Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 285 : Murdoched

Episode Date: March 23, 2026

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no matter how bad the world gets and it's going to get very bad oh yes like really bad really is like you were saying earlier like if you were getting bummed on the street your lucky one

I did say that but I've been saying that for years with no like context or anything you just screamed down the bus and I agree with you but I'll tell you what no matter how bad it's going to get in the world you'll also have Brian and James

with you right yeah until one of us dies which could be soon actually probably soon yeah We're both doing very badly Yeah, yeah I got my testicles Oh, what about them?

Well, at the moment they're grand But they could go any minute They could Yeah, like a ticking bomb I'm getting my surgery I got a date for Oh, did you, when? 13th of April

13th of April That's not too far away at all No, it's about a month away Jesus Yeah And I could die in the operating table Which is funny That could be a laugh

Well That's a pretty good way to go though I think Countback from 10 That's like Joan Rivers Yeah She died. I always said you're like the Joan Rivers of Ireland. Thank you. And there you go, yeah.

Obama's gay. Husbands of me. Jesus. And then you said you're going to be out commission for a while, aren't you? Yeah, I mean. So no podcast. No, at least. So actually I lied there. Like, no matter what, those of Brian James.

You're like, actually, I quit. I don't quit. I just, you can still do it without me, have guests on or... What about some... You know, those guys on the Louis Treas? Peru documentary. We've got all these women on. They're like, you're fucking stupid.

Yeah, yeah. I could do that, yeah? Yeah, what's the capital of Iran? Yeah. Ah, Czechoslovakia? You dumb bitch. Now suck my dick. And they get paid millions for that.

Good. What a world we've created for ourselves. Yeah, I could do that. I don't think, if you're honestly, I'll probably pause the podcast. I don't want to record someone else. It wouldn't be the same. It's like if my wife died. Yeah.

And I get someone else. I won't be out of action for that long, I don't think. Ah, you will be, yeah. But, I don't know, we probably shouldn't do videos because they'll have big bandage and I'll be all scar. Oh, well, yeah? Yeah, yeah. I look like a real freak, you know. That could be get people's attention.

Maybe. Lean into it. Show off your scars. I could do. I have, I do have a big scar from, but it's pretty faded now. And what are they doing exactly now? You told me, but wasn't this thing. So basically, they're going into my inner ear and removing, uh,

it's not a tumour necessarily but it's tumour-esque it's tumour in nature it's like a collection of dead cells Wait you're getting it on the 15th is it 13th and when's Easter this year I have no idea because they're releasing two new episodes

of Doctor Who and by new I mean discovered episodes okay so these episodes been gone for 61 years they found them eventually the William Hartner so you might be able to get to see them before you I guess I was done talking before you pass away no it's connected Oh fuck it

Who cares I don't care Yeah drink some hyniquins I'm drinking them Yeah I think we shall We shall a big blowout Before you know You go away

Yeah Yeah Go meet my maker The only thing That would annoy me About dying now Is The wake

Because Why It's an open coffin I'll be lying down So on my neck fat Will I be You know Leaving a fat

corpse behind where like it's all lying down is not a good luck for me. All the people that, you know, I've known throughout my life will walk past, take one look at me and think, ah, probably, he's probably better off. It's not like he was getting better from. I mean, Jesus Christ. No, they can fix you up.

Can they? They'll yassify you. That's what poor go do, you know? Big fake lips, you know, you're naked, you give you a big fake cock as well. A jazzle? Yeah. You give me a vajazzle? Whatever happened to vajal? They kind of fell a favour. Too many women? got toxic shock syndrome from them.

I've heard... Partly gluing cheap plastic to your fanny lips isn't hygienic. Who would have guessed that? Anyway. Well, look, anyway, so when do you think you be back recording again?

It'll probably be a month, I'd say. So all of a month of not recording. Yeah. What am I going to do with myself? I think it'll be good for you. It might actually be good to have a recharge, you know? Yeah, yeah.

I'll come back a completely different person. You know, I'll hate Doctor Who. And you'll come back, you might see God. That would be nice. It might change completely as well. It doesn't happen sometimes where they do a surgeon a woman, she becomes French? I've heard that happening. Yeah.

But only to French women. So it's not the miracle they claim it to be, really, is it? Sack le Bleu. That'd be good. Now, if I have like a near-death experience, like flatline. You see Angel Gabriel. And then they bring me back. And I say, guess what, guys?

God, he said I'm doing everything just right. More racist voices. More misogyny. Keep it going. The BJ boys want it. Make it more Chinese. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, yes, I can do that for you. My rod is heavier. Hey, it's what God wants. You think you're better than God? I'm doing what God tells me. I am his servant. I am his sword and his staff. Anyway.

Anyway, okay, well, look, before that, we'll have a few more recording dates in between then, right? So, yeah, that's good. Hey, well, you know what? If you kind of miss us in the break, you could always go to the Patreon. There's over 200 episodes of content there. It's a great bargain, I'd say, now.

For what? Like, a 12 cents, I think. Yeah, yeah. I had to lower it. It was too expensive. Well, speaking of Patreon, all right? Yeah. We were talking about this new TV show I've been watching called Neighbors.

It's HBO, and it's basically real simple. It is, look at these American people, aren't they mental? It's a documentary series. Yeah, and that's it, simple, okay? It's about neighbors having very minor disputes and interview both sides. And I was getting James to be like the judge, but some of these people are so mental. it's like, yeah, it's pretty obvious.

Kill them both. That's what I say. Give me a brick. I wouldn't even waste. I wouldn't waste the lethal injection on them. That's a waste of chemicals. Give me a brick and a hacksaw. I'll live stream it on kick, you know?

Get H.S. Tiki. Talk to me out, yeah, match him up, bro. A pair of buttie boys in it. Well, I'd give you an example of one these stories, all right? Okay. So this is more of a simple one. now. We'll do this one actually, yeah.

This is kind of simple, okay? So it's about a wall. So this is a very affluent area in America, I think like Washington, okay? Okay. And this woman wants to build walls all around her property. Pretty high walls. You can't see in at all.

Right. And there's a guy next door who hates these walls. He says they block light, they look ugly. He keeps saying they're cartel walls. Cartel wall Yeah he's like a wall there It's like something from the cartel That's a cartel wall right there

And he actually is on the media Like on the newspapers Daily Mail get involved Yeah my neighbour's in cartel wall She's got a cartel wall And this old fella He's one of the Grand Masons Is that what they're called

Oh wow Yeah he's like friends with like Reagan And George Bush Damn Senior where was friends With like the Bushes and all that Right right Back when that meant something

Yeah I think he used to be a congressman or something, but we're retired now, all right? And the whole time you're like, this fucking dickhead, like, build a wall. Like, who, like, who cares? So he's the guy that's given out of at the wall?

Yeah, for once, okay, he's like, doesn't want to build a wall, right? I was like, so this lady wants to build a wall and she's like, look, I just don't feel safe. There's people around. I just want to build a wall, so I feel safe in my property. And that shouldn't get in your way at all.

Okay. And the guy's, like, going around, trying to get basically ratting out to the local government because they're measuring it and it goes it's like an inch

over the regulated amount right, okay they're like, oh what a nitpicky cunt, all right. Then we talk this woman and I thought it was a woman all right,

I tell you, egg on my face. It turns out she's wearing You're lucky it's just egg let me tell you. No, no, it turns out she's wearing a skin suit. She's not actually human.

What? She's an interdimensional being who wears a skin suit to portray the role of a human woman. I see. Yeah. So she's actually traveling across the universe and she's decided to be in disform at the moment, all right? And she wants to build a wall to stop dark evil getting into her house. Right. And she shows her husband, okay?

Her husband is literally a grey. You know those like old-timey aliens? Oh, wow. The grey aliens, the big black eyes. Yeah, that's her husband. Wow. So who's the right? So.

And eventually, um, not even international being can defeat the rules of the county council, you know? Yeah, exactly. Yes. The ultimate force, you know?

I'm going to go to the Galactic Federation of Glip Glorpazion. They're like, we can't defeat them. The ordnance survey map. We try to defeat them, but they have the backing of Israel. so we can't do anything. Glipp nor, flip, nor. Yeah. Interdimensional beings can't make it over a wall.

Is that what she's saying? Yeah, yeah. No interdimensional pedophile vampires can get over this two-foot wall, idiots. So I was like, I guess I'm rooting for the guy who's friends at Reagan, I suppose. I think he's in the right here. Yeah.

Well, he probably met interdimensional, interdimensional beings back in the day and he probably has prejudice against them. You're right, yeah. It's like he's an old... They smell weird. He's like a 33rd degree mason from back of the old times.

So Reagan would have took him to him and Jackie Gleason, take him to Area 51, you know. He's like, hey, want to meet some interdimensional beings? Like, nah, they're annoying. They're loud.

They smell weird. They play their music on the bus. I don't want to go to the interdimensional cook. No, thank you. Okay, this one really got me, okay? This one. And it's, again, so simple.

It's these two neighbors, these two women. There's a fence up. The fence is old. It falls down. Right. And you think, like, oh, sorry about that neighbor. I suppose just build the fence again. Yeah.

That's it, all right? No. This becomes this huge, it's like the straw that broke the camel's back. because these two women, okay, they already hate each other. All right. So one is this really elderly woman, probably near the end, okay?

Yeah. The other one is a woman who's probably in her 60s she's called Miss Ruby Tuesday. Oh. And Miss Ruby Tuesday is filming content. Aha.

In her backyard. Spicy content? Not that spicy, but it's like her walking around the bikini. Right. And the old lady's like, That's disgusting.

Disgusting. Yeah. Disgusting. Yeah. And at first you're like, yeah, you fucking, stop being such a prude. Gerald, she's doing it again.

I thought you said you were going to go have a word with her. Man, Ruby Tuesday is probably the most interesting woman in this documentary series. Okay. So she very... More than the interdimensional being? Yes. Uh-huh. Because she just starts off...

Titch, bro. Big old tinnies, bro. The heavies. So this woman very casual She's like Yeah I came to LA To be an actress And I got into mud wrestling

And I actually fought Andy Kaufman Oh They were like what the hell So she's arrest her Like okay right Yeah And then she talks about doing Like photo shoots and pornography

And even for HBO I surprised They show her center folds Okay Nice And it's her Spreading her ass Really

Like you see full nudity Pulling the cheeks apart. Yeah. I mean, like, you can see, like, her, the shit coming out, you know? Uh-huh. Not exactly, but in my imagination. Yeah, yeah.

But, like... Well, when I entered it into chat GPT images, you know. GROC, yeah. But, like... Grok. They show full nudity, and I was like, oh, wow.

It's like, a surprise you agreed to this, okay? Yeah. But then... Who her? Yeah, the lady, Miss Ruby Tuesday. But then, that's actually not an all right? Because then, it turns out,

she's actually also films something for you, okay? She films surgery videos. So she got a new hip and she filmed the whole thing. Whoa. So you can see the knife going in. Oh, I'm hard already.

Yeah. Get those tits out away. I want to see a new hip. I want to get hip to the skip, baby. So she's filming surgery videos. Wow. I was like, I didn't know it was it. I'm putting it on her only fans.

Well, it's her website. I went to her website. Okay, it's very like, um, like way back, machine. Yeah, yeah. In fact, speaking of old internet, turns out she also went to prison for cyberstalking in like 2001.

How did you, how was that even possible? Early, early internet back then. How? She actually posted videos of her having sex or ex online against his permission. Yeah, against his will. So she went to jail for that. First ever revenge porn.

Essentially, yeah. Oh, this chick's a pioneer. And she has a whole section on her website about the case and about how the judge's ruling was incorrect. Yeah. You know, it's like, that's all bullshit. Oh, that reminds me of something funny. I don't want to derail you, but I'll have you heard of the Afro-Man trial? I've been following that as well.

Yeah, we'll talk about that after, yeah, yeah. An Afro-man, you see his tits as well. Pussy. So this lady's, you're like, whoa, this is a very eccentric woman. Yeah, yeah. Is she still got it? Is she still? I don't want to be mean.

No. You would or you wouldn't? Look, it's a new hip or everything else is new. I'll say that. Splurged on the hip, but you got the rest on a group on. Holy shit.

Hard to know where the hip ends and the titties begin. God damn. And this old lady I actually feel bad for this old lady in a little bit, okay? Because the old lady's like, it's disgusting what she's doing.

Then we find out this old lady is living with two people against her will. Oh. So what happened is, she got a handyman over to fix something, right? And the handyman was like, I might as well live here until I fix it. That's not a thing.

She's like, no, you can't do that. He's like, ah, no, I'll fix it. So he's moved him and his girlfriend in. Oh, my God. Yeah, and man, I was like... That's trespassing. That's highly amigo. She's like, yeah, these people are here.

I don't like them. I don't want them here. It's against me. my will and the lad is like, shut up, bitch. Hey, bitch, let's talking more sandwich. I need a fucking sandwich.

You're like, you're always in a toilet. Come out, I need to use a toilet. Shut up, bitch. I just had a sandwich. I got to dump one out. Make me a new one. Mid shit. And man, these guys look at proper

wasters. They're like, you know, 50-year-old stoner's, you know, with a fish t-shirt, you know? and there's like, yeah, I'll get to it. It's just like a leaky pipe. He's just got like one turn of the wrench and it's fixed. But he's been living there for three years. That's insane.

Why did she not call the cops? You're also like, okay, there's a bigger issue here. That woman over there is being sexy while this couple is like stealing all her ham in the fridge. robber or perkinsets and all just replacing them with tic tacks oh my arthritis is flaring up something terrible

and instead of dealing with these intruders she's fully focused on Miss Ruby Tuesday yeah I like do the documentary guys not be like hey I actually

in an interview with the guys they're saying that they actually kind of want to like morally they want to set up some kind of like fun or like to do something like honestly yeah

I like I was kind of of like, oh, some old bitch nagging, some, you know, bikini model. It's like, oh, this woman's been taking advantage of, like, somebody help her, please. It is interesting how, like, we project our problems or other things, you know? Yeah, yeah. It's like, you know, your life's going to shit and, like, you know, whose fault it is, yeah. It's Tom Hanks, that's it. Yeah.

Tom Hanks. Tom Hanks, Jacks off to Hip Surgery videos of Little Kids. Yeah. Well, if I'm not, if I'm lying, how. Come he hasn't sued me yet. Exactly. And then, okay, we find out the old lady has a gun, all right?

They all have a gun. By the way, the guy's also, documentary guy saying like they cut out, basically every single person have talked about, okay? Yeah. They all have guns and show after guns, and they're left out becoming too repetitive. Sure.

Yeah, just like, then me like, look at this. Yeah. Oh, the weight. They love guns over there. And also, like, it's not a direct threat, but all these people are like proper, like, yeah, oh, the second she pushes me off. Oh, yeah. They're all just itching for it. Like, they just want that moment of power, dirty Harry moments.

Like, there was that actual Netflix documentary, like, the bad or the good neighbor. Just like, similar thing, this old annoying bitch just was, like, living in an area. And, like, there was kids in the neighborhood all was running around playing. right in front of her house and she'd always be giving out, giving out and like, you know, she kind of get physical with the kids, so the mother of one of the kids went over and then the woman

shot her like five times. Like, fuck, yeah. It's crazy. Like, yeah, yeah. That's what you're kind of expecting in this documentary series. Like, I do really want to follow up some of these stories because I feel like a week later, someone's dead in all these stories.

It'd be very funny if like every single one of them like just a week after filming just ended in gun violence. Yeah. And then there's a documentary after the HBO Netflix, the HBO Neighbors, Murder's, all right? And it's the guys, you know, two guys,

and they're like, yeah, we did it. We pushed them on purpose, just for fun and games, shits and giggles. Darwinism, baby, survival of the fittest. They actually get involved in this one because the one stage, the old lady goes to, like, I think like a Wendy's, and starts choking on, like, some chicken. Oh, no, we have to be completely impartial.

If she chokes on the chicken wing, you know, we can't intervene. There's a funny bit where, I forget who now, one of them hires a private investigator. I think it's the Ruby Tuesday one. Hires it. Oh, that's it, yeah.

And then, like, he does, what do you call it, where do you surprise someone with, like a summons? Is that, yeah? Subpoena. Yeah, yeah. You've been served. So I think Ruby Tuesday gets someone to give the old one a subpoena that right right but it's funny because i think

the old ones in like a wendy's and ruby tuesday is like on a in a waffle house you're just like this the road okay and they're both they're both calling the cops on each other and then it just ends it's like there's no resolution at all in these things it's just like the story never ends

you know i mean i think how did it even start like a fence or something is that what you said that's how you feel watching this yeah it's like wait what the fence fell down yeah like i think the ladies being a bit too pedantic and annoying Ruby Tuesday.

She's got folks another problem. Yeah, she really has been taken advantage of and I have a lot of sympathy for her and quite frankly that's the first time that that's happened in all of the stories No, ever. Your whole life. Maybe an old woman is a person with feelings

and oh dude I'm like having an epiphany here. I don't like it. I don't like it. I better keep drinking. to escape this feeling. Oh, I actually forgot about one because it's a very minor one, but this one I was a little bit confused by, so I went on Reddit and I was surprised by people's opinions on this, okay?

So there's this guy who is, again, I'll just say he's a big fat guy, all right? A lot of big fat guys. Good, we're getting representation. Big fat, white guy, all right? That's important, he's white, okay? So I don't know what to think about this one, okay? So he's a big fat white guy, okay? beside these two very elderly black people, okay?

This old couple. I'm talking like, you know, 80s maybe? Yeah, yeah. Like Zimmerframe level, okay? And he says that they used to be best friends. Right. And they were, he was always around the house, and he used to call her as black mama.

Oh, she probably didn't like that. And he says, one time we're hanging out and she kept making me to say the N-word, and I didn't want to say it. but he says they used to be friends for ages all these pictures of them like hanging out

and it's them being like and he's like whoa what's up he's like throwing up crips gang signs all these

they're in a zimmer frame with an IV drip next to them you know yeah and he just says real casual like but then we just fell out

I don't know what it was we just fell out and they cut to to like this old black up like I never liked that boy

A boy is weird He weird Ain't right Basically yeah He kept calling me the end word And we asked him to stop My black mama beef And you're always like

Wait So they don't actually say what happened in it All right that's a bit weird okay And then we find out that the guy Is like Again he's filming them okay But he's like Yeah they just start complaining a lot

So I started filming them And then he's got like a YouTube channel And they're scrolling Okay, and it's literally just like, My Crazy Neighbor, My Crazy Neighbor, My Crazy Neighbor. Right, right. And there is probably about 200 videos. Wow.

And he says he made one month, I think $2,000 from YouTube. That's pretty good. That's really good for YouTube. It's starting creator, I think that's, like, very hard to get, you know? 100%. It's like Spotify. Like, you have to get a lot of views for that, okay? Hello, in America, it's probably an easy sell.

It's like, white guy with black neighbors. Yeah, crazy black. black woman. Yeah, yeah. So there's definitely a demographic for that.

I was so confused but then he's like real like I want to make up with these guys. I want to you know hand out

the what do you call the fig leaf? Olive brunch. No, I think I'm right. The fig leaf. Yeah, so I want to hand out

the carrot of peace okay. The turnip of Resolution The cabbage of love It's so strange So he's sitting in his like SUV Okay

Right What he does is he's watching the neighbours Okay And he calls up these companies He's like Yeah can you deliver A fruit basket To the house

And just write on it You know Can you do the message Cool Can you write down like Hey it's me Wayne Just want to say

I love you I know It's like such a long message He's like, I know we've had their ups and downs in this crazy world and this crazy time and this crazy country. I want to say, once in the world, no matter what's happened, I'm offering the fig leaf. That's why fig leaf. No, it's fig leaf. I'm almost certain it's fig leaf.

Well, we can agree to disagree. Yes, I want this all included in the message. Fig leaf. But then, like, they cut to, like, the old couple, like, he bought his flowers. Weird. some white people's shit and then he buys them I think like 30 bottles of Corona

Oh The beer obviously Yeah yeah And they're like Okay They're more like weird out by it's an anything It's an unusual Yeah it's a bit strange isn't it

You know It's a lot as well You know what you're trying to say That's not that many You're right yeah From me I'm like you die He gets through it And just drinking two bottles

Would kill you Yeah But he then has like, there are more like weird than anything. You're not like, gee whiz, what a nice young boy. By the way, he's like 40, okay? Yeah. But he then arranged this sit down with the old lady, all right? Right, right.

It's weird. He's like, listen, I want to be friends. I'm not going to take them the videos, by the way. The videos are great. I'm not going to stop filming it. But I want to just get past this, okay? Oh, wow. Yeah, and she's like, nah, I don't trust you.

Yeah. No, come on. I'm going to keep it. filming you against your will, but I think we can still be friends, you know? And then she leaves and he's like, you crazy ass white boy or something. Yeah, yeah. And he drives around and he's so, like, confused by this. He just can't understand why they're like, yeah.

Yeah, where I was, I was kind of laughing at this when on Reddit, they're like, no, this guy is clearly like something of a cycle path or something. I'm saying, yeah. Either he's lying to Austin or he's lying to himself. I don't see what the big deal is. Did we find out what the dispute was? No. No?

No. Which makes me think maybe just. never liked them. Well, first, to be honest, if you're filming them, he's basically created this little web series based on them. He's got... He's making money off of it.

He's got fans and subscribers. Yeah, yeah. Like, they probably get... He's got his own Patreon, so exclusive, where he's got like a backroom cam set up. Oh, Lord, that prune juice gone right through me now. Like and subscribe. Yeah, look,

You wouldn't want some four-year-old fat retard filming you all the time and making money off it. When you're just trying to live your life, you know what I mean? Why, though? What are you heightened? Yeah, it's kind of accountability. Yeah. Yeah, so that's the end of Neighbors.

That's all the episodes I've watched. I think there's one more episode coming next Sunday, I think, and that's it. But I've enjoyed it a lot. Yeah. And even though I, I've told you a lot of the episodes, I think watching it, you're still going to be like,

there's a lot of stuff I've probably left out. Yeah, yeah. It's crazy how, like, in a half hour, there's so much, and then you're like, they'll just throw out, like, yeah, I wrestle Andy Kaufman. You move on, you're like,

what, that could be a whole thing, you know? And yeah, also I filmed myself getting cut open and getting a new hip. But anyway. It takes you on a big journey. Yes. I wonder how many freaks they film

that, like, didn't make it in, you know, we're on the cutting room floor. Yeah. Like, you're just, not stupid or fat or smelly enough for us so... I can change! But that's basically neighbours right there. Recommend it and head over Patreon here about more mental illness.

Yeah, we do a whole episode about it and there are some absolute freaks that we say very horrible things about. But really, who are we to judge? Me? Well, you're right, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can judge, I can't, you know. You're right.

I also have two people living with me. be punching down if you did it, you know, but they're my equals. My betters, most of them. So, uh, well, I tell you, just to change subject completely, all right. I don't want to, you know, go too hard in these guys, okay, but it's

got a little bit offended. You know the Upshot podcast? The, uh, yeah, the sports podcast. Yeah. Talk about like shagging and shagging, really, okay? Um, well, they were talking, they were making fun of hentai. Okay.

What, what gives the right. We have fun on this podcast. That's hate speech. All the grooming gag stuff was hilarious, but this is evil. What I didn't like is okay. Is there like, yeah, like, hen Thai is such a weird thing, you know, it's all like, you know,

Lisa Simpson and Ralph Wiggum. Like, that's not hentai. Okay. That's cartoon porn. Also, those are children, all right? Don't mix down with hentai is a beautiful art for it. What is hentai? Hentai is like anime, but they get naked and have sex with her. Okay, so it's like anime.

porn but of a specific variety like a... Well, no, it's just that it's not like it's not Americanized, okay? And they should get... I emailed them to tell them that. It's Japanese, right? Yes. Yeah, yeah.

And they're making fun of it. Okay. I didn't like that. What they're saying, it's weird if you're jacking off to a cartoon. What? I'm not saying that... You better not be.

I don't say that it is or isn't... Wait, you're gotcha quiet. I feel like you're Louis Turu here. You're right, get... You're going to fuck me over. Go hang out with your friend Jimmy Saville. You're controlled by the Jews,

in you, Cadden. I had a feeling, Brian was going to jack off the head dieporn as soon as I left there. But who was I to judge? Yeah. I'm not saying it's weird or not.

I'm just saying, is that what they said? They said it was weird, yeah. And you don't think that? You think that... No, I'm just saying, get it right. If you're going to criticize it, get a right. Okay.

Because the simple. The Simpsons is a Western thing, all right, and it's property now of Disney. Right. Yeah, so it's, and also, like I said again, Ralph Wiggum is underaged. Yeah. The people in hentoy are of age. Okay. I think.

There are also cartoons, though, so it doesn't really matter, does it? Well, look, I just think, like, it's all fun in games, but you should be accurate. You know, you're going to, you shouldn't. If you're going to disparage a beautiful culture and art form, at least be accurate in your hate speech. Exactly. That's all I ask, okay? Accurate hate speech. That's all I want. Actually, speaking of that...

It'll be much better for it, you know? Speaking of hate speech, all right? I have been following this Joe Kent situation. And you haven't heard about Joe Kent, have you? I've heard the name, but refresh my memory. So Joe Kent, he was one of the heads of national security. So a pretty big, important job. In America?

In America, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Right. Pretty big, important job. He actually, I don't know what, he at one stage was, I think, running for Congress or running for some kind of like political position. And he was very much like a friend of Israel. Right.

And he condemned Nick Funtes. Did Nick Funtes was actually anti-Semitic, if you believe it, okay? Reaching, but all right. Racist, if you believe that, okay. And a gay Mexican, if you believe that, all right? so he was kind of like towing the party line okay trying to be

you know kind of stand a Republican yeah yeah pro life and all that okay but then he came out there a few days ago all right he resigned from his position and I believe from the party itself

and he said he's leaving because of the Iran war right it's not justified it's a war that was fought because of Israel which is one thing all right But then he also said it's the same as the Iraq war, which was also because of Israel. Oh, that's a spicy one now.

Yeah, yeah, okay? And people didn't really take well to that, all right? And in his letter... Which people? No, in his letter, he didn't actually criticize Trump. Okay. He was like, all these people are like, hey, I love Trump. Is it Alex Jones the same way?

They're like, hey, Trump is great. He just got tricked by these people. Yeah, yeah. He's been fooled, bamboozled to go and. to Iran and we have to like Definitely not blackmailed Yeah no no no no This is a little bit

Bruffoddle by all this All right So that's the situation now Of course a lot of people like You know Ben Shapiro is basically like No he's a traitor He doesn't want to go to war You know who also is really pro war

You know what's his name The other Iranian British comedian Umpt uh Didid Jani What's he called he in Omid Dijali Omid Di Jali yeah

He's probably getting that wrong He is, well, look, okay, we tried her best, all right? He is 100% pro-Iran war. Really? And, man, he is lying 100%. It's crazy. So, you know the way, like, America, this is a full fact now, okay? Admitted fact.

America bombed the girls school, killed like 160 girls. Then they double tapped. So it actually went around and blew it up again while the ambulance workers were there. And, like, people trying to get them out of rubble. Jesus. So everyone's saying this, okay? Yeah. And this guy, Nathan Janney, okay, he is like, fully like, no, I don't think Iran did it.

I think that's actually misinformation. False flag. Exactly, yeah. Of all people, I didn't expect him to be like, you know. Why is he so? Ah, look, I don't know. I don't want to speculate. Yeah, yeah.

You know, he's getting, probably getting, you know, trying to be like. I think he's probably into kind of Tink Tank or some kind of party that. Because they live in a fantasy that like regime change is going to happen where they're going to get a new guy. It's going to be grand. Okay, well, really, you just want to bomb the fuck out of it. So Israel just wants to destabilize it, basically. Yeah.

So, they're not powerful. I mean, yeah, so, like, just recently there, like, they bombed some huge, like, oil fields. Like, this is going to have very serious and very immediate repercussions for all of us. Like, I mean, fuel is going up and up and up, and it's only going to get worse.

Probably going to have, like, you know, like energy blackouts and power blackouts. Well, I mean, here under Ticking now, Okay, America's just going to take all the oil for themselves. Yeah. And we're in Ireland, so we'd be like, yeah, great. Yeah, that's good. Just give them more data centers and less oil.

That's all we need. So then we'll have to... We don't have the infrastructure to support all this talk of bringing in, you know, all these data centers. Like, we can't do it. Just turn off the hospital. Oh, okay. Those bums. Crumbling, more like bumbling, a bunch of bums lying up there.

Oh, I've got cancer. Ah, get your pull up, pull your bootstraps up, you lazy cunt. Yeah, no, I like... You just make your own chemo at home. Yeah. It's not that hard.

A bit of lemon juice, a bit of turmeric and nicotine, I've heard. Green tea. Yeah, exactly. You're fine. You're flying. But, so my point is, okay, this guy stepped down, and people are like, what a hero. What a... And you probably taught that as well, didn't you?

Oh, what a great. guy he's standing up for you know he's anti-war and he's standing up to Israel oh yes Andrew yeah that's what I thought about this guy who I didn't know about it's all part of the play oh what an idiot I was

oh no yeah put down your little Joe what I know they call him Joe Bent that's what they call me darling put down your Joe Ken poster all right so what Nick Funtis is saying

all right this is all right this is all the conspiracy the whole thing so what he's saying is JD Vance is shitting himself right now because J.D. Vance wants to be the next president in 2028 and this whole

Iran war kerfuffle is ruining his options because he can't go against the president but he can't really go for the president either because it's going to ruin his reputation Yeah because it's a very unpopular war nobody supports it And it's going to get more unpopular

when his boots on the ground. Yeah, 100%. Like, when American soldiers die for this, like, it's going to be, yeah. I think there was some weird stuff with the soldiers died as well where the plane crashed or like, yeah, just crashed itself. Okay. And

they're probably like lying about, you know, numbers of casualties. Also, I think there was, um... No, your husband just ran off with another woman. He didn't die in war. He ran off with another woman yet. Yeah. Yeah, because he said your fanny was too loose. Hey.

I'm just quoting them. That's Pete Higgis. Also, there was some big, what you call those? Helic carriers? Some big ship anyway, right? Oh, aircraft carrier. Yeah, I think it was like the, you know,

SS Lincoln or SS Jimmy Carter, right? But they... The SS Jimmy Fallon. God bless them all. But they had turned back. They're going out to turn back because I think all the toilets got clogged up. I think the kitchen was

fires. God damn Iranians. We go in, we take big smelly dumps and clogged toilets. Alo, Al-La-l-l-A-Lah! Hello, Akbar! So, is there nothing they won't do? Nothing sacred. So, J.D. Vance is shitting himself, like I said, okay? He doesn't know what to do. So he's been really on the deal at the moment, okay? On the down low, basically not showing his face at all. Yeah. Not trying his best not to become the story.

So he is a plan, all right? He is great friends with Tucker Carlson. In fact, his son, Booker, yeah, Buck Carlson. What's it? Buckley, that's it, yeah, yeah. Oh, really? Yeah. Tucker's son.

Buckley, yeah. Bucley. Named after his brother. Everyone's going to call him Bucker Carlson. Yeah, yeah. So his brother is called Booker Carlson. He named. Buck and Tuck.

Yeah, yeah. Wow. The Buck boys. Sounds like a 2006 comedy. Buck and Tuck and. Took, go to college. It's time for Buck and Took to start to fuck.

Dude, my dick stuck to the pole. It's too cold. Let me just jack off. My semen will heat up the pole enough and you'll be able to pull your wang off of it. The hedge healer is walking past. Oh no.

Oh my God. It's just like some punk pop music playing in the background. all the small small what's my age again what's my age again oh fuck it out

so he works in the office of Jady Vance old Bucker all right yeah Bucker Tee okay Bucker T oh my God that's great so

what does he do for Jady Vance basically probably does not in your photocopying you know it's always wrong Yeah, yeah. Spoke up his ass all the time. He's the photocopy boy, but everything's on email. No one uses paper.

Oh, Mr. Vance, I got the photo copy. Just as bald's 300 times. Hey, good work, Buck. Hey, take the evening off. You earned it. You didn't color this time. You're improving. I'm going to Hooters.

Woo. So about two days before this all kicked off, right, just resignation. It's been reported that Joe Kent has been investigated for leaking. Leaking stories, and he might have been leaking stories

to Tucker Carlson. Ah. Okay? Now, Tucker Carlson separately came out two days ago, and he was like, I am being investigated by the FBI.

I'll probably be in prison by the time you see this. He's not. But he says that the... Evening, I'm here. I'm being investigated because they said my son Buckley's a retard. I'm in prison,

being raped. I'm in prison. Is it? we're being in prison? Have you noticed how many homosexuals in prison? They're all talking about my ass. My sweet little asshole. My sweet little asshole. So

he says he's been reported and he's been investigated for links to, I think, Saudi Arabia and Qatar and all those. He takes a lot of money, and Russia as well. He takes a lot of money going to his accounts from foreign countries. Yeah, yeah. And they're saying that they're paying

him to be like anti-Iran war, anti-Ukraine, all that stuff, okay? So he is basically... Controlled opposition. Exactly, yeah. I'm trying to get him with some kind of money thing, all right? Right. So they're saying that Joe Kent stepped down, so he, to distract from the investigation,

or at least kind of get away from that, all right? Okay, yeah. And he did a deal, and this is true, okay, the day after he stepped down, he had an exclusive interview with Tucker Carlson and made a paywall. Ah, of course. Yeah, and he's going to go on Candace as well. Have you paid for it?

I paid for three times. Good. With your Patreon money. Well, yeah. That's money well spent. I burnt it on DVD. I'm selling it down market. All right there, two euro, two euro for the job.

Tucker Carlson. Strawberry's two euro. Tucker Carlson, two euro. Bargain. Yeah. Sorry, Pat, do you have two euro for a Tucker Garson DVD, please? You need it more than me So he's saying

Okay That the deal is When J.D. Vance runs for president Not if, when, okay? He is going to... He is going to bring Joe Kent into the fold. So he's hoping that Joe Kent stepping down with pressure on Trump

To stop this war. Okay. And then when J.D. Vance runs for office He will bring Joe Kent in to his team all right? And he'd be like, I have this guy here who's anti-Israel and anti-Aran war. So

he, J.D. Vance doesn't have to be 100% against Israel, but he has this guy on his side who is, okay? So a lot of the anti-Israel voters will kind of go towards that. And he's saying that will help him. And it's already being agreed under table. Like, I will hire you again. Okay. And

Peter Thiel and all them, they're all putting their money into J.D. Vance. Because J.D. Vance, he was in the army, CIA. Yeah, yeah, I mean, I think... And Peter Thiel also funds Dasha. From Red Scare. Yeah, all our lovely clothes and our lovely hair. It's all paid by the gay guy.

I could have guessed. I could have guessed. I think J.D. Vance and Peter Thiel go way back. Way, way back. Yeah, yeah. So it's all connected. And every time you think, you know what's going on, you're actually a doofus.

Okay. Well, wouldn't be the first time. That's okay. I mean, yeah, it's hard to know what way it's all going to shake out. It seems like the only way is either retreat, which would look bad. Yeah. Especially with midterms coming up or go harder, boots on the ground. He's trying to get $200 billion.

Yeah. And, you know, just see what happens. They bring back the draft maybe, you know? Get all of the in-sells out of their mom's basement and go over and, you know. Honestly, a lot, guys, it would be, like, fun to see sneak going. the military in the army now you know

yeah sneko and Nick Funtas and all these boys you know like stripes but an alt-right yeah exactly

yeah yeah but we'll keep you update guys on the Iran war situation you come to us first and no one else we'll give you the truth

everyone else is lying to you uh huh your mother your wife your therapist all of them yeah your cancer doctor

your cardiologist cancer's not real no exactly yeah it was made up by the Jews. What? Oh, by the way, Nick Fume-Tales has gone fully anti-Trump now.

He says Trump is Jewish. Okay. And also gay. Well, he is very in bed with Israel. I know who else is gay? The new Ayatollah. Okay. He's gay, apparently.

That's what Trump says. I'm the Gaia-Tola. Apparently, he went to London and tried and cure his gayness, but he just made it worse. Well, that's not the place you want to go. Hell no. I went to the George to cure my gayness I watch some plays on the West End Yeah, I went to Panto to cure my gayness

Oh geez, we're another fucking Hours flying by here That's crazy Well, let's end it, okay, with the Murdoch documentary Because I think I'm a knowledgeable fellow Sure I think I know a few things about a few things, all right?

This new Netflix documented The Murdox There was so much shit I'd never heard of before. Like, for example, let's get jump into it, okay? Rupert Murdoch, his wife

killed an old biddy. Yeah. His wife ran over a woman. It's just like, ow. So do Barbara Bush. Yeah. So does all of them. They all do it. It's funny how you run over someone's like, ow, well, goodbye. Just go back to Australia or America.

He got a parking ticket. Yeah. That's it. Like, you know. Same way we're like the TV license. Like, oh, fucker. Who cares with that? You know, it's like, oh. Go to course that old biddy. second wife who did that right yeah yeah he's had a few wives

I didn't know either that Rupert came from such fabulous origins his lovely house and all the butlers I thought he's like you know real bootstrap story that was the story he tried to sell

that he came from nothing but he's actually a rich game I came from a small home I only had 10 butlers he had a house it had 30 rooms in it and like a bunch of servants yeah his dad was a big like

paper Big newspaper man You had biggest newspaper In fucking Australia Yeah And he took it in a ram with it And got bigger What do you think of a documentary

I'll let you talk It was entertaining I enjoyed it And as you said Very informative Now I don't know Like I never knew anything About his kids

I knew he had kids And they were all kind of vying For the throne See I've read about these kids You know like Locklin and James I believe Yeah

But I kind of When you read about them You don't really pick up On how like Silly these guys are And how kind of Very succession like I mean it was

very like and they mentioned on the documentary several times but it's like I mean that's what initially what they were starting to write the show it was initially just going to be about the Murdox yeah and then they decided you know what we could actually do more if we make it fictional exactly you don't tie yourself

to reality yeah exactly so we meet the casting characters so there's Rupert Murdoch of course we all know him the Patriarch my god this guy just refuses to die yeah and he's still going it's not like he's like hooked in an oxen Oxygen chair.

Oxygen tank. He's a hook to an auction umbrella. He's still going around, okay? And even like at very late age, he's still like getting new wives. I like his Asian wife. Yeah. You know, that's funny. He went over to China and came back with an Asian wife.

Surely that was a honey pot from the Chinese government. No, that's a hundred percent. Love, that's how it is. She just laughs me for me. I mean, when you see that old. man. Oh, it doesn't

matter if he's rich. With a very sexy Chinese woman, like she was seriously hot. Apparently she was

really bully to him as well. Yeah, yeah. Oh, your little penis is small. Oh,

why? Come on. Why? I'm having to be die. Me tickers on the blitz. My assholes

fucking hanging out with me. Oh, come on. I thought it was really funny where the whole thing is like

who's going to be a successor. And he's like in the 80s being like, yeah, you know, probably step down at some stage, you know?

And his kids are all waiting to see who's going to be it. Okay. Denny marries this Asian woman, and she's like, yeah, eat vegetables, work out. Makes them live way longer. How fucking annoying will that be? Yeah. I think they all, all the kids hated her, didn't they? Yeah, yeah, did not trust it.

They're like you, hateful. Well. Oh, it's a honeypot. Oh, Asian women, you can't trust them. Really? What about Asian women? I used to give money to on the internet. Well, you know.

They love me. That's because you tell them your Rupert Murdoch. Oh, Crockley, it's my Rupert Murdo. Yeah. So he starts off in Australia, gets bigger and bigger, and he really, like, really pushing limits of, like, you know, news, okay? He makes it very, like, basically what the news is now. This is very much his, you know,

doing the kind of over the top very sensationalized like he founded Fox News and that whole thing and you want all the other like CNN are slowly gradually morphing into that they're all sort of adopting the more

over the top sensationalized it makes more money it does it sells more it gets butts on seats if it bleeds it leads I told it weird a documentary they mentioned his time in England yeah and they keep mentioning the news the world as if it's like the jewels the crown

like it's just like and the news the world was in fairness to it okay they were breaking a lot of stories yeah now a lot of those stories wore just like the color of Victoria Beckham's underwear or whatever like that but um there's also more frivolous stories as well uh you know like Millie Dowler and all that

but yeah a lot of it was just we're gonna hire a rent boy to trick some gay guy you know and then be like look at this puff literally like there's section called the puffs of pop I was just like literally peers Morgan be like, I reckon he's gay. This is his reckonings,

you know. And I do like the journalist interviewed from News to World are such scumbags. They were just like completely unapologetic. It's a bit of fan, yeah. So we followed her around, you know, she was crying. Oh, it's flinging dog shit at her.

Taking pictures. The headline was like, mental cut, crying in public. Yeah. It's the name of the game, love. Like, they just did not give a shit. Like, everyone talks about, like, TMZ and the American paparazzi. They're kind of pale in comparison to those real gutter press British tabloids. Like, those people are fucking ruthless.

Case in point, news of the world, they got caught hacking the phone of a dead girl. Like, a murdered schoolgirl. They hacked into her phone and started deleting voicemails to free up, like, memory in the phone. You know? Like, just, like, trying to find new. Horrific. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Trying to find nudes and a phone in 2002. Yeah. Yeah. And like, oh, there's so many crazy stories. But anyway, so like, but in the documentary, kind of do it like this, like, that was something respectable there.

Yeah, yeah. He had that in England, you know, something to hang your hat on. And then he did this bad stuff in America with Fox and all that. Yeah, yeah. And he really fucking pushed his look where he became friends at Reagan. And then he got to change all the laws when it comes to, like, starting a new channel. Yeah, yeah.

And, you know, didn't he get rid of that, what's this, rule at one stage we had to be like, somewhat, you know, kind of like non-biased when it comes to news. And there's like, yeah, you had to have like both sides on it. Yeah. A lot of like regulations terms of like how much you could own, how many radio stations and stuff like that.

Like at one stage you couldn't, starting to interrupt there, you couldn't own a newspaper and a TV channel. Yeah. For example. Also, I don't think, like, I think he had to get citizenship, kind of like, table real quick. He got it in like 20 minutes.

Yeah, in order to set up... I'm fucking American. Yeah, yeah. Rocky, land in the free, home of the cant. Yeah. And then let's get onto the sons, all right? Right. So the first son is, and is Lachlan? Well, there's actually an older daughter

from his first wife, but she's kind of like... Your succession, yeah. Conor Roy, you know, she's like disregarded. She doesn't want anything to do with the family business which is the best way to be yeah 100% I don't understand these kids that are like

I'm going to spend my whole life trying to make daddy happy it's like guys you got a lot of fucking money here you're billionaires even like when they lose quotation marks like yeah we got bought out with a trust

and we only got five billion I'm going to be in the soup kitchen next week rubbing shoulders with the hobos and the shit munchers so the whole kind of tension the family is that the second wife

she puts this thing in place where basically they all get one vote in the board or yeah but he gets four votes yeah so yeah so it's it makes it like more kind of like of competition almost to be the family members and they all want to take over essentially you know they all want to be the

one to take the reins Lachlan is kind of exposed like the the Lickar suppose like the first son yeah I imagine the one who's the least personality, unique, he's just more like what Daddy does, that's it. I did notice, like, did you notice

his smile? He had this very weird half smile thing that he did that felt very like, just so fake, completely dead eyes, not even there's no human emotion to take them. All these guys go to, it's funny is, you're like, that's a bit weird. All these guys

do all these courses about how it look normal, okay, and his body language courses and all that. And that's the best they can do. that's like peak yeah like not to name names but when I worked in tealings okay there's some people

who kind of like worked higher up and they apparently did get like training and all that and you could tell straight away like it sounds like in their heads they're like stand hold move hands here enunciate your words

like they're concentrating on so much it really comes off like a bad actor yeah yeah like robotic yeah yeah and again That's what these guys feel. Where's you? Pure charisma.

I'm just me. I don't give a fuck. I'm like H.S. Tiki-Toki. It's about money. Don't give a fuck, brother. I'm living my best life,

in it. I'm not cleaning up mummy. Yeah. I'm shagging birds in my bay are getting loads of money in that, yeah? I've got a six pack and a nine-inch cock

and what? Yeah, it's just like me. Yeah. And then I loved James. I've got a six pack of beer and a nine-inch subway sandwich. All right.

I love James, okay, because James is a little bit more, I suppose he thinks he's cooler to start. Yeah, he's like the black sheep, the rebel, you know. Isn't he like a, didn't you follow some band at one stage? Griffle Dead. Oh, yeah, Griffle Dead, yeah.

And then he, like, set up its own rap studio, but like Moss, he's had like Moss Death. Like a hip-hop label, yeah. Yeah. So he discovered Moe's Death and worked with Eminem at own. it was a pretty like, you know, respectable indie hip-hop label in New York in the 90s. It wasn't nothing. You can kind of

be slightly proud of, you know. Yeah, yeah. Wasn't like complete embarrassment, you know. And then the... But then his dad bought it out from him just to get him back into the family business. Basically, it's such a power movie. No matter how big your company, like, you know, I'm doing pretty well here. Dad just buys it. It's like your lemonade stand. Yeah. Your dad comes along. He's like, here's $20. This is mine.

Come on. and clean the garage. I'm going to piss and a lemonade and make you drink it. I'll teach you something about business. Yeah, yeah. So the son... Piss of this lemonade and sell it in the projects.

To all the hood rats. You, that ain't right, man. Business 101. And then what's the name of the daughter? Elizabeth, yeah. Life gives you lemons. Piss on some black guy. Well, that's Burdock for you.

He's a ruthless individual. It's in his book. And then there's Elizabeth. And she seems like the most screwed on Yeah, competent one. Apparently she's the one to actually Enjoy Succession or least claims to enjoy it. Okay, yeah. Yeah, I think it's pretty funny the way they make fun of people.

Yeah. It's my life and my trauma and my pain and I'm a very wounded individual. But no, it's funny. You turn into a comedy, yeah. Kieran Culkin sends a dick pick. Yeah, that's funny. That's almost like what happened except in mine.

My dad raped me. But, you know, yeah. allegedly. Have a laugh. Oh, well, you think Rupert Murdoch's going to come? I want to piss off.

Have you hate these broided gines? Crokey. You're all right. I respect you. You're the new boss. Fuck off, Lockland.

Yeah. So, Lachlan, he goes to Australia and he kind of runs that kind of section of it, you know? I forget,

he did fairly well, didn't he? He didn't fuck up too much. But the whole time it's always like, they're never respected by the people they were with it.

So it's like, here's the Nepo babies, the daddy's boys. They don't know what the fuck they're talking about. And they can always go to Rupert. So like Roger Ailes, he can be like, I'm not doing that. And Locke's like, you have to? Because it's my daddy's company.

So you better do it at all. And then Roger Ails is like, tell your little dipshit son to get the fuck out of my office. I'm here trying to bang 19 year old broads against their will. I don't need some little fruit cup This Viagra's only good for an hour He's gonna waste it on me Lockin's such a nerve

He can't do that It's a HR problem They didn't give you consent Mike You've got her in there Manchin on your knob Or koala mansion Eucalyptus Come on

Crocker, that's no right at all Struth And what was Elizabeth did pretty well She went to England And she was kind of running sky and all that. I mean, that's pretty good right there. Sky Sports and all that. Yeah. If she was a lad, it would be there be no contest

at all. I think they do say that like she was the most competent but because she's a woman, her dad is very old school, misogynist. He's never going to give the hand over the reins to a girl. Really, it's always just been between Lockland and James. And for

really, it's just been Lockland. Yeah. James, I think for a point was doing okay for himself when he was doing News the World. Yeah. And he was like, hack more phones. Yeah. This will work. But then that kind of came out. So Rupert basically pushed James on their grenade and then,

okay, Lachlan back to you. Like I kind of half remembered it, but I didn't, like, seeing random clips on the news back in the day in like 2011 or whatever that. Yeah. It's not the same as watching this with all the context.

And it's so funny where they're in like, what was it being, inquiry. Yeah. Yeah. And they're like asking Rupert Murdox, oh, I think my son can,

isn't that right, James? You can answer it. You told them to heck the phone, right? You said, little dead can't got it coming to her, right? James, that's what you said. You said Millie was a minger. Millie Willie is what you called her because she was Manchin Willis, right?

James was like, yes. Yes, Daddy, that's what I said. You're like, Daddy, I'm a bad man, Daddy. So James completely humiliated by this. And then Lachlan... Also, another thing, James, why he could never be the one to take over. He was a lot more left-leaning.

Like, Rupert loved how conservative and right-ring Fox News was. And he believed in that. It wasn't just him sort of grifting because the market, you know, kind of dictated it. He actually believed that shit. Well, I think it helps that it's also great for money as well. And, you know, he was very anti-woke when all that stuff started,

whereas James is like, if I take over Fox News, we're going to be more kind of, you know, responsible. Like, I know it's evil and all that, but just from an outsider point of view, it's like, you dip shit. Yeah. I think we should make Fox liberal. No one on the left is ever going to embrace Fox.

All the old people watching Fox News, we start doing ads about how, like, you know, it's cool to be trans. They'll be like, oh, it's actually great. Yeah, yeah, like, change my mind. It is, like, from a business perspective, incredibly stupid. Yeah.

So alienate. your current audience in the hope to attract an audience that will never go to you in a million years because of the stigma of what you are. Be more racist. Yeah, exactly. That's what I've always said.

Grow up. Grow up. If you want to make money, be more racist. That's what I keep telling you. Yeah, you refuse. So, and then what's really funny is eventually Lachlin and Rupert hatched this plan

and the plan is literally called Operation Family. unity. Yeah. And it's this plan to basically take over a surprise attack essentially

and take over the company and full control over it and buy out the kids. By the way, just interrupt, there's two extra kids now. There's two Asian kids as well.

Oh, yes. Which is funny because don't really go into that and I was like, oh, they're going to be trouble. They're going to come out nowhere, sneak attack, you know, and take over.

That's what they do? No, come on now. Why? Oh, boy. Well, that was an accident on your part, was it? Well, Trump said it there, so it's his fault.

Yeah. Oh yeah, the Pearl Harbor gag. But, but yeah, so that's what they do. Then they take, so basically it all kind of culminates in this big,

like, a court case and in discovery, like they're all reading out each other's texts and emails about all the shitty things they've said about each other. Rupert is even more rootless than I taught. He literally, like, he's, again,

92 or something. He's going to, like, this courtroom, okay, and be like, yeah, my son's, useless. My stone's a woke cook. Daddy, I told you that in confidence. Your Honor, he's choked.

He's chopped. He's chopped. Yeah, so they eventually, I don't even want to say beat them because, like, again, they all walk away with billions. Yeah, but essentially, Rupert gets what he wants in that Lachlan gets to take over full

control. So when Rupert dies, it'll be Lachlan Murdoch and the other kids, they all got bought on. I guarantee, this is how it always works, okay? Rupert will leave another 20 years, all right? Yeah. And then he, fucking Lachlan will take over and Lachlan will get cancer year in and just die.

It'd be very funny if Lachlan died before Rupert. Yeah, what would you do then, you know? James comes in like in a dress, like, hey, Dad. And by the way, James, like, is full of bullshit as well. I don't think, like, he's like, yeah, we would made it liberal that I wouldn't

I think you would look to the numbers and like oh no you have to course correct here immediately yeah exactly so I think that's basically yeah

it was a good documentary I do think if I was in charge Elizabeth 100% okay or just maybe maybe someone

not in your family well yeah that's true maybe maybe some black dark horse from Carlo I think

so yeah what time we're at there oh we're over the hour oh are we okay yeah anything else you want to say before we wrap this one up? No, no, I think that was a good one.

Oh, yeah. I was going to talk about some other stuff. We'll do that next week. Yeah. Next week, I'm around Monday, Tuesday. Oh, no, actually, you have free good, but no way. People want this and this, okay? I have exams on Monday.

Okay. All right, Thursday. Can you do Thursday? Yeah. All right, Thursday it is. Can you? Okay. Yeah, we'll see about that.

Oh, and we'll also just say, we defeat it. landlord. Well, you keep saying that. Landlord has been defeated. He's a bitch. Pussy. He came around here. He's, one look at me. I was like, yeah, do I fuck with me? Yeah. What do the ten fingers say to the fist? Yeah. Oh, what? Is that it? Oh, you got it. Yeah. Brian just said that and it confused him so much. It was like, oh, I don't want to get tangled with a bunch of schizophrenics. Yeah. What a ten fingers say to the foot? Smooch. Smooch to the noch.

He came over, he's trying to raise the rent. We're like, no. Yeah. And he was like, oh, okay, this. Because I took my shirt off, remember that? I do. Tell him, tell him. Yeah, you did.

Yeah, yeah. It's like, oh, I don't want to, you're obviously going through AIDS treatment right now, and I don't want to, I don't want to make it burden you any further. So, yeah. So, yeah. Brian and James won, Landlord, Zero. definitely not jinxing

out. We get a knock on the door. Just a couple of heavies. Well, anyway, that's the end of the show, guys. Next week, we will do Spider-Man Update. That's right, yeah. I can't wait.