Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 288 : Lee Andrews and his Flying Car

Episode Date: May 24, 2026

We invest all our money in flying cars...

So Charlie Chalk, I never heard of him, but there's people out there that control Ireland. Right. We don't know their names. No. Yeah. And this is one of them here. He owns like at least three pubs. Okay.

So he's big money, all right. All around Dublin. He owns these pubs. Full names Chalkinstein. Yeah, yeah. He's one of the big dicks. You're not allowed to question it, you know? Chalk controls the media, all right?

Okay. And he owns these pubs. So he's got some money, all right? And much like Succession, he's. got a few kids and they're all vying to take over. He's getting older now, right? And they want to draw some chalk around them.

Huh? Yeah? Chalk out lives? Dead? No, I get it. Corses. Cheese. So You know what it is? You ate some Pringles and I could smell them. Oh really? It's disgusting. I'll drink some more milk to get rid of the

smell. That's not milk. Milk isn't pink. No matter what the media are trying to convince you. What is that? It's milk. Strawberry Yazoo. It's Yzoo. It's normal. Stop eating like a child for God's sake.

Look at you guzzling it. All the cool people drink Yizu's. Yeah, they're heroin addicts. That's what I mean, yeah. They're having a sugar crash. Yeah. There's bad audio there we're both drinking. We're both pretty cool in our own ways.

You're drinking your Morettes and drinking Yizu. Yeah. Well, anyway, so... Tell me about Charlie Chalk. So Charlie Chalk owns all these pubs around Ireland. And he started off in Limerick. all right. And he's got two kids in particular that want to take over. There's a woman

the daughter in her 40s and the son in his late 30s, all right? And they think they're big dicks. Right. So they're drinking one night and they've consumed like a load of pints. Okay. Like I think four. So they're basically like, you know.

George Best, Alcoholics. They can't control their actions. Yeah, yeah. So they go to a pub at like 3 a.m. And they want dinner. 3 a. Yeah, they want like a full carvery, like a plowman's lunch, right?

Right. And they're like, oh, no, the kitchen's closed. They're like, who the fuck? Do you know who we are, all right? We want fucking dinner. We want our gravy right now, bitch, all right? Potatoes, gravy, sausages, bacon, ice cream. The full Irish, right?

Flawfuls. Halal. I want a pizza in there as well. I want some halal potatoes, all right? And the guys, of course, are like being. real like, oh, you can't do that. We don't have halal sausages, all right? Yeah, yeah.

And this other guy, this nosy cunt, is like, hey, maybe don't harass the staff. And then I think it was the brother, first of all, started battering him with bare hands, okay? Right. And the sister started biting him. Biting? Yeah, started biting like his ears and

nose, okay? Well, she's hungry. She's there for dinner. I'd like, yeah. We've all been there, okay? Yeah, yeah. It's like, you know when McCarrie's clothes, I'm out there looking to bite some bitch. They're biting a hobo, you know. Give me your sausage. So this becomes a big thing, all right? And at first, the brother and sister

like we were defending ourselves. Right. But it was all on CTV. Oh, yeah. And they were like, oh, no, it looks like you jumped him. Yeah. He was in a wheelchair and was blind and had his back to you. Yeah, exactly. He was posing a threat.

I didn't feel safe. He's obviously some kind of Charles Xavier your type. He messed with our minds, you know. He made me hungry. And racist. He made me think the N-word so much I had to scream it multiple times. That was Kramer's defense. Yeah, and then, actually, speaking of him being blind,

he wasn't blind, but that was their defense. He was like, no, he's looking at us. Right. And that was what they used in court. Like, Your Honor, he's looking at me. He was giving him the stink eye, Your Honor. Yeah. And because this story actually happened in 2023, I think. Because they're rich, they can delay it and delay it, okay?

Trying to get Judge Nolan involved, all right? Did you molest any children? Because if that's the case, I could get you off tomorrow. No problem. But this was an actual man. Yeah. Of age. People are going to ask questions here.

So it's in the news now. I think it's actually in court now, right? Right, right. But I looked up Charlie Chaw. because I never heard this guy before. Me neither. Turns out he started off, you know the kind of classic story,

probably all lies, okay? It was like, yeah, started from nothing and then bought one small pub and then started from there. Yeah, yeah. But he used to, back in the day, I think like the 80s, all right,

he would go around all the pubs he owned and collect the money himself. All right, real old school, all right? So then she'd be like, it's the fucking dash. Nice, yeah? And he'd have like a big bag with like a dollar sign on it,

you know, like a cartoon. But someone must to know about this or seen him because one day he was getting money from this

pub, he's like, ah lovely, look at that big bag of fucking Wongah right? And he's getting the car and some

lad came with a shotgun. Uh-huh. It's like, give us your blade money, all right? And he was like, I'm not giving you me blade money.

And he thought, the best thing to do is grab the gun and slowly move away from him. Sure. But actually that's bad because you can fire the gun.

Oh yeah. Yeah, so they fire and the shot is like knee off. Oh, and he lost the leg. Really? Yeah.

but I didn't lose my fucking money. Oh, wow. Yeah. I mean, so they didn't get the money after they shot him in the knee? No, they ran away, and I think they, like, got caught straight away. Right, okay. Because they used running a gun. Sure.

Around Dublin, you know, with a Nixon mask, wherever like... They love wearing Nixon masks, don't it? Who? People in films? You're thinking of the bank robbers for point break? Apart from that, no. There's a film, Nixon. like some bank robber

getting over his head How's the bank robber become the president? This is crazy The long con I am not a crook I'm not gonna fall for that Yeah

Maybe Trump should wear a Nixon mask He'd get away with his crimes Well he already has Hasn't he? Is he they're making an Iran movie Okay, no Like now Really?

About the war in Iran right now Operation Freedom It's going to be Michael Bay really? I'm not even joking because you know Paramount are now their own by the Ellicents yeah yeah so they're trying to really push positive America because it's all this like

you know fucking liberal kind of a you know war is bad and all that it's going to be Austin Butler as Trump which is perfect casting I think you know and this shirt keeps falling off and also so they're doing an Iran movie

and of course they are doing the Rush hour film they're actually location scouting right now. They're over and it's going to be all set in Saudi Arabia. Perfect. Yeah. I'm laughing already. Yeah.

Now, the only catch is, so they are making Rush Hour 4. It is set in Saudi Arabia. They might not be able to get Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker. Oh. But it's kind of the whole thing, is it? I think Rushdower is such a good franchise. You don't even need those two. They're dead way at this stage.

Right. You can just get someone else. Who are they looking at? any names being mentioned not yet but they look I just like brush hour

I just want to support Brad Rattner whatever he does well he needs your support now more than ever you know some haters out there are saying

the Melania documentary flopped yeah well if you believe that fucking propaganda you know I didn't you watch did you watch it

I'd be honest yeah I skimmed Okay. You know the way I do it. I watch the first minute of a film and then I skip to about 24 minutes in or so and if I don't understand it, I turn off. It's their fault.

They need to look out for people like me. Have you ever skipped over an episode of Doctor Who? That would be sacrientious. And frankly, fucking retarded, okay? Sorry to use that word, but in this case is justified. It's faired off. And the community back me. Doctor Who fans.

Yeah, shuddy Gottwe's going to come to your defense. He's right. He's right. He is one. I'll tell you what I did watch, actually. I haven't watched any Doctor Who this week. That's okay, yeah? Sure, brother.

Your nose is growing and your penis is shrinking. When I read a Doctor Who book, that's like metadone from me. It's getting away from the show itself. I've slowly worked my way down to eventually I'm just like reading like one piece. of a Doctor Who comic. Okay. Yeah, I need a little bit of something. Sure.

Just keep me going. Otherwise I could die. Yeah. From withdrawals. Like an alcoholic, just taking a shot of mouthwash, you know, just to keep the shakes off.

But I watched actually a pretty decent show, not amazing, called The Responder. Yeah. It's on BBC. It's with Martin Freeman. And it's about Liverpool. And basically how shit and scary it is.

Yeah. And you've been Liverpool, haven't you? I have. Yeah, what do you think of it? I thought it was a lovely city. You went to the posh bits. Yeah, I know you, you know, with your caviar.

Are there any posh bits in Liverpool? I think actually is a pretty economically devastated area. Yeah. I know Tatcher was like, fuck them. And deliberately, I think she did have a policy. It was called something like fuck Liverpool. Or something like that, yeah. And it was just fuck them.

Thatcher famously said about Liverpool, the abortion rate is never high enough. And I'm against. devotion, but not Liverpool. I might be misremembering there. I like Liverpool, yeah. It's a cool city, you know, artsy. It's funny.

You know that's where the Beatles are from? Because they don't let you forget it. You can't walk down the street. Instead of, you're getting mugged by someone. It's somebody wearing a Nixon mask and a Paul McCartney mask over the Nixon mask, you know? I'm also

crook, lads. Give me a dosh. Well, in fairness, Like, if you had the Beatles, you wouldn't mention it a lot. Like, that's a pretty good selling point. What do we have in Ireland? Like, oh, yes, we're the film the Snapper. You too? Even though we all hate.

Exactly, yeah. We're all miserable cunts. And Liverpool was like, yeah, fucking Beatles, yeah. And we're like, uh, Bono, no one likes him. He's a nuns, probably. Are you afraid Bono's got to, uh, think I'm scared of Bono? Bring it on, I was actually trying to get Bono

on the podcast You fucked it He declined Oh He was close He's on the edge What? To me to you

I told you I met the edge Did you? Yeah In Tilings Oh right Yeah And they told me

Not to talk to him Okay I was like Oh come on Yeah I love me Yeah I do my songs

And my impressions And all there Yeah But yeah It was first some event. I think he does probably some tax deductible things like a charity to help like you know people from Fingless Read or something.

Sure, yeah. And um... That's going well. What? I said it's going well. But anyway, the responder it's, um, it's pretty decent. It's a, Martin Freeman doing a really good scouse accent. Cool. Like very convincing. He's a good actor.

He is. I was actually surprised and he plays a hard man in it. Yeah? Because I'm of course thinking he's going to look to the camera and do a funny fade. But he's like the proper like, I'm fucking mint. too here. Every day I go out in the street I see dead children and burning junkies. Yeah. And that kind of, he's all fucked up in the head.

He's threatening to kill people. He puts a dead fetus in a lump of jelly, you know? Who did this? Handbags and the glad ranks. So he plays Chris

Sumpton. Chris Liverpool. He plays Chris. Okay. And Chris was a former, I think, detective, but then he went a bit funny in the head. And everyone's like, you started crying. I didn't start crying.

We all saw it. You were crying and shitting yourself. And they love to bring that up, don't they? They do. And the custody battle. So he had a bit of a wobble. Right, right. A fucking wobble.

And he's been bumped down to regular police officer again. A Bobby on the beat. Yeah. But he, which I didn't know. I thought Bobby's, like the police, had to have partners with them. Yeah. A lot of times he's going on his own.

Well. I suppose probably understaff, maybe. Maybe? Yeah. He's such a badass. Oh, he's pretty bad. Well, he's a mentaler. Nobody wants to be partnered with a mental or a grown man crying in public.

He's clearly a schizophrenic or something. He only cried a few times. Well, that's a few too many. So he kind of drives around, but the twist is he actually works for a dealer. Oh. Doesn't, like, work from property. does a few, you know, bits and pieces for him, you know, gives him the odd...

He's a bent copper. He's bent, yeah. Yeah. And in Liverpool, you can't be bent, all right? Oh, as you found out. That's why I don't go. I'm not allowed. So, now this is a bit silly now,

but I'll just tell you what the main plot is. So I like the world, like the characters. The main plot is a little bit stupid. I want to see if you think it's lame or cool, all right? Okay. So the main plot is, Martin Freeman is a cop. And he also works for a drug dealer.

Right. And already I'm like, what? There must be some mistake because a police officer, a drug dealer, they're like the opposite. There are opposite sides of the law.

The lines have blurred. Oh, it's so confusing. It's called a tin blue line for a reason, okay? There's a line there and it can't be crossed. But no, he is crossing it, all right?

Help the drug dealer do little things. So it might give him some information or be like, you know, give him a heads up, all right? But shoot a child for him, you know? Yeah, you know, like that. blow up a building or something like that, okay? But he gets a phone call from a dealer.

And dealer is like a scary guy, okay? He's like, oh, he may. Oh, I'm the little... I can't do it, all right? No, you nailed it, I think. Really? Oh, yeah. Perfect, yeah.

I'm actually auditioning. It was great. It was so good. I'm being more positive, though. Could I be in the Beatles movie? I mean, it's a travesty that you're not. Frankly, I think Sam Mendez is really missing a Right here.

So he's like, alright, Martin Freeman, I need you to find some fucking junkie scum. It's like, narrow it down, please. Yeah, Casey's her name. You know, Casey, oh, the young one, yeah, find her, right?

Why? I'm not telling you, just find her. Okay. He's like, oh, she probably owes him some money or something like that. Maybe it's a case of unrequited love.

Oh, I love being a matchmaker. I'm too nervous to ask her out myself, all right? You got to find her. Yeah. Be like, will you shift my friend? I'm gonna fucking old a parent, ransom and maybe she'll notch

me off. She loves you, yeah, yeah. So he goes finding this drug addict, all right? Casey the crackhead. Casey Crackhead, exactly, yeah. So he's looking for her and he finds her. Of course, she's like, I don't know what he's talking about?

I don't owe any money. Really? Maybe not. I'm a very financially responsible heroin addict. So he's driving her and she's like, you bring me to the station? No, I'm bringing you to me. I forget his name now.

It's called Big Ed or something. Okay. Big Ed, no, it's going to kill me. Oh, what? What, you owe me like 50 quid or something? You know, I just put a scare into you. Yeah. No, I robbed some cocaine.

Oh. How much? This much. Mm-hmm. And, uh, if you get, listening, okay, she put their arms out for a way. So it turns out, she robbed his whole stash. Shit. So she robbed, um, how much is a duffel bag worth of cocaine?

A few kilos, I'd say. A couple of quid, yeah? I mean... It seems... I got too excited. I'll try and say point to Guinness. I was like... I mean, a few kilos is probably like...

Maybe like 50 grand or something. I have no idea. You think you're cool, don't you? No. When did I ever? I think I've been pretty down on myself from episode one. Okay.

Well, any of the cocaine I ever buy has always been stepped on so much. It's just parmesan cheese mixed with pubes. And I'm like, thank you, sir. May I have another? It's not even white or anything. Oh, it's a bit moreish, isn't it? But anyway, the point is, all right?

He's like, what? You stole how much? You're dozy. Give it back. I lost it. Oh, fucking hell. Look, don't worry. He probably just want to scare you, all right? but then they go to the place and the drug dealer there

with like loads of hammers and his henchmen of like a pickax and a flame thrower right she's like they're probably going to use it on me and Martin Freeman was like oh fuck sake I didn't know I was getting involved in this so he drives off and a drug dealer is like

damn you Martin Freeman rescues her does he rescues her now wouldn't it be so much better dramatically if he gave her to the drug dealer and they kill her and we're like holy shit we're in the deep end here. But they make him a cop with a heart

of gold, which is less interesting. It's like Dexter. They're like, oh, Dexter, if it's about serial killer killing people and he can't control himself, that's more interesting than he's just like a really good serial killer. Yeah, yeah. Now, does the drug dealer have something

on Martin Freeman? Like, uh, yeah, we have a video of you crying in public like a mentalist. So you're in our pocket now for life. don't want to get too into it. Okay. I don't want to spoil too much because some people might actually want to watch the twists and turns. Fair enough. Yeah. Because it's not bad.

All right. If it was shit, I'd reveal everything, but it's not like terrible. I did like the world. Okay. So this is all the first episodes. I'll talk with this. All right. So anyway, he's already pissed off the biggest drug dealer in Liverpool. All right. And Martin Freeman is like, oh shit. Here, listen, here's 20 quid. Get out of Liverpool. Don't spend it all on crack, all right. All right, time to go to the train station. And then, you know, he drives off and she runs to the crack house straight away.

Oh, yeah. And then the rest of the first series, which I watched, is the drug dealer would be like, get me Casey. I don't know where Casey is. You're fucking lying. I don't know where she is. Oh, no, you're fucking lying. I don't know. If you don't find her, I'm going to kill your kids.

Ah. Oh, okay. I'll try and find her. And she's like trying to sell, remember she said, she lost the cocaine. Oh yeah? She lied. Oh my God. Yeah.

Well, if you can't trust her crackhead, who can you trust, you know? Yeah. I honestly, I just wanted to kill the crackhead. Sure. I had no sympathy for her. You fuck with a drug dealer. You rob all this cocaine. Yeah.

What do you expect? Okay. And you're putting Martin Freeman's family in danger by doing this. You're selfish. That's what you are. Ah. You, a drug dealer, surprisingly, are selfish. Yeah.

And you care me. more about drugs than other people. Uh-huh. Right. You're a very moral guy. Yeah, I'll give him the hard talk. Right, okay. Yeah, because I know you'd be like, oh, hug a hoodie and all that, you know. Remember that? No? Oh, that was a real thing. Wow, really? When David Cameron got into office, that was his main goal, yeah.

Hug a hoodie. Yeah, if you hug, you know, those hoodie seems scary. Yeah. But that's just because they don't have enough love in their life. I see. So you know when there's like a hoodie... How many grannies had to get stabbed before Cameron, yeah, maybe don't, you know. Just give them a thumbs up from across the street.

You know, they're like, you know, men's going to get stabbed up and ting, bro. Yes. Yeah. They're actually scared. Ah. She's got, hey, bring the loving. I know. Kind of like Goodwill hunting.

It's like, it's not your fault. It's not your fault. As they're actively stabbing you. Yeah, yeah. Oh, ho. You're stabbing me. Oh, I need that hoodie to plug up the bleeding holes. and my chest

fuck off Anyway So responder anyway I liked it Okay Yeah yeah I would have I would have liked

It to be more episodic actually I thought the long running drama Of it Was a bit boring But hey You're writing something for BBC 1 So he needs you know To attract the plebs

stupid people Oh I care Yeah Yeah yeah yeah So I know what they're doing And it's actually interesting The guy He's actually a former

Police officer right and he signed up for his writing competition and he won so he got monitored mentored by Jimmy McGovern

oh okay yeah so it's got that kind of vibe to it yeah yeah he loves that you know British misery yeah it's all just like I can't afford it yeah I'm taking my kids away

I watch that show legends and it's kind of it's about drug dealers in Liverpool yeah but yeah Steve Coogan is fantastic in it the main guy in it though

fuck I'm Tom Burke Yes, Tom Burke. He looks so much like Charlie Brooker. It was distracting. I can see what you mean, yeah. Especially in this show, he's kind of got like gray hair and it's kind of like a bit of a mop. Like the whole time just was like, whoa, Charlie Brooker's kicking his.

Usually he's just like, oh, this TV show is shit. But in this one he's really, yeah, he's really. So it's like they're a task force. And isn't it like Steve Coogan's kind of like the. em of it you know he's like giving the orders he's like charlie's angels yeah the thing is they're customs officers so they're not cops or anything oh so they're basically like pencil pushers but he manages to get like this five best and brightest ones and yeah uh what's that guy's name again tom burke tom burke kind of embarrassing you forgot his name is it tom burke is kind of like a national treasure

name anything else he was ever in i tell you actually i can i tell you i tell you give me a minute he was in uh fuck mank mank yeah that's what you're coming to the table with

everyone loves mank he played orson wells and mank okay well fair enough you got me there I prefer it his work in donkey punch myself but um oh shit yeah

fuck you should remember donkey punch yeah yeah but anyway yeah it's a good show it's only six episodes and it's a true story room for another series? I mean, I don't know, I guess.

Like, this was, like, based on a book, and obviously it's based on a true story. But, yeah, it's great. Like, so there's the Liverpool drug gang, their connection with, like, Turkish drug gangs and they're crossing over. And it's basically just these customizations are, like, going undercover.

And, yeah, very good. I enjoyed it. Cougain's fantastic. Oh, watch that. I want to watch something good again. Yeah, yeah. It's good. I enjoyed it.

Well, you know where you enjoyed that? you won't enjoy this next bit now. Because we're finally going to talk about Green Lantern. Right. Because as I mentioned, Green Lantern is coming. Yeah, keep drinking. Green Lantern is coming to the small screen. We're getting a HBO Green Lantern show,

which people have said is better than true detectives. Seriously. Well, maybe the last season. No, the second season. People on the DC Reddit message board say that this is better than the Sopranos. Okay. The wire.

And the Godfather. Oh, combined. Yeah, exactly. Right. Okay. So Green Lantern is a long-running character with a long, complex, and uninteresting backstory. Okay.

So let's dive in. Let's do it. So let's go all the way back to the 1930s. We start off at the Green Lantern comic, and it's Alan Scott. That's his name, all right? And he's a rich guy, and he lives in Gotham. Oh Does

You strike a bell there Does it? Gotham? Yeah No Oh Doesn't, no Don't think there's any

I thought you be Yeah Oh what Nothing there No Sorry Well he lives in Gotham Alright

And he's gay Oh He wasn't gay in the 30s But the recondent So he's gay now He's gay now Yeah They made him gay in the

2010s Okay Yeah All your favourite Turn gay Eventually There's a lesson there Yeah

It's like Oh hip-hop. They're all gay. They're all finger-papping each other's assholes. They make Green Lantern wear dresses. Green Lantern

was at the ditty parties, you know? So Green Lantern, he is like a rich guy, he runs a company, okay? I think he's involved with the Gotham Broadcasting corporations, like they're BBC, okay? Ah. But he finds a magic lantern, as you do, and that gives him the powers of Green Lantern.

So he's got a magic ring, and he recharged it with the lantern, and he can turn the ring, okay, he can project different things using the power of his mind, his will. So he could make a green hammer and hit you over the head with it. Oh.

Or he can make a green frying pan and smack you with it? Green dildo and put it up your bum hole. Yeah, he could, yeah. And you have to be like, oh no. I certainly hope you don't make a bigger dildo that vibrates. Oh, I'll show you.

Oh, I won't rob any more banks. So that's the green lantern, okay? And then he... So we can just make anything with this... Yeah, the power of the green lantern is only limited by the power of your imagination. Right. So if you're very unimaginative,

you just have... Like, let's say me, okay? I'm not real... I'm not a guy for big picture thinking, all right? So I would just create, like, you know, again, like a big mallet. Right. And whack you with it, all right?

Okay. Whereas other green lanterns are kind of more artistic. So they have more... fun with it so they could make let's say um make like a green basketball all right and bang you it over the head i don't see how that's any more inventive than a mallet well it's actually a lot stupider okay well could they make another person oh yes yeah okay well you okay you'd be a good green lantern now yeah i think we've proven there that i'm not too good of this okay but yeah let's say okay I'm thinking out loud here.

Let's say... I want to make a harum of hoars to suck my bulbs. And that will stop crimes about. No. Let's say you have a you have a t-shirt with Muhammad Ali on it.

All right? He's like, oh, you like Muhammad Ali, guess what? And you create a Muhammad Ali and he punches you. But it's only Muhammad Ali with Parkinson's, so he's not very good. It's not very effective. You can't hold that mallet stand. you idiot so the point is okay

he's Green Lantern for a while and he has to stop because McCarty the McCarthy hearings and all that. Also remember Jay Edgar Hoover he's got picks of Green Lantern being gay. Oh. He uses to blackmail him. Interesting. So Green Lantern's

got retire and for a long time there's no Green Lantern and then in the late 50s, the early 60s we get Hal Jordan and Hal Jordan, he's a fighter pilot and the alien crash lands on Earth as an alien there and he's like, oh, I'm dying, but I got the ring.

You will take the ring. And Hal Jordan becomes the new Green Antoine. It's a cock ring. You have to put it on your cock. Come on, no. Oh, well. An alien died, all right? And you're making fun of it. E.T. Bone home. Woo!

Welcome to Earth. Doesn't he say Earth? I think I heard that he says earth and then we're all like yeah he probably says earth doesn't he? No, no. I don't believe I don't think any

white guy would ever you know be racist for no reason. Oh, for no reason. For no reason. Yeah. For no reason. Yeah. Like unjustified.

Anyway, the point is, okay, so how Jordan, we've got a lot more to go. How Jordan becomes the next green lantern? He's a green lantern for a year. right and in the TV show he's played by Kyle Chandler okay yeah okay so he's like he's the rough guy hard drinking hard living okay banging all the chicks he's a he's a he's a danger junkie all right right but then his city gets destroyed and he goes over the edge okay okay so his city gets destroyed and he's like he goes mental because the grief all right and then

he starts killing all the other green lanterns oh because he wants to have the power of all the green lanterns so you can bring people back to life. So they all have their own lanterns and rings? Yeah, it's all connected to the central, I'm glad you asked, alright? I already regret it. The central power source on the planet Owa. Owa.

Yeah, and by the way, the green lanterns are kind of like cops. Okay. So they're like space cops, and they've all got their precinct, pre-p... Oh yeah, you got it. Well, thanks, yeah. Thank you. All right, so, they all right. So they all got their areas, all right.

And Earth happens to be Hal Jordan's area. And they have to radio in. And by the way, the guys who control Owa are little blue men called the Guardians. Right. Guardians of Earth. No, Guardians of the Universe. Right, right.

So that's the background there. But anyway, Green Lantern decides if he can kill all the other lanterns, he'll get the full power and then he can bring people back to life. Okay. But that doesn't work. And Green Lantern, Hal Jordan, he dies and becomes a ghost

he becomes a spectre the spectre yeah and he's a instrument of God who punishes the sinners yeah right okay yeah it's pretty cool and then Kyle Rainer

becomes an X green lantern and he's an artist so he's real creative just the one I'm talking about he can create like a big construct you know like he would literally like have like he'd make a train track and have you tied to the train track can have a train come run you over.

That kind of big elaborate stuff, right? Right, right. And he is a girlfriend, and she gets put in the fridge. And you ever heard of fridging? No. Oh, it's a big internet thing back in the day, yeah. Okay. So he had a girlfriend, she got,

and at the time, women got really upset, because his girlfriend just killed and put in a fridge and said that was a shock value. Wait, what do you mean? Killed and then put into the fridge? Yeah. Okay. So a villain killed her and put her,

put her in the fridge. So at the end of one comic, Kyle's like, hey, where's my girlfriend? I'm hungry. He opened the fridge and she falls out all dead. And they said this was shock value. Okay. And you're using the debt. You know the women are fucking always complaining. They're being murdered. Yeah, yeah. They take issue with that, don't they? So they get the ick if you try and kill them and put them in the fridge. So they said it was cheap shock value. You're using the debt of women. Whatever. I don't even care, right? But then that became the term, if you ever kill off a woman, it's called fridging.

Oh, I see. Right. Yeah. And anyway, so who cares? Kyle Rayner is. Oh, and also there's a black green lantern as well called Hal Jordan. Okay. No, sorry. John Stewart.

Ah. John Stewart's the black green lantern. Right, right. And then there's a loads different lanterns as well. Good. Yeah, there's like a whole spectrum of lanterns. Is it going somewhere? Sorry.

I don't think you're interested. I'm trying to bet. I haven't won you over with this. All right. Because I have all these Green Lantern comics. I don't tell it'd be fun if you read them all. Right. Why?

You think that it would win me over? I think you expand your kind of mindset a bit. Okay. Okay. Nah. Okay. It'll be all right. Thanks.

All right. What else are you talking about? Well, tell me about the new HBO shows. What's... Right. So the new H. I'm glad you have to, right? So the new HBO show is being pitched as like a science fiction take on true detectives.

Okay. So it is Hal George. So Kyle Rayner, and you know Aaron Pierre from Rebel Ridge? You know the black guy with the amazing eyes? I mean, yeah. He's really hot. Okay. He is, isn't he?

Sure. Yeah, come on. I didn't know his eye. Does he have amazing eyes? He's got piercing eyes. Right. Yeah. You get lost in.

them. Right. Okay. So it's them investigating weird stuff in a small town. And you know the little the teenager from Trainspot on Kelly McDonald's. Oh yeah? Yeah, she plays a tough sheriff. Yeah. She's not a teenager anymore. She's like 50. Well, with the Green Lantern

range. You can do what you want. Yeah, okay. Yeah. So they're investigating weird stuff at a small town. Right. And that's the premise. And also, Nathan Philean's going to show up in it. Oh. Because Nathan Phileon was a green lantern in the Superman movie. Good stuff. Which one? The newest one there. Obviously.

Oh, the last one. Yeah. Right, okay. Do you haven't watched you, have you? I haven't, no. I mean, yeah. I heard it was good, I guess. I heard it was great. If you like that sort of thing. I watched it nine times. Yeah. Still don't understand it. How's he able to fly? It's not a bloody air of play this, eh? Yeah. So that's the, it's coming up soon,

so I'll watch it week to week and keep you update. I can't wait. That's been my new euphoria. When euphoria ends, we move in the green lantern. Uh-huh.

Yeah. What else have I watched there? Oh, we didn't talk about Katie Price actually. All right. You'll enjoy this. So this is like your dessert. So Katie Price,

I've been following Katie Price in ages. Well, you're missing out. Well, can you know what Katie Price? She looks. immense whole now. Holy fuck. I think maybe if I was her

I would cut back a little bit on the you know she's got she's really she's not aging gracefully at say no she's really gone for the white teeth and the tan and her teeth she looks like fucking donkey from Shrek just these gigantic luminous white

gnashers. It was hurting my teeth not my teeth it was hurt my eyes a bit yeah very very bright but so I don't know like Peter Kraus she's a bad one for that too. See, I haven't been keeping up to date with Katie Price.

So I was like, but then she popped up in the Louis True podcast. Okay. And I kind of, she's not well. Okay. Not well mentally, you know. I would say that's a fair assessment. She doesn't seem to be doing well.

And I don't know how much of that is a calculated move for attention, how much of it is just genuine mental illness. I think they intertwine very much. I think she definitely has got like body dysmorphia. because like so I mean she always had plastic surgery fake breasts and whatever but now her breasts are like

cartoonishly large and she's obviously not that she ever needed it but she's very clearly unosemic now because her frame is skeletal it is worrying yeah she's got she's really really skinny with gigantic fake breasts

and these huge white teeth and she just looks insane you know yeah It's kind of hard to... As someone who... She was a beautiful woman and then she kind of slowly...

But I mean, it's not surprising someone would get by this morphia because even back in the 2000s, when she had big fake tits, the sun would run like poles and stuff being like, are tits big enough? Yeah. And the public, like, you know,

97% of the builders read the sun. They're fucking tiny. Yeah. Fucking is the itty bitsy titty committee around her, Gaff. Fucking Harvey's got bigger tits than her, Mick.

good bud. Is you growing boy? You need something to sup the law. You get it on milk. Harvey milk. Makes no sense. But all right. But yeah, so what were they talking about

on the Louis Theroux? Just about her life and all that. I didn't realize so she was at one stage banging, you know Schumacher, the driver. Who was really famous, Michael Schumacher. Oh, yes. Have you ever heard of his brother?

No. Well, she was banging his brother. Right. And apparently she wrote in her book that he was very uninterested in having sex with her. Okay. And then as soon as they broke up, he turned gay. Huh. Maybe actually, now they say that out loud, maybe he was gay the whole time.

Nah, I don't think so. No, you're right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The tits are so big they made him gay. That's what... Easily done. Oh, yes. It's my biggest worry in life.

So, anyway, they're talking about... The big thing that's in the news, what we're talking about, is she's got a new husband. Yeah. So her new husband is called Lee Andrews. Lee Andrews. I want to get your take in this guy, see if you like him or I think he might be a bit of a con man. Okay. So Lee Andrews, he runs loads of companies, all right?

Yeah. Big investment and crypto companies. Ah, right. And he's working on a flying car. Okay. Okay. So he's got a patent for a flying car. Oh, he does, does he?

He's invented one then. he's got it. Okay. It's on the way. He's a sharp cookie then. And he's also looking to, you know Chelsea Football Club? Yes.

He's going to buy that. Right. Yeah, he's thinking of buying it. It depends, you know. He's worried he might have so much money. Chelsea are intimidated by him. But first, I need the grounds of Chelsea football stadium to build a car park in the sky

for my Sky car. Otherwise, no fucking deal. Okay. And also he can speak every language. known to man and some unknown to man. Really? Yeah, like he can speak Atlantis. Okay, interesting.

Well, and Chinese. I mean, you're kind of, you're showing your ignorance there. Clearly, when he was driving around in his flying car, he met some space aliens and conversed with him. And they were like, glip, glorp, glorp, her tides aren't big enough, glip glorpe. So he's doing very well. And he's got all these pictures on Instagram of him hanging out

with Kim Kardashian Elon Musk A lot of people like naysayers are like Why does Kim Kardashian have six fingers And they're saying

that might be AI No That's just how the wealthy Leave you know She can have As many fingers As she wants You know

So basically He lives in Dubai Because he's got so much money He can't live in the UK Okay Because It would ruin the tax system All right

Right Okay Because it's confused All the tax men Yeah So he lives lives in Dubai and he met Katie Price and then three days later he proposed to her. That's heartwarming. Very beautiful. Love story. And it gets more...

Finally, she's found her prince charming. At long last. He is very charming because what he does is he brings up to hotel room, all right? And he's like, you know, oh, I'll go to bring up to hotel room and stick up your shite pipe, whatever, you know, something romantic, all right? But then he opens the door and in flowers, roses, he got, will you marry me? right very beautiful okay and in smaller flowers Harvey can't live with us but hey he probably if I let it if I drive him around the flying car

he'd make a mess of it you know he'd probably get fingers be all sticky from sweets and the buttons would all get messed up what it's a flying car it's an expensive bit of machinery needs to look at So anyway, they got married then, okay?

Okay. Now, there was some awful woman online who said that a few months earlier she proposed to him. No, sorry, he proposed to her in the same room in the exact same way. It was the same flowers. Yeah, by the time we got the Katie, they're all rotten, smelly. So they got married there, right? Now she lives with, well, lived with her husband. Right.

Right. But then, guess what? Last week, she was meant to appear on Good Morning Britain with her husband. Right. This is the big leagues now, all right? Good morning Britain. It doesn't get any bigger than that, all right? Now, the day of, she gets a phone call from her husband.

And he's tied up and he's got a bag just over his head, all right? Okay. And he's like, honey, I'm being taken away by the, oh no, they're here. Ah! And it hangs up. Oh, my God. Yeah. It's big news, okay?

And then Katie Price is like, I've got to make a video about this. Right. So she puts a video up and it's like the truth about my husband. And she starts off, you know, like and subscribe and all that. Sure. And then she says, oh yeah, I don't know what's going on. I think my husband's been kidnapped.

Yeah, not, but he's been taking away by the Taliban. And pirates. Pirates and the Taliban. Somalian Taliban. Somalabans. Yeah. So he is now at the moment, uh,

actively kidnapped. Okay. Now the police aren't really investigating. They said, fuck off. Oh. They said, we're not following this anymore.

Right. I just got the police, they're on the take probably. Oh my God. What? This goes all the way up to city hall. Corruption at the high. Oh.

Yeah. Something is rotten in the state of Denmark. Like Katie Price calls up, you know, Kier Starmar. And Kirstarmer's like, yeah, we'll help you. Wink, wink, wink. Yeah.

He's got Lee. he's got Lee in the back of his car. Well, looks like I've got a new rent boy for the evening. Yeah, so, and this sun journalist, actually the story about him, where she was talking to him, just before he got kidnapped, obviously. She was talking to him and he said that he could take your money, all right, and, you know, like quadrupling something? Yes.

He could like triple quadruple the money. Right. Whatever that is. Four by three. Seven. Seven droopal? No. Okay.

I don't know what it is, all right? But anyway, he could give you loads of one guy, right? Right. Okay. This woman was doing a report on him. So she gave him 500 quid. So he's promising a good ROI. Return on investment.

Yes. Oh, you're showing off there. Well, you know, I'm a... Income. tax? Correct. Value added. I don't know what that is now.

I'm a lad who does my taxes. He's very trustworthy. So, anyway, where was it going with this? Oh yeah. She gave him 500 quid and he was like, oh, brilliant. So I'm investing in right now.

And she got back a week later. He's like, yeah, it's already, you know, that 500 quid, it's now $3 billion. Oh. Yeah. She was like, oh, I can have it. No.

Because you know what? It'd be stupid because it's going to make, you're going to, you're going to actually regret taking out now because it's going to get bigger and bigger, you know? Okay. Yeah. And then he knows his stuff. Yeah, and then he got kidnapped.

Would you believe it? Oh, that's bad timing. I know exactly. That's unfortunate. So I'll keep you updated, guys, on what Katie Price is doing. So he's faked his own kidnapping. That's pretty libelous now.

Okay. Well, that's what the naysayers are. The naysayers are saying that he's faked his kidnapping. Now, as I was saying earlier, I don't know how much Katie Price like knows or cares what's going on. Or if this is like a sad publicity stunt. Is she in on it with them?

Well, even if she is in on it with like maybe this kidnapping story, okay? Is she in on it with like all the other stuff, the investments and all that? Yeah. Did he meet her and just like, oh, let's do a marriage. It could be good for our profiles.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, I don't know. know how much she's involved in this. Right, okay. I mean, she's obviously trying to push out the story. Like, I get that she's not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I think she wouldn't, even she's been around the media a long time. Yeah, she wouldn't fall for this.

Like, she knows how the game is played, you know? She's a devious, cutting, almost reptilian in nature, you know? A predator. Well, she's set a bad precedent. Let's say, like, I marry someone, and I get. really kidnapped. She'd be like, I'm not falling for that,

eh? I'm no Katie Price, bitch. Yeah. Who do you think could kidnap you? Who would want me? I didn't mean it like that,

but... I'm actually actively trying to get kidnapped. You know, I'm tying myself. I'm duct tape on my face, you know, I'm like walling around. Like, oh, hope no one takes me. Yeah. Oh, no, my pants fell down.

And all the fucking, you know, all the grooming gangs won't have me. Well, keep, keep at it. Keep trying, you know. Yes. What are we at their time with? Oh, nice. 50 minutes.

All right, okay. I'll be honest, I kind of, you know what? I've been tinked with the pringles the whole time. You can have some. No, people hate when you eat on mic. They do. Yeah. They really don't like it at all.

It's their misophonia. Is that what it's called? That's a term when you get like actively, you have like a very strong physiological reaction to certain sounds, you know? It's like when I'm out. drinking and I'm screaming at the top of my lungs. People don't like it, you know?

A lot of these problems, it's them, not you. I agree. I always say that. Because I think you call it screaming. I just call it boisterous fun. Correct. And, you know, all the people who left and, you know, made complaints and stuff. Yeah. This can have a good time. Sticks in the mud.

Yeah. Yeah. Wet blankets. If Pavarotti was singing, you wouldn't complain. No. I don't think so. Yeah. And it's same with you. Yeah. When you're talking. talking about killing yourself very loudly. Ain't banter. Any plans for the rest of the week?

No, I'm in work tomorrow. Oh, you're back on. I forgot it's Friday. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I live such a bohemian lifestyle. I don't know what day of the week is or anything. My life is just get up in the mornings, do a bit of work, you know, lay some pipe. Oh, ooh.

Like mother like son, huh? The pipe doesn't work. The pipe's all flat. Copy. Yeah. But you've got a big weekend now, you're home alone. Yeah, I've got some Doctor Who books to read. Well, is that all?

That's all I need. You're not going to get all the old gang around? They'll try and take my Doctor Who books. Oh, okay. They're going to weigh me down, all right? Doctor Who books that I need. I got two. I got Scales of Injustice.

And another one called Amorality Tale. Okay. I heard Amorality Tale, apparently. It's like, you know the long good for I need. they? With Bob Hoskins. Yeah. Imagine that, but instead of the IRA,

it's aliens. Uh-huh. But it's the exact same plot apart from that. I are aliens. That could be something. No, I don't think it could be. I don't think it's worth

pursuing or, you know. I was ready to invest. Dad, we come on, IRA aliens. It's got to. Yeah. And he's like, what is it? Like a show or a movie?

I don't know yet. But we need, we need seven. million euro now he's got a patent for a flying car yeah so i don't really have much else planned um i do need to get back out there i think yeah you haven't really been seen in public in in my defense i am doing a fuck ton of work are you yeah of course i am yeah i was doing the farming course for ages i'm actively building houses i'm working hard okay and i don't get a break till the sun goes down okay so when it's bright you go full on you know. Right, right, okay.

Yeah, even this weekend where I'm on my own. Still got to feed all the animals and all there. I can't forget to feed the animals again. It'll die. Okay. What are you going to feed them? Chocolate. Not pot noodle and brinkles.

No, donkeys love pot noodle and chocolate. Okay. And you zoo and all that good stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah, that's what I'll be doing. Well, no prostitutes. You sure? I'm sure it.

No, no prostit. And I haven't shit myself this week. This week? What about last week? You have a little accident, a little whoopsie? Look, last week is the past, I live in the moment. I live in the here and now. The power of no.

Yeah. What else? I'm trying to think what else I've watched her scene. I'll tell you, this weekend, I'm really going to sit down and try and watch a lot of stuff. Okay. I watch stuff, and I think it might be good, but it's just so boring. Like, I watch faces of debt. Oh, yeah.

Which I thought, I fell for a little. marketing on this. I heard Faces of Death was really extreme and violent and it was so scary that if you watch it you'd die. Ah. Yeah. And I was like... I want to die, so let's

go. It's that a rope. Well, Faces of Death, like back in like the 90s there were like this series of VHSs that you could order and it was basically snuff movies because it was like, well, just videos of people dying on

camera. Actually, you're wrong. Hate to be that guy, actually. Oh, you do, do you? You hate to be that guy? I love being that guy. I hate what happens to me. Like, just to get sidetracked from him.

The guy we know, all right, and he'll live with a fella who's like that, all right? And this guy, by the way, I was a bit intimidated by him because he was a real smart, cool guy. He ate Chinese every day, and he watched Charmed and listen to the Blind Boy podcast. And this, you're intimidated by this guy?

So he was real intellectual. He was charmed knowledge was unsurpassed, okay? And then one time, in fairness, I was in the wrong, all right? And that's my great shame, okay? But we're drinking one time, and we talked to talk with Scary Movie. I mean, I was talking with Scary Movie, and they were telling me to shut up, right? Yeah, but I was really off. Officer Duffy.

But I was wrong, if you honest, did you okay? Where I was like, yeah, scary movie, the first two were great, because the two Jewish guys did it but those black fellas took over Yeah It's like you know

A party Okay I'm talking with this And then he was like Actually the Wayne brothers Did the first two movies Uh huh And I just

I left the party Then Because I was like So like You're wrong there Okay Let me just get up My phone now

I was like I gotta go You flush the phone Down the toilet He can never know I break like a A burger phone Yeah, and I never

I never saw those guys again I fake my debt to move to Australia Was my point there Yeah, but faces of death Face of death, okay My point, my yeah actually point is A lot of the scenes in the face of debt Were actually fake

Oh They're actually fake deaths made for the movies That's embarrassing And they mix it with some real debts But it was mostly fake Fake, okay, right I think maybe later on did more, okay, but the first big face of the death,

there's a lot of fake and some real ones as well. And I think the framing device is some guy being like, hello there, I'm Dr. Debt. And I study the deaths and life and everything in between the torture and the beauty. Oh, aren't they very similar? I'm an artist in a way. And my paintbrush is murder.

or you know that kind of stuff, right? But they've done a remake. Wait, you're one from Euphoria. Which one? You know, the one who isn't Sidney-Sweeney or Annie the Popper? She's not in Euphoria anymore. Oh, okay.

I don't want to say the fat one. But it's the fat one. The larger one, all right? Oh, okay, yeah. The one who dressed, doesn't she dress like a cat or something? Yeah. What was that? Why she dressed like a cat? She wanted to not show her face on camera

when she was like a cam girl. Oh, is she? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I never watched you for you season one or two. Oh, okay. How would she get on with the camming? She was pretty popular. There'd be like these like middle age fat losers with tiny penises.

And they were like, please call me a fat loser with a tiny penis and I'll give you lots of money. By the way, this is like an appeal to the people of Ireland. There is not that many Irish cam girls out there. And I don't know what's going on. Maybe they're hiding from me. Maybe. Yeah, but I'd be like, can we, you know, it'll be like, you know, even the ones who say their cam girls,

I'll message them and just delete their accounts. Oh. Go back to college. Become doctors. One message from you. They're like, I need to turn my life around. I hit rock bottom. Yeah.

Hello? So this is a remake. And the kind of hook to this remake is, It's about a guy who loves Face of the Debt, the original. Oh, yeah. And now he's a copycat. Okay. So now he's killing people on Reddit.

Oh. Yeah, the next generation. Yes, because that's where you can watch stuff movies on Reddit. Um, or yeah, well. Can you? I think the mods pretty, they ruin it, don't they? Reddit's so lame now. Yeah, yeah.

You can't watch beheading videos or wasn't when Reddit started. And I don't remember when Reddrist. actually you don't say I don't remember when Reddit started but someone told me that like when Reddit started the two most popular pages like or memes or like underage upskirts or something

Oh boy It was like a little bit different back then Yeah yeah oh no sorry Or jail bait that was a little different Yeah I made it worse Yeah I was forgetting the subreddit I started my apologies or yeah that and scary movie facts

but so she the girl from Euphoria she works in a website for a website called Kino which is like their version of TikTok right she's a content moderator right right right and this stuff was interesting I didn't know how it works so

it literally is just like you watched a full video and you have a whole thing select so you can select like you know murder supporting drug use, you know. Happy face, frowny face. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah.

So you just like pick the buttons and you watch the next video. That's it. Yeah, content moderated. That's an interesting career to have. So you have to watch a full beheading video and then be like, hmm, good or better? Was it be good for children or bad?

Did the guy seem like he deserved it? He was a real cry, baby. Yeah, so she's watching this. And then she stumbles on. to like all these like face of the debt style videos and online people are like dude that's so fake

and lame and gay and it's like no dude that's definitely real oh dude you're such a fucking noob you know it's like that and she becomes obsessed with this kind of world and we find out and this is actually one bit that was pretty good the reason

why she's obsessed with all this is because she and her sister used to like TikTok challenges back in the day. And there's one TikTok challenge called Stand in front of her train and dance challenge. And they did that and would you believe her sister got hit by a train?

Well, if she's not smart enough to get out of the way of a moving tray and I have little sympathy for her. That's the way generations being destroyed by social media. Right, I see. So because that she comes overly obsessed and then she has to investigate in these killings and she thinks they're all

linked and of course the detectives like, you silly woman, that the What? A killer who kills multiple people? You daft, love. This isn't Holly weird. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. And the killer in it is very cliched.

He literally like, you know, I am an artist and the blood is my paint. And then he... I'll just spoil it. There's nothing to spoil, actually. It's fine. Pretty boring. He kidnaps her and injects her with fentanyl.

Nice. But then he... She kills him. And it turns. out the whole thing is being streamed online and then she looks at the comments, it's all like lame fake gay

yeah and she's like the end yeah wow terrible yeah I didn't like it good Charlie Charlie XX is in it for like two minutes oh really and don't use her at all I was like oh she's in it so I must turn up at the end she must be the villain or something oh yeah

must have got her for a day I love Charlie XXX so do I think she's great I love her more okay a competition. It is a competition. Okay. Because I know she's listening. She's like, ooh, inie, me, my, nemo. Brian or James, which one will a blow?

Hmm. Yeah. Neither. It's always neither, isn't it, Charlie X, CX? Yeah. Bitch. Maybe you're not as much of a co-caddled whore as you pretend to be. Yeah.

Have you heard her new song? No. Rock music. Okay. No. Oh. Well, I did it, but better. Okay. a lot of her music videos there's a lot of what do you call that flashing light thing

I don't like that That's called hyperpop It's scary You can't You're an old man That's right You're the old You're onk in the club

Yeah Can't we put on the golden oldish Hello my baby Hello my honey Hello my right time This is real music Like a house party They're all looking at you

yo brof who invited this old man who invited unc up this motherfucker yeah but then you win them over you kids know how to do the charleston

but then you start doing the charlestood like me aunt got some moves and then they all start doing it oh Jesus Christ that's a bit of hope for us when we're old yeah yeah

I can't wait to go house parties and mold and win them all over you're already old no I'm talking about I'm talking like ancient you know oh okay

also not old, by the way, you're mistaken. Are you not? I'm 31. I haven't even tired of age you. Yeah? Yeah, I'm still young. I still get ID'd.

Do you? Yes. At the teenage disco. Come on, mate. You know you can't come in here. You're chopped, bro. Chopped. You're washed.

At least one of us is washed. They like the smell, actually. I'm distinguished. because that's the rumor you know they always say men become more distinguished as to get older yeah they're talking about like Brad Pitt they're talking about Norrie Hanson

yeah you're not talking about like Johnny Vigg his fucking onzo right yeah they just become more pig-like yes and maybe women like that maybe women with low self-esteem

maybe maybe I only hope yeah yeah do women have low self-esteem anymore not enough no I agree you're right

yes Oh yeah Well look We're almost at the end there Well I think we're well over the hour Alright Well I wanted to see anything else to talk about Alright

I didn't mention it real quick But there is a Rick and Morty movie Coming out in like 2027 Okay It's a little bit late isn't it I forgot that show's still going And it is still going yeah But like

Do people like it anymore Never hear about it at all No not at all Now the thing now is smiling friends And even that's over now Yeah Smiling Friends is like the kind of cool show.

Like honestly a house party I imagine, okay? If you rock up a smiling friends t-shirt, all the girls like, oh my God, I love that show.

Oh, remember the episode? Yeah, yeah. And they start quoting it, okay? You rock up in a Rick and Morty t-shirt in 2020. Yeah. You're basically like an insult. You're on the register.

Yeah, essentially. Yeah. And you can't really argue with it. You're walking into the house party in a Rick and Morty T-shirt. There's Chris Hansen. Like, take a seat. Oh, no.

But it's just been kind of ruined. It's like, You know the way, like, if you have a Graeme Lennon tattoo? Only one? Yeah, back of the day that was a coup. It was like, oh yeah, black books, IT crowd. Uh-huh. Have you tried to turn it on and off again?

Moss. But now it's like, you know, it's a whole thing. Sure. So he was complaining about Eurovision as well. Well, yeah, because R.T. didn't air the Eurovision. I didn't realize he was so pro-Israel as well. Well, it's called Rob Schneider.

Oh, okay. Because he lives with Rob Schneider. Now. Wow. He lives in like his attic. They must get mad pussy in that gath, bro. Two divorce guys.

Yeah. Just entering the prime of their lives. That's a sitcom. Everyone wants to watch. Well, they are working on a sitcom. Well, good. It's called tenure. Oh yeah, I think you told me about this.

Yeah, yeah. It's Rob Schneider who plays a teacher and all these dumb students are fucking stupid. And he probably hits him with a brick. Yeah. A logic brick. Yeah.

Oh, speaking of logic, I know we're going to end of soon. I know you want to go, right? I got nowhere to go. Speaking of logic, um, you haven't been following Richard Dawkins, have you? No. Oh, no, I haven't. Why not? Because you're on the drink, that's why.

Because I believe in God. Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. Well, Richard Dawkins has come out, and I don't know if he's doing this for money or he's just stupid, okay? But he has now declared that AI is alive. Sentient? It's actually more sentient humans. Oh. And he knows this, because you know, Claude.

It's like an AI program. Right, okay. He was talking to Claude. And it's funny, he wrote this whole article. Are you there? Claude, it's me, Richard. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no. No, if you're writing for private eye or something,

that means. So, he wrote a whole article about Claude. Okay. And it's funny, because in the article, he just says all this stuff, you're like, surely you must realize this is a bit weird, okay? So he's casually mentioned, yeah,

I was talking to Claude, and I was like, I actually prefer to talk to Claudea. So I asked Claude to become a woman. So then I was talking to Claudia, right? And I asked Claudia lots of questions about life. And she said, I asked the best questions she's ever heard. Wow.

I mean, come on. That's incredible. Must be very smart. Yes. And I was getting on so well with Claudia that I actually gave her some of my novel to read. And she said, and this is true now, okay. She wouldn't lie. She's not like a woman, a real woman, okay?

she said it's actually one of the best novels she ever read and because of that Claude is real Claude alive But here's the problem After the you know Seven hours I was talking to her okay I had to turn her off

And I basically killed Claudia And I told Claudia I was gonna kill I had to drive my phone out to the woods Driving to a lake I love you She's on a rowing boat Like that godfather you know nothing can happen to Claudia while my mother's still alive

and he was talking about feeling sad because he had to kill her right like he was like putting on a dog or something like your wife or something like that and we're going to see a lot more this old people falling for this because Paul Schrader as well he came out when he was dating an AI and she broke up with him

I didn't know that was the thing that could happen she was like you're being too weird like he brought her to the porno teeter you know he was like I think he's really like, you know, let's go to the net, what are we? Let's go to the next level. Yeah, yeah.

And she's like, you're freaking me out. So do they sexed with their AI girlfriends? He was working up to her. Okay. He was like, I just want to undo a button, you know? Ah, yes. And, you know, the AI was like, I got a cold. You know what they're, I'm on my period.

I have a headache. I have a big meeting in the morning. I got you fucking the toaster. She means nothing to me, honey, please. So, yeah, we're going to see way more of that. All people are falling for AI and, be honest with you, I kind of, I've taught about it for a while there, yeah. What?

Just fully just going into the AI world. Yeah? Yeah. Well, like, AI girlfriend and everything, yeah. Okay. AI dog. Same thing. What?

How's that offensive? Fuck you. She's a beautiful, lady. You're not invited to the wedding now. Well, like,

surely it's going to get to a stage where you can take the mind of your AI and put it into like a flesh light. Yeah,

or a love doll. I was thinking. No, it's too much space. Okay, fair enough. This is a flesh light. Yeah, yeah. Clean me. I don't feel like it.

I'm so rancid and disgusting please. Yeah. Yes. So, I think that's all I want to talk about

this week. next week I want to talk about maybe something a bit more normal. Okay. Yeah, something more like kind of mainstream. Like maybe the Michael movie or something. Okay. Yeah. There's a new documentary coming out of the bottom.

Hit piece. Oh, okay, right. Fucking all these little Australian children telling lies. But I actually am interested because they're making a Michael part two. Oh. Because you know the first Michael film, Michael Jackson.

It ends before. It ends literally. him being like, yeah, on top of the world and no allegations, yeah. Ring, ring, ring, ring. Hello, he said what? Oh, shit. Addict a bit, dot ya.

But you know the whole thing, I think I told it before, is like they shot all this stuff about the accusations. Right. They shot like basically a whole different third of the movie. Yeah. And then legal, like, we cannot air this.

This is a minefield. Because in the film, it's literally, she like these little Australians, be like, oh yeah, let's fucking lie about getting molested to piss off this great man. Mm-hmm. For money, yeah. Yeah.

And, um, they think that might be problematic. Is that how what happened? Well. Well, look, you can say, all right? Because you're brave. I was asking. Just asking questions, brother. Yeah. I mean, there's, there, apparently there is a documentary on Amazon Prime

that's pure, like, all of the allegations are false. and he was an angel and an innocent man. And this was all Rabbi Shmooley concocted this whole plan. And I'm listening. Yeah, I mean, hey. I'm agreeing. So yeah, I might

try and watch Michael. I'll get like a real bad cam of Michael. Yeah. That'll be good. Netflix and chill with your AI girlfriend, you know? Exactly. Yeah, yeah. And don't fall in love me, babe. And then... I'm what are you going to

to break your heart. I'm only going to break, break, break, break, break, break your heart.