Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 278 : Star Trek Academy

Episode Date: January 16, 2026

Beam me up.....

And you're telling me you're smoking weed legally? Yes. So you could call up the guards, be like, arrest me assholes. Well, no, because written on the... Sit on it and spin on it. Because written on the packaging, what does it say here? This is not for human consumption. This is a botanically...

That's botanically infused incense stick for aromatherapy or ritual use. ritual use not for smoking so what this is it's THCA which is the precursor to THC it only becomes

THC during what of the decarbalization or whatever the I'm getting that wrong you're all speaking Greek to me here basically when you light it when you activate it via heat

that turns it into THC which makes it psychoactive but the moment's legal when you start smoking it is still No, then it becomes illegal. So it's like if you, it's illegal to smoke Crystal Met.

Yes. But to buy all the ingredients is okay. Yes. And to keep all the ingredients in your car is okay. Yes. But then if you put them together, it's bad. Yes, I believe so. So before you smoke, okay, you just have it as like a tube.

What is it a tube? Yeah, well, see this, it's in a tube. They give you two pre-rolled joints, blunts really, that each have a gram in it. For 25 quid, you get two grams. So you can walk in a guardist, station be like, you know, swing it around in their face, you know? Yeah.

Yeah, take that prick. You know, nothing you can do about is there. I'm going to bang your wife later. Yeah, and then they might just want to, apropos of nothing, give me a tour of the cells where the cameras aren't working, you know? No, the guards wouldn't do that. The guards are good people. And then they shove this down my foreskin, you know?

They smoke on that, freak. Will I get high off this? Yeah, you offered me some. but I think I'm be scared to be honest. This is some... It's just weed. I'll let you be my guinea pig, you know? I've already...

I've just weed, yeah. I've smoked. Sure, that's how it starts, you know? Next, you know, you're shooting up between your toenails. I didn't know you like to get wet, though, Brian. Angel, the shirme, that's what you spoke on me. Buckwild, ew, neckie. Yeah, I'll let you be the guinea pig, yeah.

I might get some later on, you know, but I want to smoke it away from everyone, you know? Right. I don't want you mess with my nog and, you know? Yeah, yeah. Made doing your voices confusing me. What's going on? Christopher Walken isn't here? Yeah, I'll do it controlled, you know, just on my own, you know?

Yeah, we're going. While driving. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I haven't smoked weed in ages. Okay. I think I'm better off. I'm trying to change my personality. I don't need weed getting mucking up, you know.

Okay. So I'm trying to be a completely different person. Because we're actually, just for all the fans, listening and watching, big announcement, we are going to Cork next week. Is that next week, is it? Yeah, yeah. We're going to be on Cornelius O'Sullivan's podcast. What day is that again?

It's a Tuesday. Okay. Why, you want to cancel? No, no, I can do it. Sure? Yes. Cornelius says his hope. Cornelius says that he's on a ledge right now.

And if he doesn't get to see James, if you cancel, I'd be like, well, I can still show up Cornelius. Yeah. Like, oh, yeah, great, yeah. Oh, yeah, ring goes here. We'll talk about it off, Mike. No, well, the point is okay.

You want to change your personality. I want to be a completely different person for Cornelius. Okay. What kind of person do you want to be? I don't know. Okay. That's my big problem. I don't want to be, I go through phases.

I want to be like, like wacky, like Jim Carrey, but also kind of serious and quiet. Like Jim Cavito. They're harvesting. the blood of children. Somebody stop me. He's talking of his ass. Did you know that there was an elite satanic pedophile ring

in Austria? Well then, get I, Mike. Put another shrimp on the babie. That's what you want to be? Yeah, or I was thinking of being like Conan O'Brien, maybe Louis J. Gomez. I just don't know who I want to be. That's the problem.

I can't commit. Who are you now, though? I don't like who I am now. I know anything that can cure me is a bullip. I have to talk about that. We shot myself in the brain, but just to look up on the internet, you can shoot yourself in the brain in a certain way

where you're perfectly okay, and then you're all cool. Is that right? You're always in the flintstones. Okay. When Fred hits his head, he turns all cool. I don't remember that one, but... Why you mean?

I didn't watch a lot of flintstones. Why? Well... I can tell. Okay. Look at you. You shit of bowling. I'm not...

I'm not bad at bowling. On a stag, I got the trophy for most strikes on a bowling. Ah, they felt sorry for you. We're only giving this to you because we know you shot yourself in the brain. I didn't do that. Oh, my God, really. Wait, wait, what is this, though? You can shoot yourself with the hand.

That's a real thing. That's a real thing. It's like basically, there's like the pussy part of your brain and you shoot the out. Right. You become like George Clooney. Okay. With head injury, you know, that. Wow.

You've researched this, have you? I have, yeah, yeah. That or meditate. There's only two options I have. But yeah, I'm going to be a complete different person this year. Okay. Like, you will actually be like, I wish the old, it's like Kanye West, you know? Right.

It's like I like the old Brian. Old Brian's dead. Now I'm got the face mask on, I'm black. Me and Nick Funtas are on. Oh, by the way, speaking of Nick Funtas, actually, the only way he was like Kanye's kind of like manager for a bit we're kind of like campaign manager

and that really hurt him all right and then October 7th happened that kind of his career kind of bounced back from that right have you heard the new thing about Funtas

where he's saying that like the Epstein stuff is kind of like it's not unrely kind of overblown really yeah it's just like no big deal

oh yeah in fact it's actually kind of like lame the fact that you bring it up okay like oh no she's eight years old. Like, it's actually not that important at all.

Huh. I've heard what they're doing now is they're trying to normalize pedophilia where it's actually like based to be a pedophile. Okay. And if you don't like it, you're gay. Oh, what about the paedophiles who bang little boys? Aren't they gay? They're based. Oh, they're based. Yeah.

Okay, I see. Interesting. Yeah, but Megan Kelly said this and now Nick Funtis. They're all kind of saying, they're all saying like it's not actually, it doesn't really matter, you know? If you're a paedophile? Well, if with Trump is a paedophile, you know, it was like... Oh, right, okay. With the Epstein stuff,

like it was no real big deal, you know? Just like underage a little bit. Okay. Barely legal, you know, like eight years old. All right. Again, I'm not... I'm not saying I fully just agree with this, by the way. Fully.

I'm not saying I fully agree with it. Obviously, come on, they're making some good point. But it's just kind of funny the way like you've been talking about like, you know, drag story time for like five years. it feels like, you know, and now they're like, Eh, Epstein's pretty cool, actually, you know?

Good hang. Are they doing the whole, well, it's actually hebo-thelia, not paedophilia? No, I'm not doing that. You should write for them, though. Yeah. You'd be good kind of helping in their case. Nick Funtas says,

oh, no, it's hebo-phalia, but he's saying that just because they're Jewish, you know? Yeah, Nick Funtis now, the magic kind of worn off with me and him, you know? Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, that's a shame. I was listening to him a bet,

and it was kind of funny, you know, And now I'm kind of like, this guy's actually kind of like wrong about certain things. Yeah. He was on Alex Jones there recently, okay? Oh, really? It's funny because Alex Jones is trying to be like, you know, he's trying to be a bit careful. He's like, you know, it's not just Jewish people, you know. It's a lot of people, you know.

It's like the Democrats. No, no, it's just the Jews, Alex. Literally, yeah. Literally. I can picture. Oh, come on. I know some Jewish people are great. No, they're not.

They're terrible. Yeah. Also, like, Alex Jones is trying to kind of walk this line where he's still like, no, Trump's good, he's getting the wrong advice. He needs people,

someone like me around to guide him in the right way, you know? But he's just wrong advice certain people. I know what type of people there, Alex. I'm not, I kind of try and stay away from all that stuff. You of all people should be on this stuff. Should I? Yeah, exactly. Why? Why are you watching instead?

His and hers are Netflix. That's bad for you. It is. That'll radicalize you. By the way, that is dog shit, and anyone who likes it is a fucking retard. I quite enjoyed it, actually. Oh, okay. No, I haven't watched it, be honest. Terrible. Tell me what it's about. Paint a picture with words.

Okay. So, this murder happens in this little small town outside of Atlanta. Yeah. And it brings back this woman who used to be a big reporter in that town, but she kind of took off because her child died. So she comes back, she starts, she wants to cover the story. And John Bernthal is a cop who's investigating it. But then you find out that they used to be married and, you know, they had the kid and the kid die. Oh, how did the kid die? Caught death.

Oh, so not even entertaining. No, no. That's the worst. Your kid dies a real boring way, you know? Yeah. I want my kid to die in kind of like a, not a funny way per se, but you know, kind of like a home alone style, you know, a paint can on a string and it goes like hits him in the head, you know. Or, you know, you're kind of putting your baby to bed and you notice it's just an uncooked chicken. And then, wait, what's in the oven?

Uh-oh. Let's just see if anyone notice this. Is he always this quiet, honey? wife's trying to breastfeed the chicken. He's not latching. But this is very tasty, by the way. Thanks, it's Jamie Oliver. But, yeah.

So caught death, yeah. Caught death. And then you find out they were married. And then more people start turning up dying. And then you find out that all the women that are dying are girls, that the wife... Dying or dead? They're getting killed off. Okay, right.

They're getting killed off. So there's murders happening. find out they were basically back in high school, they were a group of mean girls. Oh, yeah. That the woman reporter of John Bernthal's ex-wife was Anna, is her name. Was friends with. And then

they're starting, but one of the women that ends up dead, John Bernthal was banging her. So he's trying to kind of cover that up. So he's sort of like hiding evidence and shit. So there's always kind of like a who's actually behind it all and blah, blah. And how long is this? Six

episodes. It's dog shit, though. Would you tell me what happens or should I watch it? Don't watch it. It sucks. Well, tell me what happens. All right. Spoiler arts for all the listeners. No, he's going to ruin it.

Yeah, yeah. So you find out all these girls that are getting killed off. Basically, back when they were in high school, they facilitated Anna to get raped on her 16th birthday. What kind of prank is that? I know, right? But then her mom. mother who's been having dementia the whole time. Yeah.

Then in the final episode, we get a reveal where she found a videotape of the rape that happened. So there's her 16-year-old daughter getting raped on a mattress in the woods while the mean girls are just sitting off to the side watching and singing happy birthday to her. Very, really stupid. Who's doing the rape? Just some guys that they paid. They just paid some guys to come rape her. and then the mother finds this out

kids are so mean aren't it? Yeah yeah but uh so the mother starts faking dementia so she can go around and kill all the girls one by one 20 years later. Wow. Yeah it's and that's the big reveal that she didn't have dementia the whole time

man yeah and this is from the outside looking in this looks like a drama well the only reason I watched it right I was scrolling on TikTok and like I just this you know when you kind of watch one video something, then you get a bunch of them? Yeah. It knows, by the way, what to show you. Yeah, yeah.

And it knows more than you know yourself. The algorithm's like, this guy will love him and her. Well, they were wrong about that. No, no, because you watched it though, didn't you? I mean, I watched it, but I hated it. They win. They win. They knew I would hate it, so they tricked me. Let's make him think he'll like it, but

he'll actually hate it. Either way, he watches it. And you'll probably end up buying the Blu-ray next. He's going to the his and hers conventions. But I like John Bernthal. He's a good actor. Yeah, you love him. Yeah. So some of the videos I watch, like, okay, I got to apologize real quick. At first, I thought this his and hers show, which is another stupid, dumb, throwaway, trashy Netflix thing.

It's so much better than that. It's cerebral and artistic. I was like, oh, okay. I mean, it's got John Bernthal, so maybe it'll be worth a watch, and I watch it. Pure dog shit. Like, what's that con to his old-in-netflix shows? Harlan Corbyn or something that God he's called.

That writer? Yeah, the writer. Yeah, he's kind of like this stage, like a franchise. Yes. But all of his shows are really stupid and dumb and trashy.

But this was exactly that. And it's based of a book written by some woman. Just, you know. I can hear in your voice to disgust. Well, you know, it just appear like,

it's one of those books that, you know, a menopausal woman reads on holiday while ignoring her autistic children's sexual advances on the village children, you know? Speaking from experience. Well, I'm not menopausal, but the rest is true. But anyway, yeah, terrible, I hated it. And just the reveal, it's just...

No, my point is okay. So it seemed like to me from a trailer, like a serious drama. Now, if this was a 70s horror film about sexy teenagers in like a camp situation and that was a twist, I still think that was stupid. It's like, oh, she's faking dementia for years to commit the perfect crime. I still think that is very far-fetched.

And the whole big reveal, she just writes a letter to her daughter and reveals it all. It's like, why would you write that down? What happens to the mother in the end? She just gets away with it. Set up season two. She's going to do, it's like Ocean's 11. She's do a scam every time.

She's walking around a casino being like, oh, I've got no, my brain's got Alzheimer's. And she's paying attention to them putting in the code, you know, her Don Chieel. Bernie Max, they're like, yo, get this old bitch away from me. Oh, saggy titty dementia and shit. I don't want no dementia, titty.

Get your dementia pussy away from me, bitch. I ain't scared of you, motherfucker. Well, Ocean's, uh, I'll be now 11. 12, 13. Come on. No, no. No, no, I'm not stupid, okay.

I didn't piss myself while counting, all right? You can't prove it, okay. Ignore the smell. I got confused because Oceans 8 threw me off, all right? And they're working oceans one.

Oceans one? Yeah. It's a whole, going to be whole cinematic universe. What, is that like a prequel? You got it in one. Back in one, like the 70s or something? Exactly, yeah. Is it going to be AI, Dean Martin,

and Sammy Davis Jr. And you're going to treat Sammy even worse now. Some ice agents burst in and drag Sammy off, kicking and screaming. Oh, there it is. Sammy, hey, dims the brakes. Ain't that a kick in the head? I never seen the original Ocean's Eleven.

I've heard it's pretty boring. Oh, okay. Now, I heard that from a young person because they don't know nothing, you know. You know, when I talk to teenagers about films, they have bad opinions you know. Yeah, sure.

And they don't really like me talking to him anyway, you know? But I'm still going to keep talking to them. And then their parents come in and they really have a chip on their shoulder. I've tried to do my franks in that. Hey, hey, good looking.

Hey, they're tutzoo. Let me see that pokey springing over here. Stay away from my child. Hey, that's life. That's life. That's what all the police say. You're at night on March. You're on the Pito register.

in me. That's why. So the plan is, okay, oceans, again, this could all fall through, you know, this is a good plan anyway. So Oceans 1 will be Margot Robby as the mother of George Clooney. And then we have the kind of like the older guys now, all your favorites, you know, Clooney and Pitt

and Damon and Don Cheadle and Julia Roberts. Yes. Yeah, all together doing one last hit. So it's got to be cutting back and forth. No, these are two separate films.

Oh, of course. What an idiot I am. You'd be like, well, it'd be better then because you can make less money. We don't want to turn this franchise

into a cash cow, guys. I don't think I've ever seen Oceans 12 or 13. I've only seen Oceans 11. They're all blur into one. They're films that were on like film four that I've probably seen like 10 minutes of. And then... I mean, Ocean's 11 is good.

entertaining. I don't remember it too well to be honest. You know, it's Sodenberg, so it's got some kind of merit to it. It's cool, it's fun, you know. I do watch it, I then see, this is what I mean by different personalities. So I'll watch that and I'll be like, yeah, I'm like Danny Ocean, yeah. Are you? Yeah. Have you ever tried to be Danny Ocean? Yeah, I walk

around the place, like, yeah, I'm Danny Ocean, yeah. I go into a pub and it's there, you know, I drink a Guinness, and I'm like, yeah, I'm Danny Ocean, I see all the angles. Then you're trying to walk out without pain, thinking you've got the clean escape. No, I dress up as a janitor. I'll walk around the auto badger.

Hey, signor. Oh, I'm so tired, but I had to clean the toilet. Oh, my God. All I want is a servosa. It's a whole take-like. Hey, what are you back? I pay you to be an old lady who slips up, okay? I just jump you on the tip jar.

I just steal it and run into a wall. Lock myself in disabled jacks. You found an Asian and folded them into a suitcase very awkwardly. Just snapped his spy. like a twig. Come on. Do the thing. Do the gymnastics now.

Because I actually did watch Oceans 8 when it came out for my sins. Wow. Very bad, I must say. And the whole thing with that is George Clooney's dead. Oh, really? Yeah. So Julia Roberts keeps going to his grave

and she keeps saying to the grave, I know you're not really dead. Come on. Pop out. Come on, pop out. Come on. I know you're not really dead. Come on. I didn't realize it actually had Julia Roberts and Yeah Julia Roberts and Rihanna

Huh So instead of a fucking You know Deadweight like you know Clooney and Pitt We got Rihanna And Mindy Kailing Of course

Big Star Power Yes Yes They might show up again Kind of like Avengers Kind of thing You know they all show up Does anyone want that really?

I do Yeah I'll kill for it Oh yeah My new personality I'm gonna be Mindy Kaling Oh I can't get a

boyfriend, but I can't stop eating pizza. Although she's on the ASEMPIC now, so she doesn't even do that anymore. That's a shame. Yeah, she's very skinny now. My girl, my girl. Well, I'll tell you, real quick, before we talk about Star Trek Academy,

which is what you want to talk about, right? Always. I know that's why you're drinking to prepare for this, all right? That's why I had to go buy some legal weed, just to numb myself. I'm going to talk about the promotional rollout for Avengers Doomsday. It's out next year,

December, okay, they've already started the countdown. So they've released four trailers for Avengers Doomsday in the cinemas one week after another. So I had to see Avatar four times to see all these trailers, okay? And what about the sixth

and seventh time you had to see Avatar? Oh, that's for? And the ninth and tenth time. Well, for all the Easter eggs, you know? Well, I had to see the trailers multiple times, okay, because they're one minute each. So one minute, that's a lot of time. Yeah.

So there's all sorts of stuff happening. So I'm going to go through the trailers. I'll tell you about them. Alright? Okay. So the first trailer, a man pulls up a motorbike. Mysterious. Like, who is this, all right? He gets off the motorbike. It's a live action bike or mice from Mars? Yes. Finally. I knew it. Well, it hasn't been confirmed. That's not. So there's still hope for you, okay? Put down the noose, all right? I'll hold it. I'll bring it to the cinema. So it's a man, mysterious man. The camera pans up. It's Steve Rogers.

Who's that? Don't act like you don't know. It's Captain America. Steve Rogers. Oh, from American Dad. The son and American Dad, yes. Where's Principal Lewis? The point is, okay.

It's Chris, not Chris Elliott. That'd be great. Chris Evans. Take my strong hand. I'm Captain America. It's Chris Evans from BBC Radio 2. Okay. And he has a baby now.

He's holding the baby. And he looked up to the distance, Captain America will return Avengers Doomsday. The end. That's it? That's the text, yeah. Okay, next one, okay? It's Tor.

Tor, all right? Calm down, all right? It's Tor. Tor, the Onion browser used for the dark web. That's where Captain America got his baby from. That's that bad. So don't interrupt, okay? So it's Tor, okay.

Thor, I believe you're meaning to say. No. Okay. It's the Norse god, all right? And he looks up to the sky, Tor will return in Avengers. That's all. What was he doing?

We don't know. Oh, okay. So it's interesting, okay? They're minute long. Yeah. But nothing's happening in them. It's like jazz. It's what they're not showing yet.

Okay. Number three. Now, you like number three, okay? I think sent it to you. in respond in considerate, right? In great. All right. So three, okay, is we pan around to the Xavier school for the gifted.

And we hear Magneto. And it's Magneto looking young, looking fresh, all right? And it's Professor X. And they're like, we all have to die someday, Charles, but you have to choose how you die and what you die for. And then we see Cyclops go full on just squirting eye beams everywhere. Eye juice.

Yeah, yeah. Squirting every. Oh my God. Yeah. Fuck yeah. So good. Oh, my God. Yeah, it's James Marston coming right at you.

The X-Men will return in Avengers Doomsday. Okay. That got you interested, isn't it? Yep. The last one, we're almost there, okay? Come on. Hurry up. Okay.

Yeah, don't it over with. We're in the desert. All right? What the heck? Isis will return in aventures Tuesday. There's fire guns up here.

It's Cyclops and Isis. So we see all the Wakandans. Okay. And they're walking, right, in the desert. And they're like, it's nice to meet you. And we cut to the Ting.

Okay. Yeah. The Ting's like, Hey, I'm from New York. Yeah. I'm walking here. Yeah. the Wakanda and Fantastic Four will return Avengers Doomsday.

Okay. So that's it. So they're really just grabbing everything and shoving it all into this one film. Yeah. Yeah. It's pretty good, isn't it? Your tone suggested it wasn't good. Which is probably something wrong with your tone, I imagine.

I thought, didn't all these cunts die in like, fucking whatever one that was? You know, the one where they all died. No, they're back. Well, they're back. Because they have to fight Robert Downey Jr. What? I thought he's a good guy. No, now he's bad.

He's Dr. Doom. Oh, right. And also... That's confusing, isn't it? No. So where's Iron Man then? Iron Man will probably show up as well. Like Norbert.

Ah, okay. Yeah, he's going to be a fat black woman. Oh, my lord. I'm a hay of me to cake. So I was reading about the production disc. This is a big fucking production, all right? Like, it's like, I think like $2 billion dollar budget. it, you know, reshoots

the fuck, okay? A lot of actors have no idea what's going on. Like, poor old Alan Cumming is just on the green screen going like, whoa, oh, oh, geez. Who is he? He's a night crawler, okay?

Oh. But there's, he's not filming anyone else. They just take his head and put it on a blue body. Right. Yeah, yeah. And you got Kelsey Grammer as well, that's a huge little budget.

That's one billion gold to Kelsey Grammer straight away, all right? But, you know the way they had to lure Robert Downey Jr. back to this. He's an Oscar-winning actor. He doesn't need to do this, okay? Yeah.

State paid him loads of money. Yeah. And on set, there's an area called Downeyland. Okay. And that's a whole kingdom just for him. And no one else in the cast is allowed go into that area unless they get special permission. This is a real thing.

This is a real thing, yeah. That's pretty much. So he has his own area all cordoned off, and he's got his own kind of like white slaves. Wow. Yeah, yeah. And literally it's like garden, everything, you know. He's got his own private jet,

his own kind of whole different area. he can commit crimes in there and don't say anything Ah Yeah yeah They did this He did this Diplomatic immunity

No they're filming In England okay Right And Kier Stammers's like Please do what you want To Mr Iron Man We won't get in your way And they bummed him

Yeah Oh I'm sure he hated that Oh no Not again Yeah so I'm looking forward to the film Are you Yeah they're filming

They're filming A two part or Oh it's gonna be A two-parter Yeah of course You couldn't fit And apparently each film's going to be, I think, I'm not even joking,

I think three hours or 40 minutes. Wow. But they might have to make it longer because there'd be so much good stuff in it. It'd actually be a crime to... There's not a single second that you can lose, you know, yeah. Yeah, it'll be epic.

Disney's future is riding on this. I was reading somewhere where Disney execs, this is probably a bit bullshit, okay, they're like, so we're planning now. If we don't hit the 10 billion mark this year, everything's fucked. if we hit 9.5 billion, just jump out a window and kill yourself.

Yeah. God, I can't wait to download this on Pirate Bay and not watch it. Just copy on CDs, give it down market, you know? Yeah, exactly, you know?

I, yeah. I actually, I don't think I've ever watched us. Well, that's not true. I've watched a few of them, I think. What? Marvel's... I bet you're lying.

No, you're lying to seem cool. I've seen a few. Yeah, I've seen them all, yeah. I've seen a few. I don't want to be mean, okay, but there's a fella I knew who's a bit simple, all right? And he used to tell lies, but wasn't very good at telling lies, you know?

So, like, a few months before Iron Man 2 came out, he told everyone that he's seen it. And then, like, we're like, what happens in it? He was like, uh, uh, there's like, uh, he meets Robin. And I was like, you simpleton. Robin's different company, you idiot. You troglotardite.

Robin is owned by Warner Brothers. Even a retard like you. weird-looking mother, understand that. Go back to Darnie Land. Yeah. I beat him up, and the principal's like good. Yeah. He should have killed him. Save us all a bit of trouble. Curbs top of.

He's not even worth the paperwork, mate. Send him to Tustla. No kids last long there. Man, Tuzla is just a murder factory at the moment. It's crazy. Yeah. But they're going to the head of Tuzla. Could you stop? killing all those children like make me yeah you and what are me

pipsqueak like even just recently you can think of a better way to get cheap fertilizer for my garden I'd like to hear it like even recently it was like I think this is great because I actually just read the headline don't know anything about what I'm talking about

but I think some dad was like mentally ill and he's like can I take my kid and they're like okay yeah he just went to a hotel and killed himself in the kid yeah I've heard about this now yeah the dad No, so it wasn't, there was an incident. This is a kid, the dad and the kid both turned up dead. One in a house in Bali Firmat and the other in, I think it was Klondock.

But anyway, but it turns out, like, a few months previous, guards had to show up to a hotel that I think, you know, Tuzla were involved with. Yeah. But, like, the dad was threatening to kill the kid and himself. and somehow he got released and the kid was released back into his custody and a few months later now he killed a kid and then himself by the way a lot of toothless stories were like

yeah and then somehow and it's like that's a pretty important detail yeah yeah somehow this guy managed to get 12 kids out there and drive around the van and set on fire you know and yeah what are we going to do figure it out yeah no

it's it does seem like there's quite a lot a lot of... But hey, I will say, everyone criticized Tuesday. I never ran an organisation full of children. I don't know what it's like. If I was running, it would probably way worse. Yeah, there's a reason why you're not running it, though, you know?

Sick, fuck. He made them watch all the Doomsday trailers back to back. Oh, he's evil. Anyway, look, let's talk about... Oh, we're doing well with time, okay? I'm going to restart the camera. You open another can. all right. We're going to talk about finally

Star Trek Academy. Do I have time for another can? You do, you do, you do. Yeah, where's the can? In the fridge! Okay, you get the can. Asshole! Alright, this is good now. I thought the weed of mellowy out, but... I didn't smoke any, you wouldn't let me. Good, good, yeah. We don't want you

mellow here. If I anything, we want you angrier. James is getting a can out of the fridge. Maybe I'll have a can later on. But, be honest with you all, like, the listeners probably don't know this, but I'm not, best with alcohol. So James can drink it and he can be like, you know,

a cool, funny guy. If I drank it, I'd probably just like lie down the floor mid-recording. And James like, come on, Brian, get up. No. Stop touching me. Rape! You know?

Yeah, you're wearing a pair of Daisy Dukes and lying on a pinball machine. Brian, where did you get all that stuff? My rape bristles up my ass. Okay, so... Alcohol doesn't really agree with you too much. It's weird now. Sometimes it's grand and sometimes I get a little bit, you know, morose.

Yeah, yeah. Or a little bit like kooky, you know? Yeah. But the only thing to do about that is to power through, you know, and just keep drinking. Exactly. You have to immunize yourself. The more you, you know, what's the word? Expose yourself to alcohol and more you allow it to, you know, be in your bloodstream all day, every day. the better you'll become masking. Yeah.

Not a lot of people are, everyone talks to, oh, I was forced to mask my emotions. Yeah, that's called being considerate. Yeah, it is. The fucking,

the Mongols in 2026, they don't like masking anymore. Just like to walk around, you know, playing Digging Mon on the bus or whatever they do, you know. I'm here drinking by myself

masking, like a good, citizen. When the mask become a term that people view, because it wasn't

that just like being normal for years? Yes. Be considerate. Yeah. Don't shit yourself on the boss

and smear it on the window. Don't stop me from expressing myself. If that's masking I'm against it, right? Because I need to shit sometimes.

Yeah. A lot, actually. Actually, I really shit hard for a gig. Yeah? I think that's all psychosomatic though.

Right. It's a coming up on yokes. Yeah, it is actually. Yeah, yeah. I've gotten better at now. When I first started gigging, you know, I'd be shitting so hard, you know, like, and it'd be like, you know, calling out my name and next act, I'm like, no! Yeah. I think that'll keep me in my toes. Yeah. Yeah, that'll keep it at 100, you know. I haven't shit myself in a long time, actually. That's good. I'm proud of you. Yeah. Well done. A good time someone said it, yeah. I've never shit myself. Oh, ladys, ah. Yeah. Well, just because I know that the, the risk of that

is very high at all times. Well, I've gotten close, but I've always managed to, you know. Now, I'm just trying to humanise yourself. It's like when a rich guy's like, yeah, no, I also struggle with money, you know. Sometimes, like my second house is a bit cold, you know. I mean, look, let's talk about Star Trek Academy. Let's do it. So I will say, you know the way like David Ellison owns Paramount now?

Yeah. So Paramount is really trying to... I know Larry Ellison. I know. Larry's the father. Oh, yeah, sorry. Don't disrespect the Elis. He owns like

companies that do all stuff for the government don't worry your head about you know stuff for the CIA that monitors you and kind of like you know keeps track of your sperm count

stuff like that you know scans your retina and your penis at the same time why do you need this don't worry about it sweetie anyway

so basically David Ellison is trying to get money out of his investment and Paramount doesn't really have that many like big IPs like you know the way like Warner Brothers, which they want.

You got all sorts of stuff there. You got Green Lantern. You got the Flash. You got ambush bug. You got Blue Beetle. You got The Question. You got Mr. Miracle. I have not heard of any of these. What? Ambush bug? You've not heard of Ambush Bug. The fuck is that?

Ambush bug was Deadpool before Deadpool. Really? Yeah. He broke the Fort Wall. And he'd be like, hmm, the writers aren't doing very well this issue. And the guys like me would guffaw. We'd slapping her legs and loving it. shit ourselves. Very good.

Very droll. Well done. Ambush, Bug. Yeah, and, you know, Alfred, didn't make you an

Alfred movie someday probably, you know? Right. But the point is, okay, their own IPs, the big thing they have

is Star Trek. Okay. And they're like, Hey, Star Trek, this is a huge show. We need to be making way more of this, all right?

Not just like one show occasion. It should be like a Star Trek movie every year. Yeah. We want Star Trek to be bigger than Star Wars. Right.

And dare I say, Emmerdale. Could we combine the two? You know? Star Trek Farm. Okay. So, oh, what's going on there then? The bloomin' clingons are coming round shagging me sheep. Glipp, glip, clorpe, clip, clorpe. Fuck off, you fucking nuts. I don't... Clingon grooming gang. I don't have...

Goctak. So, look, the point is, okay. We're going to see a lot more Star Trek in the future. On the big screen, the small screen on TikTok even, okay? Even outside your door to be Star Trek everywhere, right? So the new show, okay, for a new generation, because you're old, James, okay? I am. You're in the past.

You're like, oh, I like the Star Trek with Brendan Glees, not Brendan Glees, Colomini. Yeah. Yeah, that's old, right? The Gen Z don't like Colomini. Well, more fool then. pity them, quite frankly. You know? So, start...

Not about the extreme levels of mental health crises they suffer on a near daily basis. No. Maybe if they watch more column, they wouldn't need all those antidepressants. You know? Yeah. And that's just my diagnoses. I'm not sure. You'd be a great therapist.

So, this is a new show to attract a brand new young audience, okay? The kind of audience like Euphoria. So Star Trek Academy, instead of the kind of boring, stuffy, you know, captain, the Pronto torpedoes or, you know, this is kids. Okay. It's college, all right? So it's the kids studying to become the Spock's and the Captain Kirk's and all that, all right? Right. Star Trek, the college is. Yeah, exactly.

And it stars Holly Hunter. Yeah. Everyone's favourite Yeah Yeah, dude So it's Holly Hunter Okay As a 19 year old babe

Hey gosh What's going on Oh I think I'm gonna smoke Some reefer It's a spaceship car wash At the car wash So she is I suppose you could say like the principal

Basically She's a captain Alright Yeah And she's looking after this young orphan All right By way his young orphan, he's really cool, okay?

And his mother is Shee Hulk. Oh. So Shehulk, the actress, I forget her name now, is Tasma Mamubel, Manambla, Tasma Nambla, or something like that, right?

She is his mother, and she's vanished, okay? Right. And somehow connected to Paul Giamatti. As everything usually is. That's when those kids go missing Tuesday, I'm like, it's probably Paul Giamati. So Paul Giamati is an Kling on, all right?

Uh-huh. And he's looking for revenge for some reason. All right. We'll get that later on. All right. Don't you get ahead of yourself. I'm, uh, you know, I'm barely listening to you, quite frankly. The young fella, let's call him Chuck, all right?

All right. He rocks up and he's like, yo, what's this? He talks with this. I don't give a shit, all right? What? They swear? They do, yeah. What?

I ain't wearing no uniform. I just want to kick it with the babes. Yo, I just want to titty fuck some hoo-ways. Let me get some alien tities wrapped around my fucking. cock. And, you know, Holly Hunter's like, hey, you got to follow orders. You want to graduate in Star Trek Academy.

Hey, I'll follow my own orders. Dismissed. You can't say dismissed. I can do what I want. Oh, Thuts, somebody to let you in charge. This has got to be sci-fi, am I right? They got a fucking broad making decisions over here. Oh!

Are you gag-goots in a head of a while, huh? dice man in space. So, he's like cock of the walkeroy, but then who shows up, Gina, yeshire. She plays an alien, okay? And she's proper like, cut down do 20, you maggie, you lady.

Now, explain Gina yeshire to the un-initiated. I don't need to. Because everyone knows. That's like saying, oh, explain who ambush bug is. Everyone knows. knows the star of Mock the Week the best. Right. I didn't even

know that was still going to be honest. You know what? It's actually coming back. Okay. It was cancelled a few years ago but it's coming back on TLC. TLC? Yeah. Wow. The original programming it's got all the big stars. Ed Gamble Daryl O'Brien. Phil Wang? Couldn't afford him.

But of course not. It's TLC. I mean, come on. But what's my point? Okay. So Jeannie Acher is a comedian and I assume now actress. all right and she plays the tough no-dance's aillion. Right. Yeah. Proper like, you know, she's an orly army, kind of like... Like the drill sergeant. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know, calls people maggot and stuff like that. Yeah, yeah. And Chuck meets... Oh yeah, you're very funny. Watch your camera on my deaf and shag my sister, right? Shut and give me 20, you snake. No, she's proper like, you're on latrine duty and vomit duty.

And I just eat some bad, Chinese. food all over his open mouth you know that doesn't happen but it does happen in my head

George Takai shows up oh well don't blame me I did not cook the food in question and we meet all his wacky roommates

and like he's kind of like you know there's like the sexy girl you know there's like the non-binary hologram there's like you know what you see like the

the gotts and the jocks and all that all that all right and he's got to navigate college life and all those ups and down you've been to college you're like

remember you in Dundalk ID there's a non-binary hologram I was instantly cool right off the bat everyone respected me and loved me and all the teachers

were like we can't teach you anything you're so smart and cool and funny with a big penis I also had stopped taking my anti-psychotic medication So, you know.

They said it was so big I couldn't sit in exams because it actually wouldn't fit in the exam hall. They said all the students could write out their answers on my penis. It was so big. Anyway. What with my point now? So like, it's, the show, it does kind of feel like it was created to piss off in cells in a way, you know? Just it's very in your face.

annoying, it's trying to be funny all the time you know like it's trying to be serious the whole like Paul G. Matty is evil he's going to destroy a universe or whatever but it's also like dude we're roomies let's build a fort

you know a fort? Yeah our pillows but they're in college isn't that something a nine year old this is why you weren't fun in college right because me and the boys are all trying to build a fort you know, let's build

a tree house. No, I just want to do cocaine by myself in the dark. Stop making noise. I want to do cocaine and watch mean streets. I'm going to pay you. Great film. Great film. I'm watching a long time.

Oh, it's so good, man. I watched it back in college, actually. That's why I brought up, you know. And the people I was with didn't really enjoy you. No, no. It was during the middle of a... 21st birthday party though shut up bitch I don't care

it's Kyle and De Niro together she's crying in the back next is good fellas I've tried to show girls good fellas and they kind of like really yeah they don't like good fellas oh tell you now how can you not like

like it's just so entertaining this is what I'm saying like I just don't like women anymore okay instead of having a wife I just have good fellas I might actually have a This wouldn't be sad at all How about have a full marriage, okay? But it's just to a DVD of Goodfellas

Yeah You can be the best man I don't know if that'd be legal But what you could do Oh yeah, get a cease and assist Get a bunch of rent boys And they're already there They'll be your good fellas

You know Hey there we had Frankie the throat goat O'Malley This guy could suck a golf ball Through a garden hose Oh my God And then we had Johnny the gaping asshole Chinnelli.

Oh my God. Oh, you could fit an entire golf ball in his ass. It's all golf for me. It's all golf. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you're a white man. So, you know. Yeah, so I remember actually that girl, it's a bit creepy now.

But, ah, fuck it, you know. She, you know, it's a free episode, you know. So she was telling me that her roommate had very loud sex, all right? right so then I would come over and be like with the fucking glass to the wall no but I'd be like

kind of like you know have the ear out you know yeah and I'd never hear I'd be there for hours okay you know and the roommates with her boyfriend

in the room you know I'd be like you know they're trying to watch something and turn it down like you know do anyone hear what's that is that mouse is it

yeah and then like I'd leave and then I just peer she'd be like text me like oh I can't sleep because she's coming

so hard everyone in the house can hear it Like, it's, he's so loud. It's almost like any time you were in the vicinity of the bedroom, her pussy was just completely dry. I think she couldn't, it wasn't in the mood. She's just like, I don't know, I just don't feel it. And the second I leave.

I am so fucking horny right now, do me? I forget my keys. I'll come back up. She's like, no, it's gone again. Dried up like that. Oh, wow. Yeah. Never, never got to hear it. Wow.

Yeah. Do you know where the roommate is now? Could we do a follow-up? She's Australia. That can be a fun like a Louis Theroux document. Brian down under. Yeah, so. This is all, this is still under the umbrella of your new Star Trek review.

And that's actually in Star Trek as well. There's a Kling on having sex next door. No, I didn't like the show, to be honest. It's Star Trek, it's a perfect show. Everything about it's great. It's the one bad thing. Okay. Yeah.

So, you know, I'll forgive it. I mean, obviously, so you have the original with Shatner, you know, what's his damn? George D.K. No. Leonard Nimoy? Uh, fucking, no. What's the Shatner's character called? Oh, Captain Kirk.

Captain Kirk. Yeah. Then you got next generation. Next generation. So I was always like, Kirk versus Picard, right? Yeah. Then you had, uh, Deep Space Nine. That's well regarded, isn't it?

Really well regarded. In fact, a lot of people say that it's... Kind of like, if you want to understand what's going on, Israel, you should watch Deep Space Nine. Uh-huh. Yeah, because it's the exact same thing, you know? Right. With Colomini and Klingons and all that, right?

Yeah, yeah. And then there is Star Trek Voyager. That's 7 of 9. Okay. Nice. She's hot. Yeah, yeah. Jerry Ryan.

And Kate Mulgrew. Nice. And then there's Star Trek, Scott Bacula Okay I don't know what that's called again Star Trek Enterprise that's it All right

That's also really good actually I might actually watch all of Star Trek again So you're a big Trekkie then are you I love it Wow But I keep I downplay you know I don't want people

I don't ruin my Doctor Who credentials You know I don't want anyone at the Doctor Who Convention to think I'm a nerd You know Yeah I actually tell you what

For next episode Okay I am really going to go down some interesting rabbit holes. I think that's the best podcast and I'm actually enjoy it. Okay. So you're the way like Star Trek Academy.

It's like, yeah, it's bad. I don't know. What do you want for me? Look off. I didn't bring it up. Ah, you did, you did, yeah. Soutly, all right? You're like Darren Brown.

You're playing my mind, okay? Like the neon genesis episode or Chevy Chase episode. Oh yeah. They were good because I was actually into it, right? Oh, no. You are very disparaging of Chevy Chase. I'm still not over that, by the way.

You think I forgot. Oh, you can hang out with Chevy Chase then. I will. Yeah, you can play You can wheel him out And make money off him Yeah I guarantee when he's dead

They won't tell It'd be like a weekend Of Bernie situations Wheel him out Like hey Christmas vacation There's a button You press it It's like

I'm Clark Chriswall Yeah And you're now But I'm gonna watch Some other TV shows And I've always heard Are good You know Sapphire and Steel

I've heard that's good It's a 70th show Blake 7 That's another AE show Okay And yeah Just you know

Stuff like that You know Right Now, what about What's your opinion on the JJ Abrams Star Trek movies? Do you like them? With Chris Pine as Picard. I like Chris Pine, though.

Okay. I like those films. They're always trying to make a fourth film. I never, you know, some reason there wasn't a lot of problems with those films. You know, like the third film was in development health rages, and eventually they got like Simon Pegg to write it.

Okay. And it was a very kind of like standard story, nothing too crazy. For Walt Tarantino was trying to make a Star Trek film wouldn't that be awesome? I remember that.

Star Trek, you know? Yeah. Sent Israel. Starring his wife, you know. It's funny, JJ Abrams, he was kind of,

around that time, he was like the, you know, he was the biggest thing in Hollywood for a long time. Real fraud. Kind of feels like... He's done nothing good.

Yeah. Ever? I will say ever. All right. Here we go. Well, his daughter is going to be the next big star, Gracie. Gracie Abrams. Yeah, yeah.

She's already a world famous singer. Okay. Everyone knows about and everyone loves her, okay? And she's going to be in a new movie now by the director of Baby Girl. You know Baby Girl? No. That's the film with Nicole Kidman and Scott Dickerson. He, like, makes her drink milk.

It's about submissives and domination. Oh, all right. Yeah, yeah. So that should be interesting. It's a, sexy, um, Like a erotic thriller kind of like, yeah, with Gracie Abrams. Well, good. Good for her.

I'm glad. You know, whatever. What did Judge Abrams? What was like, why did everyone think he was so good for so long? He did the Star Trek movies and the Star Wars movies. He kind of, that's two big franchises. Oh, yeah. But like before that, like, did he do Lost?

He produced Lost. Yeah. It was Lindelof and all those guys are more kind of integral to Lost itself, you know? But he was, you know, he just lent his name to a lot of stuff. Yeah. I don't have much to say about it. All right, okay. I'm getting kind of tired now.

Well, we're near the end. Maybe don't say that on my, but, uh, you know. You're right, you're right. Let me just look at the Phoenix real quick. I'm no, I'm the one drinking and smoking weed, but you're the one getting tired. Exactly. You're the one with all the stimulants. Those aren't stimulants.

Oh. Those are sedatives. Well, you wouldn't know it. You're good at hiding you. I think I'm very bad at hiding this off. If I'm not in the mood or like, I think that's why it's bad to date me, you know? Because if I'm not in the mood or like I'm just

not feeling, I'm like, yeah, who cares? This is shit. Might as well just jump in a river, would you even care? You probably wouldn't give a fuck, would you? Yeah, but you're better at... You're probably, at my funeral, you'd be out the back getting piped, wouldn't you? Yeah, I know you would.

I'm saying it to my mother. Yeah, so I'm trying to think anything else. I didn't make notes this episode. Can you tell? Yes. Oh, God. Yes. I thought I could go off the dome this episode. Okay.

No. No. I flew. That's why you have kept the Phoenix close by like a, like it's a bottle of value. I'll tell you what, I am doing research in, and I'll talk about more next week now. But I've been listening to a podcast about Greek gods. Oh. And that's kind of merged into a kind of North mythology as well.

All right. But Greek gods, first of all, I kind of didn't realize how. how, like, there's a lot of just full-on rape in it and incest. Oh, okay. It kind of explains a lot about the Greeks in general, you know. But there's all these stories of, like, you know, like, Crohn or whatever like that, he cut off his dad's testicles and threw him in the ocean. That's why, you know, like the foam in the ocean.

Yeah. That's his dad's jizz. Really? Yeah. Even still. That's how much jizz he had his balls. He was a very virile man. Yeah.

So he cut off his dad's balls, all right? Okay. And you'll marry is a, you know, these guys, they're like, I'll marry, uh, my mother, my daughter, my sister and the mailman. Fuck it, all right, you know, they just marry everyone. But there's a story of a, I forget if it's cronos or whatever, okay, but he had a wife, all right? This is a good trick for lads, all right? Okay. Yeah.

Do it me old bird, all right? So he had a wife who could turn in different animals, okay? Yeah. Okay. So he was like, oh, and she was pregnant. Right. Oh, pregnant. Oh, fuck, hell.

I'll tell you what love Why don't you turn into a fly She was like okay Turn into a fly He ate the fly Nice Got her Yeah

Save money on the abortion That way didn't I You know I'll try that Next time I have a girlfriend But there's a lesson though Okay So don't be all chauvinistic about this

Alright But then later on he had a headache He was like Oh I got a splitting headache His daughter Popped out his head Oh fuck Yeah

I think that was a T-Nat or something So all these weird stories are like that That's pretty stupid actually In terms of a story Is it not? A bit stupid These stories didn't it wasn't like Joseph Campbell Back then didn't have the hero They're kind of a bit random

I mean we can't talk Look at Irish mythology Nothing wrong with that Oh like you know It's just like oh he Hit the ball and kill the dog The end Yeah not much of that

Just like real life Hit a dog with a ball In the face and it dies Yeah, and you're looking around like, yes, I shall become king now. King of Ballymun, that's me. Or like, you know, like a lad, like, you know, touched the ground, he turns an old man. He's on the horse.

He falls off the horse, turns old. Yeah. Not that interesting, you know. Right. I will say the Norse mythology is very interesting because they've got a built-in kind of beginning, middle and end. Okay. With Ragnarok.

Yeah, I'm not really too familiar with all of the... Oh, well, I'll fill you in next week, okay? Please do. I'm only like half into this at the moment, and this is the rest of history podcast. Which I've always kind of been hesitant to it because a lot of nerds I know listen to it. But it is kind of nice and dry

I like that. They're not like trying to be funny. Yeah, yeah, it's just proper like, really interesting, yes. And another thing is that George Washington was, you know, that kind of stuff right? Right. It's kind of funny them talking about you know, edifice complex. Oedipus.

Edipus, yeah, yeah. There is kind of like, of course, it makes sense, of course. I think deep down all men want to kill their mother and married their father. the other way around No Not when I do it Pala

Gay Oedipus Yeah so I'm listening Stuff like that I haven't really been I like to do it Where I fuck my mother And fuck my father And then just kick a dog to death

That's the modern version Of Edipus And then you fuck the dog corpse too You know Why not In for a penny In for a pound You know

So I'll tell you all I've wanted to watch this week, but I couldn't find it online. I didn't have time to go to cinema. Saipan. Oh, I've heard it's not very good. Who told you that? Jason Brennan. Well, I haven't seen it now.

Okay. Well, I'll tell you what, he's not the only one who said that. The lads on news talk said it wasn't very good either. Right. But I think those guys, I'm interested in someone who doesn't know. Because, like, Jason and the news talk lads, okay, their head's been poisoned by reality. Okay. Because they know what really happened, okay?

Yeah. I want someone like you to watch it. because you wouldn't know what to go you'd be like, who's Roy King? No, I remember it happening. They'll try and do that. You're right, yeah.

I mean, you only got into football like a year ago. You're acting like you're the big, you know. Yeah, yeah. I'm acting like I'm a part of the firm. Yeah, yeah. Oh, Millwall away, let's have it. It's not a story that I think needed to be

you know, immortalized in film, you know? I just think it's interesting to hear like Americans talk about it. Yeah. Because Americans seem like a lot more in the Irish. That's why,

Because they have no idea. It was like a character called Roy Keane. How is it in any way interesting to people that don't know the real story? You have to watch a film, find out. Yeah, I don't think it is, though. That's what I'm saying. I don't think. But people say Enya Hardwick's good.

Okay. He's the guy who played Roy Keane. Yeah? Oh, so he's good at playing a stupid con from cork? Oh, great, yeah. Oh, I'm impressed, am I, yeah? I think I'm going to watch it. I think I'll be, I think I'm going to enjoy you.

Yeah, you're only going to enjoy it to spite me though, aren't you? Like when I enjoyed sinners. Of course I didn't like it, but I had to tell you I liked it. I watched sinners like, where's Roy Keane? I actually love sinners, by the way, like genuinely. Yeah, sure. Unironically. Fantastic.

Yeah, you go out and hang out all your sinner friends. Yeah. Honestly, you're the only person I've ever met that said that didn't like it. No, Nick Funtis didn't like it. Well, Ben Shapiro didn't like it. Matt Walsh didn't like it. You can hang out of all your loser friends, the Barbershop. talking with sinners.

You still fucking with that motherfucking berno too. That cracker. He's wide in the head, though. Yes, yes he is. Thank you, Jamal. Short back and sides, please. Some of us have worked in the morning.

And they like that. They like when you kind of push back and bait up. Not too far. Otherwise you get a beating. Oh, yes. If you're lucky, they'll stop at the beating. So, Yeah, that's basically it, you know

I'll probably go home tonight Oh yeah Yeah, you've been around me for No, it's not Three hours, it's like, oh, I have to leave now Have to recharge Fine, go on then, go on, go back to Carl I'll be back soon though, don't worry

Because I've got a gig I think I've got gigs on Saturday, Sunday Oh yeah? I'm doing a competition on Monday What is this? Don't worry about it, you know? Which one? I'm asking It's a special competition

Special needs competition That would actually make sense Yeah Is it the one in Galway? No, no Oh It's in Bison Bar What?

Yeah, it's a competition Bison Bar Which competition? I haven't been told I was just told by There's a man in the street told me He's a special competition

In Disabled Backroom I think I'm going to win You have to go in With a blindfold And hands tied behind your back And you're my coach Like go get him,

Brian Yeah I'm backing you Get up You bum Get up! You call that throat fucking get up, you bum!