Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 266 : Woody Jackson Batman

Episode Date: September 5, 2025

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okay we're recording have you wiped all the mayonnaise off your phone and mouth don't start in a bad attitude okay sorry I was in a good mood okay and you come along and like oh Brian you're covered in mayonnaise oh why is your phone covered in mayonnaise oh you're unprofessional leave me alone leave me alone okay I'm under a lot of pressure you're unemployed yeah exactly I'm hustling here sorry trying to make money the old-fashioned way. Sorry.

Look, I went upstairs to eat some mayonnaise. On the DL. I thought you judged me if I ate downstairs. I wouldn't at all. You shouldn't hide your mayonnaise. Oh, come on now.

There's animals all over the place. Okay. I'm stealing. I keep secret mayonnaise upstairs. Yeah. I just have a little bit. It's like a little, it's like microdosing.

Right. Well, okay. I mix of my coffee is. Coffee and mayonnaise. I need some mayonnaise after going to that shop On my morning

Let me tell you First of all I wake up and I consider getting a hair coat Okay And maybe showering And maybe cleaning

myself Ah And the mayonnaise off my face I was like Why, who cares Why bother? Yeah, who cares?

It's not a fucking day You know Every day is a fucking struggle But I'll let the undertaker Wipe the mayonnaise off my corpse While he's putting

Rouge on my little cheeks No amount of ruse can hide the ugliness inside. Well, mommy and daddy stand over the boy in the box that they have to try and convince not just the neighbors, but themselves, that they ever gave two fucks about. A four-foot box, an inch for every, my cock. Beautiful, wonderful. Yeah, but like, so first of all, we're having fun here.

I'm showing you clips from Doctor Who, all right? You're having a great time. Loving it. You have so much fun, sometimes you just stop talking. Yeah, just locked out at the ground. Yeah, yeah. That's what I know. You're having a good time? Just like, I wonder if I have enough pills to do it.

No, no, I'll watch more doctor. Enough mayonnaise to do it. Yeah, yeah. And then this woman comes to the door, very attractive woman, all right? I wasn't allowed to answer, right? We have a system where if attractive people come to the door, I have to be tied up outside. If it's like church freaks, you can talk to them, you know, to confirm. you

that might help you but when it's attractive women I'm like let me put my moves on him

yeah got the raise master O'Too how you doing yeah yeah

remember that Joey great spin off yeah yeah remember Matt Leblank he like pills

they pills as well I'll give you some pills I was Matthew Perry but all right oh sorry

oh no this is why she left yeah so explain you remember Jennifer Aniston she died in the

hot tub Yeah. Explain this how a beautiful woman came to the door. Yeah, to sell Hello Fresh. Yeah. Which is like, I don't know, I'm not ready for this. You're so attractive, you know. I'm there like scratching myself.

Yeah. I wasn't even wearing pants, okay? So she's like, can I talk about healthy food? I'm like, what? What, like that green shit, they try to put in my kebabs all the time. Like, here, Omar, get that shit out. More chicken. I'm not a rabbit, you know.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so Hello Fresh is a thing. You know about it, you know. I've heard of it. It's what you buy, it's like the ideal of what you want to eat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's all, like, green vegetables and fruit and all that. But then you know, you know yourself vegan options, but you know yourself, like, that's what you want to eat.

But then when you get it there and you open up and you're hung over, like, I don't want this. And he's put Nutella on garlic bread. you know a little guilty pleasure you have every moment of the day and then the fruit goes rotten so it's like you order the ingredients and then this box of

this box of healthy goodness yeah so this box of inconvenience comes to your door that you've paid an extortioned price for instead just binds of vegetables on the shop you pay for the ease you get some vegetables shipped over from China.

All right. So it's all rotten and you're full of COVID. By the way, you want to go to the shops to buy the vegetables because even if they don't believe that you're going to eat them

and they don't. Every time I go in there buy some broccoli and they're like, yeah, sure, Paul, yeah, oh, you're getting a good deal on this, yeah. Most of them are going to blind this

you think that's a twix. It's not. But yeah, so and is it a weekly thing? It comes every week and there's literally no way to stop. it once you sign on the dotted line you're just inundated with cabbages till your day it's like you know

when you get a free trial but it's a fucking pain in the arse yeah to cancel it so you end up just paying millions yes it's like that yes and you're too scared and you're like if i cancel the attractive woman won't think I'm cool yeah yeah and you'll come every week with this box of goodies yeah no no it's not how it works the way is she's the face okay yeah but then actually like the guy who comes to collect your food is a guy with a wonky eye and a stutter Big leg

How you doing me Lord you be enjoying you and I'm fresh Where's the pretty girl Yeah You're just a local pedo delivers your vegetables Oh Delet a vegetable

Deliver vegetables That's the world we live in Yeah so And he won't even take that joke Is that joke to him He beats you Yeah so now what was she when she came to the door she's like I want to talk to you about hello fresh

do you honestly I kind of panic she's so beautiful so that I don't live here I did hear you say that I don't live here I don't even know who lives here I'm breaking and entering I like to break in and wanking on the people's pillowcases I'm the goon fairy I leave some jizz under their pillow. And then I wait till they fall asleep and bash their teeth with a hammer and chisel. Where did that come from? I don't know. It was just organic.

We're having fun with the Goon Ferry. That was fun, you know. That's something you could put on S&L UK. I took it to a weird place then. You went all Sam Hyde. Yeah, sorry, dude. Sorry, I mean, I got that, I am that Sam Hyde, I got that, you know, that's always in my brain.

Yeah, say that for the Patreon, officer maggot. What? Nothing wrong there? Check the transcript, Your Honor. Yeah, well, also didn't help that the beautiful girl talking to me and on the TV you were playing Sam Hyde clips. Yeah, yeah. Officer Maggot clips, loud and proud.

My lady, do you want to enjoy? Oh, come on in, my dear, world peace. Now I don't have any money, but I'm sure we can come to an arrangement. All allow you to have sex at me. if you give me free food then we're all winners I'll eat that broccoli out of your snitch

how about that honey why what's the problem come on yeah I know I know I'm a very disgusting individual and this is the free one yeah yeah

man some of the stuff you were saying on the Patreon I wasn't saying anything couldn't get a word in edgewise fucking chatty chatterson over here I was trying to talk Oh lippy McGee

he wouldn't shut his beak I was just trying to talk with Trevor Noah and I was like apartheid's bad and not just set I'm off I got a

nosebleed it was awful the Trevor Noah book was very good by the way I'll talk about maybe later on as well

I felt that the Patreon episode was lacking what more so about myself so I'm really trying to

I'm going I'm firing on all cylinders on this one oh right okay yeah well don't worry

I'll get you fucking going now when I talk with Batman and Doctor Who later on which by the way

if anyone's getting annoyed by all the Batman and Doctor Who talk shut the fuck up okay I thought that was my time to get on my soapbox

Well actually Giving the geopolitical situation Don't that fuck up Yeah I was gonna go I'm gonna get cancelled am I Like Gara noon Oh

You pissed them off again there Yeah yeah Oh I saw Yeah you get cancelled around in these days There's people trying to get money From the IDF Yeah And he's like

Oh let them at it Uh huh Yeah What some influencers did like they went to they were sponsored by Coke It was the Coca-Cola

tent or something and they took pictures of Coca-Cola and again it's like we're talking on the Patreon with the Saudi Arabian money if you're like

hey I like Coca-Cola and genocide suck my dick yeah it's hard to argue with that exactly

I kind of respect that and I Coca-Cola get on to me you know hit him up yeah I'm too

problematic for the IDF yeah that's true Gail Godot was like you are bad the man but yeah then he was just like

you know in fairness to Garan noon now he did make a good point because there's a lot of spastics out there especially like the Garan noon fans

and a lot of the people in the comments didn't even know what Israel was yeah lucky bastards it's that how Superman

come from Israel blew up because of Hamash in space and then Superman come down Like a lot of people aren't really plugged in Like us

You know like we're at the fucking We're at the cold face You know we know exactly what's going on My finger on the pulse Of the Palestinian children And it's a very faint pulse I gotta be honest What

Okay I'm not doing it Yeah it's satire Yeah Anyway look I uh What was talking about again You're stumbling like when the beautiful woman

came to the door. Yeah. I didn't handle myself very well. In my head I'm like a Dean Martin type you know. Hey, honey, what's up?

Hey, sugar doll. Hey, what are you doing? What are you doing later? Yeah. But I was proper like, I don't live here. I don't know you. Stranger,

help! Start blowing your rap whistle, you know? That gets you hard. One question that. But then the annoying is I close the door in her And I was like, hopefully she leaves.

Then she went over the next door. And her and another attractive woman showed up. Even more attractive. Like gremlins, man. They just spawned. Somebody splashed water on them. They multiply, you know. But then they're talking to the other, the neighbor for ages.

And I'm afraid to go outside then. Yes. Because, you know, I'm just, I feel even uglier than usual. Yeah. Rightfully so. Yeah. So you went upstairs, guzzled a jar of maid is. That calmed you down, you know.

But then I went to the shop. They get batteries. You're too afraid to go outside. Yeah, well, I'm not going, you're not going to catch me slipping, all right? I walk outside and there's a beautiful woman there and then yada, yada, yada, I'm on the register, you know? I'm not going to, not again, never again.

Through a series of misunderstandings. So what happens is a bumblebee lands in her chest. You're like, get the bumblebee off her chest with my mouth. and yeah it writes itself we've got a real Larry Charles over here

more like a Larry Murphy Charles a-o that's pretty good well it's a bit late now isn't it it's a little topical yeah

all right Larry Charles Larry Charles is a monster Larry Charles is a monster Larry Murphy doesn't need this Yeah, you're right. I'm not like, Larry Murphy's like, I never wrote for Arsenio.

Yeah. Larry Murphy's saying, I didn't go to EP sponsored by Coca-Cola. I'm not a bastard. Yeah. Look, we're getting very flagrant here, right? Let's tame it down a bit. I'm saying, I went to the shops.

They're still theirs. I'm trying to make eye contact for the beautiful women. Of course. And I get there, it's chaos in that shop. Oh, yeah? It's mental, because they've opened up a whole ice cream section now.

Right. So now it's like this little, a mother with these little fat kids, all right? She's like, what ice cream do you want? Of course, little kids are like, I want Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, ice cream Uh, and, uh, ice cream.

What do you want? Uh, and I'm there, you know, I've got my coffee, I want to pay. Yeah. And there's a woman in front of me, and so one lad sorting out the kids with the ice cream. Right. And there's a woman in front of me. And have you seen the new lad there? He's like scared?

Uh, he's like a foreign lad. Yeah, yeah. Probably a refugee, you know, he's Polish and Nigerian or something. I thought, yeah. I know the guy he is quite timid I remember like oh could I just

because you get me that's like what I was like come on man I didn't call you anything and I could have no so he seems like a nice guy yeah yeah

it's just you feel sad for me he's an older man who's like scared yes and the woman in front of me wanted to top up her leap card and he's proper like um

okay yeah I know I do that um oh god and like the other guy he's like doing the ice cream is like well you'd be done with the ice cream soon

no pal oh okay do you mind um oh so he looks at me and he's like i'm gonna help him first the woman looks at me like why him yeah i'm like because i'm more important you that's right because i'm a man why don't you leap card off a bridge you bitch that's very fast i should have a little thing on my ear from you you know you're an ice cream ban outside give me advice on how to get the ladies yeah yeah um but then he had i asked for back batteries. Okay. Double A.

Oh. And you're the way there's multiple batteries. Oh my God. Oh, he was sweating. Yeah. Like he was diffusing the bomb. He was like,

oh, what that? I was like, the ones there say double A. Oh, I'm okay. He just gives me condoms. He just gives you ice cream. Here you go. I'm too nervous.

I just come back like, James, he's in the batteries. Just shove the ice cream in. It works. Yeah. So then he's like trying to sort me out. Oh my God. Yeah, he's just panicking and all that.

And the kids won't tell the man what ice cream they want. I want the ice cream, but not the one that's really cold out, you know. The one where it's a bit like room temperature like. What flavour? Rapid buzz. That's not a flavour. Wappa. I want the Wapaboo's flavour.

What? Yeah. Anyway, I got the battery. Were they good batteries? They're working. They're working. I was afraid they'd be the bad ones, then, you know. No, they're the good ones.

Mr. Fistie would come out. Good stuff. Yeah. Good stuff. Well done. You did it, Brian. You didn't come back with magic beans this time. Yeah, I was scared now.

Yeah, yeah. Another thing I saw, no judgment now. Maybe there's something in instant going on. But you know the kind of the gypsy Romanian that's out there? Sure. A man who a white van pulled up and he was trying to get her to get in the van. Aha. What's going on there?

She wouldn't, she refused to get in. Was she scared? She seemed more annoyed than scared, okay? and like a good Samaritan. It's like, come on, love, get in. Yeah. Come on. You pin her hands behind her back.

Don't worry, sir. I'll help you. Citizens arrest. Yeah, she wouldn't get in the van. Right. What's going on there? I think she's on the game. Oh, I don't know.

Do we live in a kind of a bad area? No, here's okay, but we are very close. It turns we're in like Saudi Arabia. This is paradise. It's very close to the bad area. plural. Well, I've been going over there to help out. Oh, where? Over the real bad areas. Yeah, like singless.

Yeah, I go over there kind of like, you know, when I'm, you know, like, higher education, you know, like I'm like, is it Michelle Pfeiffer, teach still black children how to, you know, Shakespeare? That's in, well, you're kind of mixing up. They're all in the same genre. Yeah. Michelle Pfeiffer was in dangerous minds. She teaches them about poetry. And then there's another one where Hillary Swank also teaches them about poetry.

but they always talk about yo poetry that's like hip hop y'all listen to Tupac that's like William Shakespeare dog so I'm like that so I'm trying to teach him words words worth I'm like you're words words it's kind of like versatile

yeah yeah versatile that's boomer shit oh what's the fella on his own now uh Eskimo Supreme yeah yeah that's a she I wouldn't even know the name that's why the kids don't respect me yeah that and all the mayonnaise on your car sorry I stopped breaking up

the mayonnaise yeah look throw the first stone You're right You're right Yeah Look all the times You come down With Nutella on your face

No that's not Nutella It's your dad's poop I eat your dad's ass Ha So the joke's on you Sobhow All right Well let's move on from now

Let's please I'm gonna Actually no This is a good segue Speaking of poop All right I watched Season 3 of

And just like that Right The Sex and the City spin-off Okay And there is quite a lot of fecal matter in it. Is that right? Like, you see actual excrement. Really?

Yeah. Yeah, we'll get to the, that's the finale, by the way. That's bizarre. I didn't know that they got lewd and rude like that. It's HBO, dude. I guess. Again, you're like, you can't do that on television. Where are the FCC?

Oh, my word. So. Why are these old metapausal bints allowed to talk about sex? That should be illegal. Now, I can't criticize this too much. So I'll be honest. I watch the first two. episodes of

season one now what's season three right so I have missed a little bit yeah what's funny

is season three apparently they really got rid of a lot of stuff that wasn't working apparently they got rid

of a lot of the woke stuff oh so it was a non-binary yeah they got rid a non-binary

and Bobby Lee oh they said they're both two woke right so they got rid of those dead weight

they found out that that story that Bobby Lee talks about having sex with the child wasn't real And they're like, oh, you loser, get out of here.

You've never even been to Tijuana, nerd. Hit the bricks. Stolen Valerie. Yeah, yeah. At least I hope that's a fake story. Otherwise, gee, well, occurs. That's a, that has a rambunctious anecdote. Yeah.

If you'll pardon my French. I've heard that story. Don't want to go into it too much. No. It's not the funniest, is it? No, and it's quite unpleasant and, yeah. Anyway, no aspers. on Mr. Bobby Lee, you know?

I'm really spurs a little bit. I'd love to be one of the bad friends, you know? Well, look, I'm moving on from that, right? I like, you know what? I don't want to ruin my chances to get on bad friends. Yeah. I could be next Andrew Santano. Santino, but alright.

Oh, rough. Fuck! I'm no better than Bobby Lee. Yeah. So, off to Tier 1, I suppose. I have no choice now. Come on now. Yeah.

Oh, that's what he. dude. Let's pretend we're on RT Radio 2 alright, let's just pretend, let's cut it down a bit, all right? Yeah, so well, you can say little things, okay? Well, let's not get too crazy. Right, okay.

So, and I'll fist you off now. No, no, no, I like this. I like working within the parameters, you know? I've been thinking I need to start writing some new material that's like not as unpleasant. I think I've got a reputation amongst

comedy bookers for being too unpleasant. Not unpleasant, but you're known for being the rude dude attitude. Yeah. They don't like that. No, they do. You're like the Chris Farley type. You know, you show up with a lampshay on your head. Yeah. And overdosed on heroin,

you know, yeah. And I can't even afford to live in a ran down by the river. I wish, man. Jesus Christ. Sounds like paradise. That would have your own van. Yeah. Imagine us living in a van together. That'd be pretty cool. wouldn't it?

That'd be great. We can podcast all the time. 24-7. Keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, yeah. We could be trying to get Romanian women into the back of the van, you know?

Anyway, sorry, well. All right. So, and just like that, season three, so final season. And I was bored, and I was like, look, I might as well watch this. Now, like I said, haven't watched the previous season two

or most season one. So I don't really know what's going. on. Okay. There's a lot of characters in this. Okay. So there's no Samantha. Yeah. But they made up for that fight. There's so many characters. It's a bit like Magnolia in a way. Where it's all these different storylines

and you don't really spend that much time with the main characters. Right. With the Carrie, the Charlotte, Miranda. Oh, very good. Yeah. I'm learning it. Dach me ages. Yeah. And I was still nervous while saying. Donatello, Michaelangelo.

And then Master Splinter. Oh, Carrie, no Carrie, you need to stop having so much sex. You bring a shame on family. Cowabunga. So the pizza's cock. Yeah, oh my goodness.

So there's all these different characters. There's a gay guy. There's a few different women of color. There's one woman who is working in a documentary about the black Amelia Earhart. and she's trying to get Steve McQueen involved, you know, the director, yeah. And she wants to get Michelle Obama as a producer.

So that's like one storyline. So it's very relatable character. Exactly. Oh, yeah, just hit up Michelle Obama and award, you know, Oscar-winning directors, you know? Yeah, well, I mean, she works in that world, you know. Don't be jealous.

It is a very elite stratosphere of society, you know. Yeah, I was watching this. I don't really care about the characters who weren't from the original show. Of course. I actually don't care about the people from the original show either. I don't really care about

myself either. My hygiene. Or any one of... My future. Like, for example, I don't... Like, there's not much going on. So, Carrie,

once again, can't pick the right guy. Okay. It's between hunky guy or hunky guy or hunky guy. Okay. Essentially. It should be one's a nerd,

like an Arthur Miller type. Uh-huh. And one's a job. you know, and then one's like an intellectual, maybe one's a French guy maybe an Irish guy who has a podcast, all right? Hello.

But... And just like that, I've been stalked by an autistic. Oh, Carrie, have you... What did you think of the last season of Doctor Who? I thought should he got to always a revelation. There's a test. She says, yes, I know she's a coward.

There was shit. but so they're all the same they're all those like handsome guys yeah yeah between them now Mr. Big he's dead dead yeah Peloton Mr. Big was in Doctor Who actually

good yeah good well I mean if you're asking he played he joined up with the Daleks actually I won't get into that now that's for the Patreon

folks a little tease for you guys there you go so I'm getting too excited now so that's her storyline which handsome guy will she pick

right that's say. Are they age appropriate even? Yeah, I suppose, yeah. Which it shouldn't be. In the Bridget Jones movie, there was a young fella, like a black fella, Hugh Graff, like, there's different options, you know, they're all around the same age

as well. So, not very inventive. It's not very funny the show. Okay. Now, Miranda's story, Miranda's a lesbian now. Right. Remember, she had a husband, then she turned lesbian. Because her husband had glasses. Well, that's what happens. Yeah, yeah. That's what happens. He didn't

see that coming. Oh, should I wet the Speck Savers, pal? No, it's a hard thing to happen to a lad, okay?

Your wife becoming a lesbian? Yeah, because I know that's my future, so I'm preparing for this, okay? So she's a lesbian now. She's trying to,

you know, it's hard being a lesbian in New York in your 60s. Sure. But she meets Rosie O'Donnell. She meets Rosie O'Donnell. Really? Yeah.

And they bump tacos. Nice. But she's a nun. And you're going to laugh. This is pretty funny now. She's a nun, okay? but then Miranda wants to ghost her All right

And then She wants to holy ghost her Did you want you Are you trying to ruin my bit? Sorry Oh was that what you were going to say Sorry That's what she said

Oh right okay Sorry I just I'm sorry I didn't What time are yeah Make a little note of that Put that out

What happens next Brian Let's try it Get ready for this I didn't realize I'm sorry But then Carrie says Yeah

It's the holy ghost Come on Oh, that's laugh I genuinely I have never seen that That was unintentional Yeah I'm sorry that I'm as talented

I know the fact that you watch this show And you're trying to undermine me I've actually got Rosie O'Donnell on speed dial Yeah so they had the whole thing Just for a joke Okay Yeah

Which is a joke that you came up with So like why yeah Yeah And that's Miranda storyline Interesting Oh, but also near the end, her son gets a girl pregnant. Oh. But that's not really addressed.

So the son isn't a lesbian? No, no, no. He's ginger, though. Oh, well, that's even worse. Shouldn't get married. Yeah. But that's not going to be dealt until season four. Oh, there's a season four? Oh.

It got cancelled. Oh. Yeah. So you can just write fanfic about that there. Yeah, okay. So it'll be kind of interesting. You know, you're an old lesbian, now your son's pregnant, and you have to deal with that. When do we get to the first?

Fecal matter? The very last episode. Okay. But enough of that for a minute. Remember the bald guy from Californication? He plays Charlotte's husband. Oh, yeah. The fat bald guy.

And she's really hot. Yeah, she is, yeah. Yeah. So, it kind of gives you hope, doesn't it? Yeah, I mean, he's so ugly. And in Californication, he's always banging the hot as chicks, you know? Awesome. Like a George Costanza.

Yeah, exactly. I'm such a loser, Jerry, but I'm just getting mad, busy every episode. And he's always depressed about it as well. And also George Costanza for a minute, the most beautiful women. Yes. All right? And it's like, yeah, but she's a she's a TV talker.

She talks when watching TV. She's a TV talker. She's a TV talker. You're going to kill her. You're trying to, oh, the talking with the TV? What are you doing? Jerry, can you believe that? And she's over 18, Jerry. Yeah, it's just like, what a dimension. She's mixed race. I can't bring Kramer around here. You know what he's.

likely to do and then Newman comes in hello Jerry oh hello George has Kramer met your new girlfriend yet God what a great show

we should watch it now yeah what time are we are oh fuck we got a half hour this shoy oh sorry so they're probably

the ones that couple bald guy in Charlie The only ones with like a storyline. So the whole thing with him is he's fat and bald. His daughters don't respect him. Okay.

They're like, Dad, shut up. Hey, guys, do you want to get lit? Dad, you're such a boomer with your old slang. Oh, I don't understand the world at all. Do you want to LOL together? Shut up, Dad. You want to take it?

a ride on my raffle copter? Hey, look at this, it's the Rick Roll video. Never gonna give you a... So, and he can't get hard anymore, so he's depressed, because his daughters bully him so much, he can't get hard anymore. And then they make it worse, he starts pissing himself. Wow. So his wife buys him jeans of buttons, and he doesn't know how to work the buttons,

so he just, he's at parties, he starts pissing himself. yourself. Oh, help me, Charlie. Honey, it happened again. Yeah. So, and she's all like, it's okay, honey, it happens.

It happens all the time. I feel like less from man. Well, you are less than man, but I still love you. But then he gets cancer. Okay. It's a bit much for this guy, isn't it? Yeah, jeez.

When's he going to get a win? So he gets cancer. So he has to get chemotherapy. But he's already bald, so. that's a joke she used Yeah Yeah

Didn't though But then Charlotte gets vertigo Ah So now He's going through chemo And he's sick And she can't walk

She's got vertigo She's falling over Right And that's that That's the You know Huh It's not very funny

This show But it doesn't feel serious either Yeah It just feels like Content It's hard to describe But

The old Sex and City felt like a TV show Yeah Had like, you know, a beginning, a middle and end, and things happened, and there was, like, an attempt of humor. Yeah. This just, uh, just feels like you're just watching things. And no one's, you know what, it feels like you're watching the dailies.

Yeah. He's watching what they shot that day, and no one's actually edited it. Well, I've heard from the sex of the city fans, they really do not like this new show. Like, it's, you know, it's not, uh, it's not being received well by the fans or the critics, you know? No. Well, it's cancelled now. Yeah, exactly. But anyway, I'll get to the shit

because that's what you're into, right? Please. So... Take that out of context. No, no. Keep it in context. Don't slander James, all right? I know what you fucking

journalists are like, you know, with your millie dowlers and your James Cattons, all right? Yeah. So, Murdoch's trying to take down James. I won't have it, right? So, basically,

the final episode, all right? Is, they have a party and they invite the woman that Miranda's son got pregnant over and you know everything seems okay sure and then some old fella takes a shit in the toilet

but it doesn't go down when it comes up and then the whole you see the shit literally you see feet is disgusting yeah you see fetus no you see fecal matter coming out of the toilet and it goes all over the floor and all over the apartment and there's shit everywhere that's gross so it looks like the entire every shit from New York came out of

toilet and it's like oh no well that's new york that's disgusting and then and then marana's got clean the shit off the floor but yeah because they definitely clean their own apartments she gets down her hand no gloves she can't afford gloves because you're lesbian so then it ends with i think carrie doesn't pick any of the guys okay because she's her own good uh the end wow all right I think in the last episode

I don't be honestly it barely even the three women from the OG show they barely even interact yeah they probably all hate each other that's why Samantha's not there

yeah exactly yeah she only did one scene that was when she was in London and it was a fake conversation with her and Carrie right oh Carrie how are you doing I'm having a great time here I definitely don't hate you in real life

although I have to say Sarah Jessica Parker she was on the Adam Friedland show she came off pretty good quite likable seems like a very nice one do you regret all those awful comments you've been saying since the 90s

no because that's she obviously internalised that criticism and it's like I gotta become cool so the cat dog respects me and now she's on you know killing it that's why she lives in Ireland

she's just desperate to meet you yeah well keep trying harder love she comes to the show is James here yeah but then when you are there she's too nervous say hello Yeah, just like every woman ever.

They're all too nervous to talk to me, probably. Yeah. She goes back to Matthew Broderick or sad. Let's go for a drive, honey. Not again. I've seen multiple people online defending Matthew Broderick. I need to say Meta Broderick. Matthew Broderick, like, we all make mistakes when we're kids.

Yeah, true. we don't all kill two people and get away with it though but you know not to be a stickler but uh so do you want to talk you want to do

Michael Jackson Batman or Woody Allen fuck wow I think you know what I'm going to pick Dream blood rotation perfect dinner party yeah

I want to Michael Jackson okay yeah well Batman all right yeah Mike this is called Michael Jackson an update, right? Yeah. So, have you been following the stuff about Michael? No. The new movie.

Oh, biopic? Yeah. No. So there was a musical on Broadway called Michael. Right. And that musical is very calculated. It went up to, uh, what was the, do you know the year that the allegations first came out? Was it like 96? 93. Well, this is like, this goes up to 92. Okay. Yeah. So it deliberately was like, and then it all went happily ever after. They, end. Now, yeah, 93 is when it came out, but it definitely didn't like... Well, according to the musical. I get all my news from musicals, all right?

It's about him, you know, with his perfect family, and then he became successful, and he was in Triller. Yeah. And he made more and more money, and his doctor prescribed in the right amount of medication, the end. He got a good eight hours sleep every night, no more, no less. Yes, okay? Now, they're adapting that into a film, but they said with the movie, we got to cover the whole life. Right. And this is going to be an unflinching, honest depiction of Michael Jackson's entire life, the man, the myth, the legend.

Are the Jackson state involved? I'll get to that in a minute. Okay. They say yes. Right. So they've been working on this film for a long, long time. I'm not too sure how the Jackson estate works. I believe that there's a

few different kind of people involved I know for a fact that Jackson Estate makes more money now than it did when he was alive Yeah Way more He was like he was a

Serious debt He was just hemorrhaging money And then all, you know Like all the tours and all Like it was a lot of overhead in terms of expenses Yeah the tours weren't cheap No He was putting in like a big fucking production

for every tour A lot of work, a lot of work, okay. I'll tell you what, just give me one second there. I was going to, yeah, yeah, okay. Talk about Michael Jackson. I will. Well, you know what's funny that even, right, like, there are so many people who are like Michael Jackson truthers that are like he was, it was, you know, it was all the record labels.

It was Tommy Motola and Rabbi Shmooley. I don't even know this stuff. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, there's a whole. Kind of like Bill Cosby. Yes, yeah, well, even more so. And Jimmy Saville. Jimmy Savo's going to buy NBC But I don't know about this now

Before I talk with the Michael movie What is the conspiracy? Why did they shut him down? So the conspiracy is Like he just was trying to own all the rights To his own music All of his like master tapes and stuff But there's like leaked phone conversations

Of him talking about Tommy Motola He's like a big He's like one of the biggest music executives in the world like and he's he's like him and Clive Davis as well yeah like so they're just and apparently Michael Jackson

would also he'd refer to them as like you know like not these Jewish guys they're like they're like vipers they're snakes you can't trust them so a lot of them try to hit them with the anti-Semitic thing and you're not helping yourself saying that I know yeah yeah

but look they're maybe I'm not going to say that Michael Jackson was innocent. I don't think you can say that. You can't logically, with all of that, you know... All the stuff we know about and then all the stuff that we don't know about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I do know there is apparently still people in the books that are paid regularly,

but part of that payment is like there's a, like, NDA kind of stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just you're not allowed to talk about any of stuff. Like, I've never really went down the truth or rabbit hole with the Michael Jackson. Well, maybe I will. You're right. I think I will. Yeah, I think I will. Yeah. I've needed a, I need a new topic of conversation at dinner parties, so this could be perfect, you know? Hello, ladies. Like they're like, why do you but the house prices? I come in with the sparkly glove. I think to be da-ha-ha-ha-che-moan.

You know, they'll love it. Fat, white Michael Jackson, saying he wasn't a paedophile. I mean, yeah, that's, that's my Tinder bio, sorted. look let's talk about the film then alright so they're working on this movie it's called Michael and of course it's going to be about Michael Jackson now they did consult with the Jackson estate okay all right

the funny thing is they shot this whole film it's Jafar Jackson playing Michael Jackson he is a relative of Michael okay so obviously then you know it's Miles Teller then playing like some agent right and some kind of semi-big, there's no huge names in it, right?

Yeah. Controversial movie to kind of be involved with, you know? Yes. Surprised they got Miles Teller, to be honest. Yeah, yeah. I think they probably got Miles to be like, no-flinching, kind of like, you know, serious film, all right? Now, the funny thing is, well, it depends on your definition of funny, it turns out, the Jackson estate

paid off a lot of people who accused Michael Jackson. Right. Right. But part of that settlement was, they're not allowed be portrayed in media. Okay. You're not allowed make movies or TV shows about this. At least

not from the Jackson estate point of view. They can't make money off it, right? Yeah. Right, okay. And apparently in the movie they show, the people, you know, like the victims are like money grubbing vampires. Right. Yeah, who are like, oh, I just love lying about getting sexually abused

for money. Yeah, ha ha ha. I love taking down the black man. yeah, let's go after our synagogues and count, you know, not like that, but it's pretty wild. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So now they've had to reshoot basically the entire film. Oh, interesting.

And now what they're doing is they're going to split it in the two movies to try and make back the budget because it's gone so over budget. Wow. So now it's going to be Michael, part one and part two. Jesus. I mean, people are definitely, you know, I could see it making money. Like, he still has a really

diehard fan base. And then there's just like people out of Fred Cook loves him. Okay. Well. I've always said Fred Cook's like our Michael Jackson. Fred's musical ability? No.

No, Fred. Oh, sorry. That's Fred. Sorry, Fred. From beyond the grave. What? Oh, Michael Jackson, sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Fred could batter you, by the way. I know he caught. I'll tell him. Yeah, do. Do. James are talking shit about you. I'm scared. Come at me, bro.

Yeah. I'm going to do a little. You and all your cronies, you don't scare me. No, I won't ruin it now, but Fred's got a good bit of Michael Jackson now, yeah. But what was going to say now? So they're making the Fred Cook. No, the Michael Jackson movie. Which is Far Jackson, though, right?

Yeah. And I forget the name of the guy. He's like a popular actor now, but he said they had full cooperation with the Jackson estate. Okay. And he was talking to Paris Jackson. That's the daughter. Yeah, and she loved the movie. And then Paris Jackson came out

was like, no one's contacting me. I have no involvement with this film. Yeah, I do, I saw the script that I was dog ship, it's not my place to get involved with it. Interesting. Yeah. It's funny if he was actually, the guy talked to Paris Hilton.

Yeah, yeah, I talked to Paris. She loved it, you know? Yeah. So, if you interest, see how bad this is or how it turns out, you know, they spent like, you know, the same amount to spend on Antimau, on this film. Now, any word

on a release date or when they're looking at? Maybe 2026. Okay. Maybe later. Right. Maybe never. I don't know we'll get released on stage, yeah. I'm looking forward to it. I can't wait. There was a Michael TV movie that was semi-good. Was that like about young

Michael Jackson? No, no, it was about the allegations. Oh, okay. Apparently the movie starts with Michael getting strip searched by the police. Right. The chick his penis. Because remember they said that he had a marketing's penis. Did they?

Yeah. Well, what's the mark? I didn't know, just some mark. Ah. But that's how you identify.

Right. Like penis. Kind of like porkies. You watch porkies. I've never seen porkies. Oh, right. Well.

I'm very uncultured. I don't want, you have me. Come on. Was Michael Jackson's penis black or white? Is that that that song is about?

A lot of black guys don't actually have black penises. Really? Yeah. Okay. Um. Now, some of them do, but some of them have a very light-skinned penises.

Right, okay. Yeah, it's funny. You pull down their trousers, you're like, oh, well, okay, I guess I still will, but not as good as I was hoping. Yeah, it's stringent. And also, and they get older, their penises get whiter. Really? Yeah. From my experience now, you know, I do scientific studies in Harvard and MIT.

Yeah. Well, let's stop talking with that now. Let's talk about Batman. All right. So remember I talked to you last time I did Batman Update. Yeah, I've already forgotten what you told me. Well, I'm going to do an update of Batman Update.

All right. Because the new Batman comics out now, I thought it'll be interesting. So every month, I tell you what's happening in Batman. You sure do? No, not haven't you? Oh, okay. I will now.

I feel like I've already heard it a million times over. So I mentioned last week, you'll jog your memory, okay? Better. All right, yeah. So Batman lost all his money, so he lives in an apartment. now, like Jerry Seinfeld. Right. And Alfred's dead.

Yes. So now... Like Jerry Stiller. So now, Alfred's a hologram. Okay. Yeah. He's like, hello, Master Wayne. Yeah.

Don't forget to fight crime today. Couldn't he change it so that Alfred's hologram is actually a sexy, big-titted lady? Hey, Bruce, you sexy motherfucker. Hello. Hello, Master Wayne. My pussy's so wet. More tea mask. My tits are the size of a tangerine, you know, like that kind of stuff.

But no, it's just regular Alfred. And what else? Oh, now an immortal is mayor of Gotham. Right. An immortal called Vandal Savage. And he's demoted Commissioner Gordon. Now Commissioner Gordon's a beat cop. So now he's just on the streets, you know.

Dealing with the police. pimps and the buggers and the fairies more parking meters stuff yeah and Killer Crock is about

okay Killer Croc oh yeah but Killer Croc he's gonna fight Batman but him and Batman talk

and it turns out Killer Croc is mental health issues Oh right yeah so then no swear to God yeah

so then Killer I have imposter syndrome I'm not a real crocodile so then Killer Croc realizes

he needs therapy. Instead of stealing diamonds and stuff like that, he just goes to therapy instead. Steals antidepressants. So there, that's a little lesson for you. Okay. You know, sometimes you feel like a bit of a killer crock. Do I? Yeah, a monster. Yeah, yeah.

A beast. Yeah, because I'm a killer dude. I'm an assassin. A comedy assassin. Well, that's very stupid that killer crock, he's a crocodile. Now, no, he's got feelings though. No, he doesn't. Yeah. He's a cold-blooded reptile. That's the whole

thing. Well, look, you're like all those doctors, didn't believe in him, you know? Yeah. Batman's the only one that can see the inside, the human inside. Right. Now, you think that's good. No, you don't. Wait to tell you about Absolute Batman. If you heard of this.

He's an alcoholic who drink absolute vodka. Subatsmobile is like Caesar chicken. It's clearly the work of Mr. freeze. He's frozen my bank accounts. And now I've been evicted. He sells Robin for beer.

I found a clue. It seems to be a crack rock cocaine. Well, let me just... Oh shit. Yeah, that's crack. That's crack to the motherfucker. God damn. Oh shit. I'm tweaking like a more crackmaster wayne so absolute batman okay this is a new comic book and it's batman set in a different universe so everything you knew about batman chucked in the bin all right this is crazy right so in this universe batman was a little kid and him and his dad went to the zoo all right and there's a madman in the zoo shot up the zoo all right and Batman's dad

hid Batman in the Bat sanctuary okay so the dad got shot and because of this little Bruce Wayne grew up to become the Batman it's really not that different then

his mother's still alive though all right so his mother works in a hospital and then Batman goes off become they seem like Batman begins goes off

trains with assassins and stuff right but so now he's fighting criminals in Gotham he still lives with his mother yeah nothing wrong with that mom iron my bat suit Bruce just jizzle over your bed sheets

shut up mom Bruce who's this young acrobat you've brought home this is Dick Grayson mother he's my very good friend my ward yo Mrs you gotta help your son's a freak man

I gotta get a out of here. We're just playing. It's a part of our role play. Oh, mother, he's quite the contortionist. Oh, I can bend him all kinds of ways. Oh, that's my Brucey, always making friends

with the neighborhood boys. But this is going to get excited now, all right? So Batman's out and about fighting crime. And guess he has a bunch of friends. Okay, and his friends are Harvey Dent, Killer Crock.

wait his friends Brian what Hang on You're thinking Brian Have you misspoke Are you having a stroke right now You mental weakly You smoking those funny fags again

No You're off your meds You've got do lally Harvey Dent The Riddler Killer Croc They're all his buddies And they play poker together

The Pussy Posse Exactly yeah But here's thing Batman, the criminals don't like getting beaten up by Batman, so they hire an assassin to take Batman out a British agent called Mr. Pennywort.

It's Alfred. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's Alfred. Look how excited you are. Oh man, this is why like, be honestly, if I have a girlfriend, I don't even, I never feel happy. No.

Because it's not Batman. No. It's not Pennyworth, you know. You make her dress as a butler. another blowjob Master Brian Do it properly You're not committing

Talk like Michael Cain Or get out So It's Oh God It's Pennywort Yeah I have a heart attack here

It's Pennywort versus Batman Okay But they have a mutual respect Because you know They're both the top of their game Right So then they become best friends Okay

But you know who hired Penny Wirt. I don't. Joker. Wow. Yeah. Holy shit. I'm waiting to hear about Joker.

The Joker's a bit too much, all right? Okay. So in this, it's too good. I feel like I don't deserve it. It's a bit extreme, I'll be honest. So in this, Joker's a rich guy who, who he hooks himself up to the blood of children. Oh. So there's a bunch of children.

And he's on a private island. It's like Epstein Joker, essentially. Nice. And he has all these children hooked up. and he gets their blood nice yeah that's cool and now

oh god because Alfred Pennywork didn't kill Batman he sent another assassin guess who the assassin is don't guess you'll ruin it it's bane

oh yeah and the other way bane's big yeah absolute bane is even bigger wow yeah holy shit

so like bane is big alright yeah but absolute bane yeah so it's like twice the size yeah

Great, good. I'm excited. I'm loving it. If you want to lend to the comics, I'll give them to you. Yeah, I'll think, uh... Oh, come on. Okay. Come on. You're going to force them on me. We have to pay for them, like, I'm not library. I overcharge you as well. 50 quid to look at you.

Do you just walk around to the neighbors like the hello fresh check? Like, hello, can I interest you in absolute Batman? It's a steel. Yeah. It's like a religion. So I'd be enjoying that Well, that's good Now, I've been also reading

Some other stuff But I think I'll save that for another day I don't want to blow your wad too early No, man, I'm having too much fun Oh, oh Jesus Christ Can you leave the time Haven't you talked about Have you talked about Woody Allen?

No Real quick, all right All right I watched, and God help me now, I downloaded the entire Bill Marr Woody Allen Club Random episode

You downloaded it so you can have it in case the... I burnt it on CD just in case the whole internet goes down. Let's say it was like someone like, what do you call it, an EMP? Yeah, yeah. And the grid goes down. I'll be in the fucking ditch with my CD of Bill Burr, Bill Maher. Bill Barr, you got it in a security deposit box somewhere. With two keys to open up.

Now, I haven't listened to a full episode of Club Random before. It is insufferable. He doesn't let Woody out. talk at all. No. Woody Allen the whole time's like, well, yes, it's this Bill Maher talking

non-fucking stop. Yeah. It's him just pontificating about things, all right? And like, just starts off like, great to have you here, you know.

I want to do a thing where I talk about movies that everyone's seen, all right? Because you probably like those, you know, artsy movies, like the bicycle teeth.

Yeah. I do actually, I don't watch that. Yeah. But you should. No. It's not my thing. Not my thing.

I'm going to talk with movies that we've all seen, all right? So, what about the godfather? It's a great picture. I really liked, okay, right. Shut up, alright. I'm doing my bit. So he just goes through these movies that we've all seen,

you know, and like, Woody's just like, you know, not say anything controversial. He's not like, I'm waiting about Sunset Boulevard. Fucking, it's for queers. I'm ready for my close-up. What the fuck's that even mean? I mean, she was demented in the head, you know?

She needed the hot beefing objection, you know. Take two of these nuts and call me in the morning, you dumb skank. But there's a weird bit where Bill Maher, I don't know why he thinks it's funny, he was like, Hey, Woody Allen, do you watch a Nora yet? He's like saying like chuckling, like watch a Nora. Yeah. And Woody's like, no, I haven't, but soon he said it was good. Yeah, I didn't watch it. Yeah. And why should you? I'm sick of people saying you have to watch these movies.

I don't want to watch a movie, okay? You shouldn't judge me, okay? just because I don't want to watch it. Sometimes you see something, you don't want to watch it. Well, I just think I do want to watch it. No, yeah, you don't want to watch it, do you? Yeah. I'm sick of this, yeah. Anyway, have you watched Twilight?

Yeah. No, what's that? Exactly. Yeah. Like, oh, what a good Twilight joke. Yeah, yeah, like what was there? Yeah. God, he is just the most insufferable Kant.

And then he talks about, you ever watch, what's it called, The Purple Rose of Cairo? Is that Jeff Daniels? That's Audi Allen film. Yeah. Yeah. That's Jeff Dino's.

Yeah. So he's like, I love that movie, Pepper Rosa Cairo, and Woody's like, yeah, I remember making, let me describe the plot. Okay, so he just describes the whole plot and what he interprets the ending to be, you know, and at the end, okay, reality is more important. Reality all lets you down, isn't that right, Woody? Yes, exactly. I'm right. That's actually wrong, Bill, if you'll permit me, please. Maybe stop getting high.

It's called dope for a. The most interesting stuff in it is He's this whole thing about women So Bill Maher's like You got a lot of pussy, didn't you Woody? Yeah, he did, lots of pussy And he starts naming all these women That Woody had sex with over the years

Not all the women But he's like, yeah, she's hot, isn't she? Any big names? I don't, I don't know, all the usual The ones that we all know about, like Diane Keating. Yeah, yeah, they used to date, you know? Mia Farrow.

Yeah. And he's, and like, but Bill Maher's like, uh, yeah, because women, they're like funny guys. But let's be honest, many rich funny guys. Yeah, I'm right, Woody? Yeah, yeah. Women, you know, they just care about money. All right, yeah. Uh, women, you know, disgusting.

Anyway, I, I, you know what I think as well, I'm sick of these witch hunts. I hate people, you know, these witch hunts, oh, he did a bad thing, you know? I look at you, all right? No one knows you did it or not. It's very weird. Oh, my God. Really? Bill Maher.

New rule. We don't know if that bitch was lying. It's so uncomfortable. Bill Maher is like, yeah, look, the end of the day, okay, no one knows if he did it or not, all right? I don't know. Nobody knows. I'm pretty sure of Woody knows.

Actually, I don't interrupt. And I'm sick of these people judging, okay? Unless you're in the room, you can't comment, all right? And it's these witch hunts, all right? I think the most dangerous thing we have now is the witch hunts and the cancel culture. And weirdly enough, Woody Alis. Colin's kind of like, well, I think sometimes, you know, it's a good thing, you know, when people like Harvey Weinstein are being bad to women.

It's like, yeah, whatever, all right, yeah. But it's all these witch hunty's women. They're just jealous of guys like us, all right, Woody. Wow. Jesus Christ. Listen, I love Or Kelly, all right? I'll listen to Or Kelly every day and a week. Let's do Or Kelly album right now, right, Woody? Woody's just like, yeah.

Kelly, is he the guy The space jam I saw the space jam A wonderful picture I have to see That Lola Bunny Oh my goodness Hello nurse

It's funny Because Woody's dare promote his book Or he doesn't get a word in At all Fucking Bill Maher Jesus Christi Also Bill Maher says LOL a lot

Really? Yeah it's so weird He's just like, yeah, your movies make me L-O-L. Like, all those movies, like, they're so L-O-L. This is an old 60-year-old man smoking weed. 70? Oh, yeah, 70, Jesus, yeah. I l-O-L when I smoke my doobies.

He also says at one stage, something, I forget exactly, you know, something like, you know, yeah, I mean, like, all these people enjoying the movies, I'm like the young guy in the back, you know, making the snarky comments. Jesus Christ. I'm the young, cool buck in the back, you know. New rule. I can't even go to the movie theater because all the young pussy's all over me, you know. You think the floor's sticky from the popcorn. Forget about it, Jack. There's so many opportunities where it's like Woody's going to tell a story.

Yeah. Yeah, there's one weird bit where it's out of nowhere, okay, Bill Maher's like, are you a trumper? Trumpet? No, Trump, he's poor Trump. No, I disagree with him. Yeah, yeah, but I tell me to you about Trump Actually, he was in one of my movies one time I directed him Oh really?

Yeah, I didn't know that He was in celebrity apparently The movie celebrity Oh yeah, okay Yeah, yeah He was a, let me tell you about He was a very interesting direct A very good actor actually

Well here's the thing You say he's a good actor And then they all criticize you Same like if you have You meet up with them at the White House They all criticize him right Woody Oh, the witch hunts out for me Yeah

I want to hear about Yeah directing Donald Trump. I mean, that's kind of a very interesting because very few people would have ever directed him, you know? Like, he hasn't acted it a whole lot. Him, Chris Columbus, you know.

Yeah. Maybe a few more. I know he's an elite scene in Wall Street, too. Okay. But like, that's very few. Yeah. I mean, like, reality TV or the roasts, like, that's all a lot different

to actually, we want to direct you and, you know, here are your lines and blah, blah, blah. But yeah, no, of course, Bill Amar doesn't let him get a word in. I swear to God, it's the last 30 seconds Woody Allen's like I was actually here to promote my book All right promote it then

Nobody reads any more asshole Good night Oh no It's a fiction book by the way Okay I'll be interesting if I did it by Woody Allen Interior Eric day

I'm playing with my trains Oh Oh and that insatiable Hall it comes in in the little negligee. Yo, Mike. Keep going. No, I mean,

fan fiction. Yeah, yeah. I'm afraid of it that he's the bad guy here, okay? I wasn't like, that wasn't a pro Woody Allen take. That's for the Patreon. Yeah, yeah.

Lads, just to know, for an hour, I've had a bag of Christmas here a whole time. I've been wanting to eat. And for me, I'm taking them. No. You didn't earn them. My virginity and my. crisps. Anyway, look, that's basically

now we didn't tell about Doctor Who. Yeah. I watched a whole bunch of stuff. I didn't get to talk about any of it. What? Ah, too late, no. Well, I'll tell you what? Next time you take the lead. How about... No. Not doing that. Okay.

No. This is why, I actually swear to God, I don't like this. I have people be like, Brian, you kind of control the conversation. You don't really let James, you know, you don't let him fly. You keep him cooped up. You clip his wings. And I'm like, he likes it. He's like, you know, Brooks was here

he always institutionalized Oh, Jesus Christ. I don't know Well, like I wouldn't I wouldn't like it I don't think No, you wouldn't

Yeah Maybe don't cut me off When I made Shut up Oh, okay Yeah, I was going to talk with Doctor Who We'll talk with that

Yeah I was showing you So I don't know You said the anime Doctor Who Yes So what happened is

all the footage is gone. Yeah. They used to junk the episodes back in the day. They thought it was useless. Sure. Little did they know. Yeah. I bet they feel like fools now.

But the audio is still around. They have to like guess what happened through like stills and stuff. It's very interesting. A few documentaries you should watch about it. No, I will, of course. Yeah, put them on the watch list. I'll get to them. Don't you worry.

I won't watch Happy Gilmore 2 again. No, that's bad for you. That's shite. We're trying to get a new roommate at the moment as well. Oh, yeah. But they have to be into my taste. Right, yeah. Much like the podcast, Brian like to control how things work in the house.

I do think now, I'm a bit more of a control freak and more unpleasant than I realize. And I'll never deal with that. Okay. I don't want you to. No, I'm just going to lean into it more. Yeah, yeah. I'm thinking of getting a Rolex. Good.

Yeah. Just so I can show people. Yeah. Look at it. You have it on the wrong hand. It's upside down. Look at that. It's clearly made out a baccaroni.

Yeah, Rolex is spelled wrong. Yeah. Chicken fillet Rolex. There we go. That is something. That's a two Johnny's song right there, ready to go. Oh, my God. Yeah, yeah.

I might delete it actually and just send you know I'll clip that yeah send the sound file some people right

you know because I told you for they are getting ready for S&L UK right now you keep telling me that yeah

this kind of sounds like it's your it's just this is my lifeline this is how I make it out you know like you know out of the hood

like eight mile yeah yeah I'm in a bus practicing my monologue nice to be here yeah oh I just flow in and boy are my arms tired

you ain't never going to make it dog you think you can spit like that with the best of him you crazy man I'm trying to keep you grounded you know well anyway anything you want me to talk about next week

let me see oh yeah next week it'll be the anniversary of September 11th and you know what I have some opinions connecting to Michael Jackson is it Yeah. Why not? Why not? Is there any kind of...

Actually, you know what? We could kind of... I go watch... What 9-11 movies is there? There's World Trade Centre for Oliver Stone. Yeah. There's that Charlie Sheen one. Yes. There's the one that's a twist.

Do you ever see that one? I don't want to reveal it. But you know the one I'm talking about? Yeah. It's like a drama at the very end. The character goes to Twin Towers. Yeah, and the plane just comes in. He's like, uh-oh.

Bam-Bam. I forget what's called. I think it's a Robert Patton's a movie. I don't think there are any good 9-11 movies. I think World Trade Center is considered pretty good. Oh, wait, United 93. That's good, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Paul Greengrass.

They have a downer. Much like the plane. Burn, epic burn. The roastmaster general here. That's right. Nobody's safe. We were watching the Kill Tony special there where Jeff Ross shows all the wrestling.

Yeah. That's what you should do. at random gigs. Just show up in a yellow karate outfit swinging nunchucks everywhere.

Everyone thinks you've gone mental yeah. I survived cancer. So touch it. Did he survive cancer? I think so, yeah. No, not too bad.

Not too bad. Good for him. But, um, well, I think that's the end of the episode, really. Yeah. I'm out in the streets

tonight. Yeah, putting that pussy to work, pounding the pavements, huh? It's tough out there, man. Oh,

I bet it is. one's bussy no one's second-hand bussy this yeah we'll end it there guys all right bye good-bye