Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 296 : The Spiderman Odyssey

Episode Date: August 7, 2026

Bond gets naked and spiderman is sad.

This episode is about James Bond. Okay. I have read another James Bond book. And I was like, oh, do I want to talk another one? Okay. The last one was okay. It was a bit serious. It was a bit like, you know, culturally sensitive.

What happened in the last one? Exactly. He banged some who. That's basically it, yeah. I beat up a foreigner. Yeah, that's basically it. The first time. Tommy Robinson is the modern day James Bond.

I think we can all agree on that, right? For king and country. Do it. Do it. Do do do do. Well, Bond, what you have here is a broken bottle. If you see a Pakistani, just shove it in his jugular, he'll be dead within seconds. It's a new thing you've cooked up, Bond.

It's called a bag of Coke. Yeah, let's fucking have it, might, yeah. But this book, the last one was all about the Hong Kong handover. It was very serious. A lot of history, a lot of actual politics ripped from the headlines. This one is pure Roger Moore. I loved it. So talk about that.

I had some other stuff I want to talk about, you know, watch that film The Odyssey and Spider-Man and all that some Spider-Man updates as well. Okay.

Oh, Jesus. What's the update? In the comics. No, oh, what? You're telling me about the comic and the film separately.

You know, Aunt May? Yeah? Turns out she'd a kid. What you mean? Years ago. Gave up to adoption. Oh. Aunt May, yeah.

She was a bit of a goer back in day. Oh, I see. A cock-hungry slag. Yeah, yeah. That was her superhero name. That was great. Bussy comes great responsibility except not for me

because I'm giving the Sprague away. Well, yeah, she had a kid called Cormick. Cormick. Yeah. What's wrong with a Cormick, yeah? Cormick Parker. No, it's Cormick Crane or something like that. She gave up to adopt and he's rich.

So he just appeared recently in the comics. He's like, hey, mom, it's me. Cormick, oh my goodness. And Peter Parker's like, hey, wait a minute, what's going on? She's like, oh, my son, I love my son so much. And you're successful and rich. he's got like a Bugatti and all that

Oh wow Peter Parker You know he lives in a shit hole With asbestos and piss Yeah And with some fucking Well he lives a supermodel actually Mary Jane

It's not too bad Yeah Is she a supermodel? In the comics yeah Oh no I tell a lie They broke up Oh Yeah she's banging some black guy

I think What the fuck? What? Not venom Venom Venom He thinks every black guy Is venom

Oh no Venom Venom Got to get him get him. It goes to Harlem. It's like,

oh my God, there's Venoms all over the place. Venom wearing his Air Jordans. Oh, wow. Venom, Venom, got to get him,

get him. Yo, what's a man? Me and my venom is going to run a train on your bitch, though. Little motherfuckin' she loved,

is she bled. Carnage. No, so, yeah, we'll talk about Spider-Man later on. Let's talk with Bond first, all right?

So, this one is called the facts of debt. Uh-huh. Yeah. All right. I get it, yeah.

You're not really... What am I? There's something wrong about you today. What do you mean? You were feeling sick here. You're chips. You're not loving James Bond. I was feeling sick, but I'm powering through, you know?

I'm trying my best here, you know? Put a bit more energy into it. It's like having sex with prostitue, okay? Act like you like you like it, for Christ. Oh, yeah, baby. So good. I love the James Bond. Facts of death.

Oh, so clever, because it's usually facts of life, yeah. Oh, so good, so big. Call me Daddy. I'm going to cream so hard, Daddy. Do do, do, do, do. Okay, so this one starts off, all right. Dead bodies everywhere. Bodies bleeding out of every orifice.

Nice. So there's British soldiers in... It's a party at Diddy's house. I want to be invited. So there's a group. of British soldiers on an army base in Greece. The British Army base in Greece, okay? And

someone is poison them all with this disease that makes you bleed out of every orifice. Right. Yeah. Sort of your bum hole? Out the bum hole. Your cock hole? Cockhole. Earhole. All the holes. Even the secret hole you don't know about. Oh. I can

ever find that one. They show me in the Bat House. So they're all dead and someone's left a Greek god, a statue of a Greek god with the dead body so it's kind of tied into the Odyssey and it turns out this is not the first time this has happened

there's people all over the world have been poisoned by it's basically a serial poisoner right yeah with the Greek God statue in each location okay and Bond has been sent to investigate all right and would you believe it is a female investigator as well she's Greek and she has very large firm breasts

they specify that okay good Very large. Good to know. She's also a woman. It's time to put a bit of elbow grease into this, I say. Well, they're investigating. Get it? She's Greek.

Yeah, no. Do you get it? Grease. Oh, I actually didn't get it. Did you actually not get it? Oh, my God. Wow. She's Greek, not Greece.

And I'm the idiot. Okay, right. Her name's Niki. Now, do you know how upsetting it is for me that when you try to talk down to me? just just putting it in perspective like Harvey Price can be talking down you know so you know after you investigate

The price is wrong bitch That's a great sun headline Yeah If I was writing for the sun in 2003 I'd be a millionaire Alright so what happens The other way after you investigate A poison case

That could be toxic gas You gotta take a shower afterwards Okay So Bonn you know the old devil he's like, I tell you, Niki, perhaps if we shower together we can conserve water. Oh, Bond, I've heard about you

and she goes off to her own shower. Sneaky with Niki is it? And Bond's like, ha, ha, ha, ha, good banter, yeah, yeah. So he goes to his shower, right? He's showering, then he hears something. A normal man wouldn't hear this, but Bond's got like cat-like reflexes. He spins around.

There's someone in Camosu with a kind of poison sprayer thing. Right. Yeah, it's like a guy. gun but it's meant to spray poison. Okay. And Bonn jumps out away. Right. And he runs out, Starkers here, over the wall.

What do you mean? Bollock naked? He's showering, yeah. Cock flopping everywhere. He's flopping everywhere, okay. Fucking double O and seven is on display right now. All seven, yeah. And he jumped... Seven inches. Because his gun, okay, is in his bag. He didn't bring it with him. Right. Idiot, all right? I always bring my shotgun to shower

every time, okay? Just in case you sneak in. Just in case you finally pluck up the courage to, you know... an idiot now. Elbow grease. So he jumps over a wall all right, grabs his gun. Right. And now he's going back to the guy

with his gun. He fires. The person he can't, notice it's a person. Not man. Okay. So it's a woman? I don't know. Well, that would be giving the game away. Could be a donkey. Okay. So the lad now in

catm, the person, the woman, all right, yeah. Yeah, okay. You're confusing yourself there. Yeah. The woman in Camel, all right, is running, jumps the helicopter. Right. Flies off. Now, Bond is chasing, grabs onto the helicopter,

and is lifted up in the air. So now Bond, okay, is hang on to a helicopter and Mickey is going everywhere. Slopping all around the gap. And when you believe it, okay, there's a jet, the head general, okay, he's like, oh my bloody hell, I want a red alert right now

Hello? And his secretary is like She's like a dog seeing A sausage. Oh yeah Yeah, yeah And now if it was Roger Moore to be like you know He's like a vicar and a bunch of nuns all like My word! Yeah So Bond now he's dark naked

Hang on to a gun and he's hanging on to the helicopter And he's trying to fire right? Right And the person's like you know kicking him and all that And Bond let's go to helicopter Right Now I didn't mention there's water underneath now They're new to water okay Now a normal person like you or me would just fall and break their neck, but Bond is an excellent diver.

Okay. So Bond lands in the water and he's like, oh, that was a close shave, you know, or something. I forget what he says, something funny or a little. And then that night, he's in bed and Niki's at the door. And Niki's like, oh, Mr. Bond, you must be sore from hitting the water. I am a little sore. You probably have lots of kinkies in your back. it's actually pronounced kinks

we'll show you some kinkies oh Mr Bond and they bang okay why didn't it start like a carry-all is that called oh Mr. Bond Fantabulous

Mr. Bond Kenneth Williams Yeah Yeah yeah Right right That's who it is in your head Yeah so that's the opening All right naked bond

Bond guns explosions A little like little joke Cock flopping all right That's something good there. They're casting new bond right now, so something to keep an eye on. Okay. If Amazon are listening. Who's your money on?

Callum Turner. Okay. People say he's a bit too old. They want to get real young. The nightmare, though, is Tom Holland. Really? Yeah. Or Danda.

Oh, yeah. How would you feel about that? I'd love it, wouldn't I? It'd probably be illegal to say otherwise, you know? Yeah. Calling up Tommy. Help us. Mr Robinson

Mr. Yaxley Oh Jesus So we then cut to Bond Back home Right He loves scrambled eggs by the way That's his favourite meal So good meal

And Bond To toast or just Just scrambled eggs Okay Yeah And Bond gets a call from the old M So he's got The M now is a woman

I'll call him Lady M And Mr M okay Mrs M okay So the old M is retired He's capital M She's lowercase M Miss Yeah, yeah

So the old em's retired Like a band guarder, she's ban him You know Old Em, he's retired He's a bit lonely Oh, he's having a party Okay And Bond's a bit like

Oh well It'd be a bunch of stuffy politicians And generals Rent boys that are a bit too old You know They're in their twilight years The best is behind them Oh ho-hop

Yeah But all the people from work Would be there as well So he can't really bust loose You know He can't get a traffic Cohn, be like, oh look, you see hot bud?

He's like, oh God, I suppose I'll go down, all right? Show the face. Yeah, so he goes there, right? And it's like, you know, fucking Lady M is there and Money Penny and all that. And would you believe it, old Mr. M's daughter is there. And she's like in her 40s and has two kids. And she's like, oh, Bond, hello. And she literally licking her lips.

Oh, boy, how are you doing? I want to have a little drink with me. And they mentioned that Bond finds that repulsive. Right. A woman with children. He does not like that. Wow. Yeah.

I just know that pussy is busted. Hell no. Like throwing a bloody sausage down a hallway. No, thank you. So Bond's got to try and escape from that. Right. But would you believe it? You know the way, you know, Judy Dench?

It's called a Judy Dench. She's kind of a stern figure, you know, no nonsense. Like, damn it, Bond. She brings a date. What? Yeah. Mr. Hutchinson. Okay.

He's a very, he's like in the 70s, but he's very fit. In a sense of like, you know, he works still, you know, does a bit of jogging and stuff. Plays golf. Like R.F.K. Jr. Exactly. Works out in denim jeans and all that. Yeah, yeah. Kills bears.

He is a well-known British diplomat and is well known the BBC as well. He appears in the BBC, talk about, you know, politics and stuff and public relations and all that. So he's a bit of a celebrity. An M, she can't hide it. She's beaming. She's like, yeah, I got this piece of meat right here, yeah. Oh, yeah. Hey, sorry you can't fuck me, Bond.

And Bond's like, oh, okay. I think I'll go back to that dizzy bent with the kids. That fucking walking Jeremy Kyle episode. Let me give her a shot, you know. Yeah. Fucking Mori Povich, James Bond, you are not the father. He starts dancing. Hurray.

Celebrate. And then some other stuff happened, you know, Bond's using flirting and all that. Right, right. The most important thing, okay, is the next day he wakes up. Oh, no, I should say he's woken up by calls.

Like, Bond is serious. Comes to the dress. He's like, wait a minute. That's Judy Dench's house. Right. You know, Mr. Hutchinson? Yeah. Dead.

Oh. Dead in the bed naked. Right. And Judy... She fucked him to death. Judy Dench is like, I don't know what's happened. He was so healthy.

happy and we came home and we were in bed and and I know miss it's okay yes yes but I don't understand what could have happened he I just asked if he would go down on me and he just had a heart attack from the could it be your pussy poisonous was there a Greek god in your pussy well I've long maintained a theory that any woman with a vagina who's over the age of 32 was uh well it's a poisonous Canaverous hole, really, isn't it? It was an accident waiting to happen. Like, you've got just a big dump of a spesst off between your legs, really?

You know? That's just a working theory, you know? I'm going to put a cue working on that. Down in the lab with a test tube, you know? But Judy Dench was like, yeah, always walk at home, nothing suspicious. Well, it was a bit where someone was trying to open an umbrella and they poked Hutchinson with the umbrella.

But that, oh my goodness, yes, that's it. He's allergic to her. umbrellas. Oh, how could I not see it before? He hates Mary Poppins. So, he was poisoned. Like, oh my goodness. And now this is personal. All right. And Judy Dench is like, Bond, I want you do this with maximum force, all right? No stone unturned.

If you, any, just, if you see a kid, just shoot it in the face, ask questions later. Just drive through a playground with your eyes closed. I want you to stomp as many puppies as possible to get to the bottom of this. Now, go to the orphanage, beat up a few of them goofballs, you know? Now, Hutchinson's... Bring a flamethrower to the Special Olympics. Just fucking go wild, pal. Have a license to kill.

So, now, Bonn's got to search for leads. Now, Mr. Hutchinson, his son, Charlie, works in Texas, all right? And, oh, I forgot something important, all right? during all this they also find at an airport they find these canisters of sperm Aha

Well it's meant to be sperm I wonder where I left those Very good I won't fly without it You know My lucky charm you see My little snack That's what happened on 9-11

They left the sperm jars In the airport I don't know What do I tackle that right here The fight is okay There's meant to be Canisters of sperm When they open up the check of the air

It's not sperm at all. It's some kind of virus. Okay. So they're transporting a weird virus in sperm containers. And when you believe it, the girlfriend of Charlie Hutchinson, the son, works in a sperm bank. Okay. So that's a bit too suspicious to pass up there. Right. So Bond goes over and who else is in Texas, but his old friend Felix Lester.

Ah yes. You know, he got eaten by a shark. Yes. In the books he didn't get eaten, he got a leg bitten off by shark. Right. He's in wheel. chair now. And he's got a nice little Mexican girl. Nice. And he says something that I live by now.

He says, women are like stamps. The more you spit on them, the more they stick to you. Hmm. I don't think you spit on stamps, though. You lick them, don't you? I spit on it. I spit and slap them. And groom them. I get a little 13-year-old stamp. But don't worry. I waited until it was

18 before I licked it. And then I licked the fuck out of it. Boy, yeah. I lick their shit up and down. Oh, dear me. Golly Gorge. It's Felix's fault, isn't it? Yeah, yeah.

So Felix in a wheelchair now because leg got bitten off. Felix, I licks, we whole licks. Anyway, this is nuts. No, it's not. Anyway. Right.

This is a literary podcast here, okay? So Felix is helping Bond investigate. And like Bond has to go into a sperm clinic. So this is a little bit unrealistic now But let's see what you think, all right So Bond goes to the sperm bank They're like, oh hello there Mr. What is it, Bond?

Okay, you're here for a deposit? Yes, that's it, yes. Open your mouth, love, here comes the fun. Well, he... It's so funny because you're very similar, James Bond, in the way. Because he... I'm kind of like the perfect mix

of James Bond and Johnny Vague. you know. Finally. Now that's a movie I would watch. Monkey. Monkey! A fucking shaggin a bird. She loves it.

All right. So, Bonnie's like, oh yes, I tell you now, perhaps you could give me some assistance. Ho, ho, ho. I probably,

it's a woman, by the way. Okay. It's not like some Indian man. I need to find a new job, brother. This is terrible. Sanjay and Kabab Shop, you get

mad pussy, bro. I'm here jacking off some fucking English asshole. Oh, I hate it, bro. Terrible. Yeah, so he's like, perhaps you could help me with, perhaps lend a hand. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. And

he makes love to her. Nice. In a room. It's not just in the reception, you know. But like, he doesn't, does it, I hope he pulls out and sploges in a cup. No. No, I don't think he, he's just wasting one's time. And then she's like, I hope he make another deposit soon.

Uh-huh. No, thanks, you're damaged goods. But, yo, he was just having sex to her. You probably think just to have sex. No, he swiped her key card in the middle of making love while she was wanking him into a cup. Right. Couldn't he just have said, hey, look over there. You had to fuck her for three hours.

I got the, I got the car. I got the fucking card. The card's covered in jizz, Bond. So that night, Bond goes back into the clinic. Nick. Right. All right. And he's sneaking around, okay, sniffing out the sperm. But then the lights turn on. Freeze the Mr. Bond. It's the woman. The sperm woman. Okay. From the who he fucked. Oh, yes. Turns out she's evil. Okay. Yeah, yeah. And she knew with Bond. She was playing along, you know. She's Greek. The Greek one is it? No, no. Oh, who's the other one? Oh, wait, the sperm lady. Yeah. Sorry, right, right. Yeah. He fucked. Right, right. Necky's different. Necky's Greek. Okay. She's American. Niki the Greek. Yeah, yeah. So she's like,

Hey, Mr. Bond, I knew all along you were up to no good. Well, guess what? I'm going to destroy you and all the evidence. So they're moving, they wore transporting diseases there, okay? Right, right. But now they've moved it somewhere else, and she's going to blow up the sperm bank with Bond inside. Hmm.

But then, she's going to die covered in jizz. Yeah. Ah. Yeah, like a gay celebrity. Mm-hmm. Who could I've said there? no there's no gay celebrity so no not yet hasn't happened yet but i'd say we're due any day now we'll probably get the first one it's exciting i can't wait personally probably phil mitchell

fill me in mitchell that's what they call him but if you're writing for the sun it's always the sun isn't it well i don't write for the son it's just like fill me in mitchell it picture harry price and this something like hillsborough The trifecta. Oh, hell yeah. So you think Bond's going to be shot, okay? But guess what? Felix's Mexican girl pops in with a gun.

Okay. And Felix is there as well in his wheelchair. Right. There's other guys as well. But see, Felix is driving past in his wheelchair. And I shocks the woman so much, the sperm lady, that Bond shoots her in the head. Wow, okay.

Yeah. But then the place is going to blow anyway. So they have to run out of sperm bank and it blows up and bonds like that's why I call a climax. Ah, that's good. Yeah. I would have said, uh, talk about blowing your load. That's a bit on the nose.

Is it? And it was come on his nose. Okay. No, but like, uh, you can't be too, you know. No, I think it's better. Yeah, it's like fucking sploge. No, because it's blowing up and it's full of load. Well, it's in 90s, all right? Flybacks is a bit too, you know.

They weren't sophisticated, okay? I stand by it. Oh, yeah, okay, well, good, good, you know. Maybe the sun won't have you after all. No. Maybe like that. I'll write for the telegraph. I was going to say now, you've distracted me.

Oh, so it's blown up, okay? Right. And now Bond has to, like, find out where to go next. And I've forgotten. Okay. I don't think you can blame me for that, though. No, we are not. Brian, we are nowhere near done.

This is just like you and the sperm bank. Am I nearly done yet? Have you taken your cock out yet? I don't need to love. Just scrape it off the inside of my boxers. There's plenty there, plenty to go around. All the wee baby Bryans will be born, a few little baby Bryans,

a few bambinos bouncing around the gaff. Way. That's you, that is. I'm so confused. I've forgotten the plot completely. Oh no, he goes, Oh, God. So it's after the spur back blows up.

He's with Felix. I'm trying to tell us in order now. Ah, fuck it. I might have missed something, but who cares, right? He goes back to Greece anyway, all right? He's investigating that he teams up with Niki again, the Greek girl. Basically, long story short, all right? It turns out there's a rich guy in Greece who worships Pythagoras.

As in Pythagoras's theorem. Exactly. Now, he wasn't just a theorem. He's also a philosopher as well. Okay. And he believed in the power of numbers and all that. like how you can explain everything. No, Matt doesn't lie, you know.

It's like the ultimate kind of building blocks the universe. Right. He's also like he's a vegetarian and all that. Okay. The point is, okay, he's a mad man and he actually talks to the gods. Okay. Yeah, yeah. It's pretty cool.

Yeah, so and he's like, yes, the gods want me do this. It's like, you bloody madman. So his old thing is like, I didn't know this, but apparently Turkey and Greece have beef. Okay. Yeah. I think turkey kind of subjugated grease or they took some land off grease. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But anyway, he, this guy is a Greek guy.

He wants to take down the two great evils, which is Turkey and Great Britain. They're both colonizers and, you know, he's a bit of a kneecap guy, all right? Right, right. And he's talked, so he's talking with the gods. He's like, yeah, the gods don't me do this. And he's going to release this virus. And he's going to release the virus in, like, Turkey and England, kill loads of people, and then make money by selling a vaccine.

Oh. So Bond's like, huh, all this talk of Greek gods, really it's all about money, isn't it? Mm-hmm. And the gods want me to be happy, Mr. Bond? My name is Dr. Anthony Fauci. Oh, yeah, that's right. Boom. Boom.

Oh, yeah. I just threw down the gothut, baby. Oh, I didn't mention that Charlie guy, the son of the diplomat, he gets killed. I think they do a proper, like, trapdoor, you're in a castle, and a trapdoor, he goes. Like literally something like that They're having fun here They're having fun Yeah

Point is So now Bon's got to kill this guy Usual kind of stuff It does end Oh I didn't mention as well The Camo person That was actually a woman Yeah

In the shout, did I say that? You did say that, yeah Damn Yeah you're not very good at reveals Yeah Well pretend Well look, it's a woman all right Okay

And she's a sexy woman as well another sexy Greek woman who bonds his sex with three times but then she's like I'm actually evil and Bond's like oh no and basically long story short again well just be

if I can remember everything that'd be very entertaining now you're really coming apart here it starts with helicopter chase ends with helicopter chase as well where the evil woman actually shoots the guy who talks to the gods because she thinks he's crazy

and she wants all the money herself gold digger right By the way, he started banging her when she was 12. She's a bit miffed about that. He's like, you took me in his 12 and you done speakable things to me and you controlled my brain. Well, no longer.

Now I am in charge. Yeah, but we're Greek. Come on, this is the whole thing. What's your problem? Pythagoras and Pito's. Pido's theorem. Yeah, that was the original Pythagoras theorem. Half your age plus seven.

Right? Hey, oh. So then, Bonn's chasing her. in a helic... So the evil woman's driving a helicopter or flying it, you could say. And then Niki's driving a helicopter and Bon's outside shooting it

and they shoot the helicopter down. She lands in the water. And Bonn jumps in the water. And I like this how brutal is. So the evil woman's just bobbing up there and because of the explosion she's like half burnt. She's like two face, okay?

Right. And Bonn just like holds her head down and the bubble stop. Yes. No funny cat, no funny little joke or I think, no quips. He holds her down the bubble stop

and then he brings her back up and on Zips his trousers. I'm attempting re-entry. No one laughs. He's like, it's a goof. Cor reference, remember I was in space that time? Sick, freak. Have you guys not read Big Brother magazine?

Come on. It's hilarious. I'll paint myself blue and take a shit on a head. But that's basically end the story. The last little bit. Now, let's see if you like this. pun here. This is literally how it ends, okay?

So it's him and Niki are in bed. I know Lady M is like, oh, good work, Bond. So I'll be back there in a little while. He's got to take care of some more business and he's going to make love to Niki again. Right. And Bond's like,

you're very good at driving a helicopter. And Niki's like, it's just a matter of getting it up. Aha. What's that mean? You think I can't do it? He's like, I can get it up. I'm going to be a boh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-one of these days.

I showed her. To the moon, Alice. So that's basically the Bond novel there. I thought that would take a whole hour. Well, it took half an hour. Did it? Yeah, yeah. That's because, like, 12 minutes was you going,

oh, fuck, what happened? Oh, shit, no, I'm in my big brink. It's like a rap battle. I'm like, oh, shit. Put your hands in the air like you. really do care? No, that's not it. Fuck. You went to a very bad school.

Oh no way! Okay, so that's basically the only kind of thing I've talked about. I have notes, but I've forgotten them. Oh wait, sorry, guys, I watch two movies as well. Yeah, I watched the two biggest movies in the world. You went to the cinema twice. Yeah. By yourself? Both times. Yeah. Well, I went

in by myself. A two-time loser here. No, I came out with friends. Really? Yeah, I do say, there's a bunch of people I just sit down. Like, yeah, lad, what's that? crack yeah. So I guys, the baddest one in the gang. Yeah, they're all 12 years old. You like the Spider-Man. Yeah. Yeah, he's

working me with me, Spidey sense is tingling, why, Jesus get away from me. Yeah. So why you're like, it'd be so much fun, no one. What would what?

What would be fun, Brian? Oh. If he just didn't give a fuck, he just, like, lived that kind of life, you know? Maybe it wouldn't be fun. Touch it up, kids? No, it is.

I didn't say that. Oh, just, like, kind of going around making friends with people. Yeah, right. Just being, like, having no, like, awareness. It's the worst type of person. We just go around to the pubs, like, hey, look at me, yeah, what the crack?

Said I to you. Any time a person who's, like, on his own and a pub comes up to you, oh, guys, what's the crap? You're wanting to fly out. you guys, because you seem like cool guys, you know, I'm just going to hear about myself, right, you know. Sure, I don't mind, they'll be having the

crack with everybody. And that person will live in your house for three years. They're like people like, should I talk to anyone? As if there's a good thing, you know? Yeah, yeah. And literally, they won't go away, like I said, you just got to kill them. Yeah, pretty much. Look at me.

Yeah. That's happened, you were in Dundalk. I was like, Hey, you, you're the Doctor Who? You like the old Tom Baker, eh? What hell about me and you go back to the Gaff Smoker? We do be. We'll be Tom Bates watching Tom Baker, huh? Please leave me alone, sir.

Ah, come on, Neil. It's like some horror film. Yeah. So what do you want to talk about first? Do you want to talk about Spider-Man or the Odyssey? Spider-Man. Spider-Man? I had a very good time watching.

You know what? I do feel like a bit of a gullible fool. It's like, I go in there. I'm kind of like, whoa. Spider-Man, watch out. Oh, no, Peter Parker's dead. You just like, pull out a razor, hold it to your jugular. Ah, if he dies, I die.

Like Perez Hilton, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so Spider-Man, I did have a good time in the moment. It's like, oh, yeah, and then later on, I was like, well, that's a bit cringe there. And you're, hey, you know, man, it's just about setting up sequence. and, you know, it's just about selling merchandise. You're not too cynical. Your Bill Hickside came out.

Yeah, like your lunchboxes, man. Yeah. Oh, what? You're worse than Leno doing Doritos ads, man. Spider-Man puts a gun in his mouth. I know what, actually, I was in such a high after Spider-Man.

Not like, I wasn't like, you know, I can't feel my face. I'm fucking buzzing. Oh, you're. fucking buzzing man. Talking to God. But I was like, just having a good,

like, hey, you know what? Marvel films, it's a bit of crack, you know? Yeah, you know, it can be too serious about this, you know? I went home and watched

Thunderbolts. Oh. The party was over there. I tell you that really. Yeah. I took the lead out of your pets. It's like having a great time. There's no more coke left

so you sniff some fucking laundry detergent. You're just huffing bleach, you know? It's like, ah, it's pretty good, you know? It's better than nothing. Oh, so shite. I thought with Spider-Man first, okay?

That's the one with fucking David Arbor and all. Maybe the worst character, the most annoying cunt ever. Right. Because the whole thing is in that film, he plays like basically Captain Russia. Okay, so it's like, yeah. Yes, in Russia, we do this, yeah. Let's go, hey, I love America, though.

Let's go disco take his. And imagine that for like 90 minutes. I'm laughing. And then does Burke Kreutcher show up? like, the machine. If they didn't do that, they left money on the table. Do you know anything about the new Spider-Man, the twists and turns? No.

Good, all right? Well, pretend you don't. I don't. Easy, then, yeah. Don't give a fuck. Good. He's the one, his parents got murdered and he fights the riddler, is not it? Yeah, yeah.

You fool, you bloody fool. And then they turn him into a robot. And he works for MI6. Yes, yes. Damn it, Spider-Man, take the bloody shot. And his father is Luke Vader? Right? Luke Vader, that's the guy. I'm embarrassing ourselves.

And he jerks off Willem to Fo. That's... Is that an autofocus reference? My man pulling autofocus out the bag, yo? Well, respect for that. Sick reference, bro. Your references are out of control. Everybody knows it.

All right. Tell me about Spider-Ruh. The wider man starts off, he's depressed. Good. Because in the last film, he had to basically make a wish with Dr. Strange. Too hard to explain, but with Dr. Strange... It really isn't too hard to explain.

But to make a magic wish with Dr. Strange. But you wouldn't understand the physics of it, can. I studied. It's for fucking nine-year-olds with attention deficit disorder. I think I could pick up on it. I'm taking notes in the cinema. Wait, can you rewind? Excuse me

Mr. projectionist No ignore me So he makes a wish Yeah So now Zandaia And all his friends Have forgotten who Spider-Man is Right

So they don't know And they don't know Who Peter Parker is either Okay So he was in love with Zandaia Mary Jane And now She walks past him

Doesn't even know who he is Right And she's got like a boyfriend now Okay Muslim boyfriend Well I don't know he's Muslim In my head he is Yeah

He's actually no he's not Muslim at all, but in my, I just get so angry sometimes. Sure, yeah. And he's, yeah, he's fray-mogging Peter Parker. I see, like Dr. Octopus, like, he's a Muslim. All those hands are holding Qurans. The tentacles of Allah.

Yeah. No, so anyway, so he's depressed and he decided to go only, basically, he's not Peter Parker anymore. He's just doing Spider-Man shit. Okay. Constantly, okay? And even the cops are like, whoa, Spidey. You got to relax a little bit, you know?

Take a break. Yeah, I mean, like, have you slept yet, Spite? You don't smell like you have, pal. He just starts smoking crack, just stays up for days. Now, Spider-Man is investigating because there's a, basically, there's a company called Damage Control, and they're a government-run company that are in charge of dealing with, like, the aftermath of, like, you know, like,

if the Hulk's jumping around the place and smashing shit up. Sure, yeah. And he's fighting alien, the alien. the alien dropped some tech around. They're in charge of sweeping up everything, cleaning up and picked up any dangerous tech to stop some, you know, some, you know, urban types getting it. Scooping up the dead babies, chucking it in the compost bin, you know?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Waste not, want not. So someone has driven a tank into the damage control building and released a scorpion. He's a villain. Okay. And the person driving a tank is like, Spider-D, what's going on?

well it's like some fat woman right it's spider man's like what why would she want to drive a tank where would she even get a tank it's weird right and so one's controlling people's minds okay so everyone's doing stuff to and they don't remember either doing like schemes and stuff okay yeah you'll the twist of though it is no so it turns out it's Jean Grey oh from X-Men yeah yeah Sadie Sink oh yeah so Sadie Sink I mean oh yeah yes someone's daughter A very talented Acespian

I call them actors You probably call them lady bitches Yeah That's what I do You got me The best to support a lady bitch And the best supporting lady bitch Go to my girl

Sadie Sank We call that bitch Sadie Stank The bitch be stankin after we done With the how It turns out damage control or evil Okay And they're actually They want to use the villain

and technology to find for nefarious reasons. And they've kidnapped Sarah Gray, the sister of Gene Gray. So Gene Gray is actually trying to fight these guys and actually turns out they've killed Sarah Gray in experiments. So Gene Gray is pissed about this. Now at the same time...

Do they go, sorry, love, it's a bit of a gray area. You'll get that one on the ride home. No. Okay. They don't say that. I think you knew it. Mr. Trick? And Spider-Man has team up.

with the Punisher, John Bernthal. Wow, they're really cramming it full of cameos, aren't they? You know what? The Punisher, it's not a cameo. He's, like, in it for like 30 minutes. And they actually have stuff to do with him. Right.

And I tell you, John Burntel's great, in it? I mean, he's good, yeah. Now, in terms of cameos, they did have Florence Pooh show up. And this is a little gratuitous. Who is she? She's like the Black Widow. Okay.

Yeah. And it was really gratuitous. I didn't like this. I wouldn't let my kids watch this, okay? So Spider-Man has a meeting with Florence Poo Because she's connected to the underworld and stuff Right He wants to find information

And she has meetings in a bathtub So she only has meetings naked Really? Yeah, because then she knows you don't have weapons either And you get to see It's so gratuitous It's like she's bubbling up in the water Oh, that's a good look

And you see just the top of her tits, okay? Something about the top of the tits Floating above water is very No, I was like, get this out of here. I want to see Punisher. I want to see John Burntoy. Just with his cock kind of bobbing up and down on the surface of the water, you know. Just like a buoy in the middle of the sea.

So Spider-Man's getting naked, but he's got his mask on still. And he's all like, oh, I'm nervous. And, you know, Florence Pooh's like, she's Russian as well. She's like, come on, Spidey Men. I like what I see. He, he, he. Isn't he a child? Yeah, I don't.

In Russia, in Russia, child groom, you. You. There we go. So, and then would you believe it as well, during all this, Spider-Man's going through changes. So he's having a secondary evolution. You know the way he got bit by spider? Okay.

When he was a kid. Now he's become an adult. His powers are getting stronger. And his senses are so heightened that when he goes outside, he can hear like a bird flap and he's getting a headache and stuff. Right.

So it's like fucking with him here, right? So that's an extra level of like annoyance. She's got hyperacusus. Yeah, exactly. He's like, you know, he's basically autistic, all right? Okay. He hears noises and he freaks out. Now, also what's bad is, you know Bruce Banner, the Hulk?

Oh, yeah. He's teaching in the school. In Thailand? Hulk smash. No rules in Thailand. Hulk smash. Oh, Mr. Hulk, you're so big. No, see, Bruce Banner has developed something.

It's like an inhibitor. it's a machine and an inhibitor what you said pal okay he sticks in the back of his neck and that controls him hulking out oh so it's like

chemical castration for pitos exactly yeah and spider man wants this to stop him mutating right okay so that's why he talks to the Hulk but would you believe it

Gene Gray takes control of the Hulk and he rips out his thing and when he turns into the Hulk Gene Gray can't control the Hulk because Hulk is too strong. Right. He's too badass. Punk rock, just like me.

Yeah, exactly. You paint yourself green. You're like, well, what's silly sink? Would you want to get inside me? Inside my head, I mean. So now we have fun scenes. Hulk controlled by Gene Gray and the Punisher trying to fight the Hulk.

But then Gene Gray lose the Hulk, so he jumps into the Punisher, you know? It's like jump around the play. You put the lime in the Coke and got you get the pro. Yeah. It's nonsense and gibberish for Mongoloids. I'm like clapping.

And yeah. And during all this, Zandaia learns who Peter Parker is again. Okay. Because Gene Gray, Gene Gray wants to use Zandaya as like bait, essentially. So he's got to rescue Zandaya. Zendaya's like, who are you? Don't shut up. I'm saving you.

Who help? Yeah. And then she finds a letter that Peter wrote before the. magic spell. I hate that when you try and save a woman, you rescue her by just picking her up in the middle of the street and running away. I'm saving you, don't worry. And she's like crying and kicking you. No, you know me. We're in love. Dr. Strange of the magic spell. It's his fault. I have to protect you from Gene Gray and the Hulk and his inhibitor. So basically, Spider-Man realizes that the real villain is, do you know that guy Tillman is his name?

He's from Severance. Black? No. Black? No, I'm sorry. But he's, the black guy. I mean, there are a lot of black guys out there, you know. Not enough. Okay. That's me, you're right.

Very progressive take. I've learned my tea, yeah. Well, he took me 31 years. But basically, he runs damage control and Gene Gray reveals all. Okay. And then they have to team up to defeat him. Right. And defeat him.

And basically, Gene Gray gets away, and she's kind of like, where am I going to go now? Maybe if there's some sort of school for people like me. Uh-huh. Now, you probably don't get this. This is leading to the X-Men movie.

She's on the short bus to the Mongo factory, is that it? The nitwit farm. The X-Farm, all right? The goofball established. Now, have you heard about the X-Men movie? Nah. You're going to get excited here. You know Emma Frost?

No. She's the character, the blonde, where's all the tight lawn? Drey of the big cleavage and all that? Well, there's a lot of those. Oh, well, she's being cast. She's Samara weaving. Oh, I like her.

Google, I want to get a live reaction. Google Emma Frost there. Look at her character. Imagine Samara weaving like that. You want to, this will be a cartoon of sorts, will it? Yeah. Okay. Let me just, uh, what's right?

Many would see the cartoons better than real life. Emma Frost. A touch of Frost. David Jason. Yeah, yeah. Oh, look at that. Okay. Look at that.

Oh, yeah. That's nice. Yeah, yeah. You scroll down more. Okay. More. Enhance. I mean, you know, yeah.

Yeah. I get it. I could see how that would be fun for you. So that's X-Men there. That's good. I mean, it's a cartoon, isn't it? Well, no. Samara weaving's real.

What am I going to do, start jacking off to Fred Flintstone? Maybe I could. Bed rock Rock hard Yeah so that's going to lead to the X-Men movie Okay And then Who's doing the X-Men?

Brian Singer coming back? Unfortunately Return of the King They can't get Brian Singer They can't get the guy who directed X-Men 3 Which is Brett Ratner Oh dear

So they had to go for The Director of Thunderbolts Way worse My God Way worse than the Pitos And because of the rapists Honestly, I'd take a Pido any day the week, all right?

Oh, no, you would. Oh, ho. That's your family motto from your knee-high to a grasshopper. It's just too hard to find a Pito in Hollywood, you know? So, because of that... A dying breed.

I went to watch Thunderbolts, okay? Fucking so boring and shit. Just pure just like streaming Disney Plus shit. Yeah. Thunderbolts, the whole thing is it's a group of misfit weirdos from other films. So if you haven't seen it, you'd be a bit lost.

Okay, so the cast is, I'll go with the pluses first. Wyatt Russell. He's good. As the new Captain America. My favorite Nepo baby, I think. Brilliant, yeah, yeah. He's great, and I will say now. Then we have a character called Ghost, who's in Ant-Man 2, I believe, who I don't remember.

And then we have a character Taskmaster, who's in the Black Widow movie. Taskmaster? Taskmaster. What is the John? Just fucking Greg Davies. Alex Horn. Yeah, yeah, Rosie Jones. And then, no, moving on.

No, you're right, you're right, moving along. I've been trying to train you not to do her. I'm wearing a shock collar. And then... Something she could probably benefit from, but... God damn it, I'm sorry. The police are coming for it. A siren literally went up as I said that.

Get him Starmer. Hold him down for me, Brian. Yeah. All right. So who else? And then Florence Poo Who does she play? She's like a black widow

Oh, the new black widow And then David Harbour Who's really funny He's the comic relief Yeah I love how funny All of their characters are And that's basically it

And so they're Crazy assassins and all that With heart of gold All of them Of course And they all get contacted Individed individually By Elaine from Sinefeld

And she's like, hey, I want you guys to go to this building and do something. Do you think I am sponge worthy? Seinfeld reference, bitch. He's got like New Jersey devil's face paint. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Laine. Tenderbolts.

I'm Captain Russia. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. So they go to the building, but turns out the trap. And Elaine wants to kill them all because they all know too much. She's hired them all do different things. Okay. She works in the government.

way. So they have to escape and then they have to I just the first 20 minutes and I was like okay you have to escape and they get out and it's all just wacky because Captain Rush is driving like a regular car. You're driving the wrong side of road and why is women driving car? What is this Halloween? And there's a character called Sentry who's played by Lewis Pullman. Bill Pullman's son? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And how is he as our depot baby? He's all right. He's not the worst, not the best. You can say that about Bill Pullman as well, really. But listen to this. This is a great metaphor. So the Century, all right? He's like Superman, except there's a darkness inside him, like us all, called the void.

Right. All right. And the void comes out of him. It's like his evil side. And if it touches you, you see all the bad memories and stuff of your life, and you turn into shadows. Right. Yeah. Okay.

And then, so, in the century is kind of like, sometimes I wish I just wasn't around anymore. And then Black Widow's like, no, you should not say that. It's okay to not be okay. Oh, fuck off. We all need to talk about a feeling sometimes. Yeah, maybe you're right. And then what happens next? Dead air.

Dead air. Dead and then James Bond. No, yeah, and then basically have the team up to fight the century. And the whole thing is the very end, the Fantastic Four show up. Great. Yeah. Are we done now? Can we finish that?

Yeah. And now you got to watch Fantastic 4. I was actually the only thing in my head how much you have to watch... So let's see you want to watch Doom's Day, all right? Yeah. I have to watch all the Marvel films.

I really wouldn't, though. And you have to. It's law. Doomsday is the 39th Marvel movie proper. Holy fuck. But you also have to watch all the X-Men movies, of course. And the Fantastic Four movies. Yeah.

And all the Disney Plus shows as well. Like She Hulk? You got to watch She-Hull multiple times. Right. And then I was trying to calculate it in my head how many hours it would take. And it was well over 10. Yeah, I'm never going to do that ever. No.

Doubt, protest. Perfect. You nailed that one. Yeah, well. Pot kettle black. No, it's just not for me. I don't think it's for a lot of people, though, anymore. I think it's for me.

It makes me sad. moved on from it, you know? No. No? No, we got fucking Ghost Rider coming. Oh, yeah. Who's Ryan Gosling's Ghost Rider? Yeah.

Is that, do people care about that character or that property? I'll see you next year, the box office. Okay. Yeah, I'll be winning somehow. Show him for me, Gosling. Hey, do you want, where's my cut? I plugged you on the podcast. That's definitely worth something.

I want points on the back. as in a pint of Guinness or as you pint over the man Yeah Yeah Well Now in The Odyssey

Yeah You've got like Four minutes To tell me about this grand epic But you spent 51 minutes Talking about

Thunderbolts and Spider Man and James Bond And I loved it It was great Do you want to watch The Odyssey? I will watch it

I'm not I'll watch it I'm not gonna go to the cinema Watch a cam version. Yeah, probably on my phone when I'm taking a shit. I like cam versions when there's like ads every five minutes to pop up. It's like gambling ads and stuff kind of adds to the meizon scene.

I didn't know they had gambling in ancient Greece. You know, how interesting. So the Odyssey. It probably did actually. To be honest with you, watching The Odyssey, I was like, this is probably how you feel watching Shee Hulk. Okay. Aroused. Confused and aroused.

You don't really know all the characters are. You're not really bothering this. assume you know it, you know. Yeah, yeah. It's a choice Nolan does where, you know, like Arm, uh, amigenion or wherever his name is. I can't even see,

this is my point, okay? He shows up and you're supposed to like, know he's the important guy. Right. It's probably why he cast all these famous people, so you kind of, it's easy to understand. Right.

So I'm just like, oh, that's Josh Safty. I know that. Okay, right. Yeah. Uh, so you can follow it. It's like, oh, I know that. Yeah. For autistic people like me,

yeah. So the honesty, it's very good. I wouldn't say I'd give it like 7.0.10 maybe. I need to watch it again. I've actually bought the Odyssey audiobook.

How long is it? It's like 11 hours. Okay, that's doable. It's doable, yeah. So I'm going to listen to that for the next 11 hours. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not going to sleep or anything.

No, don't. Just to smoke some cracks so I can stay up. Does I help you listen to three classics? I don't know if anyone's put it to the test, but you're a pioneer, you know? So the basic premise is there's a war happened

you know the whole horse and all that Trojan horse Exactly yeah Yeah yeah So that happened Basically before the film Right And the film is

Matt Damon Trying to get back home And we get flashbacks to the war But not too many And the epicness Isn't really that epic It's very kind of small Like the actual like them

Sneaking in with the horse And all that Yeah It's very like They're sneaking around And the whole thing It's trying to open the gate stay inside you got to open the gate

right if they open the gate is never going to charge in all right so it's them just sneaking around and like there's one guard like they you know cut his throat and then they open the gate you all charge in and we cut back to the present but it's very tense to sneak around now was it all shot with an iMacs camera is that the thing? Yes that's yeah yeah so

you really are missing out on the good stuff but I wouldn't really care about that I mean you can see what's good you know it's not like you only see you only see Matt Damon's foot and you're like well what's happening Yeah, yeah. So it's Matt Damon and Hamish Patel. Hamish Patel, is that his name? Sure.

And the boys, they're all trying to get back home, and they run into all. It's a bit like, almost like a comedy movie. Not exactly, but it's like... Like the hangover. They're always bumping into crazy stuff. They're a road trip. Yeah.

They land the islands. Like, he looks pretty good. Oh my God, the Cyclops. Uh-huh. And they land on other islands, like these big, you know, these big lads, fuck him up. or the sea monster or the latin my favorite part was the pigs you know with the pigs no i don't know oh i loved it yeah it's like they all land in this place and it's like a like a fairy tale all this stuff

hmm it's kind of interesting he plays it off very realistic yeah when this fairy tale stuff happens it's just like oh okay anyway so like the whole thing is to meet a witch and she turns them into pigs oh yeah and it's really i wasn't expecting it's like they turn the pigs but you get you see him like, you know, their noses get bigger. Like they transform. Yeah, but it looks like it's practical. Oh. It looks like they actually made them turn to pigs.

Yeah, they probably did. Yeah, right. Exactly, yeah. Probably some scientific. Probably stuck Hamash Patel into a pig. Okay. It's arse, all right? So would that be against his religion?

Is that not Haram, you know? I mean. Look, the point is, and then they turn back into humans, and it's just like, oh, let's keep going. No time for lollygagging here. Right, right. And the whole time, while Matt Damon's trying to get home, Tom Holland is stuck with Ma, Penelope, Anne Hathaway.

Oh, yeah. And would you believe it? You know, when the daddy leaves, new daddy shows up. Okay. Robert Pattinson. Oh, dear. And he's like the Joffrey in way. He's like, yes, hello there.

I'm the new king. Get these beggars out of here. Ha ha ha ha. And, you know. So he's the hero then? Exactly. And he's like, I'm going to marry you, Anne Hatton. No, my husband.

Shut up you, Slag. Yeah. And one of the best part. actually is John Likwazamo. I've heard he's very good now. So he basically plays an old fella who's blind. And he's the one lad who's like, Matt Damon's coming back.

Shut up, old man. You smelly, polish my knob. Door knob? Yeah, sure. Whatever, whatever floats your boat. Your doorknob spit on me. And then he, the, you know the whole heartbreaking thing about Argos? I've seen the memes about this.

Argos? the shop the closed dog shut down because Matt Damon couldn't get no so in the Greek

legends Argos is the dog alright and Matt Damon had the dog he's a hunting dog he goes off

in the adventure and he comes back to his home but he's dressed up as a beggar all right to sneak in and the one

person who remembers him is the dog but now Argos is an old dog and Robert Pattinson's like he's old he deserves to be in the shit heap

the shit heap yeah yeah so they stick the dog in a pile of shit yeah why do they have a pile of shit for dogs you never know you know better to have it

not need it the need it not have it it's the old dog's like ah ah sees his master to dies oh yeah

it's like you know it sounds like you know the dog waited for him like you remember that futuream episode okay yeah it's like that and then Matt Damon

did you cry uh no but I'd be honest I saw memes about Argos before I saw the movie Oh, okay

There's all these memes Like when you come home To your dog And like when you come with your cat And your cat doesn't pay attention to you You can understand it, you know? Sure I mean it's not funny for us

But if you're like a menopausal woman Pretty funny I like cats and dogs videos On TikTok You know Not me I just watch him a crushing I'm watching a kid

I'm twisting sick Just putting them in a vice You know I watch Mr. How the video The horse fucking that guy To death That's why I was

watch every day. Okay. Yeah, twisted, man. Avenge sevenfold. What? That's like the lamest band ever. Shut up. Fucking pussy. That's how I feel. Oh my God. That's embarrassing.

You should be ashamed to yourself. Well, we're just at the hour of... My chemical road bags. I'm so twisted. The black parade. 30 seconds to Mars. They didn't rape enough kids. Yeah, I'm so punk rock. That's you, that is.

Well, anyway, Matt Damon defeats Robert Pattinson the end. I'm happy to hear that. Oh, actually, I'll tell you, everyone's very good in there. I know the whole thing just to get this out away, all right? Elliot Page. Oh, yeah. Let me reenact this is Elliot Page of started film. So, starter film, Elliot Page, like,

Oh, get shot by an arrow. Straight away. Straight away. It's literally, Elliot Page, is like, uh, no, no. No lines of dialogue. That's it. And then they ask Elliot Page, where's like the boys?

Where's the boys? What's the horse doing? Are the guys in the horse? No. And I was like, what? Elliot Page, that's it. All right. But then later on, they, Matt Damon sees visions of dead people.

Okay. And the way they'd show dead people is they crawl out of mud. Oh. Yeah. So Elliot Page is like covered in mud and stuff. And it's like going, I die. avenge me and that kind of shit

all right but that's literally it so it's like any page like 10 seconds and LAPE page covered in mud okay

that was the whole big deal you know what's her name Lepita Neongo yeah I think that's it she's Helen of Troy She plays two characters

Okay She plays Helen of Troy I'm just going to call him John Burntall John Burntall is I think the brother of Agamignon

who's like the leader Right and his wife is Helen of Troy's sister or Helen of Troy's sister or Helen of Troy there's a lot of names in this and some people

I don't I feel like so dumb because a lot of people on YouTube I look up stuff and they're like oh my God I love Agamignon

and this and this and some people don't know the difference between these two characters I feel bad this should actually be putting camps and now you should be able to

walk around or poke them with sticks and laugh at their tiny penises it's a bit it's confusing so yeah John Burntall

he's like he's a different king and Spider-Man he he Tom Holland he flees Robert Pattinson, Batman

to meet up with Punisher and he has to team up with him to defeat Batman and then Jason Borns there and then Juneau well no actually Juneau and Catwoman and James Remar

are all there Do you know what I'm talking about, man? As John Leku Zambo. Hey man, every dog gets it there. Ome, you know how it is. You're a Benin Blanco from the Bronx. You know me? Benin Blanco from the Bronx.

I kill his dog. Come on. But, yeah, look, everyone's good. It's a lot taken. It's a long film, a lot of stuff, a lot of Greek shite. Everyone's very good. What else now?

Charlie's Tehran is in. It should be like a kind of a mink's kind of supernatural character, kind of tempt Matt Damon. Yeah, but John Likwazamo should get best support an actor, at least nominate, okay? Oh, wow. Just support him, you know? Even from that film, he's got a lot of competition, right? Yeah, in terms of names.

That's thing, there's so many names in this, it'd be very hard. Like, obviously, Matt Damon is the actor. He's the main guy, okay? But everyone else is like, I suppose he's supporting actor or support. I was trying to think, like, Anne Hattway, would you give her, like, best, best supporting actors, maybe? because she is very good in it. But I think the fact that John Liguzamu stands out amongst all those,

and the fact that they make him old in it, and he has to do, like, suppose he has to do more. Yeah. Because he has to do the whole, like, I am blind, oh. Like I've heard, that's kind of like one of the biggest things

I've heard about this movie, that his performance is like incredible. Yeah. And it's kind of like, yeah, because you never really get to see him. He's just like a very reliable character actor that you put him in a movie, you know what's going to work.

You know, he's good at what he does. It's a big swing to... He never gets to shine, you know? It's a big kind of like, instead of just getting an old guy, to give him that, you know? Yeah. And you know, sometimes, like, I don't spoil it, but there's a movie with Drew Pierce, I believe. It's for Mityas, okay? I mean, Guy Pearce?

Sorry. God, yeah, he couldn't let me have it. Couldn't let me be wrong. Drew Pierce. Who's Drew Pierce? I think you're the screenwriter for Iron Man Tree. Well, I'm the idiot. if we're not getting that.

So that's on me, really, you know. Look, my point is, okay, he appeared in a film at one stage. I was like, why is he having him there as an old man? He shows up younger later on, or the other way around, okay? Bad example, right? Bad, bad example.

Where's that gun? So I deserve to be on the shit heap. That's where I go. Dead dog. Someone find an old Puerto Rican to throw me on the shit. But man, it's kind of, like, Mia Gott is just, like, basically a random woman in the crowd. Oh, wow. Just, yeah.

I think this was the kind of movie where, like, everyone in Hollywood, any, they, they would take any role just to be attached to it or involved in it. Because it is, like, it's a, you know, he's just one of the, he's one of the last really big directors. And he's a very demanding director in a positive sense. Like, the whole thing, so, like, they're in the horse, all right? he actually stuck them all like Matt Damon John Burntall just in a horse alright

can't we use a wooden horse no we'll make it wooden in post now get in there it's a horse being of barbed wire yeah so he's like and the whole thing is that they're kind of half in the water right so it's like they're actually in the sea

so it's like cold and shit and just there for hours getting the shots yeah just like yeah it's what's no one what we're going to do and it's made like a billion already I think close to a billion.

Spider-Man's made a billion, I know that. I think The Odyssey is well on its way to making a billion. Okay. So it's not a bad day in the office for old Christopher Nolan. Well, that's good.

I'm happy to hear that. That's it, yeah. I'm aware that it's kind of late now. Yeah, yeah. And there's a woman upstairs hiding. Yeah. That's standard, you know. Wow.

Hiding from the crack. Couldn't handle the crack. Right. Let yourself go.