Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 283 : Scrubbed

Episode Date: March 1, 2026

Taco chips ruined my life....

We're off to the races, boy. Are you ready? No, actually. I'm not feeling good. Okay. Yeah, I was trying to put on a brave face there, but I made a huge mistake. Right. I hate myself.

Yep. That's it, really? No, I was feeling good last episode, and then I went to the chippers. It got taco chips. Taco chip. Your new vice. Yeah, it's my new thing. And I tell you, going to the chipper of 4 o'clock, you meet all the characters there, you know?

And they all know me now, just the shame you? Yeah. They're all laughing at me. Like, you said, you leave you. you said you wouldn't come back look at you now yeah we'll see you in an hour come crawling back

little piggy comes back to the trough yeah I ate them too fast as well yeah guzzled them because I wanted to record because I know you were waiting you know yeah I kept giving you beers

because I thought that might calm you down but it just made you angrier so I ate real fast you think you'd know by now but uh that's the thing I do know I'm a glutton for punishments

you know I actually bought those years for myself yesterday. I drank one. I was like, it's a bit depressing, you know. Just sitting around here drinking. I don't say how. That's impossible. You've come to the wrong

conclusion there. I'm more of a library guy. You drink your beers, I go to library. Okay. So there, we're very different people. I suppose we are. And I'm trying to fix you. You know, this is like, you know, what's that movie? You know where they find like some woman who's like, how you doing? Yeah. Oh, my fair lady.

Oh, yeah. It's my fair cadden. I'm trying to educate you. I bought the Phoenix and a book about feminism. Yeah. You puked when you saw it. It's like a kryptonite.

Yeah. A book about feminism. Just the one. The only ever book written about feminism. Well, the nine thing is, I want to read that out in public, okay? It's called Difficult women. Performative male.

That's the problem. I can't read it because then all these women are like, oh, you're performing, you don't even like that. So I got to hide it behind a copy of nuts. Mind camps. Yeah. So they think

Yeah, so they think I'm cool, you know. It's the extra pressure on a lad these days, you know. Okay, go off, King. You know who's even affected? Turk in Scrubs is affected. Really? Yeah, Turk was talking about there's a male loneliness epidemic epidemic.

People are sad these days. He can probably pronounce it, though, be the difference there. Because in the new scrubs, okay, what happens is JD is a prescription writer in the suburbs now. Okay. So he just goes around people's houses in the suburbs.

And gives them oxy cotton. Basically, and, uh, you know, what's that thing that makes your penis strong? No, I have no need for it myself. Byagra?

Is that it? Is that it? Is that it? I can't sick. Yeah, so he just gives them prescriptions for things, all right? So he's been gone for like 10 years. Right. And he comes back to Sacred Heart.

Wait, now, did it end with him and, uh, what's her name? Were they together? Yeah. Okay. Love doesn't last Oh right

The marriage didn't survive Oh so they're separated They grew distant Oh and now is Turks Slippin her the business How dare you? No, Turk's a married man Well yeah

He's married to Carla He a player though Yeah No he put on the He actually He's what I want to be okay Black No

A girl dad A girl dad Yeah he's got four daughters Wow Yeah, so he's missing the male contact. And does the Todd come round? Hey, it's the Todd. I'm going to babysit your daughters.

Ding dong. I mean, dong. High five, dude. Dude, let's have a bikini contest. They're four years old. I know, right? But if you add all their edges together, it's nearly 16. Let's go.

Everyone loved that character back in the day. It's like, hmm, a little bit. Yeah, he was all like touching women and stuff. Sure was. But now he's learned about consent. In the year of our Lord, 2026, he's learned about it finally. But the point is, so Turk's been in the hospital on his own. Okay.

And he's surrounded by women, and that makes men sad. That's why I don't let women near me. I'm too happy. I don't want them to ruin it, all right? Sure. But so he's become jaded as a surgeon. Okay. And he's got trainees, but he doesn't want to train them.

Right. He's like, yeah, that's the point. just use a spoon or something and a shovel. Yeah, just scoop out the gunk and fling it on the shit heap. Who cares? We're selling the bodies to the cartel.

They use them to smuggle drugs over the border. Yeah, so he's a bit down at the moment, yeah. But then Carl's like, you'll talk to him, and you know the way lads are like, Turks like, I don't have a problem. Yeah. I'm okay.

Yeah. Come on, ma'am, you're friends. friends got to talk about their feelings. I just feel so down him, I've just run down. I'm sad. He's a depression case. A mentalist. Shouldn't be allowed to work in a hospital or drive a car, if you ask me.

He's like, hey, come here, a brown bear or, hey, chocolate bear, you know. Oh, you're not supposed to say that. They're calling to her. That's what, they're friends. Okay. That's what I call you, my big chocolate. Give me a taste that chocolate.

and everyone else is looking at us and ruin Padillaume Padilla's birthday but the point is they have a talk and then that revitalises Turk and they do a thing

where they call each other every night to check up on their mental health Oh my God what? Great I'm laughing already I wouldn't like that sounds hilarious

I just hate that I'd be gay I didn't call you up with that all right there buffdy boy yeah take the sausage out of your age it's the mental health that's not what turk would say

you're not Turk so oh yeah so I mentioned JD and what's her name in the show Sarah Chalk oh Elliot yeah yeah they've broken up that's not a girl's name oh you're gonna you're gonna kick her out of bed for eating biscuits are you

no take the biscuits yeah oh okay that's what we're doing now huh Oh, all right. Sorry, I got defensive there. Guess my mental health doesn't matter either then. Quid pro, whoa. Well, if as a woman, you have to care, would be?

Yeah. Yeah, sorry, I got defensive there. I have that in me, you know? I'm like a cage bear. Yeah? So they're divorced then? They've got divorced. Did they have kids?

Do they? It's weird, because at the start, in the monologue at the start, JD says it's good to have more time with my kids. We don't actually see the kids We don't hear about them They mentioned that they went to couples Counseling and they're like trying to have a What's the word?

Like a civil kind of like nice divorce Yeah Yeah So they're trying their best Because they're still in the proximity of each other Sure But I didn't mention kids Okay

Anyway and I normally pick up when kids are mentioned Hmm You know One of your strengths Yeah But So The point is J.

JD's not working for Sacred Heart Okay. But one of his patients, I think, falls over, some dumb shit, all right? You know, old women are like, you know, fuck, I was falling over on purpose, just to annoy me, aren't you? Yeah, yeah. Just looking for attention. Yeah, fucking, cunt, yeah. I'm not a good doctor. The book on feminism is really working,

yeah. But he has to go in the checkup on her, right? Right. And then, for some reason, Dr. Cox, okay, it's like, I'm going to keep her in. He's like, but she's fine. Now I'm going to keep her in just to check, all right? but he's doing this in purpose.

Because he wants to have a go on her. Nice. Yeah. Now you're going to find out where they call me Dr. Cox. This little thing we have with JD, you know, you push over all ladies and I keep them in for sedate them, yeah. Assessment, you know. But the reason is, okay, Dr. Cox was to keep him around for an extra day, all right? So, JD will fall back in love at the hospital.

Oh. Because Dr. Cox is doing Bob Kelso's job now. Yes. And he hates it. The Chief of Medicine. Yeah. He hates it. So he basically offers JD the job.

And JD becomes the chief of medicine in the pilot episode. Oh. Yeah. So that's the dynamic now. So imagine he's a chief of medicine. He's the new boss, okay? With a whole new cast of characters. Send Elliot to my office.

Yeah, you're going to be working the graveyard shift forever. Yeah. And that's literally in a graveyard. He's not responding. Some skeleton. So he's got to have all the responsibility now, running hospital, okay? And he's also got someone above him,

who's kind of like the kind of HR person. She's on, he's been on, she's on, he's been on S&L. I forget her name now. She's on, if you know, I think you should leave, she's in that as well. Vanessa Baer. That's the one, yeah.

She's very funny now. Showed me a picture. Yeah, she's very funny as well. Yeah, yeah. So that's the kind of dynamic now. And like I said, just a whole new cast. All right. Bring back Dave Franco?

No. They'll probably bring him for sweeps. Leaving money on the table. They had got James, but that's no good. Oh, yeah. You try to molest Braff. Zach Israel Braff is his name. Yes, middle name, Israel.

Yeah, got a problem with that, do you? No, not at all. Good. Yeah, a little test there for you. So, the new cast, I do like them. Okay, we got a whole new bunch of people. So one, the guys is Asian. He's great.

He wanted the job. Okay. J.D.'s job? Yeah, yeah. He was like Dr. Cox's, like, kind of like, Blackie, you know. He's, he's like a real rootless guy. He's like, I hate you.

That's making my job. Hey, I get things done. See a couple over there, the man and woman? I banged boat of them. Really? Yeah, yeah. I don't think you're allowed to do that. He's going to stop me, yeah.

I'm Asian. He walks off. He's got you there, man. I suppose. Yep. That's a solid legal defense. Yeah, so he's like the kind of bad guy.

Protagonist. That's it. No, antagonist. Yeah. Asian Good job Fuck It's the

Taco chips You should have a health warming When you're A whole No No Well Well

Well I'm falling apart And the land Doors coming Tonight I'm going to embarrass myself Because I'm like We'll raise the money

A little bit Accidently You say We'll triple the rent Anyway Are you back at the room I don't have a bit of Coffee

Okay. Where was I? Were you a big Scrubs fan of the original? I was a big scrubber. Okay. Yeah. Scroppers. I love it, really.

So, okay, the new cast, sorry, a new cast. So Asian guy, he's very funny, all right? There's also a stoic guy. Right. And he's real like, yeah. Hi, how are you? Good. And he doesn't want to make friends.

It's just a job for him, okay? Good. That's the right way to be. You think that, do you? Yes. This is why you're in the state you are in, okay, because he says that. I'm not here to make friends.

But then, J.D. is like, listen, it's a tough job. You're going to need people around you. No. I need to be friendly with them and let them into your heart. Weak, weak, spineless male. You think that, okay? You probably like this guy, but then, okay, there's like this guy who runs the hospital,

like, hey, my wife is kind of sick, can you help? He's like, you've got to go to the RR. room. Please can help? No, I'll go ER. I'm busy. And he goes and he comes back, he's like, my wife's dead. Hit by a van. No, she's dead from like heart failure, whatever, that. He's kind of like,

oh God, I just so rude to him, I could have helped him. Maybe that wouldn't be alive. And then someone else is like, hey, it's okay, man. Don't fucking touch me, you con. What are you? You don't want to grab my cock, do you? You fucking nunts. And the next guy, okay, is

British. And I'm a big found this guy, Jacob Dudman. All right? Doddman, you'd be a big dudman, wouldn't you? You'd love... Dudman, okay,

let me tell you now, this is for a clip, okay? Jacob Dudman, I'm your biggest fan, all right? That is a fact, your biggest fan. I've been following you

your whole life. Uh-huh. Even when you're a little kid. I've got pictures of you in the playground. In the bat. Remember that man who had a scrub

and he was like, he'd be on scrub someday, well? Before your mother burst in and ruined the fun. with Dr. Cox way. Well, that was me. Yes.

Because Jacob Dudman started off as a Matt Smit impersonator. Wow. Yeah, yeah. And now he's in the big time. So now Matt Smith is Jacob Dudman impersonator. So he started off doing Matt Smith impressions, okay? And he actually hired by the BBC to do like audiobooks and stuff. Really?

Because Matt Smith, for some reason, I don't know what. He must be mental. He taught that like doing House of the Dragon was more important to doing the Doctor Who audio book. Fucking ungrateful cunt. Idiot. What a fool. Well, he'd be on the street soon.

It was probably the Epstein files, the blackmailing them. That's what's going on there, you know? Yeah. Yeah, so Jacob... House of Dragon. I'm going to drag my bowls on your child's face.

That's what he'd say. Every time we do a free one, I'm like, jeez. I like to do that. Yeah, yeah. On the Patreon, I was like... On the Patreon, you're making very eloquent points.

Uh-huh. Yeah. Well, you know, I don't think we should hide behind a paywall, you know. You're right. I'm the one who's like holding you back. I've always said this. I know people always say like, oh, why do you cut out that bit with James? Like, James on a roll there, you just look, a big shit on him. Yeah. Literally. Yeah. And look, that's just what I do, you know?

It's a good ying and yang. It's a great dynamic we have. Yeah. You don't enjoy it, but someone does, maybe. But point, so he's Jacob Dudman, right? All right. Very good Matt's mate impersonator semi-decent Peter Capaldi impersonator

wasn't his strongest suit pretty good David Ten impersonator Does he just do impersonations of Doctor Who actors? He tried to do a lot of him but Matt's mate was his bread and butter Does he do a Shuddy Gotwa impression? Shutti Gotwa actually is interesting people have tried to impressions of him

you know, no one's really got... Jim Davidson didn't really capture the hearts of the fans The doctor wouldn't say that You wouldn't call him But yeah Point is okay I knew him from that

Alright And this is a big break Now in America Jacob Dudman He plays like I suppose you could I imagine the plan Is

to make him Eventually the star Of the show He seems like the most Kind of like He's the normal Likeable guy His first week

On the job You know He is basically So He is JD of the original show okay and it's like him learning and he's a little bit nervous you know he

does he have silly fantasies like that other schizoid oh what if a lepracod was dressed like a chimpanzee what are you talking about you idiot like they're they do a lot of fantasies in this show as well like one fantasy

get ready for this okay you'd be laughing so much you have puking shit in my mouth if I'm lucky so someone says the word feelings please and then JD is like feelings please and then he's like a the dream like the family guy cut away

is a woman being mean to a guy saying like you need to lose weight and then JD pulls up like a cop bike all right like hey feelings please you can't say that he's conscious about his weight that's right feelings

please feelings please feelings please yeah that's meant to be funny is it I'm no Superman. No, cut to four-year-old with

cancer. Because, you know, you can't have too much fun in this comedy. That makes it better. It's a sitcom, so bring in the dying children, please. Hey, you got cancer. I bet that feels bad. Feeling, please. Kimo, please. That's too much chemo for you, young man. You're getting

fat. Well, not actually. You're wasting away because of the cancer. Kempow. police, keep up police. Okay, next cast member, okay, is the women, uh, how many women is there? They all look the same to me.

There's one woman who is working under Turk, all right? But Turk doesn't trust her to do anything. Is he like the head of surgery? Now he is, yeah, yeah. But eventually Turk learns to, oh yeah, this is it, okay? So she wants to do it, okay? Like, let me do it. And Turk's like, you're not ready, okay?

And then eventually he kind of feels bad about this, okay? Cut my sandwich in half, and then I'll let you cut open this patient. She's sweating, you know? I can't do it. Clear. But you like this, okay? So he finds out that they all call

him like Mr. Meaney or something like that, all right? But well, he's lucky that that's all they call him. That's what they shout in the battles. Mr. Meenie. Meenie. But, so he realized that. So there's a bit where like

she's saying just to her friend okay he's like yeah and like sometimes I just need to relax this is some cold play and then Turks behind her okay he's like guess what this brother like cold play and then they put on some cold play

right he's like now do the surgery she started doing surgery and they're like yeah I can you get what you want but not what you need oh fix you that's a good song to have during surgery because you're trying to fix them you know

yeah exactly yeah well you couldn't have the yellow. I wouldn't make any sense. He's got like... jaundice. Oh yeah, that's it. Yeah, yeah. I was like, he's got yellow fever.

That's a thing, isn't it? Well, it is. It is. It is. It actually is a thing, yeah. There's meant be a Doctor Who episode where to go to Singapore and it was called yellow fever.

Oh, I thought it was a, like a derogatory term for being attracted to Asian people. That's what I've heard. That's called a jungle fever. Oh. Actually, you mentioned it. Okay.

So, we'll talk about what else about scrubs? That's basically all. There's another girl who's like an influencer, all right? And I thought it was like an easy joke to start, but that's her whole thing

is that she like paid for medical school by being an influencer, and all the patients know her. She's like a celebrity. Oh, I see. And she's like, hi guys, I'm here on the hospice. Exactly.

Look at these sad old men who are dying. Boo-hoo. Yeah, and they all love it, you know. And what's Elliot up to? Was she... Elliot is trying... She's the new janitor. She's...

Good. Good. That makes sense. The janitor's now the head surgeon. Makes no sense. We haven't seen a janitor yet, actually. He did his first surgery on Ted, and it didn't go well. With a mop.

R-I-P. He's got a mop in his organs trying to sweep it up. Sweep up the cancer. But, yeah, so, I will say, okay, like, you be cynical all you want and live in James Cadden's world, okay? Or be like me, all right? Sit back and enjoy the nostalgic, friendly magic of scrubs. They're all buddies. They try their best.

Sometimes they don't succeed. But they will fix you with laughter. Okay. That's my little review right there. That's a very good review. Yeah. I go write reviews for the Israeli Times. Yeah, you sure could.

Yeah. Yeah, so I recommend Scrubs. It's out weekly on, I believe, something. I watch it illegally. Okay. But I want to send money directly, Zach Braff, because I feel bad about it. He needs it.

He does, yeah. You ever see his episode of Punked? No. You ever see it punked? I haven't seen his episode. Maybe I have, don't remember it. It's one of the more infamous ones. He gets a bit angry, isn't he?

Apparently, he punched the kid. So the whole prank was there was a kid spray painting, his car, and it was like a fucking, whatever. Scrub sucks. Yeah, it was like a Porsche or whatever. So when he, he like grabbed the kid, he's screaming, what the fuck is your problem?

You think you're not going to jail, you know, piece of shit? Yeah. And apparently he punched him, but they cut that part out. But the kid was like 14. It wasn't the guy from the office, was it? Who's the... You, Ryan, from the office.

B.J. Novak? Oh, no. Because he was on that show, I believe. Maybe not on front of the camera. No, I don't think it was him. But, again, this was like 20 odd years ago. When Scrubs was first on air or whatever. Huge show. I'm a big fan.

I'm going to re-watch all of Scrubs tonight. Have you ever seen Garden State? Not a long, long time. Well, okay. It was a big thing. for a lot of people, I know. Yeah. I think I didn't watch it the right time.

I'd be a little bit too old for it, like all these things. Sure. But now I'm more kind of open and I'm more kind of emotionally intelligent and less cynical. I'll probably watch it now and fall in over it all over again. Yeah, yeah. I think maybe you should try and follow my lead. Nah. All right.

I'll do that. Yeah. Or maybe not. I don't think I've reached you, yeah. I don't think I've fixed you. you think you could you think anyone could because I'm so fucking twisted

that's right let's move on something else you know what your problem is you know in order to break free from a prison you must be willing to accept that you are in a prison what if I like the prison

I like the prison three meals a day yeah taco chips morning noon and night I don't know if prison works too free Wi-Fi for all the prisoners yeah they probably do these days

don't you although the prisoners it get like Xboxes and misuses and Twinks. Sushi floating from Japan. On the taxpayer dollar. But anyway, let's move on something else. We're getting silly now.

I did watch an interesting movie. Interesting, not great, called Stoned. Oh yes. Which is also called, under title, like the magical crazy life of Brian Jones. The dumb goofball who couldn't swim

and sank like our bloody the rolling stone or a shinkin stone was she bloody drowned It's called wet, wet, wet, you know Yeah, so it's about the infamous Brian Jones

And I knew the very, very basics of this, all right? But I didn't really know about his life for that I don't really know too much about the rolling stones in general.

No, me neither. I didn't know what the reason they got the fucking gig all right is because they were recommended George Harrison who's recommended them to some agent.

Oh really? I like these guys. guys. Okay. Yeah, and the Rolling Stones, they were not the anti-betals, but they were a little bit like, a little bit rougher than the Beatles. The hair was a bit messier. They were like the bad boys. Exactly.

The Beatles were a bit more clean-cut. The Beatles very quickly became like, you know, they got like fucking OBEs, they were doing Royal... People loved them very quickly. Your grand loved the Beatles, you know? Whereas me, the cool kid, I like Brian Jones. Yeah. Who hit a lot of women. Well.

He hit... Even John Lennon was like, steady on. Fucking hell, that's all right. She didn't even say no one. She says something to understand, you know. But, like, so he gets, like, I think five women pregnant

at one stage, you know, one's 14. Oh. You know. Probably too young. If I could be so bold, you know. Now, he, was he,

is he in the 27 club? Did he die at 27? I'm not too sure. Okay. Who knows? Who knows? He was very young at. tell you that now. I'll Google it. You Google it real quick.

You talk there. The point is, so this film is about Brian Jones, okay? Yes. And he was, at the start, very much the main creative force in the Rolling Stones. So you're looking up to you now. 27. 27, okay.

27 club. Good work. Thank you. So he was the main... I'm going to see an illuminati sacrifice. I think we can all agree. We can get into conspiracy later on. There's good conspiracy stuff around his death, okay? and it also connects to comic books

so I'm interested but basically Brian Jones he is the creative force he loves the blues okay and he wants

the Rolling Stones just be kind of a blues band and he actually calls it the Rolling Stones oh no G take the G out The Rollins Stone

Yeah because that's more that's more jazz blues to him okay yeah An old Mick Jagger the squares I well no I actually believe in grammar

It's not spelled correctly By the way Mick Jagger okay was a graduate of London School of Economics. Yeah. Like, that's thing, they were all very intelligent. They were posh boys, they were, yeah.

But that's funny because the newspapers and their management as well, we're trying to push this whole, like, yeah, they love shoving grannies and they love stealing sweets. They're bad boys, okay? And they talk to their parents, and the parents of, like, Mick Jagger and all, they were like, he's a lovely boy, comes home, eats his casserole every Sunday. It helps me with a gardening, oh.

a bit of a green thumb like his mummy. No, mommy, tell them I love to smoke ash and shag birds. He's a bird watcher, that's why he is here. And a train spotter.

So he, point is, okay, he's the leader for a while, okay? And the band, like these things, okay, the band gets bigger and bigger and they become over a rock band. Yeah.

Which is kind of like not what Brian Jones is interested in. He's pure about the blues. Yeah. And the band, guys are like, oh, so we're going to make more money and be more popular? Yes, we'll do that.

And they wore, originally doing blues songs. Right. But they were kind of persuaded by their management to write your own songs. Okay. And Mick Jagger and Keith Richards, love writing songs. Brian Jones doesn't. Oh. He doesn't like it. It doesn't want to. He just wants to play blues covers.

Yeah, exactly. So you can see why the power would shift. And then they become the main creative kind of controllers of their desk. Because if you're writing your own songs, you're making more money. Yeah, yeah. Well, Brian Jones responds by hitting more women and getting more women pregnant. He thinks that might be good for his career.

I'm going to let you guys know now if anyone's listening, okay? Does not work. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Like... See, what you went wrong as you were going around hitting pregnant women that you didn't impregnant? It didn't work either, okay, yeah, yeah. So, Brian Jones...

The problem is, okay, he's getting criminal records Okay. For, like, dope and... A man, they really went hysterical in the press with Rolling Stones. Yeah. Like, even when they first showed up on TV, they had long hair, right?

And we just think, like, oh, you're long hair, wherever. All the press is, like, these long-haired layabouts, probably worshiping Satan. If I've... Weird stuff are like, yeah, just like jungle music doing the blues. This is a Negro's revenge. It's... Indoctrinating the youth.

Exactly, yeah. It's dangerous for your children. The National Barber Society condemned them. Yeah, saying it's disgusting. It's actually ruining their jobs. That's hilarious. British jobs being lost

because these long hair layabouts. Wow. Yeah, so it's really over the top. And even like some stories... And soap manufacturers as well. They won't wash their bloody boasts. They'll be out of work next week. And some of the stories, like,

so like one story is they were driving home from like probably a gig in like some community center or like you know I think they did do a gig in like a primary school one time right so it's driving home for some gig where they all met their first girlfriend they were all very partial for the younger ladies well the point is okay uh they're driving home they want to like take a piss and some service station right and the guy's like you're not allowed here your hair's too long they're like come on let us in now get a haircut like all right and they did piss on a wall all right and then the newspaper's like, disgusting, freaks, you know?

What does this mean? Pissed on the wall? It's like pissing on Britain. Pissing on the Queen's face. Who's next? Your grand's mouth? Yeah, probably. And they actually get, Mick Jagger doesn't help himself because the news of the world does a story about Mick Jagger smoking weed cigarettes and Mick Jagger sues them for libel. Oh. So now he's pissed off News of the World and you don't want to do that, right?

So then the news of the world get a tip off from the police and by tip off probably they pay the police for information. A bent copper. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they, some bent copper probably is like, oh right, go to the house, go to Keith Richard's house, they've got smoking

doobies. Yeah, and the police burst in, okay? And it's literally them like playing monopoly, all right? Yeah. Passing around a single joint, okay? Yeah. Mostly stems. And there's like a woman in the bat upstairs. are right? So she has come down with a role like, what's going on here? And in the newspapers

like, yeah, the botrys, the naked women. Drug sex orgies. Yeah, drugs being passed everywhere, playing some game like monopoly mocking our capitalism system. Satanic. Alistair Crowley's

monopoly. Yeah, so the point is the media is going crazy over it. Back to Brian Jones. So they have to go, they have a problem with their taxes. And after a big worldwide tour, Brian Jones has more criminal offences than everyone else. So we can't go to America? Basically, yeah. And also, they don't want him there.

He is. No one says anything nice about him. Really? Even when he died, they're like, yeah, sad, but Jesus. Good. I mean, they're trying their best, but like. I feel bad for the pool. Imagine having that conk drowning in you.

But they're like, yeah, I mean, like he was very unlikable and we all hated him. And, I mean, it's sad, but God, we hate him so much. you know. I'm kind of glad he's dead but it's also sad but I'm very happy as well you know they're conflicted about it. So Brian Jones basically comes like this charity case where he just lies around his house all day. Yeah. And he still

gets money from the band and all that. They look after him but he's like he's trouble, okay? By the way he he's living in A.A. Mills house. A.A. Mills? Yes. He's the creator of Winnie the Pooh. Oh. So there's just bear in mind for all this

there's Winnie the Pooh memorabilia everywhere. Right. Yeah. So all these funny scenes afterwards is like just statues of Crystal Robin and piglet everywhere, you know? Interesting. So he becomes very depressed and he decides he's going to like take loads of drugs and have loads of women come over.

Okay. And he actually is very depressed because he goes on like a road trip of Keith Richards. Keith Richards feels bad for him, okay? Right. Not that bad because he brings, Keith Richards bangs Brian Jones's girlfriend. Ah. And he's like, oh, come on. It's no big deal, you know?

You're not going to get depressed to go swimming, are you? Brian Jones retreats to his house and it's so sad that a builder goes around okay and Brian Jones

basically like you're going to be my best friend now the builder's like alright to get paid for that do you know and in the film

Stone is all about the relationship between the builder and Brian Jones and the builder's played by Patty Constantine yeah yeah

and it's very funny because the builder's kind of like yeah I'm just here do the job yeah go on stay around for a drink

uh all all day for one but don't tell the missus like a month later he's like hasn't seen the misses like you know three weeks he's taking like uppers and downers and he's shagging some like Swedish like

17 year old yeah and like his boss how's the wall going it's like yeah it's good yeah just a bit more almost done yeah did you get that brick said all right oh yeah I've got a nice big brick here so they become best best friends

Yeah. And the story, the official story, okay, is Brian Jones, the builder and some nice, sexy girl, okay? They're all in the pool. Yeah. It's a very hot pool. That's what everyone says. It's like a really hot pool. Like, there be smoke coming out of it, all right?

Okay. Like dangerously hot. So they, the builder and the girl get out. Brian Jones stays in, smoke and joint, wherever like that. He falls asleep in the pool and dies. Okay. The old Whitney Houston. Yeah, that's it.

Okay. The old damp lunch. all right and they find them and it's all sad and all there and end the case all right that's what the squares believe in you know okay you know guys like you were like George Bush wouldn't do anything bad

well I think nanothermite was there for perfectly valid reasons I'm sure it wasn't free fall that the towers fell Trump just hung out with the staff on the island he didn't talk to the children Prince Andrew he even

tells you he doesn't sweat. So obviously this victim, quote unquote he's a war hero. Her testimony must be taken with a big grain of salt. What's my point? So the film, I was surprised with it, the film flat out goes

the builder killed him. Oh yes. So they're having difficulties, okay? They're fighting, okay, the builder holds them down a bit, they basically lose the sees red, okay, hold him under the water, he dies, the builder's like, oh, chuffin' ill, and runs off and runs back. Oh, are you drowned, are you?

Yeah. Oh, definitely drowned? Oh, natural causes. Isn't it terrible? Yeah. He choked himself and drowned. Happens all the time. And then this is true, though.

The builder said when he was dying, I killed Brian Jones. I mean, he might have. I could just be looking for a bit of attention near the end. You know, you know what all these old people are like? I don't think anyone's looking for attention on their death bed. I think, you know, when you're on your desk bed, it's like, when I'm dying, I be like, I killed Diana.

It was my baby. Oh, Jesus Christ. So that is true, though. I did Sandy Hulk. It was me. I pinned it all on Adam Lanzah. I knew he's a skinny goofball. Look at his weird head.

People will believe it's him. Yeah, so that is actually, that is apparently true that he confessed to the murder. The builder killed him, yeah. But, well, you know what it is. I think it's actually his relative said he, said that. Okay. So maybe the relatives look for attention. How about that... Well, that's...

Yeah. Trying to get a good book deal. A lot of books have been written about this. Yeah. I was surprised about it. There's a real cottage... I think the JFK assassination. There's a real industry of like this book and another book to disprove that book, another book about the book. Right, yeah. And about, you know, all these books about the real truth about the

murder of Brian Jones. Or like, you know, there's just like little theories that a certain section of mentally ill, schizzo's really latch on to, like the Paul McCartney is dead thing, and replaced by a clone. But now, every celebrity is

replaced by a clone. Or like Israel committing a genocide. Well, no, we're not talking about sci-fi here, Brian, come on now. This isn't another Doctor Who review. I'm really trying here to get some money for us, okay? Who review. Which, by the way, I'm sorry to say, Dr. Who?

Shit, finally, it admits it folks. A little update. I'm going to do a Who update for you guys, okay? Because not much to say. So, the Christmas special is coming out, apparently. The script has not been written, and they have no one to fund

another season. So, that's basically, yeah. No, I've heard that Russell T. Davis's boyfriend is going to be the new showrunner, so... Well, I'd say he love it now. It's good for Rusty Davis. He found a young fellow who's like 27 years old. Who loves him for him?

And he didn't know that Rusty Davis was rich, right? Yeah, yeah, he just met in like a shop somewhere. Who is this sexy pudgy man with stupid glasses and a blazer that doesn't fit? Oh, let me gargle

his balls right now. Would you like a rim job, sire? Thank you, young man. Yeah, so for some reason, the studios, like, I don't know what's going on. Why are people, like, it's getting so depressing.

I've literally been hearing people talking about, we might be able to, like, scrape some money from like a, you know, a German production company, maybe like a Japanese, you know, might get some money from Honda, if we change the TARDIS to a Honda, you know? It's a Honda Civic. Like, it seems like you really have to scrape the barrel here

for something that is like the jewel in the crown of television. It's like an institution. They've got like 800 and, we're so close to 900 episodes. It's crazy. Right. And no one wants to fund it. I don't understand why. And you talk to people, okay,

and they're all talking about, how like it's getting harder and harder to make television these days and it seems like now we're going to get one special Christmas and after that there's nothing and long we wait longer until we get an announcement and then I don't know what am I going to do what am I going to fucking do and you're not helping I mean do something okay yeah why don't you throw your hat into the ring you know get your dad to sell some property and You could finance the new season. Well, the sad thing is...

The doctor visits Carlo and meets a very cool guy. And the thing is, he's so cool. The doctor's like, I'm going to retire and now you're the doctor. And that's it really. Then you just watch sitting around Doctor Who, you know, watching that. And you go to prostitutes every now and again, you know. But they're space prostitutes. She's my companion.

No, no, don't say that, yeah. Don't ruin a relationship like that. My apologies. Well, there actually is a guy. And I've been thinking about this He's a guy called Ian Levine And he made a lot money in the 80s I think

From doing like Music production or something Okay And he uses all his money now To create his own Doctor Who episodes Okay Just in his basement Yeah

The sex workers No AI Oh okay And also sex workers Just to you know For moral support Alright But yeah

So he just And he doesn't show anyone Just for him Yeah Just for him Wow And he laughs He was like

Ho ho ho This is a great episode now But you'll never see. Yeah. And do people want to see? Yeah, yeah. You have to go to his house. Oh. Yeah. In his dungeon. Why don't you? I'm saving up. Yeah, yeah.

You could write that off as a business expense, you know? Yeah, so I'm not looking, I'm not, I'm not feeling much hope at Doctor Who at the moment. Well, I'm glad you, why do you bring it up? I don't know, I just want to see you depressed and, uh, feels good. Well, I'll tell you, we're almost done, okay? I've got a few

more things to talk about before we turn off for the week. we've another bit to go yet. No, no, but this is go by really fast, okay? So, just because I watch this, I don't need to tell you about this, okay? I watched the new season of The Apprentice. Uh-huh.

I used to be a big apprentice fan that was young. Really? Yeah, I don't think I've ever seen a single episode. I think for the crack, we should watch all, I think there's like 21 seasons. Okay. Yeah. What else we're going to do?

Um, I don't know. Go out there and meet people. Well, I'm not... Fuck off. You're fired. So the apprentice I don't know what came first The British one came first

Is it? I don't know, okay Point is okay So the British one is Alan Sugar All right And the thing is They always get like A group of people

And if you've been chosen For the apprentice Then you're not a good Business person They don't pick people Who are smart Kind of like Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares

Exactly You don't want a good competent chef Who doesn't freak out All right Yeah I actually listen to a thing The Upshot

That Sports Podcast The guy on that who actually auditioned to be in The Apprentice and he says it's a very tough thing to get into They do like multiple rounds of interviews And they put you all these So many scenarios where they put you in this And then like they basically make you argue with people And they take notes

And if you're not argue If you're not like mental enough You're not screaming, they're like nah If you're kind of like hey guys Let's de-escade situation and not turns into drama Yeah I mean we do want this to be something that people would watch of their own

evolution. Yeah, so they don't like that. Yeah. So the new season of The Apprentice, all right, like always, it's like 12 people, maybe 14, and they're all kind of like,

hey, I'm here not to have fun, I'm here to take over. Like, I'm a money machine. Anywhere I go, I make money. Yeah. And one girl's like, you know, I'm a mom and an influencer. No, I'm a mom and an entrepreneur.

I'm a mumfif, mumpefineur. entrepreneur it was a stupid word alright oh okay sorry I couldn't say the stupid word

properly a montrepreneur is that what she says say it again Montrepreneur like why do you get it right the first time because it's just putting two words together

no you definitely this is some kind of scam here I hired her to be on the show because I knew you'd watch it and said the word wrong it cost me 12 grand and two years of my life but boy it was worth it

oh you fell for a hook line and sinker oh I'm not happy with this now I'm raging right now I'm not going to talk about it for this there there yeah talking with something else then you

talking with Spider-Man's only you fuck you quite know about that as well yeah so the Montreal yeah that woman Okay, that bitch. I hate her now.

Dumb cunt. Smelly key bag. So they get all these people, okay, and they give them tasks. Right. And I remember the tasks being a lot more like business tasks back in the day. These are pretty stupid. So the first task, first episode, right? You got to start off big.

And the task is just go to Malta and buy some stuff. Huh. So Alan Sugar gives him a list. of things to buy. Send them to Malta. Yeah. Already? That's pretty sweet.

It's the big opening, all right? So, send them Malta, and you've got to buy stuff. It's all, you got to buy the octopus head, and you got, you know, it's like a crazy list of stuff, all right? Right, right. And you got to budget, and you got to go within budget or under, preferably, all right? Right. And it's just, but it's not that entertaining. It's like, you know, you got to buy a green statue of a shepherd's boy, and they go to buy it from some guy, like, can you do it for cheaper?

No. Oh. Oh, fuck. Can we just pay the price there? No, now you've got to pay more. You've pissed me off now. You've got to pay double now. Yeah.

Oh, all right. I'll tell you what, I'll give it for cheaper if you can say the word Montrepreneur. Oh, fuck. You're in this. It's like the game. It's a game, con. They want me to say a stupid fucking word like a retard.

But I can't do it. So it's just them going around. And they break up at the start, boys versus girls, all right? Oh, yes. And I think the girls win that round, right? But, yooka shopping. Bitches be shopping. That's what's going on.

Jack, the bitches be sparing the money. But under budget? How the bitch is going to be under budget, dog? They secret. Come on, man. It's Alan Sugar. It's a new creative direction. He's going in.

Midlife crisis and he's 70s. But that was it. I thought it had to go back then. sell the items some, but I just buy some items, the end. Okay. Second episode, more my style, they go to a comic book shop

and they have to design a comic book and sell it to like a publisher. Oh, yeah. Again, not really a business thing, it's more like a creative thing. Well, I'm supposed to selling, you're pitching it to like a publishing company, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Coming up with an idea and pitching it and selling it. I'm going to put you on the spot and this is not fair, okay. So I tell you you gotta think of a character to pitch like a comic book character anything you want to write

you got to pitch it to we're going to be talking to you know I think I'm trying to get a penguin publishing and you need a comic book character go okay

comic book character let me say what's what's hit with the caves I don't know fuck yeah it's pretty hard it is isn't it

yeah and you got 24 hours to do this get drawn up, hire an artist get drawn up, okay, and then go to the company. Alright. So the first team, they go with Benji. Benji. Yeah.

Future boy. This is another one? No, same one. Oh, Benji the future boy. Of course. It wouldn't just be Benji on his own. Okay. Yeah, it's Benji the future boy, and he's a young boy from the future. He comes back to our time, okay? And he's the hero of tomorrow.

No. He's the hero of tomorrow. today. There. I only got that right first time, but you were looking at me. You're freaking me out here. Actually, I thought of a comic book character. It's Grammar boy.

He can say any word correctly the first time. He's a superhero. Some moments getting attacked. It's sexual assault, not schmectual assault. Yeah.

So that's it. And then it's just like a call for character. What can he do? Flies around. Okay. That's it really, you know. So he's from the future? Yeah.

So he can time travel? No. It seems like he had one shot. Right. And he used that up, all right? And now he's just here and he flies around. I was just a bit man. But it's funny.

Benji the bin man from the future. He knows what you're going to throw out next week. Yeah. He knows it's going to be your time of the month next week

because you can see all the bloody maxi pads in the bin. Oh, they start going the compost, Carol. Come on now.

This is general waste. Well, it's funny, that's the winner. Right. Benji, okay? The loser is

MC Gog. MC Gog. Yeah, yeah. So the last one was a boy. So a human boy, okay?

MC Gog. is a round circle who wraps Okay So he's a round circle Imagine it's like Ask a simpleton to draw Like a, you know Like a circle

With eyes, okay Okay He's got shades on And it wraps Why is it a circle? Don't know Okay Because he's like

Does it have legs or anything Yeah Okay He's a circle body His legs and arms Now is it a solid circle Or does he have a hole In it like a polo mint

No solid circle. No holes. Okay. Right. Yeah. And then he wraps, but because it's a comic book, like, you know, you'd have to read the rap. It's terrible. Yeah. Yeah. And that was the women's idea. Well, yeah.

Okay. Well, actually, I tell a lie, they've stopped segregating the groups this stage. Now it's like men and women, okay? But I hope they learn their lesson. Actually, I think it genuinely was the Mumflin, the Mumflin, the Mumflin, Madeline Mumford, what's it is? The Mumf and the, the muff, the muff, the muff,

the mah, all right, yeah. The entrepreneur. That was her, yeah, that was her idea. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, God, I hate speaking. It's okay, well, you know. I was trying to have that. This is a struggle, I tell you.

I was never this bad. I used to be quite elegant. It was like a Stephen Frye. Yeah, yeah. You gay. It's the taco chips, man. That's what happened. You've got taco chips.

chips stuck in your diaphragm. And, uh, yeah. All right. So yeah. So, and then the next episode after that, real quick, almost done, was plane travel. Okay. Where they got to come up with, like, a kind of idea for, um, a new marketing campaign for, like, the, the planes, okay? And one of them goes, it's for business people only. Right. And your one goes, it's for party people only. Oh. Yeah. So one's very professional. Okay. Nice, uh, a bit, so they even have to dress how the flight attendant dresses.

They have to design how the costume for the flight attendants. And they put one, the women for business one, it's like almost too much. It's like, like basically completely covered. Okay. Yeah, like a hijab, you know. Right, okay. Yeah, it's, um.

I mean, because I think the, the way Air Hostess is dressed now is kind of perfect for like, you know, you know, business class. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like a suit, but it's a little bit, you know. Yeah. Well, the other one is called. They called it, I think it's called like, plain pop. Okay.

Plain pop. Right. All right. And it's like party. Yeah. So the girl, the flight attendant, not sound like a prude, okay? Flight attendant is showing way too much skin. Oh.

Yeah. It's like, I'd feel like making a woman dress like that, I'd feel like Harvey Weinstein, okay? Because literally it's like a little short thing, okay? Yeah. And, you know, the thing is like show, you show off a little cleavage. Yeah. And for a party environment, that's asking for trouble. I mean, if you're drinking.

Having English guys in a plane, all right, love, I respect your uniform, and I think you look lovely today. All right, love, yeah, yeah. I think you're dressing all that because you value yourself as a beautiful woman and you're not doing it for validation from me, which is great. I'll tell you what, you drop something,

I'll pick up because you bend down, I'll see your cleavage and you wouldn't like that, would it? No, that would be disrespectful, wouldn't it, my dear? Yeah, so she's too sexy, anyway, all right? And do they have like models and stuff? No. Oh. It's just a dummy. Just a mannequin with big

tits. And also the plain pop name don't like because pop makes it sound like the plane's going to pop. Yes, that's true. You don't want that. Yeah, yeah. So the business one wins that round. I will keep watching this. Oh, I forgot an episode. Because it's still memorable, right?

They did a gym episode where they had to go to a gym expedition? A gym expo. Yeah. All right. A gym convention. And they have to...

I tell you, I didn't realize how big these gym conventions were. They got like some big one in London. It's like massive. I mean, gym life is a whole, you know, I've heard. Never been in one, but, uh, you know. I'm scared going. I thought it was a strip club.

I was throwing money at the lads. Yeah, come on, baby. Shake that. Is there a private room? Yeah. Disabled toilet. So that one, they have to basically, this is more why I take of the apprentice. So they get money to buy equipment, then I have to go to another convention and sell that equipment.

Okay. So you have to have the money to start from buying equipment, taking out of that, and you have to earn that back by selling equipment. You get me. And preferably more. You want to make a profit. This is why you're better business than me. And then we give you all the charity, right?

Sharing is caring, Mr. Sugar. So one team They decide to buy home sauna kits Okay Which is very expensive And very big And elaborate It's a difficult thing

To have a sauna in your gaff Also they're not big enough That's the thing They're like basically You know like those festival toilets Yeah Yeah Basically like a coffin that you're sweating

Yeah exactly It's also a toilet So So it's like It's big It's glass it's expensive, so you're going to have to sell a lot to make your money back, to make your nut back, right?

Where the other team, they get some cheaper, it's a home spray-on tan thing, which is, I don't think people like to get these spraying on tan, a number of reasons. I think people like to be very exact with their tan, you know? Yeah, I mean, fake tan is... Oh, I know that people want to rub it with their hands.

Yeah, right, right, right. Where this is literally like, you need someone else to hold it, all right, you go, all right, love... Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's, you can't, direct it properly, you know, hitting the dog, you know. Just like flinging a tin of paint on someone.

There you go, love. Yeah, it's not exactly even. Yeah, yeah. And also, there's no, like, professionals doing this. So the team from your apprentice, they buy this spray tan thing, okay? Then it's just them doing it. Oh.

So it's not like, so it's just a, you know, some guy who's like, yeah, I did business for six years in London, okay? So, I love you. I'll be your spray man. All right. I'll spray you. I take your clothes off here. Oh, sweet.

Maybe if I spray something else, you wouldn't mind that, would you? It's like a big Willie. I'm great with the customers, oh, you is. It's all about the banter, making them feel comfortable. Now you look like a black fella. Jesus, you're looking at the size of your heart. I'm going to need to bring a fucking extra tin of paint with me. Fucking hell.

So I forget how long the apprentice goes. I think it's like 10 weeks. Okay. So, why good memories watching The Apprentice when I was younger. I remember, like, you know, back when I was in school, you know, all the other kids would be going out of parties and stuff and going out to make out points. Like, nah, I got, sugar's got in for a little guy. I got, I'm building my empire, you know? I'm learning about business, yeah.

I proper fell in love at one of the girls in the show. Louisa Zisman. Okay. You know her? I don't. Oh, a very beautiful girl. Yeah. I think now she's like a racist or dead

Or one of those are disabled Or one of those things, okay But she was very beautiful back in the day, you know? She used to go to Sex Parties, Russell Brande. Oh! Yeah, so you know she's a good judge of character. Yeah, yeah, she held them down for him, you know? She had the upper body strength.

No, no, no, no. This is a free one. You keep... I don't care. I think I give a fuck. So that's basically the end. This is a free one, James. You can't say that Russell Brand is a bad person.

You're going to ruin it for me. I want to be and get him to the Greek too, right? I can be Jonah Hill's character, all right? You're ruining it from me. I'll be Diddy. Yeah? You can't run for me. I'm a black man.

That's a funny movie. It is a funny movie. He's very funny, in it. And Colomini. Colomini and Diddy. That should have been the main stars. I would love a spin-off. Whereas Colomini and Diddy, you know?

And you know, it's to go to a road trip around Kerry. Jesus. She'll be partying in the gas, like this all the time, yeah. You have to go around the World Atlantic Way together, yeah. And they have lots of fun. So like the trip, but with Diddy and Colomini. But yeah, the idea with the man in the box, do you? Yeah, Biggie was in a box. I killed them motherfuggy out.

Do you like the Roger Moore, do you, Roger Moore? Oh, one last thing. So there's loads of ads at the moment. a thing called Crime World which is a new podcast but I think figure her name now but it's like all the crime people you know it's a whole industry of people like derive of crime for like Sunday

Herald and all that you know and they love make their nicknames you know like you know Mr. Hansy and Mr. Flashy and Mr. Kill Kunt with Godman Mr. Shooty Shooty, Mr. Brian the Pito what? What? What?

Mr. Brian the Pito is my father's day. just call me Brian the Knobts like you yeah so it's basically they've really leaned into it now it's a podcast of a crime

and it's like every day is new crime and they kind of blew their ward because they start off with the Kinahins and all that all right and now it's like the regency shooting all that that was very like cinematic for a Dublin

like they're dressed as cops and there's a guy dressed as a woman they break into a boxing way in they should be like very you know elaborate audacious you know but they've done all that now it's just like an old lady didn't pay her TV license sick yeah I was talk

with Syl Fox an episode the comedian yeah yeah what was the thing? Remember him so Sil Fox I think at the time he was like 80 something years old right right and he was a I think like a party or a meet and greet for all his fans all right it's like a Sil Fox convention and some woman said he

tickled her vagina oh yeah just a little tickle Mr. Tickle, yeah. Mr. Tickle. The general. Mr. Tickle. The monk. Did he get done?

No, no, because they checked the CTV and he didn't touch her. So now he's suing the state. Oh. Man, he's 93 years old now and he's suing the state. Wouldn't you be arced, you know? Wow. But he's like, he's a...

And I never heard of Silfox with it. Although I actually met him. months. Did you? By met him, I mean... He tickled your vagina. He tickled my boy pussy and I didn't like it. No, I was working a wedding in County Loud. Okay. And I never heard the cunt before, okay? Yeah. And, you know, I'm, I'm, be honest, I'm not in a good job. So I'm like, oh, what do I do? I'm getting mixed up here. Heineken and Zero. Hineken and the Guinness. What's the difference? A glass of water. How do I pour that?

So I'm like panicking about this, all right? And then I've done the best man. It's like, and we brought someone extra special here today. You know, you're a favourite comedian? And I perked up like, really? Guys. Oh, you don't know how much this means today. Oh, nice, yeah.

How did you know? Probably fan the podcast, yeah? I'll call up James. I'll get him down. No need, brother. I'm already here. I'm in the car park, fishing cigarette butts out of the drain pipe. So I'm ready to go.

And they go, your favorite comedian, Sil Fox. All right? And Syl Fox comes on. And did everyone go fucking mental? Yeah, yeah. Oh my God. It was like Oasis, you know? Like they're going crazy over, right?

Not the bride. She seemed pretty depressed. But yeah, but everyone else is going crazy. It's not about her. Give her a little tickle and cheered her up, you know? It's not about her, okay? It's about Sil Fox, okay? And he did some jokes and they were more kind of like long stories,

you know, kind of like owl tales. Like, hey, there's a fellow driving there, he saw the Pope and he said ah jeez what's the Pope doing here oh big your party and then the Pope got in the car and driving along and then you know

they saw who's this there was big elephant so the elephant got in the car as well and something happened I don't know the ending I'm no still fox the elephant

molested a child and the Pope moved him to a different parish zoo that's offensive that's why you're no still fox sorry you're right

no matter how many people you tickle but the point is he didn't do it all right he didn't do it and on the podcast by Still Fox there were both there was two people

and they were both like now younger people in all the TikTok generation they wouldn't know Sil Fox but our generation we love Sil Fox I'm in my mid-30s I've never heard of Sil Fox

I don't know who that is Brendan Grace didn't even know who Sil Fox was you know what I mean the Dunn't believe modes are like Sil Fox that's for your granny he was born in the 30s man

yeah yeah he was Hitler's favorite to me yeah I just loves a scene of fox Come to my wedding A few Jewish fellas driving along with an elephant

So what else What are episodes you do now Yeah just I'll tell you one weird thing okay I swear to God They're sponsored by chicken fillet rolls Just as a concept By Centra

Right concept So it's like crime world sponsored by Centra So it's like you know And they never never found her body. You look for something tasty with lots of protein. Try a chicken fillet roll from Centra. Jeez, it's lovely.

You know what's a real crime? When somebody makes a bad chicken fillet roll? Oh, that's the crime worst of all. Worse than Pito's, if you ask me. Having a Romanian make you a chicken fillet roll. What the fuck is this country turned into? Come to Centro, we don't let any of that shit happen, all right? And he went back to Larry Murphy.

Who's back in the news. Mr. Tickle, the original Mr. Tickle, Larry Murphy, yeah. He's back in the news. Oh, man, what's he had that? Seeing the new episode of The Apprentice. No, so, by the way, he's having a great life, Larry Murphy. He's in London, and he's got a nice job and loads of friends and all that. They all love him.

He's the toast of London. No, points is okay, so they're actually digging for two boxes. he's near his house. Ah. And it's believed I killed two people. Yeah.

They've never actually got him on murder but they think he's killed a few, right? Yeah, yeah. They've never got.

I think at one stage he was like, I killed him and the guards were like, what do we do? Give him more money, I suppose, yeah. Send him to Amsterdam.

I'm sure he won't get up to anything bad there. Yeah, so all he did, I think was... Not all he did. He is the most famous rapist in Ireland. Like,

he is though he's like a meme before he was like the rape meme he was years ago you know yeah he was like it was always the joke's like should I get Larry Murphy to babysit what that's funny for you

it was Phil Fox wouldn't do a joke like that no he just raped them what the fuck sorry what this is he's suing the state here oh come at me bro what are you gonna take well I tell you go after James I disavow you

okay like I pretend like I like you, right? But Syl Fox gets between us. I'm like, yeah, it's Salem and Brian fucking tickle each other. Yeah, you're real Peter, you know, denying me as the cock crows three times. I'll never deny James.

Yeah. Anyway. Yeah. Larry Murphy and Syl Fox, innocent. That's my take there. All right. And who's provided me with more laughter? Oh, I couldn't possibly choose.

Oh, speaking of local news, all right? So you know the way there's the Gucci gang and Mr. Flashy? I've heard of them, yeah. Well, they're gone now. Oh, okay. Yeah, the new crime boss around here who you have to pay your Jews to, okay, is the salmon. The salmon. Yeah.

Salmon of knowledge. Well, it's funny because on the podcast, keep calling him salmon. You just think of salmon from Hardy Books? They have to address the fact. Come on. His name is actually Salmon. It's like Mark Salmon, okay? Okay.

So what's salmon up to now? Salmon's done this. He's a very clever moving shaker here. And salmon, he has a very clever moving shaker here. And salmon, he has. acts like the nice guy now if you piss him off He's on tour with three bucks

left He's the criminal mastermind The whole thing So apparently salmon was like The money guy For all these gangs, okay? Like Ozark in the way Right

So he'd be like helping the money Go through like barber shops So he really He did know a lot of stuff So salmon of knowledge Just works so well This is what you should And I shut you down at first

Yeah Like salmon now is like I'm not familiar with that story Yeah Yeah But yeah So they basically all went under, right? And he had no criminal record.

He was clean, Samming. So he just took over. And apparently he seems like Mr. Nice guy, okay? He wears like sweaters and he's like, let me help this old lady cross the road. Right. Hello, officer, doing a good job, aren't you? I think you're not being paid enough.

Oh, I'll tell you now. But then if you like, you don't pay him as Jews, he gets a bit angry. Okay. And what happens then? It sends you a letter. Oh, Jesus Christ. Sick, fuck. Way of frowny face.

he leaves you a bad Yelp review for your local business we mail a loan shark one time not going details here oh yeah we did yeah he seemed nice I remember thinking I might just borrow some money off him not pay just to see what happens yeah he wouldn't hurt me I'm so charming well he was a bit of a he was a bit of a pip squeak a little scrawny but I think he hires guys

to do the rough and tumble stuff you know yeah he's like the professor you know he sits in the back yeah yeah I'll listen to more crime world There's some funny stuff in it now But again some of the crime is like You didn't have to go about this Like one's about some lady, okay

Who like she fell over Now she's suing the council okay Because you know the road was crooked Or ever okay But like She's defending herself Oh So she's like yeah

That's kind of funny It's a fucking Mickey Mouse operation Oh this is like Mickey I'm not familiar with it This is not due to the Disney Corporation. Uh, what? You're bleeding teeth. Yeah, I don't know.

I would like to call to the style Mr. Michael Azna. I really don't know why I'm here. Yeah, shut your fucking meal, Roy. I fell over, Roy, and make knickers with you. Whoa, let's that get racist here, madam. I said knickers.

Open your bloody ears. Your big Mickey Mouse ears, your stupid good shit. Apparently, like, she can't read it right. either, you know, and just being very belligerent to the judge, you know. I'm kind of like, does this need a podcast about, you know? Because it is literally, it's for guys like me, like, ha, stupid woman.

I win. That's the whole working class we're always like, aren't they? Yeah, always looking for a handout. Yeah, so I don't know how good I feel about it. A bit exploitative, you know, yeah. Oh, fucker. Speaking of crime, one last thing. The monk is, uh, James Moran went to see the monk,

the play. Oh, the play. Rex Ryan. Yeah. Jerry Ryan's son. Is that right? Yeah. Sister of a...

No, he's not a sister. He's a... He's a... Brother. ...of a sister. That's how it works. Yes. No, the daughter.

Yes. But he... No, he's the brother to the sister. Oh. Who is also the daughter. Oh, this is so confusing. A lad I know went to see the play and the rail monk was in the audience.

He gets up at the end, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Someone says, my ears are burning. Wow. Oh, he gets up at the end of show. Well, this one, I think the premiere he thought about it. Yeah, so I think that's... What did they say the play was like?

Because I heard the play wasn't good. He didn't really say, he just said it was surreal to be sitting... Because he was sitting close to him so he could see the monk while watching the monk's story. Why is it not meant to be good? I thought it about Toby Shill, you know, monk to detective.

It's the jungle out there. Jesus, we have to be washing me hands, right? Because fucking it's full of filthy bastards yeah what's smelly conced a lot of yeah so I heard the play

just him being like you know I feel bad we had to do it well feel bad the duality it's like a one man show I think yeah he's like oh the duality yeah

and then you know everyone's like well it was his dad died of cocaine so he got a clap very funny I bet you the monk probably sold Jerry Ryan the Coke killed him you know

yeah I told you my solicitor is big Jerry Ryan fan Jerry Ryan was very entertaining he was a good radio presenter you know he was very in your he was our Howard Stern that's pretty sad it's true you know that's sad

you know well why you think you're better than Jerry Ryan do you I'm alive well you got on there that's right yeah I win and I'll never die