Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 267 : He Loved Too Much

Episode Date: September 15, 2025

RIP to our good buddy

Like, yeah, I wasn't a fan, didn't really know his stuff or his shtick, you know. Obviously, it was a fucked up video. No, it wasn't. Yeah, it was. No, it wasn't, man. It was pretty tame. Oh, really? Okay.

I mean, I've seen way worse. All right. Just a little bit of blood. Probably is fake as well. Quite a lot of blood, I would say. Ah, not that much, you know? All right, no. Like, if you honestly, like, we're so desensitized now.

No, we're not. No, I think we are, yeah. Oh, not me. You're affected, were you? I was. Very traumatized. Yeah. I mean, these episodes of EastEnders

are worse than that When Phil Mitchell smoked crack That got an emotion out of me Yeah No, Phil, don't throw your life away What about the garage? Oh, no! Yeah, I didn't really care too much

When Charlie Kirk got shot Like, it wasn't really that big a deal I don't I'm not in that world, you know? Yeah, same, that's the thing I'm not, it didn't affect me Like, apart from the immediate like, Holy shit

And that was it. That was the extent of my I like, I didn't see celebrate that he's dead I don't I'm not sad that he's dead well like I didn't first of all I thought was fake because the video was so good all the blood and stuff I sent it to you

like don't send me this fake shit you sent the video of Charlie Kirk getting killed and I was like oh gullible James or what next the Lochness monster oh Brian look it's Bigfoot Bigfoot killed Charlie Kirk Bigfoot pulled the trigger

yeah so I was just like oh it's fake and I started seeing all this stuff about Charlie Kirk because for wasn't it like for an hour we didn't know if he was dead or not yeah yeah

and I just assumed same with Trump that he just got grazed to be okay yeah yeah and he milk it for all this work you know

I was a victim but then he died and I know his wife's milking her she really is milking it oh man yeah not to sound heartless now but it's kind of funny how he's

how long he been dead uh probably like four or five days yeah but like in like 24 hours she was already like posting videos and stuff. They post that thing where it was just his chair.

What a powerful thing. I tuned into the newest episode and I was like, oh, the empty chair, but it always been her heart. It's the first time he is making sense. But like she posted like videos of her. With the dead body.

With the dead body and she's kissing his hand. It was just so creepy. And you see that thing about his hands are yellow? Yeah. What's that mean? Well, that's just like when you're, there's no blood left in them so they like put makeup on your probably like a pretty gay isn't it

that's what they do to all bodies they put makeup on them oh like corpses lipstick and stuff oh dickhead like fucking ruse yeah like fucking what do you call it like you know what's that shit

foundation they put foundation because your skin without makeup and it looked very grey and awful I don't want that so they put like that's what Undertakers do

like they put like no not doing it to me I'm put that my will they stick me in the liffy. I don't want no gay shit. Yeah, yeah. Put all lipstick, get me all like I'm dragged up, you know,

I look like Lady Gaga. Chuck him in the liffy to wash all the semen out of his mouth and asshole, yeah? I won't, I will no longer tolerate this besmirching of the wonderful, the great bad Charlie Kirk.

So Charlie Kirk, I kind of half knew him. Yeah, yeah. And I just knew him because, South Park, took the piss out of him. Oh, I knew, but before that, so like, you know, infighting in the kind of world with him and um

fumes and a few other people you know Crowder and all that they're all kind of like fighting for a little bit of territory you know yeah yeah I do know that a while ago because he's pretty influential guy Charlie Kirk yeah he got a call off in the White House the White House are calling

up all their guys like listen you made fucking money off us you got popular off us we need you now do defense on the Epstein stuff yeah right so then all these guys like Shapiro and have to go out and be like hey Trump says he's not a paedophile and he's the president

and he always believed the president and that they're like very badly kind of like yeah like the whole Trump I never said release the Epstein list yeah like yes he did they have all really mismanaged the whole Epstein thing

like it's been a giant cock up nobody believes them you know but Kirk he was a good soldier now he was like don't believe this guy he was doing kind of like pushing a whole thing remember we were saying like Trump was actually like an agent

for the FBI and he's like a white hat helping take him down you know kind of like Donnie Brasco but Donnie Pito you know he's trying to take it down

from the inside is a Pino of ours a Pino of mine you know is Pino is a friend of ours or a friend of mine yeah so they were saying that Trump was doing that

on purpose trying to get close steps being taken down and they're pushing the whole thing and then he got shot yeah Also, he had, like, apparently, so he's got his organizations called Turning Point USA. So that's like a youth conservative movement.

Kind of young Fine, yeah, yeah. But very influential. But so this reporter, Max Blumenthal, just did this article about how he was, Charlie Kirk was recently approached by Benjamin Netanyahu. He's like, we'll get, let APEC get involved with Turning Point USA. and we'll like pump you up a fuckloads of money. Yeah.

But Charlie Kirk turned him down. That can't be true. What are you don't know? No, it's true, yeah. Well, he was always defending Israel. That's the thing. No, he just very recently has like, in the last few like weeks or months has become

more critical of Israel. That's the thing. So that's why now people... Oh, I see. Now you're going to use this to somehow criticize Israel, aren't you? Well, I'm not saying, but people are like saying, oh, I bet Netanyahu's behind it. So that theory is out there. It's funny.

how you can go on his little rabbit holes I haven't seen that at all I've been seeing like But like he's not like Max Blumenthal isn't like this fringe Like he writes for like The Daily Beast and stuff Like he's pretty like No no I'm not discredit in here anything

I'm not saying you're gay No you just said though He said no that can't be true even though Oh well I said something But then you told me more information And then you said no that's wrong But then you told me more information Okay

It was on your side Were you? Yeah You're a puppet of Israel Brian admit it Netanyahu's got his hand up your ass. I wouldn't mind about APAC money. Hey, look, I have some APAC money for Funko dolls, I'm just saying.

I wouldn't mind that. But, so you saw that to Israel stuff, whereas, you know, if you go on the internet, you can find, like, oh, trans people did it, you know. It was conservative did it. You know, it was like, I've seen a lot of people say it was Nick Fuentes fans, did it? Gophers, what are they called? It's Gipers, James.

You know what is it actually? No, what is it actually? What, what are they called? What, is it the red pill? Is it, uh... Oh, I take the, I put the red pill in my age. Wait, goifers. Uh, goipers.

Gipers. Yeah. What is that exactly? What is it? I don't even know, if you honestly. What is the word even mean? I was making fun of it. Okay.

But it's like, what am I going to do, learn all this shit? Yeah, yeah. It is pure nonsense. What is like, Kekistan and all? Remember that? No. The frog? Remember there's an evil frog?

Pepe, the frog. Yeah. It's all 4chan stuff. It's like, it all comes from. But then I learned it And it's like And then like you know Trying like a week later

It's like oh old boomer Yeah yeah Hey hey you darn gophers Get off my lawn These goifers tearing up my lawn Oh my gosh Yeah Yeah

I like America doesn't treat itself Seriously so why should I care? Yeah Why should I even fucking bother Yeah And I'm kind of surprised More people don't get shot Yeah

And I'm surprised I can assume That we get retaliation retaliatory. We get like another shooting very soon after. Yeah, I mean

we could do. They really milked this. Like the second he got shot, they were like, it was black trans. Yeah. It was,

uh, this is a battle cry to conservatives around the world. They have no idea what they've unleashed. So, what fucking fat dip shits

that look like me who are like, the guy first will you not? What they've unleashed? What the fuck you're talking about? fucking bunch of basement dwelling dip shits with their chest

kicked in their own dried semen and fucking dalmeo pizza sauce hang on they describe me yeah okay sorry

I'm projecting there you know all the mona and goifers yeah yeah like the response is pretty funny like you see like

James Woods was like blaming Kimmel Kimmel's like he did it he's directly responsible and if you see Kimball's monologues is actually secret code. Kind of like the Manchurian

candidate. Right, okay. But you're watching Kimmel's monologue and Kimmel's like, hey, Donald Trump more like Donald Trump, like activated must destroy Charlie Kirk. You've got blood in your hands, Kimmel. Yeah, and then I've seen other people kind of blame other stuff as well.

First of all, I was saying on the casings. The word trans written on the casing. Right, yeah. That turned out to be not true. No, but there's also like if you read this, you're gay. pretty funny catch this fascist was that how do you write

all that on bullets are very small you know how do you write on bullets I don't know I think it's a brigade

right on bullets sure just like just shoot someone it's all you need to like add little stuff too

like oh a little funny in joke a little bit of flare you know like it's a fortune

cookie yeah you are about to have a really bad day anyway yeah I don't know

like I'm not invested I'm not I wasn't affected by it. I also, it was funny, I went on Twitter to see like what was going on. Of course, the first thing in Twitter is all just like, you know, I'm crying

tears right now and how dare anyone joke about this? And the second thing I saw was Nicholas Hulk, his new hairstyle as Nicholas Holt bleached his hair. Blonde? Yeah. Oh, that means they got him, dude. Illuminati. You're probably, you're such a fucking

NPC norm that you don't even realize what that means in the Masonic blood cult that is Holly weird Oh, is that part of it? Apparently, yeah. Apparently if you bleach your hair blonde, it means you've went up a level in like

the Illuminati. And they make Nicholas Holt wear dresses. Probably, yeah. About a boy gets remade as about a girl, but it's still Nicholas Holt. Think about it. Yeah, again, you can very easily become a schizophrenic freak.

You see, speaking of freaks, you see what this is Dublin was posting? No, it was Oh, it's so funny. This is Dublin was like, oh, it's bad, you know. And then, obviously, his title to say it's bad, you know. Sure. But he was just posting random people, kind of like doxing them, you know, who were like, oh, it's just funny.

He probably docks us as well now. People like... Wait, wish. Yeah, people are like, oh, my God, I'm trying my best here. Yeah, I wish we could get on that guy's radar. But, like, to be someone, like, commenting on his video, being like, you know, I think it's funny, he died. Yeah.

And just dumb, like, look, this fucking leftist freak. Yeah. Everyone messages page right now And the page is like Dublin Puppers Like it's something like that Really innocent look at it Yeah tell this freak to kill himself now Because he's full of hate

Yeah Well whatever I don't really I was more kind of like Oh shit Ricky Hatton died Now that one That one got me That's a big, you know How will that affect the political landscape of America

I mean Time will only Fuck Charlie Kirk he's a husband, Ricky Hatton, can you believe this? There's only one, Ricky Hatton. This guy was a great one. He was a great boxer.

He did lots of cocaine. He was a great guy. We're going to miss him. We loved him. It was wonderful. You see Trump's response to Charlie Kirk? No. Oh, it's so funny because Donald Trump's like,

yeah, he's like a son to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like a Yankees game that night being like, YMCA. He's just dancing, having fun, you know? And they're talking to him. He's on some news show on Fox. like, yeah, it's very sad.

And we're actually even renovation of White House right now. The White House is going to look beautiful. We're going to add a new ballroom to White House now. It's going to look so grey. Everyone says it's so great. They're so beautiful, just like me, you know? Just immediately starts talking with something else. Yeah, of course.

He doesn't actually feel things. Like, you know, is that a surprise to anyone? You know what I mean? Yeah. He's a pito. I'll just throw that out there now. Why not? We see the...

Yeah, come at me, Trump. That Epstein... You get a call from Trump. Why are you being so mean to me? What's your problem, Cadden, I thought we were cool, you know? I don't like that other one with the glasses, but you were a pretty funny guy. I like you. Yeah.

The Epstein book, the birthday book. This is so good for those guys. It's like, we need a distraction. Yes. They probably told Charlie, like, hey, Charlie, look, we need you to get pops. Like, I'll do anything for you, Mr. Donald. Yeah. Because that was pretty disturbing stuff.

Yes, it was. The drawing. See the drawing where it's like him given, what does this mean? though. It's Epstein giving like sweets to little children. Yeah. And then he's getting like fan by sexy women. What's that mean? Is that weird? Well see, it said so he's given

like, yeah, he's given balloons to these little kids. They're all females, girl, children. Girl children. But it says 1983 underneath it. And then in the next picture it says 2003 and he's

lying down getting massage. So I think the implication is he's getting massaged by these girls 20 years later. And I think they're being generous by giving them the 20 year. I will say those Epstein drawings were very fucked up. Yeah. A bit of

talent, though. I will say, the drawing was very good. Talking about the children? No, it's been the... Not bit of talent in the legs. No, no, I mean the perspective and all that, you know? It's pretty good art, you know? Right. It's not like Marvel comic style. It's not like, you know, that good. Yeah, yeah. There's potential there, you know? It's not pop

art, you know? But Yeah, so there's a lot of, and then just like, weird little, like, oh, a friend like Jeffrey, oh, a mysterious guy. A lot of stuff like, we love secrets, especially little secrets. Little secrets are the best, aren't they? We have lots in common, and literally writing wink, wink, brackets, pedophile. Nance is class. Nance is life. Nance is forever.

Yeah, yeah. Well, you see with Peter Mandelson. He's the British... Is he... Yeah, he's the... Well, he was, should say, the kind of envoy for America. Okay.

You know, the kind of like... The man over in Washington, basically, for the English government. Yeah, what do they call? Is that an ambassador? Ambassador. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Kier Stammer pointed to them.

And by the way, Peter Mandelson, even before this, he's been fired so many times. Right. It's crazy. He's, like, his whole career is basically him getting fired and getting hired again. Yeah.

So he's always, like, well, it's mostly money stuff. and some of it's kind of boring you know it's like some guy bezzling and stuff not even that's like oh a guy gave me money and i bought a fucking house with that yeah i didn't register it and then like you know the guy's a business guy and it's like oh it's a bit of like conflict interest right right and it goes to like you know um he was getting like people giving them money and he was doing some of passports and he was like um getting people's citizenship or something right right or like pushing you know this guy getting money and moving things around

kind of murky yeah yeah yeah but this this is definitely the most egregious thing they're hard to defend so yeah he features quite a lot in he was like bezy mates where epstein after the allegate it's not like he was like i didn't know at all it's like yeah it's like this is way after all this stuff and i think he was actually lobbying to try and help geoffrey epstein oh look we all make mistakes yeah i stole apples one time you know that's okay you know we all do little things like that yeah raping children you know so and he was like trying to like help old Jeffie out, you know, his old buddy. And he

said stuff like, you know, my friendship with Jeffrey Epstein is the most meaningful relationship in my entire life. He showed me how to live. You ever see that movie Hitch? It's kind of like that. Some slight differences that maybe

wouldn't have played too well in the movie. It's funny striking out with children. It doesn't work for me. The kids think I'm a loser. You just got to have confidence, Petey. I mean, come on, look at you. You're a handsome, dashing guy.

Oh, I do say, is he British? Yeah, he's British, yeah, yeah. Kind of like a shoe, grabs like, oh, ever so, uh, right? What time does school finish, my dear? Perhaps you're going to come to my estate. I fuck off, you are no slag off. Come on, Peter, you got to have the confidence.

Come on. Yeah, tell him you got an egg-shaped dog. The chicks love that. What's funny is, so all this bad PR is coming out about Peter Mandelson. He was like, I got to help, I got like, you know, help my reputation here. Sure, yeah. So what he does is he goes on Harry Cole's YouTube show. You know, Harry Cole?

No. Harry Cole is a son editor, and he's got a new show now. I think he's on YouTube or X or something like that. It's called like Harry Cole saves the West. Right. Right. And it's like, Harry Cole will be like, they all say you're a nuns. actually I'm not well

there you go then what I said it's like Frost Nixon isn't it but then people found Harry Cole's old tweets they're kind of hard to defend okay so one of them

is like I'll be I'll decide okay yeah so one of Harry Cole's tweets is like something like oh a lot of jail bait in Starbucks today giggedy

Giggedy seriously Oh my God. That's the more egregious part that he said, Giggity. I think it shows he's a fan of culture, I know. Wow. A lot of jail being in Starbucks, giggedy.

My God. All the sixth form girls are in gym right now, Jackpot. How old is six form? Don't ask that question. Oh, okay. All right. I think if you're asking that question,

you've already lost. Well, Don't you have to be on a certain age to be in the gym? You're like, six-four, that's what, 30 years old? 35, they're a bit longer than the tooth, you know? Sixth form full of milfs at all. Okay, so he's maybe not a... So he wasn't the best person to get involved in this, all right?

Right, right. And what's so fucking dumb for Keir Starmar is so useless, all this politics stuff. It's actually insane that he managed to get where he is. Where they're like, we defend him? He's like, I will, yeah, so he has my full. support, Peter Emanderson, yes. It's like, but you knew he was friends Epstein

and he knew Epstein was a P-Doh and you knew this as well. Yeah, but he's a jolly good bloke. Yeah. He has my full support and the next day he's fired. Right. Yes, now it looks like, one, he look indecisive and two, um, you like

petos. Yeah. I don't know which is worse. I really... A flip-flopper nonce. A flip-flop and nonce is not... not a good look yeah Pete Diddy was the hip-hop nons and Mandelson is the flip-flop nons

you know yeah so we'll see what happens with that and speaking of politics real quick we have our own politics here fuck off with Charlie Kirk that's America's problem right we have politics here

the presidential election right I don't if you realized or heard but just like two hours ago Connor McGregor sorry James get ready for this okay he dropped out

oh really yeah I heard he pulled out a whole bit like him because he's a rapist allegedly allegedly oh no actually no allegedly oh well you've showed your true colors there yeah I never I don't think anyone

I don't even think he talked this seriously I think you know what this was this was his initial dipping the toe win just to try and normalise the idea of him running for president. He's definitely going to try again in a few years. Well, the rumor

I heard is he dropped out. Yeah. Because he, well, obviously he was going to win. Oh, okay. He knew he's going to win. Right. That's obviously, okay? But he was like, oh, well, when the president of Ireland, I won't be able to wrestle in the UFC. And there's a big UFC event coming up in the White House. Really?

Yeah, they're going to have White House UFC. Right. Sounds good, doesn't it? That's what Lincoln I was dreamed about. Yeah. He was like, I'll free the slaves, but only if they entertain me.

Yeah, so they're going to have, it's a little bit of a mockery, isn't it? Not to be that guy. I don't want to be like the... Hey, dude, maybe that movie

Idiocracy was a documentary. You ever think about that? No one's ever said that before. I wish, by the way, I wish I had the kind of confidence. to say something like that. It's like, yeah, fucking,

is that even satire or is this documentary you don't even realize and be like, oh fuck, that's a great point, isn't it? Oh my God, I've made such a good point there.

I better make a, I better go on to YouTube and leave a comment saying that. Ignore all the comments in the exact same thing. Make a voice note. Idiocracy.

Documentary. Question mark. Oh, there we go. I'm real genius, aren't it? I'm like Gorvadol. I really am. Norman Naylor. I think if you were stupid enough to think that,

you wouldn't know who Gore-Vadol or... Yeah, who are you saying? I'm so smart. I'm like Lex Friedman. Yeah. I'm very interested in Gorvadol, by the way. Okay. I mean, I'm slogging my way through Intermezzo at the moment,

the Sally Rooney book. Yeah, yeah. I say slogging. I'm getting through it. But I want to afterwards read more Gorvadol, because Gore-Vadol is a very interesting character. Yeah. openly gay

served in the war right went back after World War II was good friends old Jackie O okay yeah so like connections

to the Kennes and all that yeah I believe he did run for office but not like a major position I think he ran for something kind of like

senator I don't know if he got it even but then publishing books he published Myra Breckenridge was a very I think he told you

that's like a trans thing all right It was very controversial for a time, you know. Right, right. Nowadays, teach it in schools, don't they? But it's a live O' and Myra Breckenbridge. But then, um, went, did he did debate and stuff? Did I talk with us already, did he debate with, like, William F. Buckley.

Yeah, yeah. Well, there was a documentary about that. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. And, um, uh, other stuff as well. He was a very kind of caustic kind of character, good with a witty remark. He was basically hitching. is a cover

Christopher Hitchens is cover act of Gorbadole right right he does the whole thing but like

more class and he wrote Ben Hur as well the movie yeah yeah wow and he put a gay subtext

in Ben Hur I believe and the whole thing was everyone should have called it Ben Him over yeah

yeah okay well well I'll tell you wouldn't like that joke Charlton Heston oh so the whole thing was everyone

knew there was a gay subtext apart from Charlton Heston. Yeah. Because he knew that he'd walk. Yeah.

He's like, good the fuck. All right. Big conservative. Yeah. So like the other guy playing at play like someone who's like

had just kind of unrequited love for Ben Hur. Who's, is it, uh, it's not Lawrence O'Toole, is it? I've no. I don't believe it is,

but don't quote me on that. Okay. Don't quote me on that. Is that even a person Lawrence O'Toole? Uh, that's my uncle. Oh.

Yeah. Is that what you mean? Oh. My uncle was gay. For Charlton Heston? I don't know who blames him Yeah Get that cock on my cold dead hands

But But my point is I went into a long way of saying this Gorvadol has a series of books I think they're called like a civilization series Or something like that And it's a series of books I think it starts off

In like Julie Caesar Times And it goes through Lincoln And it ends up in Hollywood in 1950s And it's kind of like this Kind of long series of books don't really how they're connected. Okay.

I think there's like recurring characters and like stuff. I think I don't know what, but apparently it's very, very well regarded. Right. So I want to read that. I'm going to start off that series of books. Good, good. Yeah, that's what I need. Yeah.

That might be better for me. It's, get out of Dr. Hoover a bit. Yeah, sure. Sure, Brian. Yeah. That's what's going to happen. I'm going to go cold turkey. Yeah.

That's dangerous though, isn't it? You're going to be Jones. But I could relapse, couldn't I? If I just cut, I need to, like, gradually, watch, like, wean yourself off, you know? yeah like what's the kind of doctorate equivalent you know it's like not exactly heroin is like the torchwood watch torchwood that's like methadone doctor who yeah just two a week and i gradually wean it down like just 15 minutes a week just a little bit of john barrowman it's all he need oh fucking

you got way off you're in a bed and fucking tom baker's crawling along the ceiling his head turns around you know oh we have fun we're fun is that his name tom baker was yeah that right you got it right you're learning you're learning yeah this is like osmosis what do you like you or not you know years from now you'll know all the doctor feels more like contracting aids actually if i was to compare it to anything but a cocktail of drugs yeah yeah um anyway sorry what we're talking with politics oh yeah so presidential election so mcgregor's dropped on what happened i feel a bit like headed this uh today yeah yeah but in a good way right it's kind of like you know when someone fucks you so hard?

Oh, what? You can still say a woman. You know when a woman fucks you so hard? Yeah. I mean, technically she does fuck you. If she gets on top and rides the shit out of you, just lie there. That's more her doing the work than you, you know?

I'm reading my book. Yeah. Shut up you. What's your, you got a bracelet on? What is that? Oh, I found this, yeah. Where? It's actually...

I don't want to tell tales, is I? It's under my bed. Really? Yeah. Interesting. I found it was cleaning my room yesterday. A trinket from a former lover, perhaps? Well, what do they call it now?

I'll kind of add to my collection, you know? A trophy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'll keep their underwear as well. Yeah, like Ed Geen. Yeah. You're making, like, a lab shade out of their skin. I, I had underwear in my room one time, all right?

Uh-huh. Which is pretty common, I think. You know, sometimes girls leave, this is in college, all right? Right. And I remember, like, one lad that we knew, acted like, it was, like the craziest thing ever. It was like, we're fucking in her 20s and right.

It's like, Brian's got women's underwear in his apartment. Yeah. What the? Penty. Yeah. Panty raid.

Yeah. Yeah. Relax, pal. Yeah. It's like, oh. Yeah. Like, I was like, yeah, I just fuck Margo Robbie.

We're not worthy. Dude, teach me your ways. Yeah. Who is this freak? Oh, my hustle. One time. now, I left a condom in the bin.

All right, I wrapped it in something, all right? And he went through the bin. Look at for, there better not be any used condoms in here. What's this? Yes, semen, just what I suspected. It's Carlo Seaman. Vintage 95, yep, that's so yeah. Who's the perpetrator?

A hint of autism. yeah and then he was like in conversation with groups or I'd be like do I tell you the time Brian brought a woman back alright and then he put something in the bin and I went in the bin and looked for it and it was a he literally was like

and it was a condom this is freak like it's a campfire oh my god did I ever meet this person yes he did yeah right tell me who it is off air and then I'm going to cyber bully though. Yeah.

I left women's underwear in your mother's a, so they were your mother's underwear so she actually, she wasn't perturbed by it at all. I didn't really notice it. No, no. She was fine with it. Back to the election. It was the assault. She was more

annoyed about. This is the free one. Sorry, yeah, well, yeah. You're talking about McGregor earlier, you know, and Trump all of your heroes. and Tom Baker Yeah The biggest nonce of them all

Don't say that Probably He was lovely He loved children Oh I bet he did It wasn't reciprocated But that didn't stop him It was the 70s

He used to go to people's houses Yeah This is what he'd do Okay He'd knock So a doctor who Let's say air to 6 o'clock Yeah

He just knock on people's doors At 6 o'clock He'd say hello Can I watch my adventures with you That's mental Did he actually do that He did yeah That's deranged

And he sit in the kitchen Yeah The little living room we should say. Oh, get me some biscuits, please. I'm the doctor. And you're like, oh, yes, Mr. Baker. That's psychotic.

How are little kiddies today? What a freak. I'm going to make it out this week. Well, I said, oh, watch out the Daleks. Now they got me there. You want me to tell you what happens in next week's episode. Well, come with me into the broom closet. So, uh, no one else can hear.

It's bigger on the inside. Okay. No, I think, no, you didn't ruin everything. No, that's mental. You can't do that. It's magical. It's retarded. I might do that now.

Imagine Ken Barlow came round to your gaff. He's like, Oh, let's watch Curry this week. Oh, what's going to happen this week? Yeah. Watch out for the Daleks. Yeah. That's psychotic behavior.

Duranged, you know? I mean, he was like, it was like Beatlemania for him. Okay. Geez, we're talking about Dr. Who again? Why do you always bring this up? Oh, sorry, yeah.

What else is going on? So, my point is the elections. Right. All right. So you've decided who to vote for James. your vote matters Does it? Yeah, it does Okay

The only anyone else Say otherwise It's great I vote every time And my life gets worse And worse Not just my life

Everyone's lives We're all suffering I wouldn't mind If everyone else's life Is getting worse That is funny Alright But I'm me

I'm the main character Correct Yeah Everyone else is the The NPCs Deserve the suffering You know The proletariat

Would the dog-brained fools Even recognize their own suffering Blind idiots Well, you know Maybe Maybe that's how I think about people You'll never know I don't even know myself

Yeah, yeah But so who are you voting for So go to the candidates You're going fucking Simon Harris again please He's not president Well he will be I'll write him in as a surprise ballot

Who's the Bernie Ahern's the favorite Is he? No. No? No, he dropped out. Oh, did he? Yeah. When's the C-Matt?

Actually? He literally did, yeah. We're coward. His PR team We're trying to like, you know, slowly get him back in public conscience. I remember a few weeks ago I said,

I bet he'll drop out because of C-Mat and you said, no, he won't. Don't be stupid. I'm pretty sure I didn't say that. You did say that. We'll play back the old episodes

and find out. Or maybe it was just in conversation. Or maybe it was just in my head. Either way, I'm angry. I think you said that and I just kind of nodded or just didn't like, you know, react. You're like, oh, I bet he hates me. Yeah. Yeah, and then you kind of made up

this whole thing in your head. Yes. Yeah. That's your problem, all right? Is it? Yeah, yeah. Okay. Go on then. It's happening again. No, it's that. You're literally telling me. I'm pretty sure. I said, I hope, to see that song hurts Bertie Hearn. Okay. Because

Bertie Hearn was trying to win back the public's favor. He started a podcast, and that's guaranteed the work. If you want to win over the nation, start a podcast. Have you listened to every episode? No, it was called The Troubles podcast.

Isn't there already one called the Troubles podcast? No, this is by Bertie O'Hurne. The Bertie O'Hurin'Rubles podcast all about how he stopped the troubles single-handedly. Good.

Yeah. Thank you, Bertie Hearn. Yeah, and fucking all the ungrateful cunts like you were like, Oh, the housing crisis. Oh, the Celtic Tiger Oh, after emigrae. All the big boys.

The Bertie! Oh, all the people committing suicide. Shut up. Okay. All the stuff I do for you and you're fucking spit in my face. But his PR team said they couldn't survive C-MAT. Right. The avalanche of C-Mat was too strong.

So Bertie Heron dropped out. Okay. Kahn-Rogregor dropped out. All right. What we have now is... What about that dumb meteorologist, bitch? She dropped out as well. Yeah.

See her interview? I did, yeah. It was so funny. It kind of reminded me of the Sarah Palin interview. yeah yeah back in the day you know but i tell you who we have okay jim gavin okay you're excited for jim gavin nah who's he gala is he you know what's so interesting i'm not i swear i'm not i'm not making funnier don't hit me all right but you don't know him all right yeah most people don't okay now i listen to a thing on the radio with a guy don't tell me not to hit you

by the way if i want to hit you i'll fucking hit you telling me not to do it makes you want to do it more like a bullseeing red you correct you know like a bullseeing red you're like a bullse I'm on the boss and she goes, Don't touch my tits. Like, oh, well, you brought this on yourself, didn't you? No, I don't do that. I will hit you, though. My point is, okay, so it's a guy called Dion Fanning.

Or he's a journalist and writer and that. Okay. presenter. Deion Fanning, that's a cool name. It is pretty cool, isn't it? Yeah. Deion Fanon. What's up, girl? I think he's from Kerry.

Yeah, exactly. That's how they talk. Yeah, what's up? It's your main boy, Dion Fanning up here. Kerry, motherfucking kingdom of Kerry. your shit, that's how we do, blood. Yo, Charlie Kirk, man, he should have been listening to Wu Tang

because then he know you got to protect your neck, son. Woo! Yeah, Dion Fanning up his bench. That's how we do it, boy. Yeah. Now, he's my main girl, C-Matt on the motherfucking stereo. It's actually uncanny how similar that is

to Dion fanning. I know. The man of 100 voices, you know. Rich Little over here. Yeah. So, he was on the radio, all right? And he was actually talking about, like, okay, and of course everyone loves Jim Gavin. Like, everyone knows Jim Gavin.

I actually, I remember, I was actually listening to a podcast, all right? And there was someone on it, like a political correspondent, and they said that to Google who Jim Gavin is. I mean, that that's crazy. How embarrassing for you. He said, that is crazy. If you work in politics and you don't know who Jim Gavin is, you shouldn't be off, you should hand in your journalist to the card. Okay, you've no kind of like reason

you should talk about politics, okay? You should basically kill yourself. You shouldn't be allowed to drive a car or have children. You should probably be institutionalized. You're clearly a mentalist. You set up the Magdalene laundries again and put her in it.

If you know who Jim Gavin is, okay, what is wrong with you? Okay, so who is Jim Gavin? Former Dublin football manager. So I was, oh, okay. Yeah. I thought he was a footballer. I didn't disagree with you.

I was just saying, like, To a former Dublin football manager He won... Oh, you disagreed. You said it was small. Even when it's hard, it's small. Those were your exact words. But is this funny, like, the circles

people run in where people in Dublin, like, everyone loves Jim Cabin. He's a Dublin manager. Why wouldn't know anyone dislike him? He's like, but people who don't live in Dublin. Yeah. What? Well, fucking...

They don't exist. Yeah, literally. That is the ideology of every dub in... Like, they treat everywhere outside of Dublin like it's a fucking, you know, third world. impoverished shit hole they're right but they shouldn't say it shouldn't say it yeah as if Dublin's any better you know but anyway yeah it's drinking there right

it's okay you get some water have my flavored water yeah my apple and pear me apple in pears in it yeah I said that in the shop actually really yeah I was like oh look apple and pears up the stairs did anyone laugh oh she called the police yeah is that why they're here Oh, yeah, old Bill, but I'll tell you, I'm getting nicked by the old Bill because of the apples and pears from the bird I've rid in the shop.

You're the shop there. What shop is that again? Mace. Okay, so Mace. You know, it's like what they use when you try to touch them. That's what they named the shop after. Yeah, so I don't like the coffee over there.

Okay. So why you guys go, I walk further to get the coffee in Circle K. All right. And what I like to do is I walk back holding my coffee and look into the mace like yeah oh I'm enjoying my lovely

I don't drink your dirt water yeah yeah I kind of win that way I bet all the ones in there you know the staff and all they're like oh please come back it was a funny joke actually apples and pears it was funny we get it yeah we'll suck you off if you just buy our coffee yeah no wait so you went into that shop

bought your apples and pears and then went round and bought coffee at the other shop yeah you freak I don't think I'm a trick. You're the biggest freak I've ever met. I think just some people are a little bit more freak. You know, like Joseph Fritzel, for example. No.

He was normal, okay? Yeah, yeah. He'd go to Mace. I tell you, his daughter could have done with some Mace, huh? When Daddy Fritzel came home. Oh, I'm going to walk down apples and pears and impregnant my daughter, yeah?

Awful stuff, awful, awful story that, wasn't it? Very grim. Very grim. She's terrible, isn't it? Terrible. Terrible. Terrible stuff. Anyway,

so Jim Gavin for president is what you're saying. Yeah, it's to be terrible. Joseph Fritzel for president. So Jim Gavin, right? He is purely a sports guy. Right. And he also,

oh, I'll tell a lie, actually. He's in sports. He's also in the military. Oh. Yeah. Okay. No political experience still. So Fina Gale have picked,

sorry, Fina Fala have picked him. He's their candidate. And apparently, there's a lot of division in Fina fall about whether they want them or not and had a vote and it was very narrow that he got the elected... Who is the other candidate?

Ah, some con't, all right, yeah. Some guy involved in politics who never won in all Ireland. Nobody wants that. So, they have him and what's weird is, okay, so he hasn't been any political experience, all right? He doesn't seem to be very good at talking

even though you assume he would have some kind of like experience with all the press conferences and stuff, right? And he kind of fucked up straight away He asked him about Israel and Hamas. He mentioned, like, Israel's military strategy. Like, he didn't say genocide. He's kind of like, yeah.

He also wants to remove the triple lock. What's the triple lock? That's what stops us getting conscripted, James. Oh, he wants to end neutrality then? Yeah. Oh, shit. So then we can go over there. Finally, we can get our fucking little little costumes, little uniforms on.

Yeah. Hello? Yeah. Why, MCA? Like in the army now with Pauly Short? Yeah, yeah. Hey, buddy. We can be the Irish IDF. I'm in the IDF, buddy.

Yeah. Yeah, we can finally go to war for our country. Nice. And die for Jim Gavin. Hell yeah, dude, yes. So that's one candidate, all right? He says, I don't really get involved in politics. Like, oh, right, well.

Yeah. Good, good. Well, in fairness, the president does fuck all. Really? It wasn't until those women got involved. Yeah. You know, what's her name, Mary Robinson and Mary. Macalith.

Yeah. The two mayor. Terrible comedy duo, by the way. Almost as bad as the two Johnny's. Almost. Take that back, you. Shot fired. That's the first thing you've said today.

I disagree with, all right? The fritzel stuff is gold. I wouldn't change any of that, you know? What about the two fritzels? Keep going. What's it? Her dad's in their eyes? We don't like chicken filet roll, yeah?

Guess when it's going, bitch? All right, sorry, that's too far. It's awful. Awful stuff. Awful. So, you know, yeah. It's awful. You know what it's like.

I know, yeah. Hey, you know, I get it. I'm not everyone's cup of tea. I know that. I like me. Yeah. Want to hurt me? Go ahead.

I like doing black voices. My friends like when I do black voices. My friend's like when I do black voices. So I like me, motherfucker. I'm feeling myself right now, all right? Y'all just hate to see your brother shine, and that's what's up. Anyway.

All right, I'm going to restart the camera. I've, uh... Yeah, give me a second, yeah. Well, one second. All right, I, well, that's what got me into trouble in the first place. I apologize for all of the fritzel chicken fillet roll material.

That was probably, uh, little unbecoming, I'll admit. There is something there. Yeah? To keep working on that, though, right? Come back next week. If you change it just lightly, I think you're onto a winner there.

Okay. Yeah, I think that's the sketch. Yeah, yeah. You can film it. The two frit, well, what is it? I don't know. The two fritzels? Yeah.

Well, you know, Dublin Fringe is on. Is it? Oh yeah? Yeah. They've all, I mean, it's halfway through the wrong, but it's like, I'm ready to put on my Dublin Fritz show. You have blackface I'm Fritzel

I am the Fritzel now Oh Jesus You're a bad influence on you I know I know I'm terrible Encourageable So you have Jim Gavin Right

Remove triple lock That's him We also have Heder Humphreys Oh yeah Heder Humphreys Is the Fina Gale candidate She's kind of kooky now She, the ditch, we're talking to her

because she owns, like, these vacant properties and stuff. Yeah. I don't think she'd registered them or something, and she showed them to fuck off. Nice. Pretty punk rock. Wasn't there also, like, a animal abuse case that she was involved with or something? How so? I don't, I can't, I don't know the specifics. It's good to speculate, though.

Yeah. I think she kicked a donkey. Yeah, she said the dick wasn't big enough. It's like, I'm a size queen. Don't come at me with that little ass shit. shrimp dick motherfucker and then she punched the donkey in the face

I think I read that in the ditch Ryan? Kick the duck up the arse. Yeah, yeah. I know there was some I don't know the specifics of it but she also just came out

and said she would like to see a United Ireland Well I mean that's that's an easy one now I think they'll all say that well yeah I mean even Leo said that all right

I was just trying to you know say something positive after the donkey dick stuff you're right actually yeah And that's on record By the way now We're like the ditch

We're breaking news here Actually We can say this now We've been hired by the ditch So yeah What's the thing They're having a doll Dole not impartiality

You can say what you want To dole not get sued Oh really? Slander, yeah We should start recording In the doll Oh that'd be such a cool These are all Pitos

Oh Ring that bell Order That'd be such a good like use their rules against them, you know. Check and mate, bitch. What's it called? Dull privilege, that's it.

Dull privilege. So you can, don't really say it, but like, yeah, Leo could get up there and be like, back in the day and be like, yeah, yeah, a bunch of queers. And I know, because I've sucked off every one of you. Yeah. And then we have...

I just have to close my eyes and open my mouth and I can tell who it is. That way. I don't know. Yeah, and then we have a... Back to politics, right? Then we have, this is cool now.

It's like politics was not stuffy. Yeah. Because it wasn't for you. He's like me being like, yes, and Heather Humphreys, she has issues with housing.

Don't know much about it, but there you go. Apparently some indiscrepancies on the housing forms. Not declaring all of her assets, which is, you know, rather unscrupulous behavior. That's how they got Al Capone.

Correct. And then we have, She'll be dancing to Charleston soon if she doesn't watch herself. I don't even know what that would mean. I guess, I don't know. She'll be dancing to Charleston at the end of a rope.

How about that? And that's again, back to that. Yeah, what? I mean, what do you want for me? I mean, we are, we are. What do you want? This is me, Brian, all right? This is, we are at a stage now

where Simon Harris is getting death threats and stuff. Yeah? Yeah, that's about time. Women felt threatened. Poor old. Simon Harris is made to feel scared. It's about time the birds know what that felt like.

I'm being satirical there because I know violence against women is a problem in society. And I'm highlighting that. We finally got true to you. We? You're the one behind half of it, Paul. What are you on about? You're fucking freak. You're like Jack the Ripper. Yeah, yeah. Okay.

Politics. And then with Catherine Connolly. Who's that, Brian? She is the kind of left-leaning one, all right, and they don't like her. Okay. There's all these things about she's whacking, kooky and stuff.

She thinks Israel's bad, and, you know, NATO's not good. And people should have, like, you know, better health care and stuff. Yeah, she's like a kooky bitch. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ignore her, her. A whack job.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like headed after all that. We haven't been talking about Metal Gear Solid yet. Sorry, yeah. Fought politics, man. Yeah, man. Let's get into the rail stuff. So I'll say, James,

I always. like hearing about things that I don't know anything about but it's huge I always think that's interesting so like it's always funny it's like you only hear about some like K-pop band

it's like they're literally like they've been streamed more than the Beatles and you're like well I've never even heard of them it's like oh man more than half the world has their poster up in their wall

they're fucking massive they have like a billion streams and you've never heard of them exactly yeah and there's two things listen to this week two podcasts one about neighbour

and one about Metal Gear Solid These are two massive properties in their own way with dedicated fan bases that have been in my life ever since I can remember Remember like you

RT2 It's always like neighbours home and away I never watched it But it's always on alright I would watch bits of it Yeah you might get some out of this Yeah okay Same of these video games

Metal Gear Solid Massive fucking game It makes more than most movie franchises all right Very dedicated fan base and following. And I knew nothing about it. All right.

So where do you want to go first, James? Neighbors or Full Metal Gear Solid? Metal Gear Solid. Okay. Metal Gear Solid. I thought it was just a military game where it's like, hey, you got to go kill those terrorists. You go, pew, pew, pew, and you control the guy. Right.

No, it's not. So Metal Gear is a franchise, all right? They made two games, which is about guys shooting people, okay? Snake, isn't it? Snake Robertson? I don't know his last name, all right? I think maybe you're right. Now you've made me look like a fool now.

Sorry, yeah. I'm not up to date on my lower. I, like, I, I was around when that game was popular, but I never had it. So I, you know, I didn't really, I could never really join in with the cool kids. Well, do you know what Metal Gear is? No. I didn't know. So, Metal Gear, Solid, right?

Solid is a character. Solid Snake. Yeah. Yeah, that's a guy, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So Solid Snake is the main character, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And a Metal Gear is a nuclear weapon.

on legs. Oh. You know, like the At Act in Star Wars, those things of big legs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's like that. So it's a walking nuclear weapon. Wow.

And in the game, Metal Gear Solid, the villain is called Big Boss. Okay. And Big Boss is taking the weapon. You've got to go get it. So Solid Snake. So it turns out, I'm going to spoil this now,

this game was released, like, in 89, all right? Yeah. So it turns out, Solid Snake is a clone of Big Boss. So they cloned the villain, right? So there's cloning in this as well. Okay. And Solid Snake has an evil clone brother called Liquid Snake. So it's Solid versus Liquid, the story of mankind right there.

So they fight each other and they fight big boss as well. And there's also these like Batman villains. There's like Psycho Mantis. And you're kind of like the scarecrow. Right. And he can like, he breaks the Fort Wall. He's like Hey, he can press all the buttons you want

Loser, you're not going to defeat me in this game He's like, I see your memory card You love Crash Bandicoot Wow Yeah, yeah, he plays around with it I had a PlayStation But my mom would never buy me a memory card So I could never save any of my games

I'm kind of similar My dad bought a PS1 down market Yeah All right, off an old Dellboy Right I think I told this before And he would turn off after 20 minutes Yeah

No matter what And my dad's like, yes That's all you need Yeah, no, that's how games work You see how far You can play in 20 minutes Yeah And you try and you're better next time

Right And you can't save it Wow, how long How long before you figured out That that's not how other games were I think that's why I'm not a gamer This got burnt on the Sure

This is fucking stupid Yeah, yeah Yeah I'd honestly with you I think I should have been a gamer That maybe would have helped me more You think? I think gamers

They have such cool lives and they get mega pussy. They're just sit in their room playing games all day. And women love that. Do they? Women love, they get wet for gamers. Yeah, the rich and famous ones. No, even like the homeless smelly ones.

I don't think there's many homeless gamers. They do, yeah, there is, yeah. Where? They have, like, they hook up the electricity, they steal electricity. They know that tent outside of the house there, yeah? They steal electricity and they hook up their PS5 to it, all right? And then they play Metal Gear Solid. All right.

And there's another, there's another, There's naked snake as well. Naked snake? Yeah, there's a bunch of snakes. Right. Any chicks? Loads of chicks, yeah. They're all called like Molotov-Anatop boobakov.

Yeah, yeah. They're all like sexy Ukrainian girls. But they're all like eight-bit pixelated titties. My favorite. Yeah. I think, do you honestly, I remember seeing the pointy tits from Tomb Raider. Yeah, Tomb Raider. And then I saw real tits.

I was disappointed. Right. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't like it at all. I actually got sick. So I'm just, my point is,

okay, I didn't realize that it's more of, kind of a, not fantasy, it's more kind of science fictiony kind of thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

and I just have a better understanding what it is now. Okay. And a lot of the missions like go to Afghanistan kill someone. So you listen to a podcast about it? Yeah.

Right. What we're going to do, play it? Well, even, like, watching a YouTube thing because then

at least you get the visuals. Nah. I just imagine in my head. Okay. So, yeah, in my head, solid snake, what would you look like? Like, Wallace Sean.

My dinner with solid snake. And there I was, Wally. I was there in the Amazon jungle with liquid snake. Liquid snake. And I was jerking him off. And I felt like a person for the first time ever.

God, that movie's pretension. I haven't watched in years I know some people that love it I mean I get there's some parts of it that are really good and some parts I've heard people talk about it and they talk about it with such passion I'm like I'm the problem here

and you open myself up and enjoy more things I think I spend time with you and you're like it's fucking stupid I didn't say that I go out to the real world I said it's pretentious which it is but the point is I go out to the real world daily know what pretentious means And they're happier.

All right. Yeah. They're on fun. They're gaming. Yeah. This thing, you try and convince yourself, I'll be a lot happier if I'm around at these sort of different type of people. They're, you know, they're happier and they don't care about certain things.

But then after about half an hour, you're like, nobody's talking about doctor. I come back tail between my legs. You've got a nosebleed. It happened again, James. They cover me with a bucket of blood. Anyway, so... Yeah, so... What else about Metal Gear Solid?

No, and else, really. Oh, okay. Let's talk with Neighbors now. All right. Neighbors is over, by the way. I forgot that. Yeah, it ended a few years ago. It ended.

They tried to bring it back on Amazon, I believe. Yeah. I didn't work out. Streaming, like, a daily soap doesn't really work on streaming. No, no, definitely not. But yeah, they had a big finale, and it's kind of like...

Same with EastEnders. I'm always interested in, like, these long-running soaps. Just how... How long was it running for it? It gets. Oh, I don't know since the 80s, I think. Yeah, yeah. Its peak was in like the 90s.

That's when it was like, you know, everyone was watching it and they had all these big, like, you know, they have like a big wedding and all the newspapers and that. It seemed like Cori and Eastenders. It was like these big talking. Well, just with way better looking people. Yeah, yeah, of course. A lot sexier people.

What they would do is, not all the time, what they would do is they wouldn't go for actors, to go for models, and then teach them at that. then teach him at act. Not even most of the time. Really? I don't want to be mean, but it's like training a dog, you know?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they get the odd, you know, what's it, Lee, what's his name, Price, Pierce, Guy Pearce. Guy Pearce. Oh, Guy Pearce. Yeah, they get the old Guy Pearce. I think Russell Crowe popped up, you know.

Heath Ledger. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, the thing is, in Australia, Neighbors was like an institution, all right? But unlike Fair City, it was actually successful you know

they sold it all over the world so it was really good for like people's careers you know and even behind the camera like the whole generation directors and all that

they had this whole program whether the Australian Broadcasting Corporation to like get people in you know and train them up and like these courses as well so it's almost like

just kind of like college in a way for young directors all right and it really did then like the filmmaking scene in Australia

it really did evolve there's been some really good fucking movies made in Australia and even neighbours itself like in the 90s it was kind of like

more like what you kind of think of like a shitty kind of soap you know but then as it went on to do more location stuff

to kind of upped up the cameras and all that and they may look pretty decent I think that also help that like let's say you want to go fancy

and you're filming in Manchester right you can film like like a street with like you know you can't smell

the piss but you know you can You can, you know it's there. Oh, yeah. But in Australia, you can have, like, Margot Robbie in the bikini and on the beach. You know, it looks a bit better. Yes.

Yeah. It sure does. Oh, people would rather watch Margo Robbie the bikinis than Ken Barlow and Kevin Webster arguing about if the local council will remove the cobbles from Weatherspoon. Yeah. Yeah, that's somehow better than watching Phil Mitchell Smoke crack. I don't know what world you're living in. Yeah, I feel sorry for you, honestly. but um

Phil Mitchell in Walfa Wall Street I'll tell you Scorsese Mr. Trink there Oh my God I fucked it I fucked his brains out Did you just come there

Mike? Yeah just came Give me a second I'll get going again Talking about my generation Yeah and there's all these like wild storyline

They went to a murder mystery party and someone actually got murdered in real life. It was like an American Dad episode. It's a family guy, Brian. Oh, really? Family guy. Yeah.

Was it? Oh, yes, you're right. I know I'm right. I know I'm right. Yeah. And then there were fewer. Which was like an extended episode, wasn't it? It was an hour-long episode dedicated to the memory of Seth MacFarlane's departed mother.

Oh. Oh, yes. Now, I feel like the asshole. You should. It's a good episode, actually. It was. It was wonderful. Where's the family guy movie?

Why haven't we got to? that you. I don't know. I'm still waiting. Yeah, I mean. It'd be a slam dunk, wouldn't it? What would it be even? It's still going, isn't it? Yeah, of course. Actually, they're doing, um, it's still on Fox, but now I believe they're doing, uh, Disney Plus specials as well. So they'll do like an odd Halloween special exclusive Disney Plus. Like the Simpsons. Yes. Right, okay. Um, so that's pretty cool.

We should get Disney Plus again, James. Yeah? We can watch all the family guy. Maybe. Seems to me. Yeah, maybe somebody already has. has it? No, I don't. But, uh... Oh, if you're holding out of me, I'd be raging. You've got all the Blu-Rays upstairs. Yeah, yeah. No Blu-ray player, but I already know all the episodes off by heart, so I just decide, season four, episode 12, and I just press play in my head. They meet the cast of Star Trek Next Generation.

Holy crap, Lurish, what's going to... Oh, Peter, you fucking asshole. I just rewrite it in my head, you know? And then the dog's fucking the baby, right? Remember that episode? Lois, who's this? He's James Caden and he's super funny. Holy crap, Ken.

You're the funniest guy ever. Yeah, get rid of Cleveland. I don't want Cleveland here anymore. Get him out now. Oh, come on, kidding. Don't be so racist. Shut your fucking mouth. Don't talk to me.

I like Quagmire. No, he can stay. Me and Quagmire heading down to the local school with Galeen Maxwell, Giggity. Yeah, it's great stuff. It's great stuff. I highly recommend it. I'm not up to date on the newest season.

No, I can't remember the last time I watched any of those, family guys, South Park, Simpsons. Last Christmas I went through, I think I told you, I went to a bad American dad phase. Yeah. Like, it was bad. You were watching all the new ones. Yeah, no, and then I was like, I ran out with new ones, I just started over again.

Yeah. And then I got back to the new ones. I was like, oh, God. Yeah, yeah. I was getting desperate then. I was on YouTube, see if there's any kind of like, you know, exclusive clips or anything. Or maybe like directed, stuff, deleted scenes or anything, you know. Then you're going on, you're looking for the porn parodies, where Roger the aliens banging the fish, you know.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, what would be a family guy movie, actually? What would you do, dude? What would they do in the movie? Let's say, set comes to you, all right? And set is like, he's crying. He's like, I have no ideas left. Please, James, you're my only hope.

Star Wars reference. Ah. Yeah, that's what he likes, you know? Yeah. So what would you do, yeah? Oh, Jesus, I don't know. You're putting me on the spot here. What would you?

That's what life's like. Life is opportunity meets preparation. Or, how can I be prepared for something? I didn't know what's coming, though, you know? That's part of the fucking, that's half the battle. Yeah. Okay, what about It breaks the fourth wall

And voice actors Start getting stalked by their characters Kind of like West Craven's new nightmare You know what? Yeah Actually, I take it back Yeah I was going to say that's a League of Gentleman movie

Oh, okay But I think West Craven came first Yeah, yeah, yeah That happens to League of Gentleman I never watched League of Gentlemen Oh, you should The first two seasons are very, very funny and the third season

I think they get rid the laugh track and they make it more they kind of lean more into like the weird horror kind of thing Oh okay It's kind of like the precursor like Psychoville

You were Psychoville? I've heard of it Yeah, I may go back and rewatch that It was pretty fucking funny Yeah Okay It was really good

It was like A bunch is like You know Rees Shearsmith and Steve Pemberton Yes Don French in there Okay And the whole thing is

It's a bunch of like Weird characters I think Don French The Nun that kills children And they get letters Being like I know what you did and all their lives are connected

Okay What is it now There's so much weird something I think I remember correctly One of the characters He's like a clown He keeps Oh what was it now

No Does the character sell Nazi memorabilia Oh I remember it's really cool Because I was watching it live It's on BBC 2 all right And had all this This is back when

websites and stuff They're really trying to like Hey it's interactive stuff Right Yeah yeah So the character The whole thing was he had a fake shop

for like fun little curiosities okay but in the back is that it's a Nazi shop alright he's a Nazi but if you go on to his website there's like things you have to try and crack the code

then the website would turn into a Nazi website really yeah it's kind of fun yeah that's weird yeah how Nazi was it oh just swat stick is everywhere and you can it's fun stuff

PDF of mind camps no it's like more funny you could buy Hitler's testicle and stuff like that like it was more kind of like wacky stuff like that wasn't just like you know mine camp yeah

they rule they run everything they run the banks yeah they run the league of gentlemen and then that led on to inside number nine actually some of the characters

in Psychoville later show up in Inside No. Oh so there really is it's the own little universe yeah yeah yeah I do like though were those guys involved in The Fast Show as well? No. No, no. That's gotta get different too.

I'm so stupid. No, I'm an idiot. No, I'm an idiot. No, I'm an idiot. Don't worry. Put that down. Don't swallow that. It's a dildo. The fast show was Charlie Higson. That's a, yeah. Who's very, he wrote the Young Bond. You kind of got me going here. He wrote the Young Bond, you know. Go for it.

And of course, Paul Whitehouse and Mark Williams, you know, Ron's dad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a lot of really good kind of forgotten British sitcoms like 15 stories high What's that one where Julia Davis plays a nurse? Oh, what's that now? Nighty Night or something?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Man, Julia Davis. So hot. She has, I'm going to say it, okay? Oh, right. Look, she has a show. I forget what, it went for one season. I think it was like a one and done

Is it tended to be one and done or? Yeah, yeah. I think it's called like, it's not I love Susie. That's Billy Piper, something else, okay? But it's basically, um, she plays this woman who basically stalks, is their woman, all right? They have like a lesbian affair. Nice. And your other woman is kind of like, okay, it was fun, but I got a husband. She's like, no, we got to keep doing it, okay? Yeah. And there's a bit in it, and I was like, you know, sometimes you watch something, you're like,

wow, that's, that's my life now, all right? Uh, there's a bit in it where she, um, if I remember correctly, she's underneath a guy wanking him off, all right? Right. And he's got his pants down, and then she shit he shits all over her face okay and as he's shitting okay his little daughter walks in there right

he's like daddy what are you doing he's like don't look at me oh it's too good oh I can't stop coming it feels so good Daddy no can't stop that's a red hot chili

can't stop don't stop don't stop dick to the shindig jacked off I'm shining on her face now Oh, my God. They showed actual, obviously it's fake shit.

But it's still like... On her face, like that's good, yeah, get it out. That's crazy. Yeah. Wow. I got to... That was Sky Atlantic, man. I got to check this out, man.

Holy shit. Just that scene. I don't remember that in Gavin and Stacy. That was what happened to the fishing trip. Sick reference, dude. Hell yeah. Only the real ones will get that. Speaking of British comedy, you see, um,

Corden and, uh, what's the other woman's name, Root Medley? Uh, Jones. Root Jones. Ruth Jones. They've signed a new deal with Apple Plus. New show. New show, baby.

Wow. It's going to be just as heartwarming and magical as Gavin and Stacey. And you won't be all like, I don't give a fuck about that dude, yeah? I'm too busy watching skateboard videos. Don't give a fuck. That's me. Yeah, yeah. But then you'll watch me like, oh no.

Yeah. We're going to get together. It's a brand new show called Devon and Lacey And it's totally brand new And it'll be cancelled after one season This time they're Scottish instead It'll be phoned in dog shit

You know Yeah, well see Well the thing You talk to talk Yeah Yeah I know yeah I'll be like Oh yes they're back

Yeah Maybe tomorrow I'll stand by the window for me Yeah Yeah Oh yeah Look It was a charm

fine show. Yeah, yeah. You know, it had its moments. But you're right about the British comedies. It's, uh, there's a world of great stuff to for Conno. Ideal. That was the number one. Do you ever hear of annually retentive?

No. That was one that a lot of these British shows as well, you can barely fucking find them. Yeah. You have to literally buy the DVD for one cent on Amazon. Yeah, yeah. So annually retentive, I remember it being pretty funny. Again, I don't know. I can't judge it now, right? Yeah, yeah. But it was, the whole thing was,

it was a fake game show. And it's kind of funny because now Rob Bryden just host game shows, all right? But it's a behind the scenes of a game show or Rob Bryden's like, I'm too good for this, this is fucking shi. Kind of like Larry Sanders show? Yes, they're going for that kind of vibe, okay? I always thought that that would be a really good idea for a show, but obviously it turns out it exists already.

And it didn't do well, yeah. But it was very funny because you would get like a load of like, you got Russell Brand an episode, you got Frankie Boyle, David Mitchell, and it'd be like, you know, kind of like a Larry Sanders. You get like a funny bit of them on the show and in the behind the scenes. Yeah. So you would get a lot of like, obviously it's scripted, but like stuff on the panel show they're doing. Yeah, yeah.

Where it's like, now did they write this Russell Brand or they let him go wild a bit now? Same with Frankie Boyle and David Mitchell. Like, they're doing a very good impression of what they do under panel shows. Yeah, yeah. You know, David Mitchell's been like, oh, well, you know, I can't do it. I haven't checked. I haven't even heard of that, but it's sorry. Good luck, fine, pal.

Yeah. There was that. There was another show called Moving Wallpaper. and this was really interesting because what time were you? Go along, fuck out. I just want to get this out on my system, all right? Because this is like therapy to me, you know?

The therapist is like, and your relationship with your father. Yeah, I'm glad you are. So Ben Miller was in Moving Wallpaper. So moving wallpaper is an ITV thing and it was pretty ambitious. The whole thing was it was six episodes, six, a hell of five fingers,

six episodes of a behind the scenes of a soap opera. And also six episodes of the soap opera. Oh, wow. So it's genuine, like, six operas of a real soap. And then behind the scenes of Ben Miller is, like, the head writer of this. Wow. And the whole thing is, like, there'd be weird things in the episodes, like continuity error. Yeah.

And then the behind the scenes, they followed that, behind the scenes show. Yeah, yeah. And it'd be, like, them, like, what caused that continuity error? Or, like, they have to recast someone in the show. You know, it was called Echo Beach. So Echo Beach, the soap opera, I think, or something Beach. moving wallpaper was the show. A lot of these kinds of shows, like the

concepts were quite ambitious, you know, they were kind of trying to think outside the box, and maybe they didn't play too well on like, you know, terrestrial television. But I think like they would, if they came on... Well, they had money for TV back then. Yeah. But if they showed up on streaming services

now, I think they would like, you know, they would do well numbers wise. Yeah, you definitely something now. But again, that show, like, you go on Amazon, not Amazon say you go on YouTube it is like there's three clips and I still record it under Nokia

Yeah yeah in 2009 Like the fucking Blair Witch project And the DVD is only the Australian version It's like what the fuck who the I'm not not desperate enough I need my Ben Miller fix Yeah well

There you go Same way actually One last thing all right Armstrong and Miller Sketch show Yeah so they had a BBC sketch show you might have seen took clips of it, right?

Pretty funny. But before that, they had one on Comedy Central, which is kind of hard to find. And I'll tell you now, there is a recurring sketch to do called the naked vets.

Okay. And the whole thing is, it's just very, kind of weird. It's like, it's cable TV, fuck it, all right? Yeah, yeah.

The whole joke is they're just naked vets, all right? And they have a girl, Sarah Alexander, where tits out and her pussy and all that. Oh, really?

Yeah, yeah. But the whole joke is, do the whole thing be like, you know, he stands up to the kettle in the way of his penis, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the last joke would be like, they're like, oh, great stuff.

So there's a whole five minutes of like all this creative stuff like the kettle's front of his penis. Hiding the genitals. Yeah, and then like, you know, someone moves a cup where he's walking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The very last joke, he just moves a kettle

to see his cock. Right. That'd be it, yeah. Armstrong or Miller? Boat. But now, when I want to see Ben Miller's cock, I got to go on the dark web. Yeah.

It should be on, why isn't it on Netflix? You're right. Yeah, arm, you know, And I want to see, Armstrong's fucking... What else is strong? Size of an arm, you know? Right. Turn arm.

Nice. Nice. I know. It's pretty flaccid, actually. Oh, wow. Yeah, they wouldn't want to make you feel bad, you know? Yeah, they'd probably see... They probably CGI did it smaller.

Correct. That's, uh, yeah. That's what happened in my cock. Someone's CGI did smaller. Uh-huh. Uh, and that's why women are confused by it. Yeah, yeah. It's why I pulled down my penis and it's just that little, you know, loading circle, you know?

Give it a second Don't worry A paper clip pops up Do you need help It's the size of a paper clip Come on Say what I got too excited there James

To be honest That's good I didn't let you talk He's don't see he said a word The whole episode Oh no I think I said A few too many words Some problematic words

But it's good to get it out of my system Yeah It's weird how like I'm like I gotta talk about moving wallpaper Oh yeah I show it I watch once on YouTube before it got taken down

I've never heard of I don't think anyone's ever heard of it even Ben Miller's like what the fuck you're talking about I was on a lot of coke back then that's why my dick looks so small yeah

yeah so basically that's it we don't really have a big ending guys an anti-climax as always well yeah what are we going to do next week I am going to read more of Leo Varadker's book

okay I'm going to read more of Intermezzo the Sally Rooney book I keep informed on that Alright? This is like how you should I read literature for you. Yeah.

Yeah. Do you want me read anything else? The Quran. Satanic verses in the Quran. Yeah, we'll do a best of. Epic rap battles of history. It's like celebrity death badge, you know?