Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 294 : The Midnight boys

Episode Date: July 10, 2026

Brian Loves Alcock

All right. So Brian was telling me there that only the pure-blooded shall survive the upcoming reckoning, is how what you call it? A reckoning. The raping of what we sow. Is that correct? Why you started like this? It's a bit of a goof. You've taken out of context to make it seem like I'm kind of a weird religious freak, okay? I'm not religious. But yeah, we're back, guys. We're a new episode. Free? Free bait. Yeah, it'd be a bit busy there. Freebie on the bean. But we got a lot to talk about, all right? I have watched Get Ready, guys, get ready. James, I watched Supergirl. What, what, wow, wow.

Why? Because, because I don't give a talk. Oh, you're putting on a brave face. I know you're jealous. You're like, you didn't invite me? Did you go to the cinema to say it? No, I watched a cam version. Ah, right.

A particularly bad cam version. It was all in Chinese. Okay. And I think it was just in some Asian. I think he was his old boy, actually. So Supergirl is locked in a room by some crazy guy.

Supergirl fucks her own door? Supergirl is played by Josh Brolin. I've never seen the Spike Lee remake, so yeah. So I have watched Supergirl and we'll get Supergirl in a minute, okay? But I will say, Supergirl really stumped me. Because I watched it

I was like wow I have like zero opinions on this at all I was so kind of bored really I was like wow I don't even like I don't have the anger right

to be like James my childhood is ruined all my life wanted a supergirl movie and do you see your shit all over it yeah

I can't get out of bed anymore right you know what and you give me say something sympathetic maybe yeah I probably would

in that hypothetical scenario okay yeah but saying as that's not the case it's not required of me So I'm not going to say anything.

Supportive. And, uh... Actually, let me stop you there. I'm going to try out this milk. I'm drinking some of James's milk. Yeah, well, coffee with milk. Why didn't you get milk over in the shop? It wasn't there.

Ah. Yeah. But I kind of looked around like, Oh. Milk, please. Yeah. And didn't help me. Where is the milk maiden?

Yeah. Actually, I was in a little Tesco. I want some big mommy milkers for my coffee beans. Don't we all, yeah? I was actually into a little test go over there recently. Oh, no. A man, it was so cool. I kind of was impressed with this guy.

This guy backed out into the road. It was a red light. Wow. I just like, phew, it drove out, you know, like real confident. Whereas it's green. I'm like, I'm too scared. Maybe I should just wait for assistance. I just burned the car.

I can't handle the pressure. Call road traffic. assistance, hello, help. I need milk for my coffee. And I didn't like Supergirl. I shouldn't be forced to drive under these conditions. But I was just looking up like Supergirl reviews on YouTube. And it's a lot of like critical drinker.

Yes, the truth. Yeah, woke all this. You could have predicted that DC have just shot out another lop of bullocks. A little like super girl More like DEI girl That's not very clever at all I came up with that I thought that's quite clever actually

I was like oh actually I'll send that to critical drinker Be home his writing staff Who the fuck I just keep sending me shit Leave me alone, paler hey I don't even give a fuck about this shit I just fucking milk all the spasics Like you who care of me with it

I'm too busy out getting fucking Noshed off doing fucking bag at 3 a.m. Fucking having a large, pal. Yeah, I'm texting. Can you believe what they're doing with the... Can you believe they cancel the Batgirl movie? Yeah.

Hello? Craigl Dr. He must have been wrong with his phone. He's not texting me back. He's dead. It's actually the suicide hotline. You're like, Critical drinker, hello. But I was looking up stuff and I saw these guys the midnight boys.

The midnight boys. Yeah. And like, look, I don't want to sound racist here, okay. but like it's this it's an all-black show right if I was I'd be calling the police if I was racist like they are loud

I see and they are like there man if it's like Michael Rappaport but even more black if you can believe it I don't believe it quite frankly it sounds like a sketch like it was very like

she like it was like a white 80's white guy impression of a black man I see so they're part accurate so they're part the ringer. The ringer. Yeah, yeah.

So it's like, you know, the Bill Simmons podcast network, okay? And it's like, they kind of talk about comic book stuff and nerd stuff,

okay? Yeah. But my God, how'm a supergirl, like, man, I ain't got time for this. I got time of this.

They got Lobo in here. Lobo! Why are you playing a motherfucker? Why are you playing a motherfucker? Man, I'm gonna say something now. I'm gonna say something. I think Batman could be Superman.

You did not say that. You did not. I'm like, turn it down. Like, please, guys. It won't go down any further, but it's still loud. You did not say that.

And I swear to God, literally like, Man, I'm a new Superman movie. I was in the barbershop, and they were like, why he's getting his ass beat? Why did he beat his ass? Why the penis is? Man, bad man, bat man, bat man beating his ass like he owed a motherfucker money.

All right, like it's the first of the 15, getting away for a check, come on now. And he's like, yeah, man, and then Alford would be like, beep, what you doing? I'm pretty sure Alford wouldn't, wouldn't you. the N words.

The hard R either. They said so many N words. I'm like, you guys don't understand the history of that word. It's actually very hurtful. All right me to educate you. Man, if I was damn mad,

Supergirl, they'd be fucking with Supergirl's dog. Be fucking with Supergirl's dog like Michael Vick and shit. Man, you put me down, you're beating it is. You hold me back. Hold me bare,

you know, it's monsters, okay? Like, it was a lot. Like, I used start now I don't want to sound racist but

oh god you're they're watchers oh my god it's just like very funny they talk to they're the midnight boys you know

just to be talking about something so stupid you know I have so much passion well that's good that's a weeby the fact that they're arguing over like who's the best Robin

you know Dick Drake or I'm sorry Dick Braston the midnight boys you me these motherfugs

dick Drake But that's a porn style you be watching. You on that goon and shit, huh? You gay. You gay as a motherfucker. I can smell your dick from here. You love dick. And you know that, that go up from a man's booty hole.

There ain't nowhere else that dick going. So Dick Grayson. How are you going to be kissing on a man, touching on a man, licking his booty hole or whatnot? Look at a touching, kissing a Batman. That's wrong, brother. You need Jesus. I was like, this is,

This is a lot, right? Yeah. I was like, are they always like this? I listened to them talk about the House of the Dragon, and it was like night and day. Really? Yeah, yeah, they were like, this is very interesting, because I think they actually cared about this. Right. Man, it's kind of like, they're proper like, man, the way, like the, you know, Denerius and Taguerius and all that,

it kind of like the way the black people talk to the Democrats, and the Democrats that ignore them. Yeah, you mean. And I was like, who are these guys? And the one of them's called Van Layton, okay? Okay. I actually saw a while ago. He did an interview with Gavin Newsom. Wow.

Yeah, and he was like, man, I fuck with an APEC shit. You ain't taking a money from Israel? I don't like that. Why you think about that? And Gavin Newsom's like, I, I like Dick Grayson. There's some Jew bullshit if I ever heard it, motherfucker. You want an Apex shit, I hate. Nitton yahoo up your ass.

You lick and knitting guy, who's booty hole, bruh. I know you ease. You all up in there, motherfucker. Shalom. bitch yeah fucking yum kippoor when you eat in his asshole yum kid poor give me some more booty hole that's what I like sorry but I mean they started like it really is a parody of victims yeah but but a lot of it was actually kind of interesting like you know like she'd be playing him you know

because she'd be like I don't want the on throne but you know she won't that on tron but you know she want that untrown maybe didn't say it like that much stank on it. Yeah. I think you are putting a little bit of extra on it there. You actually watch the thing and they're talking like it's like Charlie Rose.

I think the misowned scene was rather delectable. You know, people criticize the use of artificial intelligence. I think if used tastefully and it can actually assist the production

in terms of the values, there's a merit to it, you know? Well, so I was like pretty interested in it. And the stuff about because I am watching I talk about Super in the minute

but I am watching House of Dragons as well Right But see I'm not a super fan Right So I'm still pretty iffy On the lore and who's who And the thing is as well Because of how

Funny looking horse Why is it flying around And breathing fire It's the one really fucked Just like the Starbucks coffee cup All over again Sick reference bro Deep lure

My man got mad ball Knowledge I only remember Because the reference of family guy recently. Oh, you're watching New Family Guy? Of course, yeah. Oh, Matt, you would not believe

the shit they're doing. It could be illegal. Really? Man, Brian buys pot brownies, and guess who eats them? Stewie. What? Yeah, and he's like, what the doce? How you're going to be getting a little baby on the pop brownie on the space cakes or whatnot? He already

gayer than a motherfucker. Don't be getting the motherfucker all hopped up or groupball? He's going to go non-binary and shit. He's going to be on a street trick. you. And guess who else eats them? Lois.

And then when there's boat stone they can understand each other. Oh. Got your interest there, isn't? That's the season

premiere. That's how to get you going. Right. Which is actually the 450 episode. Correct. Well done.

I'm not going to even try and challenge you on that, probably. Why did you bring up Family Guy? I didn't. I never do.

But it always... It seems to me. I love family guy. Holy crap. Lewis, have you seen the midnight? boys.

Giggedy. What did you say? I said giggity. Relax, midnight boys. Come on. Well, does Cleveland sound different now. What is the point?

So, House of Dragon. So the point is, okay, I'm, because there's a two-year break between seasons. Right. Because it's just

TV just takes more these days. Sure. And also it's way more ambitious because in the House of Dragons, this has set 300 years for Game of Thrones and they've got loads of dragons in this.

Right. And there's big battles and all. Like you watch it, you're like, okay, this would take two years. Yeah, yeah. But hearing these guys, it's good kind of, I'm not bothered to go watch recaps and YouTube. So kind of these boys are like explaining it. The midnight boys actually are explaining things to me.

Okay. Yeah. Like, teaching you about the culture. Like, that's a woman and you know. And you can't be trusting those bitches. Right. Those dragon bitches. Yeah, yeah. I'm taking notes. I'm a dragon. My bowels. over your face, girl. They wouldn't like to... I think they would.

I think they'd get a kick of it. Actually, there was one bit where we're talking with Supergirl again and one guy was like, the man, the best part was when Superman showed up. And they're like, you sexist. You sexist.

The best part when the man showed up, when the main... I'm exaggerating. They actually had a very interesting take on one part of a house of dragon where they made some interesting points about sexism.

It actually was genuinely like, I didn't actually think about that. Thought provoking. Well, just because they were talking about I was like, you know, the way they treat the queens different than the way they treat if it was a king and stuff like that. And I was like, oh, I didn't think, yeah, women are treated a bit differently.

Thanks, midnight boys. Yeah, now I know. Yeah. But what were you going to say there? I can't remember. I was just, uh, well, good. I was so taken aback by this midnight boys. You want some midnight boys after this, we can learn thing or two. I think I could.

Yeah, I want to see more passion for you because you're all like, gay pedo. What? I'm not always like that Can I be I mean you know Say what you see Can I be held

To call that la Dilla stuck Yeah Well actually that was like genuinely The Midnight Boys Was generally way more entertaining than Supergirl Okay

So I don't even want to talk With Supergirls You know, who is Lobo You said Lobo Who is that? Well don't jump ahead of yourself You get to it's like Lobo by the way

Is a fan favorite Right Everyone loves Lobo Okay. Lobo. Sheriff Lobo. Who is that again? I don't know.

I only know it from the Simpsons. Andy Griffith. Lobo. Lobo. Bring back Sheriff Lobo. That's all. That's my only filter of reality. That's the only way I can engage with the outside world is through like a hundred odd episodes of the Simpsons between the early to late 90s.

That's all I know. Everything else is just, you know, it's all like a, you know. It's all like a, you know. you know, a dog can't see colors. It's all great to me, you know. You say House of the Dragon and say, oh, is that beside Mo's Tavern? Yeah, you know.

Anyway. So let's just jump in a Supergirl. So I'm going to give some backstory about the Supergirl movie. Oh, good. Well, it's the only interesting part, really. Right. So the problem with this is they've gone too fast, too furious.

Right. So James... They've gone Tyreece Gibson on this motherfucker. Oh, they wish. Tyrese was around, okay? So they have Superman. Yeah. Big, big hit.

And it ends with Supergirl showing up. She's like, hey, Superman, I'm going to take my dog back because I was off World for a while. Right. Goodbye. That's it. Who plays Superman? Millie Alcock.

No, Superman. Sorry. Who plays Superman? Oh, it's pretty embarrassing. Yeah, a little bit. Really fucked up there, isn't it? I said it's such confidence as well. Millie Alcock. She should be

Millie no cock. Because it's a woman. Hey. Oh, that you saved me, dear. You embarrass yourself so much. Spat in my mouth. Just spat in my mouth, full on. Spat my mouth. Whatever fucking dime store, a hooker you are munching her box.

It just spat it right into my mouth. So thank you for that. Jesus Christ. And you look, you embarrass yourself even more. Who plays super bad? I'm trying to get all the saliva out of my mouth. Yeah, you do that. David Cornswet.

Yes, okay. Yeah. All right. And Millie Alcock is Supergirl. So they're setting up, so it's like, they've got Superman, here's Supergirl for like 60 seconds, all right? And now we get Supergirl movie straight away. I think that might be a bit of a problem.

I think you kind of need a Supergirl and Superman movie first. Right. Anyway, so this is based on a comic book that I actually haven't read. Forgive me, folks. Okay. That only came out relatively recently. It came out like about five years ago. Called Supergirl Woman of Tomorrow.

It's written by Tom King. He's a very polarizing figure in the comic book world. Is that right? Yeah, he's a former CIA guy. I think he killed a lot of brown people with his bare hands, you know. Women, children, especially at children. And then he joined the CIA. Hey.

Well, you got what a text kid, you got Moxy. He's got, like, a load of kid skulls falling out of his pockets. Keep those lads, I've got plenty back at the gaffe. Well, I'm kind of exaggerating, but he's working in CIA. Okay. And he did, like, in my opinion, he had like one really good comic, which is Wanda vision, which became the show. Oh, yes. That was his big, like, I'm here moment.

And then he's done, and because of that, he's one of the few people in the comic book world that can sell comics. Right. In the same way, the movie world, like a Tarantino or Nolan, people like, I want to see the new Nolan movie movie. what's about? I don't know, some fucking Jewish guy. Oppenberg or something. But I just wanted to see Nolan films, all right? Yeah, yeah. He was like that a while in the comic book world.

So he liked, Cart Blanche, is to say. Okay. So he did a lot of comics that I didn't really like. Right. The big thing, though, is he got Batman. Okay. And Batman, that's the best selling comic, no matter what. Yeah.

You can write shit. People just buy Batman. People... Of all time, the best. Is that number one? Well, different, well, it's In D.C. Normally, yeah. A D.C. for sure, yeah, yeah. It's kind of like the way for some reason, people are more likely to buy a Batman comic than they are to buy

you know, ambush bug or Blue Beetle or black green lantern. Yeah, they rather buy Batman. Or Black Adam. Yeah, Black Adam. Yeah. Black Adam Sandler. Even the Oh, I'm here with the Midnight Boys. Oh, let's do it rise by on my bicycle. Dring, d'ring.

It hurts my hind. The Batman comic. What a stupid thing to say. Makes no sense whatsoever. You turn against your heroes. No, I'm just turning on myself. Oh, that's okay. It's normal.

It doesn't happen enough. So just to be more boring now, okay? The Batman comic, a lot of problems with it. I won't get into it now, but just, I thought it's, pretty shit. Okay. And it went, it went for a long time as well.

A lot of people were like, no, no, it's gonna get good. No. Any minute now, three years later, any minute, hold the line.

And I didn't, I didn't like the comic. Right. But this is another comic he did. I didn't read it. Apparently he is good though. And it's, the Supergirl comic.

And then it was almost like the fast track that we gotta make a movie of this straight away. And they hired some woman, Anna, something to do the screenplay who's like an actress. She's not really,

Oh, I think I did hear this. Yeah, apparently the script is very poor. People are saying... The thing is, the script was apparently so good. They didn't even plan on making Supergirl film, but the script is so good. We gotta start right now. This is the best script.

And they wouldn't lie to us. No. The Warren Brothers execs said, this is the best script. I don't... It says the best thing they've read since Godfather 2. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

How can he be in so much financial ruin and still not kill himself? I tell you, those guineas, man, they can really, they can last quite a while. Those meatballs, huh? So anyway, back Supergirl, enough of that racial stuff, all right? Against Italians, come on. Look, the Midnight Boy stuff, me being like, she, that's okay. You've been like, oh, they like eating pizza. That's too much.

Okay. So Supergirl, they make this film. It goes way over budget. I think it costs 170 to 200 million. That's a chunk of change. A big chunk of change right there. You notice that missing from your piggy bank?

Ah, says I like you. It's directed by Craig Gillespie. Everyone's favorite. I think I know that name. He directed Cruella. Hit me up with another one? I couldn't take it.

Oh, okay. Some other shit, okay. Right. Apparently they were making it like, okay, this isn't working here. And they were like changing stuff. And then they kind of did a thing where they had the raw footage

and they had like James Gunn did his coat and then Lesby is his coat and someone else did another coat. It's almost like they take scraps here and try and make it into the best thing possible. Right. And they picked this the best version we got apparently. And it's really it's boring.

And the problem is it's just all alien shit. It just starts off Supergirls in space drinking. Nice. And that's the big funny thing is she's always drunk. Oh, she's a lush? Yeah, she is, yeah. She's a pissed up slapper. She's a big slag. Flying around, fucking.

She's like Frank and shameless. She's just flying around puking on children's heads. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a fucking martini. See you later, bitches. So she goes to, she can't get drunk on Earth because

she's got superpowers. So she goes to space to a planet that's got a red sun and a red sun decrease their powers enough to get drunk. Oh, interesting. So Superman and Supergirl get their powers from the Yellow Sun. Right. Okay. It's like you said, interesting. No, it's not.

Do I say interesting? Yeah. That's just a word that I rattle off when I'm not paying attention. Wow, please tell me more. Same when I'm talking about my health issues. And the doctor said it's not benign. You're like, interesting. Interesting. It's getting big. They removed it.

And they came back bigger and never. Oh, you're a growing boy. you know, make sure to have more microwaved meals. I think that'll help. More plastics, please. So, Supergirls in space, no Earth stuff at all. She's with Crypto or Superdog. Okay.

Crypto gets shot by radiation, a kryptonite bullet or whatever. And now she's got to find the villain Targ or Clark or Barg. Because he's the villain and he's got the antidote to save her dog. Right. Along the way she teams up with a plucky young girl and wacky aliens and set Rogans, like, Dude, I'm an alien. Oh, yeah. Try the space weed, dude.

You don't need any red sun to get blazed. I don't work with James Franco anymore. Stop asking me about it. I won't even talk to Dave Franco, just because he's kind of a jerk off. So is her going on? No, actually, I'm sorry, I'm going to take that back. I know we're having fun, but smirching Dave Frank. Franco is a step too far.

I'm sorry, Dave, I love you. You know I do. Why don't you take some pictures of your wife and send them to me? So I can appreciate her fully. I'll tell you what, if your wife's ever dirty, you need some of the cleaner. These two boys will

we show up with a mop in a bucket. It's dressed as chimney sleep. Chim chimney, chim-chim-chimmy, chim-chim-chir-oo. I was like a three stoogies where I got a buck on my head. You got mop up your arse.

Oh, well, anyway. It's so boring, man. So it's like, she's going around space. It's very brown, dull CGI. Okay. It's all, like, CGI. She's, like, hanging on strings for most of it. Yeah.

They beat loads of aliens. They're all CGI. There's no sticks. No villains. Like, the monsters are just generic, like, just people with, like, you know, you don't want to start, Star Trek, don't have to budget. So it's, like, a human, but he's got a, dot on his head to represent

he's an alien, you know? Right. Or Indian or something. Either way, he's getting the lasers. What do I have, is it lasers in Star Trek? They're guns. Taser, yeah.

Phasers. Oh, you're both wrong. Ah, whatever. Quasers, yeah. So, it's just she fights this generic shit and during this, she has flashbacks to her time because the thing with Supergirl is,

she's different Superman. Because Superman got sent off of a baby. Yeah. He's no memories of Krypton. Right. Of his parents or anything. She got sent off. She's a teenager.

I thought he got sent off because it was blowing up. Yeah. So the way it is, okay. She's younger than him. So how was the planet still there? I'm glad you asked. I got this all right. I feel like I'm in court and you asked the obvious question.

Like, oh, I'll get ready for a slam dunk, bitch. Yeah, yeah. I used to ask, like, can the glove fit? Read and weep. Goldberg. So... Goldman. Sorry.

But, yeah. You could just let me hide at you. Well, yeah. This is how you get better. I mean, you don't seem to be getting better, but, you know, I hope. Kind of like a Batman comic. Any day, no. The rest of it's called Goldman, isn't he?

Wait, so yeah, explain that. Okay, so what happened is basically the planet would blow up, to send off Little Superman, it goes straight to Earth. Right. Okay. They send off a teenage supergirl. Okay. It goes a different route to Earth.

It kind of gets like... The scenic route? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or I also, I think they... Women, no sense of direction, you know? I think they shot her off like a few, like maybe half hour after. Okay. Superman, but in space years, that adds, you know, like...

Sure. Yeah, so she basically, she comes down like 20 years after Superman. Right, right. That's why it's funny. she's technically older than Superman but presents as younger yeah exactly your honor

I think you'll find I have an airtight case that's Woody Allen's defense as well as soon ye was actually sent off from her home planet of Japan her kryptonite is a prenuptial agreement

so basically but the problem is we do the flashbacks of that. That's not much of the films. A few flashbacks to give us an idea of her trauma. That's why she drinks. Oh, okay. That's why you drink as well,

because the trauma of your whole planet exploding. Correct. So it didn't explode. Planet Monin. All right. So I can't even remember what happens, really. That's it. And then she meets Superman.

That's like a one minute scene where Superman's like, hey, welcome to Earth. Welcome to Earth. Yeah. It's Will Smith. Yeah. And then she fights more aliens Really boring

Really generic You can tell no one involved Really knows where to look or what to do You know You just imagine them all hanging on green screen for four hours Being like, what do I say? Just say get out Go

Don Yeah, okay That's 200 million well spent And I was actually listening to a podcast The Town with Matt Bellamy again all right and he said that Warner Brothers were like this is not going to this is pretty bad for us and they actually had a screening and didn't invite any real critics just invited like all the influencer nerd people okay and they were saying it was just dead really yeah it just coughs

they like they got the most autistic people possible and they're like boring wow this is very derivative of Gardens of Galaxy okay and just some bait someone brought a baby and was just crying What? Yeah. That was for the after party, but no one's in the mood now. Just send it back to Crypton or wherever it comes from. That's what they call the ghetto. Sorry, it's awful.

Awful stuff, though. Yeah, I think I opened door at my midnight, but you're like, oh, it's okay now, yeah. Finally, I can finally be myself. So then, yeah, it's not doing very well at all, which is a shame because I do like Millie Alcock. She was actually in House of the Dragon. That was her big break. Okay. She played the young...

Remember I've shown you the House of Dragons clips there with that person, Ramirez, Emma Darcy? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She played young Emma Darcy. Okay. You do a time jump. Right. She's a little teenage girl.

And Matt Smith, I think he's her friendly uncle. And Matt Smith is a very friendly uncle. Well, that's good. Yeah. It's good to have positive male role models. Exactly, these days. More young girls have. I do a thing, you know, like big brother.

I'd play big uncle It's Uncle Brian Here comes the Tickle Monster Yeah And surprisingly No parents have stopped me It's quite alarming really Yeah I was pretty bored

By yeah Again I watched it at Cam version And was filmed like this guy Was filming up He kept dropping his phone And he took me He went to the bathroom one stage Right

Took a big shit and dropped his phone in toilet and that was actually pretty entertaining I'm like that's 250 million right This young man is hemorrhoids by the scene My, my Yeah well have you watched anything I feel like I've kind of taken up the show

No I can't really think of anything I've watched I've kind of Man I'm working flat out and I still have time I'm working on like two hours sleep Because I get home I'm like I love to sleep But I gotta do it for the fans Like I'll watch the midnight boys Well you know I was busy

like I had like three gigs. I was up in Straban, did the boiler room. That was great. The boiler room is the name of gay sauna in Dublin. Well, that's not what this was. You're sure? You get mixed up, did you?

No. Get ready for my tight five. Tight five inches. I wish. Yeah, I go to the gay sauna. They start flashing the light. Like, get off. Get off.

Am I getting paid for this? And I went to a barbecue with friends It was nice, you know Rubbing it in Yeah, yeah, yeah Did you get fucked up? No, I mean, I had a few drinks

I'm happy to hear that, yeah Kept it together pretty well Yeah, yeah, good Because you're working tomorrow, aren't you? Yes, working... I was gonna buy your cans and stuff If you're working tomorrow, I don't think it's... I'll still drink them.

That's too late now. Yeah, the fun's over. It's great of me like, yeah, I was gonna buy you cans. Yeah, you say that a lot. You didn't say thank you. Yeah, no, what? I started listening to an audio book about the John Bonae Ramsey murder caves.

Okay. Because there's a new series coming out about that with... It's a narrative, is it? Yeah, yeah. Who's it? It's Clive Owen and Melissa McCarthy play The Parents. Melissa and something serious, huh? Yeah, yeah.

I think she's doing a good job. She actually was in a serious film. I forget exactly what was called. and I was like a question. It was something like, why do you do this or why would you, why do you love me or something?

It was her Richard E. Grant is actually pretty good. It's about a woman who fakes letters. Fakes letters? So she basically, she, very good of forging or something. Oh.

She fakes letters from famous writers and sells some big money. Oh, I see. And this is a bad example. It's like, oh, you look, I found this letter here. It's from William Shakespeare. Yeah.

Yeah. Wasn't there a thing about, was it JFK? They found some fake love letters? Yeah, fake love letters. Yeah, yeah. I think they fooled that journalist. I forget his name. He was a very serious journalist

and it was kind of a blotch and reputation for a little bit. Oh, Seymour Hirsch. Yeah, he does it, yeah. Yes, that's right, yeah. But, yeah. Well, the thing about the John Benny and Ramsey case, it's a very bizarre, like, the way the whole, like, day unfolded of, you know,

it'd take too long to explain to be honest We go all day Alright well okay We can go back to Supergirl if you want Well Because I didn't mention Lobo Oh okay

Fuck John Bonnet Bamsie Whoever name is okay John Bonnet Lobos I like care about So I have to sign the film Because Lobo Okay

Like I was talking about earlier Back in the 90s People loved edgy Cool characters Right Didn't like Superman Superman's all like Duh Dda Da

I gotta save this woman Mr perfect Or like Batman's like, I don't kill criminals. That was lame, all right? They like The Punisher, they're like Deadpool. OJ Simpson. Exactly. Taking care of business.

Imagine OJ and Deadpool. The whips did make the air, you know? They actually had, man, get ready to hold on your cock, all right? They had Eminem meets the Punisher. What? Yeah. Whoa. Comic book 2000s, yeah.

That's crazy. And in it, Eminem's so cool. The Punisher's like. I don't even, I got, I can take a break now. You're protecting the city, Eminem. So Eminem's just going on killing people? Yeah, exactly. All these fools.

Supplemental criminal with the minimum syllable. Yo, I'm the illest. I'm gonna killest. The old billist. It's actually quite hard, is it. It is quite difficult, yeah. They don't mention the rap battles. Like, I'd be checking my notes all the time of the rap battles.

Yeah, yeah. And I'd be like, where's the Q, cards. You just have it all written on your hand. It wasn't so like they love cool characters and Lobo is one of these guys. Lobo, he's like, I know some

intergalactic bounty hunter, all right? He's a big guy with spitey, he's got smoke cigars, all right? Joe Rogan, okay? Oh. And he's like, hey, bum face. Hey, watch, which one of these creeps is going to get a knuckle sandwich?

Bro. You know, he's real edgy, you know? Wow. Hey, aren't you? doche nozzle. Hey, butt munch. Yeah, butt munch. Yeah, yeah. Give you an idea in the animated series Justice League, he was voiced by Ron Perlman. Okay. Just give you an idea. Hellboy. Yeah, he's very, he's like Hellboy essentially.

Right, right. Hey, I don't give a frigg about you, Wonder Woman. She's like, oh my goodness. No one talks to a princess like that before. Am I being rised? So they love him, okay? And he was a big thing in the comic books for a while. And now he's like, No, he's long forgotten. Okay. There's still old guys in their 50s who are like, dude, Lobo, yeah. You've got Lobo tattoos.

Yeah, okay. They're showing them to the pallet of care nurse in the house was, Remember Lobo? Remember you like, Lobo? Can I touch your tits? Like Lobo?

So, for years, people are like, we need Lobo movie. And I think at one stage, Guy Richie was going to do, it's one of these, like Black Adam where people been talking about for years and years.

Just gets passed around. And you're like, again, like Black Adam we're like, who likes, who knows this character? Yeah, yeah. In a general audience,

you know, like, people don't know who Green Lantern is really. No. It's like, lobo of all people. And all these directors

were attached to this. I mentioned Guy Ritchie, some surprising names, you know, like, Scorsese, uh, um,

Werner Herzog. They're just like, you know, Like all the kind of, think it's like the big name, Gore Vivinsky and all. Like, I need the big blockbuster directors of all being linked to over the years. And eventually, they're like, okay, Lobo is going to show up with Supergirl. And guess what? We got Jace Mamoa.

And people are like, oh my God, Jase Mamoa. He's perfect cat. Because Jason Mamoa, he's like a badass who makes quips and stuff. Oh, I cannot wait. Oh, God. Oh, you know. And the nurse has to inject him with something to calm him. He's foam with the mouth.

all right and Lobo shows up in the film for like I know like 15 minutes alright and he calls Supergirls

tits at one stage Tits? Yeah, hey tits Wow And I was like It's rather derogatory And also not to be like A big nitpicker

Alright But there's one stage Where there's an alien And supergirls like Hey Squidward Ah And in the Avengers movie There's an alien

Looks like Squidward And Iron Man says Hey Squidward word. Okay. So it's like, you've already done the joke that's not funny once.

Right, well, keep doing it. Yeah, the James Cadden approach. If something doesn't work, just keep doing it. I always blame the audience.

Refuse to stop. Everyone's like, please James, don't do it. Everyone's crying. Yeah. That's just, liberal tears.

Mm. Put in my mug. Yeah. Uh, yeah. So, I don't like chasing my mum. I think he's a bad actor. He is good in Dune.

Everyone's good in Dune. But that's, but he's done a lot of bad shit. Yeah. And I think I used to defend Mamo a bit more. But I rewatch Aquaman recently and then like, he's in, he's in way more films you think. I know, yeah.

He's in loads like direct to, like, you know, Amazon and Netflix movies where he plays like, you know, the tough guy. But who's really funny. Yeah, exactly. not funny at all. People just tell him he's funny because he's

tall and handsome and ripped. So I was like, well, you must be funny. Why would I be sucking your dick otherwise? I love lobo. You're going to get a little blow. That was good, yeah. That was good though, yeah.

Make sure you write that down. I have to reverse engineer that now. I'm in the crowd. No way, not on the crowd. On stage, that's it. Yeah. No, I'm in the crowd first. Okay. So they go, like,

no no fuck off we're gonna you think figure this out I gotta get this just right or else I'm gonna look like a retard okay the floor is yours brother give me a second now give me a set

I'm gonna edit it's all out so I just say a zinger straight away that's how all the podcast do it yeah do you think yeah like Joe Rogan it's actually like five hours long but it cut out two hours of the on funny stuff so it's just pure gold.

You know that running bit he does where he never understands when a joke is being made? Yeah. Let's move on. I'm going to work on this. Okay, right. Well, I actually... We just saw Brian's process there.

That's our Brian Crafts his material. What does he even talk? Low? No way. Low blow. Oh, yes. Sorry, I forgot. Jason Mamoa, low blow. You are in the crowd and you're on stage

and you're back in the crowd. Where are you now? I'm in the shed and my uncle's there Uncle Lobo Oh, fucking out I'm gonna do you Crypto style

That's the dog's there right Crypto? Yeah, exactly yeah Doggy style You don't doubt yourself You got it right I know I did Is there any else you want to say

with John Babebebam Ramsey? Nah You know I will When I listen to more the audio book because it is a very interesting How far into are you? I'm only on like the

chapter 8 and there's like 30 odd chapters but it's written by the detective who was on the case who was pretty much convinced from very early on that the mother did it. I always think the mother did it. Well you know it's actually insane

that neither of the parents ever went to jail because when you look at all the evidence it's just like there's no way that it didn't happen Oh, you fall in Of course the detectives The detective's too biased He's going to like

It's probably his fault He probably didn't investigate it right Okay And they always blame the parents Yeah But because usually it is the parent No It's like the grooming gang stuff

Oh How is it like that Brian Please explain On your soapbox Once again Let's hear it Well I can't say it now But subscribe to the Patreon

You get all the Yeah The truth. If you can handle it. You know, they're making grooming gangs illegal. I would have thought they were illegal already.

They're actually compulsory. A count bin face is going to make the bin. Grooming gags in the bin. That should be a slogan, right? Put it in the bin. Speaking of politics changed subject, all right?

No, actually, I don't want to ruin this now, but you mentioned audiobooks. Yeah. I finished Blood Meridian. Okay. How was it?

If you're honest with you, man, it's not the best way to absorb it. Yeah. Be driving a tractor. Sure. And be listening to that one also like, does people beeping at you? Like, yeah,

you fucking crashed into me car, you fucking bullocks, yeah. I'm like, I'm listening to Blood Meridian. Yeah. I'm like, you're just as bad as Judge Holden. You know what? Blood Meridian is one of those books that.

I think you read it first to get a sense of what the fuck it is. Yeah. And then you have to, maybe a year from now, I'll revisit it. Okay. And actually, actually appreciate what's going on. Right. It's a little bit like infinite jest where you're reading him, like, what the, it's almost like, is this like, is this a goof?

Hmm. Are they fucking with me here? Okay. It's this very long stuff. It's actually quite, like, do you know about the idiot? No. There's a character called the idiot who's just mentally challenged. Right.

And the judge, Judge Holden, he's like basically not really, but it's kind of like Satan. Yeah. I know, I'm familiar with Judge Holden. He's like the joker. He's like an embodiment of evil in the way. Yeah, yeah. He's got this mentally disabled guy in the lead, okay, naked and just like banging him. Okay.

And you're like, Shirley Cormick's a joke here. He's the old west, though. What else were they going to do with them? What, go to a brothel and have sex with women? No sight. Ew. Yeah. Yeah.

And I don't really want spoil it, but I do, there is like, I think, maybe, you know, maybe this is not on purpose, but it is kind of funny how there's all these long, long descriptions of Native Americans, people getting like cut to pieces. Scalping. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, babies getting cut in half and then all this, okay? I want my baby back, baby back, baby back ribs. And then it ends with the judge, Judge Holden.

He goes to a bathroom with someone else and he leaves naked covered in blood. Ah. And what he does in there is... Do not go in there. Woo! Sorry. What he does is so disgusting, it's undescribable. Ah.

So that's kind of like, it's almost like a big lead-up to like, this kind of weird punchline in the way. Yeah. And it ends with the judge. Well, I won't say exactly, but like, the judge is just naked,

dancing around the place. Mm-hmm. Just having a great time. Sounds cool. The end. I've heard people have described it as an unfilmable book that would be impossible to adapt.

Would you agree with that sentiment? I, because I heard that. before I read it. Because I've heard about Blood Meridian for ages every now and again is like, you know,

it's funny, they always have like someone's like attached to it and it's never someone you're like, oh good, like oh good, James Franco's going to direct it.

Yeah. Oh great, yeah. Danny McBride is the judge. They kind of did that this is the end with Chey and Tatum, you know? Yeah, basically, yeah.

True, actually. I think Danny McBride could be a good judge holding. Actually, you know what? Taking it back, actually he would, yeah. Who else would be a good

judge holding? Well, you need, to be honest, They'd probably want to get, like, a fat, a fat walk-walkine or something, like, or, yeah, because he's fat and albino. Christian Bale, maybe. I think Christian Bail said he's done with the, I think he's got, oh, you probably can't do it anymore. I think he got, what do you call, like, diabetes or Alzheimer's or AIDS or whatever it is, yeah, so he can't really get a fat anymore. They confirmed heat, by the way.

They confirmed it? Like, it's in, like, it's happening. Okay. Although I'm a little bit Well, I want to get your take on this So it's going to be 170 million budget Okay Pretty big, okay?

Sure. I think it's an Amazon co-production. It's going to be Al Pacino, Vincentana. Yeah. Which I'm like, okay, I can see that 100%. It's going to be DiCaprio as Chris. That's the Val Kilmer Roe. Yeah.

Okay. Now, apparently what was going on with that is DeCaprio, was trying to figure out his schedule. Okay. Because he wants to work with Marty as much as possible before he dies. Wait. Oh, sorry.

Right. Yeah. So basically there's two options. He could play the Nero part, McCauley, which is a very small part in the film. Okay. Because obviously, you know, he's dead.

Yeah. So he can't be in the sequel, right? Yeah, yeah. So he was picking. So either he picked the Nero role and did a small part and then, maybe fill something with Marty. or he picked a Chris role because Chris is very much

the central character because all about Chris in like Asia Right, after the... Yeah, yeah, and then coming back So the age thing doesn't really matter because it's Chris years later. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, so he picked, he's picking the big role there essentially, yeah. Well, that's good. DiCaprio, I mean, you can't go wrong. He's a damn fine actor. And they're thinking Stephen Graham for McCauley for flashbacks,

which I know. Stephen Graham is a great actor, not good with the accents though I know it would feel a little bit like can we have McCauley but he's from England wouldn't that be good you know alright lad fucking

you can't fucking have now that you're not willing to fucking leg it and fucking if he's fucking the old bill around the corner you have to fucking leg it down apples and pears eh and there's the villain in it who's like a real fucked up villain

he loves killing families and that I forget his name now but it's Adam Driver Oh yeah, that's good And I know for a while There's a female character in it Who Is kind of like the Love Interest

Because the thing is You know what's Val Kilmer's Misses in the first film Yeah So she's still around okay Right So but there's also another girl He falls in love with Asia

In Asia okay And they're thinking of a They were thinking of Anne de Armas But now it's looking more like The girl from Obsession She's a new big thing I still haven't seen Obsession I don't know

But apparently she's like the big, you know, she's a big thing. So studios want her. Okay. Literally, she's batting them off. She's beating them off. Ooh. Wouldn't mind. Low blow.

I haven't even see. I don't even know what she looks like, right? Neither do I. But I already am in love with her. But apparently Kevin Feaggs, like, please be in our Marvel films. And like, uh, wow. You know, they're like, please be in heat too. She's like the hot new.

Exactly. Hot ticket. As soon as she turns 22. she's no bad. All used up. Just another jizz rag to throw on the pile. Is that right, Brian? Is that what you think about women?

You're a disgrace. Yeah. Disagreying, yeah. But that's heat too. Okay, well, I'm looking forward to that. Look, I'm just, you know what? Even if it's a big fucking, it's not good, they can't take away heat.

No. All right? And it's like, the book's already out. So it's like, I've already read it, so I already know what's going to happen. So I'm not going to be hopefully you can't fuck up too much, you know. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. And it'd be a kind of novelty. And it's kind of fun for someone like Michael Mann to get $170 million to make a film at his age. Yeah. Now, when's the Cliff Booth movie coming out? I believe. I feel like we haven't heard about that in a while. I think, well, the thing is it's Netflix.

So they don't really need to market the same way. True. They tend to like do your trailers pretty soon to, uh, close to the release date. Yeah, like maybe like a month before. Yeah, yeah. I, um, I think it's coming out the end of this year. Okay. Uh, I think they wanted to be around the Oscar time. Right, right. Uh, well, lots of good stuff coming. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. I still, I need to see obsession and backgrounds. What, what brought me into? We were talking about Blood Meridian, Judge Holden. Oh, yeah. So, um, Michael Shannon might be a good Holden. Yeah, something like that. Well, look,

the thing is, okay, I was reading this, like, is this? Like, is this? unfilmable? I don't think it's unfilmable. It would just be, like, the Coen brothers do an excellent job. Oh yeah. Yeah, because that's what we need to do. Like, no country for old Ben. You just like, just make it, adapt it. Don't, it's not going to be mainstream, okay?

It's a bit weird. It's unsatisfying, by the good way, all right? And, you know, no music or anything. I think that's how you do it. The Coen's probably my number one choice. Okay. But the few people who have been attached to people who are like, who the fuck is that, I'm like, who, who did?

And I'm looking up his filmography. I'm like, what the second-use director, Lilo and Stitch? What the? That's anime. It doesn't make so sense.

Like, for some reason, I haven't really got like a big name. Okay. Yeah. I'd look up who's being attached, but, uh...

It's fine. You, come on, do it in your own time, listeners. Yeah, exactly. You do it yourself. Yeah. Take the finger out.

But anyway. So, But I did like it, but I didn't understand it. Okay. Right. Like sex with a woman. I liked it, but I have no idea what was going on. And it's unfilmable.

Because of those revenge porn laws. Yeah, yeah. Rain on our parade. Okay. What else I listen to it? I feel like I listen to something else there. Well, I didn't listen to this, but I've been reading the country girls trilogy. Okay.

Have you ever heard of Edna O'Brien? No. She was a 60s writer in Ireland. And again, it's kind of funny, because I've heard, like Blood Meridian, I've heard so much about this before I read it. I've never heard of it at all. It was a big controversy back in day. So these three books about these two women over the years. So it starts off them little girls.

They go to the, I know, the top by nuns, like dairy girls. Like a convent or whatever it is, okay? And then they go to the big city, you know, they're getting jobs, find husbands. That's from out of the moment. I think later on they get married and all and they're sad or some shit. shit, okay. But the first one came on the 60s and it was this big like controversy and like those priests not low and burning

the book and all that. Why? Well, that's the thing reading it. I'm like because I'm, I thought like, oh, it's probably going to be fisting and tree suns and spit roasts and like it. And someone does a, like you know, someone gets a Brazilian butt lift and it gets shot off with a bullet

made a jizz. Nice. The jizz bullet. And then they smoke a Bible. That's what I call a cum shot. from the grassy knoll So I'm reading it I'm like this is so tame It's basically

It's this little girl And she grows up on a farm with da And ma And you know it's like You know they've got a chicken And a donkey And a handyman Who's like

Oh yeah And that's so handy Me like chicken Stay out of that chicken He doesn't like it when you do that Chicken is my wife And then like Ma dies in a

boating accident or something. She dies in a river. I think she's actually know she's with someone else in a boat and they drowned and don't really go into it because it's from the girls point of view. All right, right, yeah. And then Dad is an alcoholic, you know. Dad's drinking all the time. That's meant to be bad. And basically they, he's so drunk

to send her off to the convent, okay? And it's not too critical religion or anything really. It's just like the nuns are a bit silly. Really? Like literally, it's harsher Derry girls than this, right? And then she leaves and the only kind of bit

I was like, oh, maybe they don't like this, is she's with a fella and they're seeing each other and they're like, we won't make love yet because we're not married. But we should get naked now, so we won't be embarrassed when we do get married. But it's not like she took

out her big tits and they were bouncing a lot of her thing. Yeah. Her big ariolias who were being nice, hard, hairy aerolos. Yeah. And a bird came flying by and shattered her tits and then the fella being a gentleman licked it off.

No, it's just like she took off her clothes, he took off his clothes, she giggled he had a big old Mickey. It reminded me the donkey. But that's it. They put on her clothes then. There's no pre-marital sex or anything.

Oh, wow. And the first book ends with basically they arranged to meet at a train station to go off somewhere, but then he leaves a note being like, oh, I can't do this. I got a wife. You had wonky tits. I'm out.

Shave your buff and we'll talk. I've also got a wife, but it's your fault. I said buff. I got bush and muff mixed up and it came out as shave your buff. So I apologize. I picked that up and you see I didn't correct you. Did you pick it up though? No.

Why thought it was called a buff? Oh, hello, love. I like you. A buff. So when all the guys called me a buffdy, that doesn't mean I'm a fanny magnet? What? so it ends there with like this heartbreak all right it's good book but wouldn't burn it

uh or anything but like she was getting death threats and stuff edna o'brien second book's pretty funny actually because it's her she's seen a fella who is divorced so that'll be controversial yeah yeah exactly but they treat in the book like that where the people back in the town

okay let's say you're dating divorced fella alright oh the people back in Monhen don't like it because he's divorced that's it not about the gay park Okay. And, you know, the dad's like, you can't do this, you're ruining your life. And there's a guy in the village called the ferret.

He's got a metal hand, all right? Oh. And he's a real like, I tell you now, you need, don't be with him. You need to be with a fellow who treat you well, yeah. Get in my car, yeah. Right. You want to touch me metal hand, yeah.

And he's got a freak sibling who's like half man, half woman. Whoa, okay. Yeah. Wow. And they all throw stones at it. Oh And then Yeah

Yeah, that's That's bad Yeah Yeah Well look It's different time You know It's the village

All right It's the village Baby And basically Because of that The dad And the ferret Come along with guns

To the house The treet The divorce fella Okay And they beat him up And all that And I thought that was pretty funny

Yeah I don't think It was meant to be funny I was having a laugh a minute. Sick, twisted mind. Just cackles away. Yeah, I'm an edge lord, yeah. You're kind of like the Judge Holden of Dublin, aren't you?

Naked dancing. You've just got me on a leash. Not again. They fall on the call the idiot, it in the book. Yeah, because he's not a real human, you know? Okay. That's what I'm not saying, Corn McCarty said that, you know? Didn't he get, did something come around?

He had his own version of the idiot in a way, except she was six. year old girl. Yeah, he brought her across state lines. But I think, like, she was 16, he was, like, it wasn't that big an age difference. I think he was, like, 46 or something. Oh, well, I mean.

Love is a strange beast. Yeah, you know, when twin flames, when two souls are meant to be, you know? Oh, speaking of love, actually, this is pretty suspicious. You know, Mitch McConnell?

Yeah. He's that old goober, all right? Yeah. And he's so old, like Joe Biden is like, Jesus, fuck he is. He ateing bullocks. This guy's an old

he's an old geyser, man. He doesn't know. I couldn't chew bubble gum and tass shoes to save his life. Man, he's got to put him out to pasture, you know? So he's like a few times he's like, you know, they're asking questions.

He's like, he just freezes up. Like he's fucking one of the toys a toy story. And Andy just walked into the room. He's just like, oh, just frozen in place. You got a friend in me. But he is a,

a working politician, okay? He kind of has to come into the office, right? So he's been gone for a month, and the story that they're telling us is that he had, I think, like, he fell down and he had no oxygen coming to his brain for, like, you know, a few minutes. Okay. But he's

in hospital now, he's at home now, all right, and he's never been better. Really? He's doing push-ups and stuff. No one can see this, okay, but he's like, you know, he's like Sharp's attack. He's like, Bamargeri, he's doing skateboard tricks, like, he's getting back to his old self. That's the old Mitch McConnell I remember.

So he's healthy, but he's been gone for a month and no one's allowed talk to him. Or see him. Or anything, right? Or smell him. Because he's so healthy. Right. And people are like, you know, he's supposed to be coming in to the office and doing, you know, voting on shit. Where is he?

And they're like, it's a private matter. You shouldn't be asking about people's medical, you know, such and such. Now, he's got an Asian wife, Mitch McConnell. Okay. And she is not in the country. Right. She is off in China. at the moment.

She's been gone for the whole month. Oh, that's pretty suspicious. And she is the daughter of a Chinese multi-millionaire who is very high up with the Chinese Communist Party. So it's a honeypot situation then. Fucking cynical cundera. I just don't believe in love. You don't like Corn McCartney dating a 16 year old

and you don't like Mitchie Connell finding a beautiful Asian goddess. Yeah. Okay. Well, who loves him so much, he's left the country. As he withers and dies on the vine.

Yeah, so it's interesting what happens now. There's a few of these cunts that are just so old. Yeah. And they just, they don't die.

That's the thing. If just died, that'd be it, you know, but just hang around. They look like a skeletor near the end. What's this thing with Anne Whittickham?

The cops are saying they're opening a murder investigation. Do you honestly? I didn't even hear she died. She died. like, what dates today? She died on the 9th of July

so when, like today is so yesterday, she died yesterday. I think he's the parents. Oh, okay. John Donne Ramsey? The mother did it. Oh yes. I should have known.

Jealous of the beauty and youth that Anne Whitacom had. Oh shit, we're nearly an hour. Yeah. There's so much stuff we didn't talk about. Really? Yeah. Because there was a lot of you going,

uh, and not saying anything. I don't remember that, you know. Like, we didn't talk about Dark Shadows or General Hospital. I'm re-watching Dark Shadows. You ever watch that? Nah. Dark Shadows, it's a soap opera from the 60s.

About vampires? Exactly, yeah, yeah. And there's only, I think, 12,000 episodes. Okay, right. So I got, that'll keep me going for a weekend. It was a movie then with Johnny Depp. Yeah, Johnny Depp and Tim Burton bastardized it. don't like it because they turn into a comedy.

Okay. It's about Barnabas Collins, the vampire. Right. And he was kind of like the template for all this like Edward Cullen and all that, you know,

the sexy troubled vampire. Oh, okay. Yeah, he was, because American soap operas, I was telling you earlier, like, they don't have to have any kind of basis in reality.

So like in like general hospital and all my children, and all days of our lives and all that. Yeah, yeah. There's like vampires in it. There's aliens. They go back in time. and rescue fetuses and the soul goes into someone else.

Yes. It's a lot. And, wait, so fucking dark shadows. Oh, no, I'm thinking of what we do in the shadows. Sorry, that's a different thing entirely. How, and first you said buff. Is that what you said? That is what I said.

Shave your buff. Yeah, buff diver, all right? And then you messed up dark shadows with what we do in the shadows. Yeah. Completely different shows about vampires. They're both on funny shows about vampires that are only dipsheds like, so...

Wow. Yeah. Well, you're going after fucking Tiki Wataki. Oh, fuck that call. He hasn't had much success recently. Good. Good. Yeah.

Oh, you win. Yeah, yeah. I might introduce him to Anne Whitakum, if you know what I mean. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, well, yeah, it'll be in the shadows, pal. Oh, I don't know. I'm sure he's fine.

I just don't like that show. The movie was funny, but I didn't, you know, the show was annoying. Sometimes people like something too much and I don't like it. Yeah. What was that show he did with pirates? Oh, yeah. I was forced to sit through two episodes of that, and I was literally, I felt like I was being railroaded by a grooming gang. You know what I mean?

Giving me the business. I didn't care for it, not one bit. Can I point out something? You might not like this. Oh, what have I done? There's a tack in your shoe. Is it really? Yeah.

So there is. Fuck it up. I was kind of afraid, so there's a thumb tacking James' shoe, and I was afraid to point down in case, like, it's a medical issue or something, or it's a style. I'm just not up with the kids, you know? Man, check out my feet. Yo, man, I'm rocking the tack on the kicks, bro.

You ain't tacking up, bro. My man, you ain't tacking? Mothogger, you, you dumb as, you dumb as hell. Stupid, bro. Because you got me, because, you know, we have such a good relationship. I was afraid if I pointed out you beat me to death. Yeah. This is a load bearing tack.

If I take it out, my clock falls off. So leave it. I have no idea where I haven't, where what I has been, where there were thumbtacks. Yeah. It's pretty embarrassing. I have no idea. Imagine you on the bus, you got your feet up and everyone's looking at us.

That's the tack boy. Wow. Wow. Yeah. I tell you, this is the most interesting thing that's happened to me in quite some time. A mystery. Hmm. Well.

Yeah. I'll do some investigations and we'll see. Right. Maybe Israel, it's a tracking chip. Maybe they're after me, you know? It's only a matter of time. Yeah. All right, look, that's the end, is it there?

Holy smokes, Batman. That's the end right there. Yeah. And we didn't do Batman Minna. Oh. I'll give you a hint for next week, okay? For Batman Minna. A new person who showed up at Wayne Manor,

a very sexy young girl. Verity Pennyworth Is that Albert's granddaughter? Albert What did I say? Alfred. Alfred. Uncle Albert.

Joy in the warm, wash the white. I think that pins got your head. Tacking your brain. Duh. Yeah, so... Alfred. Alfred's grandniece or something.

Or grandniece. Yeah, that's it. But I won't tell you anymore. Don't force out with me. well if you insist I'll take out this thumbtack and stick it in your eye so that's the end of the episode

guys not much as talk about I watch some like weird anime stuff about sexy girls but we'll talk about that next week I can't wait yeah exactly that's what we need in the show more hentai bye