Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 293 : Citizen Vigilante

Episode Date: July 2, 2026

We bought a zoo!!!!

enough about Pidos and stuff, all right? Let's be one something we can all enjoy. How have you been, James? Fine. What do you mean? I've been here the whole time. You've been here. What's fucking talking about? No, I went off for a few minutes. Yeah, I can tell. Was it hot outside? Because you stank.

I can smell your balls from here. I don't smell that much anymore. I wash myself in the bird bat. We don't have a bird bat. Do you mean the compost bin? That's not the bird bath, Brian. just because that's where you discard the woman's remains. Don't call it the bird bath.

It's the compost bin. She's having a little bat, James. What's that, Moppy? What's that, mother? You want me to throw your carcass in with the tea bags? Well, if you insist, a boy's best friend is his mother. Yeah, no, I've had a good time there.

It is pretty hot, and I think it's going to get even hotter. Yeah, they're saying it's been like the hottest summer in like a hundred years. or something. But thankfully, it's worth it though for those data centers. Okay. Apparently in India, it's literally right now, or at least it was last week, like it's like fucking 90 something degrees like Celsius. Like it's just insane. I can't even imagine what that's like. It's unlivable. People are dying. Yeah, in my head, that's the sun. Yeah. Like you're literally on the sun. That's, I don't understand how it didn't work.

Maybe 90 was a bit much. But I think, I think you did a little bit. It's a billion degrees. And if you disagree with me, you're a climate change denier. Yeah. And anti-vax somehow. Well, look, we have some stuff to talk with this episode. We have some kind of more fun stuff to talk about. The main trust of the episode will be Citizen Vigilante. Aha.

Which we've both seen, actually. Yes. It's free on YouTube, on Twitter. On YouTube as well. Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah. That's where I watched it.

That's, that's a, that's, that's, that's a, that's, that's, that's, it's a, isn't it? Well, I think, yeah, because it's, you know... It's so important. Because it's such a dog shit film, you don't want to pay for it, and also because of the harmful messaging, you know.

Well, we'll leave that till later on. It made me feel bad for Army Hammer, to be honest. I know he's a cannibal and a rapist, but geez, Louise. Well, let's move on someone a little less downer than Army Hammer, okay? Let's talk about Jeffrey Donaldson, okay? Because I watched a new documentary with Donaldson.

Right. I got to say, first of all, straight out off the bat, okay? The editing must be in so fast because this documentary came out like yesterday. I think they had it in the chamber ready to go. I think, you know, I think they all knew this was common. Actually, yeah, a lot of people said,

can I say the most obvious thing ever? I was like, oh, my, this must be a joke, all right? So, Jeffrey Donaldson, pretty conservative guy. Yeah. Okay, very, what's it called, evangelical Christian? You know, he had little fish. You know, the Christian fish. Right.

Yeah. What do you call him? What? You had a little Christian fish to wear. Yeah, I don't know. That's a good Protestant shite. I don't fuck with that. If it's not Aquaman, I don't give a fuck, all right?

I wish we'll do Aquaman a minute later on. Nah. That'd be good, wouldn't there? I can talk with Topo. What is that? Topo de octopus. Topo the octopus. Do you hear yourself?

You're in your 30s for God's sake. Yeah, this is how I went over the kids. Go back to the DUPidos. We'll have some self-respect. So Jeffrey Donaldson, you know, obviously I knew that he was up to no good when it comes to sex. Good. Glad you could admit that finally. But what's even worse is the alcohol.

Oh, he's a booze. Man, he'd be drinking like a bottle of wine a week. Mental. Yeah, I know. Well, actually, even more than that. Apparently he drank so much, he puked all over the mayor of Beijing. That's very funny. He just pukes all over him.

He's standing there covered in his vomit. And Donaldson just looks at the camera and says, I guess I'm full. Hey-oh. I've been a bad little boy. Es gabo sheds. I'm a bad little boy. Now, he was a proper boozehound.

I'm kind of joking, okay. But like, so he's so funny because he's based in Northern Ireland, okay? In Northern Ireland, he's like, you know, abstain from drink. He's got, he met his childhood sweetheart, okay? and they got married and no sex before marriage and any that stuff good Christian man

you know, okay and then he goes over to London and he's boozing and going over to like gay sonners and all that it's like it's London that's like your side of the world

like you do what I want London's calling you know like there's some guy who like works in the police and he's at he's walking along just beside you know Westminster and he sees Jeffrey Donaldson

walking around he's got two bottles of wine each hand it's walking along the street just glugging it wow yeah you know oh oh Yogi, yogie, yogie.

And he walks into a gay sauna. Uh-huh. And it's such a comedy moment in documentary. Like, just the gay sauna here, you know? And it panned the camera around. You know what's opposite the gay sauna? MI6. I'm sure that's not a coincidence.

Literally, MI6, don't you have to leave the office. They just set up a camera there at the window. Yeah. You know, uh, have, you know, uh, I'm, cover work, guys, uh, I'll be back. I'm deep in the field.

Yeah. Fucking James Bond. Yeah, like, it's, literally right opposite. Just getting sloppy, topy in the sauna. I could not believe who, like you are Jeffrey Donaldson, okay? People know you. Yeah.

And it's like, MI6 is right there. You're just like, nah, I could go to a different sauna, but this is the best one. Yeah. Yeah, this is the one where like they, I don't know much about gay saunas now. Oh, do you not, Brian, really? Yeah, do you?

The cocktail sausages. At least I hinder sausages. And I'm feeling rather peckish. Yeah, I've only been to a gay. on a like, you know, 12 or 50 times or so. So I don't really know too much about it. Yeah, yeah. And I was like, where's Jeffrey Donald's?

I'm a reporter. You know, I've got my little hat on. A little pencil and you're licking it. Wait, that's not a pencil. Oh, no. Deep throat, Twitter. Extra, extra, cocking my asshole.

And it's funny, this documentary I watched, like, so it was right opposite, MI6. Do you think that's possible that they knew about it? Yes, I think it is. And I think actually MI6 might have used

this information to their advantage. And then someone else, they put it as someone else and he's like, that is actually ridiculous and frankly, a disgusting statement to make

that MI6 would do so underhand that they tell lies and fibs. And that, you'd be ashamed yourself. Okay. The BBC saying this.

Oh, it's a real defensive. Yeah, yeah. What do you think it was? A brino tool joint. All right. Right? What was it the... Oh, got very conty there. You didn't say it was the BBC.

It could have been Channel 4. You know? Could have been like just a YouTube documentary. I mean... It's actually all about valid options. Wow. Like, what was that? That moment of... What did you think it was?

Ew! Too much time with a gay sauna. Your little catiness came out. It's like, oh, you bitch, you fat bitch with your awful outfit. What did you think it was? You've been called me a pedo for hours. Yeah, that's a bit of fun.

But you had a, you know, a harsh tone in your phone. He was a beast. Well, actually, I know, well, we both know a guy who's like an editor for the BBC. He edited, so he might have edited this documentary. Well, yeah, great job, I tell you now. It made me rethink a few things as comes Jeffrey Donaldson. I know it's really fucked up. So he started doing all this stuff, like they all, you know, touchy, touchy, you know.

That's how they described in court, okay? he was doing this before he became an MP. Right. And then he becomes one. MP, Major Pido. No. Yeah. So when I'm mean to you.

I wasn't being mean. I was being mean to Jeffrey Donald. That's what I mean, yeah? What you do to my brother, you do unto me? Oh, cool, catty. Punch him out and he's down. Oh, and his glass is awful.

They're the wrong type of glasses for your face shape, honey. You look like an idiot. idiot. So he's doing this throughout the whole thing. And like obviously there's all these good clips of him like talking about like how homosexuality is sin and like, like, he should be drinking and all that. And he's like off, you know, sucking and glugging and all.

Glob and wine and jizz. Yeah, mixed it together. Oh, it's a cocktail. Extra cock. Yeah, he's doing all this. Okay. But then he fucking, he turns a bit like he's like repentant. He's like, oh, I think it's a bit bad actually.

So he goes to a group called the Christian Family Center. Okay. All right. And they're like, okay, that's a bit wrong, okay? Don't worry, we'll sort it out. So to get the victim and Jeffrey in a room, like, we'll pray it. We'll just pray it out. Right. Yeah, it's how you do it. It's like,

you know when you put the blood and the crypts in the room together? Uh-huh. Yeah, it's that same thing. So his victim and him in the room together, that's a bit. Yeah. Don't get the police involved. Just the two of them in the room and they lock the doors for hours. It's a sword proof. room and

it's actually it's like international water as anything can happen in that room. To enter one leaves. Yeah, and this is how they sort it out and afterwards

they're like, yeah, it's done. And she was like, actually it's done. Yeah. Yeah, what more do you need? Okay. And no, so the allegations. So people knew. That's what I mean, like, a lot of people were like,

not only do we know about it, we sorted it, didn't we? We tried to mediate. Yeah, and he's mostly stopped. Yeah. Mostly. Now, what age were his victims? Like, how young? Like, you know, I don't know.

I don't know. But, like, a good report, I'm going to guess. Okay. Two months old. I think, like, maybe, actually, I literally don't know. Okay. 14 to, 2. 68.

Cover that. 69. Documentary. Oh, 420. I don't know. I don't know numbers, though. Ah, right. Yeah.

It's gotten you in trouble before, hasn't it? So, for me, okay, if you say 12, I'm like, oh, 12th doctor, Peter Capaldi. That's how I... That's how I understand numbers. He was really in the thick of it, wasn't it? But yeah, but the big drinker stuff, I was like... Because you know the way, obviously, like,

he's molesting children, okay? He's keeping that under his hat. You think it almost to be like a very sinister, you know, mastermind. He's a fucking drunk. Yeah. He was just dumb, like, literally, they bring him over to, like, Washington, all right?

And it's like, fucking Obama's over there. And he's like, well, what the fuck that black fella? You know? What the fuck's going on here? I thought we were going to the fucking chip-e. I want a fucking gravy and chip. What the fuck is this?

Cut looking at me for. Like, he'd be black out drunk and he'd be sitting on the woman's lap. And he'd rubbing his ass on her. And they're all watching her. And they're all watching me like, yeah, well, you know, just... You like that there? My lumps, my lovely lady lumps.

Remember, from the show, black-eyed peas? Here, you better start smiling or I'll give you a couple of black-eyed peas. Obama's loving it. Well, well, he's got the ris. I gotta give a to do. He's got the ris.

He knows how to talk to the ladies. He's like a pimp. He's iceberg slim. You got to break a bitch. Got to break his bitch. Okay. So like all that. Now, the first kind of crack in his facade,

all right, was during the expenses scandal in 2006, maybe. maybe 2005 I don't know alright looked it up someone

and then don't tell me what are you talking to me I'm a drunk you can't trust me you're off to Washington so like

during all this it came out that he spent 500 pounds on videos that's not that much public taxpayer money

on videos what videos well that's the thing Ernest goes to Ernest scared stupid I know he was like

they were like what videos do you watch he was like just very normal videos that you'd see in illegally ah

you can't really you can't rent childboard from blockbusters it'd be so expensive like you're the mini bar yeah a bar of chocolate

some child porn set you back thousands if you want you gotta leave blockbusters go to cockbusters that's where you get

your child fake fees. There used to be porno sections in Blockbuster, I remember. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're so different. Well, maybe Monaghan was cool. Because I don't remember that in the video store

I was going to. Well, it was kind of like behind a curtain. You had to like sneak in. And I got caught sneaking in and it was like... You're fully naked. I was a child. But yes. It was me and a friend of mine who later got to some trouble. But, uh...

That'll make sense. your friend Jeffrey Donald yeah anyway so did did they kick you out yeah yeah

you know like the if you catch you smoking cigarettes you gotta smoke with cigarettes yeah you gotta watch all this poem you gotta jack up

no you know what it tells you something about our society so they got angry at me and my friend for like looking at the dirty movie video covers

but then they rented us a scream which was 18s and full of violence so it's okay to give kids violence, but not a big pair of juicy tits. Think about it.

So at 18, you can go in the military. Yeah. But, um, wait, am I defending being a paedophile here? I don't know. I don't know. It's moving on, okay? It nearly got in trouble. Yeah.

But I think I handled that very well. Your side swiped it very well, yes. Old slick Willie over here, the Teflon Dawn. Nothing sticks to him. So, yeah, man, oh, and the whole thing is, So he's doing it. Like, he literally is, like, fully in the act of being a paedophile with a child, okay?

The wife walks in, like, you know, like, hey everybody. Oh, and turns around, like, grandpa going into the Simpsons. Just turns around, hey everybody. Oh, bye. So she knew fully about it, you know? Wow. But she has anxiety now, so she's okay. Oh, okay.

She doesn't have to go to court. Oh, I mean, how is that allowed? She's a co-conspirator? I think she's also old as much. You know the way, like, you can get doctor's note. for assisting paedophilia? It's like P.E. You know, he's like, oh, I've got a period or something.

I know why women have, you know. Nah, that old bint, she's probably barren, you know. Don't be mean to her. The woman who assisted her husband of being a pedophile. She's ride or die. I will be mean to her. Yeah.

Walking in with her tray of fucking Barry's tea and triangle egg salad sandwiches. Fucking Protestant bitch. What's that thing that goes out with Protestants? your toaster in the fridge or the oven or what's it called it? They always do that with it. If you keep your toaster in the press, you're a

Protestant. If it's out on the counter like ours, you're a Catholic. Is that a real thing or is that just something a comedian say? Yeah, it's just it's kind of like that with Jeffrey Donaldson. Okay. Do you keep your child porn in the cupboard or out in the kitchen counter, you know? Is it going to a toaster?

Why would you put your toaster in the fridge is more alarming thing? putting the bat. Yeah, be honestly, the whole world I don't really get of like,

that kind of comedy where it's like, oh, Protestants do this. Like, I kind of laugh, I feel left out. I feel like almost like a foreigner,

like an American or something with that. I'm just true contacts. Like, I know, you know, Protestants with their, you know, high undies. I'm like,

oh yeah, that's fucking, that's correct. Yeah. But I wouldn't, I don't know any of the Protestants. I think I'm a bit more acclimated to it because I grew up. You're close to the border.

It's like radiation, you know? There was a lot more like Protestant jokes and IRA jokes Yeah. Like even when I went to college, people, you know, like, was it, cabin? You know, like, oh, cabin people are cheap. Yes. I didn't know what that.

I didn't know. Did you not know? No. No, I didn't know any of that, you know. I was so sheltered. Yeah. I was more into like Futurama and stuff. Right.

Yeah, I was like, you bender. Oh, you're a fan of the Matt Groening cartoon as well. Oh, good to know. Yeah. Yeah. I may go back and watch all Futurama. Really? Yeah, get the Blu-rays.

It kind of, it was a weird, like, it got cancelled, came back, then it went again, then it came back, and I kind of just got bored of the whole. Oh, I was watched the first four seasons. Right. That's the original run. How many of there been now? I think it's been, I think it's back again now. Yeah, that's the thing. Every time to have a new streaming service or something, they bring it back.

It's like a tumor. It just keeps coming back, you know? But it's kind of, I imagine with a tumour. It's almost like an old friend after a while. Yeah. All reliable. Anyway, why did you bring up a few drama?

I didn't, you did. I'm pretty sure you did. Okay. That's the type of thing you're into. Then you brought up Aquaman as well. Which leads me to all these notes. Topo.

Yeah. Topo. Come on, man. Do you want to Aquaman? No, that's not it. Hey, if you want it. But you know how you don't like it when I berate you?

Just said, if you do Aquaman, you're not going to have fun for the next few minutes. You ask a very, like, genuine question. You're like, Is that the comic or movie? What? No. Are you a fucking idiot?

A simpleton? You're taking too many of them happy pills. You've gone dizzy in the head. Maybe you should just swallow them all at once. You ever think about that, Adam? Swimming with the fishes and topo. Actually, I'll do Aquaman minute in a minute, all right? I want to talk about something that you actually might enjoy, okay?

We bought a zoo. Okay. Which is something that I've always heard jokes about. It became a meme very quickly. I mean, I remember seeing the trailer and just kind of, and it wasn't a good reaction for me, but it made me very angry and I was like, fuck that movie. I don't know what year it came out.

2011. Whoa. Yeah. It made me very angry. You're like Rain Man here. Very useless, you know, you're in the casino. Yeah. So I don't know what year it was,

uh, but 2011, okay? I think so. Let me Google that real quick. Yeah, you didn't Google anything else. Well. Didn't Google Topo. Fuck, Topo. I love Toopo.

But the point is, whatever summer that was, I was in the cinema a lot that year, so I saw this trailer a lot. I remember being quite sick of it. 2011. Boom. Read it and we bitches. No, I saw the trailer and it just, it just kind of, I was repulsed. I was angry.

It was like, I can tell this is going to be pure, over-the-top, melodramatic multi feel good shike but the confusing thing is it's Cameron Crow yeah and it's also it's Matt Damon Scarley Johansson you're like why these guys agree to this surely you're born for Christ's sake

what's Cameron Crow ever done that's actually good in the last few years I find it hard to like almost famous what else he's done almost famous gets hyped up too much I'm not even saying it's like man it taught me a less a lot of people I know were like that

and it kind of pissed me off. I was like, fuck off, Cunt. You're going to touch it or not? No. Talking to me. What else did he do? Say anything, which I've never seen, but that was the big one.

Was it Jerry McGuire he did? Yes, you're right, actually. So I think that was the big one that let him, that kind of gave him a free pass for a while. But even that, isn't that pure, like, silly, over-the-top rom-com, smulchy shite? It is, though.

It must be sad being you. It is. Yeah. It's very sad. I can watch these films and love it. Oh, look at the black fella. I like him. Show me the money, he says.

Say they'll be loving the money, don't they. The bling, bling, says you. Yeah, and they be riding round in the whip. So that's your, the whip. They call it. Their car is the whip. Yeah, what? You're mental.

I sure I thought didn't like the whip. Says you don't mind the whip when I pay for it, says you. Oh, Jesus. Yeah. Anyway, we bought a zoo. Uh, so, and this,

by the way, is based on a true story. Okay. And the true story, they're from Devon, okay. In England? Yeah,

yeah, and some big fat lad. Yeah. And in the true story, they're like, let's bought a fucking zoo. Yeah. And then,

you know, after two years, they bought it. Right. And they're like, all right, we bought the zoo we wanted. It's fucking have it.

Yeah. All right. In this film, it's an accident. Oh. Yeah, so, and it's very subtle the writing, okay? So it starts off, and it's Matt Damon, and he's driving his two kids to school. Okay.

And the son's like, hey, dad, mom died six months ago. Thanks for reminding me. I don't think I know that. And, you know, Matt Damon's like, I'm so freaking sad. I haven't busted a nut in ages. In three months. So, and he goes... I can't go back to the zoo anymore.

if I buy the zoo I can't report on my crimes so he he's not doing well and he goes to work and they're giving them like you're like you know he works by the way

he's got a lovely big house and he's a print journalist he works in like local paper okay and he's got loads of money from that and they're like hey we're going to give you

the paper's not selling that well but we're going to give you an online column every week and he's like online column why are you giving me

that's basically a death sentence. Nobody uses online. Hugh Edwards does. Subscribe to his substack now, guys. I already have. He needs you more than ever. In fact, I've already subscribed to I've subscribed 28 times

and he wants those subscriptions. You can't have them. They're mine. They're actually very good writing. You haven't actually... Oh yeah, wouldn't. That'd be stupid. What's he writing? What? With the Patreon. What's you writing about?

Surprisingly, it's mostly about how you shouldn't judge people for their past and stuff. Everyone makes mistakes, you know? And Martin Cloons is way too ugly to portray me in a TV show. But anyway, we bought a zoo.

So we bought a zoo. So he's sad and he's stuck in a rut in his job. He's like, I do an online column. And he's like very proud, Matt Damon. And he's really paranoid with people like being nice to him. Right.

Having sympathy for him. He doesn't want their pity. Exactly. So the guy is like, we'll give you an online column pay this amount and he's like, you're giving me that call and he's like,

yeah, to be honest, did you, yeah. And he's like, well, you know what, I quit. And the guy's literally like, hey, let me fire you and then give you some fucking,

you know, severance package. No, that's sympathy as well. Wow. Yeah, fuck oh. He gets diagnosed with cats so the doctor's like, would you like some key months?

I don't need your charity, doc. All right? Just give me a pack of cigarette bitch and I'll be out of here. And some rashers. Yeah. Some processed meat.

By the way, see, they're, well, just sort of trying to put in now, okay? The only way on cigarettes they got pictures of, like, a dead baby. Yes.

Or whatever. It's good. Cheers you up after having to pay so much money for the cigarettes. You pay 20 quid for a box of smokes, you're like, oh, fuck.

And you see that picture of Andrew Maxwell blowing smoke in the baby's face? And then you start laughing to yourself. God, he's hilarious. You got like a dog with no lungs or something, right? We want to have it on ham now as well.

What? A packet of a ham, it's got like a big warning on it, you know? Dead baby. Yeah. Choked on ham. That's what you're saying. It's not a joke around you. What kind of a warning do you put?

What? Because it's processed and gives you cancer. Yeah. Everything gives you cancer. Well, it won't put more warnings and stuff. See that lovely Moretti you're having. You probably think that's healthy, don't you? I do.

It's one of my five a day. But I'm way healthier because I drink way more than the five a day recommended. daily dosage. And I will say the one bright spot in Wee Bot Zoo is Matt Damon's brother, who's played by Thomas Hayden Church. Oh, he's good.

He is very good. And he plays the kind of like, Hey, little brother, you know, you gotta find yourself. Hey, it's been six months, you gotta go out there and get some chicks, you know? I remember one time I went on a gap here and I was going across, and there was these two chicks and then, you know, like the

daughter's like, what's uncie, talking about. I'll tell you later on, brother, you know. Let's just say, hey, I was on Natalie Wood. No, so he's, oh, by the way,

he didn't get to call off in a school. His son's being suspended. Oh. No, expelled. Whoa. For stealing. The son's acting out.

What's he stole? He stole, like, the charity box. Oh, that's pretty bad. Yeah. I don't think it's worth expulsion. And he also, he's got into art now.

He's a mural on the, wall and it's like a severed head and his blood squirting out and it says something like school sucks whoa okay well then that's all I need to hear equals dollar sign equals Iraq equals

Cheney Liz Chaney I don't agree with her lifestyle choices yeah he's getting real like mopey and emaily okay kind of emoie yeah he's real like my mom dead

Columbiney me not even that he doesn't really get up and go to columbine he's more he's less columbiney more column whining oh that'd be good yeah that'd be great if you were at columbine you get one final zinger before they shoot you you have the last left yeah um but anyway so they're like oh you know what i'm not happy in my job you got expelled this is actually kind of good motivation to move let's go find a nice house okay so and he's got loads of money by the way I don't know how but like

so they're looking at all these houses and they find this one house and it's freaking massive right fucking loads of rooms loads of space they what's to catch here and it's Leon

is the realtor Leon Black from Kerr yeah he's got a suit on right yeah he's like very professional in this

okay yeah yeah but he's like there's one catch what's the catch what the catch what the heck is there

it's a line Whoa. There's a line next door. This is a zoo. Okay. So you buy the house, you got to buy the zoo as well. It's very stupid. No, it's not. And the government...

Why is you just a zoo attached to this house that's for sale? Because it's a zoo. Why wouldn't you just... How? It doesn't make any sense. It wouldn't you how? So there was a zoo. Yeah? But like if the people who lived there...

They moved. So then the zoo would be closed down. Oh, but that... shut up fuck off no because they say remembering now okay yeah you got me there

on the ropes they're throwing the towel there they say that if they don't get buyers for the zoo in like the next month the government's got to come in and shoot all the animals in the head and not like

you know just for fun not even like the you know because it's better off. Yeah. Yeah. They actually, they don't even use guns. He's like hammer. Nice. Yeah. That's cool. Fucking spas out in the line. Yeah. But yeah, so like the dad's like, we can't

buy a zoo, but the little girl's like, oh, look at the big lion. Oh, and she's like laughing and smiling. And she hasn't smiled since her mother passed away. Oh, right. So her mother went up to the sky. Yeah. Her mother died after she got eaten by the

lions in the last zoo that we bought. But I've got a good feeling about this one. This line won't fuck me over. He seems pretty chill. Yeah, she was gang raped by a bunch of penguins. It was awful. Happy feet? Not so much. What?

Come on. I think you say what? That's not offensive. What does I say that's weird? That's just silly. It's silly. Penguins. Come on. You think it's silly that happens to you. Well, yeah. Hang on my face.

Pingu. Pingu, it gives you the business. business, you know. So he decides to buy the zoo. And he's like, this is the crazy thing ever done, but you know what? Since my wife died, I haven't done anything at all, maybe it's time to get

on my comfort zone. Right. And buy a fucking massive zoo. So he's got the elephants. Or just go speed dating maybe, but, you know. Down no Tinder. No, I'm going to buy an elephant. All right.

So he's got all these animals. Doesn't know anything about him. Yeah. So he's like, what do I give the lion? It's a huge undertaking. Do I give the penguins dog food? way? But. So what was

it's got like lions, tiger? Like is it? The whole shebang. Really? Like the whole thing. Peacocks. That's ridiculous. Yeah. A dog. Schnauzer. Yeah. All of it. Okay. Yeah. A jackalope. You hear of a jackalope? You hear of jackalop. The fuck's a jackalow? It's a rabbit with horns.

Whoa. It's mythological, I'm afraid. Oh. Oh. I used think it was real. You were being facetious there. I don't know what that animal is. Doing one of your ironies, were you? No, because I actually genuinely. love jackaloupes as a kid because in a Scooby-Doo animated movie that came out in 2006, I believe

they see a jackalope but it's a dream sequence I believe. Oh no, sorry, it's aliens. I'd say, yeah. Or is it zombies? You didn't watch my Scooby-Doo directed DVD anime.

I watched the old school ones, the 60s with the laugh track, you know? I didn't like them. They're problematic. Why? Just a dog. Well, anyway, look, let's move on. So they got the zoo, they got the animals. But like they don't know what to do with the animals, all right?

So who did they get, they get some nerd who's like a zooologist, Scarlett Johansson. Oh, yeah. So she's a real nerd. She's like, hey, how you doing? I just love animals because animals, I just think like. I have no confidence, even though I'm like the sexiest woman that ever lived. So like I understand animals. Like humans, I don't understand them at all, you know?

And again, real subtle writing in this. It's like, you know, the animals were in a cage. I felt like I was in a cage in my marriage, but that broke down. Now I'm so sad. If only there were a widower who could own a zoo and fuck me. Wait a second.

No, no, don't jump ahead. Don't ruin it, okay? Oh, sorry. Oh, and also, your little emo son, you always so emo-y. Yeah. Guess who, I forget the relationship. I think she's like a niece or she's like an apprentice of Johansson,

but it's little Ellie Fanning. Oh. Yeah, a little girl, Enni Fanning, all right? So the little boy, sees he's like swing and he starts with emo like straight away. That's what happens. Start being a jock, you know? Throwing the old

pig skin around. Yeah, yeah, exactly, yeah. But I couldn't become such a non-joc. I'm like, yeah, he's throwing like the... The elk skin. He's throwing a dictionary around. That's what chicks like. A thesaurus, madam? A thesaurus in the end zone. So there's basically two romance subplots. Forget touchdown. I like

Cut done. All right. Well, what were you doing? What were you contributing, huh? Tell me about this movie that you see. I'm almost finished, okay? So there's two love stories going on now. The daughter, the son, the daughter's not going to anything.

The son and the dad, okay? Now, I think it's all roses, okay? Guess what? Does an evil zoo inspector? Oh. Played by, isn't it Michael J. Higgis? He does the Asian voice. in the Paul Thomas Anderson film

Liquorice Pizza. Yeah, he's like John Michael Higgins. Exactly. I knew it was. I was just testing you. Oh, did you? He never let me down, yeah. Okay. Kegan Michael Key or John Michael Higgins,

or his name is. Okay, so he, and he's like a proper like, if this isn't up to court, I'm going to shut this all down. I'm going to put down the animals and your kids. Yeah. I got the power to do that. So, and he has to,

everything's got to be exactly right. I mean, but like, because, these people don't know anything about running a zoo, you could very easily... You're going to side to the man, are you? I'm just saying. You got to look after the animals. Yeah, it could be animal cruelty. Nah. It's probably feeding them gummy worms and fentanyl, you know?

Yeah, giving weed brownies. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, given a big sandwich like Scooby-Doo. Yeah, yeah. No, but he's a real asshole. He's like, defense is, you know, like, defense is meant to be like five foot, but it's actually only like 4.9 foot. Yeah. What's regulations, Brian?

and everything has to be up to code. You know? That's what he's right. It's pretty important. Well, you know, he actually's right because the bear gets out. Really? Yeah, the bear is loose.

I looked at him up. Apparently, this bear is like a well-known bear. Okay. Yeah, he was like, he's like, big, he's got his own Wikipedia page. Bert. Bert.

Bert? I'm sure? It's a very good, very good actor of a bear. The bear, he's been a number of films. Oh, I see. He's not the bear from semi-pro, though. That bear, it was a bad bear. see the bear from cocaine bear.

I don't think that was actually a real bear, I'm afraid. I think it was smoking magic, yeah. Well, now I feel like an idiot. Well, don't feel. We all make mistakes. No, not me. This is my first time, and I don't like it. I don't know how you live with yourself.

I knew a lad who's a mother, good lad, actually. Don't make any kind of comments. Because whenever I bring up a good lad, you're like, with you a nuns. I like to think I'm a little more cleverer than that. Yeah, when I bring up my friend Jeffrey Epstein, You're like, oh, nuns. Come on now.

But yeah, his mother worked on the cocaine bear. In what capacity? I'm not telling you. Fluffer for the bear? You sit in that. Yeah, I will. What did you do? I think like costumes or something.

Right, right. Yeah, that was not a good film at all. I didn't even watch it. It was rare. You know, the thing is, a movie. It's Elizabeth Banks. Yeah. A movie about a bear on cocaine on a murderous rampage.

shouldn't be as boring and tedious as that movie was. It was terrible. Cheap. Badly made. Well, I'll say, this is a real bear. All right. And this is pretty stupid. So the bear gets loose and they're all trying to hunt for it.

Okay. And Matt Damon finds it and he tries to communicate with the bear. He's like, hey, come on. Be calm now, okay? You know, you're an animal. You're in pain. I'm in pain as well. Mm-hmm.

But then Scarlet shoots it. But when it tranquilizer, think, fuck. Oh, okay. And then, so then, uh, not really happens, be honest with you. I don't even know

what I'm talking. Yeah. Yeah. It's good that you came to that realization. I mean, he came to it 30 minutes too late, but still, you know. Let's start over.

31 years too late, maybe. Oh, hold me back. Yeah. No one's, go out. Do what you were going to do. I'd love to see this.

Yeah, I can't wait to claim self-defense. The cops come round and find your spine smushed. Just covered in juice. Your head is just up the chimney. We don't even have a chimney. I'll make a chimney.

Stick your head up there. Yeah, no. Well, you stuck. Yeah, we bought us who, never seen it, never wanted to. From your description, it's exactly what I... Describe weapons exchange. You get it right 100%.

You're going to get right. Yeah, so Scarlett, Yohansson and Matt, Damon are happily ever after the emo kid and Ellie Fanon are happily ever after and the daughter and the bear are getting a relationship but are happy ever after you know what are your

intentions with my daughter what a fucker dude you got a fucking ruin her bro hibernation maybe meet the parents with a bear so yeah you're exactly right the only kind of bit I was like oh this is really bad so it's a zoo okay yeah

I don't know do people pay and come to the zoo Yeah, but like, you know the zoo? I wouldn't be like, holy freaking, oh, my, a zoo. You know, you go to the zoo, whatever, okay? But in this, they, like, go to a diner, and you're kind of, like, worried because the zoo's opening tomorrow. And there's, like, a black woman who's like,

yo, I can't believe it. That zoo, my mama used to bring me there. And she didn't talk to that at all over here. Okay. She's from Scotland. But, like, she's like, oh, I can't believe it. That zoo, my mama used to bring me there. And that meant so much to me.

You open it again? Oh, my God. You know? I'm going to tell. Oh, my. all my family and I got a big family and then the day of the opening is all like if they don't

come to the zoo we're fucked all their life savings everything and then I won't be able to date scarlet because I don't know but then they want a high value mail it's the 80-20 rule it's 666 he's got to be 6 foot tall

6 inch dick and six figure salary and if you don't got that you're fucked at least six animals in the zoo but then it's you know what like let's say open to nine I like 8 30 is no one there

and he's like oh get the noose but then at like 9 o'clock the whole city basically it's like fucking Woodstock 99 it's all there

and like whoa that was in the zoo I want to see the fucking zoo and like he's like okay everyone the zoo is open wow and they're like

running around the place and like you know just throwing money and like I mean the zoo it's just like depressed animals in cages. It's just a housing estate for animals.

Literally, yeah. The Ballyamund Flats. It's Benefit Street for animals, you know? You're right, actually, yeah, because they don't pay for their own food. They're all, yeah, they're all there against their will. They're all heavily sedated, just waiting to die. It's exactly like being in a council estate. Yeah, I am.

Except the animals are a bit more sentient, a bit more self-aware. You're lashing out there. I am. But you're being ironic, weren't you? No. No, I wasn't. Ironic, what the hell is that even mean? Sounds like Jewish propaganda.

Let's move on something else there. I'm a bit hot already, okay? I'm very sorry to say that I did get a book. I didn't read any James Bond. That's okay. You sure? Yeah, okay.

That's how you want to live your fucking life. Because I've been distracted by Blood Meridian. Well, that's a, you know, that's a good distraction. No, it's not good enough. Okay. I did get a book called Careless People. You ever heard of that? No.

So it's written by this woman and her name. Not interested. Next. If it ain't a cookbook, I don't want to know. So stupid. What a stupid thing to say. Anyway, careless people. What's it about?

I'm a bit of a careless people, you know? No. So it's about this woman. I think her name is Sarah Wynne, John. or something similar to that. Right. So it's a book about her time in Facebook.

Oh, okay. Now, the kind of weird little quirk of this book is she signed a very litigious deal with Facebook. Okay? Right. Like NDA. Exactly. So she is allowed publish a book about her time there.

She is not allowed promote the book, talk about the book, or basically, like so but like our other like let's say our island sorry guys

no I'm just ignore I was trying to brush past it but you're like no we need to focus on this I went mental there I know what is I only had two examples but I was like

rule of three I thought I thought you jump in and help me no but you just watch it's like me drowning yeah throw you a cinder block

if you're drowning yeah so it's not allowed promoter talk about it but could Other people like, yeah. Yeah. So let's say CNN wants to promote it. There's nothing Facebook could do or say it. No, no, no.

But it does have some weird things. So she's in the Reading Book Festival recently, okay? Right. And I think she taught that she'd get away with it in the UK. But then they got like an extra warning there, like minutes before. So they had to do a whole talk about it. And she was just sitting there. And she's actually not allowed to nod.

Wow. So if they were like, hey, is Zuckerberg more like Cockerberg? Uh-huh. And she nodded that she's betraying her NDA. Oh, my God. Yeah. That's crazy. Apparently the book is pretty entertaining.

All right. And there's a lot of the stuff they're going to see in the Social Reckoning movie coming out. Yeah, I'm looking forward to that. Where all the stuff, oh, I need to talk with that in a second as well, okay? We're all the stuff in that,

like, we all know this stuff, okay? But it's like, they're like fully just like, yeah, we're causing girls to become way more bulimic. And, you know, Zuckerberg's like, good, keeping those bonds nice and tight. That's what daddy likes. And, like, just kind of like the workplace culture

and how kind of weird it is. Yeah. Like, you know, like, it kind of delves into Zuckerberg's attempts to become a human being and a man, where he gets really into, like, MMA and stuff. He's, like, trying to fight people in the office, you know, like sparring with them. Really? Like, I'm just trying to code, sir. Come on, let's do it.

Let's do it. This is how bros get down. Let's listen to Joe Rogan together. We are browing out right now. Hey, have you heard that new Kendrick? Oh my gosh. He and Drake are having, like, a crazy beef. Whoa, Drake is the ops.

What will Kendrick say? KDap is not to be trifled with. It is rather reminiscent of the JZ Naz beef. Oh boy. Yeah. Or myself with Bill Gates. He is quite cringy in this and kind of goes into, what's the politician?

Was it, Nick Clegg? I'm sorry, James, but there's one British politician who becomes pretty high up in meta. Apparently he gets, pretty bullied in it, you know? Oh, wow. Yeah, it's kind of bully, like, you know. That's so funny.

Make me my fucking tea, you know? Yeah. But I haven't read it, of course. I don't want to talk too much about it. But that Social Reckoning movie, that came up recently, because you know the artificial movie about Sam Altman?

Yes. So they're talking about this on a podcast recently. This guy, it's called Matt Bellamy's his name, Matt Bellamy. Oh. He was talking with this. So he says he's read artificial,

the screenplay. Okay. And he was like, I'm no way surprised with this. this. Really? Yeah, because it's insane

that Amazon even touched this because this is very critical Sam Altman. Okay. Just go into him molesting his sister? He says it's so critical

doesn't even mention that. Oh. But it's still very damning. Okay. And it basically kind of ends with like, not even like allegorical or anything.

Basically says like we are going to end the world. Nice. It's going to have a huge, colossal, destructive impact on like the economy and the people's lives

and the environment. People have been saying that for so long, and I'm not saying that it's not true, but it's kind of like, people have been sounding the alarms and sounding so, like, this is the end. It's all over. We're fucked.

What exactly could happen? Like, what is, what is this sort of, you know? Oh, you're barking up the wrong dog here. Let me tell you now. I don't know anything about this. Yeah. I just care about the movies. I'm kind of interested to see what it's going to be like.

Well, the problem is no one's fucking buying it. because everyone's got deals at the moment. So even like, you know, like those kind of cool studios, like,

um, what's it called? Like A-24 and all that. Yeah, Blum House. Like, A-24 to sign the big deal with an AI company there. Yeah,

yeah. The Redditors were not happy about that. It's called Israeli GPT. Mm. Or something like something similar. Okay. So like no one wants to touch it. It's all,

it's fucking like, uh, like, like, like, satanic verses or something like that. It's like, it's like basically,

it's like, it's like, fucking a jihad, all right. Right. And in that same interview, he talked about the social reckoning, okay? And he said the scripted that is much

more kind of character-based, and it's not as, you know, damning per se. Okay. But he does say, and he did clarify, I shouldn't really be saying this because it's spoiler, but, you know. Fuck it. People do know. No, it's what he said, okay. Oh, okay. He was like, it full on just says

Facebook calls January 6th. I mean, that's pretty... I know that, but I'm imagining it's probably not done with much subtlety. Yeah. I could see them, like, really making that a dog's breakfast. It's not just Facebook? I mean, there are, like, all the social media platforms kind of played their part. YouTube and fucking...

Really? Reddit and Forchan. I talked to a prostitute once, and she said that was all fake. What was? January 6th. Is that right? Yeah. Just like her orgasm?

No, that was real. Oh, okay. It was so loud. She exploded. And she fell in love with me. Well, she said she did a medical condition. That's why she didn't squirt. But she said she would if she could.

She squirted on the inside to hydrate her. She spit on me. I'm like, did you squirt out your mouth? She just threw a cup of piss on you. Oh, I just squirted me juices on you, love. You're a bleeding animals how you are. A bloody whopper to you. A fucking sex machine.

What? Rapid boats. A new personal best to hear you. Three point eight seconds. Jesus, I won't be walking right for a week after that, loaf. Yeah, she gets on our unicycle and flies off. I don't know why that. It's kind of a funny image, though, and her on a unicycle. Me, for you.

For me, it's the one that got away. One is the loneliest dog than you'll ever do. Yeah. to that social reckoning movie. Even if the movie itself isn't good, kind of Jeremy Strong's performance will make it worthwhile. Your man said that it's more like a vehicle for

good acting performances, you know? It's not like a real ideological thing. Obviously, this is more like Facebook Bad. Yeah. But yeah, okay, strong, you know, be able to strong as I want, you know? Yeah. Mikey Madison. Oh, yeah. She, I think me and her

would get on very well, yeah. I think so. I think me and her, we got, there's a connection I feel in the cinema when I watch her, you know? I think she'd feel the same way. Okay. And you better not take her. I'm not going to stand in the way of true love, Brian. Exactly, yes.

This is your one, you know? We get married. The last thing I need is, like, honey, where are you? Where's James? What are you guys doing in that porta potty? Why is there a porcup party at your wedding? That's why she left you. You didn't want to shell out for plumbing?

Yeah, your parents can shit in a bucket Outside Yeah Let's say we up there I feel like it's my God is like almost an hour Let's talk about citizen justice Or vigilante whatever it's called okay Citizen vigilante

Yeah Which has been a shite next Man Like the problem with these films is No one talks with the film themselves And hardly anyone's actually seen the film Yeah So everyone who loves it

just loves the fact that it's anti-immigration. Exactly. It's lived, it's cadden tears. That's it. People like you be like, no, they're human beings. This is dangerous and inflammatory. Yeah, you shouldn't shoot women and children, you know. That's you, Dad. I am a bit of a pussy, aren't I? Yeah.

Yeah, so. What about due process? Are they not, they deserve their day in court? That's just, actually, I'm not even going to set up this film because there's no point. Let's just talk about real quick, all right? So we start off Let's try and find some positives along the way I mean

Army Hammer's performance is terrible He was actually the word He was so robotic in it He was so embarrassing No I thought it was great I've lost all respect for Army Hammer Yeah he was so robotic in it But he's meant to play like a you know

Dissociated kind of psycho person I mean you can say like fucking look at Christian bail You can do it in like a much more entertaining way But also you have to taking in consideration, he's very much there against his will. He's just like, why am I doing this? He must really regret doing the movie.

I don't think he, because he is independently wealthy. Is he, though? His family is, but I don't know, maybe he is. Well, then, why the fuck did he do it? I'm so confused by that, yeah. So he plays a guy who's sick of it. Yeah. And he's taking

a law into his own hands. Yes. That's a gun noise. But only against immigrants, seeming. Man, so it starts off, okay, there's a random act of violence where a fella who Tommy Robinson

would like slashes a woman's neck. Okay. All right. I think right wing people watch this are like, oh yeah, that'll see, because they think people like us like, no, he deserves to slash women's neck. So that's his culture. Also, did you notice in that scene

when he stabbed her in the neck? It was very clearly a fake knife because the blade completely bent. did, like it was made out of rubber. That's one of those immigrant knives. Oh, right, okay. But yeah, so it starts off, like, wow, it's the big opening now. Also, it's so fucking cheap

that they use so, like, you know those, like, websites where it's like royalty-free music or royalty-free stock footage that student films would incorporate? There's a lot of that in this movie. Yeah, it felt very student films, really.

Yes, yes. We're surprising from a great filmmaker like Mr. Bowell. But we then may cut to there's very little action in it. Yeah. So like the first kind of like, I know like Google scene is him on the bus. Yeah, with some children.

Yeah, it's just treading some children, okay, which yeah, I never thought about doing that. Never had the ball. Yeah. I just pay for all their tickets. Just say, please don't hurt me. Yeah, so he like treading some children, which by way, children weren't very good.

No, that's a thing. no one's acting in it is very good. He shows the child the fact that he's got a gun, the teenager, okay, and the teenager just like, it doesn't even make a facial experience. But I was like, it's probably, I don't know,

like, that's the Gen Z stare, Brian, you know? Dead ass, bro. And then help me here. What happens next? It's like we, then they raid his house. Yeah, so the cops raid his house

and his apartment and he's got some like, he set up some kind of panic room type thing, but it's got two AK-47s pointing out. So then he just murders, like, 15 squad police officers. So he's murdering police officers as well. Yeah. But again, it's funny, the right wing are like, yeah.

Well, they're complicit. The cops are complicit. You're right, yeah. But then they criticize, like, one battle after another. Like, that's basically incitement to, like, murder ice agents. Yeah. That's dangerous. But this is like, yeah, look at his head explode.

Yeah. I think anyone who, like, is championing this movie isn't too, you know, they're not too bright. They're not, like, cinefiles. Yeah, yeah. not come of the meazin scene of all this. Also by the way, when they're storming his place, the SWAT team are going up, that goes on for a comedically amount of long

time, okay? Like it's almost like I actually kind of like skip forward a bit. I was actually watching it and if I just saw it on its own, I assumed it fucked around with it like it was like a, remember YouTube poop? I was like, I thought they'd be like some kind of sketch or something but so it goes on, they don't

get him. So he also he owns a lot of property. Yeah. So by the way, not to make this a political thing. all right. This film about killing immigrants. Murdering

refugees and women and children. But like so he's a white landlord uh the hero. He's a white

landlord who goes around killing not just uh, murderers and stuff but also like the families of murderers.

Yeah. Uh because yeah were you surprised when he killed spoiler when he killed

the mother and the daughter? Uh, no, because Because he said that the daughter put a thing up on social media that the girl had got raped. So that's why he goes around to that family's house. So the teenager, teenage son and his friends gang raped the 14-year-old girl.

And then the judge let them off. The judge actually bought him the house. Okay. That's what happens. Right? Well, good to know. So then Army Hammer goes around to that family. It's like, these are the values to teach her son.

And the daughter put up a thing saying she was dressed like a whore so she deserved it. you know, very subtle writing. And, yeah, then he kills all of the family and he somehow gets all the other co-conspirators and gang rapists. It's like a clown character. It just keeps shooting everyone who walks in the door, yeah. And that's it. Oh, he kills the judge as well.

How? You don't remember that? He kidnapped the judge and he slid his wrists and made it look like a suicide. Oh, yes, yes, yeah, sorry, sorry, yeah. That's how memorable the film. I literally watched it like yesterday. Yeah. It's dog shit.

It's so cheap and badly made. And I don't mind a racist, horrible film. Like, genuinely. Sometimes it's the only thing you're in the mood for, you know? He's the only can get me hard. Yeah. Like, so let's say, is he kept in his name S. Craig Ziegler? The director of Brawl and South Block 9-9 and dragged across Croncrete.

That's a bit, you know. What? I don't think that's quite the same thing. That's my point. Yeah. You're already jumped down my throat, okay? Yeah. With your cock.

No, but like... You're wrong. No, but my point is, he makes very unpleasant films. Wrong. No, he doesn't. Idiot. Stupid thing to say. Like, have you seen dragged across croncricite?

Croncite. Concrete. Okay, that's what he said. All the words together, if you, please. Drag the, drag the cross concrete. Yeah, it is, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Read it back. Drag to cross. Concrete. Yeah, exactly. Now, that is a, have you seen that? I have.

It's a pretty unpleasant film, a purpose of so. And you know the bit where he's like, our daughter's going to get raped. And you're talking about, you know, the whole bit in the bank and her getting shot in the head.

It's almost gleefully, like the bit, shit, shitty. When he shoots her hand off and it's all floppy. Yeah. God, that was hilarious.

Yeah. Or even like in brawl and sub block 99's, like an evil abortionist in it. Yeah, but it's like it's, it's, There's something there to it, the grittiness, the awfulness, that's enjoyable.

Oovey Bowell does not have that. Is that his name? Uveh? Yeah. I never know. I've only seen a written. I've never heard it out loud. Which, by the way, he doesn't give a fuck by anything.

He's just, like, making the film. He doesn't care about politics, really. He's had the reputation as the worst film maker of all time for, like, the last 20 years. And he loves it. Yeah. You know, he, like, set up a boxing match to fight his critics. He invited a bunch of critics to come. And getting a boxing match.

I think one guy did and Oevee kicked the shit on them. That's all I need to do. Yeah? All the critics out there who criticize. Yeah. What are they criticised in your... Saying I'm smelly, you know. Saying I should put my pants back on.

Oh, yeah. What does this society become? It's a medical condition. It's too hot. I've got to take my jeans off, all right? You can't expect me to wear jeans when it's 12 degrees outside. I'm not an animal. For God's sake.

Yeah. I was just like, I was hoping it was like, so one of the Detwish movies, there's a bit in it where Charles Bronson is, basically is going around mowing down poor black people. Okay. And, you know, obviously I'm not like, whoa, yeah, finally. But I am kind of like, this is so hilariously right wing.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it's Michael Winner directed. I think he's like an notorious, like, bad person. Okay. You ever heard of Michael, Michael Winner? No. Pretty sure he's like, even Hollywood standards, like, this guy's a bit creepy, dude.

Harvey Weinstein's like Oh, that guy's a red flag Yeah There's been how many death wish movies Like five maybe I think there's Four or five I think it's like four

And there's one called like New Blood Which is the oldest Right Yeah it's just broncson And then there's like So then there's the Bruce Willis one Yes With the body of Bruce Willis

Not really the mind No I watched that And you can tell He's just got this very glazed look at his eye like, yeah, the illness has really taken hold. But they still made him pump out a few

films for like another couple of years. A few films? Yeah. Man, at one stage, I think it was like, I'm not even exaggerate, I think it was like five films a year for years. That's elder abuse. Yeah. I mean, he was getting, the way it works is. The animals and we bought a zoo got treated better than fucking Bruce Willis. I think it literally was

like the films would be like, let's say, two million. One million goes to Bruce Willis and the rest goes to everything else. Right. And they'd have Bruce Willis for like a day and I'd just be like a lot of him being like just his tight up

in his face be like what whoa the mayor oh no and he's right to film around that okay

we need a scene to explain why he shit himself and the rest of it's like detective Bruce Willis but it's just like shot from the back right yeah

it's a guy with hair some black guy yeah but the point is citizen vigilante big success in the world of right wing movies. It will get a sequel.

Elon Musk is, you know, he always supports local indie cinema. Okay. So, has it done well, like, again, it's hard to,

it's like when Netflix's like just the number one movie in the world. Well, see, like, when it first came out, people were sharing it on Twitter and that UA bowl guy was literally messaging people

take this down now. Yeah. Like, if you put this up for free, I don't get paid, blah, blah, blah. And then all the comments are like, way to go, asshole. You're just taking money out of the filmmakers' pocket. That's how the Libs win, etc. So I just watched it for free. And I want my money back,

quite frankly. What money? Exactly. Yeah. So I'm imagining we're going to get citizen vigilance. The sad thing is, Army Hammer, you know, he's got nothing else going on. You've a ball, well, you know, he's got not much going on. So I think they'll milk this. I'm going to, let's bet now. but I think we're going to get over three. Sequels. Yeah. Okay. And I wouldn't be surprised if, as it goes on,

we actually get to see some, not big names, but some names are like, oh, he's in it. James Woods. Yeah, James Woods. I was thinking more of the kind of, like, you know, the kind of guy. You know the, um, uh, dead air. Come on. Just think of a name and say it.

Neil McDonough. No, I don't think he'd be involved. I think you're wrong about that, Brian. Tom Holland. Timothy Shalabay? He wants to be the bad boy, Hollywood. Guess who? Zandaya.

Michael B. Jordan. Yo, I agree with you, man. I don't think you go far enough. New Vibald sinners, you know? Yeah, so I think we're out at the hour there, guys. Mm-hmm. It was a lovely time, and it's not that late. No.

So I think what I'm going to do now is I might just lie down for a bit. I mean, I'll still talk to you, but I won't be like, you know, jumping around the place. I won't be like full Russell brand. It's okay. Well, I hope not. I want to be able to sleep with both eyes closed, you know. So what next to talk about? Is there any big coming up you want to talk about?

I know Supergirl is coming up. Is it? It is, yeah. That came out. Wasn't that dog shit, though? Everyone hated it. Said it was lame and stupid and anyone who likes it should kill themselves. Who said that?

Literally everyone. The T-shock. Everyone, everyone, yeah. Tommy Robinson and the ADL. They all say it. Yeah. I've heard it's not good. You're just, you're just a friend.

of the future. Well, that's true. I'm afraid of the future, but also the past and the present. Well, is there anything coming up? So Disclosure Day, I watched that. We talked with this in this episode? Oh, it's the Patreon, guys.

No, it was Patreon, yeah. Patreon, yeah. Patreon, yeah. Patreon, to be honest. Way to go on the hard sell there, Brian. Yeah, good. Because I was pretty bored about a movie.

But what else is coming up we could talk about? Maybe I'll watch all the death wish movies. I think that'd be good for me. I think I'd love that for you. and he start talking like Charles Bronson walking around I'm here to take out the trash No dice

Jeff Goldblood raped my wife and daughter Um hello Charles I uh raped your little daughter and your wife Oh I'm very sorry I was a bad boy Must go fast too What's good for Hastery

Yeah Uh Okay we're gonna end it there guys Alright Uh goodbye Thank you.