Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 300 : Trans Woody Allen Ket Party

Episode Date: September 4, 2026

We celebrate with Woody Allen and Dr Who

It's kind of gone to be shit now. Yeah. But before that, we were watching the Amanda Bynes show on Netflix. What I like about you. Yeah,

and you are loving it. I have to say, Brian, this may be controversial. I found the writing to be rather subpar. It's a network show, but I felt very Nickelodean,

very Icarly, you know. It was written by Dan Schneider, of course. Yes. I have to say, you were getting very excited, though.

Like, I'm not trying to throw you under a bus and say you're a pedo. No, no. Thanks, Brian. That's very kind of you. Yeah. I'll defend. that, okay? You're probably not a Pido.

Yeah, I'd be I'd be willing to go on record with that. Yeah, all right, yeah. But when the Pido did show up, you are cheering. It's just because it was Brian Peck, who's a friend of Dan Schneider, but Brian Peck, remember the quiet on set, Nickelodeon documentary?

All about all the bad stuff. Well, the guy who molested Josh from Drake and Josh, that was Brian Peck. little cameo on the show. Yeah, yeah. Apparently he used to pop up in a bunch of different Nickelodeon shows,

but also he popped up in a few in X-Men because he was really good friends with Brian Singer. And he's actually on the DVD commentary of one of the X-Men movies with Brian Singer. Yeah.

They really were a little, you know, the pack, you know, the Pito Pack. He was a dialect coach on the sitcom with Charlie Sheen, anger management. Yeah. Well, he got around, man.

Those guys love to party. you tell you that. Well, Mad about you, it wasn't very good. But it really did. That's what it was called, Brian. Mad about you was with Paul Reiser, and it was fantastic. Third Rock from the Sun, that's what I meant. What I like about you and the Third Rock,

the 30 Rock from the Sun. What was it, Lady, she's 16, what's it called? What's the name of the show, Amanda Boynes? 16-year-old in the city or something. No, that was a DVD you watched, that had Brian Peck documentary, commentary, not documentary. What I like about you, that's the name of the show that she was off.

What I like about you, okay. Simon Rex was on it. Yeah, well, it's great about Dan Schneider. We watch a little bit of it. And it really does do exactly what you think, where second episode, they're showing their feet. Of course. Not just showing it, but also talking about the feet. And then she has to get in, like, a big tub of brown mud.

Yeah. It's all foot shots and goo and Dan Shider. It's all mud, yeah. It's meant to be funny, you know. But it's all slimy and... sticky and Dan Cheniers there eating he would be eating mad amount of food

on set what are you yeah yeah that's the weird thing about him oh okay eating chicken fingers chicken licking good my secret herbs and spices come on a dress like the colonel let me see your little

feety wheaties there this little piggy went to the bark this little piggy kept a fucking mouth shut if she wants a sitcom Well, we have some stuff to discuss this episode on the Patreon. If you want to head over that, we talked about some Austrian cinema. So foreign films. Normally I'm like foreign, you know, give me a bit of cori idea the week.

Yeah. Well, these are actually good as Austrian films. Most that you said, oh, these days you can't tell bloody difference, can you? And I thought, Brian, come on now, that's a bit much. They're actually great. I really loved it. One was about Fat Camp and one was about sex tourism in Kenya, all right? So something for everyone there.

But I also watched another foreign film that I didn't enjoy as much. And speaking of the Pido Posse in Yalta, it was directed by Woody Allen. Ah. Yeah. So Woody Allen, for some reason, he's finding it hard to get funding these days. Is it because of AI? Yeah, maybe that's it. Yeah, AI accused him of Tottenham.

in the attic with a train set. Well, speaking of train sets, okay, this film's interesting because you kind of read into it. Okay, so it's set in France and it's all in French,

okay, this Woody Allen film. Okay. Okay, so I was watching it being like, can I, what is a Woody Allen film like not in English? Yeah, yeah.

So that's kind of interesting part of it. So it starts off with a man who has a much younger wife. Hmm. And he has a train set. And he loves the train set. Really? He's always bringing her down to look at the train set.

Not really? I swear to God. I swear to God. Are you serious? He has a big fan. He's like Reverend Lovejoy. He's got a big fancy train set. That is so fucking.

That is him just saying like fuck you to everyone who accused him. That is crazy. There's a cunt called a Woman Morrow. My sonny blue. I will ruin. you. Yeah, so I swear to God, okay.

That's mental man. He's an older man. I've got a much younger wife, train set. Straight off, you're like, hmm, interesting. Dad Schneider's watching that. It's like, well, that's a bit on the nose, isn't it? Jesus, come on. Keep something a secret, Woody, Christ.

That's mental. Oh, my God. So, straight away, I'm like, interested, okay? So he's an asset manager. He basically makes rich people richer, right? He's got a great life. It's the perfect couple. He's got, you know, young,

wife like I mentioned very pretty girl okay no these are like French actors French actors okay not a single word of English in the whole thing right right and you know for him I would have thought he probably would have got some Americans doing French or whatever but I don't think he could get anyone really oh you're surprised man a lot of people still are right

or die for Woody Allen you know for money though okay yeah like I know Scarlett still defends him okay but Scarlett asked for a certain amount of money you know right right so she's like either do the new you know, Jurassic Park film or Woody Allen film, all right? She made the wrong fucking choice.

Agreed. So, like I mentioned, perfect life, perfect wife. And I mean like perfect, okay? It's almost like this kind of synchronized clockwork life. They wake up at the same time, they go to work, okay?

They've got throwing gym in the house. They both work out together, go to fancy dinner parties. Now she works in a gallery. Okay. All right, like I said, very pretty. And along comes an old friend of hers. the same age as her.

What? That shouldn't be allowed. Yeah. And he's... What are his intentions? He's a kind of young writer, okay? I hate him already. Yeah, and he's like, oh, yes, he's a, you know, kind of long hair, kind of stubble, you know?

Probably doesn't even have any liver spots or hemorrhoids. Yeah, doesn't even have a train set. Freak. Freak. Yeah, and they start talking. He's like, oh, remember the good times? Yes, remember we were in high school? I actually had a bit of a crush on you.

you know, oh, that's so funny, yes. Maybe in a different time we could have been lovers. And then our husband comes in and it's in my frame. Oh, you're talking to my, my, my, ma'amor, no, who is this? Me amor, that's Spanish, sorry, never mind. Really impartial there. Chetem. Jatem.

J'etam. J'et. J'Kuz. So basically, long story short, and it's very kind of, what will be the word now. It's very not dramatic. Okay. Boring. That's it. Yeah, I couldn't think of it.

It's very just matter of fact where they're just going on a little date. Not really a date per se. You get coffee together. Remus, but a good time. She says she's a perfect husband. And then they have another coffee date. And the next thing, they're in bed together. What?

Yeah. And it was like, oh, that was wonderful. And then she's where her friend. Caffeine's a getaway drug, Brian. You better watch out. You don't want to end up in bed with a sexy friend squabom? I just love the costa. Pumpkin spice latte.

And then she's talked to her, it's very French, she's like, I've taken a lover. Oh my goodness. You, what, you, what you like? Yeah, fucking mental. You're a fucking slag, love, you're getting fucking, he had some fucking frogs splooge and his beans up your box, you deaf guns.

He's fucking big vainy baguette. I wouldn't mind the bit of that. But it's just like, you know, I've taken a lover. Oh, you are so bad. Is it serious? I don't know. I mean, I love my husband, but, you know, this guy, he is young

and does not shit himself. I don't have to change him, and he, you know. I tell you, you know, it's the 80-20 rule, Brian, you know? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's just the one of a man who's, like, rich does his shit himself. Yeah, the six, six, six, six, six foot,

six figures, six inches are not a, not a metric of shit to be found anywhere. Oh, these women, they get their ideas. So now, this guy, the French man, okay, now his wife is happy, he's like something's amiss. Ah, yeah. She does not cry for hours in the morning. What is wrong?

She's like giggling, all right? She looks at her phone goes, he-he-he-he, and he's like, why are you looking at? Nothing. Certainly not cock pictures from out old flame. Well, I feel reassured. I think Woody's kind of losing his touch in terms of narrative stories.

telling. It's show don't tell or show don't touch. That should have been your rule money. So, now, this is about 30 minutes into the film all this. Very laid back. She's having an affair, but it's just kind of like, you know, and he kind of

half suspects, because he doesn't really know if he wants to know. Right, right. So then he hires a private detective. Uh-huh. I'm thinking, because Woody Allen, I think, oh, will it be like a whack? Like, I wasn't thinking of like Pink Panther, you know. Like, I didn't think it would be that, but maybe it might be a kind of a funny character or in any way. But no, it's very serious

detective. He's like, yes, the way it'll work is we will follow her and we will find out. But a lot of husbands do not want to find out. Are you sure you want to know the truth? Yes. Okay, then, we will investigate. Thank you. We'll be back in next week. Thank you very much. I let myself out. Good.

Goodbye. you know it's hilarious and then the private detective's following them and I'm like oh will they be like you know hiding behind a bush or something no the private detective just walks to a cafe and she's there with the fella kissing him

he's like oh yes you're kissing that's not a good sign and then he goes to the husband's like yes your wife is having an affair he's a picture here and he's like okay this is not good even my train sex cannot cheer me up here.

And then, so this is about 40 minutes in. Next stop, heartbreakville. So the next thing, all right. This is one that I thought he was going to get good. The fellow, you know, the writer, the charlatan who's banging his wife, okay? Yeah, yeah. He opens door, he's like leaving his apartment.

There's two big goons there. Right. And then the goons walk off. They're holding a big bag. And I was like, oh, they're kidnapped. him or they've killed them or something. Yeah, and maybe like, they've killed them. Oh, they have?

Yeah. Oh. Well, it's just like they've killed them. And we didn't get to say it? No, but then it's just like, take the bag away and that's it. I thought, oh, maybe they'll misplace the bag or pick up the wrong bag or something. Right. No, it just killed them.

And then the wife is like sad. He's like, oh, uh, why are you sad? Oh, I wonder why. I wonder why you're so sad. Is it because you made a fucking big mistake and whoever you got what he fucking deserved or something? Yeah, and she's like,

I'm just sad for no reason to hoo-hoo-hoo. And he's like, yeah. Business as usual. We're back to our old routine. Perfect. Happy, crying wife. Happy life. Yeah, but then she like mentioned it to other friends

and then she mentioned it to him, the husband, he's like, yeah, my old friend from school vanished. Oh, old friend, was it? Sure it wasn't anything else? Yes, old friend. He just vanished, and it's so strange. Like, he's like, his family don't know where he is,

and then the police get involved. And he's just like, ah, he probably just vanished on you. Probably had his nose where he shouldn't, where it didn't belong, or maybe something else where it didn't belong, maybe he just thought you were a fucking ugly dog, he never want to have sexed you. And you're lucky that someone like me and older man would, would, would, fuck off.

God, her defeated with logic. French wit. You are, uh, lecant. Uh, so again, this is like 50 minutes in now. And it's just her, like, thinking suspicious that this fella disappeared, you know? Yeah, yeah. And, um, you know, I'm thinking, oh, what's going to happen next? all right, but then the

mother-in-law gets involved and the mother-in-law is asking lots of questions. So the French man's mother-in-law. So his wife's mother. The mother-in-law. The wife's mother? I think I'd

be that very clear. You made me start guessing myself like oh, the uncle? The mother-in-uncle? The mother-uncle? Yeah, no, okay. I mean, it could have been his mother, but she's probably dead, right? Yes. You should think about that before you speak.

I was just, I just wanted to clarify. I don't think that's unreasonable. I think anyone listening to knows what's going on. I haven't seen the film. Yo, Nita, okay. I'm describing it perfectly. So the mother-in-law gets involved. The French man's mother-in-law gets suspicious.

She not like him from before. Never liked him from day-wise. She's always like, oh, he's like, you know, he's 100 years old, and my daughter's 12. It's the age gap. Where, where, where. So then the French man is like, I need to get her whacked as well.

So I'm thinking, oh, it's escalating now. And it's going to be like this thing where it's bigger and bigger and like, oh, it's going to get wackier and wackier. Not really. So he goes to the guy, this is to be silly now. He goes to the Hitman River. I want to make it look like a hunting accident. So then go out hunting.

And he's like, how about me and the, mother-in-law go hunting honey you stay at home we've never had a conversation yeah no it's fine don't worry about it and the mother-in-law's like but I don't want to go yes you do yes you do

put on this deer costume and let's go and that is a the deer costume has a name tag that says Bambi's mother don't worry don't worry about that he's got a bullseye on the arse

so again so he goes out with a mother-in-law The wife just stays in the cabin they've rented. Right. And he's like, oh, mother-in-law, you go over there. And then when the hitmen show up. Right. And the hitmen, they're just shooting her himself.

He gives his gun to the French man. And it's like, now you shoot her with this gun. And it won't be traced back to the gun you have. Okay. Okay. And then the French man is like, okay, time to shoot my mother-in-law. Oh, I've gotten my son.

sights now. This is going to look at a hunting accident. We hear a bang. The twist is the French man's been shot by some hunters. Oh. There's some hunters there and they tell he was a deer. Oh, right. And they shoot him and they're like, oh, sac la blah, we shot. And the hit man

he runs away. Oh, okay. And now the French man's dead. That's kind of funny, I guess. Yeah. After 90 minutes. Yeah, you're looking for something. One joke. Well, it ends right there. Wow. So just a 90 minute set up to one gag.

Yeah. And there's no like resolution like, oh, my husband tried to kill my mother-in-law and killed my lover. No, it's like, Woody was like, that's such a funny joke. End it there. Wow. End it on a high. The audience is laughing so hard. Wouldn't even listen to anything else.

That's, uh, wow. 90 minutes. Jesus Christ. And I swear, I didn't leave out anything. Yeah. That's exactly beat for beat. That's, uh, wow. That's pretty.

I mean, it did feel like, I remember Woody saying one time I was chatting to him. Woody said he's got like this big drawer basically of like story ideas just picks them out. Oh yeah,

I've seen that. BBC documentary. The documentary, yeah, he's picked out, I think what happened is he got, I think at this stage Woody basically gets like

the filming dates and all that is like, okay, well, what are we going to film here? Man gets shot hunting accident, a woman affair. Ah, yeah,

whatever, all right? We'll make it work. Yeah, just fucking, yeah. I'm more fucking Ellen. Yeah. Hollywood royalty. Everyone fucking loves me.

Right? I've got Selena Gomez sliding into my DMs. I don't fuck with her no more. She's one of those yacht bitches.

She's getting railed by a bunch of Abu Dhabi princes. No, she's with Benny Blanco. Yeah, right. Sure. You believe that, do you?

She's actually, I heard she's banging Peter Capaldi. Really? Well, he's filming only Moidas, only murders in the building

with her. Okay. So. Right. Yeah. In fact, I'm going to turn, we're going to do Doctor Who update now

because you mentioned Peter Capaldi. Oh. But I'm going to turn lights. It's kind of a bit dark. Yeah. I don't think you need to. Turn lights off. Oh,

wait. Give me a minute. Right. Well, another Doctor Who update is coming. I thought we were past this, you know. Yeah. Brian's in his Woody Allen era where he just won't let it go, you know. Wake up and smell the coffee.

The writing's on the wall, Brian. It's over. Woody's filming a new film right now in Madrid this time. He's like traveling, it's like a traveling freak show, all right? So now it's in Madrid. Or like a priest but moved to different

parishes, you know? What's funny is with the Madrid film is it's actually sponsored by Madrid's government. Okay. But the film has to be a positive representation of Madrid. Okay. So it's basically like

a film that has to basically be a tourism piece first and then you can do a film inside that. Right, okay. can do a film about an older man banging a young girl I mean I'll be there I'll do gangbusters for the tourism board you know I do want to watch the so

Coop the chance is a film I talked about there that stroke of luck in French Coop de chants yeah now that's his last film he did Coeur de chance I believe would be the correct pronunciation you're to educate one Coupe de France

you're the brains of the muscle you know why are you laughing oh yeah right that knicker off your face. That was. Sorry? Come on now, Brian. Jesus. Too much Curtis Seaw. That's your problem.

You're like, it's not Patreon. So, I was talking with it. You really fucking wrecked everything there. Oh yeah. So Woody Allen, that's it. All right? So Coop de Chance. He did a film before that called Rifkin's Festival. I've heard it's actually kind of

decent. Right. That's about a director who doesn't get respect. Ah. Yeah, he goes like a film festival. They don't respect him enough. Okay. I can identify with that. Because some fucking dumb allegations. But yeah,

but anyway, let's talk with Doctor Who. Please. Just because I'm listening to this so I need a bent, okay. Sure, okay.

And it's free. On the Patreon, I feel like, oh, this is not going to be good material, you know, listeners don't deserve it. On the free one,

fuck them, all right. Take what you get. Yeah, you're going to suffer with me. Yeah, you're going to suffer even harder, right?

So I mentioned Peter Capaldi. He's doing only murders in the building. So imagine that, him and Martin Short, and Olivia Coleman's me the new season as well. Wow. In this one they go to a, so they've changed the format only murders in the building

now to go to different hotel every season. Oh. So they're in London. And there's a murder in every building they go to? Yeah. Kind of like a murder she wrote thing. Yeah, yeah. So imagine it went to Ireland. Ah. Only murders in Ireland. In a Premier Inn. Yeah, it'd be good crack,

what? Yeah. You could do something with that. You probably could. Yeah, I'm not a writer now. If I were a gifted comedian, I could probably make that work. but according to all the other clubs I'm not No, no, don't listen to them. They're all against you. They are. They're all against you. They're all against me.

They all pay. Well, you're happy now. I'm getting evicted. I'm moving back to Modding. You've won, Dublin. This city chewed me up and spit me out. It's just round one. No, I'm on this. It's like Rocky. I'm going to come back. I'm on the shit heap. I'm on the shit heap.

Oh yeah, it's just like Rocky. So what? This franchise is going to be taken over by an attractive black man and I just have to move on it. Michael B. Jordan's a new hoids of Brian and Mike. Yeah. And you're at the window like, come on, I can do voices

as well. Yeah. He doesn't like when you do the voices, James. Well, give me a chance. So, let's move on at Doctor Who, all right? No more riffing and chatting and having fun, all right? So, the point is, Peter Capaldi's busy and they've done a new series of Doctor Who

radio shows. Okay. And they've hired a Peter Capaldi. impersonator. It was actually pretty decent, I've say, now, yeah? Does the whole, like, hey. How was he making money before this opportunity

came along? It's been a rough road. He's like, no, book me. I go to other clubs. Like, I can do, hey, I'm Malcolm Tucker. Hey, you fucking big fat, get a punch. I'll fucking rape you to death this silly sausage.

Like, you know the way that guy does the David Brent impressions, and like, he does pretty good money. Yeah, he goes all the house parties and that. like stag parties and they do they come on Brent you fucking fat cunt there's been a rape up there

yeah good they'll say it nine more times I actually met him really the David Brent the person there I swear to God these lads had hired him

and he does this all time okay it's like a stag party to bring him over to Dublin and just bring him around the place and go like hey say the line

it's like oh and so like do they pay for everything is travel accommodation booze for him to hang out

yeah and they buy him drinks and stuff. Wow. Yeah. And he goes, oh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh. And he's like, oh, it's a crack of dawn. Ooh. Yeah. Yeah, he has to do the dance nonstop. Jesus. Otherwise, they get angry and beat him. That poor man. What was he doing before the office? He was hanging out with the Peter Capaldian person there. And he was like,

it's not fair. You get all the money. All the money, all the chicks. What have I got, you know? Yeah, it's this Peter Capaldian person there, right? he's making serious money now. So this whole for you as well. That's my point, okay? Who could I be? The James Corden impersonator.

No one's hiring that for the stag, you know? No, not at all. Maybe I get hired to go to one of those like hostels in Amsterdam where they murder tourists on camera. Gavala! Are we murdering prostitutes tonight? Gavala! I'll do this quick, okay?

It wasn't good. That's my point. Okay, so they've got six new Doctor Who audio plays starring fake Peter Capelty. And I'll tell you what they're about, all right? All six of them you're going to tell me about? Well, listen, it was a sale on, okay, and I bought them, all right?

And I pretty quickly I realized I made a huge mistake. Sure. And I was like, well, I fucking paid for them. I'm going to listen to him. So I kind of hate listen to him. And it was really painful. Right. It's like childbirth.

What actually painful, all right? Right, yeah. So starts off, we meet a character called Ash. All right. Now, Ash, I think he can relate to him, okay? So he's a groovy guy who loves telling jokes and playing guitar. Okay. And he's a busker, right?

But it's on a planet, like, billions of years in the future. And basically, the universe is ending. So all the stars are going out. Right. It's like Dublin now, okay? It's on his last legs, okay? Right, okay. And he's like, everyone's like the resource.

are dwindling, okay, and they're on this, they live in this town, okay? And there's these monsters on the outskirts of town, these big monsters that attack people, all right, so they have to watch out for the monsters. And he plays guitar. Okay. Yeah, and he's like,

be-da-do, do-do, do, wika-woo. And no one really cares because it's like, you know, the end of the world, okay? Yeah, yeah. He's trying to make a bit of money, and it's hard for him, all right? And he's got a friend, this older lady, there's a friend of his mother's, who's dead, and she's got some kids, and she's like, oh, my,

my kids are missing. He's like, oh, I'll find them for you. Don't worry. I'm a busker, so I'm qualified to do this. And he meets the doctor, right? And the doctor's investigating what's going on. And then they go to find out who these monsters are, right? It turns out the monsters are actually 3D printed.

So the monsters are actually meant to be kind of like helpers where you can upload your consciousness into these. So you have a new body and you've got this big, strong body. Right. But something wrong with the machine And they killed the creators Now they're roaming around the place Oh, okay

And remember the woman lost her two kids Yes So one kid got killed by the monsters The other kid just got wounded So then the doctor uploads his consciousness Into one of the monsters And he's like, oh I got a brand new body

This is great Okay And they go back to the town And they're like, hey look It's the monster But it's actually he can talk now It's like But the people in the village

Are like Oh it's the monster He looks different than us so we don't like him And they shoot him and kill him Right Yeah So they kill the doctor? No, no, they kill the kid

Oh, the kid He got his body uploading to a monster I thought you said the doctor No, it's just cooped the chance all over again All right, you don't listen Okay Sorry, so it's when Doctor Who again You know

Got riled up Right? So then Ash is like Oh, he's dead Oh I was meant to try and save them But they're all dead Ooh-hoo

And the doctor's like don't worry, I'll bring you away and we'll go on some adventures. That'll cheer you up. Oh, okay. That's the end of episode one. Right. So it's like, oh, we're on some new adventures, can't wait. Episode two, they go to Scotland.

Oh. 2026. Right. And there's an alien artifact in the museum. And doctors are like, oh, it's too dangerous. We've got to steal it. It's like a heist, all right? So to steal the artifact, but there's a big robot chasing after him

and wants to destroy the planet. It's very exciting, isn't it? I'm kind of wishing I could upload my consciousness into a monster right now. Yeah. But then the twist is the robot's not actually bad. See, the robot is full of embryos from a different planet. Yeah. And his mission is to destroy what he's heard on the planet and then let this,

the race of embryos, basically restart a new race. Oh. And the doctor's like, oh, you don't have to. This is so boring. You don't have to. No, out of the plow through. I bought this shit, all right. with the Patreon money

Oh good So doctor's like Oh instead of destroying the planet Mr. Robot How about we go to a planet But there's no life And you can let the embryos off there And start a new world

Right So to do that The robot lets off these embryos Okay And then the doctor and Ash Go into the future of the planet And now it's a planet Full of life

These aliens are living it Okay And they're kind of like big turtles Okay Yeah and Ash is like Oh wow And doctor's like You know what

Ash, you know, the universe, it's not just, I'm not a very good impression. Sure. It's not just about, the universe isn't just full of debt, Ash. It's also full of life. Okay, and that's why traveling is so important to see that, you know. The, the, the goodness as well as the badness, all right? And Ash is like, you know what?

I was tired about those kids getting killed, but now I'm feeling pretty happy. Hey, Doc, give me that guitar. do do do do do the end Wonderwall cover No you can't afford that Oh okay Generic

generic music Yeah That's the end of episode two So far I'm like God I paid 40 quid for this There's four more to go Yeah

I don't think we need to do all four do we Well Oh no come on Let's go then Yeah We'll talk of Woody Allen more Look I'll try and do these

Quick okay All right The third episode This is this one okay this is like really kind of um it's actually so satirical and interesting you might even understand it okay so it's set in the future where people care more about pictures and content and getting likes and clicks than they do about uh you know actual humanity right yeah i don't know what satire you're talking about well you'll get there eventually yeah you'll you'll

pick up on the drive home all right so um and these there's an auction all right and And there's these influencers, and they put goo on themselves. And the goo makes you prettier. Oh, okay. The goo is like plastic surgery goo. Right. So you rub the goo on a girl, and she gets hotter. Yeah.

Yeah, it works in real life as well. That's what you tell them, is it? Yeah, I'm making you pee. Go, all right, love, it'll make you gorgeous. Me goo, yeah. My doctor who, goo? Yeah. And do I tell you this?

Actually, I'm so bored not I'm listening to myself. talk. Did I tell you that the auction is for the influencers? Oh, they buy the influencers? They buy the influencers. They make the influencers.

Kind of like a, you know, this is a kind of commentary on Dan Schneider and stuff, okay? So they make the influencers as young stars even prettier than they sell them off to rich people.

Yeah, that's kind of like what yachting is. Apparently all the actresses in Hollywood are yacht girls. We're obsessed with yachting. Well, I think it's pretty interesting. They're like, A-list actresses. You're always down the river. I'd be like, where's the yachts?

I'm dressed like a sheik. Hey, I pay top dollar, top dollar for, where is he? Where is the Sears are Rodden? La la la la. But yeah, apparently all the actors, and actors too. Apparently Zach Ephron is big in the yacht world. And they shit on him, do they? Well, I don't know if they shit on them.

I think they do. Big poop on him. All right, okay. That's not goo. We're all in this together. Oh. I need to research more, but I actually do remember, now that you mentioned it, there's a fellow we know who's a bit, he tells tall tales. be honest with you okay

but he did say he didn't meet a few girls there were only fans girls and they were talking about yachts and stuff and it is kind of like like you know a bit like

me or that kind of a gay bat house that we go to sometimes okay yes that you go to oh yes sorry yeah I'm always looking around for you

they never let me in but it's like levels to it we're like the first levels is like you know if you want to sit down with the girls and it goes girls

who cares man but it can go up so it's like yeah the one levels, just like, you know, if you want to just like chat to them about the footy, you know, like, oh, how do you think everything will get on this year? Yeah, yeah. And the top

levels just like, you know, banging them and taking shits on their chests and all. Yeah, yeah. Apparently, it's kind of how they all, that's the only way they can make money these days. Taking a big shit. How do you think everything's going to get on? You're ready for a bit of the taffy here? Oh, yeah.

Now, what are we to? Oh, yeah, sorry. So, and there's actually a funny bit in it where the main guy, like the evil guy, he has a daughter. We got rid of her because she was so ugly the goo wouldn't even help her. Ah. Said she looked like a horse. Right.

Just killed her. Fair enough. Hot her daughter. Took her to the glue factory. Forget the goo factory. You're going to the glue factory, love. So long story short, they defeat the bad guy. All right.

And, oh, I didn't mention, there's a girl looking for her sister. She wanted the influencers and she dies, okay, her sister. And the girl is like, oh, the girl got some goo on her as well, remember that, right? So the girl's like, oh, my sister's gone. Oh, my supposed to. to do when the doctor's like, hey, how about you travel with me and Ash? See the universe together.

She's like, okay. And she gets in the Tardis, okay? But then it turns out that the goo wears off and she melts. Oh, right. She turns into goo. Oh, okay. And Ash is like, oh, my friend's dead. The end.

Okay. Next episode, I forget. Okay. Oh, no, no. Next episode basically oh yeah who cares next episode Ash they're hunting some other guy okay another villain I scratch my balls because I don't think you're going to be making a clip

out of this so I think you're safe you know well episode four they're fighting the krillitines they're a villain from TV show and at the end Ash shoots the main villain doctor's like why do that he's like I'm sick of people dying so he kills someone yeah and doctor's like yeah can you do

that. You can they be going around shooting here, Paul? That makes you just as bad as them. They have to

take the high ground, eh? Because debt will not bring back those who've died before. And the fifth episode is the doctor

brings Ash to an old woman. And turns out she used to be an evil queen. And the doctor defeated her. All right.

And instead of killing her, he put her in an old folks home where she can get abused by the nursing staff and he goes in sometimes.

Hey, you tough bitch. Here, lad, take her fucking teeth out. I'm gonna slip me nob in there. Get an old gummer from her, too. I mean, Paul. You are crazy, man. I do not believe you do these. Furn your own free time.

It's rubbed a bit of goo on her. Not no. There's not no fucking goo in the world that would make you want to shag that. You fucking joking me. She got a fucking face on her like a blind cobbler's thumb. As the old saying goes.

So this woman used to be evil, basically. And now the doctor has basically even her second chance. And she now works with other people who are bad to stop them. Is it recidivism? Is that the word? Basically going back to a life of crime. So she works with a lot of criminals and stuff. Right.

And she's like, oh, I tell you now, I actually feel I'm glad the doctor defeating me. And then Ash gets a chance to kill this old woman. But he doesn't at the end. So he learns a lesson there. Okay. Good. An hour long. Yeah.

Episode 6. This is the last one, isn't it? Okay, all right. We made it, folks. I was really like, Jesus. 40 quid you paid for these? Each? Sterling.

40 quid for the lot? The lot, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sterling? Well, that would have been, what, 50 odd? No, don't. I thought I was making a bargain. Sterling, so that's basically, what, like two quid, two euros, is that how it works?

Yeah. It's like a new car. when you drive it off the lot, as soon as you download it, it loses half its value, you know? Yeah, and you can't bring it back, yeah, I try to drop it off a charity shop and it's like,

you can't do it as a download. I'll leave my phone there, yeah? No, I'll just live here with my phone. And if anyone wants to buy these, they have to buy me too. It's a bargain. So the last episode, okay, we're there, guys.

Then we can do, we'll do Star Trek Minute and afterwards. Oh, fucking hell. Right? No, no, do something fun after. No, no, Star Trek with it. So, the last episode, they go, it's like Groundhog Day. Ash and the doctor wake up, they're on the planet from the first episode with the monsters.

And the people who died, they're alive again. Oh, okay. Ash is like, oh my goodness, what's going on here? This is crazy. And then Adelik shows up. And Adelik is like, I am here to save you. Wow. Yeah.

And the doctor's like, what's going on here? That's not the Daleks, you know. I know, yeah. The Daleks, you know, is the reason why you got sent to social services, right? Because your old Jimmy O'Too was giving you the Dalek. And, uh, you got molested as the gag there, Brian. Ah, I tried something there. It didn't work, but Jesus, you're not giving me a whole lot to work with, oh, yeah, you know?

Well, this is serious. Sorry, go on. So the Daleks there. I'm fucking opening up to you, all right? talking about the Daleks. No, no more Daleks. This is a lot like... I'm not a lollipop. I'm a boy.

I don't know if you ever heard the clip, but remember when Opie from Opie and Anthony was complaining about the sex tape that there was alleged sex tape between his wife and Bam Mangara. What? Yeah, so the New York posting the story about the sex tape, alleged, sorry Opie, okay.

I don't want to piss him off. He's listening. Yeah, we get more viewers, literally. actually okay. So basically it was a sex tape allegedly between his wife, Lindsay, and Bamangera, okay? Marjora, but all right. Sorry.

Sorry, I just, you know. You're right, this proves my point, done or his end, okay? And Opie's like going to complain about it. I was like, yeah, this is, this is crazy. You shouldn't publish this, okay? Like, my wife is so upset right now, and this is such BS, man, this is your BS. And Auntie's trying to make jokes about it and he's like,

man, I'm opening up to you here. I don't need jokes right now and auntie lose it and he leaves the studio Nice Yeah He's like look I man

You don't be taken out on me Apparently Opie before to start recording He threw headphones And it hit Jimmy Oh He was like having a big freak out Poor old Jimmy He was the

He was the punching bag For that Dysfunctional family That's how I feel now I'm talking about The sex tape Between Mangera And the Daleks

Yeah I know There's a fucking Daleks Gonna fucking Experminated my fucking national but I'm not fucking gay dude man you're gonna get down like up your ass well look it turns out at the end of the episode they're actually in the land of fiction

ah the end to be continued oh yeah the land of fiction James can leave it mm-hmm you even know what that is it's where I wish I was right now but isn't it all the land of fiction because it's all made up shit No, it's real. Mongolia?

No, it's real. Okay. It's real to me, God damn it. It's still real to me, damn it. Yeah, so it turns out the land of fiction is from the 60s, okay? And that's a world where everything that's fictional is real. Only public domain stuff, though. Okay.

So it's like Dracula. It's not James Bond. So it's like imagination land from South Park. They ripped off South Park. No, from 60s, James. Oh, okay. 60, 66, I think it was. Has it got the Adam West Batman?

Well, hello there, old job. No, they can't for it, Batman. We have to defeat the Daleks. Holy terrible writing, Batman. This is dog shit. What kind of fucking idiot would like this? Well, you know what's so annoying? You'd be surprised, old John.

Yeah, I know. And you know, it's even more annoying. I've accidentally bought 500 more Doctor Who audios. And we will begin talking about them now. Episode 7. Oh, lucky number 7. and aren't I a lucky boy? I think he's going to turn around any minute.

You'll start getting good. Hang in there. Yeah, yeah. I mean, you're really, you're a rider. Oh, some young lad waves at me. Did he? Yeah. Some young lad walked past, all right?

And I'll be honest, I was looking at his girlfriend and he waved at me because he knew I was such a not threat, you know? Yeah, never going to get this pussy. You could have your cock in her. You still wouldn't have the balls to fuck. Didn't need that. Yeah.

I'm glad I'm leaving his place. I'm thinking he's young. lads. Telling me I'll never get to bang their girlfriend. My money's as good as anyone's. Well, look, I'm sorry I subjected you to that. That's okay. That's all right.

I don't think you are. Sorry. They can't all be winners. No, I suppose not. I'd like to get a winner someday. Well, I'll talk about some stuff there. We'll talk about two comedians, okay? And two things found out about that already fucked up, and I'm surprised he didn't know about. First of all, D.L.

Hughley. Yeah. Got it right? Yes. Yes. Do you are familiar with him? I am, yeah. Black comedian, he was on the Kings of Comedy

Tour back in the day. So he's been going around for a long time. He's been around for a long time. His most recent, he was kind of, you know, making a bit of a splash because he had a go at like all the lads who were on the Kevin Hartrose said they were all racist Nazis.

And then Big Jay O'Kerson was like, fuck you, I'm not a Nazi. I will say, in a lot of those guys' defense, a lot of these times like what do you think about the Kevin Hart roast and a lot of these guys probably haven't even watched it

just like I don't know you just see on the media like you know they see a few jokes and like oh that's the thing about those white supremacists I guess I don't like that yeah yeah

but look I'm not here to offend this okay and if you don't like D.L. Hugley was saying that Big J. will love this all right he was saying that when he was younger he had an extra marital affair and there was a baby

was born with this girl. And this girl had a boyfriend and the boyfriend got so angry he shook the baby and killed it. Fuck. Problem solved. Holy shit.

Woo! It's my lucky day. And the boyfriend was called Big J. O'Kerson. He shook it with his fingerless gloves while listing to CK.Y. Yeah. Wow.

Yeah, that's been fucked up. That's pretty fucked up. And he only revealed that like, I think two years ago. And so I assume that guy went to jail for killing the baby, right? I actually bought her looking, though. Oh, okay.

I'll let them decide amongst himself, you know? Now, this may be speculation. Do you think that's probably Barack Obama's origin story? He was the guy? They shook him so hard, he started sucking off lads of the limo. What a silly, ridiculous thing that I just said.

But anyway. I'm glad you're going to pick an accountability. That's horrible. That's a horrible story. Another story, okay, is you know Jim Jeffries. I do. So Jim Jeffries talking about, I didn't know about this at all, okay? This happened like four years ago. Say this mocker-found. It's called Doctor Who and it's fucking guy.

No. You can talk about Muhammad all you like, Garley? So he had a nephew who was in the Australian military. Okay. Okay. Apparently what happens is Australia doesn't really make its own shit. what they do is they basically kind of buy let's say like you know a helicopter is kind of like half done

and they put their technology into the helicopter basically like they buy the frames and stuff buy like half done they put their own stuff in it okay so they buy like an attack helicopter and just fit it with didgeridooze and whatnot you know just glue of kangaroo the side of it yeah so there was a lot of speculation

beforehand a lot of worry that the Australian tech was not up to standards alright. A lot of people like whistleblowers and that were trying to say like listen this shit is not working good this is going to lead to industrial manslaughter. Right.

This is an accident fucking waiting to happen. And all these people were fired, okay, or silenced, okay? Now we get to lead, I think his name was something new jim, that's Jim Jeffrey's real name by the way, Newgent. Oh, Jim Nugent. Yeah, Jim Nugent, yeah.

Oh. So his nephew, okay, was in the military, and he's driving the helicopter. And these helicopters are given kind of problems before. Right. So apparently one, the helicopters, like, two weeks earlier, he crashed into the water. Okay.

But luckily, all the guys survived. And the nephew, Jim Jeffries, actually in the helicopter to pick them up. Oh, right. And now two weeks after that, they're flying again, but it's raining and it's dark. I hear doing, like, military exercises. And they wear these, like, infrared helmets,

and they're life like fucking they're needed, okay, you can't fucking see what's going on. Right, okay, yeah. They tell you what's up, what's down, where's the water and all that. Yeah, yeah. But they've got this small problem where if rain gets to the helmet, everything kind of goes upside down, so up is actually down. Oh, my God.

So you have to try and compensate for that while you're flying? Well, I think the, yeah, you do, yeah. But you don't know when it's gone and when it hasn't. Oh my God. Yeah. Jesus Christ. Yeah, so. You're flying upside down thinking, yeah. Stiddy as she goes, leads

We're making good time here Yeah, so You see that Thing that looks like a mountain That's actually clear blue skies So you can fly right Through that, no bother Is that a mountain or a dolphin?

So, and then like They crashed and four of them died Four people in the helicopter died, okay? Jim Jeffrey says they actually gave him like the Black Box audio Whoa! Yeah, and in the audio because obviously like they're trains. They're not like,

fuck, who? Gee, fucking out. We're fuck, like, yeah. I'm more like,

uh, guys, uh, we're just trying to, okay, we're trying, okay, getting a bit dicey,

getting a bit dicey and it's cuts off then. Oh, Jesus. Yeah, that's why he says dicey. That's it. Dice. Yeah.

Dice. Dice. What's that from? That's from. A man died, okay, and you were making little references. To Brendan Shabh.

Okay. Comedy special. I'm sure Jim, Jim, Jim wouldn't mind that. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so... He died in a whole other way, huh? Hey, oh, boom.

Boom, boom, bum, bam. It's a shame that his nephew wasn't around here. So that's one thing, okay? So died. This is four years ago. Now, as soon as it happened, there was like 70 helicopters with the same technology. Right. They all got destroyed.

Okay. And I mean, like, they're sent to an unknown location and just burnt. Right. Which is a bit like, all right. And then they basically closed ranks and said it was a... falls for the pilots. Right. Just like a bit responsibility completely.

And it was a big cover-up from both sides of government in Australia. And the last four years have been like just constant like trials and. Right. Okay. You know, just a lot of cross-sectioning of people. A lot of the experts are like, isn't it true actually that the pilots deserve to die actually? And our CEO deserve even bigger bonuses. Oh.

Well, you're right. It's a very good point. Amish. trying to have to say you back and what a bloody

sins. I think it's still ongoing some of the stuff now. Basically, they're looking for

a public acknowledgement of fault. Yeah. Which is not something the military are too keen on.

No. They sort of like to, you know, they don't like the old, I told you so. Look,

they might be able to take them the common man but not Jim Jeffries. Right. Yeah, Jim Jeffries on

the case. Is he, now, is he making a big stink about it? Or? You've, making a big stink

is a little bit undermining. He's raising the issue. Yeah. And he's trying to... Having a fucking moan and a whinge and a cry. Man flu. You want to go to your bloody side spices, might you?

Are you triggered? Oh yeah. Watch your proud outs. Boo-hoo. You fucking punts. That's probably what they're saying. And I don't agree with that at all. And the big company military

industrial complex would love you. I think so. I think so. Yeah. get me on board I'll put them in their place now we're actually what are we at there now

Jesus fuck Doctor Who update took way too long there Sorry guys It sure did Yeah almost like an eternity No you should be like No Brian it was great You should do it every week

It flew quicker than Jim Jeffery's nephew's helicopter Straight into the drink So before we go You want to talk about Lindsay What's her name? Cloverly What's her name? Lindsay Clubberlang

Yes A pity to who Lindsay Clancy So she is a woman in America Right now is on trial For murdering her three children She definitely did it

No one is disputing that Actually that's not true to say A lot of people are disputing it Wait can I just To interrupt you okay No Because I know you love it No you can't

I haven't been following this Right A lot of influencers And the only fans girls I follow, the only women I follow, right? They are all talking about, but they never actually explained it. It's like, oh, what are you about that, huns? All right.

And I'm like, okay, so that's one side. Another side, there's a lot of people I follow that are, like, very right-wing. There's, like, one comedian, she's like a friend of Anthony Cuma is, and she did a comedy special about how cool January 6th was. Which I haven't actually listened to yet. I apologize everyone. But she's talking about it, and she says that it's kind of like, this is all because of feminism.

and probably black people. Okay. Now, will you agree with that? And your silence is complicit. Okay, here's the story. The woman, her name's Lindsay Clancy, she was suffering very bad postpartum depression. She was going to lots of doctors.

She had anxiety. She had insomnia. She was put on all sorts of medications. And, you know, basically, there's an argument possibly to be made for medical malpractice. but what happened was then in 23 she murdered her three

children so an eight year old a five year old and like a six month old how strangled them strangle them with an exercise band you know those rubber bands that you do to stretch and all crisp in war do you yeah kind of like that

but so they're saying that she suffered from postpartum psychosis and because of that she's not legally responsible however the claim of psychosis she definitely had postpartum depression

and that is a real thing and that does fuck you up but it doesn't justify murdering your three children she sent her husband off takes here well okay she sent her husband off on an errand and when he left the house

she murdered the kids so the prosecution is saying that shows premeditation and intention and if you were in the grips of psychosis you wouldn't have been that clued in to do that. So that's what they're saying. Basically, she had psychosis and she's not legally responsible. And that's what a lot of kind of like, there's a big group of Lindsay, Clancy, supporters who are making that argument. But now some of them have gone even further to say it was

actually the husband who did it and framed the wife. But what I didn't say is, well, after she murdered her three kids, she tried to kill herself. So she slashed her own wrists, slashed her neck with a knife and jumped out the second story window. And she's now powerful. from the waist down. So it was a genuine suicide attempt. But the internet sleuths were saying the husband actually pushed her out the window and then killed the kids

because they were witnesses. Now there's really no basis for that whatsoever. The one thing that they're all holding against them is that he's gotten remarried since this happened. Oh, they hate that. Yeah, they don't like that at all now. What younger girl probably was it? Probably, yeah. Probably no psychosis either, you know?

But yeah, so that's kind of the big case now. and a lot of women that are supporting her and defending her saying she's not legally responsible, even if she did do it, and even she has said she's done it. So she said it, the prosecution, the defense, they're all saying she's the one who killed the kids. Now, wait a minute. Now, if she got found that she's like, you know, she was, what would be the phrase? She's legally, uh, legally insane. I guess it's like the insanity defense. Like she wasn't in the right frame of mind. Arkham asylum.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, does that mean she's walking? away. She doesn't walk anywhere. She's paralyzed, Brian, and I think you knew that. And that was pretty in poor taste of you, I would say. She goes, skipping out a courtroom. No, when they say, like, you know, innocent, she jumps up, like Willy Wonka.

Yeah. Come with me, and you'll see a world of premeditation. You'll kill your kids. It will be fun. Blame feminism. Anyway. I think what would happen if she was found not guilty by reasonable

or reason of insanity, she would be committed to an institution. Yeah, so it's not like she walks away. But she could... Oh, no, I did it again. I swear I did not, not even intention. Oh, sure. I just why it shouldn't be.

That would talk. I think what would happen there, she gets committed and if she's in for a long enough time, maybe they might go, okay, you've been here enough years. I don't think you pose a risk to yourself or anybody else, so we'll let you out. I think that's like best case scenario, but apparently today, the most recent update is there's a hung jury now. So the jury are kind of like they can't come to a unanimous decision or whatever.

I was quicker here, be like, oh, a home jury. Mm. Cuck. Yeah. Take your time, man. Oh, no, I can actually, no, I mean, if you have a proper swing it out. Yeah, go for it. Here we go.

Yeah. A home jury. Oh, I want to see that jury. All right. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Swish, nothing but net. Yeah, three pointer from half court.

But yeah, so that's the big thing now. And a lot of people are saying, you know, if women are going to defend her, then I should be allowed to defend Chris Benoit. And I'd say to those guys, I didn't need to wait for a reason to defend Chris Benoit. I was on his side from day one, ride or die, brother.

Yeah, but it's a little guy to see me quite angry about this. Isn't it just like an illegal classification, really? Yeah, but the thing is the actual psychosis part is what they're actually disputing because...

Yeah, but just to... It's not like a set to press in it when all women are allowed murder of children and get away with it, and us guys just have to sit there groving on it. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I don't know.

know, so that's, that's kind of, I just kind of, you know, again, it's one of those things that's like big on TikTok, but it'll probably be forgotten about in a week, you know? Immediately. Yeah, yeah. I think it's, you know, who's the real villain? Now, here's a juxtaposition for you, though. Okay. White woman, killed her three kids and they're saying letter. What color is Lindsay Clancy? White, she's a white woman. Kill her three kids and they're saying letter off. Now, swing over. over to Keefe D. Dwayne Keefe D Davis. Keefe D, he's a white woman. A black guy who 30 years ago was in a car when somebody gets shot and he just got found guilty. Yeah? Is there a fucking double standard there? I think there is.

It's actually a weird merging of two worlds in like, I was listening to RT Radio and they're like, and now we talking about like, you know, dairy prices, okay? And now we're going to talk about the debt of Tupac Shakur there. We're going to speak to the Atlantic based radio host

D. Money. So Mr. Money. Yo, sir, man. It's your boy here to D. Money. I'm just fucking kicking it with my real motherfuckers over here in the RTE, man. What's good with it, baby? How are y'all living right now? You keeping their good?

Keeping a gangster? Keeping the gangst up that motherfucker? What's up with my bitch, D. Forbes? That bitch gets money, dog. That bitch is getting money. She's stacking that paper, yo. You heard? Yes, she most certainly is, Mr. D. Money. And she's a big fat of yours as well.

You know, where's Podge and Raj? I miss those guys. You, motherfuckers, they're like my uncle at the cook out though. Podge and Rod, they come on talking shit. They, you know, they come talking shit, buss and balls or whatnot. Start jacking off in the corner. You like, you motherfuckers crazy. You motherfuckers crazy.

I love that motherfuckers though. Where that dustin the turkey are, man. What that's my man right there? Dusting the turkey, I heard. That man keep a gangster, though. That's what's what's up. Yes, thank you. money. It's wonderful to hear from you.

Yeah, so Keefe D just got found guilty. In fairness, it's 100% his own fault because he released a book saying, this is how it happened. This is what I did. I got the gun that shot that stupid bitch in his dumbass face. I don't know if he phrased it quite like that. But yeah, so now he's going to jail for self-snitching. Wow. Got to watch that self-snitching.

So KVD, that is 100% done, isn't it? That's done. I think he's going to try and to pay him. peel it, but I don't know if, you know. Well, Dee Money said there's no bother. No point. Yeah. He's going down. With Nancy Clancy, Lindsay Clancy, when is the,

what's the crack with that now? So, if they're at a hung jury now, I'm not sure, is that grounds for a mistrial? I think they start to start all over again. Is that it? Yeah, yeah, with a new jury. Yeah. Yeah. But, so that's the thing. This murder happened in 2023, and it took three years for the case to come to, so, yeah, I think.

think when it's a hung jury though they're not gonna fucking wait around too long they'll probably get right back into it and but yeah so a lot of people are defending her women mostly to be honest uh and you know uh again i don't i i don't think the way i initially heard it uh and your actionary kind of point is that women want to make it legal for women to kill children i don't think that's true no that's the reactionary point okay right um and then guys literally can't do anything Hmm. Well. Her body, her choice, bro. Well, I know you hate saying that, right?

I know you're grinding your teeth. My nose started bleeding there. Look, I don't really see what the big deal is. Oh, you don't? Well, look. Killing her three kids. Yeah, yeah, I said. What about the kids? What are they doing?

Probably noisy. Man, all these kids fucking deserve to die. I'm going to say it, all right? The kid and the whisper man, okay? I watched The Whistman. That kid was a little freak. They're like, oh, the story of drawing wars, oh, I can't go up the stairs. Fuck off.

You know what? Yeah. I'm going to have to agree with you on that. The kid and the whisperman pissed me off, too. Yeah, he was so fucking annoying. Anion little cunt. Yeah. That film was absolute dog shit, though.

It was awful. You're right. The kid was the worst part. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If my kid got taken with a whisperman, I'd be like, thank fucking God. Yeah, yeah. I tip him. Little dickhead, afraid to go up the stairs.

Oh, my mom. Mommy got killed by stairs. Yeah. Fucking cunt. Yeah, that's gravity and her being a goofball. Don't blame the stairs, you know. Yeah. A bad worker blames the tools, you know.

Yeah, so I'm just like, oh, fuck a... Yeah, Whisper Man was fucking shite, though. It was bad, and I watched it, but, man, I got so fucking catfished, all right? Because I was on Reddit, all right? I'll definitely suck your dick if you watch the Whisper Man. Swear to God, yeah? I hear I was on my window I'll suck your dick

I suck your dick Michael Keaton's going to suck my cock It's okay They need to hear this Yeah but I was on Reddit And someone was like man The Whisper Man shit But the last 20 minutes

Are so fucking stupid It's crazy Like it has to be seen To be believed And I was like Okay it's gonna be like A really stupid twist here So I'm watching this okay

And I have my head In like twist mode Right Okay, it's going to be something so fucking. So I guarantee maybe like Robert De Niro's the murderer. Right. Or maybe like Adam Scott

is like a split personality, okay? Yeah. Or maybe there's actually like, instead of one kid's actually twins. Ah. Yeah. And one of them is Keefei D. I'm expecting like something crazy.

And it didn't happen at all. It's just the son. Yeah. Of the other murderer. Of the other murderer. Yeah. The original Whisper Man. for man. Yeah, it was terrible.

But you know, there's one point in that film, right, so the cops are in and they're searching the Gaff, and they do such a bad search that they don't find that there's a whole other room in the basement with two bodies buried there. The cops didn't even bother to look at that,

you know? That was just like one of the many glaring, logical absurdities of that dog shit film. She's so boring. That's the worst crime. It was terrible. Fucking Robert De Niro was sleepwalking through. actually respect that so much. It's actually worse to be really trying a shit film.

Him just like... Adam Scott was really trying. He was really trying. And I wouldn't even say like it was bad. It's just kind of like... It's like if you're in a community... You're acting with children, let's say, and you're trying so much.

It's almost like... Don't bother, man. Yeah. Like, chill out, man, you know? I mean, I like seeing Michael Keaton as a serial killer, but it was just... I didn't know he's in it. He's not in the trailer, I don't think.

Yeah, no, I don't think so. I only watch the trader once with you. He's only in two scenes as well, but they're the only somewhat interesting scenes. And that's the start of a whole franchise, The Whisper Man novels. Man, they should, I really hope they don't make another one of those

because I'll definitely watch it and I'll be angry all over again. Well, they knew they were going to do this to me. Is this your Doctor Who, the Whisper Man? Yeah, yeah. You're going to get the Whisper Man audios with Adam Scott and Perce here. What's he saying? He's whispering.

I can't hear him. It's very annoying. What a stupid name for a serial killer. The Whisper Man. It's like the Tiptoe Man or the, you know. Tiptoe man's actually pretty good. Yeah, yeah. That's actually better, yeah.

The tickler. The tickly monster man. Yeah, stupid name. Bad film. Awful. Anyway, Lindsay Clancy is innocent and Keefy D. Shatroth. That's Brian's take anyway.

Well, before we go real quick, because I'm still watching this, okay? Have you ever heard of castration movie? No. So castration movie, they've made two so far. Right. And they're kind of like these cult, the new cult classics, all right? Kind of like the pink flamingos of his day. It's very weird. It's out there. It's like really low budget, okay? Like, it looks like it's shot, the way it's designed, it looks like it's shot on like tape, like video tape recorder. Right, right.

I don't know what the first film's about, but the second film has got a lot of attention. Okay. And I watch it. Now, the thing is about these films is it's five hours long. Fuck. Yeah. So I'll be watching chunks. Yeah. And I didn't know what to expect. All I knew about it was that Will Menacres in it from Chapo Trap House.

And Ivy Woke, I think her name is. She's from Anora. She's a friend. Okay. Yeah, she's like an internet person apparently. I don't really know. Right. She slays.

Oh. But I was like, well, what is this? So we start off. And I think the first 40 minutes is all these, like, it looks. It's actually pretty fun, actually. I'm getting a bit jealous. It's this kind of like trans party. where there's all these naked trans people doing ketamine.

Okay. And just dancing around. So it's like, you know, like, you know, and their tits are jiggling around the place. And there's like a random black eye. Like, yeah, man, yeah. And that's what, this white people shit, but it's pretty cool. I like it. And, you know, it's like having a good time, 40 minutes.

And they seem to be in some kind of like polyamorous kind of like sex cult kind of thing. Okay. And, you know, they like a lot of, like, you know, they put leads on each other and the back like that. shirt wasn't the DNC. Oh, oh yes. Satire. Someone's getting too close to the truth.

Next week, I'll get paid off so you get bumped and I'm glad because he was speaking nothing but false misinformation. Putin's puppet, that's what he is. So, and then eventually she leaves, one of the main character leaves the

polyamorous thing and she just wanders around New York. And he gets sense to his film without any permits or anything, you I would see a woman pissing. Nice. For real. Cool. And, uh, you're kind of wandering around.

And then I think she gets captured again. They put her in a dog cage and start like, um, I don't know, do more cat. Oh, she gets captured by the polyamorous. Yeah. The polycule. Is that what they call? Yeah. Uh, I think they do more ket then.

What? Yeah. It's very, um, it's not like a real film where it's not like scenes per se. It's more it's like you're watching. things happening and there be a lot of dead air and stuff yeah it's a vibe is it it's a and I like the vibe do you really put me in the cage but yeah I like that you know like interesting look at all the tits and if you what did you watch it all then oh no no oh okay only like four four hours and 59 minutes okay I'm saving new I've got a life

thank you very much yeah so that's the second film so I think they're all different it's castration movie one five hours is a lot long ass film though you know I mean yeah but think about like

you'd have to listen to like six Doctor Who audio episodes mm-hmm yeah and there's no KET or trans

cults and that I felt like I was in a K-hole when you were describing it though quite frankly you know yeah so I might watch

more cats it becomes a real like I said cult classic thing I'll have to lock this up then a lot of people like you mentioned

vibe it is one of those films a lot of people like um it's like the Beatles very similar to the Beatles documentary

where people just have it on at parties and that and you kind of go in and out okay yeah I think that's a lot of people said that's how they experience it interesting because the way it is

like there's a bit we're just do yoga for a while yeah nice you know it's doing for the dads Brian licked the air there stuck his tongue out

you know so that's basically all I've watched and seen this week I was going to talk a Curtis CW but we're already an hour hour well over the hour

yeah I need to piss okay well look all that tall of people pissing made me need to go. Well look that's the end of another episode guys. Catch us next week where he might be homeless.

Goodbye.