Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 27 : The Jeffrey Epstein Spectacular

Episode Date: September 3, 2019

NON STOP JEFFREY EPSTEIN TALK SO YOU BETTER GET OUT THE WAY BITCH.

Hey, pito jar ready Petal jar at the ready You know what that sound means, kids Petophile talk Woo! My favorite part of the day is pedophile talk It's the only thing that gets me out of bed in the morning I think

I'm not even in the morning It's usually late afternoon It is, yeah, I think me and you both like We're not go-getters No, definitely not Yeah, if we were left to own devices It'd be like up at two I think, yeah

This podcast shows that we're not really thinking of our career in down the line terms we're more instant gratification and total regret we are the sneaky we are the sneaky wank of podcasts you know like when you wank at work and you feel ashamed

oh I don't feel ashamed don't you work from home I work on my dad ah okay that makes sense I'm a big boy I think it's a great opening though that the PO jar just every episode just every episode

might as well because we were talking we're looking at some music team i haven't decided on some music teams yeah yeah uh who did the music my friend shane shane mckenna good friend musician tell him i liked it i'm not i haven't decided um but he listens to the show so well i liked it yeah we haven't decided on what yeah i'm not even sure with the tone or the pot some of it was this you know what if the music's too good to start and it's just a slow decline it's gonna really throw off the listeners because they're getting into a he's a good drums

You're a paedophile, he's a paedophile, everyone's a paedophile. Clinton, Trump, they're all paedophiles. They're like, oh, please put the drums back. Lizard paedophiles, did we mention that? That's ridiculous. Oh, I know, absurd, absurd. But we're going down in the rabbit hole with this episode. This episode is going to be, especially about the whole Jeffrey Epstein saga.

Yeah, I don't think we need to explain it. No, I'll tell you, if you don't know who that is, just give a quick Google, be in the loop, kind of and then we'll fill you in on the niche gritty and then you can play along with us the geoffrey epstein drinking game every time he oh it's a plane not train oh yes his plan well where do we begin this um well first of all i want to say that i've wanted to talk about epstein for ages i've been in america yeah yeah yeah because it was getting so good we missed the juicy part yeah yeah the like because stuff of him all being in prison and then him them attempting to kill him or him like getting injured in prison

and then like he week there he got killed in prison we missed all that yeah yeah and we were because we had talked about him briefly in previous episodes so we were aware of him so while it was all unfolding myself and brian were just like oh my god this is crazy and then he just ends up dead which is kind of like this it's an anti-clamax in a way it's kind of the only way it could have ended for him though he he was connected to way too many powerful people it was such the stereotypical doorway of ending

I wish something exciting had happened where he just escaped and there's like a big shootout or something yeah

and he's on his plane again and it's like he's like he's like he's like he'd come any closer when I fuck this kid and like

no it's like the cops him to trip the wire because they tripped the wire the penis goes in oh Jesus but no it's just like

he hung himself just hug himself or did he? What do you think well well people think like he was killed yeah there's a big because he was connected to the three big ones are prince andrew so you got the royal family coming after you donald trump who's president of the united states he got his the right after you and then the clinton's so you got the left after you so all the big dogs were coming after because all the big dogs all the lots of famous people uh were on his private

plane his pedophile plane it's it was literally nicknamed the Lolita Express Yeah, which if you haven't read Lolita, very sexy book Yes, Vladimir Novakoff You impressed, I am Didn't even have to Google that You Google that

No, I actually, I didn't read the book But I watched, because there's two adaptations of it, adaptations Okay And I watched the second one with Jeremy Irons And you wouldn't believe Not only how gratuitous it is With the sex stuff, but there's actually

elements of really dark humour Throughout the whole thing Well in the book as well Yeah, I know, but they stuck, you know, very closely to it but uh yeah it was actually very good jeremy irons plays a top notch well jeremy orange was not on the plane no he wasn't i'll kill anyone and says otherwise yeah yeah that's a threat that's a direct threat right right boom direct threat so epstein was connected with loads of famous people bill clinton flew his plane they're all they're all in the flight logs

yeah yeah think about this so epstein had a pedophile island yes pito island he couldn't even wait to get to the islands he had to like he had to bring them on to the plane yeah that's like if you're taking a bus to an orgy and you start wanking the punts because you're so excited and you invite all your friends as well

by the time he got to pitiful island would he not have been worn out he's just like I just want a salero and watch some murder she wrote yeah so um basically I didn't really really need to pull a story

so he got arrested for this ages ago like 2004 or something and then he paid a fine yeah and walked because if you're rich you can do that you can do that he did end up on the sex if registered sex offenders list but that didn't stop him he still he's like oh no I'm on a sex offenders list oh where in one state oh goodbye yeah yeah I'm off to my island yeah so after he was arrested so people know he legally he's a pedophile yeah he's been registers I can legally call him

yeah yeah after that people are still hanging out with him especially Prince Andrew Prince Andrew Bill Clinton

yeah they're all still hanging out with yeah yeah yeah and no one so far being able give a good excuse to like

why were you like I think Prince Andrew was like oh well I didn't know seemed like good bloke to me seem like a radical chap

absolutely a beautiful plane yes no yeah yeah Prince Andrews really likes plane oh you know Prince Andrew, and I will say it, he probably

did fuck some kids. Probably, yeah. But, like, that's still not the worst thing the royal family's done. No, no. 100% not. He didn't, you know, compared to, like, you know, what his dad did. Yeah, yeah. To, uh, you know, he probably went off some foreign

countries with a gun. Yeah, and shot some people. Oh, 100%. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Hunting for sport. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I don't know. I don't, I wouldn't want to downplay the nonce element obviously we're going on record now to say pedoism is bad peduism isn't a word well fstein taught differently

oh epstein taught it was a a part of nature to have sex with young children he had some very strange just pedophiles and weird ideas he did yeah so he was like taught like our culture something wrong with our culture because we won't we can't have sex with underage children okay yeah which is we're in the wrong okay well society's in the wrong according to him okay but he is all Also, he was also really big into science. Yeah, I've heard this. And this happens to a lot of rich people.

They're all big into, like, eugenics and, like, surviving onto the... And, like, get it, like, killing off half the population and stuff like that. And what is it? Transhumanization, where you implement science and technology into human anatomy, basically. He wanted, like, start a super race. Yeah, yeah. He frees his penis and, like, start a new race. And it's kind of like...

He froze his seamen. He wanted, like, a race of Epstein. I think it's a situation where like when you're really rich you're only hanging out with like rich people. Other billionaires. So then like you see a working class person and they're like oh you see the footie last night

and then you're like oh we need to wipe out half population it's kind of like when you're in the gaff and you see a little mouse run across the carpet you're like call the exterminated at once. Yeah because that's exactly that's how they feel about us and it's more than 50% I'd say like

They just want to get rid of nearly everyone apart from, like, the people on the flight logs. Yeah. That's the issue. The people they know are cool. Yeah, and probably get rid of Chris Tucker as well. Yeah, that's sad that Chris Tucker was on the plane. Interestingly enough, he became a born-again Christian directly after that. Because he realized how great life was.

He was like, the fact that I can fuck these kids in the sky proves there is a God. Praise Jesus. Love praise his name in the bad he goes. it down yeah yeah well i did i just did that voice yeah and it's going to keep happening that's recorded yeah it's your fault you're listening you ticked on my face you enable me that's what you do listeners enable me you come like salivating dogs looking filth and then turn your nose up at the smell how dare you all sorry that's you in court you can't handle the room yeah go on so um you wanted a super race

yeah he won a super race and that was like his weird ideas and he kept going for ages despite the fact he was a known pedophile people hung out with him yeah yeah people liked him like you see all these pictures then they're proper like on thumbs up thumbs up yeah like they're having the best time ever and it's interesting seeing the media response because for ages if you were into the epstein i say conspiracy with quotes yeah yeah then you were seeing as like a crazy that's true right kind of kind of guy yeah yeah like oh you're you're into like that and that you believe like uh Jeffrey Epstein and like your rack war being bad you're like well that's not even a conspiracy that's just a emotion

not even like the rack war was done for Ireland it was bad it was definitely bad yeah but like you crazy conspiracy weirdo just watch Love Island and shut up yeah that's the way they are okay yeah but now because it's confirmed it's completely confirmed it's undeniable you see see people on both sides dial bickering where it's like one side will say like hey trump was on the plane so he was a pedophile yeah yeah got you gotcha and then your side well clinton was on it got yeah yeah so what do they do but like it's like yeah even stevens yeah so it's like math it can't it like math it can't and then clinton and trump equals mc pto go on Clinton Trump's like

I guess yeah But it's kind of like It's crazy Yeah they're both They're both Yeah so it's like Neither of them wants to admit it Because the worst they make

The other side look The worst their side looks Just by But the thing is In Britain Prince Andrew is just on his own Yeah So everyone's just like

Your appeal And yeah Everyone's like He's a bloody nunts mate Oh fucking new in the old child Nunts Yeah I think this is

This case won't go away for him No Other cases With the Royal family have You know when he remember when they killed diana oh i remember i was there remember he confessed and everything i couldn't help myself she was a bloody commoner yeah yeah she was dating a fucking she was gonna have its baby yeah uh but no like but i think they're because prince andrew has been long seen as the dud

like he's the dud of the family he's the embarrassment no one likes him no one likes him no one like not even the royal family likes it yeah i can tell you the queen's like a queen i almost bet might be a little bit like just he's putting out the pasture. Yeah, pretty much. He's too much trouble on his worth. I wouldn't be surprised if maybe Prince Andrews starts feeling a little depressed and goes for another two gunshot to the back of the head suicide. Remember that guy who's a scientist for Iraq War?

Yeah, yeah. What was his name? It was like, David, Kelly or David Kelly? David Kelly. David Kelly, yeah. Frank Kelly is father of Jack. Frank, Vic, the Iraq War was a war. Tony Blair's a war coming

A feckin arse, girl! Sorry, go on. It'd be funny if Andrew went to the exact same spot and did the exact same thing. They're like, wow, what a coincidence? I guess it's a popular suicide spot. He went jogging and slid his wrist.

What was it? He had slit wrists, but also like asphyxiation? Yeah, and a bull in the back of the head. Was there a bullet, yeah? No, I'm joking. Oh, yeah, and he had a note to say that I wasn't murdered. Oh, Jesus. So, yeah, Prince Andrews,

I think you're right about that. I think they are sort of putting them out to pasture, distinancing themselves. Remember they had the uncle that was a Nazi? Yeah. Like, they've had bad apples. Nazis are bad apples. They are.

In the family before and just kind of like, send them off to somewhere and like... Yeah, just off to the missionaries, you know? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I think suicide would be too obvious this stage. I definitely... Well, if it's a car crash in France,

they're definitely going to raise some eyebrows. Same spot? The same driver? Yeah. The driver's like, I guess I guess. Foked up again, guys. So, anyway, what was it? So, yeah, people knew Epstein was a bad egg,

but then he got arrested again. Yeah. Because the Me Too movement, no, that more women started getting yappy. Wow. Yeah, okay. Well, I can say this. Oh, can you?

You just said it. Yeah, but I'm supporting. No, yeah, of course. That's what Epstein would say. Yeah, yeah. That's what he would think. Yeah, yeah, okay. So, like, Epstein goes to prison again.

Yeah, yeah. And the joke everyone's making, he's not going to make it out of prison. Yeah. Everyone's making it. That was literally the big joke, yeah, yeah, yeah. So then, let's say after a little while, Epstein gets attacked. Yeah. In prison.

And now I thought it might have been a little scuffle and people are, and like, some people are jumping on the bell going like, okay, he's probably going to die from his injuries. Yeah, yeah. And he didn't. And I was like, oh, okay, because in my head, it's so obvious. It's too obvious, yeah. It's not going to happen. It's not going to happen. It's not going to happen.

I bet everything I have, it's not going to have it. happen ring ring hello oh what he did what mary get the accountant on the phone yeah yeah um who's mary that's your fictional life as you bet all your money away i bet she's hot she's got big old tis she doesn't have any scabs but she does like get to suck you off in a cemetery

well oh say can you see um so anyway but then he gets killed Yes. He hangs himself. He hangs himself. He was on suicide watch. He gets injured. They take him off suicide watch and he gets injured again. But this time he dies. And he had a broken neck and all the cameras. He had like broken neck and other like signs of struggle. None of the cameras worked. Like there's no logs of who came in. Like there's so much fishy shit going on. And you know about his roommate? No. Now the roommate wasn't in the cell at the time, but who the fuck knows anything. yeah yeah but the guy might say ruin me i mean the guy who's yeah it wasn't like it wasn't like it wasn't it's not an episode of friends you know hey how you doing ah no sorry but like the guy who was like sharing a cell with him was a cop who got arrested killing gangster or something like that and burying them in his own

backyard holy shit a corrupt cop who was literally killing people for money and was burying people in not like a different backyard in his own yard oh my god so he's like gangsters make the best fertilizer and it's daffodil season go on that's like some Jim Cagney was this is here

hey see melon head yeah see that would be cool to get a Tommy gun he said that get rid from daffodils baby so is anybody looking into this cop then this guy no he was a waste time apparently but some people are like so immediately where were you i was out at the shops yeah i was a prison i was killing more people than burying in my backyard now story checks out so now um so immediately people like this is fake yeah this is fake this is fake some people think he

faked his death i don't think the paedophile he cares so much to fake his death too much effort yeah plus he's like the most famous person in the world where could he go like yeah uh now they show the picture of his dead body being wheeled out which I feel like they must have leaked down purpose so people would believe it was... Believe, yeah, yeah. But then even people were saying, hey, that's not his real body. Look at these

head measurements and stuff like there was actual... Like, firmology. Phrenology, but just saying that his nose was different. Look at his head measurements. He's black. And his cranium isn't as good as the white race. But yeah,

so people weren't even believing that that was his actual body now that's a bit extreme so then immediately some of the satirists of the day are like boom on look at all these white i mean trump was even saying like to see it fishy he tweeted like hashtag clinton body kind oh he actually yeah he tweeted that so yeah the big theory like a lot of people think it was it clinton's i think it was like a thing of like everyone's going to go down so someone did it someone did it yeah they probably all were in on it's like look some of this guy's got to go somewhere there's a group chat or like this lol yeah yeah yeah jk he's done and then like um clinton posts like a little emoji or like yeah yeah i know it's like

just like an obergene with some jiz yeah so it's like um epstein's dead and then hillary will post like some kind of like little gift of like a drag queen go like damn yeah you know something like something like that's what she's still trying to be popular yeah she's trying to like get in in the whole yeah i love how some people like really like do not think about bill at all in their head it's killer doing everything Yeah, yeah Almost like

He's a fucking Intenton, like the unwilling accomplice He's like I don't want to do it Hey man This bitch is crazy Okay, I gotta go long

She like forced him to rape Those women Back in the day Do it Oh no I'm sorry Like Alwynski She was like

You bear fucking Suck that dirt You better stick that cigar Or pussy Because I'm into it Oh yeah Jesus like she's this like crime lord yeah basically yeah so again people think it's a bad job a conspiracy it's yeah

that he got suicided is the popular term i like suicided it's it's very i mean i think it definitely applies in this situation but it's even people who aren't no like obviously there's the normal conspiracy theorist part of the world but even people that don't bother with conspiracies are like yeah this shit is there's something fishy going on here like you try Try not to be a conspiracy theorist In this day and age And it's so difficult Because like

You know the way Remember at Pizza Gate And that guy shot up The pizza parlor? Pizza parrower Because we thought they're all paedophiles Yeah Yeah

And we used to laugh at that I think you're crazy And then the more you read About Epstein You're like The only logical thing to do Is going shit up a pizza bar Is go to a supermax

Go to the Supermax Go to the Supermax In air square Are you listening? I just started screaming about Epstein Was that the megaphone Yeah yeah Attached you

I know what you did But it's so easy to go crazy Because there's so much stuff You're like This can't be real Oh it is real Oh it is real That's terrifying

The thing I read I was like Okay now I'm true looking glass And now I'm like buying a gun Is like An aiming it in one direction Is so William Barr It's like some kind of like He's up

I don't know the exact name I'm retired. He's like Attorney General. Okay. And even he was like, this seems a bit fishy. Yeah.

Okay. But his father, Donald Barr, hired Epstein as a math teacher back in the day. Oh. Now, Donald Barr writes fiction, but he wrote fiction books.

He's dead now. Okay. Now, one of his books was about a race of rich aliens that would capture people and do sexual things to him because they were bored.

Jesus Christ. Now you read that and tell me you don't want to kill. The subtext being that all rich, powerful people are pedos because they're bored. Yeah. Yeah. And I do think it's just boredom. It is. Like when you have access to literally everything you want all the time, like you can get bored of things pretty fucking quickly.

Then you want the forbidden fruit. Yeah. Which is a child's an ex. Not one of your five a day listeners. I'm not a nutritionalist, but I would not advise. Some people think it's like a ritual where they're like sacrifices to the devil or some owl. Like, you know the owl from the late age show? Yeah, the owl.

Gay Burns and Hildipani. Yeah. Well, the funny thing is there's no Irish celebrities. No, nobody, like, they're not going to let Pat Kenny or Ryan Tauberti into the Illuminati. Who are these pair of fucking dudmuffins? Who? Out of all the Irish people. Colin Farrell.

He could get him. Colin Farrell, he doesn't need... No, he doesn't need to, but I think he's, you know, famous enough. that he could if he wanted to I don't think Colin I think

it's more like old or uglier guys like like huh

this could take a while I like Richard Harris Dumbledore was in the Illuminati I could see that Henn in his robes

You're a wizard Harry Sir who are you Silence now Child To say that To some Fright and poor

Rican child Senior Dumbledort No please Oh no No I enjoy I'm ruined

I'm ruined That will ruin you Much worse You've said Yeah, that's true That's true I'm not a bad person I hear the things

He say off mic While he's secretly Have you been recording me though You can do whatever you want Man Grabbing by the pussy You know

Do whatever you want It's like Come on I'll have to grab fags With a pussy What? You heard me Yeah

I mean When you want to get in trouble In that situation Remember it was The guy He got fired Trump's president Yeah

well i forget the name of the guy you know they recorded acetylado tape oh right right the guy that recorded him no the guy who's doing the interview he was just basically going like wow ha ha ha ha ha ha he got fires he got fired yeah just by like going oh yeah like yeah but i don't know we're getting off topic well not really because trump is also involved well yeah trump really like has the energy to fuck a child i no i think he goes for like 20 year olds which is still gross but technically not illegal i can imagine he just gets in top and it's like He doesn't get on top. They get on top. He's the president of the free world, for God's sake. Then he falls onto the bed, and they get on top, and it's like, eh, eh, eh, and he, like, he kind of, like, coughs and it smells like chicken. Like a chicken. Yeah, yeah. And then, like, the girl, like, cries.

Yeah. Then he throws some money out and says, clean yourself up. That's good. Keep crying. That's the only thing that gets me hard. Yeah. The sex is for play for crying. Oh, God.

But, yeah, so it was the rich and power, like, I wonder, though, does some people, I wonder, like, they weren't on the list. And I wonder, like, what you have to do to get on in, what, like...

Like, how did he know you were cool? Because I'm just picturing myself, like, like, let's say a downless look pedophile. He's like, he's trying his best. I love, I love a underdog story. He's putting his name out there. And he's, like,

he's saying to Bill Gates and, again, again. on the plane is like maybe next year you know do you mention me to Epstein I forgot and he's like come on I want to do when his wife's like

you'll never make it you're a dirty bum you're a loser Charlie you're never going to molest any children this time next year I'm on little St James and like to him getting on the islands

like us do the laughter language yeah the exact same in every single conceivable way yes in more ways than way oh

but like yeah and the little thing we haven't been talking with a little set the island yeah yeah I've seen the pictures

I've seen the pictures of that like kind of temple looking thing but is his gaff yeah well I don't know if he lived there

I think he just kind of hung out there so it was like a man pad oh like a bachelor pad man cave but it was like an island the child cave oh Jesus

so like and people think it's more satanic and then people think he's connected to israel yeah see that's the thing it gets that's when it gets a little bit yeah it goes all down that you know it's a jewish conspiracy i do think he had connections with the masad okay the masad of connections everywhere that's their job yeah yeah yeah they're like CIA like they get into everything yeah yeah like um i know he had like a fake passport jeffrey epstein did oh sure yeah the other things but like I think a little bit, Massad, like, they'll go to people who are, like, really rich, and they were like, hey, you know, if you want to help us out, and then they get, like, Massad probably should have some secret money going to them.

Yeah, yeah. But they're not, like, agents and, like, he's not, Jeff Housin wasn't, like, James, like, Jewish James Bond or anything like that. Like, he wasn't, like, you know. Jewish James Bond, that would be interesting, like, Wadi Allen was James Bond. Yeah, I feel like a casino royale. Can I have a martini pizza? Oh, God.

Yeah. That's not a very good Willie Allen at all. No, he's done better. I have done better So that's when it gets a little bit nasty I think with the conspiracies Yeah it gets very Because then it's Jewish conspiracy

And then before you know it It's lizard people And you're like, okay It is Tuesday afternoon I need to go watch some Cornetian street The thing is like You'll get to that stage you're reading With lizard people

Yeah Yeah And you'll be like Hmm But then you hear the birds outside And you're like Oh it's the morning What happened in my life

And like you see all these texts From like this girl Who like you liked on Tinder if we haven't responded to her in ages and now she's never going to talk to you again and you're like, it was a littered people. Oh, God.

Oh, I don't know. But like, now that he's dead, how much more are we going to hear about it? A lot more. Is it all going to go away? Well, the Clinton and that, it will go away. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

But are people, like, going to be called into account? Like, what's going to happen to Andrew and the Clintons and Trump? like they all seem to be like there's articles but like you know nothing's really happening in terms of legal because i think people want it now yeah where people kind of wanted a situation where like epstein gets arrested and a day later it's like okay i'll tell you everything yeah yeah or like oh the liar's a thing where he gets him angry and then like okay i'll tell you everything he did it and he did it and he did it

and we loved it you know yeah and then like um the next day Hillary's in handcuffs. It's like a public hanging. It's like the Clintons Trump and the Prince Andrew just all one by one. And they all get home and there's like these people who've been conspiracies for years are like, yeah, and you're like... Throwing vegetables at them.

They're like, yeah, for like a few minutes and like, oh what now? I've got everything. I've got everything. You know the only thing worse than getting what you want? No, it's the only thing worse than not getting what you want? No. Go on. Is Hillary Clinton getting hung.

Oh, okay. Sorry, I just opied you there. For crimes. I don't even know. I did actually fuck it up. Yeah. Well, how is it work?

The only thing... It's like... Worst and not getting what you want. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's getting arrested for child porn. It's getting what you want. Basically, that the thing you are striving for will not fulfill you and your problems

are all internal and it starts and ends with you. Doesn't matter what you get. Exactly. We'll never be happy, Brian. But I've accepted that long ago. You've heard it here first. I feel like we've said this in the podcast. Do we seem like having...

Happy people. Multiple of the times you've said, like, it's all useless. It's all, Jesus Christ. But, yeah, you know, you got to look at it all from the bigger picture. It's all one big cosmic joke, you know. Except for the Pito's, that's pretty great. That's the only thing keeping us going is right there. But, like, also, another thing you have to be a bit worried about is the more research you do on it,

the more you're like, I've Googled the word pedophile quite a lot. And you've said the word pedophile quite a lot on the show, and you're kind of worried the more research you do the more kind of rabbit holes you go down you're just on a watch list you can't even tell it didn't like that's what happened

to like you're what to think of it yeah you know the first two seasons that a guy in it and then he disappeared after season three yeah yeah you know why he disappeared

no he was doing research wink wing he was doing research for a character who was a peeping tom okay so to do research

he paid for child porn oh my god and this is during the time, it's the same time as the Pete Townsend crack down. Yeah. Or like the UK police were really cracking down the hole. Because back then you literally put in your credit card information. You know, you put in like your numbers.

They turn around to the back for the three digit code and you press and go and you get your child porn. That's insane. Yeah. So in the police crack down it, which, you know, you can debate if that's good or bad. I spit on me. You did spit on me, but it's okay. But you're into that. I'm into that.

Yeah, yeah. So the police cop. my credit card information the police yeah the police caught him and his excuse was like oh just doing research we're like you're doing a lot of research and it's kind of sad because i think a little part of me again same with p townson the first thing what do you do when you get caught with charles porn yeah like wipe the heart drive say where you're molested oh okay yeah say it's same same thing i was molested i was doing research so p tonson says he was molested yeah oh okay so like i was doing and I felt a catartic

to watch those children be brutalized Jesus he didn't say it like that did he? No, he said it more of sing-songy way away talking about

my generation he said a stuttery a child porn yeah so it's saying Chris Langham it's kind of sad I can't believe him

a little bit more but it's funny because he was writing it with Paul Whitehouse the sitcom he was working at the time and they asked Paul Whitehouse about and he was like

what character are you talking about oh are you serious yeah yeah he was like the peeping tom character like he wasn't what I don't know what you're talking about oh my god which might be Paul White with being bicks ever yeah distance yourself like that's a pretty cruel thing to do oh what was you're supposed to do

jump on her bus and be like no but just like admit like if the character did exist and we're writing it together he shouldn't go there's no character he's a nuns hang him now well when you get caught James

I will stand with you oh that'll ever happen you trust me on that they ain't getting this old road dog let me tell you got all these plans you've got secret tunnels from here all the way to St. James

why do you think it's called that oh yeah oh that's a good little twist there you go I am the puppet master behind the Jeffrey yeah you were you were telling Jeffrey

did Jeffrey didn't want to do that no he didn't I made him do it and Jeffie's like do I have to call the Leila Express yes isn't that little on the nose nose no yeah I admittedly I am a bit of a hack yeah Lolita Express was a little bit too on the nose I mean I'm not a paedophile let me just clarify that so now just to finish up on Chris Langham who's the guy from Tickabet okay so he's basically now work since then it's like I think he's becoming an alcoholic now I do remember there was a show called shrink rap

oh yeah that was hosted by Billy Conley's wife fucking hot one wife yeah and she's a psychiatrist so and he was featured on an episode and he cries and he cries and robin williams is another one and was a great episode but yeah that chris langham one was very good i've looked for that everywhere i cannot find it shrinkrab i'd really love to was it channel four i think it was australian tv was it yeah i think it was damn it was because it was a very good and stephen fry's episode is very good yeah it's a therapist she does a lot of um stuff in the guardian uh she's an advice column on the guardian yeah yeah but the advice column it's kind of a samey because it's all these kind of steamy questions

like I want to fuck my dad or like you know really yeah it's like I've been having these weird thoughts about like killing my sister and having sex or a dead corpse and then like Pamela Billy Connie's wife all it's like well sexuality is natural

it's not to be ashamed don't feel ashamed it's only don't act with these urges and it's consensual it's all good but it's like copy and paste the exact same answer every time even if it's like you know maybe I can do with sex it's like you know I've got a bus full of kids

I'm going to set it on fire sex is natural I don't feel ashamed as long as it's consensual it blew up those kids so the new player so the thing is like it's almost like we've been robbed

of a scene from a movie because we wanted a bit of like them on a trial and the women going like it was him and the scene going like no no but now he's dead he's dead we've moved on to the new kid you know jazelle maxwell oh yes

yes she was she was on the side yeah well what what was her professional like she is publisher kitty pimp publicist well yeah that's what she was doing she was like basically luring young girls and growing them and like yes but more than that like some of the allegations like her she was proper like grabbing their tits and me like come on are you serious she was getting in on it yeah yeah and trying to get and tracems and being like oh my god so what's side the bread is your butter on? You'd be like, what? Don't you mean what side the butter is your bread on?

Or what side is the bread on your butter? What are you talking about? Just suck us cock! Yeah, yeah. Dumb bitch. But yeah, so she's in hiding right now. No one knows where she is. Yeah, yeah.

Do you know, do you hear what thing with the pictures? Yes, that, that picture of her in the fast food shop was Photoshop. It was Photoshop. Yeah, yeah. And they put in a fake poster in the background for good boys. Just throw the people off the scent? Or just promote good boys. It looks like a hilarious.

movie that is a bold marketing strategy set rogan came out and said that's how he did it i would be like i was really fucking high i don't know why i agreed to that would that would that be great if you just start putting in like advertisements and like scenes like that or like um say if you vote you don't think um let's see a good thing now let's say if there was like a suicide bomb in like uh syria or something like yeah and it blows up and there's a picture of scene and you're looking at it's like what's that in the background and it's a it's a ad for like i don't know like 13 reasons why 30 reasons why or something like that oh no more for that like if it's a kid committed suicide and yeah yeah and they release her snuff video and it's a

post for in the background something like that's it but so she's kind of on the run right she's in hiding yeah yeah and so we're looking after her but you know what story with her is her father was robert max yeah i know about robert robert maxwell do you i do yeah he was like he owned a lot of uh he owned like the mirror the mirror yeah he owned like a really like huge publications like nation like in england and it was it wasn't like the daily mail or one of them i think it's the mirror shitter ones yeah yeah yeah i tell you what because of the mirror group was the pension fund they stole from that's right yeah yeah yeah did you watch the bbc drama no i'd recommend it yeah it's a good i mean it's like it's a bbc

gay drama and it's like okay this is that BBC lady yeah yeah yeah it's like I say gay a lot

now because I've been hanging out with like homophobic people okay no it's a perfectly valid excuse yeah yeah make sure you tell gay people that

when you see I'm not gonna change that's that but it's just some I got you know it's just some dumb like thing but like the guy who plays

um Rob Max himself really elevates it really yeah yeah who plays oh some fucking uh

It's the guy who pays Hercule Perot. Oh, okay. In Agatha Christie's Piero, pari-o, period. Yeah. Period. I used to say parrot. Herchial parrot. Wait, what was the, uh, when were you told that thing?

Because you have dyslexia? Yeah. I thought Philadelphia was Philippia. Yeah, yeah. I used to think it was like, it was a mixture. So I thought it was like some kind of clever things like, oh, it's like half pedophile. Half Philadelphia, half pedophilia? I thought it was like Philophopedia or something.

philipidia philipidia or something like that i i just didn't understand it at all tom hanks got AIDS from a kid he was molesting it was a great movie that's homophobic yeah why is that homophobic because you molesting kids yeah if that's that homophobic it's just wrong well gay guys don't do that some of them do i'm sure not all but i'm sure some well interestingly enough this is really good for gays because all people in that flight straight all straight yeah yeah and it was all teenage girls all around the 13, 14, 15 boring

double digits I'm sure it's younger it's funny like the girl's pretty sure they were teenagers like because he he literally like got your one to like go to high schools and like he'd have a girl that he had groomed and then

he would use her a fellow teenager to recruit girls from her high school so it was all like the younger high school. So she was going up to kids and like, have you heard about this cool new chain called Getting Raped? I mean, I don't know how she sold it. Yeah, yeah. Hey, do you guys like Lolita? And they're like, what? Yeah, do you like private jets with old men touching you? Yeah. No. Well, basically, because it all started off with massages. Yeah. That's how he's like,

I'm going to pay you a lot of money to massage me. Matt grinding. Yeah. That's true. And you know what? People going after i don't think even mac groin he was just like okay it's a kid yeah basically a friend on doesn't know mac groaning creator of the simpsons was on the plane the lowlyte express and uh this is a woman came out and said this when she was a teenager

yeah and she had to massage his feet and stuff said they were so disgusting and unwashed that like she nearly got sick well i like maybe in mac runny's defense he didn't know how old that girl was he might thought oh this like young one to where my feet effie's a bit weird don't want to say no

Yeah, maybe he thought it was some kind of weird cultural thing that Epstein picked up on his travels. Yeah, and he's like, I don't want to be rude. I know, we're kind of getting very close into the defending Jeffrey Epstein. Well, I will say sometimes it's hard to tell. Sometimes when you're grooming high school girls, it's hard to tell if they're getting a lot of mixed signals. It's hard to tell if they're of age or not. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah um well i don't know i don't what to say i don't what to say oh like it's just it's still

unfolding you know that's the thing there's going to be another big uh shot twist ending i'm sure i don't think they will that's the thing i think this is going to be the last word about it thinking of all fizzolive i think this podcast would the last thing anyone says we are bringing the truth to the people and after that it's just going to be like we will not rest but you know the way, and this sounds bad, but you know the way, like, there's a little bit of distance we put with, like, famous people back in the day where, like, we hear about, like, oh, let's say boy slept with a 15 year old. Like, there's that, remember that girl, I forget her name, but she was, like, groupie, and she, like, slept with all the big British names back in the day.

Yeah. Yeah. And then we kind of a little bit of, like, oh, well, it was a different time. Yeah, yeah. I think, unfortunately, I think that's what's going to happen in this situation. We're like, a lot of people. This is, like, 2003. I mean, Tyson 3 wasn't that much of a different time. I think there's going to be, like, people are kind of like, just like, oh, I don't, I like Bill. Yeah, yeah. Other thing on the other side, oh, but Donald Trump's so great.

He probably just didn't know. Yeah, pretty much. I mean, like, they look old enough. I don't know, but I like him so much. Yeah, I don't know. They'll just be willing to just ignore. But that's thing, no one likes Prince Andrew, so that's why he's fucked. Everyone else, they like Chris Tucker?

everyone who doesn't like christbuckering hilarious they like every one of those people on the thing except for geoffrey and and andrew yeah yeah and you know what happened to one look was going to happen another yeah prince andrew now that is very interesting because the queen the royal family do not seem to be backing him up at all he's really been left hung out to drive alan oh durshowitz that's another one erciwitz that's epstein's lawyer he was the lawyer deershowitz prides himself on defending the worst of the worst like oj a lot of people kill women so that kind of gives you an idea of like where he's like you know did you kill a woman I'm on your team you know but I did it I didn't hear that so like Dershowitz very famous for

like being conservative for being a right old prickly prick stick in the mud yeah a big Trump supporter just a general all around not bad guy just an asshole so now he has been on TV now defending himself what's he even saying he's been been digging a big hole for himself where he's like been saying stuff like yes the girl massage me and yes she was young but I was in I was wearing shorts at the time

and you're like okay still not good like yeah yeah yeah it's like weird and creepy and he's saying things like I've never slept with a woman apart from my wife and like really because you were on that plane quite a lot yeah yeah plus he's like one most famous lawyers in the world so I'd say

I'd know I hope we get a lot of people killing themselves that's always the best I think that really would like if you know what to say if one person killed themselves is a tragedy for a lot of people

kill themselves justice justice so like it would be like we need an ending is this and it won't be an ending well I suppose technically you could argue that him dying is the ending you know

like that's you know some may see it as anti-climactic but it depends if you look the further you look into the death the more suspicious it is, then, yeah, people want the truth. I really want to meet these,

because people always, you know, these really bad people, they're always like, he was so charismatic though. Yeah. Let's say with the F team, like, oh, he was such a fun guy to hang around with it.

Yeah, yeah. You know, like, really? Or it's just that, like, you're just, do you just want to fuck him? And you're looking for an excuse. And, like, if, if you're so easy, persuaded to be like, well, I didn't want to fuck a 17-year-old girl.

Let's know, it's not a good example. come on guys ah come on yeah yeah but if it's like you know she was 14 I knew it but he was so charismatic I decided to do it

it's like nah you're looking for any excuse yeah it's fucked up crazy crazy times I don't know the problem now is that I filled my head

with so much of this information yeah yeah and what am I supposed to do with it what are you meant to do with it like I could legitimately write an essay right now about it look at all these notes I have I've written so many notes

about Jeffrey scene and like it goes to nothing yeah that's it but it's just like that's kind of what every conspiracy theory that's how it all ends with you just with a whole lot of information that you can barely contextualize or put into it like a perspective and you're just sort of left with a big jumbled mess and you're all paranoid and you're afraid of wank in front of your computer in case they're watching you because they're definitely watching you so yeah that's where we're at i'm trying to think of something like a positive to say okay yeah yeah yeah because we can't end it like yeah i mean we kind of like say all you say about epstein but like oh

what could we end it on we yeah what can we end this on what are we at here 45 minutes yeah yeah yeah like we can't jump in another subject now we can't be like we can't be talking epstein for like 40 minutes anyway it's not with brex it's crazy well it kind of is isn't it yeah but like we're not going now yeah yeah yeah yeah um the rate of the sterling has dropped considerably um is that connected to xeathe possibly we can't say that it's not yeah that's mad that's that is literally the response like uh when i tell irish people is like jesus that's mad that pedophile ring jesus sure you wouldn't get that around here i'm like are you sure oh yeah there's no really really

real big i suppose it was catholic church yeah i was doing a bit of research of irish pedophiles yeah just this guy called brain curtain he's interesting he's a judge he was a judge yeah i sent to the case he was a judge and they got caught with child porn on his computer but his whole thing was like apparently he had a warrant to search his computer yeah but let's say like it ended on the 11th but they searched on the night of the 11th right he was like technically it was the 12th oh because they went past midnight yeah yeah so that was like his thing and they were like yeah but you've got child porn and he was like yeah well fuck off and did he he got off he got off yeah he's a judge and he had to step down but even that he was like he just isn't fear he still got his pension and all oh yeah

yeah yeah yeah scum fucking scum it's crazy but like i mean it's just such an open secret harvey Weinstein Jimmy Saville Bill Cosby It's just so It seems so tolerated Bill wasn't on it No but I just mean in general Like you know

They are all people who were serial abusers And it was common knowledge It was an open secret And it was just tolerated and ignored I'd like to go on They wanted Bill Cosby to get on the plane Yeah But like Geoffrey went over to his house

And Bill gave him a drink and a bit of like he got his own medicine practice what you preach sir I think we should end it yeah I think we should end it there alright yeah so it's been it's been an emotional journey I'm glad I finally got this stuff

out of my head because I've been thinking about and making notes about it just kind of like just just in the middle of the day writing the word Epstein over and over again all Epstein and no playin mix Brian a dumb boy

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