Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 292 : How to Climb Everest

Episode Date: June 24, 2026

Mountain Madness with Jeffrey Donaldson

Hello and welcome to the show. Ladies and gentlemen, we're having a wonderful time. We're back, guys. The time of negativity is over. It's the age of Aquarius, and we are back, guys. Here's Aquarius right here, by. Oh, all, I've done for you, after all the Doctor Whoopdates, I've given you over the years. This is how you repay me.

Brian bought me some beer, some can. James is feeling a little low today. because of all the alcohol, all right? Yes. But, you know, that's the thing, okay? You keep going. Yeah. You didn't need the alcohol.

No. See, me, all right. Literally, how many times, all right? Have we meant to record a certain time? Yeah. I was out night before. And you're like, Brian? And I'm like,

I'm dying. And you're like, is it because of the alcohol? No, it's unrelated. Oh, I'm just poorly. And I'm puking everywhere and shitting on the floor. Yeah. I mean, in fairness, that only happened one time. One too many.

It was quite a lot of shit, though. I did not hold it together well, okay? And I only had like one beer, right? And I was like, I need a stomach pump now. But an OD, like, River Phoenix. Narcan, now. So, I was on death store. But you, you just pound them back, have a milkshake as well.

You're really playing with fire there. And then you wake up, you're like, yeah, a little bit of shit, but who cares? I didn't shit anywhere. on shit in the toilet. And that's... Stop bragging, but yeah, it's difficult. Actually, because I,

after work on Saturday, I went out, I went to Underground, I was going to do a spot, but then the show got pulled. So, like myself and a few of the other comedians, we went to Inchecore.

Yeah. And I had pints, then ended up crashing in Jason's Gaff. Yeah. So I wake up the next day, and I'm hung over, and every bus is just packed. And I had to get two buses from there.

to hear and I was dying for a shite the entire time like really like oh please don't yeah I don't want to be the guy who shits himself on the bus I don't want that to be my legacy but like you know when you're just like I'm focusing so hard and we're just hitting every red light yeah she's stopping at every she that's right she the bus driver that's why I had to shit but it was just the slowest longest journey Because town was packed. All the speed bumps. Traffic was, yeah, exactly. Yeah. Oh, I can feel it. I can feel it coming at my ass. He's coming out like Dig-Dug.

Dig-Dug. You ever dig-Dug? What the fuck's Dig-Dug? Nah, what? Miss me with that, fam. What are you talking about? Well, the point is you didn't shit yourself. No, I didn't.

All right? So, there. Yeah. And as a reward, I went over to the shops and bought some Hinekins. And, of course, in the shop, they're like, oh, Brian, you're a bit of a wild animal, you know. I was like, no, I'm doing this for a friend. Yeah.

Yeah, he needs it right now. He's only four years old, but he's good people. So, like I said, no negativity this episode. Too much negativity in the past. Right. It's all like, oh, Brian, you're gay. You're a paedophile. Oh, okay.

None of that this episode. Hold it back. All right. Hold it back, all right? Try. And if I start getting a nosebleed, it's probably unrelated. But yes, I'll hold it back. And let's talk about positive things, episode.

Okay, Kirstormer has retired. Actually, yeah, it is a positive. Jeffrey Donaldson is a convicted pedophile. Yeah. D-U-Pidos. And it's true, yeah, he can't even get annoyed with that clever wordplay there. I mean, he could probably get annoyed. No, he can't.

He has to just like, you know... Laugh. Yeah. Just has to laugh along. And subscribe to our Patreon. He has to do that. The only way he can come out of this now is do the comedy, the Netflix roast of Jeffrey Donaldson. Yeah, yeah.

I was like, why is Kevin Hart here? Jeffrey Ross and Jeffrey Donaldson. Who's the bigger Bino? Well, let the audience decide, you know? No, honestly. Donaldson needs to do, come out and say he's got cancer. That makes everyone forget the allegations. Mm, yeah.

Yeah. You go keep that in the back pocket. Yeah, yeah. Well, like, Jeffrey Donaldson, that is like, I think he needs to, like, turn into a joke. Because he's, to win the public back over. At the moment, he's not doing well. Because before this he was beloved by everyone.

Jeffrey Donaldson, you know, kids had posted, young kids especially, have posted posters. Yeah, wanted posters. Have you seen this man? Please don't let him into my bedroom again. You know, Jeffrey Donaldson, you know, he'd come around to the children every year, you know,

with presents, you know, or give you a stocking full of coal. But now, because of the whole pedo thing, they've turned against them. Right. The public are fickle, aren't they? Oh, I don't. don't it takes. I mean, it doesn't take long. One day you're the toast

of the town and the next day you're trapped. It's just cancel culture, you know. It's like the guy who made obsession. For a week, everyone is like, he's great. And then some woman said, oh, I didn't get paid enough money. Well, he's a fucking Nazi then. Hope he dies.

Hope he gets cancer with the ice. Hope his children fucking burning hell. No, yeah, perfect. Yeah, nice and positive's episode. Sorry, yeah. Well, I'll tell you, Jeffrey Donaldson, his wife got away with it though because she said she was too sick to go to court

What does she have? Imposter syndrome Or anxiety or something So she can't And that's another way to get out of it Having anxiety and imposter syndrome Yeah, I can't go to court Right

So I think they did try Trial her still Is that a word? They tried her They tried her still But she didn't have to go to court She got to stay in bed Right

Watch Netflix She did a doctor's note Exactly yeah I bet you a Michael Jackson wish you had thought of that. Oh my God, I didn't even think of that. Give them a darkness. Don't say I can't go to the court. I actually haven't been following the story too much.

I didn't listen to a podcast about it, but it was pretty depressing. Actually, I wasn't expecting it to be like so grim. It was a lot of like... There was no like wacky sound effects or no like up-down game with Bobo. You know? Up and down game with Donaldson.

She's 12 years old. Whip? this woman's 18 br- right waw-waw-waw-waw-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-h but I've been following it so I did hear a bit of the podcast

and it sounded pretty um look obviously being the P-Dof-Haw is bad but he wasn't even like... Glad you can finally admit that you're right, positivity now from now on. It's been a journey.

Yeah. No, I just mean like he was especially it seems like losery Pito where like he would be said... Not one of the cool No, what I'm saying is... No, like he was like, no good.

No game at all, you know? Right, right. Or he'd be after it's like, I'm so sorry I molested you, but I'm a weak man. Yeah, so he did... So you can't respect him then. Well, you know, I'm just saying it's...

Again, it didn't listen to the whole podcast now, but it didn't sound great for him. Sure. And I actually haven't... You were the one who told me he'd been convicted. I only just saw it. It just popped up, but kind of like similar... What happens next?

Well, I think he goes to jail, right? if he's convicted. That makes sense. Yeah. That's usually what happens, you know. You know your judo well. You're watching SVU, you know. I was watching SvU last night.

I wanted to decompress after the gig, so I came home, semi-conscious because I was drunk, so I got a milkshake, stuck on some S-FU. I was having a great time. But then Tuler bursts in, like, yeah. I really just turned that off. Put on some really,

real news instead. Then we watched war dogs, which... Pretty good, actually, yeah. For God, how stupid that film is. It's really bad, yeah, yeah. But just to get back to Donaldson for a minute, I want to, at some stage,

after this, I want to find out more about the story and what happened to his wife. Okay. Because she... She's available now, you know? She can keep a secret. That's a good thing to know about a woman. Speaking of politics, as well, you mention it.

But so, literally, as we record this, Starmer has stepped down. Yeah. And again, I don't know the nuts and bolts of it, but I was listening to something yesterday about this. And so obviously, Andy Burnham is the favourite to replace him. The whole thing was, so Andy Burnham was just a mayor. Right.

He was not a MP. Okay. So if you're not an MP, you can't challenge the party leadership, right? See. So he had to become an MP in Maker Field. Maker Field. That's where it's from. some fucking bum-fuck place

you know Right, right Yeah, and you know It's a place that normally cares about But some Jimmy McGovern Lookin'clock Where they're all, you know On benefits and have depression

Yeah Subhuman Sorry, positivity More positivity It's more difficult You think It is It is

Well the point is So it's a town normally cares about Even the people Like it's so shit Why don't we just kill ourselves But because of the election How poor it is

All these people have come in Be like, Oh my life I've cared about We've been Maker's Field, okay? I love that place, all right? It's so great.

And they had reformed there and restored there and the Tories and labor and all that. Binface? Count Binface, all right? And Burnham won. Okay. And actually, reform didn't do that well.

Because the problem is they're being overshadowed by restore. Okay. And restore like the non-walk version of reform. Right. Reform or like. Dick of Nigel Farage and his pronouns, all right? And, you know, Nigel Farage, Rusty Davis sitting in a tree, you know.

Fucking Waucahontas Farage over there. Yeah, so Restore are pretty small, but they're the favorite party of Elon Musk. Oh. So he's, so he's sent loads of money to restore. And then Reform got loads of money from a mysterious Bitcoin man. Oh. I think he got five million. Okay.

But they don't know who. Oh, I think people do know. This won't tell me. Oh, I see. I was going around trying to find out. I was doing a Colombo, you know, trying to figure it out. Just remind me now,

this, uh, Bitcoin was it, Brock Pierce, the child actor from the mighty ducks. I heard he was a no good bum. Is you giving money to the reform? Might be Brock Pierce, actually. Look, we don't know at the moment, all right? You're the one asking the big questions here.

Everyone else is too afraid to ask. So silence me. By putting out false stories that I'm a fat loser who drinks too much. Oh, it's just, I mean, God. Are there no honest journalists left? First it came for Polanski. Oh, well, look, so, thank you. So now Burnham is an MP, all right?

And it's like, listen, Keir, what do you want to do? Do you want to leave graceful, semi-gracefully, you know, or do you want a leadership battle? Yeah. That happens, all right? It's Burnham versus Starmor and of course the chips are on the

I'm not going to metaphors The chips are on the The chips are on the cuntor right And in the closet And skeletons are there as well Right And basically during this battle Could hurt the Labour Party as a whole

Because there's so much infighting Okay right And then reform and restore And come along Get all the crumbs So essentially just you know Fall on the sword Do the dignified thing

You know Good the people Right Now I actually heard that Andy Burnham doesn't really have any policies in a moment. So he was kind of hoping Starmor wouldn't step down to like September. He needs time

to figure out what his policies are. Yeah. I mean it is very sort of like abrupt, isn't it? Very abrupt, yeah. So I think Starmor will be hanging around for a little bit. Well because Burnham Again, he wasn't a He wasn't in Parliament or anything. Oh yeah.

He's been in Manchester the whole time, raving. Yeah. I show you video him raving. He's a DJ apparently. Yeah. And he looks so real, didn't he? So convincing. He looked so like it was his first time hearing music. You look like being a teen disco. Really cool.

And everyone respects him. Yeah, yeah. Because he's trying to embrace all Manchester things like, yeah, yeah, the hacienda, yeah, Stone Roses. And he's like, yes, I'm feeling the beat. I'm coming up. Yeah. Oh, get ready

for the drop. Is that the drop? Yes. Yes, it is. Yeah, but he's dancing along and he looks like it's an alien trying to do an impersonation of somebody dancing. It looked so fucking K-Pax. And yeah, it was awful. It's like, what was her name? I remember that old bitch who came dancing out and everyone laughed at her? What was her name? There's been a few of them. Theresa, was it? Yes. Yeah, Theresa May.

So, so that's what's going on at the moment. Starmer's going to be hanging around for a while. Apparently, he wants to see the World Cup. He wants the perks of the job, see the World Cup, and then he'll step away. Right. And then we have Burnham. Now, Burnham, already, you know,

he seems pretty cool. He can DJ. Not everyone can do that. But here's the thing, sorry to drop, but that video you showed me of him DJing. Yeah. He wasn't touching any of the decks. He doesn't need to.

That's how good he is. He just stands there while the music played, kind of swinging his arms, doing like the Elaine dance from science. failed, you know? That's what the best DJs do. The little kicks. And yeah, he didn't touch any of the buttons. I'm sure he did it before.

When you won't watch it, you blinked and he touched all the buttons. Right, okay. And he also has said that the first place is going to go to is Israel when he comes to Prime Minister. So you know he's got his priorities straight. I'm sure that will endear him to the British public. No more money for benefits. It's all going to Israel. People are like, God damn, that's how it should be. Yeah, yeah. Like, you're proud to be British.

So it seems like a lot of people don't actually like Burnham. Yeah. In real life, you know. And it's all going to go tits up. Also, the fact that he wasn't even an MP and he just kind of been rushed at the door. I can't imagine he has a lot of respect. He's done a lot of good for Manchester, apparently.

Has he? He calls it Manchesterism. Manchesterism. Yeah. Okay. It's a state of mind. It's a vibe. Right.

So he's done lots of good stuff for Manchester. So that's his policy, vibes. Yeah, literally, yeah. Campaining on vibes. Living at Lodge. It's giving Manchester. You twist me melon. So he's like, for example, he made the buses a bit cheaper.

Okay. What, DVDs of on the buses? Which we need it now more than ever. Well, look, if he made the buses cheaper, that's pretty good. Yeah. He also brought in more businesses. Okay. And

What? Cabab shops? No. You know. A regular hour. No, apparently he's actually Swift,

in the nine years he's been there. There's now more people going from London than Manchester to Manchester London. Okay. That was unheard of before.

Right. Yeah. So that's, I mean, that's something. I don't, again, I only watch,

I watch the two second video on TikTok. Uh-huh. I'm like, yeah, I know what's going on here. I got my finger on the pulse.

Yeah. I know. I can be a political advisor. Yeah. So we'll see what happens. I, like I said, It seems like it's going to be all tits up

and it'll be Prime Minister Farage soon. That's what you're waiting for. I'm not, I'm not, I don't want to be political in the show or anything. I'm just, I'm just telling me what's going on. Okay. That's all, you know. Let the audience aside.

Right. Will he bring back Doctor Who? Farage? Yeah. I don't think so. Oh, then I don't like him now. Yeah, yeah. I think Russell T. Davis

We shipped to Guantanamo, you know? So that's their politic update. Yeah, yeah. We're political with a nah. No, because there's no Batman update at the moment really, so it's going to be politics.

Yeah. I'm not happy with either guys, but that's just what we're stuck with, you know? You were talking about, you know, so Elon Musk, who's that a trillionaire.

That's great. In a way, it's like we won. Yeah. Did I tell you, there's a guy we work with who he loved Elon Musk and he was like, Elon Musk is going to take us to the stars.

Then he got done for upskirting. Who? you're co-worker my best friends yeah I know this guy he worked with my confidant my mentor

no this guy yeah he got done for like upskirting yeah in work yeah yeah oh my god because he loved Elon almost

sure in Mars there's no rules against upskirting there is no gravity so the skirts they all float up and you see

the so I'm just getting ready for life on Mars is a life on Mars Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You get fired?

Promotion. No, he got... He got a talking too. It's like, all right. All right. You get three strikes. You're on number two now, so don't let us catch you again. Yeah.

We'll give you two and a half. Yeah. So he... Yeah, he's gone now. Probably having a much better life now, actually. But what's my point? Yeah, Elon Musk. That's it.

But yeah, you were telling me about the... So just because Elon Musk... the Sam Altman movie. Forgot about that, completely yet. But it's getting suppressed. It's a sad day, I tell you, for entertainment. So they're making a movie called Artificial. And it's all by Sam Altman and all there.

And it's an Amazon movie. And then would you know Amazon have done a deal with Open AI? And they've stopped the, they're not releasing the film now. Right, yeah. And you're thinking like, oh, someone else will release it. The amount of studios are getting smaller and smaller. Yeah. So now it's like basically, you know, Netflix won't do it.

Paramount won't do it. Because all of those companies like, you know, like Warner Brothers obviously bought by the Ellisons, like Netflix, like, it's all Silicon Valley and like the tech overlords, they run everything of so much more money and power.

Then all the movie studios combine, they're not gonna, it's not worth it to like piss off. Exactly, yeah. For a film by the guy who directed queer. Yeah. And call me by your name. Right. It's not worth it.

It's not like they're releasing fucking, a new Marvel movie or something that could really move to Doyle. Yeah. It's like, I mean, like, I like Chris O'Dowd, but I don't think he's going to you know, be a maker. It's Chris O'Dowd, Spider-Man. Oh, Andrew Garfield. Yeah? Yeah. I just call him Spider-Man. It's funny, because he was in that guy's last film. Yeah. What's it called? After the Hunt? After the Hunt. You liked that,

I did like it. Yeah, I thought it was good. Well, Amazon didn't. Okay. Well, apparently if you liked it, you're a rapist. so if I'm already getting if you're tearing me with Hey I've had half a beer I'm crazy I had a sip of beer

I can't get told myself It was good film It did like it You know It was uncomfortable And it asked kind of uncomfortable Questions And the thing is

You're not meant to actually Think these characters Are right For their opinions On you know Modern academia And the younger generation Like they're meant to

out of touch elitist assholes. Yeah, I think that a lot of people kind of forget that. It's like queer as folk, you know? Yeah. It's like he's banging a 15-year-old and he loves, and I'll tell you what, actually, queer as folk, you know Aidan Gillen's character and that?

Okay, so the whole thing is he's banging a 15-year-old and, like, again, they're not saying it's good or bad, all right? But Aidan, he likes Doctor Who in the show, okay? Really? Yeah, he likes Doctor Who as well. Oh? Yeah, yeah. But he actually he doesn't like Paul McGahn's Doctor,

the 8th Doctor. Why not? He doesn't count him because he was in the TV pilot for the American series didn't get made. Oh. And I can't, like,

Aidan Gillen's character was dead to me after that. I see. Yeah. I can't support his character anymore. After I rooted for him so hard in the pilot, it's like, yeah.

He's, Ed and Gillen, in that show, but also in every show. He's very sinister gay, isn't he? Incredibly sinister. Like,

there's just a malevolence in his eyes. He's kind of got, like, a panter vibe to him. A predator. Well, I wouldn't say that, you know. But, like, actually, I would, yeah. But it's because in the show, like, Rusty Davis said queer as folks,

very much of fantasy. Okay. And Aidan is kind of like the, you know, the, is it the term? The id. Yeah, so he can literally basically turn anyone gay. So, like, there's a guy going to the bathroom and Aidan's like, I'm going to have him. He's got a wife and kids.

I don't care. And he goes in, he's like, hey, taking a piss. he's not exactly like that you know but the guy's like I'm just pissing and I'm gonna go home my wife and kids really yeah look at my cock I just have to suck it right now

he throws his wedding ring into the shitter he rips up picture of his kids you know I'm gay now I just sucks him off you know and you know it's a little bit unrealistic wow but that's just what you know is it though that's the 90s

is it it's definitely got a style to a and an aesthetic that's pretty... I love it. Okay. Like fucking love... I'm living... Who are you? Who are you?

Who are you? Like, out of the three fellas. I'm probably some fat lad in the background. You're sad. Well, I tell you, I watch queer as folk, and I also watch Everest.

Okay. Because we talked about on the Patreon. On the Patreon, we talked about a Bond novel where Bond climbs the Himalayas. And they go in the detail about all the awful things happen to you.

You know, like your brain expands and your eyeballs fall out. Your cock turns, even smaller. So it's like, and you get mountain madness, they're hallucinating. And then I watch this movie, Everest, and it's based on a true story, by the way. Right.

Of this guy called, well, in real, his, is Jack, no, what's the name? Clark? What's name of the actor, James? Jake Jillingham Hall? No. The other actor. Josh Brolin? he's in it as well

that's not what I'm taking John Hawks Jason Clark You should have known that Right He showed me a trailer And just from that I like rattled off four names

That's actually pretty impressed I know yeah The whole IMDB You know It's like rain man Yeah Yes it is I bring you to Vegas

Josh Brolin Bed on Josh Brolin There's not an option sir Oh fuck I'm gonna sit my soul on fire We were John Brolin We were Josh Brolin

Actually Josh Brolin got leaked there Not not sexually Anal leakage It happens It happens So this The other way Peter Thiel Is in Wexford

Is coming to Wexford Oh yeah Or is it Wicklow Oh yeah Wiclo Okay so Peter Thiel's coming to Wiclo Wiclo and Joseph Gordon Leavitt. Yeah, yeah.

Which is kind of sad. You know, like Epstein had all the cool people, you know, Chris Tucker and, you know. Josh Brolin's pretty cool. I mean, Josh Brolin is pretty cool, but that's the only big name. Like, no one really wants Joseph Gordon Levitt there. Nah. I think Josh Brolin, he's handled well. He's like, I don't know.

I just, I just agree. I don't know what the fuck's going on, you know? I don't even own a computer, you know. I've got a Game Boy color and I don't know how it works, you know? Yeah. But I think Joseph Gordon Levitt's denying it too much. Yeah. Joseph Gore-Lev, he did a big thing.

I was like, hey, I just like talking to people and new ideas. That's why I had the secret society. That's why I sacrificed that child. Yeah. You know, kind of like, he who smelt it, dealt it kind of thing. Me think the lady does protest too much. Because he's kind of made his whole, his last few

years, is he's really dove headfirst into like, you know, AI and tech and Silicon Valley. But isn't he trying to get some law pass where like, you won't be allowed to write negative reviews about Third Rock from the Sun.

I've heard that. I've heard that. That's what he's pushing for. My blog. The finale was disappointing. What is this? Communist China. Did the white stripes

in the finale? Fuck a duck, did they really? I didn't know that at all. Well, there you go. You might buy a Blu-rays now. Maybe. Maybe.

Turt Rock from the Stone was good when I was a kid. Yeah. I don't know if it still holds up. Yeah, but you also liked my hero when you were a kid. Oh, no. Man, I will never step down from my hero.

My hero was fucking epic. The whole Avengers Endgame. The only way to get better if it's like, who's that? It's Ardle Hand in there. We've got a Hulk. And we've got my hero. Oh, jish, no.

Iron Man, you're big agent. What are you doing there now? Yeah, big bullocks. Yeah, big friggin' agent. What? You got me slayed at him with my hero. you calm down what we're talking Oh yeah so Everest

Alright yeah So Everest is based on true story And let's just start off with Josh Prolin Alright So Josh Brolin is the character Who in real life survived this and wrote a book Oh So he's basically like he's not the main character

But he's like the The narrator or the No I'll just say he's the one who goes through the whole thing He survives Okay So no one else does then Not many people no spoilers there okay.

I just got to say this might sound bad if you die on Everest you have no one to blame but yourself. It is a mental illness and the thing is they don't really try too hard

to go into why these guys do it. I did like, it's very un-Hollywood this film. Okay. It's directed by I think he's like a Danish guy or something

so he's not like yeah, let's have explosions in gunfights. He's like, they walk up mountain die. It's metaphor. It is very cold on mountain yash

and they have their bulge are freezing and the eye balls and their testicle balls too. Yeah. So Josh Brolin, he's kind of like a guy who he loves to go up mountains,

that's it. And he hasn't gone up Everest. He's gone up loads of other mountains. And he says he's got like a dark cloud in his head and the only time it goes away is when he's going up a mountain. Right.

And then as soon as he gets down from the mountains with his wife and kids, the cloud comes back. Darker than ever. Thicker and darker and darker and mugger than ever. So he's with his kids and all that and he's kind of pissed off his misses

because he didn't tell her he's going up Everest. Oh, she's got the hump now. Yeah, and also I think it costs like 62 grand back in 96. Wow. Probably like close to a million now. Well, it's a lot of money and that's a bit ridiculous that I said that. It's not a million.

I didn't want a couple of hundred grand. I actually know exactly how much it would be now. How much is it now? I'm not telling you because you just embarrass yourself. Tell me no. I demand to know. If you don't tell me now you support Jeffrey Donaldson and your silence is complicit

there we go folks it's on record now you better go up Everest I'll never betray you Jeffrey but look What one called Jeffrey could be an evil bad Oh Geoffie So

Josh Brolin He's going up there And he goes up Everest And the depression will go away forever That's a fact That's how it works It's a medical fact You ever feel a bit down

in the morning, guys. Yeah. Don't like, you know, some people are like, oh, you know, why don't you just drink some water? Nah. Wrong. Everest. Yeah.

Everest. Before work. That's why big farmer doesn't want you to go up, Everest. They want to pump you full of happy pills. Make you all docile. So Jason Clark runs his company, and it's some generic thing called like Mountain Adventure.

Mongo Mountain Adventure, right? Space, yeah. Yeah. So he and his team, all right. Oh, there's a good few people in this that you might not know their faces but you'd recognise them, you know?

What's the name of the girl? Moving on, okay? Don't bring it up. Okay, so I think it's Vanessa Kirby. What a colossal moment of failure that was. I know we said we'd be positive, but I just can't move on from that. For me to ignore that right there,

that would be my Everest. radio audience. I think it's Vanessa Kirby's in the group. Okay. One of those women, all right. Yeah. So he's running the group, but this is a business, all right? So it's not just one group going up. There's a good few groups doing it. Okay, so it's Jason Clark's group, Mountain Adventure. Yeah. And they're a little bit more, they're considered the pussies. Oh. Okay. He's a bit more like, come on guys, let's do it. Why? Because they have ropes. All the other guys are like, I just go up and the jocks, pal. They're doing shirtless, yeah. Smoking. Let's do a beer bong on Evering.

Well, yeah, them and we man going up there. No, so like Jake Jalenhall is his group, okay?

All right. But he's a bit more like, like he's more picky about who goes up there. Right. And, you know, for example,

like Jason Clark, he'll have like a, you know, slightly older people, a small Asian woman going up, you know, and, you know,

Jake Jalenhall is more like, hey man, you got to respect the mountain. You're bringing people up like that. I mean, you're just asking for trouble. Is it more work for yourself, dude?

You can be wordy for the mountain. He's a bit more like, hippie-dippy, okay? Or elitist. Yeah, okay. Almost like a eugenicist. It's like you're not the right measurements. You shouldn't be up there.

For saying that more really obese people can't go up Mount Everest. Just because I'm in the mobility scooter. You don't think I should go up, have a rest. I already have my own oxygen tank, but I need it all the topping. Flashing your jam card.

So there's like three different groups going up. right, that's important. And we meet the whole gang there and everyone's basically kind of like in their own way mentally ill. So for example... Aren't we all? No, not they.

That's good. I go up Everest every day in my head. So, I was going to say. Yeah, so John Hawk, for example, he's like, yeah, wife left me. Why not? Sweet. And the Asian woman is like,

I have no kids, no husband. But if I go up here, I'll be the first woman on Everest. Oh, sorry, first Asian. woman. Ah. Yeah. So that'll be like, that'll be something.

Great. You want to put that in the Tinder profile, are you? On Bumble. Yeah. Finally meet a man, you know? Yeah.

I gotta get your attention, you know. Climed Everest. Yeah. Attention seeking. Yeah. So like, they've all got their own

little reasons, you know? And, um... You keep talking. Okay, yeah? So Jason Clark and he is married to Kira Knightley, who doesn't really do much in this.

She's a classic, just like, woman from home who's like, don't go up the mountain. is dangerous. I'm going up the mountain. Okay, love you, honey. And she's pregnant as well.

Just to give more dramatic. If I was him, I would have took her up a mountain with me. Problem solved. How the altitude, you know? It's not going to help. James is can number two. That's right. Who's keeping count?

You know, so they're going up. And now, I haven't done too much research into the reality versus the film. Apparently, I wish they went to more into in the film itself, there's a little bit of disagreement about how liable Jason Clark's group company

was for the debts. Like how risky they were taking it? How do the fuck do you get insurance for that? It's got to be a nightmare. It's very expensive. Could you insure us to do the most dangerous thing on planet Earth? You literally walk past dead bodies in the way up and they don't bring them down

like... What's the point? You try to bring him down with pulling arm and it just comes off. Yeah, yeah. If I was up there, I'd be ripping off the cocks. Why? A bit of a goof. Take them home, thaw them out,

you know? If you'd laugh, you'd cry. You know, I'd have like a, like a puka necklace, but it's all just shriveled beauses.

You know, some people have like a stuffed animal head on the wall. Yeah, yeah. Or like a stamp collection, you know? It'd be like a stump collection. Bringing down all the stumps. Hey, oh,

he's back, guys. There we go. So, you know, They're getting ready to go up and all that. And, you know, they're very Jason and Clark, they say, a bit more kind of like, hey guys, we're all one big group. Let's get in a huddle together and let's talk about our feelings and all that. And let's say why we're going up there.

And you know why? It doesn't matter who you are. We're all one big team guys. Hip, hooray! And take a picture together. And Jason Clark actually, like, he crosses his legs, you know, all like, okay, guys. So he's not like the man's man and all the other guys are kind of like,

yes. Like, does another group people who are like, look at him he little girl you climb Everest in gayway so they're going up and because there's three different groups going up right it's a bit of fucking bottleneck

going on because some parts of it and I couldn't believe just how I don't say cheap okay but it's like it really is just like okay there's a gorge there that's like thousands of feet down basically we got an old ladder I'm just going to drop it on the other side

like a whole ladder you used to like clean the butters in Ballymond. It's a paper mashay ladder, but it's pretty, we use the pretty strong glue. I was expecting someone like, you know, specially designed, uh, gorge ladder, you know? That's like black and got hooks on it, right? Yeah, it's just a whole regular ladder they found in a skip somewhere.

Almost brand new. Can you believe someone threw this away? Yeah, it's like, it's pretty, again, this is in 96, so maybe nowadays, it's a little bit more advanced, you know? know. But it is literally like there's some poor cunt has to be the first one with the ladder. Then on the other side,

yes to like bolt it down, you know? Right. And they're just going along. But like I said, because the line is taking ages and the weather is not going well for them, you know? Like the storms coming in. Who will have seen that coming? Sometimes it gets cold up there. It's fucking freezing.

Freezing me. Fucking Baltics now. It is freezing me fucking chucks. Oh, you know, we have like air cans. Oh, like oxygen tanks. yeah. So in mountain terms that is called English air. English air. Because it's

from the time when English explorers will go up they'd be like using loads of that and other you know the like Sharper's not that wouldn't use it. So now like people like Jalenhall's group they don't use the air that much. Wow. They're very sparing with the air whereas like fucking Jason Clark brings

like a fucking Santa sack full of air cans you know. Yeah. And there's pumping it all the time. Could you take too much? and can it fuck you up like? I don't know about that. Obviously if you took too much like the cans itself

it would weigh you down and it'd be like you know the weight difference is crazy. No I mean could you like take too much air like you probably could get dizzy over rely on it or whatever. I think actually you could cause

some damage. Get addicted. Look at you you're addicted to air, aren't you? You little junkie. Breathing in and in your nostrils every day. We talk about on the Patreon but like there's so much like you just go blind,

your eyeballs can basically pop out your head, you go mental, mountain madness. Mountain madness. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's why you have to go real slow up it. And, you know, they actually make the top. All right. So far so good.

That's good. Well, you make it top Everest. I knew it wouldn't be like a fucking, you know, like, there's not a ferris whale up there or something, you know. It wasn't going to be like a fucking brothel or anything, you know. But it's just a rock. Yeah.

This is a pointy rock, all right. Yeah. It's a funny little flail. flags on it and all the flags you know just blow you know someone puts down like Asian flag like you know Asia country or oh yes I think it's the Japanese flag actually puts it down like yeah and the flag just blows away because it's fucking pretty high okay sure yeah so they're like okay time to go down and then it all goes tits up on the way down right because how long do they spend up there uh like a minute and a half literally is just like picture ah and then they go down but on the

way down this is real by the way the weather got crazy bad. Josh Brolin goes completely blind. Oh my God. Just blind. He's like, hello. Mr. McGoo in it, okay? And so he's just like, hello, hello. And everyone's getting like kind of separated.

And it's so on Hollywood, so undramatic. Like, Jill and Hall literally lies down and dies. Really? It's like, I can't. That's it. Well, I thought he was like the big swinging dick. That goes to show. It doesn't matter how big a swing in your dick is.

we all human at the end of day not me I'm another species I know I am and I can't wait for aliens to come back because then grow up like you know how you always felt different

Cadden because you are you're a special you're a special breed you're actually our overlord you're like Keanu yeah the cat

and the Keenville movie so they're going down another guy he goes a bit mental and wanders off side of a cliff. He's just like, well, I see it. He's basically hallucinating. And another guy takes his clothes off and wanders off and just,

we assume, dies. Yeah. A lot of them, like I said, a lot of them just like, they're like just trapped in places. Like,

oh, they manage, their phone actually works. They can not call anyone, but they can call the base camp or, yeah, so Jason Clark can call up. He's like,

I'm dying. No, come on, man, you can do it. No, no, I'm an expert. I know it. I,

There's literally no fucking way I'm doing this, so goodbye. And... It's fucking crazy. Yeah, but they managed to... And the rest of film then is them kind of sending rescue teams up. It's Sam Worthington and there.

And imagine if you have to go up, that's hard enough. Then get someone. Some of them, by the way, are still like gone in the head. They're like, no, I don't need it. Yeah.

They're like fighting against you and trying to put oxygen to them, all right? And they get fucking Josh Brolin down, or blind Josh Brolin. And this is a bit of like, you know, it's unfortunate now so his eyesight comes back

okay that's good but you know his hands they're gone what you mean they've fallen off frostbite they turn black yeah I know his nose

fell off as well Jesus yes now he's a noseless handsless man you know still pretty good looking it's annoying it's not in Brolin's like he's actually more

datching now with half his face I mean I literally I literally have a nose and two hands yeah and no one likes me.

No, they don't. And Brolin's there, you know, he's still shirtless, still look great. Yeah, yeah. He goes back to his hot wife. Uh-huh. I love you even more now. Maybe I need to cut off my nose and my hands.

That's, I mean, you won't know till you try. By the way, apropos of nothing. Do you see that guy on the stag party? I think it was over in England. It's a recent thing. It kind of went semi-viral. So as a prank, some of the lads on the stag party, put a zip tie on his cock when he was passed out.

But then the blood flow, like the blood supply was cut off. So his dick went like fully purple and had to get removed. Oh my God. And now the wedding's off and he's suing all of his friends from the stag party for like, you know, grievous bodily harm. So yeah, pretty funny prank. I need to follow. This more important, Jeffrey Donaldson. This is madness.

I'll find, I'll find the thing. Is there pictures of it? There is. Really? Yeah. I can find it right now. Show me his cock. Yeah.

James pulled it up from me. Let's see that, dude. That was probably a vaccine that did that too, man. I mean, come on, you know. I wonder how the wife... I know, the, the wedding's off. The wedding's off. Why?

Well... For better or worse. The bitches only want the dick, son. You know what's good with it now? Yeah, look up this story. Click up a cock. Oh, it's stag dude,

cable tie. Here we go. I'll find it. Yeah. I don't like, by the way, James is now on X, okay?

Yeah. And there's like a smiling, laughing face emoji. Because it's a goof. No sympathy at all for this man. Well, if it's a fucking FGM, what's it called?

FGM, no-me-loughing. So there's a big message that explains the whole thing. And there's the picture. Wow. Yeah. My goodness.

So there's the, you can see the cable tie and it's all purple. That is a very tight, Of course that's going to happen. I thought it was like a, you know, a slight thing and his cock was just very weak. No, that's like, there was never any way that he was...

There's no way his cock doesn't come off there. No, exactly, yeah. It's like, got a knife and just started, like, slicing the cock and it comes off. You're like, what the hell? It was just a goof, bro. God, your cock is faulty. Yeah.

It's fucking weak. That's mental. Yeah. So there you go. Makes you kind of cheers you up bit, doesn't it? It does. I've been walking on sunshine ever since I heard about it. but anyway tell me how ever

stands. Does his cock stand tight? Would you believe it? Okay, Josh Brolin wakes up someone zib tied his cock. Oh no. This happy days I use it by happy days

freeze for him. It just ends with him you know, Kira Knightley's sad because her husband's died but Josh Brolin comes back and you know what? Losing his nose and his hands

has kind of made him rethink everything and now he's not depressed anymore. How do you write a book with no hands? He didn't, like, sit down at the typewriter, he got no hands. He doesn't even have a nose. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'd actually, like, use your nose to type it out.

I suppose he could use his cock. Hopefully, he doesn't go on any staggers anytime soon. But, yeah. Yeah, it was a good movie, nice and depressing. Okay. Which I do like, I like those. If, you know what, it wasn't for the fact it's all Hollywood stars and all that, you could, I could see this being a kind of a cheap old British film that they shot, like,

in, like, Wales to make it look like. Everest? Yeah, yeah. I could see it and you believe it. By the way, in real life, they were filming this and the second unit, so I think they shot this,

they didn't actually go to Everest. I think they shot like the very bottom of Everest and the rest is like studio magic. Sure, yeah. But they had a second unit kind of high enough and a landslide came and killed 16 people, but it wasn't the second unit or okay. Who were the 16 people?

Oh, just regular, just non-Hollywood people just don't count. Barely human then. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly. I mean, look. They weren't in SAG. If you, you know, if you step on an ant hill, are you sad about that?

No. You laugh about it. Yeah. And now, I don't know exactly, but I think there was a good bit of legal. You know, the whole company, the fact that all those people died, I think eight, nine or something people died. Is that company still going? No. They're kind of gotten in trouble because all the people died.

Yeah, yeah. The public tend to hold that against you, don't they? It's fucking bullshit. Yeah, yeah. It's like, you know, when you're, you're. you know, they work in the bar or like whatever and like, you know, you know, kill an old lady or something.

You know? I have to say, I'm not really making the connection here. You put a zip tire under a cock. Goof. Yeah. Yeah, so I watch Everest. And what else they watch? I'm looking at my notes here.

Not much. Okay. We're at like 45 minutes, so? Really? Yeah, it's pretty good. What time is it? Oh, I don't know. Tell me.

Nah, you don't need to know, do you? Nah. Try and guess. I want to go to the shops after this. No, you're not allowed. Okay. Buy me more cans. That's fun for both of us.

It's half four. Oh, loads of time, yeah. Ryan's got a big gig tonight. No, I don't really. It's a big comedy showcase. It's going to change his life and career. There's a big agent there. Yeah, that's right.

Estate agents coming to tell me I've been evicted. We haven't been evicted yet, guys. Oh, he'll do it, though. Although the garden. I'll tell you, the gardener, came this morning to cut the lawn and James is like, don't let him in. He's a rat. He is a rat. He full on

ratted us out. Yeah. He came in to fix the shower. You're acting like, I was like, come on in, sir. Do you want some coffee? Would you like a foot massage, sir? Yeah. Well, let's change subject. That'll make me depressed. Okay, let's talk about war dogs. All right. We'd watch it last night. I was a little

sleepy. Yeah. So I wasn't like fully exorbitant what was going on. Like war dogs, no one's going to say it's a great film. No. Geez, I forgot though how stupid narration was.

Yeah, the narration is really like, this was crazy. We were buying all these guns? Four two 20 year old guys. What the hell? Yeah.

And it repeats shit that like you can pick up from dialogue. Yeah. It's like, so they sit down and meet a guy and agree to buy guns and then there's a phrase frame.

Could you believe it? This guy agreed to sell us guns. Like, yeah, we've just fucking seen that. lad. What do you want about it? They buy Chinese ammunition and they're going to like change the boxes so it's not Chinese

writing. Yeah, yeah. Now we got to change the boxes so it's not Chinese writing. It really is made for like, it's made for stoners. Spooned thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's made for people like me to watch it. It's a bit second screen for second screens.

It's made people who are like, I'm watching hentai on my phone while it's going on. But also the story is very clearly bullshit. Like those two lads definitely had ties to like the IDF or something. Well, they literally wore type was a Shmooly, Rabbi Shmooley. So the guy that Jonah Hill portrays. Inran or Ephraim. Ephraim.

Nithram. Nithram. Ephraim. DeVoli, I think it was his name. But yeah, so in real life, his uncle is Rabbi Shmooley. Who killed Michael Jackson? Well, he's the only reason

why the paedophilia allegations even are out there. There's literally no other reason. There wasn't any behavior from Michael that he slept on the floor, everyone knows that. He was actually too respect for those children, that's what I heard. So Shmooley, he's kind of an interesting character, let's say. And they don't mention that in the film, but that makes a lot more sense. The fact of like, how could these young kids get this defense contract?

Well, maybe it's because, you know, he mentioned his uncle. Yeah. Maybe that's an important part. 100%. And also the Miles Teller character in this, I looked him up. So his dad in the film, I think he's name like David Peralds. David Pum-Pum.

David Paskowitz or something. Whatever it is, okay. So Pasquitt Sr., right? He wrote a book called, like, how to prevent intermarriage. It's basically how to stop Jewish people marrying non-Jewish people. Yeah.

Yeah, so it's an interesting... No, it was... So, Anna DeArmus is in the movie... And even she doesn't come out of it well. No. They give her, like, an actor. scent and she has to, it's like, you know, again, this tankless, like, no, don't sell guns. But babe, we got to sell guns.

Okay. If you're must. Yeah, and then like, babe, I'm selling more guns. I can't do this no more. I'm going away. Yeah. Babe, I won't lie to you again. I lied to her.

Can you believe that dumb bitch bought it? What a fucking asshole. I was selling guns to kids and shit. Just for a goose. Although it's so fucking stupid as well, we're like, they're selling guns. They're gun running. And then me, Bradley Cooper,

Bradley Cooper's like, just so you know, I'm on a terrorist watch list. And Miles Taylor's like, I don't know if we can do this, guys. This is kind of like morally wrong. Yeah, yeah. You're literally an international arms dealer.

I didn't think anyone was going to get hurt. Yeah. I don't want anyone to have bad vibes from our business acumen. It's funny because it is, I assume it's all. bullshit. It's written by El Ron Nitram or

Jonah Hill's character. Ephraim Davoli. Ephron, yeah, whatever his name. So it's like, yeah, his book got adapted directed by Todd Phillips. So it's definitely bullshit, but even then they're so shackled by the story. Yeah. I think to be honest really, they just put this movie out to

completely throw people off the scent of what the real story was. Was that the fucking IDF were probably involved somehow? They always are, right? They always Last, you say that about every fit. Doctor Who are cancelled? Because of his. When you watch knocked up, you're like, ah, IDF, yeah.

Well, yeah. IDF propaganda made us think Gerald Apatow was funny for a whole decade. And we all believed it. Like goofballs. We're like, this guy's a genius. Remember dis is 40. Dude, I'm stone.

I gotta get laid. For a decade. And we thought it was genius. Because we were lied to and propagandized. But you know what, Brian? Realize. Realize, real lies. Think about that, brother.

I like what you're drinking honey. You see it true now. It's like your DMT. I got the machine elves in my head. Yeah, so again, is this poorly done? There's something there you could do. Another big problem is they end it, but them getting caught. Yes.

It's like very, it ends very fast. And I was like, well, I'm pretty interesting what happens next. But then, so Ephraim got four years. And Miles Teller's character got seven months house arrest. But with Anna da Armours. How the fuck does that happen? If you're an international arms dealer, like, you clearly had help from higher ups that like, you know, minimized all, you know, the outcome or the repercussions for you. Meanwhile, you know, like, it's a sweetheart deal.

Yeah. It was Israel. All right. God damn it! Sorry. Yeah, and it was like, but like if me and you would like steal a Blu-ray player,

like we get assassinated. And I start ringing up Rabbi Shmooley, you know? You got help me out, buddy. He leaves me on red. Yeah, so, and also the amount of, like, music cues are so obvious. Yeah.

Like, very, very obvious music cues and slow motion shit to make it like more, it's like, buy the guns and he's like slow motion than firing the guns. Yeah. All right. I got it the first time. They do that like three or four times. Yeah. Yeah. Jonah Hill was fun. He's good in it. You like the bit where those

urban characters are making fun of them. Yeah. And then he showed them who's boss. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. That's me on the Lewis. You're doing the lab. Ah! You gotta disrespect me. I'll show you. I'll call Uncle Shmooley O'Toole. Shmooley O'Tooley.

Rabbi Shmuli O'Tooly O'Brien Why are you living a life like this Wasting a life I don't believe in inter-podcasting

You're podcasting with non-carlo people Brian It is not okay It is haram Or whatever their version of that is Oh, I don't know Ah, wherever Jewish

Mosque, whatever What are we at there time wise Oh, nearly an hour there Yeah, I would actually like to read the book. Yeah. But no, actually, because then it's all bullshit. I like to read a different book not written by the main guy. Maybe the book that's like,

you know, talking about how that book's bullshit. Yeah. But I looked up dogs to find out the book, but it didn't, it was all just... Picture of your mother. Oh man, that's unfortunate. I'm sorry to hear that, dude. Now, the internet needs to be regulated, doesn't it?

Like, that's just not okay. I don't like it when you drink anymore. After I buy you the cans. She's a beautiful woman. It's my own fault, isn't it? I buy the ammunition. I give it to... It's like giving a gun to a child.

It's like, whose fault is it really? Yeah. Bring cans into school. I'm a victor up here. I'm a victim. I'm taking advantage of you. Yeah, speaking of school shooting movies, I watched the drama there.

Oh, yes. Yeah. So, it's funny, Robert Pattinson and Zendaya are getting married, and a week before the wedding, they do this. They're having drinks with friends. and then they said,

let's go around and all say the worst thing, any of us every day. And what's her name? Haim. Alana Haim. Yeah, Haim. Heim. Heimann.

Yes. So her character locked a retarded kid in a cupboard in the middle of the woods, like in an old RV. And left him there overnight. And then when a search party found him, but she just never admitted to it. And like, she just left him there and he could have died.

And I can't remember. I think Robert Pattinson's character said he's cyberbullied a kid in school so bad that he had to leave school Over what? Just like being a dumb ass Or something, I don't know But then, yeah, so Zendaya says

When I was a kid, I planned to do a school shooting And Alana Hames' character Gets really fucking offended by that After what she's done. Exactly, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No accountability. We've just planned, we've all planned it. We've all like, you know,

you know, counting the steps from the principal's office to the toilet. Well, it's funny. That's how, that's what Robert Pattinson's character says. Like, when you consider the fact that school shootings happen and mass shootings happen in America so much and are so frequent,

imagine the number of people that have thought about it and even plan to do it, but then backed on. Think about it. It's probably one tree. I brought a lightsaber in a school. Yeah. Bion! Stand back.

you'll all pay phonies run hide lightsaber so what happens next so yeah so basically Robert Pattinson's like after Zendaya reveals this and obviously

he kind of freaks out like this is crazy and he's like I do still want to get married but it's kind of fucking with me mentally and he's just kind of process it or whatever and they'd be talking about it. So we get to see lots of flashbacks. By the way, the reason Alana Hames' character

was so offended by it, her cousin was paralyzed in a school shooting. She got shot and now she's in a wheelchair. So anyway. And you lock her up as well, did you? Yeah, not enough space in the cupboard. She's stuffing it full. Yeah. Her cup runneth over.

Yeah. But anyway, so we're getting flashbacks to when Zendaya was like a teenager. So it really does go into kind of the whole like, you know, loner, high schooler mentality and why the school shooting aesthetic and culture is kind of appealing. Because it has become

a culture and an aesthetic. There's like the people that can idolize like the Columbine kids and you know, she gets really down the rabbit hole of like kind of four chan type stuff. And so she plans it and plans it. And on the day she was going to do it. So she brought the gun with her and she had made a video saying, by the time this comes out I'll be dead

you probably all wondered why I did it blah blah blah so on the day that she goes to do it a mass shooting happens in the mall close to the school that's funny so it's like it steals her thunder

but then all the kids kind of in the school rally around and get very like you know the whole demonstrations and rallies that are anti-gun violence and she kind of becomes the face of it then because they're just like

you're very eloquent and you're a good public speaker and we think you'd be a really good fit for this. You've got that gun you keep waving around. So she becomes the voice of like the anti-god movement. Like a David Hogg type of. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then basically is able to make loads of

friends and have a really good life. Yeah, yeah. It's funny. And what happens next? I'm not teams on day all the way. I don't like pain. Yeah, agreed. Yeah. So then they get to the wedding day now before actually the day before the wedding Robert Pattinson

kind of has a bit of a bit of a wobble a bit of a mental moment and he ends up kind of sexually assaulting his secretary how so well you know he starts crying and he comforts her

or no yeah he starts crying and she comforts him classic and then you know they start kissing a little bit but then he like just rips her shirt open to try feel her tits but then he just backs away. It's like, I'm so sorry, I can't believe I did that.

And she just kind of walks away. And then later on, she tells her boyfriend that Robert Pattinson did that. So in the wedding, the boyfriend beats the shit at Robert Pattinson and Zendaya runs away and kind of ends then. What? So they did get married,

but then it kind of all fell apart. Is there no happy ending? Well, there kind of is where they sit, they meet each other in a diner afterwards and they kind of go, hey, nice to meet you. My name's David. My name's Sarah or whatever. Because that's a little thing that they would did,

you know, pretend to meet each other for the first time. Role playing thing. But yeah, it's, it's fun. It's a fun movie. It's interesting, you know. There's kind of, the commentary is kind of, I can see why people might take issue with it. You know, if you're a survivor.

Some of this stuff, though, is so fucking stupid. Yeah. They go to fucking like some like, you know, survivor of school shooting or like, you know, some woman who, like, she had nine kids and now got killed in nine of her school shootings. It's like, yeah, they're... Of all the rotten luck, huh?

I sure know how to pick them. Yeah, and they're like, yeah, so Dea made a film about how cool school shootings are. Why you think? Yeah. And she's like, maybe I don't like it. And it's like, Mother Slams, and Dea. We haven't seen the movie,

but we're pretty sure the theme is any retard who gets hit with a bullet in the school had it coming? Because they were too fat and slow to run away. What do you think about that? I just miss my child so much. Well, there you have it, folks. Yeah.

But it's worth a watch. I kind of want to see other stuff that guy's doing. He's done great stuff. Great stuff. Well, you're not talking about his movies, but... The floor is yours? I can appreciate your talent. Separating art from the artist.

You'd consider that art, would you? I said it's dark don't call me pedophile I didn't What did I say there Your Honor if you'll rewind the tapes Yeah but the director of that movie Kind of got in trouble for saying He hooked up with a 16 year old

When he was 28 Wasn't it like in like That's the funny thing It wasn't like you got found out He was like He did extra extra We're all about it He like did a sit down

Well I think the interview was from like 2012 You want to talk about your movie No I want to talk about this You gotta hear about this dude teen push, bro. Smell my fingers. Butterscatcho.

You don't get that reference? No, it's from kids. Oh, sorry, yeah, well. It's like smelled my finger. I haven't watched that in a while. I haven't watched that in the while. It's a wonderful film. Maybe over Christmas I'll watch kids in the drama.

A double feature. A little creature feature for the tour. family around. Yeah, yeah. Well, we're at the hour there, guys. That was a fun one. Now, the cans were a big success. I think so.

I think so, so. I'm, you know, it's fine that I'm, you know, just better with alcohol in my system. Hey, some people spend years trying to find the thing that makes them special, you know? Yeah, yeah. And it's probably, I imagine there's a lot of longevity in it too. You just keep drinking.

Look at all the greats. And keep winning.