Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 270 : Guardian Angels of Finglas

Episode Date: October 26, 2025

Respect to Burt Ward...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Well, I tell you, it looks like Katrin Connolly is going to win the Irish presidential election. She was on breaking points there. With Crystal and Sager? Yeah, they weren't on that episode. Oh. They left of disgust. Right, okay. Yeah, so it's that other guy, you know, that white guy?
Starting point is 00:00:19 Nah. Okay, right. He refused to acknowledge him. Yeah, I genuinely have no idea who it is. Ryan Grimm is his name. Okay. Yeah, yeah. So, but they've also, it looks like also, man.
Starting point is 00:00:30 Dandy is going to win. Is it Mondani? Who's that? The New York collection. Oh, sorry. Wait, is that Zoron? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's him.
Starting point is 00:00:41 He's going to win it. It looks like Cuomo is going to come third. Okay. That's how low he is. It looks like, again, I don't want to predict it now, but it looks like Zoron's number one, then Curtis Sewa. The Guardian Angel? Yeah, and then Cuomo.
Starting point is 00:00:55 Man, that Guardian Angel guy rules. He's very fun. Yeah, yeah. I want to be like him when I grow up. That's so cool. We need some guardian angels in Dublin. Right, okay. You know the way there's all this...
Starting point is 00:01:06 With the beret and everything? That would strike fear into their hearts. Yeah. All the yuck bros on their scooters. You're going with your suspenders and your, you know, your beret. It's like, well, well, well, what have we got here? Some trouble makers, huh? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:24 Yeah, that would strike fear because they're a cowardly lot, those yuck bros. Yeah, yeah. Oh shit. It's Brian. Jesus. What? Wrapping balls. Who's going to take me on first?
Starting point is 00:01:38 Yeah. And they send to some big guy, like, I'll take him. He's going to be no match for, oh. Yeah. It's going to be two hits, Bubba. Me hitting you and you hitting the ground, bitch. Pussies to the pavement, motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:01:53 Yeah, you would really. You'd rule an iron fist. And they'd respect you so much, dude. my fantasy world. Yeah, yeah. And then, for some reason, all of the sexy Latinas, like, oh, Jesus me,
Starting point is 00:02:06 but I are you so sexy. Oh, Papi, let me suck on your penis. Oh, big gringo penis. No time. Sorry, babe. I belong to the streets. I've got a city to protect. Let her go.
Starting point is 00:02:20 You score. I'm talking like bat, bad. Oh, you up pros, better show me some respect. A little yop bro with a cat out of a ghost jacket Well, well, well, if it isn't my nemesis, Brian, oh fool Where are the bombs? No joke on it!
Starting point is 00:02:46 Oh, God, I think this energy drinks gone straight to my penis. So, Curtis Siwa, actually, I looked him up. Yeah. So he's been going since the 1970s. Yes. started the Guardian Angels. Yeah, which I never really heard about until recently enough. Really?
Starting point is 00:03:04 I didn't know they were an actual thing. Yeah. They were like, just a bunch of lads who called themselves that. But they've done paperwork and stuff. They're actually like a recognised organisation. Yeah, yeah. They've got like 400 members. They're all over New York.
Starting point is 00:03:19 Like you stop, you know, in the subway, you stop off, it's going to be a guy there where a bear rate. Yeah. Being like, don't worry, I'm watching you. Uh-huh. Not in a creepy way. I'm going to follow you. make sure you're safe if your bra falls off I'll protect you
Starting point is 00:03:32 don't worry so he started off in the 70s okay there's like 13 lads going around with baseball bats and they got bigger and bigger New York City was so grimy and crime ridden
Starting point is 00:03:43 at that time it was taxi driver yeah like vigilantes so it's kind of like the Warriors almost exactly yeah the Warriors was like a satire of New York
Starting point is 00:03:51 yeah satire or prediction documentary oh that's it yeah I couldn't think of it I was like, yeah, satire or a something else. Orwellian.
Starting point is 00:04:05 We need the Warriors in Dublin in 2025, you know. I've got bottles with you. Yeah, your enemy's like, Brian, come out as gay. Stop it. Stop that. That's not the original quote. Do you know it?
Starting point is 00:04:20 It's not funny. Don't plagiarize Walter Hills work like that. Oh, let me, let me talk. Let me talk, alright, right, right, right. Shut up. So, they're a huge organization. For a while, they had chapters in other countries as well. Like, there was English guardian angels and the Australian and all that.
Starting point is 00:04:42 I also believe that the triads, that's what they started out. They were called the Guardian Asians, though, and. Oh, we're up on, come on. That's just lazy, hacky, low-hanging fruit. come on Cadden you're better than that no I'm not I'm really not no more boost for you I feel it man I'm feeling it's surging
Starting point is 00:05:08 this is the best 75 pence I've ever spent well like so he's been going to the long time all right yeah 400 members now they don't just go around battering people they have a lot of homeless outreach and they help people and talk to people who seem like they're kind of like a bit
Starting point is 00:05:27 crazy, try to calm him down mental health and stuff. Exactly. He was saying there's a lot of times like there's no cops around and it wasn't for the Garin Angels, there'd be anarchy on the street. Where were they on 9-11? They really dropped the ball
Starting point is 00:05:43 there, didn't it? Yeah, there's planes coming. Hit that with your baseball bat. Hey, this is my city. Oh, Gino, what are you doing? They crashed into the towers. Hey, sorry, boss. I was having a slice of pizza Yeah, in the pizzeria. Oh,
Starting point is 00:05:59 that Gino makes the good mozzarella. We left you alone for 10 minutes. And 9-11 happened. This ain't going to look good on the quarterly review, buddy. We're going to look like assholes. So they've had some incidents in the past. He has admitted for the first few years, they did it stage some incidents.
Starting point is 00:06:25 Okay. Yeah. So they have like, you know, a fake mugging or something or like, you know, a guy with like a fake like cast, be like, oh yeah, yeah, I broke my neck from fighting all those rapists. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but the doctor should
Starting point is 00:06:39 be better next week. Yeah. You know, that kind of, but then an incident like where I think one, the guardian angels was black and he got shot by the cops and that became a big thing. Right, right. He's had a lot of damage inflicted towards him just courtesy was.
Starting point is 00:06:53 So a long time ago, he got battered by two lads, of baseball bats and that was under the orders of Gotti John Gotti yeah Teflon Dawn and Don
Starting point is 00:07:04 and then he didn't learn his lesson there so they shot him in a taxi a few times I think they shot him like the ribs and the groin like all the places
Starting point is 00:07:12 where you're not supposed to get shot where doctors recommend you know not not getting holes in clearly a severe allergic reaction to being shot
Starting point is 00:07:21 in the penis so and he recovered again fair play at And he's, I don't know what age he is now. He's much older, of course, you know. In, like, 2020, he got, like, his jaw fractured protecting a footlocker.
Starting point is 00:07:34 Right. Yeah. These savages are trying to destroy a footlocker. And he's the only ones between them and anarchy. Okay. And I think he's, like, him versus, like, 300 lads. Of course. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:45 And he defeated them all. I think he had some help, of course, yeah. But he also has 19 cats. 19 cats. Yeah. Right. He loves animals. Okay
Starting point is 00:07:56 Yeah, he's a fun guy Like that Does he have any kids Too busy with the cats Fair enough The cats ate them all And he's been married like four times He's a busy fucker
Starting point is 00:08:08 And he used to have a radio show When he got replaced by Don Imus Oh what? Yeah Yeah And then Don Amos like I'll show you how it's done Yeah
Starting point is 00:08:16 Look at those nappy-headed Nappy-headed berries Yeah Yeah He doesn't It doesn't seem like too bad a fella, I'll be honest. Now, he's the Republican, all right? But the Republicans in New York was always, there's always like, why you've bought her.
Starting point is 00:08:35 Yeah. So they've never really had a good run, Republicans. It's all, they always did it as kind of like, um, like a stunt or to make a point. I know, uh, William F. Buckley ran years ago, obviously, and he got like, I'm making up numbers here. I say he got 14% and at times like, wow. Yeah. What the? That's pretty.
Starting point is 00:08:55 Double digits. Yeah, we're making a point here, okay? Yeah, yeah. Next year, 15%. So, like, he was independent for a while. He was like, hey, that Trump's a fucking jerk. You know, he's like that. He's like, he's just one of those guys.
Starting point is 00:09:13 He's like the reverse fetterman in a way. Okay. So he's a Republican. He's got a lot of like, hey, boy, love is love. Hey, I don't care if you're a fag as long as you like pizza. Oh, forget about it. Hey, I like sausage in my mouth You'll like it somewhere else
Starting point is 00:09:30 We're all people at the end of the day Come on, forget about it In the day we all hate the fucking red socks It's like that Whereas Fetterman, he's Democrat But he just loves Having strokes Yeah, strokes in Israel
Starting point is 00:09:44 I say stroking over Israel Put on a suit, you goofball Jesus Christ Yeah, so I do like courtesy And then like I just saw a clip there a while ago Or, like, Zoron was like, hey, I'd have to vote for somewhere else.
Starting point is 00:09:58 Obviously, I'd vote for, you know, Curtis there. He's like, hey, stop glazing me, Zoron. Stop glazing me. Ah, he's hip with the kids. You've got the lingo. That's going to be like me when I'm older, you know. I'll be using cool phrases, yeah. Hey, stop glazing me.
Starting point is 00:10:12 The cops are arresting me. Like, hey, you're glazing me. You know what's crazy now. You know, Cuomo is not doing well. No, yeah. Running's independent. He just got the. Amy Schumer vote.
Starting point is 00:10:27 Oh. And it didn't help him at all. Kel, surprise. If I anything, it hurt him. Yeah. Yeah. And a lot of people are being quite mean to poor old Amy Schumer and saying that it's a little bit hypocritical because you know, he got accused of being Italian towards all those women. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:10:43 He was Italian on the woman's tits. Yes. Yeah. And you know, harassing him all that. Being a grease ball. Yeah, yeah. So they're giving Amy Schumer a lot of shit about it. But it looks like he's going to come third, Zoran. And Zoron, who's
Starting point is 00:10:59 a guest, that's what I'm going to win it for him. Zoran was on Flagrant. Flagrant with Andrew Schultz. And Akash and all those other dipshit. I've never heard his other two lads talking. Who are those lads? One's called Mark and the other is called
Starting point is 00:11:16 Al. I don't think it's healthy, you Noda. I'll go even further. Mark has his own podcast where he goes deep into conspiracies. Oh, really? And Al is just like a really fit buff, dude. Are those guys... He looks great with his
Starting point is 00:11:33 shirt off, dude. Are those guys the real stars of the show? Like, is Schultz holding him back? I think so. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why Schultz grows his mustache looking so ridiculous to steal focus from the real stars. And then, O'Cosh, he kind of
Starting point is 00:11:49 when your man made that the problem with the poo documentary, his name was Harry Cundabulu That's not too That might not be perfect But it's in the ballpark
Starting point is 00:12:00 You tried I tried He spent half an hour Before we start Record in the mirror It's going Bubaboboo Laba doo doo
Starting point is 00:12:07 Harry La Bubu Yeah So Akosh Kind of came out And said Hey fuck you Apu is a great fun character
Starting point is 00:12:17 Hank Azaria for life Yeah Yeah So they've all got their own Things But they're all very much They've hitched their wagon To the Andrew
Starting point is 00:12:24 Shultz thing. I will say I don't really, I'm not defending the Riyadh Comedy Festival, okay? Because you're a coward. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He made us turn it down. They were going to pay us millions.
Starting point is 00:12:39 And Brian there said, no, but what about always? No, I was trying to play them, you know. I was like, they'll come back with a better offer, James. Don't worry. It's millions. I need the money, Brian. No, no, no. I'm getting evicted, and you know that, because
Starting point is 00:12:54 We live in the same house. Oh, no, don't come back. Just so you play the game, you'll come back with double, yeah. Any day now, you know. And then they got Jim Owen instead and Andrew Maxwell. I heard he went over for like
Starting point is 00:13:08 a multi-pack of crisps or something. Yeah, lifetime supply of pot noodles. I quite need that. It's cold in the house. It is cold in the house, isn't it? Well, not we can do. Tell you what we could do, turn on the fucking lights.
Starting point is 00:13:22 Oh, fuck that, dude. We're in the dog. talk from it we're in the dark where we belong the lights oh no you're ruining
Starting point is 00:13:29 my mystique the more they can see me the less we do we do less numbers on TikTok
Starting point is 00:13:37 the more visible I am yeah yeah yeah oh I'm looking good now right
Starting point is 00:13:43 oh my God is that Pedro Pascal oh I've got anxiety let me grab your cock anyway
Starting point is 00:13:51 it's funny he's Mr. Fantastic he can stretch to touch more women. Has the ship sailed on Old Pedro? No. Only on people like you. I'll tell you what,
Starting point is 00:14:04 he was very good in Eddington. All right. Because in Eddington... He's a good actor. I'm not saying that. In Eddington, he's playing a guide that everyone likes, but he's actually an asshole.
Starting point is 00:14:13 All right? And he's playing against type essentially because he has to do the whole like, hey, I'm running for your country and I care about diversity and I care about, you know, black guys, all that kind of stuff, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:24 the fuck oh who's that oh bitch well you know he's obviously not doing mr fantastic there because that doesn't sound like it's quite a stretch for him that's not bad that's all right you know drop the mic boom no that's what we need we need a flagrant two set up we need five guys on the side and be like yeah man oh kidding that's hilarious i'm gonna hire five homeless guy you sit there and i'm like come on laugh and one of them's dead. Don't hump his corpse. The mic can pick
Starting point is 00:15:00 that up. Oh, do you know how hard it is to edit squelching out and post-production? God damn, it shows some professionalism. Christ. Look at me, back to the iPass centers with you lads, all right? Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:16 Fawken bricks and bottles thrown on you all hours of the day. Anyway, right, right, right. Hey. Matt, you haven't even finish your boost? I'm going to halfway through baby it's only gonna get worse oh it's crazy i will drink sometimes like three monsters you're recording and be like
Starting point is 00:15:29 I'm so tired I don't have the energy you know you fucking yeah energy for both yes carrying this shit right well let me talk now okay what was talking about sorry the Zoron on the New York election moved on from that all right I tell you what
Starting point is 00:15:45 I'm growing up though I will say I'm watching more political stuff like adult stuff all right no more that you know Andrew Shultz-type politics. I'm listening to MSNBC, you know, real stuff. Right.
Starting point is 00:16:00 Detroit. Right. I'm also reading, I'm not reading any Doctor Who books the moment. I'm reading Whirlwind by The Order of Shogun. Okay. Yeah, so it's more adults.
Starting point is 00:16:12 Sounds very grown up. It's about Iran, the oil trade and stuff. Okay. And I'll tell you what, there's a new DC comic book that's coming out now. And let me tell you, Okay, like, you're going to get excited, all right?
Starting point is 00:16:26 It's called DC-K-O. DC-K-O. Yeah, and it's all about all the heroes in the DC universe have to fight in this, like, kind of cosmic intergalactic fighting tournament. Okay, so think about, like, cosmic space WWE. Oh. And it's, like, controlled by, like, it's evil Vince McMahon. Like, an evil version of Vince McMahon, right?
Starting point is 00:16:49 I'm not sure how I feel about that. Yeah. And you think it's just DC-Uroman. universe, all right? But it's being revealed. That's what you said. That's what I taught. That's what they said, okay? But he turned the page and guess who's showing up, all right? It's going to be...
Starting point is 00:17:03 Mrs. Brown's boys. Buster versus Iron Man. I'm like, Iron Man's not D.C. Sorry. Yeah, Buster I'm okay with Iron Man. Like, no. No, it's actually even better. You know, Annabelle? The
Starting point is 00:17:21 Haunted doll thing. Yeah It's like a conjuring spin-off Yeah, yeah Right Imagine her versus Aquaman Hmm Yeah
Starting point is 00:17:29 And you know who else is showing up You know it's sub-zero Yeah, I think From like mortal combat Yeah Yeah, he's there as well Right Imagine him fighting the Riddler
Starting point is 00:17:39 Okay I know who else's showing up You know, homelander Yes Yeah, he's there Homelander's there Versus Underwoman
Starting point is 00:17:50 Could be, yeah Probably Superman I imagine Yeah but imagine that. What, what, what's the point of all the things? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're bleeding out of ear.
Starting point is 00:18:01 Now, is this, in what format is this like in a comic book? A comic book, yeah. Okay, right. You're not listening. So little drawings of cartoons on a page. Well, if you say it like that, yeah. I mean, you can see it about anything. It's like, oh, what, books, just like words on gay paper.
Starting point is 00:18:18 Oh, the Quran, just little funny stories on a page. I'm reading the Quran. Where's Annabelle? What a homelander? Is this the Koran or Marmaduke? I can't tell. It's all nonsense. Owen Wilson plays Mohammed.
Starting point is 00:18:34 Wow. So your wife's only four years old? And that's accepted? Not four. It's not Iron Man. She's not four. Okay. Well, you know, I heard she's actually,
Starting point is 00:18:47 go on. What ain't she? No. I don't know what I was going to say I heard you's up for it I can't get for it oh my gosh well at least this is Patreon
Starting point is 00:19:05 isn't it no it's a free one yeah oh no anyway look let's let's let's comment on what else we're gonna talk about yeah you got me going there sorry
Starting point is 00:19:13 it's where's my notebook I don't know oh it's right here oh it's panicking there yeah have you been up to much this week I was doing some running some I had to tend to my father's grave.
Starting point is 00:19:27 That's not very funny, though, is it? Yeah. You should know to. Sorry. And the votes tomorrow. But you're not voting. You're too busy. Drinking and eating and celebrating while democracy crumbles.
Starting point is 00:19:41 I never said that. Where are you getting that from? You're going to a wedding. I'll do both. You can't do both. Yes, I can. It's illegal. No one's stopping me, yeah?
Starting point is 00:19:48 It's not like, I'm not the one getting married. And even I was getting married. I tell that bitch to wait. Yeah. Are there any objections? I got to vote for Hedder. Jim Gavin, he could still pull it out of the bag. Now what happens if a whole bunch of people just spoiled their vote?
Starting point is 00:20:05 Does that go towards like... Oh, actually now, you know the way this whole spoil the vote thing? Yeah, yeah. Because they want... It's protesting because Maria Stein didn't get it. Right. Apparently, according to my good friend Enoch Burke, the spoil the vote campaign is actually
Starting point is 00:20:23 funded by a rich American I think I think he's Catholic okay but it's some kind of like conspiracy I see
Starting point is 00:20:34 so the only way to defeat him is to vote for Heather Humphreys that's what Enoch Burr right okay wow so it makes you think it does I won't be thinking myself but it would make someone think
Starting point is 00:20:46 you voting for Catherine Conley I don't like to say you communist I don't like to reveal these things but I tell you who I I would vote for her now. This is not a good segue. Bert Ward.
Starting point is 00:20:59 Holy terrible segue, Batman. That's right, old chum. By the way, Bert Ward played Robin in the Adam West Batman series. If you didn't get that, I don't know what to tell you. Who the fuck doesn't know that? Yeah. What kind of fucking...
Starting point is 00:21:13 You don't deserve the right to vote if you don't know that. If you don't know that basic information, how are you going to decide the future of our country? fucking wake up and smell the coffee, fool. I'll listen to a podcast about Bert Ward, all right? Of course you were. Bert Ward cast, okay?
Starting point is 00:21:31 You're a red-blooded male after all. It's 1,000 episodes. Not enough. But apparently, Bert Ward wrote a book that was very sexual. Okay. It was about his life. And I didn't realize just how much snizz him and Adam West were getting. Of course, dude.
Starting point is 00:21:46 Do you crazy? And he was very open about this. So in his book, his autobiography, he was like, yeah, and we gave all those girls. are bat sperm. Oh. Yeah. And he had all these funny stories,
Starting point is 00:21:57 all right? So he's saying one time he was going to bang this girl and she said she had a food fetish. All right? So he put a little
Starting point is 00:22:05 pizzas on the ground and started banging her on the old pizza while Alan West watched. Wow. And then afterwards he got an STD that made his balls
Starting point is 00:22:13 go really big. Jesus. That sounds like a terrible way to ruin a carpet. That's what that is. Banging a girl on a bunch of pizza. Just a mess.
Starting point is 00:22:26 And wapping the pizza afterwards. Wait, so he put it on a bunch of pizzas and fucked her on top of him. Yeah, Adam West was there like, oh, old chum. Wow. Yeah. Somebody order extra sausage. Apparently him and Adam West were quite, what do you call him, like Escoma brothers? Is that the term?
Starting point is 00:22:46 Yeah. They'd always be having sex with girls together, switching, mid-stroke. always went first though Robin gets sloppy seconds according to Bert Ward he got way more women than Adam he was saying Bert Ward said that all women
Starting point is 00:23:02 wanted Bert Ward and they had to have sex with Adam West first but they didn't really like it no they were just pretending to come along over and over again when they were having sex with Bert Ward they were too nervous to admit they were coming so they looked very bored and some of them were crying just out of pure
Starting point is 00:23:19 joy for the experience of Bert Ward. Calling it bat sperm as well, you know, that's crazy. Because that wasn't even his character. Yeah, it should be Robin Spir. Yeah, that sounds weird. Bat sperm and Robin Jizz, you know?
Starting point is 00:23:36 Yeah, those guys, only went three years that show, but those guys really lived the life. Really? Three years? I thought it was like ten at least. No, no. That's cool. Yeah, but, you know, they really went, they really milked it. I mean, it was, you know, it was the swinging 60s, you know, free love,
Starting point is 00:23:53 and they were all probably getting high on Reefer and listening to jazz records. We could do that now. Yeah. We'll just get a bunch of our frozen pizzas, put them on the ground. Come on, love, you'll. It's great. Oh, Jesus Christ. We don't have pizzas, so we just have a bunch of frozen potato waffles and beans.
Starting point is 00:24:16 That's basically the same thing. mix it all together oh fuck throw a few cheese strings on or a few baby bells you know let's party
Starting point is 00:24:26 this is mental this is madness what is this is good for TikTok yeah they're gonna love it man oh fuck
Starting point is 00:24:36 I anything more about Bart Ward that's very interesting I'm gonna read this book actually I'm gonna buy on Kindle I know he kind of
Starting point is 00:24:43 it's got sorry to drop you it's got some kind of funny title like confession of the story behind the tights or something like that something kind of like sexual
Starting point is 00:24:54 but what are you going to say? I know that like in his later career he did a lot of those kind of cheap sex comedies of like the 70s and 80s you know like but yeah he was a real fuck boy he always had suggestions like what about they fuck some girls on some pizza
Starting point is 00:25:09 who would do that I don't know probably some cool guy yeah but I've never heard of that that's a bizarre thing isn't it
Starting point is 00:25:21 the pizzas do any other foods Chili con carne Probably not very safe You know Chicken Vindaloo They don't you want to be the worst food The fuck on
Starting point is 00:25:34 None of them are great Ice cream wouldn't be good You get all the soft Well yeah Yeah With Ben and Jerry watching you Mm-hmm Try to think what else would be
Starting point is 00:25:47 Crunchy Nut Corn Flakes More like Buster Nut Corn Flakes Bustan Not Corn Flakes Oh Can't be stopped We watched a show We'll talk about a while ago Called On Brand with Jimmy Fallon
Starting point is 00:26:03 Yeah Where they have to promote certain brands You'd be very good at that I think so Yeah Where it's like we're on to promote It's for families And like yeah
Starting point is 00:26:10 Well bust a nut porn flakes Come on Jimmy what I gotta be in blackface for you to think it's funny I tell you what I want to talk with two movies they're coming up all right that I'm excited for
Starting point is 00:26:23 I know the way people are very Debbie Downer about Hollywood these days like it's AI and it's all superhero movies and it's hard for directors to get you know their budgets for their vision and all that
Starting point is 00:26:35 but we got two movies coming out soon there are both over 200 million okay they're both director led all right and I'm guessing they're probably going to be big failures, but we'll see what happens. The first one,
Starting point is 00:26:48 Resurrection Part 1 by Mel Gibson. Wow. Yes. This is the resurrection of Christ, where Christ goes to hell and battles demons and Satan, and then comes back and is resurrected then. Now, they couldn't get Jim Caviesel.
Starting point is 00:27:04 So they've got an unknown actor. It would be very funny if they go to hell and it's just the Seinfeld apartment. Oh my God. they're all evil apart from Kramer we like him
Starting point is 00:27:18 oh it's so Jerry it's so hot in hell it's hot in hell of course it's hell it's gotta be hot what do you want you know Ah
Starting point is 00:27:28 George is getting upset and Jesus bursts like Kramer oh man his dad by the way
Starting point is 00:27:39 I always knew Mel Gibson's dad was a little bit kooky sure I forgot how extreme he was. He has his own, like, sect. Is he still alive?
Starting point is 00:27:48 He just died in, like, 2020. Okay. But for a while there, I remember him saying on the podcast that his dad was getting erections well up to the end. Because he was getting stem cell treatment. Oh, yeah. That was on Rogan. Yeah, that's, yeah. That's something my son should be bragging
Starting point is 00:28:04 about. He's like, you know, like, my dad can fight your dad. He's like, yeah, my dad can get boners still. Uh-huh. Yeah, and he's, anti-Semitic. Yeah, you can hang your hat on it, you know what I mean? Oh, my God. So I think Joe, not Joe Rogan, Mel Gibson's dad, he rejects Vatican 2, I believe.
Starting point is 00:28:23 And he said, I think he thought the Pope as a big queer. Oh. He loved kissing the Quran. Wow. Yeah. Wait, what's Vatican 2? What is that like?
Starting point is 00:28:33 It's like kind of a thing that came together and changed a lot of stuff. And it's what... Made it more progressive? I suppose. I mean, they kind of change things like Like, you know Latin Mass? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:45 Changed the English. Okay, right, right. He, yeah, was pretty conservative. Like, the Holocaust didn't happen and stuff. Sure. And he didn't keep it quiet. Like, I think the week of the Passion of Christ, Mel's dad was calling up.
Starting point is 00:28:59 Be like, it didn't happen. My God, you know. A lot of people to know this. Yeah. And good luck with the movie, son. That's just him calling into Howard Stern. But what's funny? is he was also, because people
Starting point is 00:29:13 are multifaceted, he was also a quiz master. And he actually won a load of big quizzes in Australia, like on TV and won lots of money. I donate all to good causes, you know, causes to help to debunk the Holocaust. The David Duke Foundation, David Irving,
Starting point is 00:29:33 David Eich, and... All the David. Yeah, David Kromelts. Surprisingly, he's like, hey, I don't like the people, but numbers is a Richo. I love numbers. It's great. What do you want for me? Apart from six million. I don't like that number. But anyway, back to Mel. Okay, so Mel, it's a two-part epic about Jesus going to hell. Right.
Starting point is 00:29:57 We're all unknowns. Yeah, Cavizels are coming back. No, because it's too old now, yeah. Right. They're thinking about de-aging, but no, it's going to be. So it's all new. Jesus goes to hell, fights demons for two films. What do you think? Will it? bear a mind last one made a
Starting point is 00:30:13 fuck ton of money will this make money this will be good we can play this back years from now I think yeah probably I mean you got the the Christians they're going to go for it and then kind of all of the
Starting point is 00:30:26 Maga anti-woke people are going to go for it anti-Semites are going to go for it Monaghan? Monaghan It's probably going to have a premiere in Monaghan cinema you know roll out the red carpet I always know they were sneaky Yeah, I think it could probably make money, yeah
Starting point is 00:30:46 Okay, right Second film, Heat 2 Okay Now I've been here about Heat 2 for years Yeah It's one of those things like, yeah, sure, whatever And like, man, Michael Man's been trying his best where he put the book out
Starting point is 00:31:01 So you can read the script of Heat 2 Okay It's called Heat 2, all right And I believe the book is half prequel half sequel where it is it's following I forget the
Starting point is 00:31:14 character sorry the Pacino character that's the sequel part and the prequel part is all about Val Kilmer
Starting point is 00:31:21 and Robert Niro before the big heist like how they met in previous heise beforehand now I didn't believe it was happening
Starting point is 00:31:30 but just recently did a deal with Apple so Apple's going to help fund this it's going to be over 200 million and it's got a big
Starting point is 00:31:37 tax incentive from L.A. Do you want to fill LA and that requires we have to shut down roads and stuff motorways, yeah, so. Incinerate all the hobos and tent cities, you know? Yeah, yeah, just doesn't get in the way.
Starting point is 00:31:49 Just a bulldozer right through them. So it's a, it looks like it's happening. There's a lot of rumors about who's there. There's talk of bringing Pacino back and de-aging him. Now, Pacino is, I think, 85 years old. Yeah. I think by the time I start filming this, he'd be like 86. Yeah, I don't, I don't think the shit.
Starting point is 00:32:09 And he, you know, he has to do, like, great age. Yeah, I wouldn't be fair to his. Some stage, it's almost like elder abuse, you know. So there's a lot of rumors about who they want. The big rumor is they all want Leo. But I imagine every film was Leo. As Pichino. I think maybe.
Starting point is 00:32:32 Or as De Niro. Young De Niro. I think they don't have to recast it completely. McCauley, that's it. Yeah, Young Macaulay, I think they won't. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, Vincent is Pacino's character. Whatever, just call them by their actor's names.
Starting point is 00:32:46 Yeah, that's all. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. They haven't mentioned who's going to play Young Hank Azaria, yeah. Or young, bald, Ari, gold. Yeah. Balding, I should say. But the rumor is, Leo, if they can't get Leo, maybe Bradley Cooper.
Starting point is 00:33:04 I could see that. They want to get, of course, Alam Driver there to play. I think or Austin Butler. Basically they're trying to get any name they can get
Starting point is 00:33:13 all right and it's going to be a big big cast but yeah because they're so iconic the characters and the actors have played them
Starting point is 00:33:19 it has to be very kind of strategic you know could Austin Butler do Val Kilmer I think he goes I think so I mean Kilmer's not really
Starting point is 00:33:28 he's a big part of the book okay his character yeah yeah well I just spent like in terms like Kilmer is very
Starting point is 00:33:34 good in it obviously but he's not I don't think he's ever doing anything that would be outside the range of like Austin Butler
Starting point is 00:33:42 you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think Butler's capable. Oh, of course, yeah, yeah. Don't you ever do, if he does like Elvis? I watched that Priscilla movie, actually. Real letdown.
Starting point is 00:33:53 Real letdown. It's always a bit of a, you know, unfair, you know, unfair way to present true love. No, I think, honestly, it's far too favourable to Elvis. I think that's a big problem, yeah. Because it was done in conjunction with herself.
Starting point is 00:34:12 Yeah, like Priscilla, like she never portrays either Elvis or herself in any kind of negative light. Now obviously, her as a child, she's not, she can't be in any way culpable or anything. Really? But I have hurt. That's not what you said off, Mike. Yeah, a little bitch of goes, she knows she was doing, am I right? Yeah, that's what I was saying. Brian.
Starting point is 00:34:35 You're invited to a party, okay? You're in a hot tub in Jack Nicholson's house. Okay, all right. I mean, what was she doing there in that army base? Okay, you're American in Germany, all right? The king of rock and roll's there. You're going to go, you're going to party. Okay, I mean, let's be real here, all right?
Starting point is 00:34:56 Sorry to interrupt there, but this came out recently. So I didn't know his wife is in movies. Who's Tarantinos? Yeah. She didn't all these awful Israeli movies. And now, Tarantino is showing them in his new Beverly theater. Oh, God. Lock the doors, don't let them out.
Starting point is 00:35:15 Like, Glory's bastards. But so his, it's his tier, it's all just like, yeah, we show my movies. We show the movies of Howard Hughes and, you know, Sam Peck and Paul. And also, this Israeli guy. And then, yeah, and you know he's like, deep down, it's like, oh, fuck. Yeah. It's embarrassing. Honey, it was great, yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:34 Yeah. You know, he's a kind of guy that can, like, make arguments for like weird movies, you know what I mean? Like he'll kind of... Yeah. But even he would probably struggle as like, no, it was great the way that you know, the cameras were shaky
Starting point is 00:35:49 the whole time, the lighting was terrible. But anyway, actually, again to interrupt, actually, yeah? I didn't realize there's two separate October 7 shows out right now. Is that right? I was thinking of watching it, but I was like, you know, I'll save that for a rainy day, you know? Yeah, there's one
Starting point is 00:36:07 day in October when I need to cheer myself off I've been interrupting too much no no go ahead no you talk now for next
Starting point is 00:36:17 oh god all right what are the I'm interested the two October seven shows one is called one day in October
Starting point is 00:36:26 the other one's called something like really dramatic like danger danger day the rape of innocence by savages presented by Barry Wise
Starting point is 00:36:40 Oh Barry Weiss Yeah, yeah, yeah By the way, so I mentioned Barry Wise a while ago Their empire is getting so huge now So yeah Larry Ellison Yes Is the biggest private donor to the IDF in history
Starting point is 00:36:57 Correct Okay, his son owns Skydance which now owns Paramount And they are looking to buy Warner Brothers Okay so they're going to merge it all together and it's all going to be headed by
Starting point is 00:37:10 Barry Weiss, okay, her free press blog. Yeah. And they tell you the real truth. They sure do. And the big thing they're criticising her is about, you know the whole thing about the hungry people in Gaza? Yeah. They're actually fattys. Is that right? That's what they're saying. They're big
Starting point is 00:37:26 fatty boom battys. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. You can't see, the camera you pan over his big Starbucks and like Burger King right there. Yeah, yeah. Fucking Taco Bell. yeah man yeah so they're like they have all these videos about like yeah people are saying those children are dying
Starting point is 00:37:42 from starvation we looked up they've actually got other diseases as well so there you know so that kid there he's got spinal bifida so that's what it's not the hunger it's killing them and this one he's allergic to bullets to the face so that's just
Starting point is 00:37:58 a natural allergic reaction that's almost like a natural selection that's God's work you know we can't be I'm going to restart the camera in a minute I'm just looking to see what else we can talk about here There's a new Kennedy TV show coming out That I'm looking forward to And
Starting point is 00:38:19 Oh actually yeah I'm not complaining about something actually All right Give me a second, let me just restart this I can't wait it Go off King This is when Tuller's at his best When people have wronged him
Starting point is 00:38:32 And he's got to just Let the scythe of vengeance sweep down. Yeah, fucking brace yourselves, bitches. No, so I was flyering a while ago, right? Outside the international. Right. Right. And, you know, that's a tough job. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:47 Like, it's like being in a bomb disposal unit. Pretty much. You're on the front lines. One beat of sweats going down. This is life or debt shit. So I'm out there. There's a guy dressed up like a bush standing there. Oh, the bushman? Yeah, the bushman. I don't want to sound racist here, but
Starting point is 00:39:03 like, fucking, is a bushman over there. all right and he's ukrainian that's what i meant i don't know what you're laughing yeah he's ukrainian because i was like what you doing so he's just standing against a wall there's no other shrubbery around so it's pretty obvious that he's just yeah a man dressed a bush right standing beside a macdonald's and what he's doing is he's just jumping out women going like bleh yeah and they're screaming yeah uh and that's all he's doing and he's got a friend just stand there filming it not like hidden behind a bin he's just they're like he with a big iMac's camera yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Starting point is 00:39:35 And I was just like, who are you guys? Like, we are pranksters. He he. And I was like, all right. I was just dare fliering. But it's hard to flyer because it's like, is a woman there. It's always women, by the way.
Starting point is 00:39:47 And like, oh, God. Like, comedy miss? It's you, you did that, you awful man. You paid him. I'm not, I'm not connected. I swear. No, I paid a man to drag you into the bushes. This guy got the assignment all wrong.
Starting point is 00:40:05 Fuck it idiot. So I look this guy up, all right. I've seen the video. Yeah, yeah. Okay, but he just does that. And they're Ukrainians. This happened he left them into the country. And now I don't trust any Bush at all.
Starting point is 00:40:21 I'm just kicking the bush. Where are you? You're not scaring me? Oh, fucking that. But I looked up their videos. It's always, this, like, I can't be doing that scaring women all the time. Yeah, I kind of have to.
Starting point is 00:40:35 to wonder about, like, let's say hypothetically they jump, what if somebody has a heart condition and it takes a heart attack? Yeah, you know what they do? Probably get more money off the government. Yeah, yeah. Oh, the government will hush it up Varadker and fucking Simon Harris, Martin,
Starting point is 00:40:51 me, whole Martin, that all come together. They'll sweep it under their bush. Yeah, so I had to like ask them to move, all right? No, I didn't actually, I asked someone else to ask them. Yeah. Jason came along, like, Jason, make them go away. Yeah. I'm too scared
Starting point is 00:41:06 and Jason spoke to him and I was kind of hiding behind him You're hiding behind what you thought was just a bush But it was just him He's like, why is this man behind me He smells terrible Yeah
Starting point is 00:41:23 So did they move? He moved way to the other side of the street But then I just hear more screams Yeah Yeah, I've seen the videos Now I don't think they're the originals are they like I think it's something like
Starting point is 00:41:36 Oh what they're not even original I don't think so I've seen these videos going around like Dennis Leary for years yeah pretty much
Starting point is 00:41:43 they're like Carlos Mincea man but yeah so I don't think they came up with it but they're just doing it and yeah for some reason
Starting point is 00:41:51 people like to look at videos of women being scared in public I guess pretty sexy it's weird though it's definitely a weird
Starting point is 00:42:01 thing is like we are the Bushmen pranksters We scare the women with the big ditties that jiggle when they fall, it's so funny. It's like, all right, it's kind of creepy and weird, but whatever, you know. But if we did it. I'm not dressed as a bush.
Starting point is 00:42:19 I've just got a little bit of greed attached to my cock. I scared you thought I was bush, man. Oh, fuck. Missleto. No, no, what we could do, we'll turn the tide of them. dress as like ice agents you know it's like
Starting point is 00:42:37 we're here to scare the bush man yeah oh fuck yeah I kind of used up all the movies I'm going to talk about having really a time to
Starting point is 00:42:47 I'm reading a lot more okay I'm trying to stay off the phone read more right I'm still reading my Rosso Carol Kelly books good that's a nice little
Starting point is 00:42:56 world I live in yeah I started reading I want to read you ever hear of Brandon Sanderson That name does sound familiar Yeah, man, he's massive He's basically what publishers wish
Starting point is 00:43:09 George Or Martin was George Or Martin So he's kind of like Another big fat guy who writes fantasy Okay But he's young He's like 40 Okay
Starting point is 00:43:19 He looks exactly like Bobby Miningham Okay All right And he puts out huge books Like basically twice a year Right Yeah What's the name of the
Starting point is 00:43:29 Multiple books They're all set in like the Converse or the converse or all yeah Mistborn is the big one there and I was like there's a huge but you're going to a bookshop all right there's basically at this stage now
Starting point is 00:43:43 the Brandon Sanderson section okay and became way bigger because you know the wheel of time oh yes I've heard of that yeah so he didn't write those originally but the Robert Jordan his name was that his name I don't know the original writer died
Starting point is 00:43:57 by like book eight okay he took it over he took it over by the permission of the estate he took over So that made him way more popular. Right. And I was like, oh, I want to find out, like, I was going to buy the first book. I looked up on YouTube, see the reviews and that.
Starting point is 00:44:12 And I found this one guy who's like, really like, this is a video to say it, I am stop. I'm no longer reading Brander Sanderson books. And I, this is hard for me to say because those books did find who I am. And I wouldn't be here at all if it wasn't for Brandon Sanderson. But now he's a cello. He cares more about the money. Oh.
Starting point is 00:44:37 Why is your sell out? I don't know. I didn't finish it. Because there was a wheel of time show, right? Yeah, yeah. That probably wasn't very good. No, I don't think of it, yeah, people watch it much, yeah, yeah. So I'm kind of looking to, I think instead I'm going to get Gene Wolfe.
Starting point is 00:44:52 He's another science fiction author, but he's very well respected. I would like to, some stage, read the HP Lovecraft stories. Okay. Because he's such a big influence on people I like. Sure. but I haven't read any of his stories No, me neither I know Reanimator
Starting point is 00:45:07 I want to watch that again You ever watch that? No, that's really good Is his severed head It's alive And he eats a woman's pussy Nice Yeah, yeah
Starting point is 00:45:14 And he's like, yeah More passion Hey, I thought I was gonna give you head Eh? No, they wouldn't say Something this course is down Oh, okay, sorry The severed head's like
Starting point is 00:45:25 Don't say that, James Please be respectful Have you watched anything then? I watched interesting little movie there it's kind of an unknown film what's that what I hear noises
Starting point is 00:45:39 well is that immigrants is it oh no it's your phone my phone it's the immigrant alarm yeah yes this it is expecting Ukrainian jump out I tell you it's always going off can't go anywhere without it going I watched a little movie called the first power it's kind of it's from the 90s
Starting point is 00:45:56 it's like set in LA and it's kind of like an occult neo-noir cop thriller thing. Yeah. But what's interesting is, it's very unknown, but it's very similar. Do you ever see that movie Fallen with Denzel Washington? No. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:46:11 I'm sorry. Fuck. Well, that kind of blew that then. I'm a fucking idiot. Well, you can tell me about both. No, I won't. I won't. If you didn't do the research, and if you're not willing to do the work, I'm not going to take your hand and walk you along. No help, but I'm like, who's Denzel Washington?
Starting point is 00:46:29 So this movie, the first power, it stars Lou Diamond Phillips That's right kids Everyone's favorite But yeah It was kind of forgotten about it But it's This serial killer
Starting point is 00:46:41 Get sent to the gas chamber But because he like Practices occultism and stuff He's like big into Satan worship Yeah He basically makes it so that he When he gets sent to the death chamber He can come back and possess people
Starting point is 00:46:56 And like take over their bodies And make them kill Like whoever he wants and, like, Lou Diamond Phillips thinks he's going insane because only he can see him and shit. But again, this is all very similar to the movie Fallen, which, okay, you haven't heard of. I'm sorry, I keep saying I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:47:14 It's never enough. It's why I've got a black guy. And you're going to have another one, but it's a very similar concept. Like Denzel Washington, he's like a cop, he's a good Christian, and it's the same thing. Serial killer gets put to death, but then comes back and possesses people, the murder, but I kind of think
Starting point is 00:47:33 the first power I preferred to fall in Oh, such a snob I know, yeah, but... A dinner party, like, yeah, that's right, I said it. I'm actually more of a fan of Blue Diamond Phillips, I think he was a young... A revelation
Starting point is 00:47:47 in Young Guns. Everyone, the party stops, and look around like, record scratch, that's right, I said it. Yeah. But it's cool, because it's October, you know, I'm kind of watching more like horror movies, and when you do that
Starting point is 00:48:02 because of the genre you tend to watch a lot of dog shit like I watched another one there slasher called Valentine and it was terrible
Starting point is 00:48:10 what's the way when the Valentine come out 2001 oh I'm thinking post scream alright okay because there was
Starting point is 00:48:16 my bloody valentine yes no it's a different film I know sorry I know
Starting point is 00:48:21 I know I just trying to join in yeah don't yeah and there's also romantic comedy set during
Starting point is 00:48:26 Valentine's Day I believe I'll let myself out yeah please do Valentine's terrible but it does feature Denise Richards
Starting point is 00:48:34 in her primes not to be misogynist or whatever but it also has David Boreannis in his prime so there you go I like to objectify him
Starting point is 00:48:46 yeah exactly they'd probably give me a medal anyway terrible film but yeah I kind of I have a real soft spot for the slasher genre because like the first
Starting point is 00:48:57 horror movie I ever saw was scream and that's really you're starting off on a high it's like you're always chasing that you fuck yourself nothing will ever compete with how good that is and I love that whole franchise the Scream franchise
Starting point is 00:49:10 except for the last one kind of disappointed me but don't worry number seven's coming Neve Campbell is back guys I've heard they're all coming back yeah I heard Matthew Lillard really apparently
Starting point is 00:49:23 that's the rumor and it better be true or else your ear on the street you're hanging around the you know the studio going through the bins and stuff. Don't worry, boss. I'm just cleaning up here. Sniffing her panties as well. I'm doing research.
Starting point is 00:49:41 I'm ghost-faced. Panty-faced. Just me with a pair of soiled underwear and a rolling pin. That's my weapon. Ah, panty face is coming. Better run from panty face. I also watched the Fear Street movies
Starting point is 00:50:03 Oh yes, I haven't watched any of those The first trilogy is decent They're well regarded, people like them I liked it but the new one that came out It's kind of a standalone one It was dog shit Fear Street prom queen 2025
Starting point is 00:50:16 You were so excited as well I was so excited I stayed up all night I had my tiara on And my prom dress like I'm gonna be the prom queen And it let me down Brian
Starting point is 00:50:27 You watch I told you last week Carrie 2. I want to watch Psycho 2 as well. I didn't say Psycho 2. You have must have a problem you're hearing, boy. Carry 2 starring Anthony Perkins. I've never seen the original Carrie. Which is a crime, I know.
Starting point is 00:50:46 Plug it up. I'll tell you what, Psycho 2 is actually good. Yes. Yeah, it's very fun. The whole thing about that is he's trying not to kill anyone. Yeah. So it's a lot more It won't be the word now
Starting point is 00:51:00 It's more It's more focus on Anthony Perkins And Anthony Perkins is really good He was in the Like he was legit actor Yeah He's in that film The Trial You watch that
Starting point is 00:51:11 No It's a well regarded movie as well This is like very before Psycho even Yeah yeah And did a lot of theatre work Before that The guy who So there's this guy on TikTok
Starting point is 00:51:20 This is how I've heard Of that movie The First Power I don't know if you've seen him It's called Tom reviews films but he's like a real thick scouser lad is like everyone thinks this movie's
Starting point is 00:51:32 good but it's fucking shite you're having a fucking laugh you dickhead go fuck yourself like oh what a wonderful film review I like that guy yeah I like him a lot as well you get commode it's not you know it's like
Starting point is 00:51:48 that fucking skiffle cunt on this guy this is a real working glass all the fucking bell ends you fucking think interstellar's good it's fucking shite. Christopher Nolan's a fucking nubbed. Shut it out. Fuck you. Oh, that was wonderful.
Starting point is 00:52:05 But, so that was kind of his schick initially, but then he also does, like, here's my recommendations. And he also, so five movies you should watch this Halloween. So he mentioned the first power and also Psycho 2. He is scouts, isn't he? I hope so. Otherwise. If it turned out he was like,
Starting point is 00:52:22 like, yes, I play the role with him. I have one of those awful scoutsers. very violent aren't they in the way they speak just ever so aggressive and I was able to channel that of course you know I personally I don't watch films
Starting point is 00:52:36 myself I much rather spend my evenings reading a chaucer or a you know Hawthorne of course wonderful no man can wear one face to himself and another to the multitude well thou fucking find out
Starting point is 00:52:50 which one's a proper one your fucking dickhead that's pretty high-brown comedy right there, I would say. And the plebs won't even appreciate how good that was. You know what I mean? But, hey, whatever, whatever, I like that guy now, yeah. I like him too.
Starting point is 00:53:06 Tom reviews, films. I'm glad that you're liking things. Yeah, why not? I worry sometimes, you know? Nah, dude, I'm on the energy drinks now. I'm getting Adderall, hopefully, so it's... Hope you get some Adderall. Why do you want Adderall, by the way? Because I'm just so sick of everything in life.
Starting point is 00:53:23 But Adderall won't help you. Yeah, it will. How? It makes the mundane worth doing, you know? But why don't you stop doing the mundane? You can't, man. That's life, isn't it? What are you talking about?
Starting point is 00:53:34 Yeah. Life is like a big carnival all the time. I get out of bed, like, basically American dad, like, good morning, Dublin. You're not even here any of the time. You're in Carlo getting beaten by your dad for not driving the tractor the right way. You know? I'm trying to drive my ass. Dad, let's watch Carrie, too.
Starting point is 00:53:55 Beep, beep. Yeah. You set up a drive-in movie theater in your tractor yard, you know? Yeah. You know, I just want to... Yeah, I'm gonna... I'm gonna do it all, Brian.
Starting point is 00:54:09 I'm really gonna do it. I'm gonna do it all, man. This is it, the last hurrah. No, I'm fine. It's all good. Don't worry. I wasn't worried. We should be.
Starting point is 00:54:19 Goodbye and good luck. What is it? I think, let me just check my notes. again to see if we've gone through everything next week I'll have more what I was going to watch next week I was going to watch something I said it earlier and I told you not to let me forget
Starting point is 00:54:35 sorry my bad there's no way to know now I can't listen back we could pause it I'll tell you real quick before we go one thing I was like geez this is embarrassing all right you know Chuck Schumer
Starting point is 00:54:49 yes he's getting it he's starting doing comedy now all right fuck off are you serious Not literally, okay, but he tried... Doing a type five at the comedy cellar, you know? Is he trying to get in the mothership with Rogan? Trends people don't deserve rights. That's great, man.
Starting point is 00:55:09 You're past. You're in the club, man. Come on, let's do it, man. Yeah. Do you like Mark Marin? No, he's a queer. All right, you're in. You're in the club, man. Come on, let's go.
Starting point is 00:55:17 Not a good Rogan impression, I know, but... Oh, look, you're trying. You got time to work on there, right? Yeah, yeah. No, so he did a speech there recently. and he's getting older as well they're all getting older he's not related to Amy Schumer
Starting point is 00:55:29 he is he is isn't it yeah yeah yeah so he's like I want to be like Amy all right so I feel pretty two starring Chuck Schumer I'm out of a body swap movie me and Amy and I'm a woman with tits and I touch myself so he did a speech there but something called the
Starting point is 00:55:48 FFA okay oh no sorry it's the CFF CFF yeah something like organization called CFF, right? Right. There's an awful clip where he's there. He's like, yeah, he's on with the CFF.
Starting point is 00:56:01 I don't mean Kentucky fried French fries. What? Kentucky spelt with a K. Oh. The KFF then, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:14 Sorry. Well, what idiot? Not as easy as a lock, say, Brian. Maybe cut old Chuck Schumer a break, huh? Well, look, I, I, I, I, I, I, the point is you're reading from your own notes there's literally
Starting point is 00:56:29 no one else to blame you're just going to have to eat this one brother are we almost done are we? Look I don't care of politics not anymore oh shit I'll read Bert Ward's book
Starting point is 00:56:44 and I'll come back with that yeah you can criticize that as well I would actually I heard Chuck Schumer's name there recently I'm listening to an audio book about the Silk Road you know that like online drug
Starting point is 00:56:55 he was one of the first senators to kind of hear about it and come out about it it's interesting now because i'm getting towards the end and the guy ross olbrick the guy who started he was this kind of like libertarian liberal you know middle class kid from texas or whatever but as it goes on he's kind of like my power's being threatened you're not listening at all i am but uh what was that what was that little head move my next i was getting up my neck my neck stiff yeah all right yeah i'll give you a stiff one in the neck yeah but now he's starting to like the power is getting to his head he started ordering hits on people and like you know and it's just it's interesting and like all of the different because it was like a global thing it was something that could be accessed all over the world yeah so literally governments on intelligence organizations all over the world we're all trying to get this site but because none of them would communicate with one another like they were all picking up different clues so if they had just like even like the FBI and the IRS and like the fucking Homeland Security,
Starting point is 00:57:59 none of them would collaborate, but they all had little tidbits, and their unwillingness to collaborate meant that he was able to get away with it for longer and longer. But it's just interesting, like, the little moments where, like, they're so close to actually getting them, but then they just drop the ball. What's it called again?
Starting point is 00:58:15 It's called American King Pins. American King. And it's about the Silk Road. I have the audible... I'll just double check. I'm part of the Audible Super duper team I'm subscribed to Audible
Starting point is 00:58:30 Super Special team I'm a special boy Yeah American Kingpin Catching the Billionaire So you listen to it on Spotify did I do yeah Now you're just a limitation stuff Yeah yeah you can only listen to like
Starting point is 00:58:44 Three bucks a month or something I didn't realize how fucking good Audible is alright I'd love to be sponsored by Audible So I have the yearly subscription thing all right. So I get 12 tokens and then all the audiobooks are like
Starting point is 00:58:59 $7.99 no matter what. Okay. So some of the books let's say like I want to get like Robert Carroll has a book called Power Broker. It's all about history in New York and all that. That would normally be like 30 quid. It's down to $7.99. But with Spotify you could just
Starting point is 00:59:15 download it for free. You're paying for. But you're paid for the music as well and everything. I don't like music. Okay, all right. Well, I'll tell you what I... What are you just, like, read the transcripts of Kanye's new album?
Starting point is 00:59:30 I just nod. Just, you know, it's just good, good. Hile him, yeah. Hile him, sure, yeah. Hile him, yes, indeed. Hile them to Betsy, I tell you. But I tell you, I've just downloaded there, I might listen to it on the drive home.
Starting point is 00:59:45 Skagg boys. Skag, is that Irvine Welsh? Yes, now that is a prequel about young sick boy and young big and all that. Apparently it's a bit don't spoil anything now but apparently
Starting point is 00:59:58 they do heroin and it's a bit rough a bit moreish so there's a bit with his brother I think sick no rent boy has got like a mentally spasticated brother
Starting point is 01:00:13 that's his word not mine and it goes into like his wanking and all that he likes to wank yeah he does wanking in front of everyone public yeah yeah so that's a big part of it you know it's actually louis c k's origin story
Starting point is 01:00:29 oh i need to get irving what's it called not irving what's it what's his book uh shit uh melvin no it's something like that uh ah fuck esther no ingram ingram yes yes yes i knew that but i was just testing you um you do that long yeah you like to test me yeah so ingram um so ingram I may get that as well, just for, like, you know... To support Louis. Support my fellow masturbator. Who here cannot claim to enjoy beating their meat, you know? Slepping the salami.
Starting point is 01:01:10 So, I think for next week we should watch horror films, all right? Yeah. Any horror films that we think we should do? Is there a series... Maybe I'll tell you what, maybe I'll watch all of the... I'll watch all the Friday's hurting movies. and all the Chucky movies
Starting point is 01:01:27 and all the Hellraiser movies and all the Halloween movies and uh come on put the work in Nightmare Nellam Street Oh actually I might watch those Yeah Because I know apparently some of them are gay
Starting point is 01:01:41 Hmm Like it's a subtext Oh is that right Yeah yeah so that could be good You know like Freddy Kruger Right it's kind of He shows up in your dreams You have to
Starting point is 01:01:53 to sleep so there's no way to avoid him. There could be another one called Freddy Gooner, where he shows up every time you jerk off. It's like, oh, I mean I know he's going to come and kill me but I just kind of jerk off. I got to.
Starting point is 01:02:10 Well, well, well. Couldn't stop yourself eh? Freddy Goon. What, too. Freddy's coming in you. Three, four. Watch the Brazzers. whore. He was a gooning
Starting point is 01:02:24 janitor. Five, six, got to touch your dicks. Seven, eight, that pussy's getting eight. I don't know. I ain't ten, never goon again. There we got to the end. All right. Freddy go, folks, there we go.
Starting point is 01:02:44 There's an original cat and IP. Better than he's seen SNL these days. I agree. I agree. We're not here to talk about SNL. We're here to end the podcast. I'm not going to do much now. Okay. Don't really feel like it. You're heading back home to...
Starting point is 01:03:00 You're having a big shindig tomorrow, the O'Toole clan from all over the world are getting together. I love to go to sleep. I don't get half enough sleep these days. You don't sleep a lot. That's one thing I've noticed about you. You stay up late.
Starting point is 01:03:14 You get up insanely early. You just start pounded coffee and monster. And then you try to sleep. It's like, well, that didn't work. Time to get up again. More coffee, please. Yeah. It's starting to wear on you.
Starting point is 01:03:31 I'm tired. All the driving around, all the working, the bricks, the abuse. Oh, you. I'm a big part of it. Then when I do get a break and I have to watch all the Tron movies or else James will get angry.
Starting point is 01:03:48 What are you mean you didn't listen to the director commentary? Do you even give a fuck about this show or not I was going to do it tomorrow sure yeah well tomorrow never comes pal oh I'll watch all the
Starting point is 01:04:02 Friday turt oh I'll tell you what actually looking forward to this now we're getting Crystal Lake the TV show really yeah it's going to be Linda Carlini oh I like her a lot as the mother oh it's Mrs. Voorhe's sexy sexy Mrs. Voris
Starting point is 01:04:20 yeah imagine that I didn't think they could make her any sex here but hey I I was wrong and I'm all I ain't mad about that brother I'm feeling bit lightheaded sorry that energy drink is making me feel very sick yeah I might just go to bed now I'm having a full John Fetterman moment oh tell you I'm going to watch a baseball documentary okay yeah that's something it's called who killed the Montreal Expos right so that's good that'll be fun you can stay if you want but you better be quite yet. Hey, Brian No, no, it's not like
Starting point is 01:04:56 anything. It's not like anything. Be quiet. Anyway, that's the end of the show. Okay, bye.

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