Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 270 : Guardian Angels of Finglas
Episode Date: October 26, 2025Respect to Burt Ward...
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Well, I tell you, it looks like Katrin Connolly is going to win the Irish presidential election.
She was on breaking points there.
With Crystal and Sager?
Yeah, they weren't on that episode.
Oh.
They left of disgust.
Right, okay.
Yeah, so it's that other guy, you know, that white guy?
Nah.
Okay, right.
He refused to acknowledge him.
Yeah, I genuinely have no idea who it is.
Ryan Grimm is his name.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah.
So, but they've also, it looks like also, man.
Dandy is going to win.
Is it Mondani?
Who's that?
The New York collection.
Oh, sorry.
Wait, is that Zoron?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's him.
He's going to win it.
It looks like Cuomo is going to come third.
Okay.
That's how low he is.
It looks like, again, I don't want to predict it now, but it looks like Zoron's
number one, then Curtis Sewa.
The Guardian Angel?
Yeah, and then Cuomo.
Man, that Guardian Angel guy rules.
He's very fun.
Yeah, yeah.
I want to be like him when I grow up.
That's so cool.
We need some guardian angels in Dublin.
Right, okay.
You know the way there's all this...
With the beret and everything?
That would strike fear into their hearts.
Yeah.
All the yuck bros on their scooters.
You're going with your suspenders and your, you know, your beret.
It's like, well, well, well, what have we got here?
Some trouble makers, huh?
Yeah.
Yeah, that would strike fear because they're a cowardly lot, those yuck bros.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh shit.
It's Brian.
Jesus.
What?
Wrapping balls.
Who's going to take me on first?
Yeah.
And they send to some big guy, like,
I'll take him.
He's going to be no match for, oh.
Yeah.
It's going to be two hits, Bubba.
Me hitting you and you hitting the ground, bitch.
Pussies to the pavement, motherfucker.
Yeah, you would really.
You'd rule an iron fist.
And they'd respect you so much, dude.
my fantasy world.
Yeah, yeah.
And then, for some reason,
all of the sexy Latinas,
like, oh, Jesus me,
but I are you so sexy.
Oh, Papi, let me suck on your penis.
Oh, big gringo penis.
No time.
Sorry, babe.
I belong to the streets.
I've got a city to protect.
Let her go.
You score.
I'm talking like bat, bad.
Oh, you up pros,
better show me some respect.
A little yop bro with a cat out of a ghost jacket
Well, well, well, if it isn't my nemesis, Brian, oh fool
Where are the bombs?
No joke on it!
Oh, God, I think this energy drinks gone straight to my penis.
So, Curtis Siwa, actually, I looked him up.
Yeah.
So he's been going since the 1970s.
Yes.
started the Guardian Angels.
Yeah, which I never really heard about until
recently enough. Really?
I didn't know they were an actual thing.
Yeah.
They were like, just a bunch of lads
who called themselves that. But they've done
paperwork and stuff. They're actually
like a recognised organisation.
Yeah, yeah. They've got like 400 members.
They're all over New York.
Like you stop, you know, in the subway, you stop
off, it's going to be a guy there where a bear rate.
Yeah. Being like, don't worry, I'm watching you.
Uh-huh. Not in a creepy way.
I'm going to follow you.
make sure you're safe
if your bra falls off
I'll protect you
don't worry
so he started off
in the 70s okay
there's like 13 lads
going around with baseball bats
and they got bigger and bigger
New York City was so grimy
and crime ridden
at that time
it was taxi driver
yeah like vigilantes
so it's kind of like
the Warriors almost
exactly yeah
the Warriors was like
a satire of New York
yeah
satire or
prediction
documentary
oh that's it
yeah I couldn't think of it
I was like, yeah, satire or a something else.
Orwellian.
We need the Warriors in Dublin in 2025, you know.
I've got bottles with you.
Yeah, your enemy's like,
Brian, come out as gay.
Stop it.
Stop that.
That's not the original quote.
Do you know it?
It's not funny.
Don't plagiarize Walter Hills work like that.
Oh, let me, let me talk.
Let me talk, alright, right, right, right.
Shut up.
So, they're a huge organization.
For a while, they had chapters in other countries as well.
Like, there was English guardian angels and the Australian and all that.
I also believe that the triads, that's what they started out.
They were called the Guardian Asians, though, and.
Oh, we're up on, come on.
That's just lazy, hacky, low-hanging fruit.
come on Cadden you're better than that
no I'm not I'm really not
no more boost for you
I feel it man I'm feeling it's surging
this is the best 75 pence I've ever spent
well like so he's been going to the long time
all right yeah 400 members
now they
don't just go around battering people
they have a lot of homeless outreach
and they help people and talk to people
who seem like they're kind of like a bit
crazy, try to calm him down
mental health and stuff.
Exactly. He was saying there's a lot of times
like there's no cops around
and it wasn't for
the Garin Angels, there'd be anarchy on
the street. Where were they on 9-11?
They really dropped the ball
there, didn't it? Yeah, there's planes coming.
Hit that with your baseball bat.
Hey, this is my city. Oh,
Gino, what are you doing? They crashed
into the towers. Hey, sorry, boss.
I was having a slice of pizza
Yeah, in the pizzeria.
Oh,
that Gino makes the good mozzarella.
We left you alone for 10 minutes.
And 9-11 happened.
This ain't going to look good on the quarterly review, buddy.
We're going to look like assholes.
So they've had some incidents in the past.
He has admitted for the first few years,
they did it stage some incidents.
Okay.
Yeah.
So they have like,
you know, a fake mugging or something
or like, you know, a guy with like a fake
like cast, be like, oh yeah, yeah, I broke my neck
from fighting all those rapists.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but the doctor should
be better next week.
Yeah.
You know, that kind of, but then an incident like
where I think one, the guardian angels was black
and he got shot by the cops and that became a big thing.
Right, right.
He's had a lot of damage inflicted towards him
just courtesy was.
So a long time ago, he got battered by two lads,
of baseball bats
and that was under the orders
of Gotti
John Gotti
yeah
Teflon Dawn
and Don
and then he didn't
learn his lesson
there so they shot
him in a taxi a few times
I think they shot him
like the ribs
and the groin
like all the places
where you're not
supposed to get shot
where doctors recommend
you know not
not getting holes in
clearly a severe
allergic reaction
to being shot
in the penis
so
and he recovered
again
fair play at
And he's, I don't know what age he is now.
He's much older, of course, you know.
In, like, 2020, he got, like, his jaw fractured protecting a footlocker.
Right.
Yeah.
These savages are trying to destroy a footlocker.
And he's the only ones between them and anarchy.
Okay.
And I think he's, like, him versus, like, 300 lads.
Of course.
Yeah, yeah.
And he defeated them all.
I think he had some help, of course, yeah.
But he also has 19 cats.
19 cats.
Yeah.
Right.
He loves animals.
Okay
Yeah, he's a fun guy
Like that
Does he have any kids
Too busy with the cats
Fair enough
The cats ate them all
And he's been married like four times
He's a busy fucker
And he used to have a radio show
When he got replaced by Don Imus
Oh what?
Yeah
Yeah
And then Don Amos like
I'll show you how it's done
Yeah
Look at those nappy-headed
Nappy-headed berries
Yeah
Yeah
He doesn't
It doesn't seem like too bad a fella, I'll be honest.
Now, he's the Republican, all right?
But the Republicans in New York was always, there's always like, why you've bought her.
Yeah.
So they've never really had a good run, Republicans.
It's all, they always did it as kind of like, um, like a stunt or to make a point.
I know, uh, William F. Buckley ran years ago, obviously, and he got like, I'm making up numbers here.
I say he got 14% and at times like, wow.
Yeah.
What the?
That's pretty.
Double digits.
Yeah, we're making a point here, okay?
Yeah, yeah.
Next year, 15%.
So, like, he was independent for a while.
He was like, hey, that Trump's a fucking jerk.
You know, he's like that.
He's like, he's just one of those guys.
He's like the reverse fetterman in a way.
Okay.
So he's a Republican.
He's got a lot of like, hey, boy, love is love.
Hey, I don't care if you're a fag as long as you like pizza.
Oh, forget about it.
Hey, I like sausage in my mouth
You'll like it somewhere else
We're all people at the end of the day
Come on, forget about it
In the day we all hate the fucking red socks
It's like that
Whereas Fetterman, he's Democrat
But he just loves
Having strokes
Yeah, strokes in Israel
I say stroking over Israel
Put on a suit, you goofball
Jesus Christ
Yeah, so I do like courtesy
And then like
I just saw a clip there a while ago
Or, like, Zoron was like,
hey, I'd have to vote for somewhere else.
Obviously, I'd vote for, you know, Curtis there.
He's like, hey, stop glazing me, Zoron.
Stop glazing me.
Ah, he's hip with the kids.
You've got the lingo.
That's going to be like me when I'm older, you know.
I'll be using cool phrases, yeah.
Hey, stop glazing me.
The cops are arresting me.
Like, hey, you're glazing me.
You know what's crazy now.
You know, Cuomo is not doing well.
No, yeah.
Running's independent.
He just got the.
Amy Schumer vote.
Oh. And it didn't help him at all.
Kel, surprise. If I anything, it hurt him.
Yeah. Yeah. And a lot
of people are being quite mean to
poor old Amy Schumer and saying that it's
a little bit hypocritical because
you know, he got accused of being
Italian towards all those women. Uh-huh.
He was Italian on the woman's tits.
Yes. Yeah. And
you know, harassing him all that. Being a grease
ball. Yeah, yeah. So they're giving
Amy Schumer a lot of shit about it.
But it looks like he's going to come
third, Zoran. And
Zoron, who's
a guest, that's what I'm going to
win it for him. Zoran
was on Flagrant. Flagrant
with Andrew Schultz. And
Akash and all those other
dipshit. I've never heard his other two lads talking.
Who are those lads?
One's called Mark and the other is called
Al. I don't think it's healthy,
you Noda. I'll go
even further. Mark has his
own podcast where he goes deep
into conspiracies. Oh, really?
And Al is just like a really
fit buff, dude.
Are those guys... He looks great with his
shirt off, dude. Are those guys
the real stars of the show? Like, is
Schultz holding him back? I think so.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why
Schultz grows his mustache looking
so ridiculous to steal
focus from the real stars.
And then, O'Cosh, he kind of
when your man made
that the problem with the poo documentary,
his name was Harry
Cundabulu
That's not too
That might not be
perfect
But it's in the ballpark
You tried
I tried
He spent half an hour
Before we start
Record in the mirror
It's going
Bubaboboo
Laba doo doo
Harry La Bubu
Yeah
So Akosh
Kind of came out
And said
Hey fuck you
Apu is a great
fun character
Hank Azaria for life
Yeah
Yeah
So they've all got their own
Things
But they're all very much
They've hitched their wagon
To the Andrew
Shultz
thing. I will say
I don't really, I'm
not defending the Riyadh
Comedy Festival, okay?
Because you're a coward. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He made us turn
it down. They were going to pay us millions.
And Brian there said,
no, but what about always?
No, I was trying to play them, you know.
I was like, they'll come back with a better offer, James.
Don't worry. It's millions.
I need the money, Brian.
No, no, no.
I'm getting evicted, and you know that, because
We live in the same house.
Oh, no, don't come back.
Just so you play the game,
you'll come back with double, yeah.
Any day now, you know.
And then they got Jim Owen instead
and Andrew Maxwell.
I heard he went over for like
a multi-pack of crisps or something.
Yeah, lifetime supply
of pot noodles.
I quite need that.
It's cold in the house.
It is cold in the house, isn't it?
Well, not we can do.
Tell you what we could do, turn on the fucking lights.
Oh, fuck that, dude.
We're in the dog.
talk from it
we're in the dark
where we belong
the lights
oh no
you're ruining
my mystique
the more
they can see me
the less
we do
we do less
numbers on
TikTok
the more visible
I am
yeah
yeah
yeah
oh I'm looking
good now
right
oh my God
is that
Pedro Pascal
oh I've got
anxiety
let me grab your
cock
anyway
it's funny
he's Mr. Fantastic
he can stretch
to touch more women.
Has the ship sailed on Old Pedro?
No.
Only on people like you.
I'll tell you what,
he was very good in Eddington.
All right.
Because in Eddington...
He's a good actor.
I'm not saying that.
In Eddington, he's playing a guide
that everyone likes,
but he's actually an asshole.
All right?
And he's playing against type essentially
because he has to do the whole like,
hey, I'm running for your country
and I care about diversity
and I care about, you know,
black guys, all that kind of stuff, right?
Yeah.
the fuck oh who's that oh bitch well you know he's obviously not doing mr fantastic there
because that doesn't sound like it's quite a stretch for him that's not bad that's all right
you know drop the mic boom no that's what we need we need a flagrant two set up we need
five guys on the side and be like yeah man oh kidding that's hilarious i'm gonna hire five
homeless guy you sit there and i'm like come on
laugh and one of them's dead.
Don't hump his
corpse. The mic can pick
that up. Oh, do you know how hard
it is to edit squelching out
and post-production? God
damn, it shows some professionalism.
Christ.
Look at me, back to the iPass centers
with you lads, all right? Yeah,
yeah.
Fawken bricks and bottles thrown on you
all hours of the day.
Anyway, right, right, right.
Hey. Matt, you haven't even
finish your boost? I'm going to halfway
through baby it's only gonna get worse
oh it's crazy i will drink sometimes like
three monsters you're recording and be like
I'm so tired I don't have the energy
you know you fucking yeah
energy for both yes
carrying this shit right
well let me talk now okay what was talking
about sorry the Zoron
on the New York election
moved on from that all right I tell you what
I'm growing up though I will say
I'm watching more
political stuff
like adult stuff all right no more that you know
Andrew Shultz-type politics.
I'm listening to MSNBC,
you know, real stuff.
Right.
Detroit.
Right.
I'm also reading,
I'm not reading any Doctor Who books the moment.
I'm reading Whirlwind by
The Order of Shogun.
Okay.
Yeah, so it's more adults.
Sounds very grown up.
It's about Iran, the oil trade and stuff.
Okay.
And I'll tell you what,
there's a new DC comic book
that's coming out now.
And let me tell you,
Okay, like, you're going to get excited, all right?
It's called DC-K-O.
DC-K-O.
Yeah, and it's all about all the heroes in the DC universe have to fight
in this, like, kind of cosmic intergalactic fighting tournament.
Okay, so think about, like, cosmic space WWE.
Oh.
And it's, like, controlled by, like, it's evil Vince McMahon.
Like, an evil version of Vince McMahon, right?
I'm not sure how I feel about that.
Yeah.
And you think it's just DC-Uroman.
universe, all right? But it's being revealed.
That's what you said. That's what I taught.
That's what they said, okay? But he turned
the page and guess who's showing up,
all right? It's going to be...
Mrs. Brown's boys.
Buster versus
Iron Man.
I'm like, Iron Man's not D.C.
Sorry.
Yeah, Buster I'm okay with Iron Man. Like, no.
No, it's actually even better. You know, Annabelle?
The
Haunted doll thing.
Yeah
It's like a conjuring spin-off
Yeah, yeah
Right
Imagine her versus Aquaman
Hmm
Yeah
And you know who else is showing up
You know it's sub-zero
Yeah, I think
From like mortal combat
Yeah
Yeah, he's there as well
Right
Imagine him fighting the Riddler
Okay
I know who else's showing up
You know, homelander
Yes
Yeah, he's there
Homelander's there
Versus
Underwoman
Could be, yeah
Probably Superman I imagine
Yeah
but imagine that.
What, what,
what's the point of all the things?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're bleeding out of ear.
Now, is this, in what format is this like in a comic book?
A comic book, yeah.
Okay, right.
You're not listening.
So little drawings of cartoons on a page.
Well, if you say it like that, yeah.
I mean, you can see it about anything.
It's like, oh, what, books, just like words on gay paper.
Oh, the Quran, just little funny stories on a page.
I'm reading the Quran.
Where's Annabelle?
What a homelander?
Is this the Koran or Marmaduke?
I can't tell.
It's all nonsense.
Owen Wilson plays Mohammed.
Wow.
So your wife's only four years old?
And that's accepted?
Not four.
It's not Iron Man.
She's not four.
Okay.
Well, you know, I heard she's actually,
go on.
What ain't she?
No.
I don't know what I was going to say
I heard you's up for it
I can't get for it
oh my gosh
well at least this is Patreon
isn't it
no it's a free one yeah
oh no
anyway look let's let's
let's comment on
what else we're gonna talk about
yeah you got me going there
sorry
it's where's my notebook
I don't know
oh it's right here
oh it's panicking there yeah
have you been up to much this week
I was doing some
running some
I had to tend to my father's grave.
That's not very funny, though, is it?
Yeah.
You should know to.
Sorry.
And the votes tomorrow.
But you're not voting.
You're too busy.
Drinking and eating and celebrating while democracy crumbles.
I never said that.
Where are you getting that from?
You're going to a wedding.
I'll do both.
You can't do both.
Yes, I can.
It's illegal.
No one's stopping me, yeah?
It's not like, I'm not the one getting married.
And even I was getting married.
I tell that bitch to wait.
Yeah.
Are there any objections?
I got to vote for Hedder.
Jim Gavin, he could still pull it out of the bag.
Now what happens if a whole bunch of people just spoiled their vote?
Does that go towards like...
Oh, actually now, you know the way this whole spoil the vote thing?
Yeah, yeah.
Because they want...
It's protesting because Maria Stein didn't get it.
Right.
Apparently, according to my good friend Enoch Burke,
the spoil the vote campaign is actually
funded by a rich
American
I think
I think he's Catholic
okay
but it's some kind of
like conspiracy
I see
so the only way to defeat him
is to vote for Heather Humphreys
that's what Enoch Burr
right okay
wow so it makes you think
it does
I won't be thinking myself
but it would make someone think
you voting for Catherine Conley
I don't like to say
you communist
I don't like to reveal these things
but I tell you who I
I would vote for her now.
This is not a good segue.
Bert Ward.
Holy terrible segue, Batman.
That's right, old chum.
By the way, Bert Ward played Robin
in the Adam West Batman series.
If you didn't get that, I don't know what to tell you.
Who the fuck doesn't know that?
Yeah.
What kind of fucking...
You don't deserve the right to vote
if you don't know that.
If you don't know that basic information,
how are you going to decide the future of our country?
fucking wake up and smell the coffee, fool.
I'll listen to a podcast about Bert Ward, all right?
Of course you were.
Bert Ward cast, okay?
You're a red-blooded male after all.
It's 1,000 episodes.
Not enough.
But apparently, Bert Ward wrote a book that was very sexual.
Okay.
It was about his life.
And I didn't realize just how much snizz him and Adam West were getting.
Of course, dude.
Do you crazy?
And he was very open about this.
So in his book, his autobiography, he was like, yeah, and we gave all those girls.
are bat sperm.
Oh.
Yeah.
And he had all these
funny stories,
all right?
So he's saying
one time he was
going to bang this girl
and she said
she had a food fetish.
All right?
So he put a little
pizzas on the ground
and started banging her
on the old pizza
while Alan West watched.
Wow.
And then afterwards
he got an STD
that made his balls
go really big.
Jesus.
That sounds like
a terrible way
to ruin a carpet.
That's what that is.
Banging a girl on a bunch of pizza.
Just a mess.
And wapping the pizza afterwards.
Wait, so he put it on a bunch of pizzas and fucked her on top of him.
Yeah, Adam West was there like, oh, old chum.
Wow.
Yeah.
Somebody order extra sausage.
Apparently him and Adam West were quite, what do you call him, like Escoma brothers?
Is that the term?
Yeah.
They'd always be having sex with girls together, switching, mid-stroke.
always went first though
Robin gets sloppy seconds
according to Bert Ward he got
way more women than Adam
he was saying
Bert Ward said that all women
wanted Bert Ward and they had to have sex
with Adam West first but they didn't really like it
no they were just pretending to come along
over and over again
when they were having sex with Bert Ward
they were too nervous to admit they were coming
so they looked very bored
and some of them were crying just out of pure
joy for the
experience of Bert Ward.
Calling it bat sperm
as well, you know, that's crazy.
Because that wasn't even his character.
Yeah, it should be Robin Spir.
Yeah, that sounds weird.
Bat sperm and Robin Jizz, you know?
Yeah, those guys,
only went three years that show, but those guys
really lived the life. Really? Three years? I thought it was
like ten at least.
No, no. That's cool.
Yeah, but, you know, they really went, they really
milked it.
I mean, it was, you know, it was the swinging 60s, you know, free love,
and they were all probably getting high on Reefer and listening to jazz records.
We could do that now.
Yeah.
We'll just get a bunch of our frozen pizzas, put them on the ground.
Come on, love, you'll.
It's great.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
We don't have pizzas, so we just have a bunch of frozen potato waffles and beans.
That's basically the same thing.
mix it all together
oh fuck
throw a few
cheese strings
on or a few baby
bells you know
let's party
this is mental
this is madness
what is this
is good for TikTok
yeah
they're gonna love it
man
oh fuck
I
anything more about
Bart Ward
that's very interesting
I'm gonna read
this book actually
I'm gonna buy on Kindle
I know he kind of
it's got
sorry to drop you
it's got some kind of
funny title
like confession
of the story behind
the tights or something like that
something kind of like sexual
but what are you going to say? I know that
like in his later career he did
a lot of those kind of cheap sex
comedies of like the 70s
and 80s you know
like but yeah he was a real fuck boy
he always had suggestions like what about they fuck
some girls on some pizza
who would do that
I don't know
probably some cool guy
yeah
but
I've never heard of that
that's a bizarre thing
isn't it
the pizzas
do any other foods
Chili con carne
Probably not very safe
You know
Chicken Vindaloo
They don't you want to be the worst food
The fuck on
None of them are great
Ice cream wouldn't be good
You get all the soft
Well yeah
Yeah
With Ben and Jerry watching you
Mm-hmm
Try to think what else would be
Crunchy Nut Corn Flakes
More like Buster Nut Corn Flakes
Bustan Not Corn Flakes
Oh
Can't be stopped
We watched a show
We'll talk about a while ago
Called On Brand with Jimmy Fallon
Yeah
Where they have to promote certain brands
You'd be very good at that
I think so
Yeah
Where it's like we're on to promote
It's for families
And like yeah
Well bust a nut porn flakes
Come on Jimmy
what I gotta be in blackface
for you to think it's funny
I tell you what
I want to talk with two movies
they're coming up all right
that I'm excited for
I know the way people are very
Debbie Downer
about Hollywood these days
like it's AI
and it's all superhero movies
and it's hard for directors to get
you know their budgets
for their vision and all that
but we got two movies coming out soon
there are both over 200 million
okay
they're both director led
all right
and I'm guessing
they're probably going to be big failures, but
we'll see what happens. The first one,
Resurrection Part 1
by Mel Gibson. Wow.
Yes. This is the resurrection
of Christ, where Christ
goes to hell and battles
demons and Satan, and then comes back
and is resurrected then.
Now, they couldn't get Jim Caviesel.
So they've got an unknown
actor. It would be very funny if they
go to hell and it's just the Seinfeld
apartment.
Oh my God.
they're all evil
apart from Kramer
we like him
oh it's so
Jerry it's so hot in hell
it's hot in hell
of course it's hell
it's gotta be hot
what do you want
you know
Ah
George is getting upset
and Jesus
bursts
like Kramer
oh
man
his dad
by the way
I always knew
Mel Gibson's dad
was a little bit
kooky
sure
I forgot how
extreme he was. He has his own, like, sect.
Is he still alive?
He just died in, like, 2020.
Okay. But for a while there, I remember him saying
on the podcast that his dad was getting
erections well up to the end.
Because he was getting stem cell treatment.
Oh, yeah. That was on Rogan.
Yeah, that's, yeah.
That's something my son should be bragging
about. He's like, you know, like, my dad can fight your
dad. He's like, yeah, my dad can get boners still.
Uh-huh. Yeah, and he's, anti-Semitic.
Yeah, you can hang your hat on it, you know what I mean?
Oh, my God.
So I think Joe, not Joe Rogan,
Mel Gibson's dad,
he rejects Vatican 2, I believe.
And he said, I think he thought the Pope
as a big queer.
Oh.
He loved kissing the Quran.
Wow.
Yeah.
Wait, what's Vatican 2?
What is that like?
It's like kind of a thing that came together
and changed a lot of stuff.
And it's what...
Made it more progressive?
I suppose.
I mean, they kind of change things like
Like, you know Latin Mass?
Yeah.
Changed the English.
Okay, right, right.
He, yeah, was pretty conservative.
Like, the Holocaust didn't happen and stuff.
Sure.
And he didn't keep it quiet.
Like, I think the week of the Passion of Christ,
Mel's dad was calling up.
Be like, it didn't happen.
My God, you know.
A lot of people to know this.
Yeah.
And good luck with the movie, son.
That's just him calling into Howard Stern.
But what's funny?
is he was also, because people
are multifaceted, he was also
a quiz master. And he
actually won a load of big
quizzes in Australia, like on TV
and won lots of money. I donate all
to good causes, you know, causes
to help to debunk the Holocaust. The David Duke
Foundation, David Irving,
David Eich, and...
All the David. Yeah, David Kromelts.
Surprisingly, he's like, hey,
I don't like the people, but numbers is a
Richo. I love numbers. It's great. What do you want for me?
Apart from six million. I don't like that number.
But anyway, back to Mel. Okay, so Mel, it's a two-part epic about Jesus going to hell.
Right.
We're all unknowns.
Yeah, Cavizels are coming back.
No, because it's too old now, yeah.
Right.
They're thinking about de-aging, but no, it's going to be. So it's all new.
Jesus goes to hell, fights demons for two films.
What do you think? Will it?
bear a mind last one made a
fuck ton of money
will this make money
this will be good
we can play this back years from now
I think yeah probably
I mean you got the
the Christians they're going to go for it
and then kind of all of the
Maga anti-woke
people are going to go for it
anti-Semites are going to go for it
Monaghan? Monaghan
It's probably going to have a premiere in Monaghan
cinema you know roll out the red
carpet I always know they were sneaky
Yeah, I think it could probably make money, yeah
Okay, right
Second film, Heat 2
Okay
Now I've been here about Heat 2 for years
Yeah
It's one of those things like, yeah, sure, whatever
And like, man, Michael
Man's been trying his best where he put the book out
So you can read the script of Heat 2
Okay
It's called Heat 2, all right
And I believe the book is half prequel
half sequel
where it is
it's following
I forget the
character
sorry the
Pacino character
that's the
sequel part
and the prequel part
is all about
Val Kilmer
and Robert Niro
before the big
heist
like how they met
in previous heise
beforehand
now I didn't believe
it was happening
but just recently
did a deal with
Apple
so Apple's going to
help fund this
it's going to be over
200 million
and it's got a big
tax incentive
from L.A.
Do you want to
fill
LA and that requires we have to shut down roads and stuff
motorways, yeah, so.
Incinerate all the hobos and tent cities, you know?
Yeah, yeah, just doesn't get in the way.
Just a bulldozer right through them.
So it's a, it looks like it's happening.
There's a lot of rumors about who's there.
There's talk of bringing Pacino back and de-aging him.
Now, Pacino is, I think, 85 years old.
Yeah.
I think by the time I start filming this, he'd be like 86.
Yeah, I don't, I don't think the shit.
And he, you know, he has to do, like, great age.
Yeah, I wouldn't be fair to his.
Some stage, it's almost like elder abuse, you know.
So there's a lot of rumors about who they want.
The big rumor is they all want Leo.
But I imagine every film was Leo.
As Pichino.
I think maybe.
Or as De Niro.
Young De Niro.
I think they don't have to recast it completely.
McCauley, that's it.
Yeah, Young Macaulay, I think they won't.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now, Vincent is Pacino's character.
Whatever, just call them by their actor's names.
Yeah, that's all.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
They haven't mentioned who's going to play Young Hank Azaria, yeah.
Or young, bald, Ari, gold.
Yeah.
Balding, I should say.
But the rumor is, Leo, if they can't get Leo, maybe Bradley Cooper.
I could see that.
They want to get, of course, Alam Driver there to play.
I think
or Austin
Butler.
Basically they're trying
to get any name
they can get
all right
and it's going to be
a big big cast
but yeah
because they're so
iconic the characters
and the actors
have played them
it has to be very
kind of strategic
you know
could Austin Butler
do Val Kilmer
I think he goes
I think so
I mean Kilmer's not really
he's a big part
of the book
okay
his character
yeah yeah
well I just spent
like in terms
like Kilmer is very
good in it
obviously
but he's not
I don't think
he's ever doing
anything
that would be outside the range
of like Austin Butler
you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think Butler's capable.
Oh, of course, yeah, yeah.
Don't you ever do,
if he does like Elvis?
I watched that Priscilla movie, actually.
Real letdown.
Real letdown.
It's always a bit of a, you know,
unfair, you know, unfair way
to present true love.
No, I think, honestly,
it's far too favourable to Elvis.
I think that's a big problem, yeah.
Because it was done in conjunction with herself.
Yeah, like Priscilla, like she never portrays either Elvis or herself in any kind of negative light.
Now obviously, her as a child, she's not, she can't be in any way culpable or anything.
Really?
But I have hurt.
That's not what you said off, Mike.
Yeah, a little bitch of goes, she knows she was doing, am I right?
Yeah, that's what I was saying.
Brian.
You're invited to a party, okay?
You're in a hot tub in Jack Nicholson's house.
Okay, all right.
I mean, what was she doing there in that army base?
Okay, you're American in Germany, all right?
The king of rock and roll's there.
You're going to go, you're going to party.
Okay, I mean, let's be real here, all right?
Sorry to interrupt there, but this came out recently.
So I didn't know his wife is in movies.
Who's Tarantinos?
Yeah.
She didn't all these awful Israeli movies.
And now, Tarantino is showing them in his new Beverly theater.
Oh, God.
Lock the doors, don't let them out.
Like, Glory's bastards.
But so his, it's his tier, it's all just like, yeah, we show my movies.
We show the movies of Howard Hughes and, you know, Sam Peck and Paul.
And also, this Israeli guy.
And then, yeah, and you know he's like, deep down, it's like, oh, fuck.
Yeah.
It's embarrassing.
Honey, it was great, yeah.
Yeah.
You know, he's a kind of guy that can, like,
make arguments for like weird
movies, you know what I mean?
Like he'll kind of...
Yeah. But even he would probably
struggle as like, no, it was great the way that
you know, the cameras were shaky
the whole time, the lighting was terrible.
But anyway, actually, again to interrupt, actually,
yeah? I didn't realize there's two
separate October 7 shows out
right now. Is that right? I was thinking of watching
it, but I was like, you know,
I'll save that for a rainy day,
you know? Yeah, there's one
day in October
when I need to cheer myself off
I've been interrupting
too much
no no go ahead
no
you talk now
for next
oh god
all right
what are the
I'm interested
the two October seven
shows
one is called
one day in October
the other one's called
something like really
dramatic like
danger
danger day
the rape of innocence
by savages
presented by Barry Wise
Oh Barry Weiss
Yeah, yeah, yeah
By the way, so I mentioned Barry Wise a while ago
Their empire is getting so huge now
So yeah
Larry Ellison
Yes
Is the biggest private donor to the IDF in history
Correct
Okay, his son
owns Skydance which now owns Paramount
And they are looking to buy
Warner Brothers
Okay
so they're going to merge it all together
and it's all going to be headed by
Barry Weiss, okay, her free
press blog. Yeah. And they
tell you the real truth. They sure do.
And the big thing they're criticising
her is about, you know the whole
thing about the hungry people in Gaza?
Yeah. They're actually fattys.
Is that right? That's what they're saying. They're big
fatty boom battys. Oh, okay.
Yeah, yeah.
You can't see, the camera you pan over his big
Starbucks and like Burger King right there.
Yeah, yeah. Fucking Taco Bell.
yeah man
yeah so they're like they have all these videos about like
yeah people are saying those children are dying
from starvation we looked up
they've actually got other diseases as well
so there you know so that kid
there he's got spinal bifida
so that's what
it's not the hunger it's killing them
and this one he's allergic
to bullets to the face so that's just
a natural allergic reaction
that's almost like a natural selection
that's God's work you know we can't be
I'm going to restart the camera in a minute
I'm just looking to see what else we can talk about here
There's a new Kennedy TV show coming out
That I'm looking forward to
And
Oh actually yeah
I'm not complaining about something actually
All right
Give me a second, let me just restart this
I can't wait it
Go off King
This is when Tuller's at his best
When people have wronged him
And he's got to just
Let the scythe of vengeance
sweep down.
Yeah, fucking brace yourselves,
bitches. No, so I was
flyering a while ago, right? Outside the
international. Right. Right. And, you know,
that's a tough job. Yeah.
Like, it's like being in a bomb disposal
unit. Pretty much. You're on the front lines.
One beat of sweats going down.
This is life or debt shit.
So I'm out there. There's a guy dressed up
like a bush standing
there. Oh, the bushman? Yeah, the bushman.
I don't want to sound racist here, but
like, fucking, is a bushman over there.
all right and he's ukrainian that's what i meant i don't know what you're laughing yeah he's ukrainian
because i was like what you doing so he's just standing against a wall
there's no other shrubbery around so it's pretty obvious that he's just yeah a man dressed
a bush right standing beside a macdonald's and what he's doing is he's just jumping out
women going like bleh yeah and they're screaming yeah uh and that's all he's doing and he's got
a friend just stand there filming it not like hidden behind a bin he's just they're like
he with a big iMac's camera yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
And I was just like, who are you guys?
Like, we are pranksters.
He he.
And I was like, all right.
I was just dare fliering.
But it's hard to flyer because it's like,
is a woman there.
It's always women, by the way.
And like, oh, God.
Like, comedy miss?
It's you, you did that, you awful man.
You paid him.
I'm not, I'm not connected.
I swear.
No, I paid a man to drag you into the bushes.
This guy got the assignment all wrong.
Fuck it idiot.
So I look this guy up, all right.
I've seen the video.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, but he just does that.
And they're Ukrainians.
This happened he left them into the country.
And now I don't trust any Bush at all.
I'm just kicking the bush.
Where are you?
You're not scaring me?
Oh, fucking that.
But I looked up their videos.
It's always, this, like,
I can't be doing that scaring women all the time.
Yeah, I kind of have to.
to wonder about, like, let's say hypothetically
they jump, what if somebody has a heart
condition and it takes a heart attack?
Yeah, you know what they do? Probably get more money off the
government. Yeah, yeah.
Oh, the government will hush it up
Varadker and fucking Simon
Harris, Martin,
me, whole Martin, that all
come together. They'll sweep it
under their bush. Yeah, so I
had to like ask them to move, all right?
No, I didn't actually, I asked someone else
to ask them. Yeah. Jason came along,
like, Jason, make them go away. Yeah.
I'm too scared
and Jason spoke to him
and I was kind of hiding behind him
You're hiding behind what you thought
was just a bush
But it was just him
He's like, why is this man behind me
He smells terrible
Yeah
So did they move?
He moved way to the other side of the street
But then I just hear more screams
Yeah
Yeah, I've seen the videos
Now I don't think they're the originals
are they like
I think it's something like
Oh what they're not even
original
I don't think so
I've seen these videos
going around
like Dennis Leary
for years
yeah pretty much
they're like
Carlos Mincea man
but yeah
so I don't think
they came up with it
but they're just doing it
and yeah
for some reason
people like to
look at videos
of women being
scared in public
I guess
pretty sexy
it's weird though
it's definitely a weird
thing
is like we are the
Bushmen
pranksters
We scare the women with the big ditties that jiggle when they fall, it's so funny.
It's like, all right, it's kind of creepy and weird, but whatever, you know.
But if we did it.
I'm not dressed as a bush.
I've just got a little bit of greed attached to my cock.
I scared you thought I was bush, man.
Oh, fuck.
Missleto.
No, no, what we could do, we'll turn the tide of them.
dress as like
ice agents
you know it's like
we're here to scare
the bush man
yeah
oh fuck
yeah I kind of
used up all the movies
I'm going to talk about
having really a time to
I'm reading a lot more
okay I'm trying to stay off the phone
read more
right
I'm still reading my
Rosso Carol Kelly books
good
that's a nice little
world I live in
yeah
I started reading
I want to read
you ever hear of Brandon Sanderson
That name does sound familiar
Yeah, man, he's massive
He's basically what publishers wish
George Or Martin was
George Or Martin
So he's kind of like
Another big fat guy who writes fantasy
Okay
But he's young
He's like 40
Okay
He looks exactly like Bobby Miningham
Okay
All right
And he puts out huge books
Like basically twice a year
Right
Yeah
What's the name of the
Multiple books
They're all set in like the
Converse or the
converse or all yeah
Mistborn is the big one there
and I was like
there's a huge but you're going to a bookshop
all right there's basically at this stage now
the Brandon Sanderson
section okay and became way bigger
because you know the wheel of time
oh yes I've heard of that
yeah so he didn't write those
originally but the Robert Jordan
his name was that his name
I don't know the original writer died
by like book eight
okay he took it over
he took it over by the permission
of the estate he took over
So that made him way more popular.
Right.
And I was like, oh, I want to find out, like, I was going to buy the first book.
I looked up on YouTube, see the reviews and that.
And I found this one guy who's like, really like,
this is a video to say it, I am stop.
I'm no longer reading Brander Sanderson books.
And I, this is hard for me to say because those books did find who I am.
And I wouldn't be here at all if it wasn't for Brandon Sanderson.
But now he's a cello.
He cares more about the money.
Oh.
Why is your sell out?
I don't know.
I didn't finish it.
Because there was a wheel of time show, right?
Yeah, yeah.
That probably wasn't very good.
No, I don't think of it, yeah, people watch it much, yeah, yeah.
So I'm kind of looking to, I think instead I'm going to get Gene Wolfe.
He's another science fiction author, but he's very well respected.
I would like to, some stage, read the HP Lovecraft stories.
Okay.
Because he's such a big influence on people I like.
Sure.
but I haven't read any of his stories
No, me neither
I know Reanimator
I want to watch that again
You ever watch that?
No, that's really good
Is his severed head
It's alive
And he eats a woman's pussy
Nice
Yeah, yeah
And he's like, yeah
More passion
Hey, I thought I was gonna give you head
Eh?
No, they wouldn't say
Something this course is down
Oh, okay, sorry
The severed head's like
Don't say that, James
Please be respectful
Have you watched anything then?
I watched
interesting little movie there
it's kind of an unknown
film what's that
what I hear noises
well is that immigrants is it
oh no it's your phone my phone it's the immigrant alarm
yeah yes this it is
expecting Ukrainian jump out I tell you
it's always going off can't go anywhere without it going
I watched a little movie called
the first power it's kind of
it's from the 90s
it's like set in LA
and it's kind of like an occult
neo-noir
cop thriller thing.
Yeah. But what's interesting is, it's very unknown,
but it's very similar. Do you ever see
that movie Fallen with Denzel
Washington? No. Oh, okay.
I'm sorry. Fuck. Well, that kind of
blew that then. I'm a fucking idiot.
Well, you can tell me about both. No, I won't.
I won't. If you didn't do the
research, and if you're not willing
to do the work, I'm not going to
take your hand and walk you along.
No help, but I'm like, who's Denzel Washington?
So this movie, the first power, it stars
Lou Diamond Phillips
That's right kids
Everyone's favorite
But yeah
It was kind of forgotten about it
But it's
This serial killer
Get sent to the gas chamber
But because he like
Practices occultism and stuff
He's like big into Satan worship
Yeah
He basically makes it so that he
When he gets sent to the death chamber
He can come back and possess people
And like take over their bodies
And make them kill
Like whoever he wants
and, like, Lou Diamond Phillips thinks he's going insane
because only he can see him and shit.
But again, this is all very similar to the movie Fallen,
which, okay, you haven't heard of.
I'm sorry, I keep saying I'm sorry.
It's never enough.
It's why I've got a black guy.
And you're going to have another one, but it's a very similar concept.
Like Denzel Washington, he's like a cop, he's a good Christian,
and it's the same thing.
Serial killer gets put to death,
but then comes back and possesses people,
the murder, but I kind of think
the first power I
preferred to fall in
Oh, such a snob
I know, yeah, but...
A dinner party, like, yeah, that's right,
I said it. I'm actually more
of a fan of Blue Diamond Phillips, I think he
was a young... A revelation
in Young Guns. Everyone, the party
stops, and look around like,
record scratch, that's right,
I said it. Yeah.
But it's cool, because it's
October, you know, I'm kind of watching more
like horror movies, and
when you do that
because of the genre
you tend to watch
a lot of dog shit
like I watched
another one there
slasher called
Valentine
and it was terrible
what's the way
when the Valentine
come out
2001
oh I'm thinking
post scream
alright okay
because there was
my bloody
valentine
yes
no it's a different
film
I know
sorry
I know
I know
I just trying to join in
yeah
don't
yeah
and there's also
romantic comedy
set during
Valentine's Day
I believe
I'll let myself
out
yeah please do
Valentine's terrible
but it does feature
Denise Richards
in her primes
not to be misogynist or whatever
but
it also has
David Boreannis
in his prime
so there you go
I like to objectify him
yeah exactly
they'd probably give me a medal
anyway
terrible film
but yeah I kind of
I have a real soft spot
for the slasher genre
because like the first
horror movie I ever saw
was scream
and that's really you're starting off on a high
it's like you're always chasing that
you fuck yourself nothing will ever compete
with how good that is
and I love that whole franchise
the Scream franchise
except for the last one
kind of disappointed me but don't worry
number seven's coming
Neve Campbell is back guys
I've heard they're all coming back
yeah I heard
Matthew Lillard
really apparently
that's the rumor and it better be true
or else your ear on the street
you're hanging around the you know the studio
going through the bins and stuff.
Don't worry, boss.
I'm just cleaning up here.
Sniffing her panties as well.
I'm doing research.
I'm ghost-faced.
Panty-faced.
Just me with a pair of soiled underwear
and a rolling pin.
That's my weapon.
Ah, panty face is coming.
Better run from panty face.
I also watched the Fear Street movies
Oh yes, I haven't watched any of those
The first trilogy is decent
They're well regarded, people like them
I liked it but the new one that came out
It's kind of a standalone one
It was dog shit
Fear Street prom queen
2025
You were so excited as well
I was so excited
I stayed up all night
I had my tiara on
And my prom dress like
I'm gonna be the prom queen
And it let me down
Brian
You watch I told you last week
Carrie 2.
I want to watch Psycho 2 as well.
I didn't say Psycho 2.
You have must have a problem you're hearing, boy.
Carry 2 starring Anthony Perkins.
I've never seen the original Carrie.
Which is a crime, I know.
Plug it up.
I'll tell you what, Psycho 2 is actually good.
Yes.
Yeah, it's very fun.
The whole thing about that is he's trying not to kill anyone.
Yeah.
So it's a lot more
It won't be the word now
It's more
It's more focus on Anthony Perkins
And Anthony Perkins is really good
He was in the
Like he was legit actor
Yeah
He's in that film The Trial
You watch that
No
It's a well regarded movie as well
This is like very before Psycho even
Yeah yeah
And did a lot of theatre work
Before that
The guy who
So there's this guy on TikTok
This is how I've heard
Of that movie
The First Power
I don't know if you've seen him
It's called Tom reviews
films but he's like a real
thick scouser lad is like
everyone thinks this movie's
good but it's fucking
shite you're having a fucking
laugh you dickhead
go fuck yourself like oh what a
wonderful film review
I like that guy yeah I like him a lot as well
you get commode
it's not you know it's like
that fucking skiffle cunt
on this guy this is a real working glass
all the fucking bell ends you fucking think
interstellar's good it's fucking
shite. Christopher Nolan's
a fucking nubbed.
Shut it out. Fuck
you. Oh, that was wonderful.
But, so that was kind of
his schick initially, but then he also
does, like, here's my recommendations.
And he also, so five movies you should watch
this Halloween. So he mentioned the first
power and also Psycho 2.
He is scouts, isn't he? I hope so.
Otherwise. If it turned out he was like,
like, yes, I play the role
with him. I have one of those awful scoutsers.
very violent aren't they
in the way they speak
just ever so aggressive
and I was able to channel that
of course you know
I personally I don't watch films
myself I much rather spend my
evenings reading a chaucer
or a you know
Hawthorne of course
wonderful
no man can wear one face to himself
and another to the multitude
well thou fucking find out
which one's a proper one
your fucking dickhead
that's pretty high-brown
comedy right there, I would say.
And the plebs won't even appreciate
how good that was. You know what I mean?
But, hey, whatever,
whatever, I like that guy now, yeah. I like him too.
Tom reviews, films.
I'm glad that you're liking things.
Yeah, why not?
I worry sometimes, you know?
Nah, dude, I'm on the energy drinks now.
I'm getting Adderall, hopefully, so it's...
Hope you get some Adderall. Why do you want Adderall, by the way?
Because I'm just so sick of everything in life.
But Adderall won't help you.
Yeah, it will.
How?
It makes the mundane worth doing, you know?
But why don't you stop doing the mundane?
You can't, man.
That's life, isn't it?
What are you talking about?
Yeah.
Life is like a big carnival all the time.
I get out of bed, like, basically American dad, like, good morning, Dublin.
You're not even here any of the time.
You're in Carlo getting beaten by your dad for not driving the tractor the right way.
You know?
I'm trying to drive my ass.
Dad, let's watch Carrie, too.
Beep, beep.
Yeah.
You set up a drive-in movie theater
in your tractor yard, you know?
Yeah.
You know, I just want to...
Yeah, I'm gonna...
I'm gonna do it all, Brian.
I'm really gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it all, man.
This is it, the last hurrah.
No, I'm fine.
It's all good.
Don't worry.
I wasn't worried.
We should be.
Goodbye and good luck.
What is it?
I think, let me just check my notes.
again to see if we've gone through everything
next week I'll have more
what I was going to watch next week I was going to watch
something I said it earlier
and I told you not to let me forget
sorry my bad
there's no way to know now I can't
listen back
we could pause it
I'll tell you real quick
before we go one thing I was like
geez this is embarrassing all right
you know Chuck Schumer
yes he's getting it he's starting
doing comedy now all right
fuck off are you serious
Not literally, okay, but he tried...
Doing a type five at the comedy cellar, you know?
Is he trying to get in the mothership with Rogan?
Trends people don't deserve rights.
That's great, man.
You're past. You're in the club, man.
Come on, let's do it, man.
Yeah.
Do you like Mark Marin?
No, he's a queer.
All right, you're in.
You're in the club, man.
Come on, let's go.
Not a good Rogan impression, I know, but...
Oh, look, you're trying.
You got time to work on there, right?
Yeah, yeah.
No, so he did a speech there recently.
and he's getting older as well
they're all getting older
he's not related to Amy Schumer
he is he is isn't it yeah yeah yeah so he's like
I want to be like Amy all right so
I feel pretty two starring Chuck Schumer
I'm out of a body swap movie me and Amy
and I'm a woman with tits
and I touch myself
so he did a speech there
but something called the
FFA
okay oh no sorry it's the CFF
CFF yeah
something like
organization called CFF, right?
Right.
There's an awful clip where he's there.
He's like, yeah, he's on with the CFF.
I don't mean Kentucky fried
French fries.
What?
Kentucky
spelt with a K.
Oh.
The KFF then, right?
Yeah.
Sorry.
Well, what idiot?
Not as easy as a lock, say, Brian.
Maybe cut old Chuck Schumer a break, huh?
Well, look, I, I, I, I, I, I,
the point is
you're reading from your own notes
there's literally
no one else to blame
you're just going to have to eat this one
brother are we almost done
are we?
Look I don't care of politics
not anymore
oh shit
I'll read Bert Ward's book
and I'll come back with that
yeah you can criticize that as well
I would actually I heard
Chuck Schumer's name there recently
I'm listening to an audio book
about the Silk Road
you know
that like online drug
he was one of the first senators to kind of hear about it and come out about it
it's interesting now because i'm getting towards the end and the guy ross olbrick the guy who started
he was this kind of like libertarian liberal you know middle class kid from texas or whatever
but as it goes on he's kind of like my power's being threatened you're not listening at all
i am but uh what was that what was that little head move my next i was getting up my neck my neck
stiff yeah all right yeah i'll give you a stiff one in the neck yeah
but now he's starting to like the power is getting to his head he started ordering hits on people and like you know and it's just it's interesting and like all of the different because it was like a global thing it was something that could be accessed all over the world yeah so literally governments on intelligence organizations all over the world we're all trying to get this site but because none of them would communicate with one another like they were all picking up different clues so if they had just like even like the FBI
and the IRS and like the fucking Homeland Security,
none of them would collaborate,
but they all had little tidbits,
and their unwillingness to collaborate
meant that he was able to get away with it for longer and longer.
But it's just interesting, like, the little moments
where, like, they're so close to actually getting them,
but then they just drop the ball.
What's it called again?
It's called American King Pins.
American King.
And it's about the Silk Road.
I have the audible...
I'll just double check.
I'm part of the Audible
Super duper team
I'm subscribed to Audible
Super Special team
I'm a special boy
Yeah American Kingpin
Catching the Billionaire
So you listen to it on Spotify did
I do yeah
Now you're just a limitation stuff
Yeah yeah you can only listen to like
Three bucks a month or something
I didn't realize how fucking good
Audible is alright
I'd love to be sponsored by Audible
So I have the yearly subscription thing
all right. So I get 12
tokens and then all
the audiobooks are like
$7.99 no matter what.
Okay. So some of the books
let's say like I want to get like
Robert Carroll has a book
called Power Broker. It's all about history
in New York and all that. That would normally be like
30 quid. It's down to $7.99.
But with Spotify you could just
download it for free.
You're paying for. But you're paid
for the music as well and everything.
I don't like music.
Okay, all right.
Well, I'll tell you what I...
What are you just, like, read the transcripts
of Kanye's new album?
I just nod.
Just, you know, it's just good, good.
Hile him, yeah.
Hile him, sure, yeah.
Hile him, yes, indeed.
Hile them to Betsy, I tell you.
But I tell you, I've just downloaded there,
I might listen to it on the drive home.
Skagg boys.
Skag, is that Irvine Welsh?
Yes, now that is a prequel
about young sick boy and young big
and all that.
Apparently it's a bit
don't spoil anything now
but apparently
they do heroin
and it's a bit rough
a bit moreish
so there's a bit
with his brother
I think
sick no rent boy
has got like a mentally spasticated brother
that's his word
not mine
and it goes into like
his wanking and all that
he likes to wank
yeah he does wanking in front of everyone
public
yeah yeah so that's a big part of it you know it's actually louis c k's origin story
oh i need to get irving what's it called not irving what's it what's his book uh shit uh melvin
no it's something like that uh ah fuck esther no ingram ingram yes yes yes i knew that but i was just
testing you um you do that long yeah you like to test me yeah so ingram um so ingram
I may get that as well, just for, like, you know...
To support Louis.
Support my fellow masturbator.
Who here cannot claim to enjoy beating their meat, you know?
Slepping the salami.
So, I think for next week we should watch horror films, all right?
Yeah.
Any horror films that we think we should do?
Is there a series...
Maybe I'll tell you what, maybe I'll watch all of the...
I'll watch all the Friday's hurting movies.
and all the
Chucky movies
and all the Hellraiser movies
and all the Halloween movies
and uh
come on put the work in
Nightmare Nellam Street
Oh actually I might watch those
Yeah
Because I know apparently some of them are gay
Hmm
Like it's a subtext
Oh is that right
Yeah yeah so that could be good
You know like Freddy Kruger
Right it's kind of
He shows up in your dreams
You have to
to sleep so there's no way to avoid
him. There could be another one called
Freddy Gooner, where he shows
up every time you jerk
off. It's like, oh, I mean
I know he's going to come and kill me
but I just kind of jerk
off. I got to.
Well, well, well.
Couldn't stop yourself
eh? Freddy Goon.
What, too. Freddy's
coming in you.
Three, four. Watch the
Brazzers.
whore. He was a gooning
janitor. Five, six,
got to touch your dicks.
Seven, eight,
that pussy's getting eight.
I don't know.
I ain't ten, never goon again.
There we got to the end. All right.
Freddy go, folks, there we go.
There's an original cat and IP.
Better than he's seen SNL these days.
I agree. I agree.
We're not here to talk about SNL. We're here to end the podcast.
I'm not going to do much now.
Okay.
Don't really feel like it.
You're heading back home to...
You're having a big shindig tomorrow,
the O'Toole clan from all over the world
are getting together.
I love to go to sleep.
I don't get half enough sleep these days.
You don't sleep a lot.
That's one thing I've noticed about you.
You stay up late.
You get up insanely early.
You just start pounded coffee and monster.
And then you try to sleep.
It's like, well, that didn't work.
Time to get up again.
More coffee, please.
Yeah.
It's starting to wear on you.
I'm tired.
All the driving around, all the working,
the bricks, the abuse.
Oh, you.
I'm a big part of it.
Then when I do get a break
and I have to watch all the Tron movies
or else James will get angry.
What are you mean you didn't listen
to the director commentary?
Do you even give a
fuck about this show or not
I was going to do it tomorrow
sure yeah well tomorrow
never comes pal
oh I'll watch all the
Friday turt oh I'll tell you what actually
looking forward to this now we're getting
Crystal Lake
the TV show really yeah
it's going to be Linda Carlini
oh I like her a lot as the mother
oh it's Mrs. Voorhe's sexy
sexy Mrs. Voris
yeah imagine that I didn't think they could make her any
sex here but hey I I was wrong and I'm all I ain't mad about that brother I'm feeling
bit lightheaded sorry that energy drink is making me feel very sick yeah I might just go to bed
now I'm having a full John Fetterman moment oh tell you I'm going to watch a baseball documentary
okay yeah that's something it's called who killed the Montreal Expos right so that's good
that'll be fun you can stay if you want but you better be quite
yet. Hey, Brian
No, no, it's not like
anything. It's not like
anything. Be quiet.
Anyway, that's the end of the show.
Okay, bye.
