Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 264 : The Return of Dexter

Episode Date: August 24, 2025

The dark passenger is back

I was watching a bit of Tiffany Haddish on Kimmel. Girl. Girl. She's a big fan of Israel as well. Girl. Oh, Chad. Hadastadian child. Got a dead, that little motherfucker.

Ha ha! You know the biggest bit of propaganda I ever fell for it was, I used to think, for some reason, the IDF were like an elite fighting force. Yeah, I think a lot of people did. Yeah, but I never, like, questioned it or anything. I was like, oh yeah, they go to the mail to. you're young, so obviously they're like fucking ninjas, all right? But I just

saw recently, there's a whole controversy because some of the soldiers ate bad food and got diarrhea and they called their parents, and their mothers came to collect them. Seriously, and then they're giving out to the generals being like, you're not minding my boy. What kind of genocide is this? It's terrible.

You'll give them, ah, hush, a mesh, it makes them go gag, go, or whatever the fuck. You know, all that, all that wacky stuff. A terrible brisket And now he He's sitting in the toilet It's like a golem

Coming out of his ass I don't know That's pretty good, you know You know your Jewish stuff now Yeah, yeah You've watched her Seinfeld Yeah, I have Hey, I even watch Kerb, baby

I'm, you know, pretty much Yeah Basically honorary Jewish You know Well we did what, speaking of Jewish Now, I don't want just to be like All about, you know I don't be like that type

podcast, you know? The truth. Aye. You're too the fried of the truth, are you? Aye. Yeah, but like, we did watch

a little bit of a long story short. Yes. Which is a new, what's the name? It's Ralph. Not Backshe. He's a different guy. It's Raphael.

Donatello. It's the BoJack Horseman creator. Yeah. All right. Now, Bojack Horseman was a show that I initially liked. I think it went on too long and got too serious.

You know the problem is I think they read the reviews. Yeah, it's like, wow, we really are helping people with our depressed horse TV cartoon. It's like, fuck off, man, right? At the start it was like, it's funny and a little bit about, you know, BoJack's a bit sad. It was never that funny, though. Oh, what are you talking about?

Oh, all the fucking stupid word play. The word play, yeah, yeah. I have to go to the sing-song ping pong at the ding-dong wing-wong. fuck right off she's a porpoise with a purpose yeah oh my god I fucking I hated that show so much

I fucking dip shits are like it's so important it helps me talk about my social anxiety shut the fuck up you retard you're learning how to feel

from a cartoon horse you're a fucking mongoloy I'm gonna act like I didn't like it you're right it didn't help me at all yeah it's not like I related to him because he was such a

Sad horse You can't talk about his feelings Yeah I don't know It's just one of those Sciops that I just couldn't fall for Dude I'm too fucking smart for that

Yeah it's not even that It's just like The comedy really was irritating Like I didn't find it funny Yeah And then when people are trying to like earnestly talk about How important and valuable it is

It's really like Ted Lassow Yeah it's like fuck off mate all right, you know, I've known more people that top themselves than I've had hot dinners, all right? I shouldn't laugh at that. I don't, you know, some cartoon horse with depression fucking whiting about his sitcom or whatever the fuck. I literally heard people say, like,

the doctor should prescribe Bojack. Yeah. Like flush your pills and just watch Mr. Peanut Potter. Yeah. Oh, fuck. The doctor should prescribe cement boots and a one-way trip to the river. fucking goober

so you're doing well yeah I think I'm doing pretty good I feel pretty good this week pretty upbeat you know it's a beautiful day damped by stamp he's actually even much better now folks like you should have heard him before we start recording

stop screaming into the cry pillow it's time to record again hey hey guys oh will I do my wacky voice oh I've got the Gash commission the Wagadon No.

And caught you. The cartoon horse doesn't help anymore. The sadness doesn't go away when the credits start rolling. He's drunk in a field talking a real horse. Well, there is equine therapy. There is, yeah, yeah.

Where they make people of PTSD or autism talk to a horse. Pretty sick joke, yeah, I think. Yeah, right, he's a very mean thing. doctors are really having their fun I have my medication, no, talk to the horse Yeah, it's like their version of talk to the hand, talk to the horse

Oh, I want to commit a mass shooting, talk to the horse NER! That means yes, doesn't it? Mr. Ed says, kill them all. Should I flush my lexer pro? Nah! One nay means yes. So long story short, yeah, yeah. So he did Bojack, and it was this huge critical success, you know, maybe not with certain members of public.

But for the happy people like me, you know, we all loved it, you know. And now he's back with long story short. It's an intergenerational, not interracial, intergenerational. Well, actually, you're wrong. Yeah, you're right, yeah, yeah. Intergenerational story of Jewish families, okay? Yep. So, like, set in, like, you know, the early day, I don't know when it was set.

Like the 90s? 90s, 2000s, and then modern day, I think, are the three time periods. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like 2019 or so. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They said they'd liberally didn't want to cover October 7th.

Why would they want to avoid that topic? That could be pretty funny, wouldn't they? Yeah. Imagine if Bojacks October 7th. Todd, get down there. Mr. Peanut Butter. What is this, Hamas, and the IDF?

Is this a crossover episode? Ah, there we go. Yeah. Who's that dog is the peanut butter. Horseing around. Hamassing around. Wait, we'll get back to long story short in a minute. But speaking of Israel and that,

so Benjamin Netanyahu is trying to do a charm offensive at the moment. Yeah. And he's trying to win over the people. There's all these naysayers like you. They're like, oh, you're bad, okay? What about the genocide? Dork Yeah, yeah

Benjamin Netanyahu loves Bojack Horsman By the way He's really offended What you say We need to stop James getting He's evil

I don't know why I talk Like Russian But okay That works You know So he's trying to do A podcast tour But for some reason

A lot of the podcast Don't want them on it Yeah So like Are you surprised By Nelk boys Okay Yes

He went on them And I thought It'd be a thing Where to get Some pushback But they Like the second They released that

we're doing podcast but we are so sorry guys let's get Adam Friedland on he'll be okay Benjamin Nanyahu Adam Friedland what more do you need okay and Hassan who's giving them shit oh yeah and they were just taking it like you're right you're right yeah

they really quickly pivoted this all which way the wind is blowing yeah yeah and he hasn't really been on that other podcast because the only ones that would have him on are ones that might ask him questions right or you know not just let him talk about Burger King for an hour yeah I mean like in Burger King

over McDonald's is fucking sadistic quite frankly. It's satanic. It's evil. They are evil. That's why I said cut funding.

All the only reason, okay? You don't have money to send to Israel? This was going Burger King. But actually, don't, yeah, don't McDonald's actually

send a lot of money to Israel? They must be pretty pissed off right now. I was like, oh, oh, okay. Well, Grimmis ain't happy

with you, pal. Fucking hell, the hamburger is not feeling too good right now. listen to a lot of Kanye right now. But he finally got another podcast, all right? That would be nice to him. The next happy meal is going to have a little Quran in it

instead of a toy, you know? Little hang gliders or power gliders, whatever. You know, what we're doing here. So he got on a podcast finally, okay? He got on Trigonometry. Now Triggernometry is. I know nothing about. I've never listened to it at all.

They're like British, anti-woke is their whole thing, right? It seems pretty gay and boring to me, you know? It's just like, you can't say that. And they get a lot of people on who were like, I wanted to do was throw bricks to trans people, and they were mean to me, and all that kind of shit. They took away my musical, can you believe that?

Pope Ted, that was being attention, yeah. So they had Benjamin and Yahoo on, and I didn't listen to much of it, I'll be honest now. but it seems like just like and why are you so great and people say you're mean but they don't know the real you do they Benjamin can I call you Benjamin? Oh respect me

but there must be some kind of work done because all the comments are all just like wow what a great conversation I must I must say now Benjamin Nanyahu has he been working now oh someone's whoa there's three handsome men

in the podcast I, be honest with you I'm a 19 year old supermodel and I can't stop masturbating over these three men, you know? And I'm definitely real. I know girth when I see it. I can sense it.

Oh yes, girl. That's a sleigh. Just like random gibberage. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So there must be filtering the comments somehow. Yeah, yeah. Because there's not a single negative comment. Yeah, that's...

Not even like, hey, I love you guys, but this episode is a little bit weak. the exact opposite. I love you guys. Still do. You know what? I thought I was a fan before this. No, I realize I'm a super fan.

I'm signing over my house to you guys and everyone should as well. I'm going to worship you and kill myself if you want me to. Yeah. Or kill others, less desirable. Or sign up to your Patreon. Whatever works for you guys, okay? Whichever takes less hassle. But it's a pretty big podcast, I believe.

Yeah, yeah. I mean, I guess it would have to be if they're getting Net and Yahoo. Like, you honestly, I don't really know much about the guys, you know, like, maybe they're sound. I don't want to burn my bridges, because if you've got Tommy Robinson on, they might get me on next to him. Yeah, that's true, you know. What would you talk about, Doctor Who? Just Doctor Who, yeah. And maybe, like, trying to, like, move on something else, you know.

Like, no, no, I'm talking about the sea devils now. You're, oh, I thought, I thought this was the free speech platform. Are you afraid? I'm too rock and roll for you. Anyway, the cyber. I think the Cybermen are actually better than the Daleks. Oh, well, I get cancelled for that. Oh, sorry.

I've got tape over my mouth in my poster. Oh, Jesus Christ. You know, actually, speaking again, of, like, those kind of alt-right guys, okay? Yeah. This is really pathetic now, but I can share this. You know, it's not a free one. Oh, shit. But, like, I was watching a bit of GB News there, right?

All right. I didn't realize two of the presenters are, like, dating. Oh. And one, the woman's pregnant, all right? And they did the gender reveal party live on the show. Right. Yeah, so it's like all the people from G.B. News that you all know and love James, okay?

And they've got a cake, all right? And they cut the cake and it's blue. And they're like, whey, congratulations. And I'm watching it in bed, being like, I'll never have that. Look, they're all friends. I'll never have cake. I'll never have a blue cake. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, they all look like a happy family, you know. Yeah. It's not really the news, though, is it? Yeah, also as a grooming gang, but more importantly, cake. And they want to take it away from you. Yeah. Jesus, that's ridiculous. Like, how can they realistically call themselves a news network?

Like, some of their segments are absurd. I hear it runs at a loss. I don't think they're making money off it. It's just kind of like a long-term plan to hopefully take over the media eventually. Right. I suppose when Nigel Farage is in power Then reform FC It seems like man

There's a while ago Where some people were saying Oh it's definitely going to happen Yeah yeah And other people like don't be ridiculous The British people would never vote for someone like that Someone so classless and hate-filled You know

And now it's basically like common knowledge now Now he's definitely become prime minister Oh really yeah Well just even like I'll listen to a thing a while ago like someone who worked for Jeremy Corbyn, he was like, oh, it's definitely happening. Oh, wow. And people even in labor,

they're not going on record, per se, but they're all going like, yeah, it's fucking, you know. Jesus. You might as well just fucking give up right now, you know? Kier Stam reminds me to his hand over to 40 election because, you know, he's going to fucking lose. Just bend over. Yeah, let Nigel do it.

I don't know what his rent boy is going to do. Oh, that should be the rent boy of an ex prime minister. How degrading. Oh, I used to hang out to the rent boys and say, Yeah. It's to go back

to Hampstead Heather. Well, well, well. Oh, I thought you were asshole and Cork were too good

for us. But now you've come back slumming it with us plebs, have you? Oh, leave off,

Gabby, yeah, okay? I'm having a hard time right now. I love how... I'm watching Bojack Horseman.

It's the only thing that cheers up this depressed rent boy. I did like it. Remember he said Bring back to Sondon.

hostages to bring back to hostages. Oh, yes. Yeah, well, you can, you know, you've been known for a few gaffs. No, I haven't. You know, sometimes the words don't come out properly. No, no. Okay.

How much time you have left? It's going to be a long run, yeah. I mean, I've done it too, you know? Now you're kind of condescending me, eh? Yeah, okay. Okay, well, let's talk with something else. Wow, wow.

Long story short, that was it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it looked pretty insufferable, you know, such, yeah, very... But again, we didn't really watch it properly. Just kind of skin, true. Yeah, I just kind of like, the whole family stuff and, you know, a lot of stuff,

but, like, oh, family are so overbearing and kooky. Yeah. That kind of gives me anxiety, I don't need that. Yeah, also, they really are doing that everyone's talking over each other. Yeah. And it's very, like, yeah, it's unpleasant. You know, they're trying to do, like,

the stress thing, like the bear per se. It doesn't really work for animation. It's harder to build that stress level up. True. It just feels annoying. Like, oh, someone fucked up in the edit. Yeah, it's just kind of attacking your auditory senses but you're not really... My autism sensors.

Exactly, yeah, yeah. But you're not really feeling you're not invested in the emotion of it or whatever. Because they're cartoons. But they're humans as well. That's the thing I didn't like. You know, they're not animals. It's not a pink cat. Yeah. So I can't follow it. Bojack's ruined me now

where I can only follow of his talking animals. You go to the zoo you're like, are you depressed, Mr. Panda bear? Because you're biracial and you're

you get abused by the park rangers or whatever they're What would be the zoo equivalent of the police? The workers and the zoo? The zookeepers? Yeah, yeah.

I forgot they were called. You know the zoo men? The zoo Gestapo. Anyway, let's just calm down a bit, all right? I watched two things. Recently, I watched Fly Boys, and I watch Dexter Resurrection. Nice.

We'll talk about Dexter Resurrection first. Okay. So Dexter's back once again. The Dexter franchise just keeps growing. It's crazy. Getting stronger and stronger. Like Nigel Farage just refuses to die. Well, actually, now, it is more popular than ever being.

The viewing figures are going through the roof, and they keep rising. People who work for like a FX, I think, are like, what the fuck? Yeah. Jesus Christ. And it is just being funded, but basically being, you know, promoted and pushed along and kept alive by weird, angry white people. You know? Dexter and...

Does that sound like me? Just about white people who are like fantasizing about murdering types that they don't like, you mean, you mean, cool, chill white people like me and Michael Rappaport. Yeah, yeah. So, Dexter's back. When we last saw Dexter, he had been shot in the snow, and then he woke up in his coma, and he moved to New York, because there's a guy killing taxi drivers.

Right. Okay, that's the last thing I would talk to you about, right? A guy killing taxi drivers called the Dark Passenger. Oh, yeah. And Dexter's like, hey, that's my thing. So Dexter captures the killer taxi man. All right? It turns out his dad's taxi driver,

and he doesn't like Uber Uber just made his dad commit suicide. Oh wow. Who's the real villain, yeah? Yeah. Me killing all those black taxi drivers or the man up Corporations. Yeah, wow.

Man, I bet taxi drivers were like, yeah, fucking ghetto, ghetto, yeah. It is funny, it's like Uber killed my dad so I got to kill all the black taxi drivers. What about the white ones? Nah. I mean, they were just trying to earn a living. get up

they're innocent in this so Dexter though finds a letter that was sent to the taxi driver who's called

Red by the way okay and his name's red okay so red got a letter and some money it's an invitation to a party

okay so Dexter goes pretending to be red pretending to be a taxi driver killer and when he gets to the party

he needs Oh the taxi driver killer was called red yeah oh sorry I thought he said the taxi driver

was called Ray. No, no, taxi driver killer. My bad. I probably misspoke, but it's your fault. Okay. All right, yeah, because you should be on it, okay? I love the dynamic here. This is good.

Yeah, I like it now. I feel powerful again. I'm sorry about that, sir. I'm also holding a gun during recording. Just playing, sucking it every now and again, you know? Fuck with your mind. Yeah. So, Dexter goes to this party.

It's Uma Turman. Nice. All right. She's the bodyguard for Peter Dinklage. Hmm. All right, yeah. And he's a rich. tech bro

and he loves serial killers he's got a hidden museum like a bat cave under his house of serial killer memorabilia he's a tech bro yeah do what did he invent the mini iPod? I think you know that's not true

okay iPod mini James are you're right you're right I fucked it up you got too excited yeah you can be hateful all you want but be accurate, all right. You're right.

So he... So he's got a museum dedicated... He's got a back cave. Right, yeah, right. It's like you go to a wine cellar, you pull one glass of wine, the door opens, you go downstairs.

Right. He's got the Pogo the clown costume. Oh, John Wayne Gasey. And he's got the actual fridge that Jeffrey Dahmer used. Wow. Yeah. Nice.

Pretty cool. That's, yeah. Oh, I just spill coffee myself. That's okay. I was just, I was trying to drink. subtly there but I panicked I spilled all over

my penis I'm not wearing pants by the way but I didn't think you judged me alright not until you spilled coffee on your dick

so look up is the best of us all right so he's got all it actually got less brown which is crazy

I guess wash off some stuff knock something loose huh yeah come on now come on now I don't

need this I'm dying up here yeah yeah so turns out Peter Dinklage runs a club with all the

best Sierra killers all over the world and he's got them all he's got the tattoo man played by Neil Patrick Harris he kills women

with tattoos and he cuts the tattoos off and saves them because they make me feel good gross yeah there's also Eric Stone Street

right modern family he's the Rapunzel killer okay kills women with long hair then there's Kristen Ritter yeah from Breaking Bad yeah she plays Mrs. Vengeance

and she kills sexual predators bad men well that makes sense the other ones though do they kill just like innocent women yeah oh yeah it's pretty who am I supposed to root for here oh wow yeah there's not much moral grey is there

I like to murder single mothers So their little orphan babies Die in the street And I kill evil Hollywood producers Who green light bad movie There's a difference there But also then there's the Gemini killer Played by the wonderful David Daltmulchin

Is that his name? You know him Oh yeah, yeah He was late night of the devil Which I didn't see actually No, but he's a well-known character actor. It would have been like the polka dot man and suicide squad and would have been a lot of different things.

So he plays Gemini Killer. He's probably the most famous one. Like he's on the FBI most wanted list. Right, whereas the rest are like duds? Not duds, but they're like working comics, you know? Yeah, where he's like... They're open mics, you know? Yeah, exactly, yeah.

Where this guy's more like Colin Quinn, you know? Yeah, the biggest of the big. Right, right. And I think that's everyone. Yeah, just like comics, I mean, We like to kill too, dude. You've got to kill or else you die. Sorry, I'm swallowing again, yeah.

I need to drink all my coffee quick, all right? Because it's going to get cold soon. Oh, okay. Yeah. So you're just like, while it's scorching hot, just guzzle it down. And then Dexter, oh, God. Oh, fuck. It's like lava.

I'm the coffee killer. I pour coffee of myself. That's it. And won't let me in the club. So, Dexter, all right, immediately is like,

I don't like this. I'm a good serial killer. Yeah. These are all bad. Right. So he immediately just calls up, like, it's way too simple this show,

okay? By the way, yeah, I didn't want to say, but a club with serial killers is so fucking stupid. He also pays them as well.

He gives them like a million books every week. What? Yeah. He's rich. Dexter is? No, no, Dinklage. He gives them money in exchange for like a show and tell

where that you show like and this is the knife I use to stab the woman and Peter Dink's like, yes. Oh, oh, you know like that, all right? I'm gonna jeez. But then Dexter's like going to take him down. So the very first episode

would meet Neil Patrick Harris. No, does he do killings as well? Peter Dinklage. No, he just likes to watch. like a cook Fair enough Cool guy So

Very first episode Meet all these characters Then Dexter immediately calls up Neil Patrick Harris Like hey do you want to get a coffee sometime Sure We can talk about murdering women together

And they're having coffee He's like Yeah I love murdering women Do you? Oh sure I do Yeah yeah yeah The more innocent The better I always find

And then it's like Hey look over there Weck And knocks him out And wakes You know Neil Patrick Harris wakes up Yeah

And he's like, hey, don't do that. Well, you're a bad person. I'm a good killer. I kill who's bad. You killed good people. That makes you bad. It just kills them. So already, like, one person's dead already.

Yeah. And I'm like, huh, all right. Well, maybe that's just, you know, the early kill, like a scream, you know? Right. And the rest of the series, we'll be about these killers and interactions between them and all that. Yeah. He kills them so easily in this. There's no tension, no tension whatsoever.

Right, right. Like, in Dexter, season either three or four, the one with John Litgau, right? Yeah, yeah. It's him versus John Litgow. He knows Dexter's a killer. Dexter knows he's a killer. It's like his cat and mouse game, all right? And it's the tension, and there's no tension in this whatsoever.

Yeah, it's just like, got him next. Yeah. So then the next one, okay, is he starts to form a relationship with Kristen Ritter, all right? Mrs. Vengeance. He's kind of chatting to her and all that, but then she gets arrested. For being a killer? Yeah, she gets caught killing a bad man, all right? And then she's in prison for the rest of it.

So she might come back, I don't know, I haven't finished to show yet, but so far she's in prison, all right? Right. Then he goes to David Dalmulchin. Okay. And again, so simple, literally just goes like, hey, you want to go somewhere for food? All right.

You know, just stabs him, right? But then, okay, he comes back the next day. David Dalmulchin, again, he's still, live turns out he's they're twins. Oh, what? There's two David Dalchins and you know what Dexter does? Just kills him. That is shite.

Yeah. That's so annoying. In the space of 15 minutes, there's a new David Dalmulchin, then he gets killed as well. Wow. What is even the point of that? Yeah. There's no like, where's my brother? I think you did it. No, I didn't. It's like, oh. He's even find out

or there's no like, he's like, hey, there's my brother. Dead as well. God, I'm really good at this. This is working out great. So, Dexter is the only new person who joined the club, all right? Yeah. And so far, all these people have died, okay? You've got two David Dalmultians have died, okay?

Yeah. And Neil Patrick Harris. And Eric Stone Street's like, hey, it's kind of weird, isn't it? Because no one would die before this, and now you've come, and now they're all dead. Anyway, do you want to go see Hamilton together? Literally, they go see Hamilton together. And Dexter's like, I actually. he wants these out yeah yeah yeah oh so just do a little plug for hamilton yeah yeah wow

you can still get you can still get tickets that's where every penny i thought i was a killer those guys on stage wow they killed it dude incredible yeah so i tell you one thing that was killed my boredom because i was so entertained whoa lin manuel miranda what are you doing here. Hey, Dexter, yeah. Want to hear me rap? Of course I do. You're the best rapper that's ever lived. Yeah, it's pretty

bad. Yo, I'm kicking it with Dexter. Here's my sister. Please don't sext her. Because you're so cool. The coolest guy in school. You kill it because you're ill it. Fool? Dexter starts crying. It's beautiful of you as clapping. I fucking hate

Hamilton Yeah Yeah Well it's getting released in cinema soon Good We should watch it together Now I know where I'll carry out My final act of vengeance

Which is leaving a bad review A one star review That's it Well one and a half Come on let's be You leave a one and a half star review And I take a Sinai tablet You know

Yeah My work here is done Before I get captured So yeah So this is over the course of eight episodes has all happened, all right? No tension. It's so boring.

And during all this, by the way, Dexter's befriended a black family. His landlord's a kindly old black man. And now Dexter helps the black community, all right? Of course. And also his son is on the run. No, his son isn't on the run. His son killed somebody

who was sexually harassing a woman, so he's bad. And then the son gets away with it. And the last thing I watched, is Dexter and his son have a meal and then Peter Dinkled shows up like, hey, I never, I didn't know yet a son.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh, was that? What's going to happen now? Don't know. Oh. Probably just killed Peter Dinklage. All right. Why, is Peter Dinklage, like, you killed my super cool crew of killers. Me and the guys, we were best friends.

They definitely weren't hanging out with me because I was paying them. It's very silly. maybe I need to go back and watch old Dexter I don't remember it being this cartoonish Yeah I think it was Dexter came out in that period Where like

Pretty much everything was getting considered Like prestige TV Yeah and it really wasn't Like nip tuck or fucking It's funny that's exactly example I was gonna give Or like even the West Wing to be honest Like all those shows got lumped together I was the golden age where a Christmas

You get a big box set you know Yeah Yeah, we got Sopranos, nip-tuck. Yeah. True blood. I don't know where to start. They're all so good. Six feet under.

Which is not good. People try to say it's good. I never watched it. It's really douchey and stupid. Isn't the whole thing like a... There's a ghost and it was it? Their dad is a ghost. Is he?

Is that not Dexter? Oh, sorry. And they kill people. That's it with a dark passenger. They're like a family of undertakers. but like every episode starts off with you see somebody die and then they have to like you know they do the burial or whatever the fuck

or the odd you know and then what also happens is like family drama yeah family drama like the first episode starts so the patriarch of the family dies and all the kids have to fly home for the funeral and it's like who's taking over I'll be honest I won't ever watch the first episode no you can make a good judgment from there

But, like, it just, it was very kind of, very like nip-tuck or, like, true blood, you know, those kind of, it was stupid and sleazy, even like Dexter. And, yeah, people were saying it's, like, it's just as good, if not better, as Sopranos or the Wire. Yeah. And that's just objectively not true. Move over James Gandalfeedy. Yeah, yeah. Like, I remember Dexter at one stage was so popular that this is, this never really happened now, but. NBC actually edited the episodes and did like a, like a, you know, like a flight, a flight, what do you call it, like a, oh yeah.

Where they cut out the swearing. Right. And it's like monkey fighting instead of motherfucking. Oh, right. Yeah. And start airing on NBC. Oh. Yeah.

And they could have it like at, you know, 6.30 in the afternoon. Yeah. That's only time, the best time to watch Dexter. Yes. Yeah. You know what's, I feel like people are going back watching Dexter more now, because. the new resurrection. I'm seeing lots more people,

younger people, posting, like, Dexter memes and stuff. You know, like the black cop. No. All right. There's a black cop who all suspects Dexter. Oh, right. He's like, hmm, I get you, motherfucker.

And they're always posting memes of him. Yeah, it's weird now, like, the kind of the TikTok generation, finding out stuff from the 90s. And it's like... And near 2000s, you know. Yeah, yeah. It just like, it just makes you feel old.

It's like, oh, wow. Time waits for. For no man, the creeping specter of death looms around every corner. Man, I saw a thing recently. People were talking about euphoria in a real nostalgic way. It's like, oh, man, remember we used to watch that stupid show? Oh, God. That was back when I was young and stupid.

Now I've got kids in the mortgage. I've getting lower back surgery. Yeah, I've got a slip disc. You know how it is, us old geezers. Hey, I'll be 23 soon, you know? Oh, God! Yeah. I'm looking forward to Euphoria season three, though.

I never watched any Euphoria. You got to catch up. Yeah, you're filming it right now. Okay. There was a lot of... Sorry. You're all right? No.

Why are you doing? No, there's not rumors about euphoria where they're going to change you up completely, and it's going to become a detective show with Sandaya. What? That can't possible. No, she was going to become a PI, a private dick. And she's going to investigate crimes. Okay.

With a talking dog or something. But apparently they have to do, because it's been years since the last. Oh, right, because they were in high school, right? Yeah, yeah. And they were still in high school, but whatever. And now everyone has become much older and much more successful, so it's kind of hard to get. So I believe the rumors I've been hearing, okay, on Dexter subreddits, not Dexter. That's where you get your euphoria news.

I'm type in Dexter. What about jewels? So, I'm getting too excited, sorry. On the Euphoria subreddit, I assume. On the Euphoria subreddit is, because they're so successful, they can't really fill them all together now.

You know, Siddy, Sweeney, Chip, Galortis, and they, all that. Right, okay. So it's going to be them all, they've left school and following them all their different journeys. Oh, okay. Yeah.

They kind of did that with skins a few years after. I remember that, yeah. Like, they did. kind of one-off episodes about the most famous characters, you know? Is that good? No. Skins wasn't really good. It wasn't good.

I didn't re-watch it. There's people I know are re-watching the first episode. Yeah. And it's really silly. Yes. It's very kind of like bawdy kind of sex comedies. Way more than I remembered. It was kind of, I wouldn't

even say shocking necessarily, but I think it was, you know, it was just like teen sex and drugs It was a modern day on the buses Well I don't know if anyone Ever made that comparison It's kind of like the movie kids But set in Britain

You know But definitely not as raw as that Yeah But there was stuff like you know Suicide, mental illness Drug addiction Anorexia Sexual violence

You know It's a regular Tuesday Yeah And you know quite hedonistic with the sex and drugs as well. Well the big thing with them is that remember that trailer came out. That was a huge

talking point. It was the trailer of them going they're in a house party. Yeah, yeah. And then your hands get so well. Yeah, yeah. There's no one home to call. Like I remember that was almost like... There's a toe in your asshole. You can't stop crying. Like that was a real

kind of like moral decay of Britain type story. It was like... Broken Britain. Cameron has to be... It has to answer for this. Like the... done got so much traction out of that you know sexy teens absolutely off and then turn the next page like page three

you know yeah yeah but yeah that was a real like this would be the end of us and were they wrong look at Britain now look at me look at the world it's all because of Nicholas Holt I knew it and look what he did okay ruined Britain and then moved

over to America yeah and now he's in Superman yeah leaving all the others behind if you look up a lot of the cast members of skins which I do regularly okay one of them's like his only fans now was it the gay guy no it's a woman sorry James here

oh oh fucking shit which one I think she appeared like she was a background extra oh right right I think she was a she worked to craft services I'm like oh yeah

Nicholas Holt was like chaps say this you'll never believe how many sandwiches chicken fit up a twat it's incredible you wouldn't want to eat them afterwards mind you Yeah

One of them The guy who played Sid He's a teacher now Like most of them didn't have Oh I like Sid Yeah I was like Sid Yeah so was I

Really yeah Just like the dork The loser He wasn't a loser He was He was the hero He was the biggest loser No he was so cool

He was Sigma Yeah Yeah Okay He didn't care if people liked him or no No he did Or if women found him

Disgusting Or smelly Yeah Well he's a teacher now and then what's his name he was in slumdog millionaire doing pretty well yeah

actually wait the girl who played Cassie she was like the real like kind of a kooky one with the eating disorder she ended up in a cult like an actual proper cult cult you had to be like

her family had to rescue her deprogrammer and all and then she was on loose women talking about it yeah There's a lot more cults than you realize It's funny there's so many little cults that are like Only like five members you know

But the people in there are proper like We're the only ones you know the truth Yeah Speaking of cults I'm going to do some investigative journalism soon Because I was driving around Tullo recently Tullo's like in Carlow all right And I'm driving past like industrial estate You know the kind of place you go by a mattress

Or like a couch okay Yeah It's got like you know We're a fucking Bed bat and Beyond and all that kind of vibe. B and Q. B and Q and all that.

There's a church there now. So there's a church in like an industrial park called the Gateway Church. Oh wow. I was like, what the fuck is this? Definitely a cult. I was like what the fuck is this? They probably play like music in there like a full band, you know? Man, I may go.

It's on every Sunday, all right? It looks so much fun. So you go on the website, all right? And all the text is the wrong colour. It's very hard to read. So it's like a blue background and then light blue text. Oh wow. It's like that, all right?

I say, what, I can't even read this? What's this sexually assault? What? You will be what? Egged. They'll, I, I'm going to be egged by a woman wearing a, a lap on. What is this? Like, I'll be bent over and eggs violently by, uh, so I was pegged by the way, for any of you, slow

popes, I thought you said, I thought I mean fucked. I was like, That sounds right, yeah, yeah. They're spelled the same way, aren't they? Yeah. So, and like, the picture,

by the way, has, like, all these, like, happy people who don't look Irish at all. You know, like the white teeth and all that, you know?

Right. You know, handsome. And also, it's like all these things like kids' activities and all the kids' activities are kids, you know, with paint guns and that.

Right. I'm like, what is this? Like zip lines. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I was looking up more. And really,

it's just like a half deflated bounty castle in the car park out the bag. Like, there you go, now, kids. You just jump up and down on that. And think about these, is it? It's raining. Ah, so don't worry about it now. God's tears, because you're thinking about being gay.

So I looked up, okay, in this gateway church, it's based in Texas. Oh, so this is like a missionary. They've come to Tullo, like it's a fucking third world country. It was here in Dar, Ethiopia, all right? And the people are Ethiopian, like, they need a fucking more. So I look, apparently in Texas,

it's like the fourth biggest church in America. Wow. No, I mean big, I don't mean number of church

I mean actual size. The actual size of the building is huge, okay? Right. And this is then branching out into the Irish market.

I mean, why not? And like, there's barely signs for it. How the fuck? What is it going on here? How do you get

like permission for that? Yeah. It's funny because if that was a mosque, you'd hear about it. Oh yeah. You just get out there.

They're round in the country so they are. And the gateway come along. It's like, lovely lads there. They're brilliant. They were telling me all about the reckoning is coming, do you see, right? The reckoning's coming. And you can play paintball as well, yeah? Paintball in

heaven. 24 hours a day. Laser tag, the lot. And every film comes out straight away. You don't have to even wait for it. They got a dodgy box in heaven. The fire stick man is in heaven. Yeah.

Yeah, I'm gonna go next Sunday Man, you should, I think it's gonna, you'll be saved It's funny if I'm like going Yeah, what a fucking bunch of losers I show up there I'm carrying my You know, Richard Dawkins' book In one hand, you know

Yeah, fuck you, yeah, yeah I'm listening to Sam Harris, woo I come back, I'm like, James Brother James Thank you Are you happy living like this? No, you're not, look at you. I have a solution for you

Yeah, I try to break you down like negging, you know, yeah, yeah. Are you, do you ever feel bad? Yeah. It's always like, you know, it's real generic. Like, do you ever feel in a situation that you're not actually the best ever? I suppose sometimes, yeah,

you're basically clinically depressed. Yeah. I remember one time I was standing outside a petrol station and the dock and some random man came up to me as like, can I talk to you for a second? You seem lost. Have you ever thought about the Lord? I was like,

no, I'm not one of those. please leave me alone. I was like, but I just want to stand here and talk to that. I got very, like, aggressive with him. I was like,

mate, just fuck off, yeah. As you should, yeah. And then one time a fucking albino came to my door

in Monaghan. This fucking albino comes over. It's like, can I ask your question? What's going on in the world today? It was an albino

from Dunigol and some Nigerian who didn't speak. I was just like, they were like, what's going on in the world? Well, all right,

into the spectrum. I just said to him I don't know but I tell you what see that lad over there go ask him and I slammed the door in their face and I felt strong and powerful well like they pulled up

we live at the top of a laneway so the car just pulled up and I see them walking up towards me and they got a real Mormon vibe they got the shirts tucked into the slacks and they're carrying pamphlets and you can just tell Jesus freaks, Jehovah's Witnesses

whatever the fuck and I just stared at them the whole way of coming up, I was like, oh, I can't wait to tell these cuts the fuck off. Hitch slapped them with my logic cock. I should have brought them in and it's like, we're going to watch Bill Hicks, dude. Can you handle it?

We're going to watch Religious. Take that asshole. But, yeah. But no, I think it'd be great for you, Brian, to... Yeah, it might be good, yeah. They'll probably kick me out because I'm too rude and lewd, you know? Too punk rock.

Yeah, I'm trying to skateboard around the place. Yeah. I love on Instagram, there's a... page I follow and it's like cool priests and cool ministers as all this kind of stuff they'll have like literally like a hoop in the church and they'll go like you know and get it in you know Kobe yeah right and you know how did that you know had the Lord on my side right and sometimes it's very elaborate shit you know and they're really talented these guys you're juggling they're doing like doing backflips and shit yeah all right very righteous

gemstones type stuff and are they like cool looking dudes some of them are yeah some of them are yeah some of them are kind of fucking like uh you know almost like you it's Navy SEAL looking cunts you know like black rifle coffee type guys yeah yeah like

we're not I'm in there I was in the shit alright yeah the reason I got true okay because the Lord yeah yeah yeah yeah

and then you go in the Irish church it's some fucking div you know yeah welcome to the church today

oh sir it's lovely to see you all here yeah the church didn't that fun at all I think it was

actually better when it was in Latin okay he's make up your own like he's talking there's like they are right like a cling on you could do the church and cling on

move over gateway church there's a new church coming and then I get shut down by CBS yeah yeah hey cling on these nuts bitch no the clings wouldn't say that they're a noble race

all right okay give me a second there I'm going to talk about flybys next alright I'm looking forward to that well I've said this before and I do genuinely mean it I would love to be saved

to have like, you know, to have like that moment of enlightenment where you go, oh, God, Israel, and God, Israel. You're right, finally you've seen the truth. God exists is what I meant, you know. Because the way of people talk about it, it's not like they just go, oh, okay, I guess I'm just going to believe in this then because it'll make me happy. Yeah.

They say it like something like flips inside them and they're just this thing takes over. And then they just become this deluded mental case. You know what? You believe in all this wacky shit. You know what? I'm hearing there. Ego. Ego. Yeah. So the trick to believe in God, all right, is to surrender. Give yourself over to religion, okay? Okay. And realize that you are not

Mr. Cocker to the Walk. I know that's what you think, all right? Oh, that's me. Yeah. I see you walk to the room, like, hey. Like the fauns, all right? Hey, oh right, the cat dog's here, baby. Who's ready to get crazy? You got your Hawaiian shirt on. That's the way we like. We're all going to get laid.

Yeah, so you have to give yourself over something bigger than you, right? And be like, a black guy called Tyrone. Hey, you ain't going to catch me out like that, all right? Well, I'll submit to him, all right? Yeah, I bet you will. the Lord's will Yeah, so even that there You're putting on his brave

Like, yeah, a bunch of wackos You know, you're believing a man in the sky Yeah, all right But you have to fully commit to it But then Aren't you just sort of doing it It's like fear-based

And it's like you're doing it Because you're afraid Now you're using logic All right And that's, you're pissing me off I'm making a fool of yourself I couldn't bring you to the Gateway Church You embarrass me yet

I slap you in the car Look at you dressed up like a tart You're all teet and tits, are you? I don't have any teeth Yes, do you have teat? Come on I do, yeah Most of them

Because the power lowered That's the Okay, what are we talking Sorry, yeah, we're going to talk about Flybys now Okay So I watched a film called Flybys And it kind of has got resurgent recently

because Fly Boys is a 2006 World War II movie about, as you can tell, boys who fly, the Air Force. Yes. Now, the reason why I'm watching this is because it was funded and co-stars a guy called David Ellison, who is the son of Larry Ellison, who was like a billionaire.

And he gave money to his son, and his son's like, I want to get into the movies, and this is how he does it, right? He funded his own film and it was a huge box-off disaster. Right. But instead of giving up, he kept spending his dad's money

and eventually he bought Paramount. So there's a lesson there. This is a real underdog story, you know? A real Cinderella tale. Maybe if you turned your frown upside down, okay, you could buy Paramount. I can't even buy a subscription

to Paramount Plus. That's not hyperbole. I literally, right now of this moment, could not afford to do that. Is that or food, you know? Yeah, I know. That's why you're a failure, okay? Because he's waste all your money on like, what, your sweets.

My sweets. My sweets. My delicious biscuits and cakes. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you can never buy the UFC, could you? No, I couldn't. No, I'm afraid not. This is, I'm breaking you down, okay? Okay.

I'm going to build you back up. Eventually. When does that part happen? Next year, maybe. Yeah. Feels like you're really front-loading the process. Okay, now I will say In fairness to David Ellison

All right He did not make himself The lead character Like he had no involvement With like the writing or directing Did he? No, no he probably could influence him Though, probably make a suggestion

You know, make me sexier Yeah How That's your job Who's the James Franco Oh So he was smart enough

To be like I'll let James Franco I'll let him be the star Right But I'll be the wacky co-star All right. Right. So it is World War II.

Even though Dave Franco's there, it's like, hey, if you need somebody, no. Who let him in here? I said no more Franco. Yeah, get out here, disgusting. Oh, hello, Alison Brie. Yeah, get, hey, lose the zero. Get with the zero. Hero.

You got the riz, boy. I'm no Johnny Brown. Riz him with the tism. Hey, lose the zero, get with the queer. I mean, well, oh no. Oh, no. You made me say that. I'll get fucked in the ass

by Dave Franco. Okay, it's that what you all want? Yeah, don't even answer me. I know it is. That's what something together is about, you know, Dave Franco mixes with me. It rhymes with grape. It rhymes with grape.

It's a reference to 22 Jump Street there. If the hip cats can't keep up with me. Great film, I'd say. Yeah, well, maybe not great. No, I think it's actually one of the greatest comedies of the last 500 years Right, okay

Well, I think it's a very good film It is very funny I've watched it twice Okay That's how I'm such a massive fan I watch it twice Yeah but you know

You know me you know I don't look back A true fan would watch it 22 times at least You know what would be a real cool thing we could do for charity We watch 22 jumpstery 22 times

Okay And we give all the money to the IDF I like it I'm all bored Yeah That'll bring everyone together But anyway what's talking about So it is a very

Very predictable movie Flyboys It's almost like someone said You cannot be too exciting But you can't be too boring either You gotta be as vanilla as fucking possible Alright A real 5 out of 10

Middle of the road Real middle of the road It wasn't for James Franco And the odd kind of bit of money spent in special effects, it could be like a TV movie. Right. So it's all these young fellas show up from all over

the country, you know, hey Texas, hey Milwaukee, you know, hey, why are you doing? Why are you, so got a cowboy, you know, you're a city boy, you know, all that kind of stuff. Hey, I'm a fly boy. And he's black. Well, the term's

B boy, but okay. It's like that and that's the way it Put him in the worst plane we got. So, yeah, it's like, you know, it was James Franco and a bunch of young men, okay? He used to fly from the back of the plane. This really doesn't seem practical at all.

Quiet, you. Literally, one of the soldiers, like, they're all bunking, okay? And the soldiers don't want to sleep beside the black guy in case they catch something. Right. Yeah, jazz or whatever, yeah. Or what if he's on the top bunk, he rolls over, his big cock-flops down hits me in the mouth.

Then I'm a homo. How do I explain that to my steady gal back home? Injured in line of duty. Dishonorably discharged. For being a fruit loop. So, and of course, James Franco's one soldier like, hey, I don't care what color your skin is. I only care about the color of your character.

So he's like the hero, right? Oh, okay. So it is, you know, very simple, like they all go to war and the general is kind of mean. And he's like, yeah, you know, he's a new recruits. Yeah, I'm going to be real hard. on you, you know. Hey, the average lifespan on one of these planes

is two seconds. Yeah. I didn't exaggerate a little bit, you know. But like, you know, and then like the kind of older fly boy is like, hey, these new recruits, yeah, blowing smoke in their faces, yeah. Disrespectful. Yeah, yeah. But then he earns... I hope you know that's a carcinogen, sir.

And my health is very important to me. But then over the course of the film, he earns their respect. Right. Yeah. there's a funny bit where Dave Franco and David Ellison they're flying a plane James Franco What did I say? Dave Franco

Oh well that would be better to be honest here Where James Ellis James Franco and David Ellison Yes You got it They're flying a plane But they forgot to put petrol in it

Oh So they crash into a brothel Oh what? Yeah it's pretty funny So then they wake up okay And James Franco's like Where am I And David Ellis is like

Hey there's a bunch of chippies here Have some fun you know And they'll even charge me because I'm so good looking They'll probably charge you, James Franco as you're such a dog And I didn't like this now So Dave

Fuck it, fuck James Franco All right, fuck James Franco falls in love with one of these French prostitutes But he never kisses her Because he's such a good guy So he's so respectful

Wow Yeah And then he's always looking for her And he never found her again They're all real by the way She's a prostitute what's that mean well you know

well we finished that sentence she's gonna be out you know curb crawl she'd be loyal okay she'd be loyal to James Franco yeah that's what I'm saying he's a brave soldier

but mean is okay he doesn't care about her past or he's enlightened but after the war he went back to Paris trying to find her never found her sad isn't it

turns out the only thing shorter than a flyboy's lifespan is a prostitute's lifespan hey these are the times we were living in what can I do about that prove by that, all right? Well, neither do I.

Yeah, we'll act like it. And then, you know, there's like, the CGI is, again, like, it's not in any way bad. It's very serviceable for 2006. You know, it's like, it's, you can tell it's not real. You know, they didn't actually use real planes in this, it's CGI.

But, yeah, and remember like the jaded fly by, you blow smoking people, okay? Yeah. he's got an enemy you know like the the red baron river okay right and there's a bit where like he gets shot and the red baron's like smiling at him he's like he he but then he crashed into like a like a zeppelin or something okay so he had the last laugh and uh at the end they all go home and the david ellison character becomes starts a circus a circus yeah very weird choice well you know war's so crazy you're more crazy you're a circus okay

uh huh real boring film i've said yeah i prefer leprechaun i've never heard anything about it you're the first person i've ever met that has ever spoken about it i'm so unique and interesting aren't i yeah a party you're like who is this guy the chicks will love it dude the fly boy guy uh yeah i only called him that because his fly was down the entire time he was talking to me hey the piece of a boy you know a man all right let me just run through some other things real quick dear and look at my notes I watched the Medea animated movie

great yeah we can finish off on this I didn't even know there's a thing you believe that yeah well flybys and Medea the animated movie imagine those two together Medea flying a plane fighting Nazis oh my lord look at all these Nazis up her and go upside to him Nazis kind of like her you know Medea So this is, I don't know much about this.

It's an hour long, this movie. It seems like it's a pilot for an animated series never happened. Right. It's animated, like I said, but there is live action to start and the end to kind of fill out to get it to the hour. Okay. And it's just Medea in the kitchen being like, hey, this is a, let me tell you about an adventure I had one time. It went a little something like this and harps, and then we go to the animated sequence. and it is Medea is causing chaos as usual all right

but she gets arrested by the police and they make her do community service with a bunch of rag tag kids that she hates and she really hates these kids like they're real troublemakers all society has basically left them you know it's like the teachers don't teach them anymore they're like the bash street kids

the black bash street kids are right wow okay and they are pretty wacky card like there's one kid's got to calculations Another kid is in a wheelchair They call him wheels But he's got rocket power wheelchair And another girl I don't know

It's like Chinese or something All right And then but They all bully her No no They all respect her and love her Oh Yeah good thing

You didn't write this film No And then Well I guess they don't want it to be accurate And then there's a mean mayor wants to shut down The rec center essentially Oh great

And then Medea's got like Save the Day While the kids And she adopts all the kids At the end Wow Yeah jeez

is it really that easy just to adopt like 12 kids yeah I suppose you know like the same like when you're grooming the kids

you know it's like go for like the imagine I wouldn't know go for the weakest I imagine you know okay you know one of the kids

at Rocket Power wheelchairs he'd be kind of nine yeah he'd keep getting away yeah it'd be tricky wouldn't he

yeah I imagine like Wiley Coyote I don't be giving advice on the podcast Wiley Pito Coyote yeah Well, we're at an hour already

Are we? Yeah, a flu boy. Oh, wow. We didn't even get to Graeme Lennon. What were you going to say about him? I just think it's interesting way his life is gone now, where he's in Arizona, working with Rob Schneider. Yeah, are we getting a Deuce Bigelow sequel?

That could be funny, you know, like, when Deuce becomes trans, he does something satirical there you. Right. But I doubt he becomes trans and realizes it's okay. Yeah, I don't think it would be very, uh. he doesn't see his kids anymore it's a bit sad isn't it they probably

man it must suck being Graeme Lennon's kids Graham Lennon it's almost like an addict or something like he can't stop you know the reason why he did the pub Ted musical the Fatter Ted musical

why they cancelled it no no why did in first base because apparently he was getting really crazy online about trans stuff and his wife was worried about him so she actually went to Arthur Matthews and was like hey can you please

write something with him get his mind off this. Oh my God. Yeah, this might distract him from the trans people who are outside his door all times. And they tried to write it and they did write, okay? And then they got fucking cancelled. And then

he went even more off the wall. And that's when the wife left him and all that. She tried to or sorry, they tried to buy him out but he refused. Yeah, yeah. He's really turned against Arthur Matthews now. On Joe Rogan, he was like, yeah, he'd betrayal, yeah, and it's ironic because he's

supports, you know, he loves reading about the IRA and the OMA bombings, but he's okay with women getting bombed, metaphorically by trans people, so there you go, yeah. Also, Graham Linehan is like pro-Histriel. Yeah, he is. Yeah, yeah. So, he's

all about protecting women and kids, but, you know, only a certain types, yeah, yeah. He, uh, yeah, he's becoming very bitter. Mm-hmm. And, uh, like, yeah, like I heard little clips like, I, I started their careers. They wouldn't be nowhere for, it wasn't for me.

They abandoned me, you know. It's a weird dynamic, Graham Lennon and Joe Rogan. Joe Rogan. Because Joe Rogan is naturally a jock. Yeah. And Graham Lennon is like a little nerd, okay? Yeah, yeah. Like me.

And in the natural world, Joe will be bullying him. Mm-hmm. And that's how he should be, all right? Correct. But because this trans stuff, do you have to talk to each other, right? Yeah. But you can tell Joe Rogan, after three hours to talk to him, it's kind of like, fucking hell with you.

I never want to meet, see this cunt again. Yeah, because Joe Rogan's trying to try. trying to talk about other stuff in the episode, like about AI. He's like, yeah, AI, he's like, trans stuff, yeah, yeah. It's like, no, no dude, yeah, yeah. Elk, he's trying to talk about elk, what if the elk was trans?

Would you eat it? It'd be pretty hard to swallow. Yeah, exactly. It's like their ideology. DMT, you know, they're giving kids DMT now. Yeah, but, so apparently how they got in touch was Adam Eaget is a big fan

of Father Ted. That's so funny, yeah. Something mental. That's so weird. Yeah. Yeah. At Amiga, it's like, hook me up with Dougal.

I want to meet Mr. Dougal. What about Father Debo? Oasis or Blur? Dude, I showed that to Norm. Norma's like, well,

I should probably just fucking die because I'll never compete with that. You know, that's comedy. What I do is, heck. I mean, wow, oasis or blur. You know,

the whistle stole the whistle oh wow it's great amazing I could never fucking Adam Eadiot I like Father Ted I like it as well

yeah yeah it's part of our identity you know what you like you know I used to say this before in the podcast but I used to feel where you left out

because I didn't know what Father Ted was yeah so everyone in school would be talking with Father Ted and I was like yeah I like that as well when he was in the Tardis

yeah yeah Cracky Island yeah it's like the Tardis isn't it? But this is before Doctor Who even. Wow.

So was your excuse? What were you watching? Carry on? Sadly, yeah. That's the sad thing, isn't it? Are you being served? Yeah. I think almost there's something...

You really shouldn't let a child watch carry on films. No. You shouldn't be giving kids VHS carry on and leaving them in a room for the whole day. So is your parents that kind of got you on to them, was it? No, I just picked up one. charity shop's like, oh, what's this? Like, yeah, watch it. I watched it now. I was like, all right, I'll just watch this now.

Yeah. I should be watching Aladdin or something, shouldn't they? You're like, the Lion King. Disney movies, yeah. Learned Toy Story. No, I was watching movies about sad homosexuals. Sexually harassing 38-year-old school girls, you know? I was like, this is normal.

Yeah. That's probably warped my brain a little bit. Oh, 100%. That's why you're a deviant, no. No. A twisted perverse deviant. I think that's a bit A big uncalled for you

Oh, fan tabulosa Like, come on now Well yeah, it is weird It's very weird Like I remember actually like God Think about it now It's like therapy now Yeah, but

It's just like my bowjack I remember like We went to see relatives one time And I just had I would bring a VHS Of carry on camping It's like a security Black is. Oh my God.

Carry on camping of all thing. It's like your volume. Yeah. And then just like all right, we're going to talk here. Brian, you can watch carry on camping. Your VHS of that, right? Do you want to watch something else? Whoa. Oh my God.

Don't tell me. On a school trip, they tried to like take us to the cinema to watch Toy Story. There's no, where where's Kenneth Williams? Try hang yourself in the bathroom. because you're so distraught. Being forced to consume any media

and that wasn't like campy British comedy. Yeah, like what the fuck, you know? That's so weird. Because it shouldn't be watching Star Wars or something, shouldn't be? Yeah, yeah, literally. Yeah. What age were you?

Well, let's see now. I would have been like, I don't know, like six or seven. Yeah, that's like Disney movie age. Yeah, yeah. So when I was that age, it was like Aladdin, Lion King, toy story then later on i kind of was too a bit too old for shrek like shrek came out oh i like shrek i make an exception for yeah yeah well like i liked it but i only watch it once and i have to re-watch carry on then to kind of recuperate but uh then kind of when i got to like

maybe like 10 11 12 i was really into dog shit action films like so all the stephen segal's all the i never had to stallones obviously all the good ones like lethal Back then, even I knew that was lowbrow. Okay. I watched a good... Common denominator garbage. That got... Thumbs down from me.

Yeah. Oh, well, I liked a good, like, lethal weapon of diehard, but I watched... I could not distinguish between the good and the bad. I can't stand as anti-Semitism. Even back then, with a child, like, nah. He's got weird views about the theory of evolution. Yeah. He's a fucking nut job.

I mean... Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I think something went wrong. And you can't really fix this stage, can you? No, it's far too late. Well, no, I'm getting into football now. No.

I've got Martin O'Neill's book. Forcing yourself to get into football in your 30s is not the sign of a... And I'm getting into cars as well. Oh, are you? Yeah, I'm listening to a car podcast called... You don't like this now. It's called Past Gas.

Past Gas. Yeah. It's pretty funny, isn't it? Mm-hmm. It's about the history of cars. The history of cars. So I'm learning now What are you hopped a game from this?

I'll definitely come a car guy So I can go to mechanics Like, oh, look at Lotus What? What's that a car, is it? Lotus. Nissan.

Look at that. Nissan. Look at that. Oh, look at that Nissan. That Nissan micro. Oh, that is a cracking out of my deal. Am I right? I love that.

I love Volkswagen. I love Hy-on-Dye. Yeah, yeah. And the, oh, what's the name? They actually, I was learned, I, fuck see. I learned, though, the car names. But now that you put me on the spot, I've forgotten them all.

That's your fault. I didn't bring it up. No, you did. Chevron? No, like an actual, like, it was like a, uh, a 9-11. A Porsche 9-11. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

There. Okay. Well, I'm still learning, though. Come back to me next week. I, yeah. I'm learning the, um, the, um, the, Quran and cars poor car

just learning the names of like and the logos as well that doesn't make you like what a fiat is what how are you gonna Honda's Japanese are you gonna translate Volkswagen Nazis yeah yeah how does this in any way

help you become a man so I can just hang out you know in the pub like leaning against the wall they can sit down all right yeah Hi-Undi, am I right, lads? What are you thinking of that?

Hyundi or Volkswagen? Oh, too close to call for me. They'd be like, who is this mentalist? Oh, it's like picking between two sexy ladies, am I, yeah? I just want to have a boat at once. Barbara Walters. Or Kenneth Williams. I couldn't decide.

Couldn't even decide. A bit of babes. Well, look, you know, the whole concept... I'm trying. I'm trying. Making a fucking effort here, you know? Okay, what are you doing? Are you watching Jeremy Clarkson's history of cars?

I'm not, though. It's pretty good, actually, yeah. Okay. The British car industry got wrecked by unions. Right. Yeah. Lazy fucking unions ruining everything. Wanting handouts and benefits.

Yeah, yeah. Just because the polio vaccine turned your sprague. into a spastic. Don't make me have to pay out the wazoo, all right? Say, that's what I do. That's my version of masculinity, you know? It's so grotesque and horrific that people don't even confront me on it.

And so I'm just able to glide through life. It is a superpower, because I think you get away of quite a lot. Like, when we go out in public, all right? You're like, ah, you're fucking spastic and all that. But people are always like, to me, like oh cadden what's he like you know and they're always like where's cad and I told you when we're at a party or anything it's like where's cad and where's the cad dog but when you go

out no one's like where's brine no it's usually has he done it yet has he okay why not really the history of course who's he fooling he just fucking smells depressed it's just because i'm like a drunken lout yeah and i'm like you know it's it's sad it's People like to be around it when they're drinking. And also, they're like, ha, ha, ha, look at the fat drunkard. I'm glad I'm not like that. But he does make me chuckle.

But then they all get to go home and be away from me. To wife and kids, you know? Yeah, yeah. You can never take the clown makeup off. Correct, correct. You're supposed to make them all laugh and all that. I've got a little red nose on the end of my cock that won't go away. It's probably an STD actually.

But it hurts. I actually really would like a drink now of alcohol yeah you listen to you talk about drinking all that I was like God it is great isn't it but I haven't drank a long time

I was gonna go out last night what was on last night oh it's just gonna go to hang around the gigs you know Oh yeah kind of be cool You can do that tonight No I'm gonna drive home tonight

Really? Yeah yeah Just got back I know yeah I'm a busy guy You're just on the farm then I'm farming nonstop That's why I'm listening to all these books about autism and Islam and Doctor Who and James Bond.

I'm listening to Casino Royale. Wow. Yeah. I'm listening to, but I like it. It's good for me. Okay. It's good for me. But do you not feel like, you know, you're spending money on a room and, you know, you're never here?

But I'm earning money. Okay. And this is like, this is like, this is like, this is like my, you know, people have a house in Paris. Yeah. Yeah. It's like your little getaway. Yeah. Your dirty little secret

Maybe I will stay tonight The footy's on tonight The footy Is it on tonight? The footy? The footy? The footy's on night And I just loved

A bit of footy You know, I don't know Oh, the regular You know the old regulars Oh, the Cozzers And the Blackards You know Liverpool United

And London FC Yeah Acknon Stanley Oh that's good Atninton Stanley That's good Yeah Accranton Stanley

That's a good shout, yeah. My dad always used to say that was his favorite team. Really? But he was being ironic. Oh, because they're mostly known for an ad. Yeah, yeah. Do you know the ad? No, I don't know the ad. Oh, it's an ad where's two kids, I think it's like a milk ad. It's like, if you

drink the milk, you'll play for Akron Stanley and he's like, who's that fella or something like that, you know? Yeah. See, when I was a child, I pretended to be into football to to fit in with my peers, you know? So I acted like I... When you were a child, not when you're in 30s. Yeah, yeah.

And I have no peers. But if I convince the peers. I'm hanging around a primary school, be like, oh, you like a bit of footy there? Oh, give it gigsy, yeah. The Red Devils. Oh, oh, oh, I'm all right, kids. Actually, real quick, have you seen that...

It's interesting now with streaming and all that was happening with football. So, football's realized they need YouTubers and podcasts, because we're so big. we sure are all of us together so the Bundesliga the German league

have signed a deal with Mark Goldbridge you know him no he's a guy he's a man United fan he's got glasses and he's like

oh no don't do that no he gets real angry does it yeah he's like a performative thing you know

he's like I think he sent you a clip he's like they all call me a nunce and all that oh palace two one

yeah yeah I did say that yeah so he just dreams nonstop he used to be a detective really Yeah, so he was a detective solving murders.

Like, oh, no, you've killed someone. Ah, there's blood everywhere. Uh, but then he... Palace 2-1. Come on, oh, the lads. Garnachow. But, like, but then he started streaming, all right? And he, fairest to him, though, he streams fucking hard.

Yeah. Like, he'd be streaming, like, uh, sometimes, like, like, four matches back to back or, yeah. It's just all like, no. Like, was it after he were talking? tired or was he still a cop when doing it? I think he's a bit of a bleed over. That's crazy. Yeah. But now he's full time and now

the Bundes League has signed a deal with him so he streams games on his YouTube channel. That's a man. What age is he? I think he's his 40s. It's pretty fucking cool to be honest. So you know Satanta? Yeah. Watch out my friend. Yeah. So

Bundesliga, he has a game every Friday he streams live on his channel. Actually, I'm looking forward to what day is it? Friday. Oh yeah. Okay, good. I'm going to watch it. We just want to see how it works, you know? Like, will it be like, will he cut the interviews or what? And then Gary Lineker, all right, you hate him because of his opinions, all right?

But Gary Lineker, right? Yes, I'll just go along with that. Oh, I sure do. You're like to heal, you know? Oh, the way he opposes genocide. Oh, I don't like that at all. Oh, I'm Mr. Genocide. I must be in Palestine because all I see is a bunch of, well,

not a lot of anything actually it seems like there's literally nothing left here it's just your like doing a heel doing all the stuff to rubble you know hey I can't hear you but now Gary Linneker has a show

called The Rested Football and he's starting to deal with La Liga so now he's going to be doing the Liga highlights and stuff on his channel yeah these is the first step and I could see a lot more of this kind of thing yeah it's kind of like

the natural progression of it. Yeah, yeah. There'll be Premier League games on the... I'll be out of a job soon. That's all right. It doesn't matter. He's what? Let them come to you. Okay. Let's them like what, what on Bundesliga, what leagues do you have? Yeah, we show the Bundesliga.

We show La Liga. On the Sifant I mean, what leagues have? Yeah, so we have Bundesliga, La Liga. So we could probably get Syria on us. There's the Brazilian Syria. We can get the Brazilian League on our podcast. Where we just watch it and there's no video element at all. Oh, we don't talk.

Yeah, yeah. You just talk about carry on. A doctor who. Look at him, he's running around the place. A bit like, you know, when Charles U-Tree would run around the place. No, Haw-Tree, sorry. Oh, fuck. Operation U-Tree was something else.

Though the party poopers, I call him. Yeah, Charles Haw-Tree. The fun police. Yeah, yeah. Or, no, the actual police, really, but... Un-fun, if you ask me. But, yeah, that's the future of streaming now. It's going to be all YouTube.

Yeah. I mean, great. Yeah. That's okay. It's good. Our peers are making money. Yeah. They're making a lot of money.

Trickle down economics. Oh, you know what? I forgot completely. Oh, okay. We'll talk about, oh, Jesus. Okay, we better end there, okay? Yeah. I want to talk about Gore Vidal.

Because I'm reading some Gore Vidal stuff at the moment. But I'll say that until next week. Save that till next week. Because I watch Myra Breckenridge. Have you heard that? No. It's a film about a man who becomes a woman. in the 70s

Groove under I will You need a week to prepare for that I need to go see a father Ted musical To prepare To prepare