Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 280 : The Bone Temple

Episode Date: February 3, 2026

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It's me burping. We got that. You shouldn't be doing that. Show some respect to the listeners. I'm lewd, crude, with attitude. Well, it's a free one. So that's kind of like the bonus. If you get the Patreon, you get the episodes where James isn't like shitting and puking and all that, you know.

Actually, I kind of am jealous of you. You're drinking. Can I get a can? Yeah, we're quick. I'm going to get a can. Yeah. Talk to them for a minute. Don't say anything about, you know, me in my personal life.

Okay. And stuff I do, you know, you still do you hear me doing my bedroom. Yes. Don't say anything about that. Don't say anything about that. Yes, so Brian, he hires a mariachi band to come and play the big, funny guitar, while he jacks off. And it's very rude because the walls are thin and all right here and da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.

And just him going, come his wife, fuck. I'm like, excuse me, I have work in the morning. Can you keep it down? Shut up, old man. Hey, man, what's your problem, man? Hey, Brian just wants to bust in nought. That's my personal life, okay? We don't talk with that on the show.

Not on the free one anyway. But I tell you, speaking of, no, there's no segue there, okay? But I was reading about Unix. Right. I've had a pretty good day, I must say. I woke up this morning, stuck on a podcast straight away about Unix.

Didn't even, before any thoughts formed in my head, just hit play on a podcast. Like, oh, thank God. You know, no coffee, don't need it. It's like, don't talk to me if I've had my Unix podcast.

It was a podcast called The Rest is History And they're doing their top 10 eunuchs Now a eunuch is Don't actually get on no James Someone at their dick cut off Well A eunuch actually What happened is and don't make fun of this

Okay They'd find the youngest sex Don't judge they'd find the youngest sexiest boy They could all right And they'd be like we want to keep him like that Like freeze him an amber basically No puberty get in the way Right

So they cut off Get all hairy and smelly. And listen to Kran. Okay. So they put a thing on his balls, basically. There's balls drop off. Okay.

You made that sound like it's just a, oh, it's just a little, they put a little thing on and they just plop off ever so painlessly. Plop. Yeah. So they slice his balls off. Well, no, they can do, like, you know what they castrate a cow? They put a ring around it and eventually just kind of goes blue and falls off. Painless.

Is it? I don't think. I don't think there's any way that that's not incredibly painful. Well, the point is, okay, don't be fucking like, you know, save the eunuchs, man. Hey, me, you can't chop off the baby boys balls, me. So, they were good for many ways, okay? So they were for lovers, okay, used as lovers, all right? Wait, what?

Little boys with no balls? What are you going to do? As lovers? Have a woman. Fuck off. You fucking gay, you're chuff. You're wanting around putting flowers and pillows everywhere. She's in the fucking kitchen, yeah, lads, lads, lads.

On with the eunuchs, yeah, lads, lads, lads. What time? When are we talking about? We're talking like Roman times. Right, okay. Okay. So sometimes, though, eunuchs were considered good, because you can have them around, okay,

and they're not going to get anyone pregnant. Not going to try and overthrow you with their, there's no lineage. Oh, okay. So if eunuchs guard, like, the women. Right. Yeah, and they could like be strategists and stuff. But it's just, it's almost like, you can trust the eunuch a bit.

He's not going to do anything with his cock, because it has none. Wait, so they have no cocks either. The cocks would fall off a lot as well. Wow. Yeah, or get cut off, really. It depends on the methods, okay? In fact, you're Nero and Sporus. Yeah?

Yeah, so that's the whole thing where like the emperor fell in love with his, uh... Is Unic? Yeah, yeah. I didn't realize Sporus is, uh, it can be translated. into spunk. Ah, ironic. Do you get the ironic in the iron?

That's quite mean, isn't it? Yeah. Hey, look a old spunk there, yeah. But I can't produce, Siemen. Call him Giz Cannon. Yeah.

Oh, big balls over here. But, so, actually, that example is pretty fucked up, okay? One of the few fucked up examples of Unix, all right? Yeah. So, Nero, I believe,

fell in love, Esporus, his Unic, 14 years old, all right? Oh. But then it gets weird, okay. Certified Leaviboy certified Nerofile. Wap, wah, wah, that fuck him up. So I think they had a bit of falling out in the relationship, okay?

You know what they're like, okay? So what he wanted to do was put him into the Coliseum and he wanted to pay soldiers dressed up like demons and gang rape him. And people could buy tickets to this. Yeah, yeah. My dear, there's a wonderful production.

The Demon Gang Rape Unix Show is in town. Valentine's Day. Yeah, yeah. I've just read a review in Shortle. It's the new fringe show. Three and a half stars. Not enough gang rape. Well, you know.

Well, I think Spores killed himself before he could get gang raped. Well, ruins the fun. Some of them actually good relationships. Some of them were very friendly with the emperors. I think Alexander the Great, I think he had a nice relationship with an old eunuch, you know?

Uh-huh. And apparently, sometimes eunuchs were considered a kind of exotic in a way and women said they were good lovers but they had no dicks or balls listen to you

you're like if I can't stick my dick in what's the point I can't satisfy a woman any other way you're cave men mentality

right just finger or liquor out basically yeah bunch or box well you can say a more romantic way than that

what liquor twat oh yeah so that's that's eunuchs for you right there were they always so they were...

And then became singers as well. Oh, you could sing good. Folcetto. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. I say, yeah.

Lovely stuff there. Now, did they always, like, because they chop, chop their balls and cocks off, how old did they, they get older, but they would never look older?

Is that the thing? No, no, they'll get older, but it just wouldn't hit puberty same way. Okay. But, like, it's not magic or anything, you know?

Right. So they're not like, they're going to be, unfortunately James they're not going to be like 14 forever yeah this episode

is making sounds weird doesn't it they're not used some magic erectus deflectus you know well look

enough about unix okay I don't know why you brought that up we have a lot talk with this episode

all right okay we are going to talk about 28 years later at a bone temple we'll do that

around the 30 minute mark I think right I want to give people some leeway there so guys take your

edibles now and you'll start peeking as soon as we hit a bone temple. It could be the stone temple. Wee. Also, you know what? I picked up a can there. I haven't even drank it. No. I haven't even opened it. I'm too scared. Yeah, man. Look at you.

Holding it for a friend. Come on, open it. You can do it. You can't do it. Yeah. Oh, there you go. Now chug it all in one go. Oh, well. Gozzle the whole thing. I might put in the fridge that cool. Swallow the can. It's a bit cold. I might put it in the microwave to heat it up. I put the pot noodle in the freezer It's a pot Pot noodle, a potcicle I don't know, what the fuck It's redescending the gibberish, hasn't it?

This is nonsense, yeah Let's talk with something serious, okay? Right, go on. I want to talk with the Mary Staffer story. Tell me all about that. Have you heard about the Mary Stafford story? I have not, hang on. What are you looking up?

What's he looking up? Whatever, it's fine. Because I'm wasted now, so... Oh, fucking shit, face. I'm gay-eyed. You've got to carry his episode now. Mary Staffer. Yeah, this is actually pretty dark, all right,

but we'll try and get through it with a sense of modesty. Isn't that what we do, Brian? We bring the dark subjects into the light with our humor. Comedy is a tool. Holds a mirror up to society and says, hey, guess what? You're gay. And that's what we do.

We're truth tellers, man. Where's my Mark Twain Award? So Mary Stafford Story is part of a series I'm going to watch more of called the Ripped from the Headlines Lifetime Movies series. All right. So these are stories that are ripped from the headlines,

okay? And turn to... Lifetime movies? Yeah, pretty cheap movies, I must say now. Okay. Like, they're kind of like cheap movies where they spent, they blew their ward and one big star.

Right. So in this case is Alison Hannigan. From how I met your mother. Yeah, and Buffy as well. Yeah. American Pie? I can't name them. another one.

American Reunion. Doesn't we count it's in a series. It's the same. What are you doing? Yeah. It's like saying, Oh, Angel.

It's in the same universe, you lazy hack. Date movie. Well, that's true. Yeah, yeah, I got you. You got you. I may have string more often, yeah.

Like the power I feel. I've defeated you, this battle of wits. So, Alison Haldigan plays a lovely woman in the 80s, okay? Proper, like,

you know, goes to church, has a son. you know, lovely teacher as well, you know. Everyone loves her in a community, okay, bacon fuck into the, you know, pies for after mass, okay, all that good stuff, okay? And then one day, she'd walk along with her daughter, right? Right.

And some Asian man pops out. Okay, and he's like, get in the car, he's got a gun. Okay. Like, what? Get in the car. So they're getting in the car, right? Right. What the heck, you know?

Get in the trunk. And then a little boy walks past. Like, hey, mister, are you playing in the trunk? Get in the trunk. Wow. So now it's turned into a clown car. Fucking out. And then the whole school bus for the kids goes past.

Like, get in the trunk, get it going. And the circus goes past. And a bunch of hippies are just queuing up. Yo, is this the line for burning man tickets? No, getting caught now, gee? He probably didn't talk like that. He's a Taiwanese-American. He's a got an American accent anyway, all right?

So he didn't want the kid, the little fella. He just wanted the mother-daughter, right? He's not a weirdo. Yeah, he's like, oh, fuck's sake, didn't he that as well? So what he does is, he drives to his house, okay? It's like when they try to upsell you. It's like, hey, want fries with that? And you say, yeah, because you can't control yourself, you know?

I was hungry. So he gets the mother-daughter to the house. He puts them in the cupboard, or like Harry Potter, okay? And he beats the kids like nine years old with a tire iron to death. death. Huh. Yeah, just beats him,

you know. Try to make fun out with that, you know, whep, okay, so he beats the little lad to death.

Nice little, he's a real problem solver, this guy, you know? And now I have chip for the last of a loan. Ah,

better go. Don't do that. Oh, you said it. You're putting your bad thoughts in my head. So he locks them up

in the cupboard, like I said, and he's like, you know me? No. Exactly. She's like, what the hell is that, okay? What the frick is going on here, okay?

Turns out he was a former student, like years ago. Oh, she's a teacher? Yeah, yeah, of Alison Hannigan. He's been in love with her since. Oh. This is like 10 years later, okay? Okay. He's like, I loved you ever since.

Remember the time that I hand up my homework and you corrected it? No. That was the most meaningful relationship ever had. You know, he's proper and love with her. This song makes me think of you. It's busted. What I go this? school for even though it is

a real chore. Girlfriends I've had plenty but none like Miss McKenzie. What a bop. But you know it's really weird. He's like I want you to make love to me like you make love to your husband and you say his full name.

How did you know that? I was under your bed the whole time. So he's just been under her bed like going to see-he-he-he-he. While they're making love, all right? And he actually broke into her parents' house Okay. And he was like, this is the wrong Mary Staffer ran away.

Ah. Yeah. So it's a little bit suspicious. Sure. So he's like, I won't kill your daughter if you make love to me. Okay. She's like, I'm not going to do that. You have to make love to me.

Right. And then they do it. Off camera, okay? Yeah. And then after he's like, that wasn't very good. Yeah. You really weren't committed to it at all. You didn't play with the balls.

I like the soft cupping of my sap while I'm inside you. That's how we. know it's romance. Ew. That's beautiful, I think. No, it's not. She's like proper, like, it's not called making love. It's called rape.

He's like, ah. Oh, a rose by any other name would smell just as sweet, my dear. So just to pull back from a minute. I believe... Pull out, you mean. Oh, come on now. She was in that cupboard for like over a month. Stankin.

Yeah, he wants her nice and ripe. Yeah, I know it's crazy. He actually had, um, his cousin was living there as well. So the cousin's just like, you know, rocking out, you know, listening to Grateful Dead. Yeah. And he, you know, smoking a do, beating some burger. He'd hear like knocking, help, help. He's like, whoa, this is some good weed, man.

I think you got termites, dude. So he's like, but he turns on the music too loud to hear them. Right. So he's an air guitar, like, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. Right on. Smoke on the water. Oh, it's just blast of Metallica. light

here tonight yeah eventually they do one thing okay I will say it's a little bit like a film we're going to talk about in a few minutes

there's a real tim and Eric energy off some of these people where it's clear that a lot of these people aren't very good actors and there's a

kind of an odd look to him so they just got cast because they kind of look like freaks no that's a bit mean now okay but it's just like every now

the person playing one of the cops especially she's got very weird hair and it's like surely someone it's very distracting her hair you know what's weird about it it's kind of like it's hard to describe it's basically it's like imagine like it comes out and kind of curls like this

like Isfantura? Yeah and she's talking over her butt as well do not go in there excuse me I'd like to ask you a few questions do you have some bonaca yeah oh sorry

But I will say Alison Hannigan was actually pretty good She was pretty decent in the film I was saying, yeah Carrying it then Yeah, because it is basically all her, you know Sure. It's a real kind of a feel of like a Christian movie

Because she's talking about God a law You know what? You showed me a trailer for a Kevin James movie By that Angel Studios She's obviously like a Christian Well I don't know about that But she's like hey look you take the work and get it You know?

No, because she was forced to be a sitcom with that sodomite, Neil Patrick Harris. I mean Josh Ritter. Radner. Oh my God. The demon drink. The booze.

Turned him into a half whit. You know, it's so sad. I was like, his name's Josh Ritter. I'll throw it out there, you know? And James, probably be impressed. He'll probably offer to pay my half of the rent this one. That's tribute. No, it's Josh Radner.

God. I thought I had it all, you know? Yeah, well. Fucking cock at a walk and now look at me. But, yeah, so I watched that. That was, be honest with you, it's kind of like... How does it end? She escapes.

What about the daughter? She forgets. Slow poke. It's like home alone. We forgot. We forgot Kevin. Kevin! The sticky bandits.

Well, I'll tell you what, I actually want to talk about. I don't much say about that because of like, It's not much to make fun of, you know. One film I watched that was complete dog shit, and I couldn't believe how bad it is, okay? Mercy. Mercy. So Mercy, I heard about it.

It's the guy who directed his film, okay? He does a genre called Screen Life Movies. Screen Life Movies. So he would have been involved in your searching. They're all movies based around screens. Oh, wait, searching with John Cho. Exactly, yeah. I actually saw that in the cinema.

Yeah, I mean, it was a pretty big film. It got a sequel. It was pretty good. Yeah, so he, that's what you... John Cho was great. He produced... What are you saying about John Cho? Whoa.

You're too good for John Cho. Yeah, you're... John Chump, that's who you are. Whoa, fuck off. You fucking caught. I'm calling my lawyer. No, so, um, he did... And he also produced a War the World movie with, uh...

Ice Cube. Exactly, yeah. That's, that's sensation. Yeah, so he, that's what he likes doing. And this film's like this. So the film, okay, I... I couldn't believe what it was. Do you know anything about it, Mercy?

All I know is Chris Pratt is in it. So it starts off, all right? And we get kind of, remember like the start of Robocop? We kind of get like a little overview of the world we're living in, okay? Right, right. And it's like basically crime was mental. Yeah. Loads of crimes, we brought AI.

Okay. And now AI, instead of courts and judges, we have AI. Okay. So AI just controls everything now. Oh. And crime is way down. Okay. And AI is represented in the film by I think Rebecca Ferguson, the actress, okay?

Yes. So she's the AI. And Chris Pratt is a detective. And Chris Pratt wakes up tied to a chair and they're like, Agent Chris Pratt, you are accused of murdering your wife. What? Yes, you murder your wife. You have 90 minutes to prove your innocence. Go.

I'm white. And you're innocent. Thank you, Chris Pratt. That's all for today. God bless AI. No, so the whole, so remember he's tied to a chair? Yes.

The film's like 90 minutes. Just him in a chair? It's about 85 minutes of him in a chair. Huh. I could not believe it. I thought he'd be like, you think I'm tied to chair, guess what? And he's like, you know, he had a like paper clip

his mouth. And he's like, yeah, guess what? I'm free. And they're chasing him. He's like, go, go, go. Yeah. And like he's in cops and a taxi. He's like a wacky taxi.

played by, let's say Kevin Hart, yeah, and then they drive around together and so on, and then they, you know, he connects with his daughter again, something like that, none of that. It's him in the chair the whole time. Right. Yeah, and it's her, the AI shown in videos. Now, how is

AI, like, represents? It's just a woman. She's so kind of like a Blade Runner, she's like a... Just a woman. Okay. Regular woman. Right. I say, you know. No, like, I am a robot. He's like, yeah, I'm a robot. I am programmed to get jiggy with it

No, so it's just like, we're going to watch videos together, the AI and Chris Pras, and we're going to try and solve the case. So we watch like some ring footage. Oh yes. Yeah, and then some CTV and then

a YouTube video and then... Some S&L sketches. Yeah, it takes a break. Yeah, you can't skip the ads. Yeah, and it's just him watching videos. Okay. And it's crazy because there's like scenes in it, they're like, oh, that probably would be exciting.

So like the bit where like a possible suspect who may have killed his wife is driving a truck around the city. So it's like, you know, hitting cars and stuff. Oh, like, so we're showing dash cam footage, is it? It's just showing like a helicopter footage. Okay. Collection of, you know, like a dash cam footage and stuff. But it's all like far away.

So it doesn't really, it just feels like boring. Yeah, you're like it's, you're disconnected. for that like. And at the end, I'll skip ahead. So at the end, okay, Chris Pratt escapes the chair. Okay. Like, oh, what's he going to do now? He gets an elevator. And he's watching foot him in an elevator.

Just waiting, you know, Bing, Bing, Bing, and he just gets out, all right. This is a nice elevator. And by the way, the AI is friendly. The AI wants to help him. Okay. AI is good.

And it turns out, because you think the AI is bad, all right. It turns out actually the AI wasn't bad. It was a black woman. What was? The end. There's a black woman detective.

Okay. And turns out she's the evil one. Ah. So Chris Pratt and AI defeat the black woman. And then they're like pretty crazy day. Looks like the star of a beautiful friendship. And they go to team up to fight more crime.

Wow. They may call it racism, but I call it pattern recognition. Oh my God. there are statistics that I could show you no no let's not do that I think we're fine

thank you yeah it's so boring man yeah honestly I think it's worse than the Ward of Worlds I haven't seen that so I can't Ward of the Worlds

had at least like a kind of funny thing yeah people were like clowning on yeah he was just like what the heck aliens oh she you know like that

god damn yeah but this is it's too sincere and it's like Chris Pratt it's too much I'm like

ugh What? No. It's like goggle box in a way. Is this Chris Pratt watching stuff? I mean like, whoa, my wife's dead. Uh. And now they're just watching the Great British Bake Offs.

What? He's only got 12 minutes to make the cake. That's not enough time. You know, you see those YouTube thumbnails. It's like someone would be like, uh, you know like that? You know, like shock. Okay. It's like Chris Pratt reacts to dead wife.

It's like, uh, whoa. Uh, yeah, so I hated that. I must say now. I won't talk about a 28 days there actually I'm too excited to talk about a good film. We haven't hit the 30 minute mark yet.

That was an arbitrary rule. No. Look, I don't care anymore. You're just throwing caution to the wind. Look at you. Once you get the booze,

once that sweet liquor hits your lips, you turn into an animal. It's how I feel. It's great, isn't it? Just drinking during the day. No, it's not. It's amazing.

No, you get a headache. You feel dizzy. Ah, you got to, that's your body telling you, you need to drink more. No, man, I feel sick already, Lou. Honestly, like, how can you do this yourself? I'm very sad. So, that helps. But they make you sadder, don't they? But it's the good kind of sad where you inflict it on other people.

Actually, I was out drinking the other night. There were some comedians there. I think I got a little too rambunctious. I kind of grabbed one of them and started shaking them in what I thought was a funny way. But then some people tried to intervene. It's like, hey, him go. It's like, go fucking tell me what they're doing. See,

I've been well trained. Okay. I know that when you grab me, just go limp. Exactly. Thank you. It's not hard for me. Yeah.

You don't have to go that limp, Brian. Jeez, Louise. I just play dead, you know. It's like you kind of, like a bear.

It kind of hit me around a bit, you know? Like Leo and the Revenant. But anyway, let's talk about 28 years later, the Bone Temple. All right. I'm pretty sad,

actually. unrelated to... No, I'm sad because this film's not done very well at all financially. Okay. The first film, I hate...

I'm just going to call it Bowen Temple, okay? Yeah. I keep calling it 28 days later. So, the last film in this series, 28 years later, Danny Boyle, okay, and Alex Garland wrote it, the original team from the first film.

Yep. So it was good, but there's a lot of weird choices in it. Okay. And a little kind of odd things in it. it. So it was like a fun movie. I liked the performance. I liked the world, but didn't like what actually

happened in it, okay? And I taught this film, The Bone Temple, was going to be kind of set in the world, like a different story. It's basically a direct continuation. Right. Direct sequel. But it's way better.

Okay. And the reason is, it's mostly just, is it Jack O'Connor? Jack O'Connell. Jack O'Connell and Ralph Fines. Two good actors? When you get those two, you can forgive a law. Yeah, right? And the premise and what's going on is really fun.

Okay. So I'm going to spoil some stuff, okay? That's okay. Because it's kind of hard to talk of film without it. Not that much happens, but the scenes are very good. So Jack O'Connell, it's kind of, you know what? It's a little bit, I'm going to let pass, okay? But basically, he leads a group called the Jimies.

The Jimmies. And there are a bunch of Jimmy Savils, all right? Right. That go around killing zombies. Okay. And kind of just doing whatever they want. Kind of like the droogs in a way. They do what they want.

They fuck shit up. If they find people, they skin them alive. Oh, so they don't just kill zombies to kill them? No, anyone they want. Oh, okay. Yeah. Now, a little part of me is like, well, if it was 28 months later, I could see this happen. But, like, so they've been doing this for like 28 years.

Well, I mean, you know, I don't know. I'm just saying, you know. Well, it's like the world. How have they survived that long? But maybe they haven't been going from the 28 years, have they? Yeah, well, actually, they do collect people along the way. Okay. So the kid from the last film, his name was Spike.

He was the kind of little kid in the first film that, if you remember, he lives in an island community, and he went out with his dad. Yeah. And he got separated and all that. His mother died and all that, okay? Right. So he is found by Jimy's. Right.

And Jack O'Connor is, Johnll. Oh, God. Jack O'Connell, okay, is kind of like, listen. you're young, you could become a good warrior we're going to let you join the jimmies but you've got to fight right, all right? The way it works is you've got to kill a jimmy to become a jimmy.

Oh. Yeah, so he's given a knife and he can pick a jimmy to fight, all right? Okay. And just by dumb lucky, like nix nartary in the leg and the jimmy bleeds out. Wow. And a really, I must say,

harrowing and visceral scene because it's very simple, it's like, oh, I'm fucking bleeding. Help me. No. Come on, please, help me. Now then, now then, now then. Come on, Jim will fix it. Fix my leg, please.

Sorry, love. Get help you. Oh, I caught in the morning. My case comes up next Thursday. How about that, then? So he just bleeds out in a real kind of sad, potato, like, oh, fuck, it's a lot of blood coming out. It's not a, I'm bleeding.

Yeah. But what a fuck? It's probably bad for me. Oh, no, I feel dizzy now. Why is that related to the blood? So he basically How dumb look, okay, becomes a Jimmy, this lad's bike, all right?

Right. And they go around, like I said, they're full on evil, essentially, okay? So they find, let's say, there's a couple, they find, it's a couple an old man, right? And they're like, oh, we have a bit of fun with this, yeah? So they like hang him up and like skin him alive and stuff.

Okay. Just for shits and giggles, right? Why not? Yeah, yeah, you know, make it interesting, the apocalypse, all right? At the same time, we're following what's he called the film? Dr. Kelso, Ralph Fines.

Okay. Dr. Kelso is a former doctor. He's gone a little bit mad. Okay. But not in a hateful way or anything. Basically, what he does now is he collects all the dead bodies he finds and he burns the bodies

and turns their bones to a house. Wow. And he lives in a house full of bones. So the bone temple. Exactly, yeah. So he... And you don't need planning permission in a post-apocalyptic world,

you know? Back, now, like, if you try to do that, now you'd have the bloody county council around and he's like, oh, no, I don't know if you're allowed to do that. If you're going across Mr. O'Malley's lines there,

now, that'd be a bit. Mr. O'Too, said it for, no bone temples. This is an outrage. What is this North Korea? I have a fucking refugee I'd out build on, wouldn't I? Well, okay, I'll meet you halfway.

A bone eyepass sent. Come on, you can't say it better than that. So, look, the halting site's okay, but I can't do a fucking bone, bone temple. So he lives in the bone temple. And because he's a former doctor, Dr. Kelso, he likes to mess around, you know,

do stuff with like a botany and stuff like that. So take flowers and weeds and turn him into stuff, okay? And what he's done is, he has made this kind of tranquilizer thing, all right? That will affect the zombies. Okay. So he's a big zombie. from the first film called Samson.

You might know him all the jokes about his big Mickey. Okay. He's got the big 12-inch Mickey, all right? Oh, I make sure to avoid all those, yeah. You blocked it out, you know? I have those words filtered on all my social media platforms. Whereas I'm the opposite. I just look up every day, big Mickey, 12-inch zombie, and finally the film came along. So, Samson, he's a big zombie, all right?

Big old Mickey. Yep. And the first film, it gets tranked by Dr. Kelso. He's a bit like, ugh, you know? and they escape. Okay. Now in this film, the zombie,

Samson, comes by the Bone Temple and he kind of runs at Dr. Kelso but not convincingly. Okay. And it turns out he actually wants

the tranquilizer. Ah. Give me that good, good, baby. I just gotta feel good, me. So, Samson...

I suck your dick, baby. Samson now has become addicted to the tranquilizer. Okay. You have two yarrow for a hostel

you, I need two you are out to stay in the bound temple, right, because my wife is pregnant, yeah, and I need to get the boost to the bound temple. Well, I'm sorry, Samson, but I'm unconvinced by your story, sir. They spend it on drugs and brains. So he kind of forms this weird relationship with the zombie, Dr. Kelso. Right, right.

So every day, like clockwork, like a stray cat in a way, Okay. The zombie comes by, he gets tranquilized. And he's kind of dear, being like, like, like that. And... One pill makes you smaller. And Dr. Kelso's like, that looks pretty fun. So he starts tranquilizing himself as well, all right?

And now it's these two dudes, okay? Just chilling out looking at clouds and shit. Cheech and John. That's awesome. Yeah. So it's pretty chill for him, all right? Yeah. So he's just literally like, oh, look at that.

What is that? It's absent talk. That's the thing, okay? But Dr. Kelso, he's a doctor, okay? He's like, We have bunchies, me need brains. Samson and Kelso go to White Castle, but for brains somehow. I haven't thought this bit through entirely.

The movie. Love it. Yeah. So he's like, wait, there's something here now. If I can, you know, tranquilize the beast, okay, maybe I can, something. somehow get true to him. Maybe not a cure, okay, but maybe there's some kind of something he can tinker with, experiment.

Right. What else we want to do? You know, everyone else is dead he thinks anyway, okay? So, we cut back to the jimmies, all right? And I mentioned they find more people, okay, and they're about to skin him alive, but then one of the lads is like, oh, I want to, uh, fuck you, he's fighting back and like, oh, you don't have a bit of fighting you, okay?

All right, pick one and, uh, Oh, picking Jimmy to kill. Yeah, okay. Well, obviously, you're going to go for the wee shrimp. He doesn't. He goes for the girl. Oh, there's a woman. There's actually two women actually. There's a lady, Jimmy?

Yeah, that's right, yeah. Yeah, Jimmy's their gender neutral. Jimmy? Nope, Jimmy. Stop being sexes, right? Sorry. And you know what? She's really good.

She is about to kill him, okay? When the wife escapes, the lad's wife, and I can't really explain, but basically just like a hook kind of thing, all right? Right. And she throws the hook, and the hook goes in the back of the lady Jimmy's head. Real disgusting stuff. Really good, okay?

Yeah. Through to chaos I think the house goes on fire or some shit They run away Like fucking that was close Right Yeah But then

The jimmies See Dr Kelso Like what the fuck is that And it's Dr. Kelso Grooving out with Samson Listen like the stone roses That's so amazing Do do do

I want to be a door Fucking hell man I'm fucking off me fucking melon man joint me fucking stone roses man yeah RIP manny So they see that they're like

God that must be the devil That's some evil shit Right he can dance with the zombies Who the fuck is this guy Alright okay So They're all scared of him okay And is he Spike's dad

Kelso? No no no Oh sorry right Spike's dad is the lad who got molested by that older woman He's in Tenet You know him okay Yeah nowhere by, okay?

So they're all scared and then Jack O'Connell has the man up, okay? He's like, I'll go and talk to him, all right? Yeah. So that, the next day because he needs, he's kind, they're all fucking terrified, okay, you wouldn't be, okay? The next day he comes, and it's just Dr. Kelso. Dr. Samson has gone off,

okay? Yeah. Yeah, to, you know, eat. All right. So he meets, it's a very funny scene where he goes up to Dr. Kelso, he's like, all right. Oh, right. Silly question here, but are you, uh, you old St. Nick? What?

You know, the horns, devil? No, no, I'm a doctor. I used to work with NHS. Oh, all right. Well, thank fuck for that. I thought you were fucking, you know, hooves and all that, right? But, beelzebob. Yeah.

Well, I tell you what, okay, I need you to pretend to be the devil. Because I got these guys here, I told them you were the devil, okay? I look a bit silly on me I want you, all right to tell them what to do I'm going to tell you to tell them what to do alright and if you don't do that I'll rip your

fucking lungs out your anus and your doctor Hilsso was like oh alright having assessed the situation I don't even agree to this arrangement my good man

so now Dr. Kelso is like okay I've got 24 hours to become the devil okay so he's like I might not come out with this okay so that more

Morning, Samson shows up for his morning feed. Sure. His morning drug take again. It's the methadone clinic in the bone temple. Yeah, yeah. So basically, Kelso's like, listen, I don't know if he'll survive, okay? And look, I don't know if I see you again, Samson, all right? So I'm just, you know, I'm just to give you all the stuff right now.

Wow. All stuff I have, okay? Yeah. I'll give you to you now, okay? Look, either it kills you or I don't know what happens to you, you know? Whatever, okay? And he gives him a. all the shit, okay.

And it doesn't seem to have much effect to them at all, really. You know, you know. Samson can handle his shit, bro. It's got a high tolerance. Yeah, he doesn't pull a whitey, okay? So now he's got and then Samson goes off, all right?

And now he's got to get ready for this. Now I love it. So he gets ready for this. He paints his face. By the way, he gets naked. Good. You see his cock, all right? Baltimore cock, all right?

Right on. So he gets naked, all right? Put on all this body paint, okay? puts on Iron Maiden And then when the Jimmy show up that night Frantuza here Literally, yeah, yeah So the Jimmy show up

It's like, oh I hear Satan's around It's like, Fraddy And he comes out Iron Maidens playing on speakers All right And he comes like I'm the devil Oh, who dares to come

To the bone temple Of him, the dark one Like he's really badly doing it Wow. And, of course, it was an old trick, all right? Yeah. And Jack O'Connell just stabs him. Ah.

Yeah, I defeated the devil. I'm fucking, yeah. And my cock's bigger as well. But they're kind of like, would you believe it? Okay. Just cut long story short. Guess who shows up? Samson.

Oh, nice. Yeah, and Samson, like, it's kind of a King Kong situation. He's like, wah, no. Yeah. And he talks. Really? He says something like, no. Okay.

No, he's not that eloquent really. I talk better than the zombie with the big Mickey. So? Yeah. And, you know, the most erotic appendage is the human brain. Yeah. So it ends basically a Jimmy's escape, all right? And Samson basically picks up Jack O'Connell and just sticks him on something like

pierces his body, okay? And carries Dr. Kelso away. All right? He's dying, Dr. Hellso was like, ugh, no. And Dr. Kelso, by the way, he always wanted to hear zombie talk. Oh. Because that would prove that he's doing,

he's helping it, okay? And then he hears a zombie talk, his little tear and then dies. His life's mission is complete. That's beautiful. And, you know, and fucking Jack O'Connell's like, wow, come back. He's like hallucinating. He thinks Samson's the devil. He's like, oh shit, the real devil, you know?

Yeah, yeah. And he dies, you know, like, are you forsaken me? Uh-huh. You know, which could be cheesy, but he doesn't well. Yeah, yeah. So it ends, okay. The other Jimmies have ran away. And you're like, it takes the end of the film. I thought it was the end of the film, you know?

Yeah. I got up, put my trousers back on, you know. I was ready to leave, you know? Yeah. But then, we cut to a house, all right? And there's a little girl there, and she's reading the book. And someone's telling her about history. Yeah?

Yeah? You're with me? No. I can tell you're lost, aren't you? Whoa. It's Killian Murphy. Oh. Oh, right, right, he was in the first one.

You're not as excited as I taught you, baby. Yeah, yeah, he was in the first one. Yeah, he was, yeah. So he's been alive the whole time. Yeah, right. He's like, oh, don't forget to do your homework, Missy, but then they look out the window and they see Spike, and he's getting chased by a zombie,

and they're like, lock and load, okay, dad, check, check. Okay. Shoot them like I taught you, sister, honey, you know. Who's the little, is it the girl, from the first one? No. No girls from the first one.

Oh, you mean Brendan Gleason's daughter? Yeah. No, no. It's a little black girl. All right, okay. I didn't think that was important, but you had to bring it up. You know, I could tell you're eyes, like, what race is the girl? Yeah, well. So that's how it ends. Okay.

And there is going to be a third film directed by Danny Boyle. This, by the way, is directed by Nina Costa. The puppeteer? No, sorry, that's Nina Conti. No, Nina Costa, she directed the Eternals. Oh, okay, right. No, she didn't actually. Oh, my God.

That's Chloe Zau. Nina Costa directed, I think, the Candyman remake and the Marvels. That's it, not the... Eternal. Yeah, yeah. You can understand why you make that mistake, can't you? Sure, yeah. Unprofessionalism.

Laisiness. Just plain stupidity. And a contempt for the audience. I would say it's your biggest problem. Well, it's getting dark as well, so I'm going to turn lights on. We start the camera. I like it dark, bro. And then we're going to continue.

I've drank so little my can, by the way. Really? Yeah. I can't hack it at all. I finish two of mine. I might get a third one. Actually, when you're on your feet, yeah, get daddy a little beverage there. That's right.

Boy, bring me my cans. My funny juice. I'm no good without it, you know. That's what everyone tells me. Well, no. don't actually. It's just the voices in my head, you know? People tell the opposite. They're like, stop drinking. Like, you change when you drink.

Yes, I've been told that. It's like, you're so cool all the time, but then when you start drinking, you get even more awesome and badass. That's my therapist tells me. Yeah. And, you know, a guy who charges you six euro an hour wouldn't, uh, you know. Six euro an hour. That's the joke. All right. I'm not paying a lot more. No, I knew that I was playing along with you. That's how good joke.

That's how good you are. How much of the therapist? I don't know, man. I haven't been in years. Good. I was worried you've gotten soft on me. I'm like Tony Soprano. I go to the therapy just to learn all the tricks

and what I'm supposed to say to seem like a progressive ally, you know. I weaponise their vernacular. Like, Yes, that's actually a microaggression or whatever the fuck. I don't know. How cares? I'm talking shite here.

Well, I got more to talk about, okay? I'm going to have a drink in a second. I'm kind of preparing myself for this next sip. I can't. You know, don't waste it. It's a fine vintage. It's a good year. So we're going to talk about something else now.

Let's see what we can talk about. Let's talk about Daddy Daughter Trip. That's what we need to do, okay? Daddy daughter trip. Yeah. Daddy daughter trip. I googled Daddy Daughter Trip. I found this great movie, all right?

Oh, that's not what I find when I Google that. Written, directed and starring Rob Schneider. Now, I was little interested in this because Rob Schneider has recently announced that he's getting divorce. Yes. Which I feel bad for her, actually. She's losing out. She doesn't know how lucky she was. Not at all.

She'll be on the street in days. Yeah. I mean, when the inevitable reboot of Deuce Bigelow comes, You know, it's the market. And Trump's going to make that happen. Yeah, he made Melania happen. Yeah. You know, Melania, okay, Amazon and All Together paid $70 million for it.

$70 million. Yeah, if you add in marketing, everything. Wow. So, yeah. Is it like going to theaters? Yeah, it's in tears now. Is it in the Omni? No.

Even though I wrote letters saying it should be. I'd threaten the firebomb them if they don't show it. But they wouldn't listen to me. Fair enough. So it's about Melania Trump from the election to inauguration. And it's directed by Brett Ratner. Yes.

I didn't realize. You know, Brett Ratner actually lives in Mar-a-Lago? Really? He just hangs out there, yeah. Wow. He came to stay, like, a few months ago. He says, like, nah, I like you here, bud. Sorry, go on.

So I was going to say, I read an article about Brett Ratner and people who worked on a Melania movie. Yeah. Apparently, he was actually a bit rude. I've heard he is a little bit of, you know, Rather uncouth individual. Yeah, like, some really bad stuff I've heard about him. So I heard, okay, he was chewing gum,

took the gum out, putting someone's coffee. Really? Yeah. Huh. How can you get any worse than that? Probably can't. Well, I heard he, you know, did the old move to Israel after the allegations. After the coffee thing, yeah, yeah.

You have to after that. You can't record. Even Israel was like, you're disgusting. That's a war crime. Yeah, who's like, I cannot do good conscience. allow you to live your Israel. You know I heard as well, okay? While he's filming a documentary, okay, Brett Ratner,

he's eating candy bars, he's dropping the rappers on the floor. Right. Like an animal. And making Malani pick them up. Come on, earn your keep love. Well, like a bunch of new Epstein files got released there and there is a picture of Brett Ratner holding

a girl whose face is blurred out. And next to him is Jeffrey Epstein holding a girl whose face is blocked out. So probably nothing to read into there. You know? Just a couple of cool guys. Why were to taking pictures? They took so many pictures. Yeah. Now I understand Jeffrey Epstein, if he's taking

pictures of other people to blackmail them, you don't put yourself in the pictures as well. Well, no, see, you got to, that's what you do, though. Like, you can't just whip out the cameras like, hey, it's okay, we're taking pictures together. But he probably never intended for the pictures of him to, you know, make it, you know, be really. of the public, right?

I suppose so. You've got to kind of lure them in. That's the grooming process. You know, it's like, hey, don't worry, I'm in the pictures too. All right, I'm learning so much here. I'm so bad, like, I'm going to take some pictures now to blackmail you.

And that way you'll be able, you'll have to do what I tell you, even if it's something you don't want to do. That is the art of blackmail, my friend, and you've fallen for it, hook, line and sinker. It's just a picture of like, let's say it's who would be now, like Bill Clinton.

is a blurry picture of Bill Clinton like I'm just in the audience something and take a picture of him's like I got him now everyone's going to know that he played saxophone on the Archimio Hall show oh no I'll be ruined if this comes out wait a little must add about this

but point is okay the Melania thing it was a big bidding war and Paramount really wanted it because it'd help them with like certain deals want to do with like Warner Brothers and that, okay? Right, right. But Amazon got it in the end. Okay. And, you know,

I think Bezos was like having lunched him as well. Yeah. All part like the deal, you know. With Brett or with Trump? Both. They're all, they all hang out together. Yeah. It's like a wacky sitcom. It's a big club and you ain't in it. Not yet anyway. Yeah. Someday, someday would be me and Brett Ratner.

That's why we got, we're getting Rush Hour 4. Really? It's because of this. Brett Ratner, almost like Christ on the cross. He had to, because he probably doesn't agree with Trump. He probably thinks Trump's bad, okay? Because he's a good guy, Brett Ratner, okay? But he probably just had to eat the shit for us, for the true rush hour fans.

Died for our sins. Yeah, and if they do Rush Hour forward, they might get Robin Polansky back as well. Well, fingers crossed. Yeah, that would be pretty cool, wouldn't it? I genuinely, I'm not even joking. I have heard it's going to be set in Israel and Saudi Arabia. Oh, my God. Yeah.

Because that way they're boat out of water. Uh-huh. you know imagine them in those countries you know but the whole thing is like

this is actually really cool isn't it yes it is this is great yeah I love it here that there's no

like no jokes no funny banters like this is a wonderful rich culture and you know this land was

promised to them thousands of years ago did you know that Jackie Chan yes I did Chris Tucker and my God what a wonderful

what a wonderful place it is. Hey, what's all that noise over there? A bunch of troublemakers. You know what's crazy? So, like, you kind of think at this stage a lot of people do know that, like, Israel is bad. Well, I don't want to be offensive now, okay?

Yeah, yeah. Don't want to say anything bad about genocide, okay? But I kind of think now, this stage, most people are like, oh yeah, Israel, that's like something weird's going on over there, isn't there? A bit bad, isn't it? All right?

But there's a whole thing recently about the guy, all right. The gar involved now. No one's safe. Oh, what? The gar is sponsored by Allianz. Right. And Allianz insurance. Yes. German company, believe. They have given 960 million to Israel. Really? Yeah.

Christ. Pretty sweet, isn't it? Yeah. I'm getting nothing. Yeah, I've heard now, if you want to play county, you have to wear a yarmacat on the pitch. Instead of a football, it's a dreidel. Over the bell, look at that doe. Mazel to you know. Herschel Yamaka

and he's put it over the bow dances he's a great man with the county now the two johnnies are going to come out and do a version of that jambons

chicken fillet rolls Pines of Guinness up the time you know it's going to be fun I'm looking forward to it I can't wait I'd be great actually honestly that'd be great

so because Alianz gave so much money to Israel, okay? They bought bonds, okay? So now they're going to do like a kind of a protest and a boycott of Alliance, all right? And they were saying, because the way it works is they interviewed the players. Yeah. In the background is all these alliance stuff, okay?

Yeah. And they're like, we're not, the players, not going to do interviews. Okay. That was a big thing forehand. And people, like, sports journalists were like, yeah, I was talking to the Dublin team. Apparently they're not going to do interviews, all right? Right. They talked to them to how to play for Dublin. He was like, what? I never heard about that I didn't even know what's going on over there

I've voken what The voken state of you You're scared it ain't you Yeah Yoke the alliance bro That's what I say Yeah Wappa booz

And also in the NBA All right All this footage got released Of all these players Like Draymond Green and all that With the IDF Shooting guns They'll be like

Fucking cool Yeah Yeah This is sweet So there's still people who are like Just like I don't care about

My brand or anything it's like hey looks pretty fun to me yeah I mean fuck it you know gotta get the bag

whenever you can I look let's be honest if Israel came to us and said no no no we are we can't be bought

yes yeah seemingly no because like people come to us all the time like Coca-Cola and that and really yeah like we want to sponsor

you guys and I'm like no man me and James don't want your blood money dude because you Coca Cola calls diabetes

That's what James is dying from. Well, it's one of the many things. We're not sure what'll get him, you know? As the old same goes, you fall into a bed of nettles. It's hard to know which one's done you. He's got diabetes, gout, gallbladder disease, erectile dysfunction. He's got it all. So you're for Coca-Cola.

Yeah, so I wouldn't take, unless, I would take betting companies. Okay. I like those guys, yeah. Yeah. And maybe Bitcoins and stuff. Right. And like sex ties. Sure.

You know like those Thai brothels? Which brothels? What did you say? Thai brothels? Yeah, in Thailand. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

Right on. Oh yeah, I'm interested. What are we talking about here? Come on now. Oh, no. Daddy Daughter Day. Oh, yeah. Daddy Daughter Day.

Daddy Daughter Trip. So I watched Daddy Daughter Trip. It's the new Rob Schneider movie. And it's really bad, actually. What? Yeah. pretty bad. So, it starts off with Kate. Are you sure about that, no, Brian?

I don't want you to look foolish here. I mean, maybe think about what you're saying. I don't give a fuck anymore. Dude, he's off the leash. So, Rob Schneider is getting divorced, all right? Right. And this is a film he's made, and it's very sad this whole thing. Oh, no, we were talking about Melania.

Yeah, yeah. So the point is, okay. Let me talk about Rob Schneider. Sorry, sorry. Let's not bring up Melania, all right? No, she's an angel. So, Rob Schneider, has directed this film. I believe he actually co-wrote with his daughter and it's starring him and his daughter.

Okay. The daughter they talks to. His other daughter doesn't talk to anymore. Right. She does actually show up in this film for a cameo. She does? Yeah, yeah. This is before they had the big fall now.

Oh, okay. This is from 2022, this film. Oh, Jesus. So Daddy Daughter Trip starts off. You're laughing already, okay? Because it is everyone's favorite, Rob Schneider. Uh-huh. Looking so sexy, by the way.

He's driving his car and the joke is like he's taxyman. he's also doing deliveries he's doing everything and he's very bad at his job so he's meant to bring the Chinese food to someone he drops the food okay what the fuck you know

that's not what you want or he's going to the drive-thru but he's got some in the back and he's like this isn't my stop he's like hey I wanted my fries he's like one star for you uh-huh one star of David for you

Rob Schneider oh my God so Rob Schneider lives with, no, he's married to Adam Sandler's wife and this. Yes. It must be mean now, but everyone in this film looks fucking terrifying. Well, you showed me some of it and the lighting is awful, but they also look like they got really bad makeup. It looks like when you see a corpse with makeup on it. Yes. They're all looking like Charlie Kirk in the morgue, you know what I mean?

Man, some of them, it does look like, a little bit like, you know, like Tim and Eric again, they cast non-actors, okay? And you're sometimes like, I'm laughing at this, but I don't think the people who are being filmed know why we're laughing, you know? I'm not too sure how like mentally competent they are. There's definitely few people in this who are like, this almost feels like it's like watching a snuff film or something, you know, where it's funny. But it's like, it's funny and sexy. It's the right kind of funny, you know? So he's got a daughter, like I mentioned, and she is sad because all our friends are going off.

and have fun on spring break and they can't afford to do anything her family. In fact, her family, okay, Rob Schneider have only got 600 in the bank. More than I got, let me tell you. Well, not anymore because he has the money but then he meets John Cleese. I actually showed you a scene. Did you not like the scene?

No, I didn't. Oh, you did? It made me very depressed. No, it was good. So he meets a guy in the store, all right? And he's like some American guy who's like, yeah, so I made you all this money. He's talking to this guy. I made all this money. I just love helping people make money with my investments, you know? I don't even need the money myself.

I just have a good Samaritan. And Rob Schneider's like, oh, I'd like some money, please. I need money. Here's a guy who likes giving money. Oh, great. Well, you give me $600 and I'll make it into a million. That sounds great for me, okay? And we can make the money, okay?

Because I got a great idea called the hula poop. What is the hula poop? It's a hula hoop. day is shitting. Okay. Doesn't sound like a very good look at this guy.

Remember when Zuckerberg's on my Facebook? You're like, what? Where do I shit? Zuckerberg. That's what everyone's going to be wondering. It should call

poop book. Where do I take a big dump? Come on now. I've eaten all these third party cookies and now I got to shit my pains.

So he gives the money John Cleese and then John Cleese is like ha ha and drives off. Yeah. That's it. So he got swizzled. Yeah, but you could have done something funnier with it, you know, it's just very obvious. Yeah, right. You're right. Well could you? Come on then. It's like me criticising

the... Sistine Chapel. Exactly, yeah. The Mona Lisa's. There's not enough chitch up there. It's some fucking puff with his cock. His willies not big enough. It's so floppy. You need a right big hard on and that's big stiffy.

The bird's love it. So now Rob Schneier's got no money. So he's desperate. He goes to a blood bank and he donates loads of blood because he keeps like, he donates like some blood and they're like, that's enough blood for you, sir. I want more money. He's like, well, you can't.

But he comes back to dress someone else. Yeah. Because he's multiple times and he gets dizzy. Hey, man, I need to give some blood, man. Yeah. And then he comes back. Oh, harrah. I could that give a somber out for you.

No, no, no. That's low hang fruit, all right? Rob wouldn't sink to that. Okay. He wouldn't do voices. Have you not seen, did you ever see, and I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry?

He doesn't, he did the full, yellow face, you know. Well, it was the 90s, you know. No, it was 2007, Brian. 2007, I'm pretty sure we knew that, yeah, he can't be doing that. He had the fake teeth and the narrow eyes,

the whole thing, the ball cut, you know? It makes it hard for me to root for him, but I'm still going to do it, right? So then he gets some money from donating blood and he has to bring his daughter on a trip but it's a cheap trip

so they go to the car wash right like whoa we're in the car wash it's the water park she's like dead it's sea world

it just brings a whale into a car wash and then they go to see a movie but it's a drive in movie but they're like really far away

so they can't see anything yes and hilarious and then they break into a spa all right and they're there to meet

this couple this Mexican couple and they've got a kid all right and you know it's all going

well but then Jim Jeffrey shows up an awful Australian man and he's like oh you can't be

yeah you know what no there's only only women can be fat ugly

slats no blocs could be fat ugly slats right no he doesn't

do anything funny it's It's weird. I have Jim Jeffries there, okay? He's like, you can't be it, you gotta leave.

But, I'm my daughter. She's gonna be so sad. Can you just give us five more minutes? Now I can't. She's a fucking dog, Mike.

No, he's just like, all right, you got five minutes. But then you got to leave. Goodbye. This goes. Yeah. And that's it.

And then when they're leaving, they get run over, Robb's Render gets hit by the car of the Mexican couple. Right. And they feel bad, and they don't want them to sue. So then they bring him on a magical trip.

And they go like, you know, what's it called? What's it called? Hanging, what's it? Hang gliding. Oh, you're attached to a rope and you're hanging. Oh, paragliding? No, that's not it. Paragliding, but did in October 7th.

It's a zip lining. Oh, zip lining, sorry, right. They go zip lining and they go to a butterfly zoo. Huh. Yeah, and they go to a nice restaurant. Yeah. And Rob Schneider gets. his tongue cut off.

Really? Yeah, she plays it very subtly. He's like, my, excuse me, and his tongue gets cut off he goes to a woman's suit, right?

He's like, I believe that's mine. And the woman's like, oh, ha. That's it. Right. And then,

oh, the big dramatic part, okay, wake up, all right? So, then it's all going well, all right? And the little girl

likes to draw things, okay, his daughter. Okay. Yeah. And it's like cartoons and stuff. and the Mexican couple like,

these are really good. We know a publisher, all right? We are going to meet her tomorrow and we're going to show her your drawings and see if to get published. And Rob Chonair's like, yeah, cool. The Mexican publisher does comics. Is it the Beano by any chance?

Oh. Oh, no, the dandy, right? So they're meant to, this is very, it's very unbelievable here, okay? So it's like unnecessary. So basically they're going to meet on her private plane at the airport, the publisher. And Rob Schneider's door have to get there, but they run out with petrol. So it's like, we got to run.

Oh no, quick. And the publisher's like, my plane leaves in three minutes. And if this little girls can get here, I'm going to burn these drawings. I don't want to. She has a drawing. She just says if she likes them or not. I'm only going to publish them if I see this little girl. See if she's got what it takes.

Yeah. Okay. So it's like, a race against time. Like, no, stop the plane. no. And then she's like, we're going to go now. I don't care about little girl's feelings. We're going in three, two, what? You know, and then Rob Schneider's there like, oh, hello. Right. And then she sees little girls like, we're going to publish your stuff. Ah. You have what it takes. And now, hop on the plane. It's the Lollita Express. We're going to Little Said James.

Rob, you can't come. You're weird. So if you come, that means we don't get the calm, you know what I mean? And then, okay, they go back to school. Oh, I didn't mention, and this is really funny, okay? Do you know Rob Schneider's character is called Bubley? Booblay. Yeah. Is it Michael Bubla?

Tom Bublay. He's like, yeah, Michael Bubla is my cousin. They're like, yeah, sure, whatever. Then we cut to a book signing in the future. Little Girl was published. Yeah. Guess who shows you? up's like, I really love your book. Michael

Bubele. Oh my God, really? Yeah. He's like, I really like your book. And then Rob Schneider says something very funny. What does he say? I can't remember now. Okay. Obviously made a big impression on you. Name some Michael Bublae songs. He says one of the songs. I don't know

any Michael Buebley songs. Well, you're not helping me here. I told you'd look up his songs. You haven't done your homework, have you? No, it's like a reference to a song, a real famous song he does. Okay, fine. Yeah. I don't know. I didn't watch the movie I don't know any Michael Boobloy We can't end the episode now

Because it looks like I'm a fucking idiot