Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 282 : Oscar Wilde 'n Out

Episode Date: February 21, 2026

We go to Trinity and Iran

Yeah, exactly. I'm stern. You're Robin. I'm Robin. No, I'm Arley. Come on, no. I'm Ardy. You wish, pal.

He's doing better than us. We're going to get kicked out. Yes, we're getting evicted. Well, potentially. This is what my day's been like. I wake up and feeling good. I'm listening to some music, you know, some DMX. Having a good time, eating my breakfast.

We're to hood at. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I don't really understand his music. Why is he so angry? He's shouting at me. didn't do anything. You've no one to blame but yourself for your own predicaments, sir.

I mean, you knew full well that crack cocaine was a little bit moorish, but you couldn't help yourself, could you? Well, do apply yourself and hit the books. I'm like Coach Carter, you know, I'm going to speak sense to him. Right. And they'll appreciate that, you know.

All of you boys, do it your tote. I'm in charge now. I'm the big, I'm the big cheese, the hot potato. You better show me some gosh darn respect. R-A-S-B-E-C-D. Trying to connect with them

on their level. Yeah. Oh yeah, so I had a great day, is my point, okay? I thought it was cock at a walk. Then I drive up to Dublin, and the second I walk in, I see a letter on the table,

all right? Yeah. And it's from the landlord. And the landlord, maybe we're reading into it, okay? He wants to come over this evening, 6 o'clock.

Yes. To check out the place. It was a hard. handwritten letter that he just shoved through the box. Yeah, he shoved it in my box, all right, and I didn't appreciate it.

No. And yeah, so he's coming over this evening. It's like, you know, when the sitcoms with boss comes around for dinner.

So let's just, you know, the doll just passed a lot, like a bill where it's easier to evict people to raise the rents of a property.

Thank God. And within a week, we get a handwritten letter saying, yeah, I just want to come around and inspect the gaff. And fucking old. fucking positive

outlook O'Toole here. Don't worry, he just wants to make sure we're doing fine. He's coming around for dinner. He wants to... He's probably a fan of the podcast. He wants to be a guest. Can I be turned to Mike, can I? I do love the black fella

voices, though, you know, because they do be talking like that, don't they? Jesus, mad stuff on to get now, do you ever listen to the PJ Gallagher? It's called... He's on a serial message. sirs, Roy, and the posters him, his head's in his cereal bowl.

What's he half? How would you think? Jesus, what was he smoking when he thought that, ah, what are you evoked? Anyway, you're evicted. Get out, con. Oh. But PJ. I'll be Jake. Hey, hey, what do we do here? I've got stage fright of depression.

Yeah, I'll be doing my own naked camera. I'll be starring in gay porn films where I'm just getting the shit kicked out of me. You know? The only role I get in a porn film is the cuck. You know, I've got to be in the cuck chair. Like, honey, no, please. Why are you enjoying it so much?

You like cuck porn, Brian? I don't really, I like it. I don't appreciate it too much. I enjoy it. Well, you know what's weird? The only thing, what I'm more invested in, yeah, the woman's attractive and she's getting piped, but when the guy's face who's being cucked,

I need to see the real pain in his face. Oh, you want to see him crying. If he's not given a good performance, I can't come. I have seen some videos now where the guy's acting like he's okay with it. Yeah. I don't give a fuck. Yeah. I don't give a fuck.

This is how much don't give a fuck, all right? I'll be you, all right. No, honestly, any girl had dated, I actually wouldn't, if I caught them getting fucked by someone else, wouldn't care. Yeah. Okay. Is that healthy? Probably. Yeah, I think it is.

Yeah. I think so. Yeah. Well, you'd be magging in the cuck chair. You'd be sitting there, mogging. Whatever that is. I'm aura farming. Yeah, yeah.

Cucks maxing. Cuck maxing. That makes it sound a bit more fun than it actually is. So, we're getting evicted, I'd say, you know? Enough of your silly trying to talk to the cool kids, okay? You'll be on the street next week. I'll be luck. I'll be mugging with the hobos.

But yeah, they actually have passed a law to make it easier for landlords, okay? Yep. I'm conflicted, all right, because I was reading, I was reading these things about landlords and it's meant to be bad, okay, but I'm like taking notes. I'm like, oh, interesting, right? So, for example, do you know...

Sex for rent, you say. Well, well. No, Paddyar Mass ruined that, all right? Oh, yeah, as he tends to do. But I tell you now, actually, let's say he's a couple, all right? Right. And they've signed a lease with me, all right?

I'm a landlord, all right? And the husband commits suicide. Yes. All right? So let's say she... That's actually, you know, the lease? Yeah. That's a breach of contract.

If he kills himself? Yeah. So what happens then? You give her the mood. So literally she's like, no, Darren, no. And the kids are like, Mommy, what's daddy doing? Don't come in here. Don't come in.

And then I just pop around, hello. Is this a bad time? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I'll come back later. Awkward. Like Mr. Furley and Three's company.

Hell of a reference there. That would be great actually because, It's her being like, oh no, it's so long. You're talking with the noose, okay? But I'm like, ooh! His body's in rig or mortar. Oh, he's so stiff and hard. Oh, what's going on in there?

Yes. They can't evict us from this, okay? They can't take away our fun. So, yeah, we're getting eva. Well, we don't know, but that's most likely what's going to happen. You think it would be like you got 24 hours. hours. Yeah. And then we play the most dangerous game of all. And he has a gun. It's like whatever you can fit in your ass, you get to keep and the rest is mine. My Doctor Who books. I've been practicing for this. He hid up his ass. But like, we think he'll give us like, you got kicked out before didn't you? Yeah, he gave us a year's notice. Oh, that's great. That's sound. I'd love that, yeah. I hope we can also like, let's be honest, okay, who's going to take what? Like I know it's, you know, like, I'm all over. all that, but, you know.

What's you mean? All the shit and the gaff? Yeah. Like, I don't know. I think I should have it all. There's loads of shit here from like people that have lived. So there's like guitars and amps and like old motherboards. Because we've had like musicians and like techy people. I'll take the guitars.

You can take the moldy bread. Okay. Pretty good. I need it. Yeah, yeah. I'm not going to be able to afford antibiotics anymore so I could develop my own penicillin. Well, not to be like. like, you know, hands off.

I actually have bought a TV. Okay, well, that's yours. And the Doctor Who books and the John Le Carrey books. Well, they're yours anyway, aren't they? Damn right. Yeah, you can have them. I see you sniffing around.

That's your copy of From Hell as well. You can take Infinite Jest. Okay. I'll use it as bedding. And food. What about, like, all the albums there? You can get some money for that. Those are all Rooney. and McGee?

No, ours now. Okay. No, let's be honest, the landlord's going to take it all. Landlord's like, I love the John LaCarray, yeah. I bet they're right. Tinker Taylor, yeah?

Tinker Taylor. They are fucking spies, out there, you can't thrust them, what? Jesus. Fucking hell. Actually, can I change subject?

We'll get back to our misery in a bit, okay? But I actually have been having a good week because I've been reading a John La Caree book, actually. Right.

One of his later books. So John Le Carre was going for years and years. like the 60s. You have like basically like a Woody Allen, not like that. Like we have like a book near every two years or so. It's like constant work, all right?

And I read a book that came out in 2017 called Legacy of Spies. Okay. And the reason I'm reading it is because being adapted right now into a TV show with Wams Gams from Succession. Oh yeah. Good. Matthew McFadden. Yeah, and Charlie Hunnam.

So bad. Oh. You can't have it all, all right? Yeah. But the book, I'm looking. loving it, right? I won't spoil too much. I'll just say the premise. Okay, you're going to get laugh out of this, all right? So it starts off, we're in like 2017, right? And they interview a former spy called Peter Quillam. Now, he is from Tinker Taylor Soldier Spy. He's

Bend the Cumberbatch in the movie. Okay. All right? He's like the apprentice of George Smiley, Gary Oldman. And they bring him in to interview him, because as these things happen, there's a mission that went wrong in like the late 50s spy got killed some woman got killed some civilian

these things happen for queen and country you know so it whatever lose the files move on all right

problem the son of that spy who died the illegitimate son is shown up now and he wants to sue the British government for negligence

alright because his daddy died right yeah well so your dad was a goofball who fucking slipped up a nan appeal and broke his neck and now you want to sue the crown

fuck you lad you communist cunt yeah we got some bigger problems right now okay yeah so that's what the premise is okay and turns out that fuck-up is expected to another fuck-up

which involves a spy sleeping with someone he shouldn't have slept where all right so it's a whole big thing all right so I was like you okay where I was like what is dad it's a spot you know your dad's a spy

occupational hazard yeah exactly you know yeah but So it's like trying to sue brazzers If your mother's addicted to cock After she quit born She can't eat anything unless I mix Jizz into it

I want to know who to hold responsible for this My mother was a cock destroyer Okay A good proud woman The cock gobbler 3,000 But so Peter Quillam's being questioned about this Okay

And then he meets the son The son tracks him down okay And the son is like Oh yeah How are you getting on yeah Fuck him I found out by my dad Dad, I was like, this is so money.

Yeah. Literally, he's like, We're in the money. He's like, oh, this is so fucking money, you know. Look, I've done a lot of stuff over my life to make money. I've sold dope. I've sold guns, even diamonds, okay? But, oh, this, I'm going to make so much money.

I'm going to be like, oh, my daddy got killed by the big, bad British government. Boo-hoo, hoo-hoo. And he's doing bumps in a restaurant. I love this guy. I'm all turning around. It takes a big man to admit he was wrong And I was wrong This guy rules

Yeah, so now I'm like Yeah, I'm bored this guy 100% You know So it's really enjoyable though That's kind of the fun kind of premise of it And I just love how Like that's the funny bit

But they're all so miserable These books They're not like James Bond Which I didn't know You know, Ian Fleming Yeah I thought he's a cool spy Right

All right He actually was just kind of like a middle Middle manager almost He was like the guy be like, go over there. Good. Now have sex that woman. Make a pun.

I'm attempting reentry. You know, all that, right? So he was just a kind of a dork, all right? And his brother was the cool guy. His brother was a successful writer. He wrote about foreign countries. It's all like, you know, I went to the savages of Brazil and showed them white cock for the first time

to civilize them. And then no one went to publish Casino Royale. Okay. And then Ian Fleming was just crying so much. His brother was like, come on, just help him out, right? Oh, okay. Publish his fucking dumb book, would you? Yeah, yeah.

That's how he got it, you know? That's funny, because then he became so much more successful. Exactly, yeah. Well, the brother is okay. Peter Fleming, he actually married, this won't really mean anything to us, okay? But he married the woman from close encounters. Okay. So he was married to like a famous actress, all right?

So he's doing okay. He wasn't like on the street, like us. She loved anything. He called it close encounters of the third kind. No? No, it's why you're not married to a beautiful actress. All right, okay. So remember that scene with the mashed potatoes?

He's making the spaceship. He just did that with his own jizz. I haven't seen the film. Did he do that with the mashed potatoes? You're thinking of Close Encounters of the Third Kind. Yeah. Close encounters is a British film. Oh.

It's a black and white film. Oh, okay. Well, then, yeah, that really, nothing I said. makes any kind of sense then at all. I feel like I've made you feel bad there. That's okay. Well, okay.

Part of my plan. You're drinking whiskey. Have a little sip of whiskey there. A little sip, yeah. I'm going to a birthday party tonight. Okay, yeah. It's a surprise birthday party because the guy who's having the party

doesn't know Brian's going to turn up. Surprise! He starts crying. Happens all the time. It's my party and I'll cry if I want to. Yeah. So what you want to talk about? We're going to talk with Marty Supreme on the next episode.

I've got lots of talk about there. I'm not saying I don't understand it, but I haven't fully thought about it. You know what I mean? Okay. Like, you know, Jews and all that. There's a lot unpacked there, right? I mean, you pretty much summed it up there and won, you know? That was Kermode's review.

Bloody Jews, isn't it? And Mayo was just like, yeah, not what. Where? Yeah. What can we talk about here? Do you want to talk for some history stuff or a movie? We'll go history and then a movie for dessert. Yeah, brilliant, okay?

And before that, actually, a job opportunity for you. Me? Yeah, yeah, because we mentioned Bond. And this is actually a good lead. I didn't think about this, okay? So I'm proud to announce, like I'm involved, okay? I can't wait to tell you, okay? So they are doing audio adaptations of the Young Bond novels.

James Bond Jr. The animated series? No, no, no, no. James Bond Jr. Bown, no, no. No, that's silly, okay? No, that's high art. So in the, I think the 2000s,

they released these books called Young Bond, all right? All right. Written by Charlie Higson from the Fas Show. Oh. Yeah, yeah. And it's about Young Bond,

so Bond in college, all right? Up to no good, smoking dubs and stuff. Yeah. They called me James Bond, because I was hitting the Bond. Well, they actually are doing adaptation of these for radio,

okay, BBC Radio 4, and they're looking for someone to do the play James Bond, Jr., right? The young Bond. Ah. So there you go. So, well, so there's a job opportunity for me, you're saying? Well, they put it out there online. Okay.

Someone who can do the voice for a 13-year-old boy. Okay. British boy, okay? Yes, I would love a cab, thank you. Get in the van, you say. Well, all right, then. You seem like a trustworthy chap. The police said I'm not allowed to make a report

because Tommy Robinson will cause a riot. There, that's my audition. Did I get the part? I'm going to send it off. Actually, I'm going to send it off, see what happens. Great. That way. Yeah.

I'll tell you now, this is going to be a bright opportunity for us. I say us, because I'm going to ride off your coattails, you know? You'd be the Paul Giamatti. I was going to say Don King, but yeah. Either or, either or. Both. trustworthy men. Yeah, yeah.

Let's go on some a bit more serious, okay? So I have, like I mentioned, last week, been listening to the rest is history.

I listen to two great episodes. I don't like the guys now, but the two great episodes, okay? First one was about Iran.

Okay. It's about Operation Eagle Claw. Ooh. Yeah, it sounds exciting already. Cool. So you've seen Argo. You know,

you know the story. Yeah. So basically in Iran, they got rid of the Shah and the Ayatollah took charge, okay? and Ayatollah is way more extreme

and he sees all these Americans and he's like, let's get him, take him hostage, okay? So he takes, I believe, 60 American hostages. And he does actually, he tries to make a point to the American media, so he lets out the blacks and the women. I should say black people. Too late, no.

Well, this is what I was reading, okay? So he lets out the black people and the women. I'm like, yeah, think about that? Who's the real hostage? What? What point was he making there? Because they're treated worse than America. Oh, okay. Yeah, the West.

Right, I see. This is why you don't, you understand black people. I don't. Or women. Can't tell them apart sometimes. Old Iranian Cadden over here, yeah. So these people held hostage, okay? And it's a long, I think it's 340 days.

They're held hostage, okay? And Jimmy Carter is trying his best to get these people out. Jimmy Carter wants to be known as the president who saved 60 American hostages, all right? That looks pretty good. Sure. And Jimmy Carter is not doing well in the polls. People seem as weak. Yeah.

Seem as kind of simpleton. Uh-huh. And he gets a kind of unfair treatment from the press. Okay. Like stuffer's like, come on now. So one example, okay? He lets go for runs. He's pretty active as a president.

Uh-huh. He goes for a 10K run. All right. At the very end of the run, he's like, sweat. and he's like, you know, they take a picture of him at the end of the run, like, look at him, weak. Really? Look, he can barely walk.

That's not cool. Look, he probably just walked out to the post box, and like, look at him there, probably going to puke in a minute. Try to tie his shoe laces and now he needs an oxygen tank. It's crazy, like, from that to, like, Biden, you know? And also, okay, I think that same month,

President Carter got attacked by a rabbit. Okay. He was in the swamps and do you know the swamp rabbits? No. So a swamp rabbit jumped out of him, okay? He was fishing, I think. All right, like, Herbert the frog. And it jumped out, attacked him, okay? And he had a paddle, he hit the rabbit with the paddle. Right. And you think like, oh, that's kind of a, you couldn't really blame him for that, okay? They all blamed for animal cruelty. What exactly is a swamp rabbit? Like, it's just... It sounds terrifying, doesn't it? Yeah. So it's a rabbit that lives in the swamp and they're like extra feral?

I think so, yeah. They jump out at you, you know? and they're in the water? I think they're, they kind of, they don't live in the water, but they have no fear of going into it for a bit, bobbing around,

waiting for presidents. Okay. Yeah, Lee Harvey Oswald, the swamp rabbits, all right? So it jumped out attacked him and they're like,

oh, he's the cruel man. And they may it sound like he was going around the swamp, and like, where's that webbit, you know,

and whack him. I'm hunting swamp webbets. So he wants this to be like, okay, this is going to, you know, save my image, okay,

people. And they're waiting to try to negotiate. And of course, the rumor now is that Reagan side were doing double deals with the Iranians. Oh. So, they wouldn't be let out until Reagan took power. Oh, wow.

That's the kind of, so the deal was, you wait until Reagan takes over and Reagan will do all of stuff, you know, um, uh, unfreeze Iranian assets and banks and stuff and maybe a bit of Iran contract, you know. Oh, that's the conspiracy theory, okay? Right.

Anyway, the point is, the normal routes negotiation are not working. Talking ain't working. And there's this one general, all right? He's like this badass. He actually, he got trained by the S-A-S-A-S-A-S, and then he came to America, right? So best of boat worlds, okay, S-A-S-C-I-A. And he's like, Mr. President, I'll get him out. Just give me, give me like 24 hours, I'll come up a plan.

And he sits down, comes up this really daring plan involving like six helicopters, touching down at like an abandoned air base and sneaking into Iran, okay, getting them out, shooting people, choppers dropping down. It's a big Hollywood action movie, okay, almost, okay? And the president is like, you know what? Fuck it, let's do it.

Nice. Fuck it, okay? So they spend months practicing, okay? They have basically to map out the whole embassy in like, you know, Wisconsin or ever, okay? And they train over and over again to get the, all the variables, okay? What happens here, here, okay?

And they're like getting ready for a day. And the day off the mission, all right, they have this thing where they have the pictures of all 60 hostages on the wall. And like, look at that men. This is who you're going to save. And they take out a Bible and this is what you're fighting for. Right. Yeah, yeah.

And they all get down their knees and do a prayer for Jesus, okay? And then one soldier starts singing like, And the home of their brave, you know, the American anthem. And they all start singing it, okay. then they get in the choppers and they go off, okay? To save these people. And they're flying there

and they hit a sandstorm and when the choppers goes down straight away. They're like, oh shit. Why would Jesus do this to us? And then they want to land, okay, let's keep doing the mission, right? To see the abandoned airbase

meant to be abandoned, okay? There's actually oil smugglers with big trucks full of oil. They're like, oh shit, shoot it. So they shoot it. the oil tanker, but that makes a big explosion. It blows up, yes. Like, oh shit.

Gives away their position. Yeah, okay. But then a bus full of women drives past. They're like, oh, what's going on here? They're like, oh, shit. So they take all the women hostage, all right? Oh, my God. That's hilarious.

Like a bus full of women, like, just regular, like, you know, no men or anything, like women and children. Okay, it's like, oh, shit, okay? What are we going to do now, all right? And they're like, oh, let's abort the mission, abort. So they try and fly the helicopter, but the helicopter clips like a plane, all right.

That's, like, parked. So that goes down as well. Jesus. So just a total disaster. Complete disaster. Turns into a three stooges, Phil of. Whoa. And what makes it really worse is that just optics-wise, okay, is it's all these dead burning corpses of American soldiers.

And the Iranians take good pictures of it, you know? Oh, shit. Put, like, bunny ears on the head. Put, like, rest of their balls on the guns on the guns. guy's corpse, you know. Goodness gracious, great balls of fire. You see that, bro?

Funny stuff, man. Pretty funny, I've said. And if you're wondering what happens to him, okay? So basically Reagan wins. But you know a way when the president wins, it's still a bit of time before he's inaugurated, okay? Because during that time, Carter

is basically not sleeping. He is trying his best to get this done, all right? And the Iranians are like, oh yeah maybe we'll release them just send us that one document oh we didn't get documents send it again

oh we lost it oh and it's real like you know stuff is like yeah can you send us another document can you not photocopier nah photocopier's broken that's against our religion actually

taram yeah so it takes ages and ages ages okay and they finally agree the day Reagan takes over

Yeah So Reagan is first speech And I'm proud to announce I freed the hostages Yay And Carter's like Fuck it could Oh wow

But Carter is still like Listen I did all the work Okay At least I'm gonna meet Then when a touchdown in America Alright

Good you know some pictures Me shaking hands Alright So he gets there And the hostages all get out And they're all like Well you're the fucking guy Three hundred forty days

It's all your fault Yeah You fucking bozo can you get us out like Reagan? Reagan's fucking awesome, dude. Yeah. Yeah, so it didn't do go well for him.

Poor old Jimmy Carter. Well, he got the last laugh, you know, because he lived to be 100 or whatever. Yeah, he built houses for ages. Yeah. That was like his thing. And he was a peanut farmer too, right?

Yeah, he was actually, yeah, that was his big thing. And he had to sell the business. That's how it was so different back then. He had to sell the peanut business in case, like, he could use his presidential influence to affect peanut prices, you know? conflict of interest.

And now Trump is just like, you know, not to make this political now, you know. But like Trump did, he just gave it to his sons. Yeah. All the businesses, yeah. Just makes you sick, doesn't it?

Well, just goes to show what being a straight arrow gets you in the world, you know? Might as well play dirty. Lie, cheat, steal, just don't get caught. And if you do get caught, just go, well, you're gay. So, you know, who's really at fault here?

Yeah. It's funny you're getting a rest of a bit of guards and you try that and like, we don't want to be like political satire, pal. That's not as good as Godfrey's Trump impression, so get in the van. Speaking of getting caught, all right, one more bit of history.

So the next episode I'll listen to was about Oscar Wilde. Okay. Now, you know Oscar Wild. What's the number one thing you know about him? Closet Homosexual. I went to jail for being gay. Not that closeted.

Let me tell you that. Now, he was pretty open even back then. Okay. So the story of Oscar Wilde is goes to Trinity. Yeah. That's where it started. That's the only way you get in, yeah? Yeah, that's the only college where you have to do the entrance exams on all fours.

You know what I mean? The entrance exam has a different meaning than Trinity, yeah. Oh, let me tell you. Woo! Up his arse. Yes, that's right. That's what I was applying there, Brian. Oh, right, okay.

Yeah. was adding to it, yeah. Yeah, cocking bum, right? Yeah. So Oscar Wilde, all right? In Trinity, actually, he's pretty, well, I don't know if he's abstinent now, but he's very much dedicated to his studies, all right?

He's not, you know, doing all that. You know, I'm moving my hand around, all right, yeah? He's not being all like, I've known to declare my wit, you know, is none of that, right, you know? But then he meets a 17-year-old boy who seduces him. Ah.

Like they all do, like they're all trying to do with me. Oh, I know. So seduce them and kind of turns them to the gay side,

all right? Okay. Or at least introduce them of the fun of it. Does he use the force to turn him to the gay side? Well, here's the thing.

It's not really that gay, actually, because Oscar Wilde is a big fan of the Greeks. Ah, yes. And the Greek classics, it's all about that stuff, you know,

like loving other men and all that and how it's just a kind of natural thing. And we're superior people, you know, we don't, you know, the Luddites and the Troglodites, okay, they all think like, oh, you don't have sex with Minge, you know, but he knows he's got a higher level of awakening, yeah, yeah, yeah, and he really goes gay, let me tell you that now, all right, so he's having sex with all these young men, he's in London, he's talking to town, he's writing these plays, all right, he's, and everyone kind of knows, and even the critics at a time,

There's all these little references to him being gay. You know, a little... You couldn't actually say it because of libel laws, all right? Well, a lot of, like, little references to a little snide comments. Okay. And one lad he starts banging, okay? It's called Bozzy. Bozzy.

Yeah, Bozzy! Yeah, yeah. And Bozzy is the son of the Marquis of Queensbury. Right. You ever hear of Queensberry rules? No. Oh, okay, well, it's like a boxing... Oh, that old time?

thing. It was like, hey, put a bat. Yeah. So those rules were written by Mr. Queensbury. Right, okay. Yeah, he's a boxing fan. Also, a staunch atheist, actually.

Oh. For back then, very weird. He actually going to church, like, Oh, no, yo, it didn't happen like that. There is no God. And the people were like, blah, right, right. Yeah, yeah.

So he looked out the window one day, Mr. Queensberry, and he sees his son and Oscar Wild, all right? His nice straight son, all right? Yeah, yeah. And him and Oscar Wild, they're both naked

in the garden and they're covered in honey all right. Oh my god. And they're like dancing and laughing and francing all right. And he's like, sorry Mr. Queensberry, but this queen wants to bury his cock in your son's eggs. And he's like, hmm,

something fishy about these two straight men. I have nothing to declare, but your son's bollocks in me gob. Man, he is pushing it. Like, I'm not saying he deserved it, okay? Okay. He is really like, like he'd be out in public,

alright, having boy, you know, like putting his hand in trousers of young men, all right. And he would, let's say,

you know, the common thing is have someone come over to your room, okay, in a hotel and then have them leave, all right? No,

he'd have the lad sleep in the bed so the cleaners would come in. He'd like, eh, what's happening here? Ha ha ha. And he'd like, deliberately,

like, leave all the jiz and stuff on the, on the rags. Really? Yeah, on the bed sheets and all that. Jesus. All the cleaners said his room was covered in vaseline and semen.

And you didn't know which was which until you did the taste test, you know. Some salty vaseline. Very tasty Vaseline. We should buy more of this. So, Mr. Queensbury, okay, he's sick of this, the Marquisites, the Marquisites, the Marquisbury. Right. And he, I forget if he writes a letter.

Oh yeah, he does. He calls in the public, he calls Oscar Wilde, I believe a pons and a sodomite. Oh my goodness. Yeah,

those are fighting words back then, yeah. Yes, sir. I'm like, you're fucking nuns. And Oscar Wilde, instead of just ignoring this, he sues for libel.

Ah. Which is strange because when he's suing for libel, he's still, you know, leaving Vazzy. and semen everywhere. Yeah, surely if there was like a court case,

you know, the lawyers could easily present all this evidence and witness testimony. That's exactly what happens. Yeah, yeah. So Oscar Wild, it's almost like he thinks he can't be taken down, all right? So he's like, you know,

like Harvey Weinstein. Kind of like that, yeah, like the opposite end of the spectrum, you know, bizarre Weinstein, okay? So it goes a quarter, right? And of course, Oscar Wilde comes in all this fancy clothes and all that. He's like, oh, hello there, yes, you know.

And it turns out of it. turns out wit doesn't work in court. Ah. Yeah, all the little funny things, you know, so like the judge would be like, no, the prosecution river, but like, did you make advances on that young boy?

He was awfully plain. What? What's that mean? Yeah. Awfully played. So if he wasn't, you'd have sex with him? Shut up. Fuck off.

Oh good God. It made me look like a bell him. And what, this is a bit of conspiracy theory for your stuff, okay? All right. So, during the trial, the name Roseberry gets mentioned. Okay. Roseberry.

It's, so I believe it's said that Oscar Wilde is part of the Roseberry set. Right. Now, Roseberry was the name of the prime minister at the time. Okay. And the rumor is that the prime minister of England Roseberry was gay and was having an affair with a different son

of the Marquisbury Oh my God Yeah His sons are just getting ran through Like groupies on a tour bus For the Wutang clan Oh my God But somebody this guy

Expect a deck You're on the floor Fucking face down ass Oh, here we go He's known for all the box He's a real man's man He's like If I box's hard enough

My sons will stop being gay That doesn't work. And he decided to, you know, invent the gayest boxing style of all time. Yeah. So now, okay, this is next to the government. Right. And the government, like, oh, shit. It's like the original Epstein shit, man.

Well, yeah, kind of like, because they're like, oh, it's just going to make us look bad. They're going to think the prime minister is gauged because he's gay. Yeah. So they're like, we have to go really hard on Oscar Wild now. It doesn't look like favoritism. Right. Yeah, and weirdly enough, we never found out if the Prime Minister is gay, all right? But during all this, he just laid a load the whole time.

Right. Nope, he cancelled all these, like, appearances and all that, you know. He just hid under the bed. Yeah. So he didn't go to the Pride parade or anything, you know. Didn't he stopped going to the rent boys. Yeah, yeah. The jack-off booths and the porn theaters.

Yeah, so it looks a bit suspicious that. Sure, okay. And long story short, the trial does not go well. They bring out, like you said earlier, like statements and witnesses from like 60 lads. So like, yeah, yeah, he bummed, he buggered me bum. You know? Yeah. And, you know, Oscar was like, ho-ho-ho-hoo.

It's like, you think it's funny, do you? A boy's buggered bum. You think that's funny, do you? And he loses the case and it backfors him and he gets sent to jail. Yeah. Then, okay? For extreme buggery. Mm-hmm.

And I always taught James. for him was like, you know, he's got chains on, he's a pickaxe, you know, he has to eat eggs, you know, I thought I'd be like, working all day in the morning sun, who'd like doing a Negro spiritual? Yeah, exactly, yeah, homo spiritual. But actually, it's raining in bed, hallelujah, on the chain. Yeah, you know. Ring, ring, ring with the trolley, clang, clang, clang, clang. Clang with the bell. Now, I'm not saying it was good for him, all right?

Yeah. But the warden to prison was like, look, give him a little bit of leeway. You know, he's with, like, he's in prison with like murderers and, you know, tax avoiders and a black fella. You know, all the worst society, all right? And he's like, oh, look, let him have some books. He's in charge of the prison library. Ah. And he actually befriends a lot of prisoners, Oscar Wild.

but he does. No, he... Sure he was very popular. No, don't insinuate that stuff. He was his very friendly while the male. He was the shot caller, the big dog. He was at the Aryan Brotherhood. I have nothing to declare,

but my white supremacy! He actually helps all the prisoners teaches them how to read and write, and helps them win competitions and stuff, you know, in the paper. Okay. You know, little things like, you know, I have a caption of a woman with big tits.

And the funniest caption wins 10 pounds. Ew! By Oscar Wild. I don't really get it. He gets out prison, but by this stage, he's bankrupt. How long was he in prison for? A few years. A few years, yeah.

And he actually writes a letter to Bozy, his lover, all right? And it's like a hundred-page letter. Why'd they call him Bozzy? That was his nickname. Could he tie his cock into a bow? Does your cock hang blow? Does it wobble to it fro? Can you tie it in it or not?

Can you tie it in the boat? Do you fuck, Oscar Wild? And the weather is mild. It's your cock. Hang, lo! There we go. Well, Bozzie actually fucks off before the trial even. Right.

He's like, nah. Don't care. Yeah. The old queen. And he leaves. Okay. But he writes his popular letter. It's like a love letter to him that gets published.

Right. But anyway, he gets out and he's no money and he has to be supported by his wife. That's right. Excuse me? Brian, did you just... What? Yeah, he had a wife. The most

gullible and understanding woman that ever lived. You hang out with your friends again, Oscar. Do they have kids? I think they do actually, yeah. He's not for you. He's like, God.

Yeah. I was like, give her one, Bob. He's taking a boise the whole time. So she has support him, all right? No one wants to put his plays on him more because it's the shame, all right? So he ends up living in Paris, and this is an exact quote, all right?

In Paris, he spent all his money not on rent, but on rent boys. Ah. Yeah. So you know, the landlords, this is basically what's happened to us, all right? Landlords, like, where's your rent this week? He's like, oh, no, I spent all on my rent boys.

And landlord didn't, just so you know, okay? They're not very understanding. The landlord doesn't accept an excuse, you know. Right. Well, plan B here. What are we going to... Back to the drawing board, fellas. What time are we at there?

Oh, 38, all right. That's, you know, that story is quite reminiscent of what Paul Rubens went through because I watched the Pee-Wee-Herman documentary. Let's talk about that in one second. I'm going to restart the camera. Okay. We're talking about Pee-Wee-Herman and The Vow.

The Vow. Yeah, ever heard of that? No. I'll tell you. All right. Well, yeah, so I watched the Pee-Wey-Herman documentary. and it's weird like I don't really have a connection to like the Pee Wee Herman

character per se like I saw the Tim Burton movie when I was a kid and I didn't really get it it just seemed kind of weird to me for us it would be like to me the dust in the turkey movie yeah showed in America we didn't get all the years of peevee's playhouse I do appreciate

his performance like his comedic performance the character is very like wacky and iconic and so I kind of I respect him just as a comedic performer but yeah the documentary it's interesting because like in the interviews

because the whole thing is he was like terminal with cancer during the making of the film. Oh the last film yeah no during the documentary sorry. Oh right okay. It's like he's being interviewed while he's dying of cancer but the filmmakers didn't know that. But the entire

time when he's being interviewed he's very I would say guarded and combative He's very like, well, why are you asking me that? He's always on the defensive, you know what I mean? Which kind of makes sense because, like, the last 30 years of his career was just, like, public embarrassment and shame from all of the scandals. I have a very vague knowledge of the scandals.

Okay. So he was very TV-friendly. He was a kid's TV show. Yeah, okay. And then the big thing was he went to a jerk off here. Yeah. So... Basically what happened to Fred Willard?

Yeah, kind of. Now, the jerk-off heater is called jerk-off teeter. Maybe it's not on the sign, okay? It's not like jerk-off heater here inside to the children's dentist, all right? Don't get those mixed up. Come on, kids, come to the matinee

and the jerk-off theater. So you go in there and you jerk off, that's the whole point to you. So why is this scandal? He maintains that he was just there watching the film. He didn't actually, he wasn't touching himself. Which does happen, because even, like Tarantino's cinema, New

Beverly. You're screening porn right now. Right. It's not the browser stuff. It's like classic 70s behind the green door, deep throat. Okay, right, right, yeah. Like, the porn world, there is people who are real genuine, not even

like, well, I'll read it for the articles. They're genuine fans of this stuff. Yeah. And they will watch and be like, oh, look at the lighting and that, yeah. Yeah, yeah. But when her ass is getting blown out there, yeah. Look at the means unseen. Other pornographers

watch it in a more like kind of sort of a... But he was definitely, just be honest, he was definitely here to bust it. Yeah, he was jacket off. He was just dirty though. But at the end of the day, who gives a fuck? It was just kind of like

he was a children's entertainer and I think though because a lot of his stuff and he even admits this in the documentary like it was very, you know, coded like you know LGBT and very inclusive and stuff. Yeah, yeah.

Like there was... Come on now Like For example He was very Like He had a lot of Peter Popper

Well What? I don't know It's just like A Popper Okay Oh that's a character Yeah

Like a bottle of popper Yeah That can be so Yeah Because it wasn't the whole thing It's like the house Don't back me up here Yeah

The whole thing The house Everything talked Yeah Yeah yeah Yeah But I'll work on the

Yeah Well You know I'll drink more whiskey You derailed me There But it was worth It's

For Peter Popper great kind of popped the balloon of my momentum, thank you. You know who actually was in so I didn't realize, Lawrence Fishburn was a character, he was an actor

in the Pee Wee's Playhouse. Was he Peter Popper? No, he was Curtis the Cowboy. And you know who else was employed? The guy who played Blacula. Really? Oh my God, yeah. Oh, you want me over there, yeah. So, like, he was very, like, Paul Rubens is very big, as I want a diverse

cast, I want, like, African American, Hispanic people, like he would show a Spanish cartoon, but with no subtitles. It had just been in Spanish language. He was like, I want this to be, you know, this isn't just for white kids. This is for like kids of all, you know, creeds. And then there's a lot of kind of, you know, there's gay subtexts. He would have little adult jokes that would go over the heads of the kids. Give me an example. I don't know, to be honest. Don't put me on a spot like that. I don't know. You know, I love cock. Or something.

But there's a chicken room. Look at that it's penis. No, it's like, you look at the big cock. It's a duck. Yeah, yeah. Oh, I, no, that doesn't work. Okay. But, yeah.

So then he gets busted in the Jackoff Theater. That's a bit of a scandal. But it dies down. And then he comes back, but not as Peeway Herman as Paul Rubens. He starts acting. Like, he's in Blow. Very good in Blue. Very good and Blow.

Yeah, he's a really good actor. I feel he was in the Mystery Man. Yeah, mystery man. He was in, like, Murphy, Brown. He had like, he won an Emmy for that. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. So, but then the really big scandal comes out.

It was actually connected to the Jeffrey Jones case. Oh, right. Yeah. Another guy railroaded by his sister. Well, maybe not. So the guy who accused Jeffrey Jones of molest and him, because Jeffrey Jones and Paul Rubens were friends, and

he was in Paul Rubin's house one time, and he said that Paul Rubens had child pornography. This is what I've heard. I've heard that Paul Rubies of the big porn collection. He had, it wasn't just a porn collection. He was a voracious collector of like comic books, action figures, movies, photography, art. Like his house was just like a museum of all this very kitsch type stuff. You know, he loved all that shit. And he had some

gay porn, like early gay porn from the 50s. But there was a case and they eventually just like, you know, they said we can't prosecute. There's nothing actually here. So it was just an allegation that the press ran with and he was cleared of all wrongdoing. Like Prince Andrew. Yeah. Well, you know.

Sure. For free my man. But yeah, it's interesting because you know, Paul, the character Peewey Herman is so wacky and over the top. Paul Rubens is very stern and serious individual. Like he's being interviewed like, you know, he's very, you know, he's kind of got like a cunningness about him.

Like he doesn't want the director to get one over on him. And he's very like, well, why are you asking me that? Well, what's your agenda here? But again, he's got a lot of trust issues. And the director even came out and said it was a very difficult thing to try and let him know you don't have control of this. You can't dictate where this goes narratively. You just have to let me, I'm the director. I'm going to interview you

you can't come into the editor you wanted to like edit with him and stuff he's a real control free it doesn't make sense because I think with peewee the show that was very much his creation straight from his mind you know and he was very like you know

not like not like tyrannical but he was very like we got to do it like this and we can't do like anything less than 100% is unacceptable yeah he was a perfectionist you know and then obviously he's talking about like living his life in the

closet, but you know, he's out as his character. It's just an interesting character study of the man behind this very iconic persona that he got known for. Do you think there's a good Paul Rubin's movie to be made? Yeah, I think so.

Personally, I think definitely there's enough interesting things that happen. You know, obviously... It might be hard to... Because a lot of people who aren't cool, like us, might kind of frown upon some the elements like the you know the

Jeffrey Jones stuff yeah of course that's bad you know like there's a few people who came to his defense his biggest supporter after that whole child porn scandal was David Arquette and Courtney Cox they were like good people ride or die from him

like from the beginning I need a woman like that in my life someone who will defend me now she left them didn't she yeah and you know you're on Debbie Mazer Mazer she's like an actress she's in Goodfellas Okay. She's the guy that Ray Leota is making, cooking, doing coke with and selling coke.

Oh, right. Whatever. But she like kind of pretended to be his girlfriend for years. Oh, a beard. Yeah, a beard. Yeah. And she was very like, you know, we were... Yeah, he ravaged me. Yeah, we were a couple and we did love each other, but I knew that he was gay and I was there. I was happy to be his shield. I need a woman like that in my life. Yeah, you do. Or just any woman, really. I've given up on that, you know. I need to go out and

find a bowser, you know? Or bozer. Wait, who's bozor? A bowser's a super Mario brothers. Yeah, to be honest, anyone who's willing to fuck me usually does look like bowser, you know? That's not true. I've been fortunate that

a few attractive people have allowed me to, you know, do the horizontal hustle with them. To soil them. Yes, to sully them. Well, don't worry. Because there is women out there And there's actually a website

That I've heard about There's quite a few of them actually No one, no, this is a cool one though It's called White Date White Date Yeah It's a website And it helps

Similar-minded people Who kind of look similar To meet online Without the kind of Hatred you get From liberals Right So it's just

White supremacy dating site Exactly Yeah Yeah, yeah. And it's in the news there now because all the info got leaked online. And this is hateful now. I don't like this, okay? So it leaked all the people's info online on a website called OK Stupid.

Oh. That's not, you don't need that, do you? A fucking pun, your life's ruined. You're trying to find love and these liberals and blue hairs are calling you an idiot? Yeah, and so the information got leaked. There's 48 members in Ireland. Oh. Weirdly, a lot of them are.

in the north. The vast majority here in like Belfast. Really? Yeah. And all their information's out there. So like their pictures

and their profiles. It's 300 and let me get this right now. It's 380 quid for a yearly subscription. Right. Not bad is it. Pretty good.

Yeah. Yeah. And somebody... Did they do a Groupon option? Like if me and a few buddies. They're going to say a grooming option. A grooming groupon. Yeah.

So it seems pretty good now. And a lot of the ads are like, you know, David, 48, Irish, looking for a woman with class and manners, not soiled by blacks. Huh. Yeah. Wow. So it's romantic.

That's, uh, that's quite aggressive, uh, bio, isn't it? Yeah. It's interesting that most from Belfast as well. I wonder why that is. Well, because the unionists, right, like the UDF and all, like the real staunch Protestants, there is a bit of a bit of, of a crossover with kind of like

the Tommy Robinson type Oh yeah all those yeah and Zionism as well Yeah yeah Someone told me

that and somewhere in Fermanah they went to a wedding and there's all these Israeli flags just flying around the place Really? Yeah yeah

In fact the wedding dress was an Israeli flag Jesus The lad was promised to us days of the years are away

were the chosen people so we are Uncle Andy you want to be a Zionist and go to Israel A

I do because I just looked great in the Yamika covers up the bald patch That's what Derry Girls about, isn't it? My spec script for Derry Girls, yes. It wasn't commissioned. More fool then. But anyway, yeah, so Peewee, Herman,

it's an interesting documentary. And he was an interesting guy. It's a shame you never got to go on White Date. It's not the only website. So people who own White Date also own white deal and white baby huh yeah so white deal if you want to date a white baby

interesting those babies are real picky go go gagga no blacks that's the first words no blacks oh oh Jesus sorry that's a bit that's a bit over the line there

so white deal is kind of like done deal deal, but just for white people. Okay. So let's say you want a ladder or a blue ray player, right? You don't want some black guy owning it before. Okay. I've ruined a blue ray player, right? And white baby is literally if you want to...

What the blue right player? Not a blues right player. Can they be listening to the blues? Do you not get it? It's a bloody joke, pal. Sorry. And white baby is literally what you think it is. Exactly. No, no, it's if you want to adopt the white baby Okay, right.

Yeah, interesting. But unfortunately, these websites are actually down at the moment. Why is that? Because of the leak. Too much traffic? That's it, yeah, they got crashed. Yeah, yeah, it's like truth social, yeah. So if it does come back up, I'm going to

go on the websites just for research. Ah, yes. Apparently, there's a big problem that all the women on the website are actually scams. Ah. Yeah, all the women in the websites are like, I'm 18 years old, and I'm looking for a 60-year-old man,

from Belfast to breed me. Ah. Yeah. And it's like, happy days. That's fucking great. So it does. That makes sense, yeah.

Aye, of course. I. Sure, I be mauging. They see me locksmacks and I'm a, I'm a, bit outlike, flat out with the monging, so I am.

What is monging exactly? Mogging is kind of like... It's looking good. You're kind of like, um... Jeez, I, I, uh, in my head, I know. Kind of like asserting dominance just with...

That's it, yeah, you're alpha. Alpha thing, yeah. Right, right. Basically, okay. Imagine it to some hot young fella, thinks he's the fucking hottest guy in the room. You come in and all the girls look at you. Yeah.

You've mugged that guy. I see. Yeah. Right. In fact, we might mog someone tonight. Yeah? Maybe. Oh, okay.

It's hope, you know? Why not? Why not? We might meet some breeders tonight. Breeders? That's what the women are. Who calls them that? The women, the guys on white date. Oh, okay.

Yeah, looking for breeders. You have to make as many kids as possible, because otherwise we know white kids at all. I see. Right. Hope people know this is what I believe. You're seeing it. It was quite a lot of passion and conviction.

But, uh, okay. And anyway, what time we got there. Oh, geez, no much time at all. Real quick, I'll just say, I did watch The Vow. The Vow. What's this now? So I watch Marri's a surprise. and I wanted something to kind of chill out after that.

Right. So the vow is a romantic dramedy starring Channing Tatum and Rachel McAdams. Okay. And his Channing Tatum plays hipster. Right. So he's got the ha.

And he looks like Mumford and his sons, you know? Okay. All right. He listens to stomp clap music. All that, okay? And he falls in love with Rachel McAdams. And Rachel McAdams plays like a kind of a girl in a coffee shop.

she works in a coffee shop and no one wants to date her because she's so ugly you know Of course Yeah And no one's realized How beautiful

She's on the inside You know Like the fat guy Is they're like Yeah You know Pick up that spill coffee You smelly bitch

You know I gotta go back On white date To find a real girl That can suit me For breeding Uh huh But then she falls in love

Atang Tatum Okay And they get married They're happy Okay They're in a car Crash Dorn

Yeah he wakes up, he's like, wow, that was a crazy car. If my wife, okay, she wakes up, she's like, who are you? Ah. Yeah, and the rest of the film, he has to, imagine that you got to win over your wife again. So, 51st dates then? No. Oh, no.

Okay. I suppose kind of, yeah, yeah. But 51st dates, that was multiple times. Yeah. It's only one time she used her memory. Right, okay. So it's not as crazy like that. It's more base in reality.

And the only reason to bring it up is there's one scene that I can't believe this is in a film that's recent cinemas. So they're dating, it's early on, okay? And Shannon Tatum's really charming. Sure. Okay. And they're driving, they're like,

oh, it was a great first date. She's like, yeah, yeah, thanks, you know. I thought I brought my egg game. She's like, what was that? Do you fart? She's like, no. She's like, yeah, you did. And she closed the window because she wants to smell it.

Oh, my God. Yeah. She does Yeah She Dutch ovens herself Jesus Christ Like a kamikaze mission Yeah

She's like do it again That's disgusting Yeah Is it meant to be funny Yeah it is Yeah But like in this kind of charming comedy movie

I wasn't expecting That kind of frat boy style humor at stark Yeah Disgusting Something from a Polly Shore film You know Polly would be like

That's not odd Yeah That's low brow comedy Buddy Yeah And the rest of the film is then just very standard stuff, you know? How does it end? It ends with...

I tell you, okay, she can't remember anything before, like a few years ago. She can remember her childhood and all that? Can't remember her a few years ago. And it's like, why? Is there something you want to forget? Do you want to forget your husband? What's going on? Turns out her dad had an affair.

Okay. Sam Neal. He banged her friend. Really? Sam Neal's pretty cool and didn't, so yeah. So he banged her. like her childhood friend, okay? And that's why she didn't want to remember

riding the else, because her dad betraying her. Right. So it wasn't about her husband at all. It was about her daddy. Kind of always the way, isn't it? Daddy issues. Exactly. Sam Neal's so cool.

And, you know, he does something that I always taught about, okay? He doesn't like Chan and Tatum. Sure. He's a musician. Ah. Channing Tatum, he was like, man, I don't listen to CDs.

I like vinyl, you know, yeah. Because music makes me feel away, you know? And you can't get that from a digital download, man. okay um and you know Sam Neal's like my daughter doesn't be with someone else she should be with that mean business man like he's kicking orphans yeah the real man

and he goes trying to tame he's like I want you to leave my wife I'll give you $100,000 dollars you'll leave my wife daughter oh yeah sorry yeah oh Freudian slip that's why she wouldn't forget so to leave my daughter

and he goes no your daughter's love is more important than money wow yeah I wouldn't do what if I give you a Mumford and Sons vinyl yes

yes the unicycle but yeah like I've always thought about that if someone was like would you leave my daughter for money I would 100% yeah

how much money anything 50 quid a five where he found behind the couch deal yeah it's got a bit of chewing go in it. That's okay.

Yeah. Oh yeah, I'd take that in a heartbeat, yeah. If you've got a fibre and you've no problem find a woman then, you know. That's true. Because the ladies, they love the mula. Go in the copperface jacks and wave of fiber. You know, you're beating them off. Yeah, yeah.

And you're beating yourself off. Oh, yeah. Fiver wouldn't get you a glass of ice cubes in that place. Man, we were going out for points tonight. I'm not looking forward to it at all. No? No. I don't want to go, really.

But I'm trying to fight my instincts, because I've been a bit lazy recently. Okay. I've just been in bed reading John La Cary. Right. Like a fucking idiot. Yeah. Yeah, I need to get off my ass, you know, get in the real world. Put yourself out there.

I am proud to just keep everyone updated. Last week I was saying there's a girl that said she'd send me pictures for 180 quid. Oh, yes? I didn't do it. Good. I'm very proud of myself. I do, every morning I do look at her, though, and be like, oh, I could see it all. But it's a bit like Schrodinger's tits, you know

I don't It's better Shrodinger's twat It's better to have the The potential Yeah, yeah The idea of it Because we actually paid 180 quids

Like oh look at that Shaved Yeah Nice Would you maybe try Hagle her down You know No you won't be like that

I'm a gentleman I'll give you a 12 quid And a bag of peanuts Come on now I haven't done it Yet Yeah Yeah

I did tell her I was like Well maybe another time She's like okay So the potential is there I'd say if we get kicked out Tonight I'm buying those pictures It's an investment Yeah exactly yeah

I'll tell the landlord that as well You know So yeah I'm trying to like looking at bright side here I hope you won't get kicked out Yes so do I I would prefer to not be homeless If you know You wouldn't be homeless

Not to be You got people out there look after you I just have to go back to Monaghan You can't stay with me Well I didn't ask good yeah good maybe i'd move into your house and i had jimmy oh i hate that love me as his own son they would love you that's the nighting yeah