Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 295 : Blackrooms

Episode Date: July 17, 2026

We lost a lot of real ones this week but thankfully Mitch is still alive.

We're going. It's happening. It's already started. Get fucking with it, pal. Get hit to the skip. Sit your little skinny ears down. Watch yourself get killed now. Sit your little six years down, boy. We're back, guys. It's a free one. Yeah. We have a lot talk with his episode. And James is feeling pretty good, I hope. Nope. Nope. I've never felt worse. Well, that's not true. Of course, I felt worse. But what are you looking for? My coffee. There it is there. You see this. The thing that shaped like a coffee cup? That should have been your first giveaway, pal.

I bought you some... I bought James some cans. They're bottles because they're cheaper. Yeah. Oh, cheap scale tool here. Yeah, grifting me out as usual. I mean, you're getting something. No, thank you.

This is how I feel like my Kirst Armour must feel. I gave you something, you know? And you're like, nah, give me more. Ungrateful cunts. It's only half the chemo. So, yeah. My baby's... don't the chemo if you please

they're ungrateful little swine really glass half full or baby half dead so we're back guys we're free one like I said James how's the bottle how's a Moretti? Nice man it's nice it's nice it's cold

bottle feels better a bottle does feel better I was thinking that I much prefer the bottle but the thing is the bottle normally you're guzzling your little cans Well, see, the cans, you get six cans, and they're the little bitch cans, but they're six of them for, like, a dinner. That's pretty good, like, and they're, like, fucking 4.8% those. You know your shit?

Well, of course, I'm an alcoholic. You know how many grams are a Moretti and all that? I wouldn't know any that shit. I'm very much not an alcoholic. Like, I've said before. I'm not an alcoholic, but I do play one on television. That's fun, yeah. Take my wife, please.

Say that at the AA meeting. Yeah, yeah. Let me tell you, I was out in the street. This cop comes over and says, Hey, fellas, break it up. I thought I was too fat guys fighting or something. Oh. I don't know.

Oh. I think that's an old danger field joke that I fucked up. I heard a joke, actually. Did you? Do you want me to do a joke? Go for it. Now, I might mess this up because I don't remember it, but I'll give you a old college try, okay?

So, there's a woman, no. There's a woman where in a... There's nothing funny about that. I'll tell you that right now. right off the bottom. I'm not laughing. I'm angry. I'm angry. No, I tell a lie, okay? There was a bra, a talking bra. And it walked into a bar and said, it can have a drink. And the barman said, no, you're off your tits. That's, yeah, that is a joke. Yeah, it's definitely a joke. Now, can be honest, I didn't make up that joke. I didn't

think you did. Oh, I thought you did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought I fooled you. No, I heard on Pop Bitch. Pop bitch. Yeah, Pop bitch is a weekly newsletter, I get. Okay. For all the pop bitches out there, to get all the juicy gossip. Why is it called Pop bitch? It's just a fun name. Pop bitch.

What are you calling it? Pop bitch. Yeah. It's like telling you, don't come until I say. That's no one thinks that it does. And then when he wants you to come, it's like pop bitch. No one's thinking that at all. That's what everyone's thinking.

It's a silly little title. It's a silly little thing. You know, it's not all about sexual violence, all right? we're going to move away from that. I didn't say it was violent. What's violent about that? Just telling you when you can and can't. The way you're looking at me, you know?

Well, we're those little shorts, you know. I'm only going to think one thing, aren't I? Well, let's change the subject now. Let's talk with serious stuff, okay? First of all, we've lost a lot of good people in the last few weeks. Lindsay Graham died. Oh, yes. Republican senator.

That very straight man. who just never found time to get a wife and kids. It's hard out there, man. It is. It's how I feel, because I'm really looking for women. Oh, my Lord. I just can't seem to find the perfect woman. Oh, my Lord.

I just try and try, but just the right girl hasn't come along. It is difficult. I'd be in the gay sauna looking for Mrs. Wright. Perfect woman. Is she hiding under the water? Is she quefing? That's why all those bubbles are there. Is she hiding under that black cock?

Only one way to find out. Yo, this is another sexually confused man looking for a bitch. I'm gonna be real annoyed, Jack. Eddie Murphy. Oh, gays. I've been the gay son. What about doing here? Yo, I was just giving Brian O'Toole a lift hole.

I was giving him a ride home. I was being a good Samaritan. I was giving him a ride home. And now you're making these accusations on me. I don't believe it. It's not right. It's not right. How will this affect the donkey movie?

How will this affect Dr. Doolittle? Dr. Doolittle. I wish that motherfucker was Dr. Say little. He said too much, man. Sorry. That's fun, isn't it? It's not the best, Eddie, Murphy. What's in the ballpark?

What are you talking about? I thought it was Eddie. Oh, thank you. You could probably trick a lot of his kids. It could be a fun little scheme we hatch up. A lot of his kids don't even know where he looks like. That's true. Yeah, they all think he's a donkey.

What was talking about? Sorry. Oh, Lindsay Graham. Have you heard about Lady Bugs? Lady Bugs? Yeah. No. That's what he called.

So the rumor is that he hired lots of a man from my own heart. He'd hire lots of rent boys and trans prostitutes and stuff like that to fuck him up the arse. All right. Okay. And they'd be like, a lot of black spots around your anus. And he's like, those are my little ladybugs. Oh. Little ladybugs chattering and shit.

They're getting excited. I didn't know you could get black spots on your anus. What does that mean? Probably fine. Just well-worn, I imagine. Well, no, people like you are always insinuating stuff about him, you know, that he was gay, just because everyone said he was gay. And he had red boys. Yeah.

Oh, no, you can hang out rent boys. It doesn't make you gay. It's like watching gay porn. I think when you get the, when you pay the money to fuck you in the ass, though, that's a little suss, bro. Yeah, but you give money a trooper. He's D.L. Did I give money to trooper? Yeah, exactly.

Caught you. First of all, I don't. For me. moral reasons. In your, in your scenario, why would that, my ladybugs.

My little ladybugs. Oh, my little ladybugs. I never heard that in our ladybugs. Yeah, yeah. So he was known for, man, it's a different era that like, I don't understand

how you can be such a prominent politician in America. Like, again, Ireland, you know, no one gives the fuck, but in America you're so prominent and important.

And everyone knows you're gay, but everyone just agrees not to publish it in this day and age. Yeah. You're not a bit mad. I mean, like certain celebrities, you know,

Tom Cruise and myself. I guess, men of equal importance. You jump out of a plan, though, you don't have a parachute. You're like, goodbye,

cruel world. It'll either be cool or this will convert me. I think he just had a lot of money and it's like, if you say I'm gay, I'll sue you for a libel. To be like a prominent bachelor,

at least get like a fake, you know, beard wife. Yeah, that's true. That's why all the cool guys. He just couldn't even stand the idea of pretending to be in a real relationship

This will trick you though He said in Zol biography That actually there was a woman that he liked Okay Yeah Phil Oh he was the most beautiful woman I ever seen

Big broad shoulders Yeah so I love Transgender and transyuancy Prostutes come out Now and they're like Yeah he used to pay me on the regular A few transminians

Devils. Oh, it's spinning around the place. When they're gagging on your cock. Transent has me in a yeah. Yeah, so he was like old and the thing is, people are saying

it's a good way, I think it's even worse. He made barely any money off his adventures and his schemes. So a lot of people they like use political power to get lots of money of say, sure. only had like a, now this obviously it's a lot, but for his world, he only had like

a million something in the bank. Well. He's basically on the streets. Right, okay. Yeah. Or sucking off cock, just for money, he didn't enjoy it. No. Whereas like, you know, he was just doing it for love of the game, like all the wars and stuff. So, like, he was big into, like, the Iraq war and he said he wanted to wipe out all the

Palestinians and all that, you know? He just, he just did it because he loved it. Right. Just this trill of it. Oh, good for him. And apparently he was a very likable guy. I would imagine so. Sounds like he's a good time Fun, imagine going to a party with him You know

So he's dead now He is, yeah He's dead for sure Mitch McConnell People thought he was dead And much like Jesus You know you With the cock crowed

The Rent-by cock crowed Tread Threatville Good Nailed it, brother Well done It's a hard word to say

Isn't it though What is? Crow The cock crowed three times. You got lucky there, yeah. What point were you making? Um,

I think it's pretty obvious. I think it really fell apart there, you know, like a wet paper bag in the rain. Um, no, no, fuck, no. I bought you cans, all right? You're supposed to be telling me I'm great. Bottles, but okay. Oh!

Fucking retard. Kill myself. Well, yeah, so Lindsay Graham's dead. Mitch McConnell is possibly dead. But he released a photo with his Asian wife. Who Mitch McConnell? Yeah, people say it's fake, though. Okay.

She's like a high up of the Communist Party in China, you were saying? That's what they say. Okay. All this, I don't want to get sued by anyone. Because, you know, they'll take away your bottles. That'd be just your luck to get sued by a dead man, you know? Well, the estate could still sue me. Brenda Fricker's dead?

Who else died? She had ladybugs as well. Yeah. And she used to We know a lad He used to park In her spa And she has to leave notes

That's probably People killed her Yeah Maybe Maybe Yeah Start the investigation there And

And And Whittonim died Murdered Murdered Murdered Yes And now Not to make this

The whole thing All right But she did appear In Doctor Who If you were wondering All right She appeared In Doctor Who

In season three She teamed up With the master John Sims Okay So there you go Guys And she's also

dead or something Do you give her Yeah, she got murdered. Yeah. But we still don't really know the specifics. I think it was a sex crime. Okay. You know the way that rough sex that goes wrong?

Yes. I think it was that. Yeah. You know when you have rough sex that it goes wrong like she orgasms, that's when you know what's went wrong completely. This is not what I want it. Who would bother killing her, though? I don't know.

Who would get up in the morning to kill her? Like, she's already pretty old. Probably some lazy guy who's like, oh, I just want to kill someone who's nearly dead anyway. Yeah, what's going to do, run away? I don't want to make ill of it dead Because some of you have got in trouble Kind of like Charlie Kirk

Remember that? Okay There's some woman in like Scotland Was like I'm fucking glad She's dead Foking I hope she got What was her exact words now Something a little bit graphic now

Because she's like a teacher or something She's like yeah I hope she got tied up and rammed up the arse Or something pretty graphic You know And then people have said Yeah that's poor taste Yeah

Yeah You're not a podcast host You can't say those things With impunity You're not drinking bottles of Moretti Fingless feels good uh yes

anything else about anne whittickham before we talk about some real shit i really don't know anything because they haven't really released in any of the details you can still speculate okay i think she was killed what race

tell us now what race yeah i think jordan peterson killed her because he was just so overcome with lust and he's like against gooning but he couldn't help but look at her and they i just have to i gotta jerk my picker when i

here buddy oh oh yeah buddy you're gonna have a great time checking off Dan Whitakum what the fuck am I talking are you it's the Maretti's man the power of Maretti are you watching the reaction to her debt no people are going very crazy and you see is I'm fairly out of loop with all right-wing stuff having me going to my BMP meetings recently so I don't really follow there aren't any BMP meetings I think you mean BNP meetings but uh what's it called British national National Party. Yes.

And what's I say? You said BMP. Oh. What's the BLT? Bacon, lettuce, tomato. It's a sandwich. I'd be going to the BLT meetings. There's too many of them.

Get them out. Yeah. Anyway, we're getting ridiculous here. No, we're no. So my point is, I'm not really in the loop with all this right wing shay. So I don't know what they're angry about

a lot of times. Okay. And they speak in, It's like, you know he talks to him who's like heavily autistic and he's talking about like Doctor Who and stuff? Sure. And you have no idea what he's talking about. It's kind of like that with this.

So like people like, so Andrew Lawrence is one. What's named the other one? He's like a right wing comedian. Leo Curse. Leo Curse as well, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't understand why they're so angry because they arrested a white man at first.

Oh, right. And they're saying like, that's actually fake. They arrested the first white guy they can see. Like a red herring? A white hair. Herring, yeah. A white herring. Yeah, they arrested the first white guy you can see.

Meanwhile, there was a bunch of Muslim guys in a van, you know, covered in blood. You know what the police are like. Oh, yeah. They gave him a bunch of money and let him go on. You gave them free houses and maps to children's homes and sent them on their way. It's like a treasure hunt. Yeah. And Viagra.

Yeah. And they just arrested the first white guy. And then they released the white guy. And Andrew Lawrence is like, yeah, see, you can't trust the police. They're fucking, yeah. But then they re-arrested him. Now Andrew Lawrence is like, I still don't trust the police I was being bummed up the arse, I wouldn't call the police

I'd rather, what you say, no, something funny, I'd rather get fingered by Freddy Kruger. Ah, yes, because that would be uncomfortable because of the rays or fingers. I never said, Freddie Mercury, I was like, oh. I mean, you can't catch AIDS or fingering. You would hope not, but, you know, who knows, who knows.

Anyway, what are we talking? about in this episode. This doesn't feel like a free one, does it? You got to rain it in here now. You're right, okay. Let's just stop having fun completely. Let's talk about the bread winner. Okay.

Is the new film by Nate Bergatsy. It is out, actually, but it didn't really set the box off as fire. It's not obsession or black rooms. I never heard of black rooms. In my head, I auto-corrected the black rooms, all right? That's the real horror story. I don't feel safe here. So it didn't like the world on fire.

It is a very G-rated film. It's like family-friendly kind of. Exactly, yeah. Because he's like a clean Christian comic. That's this old thing. None of the stuff you love, you know, your fist and your beast yelty and all that. Sure, yeah. Mr. Hans and all that, okay?

This is just a clean, fun film and not much else to it. And it lacks that kick. Okay. It's like a premise, but no. or judice of qua to it, all right? So I'll tell you what it's about. So the breadwinner,

I'll just say Nate Bergatsi, I don't remember his name. Yeah. So Nate Bergatsi has the perfect life. He's got three little daughters and a wife, and he's a car salesman. Okay.

And he works with Zach Cherry. Great. Brilliant, okay? And Nongiani. Camille Nangiani? Camille Nangiani. Is he still shredded? Still, yeah, but he doesn't take a shirt off, thank God.

Because if he did that, I wouldn't like it. Yeah. I'd call the police. It'd be an R-rated movie straight away. I just called the guards. Like, he took his shirt off again. He's like, it's about Camille Nangiani again. Please call the Camille Nangiani hotline.

Now we have a separate line set up for this. Why can he look like, Stilicon Valley Season 1 when he was likable? So he has the perfect life, like I said. And in this movie, I don't know if this is true or not, this is, I don't know. You tell me it sounds silly or not. So he's like number one Toyota salesman in his state. And every month, the number one Toyota salesman gets to appear on the Titans, Tennessee Titans Jumbotron.

Okay. So they're like a football team? Yeah, yeah. So during like the half time, you're like, we want to say proud congratulations to number one Toyota salesman, Nate Bergatsi. And he's there waving, like he's like Princess Diana, you know. Right. And, uh, you think that's a bit, you know, would Titans give a fuck? Maybe they do that, I don't know, do they?

I don't know. Well, that's good incentive, though. Are Toyota, like, a sponsor of the team or something? In this world, let's say yes, okay? But that's it. He doesn't get, like, a raise or anything. But who needs a raise? You're a fucking celebrity, you know?

The Tennessee Titan, all the cheerier is probably want to fuck him. Probably. Suck and fuck him, yeah. Oh, wow. Well, Zach Cherry watches. Yeah, yeah. And Nongiani isn't allowed in. No, they wouldn't want him.

What with his big arms And this six-pack Women actually don't like muscles I would hope not I would hope not That's probably why they're all too intimidated To talk to me You know

They see me Peak physical form Shredded Yeah shredded crispy chicken That's what they call me Mean-spirited women Uh Anyway sorry

Uh Go on Okay right yeah So he has the perfect life all right, like us. The perfect life. And the problem is, for years they've had a well-defined

well-segregated life. I do the work, you stay at home when the kids. All the problems that the daughters, you know, periods and teeth falling out and their boyfriends and school shootings. That's all women's work. Fentanyl and tampons and

fentanyl lace tampons, you know? Oh, right. Right. Right. cool. You worry about that. I don't wash her little panties or anything. I sell Toyotas. That's what I do.

That's it. Okay. You stop her daughters from getting raped or whatever, okay? I sell cars. The end. But the mother,

Mandy Moore, all right? She has this little star system to help her in mind remember what's going on. And then she creates a little thing and some fucking doohickey bullshit thing.

It's like a star, like a polkaex almost. Okay. It's like a little mini choice. four wheel, imagine that. Right. And she goes on Shark Tank. And Shark Tank is a big part of the show.

Okay. And they really focus on how cool Shark Tank is and how great it is. Now, Kevin O'Leary, you know, the Baldi from Marty Supreme. Yes. He changes lives. Okay. And he's great. Right.

Yeah. So this sounds like a very natural and organic part of the story. Exactly. Yeah. Not in any way contrived. No, no, no. No. Exactly. The same way they keep saying how Toyota is the best car in the world.

Right. Yeah. It's just fucking cool. all right. No one's ever died in a Toyota. Don't look that up, but I promise it's true. So she goes on Shark Tank and gets this money start her own company. And now she's got our own company. Now she's got a job.

Okay. And she needs to take like a month or two to really get started. And then when she's settled, only takes a month to start a company. And then when she settled, then she can like just, you know, let her subordinates run the whole thing. Right, right. And then you can do a better job. but basically Nate's got to take a month or two off, work, and mind the kids. So imagine a dad minding his children.

Huh. And that's it. Wow. So you can imagine the shenanigans gets on, you know? Sounds like a David Lynch film. Weird. Just is horrifying. Mental.

So he's got to do the laundry. What? Yeah. And he cleans all the towels. Okay. But he doesn't, like, so he doesn't have, the daughter's little panties and others. It's the second time you've said that. Is that a big part of the film or is that just something you were focusing on?

But what about their little panties? The daughter's clothes. He doesn't wash the daughter's clothes in time, so they have to go to school and smelly clothes. Ah. Yeah. So that's mad, isn't it? Oh, yeah? Yeah.

And, um... It's like your life is. And also, there's no food in the house. Right. So they have to go buy food. Just eat these Toyota tires. Eat these little panties. Ha, ha, ha.

Um, so yeah, that's really it. And like, um, they hire a guy do some work on the house, you know, but he like falls off a roof or something. Okay. And, um, oh, he has to go to a recital or some spelling bee or some shit. Okay. But he's almost late. Right. And, um, he's almost late, but he's not late.

No, no. Oh, okay. And, um, he crashes the car into a bin. Okay. it's mental isn't it right it's like stepbrothers and see that's the problem

it's just like I don't really buy like surely minding three daughters wouldn't be that big a deal like for a month you know I don't get to it should have something like the daughter

becomes a vampire or the neighbor moves in next door and he's a serial killer okay like the burbs you need like an extra thing right right

an extra level or or he's a spy Who? Someone. Okay. Yeah. Oh, no. They're both hit men, but they don't realize they're both hit men. Ah, okay.

Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Mr. and Mrs. Burgatti. Yeah, exactly. That could be funny. At least I'm trying here. Well, yeah, look. At least I watched the film. I told you to watch it and you laughed on my face. Pissed on me.

Bit of an overreaction. Burgatsy's problematic. I won't have it. He took a picture with Donald Trump. so he probably doesn't even believe the whole cost happened. Let's be honest, okay, Napragatsi, I think he's funny, but he definitely believes some weird shit. Okay. Well, like what?

Oh, well, you know the whole thing? He doesn't believe in dinosaurs. What? That's what Patrice says. Patrice O'Neill, who's been dead for 15 years, told you. I had a Ouija board. Right.

I have a Ouija board. It's like, women age like milk. Pussy age like bread. Okay, interesting. No, Nate's been around for a long time Right, yeah So apparently they're a Barbecue or something

He was talking about And like, you know the way He's Christian He doesn't think dinosaurs existed He doesn't believe in like evolution or anything that stuff You know God put us here at the end

Yeah And I say it's working for Nate Yeah Look at you, you're all believing I believe in the science Ooh And look at you all right Nate Burgats

He believes in wizards and shit And he's like buying his own team park Wow That's what he's plan to do Nateland Well good I can't wait to go I love to have Brine Land

Yeah, what would happen in Brian land? I'd be like International Wars In Brian land None of the women's toilets Have locks on the doors Yeah

It'll be your own haunted house What I? Who just jump out and scare them What? But yeah I'll be honest with you I'm not going to say about The Breadwinner

Like it's just very standard If it came out in like the 80s like a Mr. Mom type thing I could just get it you know but again it needs that extra kick. It's quite a dated premise for like 2026 like the dad has to mind his kids. Now I tell you what actually

all joked inside if the plot was Camel Nongiani wants to fuck this up to make Nate look bad so you can bang Nate's wife and take over the family right and it's a metaphor for immigration then or something I don't know or or they stage

capitalism or something okay Then there'll be more stakes with it. There's no stakes, really. Okay. The stakes are, his wife will come home and be like, oh, night. Oh, you wash the whites with the colors. Ugh. You silly billy.

Yeah. Where it's me. That's really it. Right. And at the end, he goes back to being a salesman, but Camel Nungiani wins for that month. Okay. But then they go to the Titans game. and they have

hey our number one Toyota salesman and his Camille being like hey and also a new entrepreneur Mandy Moore

and she waves as well so it's like hey my wife's successful so he's getting cooked on the Megatron basically and he shoots up the whole stadium

really like nothing going on it's a bit of a horse they buy a horse it runs around the place why would you buy a horse that's just asking for trouble he's a silly guy.

You can't be like, you know, it would be like, oh, why are they trying to move that piano just Lauren Hardy?

You should use a series of strings and pulleys. That's not, you know, you ruin the comedy of doing that, you know. Okay, sorry,

you're right. Yeah. I'm trying to be too logical about the whole thing. Exactly. And you're kind of, yeah, I'm going to tell Nate. Do,

please. On your Ouija board. Nate's not dead, yeah? Not yet, but don't worry. Plans are in motion. And then I'll be the new daddy.

Yeah. Call them up. Are those girls Actresses are your real daughters. And you bang Mandy Moore. I think Nate Bergatsi, he's like a proper, like, married his childhood sweetheart when he was like 15. Okay.

And then like he just like doesn't drink anymore. He used to be a big drinker apparently. Oh really? Yeah, until like 2018. Oh. Which is funny being like a clean cut comic, you know, talking about like, you know, just like, hey, being a dad's kind of crazy.

And afterwards he's like drinking and smacking up prostitutes and stuff. Right. Okay. I don't think he was doing that now. Well, did he say the clean, guys are always the darkest. I mean, Cosby was a clean guy and, you know,

a bit of a rap scalian from what I hear. I heard a lot of interest things about Cosby. Did you? Like, did you know that he won a load of Emmys? Okay. And no one mentions that anymore. Oh, right. The Emmy won for I Spy. No one mentioned...

Nobody talks about ghost dad anymore. Well, I tell you, I watched Breadwinner and I was like, okay, I need to go completely different now. So I watched two more films. Right. This is all last night. All last night? You're watching

these movies? Yeah, exactly. And I'll be honest with you. A lot of times, I don't really pay attention to him that much. I fall asleep a lot. Sure. Or I kind of mess it. So, like, I don't bother find the best quality version. So I watched a film called Young Washington,

but I just watched it with the Asian dub. Oh, okay. So George Washington was Oh, he's not Washington on. Yeah. Yeah, I'll tell you, you decide here, choose your own adventure. Young Washington or backrooms? Let's go Washington and then backrooms, you know? Let's go chronological.

A wise choice, okay? So Young Washington is a new picture by Angel Studios. That's like that Christian studio. Let me tell you, I'm so used to watching really shitty films, like, you know, fate films, like God is not. dead where you're like this isn't a real film it's like less than lifetime movie yeah yeah angel studios

what they're doing I don't know how okay but they've gone from like sound of freedom which was like not very good oh because it kind of spoiled the fun of you and your online friends you know and to the picnic that's all they are ruining

the crack for the boys okay interesting that's what you said no I mean my point is okay wasn't very good. It was kind of a shitty film that they're really pushing, you know? The whole thing was like, buy your friend a ticket. The past spread the message.

I don't have a friend. Well, fuck it. Just buy five tickets yourself. Yeah. But I can't afford it. Take out a loan. Buy tickets. Then kill yourself.

Okay? It's simple. Yeah. Well, if I kill myself first. Um, but this one, young Washington, it's a real movie. Like, it's not bad. Okay. It looks good.

There's acting in it. And there's actors. Okay. You got big names in here. Tommy Lee Jones. Kelsey Grammer. Gandhi. Ben Kingsley as well.

Right. You got, you know, the big name stars, you know, the new young rising stars in Hollywood, Kelsey Grammer. Like guys who just can't get cast

in real movies anymore. Well, this is a real name. Because those are three very talented actors. And they do a great job in this. And the most perplexing thing. is Andy Circus. Okay.

Andy Circus in this doing a great, you know, obviously he's like, you know, having fun with it, you know, he plays like the English general.

He's like, ah, yes, yes, yes. Ah, you Americans will never have your own country. Ha, ha, ha. I'd like to see you try.

And Andy Circus is interesting because I was like, why is he in this? I looked him up. So he made an animal farm movie. Oh. That was really shit. Okay.

You've seen trailers for a... Is that the animated one? Yeah, but it's set Rogan. Oh, right. Yeah, I saw the trailer. Dude, I'm a pig or whatever. And people hate it. It said it was like, completely ruining the point of the film.

Okay. Because in that, you know, the way Animal Farm is something, some bullshit about like, you know, the rich being bad or some fucking, nonsense, fucking propaganda. Shite, okay. Whereas this is all about partying and having fun. Okay. I think the animals find a guitar and start a band. Right. And they have to go win battle the bands.

Did you watch School of Rock And think it was Animal Farm Look, the size of a pig Hello, this is Ned Sneebly So it was really bad But Angel Studios bought it and released it Okay And now

Just go off topic now completely Andy Circus, he's at this very moment directing the Lord of Rings film Whoa, really? Yeah, and he says he's going to use lots of de-aging and AI Okay, good. A lot of people either dead or very old. Yeah.

Doesn't matter anymore. That's good. You know Gandalf? Yeah? They can make him a young black guy now. Nice. Sweet. So the Gandalf is going to be, uh, I show speed.

Oh yeah, he's doing backflips and shit. Like, for example, one, the cast original film, he's not coming back. The one from a history of violence, Vigo. Oh, yeah? Yeah. So they're just going to get someone else. you know, I think CGI's face onto it, you know. Just get a mop with tennis ball stuck to it.

And that's Vigo Morrison there. Perfect. Perfect. But anyway, back to Young Washington. Yeah. So it's a very basic film. You know the story. All right.

Everyone knows Young Washington. He's growing up. He's young. And he works with British Army. Okay. But he's dreams of doing something else. Right. And he's cool, by the way.

Now, I don't know how it's historically accurate this is, okay? But Young Washington, he hangs with brothers in this. Yeah, like just parties And he kind of goes Instead of hanging out with the Hoy to Ploy, you know, the rich people He hangs out with the brothers in the kitchen Right

You know, shoots, you know, plays craps with them He's at the cookout Exactly, yeah And they all like, man, we respect you Washington You should be like president of some shit Yeah, well you said it, you know My own slaves But the slaves are even like

Man, you're the best slave master we ever had That's right Yep And he meets Native Americans Native Americans are like Ooh great white man you will have you will be greatness someday

who will lead your people into battle there you have it folks Native Americans the Indian said it Yeah There you go So happy out

They're not just crying over litter all the time Sometimes it speaks sense So yeah He works at the British Army He's an underling You know Andy Circus is there They're fighting the French Ah

So it's all these battles And all the battles are actually like You know Some money winning to do it You know Okay More than six euro went into it

and they're fighting and all that and Kelsey Grammers there as well playing some you know general and you know yada yad yada

who cares the point is at the end he's proven his might as a soldier you know Andy Circus dies okay and he leads his own patrol

but he changes the uniform to red white and blue yeah and then he's like you know we're going to be the Virginian army you know and then of course

he's usually years later don't actually show him doing all the cool stuff that's for a sequel okay it's just him being like yeah maybe someday we'll have a lot of states perhaps a united states and the cam i watched when he said that people start clapping people are like oh what i know that place yeah that's where i live and uh you think it's over then okay but guess what kilsie gramer pops up. Kelsey's like, Hey, I'm Kelsey Grammer.

We've all had fun tonight watching this great movie. But we want to spread the message of Young Washington and the ideals that made this country so great. So our goal, folks, is you go to your friends and family and you buy them tickets. And we make Young Washington

the number one film in America on her 250th birthday. Okay. And of course you didn't do that. You watched a Chinese cam. version of it. The most American way possible. And of course

then backrooms came along and ruined it. Ah. Yeah. Backrooms is that's the real America. Okay. A drunk black man. What? I haven't seen backrooms so I don't know. Yeah, it's a Twitch Ledgerford. Oh shit, right. Yeah, he plays a drunk depressed guy. So here's the thing, okay.

He's a drunk guy. He's an alcoholic and he's got a bitch wife. So obviously, dump the wife and focus more on the alcohol. Of course. That's how you make your life better. That's how you win. The Tom Segura method. Dump the wife. She's got cancer. She'll be dead

soon. She's dead weight. Get some young pussy and you know. Yeah, a lot of women online don't like it when you dump your cancer wife. Apparently it's a big it's a red flag to a lot of the ladies out there. Yeah, it gives them the ick, you know. You can't do anything like.

If she's, you know, in the hospice and you're out getting jerked off by a, you know, you know, dollar dime store hooker or whatever, you know. It's very dehumanizing. Is it? No. Okay, good. Well, all right.

Anyway, look, so let's talk about back rooms, all right? All right. So, Tweedge of Fort. He's not doing well. He's got trouble at home and all that. And he has a furniture store. Okay. And, oh, by way, this is the 90s.

Right, okay. So he's got a furniture store. And he's like, how do I get people to come? in my furniture store. It's not doing well. He's also living in a store. Nice. Man, I'd love that. I mean, if you're... Living in a furniture store, drinking vodka on your own. Legend. Yeah. Definitely the best kind of store to live in because you've got so much variety of where you can pass out drunk. Oh, the other best place to be either a pussy store or like the donut shop. Well, the donut could be a pussy if you use your imagination. That's right. Yeah, yeah.

Well, these donuts are going to be cream filled by the time I'm done with them. Mommy, the donuts take funny. They taste like 2 inch and edge of fort. Shut up, but make you 12 years as late. So he,

like I said, not doing well, he decided his best thing to do is dress up like a pirate. So he films a commercial and it's like, Arr,

I'm a pirate so I is. And when I want comfortable beds, when I'm not, on my sea ship, I go to 2'1 edge of the fort's sofas. Ahr!

And it's, It's not a... Doesn't work? No, it doesn't know. So he starts drinking even more then. And he's, oh, he's going to therapy as well, which is the real problem. Whoa. I know.

It's a woman. In the 90s? I know, yeah. Jesus Christ. Back then, that was like, back then, wasn't that really like a death sentence? Oh, yeah. Like, people found out, it was like having AIDS. Correct.

It was like Philadelphia in a way. You get fired. So he's going to therapy and she's kind of like, maybe she should stop drinking all the time. He's like... I, I, I, well, I. Did my wife pay you say that? I want a second opinion, Doc. You fucking quack, head shrinker.

So he's in his place, okay? Oh, I didn't mention as well. There's people watching. Okay. It's a little bit like that Joss Whedon film that was a parody of horror film. Cabin in the woods. Cabin on the left, okay.

Woods. I knew. I knew I was referencing something else. Okay. I'm talking about a different film, actually. The last cabin on the left. of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. So they're all watching this.

Right. So, like, what's going on? It's like a man in the lab coat watching this, all right? Now, he's in his place, and he's just a wall, all right? And he leans against the wall, and it's like, he can pass through it. He's like, what the heck? So he goes through it, and there's a whole different world than there. And a series of, like, yellow kind of, kind of, like, you know, theressing kind of rooms, all right?

And this goes on forever. So when you're saying you can pass through the wall. I mean literally it's like It's a hologram or something No it's kind of like That's silly It's like platform nine intrigue wars Oh okay

Yeah All right So it's a magic wall Right Or is it Well I don't know I didn't see the film Well you should

Okay I will By way this film would be hard to describe Because it's And then some fucking weird shit happened And then something else happens Like woo Ooh eerie

Yeah Fucking mental So yeah He just goes in And it's really big And I don't want spoil too much or should I? I don't care.

Yeah. That's your answer to everything, you know? I don't give you this insulin show. I don't care. I don't get what fuck, bah. Who gives a fuck, you know? So I won't spoil everything, but basically he goes in there, he gets lost, well, not really lost,

he decides he prefers it in there. And the therapist then follows him afterwards and then more weird shit happens. Wait, the therapist follows him into the... Because he goes missing for like a month. Okay. And then she gets a cryptic call being like, hey, come to the furniture.

store. Right. And like a good therapist, she comes along and then she finds this weird shit as well. And the thing with backrooms is, there's no solid answers. Right. There's not like, oh, actually, it was a sinister plot. It's kind of like, like a Russians.

Open to interpretation then. Exactly. So you can make it anything you want, you know. So a lot of people say it's the endless backrooms represents scrolling, you know, or like the algorithm, the kind of eerieness to be separated from the real world and going into this false world where life is better yeah way better

and no one tells you to stop drinking or pay your alimony and you can just press the porn and watch it all the time yeah but the women actually love you yeah they're all in love with you yeah all the cam girls love you that's true yeah I know

and he does want money but that's not like if I didn't give money they'd probably still love me yeah I haven't tried it I haven't put my theory to the test but I'm almost certain they would so yeah he kind of gets lost in there. And the thing about

as well, I thought it was just going to be weird rooms, that's it. There's also someone or something in there as well. Okay. What is it? It won't tell you.

All right. Good. You have to watch. Good. Glad you decided to talk about this film that you can't really talk about too much. Well, I mean, I could tell you. Nah, I don't. You know what's a little bit like, you know that Jordan Peel film Us?

Yeah. It's a little bit like that. Where it seems to be it's a mirror of our world. Okay. And maybe there's mirrors. Maybe let's say if you went in there, James Caden, you might meet someone who looked a little bit like you. Freak!

Yeah. Jesus, get your life together, pal. You're a disgrace. Cyberbull yourself. Look at you. You make me sick. And everyone around you hate you. And they're all talk about you behind your back.

And you don't get booked for any of the clubs of the festivals. And it's because it's because of you. your own fault. You fucking cunt. Sounds like a horrible film, Brian. I don't want to watch this at all. Why did they put James Caden in the film? Bit of a bust man's holiday, if you ask me.

Well, it's not exactly that, but he does, let's say there might be an evil version of Twitchet Edge the Fort. It looks all freaky, leaky. Okay. I tell you, it looks good. For a young fella, I think he was like, what was he like, he was like 12 or something?

20 years old. I prefer 12. Oh, wow. Yeah, he was like real young. Now, the only problem is he says he wants to make loads of sequels. Okay. I don't know how long you keep this going

about revealing more the mystery. And it's perfect as it is because it's just weird enough. There's no answers at all. Right. The company's watching. But you don't find out what the company's up to. And you could, you know,

I'm sure online there's like people like, well, maybe the company open the portal to a different universe and the universe, you know. But they don't actually say it. Right. They could have done that. It would have been way shitter. Where it's like, you know,

kind of like, you know the movie, sinister where they kind of zoom in a kingpin oh Vincent Donofrio yeah yeah a lot of this is me just like

saying cryptic shit you'd figure out what I'm saying yeah I have to decode you like a fucking yeah you'll be to zoom in full middle jacket it's like fucking zodiac over here I'm trying to like

this is Brian O'Too speaking um all right I was going to say now. I've thrown me off there. I'll be honest with you. I'm not feeling my best at the moment. No?

No, I'm kind of hot. It's quite warm. And I ate a salad, but I think I should have eaten more. I'm quite hungry. Okay. Well, you could get more. Well, that's where you...

I don't deserve it. Look, if you're hungry, I spend all my money on bottles for James. Yeah. And he doesn't even appreciate them. Well, if you're hungry, don't eat a salad. That's, you know,

that's where you're going wrong, pal. I'm trying to be healthy. Get a big old juicy hot dough. Gozzle it in one go? I don't like hot dogs. No, me neither. They look good on telly. Yeah.

You know the way you're watching? It's just like women. It looks good on telly, but then when you taste it, it's like, ew. Yeah, it's all disgusting. Women are made out of like dogs arseholes. Raccoon meat and all that, you know, disgusting. Yeah. Like, I've eaten hot dogs a few times, and I'm always like, maybe this be the one, and it's a really bad.

It's bad meats, yeah. Yeah. Well, okay. But again, it's the, it's that kind of, idea you have, like a ball game, eating a hot dog, drinking a Coke, you know. Yeah. But then I'm at a gag game. And you brought your own.

It's hot dogs you bought in little. And you're just like cooking it with a cigarette lighter, you know? Take me out to the ball game. It's an under 15s game, you know. Oh, whoever wins can have my hot dogs. Yeah. So back rooms are liked. The breadwinner didn't.

Okay. There you go. Young Washington I didn't like, but I was surprised by the fact that wasn't shit. Okay. And really, there wasn't, though, because I was kind of waiting for like a lot of, um, yeah, young Washington, what do you think about

gender? Well, there's only two genders. It's an evil French. I was expecting like an evil French non-binary captain. Like, Hey, take that, George Washington, yes. We'll put estrogen in the water supply. Hoo-ho-ho. Sochle-blue.

We will have drag queens reading to your little children, eh? Not in my country. So what else have I been doing there? You mentioned Tom and Christina getting divorced? Yes. How are you coping? Because they were like your mother and father, wouldn't it?

Well, I would hope, yeah. I don't think they describe themselves as that. But I got to say, I'm not really, I was never that invested in it. Apparently, though, people who, like, watched the podcast a lot, said that you could tell this was coming. Oh, really?

Yeah. Apparently, there's a lot of, kind of, like, very obvious animosity between them. Like us. Well. Does he drink and call her gay? Yeah, but she got cancer, so it's her fault. Right? She had to have reconstructed breasts as well.

Really? Yeah, she got him. Like, Tom now, I wonder how long has been going. I'd be interested to get the dirt. I'm such a little gossip queen, you know. I'm like, who do you fuck? Yeah. But a lot of people are not on his side.

No. A lot of people don't like Tom. I didn't realize this. See, I'm kind of, I liked Tom's first, like maybe two specials, though. Yeah. And then I didn't like,

like a lot of people, the skinnier to get, less of like him. Sure. Yeah. That's why you hear all those AIDS patients. Like, oh, you used to be funny,

but now you're shit. Now you're a hack. Yeah. So I didn't really follow it now, but apparently he's become, a lot of people say that as he's got skinnier and richer, he kind of became less likable.

Well, he kind of did have that very, famous Twitter rant when he was at the airport and somebody didn't check his bag properly he was like, you're a fucking loser who works at an airport, don't take your badge, don't take your shitty life

problems out on me. You're all a bunch of pores who can't afford to live good. And partly that didn't endear him. What's wrong with that? Well, you know, the... Tell me where you... Point where you say lie. The public are very fickle, you know? I'm like, all the time. I'm not even successful.

No, I know. I'm like, you know who I am. I can have you killed Yeah You'll be fertilizer on my golf course You caught Yeah Yeah so they're getting divorced I don't know how it's going to work at your mom's house

I didn't realize your mom's house Is a big operation They have quite a lot It's like a studio that has quite a few different shows On their Yeah So Yeah I mean I got to imagine

With the whole Like the way that the law works over in America If you get divorced the wife like gets half your shit. More than half. Okay. She gets everything. Right.

Yeah. The court, from what I heard, I go on divorced men, uh, or divorced men and or divorce, uh, women are cunts,

okay? Yeah. And they say that women take everything and they purposely appellies in your child to make the child think that you're a bad dad. Okay. Um, uh, to deliberately going to make you commit suicide.

Well, it's good to know. You're ready for when that does happen. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I am ready. I am fucking.

When I am. I see a woman, I'm like, you're not gonna fucking trick me. He's my son, too. You want him back? You can't have him back. What else to talk about now? I feel like we're near the end, are we? Oh, no, we're not. Fucking while to go, yes. Yeah, we're floundering

here, you know? I thought we're doing great. Well, it started strong and kind of petered out, you know? Oh, let's talk about Jack Teeling. Okay. Yeah, have you heard about all the stuff with Tealings now? It's not been a great week, PR-wise. So what I heard was a building that he owned that was abandoned basically Got taken over by this commune of hippie Satanists

Who are doing child ritual abuse in there Yeah, yeah, so basically you're 100% right I know I am So can I read gripped a lot Which by way isn't it funny to gripped It's like it's a grip like the grip a pussy Oh Yeah that's what I think when you're gripped

I don't think anyone's ever said that Yeah you grip a pussy You grip it do you? Yeah Okay You go, that's a nice pussy, not in a weird way. Right. In the polite way, you go, that's a lovely pussy, madam.

And you... If I could grip it, please. And she's like, ow! Don't make me angry! Yeah, so basically the Tealings, I think bought R.D. House, which is a pub. And I was working Tealings. R.D. House is almost just opposite. Okay.

And I'll be honest, when I was working Tealings, I kind of had this dream of, like, I'd rise up and become, like, the tealings sun they never had. Right. And they'd actually get rid of their other sons and I'd be like the cool one, all right? And they'd give me Ardy House. Okay. That's my kind of dream, okay? Right.

And I get to run Ardy House. What were your plans for R.D. House? Just have a good time all the time. There's no rules in RD House. It'd be a party house, dude, you know? It'd be R. Double D House. Could be full of big tened bitches. Toa, to go, you know, all the time, all right?

But they didn't do anything with it. They planned some stage. with the economy and all that, you know. So then you write, these hippies broke into the place, these hippies who love sacrificing chickens and drag story hour, right? And they were like, oh,

property, homelessness is bad, man, you know, stop the war. Take that, Nixon. And then Jack Teeling rightfully so hired a bunch of, you know, those... Mercenaries? Who were those nice guys? Black Rock. Yes. Yeah.

who just, they're kind of like charity workers, like Samaritans, okay? Yeah. And they just came in and kind of kicked them all out. Yeah. So they kind of had like, it was like a private security firm. Yeah. They basically came in, just cleared out all of the, the crusties and the bums and the punks and the smelly hobos. Yeah. And I'm there like, get him, yeah.

Hold them down. That's right, Jack. Yeah. Yeah. So Jack is getting a little bad PR at the moment. Right. But what's he supposed to do? not hire Black Rock Well

You know We'll see how you feel now Because I guarantee you The way this is going You're going to be a pack of People in your bedroom Okay Yeah

And they'd be like That'd be nice A little bit of company Yeah There'd be a bunch of sexy women In your bedroom Trying to take up the place We're not leaving your bed

Where's Black Rock I'm supposed to satisfy All of these women No Yeah Yeah, so poor old Jack I don't know what Jack's doing these days I call him Jack

Because Jack, he sold the company To Picardy Okay So he doesn't actually own T-Ling's anymore But he's still like I think he just still hangs around You know, kind of like the mascot Yeah

You know the mascot You know sometimes like I'm sure you've had this as well I've had this You know where like You're kind of not really welcome To the party anymore But you still kind of hang around

Sure And try to sneak back in Yeah I think that's what Jack's up to now They're like Get out You're disgusting Put your Mickey

away. Do you know who I am? Get BlackRock. There was a time where I could have taken my dick out in a public park and they would have given me a medal. But now, fucking woke nonsense.

They all spit on me. So yeah, I don't think he has much going on, really, poor old Jack. I could see them eventually it's changing teetlings completely, just calling it something else, rebranding it. Get rid of Teeling stank off it. We love Hobos whiskey or something like that.

Yeah. Yeah. I might go back toilings though. To work there? Yeah. Okay. You know. I think they'd have you back? Well, to be honest, do you not sound weird now, but I'm waiting.

I want everyone else to be gone from Teeling, so I have a fresh dart. Right. I don't want people know what I was like before. Oh. I want to have a completely fresh dart. What were you like before? You know, just like, you know, my, just, I was really cool. Oh.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah. I wasn't like crying and stuff. Yeah, yeah. You know. I didn't threaten to hang myself in the bathroom. Every week. Where literally I'm like, they got so used to it.

I was like, I'm going to kill myself. And like, okay, Brian, okay. Anyway, so for quarter two, we need, I'm doing it. Oh, you'll all be sorry. I'll get my stomach pumped again. Just full of pot noodle and salad. But yeah, so I want a fresh dart and tealings, okay? I rock up a leather jacket,

you know, smoking, eating an apple, vaping, all the same time. I'm on my Harley Davidson, you know? Yeah. Yeah, and just like, you know, really a fresh start. Because I try to reinvent myself into healings where people like, you know, it's hard to reinvent yourself. Yeah.

I remember you did get a number of piercings, I remember. I did, yeah, yeah. I did a thing for a while where I was... Your body rejected them, though, like it was a kidney. Just like wouldn't take. Or a woman's tit. Yeah, yeah. Like I did the thing where I used to run around the building to kind of show off how ripped out.

Not ripped, but like how, you know, I'm exercising. Oh, really? Yeah. But Jack and them didn't pay attention. Used to run around the building. Yeah. Remember one time actually I tried to impress Jack Teeling, so I drew him a picture, okay. It was me and Jack on a rocket ship.

And I was like, look at me, me and you, Jack. Woo! To the moon! And he was like, oh, that's a very good picture employee. I put it up in the fridge. It was like, oh, yeah, yeah. But then I went back later. It was in the bin.

Just had the word dip shit written on it. He put it in the dipshit drawer next to a picture of me. I tell you, no respect at all. Yeah, I did kind of think I'd become Jack's new son. Yeah. I kept calling him Daddy to try and put in his head, you know. But he kind of walked away from me. He didn't care for that.

And I was trying to talk to his kids as well, you know, trying to, like, weasel in that way. you know, so, you know, because his little kids be walking around the place sometimes. Really? Yeah, yeah. And I'd be like, how are you getting on you?

Yeah, what's the crack, you know? I'm the uncle you never had, what? Come on, we'll have a sleepover at mine. It's Unkey Brian. Yeah, I met the whole family. Really? Against their will.

No. You broke into their house late at night. I happened to be passing by where to live and I accidentally climbed over the gate. I was like, you get a cup of sugar. It's easily done. Yeah, yeah. I'm looking for,

I'm just testing your security system, Jack, because you can't be too safe. There's a lot of freaks out there, you know. I ran out of petrol and can have some milk. Milk for my car, please. It won't start otherwise. I also met the dad a lot as well. The dad, John Teeling Hipsing how Michelle Obama's got cock.

Did he really? Yeah, yeah. Wow. Makes you think. He still hasn't been proven wrong. Has he not? I haven't seen the cock. Hasn't been proven wrong?

neither, though. The burden of proof is on the cock. Well, okay, fair enough. Oh, my God. Oh, speaking of a Michelle Obama, actually, the Taylor Swift wedding as well. In Madison Square Garden? Yeah, if you're about Madison Square Garden.

Does that happen already? It happened, yeah. Okay. They have facial recognition technology there to target gay people. Just for them? Yeah. Okay. So it's like minority report, you know?

Right. They can now scan you and see if you're gay or not. Okay. That's not even joking. You're not joking. No, no, no. That's literally his thing. They've actually been caught using scanning technology illegally, okay?

I think it's like IDF technology. Mm-hmm. And also one that guys Taylor's wedding is like the head of ice. Right. He's like in charge of, you know the ice detention centers? Yes. You know the way to some rapes in them? I haven't heard this.

Well, he runs the most rapiest of him. Okay. Right. Put that pussy on ice after you're done. What? Well, how's that Any worse than what you just said? I didn't say any...

Were there many big celebrities at the Taylor Swift wedding? Yeah, a law. I heard Lena Dunham gave like a, you know, a speech that was quite risky. Really? What's you saying? I can't remember just like,

oh, Taylor, remember how... Put that pussy in ice. Yeah. Remember how you sucked and fucked your way to the top? I don't know if she said that, but that's what I'm assuming. I don't like Taylor Swift.

I, no, I'm taking the cool. opinion here, okay? I like her earlier work. Really? When she didn't sell out. Okay. Yeah, because her early stuff's actually really good. Like what? Her country stuff. Like red and all that. What's red? It's the album. Is it? Yes. Okay. It's like Uncle Buck. What's your favorite song on the red album?

Love them all. Oh, the coward's answer. But then she'd shake it off and all that. And that's like, she's trying to become commercial. She kind of went pop then. She sold out. Right. Okay. Now, during COVID, she did that. the album in the woods. That was all right, actually. But that's how I'm, yeah, I wouldn't be too taken with her.

Some people, they're like the Swifties, is that what they're called? They're quite mentally ill and like, parisotally obsessed with her, and it's funny because they're like day walkers. Think they're normal, okay? Then you bring up Taylor Swift and then in their eyes to kind of change completely.

I knew people who went to Taylor Swift. How many days you do in New, Dublin? I have no idea. Well, they went to all of them. Okay. Yeah. That's probably like fucking 800

quid a ticket or something. Yeah. Literally they have to sell their granny to traffickers. You'd want to be a good granny to get 800 quid for you know what I mean?

Jesus Christ, I sold mine and couldn't get a fiber for? I didn't try to sell your granny to a grooming gang. No, no, what's you doing?

I can't even, this is terrible. Do you want a worders original? Mm. But yeah, that's basically, yeah. Like I said,

in the Patreon guys, haven't watched much. this week and the stuff I did watch I didn't really get much out of it but I'm happy to say that I have got on my phone some James Bond

audiobooks so I'm going to listen to loads of James Bond stories in the tractor and be like do do do do do daddy watch out Russians yeah and you know

So how's it all going and back on the O'Toole Ranch great yeah awesome yeah and you call it ranch I think I'm going to start calling it that be more yellow stone I'm going to get a cowboy hat

yeah haady lady afternoon ma'am and certainly is a lovely afternoon Would you interest you In a spot of iced tea Yeah Yeah you know

I think Lean into my cowboy Kind of Right Lively hood The broke back mountain cowboys No denial He didn't

I was gonna say Great film I actually haven't seen it And that's your problem Okay You think You lash out And you're always like

Oh look at those gay guys That's you You know Is it? Yeah, when you ever you're in the gay sauna, I bring you to the gay sauna. I'm like,

don't embarrass me, James. There's two lads fucking noshing each other off. What's going on here? Whoa! Stick on the game, lads. Yeah, that's me, is it? Stick on the game. Quidditch, the Quidditch game, of course.

Andy else you want to say before we wrap this up? Nah. I'll tell you what, sorry to be anti-social, James, but if it's okay with you, I'm going to stick on, episode of House of Dragons. That's fine.

Because there's one I haven't seen yet. That's all right. And you can watch it. I won't kick you out. I'll make fun of it though. I'll be like, ah, dragons, stupid. And I'd be like, yeah, you're right. Brian, are you okay?

You're sweating. Wish I was a dragon. I breed fire on you. Show you all. Well, look, I got nothing against House of Dragon. If that's how you want to spend your time, you know? Let's go over my notes real quick, see if I missed anything.

When Jesus comes back, you'll all pay, but all right. Oh, you never mentioned Dan Aykroyd. What about him? I watched a whole documentary about him talking about aliens and stuff. He's mad into all that, isn't he? He's really mad into it. He, and the thing is, he speaks to truth so much. He, like, he almost died at one stage.

Okay. Because he had a show. You ever heard of Cy Force? No. I didn't either, to be honest, okay? So I think it was, like, his version of X-Files. And it aired on Canadian TV. I'm surprised that.

I missed that one. Yeah. Yeah. And it was like a group of paranormal investigators investing, you know, supernatural. Right. And I had a young Ryan Gosling an episode. Oh, interesting. Is it what, Ryan Gosling?

He's Canadian, isn't he? I have no idea. He could be. Yes, he is, yes, yes. Okay. No, no, I'm right. I'm right. Don't, don't question me.

I'm not. Yeah. When it comes to Ryan Gosling. I'm so not invested in what you're saying. I wouldn't even bother to tell you you wrong. I don't care if I live or die. You're in the hospice. I'm like, yeah, right.

Ryan Gosselin was there. So Cyforce went for like a few seasons, it got cancelled. Right. And he says it's because it was so... Tell the truth. Yeah, yeah. Right, okay.

And he talks about he almost got assassinated because he was at a party... No, he was like walking along the street one time and a car drove by, and the person that gave him a look. Ah, well then. And that was them planning to, you know, coordinating a hit.

Right. Probably when they killed Chris Farley, that was a warning to Dan Aykroyd, I imagine. That would be my guess, anyway. And can you prove me wrong? No, I didn't think so. Oh, we didn't mention one last thing. I know you want to leave, okay?

I've nowhere to go. A dirty shame. Oh, yeah? Yeah, a Houser recommends it, Paul Houser. Great film. Loved it. Big tits in it. It's a John Waters picture.

Probably, yeah. I just care with the big tits. Okay. Big tits and John Knoxville. That's all you need. John Knoxville leads, he eats girls out. He's like a sex magician. Okay.

Yeah. He can eat a girl out and then bring a squirrel. back to life. Right. Yeah, that's true, by the way. Kill a small animal right now and eat your girl out. I could do one of those things quite easily. One of them I'd like.

The other one disgust me. Now, anything else you want to say? No, I think that's... What's the plans for next week, then? Next week, I don't know. The Odyssey? Maybe. Maybe I'll watch The Odyssey. I'm hearing good things.

Yeah. You know? And I can't wait to prove them all wrong. A bunch of woke nonsense. It's an absolute disgrace. Well, look, we're in end it there, guys. Next week, The Odyssey. Goodbye.