Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 287 : The Flash Babies

Episode Date: May 16, 2026

James is back and Wallace West is black.

All right. Off to the races one more time. Another one. Here we go. Give me a minute. Talk, talk. I'm talking. I'm talking. No, you're looking at me like, look. He's fucking idiot. Look, his pants are falling down already.

Yep, yep. Talk, talk. No, I won't. No, I'm not. You're commanding me. He's like, talk, boy. You will do. I like the way you die. I like the way you pod. boy, you lesser

than's, don't you rise up on me. Well, we're having a good time here. This is a free one, or maybe the Patreon will see. Oh, you're going to make the last one a free one? I'll go to jail. This I don't have to pay rent. No, you still have to pay rent.

What? I have been thinking about that. Like, if you didn't make it from the operation, who's going to pay the rent then? Charge my mother. Okay, okay. Send her an name. invoice that old bint yeah what times you

fuck it maybe it's movie the Patreon I love you mom I love you so much well look we're going to sorry I'm not the man you wanted me to be I'm sorry that I didn't play county it's great isn't it to grow

up and like know that your mother will never love you more than the random country boys that kick a ball around I don't like them as much as my mom does, but in my defense, she didn't get bullied by them in school, whereas I did. So it's hard for me to have affection for them. Who's got the last laugh? They do. They are winning unanimously. Really, though? Cross the board. Are they sad, though, deep down? One of them got brought over for an NFL trial. Oh, did he make it, though? No, he didn't. Ha, sure. Lose her. He's actually great, though, the goalkeeper. He's like, he's like a... Really? He's like a hero. How come I haven't heard of him? Rory begging? Never heard of it. Have you not? Does it? Does it? Does it? Does it?

Doesn't play for Man City. He doesn't. He could, though. He can kick a ball, boy. Or the Lakers. No. Yeah. There's no LeBron James.

Never will be. Well, okay. I'll tell him that. I will, yeah. Without any context at all. And then he goes, actually have LeBron on Speed Dial. What up, brother?

Yeah, just getting my balls busted by a chubby retard. I used to bully in school, even though I'm two years younger than him. Don't tell LeBron that. Come on. Jordan's number one. Jordan's the goat.

LeBron couldn't even hold his jock strap. Basketball players don't wear jock straps. Well, maybe they should and they wouldn't get in so much trouble. What a... Hey-oh. Well, look, actually,

you know what? I'm going to make a segue there. Talking about basketball, all right? I want to talk about traitor ball. Trader ball. Yeah, yeah. Now, the context is, Bet Patrick David, you know him? Patrick Bet, David? I think you're mistaken, all right.

Bet, Patrick. Bet down Patrick David, right? Bet David de Kovny, Patrick. Uh, yes. Jillian Anderson, right? He has written a Y-A fiction book. So move over, Harry Potter, Game of Thrones, Lemony Snicket, all right? Fuck off.

We got the Academy. The Academy. Yeah, yeah. Now, the academy is about a young Iranian. Huh. Okay. And he, he gets recruited by the academy, all right? Right. I think they're like spies or wizards or something or warlocks or soldiers or something, all right.

One or one or the other, okay, archaeologists or something, right? Right. And they train the kids, okay, all these different skills. and one the skills, okay, is Traitorball. And Trailer Ball is like basketball, except you can switch sides during the game. Whoa. And you play with holograms of Michael Jordan. Wow.

Yeah, and Wayne Gretzky. Wow. Yeah. That's pretty cool, isn't it? You play Wayne Gretzky? He's like on ice skates and hockey stick. It's trayor ball. Anything goes.

You'd be like, you can't do that. It's not regulation. Yeah. That's why you're not in the academy. And so it could just be anyone, you know? Anyone, yeah, yeah. And they have sex education from Marilyn Monroe. Well, if you're not crying, you're not doing it right.

Happy birthday, Mr. Patrick David. Whoa, she's pretty hot. I like what she cries. She does that a lot, doesn't she? She won't stop crying, Mr. David. And it's great. Well, I haven't read the book yet. but I've got an audible

I'm going to listen to it I just finished Children of Dune Okay I'm kind of Duneed out for a while Right Children of Dune was good But I've already read Dune Messiah Which is Dune Book 2

I've read Dune book 3 now I'm gonna take a little break For a bit right Dune children of Dune It's good Alright This is like Dune Teen Titans Basically

No No no there's no Beast Boy or Raven or Starfire Or Robin or Cyborg I don't know what you're saying right now. Yes, you do. Speaking and I don't know what's going on. Gobble to gook, right?

So my point is, Dune Tree is good, Children are Dune, but the whole time has my producer hat on. Okay. So I'm like, oh yeah, how good dude, that could be a good montage.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I tell you what, the scene there where she goes into her own head is like a vision. Yeah, we could film it all like dark and spooky. Right, right. I'm Deney Villanue and listen to her. Right.

And Children of Dune is about Tim Shalamay's kids. Okay. So we're next generation. Right, right. Save by the bell the next class. The new class. Yeah, yeah.

So it's his two, his little kid, his little daughter, right? And they're nine years old. Bear that mind. But they've got magic spice powers in their head. Right. Because they sniff spice.

So it's like crack babies, but they're spice babies. Their magic is crack. I need this spice, man, man, I suck your dick. Give me that spice, baby. Give me that good, good, baby.

And like crack babies, they got special powers, all right? The American government flooded the ghettos with spice to fund the Iran contra affair. So they're nine years old, but they have the genetic memory of all their ancestors. Okay. So they are literally, they can remember murders and orgies and all this, okay? And they speak like adults. Right. So it's like a nine-year-old girl talking to her.

or granny being like, I, I remember how grandfather used to fuck you. Don't talk to me like that, child. I am no child. Yeah, that lip dick pussy couldn't hit the back walls. I'm glad he's dead. Don't speak that way about your grandpa. He was a good man.

And the boy, again, nine years old, Leto 2, Oscar Isaac was the first letto. Right. Okay, he can remember all these orgies and stuff and he feels bulges. in his trousers He has an old beef bulge Okay

Yeah It just went from six to midnight You know what I'm saying And it's basically The two little kids Escape to the desert And get up to no good And there's all these shenanigans going on

Political You know everyone's evil basically You know everyone's got their own thing It's kind of like The White House Whoa Dude come on now What are you trying to do here

You want to get killed? I'll take that back I think that James said that James said that Yeah so they're all evil And some of them can see the future So they're trying to change manipulate the future

And some people are possessed by evil forces and all that There's laser tigers in it It sounds like it's just Kind of anything goes It's mad stuff, you know It is pretty mad shit And it gets madder and madder

Because the next book So let's say Dune 1 And then Dune 2 is like 12 years later Dune 3 I don't know, nine years later. I think Dune 4 is like 3,000 years later. And then Dune's, what comes after?

Five is like 25 million years later. They go further and further. Okay. But the whole thing is they have cloning. Right. So some of the characters keep popping. They basically can't die. Okay.

It's like Duncan Idaho. He's Aquaman. Duncan Idaho? Yeah, yeah. He's Aquaman. It's a cool name. It is cool, isn't it? Yeah, yeah.

Oscar. I, no, no, tell a lie. Jason Mamoa. So it's like an army of Jason Mamoa's. Right. And he's been like, I've died a billion times.

I just, I kind of want to lie down here. And you know, Dempara time's like, no boy. It's a lot like Jason and Mamoa's career. It's like I sucked in this role. I'm terrible,

but I keep getting work. It's insane. It's just because I'm very tall. That's it, really? He's pretty handsome as well. Well, I suppose. Oh, yeah.

I guess. Yeah. If you like, you know, six foot five. muscle-bound freaks with a beautiful jaw and massive cock. Oh, is that what women want, is it? That's why women are all depressed. Yeah? No need to elaborate. No, you don't at all. Yeah. I blame

Jason Mamoa for my mother's depression. Yeah. Oh, a legal case is pending. Don't you worry. Yeah, I'm getting all my ducks in a row. Yeah, that's right. Um, what are we talking about there? We're going to talk with babies in a few minutes. Okay. Yeah. It's the new BBC show that I loved. See BBs, you mean? No, no. This is adult.

Oh. This is adult babies. This is Dick and Dom in de Bungalow after hours. Boogies. And it's Pepe Esteb... Pepper Estebue? It's Black Snape. Okay. Yeah. You probably should find out what his name is. No. No. It's Pepe Sylvie. Yeah.

He's very good, I've said. A man, some of the jokes with Black Snape is like, can't fucking move on. It's the same. He got cast, like, it feels like two years ago. Okay. And it's been the same fucking jokes every single time. I haven't heard any of the jokes.

Oh, you can imagine. The kind of jokes you'd find funny, you know, involving Hennessy and whatnot, you know. And firearms. This fucking hack shit. Oh, yeah, yeah. In the fact you laughed at there, It kind of proves my point.

Sure. Yeah, okay. I'd prefer more cerebral stuff, okay? Of course, yeah. Of course. Like, The Flash. Uh-huh. I was showing you the Flash.

You put on the Flash. It's on Netflix, by the way. Anyway, hey, check it out, guys. The Flash on Netflix right now. Yeah. With my main man, Ezra Miller. Uh-huh. You mean them?

No, not anymore. Oh, no? Yeah, he quit. Oh, right. Okay. The game is up. Where is he up? Where is he now?

I think still on the run. Yeah. Is he, you, he's hiding out in the Bally Mun Road. He's hiding out in Carlo, you know?

You have, you're hiding them out in a chipper that closed down. Where's the chipper coming back? Oh no, it's used now.

It's a direct provision center, but it's just for Ezra Miller. Well, I'll tell you what, I think the reason why the flash

wasn't grabbing you is because you don't really know enough about the flash. You have no context for why it's so good. Well, I don't. That's true.

Well, you don't anybody but it also, doesn't seem very good at the same time. Ye of little fate, all. You don't know anything about the Flash at all. He runs fast. There's a lot more than that.

Is there? Do you know about the speed force? What's that? Okay, well, let me, let's go back. The road traffic cops? Looky that, Desramillo, hey, he's running pure, he's running pure fast now, hey. I see, it's fucking 80 kilometres an hour. That cut's doing about 200 kilometres an hour.

You're fucking stupid, hey. You're fucking tearing up their nose. as you're running along. Fucking potholes all along the fucking road. Make an absolute con to the place, hey,

you fucking bollocksie. Well, let's take a little trip down memory lane and let's go back to the 1930s. That's right. Back when things made sense.

Uh-huh. Yeah. People knew. Yeah. They're playing. Okay. So we go all the way back to Jay Garrick.

Jay Garrick was the first flash. Okay. And he was character when they were published in 1930s and he was a guy who ran around he had a little helmet with wings on it okay hey we got Jay Garrett here

runs faster than all the colored boys he's a national treasure he was like two Jesse Owens in one all right and Hitler loved him so he actually had to quit because McCarthyism okay Joe McCarty was like he's the fastest communist in the world

because you know what he's wearing a red suit It's like, oh, he's one of those dirty red, the red scare, you know. Now, he got his powers from hard water. Booze. That's where I get my powers too, huh? Running around, it's a cup of red. It's blood. Most of it's mine.

So the point is, because of McCarthyism, he decided to retire. Okay. And I should mention as well, because he's a flash, he slow, he grew, he, he, he, he, he, help me out. I don't know what the hell you're talking about. He grows slower than normal. He's got a longer lifespan. Okay.

So he's still alive. He ages slower then. Like David Attenborough. He's still alive, you know? David Attenborough is much like Jake Eric, all right? So he retired. And the reason why he tired is that the comic wasn't selling very well. Okay.

And then we kick, I think the 19, either 50s or 60s, I think 60s, right, they bring back the Flash and his name is Barry Allen. Okay. Now Barry Allen... It's the 60s. It's all drugs and free love. The Flash on Hash smoking dubies with the

Grateful Day, you know? He can run straight to Woodstock him back all right? So he ran home to get a shower. At least one of the cunts got a shower. Smelly hippies. The stank of the game. So he's a fan of the original

no flash. And he's like, oh, I'll be a new flash. He gets struck by lightning. Okay. And he's like, okay, I'll be the next flash. That's his origin story? Yeah, yeah, hit by lightning. Or not, I don't care. Whatever. What a sad man, you are.

I am. I'm a very sad, unhappy, unsuccessful person. Not enough. And that's just the facts. I'm trying to talk about the flash here. I'm talking about the flash and you bring in your cynicism and negativity

You're right. I'm sorry. I'm not the usual positive beam of light. I always am. We're almost finished. Okay. The flash is about positivity and hope. So he gets struck by lightning. He's like, gee whiz. And he's a crime, uh, what do you call it? He's CSI man. Uh, crime scene investigator. Yeah, that's it. Yeah. And a crime scientist. And he's got a girlfriend and she's a journalist. And he's always late. Oh. Because he's always fighting crimes. You're the slowest man around, Barry Allen. What are you doing? and I don't know but he's actually fighting Captain Boomerang I wonder I mean I imagine

a premature ejaculation from the flash must be a lot quicker than the average male I could beat him I say that with pride wear that like a badge of honor Olympic sport

I come quicker than the flash and I treat women like the current actor of the flash yeah I come before before you and putting pants on in the morning. So, what happens then?

So now, Iris, his girlfriend, right, Barry Allen's girlfriend, she's got a little, what he call it, like a boy who's related to her, not a son, a nephew maybe, per chance, yeah. And the nephew, his name's Wally West, he gets struck by lightning as well. What are the odds of that? Yeah. So now it's kid flash.

Okay. So there's a flash and kid flash. and they fight crown together. They fight the Weather Wizard, Captain Boomerang, Mirror Master, and some other goofy ones as well, you know? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Not cool, like all the ones you just listed. Yeah. So the Flash has got his own scrappy do. Exactly, his own Robin. Let me hear him, let me hear him. Now, along comes to 80s, greed is good. Gordon geckos are... Hip to be square, you know.

They have a big comic book event that affects all the comic books. It's called Crisis on Infinite Earths, where this big monster comes and he's trying to destroy. It's a big, you know, it's an excuse, like, a big event to go by all the comics to understand it, right? Spend all your pocket money on it. Yeah, and you probably fell for it, didn't you? It was the 80s, but yeah.

Yeah, exactly. You weren't even bored and you were still like, pregnant women, they get strange hankerings for food. When Brian's mother was pregnant, like, I have a strange hankering for dog shit superhero comics and Doctor Who memorabilia. Good taste. Your baby has been born retarded, I'm afraid.

There he goes. All right. So during this event, the flash ran so fast, he turned into a skeleton. Right. And died. Because the flesh all ripped off his bones. Exactly. Wow.

He had to run really fast for a reason that I forgotten. Okay. So there you go, all right. You can find out more. I have to stop an interracial marriage.

Well, look, those writers back down, they were racist, you know? I'm just holding a mirror up to society.

So now, I'm going to force my way through this, okay, where you're like you're or not. Now, Kid Flash.

How many women have heard that before? Now, Kid Flash. It's a woman all groggy. I said, Kid Flash

takes over and becomes the main flash. Okay. So now he's the flash. Wally West is the flash. And then along comes Bart Allen. I think Bart Allen is from the future.

Don't have a cow, man. Yeah, no, he's like cool. And he becomes a new kid flash. He gets struck by lightning as well. This seems to be an interesting, something that so rarely happens, but it happens to every male member of this family. Yeah, I know, yeah. Almost sounds like it's

dog shit riding that doesn't make any sense. Well, someone realized that and they recond it and they said, actually no, the speed force is this kind of power that's a part of the universe. Kind of like karma, let's say, or Islam.

Or Jews controlling the weather. They're making the lightning hit all these people. That's the weather wizard, you idiot. Hello, I'm the weather wizard. Oh, my gosh. That's what David Ike talks to the weather. Oh, it's so humor out there. Oh, I don't need this jacket.

Oh, my goodness. So the Weather Wizard is not a part of this. So basically, the lightning chooses you. The Speed Force chooses you actually. Right, right. Like Harry Potter, you're a chosen one. I see. So now we've got, it's all going well now.

We got the Flash and we've got Kid Flash once again. And the Flash marries his girlfriend, who's Asian and they have two kids but then the reverse flash shows up and he clicks his fingers and because he's fast alright his finger

clicking is so strong that calls her a miscarriage. Really? Yeah. Wow. But then they go back in time and they stop the miscarriage and at the same time to meet all these other characters there's Jesse Quick and Max Mercury and all these kind of cool

characters and oh Gorilla Grod as well. Wake up. The Gorilla Grod, he's from the guerrilla city. But I'll get to the exciting bit. That's it. You've had your vegetables.

Now I get ready for dessert. This is when it gets awesome. Barry Allen comes back. Turns out Barry Allen was the skeleton. He actually got lost the speed force. So he comes back. And now we've got two flashes and a kid flash. So funny that you're talking with the flash.

And his whole thing is, the speed of light, but this feels like it's going on for so long. Could you maybe adopt some of the Flash's powers and get through this a little quicker? They're almost done. We're in the 90s now.

So, uh, no, we got grunge flash. Burn a bit. Burn a bit. Courtney Love killed the Flash. So then, uh, what happens next then? Bear with me now. I think Wally West

dies, but he comes back. That seems to be a recurring theme, doesn't it? Oh no, I tell a lie, okay? They made Wally West black. All right. Okay. Yeah. You got a problem with that?

No, no. Okay, so they made Wally West. Wally West Coast. West Coast for life, dog, yeah. No, no, no, no. It's a motherfucker flash. Here we go. Wally West, stop this motherfucker.

Yeah. Now, a lot of the fans... First off, fuck your click in the cricket time, that's so... I fuck your bitch. A lot of the fans... Fuck your bitch, you fat motherfucker. A lot of fans weren't happy with Wally West being black. Right.

So what they did is, they brought Wally West black. No, they brought Wally West... It's a bit confusing. Wally West got brought back, and they turned the black Wally West into Wallace West. Oh. So now there's... Wally West and Wallace West and Iris West and Barry Allen.

And that's the Flash family now. Great. Yeah. That's good. Are we done with that now? Have you finished or is there more? Okay. No, no, no.

I'm sorry. There's a lot more, actually. You wouldn't be able to handle it. It's a rich tapestry. Yeah, I'll save more flash updates for next week. I can't wait. Yeah, yeah. What was my point?

Oh, the Flash movie. I didn't like it either. This is all your letterbox review of the Flash movie. And Wally West to became black. But anyway, let's move on to something a bit more fun, a bit more relatable, okay? Let's talk about, honestly, one of the worst movies I've ever seen in my life. Okay. That made me so upset that I honestly, I drove around and whipped my lights off in the dark.

Eyes closed. Yeah, yeah. outcome outcome is a movie that I think came out last year I don't know written and directed by

Jonah Hill no I think it's like brand new I think it's like only just come out it's like a year old I think is it

no I tell you what is they you know what they filmed this movie ages ago right okay and in the time from filming it to now

he is filmed a completely new movie that is apparently so good Apple decided I'm not going to release it. Ah. Yeah. Because it's so good

they're worried that I might actually like ruin us afterwards. You know it's like nothing compares to it. Okay. Yeah, it's like afterwards everything just feels grey and dull. Right. All the serotonin or brain never comes back. It's like the entertainment and infinite jest,

you know. If they released it, it's so good. You wouldn't be able to stop watching it. You'd just be sitting there in your own filth and your shit and piss and you don't feed your children and the dog corpse is rotting out in the garden

but you don't care the bills are piling up but you just can't stop watching this Jonah Hill joint so he's got another film coming out but outcome is what I'm going to talk about right is this is this like written and directed by Jonah Hill? It's full Jonah Hill

yeah now so if you got your socks blown off by mid-90s just like no one did. You're gonna love this. Mid-90s was made. This is shit. Okay, this is so much worse than mid-night. Like, there's

no connection to this in mid-90s. Like, it doesn't feel any way similar, okay? Like, the drop-off is incredible. It's so poorly done. It's so shit. And it's so fucking, like, if it was just a stupid comedy, it's one thing. But it's trying to be deep. It's trying to make you think.

They play all the sad music, and there's so much of, like, Keanu Reeves looking out at the beach. We're like, wow, it must be hard to be a 50-something-year-old actor. Yeah. All the on-wee. Yeah. I can't, I wouldn't be able to, I'd kill myself straight away. Must be so terrible to be like

rich and beloved and handsome. Yeah. And even though you're 58, people are like, wow, you look 23. Yeah, but am I happy? No. So, his name is something real stupid in the film. He's his name, Reef. Reef. Yeah, okay.

And we start off. with Johnny Carson. Okay. Now, Johnny Carson, I don't know if he'd actually do this in real life, but in this film, he's like, here's our next guest, and it's Little Reef, all right?

He's like 10 years old, singing and dancing. Okay. Like, good ship, lollipop. Now, I'm sure some people will enjoy that, but is that good enough to make Johnny Carson? I mean, he did have, like, he had little, like, five-year-old Drew Barry more,

and he was interviewing her. I was doing her. He was just like, well, aren't you a wonderful little thing? Phone home. How'd you like to come home with me? Ed can watch from the cook chair. Phil!

That was, you know, talk shows back in the day, they were more like variety shows. They had like different showcases and stuff. Well, they have that to start. They have like a dog who could do backflip. You're right, actually, yeah, they would have a lot of dog stuff.

Yeah, it's going to be a child as well, you know. So that's to set the scene that Reef has been around for years. Right. So Reef has been the beloved star since Carson's a little kid, okay? Right. And they mentioned he's won two Oscars

using two of the biggest movie franchises of all times. Don't really go in detail, okay? But the point is, he's massive and he's going to embark on a new franchise now. But he's taking some time off. It took like five years off, right, to find himself.

and he's depressed. Is he a heroin addict? No. Okay. That would be interesting. All right, okay. No, he's just a bit sad. All right.

Okay. He lives in a beach house and he's got so much money and he's no what to do with it, all right? Right. And he's got two assistants. One is Cameron Diaz, the other one's a white guy.

Okay. And they're all like, you know, trying to help him rebuild his crew, you know, like kind of, you know, because he's kind of got a bit under radar now. Right. Relaunch him. Okay.

So he goes in these talk shows and all about, he wants to be, seem real to people. But he gets a phone call, alright, and the phone call's like, I know your secret, click.

Oh. So that's the, the kind of, what grabs your attention. Right. Oh, no, what secret? Uh-huh.

Oh, no, this could be big. And in the back of your head, I'm like, okay, well, you know, Jonah Hill was accused of something.

It's going to be like a me-to, T, all right, what's it's going to be? His Me Too is very, mild, though. It was just like... Alright, whom? Okay. It was just like he was kind of controlling and emotionally abusive.

He's speaking to the doll, isn't it? T-shock. This is important. Forgive my unparliamentary language. Fuck you, Deputy Stagg. Jonah Hill did nothing wrong. Fuck you. And I'm sorry for that apparel.

Well, certainly, unparliamentary language. I think Jonah Hill was completely in the wrong area. He was mostly abusive and manipulative. Well, the point is I'm like... That's a real deep lower

there, insider baseball. People love outcome and deputy stag. If your two main interests are Jonah Hill accusations and deputies stagg, you're going to love this episode. This is for you.

Yeah. This is for that one guy out there. Yeah. So that's the hook, all right? Like, oh no, what's happening? happening. So then Keanu Reeves in the film basically doesn't mark Marin where he's like,

I got to apologize to everyone. So this goes around to people. He's like, hey. Did Marin ever do that? Well, you know, the way. I don't like you ever apologize to anyone. Oh, you're right. Actually, yeah, they were looking for apology. They're like, you were a real dick to me. Yeah, I was. Yeah. Well, you know, Kinnison. I was doing coke with Kinnison. In my defense, you were kind of a jerk off. So I was kind of in the right the whole time. And the scenes are so boring. The first big kind of scene, let's call it, right, is he goes to his old agent. Martin Scorsese.

Oh, yeah. Wow. I was like, Jesus, poor old. What's he got on you, Martin? So Martin plays his old agent. He's like, he's a kid's agent, right? He specializes in children, okay? And this is how it goes, right, the scene.

I just want to say, uh, sorry. Sorry? What are you sorry for? for firing you. Yeah, well, you know, it hurt, you know, because I remember finding you, you know, you're a little kid, you know, and you were so cute back then,

and you were like a son to me, and, you know, we, we did so much, you know, Hollywood, you know, it's a crazy industry, and I was hurt. I was hurt when you left me for the bigger agent who wasn't a nuns. Sure, I picked you out, you know, I took you to the playboy,

and dress you up as a bunny and, you know, put the, you know, bent you over, put you in a stirrup and let all the boys run a train on you. But, you know, that was Hollywood back then. We were crazy, you know? Yeah, but it was like, yeah, but you know what? Thank you. Thank you for apologising. Yes, thank you as well. It's hard out there. But we have to always admit when we were wrong. Thank you. Goodbye.

Next scene. Okay. And then he goes on to someone else then. Okay. It's real therapy speak shit. Right. Right. Oh, we'll skip a lot of this, all right, because it's fucking boring, all right?

But we then meet and get ready to laugh, everyone. Jonah Hill. Yes. Plays the wacky, uh, I presume Jewish, because he says bubby every sentence. Literally every sentence. He is terrible in this. Okay. And he's meant to be the real funny character.

Right. And it really throws everything off because it's so. so unfunny and so just unpleasant, you know. He's like, hey, Bubby, how you do? That's my favorite client. Oh, someone's blackmailing you, Bubby. What are you going to do, Bobby? Oh, I got to take a shit.

Follow me. So then Jonah Hill sits in the toilet, takes a big shit, all right? Well, well... And do we hear it? No, actually. Do we hear the plops? No, we don't, actually.

He's a bit of restraint there. Mama Mia, I've got diarrhea. Plip plop. Can you hear the shit drop? But he's like, I want you here. I want you here, Bubby, okay. Look at me in the eyes. Look at me in the eyes.

I don't feel comfortable when you're in a toilet. Hey, Bobby, it's important, okay? We have to be honest here. Have you ever killed anyone? No. Good, good. It's honesty, okay? We can work with that, Bobby.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then Jonah Hill gets the A team together, right? The team they're going to help him fight this attempted blackmail. Do we ever find, maybe we find out, but right now we don't know what the secret. We don't know, no, no, no. But he doesn't know either. Oh. Yeah, he's really like, I don't know what it could be.

Come on, Bubby, be honest. I don't know. I never raped any white. I'm in, so I really don't know what I could be in trouble for here. Well, he gets a team of like five people. One is Roy Wood Jr. The rest are people that are recognize. Okay.

And this is really painful stuff to see. He's like, hey, Bubby, I got a great team here. Here's a, and he goes to Roy Wood. Hey, look, it's the soul trade. of civil rights. It's the main man when it comes to fighting racism. It's due, you know, it's just a lot. Wow. It's a lot, okay? Now, they try and do something that could be funny

in something else where Jonah Hill was like, yeah, you work together. Remember Josie Smollett? That was us, you know? We did that. Well, you did not do a good job there at all. That's what they say, like, Roy Wood Jr. Again, it's kind of funny in a vacuum, okay? He's like, you stupid motherfucker, you hire two black guys. Hey, they're always telling me to hire black guys. I hire black guys. It's wrong.

Bubby? Okay. I'm not really sure what's the message there. Don't hire black guys. The fake hate rhymes. They're untrustworthy, boobby. They're terrible. So they're like, come on now.

We're all here. The whole team. Why do? I don't know. I never had filled myself. having sex. I never film myself having sex or with someone else. Okay, Bubby. So it's

against your consent. Interesting. So it's like a crime. Okay. Okay. And then we do some of our bullshit, you know, like he talks to his mother but his mother is part of like a reality show. So he's like, oh, I feel like this is fake. What are you talking about honey? It's not fake. Can we do that again, guys? Yeah. Okay.

I make you think doesn't it? Yeah, yeah. Hollywood, more like Hollow wood. Hollow weird wood. Well, no, you kind of stepped on it there and sort of ruined it. Good job, bro. Good job, Bubby.

You totally ruined my punchline. Bubby. I was going to make a very intellectual point, but you shit all over it, Bubby. Isn't it funnier when you say Bubby? It is. What about boy chick? Does he ever say that? Hey, my chick. No, he doesn't say that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And what happens then now? He played the mother. Awesome woman. I actually didn't recognize her. Oh, okay. But I'll tell you who you will recognize. The neighbor, hey man, it's me.

David Spade. Ah. So David Spade's next door, and he's got a real hot wife. Nice. He's pregnant. It's not really part of the plot at all, actually. Does he play himself? No, he plays a different guy, all right?

He's like, wow, you must be having a great life. Actually, it's a long story. Hey, I guess we all got our problems. But, hey, you know, we're part of the generation that wanted fame. But the next generation, they don't even care about the talent that is needed for fame. They just care about fame for its own sake. I'm like, this is not Joe Dirt. This is not that funny, all right?

But then, look, let's cut to the chase, all right? Let's get to it. Because there's nonsense here, okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We then get a phone call from the blackmailer. Right. And the blackmailer sure does sound a lot like David Spade. Oh.

But they don't make the connection there. Oh. Yeah. So it's like, hey, who is this guy, all right? Hey, the last guy that pissed me off was the fat asshole who died in a hotel room in Chicago at the age of 33. So, don't fuck with me, Bubby. So David Spade turns out, was teamed up with a different guy

and they've got a video, it's a video, okay? And they go, we'll just say he comes. What could it be, all right? And he wants 15 million for the video. Wow. Now, we are about, let's say with a 19 minute film,

we're about 75 minutes in this stage. Okay. So it is painful, all right? And I'm thinking, okay, the big class, Mike's be like they got the tape, it's VHS tape, you know. Yeah, yeah. And, you know, he's like, As soon as we find a VCR, you're fucked.

But it's like, do the chase, okay, and, uh, you know, maybe driving a car and, you know, Joan Hill's like, oh, watch out, Bubby. And they go over a ramp or something. Uh-huh, uh, and David Spade's like, oh, watch out, okay. And like, we got the tape, but there's a magnet factory nearby. Okay. And they kick the tape and it wipes the, the footage.

Okay. And then... No, this didn't happen in the movie. This is your... Should have. This is your spec script. And David Spade's like, yeah, that's right. I was going to blackmail you.

And no one will find out. And guess what? I was recording everything, Bubby. And then he goes to jail. Who? David Spade. For blackmail. Attempted.

Do we find out what the thing was? We do, yeah. What was it? Get ready to kill yourself, all right? Oh, I've been ready, brother. I've been ready. It is. The big spoken gun, okay?

It's a video on like a Zoom call, okay? It's Keanu Reeves and a woman of age. And it's like, hey, I can't believe I'm talking. You're so famous. I'm just a girl. Yeah, it's pretty cool. How are you? Yeah, well, you know, you know, you think that fame and success will fill the hole in your heart?

But I don't know. Sometimes it's thing, do people even like me? Or just like the roles I play? And the films I star in that are all very successful, domestically and international. And then she's like, hey, do you want to see my tits? Okay. And we don't see the tits, by the way. Good.

And then we hear Keanu Reeves in the video be like, oh, yeah. Oh, I splogged. And that's the big. So we just jacked off in front of a woman. Yeah, of age. And was she like, ew, no. No, she's like, do you want to see my tits? And then, you know what happens then?

Save some cum for me, Keanu Reeves. And the big, dramatic moment, the big climax is they pay the 15 million. Okay. Okay. Because he's rich, doesn't really matter. Yeah, yeah.

Some change. Drop it the book. Yeah. So they paid the money, okay? And it's a guy with David Spade, not just David Spade. And the guy who somehow got, it wasn't paying attention.

He got the tape, okay? Hiano Reeves is like, yeah, okay. thanks you know I just want to ask you are you doing this because you hate me the guy's like no I just need the money yeah whoa and then it ends of him there's so people out there who need money they don't just have lots and lots of it so much that they don't know what to do with it that's crazy and it ends of him it's a montage of sad music and him hugging everyone you know hugging Martin Scorsese

and hugging his mother and hugging Cameron Diaz and all that. So why was David Spade doing it then? Just... Hey, I like... For me, the action is the juice. Okay. And then the other guy is just some Miranda who had no connection? Who somehow like hacked the mainframe or nude

girl involved or something. Okay, right. Again, it wasn't really paying attention. So why is this happening on a Zoom call? I mean... Maybe it's during COVID. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, we got a video of you being within six feet. Yeah. You're in trouble.

went to a restaurant but stayed longer than you should have. You had the mask only covering your mouth and not your nose. You're basically a Nazi. Yeah, and that's the end of the film.

Wow. Awful. That's terrible. Terrible. And his next film is about rich people. I think it's him and some woman.

Either Judy Dent or Kiki Palmer. Forget. But anyway. I mean, it's easy to get those two confused, you know? Or Helen Mirren.

Okay. So basically, it's about a rich guy who, oh yeah, it's about rich people, but their parents cut off their allowance. So now they have to live in the real world. Very relatable. Very fun. Exactly. Now I have to get a job and Taco Bell on ironically? What the hell is going on?

So that film is currently limbo. It's all shot and everything. And it was meant to be in cinemas. And they took out cinemas. because again, it would be like, you know, when this show, like, the radio broadcast of War the Worlds? Yeah, yeah. It's caused hysteria, you know, I'd be like that, all right?

So now it'll probably be released on the secret part of Apple Plus. Now, in this movie, because there were, like, pictures of Jonah Hill doing the rounds where he looked really almost skinny. I didn't mention that, but he is. An emaciated. So unpleasant look like. Okay. Yeah.

Right. He is, especially him on the toilet. Yeah. Is this the one where, is he bald? in this one? Yeah. Yeah, white beard, very skinny. Yes, yeah, he looks crazy. The Jonah Hill career part is very strange because he was like a bankable star. Yeah. Appearing in, you know, the sitter. You know, big movies, all right? You got something against the sitter? Hell no. I'm sorry, Sam Rockwell and Method man, both at the peak of their comedic,

you know, potential. Wonderful, fellow. So they had that, all right, and then he had his he went to his weird phase of like being artsy and he was trying to be uh you know he was in that Netflix show maniac remembered that no one watched that no no no and then he he actually turned down the penguin oh the story is I think they were offering him

like something silly like 20 million or something right right to be the penguin he's like no one be the riddler they're like oh we got Paul Dano he's like I'm Jonah hill oh wait this was it in the movie I thought it was in like the Oh no, yeah, it's the same thing, sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah. So he could have had the show then. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And Colin Farrell would be like on the street, sucking cock or... But this time for financial reasons, not just, you know. I'm not allowed to do cocaine anymore, my son's a mentalist, so I need to do something like, you know. What? Come on. I'll leave me hanging there, brother.

This is the free one. Is it? I think it might have to switch, okay? Consider some of the mean comments you said about people. But your peers. You can cut those eyes. Your peers didn't like Colin Farrell's son. Yeah.

Yeah. His name's James too. Oh, all right. Well, let's move on from that. All right. Sorry. Sorry. We were having a nice time and I spoiled it.

Come on, Bubby. There. Let's move on something else. I've got the tape of you, Cadden. Know that bit of the podcast. You said something politically incorrect. Oh, no.

And now I'm like, Do you want to see my tics? Yeah, okay. Let's talk with something a little bit less mean than that, okay? Let's talk with miscarriages. Hooray. So I watched a new show. Everyone's talking about it.

Babies on the BBC. Now, Babies stars an Irish woman and Black Snape. Okay. And, you know, actually, this might be a bit serious. Actually, I'll think about it. Well, I'm sure we'll treat it with the respect and, you know, weight that it deserves. The gravitas.

Well, it's basically about this couple, all right? And they're trying for a kid. Yeah. And we see how it works, which is very informative for me. You have to come inside the woman. Okay. That's right.

I was just coming into her shoe. Yeah. A little shoe baby. Yeah. And they're trying their best, okay? Like she literally, he comes in her, and then she gets upside down. Right.

Yeah, but her legs in the air. So the cum goes faster than like the flash. I see. Right, right, okay. I'm a doctor, okay? So they go in, all right, and this is a bit mean now. It must be basically. I did a little research for this, okay?

So when you go in to get checked to make sure your baby's okay, you can pay for the baby scan. Okay. Five quid a pop. Can you believe that? That's not bad. So they pay for, so they get two, a tenor, okay? okay on baby pictures.

Okay. Two ultrasounds. And they go and they rub the jelly and her tummy okay. And the doctor there's like, yeah, let me check. Beep, beep, beep. Fucking hell.

Beep, beep, beep, beep. Jesus Christ. Everything okay, Doc? Oh, who are, fuck. Gras. Come on, everyone, look at this.

Fucking hell. You don't want your ultrasound to have a jump scare, you know what I mean? That's when you know, it's bad. Fucking out. Oh my life.

Don't go in here. Don't go in here. Oh my God. Oh, there's some scary shit. Even the janters. That looks fucked up. I'm not cleaning that. Let me tell you.

They're not being me enough. Yeah, so it turns out there's no heartbeat. He gets five quid a pop for everyone he cleans up, you know. God, my mop needs to be washed. Oh, boy. Yeah. So it's pretty. It's my old fault, really.

This is a very good drama, I'm going to say now. So they have to, you know, when like the baby's dead. You still want to get out. Sure. So they go to a different place, okay? It's like squatters right. What is that even mean? That literally doesn't mean anything.

There's no logical thing there at all. But anyway, whatever. So I didn't realize, it's like LASIC, okay? A guy has a laser, all right? And then she goes like, zap, zap, zap. He says it just like that. Zep. So he zaps it out, okay?

And they're like, oh, this is a bit sad, okay? Now, I learned a lot about women in this because... Sometimes when they're crying, it's not your fault. Well, actually, no. So, for example, she's a bit upset about this, all right? I suppose it makes sense, all right? So they go home then, and it's like, you know, the guy, Snape is like, I's named Steve in real life, all right?

He's like, oh, do you want to go get a Chinese tonight? And she starts crying. Yeah. Now, you might think, because you're not, you don't know about women, okay? You're like, why are you crying over the Chinese? Oh, I like chicken balls. Yeah. But she's actually crying because of what happened earlier.

Because when he said, do you want a three and one, it's like, no, I was pregnant with triplets, and now they're gone. Three and one, come on. She's annoyed at him because he did the spell. Fetus deletus. I'm cooking, baby. I'm feeling good. Yes, sir. I never felt more powerful.

Let's go to the Returdy War right now. Oh, Jesus Christ. So they try. Slythering it. We're slithering out of her by, you know? Oh, okay. All right. All right. For God's sake. Well, actually, speaking of slithering, okay? They try again, all right?

Yeah. you know, they're all having a good time. And she's like, oh, I got a dicky tummy. Oh, and then it turns out she has another miscarriage. Okay. The house this time. So this is pretty tough. Now, Stephen,

all right, the husband, he's got a friend. So his friend is a bit of, I won't say loser. But he's just a bit like hopeless, okay? So he's got a black kid with a pre-s relationship.

Right. And he's like the The classic cool, I want to be like this, the classic, he shows up on the weekends, like, all right, son, you want to go to the park? No. All right. You want some Lego? I'm 28. More Lego for me then.

So he just shows up, the kids no interest in him. And then he's got, he's, um, so that's like the subplot. And he gets another girl pregnant. Oh. So it's almost like, you know, I can't stop getting girls pregnant. Oh, where's, okay. Yeah, yes, I see. And the grass isn't always greener, you know?

So, and what I really loved in this, okay, is Stephen, he's got a dad in this, okay? And it's a bit like, remember Hal's dad and Malcolm in the middle, all right? Christopher Lloyd. He just jokes around all the time. Ah, yes. Yeah. So he tries, you know, he's like, all right, son, how are you getting on, you know? Not too well, dad with the whole, you know, miscarriage.

Ah, yeah, it's bad, isn't it bad. But, you know, yeah, keep calm, carry on. That's what I say, keep calm. You know what that? You say keep calm, carry on. Yeah, it's good to do that, isn't it? Yeah. You can get a mug.

It's not even a joke. Yeah. I thought he's going to be the comic release. Yeah, well, you know, how'd you get a pint there? Well, I just sometimes just feel like you just maybe end it all. Oh, I tell you what, a bit deep that.

Oh, let's get a pint first for you. Da-da-da-da-da-da-let, let's get a pint, all right, yeah. His dad has the right attitude, you know. Oh, better out than in. What, you know? So the dad just refused. to be serious. Okay.

But then we find out, this is great now. They actually had a daughter before the son. Okay. You know, Stephen's dad, okay? And she died.

Oh. Yeah, yeah. So the mother, like as in... Died of, she was alive. Okay. So, so you...

I phrased that better. She, um... It wasn't like a stillbirth or anything. She died out the cunt. She died, uh, she died. died, she was... But I'm the problematic one, so that's interesting, but okay.

Yeah, sure, yeah. She was like 14 or something. Right, right, right, okay. So I'm not, I'm not gonna go to the old medical jargon, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like if the McCanns tried to say the other messcarriage, you know? Very late.

It happens, you know, it happens. Very late, yeah, yeah. So, Stephen's mother's like, oh, come on, you gotta relate to your son. He wants to talk, yeah, all right? But you just want to joke around, have a laugh. It's like her daughter. Oh, don't bring that up, love.

You're still talking about that. Come on now. I was you almost three weeks ago, would you fucking give over already? Remember, he's like, remember that happened? And he went all funny in the head. You all take your silly pills. Where he says that to the wife? He says that to his wife.

Okay. So it turns out she had a bit of a nervous breakdown. Oh, right. When her daughter died, okay? He's like, I'm not talking about this. I'm trying to eat me Chinese. Yeah. It's very Chinese-based.

They all love Chinese. I mean, who doesn't? Yeah, I might get a Chinese afterwards. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they're trying for her kid, trying to record, okay. And again, I'm not selling it very well. It is very, very powerful and very, very good. Did you cry?

Not cry, but there was some scenes and it was like, this is a bit uncomfortable. Mm. Yeah. But anyway, the point is, okay, Stephen he's trying to be like his dad he's like all right love

come on we'll get him next time all right she's like I'm just so upset well you know you can't get life you know life can't get you down

you know you can lie down on the street you can get back up there you know I get knocked down I get back up again I will walk five

you know and she's like you know we gotta talk about this you know it's really sad it's like you know what you can do

just keep having just try again and they have like you know five miscarriages in one week yeah so but he's trying to keep all together okay but then he starts drinking a lot

good lad yeah finally I'll have to say this is a very good depiction of alcoholism because in most shows you know it's very unrealistic where it's like oh maybe I'll start

have a little drop of drink what's the worst could happen in the next to Phil Mitchell you know the smoking crack talking about matches iteration. Whereas this, he's just more sad than anything else, you know?

He's just constantly in the pub. Now he's more Ian Beale. I've got nothing left. Not even that. It's not all tears and like overdramatic shit. It's a lot of just like him in the pub. Be like, where's my phone? Where's me found?

It's on the table. Oh, yeah. Where's my phone? Let me talk my phone. Oh. You know, he falls asleep. Miss, carry his phone over to him. Miss Carrie.

You're bringing it up again. That's pretty good. If you were the dad would love you, yeah. Oh, like this guy, yeah. You know, a little gloomy guts like her, yeah. Gloomy guts. Yeah, I thought Cadden is a writer, yeah. He's writing some lines for me, yeah.

He got fired from the Kevin Hartrose for being a bit too racist, so now I've got him writing for me. He's pretty good, yeah. And eventually, They do, you know what I like as well? They don't really sort out thing with dad. It's not like, that's your dad.

We're not moving until we have a proper talk. What do you mean? I'm not upset about your sister dying. I had, because of the society we're living at the bottle of my emotions. And it's all because the Tories. Uh-huh. No, it's none of that, okay? Yeah.

Yeah, me and my dad. If reform get in, that would be a miscarriage of justice. Huh? you know just at the end they get pregnant okay okay and we then they do a kind of cool thing where in the last episode

they cut back and forth from them seeing like oh is this lucky one now and then it's their son leaving for college oh yeah yeah that's good

yeah and they do a good job to make up you know they look it's a little older they don't overdo it you know yeah yeah and then the son leaves for college and then she gives birth so it's like you know

time will so they have a college aged kid in the future and then she gives birth again no no no this is too complicated for you sorry yeah yeah yeah

this is why you don't like Doctor Who you can't understand it you know well I just want I thought with her track history is like you're in your 70s love this is not the odds are good here this is my lucky if I were a betting man I wouldn't be banking on this

which you probably can't bet on can you well I don't know head over to Paddy Power there and see what they're an accumulator for you the old Aki you know so yeah we cut back and forth

so it's them giving birth to the kid and it's the kid leaving for college 10 like 17 years in the future and go back and forth and I really like the show Let it just drops dead oh no what happened again so then you're one

the Irish one's really good in it she's good I like her it's good you know Proper Irish woman. He's like, Yeah, feckin, Eiji.

She was in, what was that show? Obituary. Yeah, yeah. And she was also in the dry. She's good actress. Her name's like, I'm going to just make it up.

I'm going to guess. Katrina or Chavon. Okay. Or Mary or something. Yeah. It's one of those. It's something, right?

She's good. Anyway, yeah. She's very good, you know. It's proper as BBC, just misery. Kitchen sink drama. I thought it was great. All right.

And I was like, oh, I haven't heard of it. It only came out last month. All right. And I was like, oh, it's really good. I want to see what the critics are saying. Now, the mainstream media loves this. Okay. But I went on Reddit.

Of course. And I was surprised by how mean people were about this. Like, a lot of people were like, it's unbelievable. They're crying too much. Just unrealistic. Unpleasing. face, unlikable characters.

There shouldn't be Snap. Like what? No, that's the... I genuinely think there's something... Like crossover. Black magic. A lot of people were like, didn't like it. Miscarriage shouldn't be in TV shows. Which I understand people

find it like triggering, whatever like that, you know? But one person was like, I don't think shows like this should tackle miscarriage. It's better suited in like soaps. Right. Yeah. Cornetian Street. Corrie does this much better.

Yeah. Right. Yeah. Which I was a bit like, hmm, what? Is this a troll or what is this now? But a lot of people were very down on the show on Reddit. On or miscarriage, they were very down. I just wanted some light breezy entertainment.

But this didn't put a... I had to watch Outcome to cheer myself up. Out comes the baby. Nope. Not today. Bubby, you had the miscarriage, Bubby. Oh, no. David Spade's got a video of it.

Grownups, too. No, I'm afraid not. No grownups to be found here. Did it grow in any time soon? Oh, geez, geez, Louise, Papa cheese. What are we doing here? What are we at there? Oh, my God, right under the hour.

I really said some absolute. Phil for this one. Well, we'll wrap it up there, guys. It's real quick. I'm sure you all remember. You definitely remember, okay? Remember I was telling you that there was a leak, that Doctor Who had done a deal with AMC

for three new seasons? Did you tell me this? I did, yeah. Remember, you were asleep at the time. Well, okay. That didn't stop you. So the leak was that signed a new deal. We're getting brand new Doctor Who. Everything's okay.

Okay. And they're going to announce. on the 11th. Of me? Yeah. And did they announce it? No. No.

No? I know how that woman felt after the miscarriage. Everyone got their hopes up. Do I finally? We know what's happening. We're picking out names. We can plan for future, yeah. You're starting a college fund for the Doctor Who character.

Yeah. Oh, he's going to grow up. But, uh... Yeah. Circle of life. And no announcement then? No, for some reason, no one wants Doctor Who. Right.

After the whole BBC thing, not BBC, Disney, BBC deal. Yeah, yeah. A lot of people don't want it now. Well, there is some good news, though. They've announced an interactive web special. And it's going to be, it's cross-media. Okay. So it's going to be a comic book, an audio play.

a comic strip in Doctor Who magazine. Right. And you have to get it all to fully... Yeah. Okay. You have to pay for it all. Right. And a vinyl as well, you know.

Uh-huh. And it's... A beta max. Yeah. Laser disc. And I swear to God, it's not even like a funny Simpsons reference, all right? There's the fugitive doctors in it. The fugitive doctor's a black woman, all right?

Okay. And she's got a new hat in this. and people are literally like, oh my gosh, she got a new hat. Like, and then there's a new tie with her with a new hat and they're all buying it now. Oh, yeah.

Right. I'm surprised that this didn't land on my radar. How did I miss this? A new hat for fugitive doctor. Yeah. Wow. She's the secret doctor.

The fugitive doctor has a new hat. I don't care. A fugitive? Huh? Right? I got it. I laugh. It's not enough for you.

Never. But that's basically it. As we record this, Kirstarmer is still prime minister, but that could change any minute really. So you're saying reform or definitely they're taking the power. Do you think it's going to happen? I think, I'm not even joking. We're getting reform before we're getting new Doctor Who. Well, maybe if reform could bring back Doctor Who, maybe...

Maybe I did change my tune then. Like even the Christmas. Christmas specials meant to be coming out and they have to keep delaying it. And is it, who's going to be the doctor? Is it Shudy Gotwa? No one knows. No, shoot, he's gone. He's gone.

He's long gone. He betrayed us all. Okay. Right. Yeah. They went swaning off to Hollywood. I think he's better than us. He'll have, oh yeah.

Revenge the dish best serve, Godwa. There's no river logging off the dozen best. you know yeah you'll come crawling back yeah what's he what's he been doing

since Doctor Who any big roles or Oscar he's doing a play the importance of being earnest okay

and he's on the next S&L UK oh he's the host yeah are you still watching every episode

week to week by that I mean I watched like two clips of each episode on YouTube I'm like

good for them Oh my god, look at the rain Oh, it's hailstones Oh shit Yeah, yeah, yeah It's what happened You speak of Dr. Who And the gods get angry, you know

Well, anything you want to talk about Before we go You know what, we didn't talk about Euphoria We'll save that to the next episode You'll get another episode Okay I will say I do hope

No, actually yeah, spoilers I hope every episode now Nate lose another body part Yeah, I think that would quite funny I'm really putting him through the wringer It lost all the Like the first time he lost the toes like exciting.

Now it's kind of yawn. Well, they only cut off the same toe, you know. It's like, you know. No, they cut off something else. All right, a finger too, yeah. Everyone was kind of freaking out about the Sydney, Sweetie Godzilla. She's like, who? Gigantic.

Who? Impressing her big giant tits against the window of a skyscraper. And women on TikTok are like... They don't listen to women ever. But they're like, this is what men want. They want us. 73 foot Sidney

with giant tinnies pressed against the Chrysler building that's the only thing that gets them all That's the only woman I want Every other women Every other woman looks like a fucking dinner lady Okay, it makes me sick

Yeah Well We've heard it here first Sorry for having high standards Yeah Yeah But yeah I'll lead it there

Yeah Well next week I want You know We talk about movies and that I want to get back to the conspiracy theories and real weird shit I mean come on like I can

I'll give you the real I'll give you the weird shit Like what? Oh you're not even ready I'm not ready I asked her like no please See all this hailstones That's happening right now

You know who's controlling that Yeah I haven't figured it out yet But as soon as I do Well then it there guys Next we'll come back with more I want to do more history and more conspiracy theories. All right.

No more of the Flash. Yeah. Or do you want more to Flash? I can talk about Green Lantern. Could you? Yeah? You probably could. Hey, there's Green Lantern?

There's Red Lantern. There's Yellow Lantern? Yeah? Green Lantern. Oh no, I won't get into it. Okay. That's all right. There's a gay lantern as well.

What color is he? Pink? He's Russian. Oh. Oh, no. I tell a lie. There was an American Green Lantern who's gay. in a Russian green lantern who was gay

during the Cold War. A lot to know. Heeded rivalry? Literally that. Wow. Before he heated rivalry. Wow. Good to know.

Yeah. All right. Well, get ready for next week, guys. All right. Goodbye.