Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 277 : Neon Genesis Glory Hole

Episode Date: January 11, 2026

Brian makes a new friend in a dark room.

Yeah, yeah. But anyway, look, I just want to start off, all right? I want to show you what I got, because I went to Eastons today. Right. When you were, you were tucked away in bed, you know? I'd go up at like 7 o'clock. I ran into Eastons.

I got the new issue of Doctor Who magazine. Of course. You got to get there before it sells out to me. Oh, man, it was like, you know, like those lines for Harry Potter books. Yeah, yeah. As little kids, I was like, get the fuck on my way. It's like jingle all the way, you know. It's just chaos.

No, I have to get to. the Doctor Who book. James like, I want Doctor Who magazine. And I'm like, fine. Jamie. And then Sinbad comes along and you got to punch him in the face. But it's good. It's got an interview with, look at Tom Baker here, looking well.

Fucking hell, man. Holy shit. He's like 90-something years old. He looks like the cryptkeeper. He's doing well for 90-something. They probably had him there for hours and that's the best picture they got of him. Christ. I also got the New Yorker.

I got the Phoenix. Got Waterford Whispers, the annual. that is too much political satire for one man to consume you'll become too witty and asurbic if you read all that that's my greatest fear but I tell you, after I went to

Eason's got Doctor Who magazine I den, okay, just like you to ghost and were a bit fun I went to a club called erotica You went to a strip club at 9 a.m? No, it's not a strip club, all right? Oh.

It's actually much cooler, right? So there's a sex shop So last week actually, okay, I was walking along, and I'll be honest, I was looking for an alleyway to piss in. Sure. All right. Yeah. And there's probably there's too many homeless people around, okay? And they just get in the way.

You got to find one that's asleep. If you piss on, he won't wake up, you know? No, I'm going to go to the homeless now because I gave him soup last week. Right. Yeah, I'll give him pissed. Did you piss in the soup? No, no, no. But I actually, by the way, I have a great place to piss in Dublin that no one else knows about.

Really? Yeah, yeah. So up, if you go to the Chinese embassy, Oh no, he's back. It's a Brian O'Toole. He urinate all of us. I star an international incident. Mihal Martin's going to get involved. No, the Chinese... Absolutely deplorable now. I would like to say that Brian O'Toole's penis is not indicative of the Irish people, the good nature of the Irish people, you know. So the Chinese embassy, okay, if you go in, you go up to the top and it,

the embassy. But on the stairs up, there's a bathroom that's unlocked. Really? Yeah, just go in there and just spend hours in there. Yeah. Where is the Chinese embassy? Yeah, I feel like a nerd that I don't know that. That's kind of like if you have to ask, you're not invited. You're not cool enough, you know? You're not, you want to embarrass me. Sorry. You're going to show up in like, yeah, Brian says, okay, I can piss here. I show up in a sombrero, you know, and a poncho. I, Dios meo, I'm here to peace. Signor.

But anyway, so, there's a sex shop in Dublin. Okay. Near Cable Street. Right. And on the side, I was just kind of looking, they got like an arrow. I was like, what's going on there? It's a black door.

And it has erotica written on it. Okay. And I was like, what is that now? This is very awkward. I was just at the black door. There's no signage or anything apart from erotica. I was like, so what is this? And then a guy opens the door.

Yeah. And now we're face to face, all right? And I was like, oh, gee, hey, how you getting on? I was just looking what's going on. He's like, it's movies. Ah. And he walked off. Blue movies.

Yeah, and I was like, what's going on? So I was kind of afraid to go up. But on this, on the inside, okay, I saw like, buy tickets in the shop. Buy tickets? Yeah. Oh. So I was like, intrigued. Yes, of course.

I went. So he just left the door open for you? No, no, no. buy I grabbed the door. Oh. You know, put my foot in like a pretty slick. Old slick Willie over here.

Yeah. So I went around, okay, and there's a fella in the sex shop. And I was like, yeah, it's, how do you get into a rock? And he was like, 20 quid. And I was like, oh, all right. And he's like, yeah, 20 quid. And you can stay until a half 10.

Wow. At night. Really? Yeah, yeah. You can just be there all day. I can go in any time I want for the rest of the day. That's crazy. Yeah, for 20 quid.

And I was like, oh, okay. So again, this is like 9 o'clock in the morning. Yeah, yeah. I go around again. I have this. I thought it's a show it to someone or, yeah, we just go up. It's, uh, so you go up these dark stairs. And you have to get your phone out for a light because you're like.

Oh, my God. And then there's another black door and you go in that and there's a corridor. And then you're going down. And then you go in this area, okay? And you're looking around. And there's like straps. Okay. Okay.

And then there's like a row of glory holes. Wow. Yeah. And I didn't know if there was anyone there. So I put my finger in the glory hole, test it. And no one sucked it. Oh. Yeah.

So, you know, I was a bit disappointed there. Sure. But then I went around to another section of this club. And there was all these videos playing. And it was straight pornography. Okay. And I was like, oh, what's going on here? And then there's this one lad, the swivel chair, wanking.

Really? Yeah. What? Yeah, just wanking, all right? And then he looked at me. and I thought he'd be a bit like, hey, muscle, talk, you come on in, you know. Hey, join the party.

Yeah, oh my God. But he kind of looked at me like, you know, I just kind of swiveled away from me. Oh, you're ruining his good time. Yeah, well, you probably tell him a noob, you know. Because again, I'm there at my backpack, my, my fucking, my Doctor Who magazine. Where is the reading area?

I have to plug in my Kindle. Oh, my God. There's no, by the way, there's no lighting. There's no, like, flashing lights or, like, a music play. playing. It was just the pornography playing, the guy, you know, like Jerking off. Was he an out fellow? Yeah. Yeah.

So then I was just kind of like looking around again, trying to be like nonchalant. You don't want to be staring at him. You know, what are you doing? You're not supposed to do that? Yeah, and then he was just like the only problem is the very old videos, aren't he? Oh, why? He's making small talk with you while he's jacking off.

Jesus, on the M50 there. Absolute nightmare. It's a bloody car park, not a motorway. Oh my God. And the toll's going up as well. Fucking criminal, that's what it is. Yeah.

Do you want to touch it, do you? Christ. Yeah. So then I let him out. Sure. I didn't really want to get involved, you know. I just left.

Okay. But I still got the ticket so I could come back. Are you going to go back? Oh, I didn't say actually there's no real pictures or anything. Okay. There was one picture, okay, and looked like a staff party or something.

It was like a bunch of people, but also there was a few women in there as well. Ah. Yeah, so a bunch of naked people. Were they tied up, blindfolded? The lads wore, yeah. But they're all like, way, you know, but the girls got our tits out. Really? Yeah, yeah.

Nice. But they weren't actually, some reason they weren't around at 9 o'clock in the morning. Yeah. I hear my coffee, you know, like, ugh. When are the hot babe showing off? Oh, I didn't mention also There was private rooms Okay

I don't know what the point this is So it's a private room, okay? No videos or anything And there's a glass Kind of like window Into another private room Oh But you can just go in between the rooms

There's no one else around Maybe it's the kind of thing Or like late at night People go in and fuck And other people watch them fuck And stuff like that Oh I suppose 9 a M, nobody's going to a sex club

At 9 a M know Well yeah Early bird gets the worm Oh, ho! Yeah, yeah Early bird sucks the worm. My God. Yeah, I probably will go back.

I mean, I was paid 20 quid for it. I kind of want to get my money's worth, you know? How long did you stay there then? Literally just like, well, hello? How yeah? Yeah. I'm hungry. Seeing that man masturbating

has made me a little pickage for some German sausage. And like, do they sell, do they sell dildos and shit? porn or in the in the in the sex shop yeah yeah but that's a different section um also it's just wonder about the cleanliness of it you know so that man there he's masturbating yeah what's what's gonna happen there he's gonna ejaculate at some point i imagine does someone have to clean that up afterwards or what uh-huh tell you what it looked it was very nice because looking around there's

no like you know used condoms or dead rats or you know a dead twink in the corner you use a traffic sluiter. There's none of that, you know. So someone's keeping it pristine condition. Well, that's good. I mean, at 9 a.m. I would imagine there's not a lot of activity, but it probably gets pretty sticky and smelly in there as the day goes on.

Also, it's strange, isn't that close at 1030? Wouldn't you keep that open for the... At least on midnight. Yeah, true. Well, maybe it's like kind of exclusive members only kind of thing. That's when the real party begins. I may... This could become my new

kind of a, you know, like, I've always wanted to be, like, a member of a club, you know, and finally, yeah, I mean, it's like a sitcom, you know, that's your spot, that's, like your central park, you know? It's like, cheers. I come in like, Brian! Give me a pint of jizz. Oh, what are you doing there? Oh, you're jacking off.

Oh, boy. Oh, hey. Woody. Hey, there we go. You want to go, or everybody feels deep. shame Dittlittl it Duh

Yeah Fields no shame Would have made more sense Foxy Hey look man It's It's early enough

You know Idiot I'll tell you If you want You can use my voucher Uh No Do you want to

Make some friends I don't really No I might give you A homeless guy Go on there Oh wow Have one for me

Tell him Brian said you No I'm okay Thanks I think I don't think that That would be

a good thing to start doing every day. Go into the sex club and watching old men wank, you know. I mean, if I want to see that, I'll just get on the red line, Lewis, you know? That's way more sexual, yeah. Yeah, so that was my morning there. That's a pretty eventful morning, I have to say. Not really. Well, it's...

I was really hoped for more, you know. I kind of wanted to go in as this, like, you know, pure carnal, adulterary. you know. And I'm like, out my eye. Hey, either suck it or get the fuck

out of my face. Yeah. Yeah, I will definitely go, again, it's like it's a Friday morning, you know?

Maybe Saturday night I'll go. Rob Nutter's parties on Saturday, isn't it? Oh, Robbie Wild. Oh,

Robbie Wild, okay. I'll bring Robbie Wild there. Okay. Yeah, do, you know,

like, they play pranks on like the groom. Uh-huh. Yeah, we'll do that, you know? Tie him up and the old man can like

Have a go on him. Happy birthday, sweetheart. Welcome to the real world. It's called tough love, you know. Anyway, look, I tell you what, before we talk about neon genesis, my new favorite show. Yeah.

That's funny, you brought up neon genesis. Like, what? That shit's creepy and weird. Get out. Yeah, the other way they're like watching the porn, okay? I'm like, can we put on neon genesis instead, guys? Come on.

I'm trying to get my rocks off here. Wow. Who is going? Like, why would you pay 20 quid to jack off? You know what? All joking aside, I went for a novelty, okay? But who is going there, like, I tell you now, I've got a lunch break, my old favourite watering hole.

9 a.m.? What time do they open then? Uh, I think 9. Yeah. This guy's probably there from the night before, you. He's the cleaner. Yeah, yeah. You love what you do

Oh my God It doesn't feel like work If you love it But before we talk about Neon Genesis All right And by the way We'll need a lot of time

Talk about Neon Genesis And you're not going to like it That's okay Let's talk about Chevy First Chevy Chase Yeah That's something that you can actually partake with

Yeah You've watched the Chevy Chase documentary I'm Chevy Chase And you're not Yeah And I've watched it as well Yeah

And uh Hit job Disgraceful And disrespectful of a singular talent who needs to be respected by his peers who got a lot of respect

and a lot of chances from his peers and he just kind of decided to blow it all away multiple times I feel like you can relate to Chevy more than me

you think and that's not insults now I'm just saying you seem to like him a bit more than me I'll okay yes I really do like Chevy Chase

like I think he's very funny I like his kind of you know dry sarcastic thing you like the stuff he does with Richard Pryor well yeah of course you do with me sometimes doesn't really work the same you know a tar what

dead honky yeah so like Chevy Chase obviously he was the first season of S&L he left pretty soon became a pretty big Hollywood star just to interrupt there left first season

because he didn't sign a contract So he started off literally being like, yeah, this is a good stepping stone, but I'm on the bigger, better things, Lauren. And look, he was right until he wasn't. Yeah. Like, he had a pretty good start, like early movie career, you know.

A very good career. Fucking Caddyshack and like the National Ampoon vacation movies. Yeah. Like, they're all very funny. Fletch. Fletch is great. Yeah, a lot of good stuff there.

Yeah, so just to go back in time, all right, let's start from the beginning, okay? So Chevy Chase is, I always assumed he was from Mega Weld. Yeah. It was a little, it wasn't as good as that. I never knew about his child abuse and stuff. Yeah, yeah. So, yeah, his, I think his dad owns like a, it was a wine, a winery.

Is that what they call it? Something, yeah. Yeah, they sold wine anyway. It wasn't a vineyard. It was just like a, this guy, like an off license. It was out of the back of a van, out of back of a yellow tree-wheeled van. but yeah and then you know he started doing stuff with national lampoon and uh what were they called their little troop they had like a name oh i forget i can't remember point is he was involved

in comedy and music yes the comedy they were doing a very punk like where the whole idea of like a set up and a joke and a sketch would be getting an end yeah that was because they're uh lame that's like the old generation that's old hat yeah these are the new hip kids They took Riefer and listen to jazz records. So they are just at the right time. New York is starting to become this kind of like interesting spot for music and culture and comedy. Yeah, and it's all kind of blending together, you know, like Greenwich Village and it's all very hip, you know. It's kind of the end of the hippie thing moving into more like kind of punk rock kind of aesthetic.

So you've got the Ramones and Danakry all hanging out. Yeah, yeah. And then just the right time, like I said, along comes Saturday Night Live. They need talent. And literally, look out your window of Turty Rock and there's all this great talent around. So it's Bell Murray, Dan Akroy, Chevi Chase, John Belushi, Gilda Radner, Jane Curtin. What was the black guy's name? Garrett Morris.

Oh, you got it. Yeah, it did. Star of two broke girls. Yes. Yeah, I didn't like those women keep getting in the way, you know? With their big tits. I want to see the old black man. I actually last night after you went to bed

I watched a few episodes of Two Broke Girls Really bad actually Why didn't you wake me up? You'd ruin it It's not a good show But my God, Kat Dennings is just Incredible She's no Garrett Morris

You can have her Did she agree to that? We'll work out that afterwards Yeah, it's very badly written. It's not a good show. But anyway. Yeah, yeah. So anyway, point is, okay, blows up almost immediately.

Chevy's a big part of that, you know, weekend update and all that. Yeah. He's also, like, he gets to say his name. Yeah. He gets time in front of the camera. He's kind of the immediate breakout star. So, like, he does weekend update and he always opens with, hi, I'm Chevy Chase and you're not. Like, that was his schick.

He's kind of like the cool, good-looking, kind of like what, right? Ryan Reynolds does. Oh, can I just say, by the way, the documentary, I'm Chevy Chasing, you're not. Yeah. It's interesting who they got and who they didn't get. Who they didn't get. Yeah, so.

They seem to not get quite a lot of people. So instead of getting like, you know, people he's worked with community and whatnot, they've got Ryan Reynolds, awful, and they've got Kevin Smith, who looks like shit, by the way. Well, yeah. Yeah. They had Martin Short and Lorne Michaels. Yeah, I mean, you've got those. guys, all right? But again, it's, the absence is interesting. I mean, I think it's interesting

more so that Ryan Reynolds agreed to be in it because as you say, you know, obviously there's a lot of people that didn't want to be in it. Like, Ryan Reynolds, in terms of the interviewees, he's definitely the biggest name. Yeah. You know, he's like a legit A-list or whatever. Yeah, like Ryan Reynolds's whole like cool, good-looking, sarcastic guy is just like a copy and paste of Chevy Chase. Exactly, yeah. So, Chevy, he's doing that. then he, you know, he leaves SNL, starts doing movies, Caddyshack is a big,

that's kind of his big first hit, I think, is it? Yeah, he's done, he did a good few films that we wouldn't really remember just day and age, you know? Was that one foul play? Yeah, there was that, and I think it was that,

he did a few romantic comedies. Yeah. You know, again, big hits at the time, but didn't last. I'll just see, but it's hard to expect a film to last that long, you know?

Some of his films have lasted. Yeah, yeah. Caddyshack, National Lampoon, Fletch, you know. Anyway, but yes. So the elephant in the room is that Chevy Chase is a notorious asshole. He's a prick. He's hard to work with. He's difficult.

He's very mean and insulting. Man, I will say from watching the documentary, it's one thing I knew about him being an asshole. But he is so needy and he's just always doing bits and stuff. And I imagine it would be insufferable. It'll just be him like, whoa, you know, like, hey, I've got a book on my head. Oh, whoa, what are you doing? And you have to laugh always.

Yeah. And if you don't laugh, it's like he needs a reaction. So he's going to make you laugh. If you stop laughing or don't laugh hard enough, he'll be a dickhead to you. Yes. And then if you leave, then he'll just get depressed and stay in bed for a month. Uh-huh. Yeah, that's the cycle.

He's an artist, Brian. He's an artist. He's a sensitive soul, you know? If you don't like his AIDS jokes, he's going to get depressed. Well, yeah. So that was like one of the same. the big criticisms when he came back to host

SNL in 1985, I believe. There was the first openly gay cast member called Terry Sweeney. And apparently the whole time Chevy's like, you're the gay guy, huh? Want to suck my dick? I bet you do. And then he like... Which by the way, Terry

tried his best to be like, you know, oh yeah, ha ha. Yeah, I am gay. Hey, lick my balls, you fucking gay guy. Good one Chevy, you know. Your movie, last movie didn't do well. What the fuck you mean by that? I'm heterosexual and you're not.

I don't know if he did that. That would be good actually, yeah. And then also the thing he suggested was let's do a sketch where you got AIDS and we weigh every week. Yeah, quite insulting. You had the idea with me, didn't you? For the podcast.

No, this, but you actually do get AIDS. That's the thing. You got to one-up it now, you know? You got to commit to the big. Yeah, exactly. but another thing about the documentary is so they mentioned the Terry Sweeney thing and also it's fun because they actually have the book

live from New York talking about it Chevy chased the noise that happened they read an extract from the fucking book and then Chevy gets real pissy and he's like what great now he's read the fucking book now I look like an ass well at least he's dead now

how you know he's dead he's probably dead I hope he's dead no he's alive oh yeah thank God he's alive, he's gay. Yes, well. And they're like, oh, that's Chevy. Chevy doesn't come across very well, I suppose, in that sense.

Yeah. Well, um, I mean, again, I'm just, uh, I love his early stuff. Like, he was very funny on community, even though, obviously that went south pretty quick. What did you think about their attempts at making Chevy Chase the victim of community? Uh, yeah. I mean, look, he, obviously they were kind of dunking on him for being the old fart. Well, I will say his daughters and his wife, actually, Chevi's wife and daughters, were really trying their best to stand up for their dad.

Well, yeah. And basically be like, they were mean to Chevy just because he was mean to them. And that's not fair. Yeah. They should have protected him more. Right. From. Yeah.

Obviously, they're going to, you know, they're. They're biased, obviously, you know. Almost enabling, I would say. Yeah, yeah. I don't think it's that helpful. I mean, I think, though, he's the sort of person. It's not like he's ever going to change, no. He's in his 80s, you know?

You can still beat him a bit. Yeah, I guess. Yeah. Like, especially with the SNL thing. That was ridiculous. Come on. You can't defend that. What was that?

The fact that they didn't put him on SNL, 50. The SNL 50. Yeah. So before that... I think he has a... No. No, no. Before that they mentioned he's been legally dead for a while

his memory's going. He seems slow. They're thinking about putting him on. They invite him to the fucking thing, right? He should be lucky he's invited. All right? Well. Lauren has a patience of a saint. He brings him on. He's thinking about maybe having him. He's told by multiple

people that it might not be a good idea to have him on. Okay. All right? Just because he might be in a mood. It might not work out. Even though they don't have them actually on the show per se they have two times during the show

where they call them out okay okay to get like a little cheer yeah the Bill Murray thing with the best weekend update hosts yeah yeah and they had Martin Short at the end be like you know calling out all the cast members original the original six but like at the very least

at the end with the big when the it's all the cast members are all on the stage saying you know thanks for watching he should have at least been allowed to stand there, you know? Like, he was, he was the first guy to ever say, live from New York, it's Saturday night. That means

nothing. The first breakout star of SNL. Yeah, but SNL would be big no matter what, in my opinion, okay? Like, he was a big part of it. Yeah. There's a lot of people involved in SNL. Yeah. Okay. I think he, I'm just, no, I'm getting passionate now, all right? The idea that

one of his lackeys, one of Chevy Chase, like, you know, basically like his clapping monkeys all right it's like you know what Chubby there'd be nothing here

about you there be no 30 Rockefeller Plaza out you okay there be no America without you you are a golden god I think he has

I think there's an argument to be made that he felt slighted and you know rightfully so I'm on Chebby's side on SNL 40 they had a big

suck off session for him where all the all the living weekend update hosts came out basically, okay everyone, look, it's Chevy Chase. And he came out and he was fucking slow and like,

where's Richard Pryor? I've got to call him something. Yeah. So, again, you're invited to it. He got invited to the parties afterwards. Just enjoy yourself. And maybe have a look back for even a second to be like, is this because of something I did?

Yeah, well, I'm sure he's not the only, like, difficult person that ever were like Bill Murray is a notorious asshole. Yeah, and he was kind of you know, centerpiece for the whole thing. But I will say, is it thing earlier on we're talking about Chevy and it's like when he's younger, he's

being mean, but there's a little bit of like a smile and a wink, it's like you're in on the joke and now it's just mean. Okay. I would argue that with Bill Murray, he seems to be a little bit better at charming his way out situation if he goes too far.

Whereas Chevy seems to... They had to shut down a whole movie because he was like... Sexually inappropriate with a woman. He was like touching the girl's tits. Like, life, New York! No, my point is, okay, he knows who to piss off and who not. I'm not saying that's good, by the way, all right?

I don't think Bill Murray should be touching women. They are, said it. You won, all right, James. All right. You're a woke agenda. Yeah, but I'm just saying that like Chevy really went above and beyond and he pissed off people who work in S&L. Yeah, okay. It's like, you know, you can piss off your underlings, but don't piss off the boss.

Yeah. Yeah. And he did a lot of stuff to piss off Lauren as well. Like what? Over the years. Fucking he got on a fist fight with Bill Murray. Yeah, oh, it's one side. It takes two to tango.

Bill Murray probably tried to grab his cock. Chevy's like, please don't I'm going to lock in a basement Ah, lock, yeah Okay, I will say another thing about Chevy Because I was really interested in this, okay? And I don't know how intentionally Sad this was,

but it must be an intention to it The way they're talking about his child abuse And how he got locked in the basement for days And his mother would slap him in the middle of the night And his stepdad would beat him as well Yeah, yeah And they ask him, he does a little bit like, you know, he pretends to eat fly.

Hilarious. That was so sad. Hilarious. That was like the most pettish. Perfect timing. It was, with precision. A comedy masterclass, if you would take the time to open your eyes. That was like, one of the saddest things ever seen in my life.

Hilarious. I loved it. I watched that bit on repeat. You start doing it now, you know? But that's my cock. Oh! Yeah, look, he's an old goofball who's, you know, came out of a coma, his memory's fucked,

he had heart failure for too much cocaine. I think that memory thing is pretty convenient, you know? Whenever they're like, you did a bad thing, no, heart attack. Heart failure, there's a difference, Brian. He was in an eight-week-long medically induced coma. I remember all the funny stories from filming Christmas vacation, but I don't remember the bad stuff I did.

Actually, I think, yeah, is that part in the documentary? Christopher Columbus was originally directing Christmas vacation. Didn't mention that, no. But he left because Chevy was so hard to work with. And then the next film he did was Home Alone. I believe. So we had not, thanks to Chevy Chase, we have Home Alone. I believe, I don't know who would have been responsible for this,

but I believe they actually did say the words, like, we're going to give you this Home Alone picture because it seems good. and this is kind of like a, we're sorry about Chevy. Yeah, yeah. So I suppose you're right, actually. It's like the butterfly effect, the Chevy Chase effect. Man, the world has been changed forever because of that beautiful man and his wonderful comedy. What do you think of the final bit where they kind of wheel him out and they make him say lines from...

Oh, yeah, that was pretty sad. Oh, you weren't laughing at that? No. It kind of, you know what, there was one. So his guy, his lackey there's like, yeah. like, yeah, me and Chevy are great friends. We play chess and all the time. But there are multiple bits where

Chevy goes, can we play chess? No, you sign the pictures first, then we'll play chess. So this guy's obviously just making this old gyser like autograph, all these pictures that he's selling out the back of his car, you know? I wonder how much you think, how much would you pay, first of all, to see a screening of Christmas vacation

and then get Chevy at the end? I wouldn't pay anything, I don't think. Really? Yeah. If they're doing it in the Omni, all right? Which probably could happen if Chevy gets desperate. Like, if it was a 10 or would you go? I mean, okay, yeah.

Okay, well, about 50. No, I wouldn't pay 50. Okay, I found your limit there. 20, 25, 30. I'd even go 30 to see Chevy? Yeah, but how much thing these people are paying? Oh, probably like 100 bucks. I swear to God, you're probably right.

And it's probably like 100 bucks, but you also get, like, you know, to, take a picture with Chevi, but if you want him to sign something, then it's like a lot more. Yeah, definitely, yeah. I would never, I've never, I wouldn't like to go to any of those fan meeting greets.

It's a weird thing. And because I don't, I don't like the idea of meeting a person that I admire or that I'm a big fan of because I'm not, you know, I'm kind of an awkward doofus. So if I say something stupid, then any time,

I watched that person. Like, I'll just be thinking, oh, remember that time you tried to make a joke and he didn't laugh and, you know, and it'd just be ruined then, you know? So, like, if you met like James Nesbitt, all right? And you're like, oh, how are you doing, Nese? Yeah.

All right, and he's like, what? Nezzi, it's like a nickname I came up with. Don't call me that. Why are you talking to me? I'm just trying to watch Christmas vacation with my family. Come on, Nessie, do it. But then next time you watch Bloody Sunday,

something like, oh, now this film makes me sad. Now I'm not laughing anymore because it's been ruined. Bloody Sunday vacation. The Griswold's going to Northern Ireland. How many Christmas vacations is there? So there's like... Vacation?

There's the family vacation, Christmas vacation, European vacation and Vegas vacation. But Vegas vacation is not Chevy, am I? I'm not sure, actually. I've never seen it. I believe it's not Chevy.

I haven't seen European one either. I've only seen the first one and the Christmas one. I might go back actually and watch some more Chevy Chase movies. Fletch is great.

We watch Fletch. That movie Foul play was you know of Coke. That looked pretty funny. Yeah. Yeah. I might watch me of that. Oh, by the way,

nothing about Chevy, okay, again, not to be too mean on the guy, okay? But he never shared coke. That is psychopathic behavior. Okay. They're all sitting around,

okay? Yeah. Punching up his script. He's doing a pyramid apparently of cocaine doesn't share any of it how is that enjoyable well i think if you're an addict you kind of i think when you're addicted to cocaine you want your internal processes i want all of this cocaine uh so i'm going to do it all you're not like i'll have a smidge yeah i don't want to be greedy yeah no he was uh he was a he was a bit of a a fiend for the old coca cola you know

look and then obviously the really bad thing is the community bit where he said the N-word and you know people got upset it was very funny how he kept bringing up Richard Pryor's if like that's like why I call Richard Pryor that in a sketch so why can't say it on the bus

yeah it disgrace yeah your man there what's the name J Carashacharajah By the way not to you know sorry the guy from Broken Lizard but he was like you know I'd not too uh you know

guest people's races. Why do you think he was there? Oh, I think he's Indian, I believe. Because if he was white, he was a little bit like, hey, yeah, I know you call her the M-Wher, but he was very good at, like, I could see him being good

like calm and Chevy down. Yeah, yeah. I think it's hilarious Chevy, you know, but maybe, you know, everyone else hates you. Maybe. Look, I know, take in a broken bottle to her throat

while she's asleep. I understand, you know. Oh, another thing, we didn't mention. Incredible physical comedy actor. Oh yeah. Like the Pratt Falls and the slapstick. Like him as Gerald Ford.

Like great stuff. I never denied it. See, he could do it and it's funny. Yeah. But if I did it, he'd be like, ow. Ow! That hurt! Stop the sketch. I'm suing you, Lord Michaels.

Yeah. But yeah, so then, yeah, the community thing. But like, Dan Harmon was also an abusive alcoholic, who is touching women. Again, all right, I'm doing the Bill Murray thing of like, you can do it in a way

where you can get away with it. All right. But if you do it in such a chaotic way and you're like, it's one thing about like, you know, maybe he could have maybe rolled back with the N-word thing

if he played his cards right. Yeah. But then he's like going in and being like, who did it? You fucked me. You ruined my career. Yeah, he didn't really, you know,

do it gracefully. It wasn't, uh, you know, It's not like he never really has a cooler heads will prevail kind of mentality. Also, a lot of times with these things, it's like that wasn't the final, that wasn't like the only thing that's it. He's also drinking on set and he's just, like they were shooting his scenes first. Yeah, just to get rid of him.

Yeah, but that was for a long time you're doing it. It wasn't like it was thing near the last few weeks were tense. It was like. No, I think from the very beginning. Look, I'm not going to defend that. Obviously, he's very difficult to work with. You've learned a lot of bad lessons from this. And yours now, I'm going to do a documentary.

It's like, I think I'm a pretty nice guy. I'll be like, the wife in it, be like, no, he's just a talented artist. He's so nice when he's not around people. Yeah, it's the other people that do it, you know. I think I'm a pretty, you know, I'm awkward more than... Oh, you're not Chevy Chase. Yeah, thank you. Well, thanks for reminding me.

Yeah, great. but anyway yeah it was an interesting look he's an interesting career you know so he had the big hits at the start then he pulls out a few movies

that kind of flop and then he does the talk show the Chevy Chase talk show which by the way they went very quick in the documentary over that there's a great video on YouTube where a guy actually watched some episodes

and goes to a deeper dive it's way worse than documentary you believe it's so awkward every time it tells a joke it's just like watching someone just always fall over

every little attempt to doing a joke it's like just always wrong or just off you know and sometimes you're like I don't know why I don't like this but I don't

but also if your whole shtick is I'm kind of too hip for the room and I'm sarcastic and make you know talking shit about people that's not a good personality day to host a talk show where you're like, hey, tell me about your new thing. I remember one thing in the video watching YouTube of this. So I think the very first episode, he comes on and he like tries to put a basketball,

like tries to like, you know, get in the hoop, all right. Kobe. Yeah, yeah. And he fails like three times and do it. They do a real quick cut to just a random ball going into them there. So it's like it's clear that, you know, they have to fix it in post-production. But even just that, like, I'll just go out there. that's the real kind of the chevy mindset

I was like oh let's go out you know do a bit Kobe just nail it first time and then just do a great monologue it's easy yeah and it's like oh it's actually what I could not do this right I'm not good at something what

yeah he obviously had a very inflated ego and yeah you know it's an interesting very good looking as well I must say now he was yeah back in the day I think in a different world

instead of doing maybe he could have done Cali Shack it's kind of cool but instead of doing those vacation movies if he went more kind of the route

of like charming leading man serious but then kind of funny as well yeah I think it probably would last

than better in the long run did he ever do any like serious dramatic roles literally the only thing is memories of Invisible Man oh was that like a drama

well that was the problem he wants it to be a drama and people behind the camera wanted to be a comedy. Yeah, that was with John Carpenter who said he wanted to quit the business. I will say,

when there's a number of very powerful directors and they all want to quit the business because of you, that's going to hurt you in Hollywood. That's not like harassing a woman on set. That will help you in Hollywood. Yeah, yeah. Pick your battles. Well, there you go.

There are Brian O'Too. Rules for success. Guide, you know, Diary of CEO, you know. I'm just going to restart the camera, and then we're finally going to talk about neon genesis. Okay. Okay. So talk a little bit of Chevy Moore for it. Well, yeah, look, you know, I just like his early stuff, and I was trying to figure something there.

Yeah, what was the movie that he did with Dan Aykroyd, nothing but trouble? It was, like, very weird and... Oh, that's actually become a bit of a cult classic. Has it? Yeah. Yeah, but that was like a Chevy Chase. It wasn't like a Chevy Chase picture. You know, Chevy Chase was in it, you know,

but it was very much a showcase for Dan Aykroyd doing like an orbit. Yeah. But he played like, there was a lot of kind of like body horror type stuff in it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I think it was, he was doing multiple characters and there's a few people doing like multiple characters in it as well. John Candies in it? Yeah, John Candy. And Chevy Chase was very much the like, oh.

Kind of like the straight man in that. Right, right. You know? I watched the John Candy documentary. That's kind of like a complete opposite because the whole thing is like he was just the nicest guy ever. And you hate that, don't you? Makes me shit. What a cook.

Fat Oaf. Yeah. No, he was like a notoriously nice guy, but also like just binge drinking, chain smoking, binge eating, doing coke. Like didn't look after himself at all. Yeah. But, you know, I love his scene in JFK. Oh, yeah. The kind of like, what would you call those, like the beat poet types?

Like, hey, check, it's a real hip scene, Daddy. Oh, I'm talking about the big enchilada. You know, very funny. But then it's great. So it's very comedic, obviously, because he's doing that kind of voice and character. But then the bits where he actually has to come across is scared and even intimidating and threatening. Like, he really had a lot of range. It's shame we didn't get to see him do more serious roles.

Yeah, 100%. You know who, by the way, produced that movie, JFK? No. Urchin milkshaned. Who's that? And former Israeli spy. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Milk Sean.

Yeah. I'll just leave that there. Yeah. So, yeah. We'll talk with that on the Patreon. Throwing you off the scent. Yeah. That's where it was.

Chevy was getting too close to the truth. So they had to ruin up. Probably. But look, let's talk about. real quick, all right, because this was my whole week, basically, is I finally finished neon genesis. So I want

to talk about it. I want to apologize to Mr. Anno, he's the creator of the show. Anno, okay? So I'm going to very quickly talk about neon genesis and just tell you what it's about, okay, and how weird it is. And if you don't want to

have it spoiled, turn off now, basically. Okay. Yeah, I will say I haven't seen something like Neon Genesis, okay? I mean, it's the only thing similar Neon Genesis is Twin Peaks where it starts off as one thing and it changes so much

you're almost like, how do you? How did we get here? Yeah, okay, I'll say that, okay, so neon Genesis, it's 26 episodes. It's one season, all right? It's anime. Anime, okay? Came out in 90s,

although it's set in the future year of 2015. Oh, okay, so real quick. Same as back to the future. future too. You know what? Honestly, okay, probably reference to that.

There's references so much stuff in this, okay? That really goes above my head. So real quick, it's a very popular anime. It was huge at time

and it's only got bigger and bigger since. Which is weird because we actually hear what it is like, wow. It's almost like we see young fellas

like wearing like, you know, Twin Peaks T-shirts and stuff or like to have like a lost highway T-shirt. You're like,

you're like 12. You like that? you like seeing your sick Richard Pryor but anyway so 26 episodes it's all on Netflix I started watching this like

I think like start last year right I got like 11 episodes in I was like I kind of know what this is and I was like it's a bit pedo-y this show you know

so the whole thing is for you to say that it's got to be pretty egregious then you know to get my needle run you know so it

The plot of the show is, um, it's 20, it's 2015, okay? And it's in like new Tokyo. Right. And the plot is,

so the, um, these, these, these, aliens called the angels, all right? Right.

And they're like big monsters, all right? And, um, it's kind of hard to explain, but basically it was the first impact, and that was what brought life to Earth. Okay.

Okay. And then there's the second impact. And that was in like the, uh, I think like, 90s. And that was when all these alien angels came down and destroyed most of the world. Right.

Okay. And then they vanished. And now we've reached the third impact, okay? And now the aliens are back. Right. But Earth has been preparing for this. So they've created these kind of cyborgs. They're like huge mass of robots. Basically like the

Power Rangers, you think they're a big zone. Yeah. Okay. But they have to get children to pilot it. Because the children's minds are kind of malleable enough that they can link in with the big robots. Right, okay. That's the kind of like the premise of the show. Interesting. So immediately I'm like, oh yeah, we have to have 14-year-olds.

Strange, isn't that, yeah? And it's about Shinji. And Shinji is like the typical kind of anime, kind of like Ash Ketchum kind of like, you know, gee, what's happening? Oh, I don't know if I can do this. Oh, no. But I got to stand up and protect my, you know, my friends. Friendship's the most important thing of all.

So it's Shinji and some other kids. They're in big robots and have to fight these aliens. Yeah. So simple, right? And it kind of feels like you're just watching a standard anime. I haven't watched much anime, by the way, but it's what you expect, you know? A lot of, you know, like, one, the girls there is always yelling his Shinji, but, you know, there's like, oh, will they, they won't they, you know? Okay.

He's got, like, his dad leads the organization, and he's very distant from his son, you know? Right. And there's, like, kind of hot, like, older girl there in their 30s. is like super sexy kind of spy you know so it's like okay you know and you're watching it

and as it go I will say now there is some very questionable stuff regarding minors in this like for example there's like scenes where it's like

okay to scan you you have to be naked and it's like these kids and they're doing like Nostom Powers thing you know or like

they're just being covered up but it's like like a teapot is covering their tits literally yeah it's like there's a straw covering the nipples

you know it's like it's like like that. You're like, oh, and it's like, oh, okay, but no peeking, t-he-he-he, you know. Or like, one, the girls, in the, Ashka, her name is. She's kind of a bit more, like, sexually confident, you could say. So she's always like, you know, she's like in her bikini trying to show off to Shinji, you know, and he's like, oh, you, you should put on more clothes, you know, he's like a nervous little boy. And, like, she's trying to, like, she has a crush on one of the older characters, but he's like, you know, you're just a child.

No, look at me and she's like showing off her like her breasts. You know, not showing, she's not doing the tits out or anything, you know. But still. Yeah. So like, oh, that's a bit weird, all right. But then as the show goes on, this like anime that you can see like, like if I watch first two episodes, apart from like the sexual stuff, but if I just saw it on like a cartoon network, I wasn't really paying attention. You'd be like, oh, it's some thing for kids. All right.

As it goes on, there's like more, like, it gets way more violent and bloody. Okay. It becomes like the elevator. in the shining yeah where it's it blow it everywhere like when some of the angels get killed it's like like Cronenberg stuff right they get way more to like psychological stuff

as well where all the kids are like sad and depressed and like you know suicidal like you know one of them her mother's like a mental ward right Logan Paul shows up and say dude Shinji tried to hang himself in the forest like and subscribe I'm challenging Shinji to a boxing

hey let Jake Paul kick the shit out of your And then we kind of get more to religious stuff as well We're like There's all this religious symbol Limelism and all that

All right And the angels Were foretold the dead sea scrolls And there's also like Like There's a very uncomfortable Sex scene in it It's like with adults, okay

But they deliberately like They pan the camera It's anime But they kind of pan the camera away from them And he's hear them having sex Right It's very kind of It's like very long.

It's like, this isn't sexual. This is like, it's not sexy. It's like awkward. I'm not hard at all. And then basically, long story short, the last two episodes are completely mental, where basically all the universe is destroyed. Oh.

Yeah. And all of humanity merges together. The lines between us, you know, blend away and we all become one consciousness. Oh, okay. And Shinji, our main character, okay, is in a white void. Right. And it's like, who am I?

What's going on? What is, like, what is Shinji? Who am I? Am I what I perceive I am? Or am I what other people perceive I am? And it's hearing like all his friends, their voices. It's like, what do you want your life to be? You can make your own universe, okay?

It's in a white void now. If you draw a line, you now have a floor, but now you've created limitation now there's an up and down and all there and basically it's almost like kind of a therapy session where it's like Shinji learning to love himself and it's actually not cringe which is the most

impressive part of it and it ends with Shinji basically like learning how to create his own universe and he creates a universe where he's back with all his friends and his mother and his dad are there they're happy and it's like you know no robots no aliens

none of that nonsense just a kid who's happy and all the characters like, hey, good works Shinji. Congratulations. Right. The end. Oh. And it's like, oh, I suppose, what about the robots? You know, they don't actually answer. Like, you know, it's like, oh. So now he's just sort of in this alternate universe that he's created for himself. It seems to be. And this is very much like, like, like the Twin Peaks movie. Okay. It's real open to interpretation. I think that's what happened. So like when he's in the white void and he's learning. He can create his own. By the way, he's like animatics at this stage.

What does that? Like, that means, like, the animation breaks down. So he's basically like, you know, like pencil drawing. Oh. Kind of like that, you know, like music video. You know, lead, uh, do. Oh, uh, take on me. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's like, he's like that, all right. Right. So. When he's in the white void, though, Creighton is, no, is, is there like a, a voice guiding him? Or is it all just his own? It's the voices of all his friends and his family, okay? But are they real? So then that kind of lends itself to the question

Like is there a creator And is he being guided by the creator? The implication is that the first angel was Adam And all life, okay Was created by Adam the angel Yeah Okay But that's how it ended

And people fucking hated it Oh wow People were like this is the gayest piece of dog shit ever Learning to love yourself What that's not a fucking cool anime battle I was here jacking off to

14 year old Japanese tiddies like a bro and now it's all this weird gay shit I'm an anime fan I already know I'd love myself I'm the happiest guy in the world that's right

I know the creator was getting death threats from this yeah and he became suicidal and depressed he was like everyone he was like I thought it's kind of cool things for expectations you know do this thing about like loving yourself

and everyone hated it. Well, you know what? Fuck you. I'm making a movie. Oh. So he made a movie called End of Evangelion. Right.

And he was like, this is actually the real ending. The Duffer Brothers should listen to the, I know. Yeah. Yeah. That's actually pretty funny. Yeah.

So he says like, you know the last two episodes? Didn't happen. All right? Oh, okay. This movie is what actually happened. And these, that's so funny because that's literally

what the whole theory of the Stranger Things finale was. Yeah, yeah. It's all fake and there's actually a real thing coming out. So I suppose the lesson is, guys, if you send enough debt threats to Duffer Brothers, you can have what you want. So how does,

what does he do in the movie then? So I'm just drinking there. So one thing I like about the movie is, they fully go like, these are two episodes. So they actually have like, start the movie, okay? Half a picture of the movie,

it ends with his credits. Right. And then next episode starts. Okay. So the movie is, completely insane. It's regarded one of the greatest

animas of all time. Some say it's one of the greatest movies, full stop. Wow. I was blown away by how fucking weird and out there it was. I'll just tell you how it starts

okay real quick. So it starts off with Aschka, okay? She's one of the main characters. Yeah, yeah. She's also a child, right? Starts off of her in hospital. She's been injured

and won the angel attacks. Right. So she's in hospital. She's on life support, okay? Shinji's there He's like Oh my friend She's hurt

Oh I'm such a failure I should have saved her Oh fuck Ashka Wake up Wake up He's shaking her Yeah

As he shakes her Um I just say it okay Her tit falls out Nice Yeah And you see her tit Coma titty's bro

Yeah yeah And you know what Shinji does What starts wanking Hell yeah dude No he starts wanking And he jerks off to his own hand and we see Jason's hand. My God. And he goes,

I'm the lowest of the low. Oh my God. That's the pre-credit scene. The pre-cum credit scene. Pre-cut credit scene we have a fucking cry wank to a teenage coma titty. Wow. And Shinji's also a teenager, but that doesn't make

it better over the way yet. So that's how it starts. Like, oh, fucking this is this is not Pixar. No. I didn't see this in Ratatooie. So the next, like,

next, like I say hour or so is all your favorite characters in the show all being brutally murdered. Oh, wow. All your favorites

and not just murdered. They all get a chance that you're like, they might save the day. They're like, huh, I've actually got this. What?

Oh my gun? You know, and they all get like, stabbed, shot, fucking blown up. Right, right. And it's like,

it's like, I don't want to die. Oh, fuck. Ha! you know, and it's like, this is so unpleasant. And the whole time, they're like, Shinji, help, help. And Shinji's just too depressed to get out of bed, basically. Yeah.

So literally they're like dragging them around, like Shinji, get in the robot, do something. No. I jerked off over shit. I'm a little beast. Wow. Yeah. So it's like, holy fuck. And then basically the angels win.

essentially everyone is destroyed there's this very like all this weird shit where like it's like they all rise up in the sky and like oh by the way

Shinji's dad okay he just starts molesting a girl oh my god he just starts grabbing her girl's titing and reaches down it's implied that he's touching her her vagina the world's gonna end

might as well go out with a bag and child by the way okay yeah oh yeah yeah like Shinji's age Jesus Christ yeah like it's like everything that could bat it's like evil

yeah just pure evil okay. And then again the angels rise up and basically the earth turns to blood and it's like almost like you're watching a fucking fetus or something like that. It's like just blood everywhere disgusting shit, okay?

And then it gets a bit weird. Now we're ending the normal stuff, you know? Now we're getting into freaky territory. That's end of episode like one okay? The next episode is Shinji

A lot of it, to be honest with it, is kind of like just flashing imagery. We cut the live action at one stage, right? We see like real Tokyo. Uh-huh. And we see like Shinji flying to avoid. We then see an audience of fat men watching. Nice. Live action.

And they've got little dolls of the children. Oh. Yeah. Are they Japanese guys? Yeah, Japanese guys. Like, sumo wrestlers like? No. Just guys, all right?

Oh, that's not weird. if you say a fat Japanese guy and I think sumo wrestler I think you're being a little bit problematic Okay Let me get back to talking about these naked children Alright So we see

And then we see all the debt threats Anoka Oh Yeah That's fun So it's like Oh he's holding the mirror up to us Okay

Yeah yeah And again it's kind of hard to explain really But then like Shinji sees That you know the girl That he's jerking off over Uh huh She appears to him In like a dream situation

She's like You're a fucking little disgust I know you jerk off over me, you little fucking piece of shit. And Shinji's, like, crying and all that. And he tries to strangle her. Oh, but she's not real, you know. And it's like a really bad trip.

Right. And then basically, we get through the bad trip, all this awfulness. And then Shinji is, like, floating in this pool, all right? And he's, like, with a girl, but he's got, like, melt into the girl, okay? Yeah. And she's like, okay, now you'd be part of the singularity. Ah. All right?

So, we'll take away all your pain, Shinji. all right nice like you will be one of us we've all everyone who has died have all ascended

into this new thing like their souls left their bodies right okay and Shinji is like you know what I don't think

that's real life that sounds like basically a dream all right but in reality soul trap well in reality you need pain

to truly appreciate the happiness okay so what I like is in like a Hollywood film you'd be like like, yeah, you're right, you know, you got to reject that. It's kind of like that new Apple TV show of Pluribus.

Oh, yeah. That's all about that. You don't enjoy the hive mind bad. The hive mind, right? That's like the evil thing. You got to stay away from that, right? So, Shinji rejects universal understanding and the one, the singularity, okay? And you're like, okay, what's Shinji going to do now?

Shinji winds back up on Earth. Turns out he's like the only one he rejected it. That's what he should say. No, Shinji is on basically like hell. Okay, so it's earth, but it's like, you know, destroying, flaming seas, destroyed buildings, okay? Just pure, desolated, okay? He's there on the beach, and then he sees Aska.

Okay. Asca is the girl that he jerked off over his start, okay? His friend, okay? He sees Asca and you're like, oh, he's going to apologize to her or like Adam and Eve, okay? He just starts choking her. Oh my God. He tries to kill her, okay?

And he hates her because... The shame. The shame and all that, okay? And then she's basically rubbing his face, like, you know, to try and stop him. And then he stopped choking her and she's like, you're disgusting. The end. Wow. And how was that received by the fans?

They loved it. But there's a lot to take in there. Now, it's like a David Lynch thing where there's all these videos online about what really means. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I definitely will watch those at some stage, even though sometimes like,

I don't need that, man. I like to come up from my own ideas. But, I mean, I can pretty much, I can kind of understand a little bit of what they're doing, you know, kind of like, a lot of this, like,

especially with the children stuff, it's like, turn an audience on me, you know, I'm like, you're a fucking freak for liking it. I was like, well, you dream, pal, so entrapment. But, like, I think it's like,

you know, like a hero you wanted, okay, well look at him now, this is your hero, okay? He's a little chronic masturbator. Like, yeah, it does seem like your man, Anno, basically, this is completely his way of saying to all the people that hated the

season finale, like, oh, you didn't like that? Well, guess what? I'm literally going to burn it all down. All the characters die. The hero's the sex pest. He's an insult. He's, like, he's, is a, again, a chronic masturbator who can't get pussy, and his only kind of solution is to

strangle women. and he can't even do that limp dick fucking pansy yeah and look I don't know exactly what he's trying to say if anything of like

you know the whole joining the the consciousness and not okay is something about like you know you reject that because you're so selfish

and you end up just like instead of being with a community you just end up on your own wanking and choking women uh I don't know, but I liked it. It's giving me a lot to think about.

We're going to head over to the coma ward of the matter hospital, you know? But is it better then to go and create your own fake reality? Is that somehow better? I mean, isn't that what we all do really, Brian? Aren't we all just sort of living inside our own not me?

Supposed fantasy world. No, my life's like day live. Yeah. So you're a different. doing you're going around to the sex shop and you're buying the new yorker you know this is your little dreamscape that you've created for yourself what a sad dreamscape is like one lad wanking like this is my reality yes and then he tries to choke you because you saw wanking yeah oh i paid 20 quaint i've got a ticket i just i just really like um literally is like watching

um uh fire walk at me where it's like you watch it's like wow i have to or like lost highway or something you watch you're like wow I got to I'll actually enjoy thinking about this for a while yeah yeah again I would rather less sexualization of children actually I'd rather no

sexualization of children there's you know there is such a you can have too much of a good thing you know it's a time of place our cup runneth over of teen pussy yeah

this is a free one hey this is your you know what you I'm like Anno or I'm like, oh, I'm talking about teen pussy. I'm like, oh, you're talking about that, are you? Yeah. Freak. Sick freak.

Yeah. Well, I'm not going to watch it. I don't want to. It's on Netflix. Yeah, I think I've got... I watch it on your account. Yeah. Thanks.

Is that why I'm getting suggested Barney and friends and telitubbies now? But like, no other show I can think of has done that, that, that level of just like, pure... It's like, it is very almost like David Chase. Like, I just fucking hate these people. The audience. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to give you something that I know you won't like. They wanted the whole Tony Supriano's like, this time it's personal.

Fucking now, Gabba go. Yeah. I'm back in the saddle than that. Yeah, and he's like, no, cut the black, fuck you. Yeah, yeah. I really respect the audacity of it, you know? And your man, I know, he's very talented. He's latest, he's probably the biggest thing.

you might have heard of, you ever hear Shin Godzilla? No. That's the Godzilla film. The one that, the, the, I think it's two Godzilla film,

two Godzilla films ago, but the kind of joke is, it's all about the bureaucracy, bureaucracy. Okay. Of, uh, the government dealing with Godzilla. Right.

And how they're like, we gotta stop it. It's like, well, we got to check, uh, well, I got to run up the flagpole first.

Yeah. We know, look, we don't want to, you know, get in trouble with any of, of the ADL for Godzilla, you know? Yeah, who funded Godzilla?

Well, look, that's the end of the episode, guys. All right. We got a lot out of that. Patreon, head over there. We'll be talking about some weird shit. Yeah. That I don't agree with. We'll talk about the Lost Bus.

Oh, okay. The Matthew McConae film. There you go. And we'll actually read some columns from the New Yorker. I can't wait. Yeah. Actually, I need to take a shot. shit, I don't want to go with any toilet paper.

Can I borrow the New Yorker? That's right. Look, actually, I'll tell you what, I'll let you something thinking of something, okay? So, this is for all listeners, okay? We're going to have a little competition here. Okay. So, in the New Yorker, do a caption contest.

So the caption, the cartoon this week is a snowman on a podcast, and the snowman is melting. Okay. So if you can think up a funny caption for that, you're going to win the Brian and James Award. and you get some toilet paper

The podcast could be like You Snowflakes Can't Take Criticism Or something That's very good, yeah Yeah, that's all right I was gonna say you're asking me The heated questions Ah

But now my... You're in the hot seat Oh, fuck Your alarm's going Sorry Well, that's the end of the episode guys, all right? No, I'm liking it now I came up with two good ones there

Yeah Did it annoy you, did it? It did, yeah Yeah Oh, you can think of something. Global warming. Oh, you know what would have been good, actually? If he was being interviewed, it was Nixon.

Frosty Nixon. Frosty the snowman in Nixon. That's really good. Frosty Nixon. Let's actually submit it. Yeah, let's do that. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Yeah, we'll send it in there.

God, I'm so talented. You must be over 13, though. Well. 13 inches. Maybe if we put both of ours together, we might get... We're still... We'll get within airst shot.

We're still 10 inches short. And that's the end of the episode, guys. Bye.