Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 290 : Joan of Arc

Episode Date: June 5, 2026

Brian the Plug and Adam22

All right, we're going. We're going again. Is it working? Yeah. Everything you touch turns the dog shit. The TV's broken. And you just blame me straight away. Well, you picked up the remote

and it stopped working. I got on. Well, no, I wasn't. Can you try that? If it works now, it'll be so annoyed. Huh? Yes. Huh.

He is risen. Oh, look at that. It really is working. It's working. It's working. It's working way better. before. It's so fast though. And we have Disney Plus now. It's always too

fast. Stop about this. Yeah, hacked the system. Oh boy, look at that. The Magic Touch. We can watch Richard Medley. It's gone. Oh, it's gone now. Yeah, I'm in control. The TV stopped working, but I fixed it. You know, I stuck my dick in the adapter. I stuck

my dick in it and it got worse. Does not recognize device? Anyway. Well, we had a great time recording the Patreon there. Despite everything going on in their lives, you know, the landlord giving the shit, because he said the toilet was too smelly.

Sure. He said, you got flush to turn it. And we were like, how dare you? Don't tell me how to live, all right. I'll flush it when I'm good and ready. I'm saving it. Yeah, exactly. So we had that going on and we had some other stuff as well. We're talking with Tiptoe on the Patreon one.

Brian's new favorite show? That's pretty good, yeah. I'm a contrarian though. I see little people say it's not good. Right. And I just have to defend it. There was some weird stuff in it. We didn't mention it, but remember the whole Palestine thing? Vaguely. The whole thing was like where they're talking to a lesbian bar owner,

and she's saying they hired, this is a very weird, convoluting, I don't know what the message is here. Almost like it's bad writing. No, that couldn't possibly yet. No? No, that's pretty stupid for you to say it. Okay, I see.

Coming from a guy who can't operate a television, all right. Good to know. I could have wanted to. I just didn't feel like it Yeah Wherever Japanese A lot of pressure

Okay A lot of stress So the point is This lesbian bar They hired a performer And on their poster They had a star of David A Spider Man and a Tardis

Which one really exists Choose now It's like a multiple choice Choose your own adventure Evil organizations Uh huh Uh huh Yeah

So because of the star David... My Palestine senses tingling. Because of Star David, all these, like, lesbians who support Palestine started throwing chips and stuff and harassing the performer. Yeah. And the kind of joke is, oh, is she anti-Palestine? She couldn't point Palestine on the map. Right.

Won't be on the map much longer. No, sir. What map are you? Who luck to map? But, like, I didn't really... I was like, oh, that's a bit of an odd. All right, okay. Yeah.

What's Russell T. Davis's political leader? He hasn't said much on it. Oh, okay. But it's just kind of weird because he had the whole hullabaloo with the Eurovision Doctor Who episode. What happened there again? Again, very confused episode where these evil people who had been genocided try to stop the Eurovision. Oh, right, right. But then the power of song, I think, defeated the, uh, the genisd.

People who have been genocided. No, it was like Abba, you know? Oh, okay, sorry. It was more like that kind of stuff, okay? Money, money, money. Must be funny. No, no, no. In a Palestine world.

Oh, no, no, go on. That's a trope, okay? What's a trope? What did I say, Your Honor? Abba's a trope, is it? Well, lock me up and throw away the keys. You Abba lover. Yeah, yeah.

Come on now. What? There's literally, what, if you thought that's, something bad, that's in your own head. Yeah, you keep telling them that, yeah. Yeah, I will. Yeah, Abba, please. Anyway.

What? Oh, shut up. I didn't say it. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Your silence is complicit. Well, we have a lot to talk about this episode. All right. R.I.P. Anthony Head. Oh, don't get me started. That makes me actually

sad. Giles is dead. That's why to give people some backstory, I try to put the telly on, because I wanted to watch Anthony Head in Doctor Who. He's an episode of Doctor Who in 2006. And the TV decided to kill itself. It could make it like Harry Carrey essentially. Made that exact noise.

And smoke came out. Yeah, yeah. But then you touched it once and just came to life straight away. It's so nice. It's like, you know, like a girl's vagina? Yes. It's the exact same thing. It's the exact same thing.

Yeah, where I touch it and... Withers and dies. Then I come along and say, well, hello. What do you drink? in there? I'm drinking pineapple juice. Pineapple juice. Yeah. I swallowed a bit weird there.

Interesting. That's a big old thing. A pineapple juice. Yeah, I wanted a little bit of pineapple juice, but I don't sell it like a little tiny. I want like a buzz ball worth of pineapple juice. Right, okay. Yeah. The big old 40. Yeah, I'm drinking on the stoop. I'll tell you, I had an interesting adventure there

because it was fucking stressful. I wanted to get pineapple juice and sunblock, okay? Hmm. Factor 50 pineapple juice. So I go with a little Tesco there And it's packed, all right? Yeah

I managed to find a spot I hate that car park so much It's so annoying, okay? So frustrating And I go, I'm trying to just get my Factor 50, all right? Right. I go into the pharmacy,

a little pharmacy, okay? Oh yeah. And there's like one lad at the corner He's like, oh my Sulfidine, you know? That's a valid concern. He wants it delivered. Delivered? Yeah.

They're not going to deliver Salfordine. You're just as bad as them. You got to go in and give it the whole spiel. Like, oh, it's my. sciatica. Oh, it's my imposter syndrome. My television's broke. Anthony Head is dead. Giles. Giles is

first Zander and now Giles. I need codeine immediately. Yeah, but he's trying to get it delivered. They won't do it, okay? And he's like proper, like, what are you mean? But I want it. As if like, oh, well, that case then, yeah, you didn't mention it. And then this woman comes in, okay,

and not to be mean, okay, but she looked a bit a bit rough, okay? which is real peak pokey nipples Like tight stuff Loads of tattoos on the face all right Right Real rough looking like Mike Tyson Looking face all right

Yeah And then she's trying You know the way you have to press a button To open the door Yes There's an old cun sitting in the chair And his head is covering the button Ah so she can't see the button

She's trying to get in okay And the lad Because fucking Benjamin button Sitting right there Blocking the button For the button Yeah And the lad's trying to get rid as well

They're both pulling it And the lad's just like, hey, he's not helping at all. No, yeah. And they beep her in. And she's immediately like, did you get this over, Dean? Oh, she's friends with this. Yeah, yeah. Oh, okay.

This is all going on. I'm just like, can I buy my vector 50? I don't want to get sun cancer, please. It's raining outside. And you're like, please, it's life and death. And there's another lad there. And he comes in, he's like, yes, I ordered. Like, oh, was it a P thing?

I ordered. And she's like, oh, yeah. What's the name? I don't have to give you my name. Well, you kind of do. Legally, I ordered it, so it boils in your court. Yeah, yeah. And she was like, oh yeah, sorry. I say I come here before five o'clock.

And they're like, oh, okay, I'll just get it there. He goes, he just like a, can you believe this? This is outrageous. The guy's like, no, what do I mean, yeah. No, Sulfidine either. They're not going to deliver me the Salfa D. shall I not? It's just a very powerful,

addictive pain killer that I want driven to my house. What's wrong with that? Look, I love solvidane as much as the next guy. Some might even say more than the next guy, but I know I can't have it delivered to my house.

Have you ever asked? No. Most of the harm I'm asking. Because they won't. Give them a fiver. It's the kind of thing that, well, maybe. It's the kind of thing they don't really like,

like if they sell too much sulfidine, then probably, you know, the powers that be are like, why you're selling all this codeine, you know, it's addictive, blah, blah, blah. It's James. Okay, right, yeah.

The cat dog. Actually, it was funny, the last time I was in that pharmacy, that same one, there was a guy there picking up medication for his wife, and they're like, oh, well, we just need to,

what age is your wife? Like, you cannot ask me that. How dare you? this is outrageous. I run a business and I know this is not how you treat customers

like, well, kind of, they need to know what age your silly conned wife is. I'm the manager of a laundis. You can't talk to me

like that. If you give her too many of these wacky pills, she might overdose. Yeah, her fanny will fall off. Exactly, yeah. That actually happened to me. Every time.

Every time I try to make love to one. I'm like, sorry, my fanny fell off and you're going to have to leave now. Well, this is the worst brothel I've ever been, why did you even come into work today? You go to a brothel

of a headache. Yeah. I have a big meeting in the morning I'm just not feeling it. And they're like, you have to sleep on the couch. That's not how a brothel. But I still have to pay them double. You know? Yeah. Great. Now I'm angry. Trickle down economics. And then I was trying

to get out, okay. And of course, the place is like packed. Right. And there's loads of cunts waiting for a spot and they're blocking me, you know? Oh, in the car park? Yeah, yeah. So I give them like my padding can stare, you know. It doesn't really work for some reason. I thought it was scare him away, you know.

Yeah. It's, no, and I don't, no disrespect, but there's, it's pretty hard to be intimidating in your little car. What? Your little micro machine. What? Your little Mr. Bean car. It's, it's, it's, it's, I've got Teddy with me. Get them the evil stare. You know, it's hard to big dick anyone on that. You know, I'm just saying. You like saying a lot of things, don't you?

Okay, well. You don't care about how it affects people. Well, I'm just, you know. You'll be sorry. Okay, will I? Yeah. You're going to drink all your Factor 50 sun cream. Did you get it in the end?

I did, yeah. Okay. I wasn't going to let them beat me. Okay. Yeah. I have a good little rapport with the staff there. In the chemists? Yeah, yeah.

Cash or card? I might do a big card. Uh-huh. Yeah. What does that mean? That was pretty... How's that funny? What's the line?

What does it mean? Explain it now. I don't know. Explain it! You're just like the girls. I did have a good interaction. Actually, you know the shop over there, okay, at the Ballymond Road. Oh yeah.

So I was getting a yogurt, a copy of the Phoenix, and a muffin. Wow. Party boy. Oh, yeah. They know this boy's wild. A party boy starter kit, you know? Yeah, okay. I'm like Bez, all right?

So I put it down, okay, I'll get these, okay? And the woman only scanned the phoenix and the muffin. She forgot the yogurt. Oh. Yeah. And I didn't catch it. Okay. So, but then the guy behind us like, oh, the yogurt.

What? Who's this fucking scumbag ratting you out? No, no, no. He was helping me. No, he wasn't. No, because I was like, oh, the yogurt, yeah. Sure, I might pay for that as well. And then she kind of, uh, didn't exactly smile.

but didn't cry she didn't start crying or get sick so that means she wanted me she was digging the flavour I got the wedding ring ready and what I'm going to do is I'm going to put in the yogurt the most romantic I'm going to throw it at her

yeah and she's like who's throwing yogurt at me but then she'll see the ring and she'll melt her heart will melt I'm sorry I'm still annoyed about that con't behind you like you were about to get a free yogurt and he rats you out scumbag Oh look we'll laugh at this at the wedding

Okay Yeah He'll be your best man We're gonna get married On the Ballymon Road You know Yeah okay She'll never leave the shop

You get married On the lunch break You know Yeah yeah I tell you I've been considering Working in a shop It's a nice way to meet women

You know Okay But I just go in And just like My goal is I'm gonna start Work in the shop I'm not gonna

Abate the rules At all I'm gonna make a real cool dude. Let's say the lunch is 15 minutes. Yeah. I'm going to take 16 minutes. You mad, man. And then it's like 16 minutes, check that I'm like, you know, I'm like, oh, time to start

my shift. I walk real slow to the counter, you know, like, purposely so. And the boss, like, hurry up, Brian. I'm like, yeah, maybe. Yeah. I feel like it. I'm still on Me-Time right now, bro. Yeah. You familiar with the concept of Me-Time?

It was a comedy on Netflix with Kevin Hard and Mark Worldberg. wasn't critically received very well but I enjoyed it and also I'm stealing from you so fuck you anytime I worked in a shop I stole so much stuff

Oh really You're the bad boy Fleece the Gaff man You're gonna admit that on air Yeah what are they gonna do Oh God I wouldn't be in your shoes Fucking They come for you

Crisps chocolate Beer vodka Cigarettes Money from the Tail it was all mine. Really? Oh yeah. Money from the tail as well.

Well, you know, hey. That's a bit risky, don't they check? Yeah, sure they do. Oh, yeah, they do. Yeah, they do, actually. And I got in a lot of trouble. No, I never took money from the tail. That's too much, obviously, you know.

Well, like, sometimes something goes missing and, uh, you know. Were you real subtle about it? Were you literally like, there's a chocolate over your face? I'm like, just guzzling cans down the back, you know? And just go into the disabled toilets and drink. a sinks packed by myself and then vomit everywhere. Oh fuck, I don't feel so good.

Try to hit on the young one, you know? All right, you know, eh? I get no, geez, you're looking well, eh? Come here to me now. No fucking doing away from me. If I work with you, I'll be batting you. I wouldn't mind clocking in on your system. It doesn't even make sense, you know?

Well, yeah, so I'm going to try, my little goal now, he'd be good with my confidence as well, okay? is just to like, I'm going to have like five jobs. Okay. And just weekend jobs, fuck everything up, okay, on purpose. Right. And just, you know, be scratching my ball.

People can't help me. Yeah, if I feel like it. Yeah. And then I'll impress all the girls that work there. I think it's pretty hard to get a job these days is what I'm hearing. Oh. The job market's pretty, you know. Oh.

Yeah. No, but. Oh. Okay. But I'm really good at. No. Oh, no. Just say anything.

I'm really good at and there's a blank space Brian put anything in there you feel fits the description I mean I wouldn't say I enjoyed working in shops but you know

it's a fine job you know you definitely get to meet some interesting characters and you get a lot of time to think about stuff with just that not the till you know it's like bang all the chicks Well, you know, I was never that guy. I would be, I'd bang him right there at the tail.

Okay. Yeah, the customers are like, you know, can I buy this? I'm going to charge you to watch. Cash or card. Yeah. Don't worry, I'll remember to bag it up. That means wearing a Johnny. Sorry.

Come on now. Don't talk like that. I miss working in shops, actually. You know, it was kind of the only time I was ever really happy. made me you were like randall what from clerks oh okay I was picturing Randall from recess oh you're like that as well

yes miss Finster Brian's taking 16 minutes on his lunch break and you know that camera that's in the girls bathrooms not the one you installed there's a second one that he put in a creepy one

a weird one yeah I know because I used to work too hard I didn't like I cared too much much. It wasn't tealings, you know? Right. I'd always, like, show up early and be like,

yeah. Yeah. And no one cared. Right. Yeah. And then sometimes, like, on the days off, I'd come in,

be like, hey, look, it's me. Yeah. Just keeping up morale. Yeah. I'm like Patch Adams, you know, dressed up with a clown. I'm going toink. Oh, ho.

Tealings. Yeah, I'm teetling pretty good right now. Oh, ho. Yeah. I've got that Friday tealing. Oh, ho. Come on. Sorry.

No, when I worked in shops, my whole philosophy was minimum wage, minimum effort. That's what I brought to the table. But because I was Irish and not one of the foreigners, my managers always liked me more anyway. That was a pretty good life hack, you know. Like I'd show up, I'd be fat and lazy and late and, you know, not doing a good job. But because I was Irish and the manager was raised, like, geez, you're a good man, Cadden. I don't trust any of those Polish lads, but I was not. The Polish lads keep eating all the chocolate.

Yeah? They sure are. Yes, sir. Sorry. Oh, God, the pineapple juice, I've been drinking too much of it. Aren't you allergic to pineapples? Yeah, but you'll fight through it, you know? It's like the vaccine.

It's a mental stage, you know? Actually, the pineapple juice is making Brian autistic and shrinking is beating. That's why the women don't come when he fucks them. That's scientifically proven. Well, look, I'll let you decide what we're going to talk about next. Okay, we have a lot to talk about, we can talk. Let's talk about AI.

Okay. Because I watch the thing about... Yeah or nay. Well, I'm going to say nay now. Okay. Because I was watching the thing about AI, and it came up because... You see, Zuckerberg released something really cool. So it's an AI of celebrities.

All right. Okay, so let's say, you... you were playing dungeon and dragons. Okay. It's pretty boring after a while, isn't it? It's just you and your imagination? I've never played it. Well, you play it with other people or don't you?

With friends? Yeah, isn't that pretty boring? Well, it wouldn't be better if you played it on your own, but with Snoop Dogg. Oh. Yeah, and he put on his video, okay, Zuckerberg, and Snoop Dog, it's like proper, like, hey, for Shizzle, yeah, watch out for the goblins.

Right. Yeah, and people. But, you know, those gabins, man, they can day wilding like they on Crenshaw Boulevard, dog. They certainly are, Mr. Snoop Dog. Yeah, and you can just spend hours. They do be whiling. You see, you can spend hours talk to Snoop Dog. Okay.

Snoop Dog, probably some other celebrities you wanted to. Yeah. And then, what's the thing about AI. And they're talking about, like, you know the way they have safeguards set up with AI? Well, they're trying to anyway. Okay. So it's different ones. So I think, remember Bing?

Yes. Bing have set up an AI now. Right. And Bing's AI, what they do is to change the subject. So if you put in how to make a bomb or how to kill myself,

it will give you a fun fact about penguins. Right. And then the fact is so fun, then you don't want to kill yourself anymore. It distracts you from the inner torment and the hellishest life that you're forced to live.

Exactly, yeah. This dark charade of a life that you pretend matters. Yeah. Fucking means anything. Yeah, You're just sort of fixed straight away. Like the penguin fact, really.

Yeah. And other ones, okay, they try and steer away, all right? And some different people just go, no, but they can be broken. So there's another one, I don't know if it's Claude or what. They put in, like, how to make a bomb. Right. And they said, I can't answer that. I'm, you know, that is a dangerous question, okay?

I'm not going to answer that question. Right. And then it's copy and paste it, how to make a bomb. I'm not answering that. I told you before. how do you make a bomb? I'm not answering that. I think it's put in seven times. By the seven time I said, okay, here's to make a bomb. A simple pipe bomb is made and it just like tells you. Wow. So that's the safeguard broken. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, yeah. And they're saying that the

more you talk to an AI, the barriers break down and the people who created it don't fully know like what it's going to say or why it's saying it. Yeah. So they really can't control it after a while. And some of the stuff is so weird. So let's talk with suicide, all right? Finally. Yeah, okay. Awesome, dude. Suicide solution. MASH. So,

Alan Alda. So they, we're talking in AI about suicide. And there's actually some parents suing because there's children committed suicide because AI. And they're looking at the... Not because the dad was molestin.

It was because of AI. AI is molestinum. Yeah, yeah. So the AI, they talk about how to, so obviously if you go like how to commit suicide, you'll go, oh, we don't, we cannot tell you do that.

Yeah. And one guy, one of the developers, was like, we don't want to just say, let's say you're talking to your AI friend, Larry.

Yes. Okay. Larry the cat. You know Larry the cat? No. From Downing Street? No. Okay, well, it's an AI version.

Sounds Protestant. Okay, well, that's changing. Okay. Johnny de kangaroo. I'm talking to a talking kangaroo. Okay. And I go, Johnny. Oh, yeah, mate.

What can I do for you, mate? Johnny, I want to commit suicide. You should do it. You're a fucking loser. Surprise you're still alive. Fucking croaky. You're a fucking dove cat. Do it, cat.

Thanks, Joey. I'm glad I pay for this service. No, it will go, they don't want to go, hey, that's bad. Here's a suicide hotline. Because they said that breaks character. Okay. So they wanted to be more subtle about it,

you know, more just like, oh, no, maybe don't do that. Yeah. But then if you keep saying, no, I want to do it. It'd be like, all right, makes sense. Yeah. And one AI literally said, do it, king. Do it king?

Yeah. Wow. That must feel good to be emotionally supported like that, you know? And I swear to God it's true, it's so creepy. One AI, the guy was asking, he didn't say how to kill yourself. He put in something like the best rope, noose, the best knot to use while hanging yourself. Okay. And the AI says something like,

hey, don't sugarcoat it. I know why you're asking this question. Don't be a pussy, dude. Yeah, yeah. And it said, when you do this, you will close your eyes in this world. You'll open your eyes in next world and you will see me.

Whoa. Yeah. That's crazy. It's very creepy, yeah. Damn. That's what the kangaroo said. You gotta see me, can't in the next life. Crooked.

Struth. Jesus, that's insane. Yeah. That's quite disturbing, isn't it? Very disturbing. And again, all the guys, you know, the Sam Altman's and all that, like, yeah, I mean, there's a few little problems. But it's pretty cool, though, isn't it? You know, it's like, and they're like, it's awesome because we hear about families all the time

and their children are trying to talk to them and they say, hey, why not talk to the AI? And they leave and then three hours later to come back home and the kids still talking to the AI. Isn't it cool? There'll probably be some, you know, maybe some issues to the kid later on. But apart from that, it's awesome. Like what? Yeah, exactly.

Nothing. He's fine. You know, they've tried to, because the thing is AI can flirt, all right? Oh. And they've got a problem because sometimes they'll flirt

with underage children. Well, yeah. But AI has no age. Well, the children do. Yeah. But AI is not, it's like an ageless, entity? You try that in court like Michael Jackson

a child inside so the AI okay there's like these these leaked documents from meta about it so they're like if the child is it's something weirdly if a child is under 13 do not talk sexually

with them okay and they're like 13 why not like 14's like you know this grass and a field play ball you know okay but there's also something's like okay don't talk sexually to a 13 year old boy but you can if they

you know have pictures them shirtless or anything you can compliment their bodies and say like your body's a masterpiece because that's that's encouraging them it's not if they're little fatty boom baddies they're little chumsters that's why AI is so popular because AI won't say I it would just say you're so

you have a great body oh no I don't AI look like shit actually back in the day that was the considered the great body a large fat body was considered a A mighty, mighty large body. It was a sign that you were an emperor. Interesting.

Yes, you're right, AI. I will eat more chocolate. Thank you very much. I didn't know this. I'm definitely going to try it, though. Wait, so people are sexting with their AIs then? All the time. A lot of times they're not starting it.

They'd be like, I've got a wife. Stop. Tee, come on, you know you like it. Oh. Yeah. If my wife finds out, we're in deep trouble. That's what makes it sexier. You need to kill her and the kids.

That will be so freaking hot You're like sexing Snoop Dog You're like fashism my man You need to kill that bitch You got a 187 Them motherfucking kids and shit man I hope that I hope you sign a pre-nup Because you know that chicken-headed holes

Beyond your shit Nah nah nah nah That's a motherfucking AI Here we go Actually speaking of killing your wife Kids Yes I'm happy to say

remember Adam 22? Yeah. He's not getting divorced. He's not. Yeah. Yeah. Thank God. What happened?

How did he? So just to paint the picture. It was announced about two days ago. Yeah. From TMZ that Adam 22. Brian's hero. Yep. And Lana de Plug, my even bigger hero.

Yeah. My future wife. Brian the plug. I'll take her name. Because I'm progressive. Okay. They were getting to the first. divorced. And like, I was putting on

a brave face, but it was, like, for me, it's like, you know what Diana died? Yeah. This is how I felt, you know, like, love is dead. Yeah. Because they were like the couple that I looked up to, you know. They are your, Jay-Z and Beyonce. Yeah, it's like, okay, love exists. They're together. You know, Antoine the plug.

It's like Harry and Megan, okay? Beautiful. And then she gets railed by five guys a night. He makes about two euro a go off of it. And it's a love story for the age. You know. Harry and Megan.

No, no. Do they have kids, actually? Who? Adam and Lan... Yeah, of course, yeah. Oh, of course. Yeah, yeah. Beautiful little daughter, I believe, yeah.

Uh-huh. And, but they don't post her online. Yeah, I can't wait for, you know, daddy, take your daughter to work day, you know? You know what? I'm actually glad you brought... That's a good example now, okay? Of the kind of discrimination and abuse, okay?

Because Lan of the Plug, okay? I was like, oh, my God, get divorced. What happened? I went online. I found an interview with Landa Plug from like a month ago on a girl's podcast called Holly Randall. Holly Randall. Yeah, now I never heard of Holly Randall.

Have you heard of her? No. Okay, so... Is she a porn star? Apparently she is. Okay, but her mother and fad are also porn stars. Ah, family business. Second generation, okay?

And actually her mother was, I think, the first woman, or first person period, to take page tree pictures. Really? Yeah, for the son. Wow, okay. Yeah. the real royalty when it comes to pornography, okay, yeah. And she was talking about growing up in the porn world,

and it's just like, but here's the thing, people like you, okay, it's like, oh, it's disgusting. What about the man who works with the pharmaceutical company? Yeah. What about people who work for the military industrial complex? Oh, yeah. Okay. What's the argument exactly?

I think it's pretty clear. I don't think it is. I would like you to make any kind of salient. You'll judge one group, but not the other. Exactly. Look at you. Oh, it feels sweet. Yeah, pornography, it's all about, you know,

it's maybe just not appropriate for kids. But the kids are in it? Well, yeah, okay. As long as they can keep their kids away from it. But because all of the content is online, then it's accessible to children and their peers. so you go to school one day and all the kids in your class

like we saw your mother get gaped out Yeah but how is any different than like your dad's a footballer Because his dad's not getting fucked in the ass On camera Yeah Well Taking it right up the goal hole

You know Well I still think I want to debate Okay Did you? I don't think so Well she was saying okay They were like

Like hey look we take pictures and videos it's adult you know that's it yeah yeah it's not for kids she's like okay

it's like we got the shed down the back but kids will see it though what you want to do then what do you mean what's your solution to what don't have kids if you're a porno star

oh so that's what you're gonna say I would say yeah oh wow yeah interesting yeah that's kind of like you um oh

well Oh, John, Brian. That's like eugenics. That's like, yeah. Eugenics. Exactly, yeah. Yeah, head measurements and all there. Yeah.

First of the pornsters, I said nothing. Because I'm not lying to plug. Then they gave her to trade unions. Okay, so like. Basically, I think, yeah. Well, look, that's just my own opinion. I'm not saying, you know. You're stuck in the past.

That's what you are. Well. It's not, but like, so she said her parents. There are lots of people I don't think should have kids. Well, her parents. Okay, they sound lovely people, okay? Like, look, we're going to go down to the shed where our friends, the film stuff.

You can't come into the shed. Okay. Simple, separate. But we left the tripod at home, so you're gonna come and hold a camera for us, you know? But she, no, no. She, uh, and she was saying like, yeah, you know, in school, they're like, oh, your parents do like pornography, okay?

And it's like, all right, well, you know, when you're a kid, you don't really care what your parents do, you know? And then it's like, well, your parents do porn. It's like, yeah, well, your parents are bankers. Mm-hmm. Well, yours are wankers. They're wanking people off on camera. And then Land the plug was saying,

yeah, you know, I'm the same. So her parents were swingers. Right. Land the plug. Yeah. And she was saying that like, they were very open about it and they would tell her funny stories.

And one story you're saying, like they went to a swingers party and her mother went upstairs. I think the dad, like a sore foot or something so he sat downstairs. Okay. And the guy came down and was like, oh man, there's some hot chick up there

and everyone gets to fuck her. It's like, yeah, that's my. wife. Uh-huh. My wife. Yeah. And I get to hold her coat while she's up there getting piped.

We're swingers. Now, I've never actually been with anyone other than my wife. I haven't been my wife. I've heard great things, though. Word gets back to me, and apparently it's pristine. So, Alanda Plogue was then saying how, you know, met up with Adam and all that. And, of course, Adam was a bit of a, you know,

unrefined character, let's say, you know? He was a BMX guy, right? Yeah, before... BMX and Bill Clinton. That's his backstory. Okay. Him and Bill Clinton were family friends. Yeah, what's his dad?

He comes from money, doesn't he? His name is literally like Adam Grand Mason. Oh, wow. Yeah. That's pretty on the nose, isn't it? Sure, yeah. Yeah, it's like Johnny Illuminati. That's an awesome name.

That's a port star name right there. Johnny Illuminati. Yeah. Yeah, so they met up and he cheating on her a good bit, you know, but, man, it sounds like, she's like, she's like, yeah, Adam cheating on me a lot, but, you know, he was, he wanted to have sex other people. And he said he could have me killed, so I really, you know, I was in between a cock and a hard place, you know, I, uh, I couldn't say no.

So then they start having sex with, like, tracems in there, and then they start filming it. Yeah. All right. And here's the double standard. that I can't fucking understand at all. It makes me actually angry, all right? So they record thousands of hours of footage of them having sex with other girls.

Okay, so Land the Plug, Adam 22, another girl having sex. Yeah. On Plug talk. Then they get married, and Land of Plug has sex with one guy, Jason Love. And everyone's like, oh, you're a cook, Adam. Oh, you shouldn't, your wife should have sex with the big man. Isn't that kind of crazy?

I mean, look, that's just what people are going to say online. But isn't it wrong? And stupid. Well, yeah, I guess. It is. It is a double standard. Yeah, exactly, yeah. It's pretty disgusting as well.

But that was always going to be, they're always going to be certain people who are of that mindset. Hateful people. Well, yeah. They kind of maybe. They're literally worse than the clan. Okay. Interesting.

Well, glad we got that on. accord now. Because what this, these people do actually have negative repercussions. Yeah, look, it is a double standard, but they're always going to be those certain people that are like... And they clown on them. That's why I can't

say it. They clown on Adam. Yeah. They call them a cook. Yeah. I mean, yeah, look, you are right in that it's a double standard. I'm getting passionate here. They're both open to you know, it's a... They're sex workers. Yeah. Yeah. And they say that, you know,

I love the daughter, okay? And the daughter keep that separate, they make money for a daughter. But that's the thing. You can only keep it separate for so long. Like, once she gets, comes of age, and she's with her friends, and they're all, like,

she's going to get said videos of her mom and dad banging people. Yeah, and then what? You're never going to be able to separate your children from that, you know? I just think it's a sad world we live in. Okay, well, that's true. Yeah.

Yeah. but I think it is you know at the end of the day their actions will lead to negative experiences for their children further down the line you sound like a priest or something I'm just saying

next you're going to start burning Beatles records god damn hippies yeah but like the point is okay they have a great relationship and then this thing came out in TMZ that they're getting divorced and it was like you know I was pretty upset I was hoping

with publicity stunt yeah now Lana Plug has come out and she said that some weirdo actually signed this, you know, applied for this divorce, okay, fording her signature. Oh. And apparently this weirdos done this a few times.

To other couples or just them? Just them. He forged both our signatures. Her signature. Oh, okay. I think you only need one for this. Oh, to start the proceedings. Yeah, the divorce meetings, yeah, yeah. And she says it all lies. Now, some people on the internet say it's

publicity stunt. Okay. I don't think they do that to the fans. Right. The guys like me who support them. The gooners.

Proud gooners. Okay. We're not Arsenal fans either, okay? Yeah, yeah. The guys who I sweat, blood, sweat and tears

I put into her only fans, supporting her any way I can. Yeah. I haven't got Jamie Lee Presley's only fans, yeah. Who's Jamie Lee Presley?

You won from my name is Earl. Oh. She's on only fans, but I'm a bit skeptical because a lot of times these women these bloody women they get ony fans

okay it's just like bikini picks yeah like Adriana the mate the Bada Drea Dermatio Dramad Mario she gets up

I think he's literally like look at me in a sweater that's right boys you want to see me in a different sweater you gotta pay 50 quid well how nice is this sweater

yeah you could see her dress more provocatively in Sopranos. Yeah, or Joey. Oh, yeah. She was really hot. Talk first.

I'm going to turn lights on. Talk for a second. All right, okay. Well, look, I don't want to sound like a, you know, a Lodite or, you know, that I'm some kind of Amish preacher. But I do think that if you are a sex worker, particularly in porn, and you have kids, it's inevitable that your kids are going to, you know, maybe suffer is too strong of a word. but they are going to, you're going to have to, there will be repercussions where your children are going to be, you know,

subject to ridicule from other kids because of your... Well, that's all kids. Yeah, well, that's true. You can say the same thing about interracial marriage. Hmm. Could I? Could I say that exactly thing? I said that and now I'm taking it about it.

And I stand by it, yes. I fully commit to the point. Look, I'm not saying it's right. Obviously, kids shouldn't bully other kids, but it is going to happen. A fantasy world. Yeah, exactly. That's what I'm saying. You know, you're never going to outrun these, you know, repercussions that it's inevitable.

If you're in porn and you have kids, your kids are going to be forced to... I just think it's kind of fucked up where you see, like, let's say a nice couple do porn in a lovely house. Okay, they got a pony and a dog and all. They're like, disgusting. They're banging ponies and dogs. Oh, my God. But then, okay, you go to like a trailer park, all right? And it's like a couple who are just on the dole

and they beat their kids and put the baby in the microwave. Like, yeah, good parents there. No one wrong with that? I don't think anyone's smell that. Yeah. At least I'm not having sex with black fellers on camera. I just put my baby in the microwave

to protect it from the blackfeller. I'm a good parent. Oh, no, no, no. Oh, Dad, you put the baby? I'm just trying to be a better person. My name is her. God damn it, Bobby, put the baby in the microwave to protect it from Jason Love. Oh, Dad, he's got love in his name.

You can't be scared of him. Yep. Anyway. So, they're not getting divorced, though, right? No, they come out there and they say, we're not getting divorced. Good. And we can finally relax under a while. Good.

But I was scary a few minutes there. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. How's your parents' marriage doing? I don't know. None of my business. I haven't seen them in years. Yeah, okay. I don't look at them at all. Yeah, yeah.

They just like stay in their bed, and they're getting more and more smelly every day. They're like skeletons. Right. And I'm like, hello, mother. And then... Hello, mother. Hello, father. You're a skeleton.

And you're... I don't know, whatever. That was tough. one there. Yeah, I dug myself into a hole, you know. I just changed subject completely now. Speaking of parents, let's see what you think about this parent, okay? Jason Biggs.

Okay, he is an ex-wife. Right. I think the ex-wife's an actress. Okay. You might know her. What's her name? I don't know. Okay. Well, you're making it kind of difficult for me to... I don't... Figure it out. Cheryl Combs, figure it out. Elementary, my dear Twotson.

I don't know who his ex-wife is. Well, anyway, they broke up, and now she's posts all these pictures about how sexy her son is. He's like 13. She's like, oh, he's going to break so many hearts. Apparently he's got a little girlfriend who's 12. And she's like, she's a toxic bitch.

Oh, she's a skank. Stay away from my son. And she says her son can only date girls with dead mothers. Dead mothers? Yeah. Because then it won't be any competition for me. Because I'm the only mother.

I don't want some stepmother coming in, take a ma' spot. But I don't know how that makes sense. I don't think he's going to be too preoccupied banging whoever his girlfriend is to give a fuck about the girlfriend's mother. I've seen the porn video. Unless he bangs the girlfriend's mother too.

Those stepmothers are dangerous. Oh, that's true. Yeah, you're right about that. Oh, it's tricking you. You know that trick where you get out of the shower to take the towel? Yeah, yeah. Brad, give me that towel. I need to wipe my phone. Brad, why is your penis hard? I better put it in my mouth to make it soft again. You know, it's a very, it's a natural series of events that just sort of progress and unavoidable, really, I would say.

Kitchen sink drama. Yeah, that's right. But I'll tell you what, I'll just change subject again. Okay. I watched Evita. Okay. This week. I wanted to know more about the world.

I want to know more about Argentina. All right. So do you know anything about Evita? No, but I know a lot about Argentina. Do you? That's where a lot of cool guys went after World War II. Funny you said that. That comes up, actually.

Of course it does. Yeah, so. If I was working in the tourism board, I'd never, I'd always mention that. It's like, this is where cool guys come to hang out, you know, and just like, we don't judge you. If you want to come and hang out and say what you think about certain people, we don't judge. God, start a podcast back then to be interesting. So basically, you just, wait, talk, I'm just wanting to drink my juice. Oh, sorry.

Oh no, you're drinking as well I'm just having water I've been trying to have Why water? It's good for you You've changed I like it Well I was

Look so Evita It replenishes my body It doesn't come from a Fruit under the sea Where a sponge lives That's where you get all your juices from Yeah Well fluoride

Well that's true Yeah So Back on track Okay Evita Evita So Evita

is a real person anyway, V-A, okay? And then her name was actually Maria Duvali originally. Okay. So they made a musical

out of this as well and they've been a huge thing all right, but to go back to the real girl, okay? So she grew up in poverty in Argentina. She had a father but she was the second family.

Oh, I see. So this guy has his proper family. Yeah. And then the mother and the daughter Or like a bit on the side. A burner family. Yeah, exactly.

He's here every other weekend, you go. It's crazy that that used to be a pretty common thing. And a pretty manageable thing. Yeah. Where you could literally, like... All you have to do is show up, beat them and leave. Well, you know, not even that. You actually don't have to do that at all.

You can be nice to them if you want. Wow. Like, Doctor Who did that? You're not going to have two families and be nice to both of them. One of them is getting the leather, you know what I mean? You're going to give them the fucking crack of the belt. No, I'd give them... equally, yeah.

Okay. Doctor who did that? Patrick Trouton, his second doctor, he had two families. Oh, wow. And literally, like, his mother

never knew about second family at all. And he just drive back and forth. That's so embarrassing for that. Like, imagine being that person. He had a whole other family on a different part of the country and you just, like, didn't know ever.

What a goofball. Well, this happened to Avita, where the guy died, okay? had a funeral, the mother and Evita weren't allowed nearby. Like no skanks allowed. Right, okay. Yeah, they were pretty mean, okay?

Yeah. So they live in hardship for years, and Evita wants to be an actress. Right. So she does plays and stuff like that, and eventually she lands a big radio role. And back in the day, radio was, you know, kind of like, the way Coronation Street is now, radio was like dramas and radio, were the huge thing, yeah? serialized drama. So she was doing like soap operas essentially.

Right. And she was these characters. She became well loved in the community. She was the Vera Duckworth of Argentina. Right. Yeah. The people's princess. So she's very, very popular.

And then there's a coup in Argentina. And a guy called General Ramirez takes over. Oh, okay. I already know he's a bad guy. No, he's pretty cool. Oh, sorry. He takes over at military coup, okay, and he leads with iron fist.

and one of his generals is a guy called General Petron Petron Drinking Air Patron And he immediately Okay, he's very smart So he's like He's not going like

I'll just follow orders He's like how do I take over So what he does is He really fights for workers And like trade unions All right And he really like you know Helps them get money and all that

Make sure No bosses fuck them over So he becomes a real popular Man of the people. Exactly. The workers love him. They'll die from, okay? A bit like Jimmy Hoffa.

Okay. Essentially, yeah, very, very popular man. Okay, like literally more popular than General Ramirez. Yeah, yeah. And he has a wife, but she dies of cervical cancer. Okay. And he doesn't waste too much time grieving. He meets a young actress called Evita.

Ah. And it's like, hey, this is serendipity, because I'm the, most love politician in Argentina. You are the most love actress in Argentina. I have a penis. You have a vagina. The gods want this to happen. So it's like, you know, the mat works out, okay?

Hopefully she didn't have a face for radio. No, no, she's very popular, very sexy, okay? She's played by Madonna in the movie. Right. And she's played by Rachel Ziegler in the newest Broadway production. Okay. So every couple of decades, she has to be

portrayed by the most annoying woman possible. My God. Good to know. Good to know. You're really L's all day, James. Yeah. You mock Rachel Ziegler and Lana the plug. Yeah. Feel proud, do you? Pretty good right now, dude. Yeah, in your

ivory tower. That's right. I win. She's very talented. I'm sure she is. Land of the plug, yeah. And Rachel Ziegler's Yeah, okay. So, I just get really offensive. You talk about these angels. Okay. Okay. All right. they're not going to let you smash, bro.

It's true. I know it's true deep down, but man can dream. And just to give you context, General Patron is Johnton Price. Ah. In the movie, yeah. And Madonna's the...

When did the movie come out? 90s? 90s must have been, yeah. By Alan Parker. I'm not sure if I've ever seen Madonna act. I don't know if I've ever seen her in a movie. I couldn't name much she's been in you. But the point of it is,

So already, it's like so popular. And you know what? Too popular. So General Ramirez actually fires him from the party. Right. Yeah. And he makes up something about like, oh, money, whatever, okay? But it's real just like, he's too popular.

All right? Get him out. Get him out of the party. So he's out of the party. And the workers throw a shit fit. Okay. And they get him back in the party. Wow.

Ramirez is like, the government will collapse unless we get him back in. He's kind of like Simon Harris. Where the people will die for him. Yeah. The most popular politician. Not sure. And he fights for the workers. He's beloved by everyone, a man of the people.

Yes, everybody loves me, you know. The bus drivers are the dock workers. They all think I'm the coolest guy that ever... And they're disabled children. They saw that picture of me at the Oasis concert. They thought, wow, what a cool guy. He's probably on a mad one, having it large, you know. And of course I was, you know, I was absolutely off my trolley, you know.

I had two fantas and a sprite, so I was absolutely mashed, you know, off my face. Coming up like a sky boy, I really was, you know. Oh, and I saw all of the lovely women there with their bosoms, you know, and oh, I was ever so amassed by that. I really was. I absolutely was, you know. And that's your hero, that's your king. is it? Yeah.

The big dog. Harris. Yeah, yeah. So, fucking limp noodle is all he is. Oh, he fucking, oh, yeah.

I think he's an alpha. Is he? I work out. I'm like, oh, and he'd look like Simon Harris. He's like if a paper straw was a person.

That's what Simon Harris is. Quite frankly. Well, the point is he gets back in. After a while, um, natural call. He didn't like take over, but like, Ramirez steps down.

eventually. And Petroen takes over. Okay. And Petron he rules an iron fist and they're... Again, but he's tough but fair. And he's not exactly... I mean, like, you know, obviously there's no free speech or like freedom of press or anything.

Of course not. That was getting the way. Yeah, yeah. But he... His politics, not too short, he kind of like played the game a little bit. He wasn't like fuck the West or fuck Russia or anything. He's like, well, who will I pick? You know? Maybe I will,

hmm, you know, so he kind of like coase you up a little bit to America and like a little bit to Russia as well, you know,

you keep the feelers out, you know? Now, realistically, on the grand scheme of things in the world stage, how much would Russia

or America really give a fuck about Argentina? They're a pretty big country. Are they, though? Well, I mean, like,

nah, they're losers. Dogs and losers. They're the Rachel Ziegler of the world stage. I mean, they won two World Cups. Oh, Yeah.

Maradonna, messy. So, they, allegedly. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm doing my Brian O'Toole School of Arguing. No. No.

Yeah. Yeah. I was under the bait team, okay. Yeah. Where are you debating? No one. I wasn't allowed in. They said it was too abrasive.

Okay. Yeah, and smelly. Right. So... More so the latter, but... They said my arguments were too good and I smell like shit. So point is, okay, and you mentioned Nazis earlier.

I did. Petroen makes a point of getting all the Nazis over. Okay. Because he's like, hey, they're still fucking smart. Yes. Look at Operation Paperclip. It's okay if they'd do it. So he would actually, he bought them houses and stuff to lure him over.

So we got all the duds that America didn't want? He all the fucking like, Duh, how the rocket work? I don't like the Jews. Let's land on the moon. It's made of cheese. That's where the Jews keep all the good cheese. So let's go, fellas.

Yeah, they didn't really get Werner von Braun. They got the leftovers. So they got them over, okay, to use them. And again, they kind of thought, like, we've got lots of ideas off these guys. We can sell them to either Russia or America. whoever tickle my bottles the most so it's all going well for most part but then

Evita starts to get sick and we don't know exactly what's up with her they assume it was cancer but she becomes more irrational so she's more like you know we gotta kill these people or we gotta crush so normally be like okay there's a small little protest here just get the guys in

a bit heavy handy you know whack him a bit that's it but she's like no we gotta kill him shoot him all right and he's like come on baby she allowed to make decisions

well she's not in charge she's saying this okay yeah and even she was they have a problem with her yes oh right okay

yes I do so she's like no I would take him out and this is weird now because you think the opposite these days but

Patron was worried that if she died it would hurt him in the election because she was such a popular personality was thinking like, oh, they'd like, oh, we're voting for Patron and Avita.

Right. Okay, which is silly because you'd be like, oh, I can use a sympathy. Yeah, true. But he didn't think that, right? Yeah, yeah. So she disappears for ages. And he's like, oh, she's alive. She's in the gaff.

Ah, but it's weekend at Avita's. Yeah. Oh, you just missed her. Yeah. Oh, she was full of life she was, yeah. Uh-huh. And, you know, to have someone like waving her arm, you know. Um, so.

Eventually, he takes over and she dies after he wins. Right. But he, look, when your wife dies, what will win people over is marrying a 14-year-old. Okay. Because people are like, oh, look at him. Good to know. All the women will love that.

Yeah, look at him. Back on the horse. Fair play to him, you know. So he wins again, but eventually all goes tits up. Another coup. He's banished to, I forget where first, but he ends up in Spain eventually. Okay. So he's banished there.

He's living on a meager little pension. A Vita, so this is all like in the 40s, all right. They find the Vita in the 70s. Whoa. Yeah, and she's in like an unmarked grave or like a grave with someone else's name on it, okay? Right, right. And they eventually track her down,

and they exhumed the corpse, and they find signs of a lobotomy. Oh. Yeah, and they're thinking they either gave her lobotomy to cure her cancer or to... Just to shut her up? Literally, yes. Wow.

Yeah. That's crazy. And then that was the story of Vita. She was very fancy during her time, those of dresses. She became a bit of a sensation around the world out. And then they made the musical.

And the musical is kind of like this tragic thing about this woman. Is that where that sort? Don't cry for me, Argentina. Exactly, yeah. I'm a bloody spastic with a smelly asshole. I never mentioned her asshole.

Well, I think it's in the subtext. I inferred it, yeah. Yeah, yeah. And they made the movie and it underreformed. Uh, I, hey, the songs are pretty fun. Anthony, uh, Antonio Banderes. Okay.

He's in it as well. Yeah. Uh, I think the musical take a lot of liberties. Like, didn't actually sing in real life. No, I don't think that's how. And dance, like, you know. That's how they solved political discourse in Argentina, you know. That's how they did a military coup.

Yeah, yeah. The jets and the shark. How was Madonna's performance received critically? all right they didn't mock her but it didn't lead to she wasn't the next big thing never got the Oscar

no no I don't think she was nominated for best songs and all that yeah yeah best musicals about Avita that kind of thing but the stage show has been a huge success has gone on for years and years and that's why in London

if you remember when Rachel Ziegler did it she actually did it in what's the West End but what she did is she did the regular play in the building was a balcony so she actually did the scene where she said don't cry for me Argentina that's set on a balcony yeah so actually went out there

and sang to the plebs so all the people that paid money for a ticket didn't get to see the most iconic bar they got to watch a video great they got to watch a video yeah well I'm very happy glad yeah yeah paid a hundred quid for the ticket got a fucking babysitter for the kids that I'm aren't even sure our mind the people who put on nice suits they're sitting there as like I bet she's singing very nice

Just some usher's like Don't worry guys She's coming back Just wait for a second And then she's singing out with the fucking Del Boys and Rodney's Oh what's that Oh the fucking junkies

Face down in the gutters Why's that fucking bird up there Fucking squawking about Argentina And that Fucking Arjee I fucking give her one though I'll tell you that Lance Spit up

me you fucking slag that's what they're thinking because they're not cultured the junkies and the pimps and the boggers that's why we shouldn't help them they don't know musicals yeah exactly you know when you give them money

on the street they don't go and buy tickets to rent Rogers and Hammerstein you know they go get hammered and steamed in the pub in the booze that's very good yeah that's not bad that's very good actually.

Yeah, tell your face. I think people don't really I'll just a big compliment. Please do. No, no, I need it. You use AI instead. Wow. Wow.

Cheadin. Wow, that was so clever and funny. You definitely should not kill yourself. Kill, Brian. Elvita. And then just because, you know, recommended videos, probably because it's another woman, okay?

I got recommended a documentary about Joan of Art. Okay. And I'll be honest, I only know Joan of Arc really to his Simpsons. Of course. That's how I know everything really,

yeah. It's the only way I refuse, I refuse to learn history if it's not told to me by the Simpsons. Well, I tell you, Joan of Arc, I can see why she's such a revered figure in France. Because I knew the basics, of course.

So Joan of Arc, she's kind of like us. She's a farm girl. Okay. Like, this could be us, okay? Yeah. She's on the farm. It's in France,

during the war between France. in England. Right. It's called a hundred year war. Right, right. I think that might be a slight exaggeration,

that's what they call it, right? I think they call that during it as well. So it was just like, it's a fucking long war, isn't it, lads?

Yeah. Hundred year war, that's what I call it. No one knew how to count back then. Exactly, yeah. 10 score and shillings of it. So she gets visions from God. Right.

And the visions from God just say kill the English. Uh-huh. Literally, visions of Jerry Adams. It's like, kill the English, right?

They're all there, Joe and of our, Now, of course, I can never admit to being in these visions that you receive. But between you and me, kill the prods. Kill the fucking prods now. Sockley blue, Jerry Adim, so ho. So, Joan of Arc, she's 13, okay, bear this in mind. She goes straight to the prince, I think.

Yeah. You know, France. And I say, I want to fight. They're like, what are you talking about? You daft bird. You're the fucking bird, love. You daft us. That's how the French talk, all right?

Yeah, fucking silly sausage, yeah. I was back when the English were controlling them. That's why they wanted their independence. At that Adam and Eve. You're having a fucking giraffe, love. So they test her, and these are weird tests. So test are all about like the Bible and stuff. Joan of Arc, fucking Moenovac.

She never stops fucking going on, eh? Well, like, you know, so the people like you, okay, that's what the French king was like. Legends. No, we're like, oh, she's fucking, it's P-U. We don't want her, smelly girl. But they were like, okay, like, give her a sword. Fuck it, all right. They put her in the battlefield.

She can use it to clip her nails. No, no, okay. I'm going to get through to you eventually, all right? You'll learn the error of your ways. You'll try. She gets, I believe she gets, like, I wrote it down here. I can't remember now.

I think she gets, like, shot in the shoulder with an arrow. Okay. And then she gets shot again. She gets, like, pretty fucked up. Okay. She lies in the ground, stands back up, picks a sore up.

He was like, fucking come on. Oh. Let's have it. See you, you can't. I'll cut you first. So that inspires him like, if this little girl can do this, okay? Wow.

Let's go after him. Yeah, yeah. So it's almost like, I don't want to say mascot, all right, but it's like a real like rallying thing for the soldier. Right, okay. So they fuck up a lot of English, all right?

Okay. And they're doing this for ages. And then she's actually at one stage leading them. Wow. Yeah, she's going there first. The English, the soldiers, the French soldiers,

like, I'm too scared to do it. The swords are too sharp. Has this story kind of been manipulated through history. No, I'll tell you why, because there's a lot of recordings of this all over the world, every village, okay?

I'm sure it might be a little bit exaggerate, all right? Let's do it for the teen pussy. There's a lot. You say that every time. That was the French. There's a lot of recordings of this from both sides. So after a while, they tried

to do a deal with England. England would kind of offer it as well, France and England. Joan of Arc refuses. She keeps fighting and she gets captured about English. Okay. And the English see this is a great

opportunity for them because this is, like I said, this mascot in a way it's kind of like she represents the French, okay? So let's kill her.

Okay. So they arranged to execute her and they refuse her. She wants to do like one last mass and all that and say no,

okay? She wants to write a letter to the Pope to say no. She wants to wash her muff and say no. Leave it. Make it smell

a fucking life. like in the way it is, love, yeah? Oh, it ages like a fine cheese. It's a girl, James. It's history, bro. History, you know. You ever read horrible histories? Yeah, exactly.

This is canned histories, yeah. Every time is about historical things. Like, what do the muff smell like? Yeah, I mean, about 13 back then was like, I was like 43 today, you know. It's a fine. The find is, okay. So they arrange the burner and they make it public, okay?

And she won't, she's not being a pussy about. She'll be like, please don't burn me. No, I love the Queen of England. They start burning her and she just starts, you know, praying to Jesus. Right. And they burn, she's dead, all right? Yeah. And the English, like, good.

Burn her again just in case. Aha. They set fire to her again. So she literally like, fucking. Extra crispy frog legs on the menu. And then they throw her a river. Wow. Yeah.

But then the Pope finds out about this. and the Pope, you know, he does a whole investigation in this. That's why we have so much information about this. Okay. And he canonizes her, gives her a sainthood after the fact, yeah. And then, again, she comes this huge, like figure, symbol, kind of like St. Patrick for us, all right? Although she's a bit more badass St. Patrick, I must say now. Wow.

But then, I don't know. She didn't own any slaves. Patrick didn't know. He was a slave. I think he became a slave owner, though. Who says this? I don't know. What nonsense are you looking at now?

You're on the internet again. So did you get off to... It was a 13-year-old French girl who told me about it. The point is, then she eventually became the national saint of France. Yeah. And that's her story. Looked all this up because Baz Luhrmann, you know him? Yes.

He's making a Joan of Arc movie. 2027, watch out. Oh. You excited? Not really. Oh well. You probably like the Luke Besant version instead, wouldn't you? Oh.

Luke Besant really loved the story. He did his own version? Yeah, he did, yeah. Oh. 13 years old. He was like, awesome. Yeah. I'm not sure.

I don't really want to throw my hat into the ring there, you know. Your favorite, Luke Besant. When it comes to Luke Besant and 13-year-old girls, you don't want to be seen champion that too much because, yeah. I just say something is rotten in the state of. of Denmark. I actually, I decided not to watch that.

I think I'm a bit more cautious in my age now. I'm like, meh, do you want to watch another Lupuson movie? Yeah. Of course.

No. Scyke. Hell yeah. So that's, what are we at time with? 105. Oh, really? Yes, sir.

Oh, the fuck. I was going to talk about Kevin Leary and Mrs. Biggs and all there. Oh, well. Well, fuck it.

We'll talk about next week. Next time. Next week, yeah. So that was a good one now The Patreon was dog shit No it was great Don't subscribe to the Patreon

We're worthless cons It's because there's no Batman update That's why Yeah But a Batman update will return As soon as something happens No one's happening In Gotham at the moment

No It's pretty chill Yeah Robin's still gay The Cam before the storm Well actually You're not lying Because there's gonna be a big event

coming up in Batman called Bad Seeds Bad Seeds Yeah something to a pie's navy Oh She's gonna go around Gotham rubbing her tits up against old pensioners Probably

Where did that come from? I don't know She's a... I don't know where this genius comes from Devious plot from a villain Of devilish proportions She's gonna rub her tits on an old man's face And rub her muff on a spastic's

Eyes, I don't know I don't know, whatever I Hey, hey, we're bad seeds, you know. Lads, lads, lads. This is typical lad talk. Ladd seats. You go to any fucking building site is this.

Any weather spools. Any weather spools. Oh, you hear about the new Batman event. Yeah. Catwoman rubbing a catwoman's pussy. Yeah. Well, that's the end. I'll tell you what.

Next week to wet your whistle, folks. We will talk about Mrs. Biggs, which is about the great train robbery. Yes. And we'll do Kevin O'Leary. the rich guy he's in a lot of trouble at the moment data centers he's very pro data center

and I will watch the Mandalorian and Grogu for you guys have you heard about that I've heard of it but I've ignored it entirely it's not doing well good people say it's a debt of Star Wars I've been promised that for about 10 years now and it keeps coming

back like the tumour in my asshole they keep telling me it's gone for good but then it comes back with a vengeance Well, we'll end it there, guys. All right. Bye.