Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 36 : Off to the Internment Camps

Episode Date: October 11, 2019

We talk about China and say some slanderous shit about Ryan Tubridy.

we're back back man how you've been getting on i'm fine what since the last uh since the last time we talked yeah yeah i've been getting on okay well no you you you honestly don't know this since the last since we last record an episode went to the shops yes we did a coffee oh yeah well you bought a coffee i watched yeah we bitched a little bit about other podcasts we won't name names but like oh i'll name yeah oh oh oh we just making noises yeah we're just saying like how long till we're in the dublin podcast festival and i think it's only what we really need to happen is for like you know where shame gillis got in trouble yes for saying some things some things yeah it was almost like we need that

we need like the new york time stuff like that to pick up something we say okay then we'll be famous and then we're all an easy street because he's got it made you know well having the dream job of the lifetime ripped from under him yeah Well, I have to say, though, I listen to Shane Gillis's newest podcast. Yeah. He's on the Matt and Shane podcast. And this is the one after the S&L debacle. And that's the same one that he got in trouble for saying the things, right, right, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I have to say it, very interesting. I would recommend, regardless of what opinion you have on Shane Gillis, so if you don't know, Shane Gillis, he said some offensive things. Racist things, yeah. Well, if you take out context. Time will tell. Yeah, yeah, okay. Well, that's what did happen. It was taken out of context.

Yeah, yeah. You can say, and a lot of people I respect said that's a racist. He should be, um, he shouldn't be allowed to be on SNL. He should be cancelled. Now, if you had the opportunity, you lost it because of some shitty, stupid thing you said. Some shitty online journalist. You'd be pretty angry. Yes.

But he handled it with such grace, I have to say, on the podcast, he's so calm about it. And so like, looking at it from a logical point. view, I'm going, like, look, they have to do what they have to do. I understand their decision. I'm not angry at Lauren Michaels. I get why they did what they did. Obviously, I'm not happy about it, but I'm going to keep going forward. Yeah.

I'm going to keep working. That's pretty clever. Like, don't burn any bridges. Because who knows what could happen in the future, you know? It gives a very mature response to the whole thing. Yeah, yeah. Where if me and you had that and lost it, holy fuck. That.

I just kill myself in the door Michael's office make a big mess to make a big little mess and play a Mitzie Shores somehow

but it was really I recommend everyone listen to it it's called Matt and Shane the Matt and Shane podcast I recommend you listen to the episode I definitely will

yeah because I'm interested to hear what he says because I'd never even heard of this guy before this whole thing think how crazy it is where like you go from like relatively

unknown comic to everyone in the world He's talking about you Yeah, yeah He made comparison It's like being a cop And your film Like beating a black guy

Or something like that It's like you're from No one knows he's like Everyone hates you He was the Mark Furman Of comedy Which actually I've been watching I've been hanging

With this girl recently We've been watching The People of her SoulJ Simpson Oh yeah Yeah She loves all that kind of trashy Kind of like you Yeah

No trash into words Like you know Cintillating and yeah like kind of um you know violence kind of like the interwoven sexual element with violence that kind of true crime kind of stuff yeah yeah yeah so mind hunter and o j simpson both those are great series though that's the thing they're both very well done i thought the oj one was fantastic yeah i've been re-watching it and it's kind of funny because she doesn't know anything about the oj case yeah yeah so a lot of times watching her she'd be like that didn't happen

now why did he be like that's like what happened she's like oh oh oh no like even like a lot of stuff with mark firman it's like you know he didn't actually say all those racist things did you I was like yeah but it's taking out of context he was doing the comedy podcast yeah yeah now Mark Furman shouldn't get S&L

I will I will say that you've heard it here for us although ironically Mark Furman had a much easier job getting media spots like he's on Fox News all the time. He's like their police correspondent. We're like, you know, there's like a police beating to go to him, it's like, just how you're doing, it's like, damn

right. Back in the day, we used to crush the skulls, these pussies nowadays don't do nothing. He doesn't sound like that at all. You may have sound like he was a south. It sounds like, fuck, or not I'll say, I'll say, boy, where you'll think you were going. In fact, actually, the girls with, she actually

kind of liked him at the start, because he seemed like a very handsome kind of guy. Yeah. Yeah. Kind of a handsome and charming. So they get you? Oh yes. Oh yes. they've got me many times and they'll get me again I have no doubt oh yeah I keep signing up to his groups I just look so good and white that's the problem the sheet and the hood very slimming very flattering no one talks about the style the aesthetics of the clip books clap your way they have like fashion shows are now and again they try and

make statements you know like that didn't have like a guy with like um a nuke around his neck Yeah, there was a hoodie that like the design looked like a noose around your neck Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah So the way I'm, like, they do like a Ku Klux Klan uniform

but it's got like a belly Like it shows off the belly or something Oh like a yeah, yeah, yeah, like a midrift kind of thing Yeah, yeah, yeah, just to make it a bit more like Sexy, yeah, yeah, yeah, and then people would like I love the statement I love what you're doing there This is a new thing

Oh, so, Taylor Swift just bought one so you're watching the people versus Zoya Simpson how do we get onto that this ties into Shane Gillis somehow I'm talking about racism and stuff like that okay right yeah and like good because we never talked about that before so it's good we're finally addressing it

well we're tackling it you know that's true yeah like you know that couple right yeah this mixed race couple was it illegal they were featured in a little ad I thought it's it illegal I was like no James

it's legal in Ireland no legal but it's little it's a little or legal it's Aldi what's an Aldi ad? Oh right okay and it's little I think Right right Yeah um okay

So they're in an Aldi ad They're in a series of ads Like Meet the Rhine family Yeah And it was meant to be like a nice A couple of ads Where you see this family Shopping and Aldi

Yeah and they're a regular family That we can all relate to And they're mixed race Yeah and you know apparently people didn't like it

yeah Gemma Dardy didn't like it oh she's a fucking nut job she tweeted a thing of like her nice job a little trying to fool us all and thinking this is normal

something like there's something like stop whitewashing Ireland oh you know I'm gonna pull up the actual yeah do that because the last thing I want to do is libel this bitch

oh fuck her man to be honest I don't even pay attention to her The little things I've heard just sounds so absurd And she's just doing it for the shock value For the reactionary thing Yeah, well if it was just her, different But a lot of people on Twitter Were giving her like debt threats

Like the couple We're giving them debt threats stuff like that Fucking shopping test go you bitch Things like that Every little helps is what I'm gonna say When I'm killing They're leaving the country now Yeah I heard that that they were

Online abuse has been so much That they feel they need to leave Do they have kids or is it just They do have kids, yeah yeah yeah um little gaslighting the Irish people

it's not my opinion by the way this is uh Gemma Dardy's tweets just like don't to like fool anyone so um little gaslighting the Irish people

with their multicultural version of the Rhines kidding no one resist the great replacement wherever you can by giving kids a wide berth hashtag shop Irish what the fuck does

that even mean? I don't know. It's not like the cast actors. This is an actual family, isn't it? Yeah. But also, the ad isn't them going like, hmm, I love black cock. Can't handle that, can you? Or what, they just go into like the meat section. Yeah.

White pudding or black pudding? Why not both? You're really spoiling us with this black pudding? Yeah, it's not if they're just going around trawling for like extra guys, but like, you know. Get into our sexy melting pot. It's not like

the woman there in the Rhine family is like spreads her legs and she's like show. Roll up, roll up, hey, have I go. Yeah, I don't know. But this Gem or Darley one, she's clearly a fucking idiot. Yeah, but other people like that as well, that's the kind of thing like... Yeah, well, like, I had this conversation with a friend

of mine and he says, like, it really feels like we're living in a time where this is becoming so normalised. Like, people just sort of, we are exposed to it so much that people are just rolling their eyes. at stupidity and ignorance and racism, you know. Was that a good thing?

No, it's definitely a lot of a good thing for it to become normalized. And then you see like the sort of extreme left reactionary thing and they're not really helping the cause either by like, everybody stop talking, cancel everything. Yeah. You know, that's not going to lead to anything good either. We need to like have an open and honest dialogue. Where is this coming from?

Why is it happening? Why is it being allowed? Instead of just, shut up don't fucking chat shut up well like you know

I think I've a couple opinions on this okay one I think that it's almost good

if it becomes so normalised that we're like oh it's one those dumb opinions again or we just don't give it any

creed yeah yeah well that is another thing the fact that the media sort of hype it up as well yeah yeah

yeah but before like we had to have been a few weirdos on Twitter going like she's married to a black man

that scares me Like that, yeah, but... The reptilian overlords plan is in effect. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is exactly what they said would happen. This is FEMA all over again. Yeah, but like, now is the big new story. Yeah.

And you will get some people who are like, you know, the reaction this is so over top. Maybe these guys into every point. You think? A little bit, yeah. You're not just reactionary, like, kind of contrary. guys, you're just like, oh, what? Why can't I send death threats to

mixed race couple? Why? It's good correctness gone, man. Give me one good reason. Where are they moving, you know? I don't know. It'd be funny if they're moving, like, moving somewhere where there is no racism. Alabama.

Oh, Jesus. Yeah. I know, but in fairness, like, where are they going to move to? Racism is everywhere. I was thinking it would be funny if they're, like, talking to the mixed race couple and they were like going to the woman like, what do you think of this? And she's like, it's awful.

Never experienced anything like this. This is so bad. And it goes like the black guy, like he's like, yeah, I'm probably used to this. Actually, I didn't notice to be honest. I'm black guy in Ireland. I'm used to this. Yeah. I don't know. Then they're kind of like, you know, doing the whole like thing

where like when you're a victim, you have to get loads of press coverage and like, ooh, my story. Like, don't get me wrong. Obviously, what's happening to them is horrible, but it's sort of, it's contributing to the, like, facilitating of, you know, giving them a profile as like, it's almost there's a reward to being a victim. Do you know what I mean? And some people might seek it out. I'm not saying that's what these people did. Of course not. Of course not. Don't say that on Mike. Yeah, but you, get me a few gin and tonics at the bar to later tonight and I'll go in a big spiel about it. Are you saying that this woman created fake accounts? who oh right yeah you're saying this mixed race couple I've created fake accounts

and it's all applied to meet Ray Darcy is that what you're saying I loved you on the den we're socky I miss sock it but it's disgusting it's yeah but it's just the whole thing and it's kind of like a little bit

like it's 2019 this is like something that like would happen in the 80s yeah but like the thing about Ireland is and a lot of people don't seem to realize this like people like live in Dublin

like they don't say they think where like a progressive 21st century multicultural society to an extent that's true but then you get to the rural parts of Ireland where they're still harbour very ignorant beliefs like there's a huge section of Ireland that are not

on board with this sort of progressive they didn't vote to repeal the 8th and they didn't vote in the yes in the marriage referendum they like the way things were they don't like how it's going and instead of shooting themselves they're going to turn the gun on you but you know what I mean

like there's a lot it's sort of like there's kind of like a cognitive dissonance where we're willing to ignore that we want to convince ourselves who are more progressive than we are but then when you do that you get incidents like this where like families are

abused online well we have this image in our head of like rural Ireland and it's like happy people you know oh they're great aren't they and like you know they show Gogglebox yeah we have an Irish goggle box now where in the show like people from all over the country of Ireland

and they're all saying silly things and they're charming as well but do you know how much footage you have to cut from every episode how much look at that stringer belly it's up to no good for that if there'd be the like of him now I tell you that

no he's up to a bit of badness they're genetically incline to sell drugs there's a lot of racism Ireland that we don't focus on or it's like you sort of give it a pass

the older generations you just sort of if they say something ignorant and racist you just go well they're just old and stupid well I'd like to think it's just old people and they're going to die out

but like I've got some relatives who will say things and they're like a couple years old to me I have friends younger than me one or two that, I mean, I say friends, but you know, people, I know people

my age and younger that do still harbour these ignorant beliefs, you know, it's scary, you know. It's fucked up. And it's... And that's why we need Shane around to, like... Shade Gillis, to save us all.

Well, it's funny is, Shane Gillis, from everything I've read about him, he is not in any way a conservative guy. No. But then they try to turn, like, see, this is what, conservative comedy is like, you know, versus them going off in the Chinese for half an hour, you know? But it's...

It's not. But again, you know, we're just living in this age of fucking constant information. They need a 24-hour media cycle. So they're just grasping at anything and everything, just it's all clickbait, nonsense, and bullshit.

I was actually interesting in the podcast as well with Shane Gales talked about a few people he knows like comedians. I think I know one the comedians as well. I don't want to say the name. Personally? Not personally, but like, she'd be... uh someone that I know and actually would like okay and by me no I mean like was a fan of

yeah yeah I'm not in the same circles or anything like yeah so not yet yeah yeah but I actually uh little being me is like now after ashamed he's like a bit careful I say in case like ever meet her because I like okay but like he was saying how she wrote an article about him in the New York or wherever like that oh I know who you're talking about now because I read that article going off about yeah yeah yeah and then he was saying like I talked her after she's like I got a book coming out, this is what you have to do. Yeah. They're not actually emotionally invested. They're just doing

what they're, you know, what's going to sell, get them what's clicks, you know what I mean? That's the thing, it's like we're sort of buying into this narrative. It's been forced fed just by the media just to keep up with this need for information 24 hours a day.

Nobody actually cares about the outrage or are invested in it. It's all nonsense. I'm just thinking there. Literally went from like Shane Gillis to the Joker, like, in terms like, who the media was focusing on, like, you know, Shane Gillis, he's going to, oh, God, if you listen to him for a second,

you're going to start killing Chinese people. And then it went to, like, the Joker. Like, if you watched Joker for, like, even, like, two seconds of the Joker, that's it, like, you're all right. You're going to murder children. You're going to be, oh, God. It all seems to be comedians.

They look at us as if we're the most, we're like a bigger threat to Western civilization than, like, ISIS. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're all going to go mad and kill us. Like, even, actual murderers were like oh my god let's do a netflix series by him he's probably innocent yeah yeah yeah making a murderer yeah but they don't actually know if he's innocent yeah but like let's

let's sit down the side of caution here and do like and do a really one-side documentary about how dreamy he is and then like comedians who are we talking about i'm just talking with general like a lot of podcasts like that like you know yeah yeah this handsome guy couldn't have murdered woman look how handsome he is and but so like even like stephen avery like let's go back to that it's like let's do a documentary let's all be on Stephen Avery's side even though like the lot of stuff is left out I don't even know

I'm used Stephen Avery's example I don't even know if he's guilty or not have no opinion on that yeah well there's definitely a lot of like suspect behavior on both sides I'll say that I'm saying a lot of these true crime podcasts they do we are on like the side of like

do they really do it is it the system trying to keep him down man they did not say that with Shane Gillis didn't go like was it the system that made him yeah this went he's a a racist piece of shit.

Which, by the way, talking of Chinese, okay, South Park did an episode about China. Oh, right, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've heard vague, I haven't,

I stopped watching South Park, to be honest. It was pretty funny episode. It was all about, like... So, what is it there in China, is it? Yeah, it was about,

it was basically about how Chinese government's censorship laws are so strict that starting to trickle down into American media. Oh, okay. Any big American film now

has to be approved by the Chinese censors. Is that right? Well, if they want to, like, make money in China, which is the biggest market now because all these Chinese people are like Can I'm not just do a separate edit though

Or is that what they do? Is that what they do? No no no they were doing that And now they're like let's just So whatever Let's shave off all the edges completely That's why like Because before I remember like I think it was like Iron Man tree

They had a separate plot line There's only the Chinese version It's like these Chinese scientists going like Wow look at Iron Man Really? Yeah it was like It was a little subploid Well, there's a little subplot like them just like talking about Iron Man

and they're like, whoa. And there's like an anime scene cut in. And some hentai and then like, you know. Just an octopus. An octopus fucks Robert Downey Jr. Yeah. So I did it and they also did a joke about how like you know when Winnie Pooh was banned in China.

I didn't hear that. Really? No, got banned. No, yeah, because they say there's a joke around China that he looks like, um, what's the name of Chinese? Oh, right. Da Qing or something like that. She's Jinping?

Sure. No, I think it is Sheething. Sheething ping, yeah. I'd like to go on record that I do not. No, you're right. You're right. I forget about those Dow. It's X-I, so it's Sheething.

Okay. Sheething ping, yeah. Or as I call it. And I think it's something like this. So what? They said that Winnie the Pooh looks like him. Yeah, yeah. So he banned Wean the Pooh.

Right. Which is why if you see the new Winnie the Pooh movie, it's called Christopher Robin. And Weingapoo looks like an actual bear. He doesn't look yellow. Is that right? yeah okay so then the episode they had like they go to internment camp in china which is real they have internment camps in china so what's an interment camp like a work camp kind of like yeah basically yeah anything yeah and who stays in these internment camps well and that it's this

this muslim minority called the whiggers or like the weggers but it sounds like wigger wow yeah but it's like you i do it's just a bunch of wagers just a white suburban kids yeah what's that man i mean they're in sermon camps suck is them Michael Rappaport Shut up Sebastian Yo, what up Yo, tripping man

You gotta get me out You got one chance What a June Yeah I'm locked up So they put all these This Muslim minority In an internment camp

Okay And Randy Marsh ends up in that In South Park episode And Winnie Poo's in there as well Okay Yeah, yeah Wow, okay I won't describe the episode

But like She sounds pretty good Yeah, it was actually a funny Kind of Yeah It's kind of dumb episode You know Yeah

but how did the Chinese government react to this episode band it it's wiped from everything right okay all like their their kind of versions of Facebook and YouTube and all that there's no South Parkland anymore Jesus man that must be a big fucking job to like have to yeah you just like go in Monday morning and say I'd get rid of South Park oh

that wasn't a racist impression that was an impression of somebody being frustrated I make that noise with my brain. Please, don't take me away. Don't hurt me. Don't hurt me, ma'am. I know.

Spicy. Well, like, so they haven't termicamp stuff like that. I'm just saying, like, you give Shane Gillis shit. Maybe he, this is his, this is how he's trying to save the wiggers. Oh, wow. Okay, so this is the angle you were taking? I did not approve this before we hit record. All right.

Shane Gillis against the evil Chinese army. Well look I'm just saying I like the Shane Gillis podcast and I think give him a chance. Give me a chance people. I think I mean we're getting to this place now which is so frustrating where like

especially with comedy it does it like the whole thing about comedy is you say something outrageous and then you kind of save it with a punchline it's you create the tension and break it but it's like context and intent or both being deemed irrelevant

and it's just like whatever he said that's what he meant it's like he's a comedian telling a joke he was being recorded he knows he was being recorded it's not like he was caught

you know like saying it behind somebody's back it wasn't like a voicemail who's ex-wife yeah I deserve to be blown in the hot tub and also

there's too many beeps oh Jesus yeah do you know what I mean it's crazy I was like, just leave comedy alone, come on. I should be able to say what I want! Nah, I'm the opposite of this stage.

We're kind of like, Irish fears of the best. We're like, now it's dangerous now, you know? What, comedy's dangerous again? It's dangerous. Yeah, I'm saying things like, ooh, I might get in trouble. See, we can easily get in trouble if anybody gives shit. No one does, though. That's the thing, yeah.

How far are we going to have to go, Brian? Because I'll go there. I'll go there and back. Oh, I don't know. Yeah. There's not, I don't know. I get a bit bored of the whole comedy debate. It is boring, isn't it?

it's kind of like no I like we don't really care but I do know people who will like have the debate like we'll just talk to at me about it for like so-called other comedians

yeah and then I look at some people no name names but like you know what are people who are like kind of like they are just way above like Gavin McGinnis something like that or like you know

it eventually leads to like a FBI watch list but they're not even doing comedy you're just like saying racist things yeah yeah like why why Why can I say it? Yeah. Well, you know, I'm not saying, like, obviously, if you do edgy comedy, there is consequences

and you should be willing to accept those consequences, but, like, it doesn't mean you should be, like, eradicated and wiped from the face of the earth. Oh, I didn't know. I got my bar job, so I don't care. Well, yeah, how is that going, actually? Um, it's all right. It's funny, I'm a little weed sleeve now. Oh, a weed sleeve, you know?

You need them dollar bills. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Have, like, have you open the bar, Dan? dancing coyote ugly style can't fight the moon like Brian get down no I'm sexy I've never seen coyote ugly it's not good it's funny it's it must have a big cult following it just was a well-known film yeah like I don't know why it got so popular it's not good I've been in multiple bars where the posters of coyote ugly around I guess it's just it's a good marketing ploy do you want to see sexy people dancing come to our bar

well you won't see that in the bar I'm working in the way I thought old lad to you're the eye candy are you? It's all old lads and they're all like very interested in my accent and sometimes they're a bit like, you're like, where are you from? I see her on the border, aren't you? Like, you sound like from the south and you're not like, oh, where's going to go with this? Because it might be like good and it might be like, you know, my father was killed. Where are you from there, lad? Yeah. I don't like that their accent. See, I grew up in a border town. I'm like 20 minutes from the Fermanagh border. So I know people, I won't obviously name names, but I know of people

who may or may not have been active back in the day, but you're not allowed to talk about it. My town's like, fight clope. First rule is nobody talks about it. And we all walk around looking like meekloaf. Nobody looks like Brad Pitt. If anybody looks like Broad Pitt to be accused of being a Protestant. Here, get us kneecaps now.

But yeah, the only kind of funny thing about when working is, it's kind of, I don't know it's kind of shit. I've been offered a job in doing delivery for Domino's. Oh, that'd be pretty good. Which do you think I should pick? Let's have a little poll for listeners. Yeah. Should I be a barman or a

pizza delivery driver well realistically being a barraman probably open you up to possible sexual encounters oh that's where you're going with but being a pizza delivery guy if porn has taught me anything extra sausage

yes I did have extra sausage take the money and get out that's the porn I watch by the way yeah it's like what did the extra sausage I did now get out that's definitely a type of porn is like a guy getting turned down by two sexy women. I don't need. That's my life baby. I think being a delivery

driver, though, would be cool. Just like drive around all the time and you don't have to really deal with customers. You just give them money and leave them. The customers don't like now. See, yeah, dealing with the general public. I worked in retail for years and they are the biggest shower of cons. Entitled

pieces of shit who just want to take their frustration out on you. They had a bad day and they can't beat the wife so they're going to go and verbally abuse you. That's the whole thing. It's pretty shit. Like, the staff, the guys that work with are pretty good. Like, they're nice.

The only thing is, like, they call me Kevin. What? Why? I don't know. Like, there's one woman, she keeps calling me Kevin by accident. I've even said to her, like, do I look like someone called Kevin? He's like, no, I just, you know why, I keep calling you Kevin. And it's kind of spread around as well.

To the stage where, like, who calls you Kevin. No, literally I was talking to one girl, and she was like, what's your name again? Brian. She's like, did you tell everyone your name was Kevin? I'm like, no. Like, I don't know why. That's hilarious. If I stick around long enough

I won't be Kevin anymore But like It's just like a hazing thing They're trying to haze the new guy Maybe yeah That's like the thing Like but like I'm such a pussy Like sometimes they call me Kevin

And I just like be like okay Because I'm not gonna correct them all the time Like your like paychecks get addressed to Kevin Yeah You get in trouble with the IRS No I'm Kevin I swear And cut to you

It's like a form of gas lighting Yeah it is isn't it Which we were talking With gas lighting before You hadn't heard about it before No I knew I heard the term but I didn't know specifically what it meant

but yeah it's pretty big in the abuse community yeah you fuck with people but you try and convince them of stuff that isn't real yeah like really that's like very psychologically manipulative well where I first heard about it was

I like doing to brag but I knew about gasoline way before everyone else awesome because I watched an episode Star Trek where where Spock Picard

alright is captured and you buy some cling on or some shit Okay, it's a alien, okay? And he's got him there, and he shows him three lights. And he's like, there's four lights, because he's trying to get him in his head. And he's like, no, there's three.

He's like, there's four lights. It's not like the whole episode, but it's like this kind of really intense scene where he's yelling at him, and Picard's like, no, no, no. And then at the end, like, they rescue him and all that. And he's like, the scary thing is that I started to see four lights.

And I was like, oh, that's what I was like to be abusive relationship. Okay. P. What the fuck. But, like, that's like, it starts fucking your head. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Have you ever been gas-flighted or gas-lit anyone?

No, no. I'm not a psycho. Something to do for, like, amusement, stuff like that. That's a very bizarre thing to do, though, try and convince them. So what kind of things? What are, like, common methods of gas-sliding? Like, what do they try and convince you of? The original, it came from a film.

What film? Some British film from, like, very early in the day, like, you know? Like, 50, something like that. It was all about a guy in a piece of relationship and the whole thing he kept like telling this girl the lights were off when they weren't.

Right. Like the gas lights. Okay, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And to make her things she's going insane. And then, like, because she was like, I don't know what's real.

I was like, yeah, I'll teach you what's real and she's like, her mind was like puppy in his hands. I see. Yeah. So that must be really, like gas lighting. Yeah. That's like Victorian London, basically.

Yeah, I think it was set in the past. The film wasn't like, yeah, yeah. That's where it comes from. So you think they're doing that to you in the new job? I think there's a little bit. Yeah, that might be like how they're breaking new employees. Yeah. And I'm so confused then.

Like, I don't know what to do. And then, like, they just push my head down. Is this good? Go on, Kevin. I don't want to suck in like, there's four lights. I'm like, okay. There's three balls. Yeah.

How do we talk about gasoline? I don't know. Because you think that's what they're doing in your new job? Yeah, and work yet. So you think you're going to stay out? it then? Well, I'll tell you what, I'm going to do a trial run for the Domino's thing on Friday, which, by the way,

if you're looking for a job, it's very easy to get a job in Domino's. It's a delivery driver. Yeah, basically, all the one knows, do you have a driver's license, and do you have a criminal record? And, for me honest, the second question nobody care about. Is that a mandatory thing? Do you have to go out and commit a crime for the interview?

Oh, you have to prove your heart, like, it's like a gang initiation. Well, I heard, actually, our friend Keron Wacker his mate was doing delivery driver and like I can't remember it was I think it was a she, it was a girl's

he just pulled up and somebody started shooting like it was in some rough part of Dublin and full on like she was in the middle of gunfire so she drove off she got back to it was a Chinese work for her and then they were like what's the story did you not deliver that food? They're ringing saying where's the food

like people were there was a fucking gunfight going on and they were like I don't care get back So they made her go back to the place and deliver the food. It's like, sorry your food's late, but I got shot at. It's like, well, you're still not getting a tip, you bitch. But yeah, it's not mental. Well, that's why I'd be a good driver, because I don't care if I live or die. So I'd just be like, I'd be driving, you know, the way, like, sometimes, like, in the action movie,

they drive towards the gun, and they kind of duck down and they're, like, shooting the windscreen. And they're like, pooh, like, that's why I'd be doing. It's just smash into the gun man. Here's your pizza, you swine. Clean up on all the five. we're not in a shop shut up yeah so I'm going to do the trial run on Friday

only for the podcast that's really yeah because I was kind of half not doing it's like this would be a great filler for the podcast you know just a break up from the Pito talk sure yeah well we haven't really talked about Pito's in these last few episodes

well I've gotten some news for you some comedians got caught being a Pito who? Some English comedian he's not a big one like do you know the name Alex Black he's not big at all

no I don't know that he yeah yeah so did he cut he got caught in a sting operation apparently survivors of paedophiles set up like fake they're not like

it's just like oh this like pito hunters type thing yeah yeah yeah there was like a channel four documentary like yeah

they just like break into your workplace like yeah why you chute this little girl oh no no pito I swear yeah you are you bloody nuts

and then there's beating with sticks and that's true justice they don't even like what do they do then so they expose them and put the video up online and then basically let the public have at them and a lot of these guys go on to commit suicide obviously no sympathy for the devil if their petos fuck them kind of thing

but i don't know it begs the question is it right for these vigilantes to be going out and doing this because what if they get it wrong do you know what i mean video of you online they're like you're peto i'm like no i'm not well all these kind of thing and like kind of like they don't be taken for account like hilarious misunderstandings you know like that's It's like an episode of Faulty Towers Yeah, yeah I'm sure Like there has been a case

Somewhere like a guy Like he steps in a roller skate And he accidentally goes into a child Into a bathroom Where there's a child And holes, you know, like that But they don't really take them To account those

You know Yeah, well So what, this guy got outed By like these Yeah It's a breaking new story That's why I haven't gone too much into it Okay, right

So so far he's just He was a former priest He tried to do comedy Oh, Jesus Yeah Something of a vicar I think And he's tried to do comedy

Was it a past caught up with him Yeah Fuck That's mad Yeah That's a P-O talk Yeah

We've filled our Pito quota For the day Yeah We go One last thing And then we'll wrap it up Let's do one Let's do a few more things

Oh okay All right All right It's getting rambunctious, are we? Yeah, yeah. I noticed your keyboard. Have you started playing? I'm trying to play a little bit of keyboard.

It's hard than you think, like... Oh, I know it's... It is hard, yeah, yeah. Learning an instrument is a difficult thing, but... I'm noble pursuit. It's good. You play an instrument, don't you? I used to play drums in a band.

I play a little bit of guitar, not much, though, just like basic open chords. Yeah, I'm not very good. Have you been watching anything crazy? What have I been watching? Actually, I just watched City on a hill? Never heard of it It's the new show with Kevin Bacon

Set in like Boston And he's a crooked cop I have heard about that They were playing ads for all the time When I was in Boston Yeah they were like really like Finally Yeah it was produced by

Ben Affleck and Matt Damon It's okay It was you know There's some really good bits in it And Kevin Bacon's just fun to watch It's the corrupt cop But then some bits you're just like Isn't it kind of like it's a white cop

And a black cop Yeah it's a white cop Who like teams up with this he's like a district attorney or kind of one of those sort of more um you know like yeah he's he's not a cop he's like he does his work in court kind of thing not just a lawyer but a bit above that and he wants to like clean up the streets of Boston then he realizes in order to do that he's got to get his hands dirty yeah you know and then there's this other side plot of this like working class guy or family of like bank robberism it's good like it's kind of like a town yeah

pretty much it's kind of like the town meets the departed is how I describe it and some really good bits in it and other bits who's like I wouldn't uh yeah how long of it? It's like 10 episodes yeah it's a bit I don't know I just started it and I was like I fuck it I'll finish

it you know what I mean but at times I was kind of like oh it's a bit shit oh you know sometimes I'm like jeez I think I know enough about police corruption I don't think yeah yeah you I've been watching this is for college now go for it home or away my big day home or away my big day

it's an RT player I am not familiar yeah it's about wedding planners now we have to watch it for college because it's like Jim you know the way I was talking about Jim the lecture isn't leaving global warming yeah yeah yeah well he's back

he's back baby the bitch is back and when he's not complaining about that Greta Turnburg oh yeah he's talking about this show and we have to watch it and like tell him about it so it's like

the thing is it's two wedding planners one's this sassy gay American guy called Bruce I think and the other one's this like stone cool straight up bitch all right shit from Ireland and they meet a couple

each episode and they got like convinced them to either have the wedding at home in Ireland or away okay which seems like a pretty easy decision because it's always like do you want to have it in sunny Spain or Longford

well the only thing is like people can't afford to fly out to Spain yeah so and then it's always like the same I've watched like three episodes it's the same shit every time we're like the couple are always like who we met on Tinder oh ho ho isn't that mad

you know which is not no it's not in this day and age it's not like the bitter resentment will set in a lot sooner in this Tinder age yeah go on if it's not mad like

and it's always like looking to her should we tell them well we had sex yeah but it's like it's not if it was like you met in like a gay club in Saudi Arabia or something like that that would be like I'm like ooh that's a bit mad like

you know it's like we met on Grindr or something like that like I was actually fucking her boyfriend at the time and then like we started having tracoms and he died and then we're like let's just keep going you know for his memory so that'd be a good yeah and like we fucked and we spread his ashes

on our naked body like that'd be like that'd be like I get like where you're like oh should we tell him so like it's like this dumb couple every week every week and then um they either want to get with their family or that or like in like some really beautiful Portugal or Spain or France you know and why is he making use watches are you going to go on to be a wedding planner no no a lot of the girls I think you picked the wrong course a lot of the girls in the in the course do want to be wedding

planner so they are interested in it you know uh and then like at the end they pick home nearly all the time because, like, you know, Granny, granny can't walk. Granny don't like Spanish people. They got to have it here. And then they have the wedding and like you can just tell like

the guy's like, like the woman's kind of not even the happy because she settled for less. Yeah, just because her body clock was ticking and she needs marriage and kids. Well, a lot of times as well, they have a kid already. Which is like, should this even be

allowed in an or tea? Like, I pay my license fee. have to like digitally you know remove the child it's like they're promoting this kind of behavior like I hope the child likes being in hell that's where it's going yeah yeah so like they've already got a kid so that's another reason why they can't be away yeah to have to have it there so they're like they have the wedding in iron then like we should live in Spain but fucking everything stopped it he's like should marry your sister you fucking yeah and then they digitally and

certain smiles into the wedding like and then the episode's over and like oh I want to watch a show about corrupt cops RTE they just produce such garbage though don't they like it's all this reality TV shite like

yeah and you can't even like when the ads are playing you can't even like switch yeah you can't skip true on the player yeah it's really frustrating it's awful they've got some good stuff on it though

they've got all the savage eye there yeah stuff from years ago I know yeah I'll see none of it's good now like yeah but the old stuff that was good they have yeah it's terrible I hear they're struggling financially and they're going down the toilet and ah fuck it

you know Rome must fall what's like Rome or T got too lair the sun never sets on the RT empire too much pederist orgies going on in RTE there is apparently an Irish Weinstein

I've heard that it's like blue balls the stage like tell me who it is Yeah, I'm sure there's a few, to be honest, man. Probably all of them. Yeah, especially back in the day. You're all that's with The Simpsons where Mr. Byrne had all the diseases. Yeah.

Like, Mr. Burns has everything, and it's like, he has only diseases, like, he can't get sick. I think that's the RT, right? There's so many paeophiles. That if one is outed, they all are, and the whole place gruffles. Yeah, yeah, so it's like, like a gang,

like an initiation kind of thing. We're like, okay, if I go down, you're all going down. Yeah. Like, okay, I'll get you, Pat. wow welcome to the show yeah it is

it's frustrating and yeah I'd say it well no we can't say can we we better not we better

well like what are they gonna do fuck them I hear who do you think it is I'd say I heard rumors

about Tuberty and he wouldn't even a bull no but I heard he was a coked out of his mind

and he's into like being a transvesting stuff he walks around in women's clothes really I heard they had some mental hotel the same one where a certain famous sports athlete guy allegedly

a certain famous Connor McGregor yeah that's the one yeah yeah apparently at that hotel when that incident happened who's telling you these things I see my roommate said there was this like fucking WhatsApp group or WhatsApp thing that was going on sharing all this shit could be all bullshit but I choose to believe it's true

because I want to see coaked up in Tubertie in an evening dress swinging a whiskey bottle at Bernard O'Shea. Well, you think if he did that on Late-Aitchell, it'd be so good. I'd watch it. I'd pay my TV license for that. Yeah, the woman he's just doing lines on the desk

while the big owl watches. And then he gets on, can you ever see, like, even like I don't know what their social media plan is for Late-A-L-A-Chow, because they'll have the guests on. Yeah. And then on YouTube they'll post a one-second clip. And let's say they had some guy on last week And the whole thing was like he was molest as a child

Okay I forget who was now And I'm like he's, I think he's a good guy For coming out and talking about it Sure, yeah But the clip they put on YouTube It's him going like Yeah, it was awful

I don't know I don't know what I don't know why I came back I don't know why he didn't fight I just felt so powerless at the time It was awful And then that's the end of the clip The Late Light Show

No, the clip The little scene they have at the end We're like subscribe and like he's like, right nobody winking like what you see Too hot for TV And then the next clip is like The fucking Aldi couple

Who've been Yeah, racially abused The next clip is someone with cancer And then the next one is somebody who paints Like sculptures And then Christy Dingham Oh yeah I'm still alive

Oh, that's great Christy And his new book actually It's the whole thing about him doing coke with like Jerry Rind. Oh yeah well Jerry was mad for the he died of a coke overdose doesn't it?

Or a heart attack induced by cocaine. Being a mad bastard having the crack being a lad one of the lads actually I wouldn't be surprised if I heard

stories about him coming out like again he was just a mad cunt eh I don't know yeah should we talk about

one final thing for a other one last thing that diplomat Should we talk about that? What diplomat? The diplomat's wife. Did I study you that story? No, I don't know.

Oh, wait to hear about this. This is a good little... This is a story now. I'm so uninformed. I saw this podcast does as illuminates what a fucking idiot I am, but then we go on. And there's an American diplomat, okay? What's the diplomat? What is that then?

Sorry, Paul. What are you? American? What is he's in telling you or something? Sorry, go on. So, like, he's been living in England right now. Okay, she's American diplomat. And sure his wife was driving on the wrong side of the road.

Oh, I did hear about this. And ran over a kid on a bike. Yeah. And now she's like, diplomatic immunity. She's like the bad guy in Leafwebant. Yeah. Diplomatic immunity. Oh, we need mail to show up for now, you know what I mean?

It's just been revoked. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So she ran over a kid. Kid died, I said. Yeah, yeah. And now she's like going back to America.

She's like, oh, God, the stress. I'm going home. Uh, bye. yes queen slaying yeah anybody who is like she shouldn't know that you're a sexist

slay queen yeah she plays some Lizzo and walks away yeah my men gotta be great till I gotta be great the truth hurts

also so does a R to the face and the parents now it's kind of weird it's kind of like this English kind of stiff up her lip where they're talking to your parents are like

it's just not right basically I've lost faith in the American government No they're kind of like working class people are just like you know It's not on You can't go around doing that

Run over my kid Just didn't like it Made a bloody mess Don't want to be a fucking prick or anything I don't mean to be a bother But could you not run over me child Please Little Susie

Spread over the road Like fresh nutty Teller out of a pack Just everywhere If you were that American diplomat Yeah How do you handle Do you stick with your wife

Or Yeah Just drop it like To be honest She's probably got bigger shit on him As like If I'm going down You're going down with me

Oh yeah I suppose like it's well Like she killed one civilian By accident He's probably killed loads Yeah that's true Is he like high up in the No

I probably The way it works is If you're kind of good your kind of reward is it's like a nice place like Paris or England and something like that yeah

if you're really good to send you like Paris or like yeah well it's a really nice place Brussels I don't know yeah somewhere like fun

like that yeah and if you're bad they'll send you like somewhere like Yorkshire like Nicaragua or something like that

like a place that's a bit scary especially them like oh no yeah that sounds bad fair enough yeah so he probably like

did where he kind of well often government. Yeah, he's middling. Yeah, he shook the right hand and stuff like that. And he was, sent him and he's like, oh, my problems are solved. So now I was... And his wife's like, I'm just going for a drive. Do you ever... You drink any wine? Remember to put it on your fog lights on that?

Yeah. Do you remember which side of the road you're supposed to be driving on? Oh, yeah. Don't man's playing to me. So what's happening now? Is she like, are they looking to extradite her around like that? She's gone to America. That's it. so just yeah

that's the end of that chapter and Trump you know it's probably like what's the problem I don't understand

it should be allowed to run over chilling if I want to that's so must have brought that should be allowed to run over as like

chilling as I want that is how they feel though they just can't say it out of life yeah there is like

I was watching you know succession yeah I haven't seen season two yeah there's the whole thing about

season two where it's talking about there's like actual humans and non-humans and non-humans a non-human is a company term for like

anyone who like is an immigrant or anything like that you know what will be referred to as the less dead people like you know undocumented immigrants or prostitutes basically people that society gives less for shit about it or they look at that like

well better you kill them than someone who matters that's the way they look at it you know and then I think that's probably the way he probably calmed her down And when she came back, she's like, oh, no, I probably hit someone, I felt a bump. He's like, I hope it wasn't a dog. He's like, don't worry, it was just a British child, okay? Don't worry, it was okay.

But, what, I have children as well? Like, oh, no, you've reg her normal American children. This was a dirty old English child. Ah, and so she got away with a scuffrey. Yeah, and she probably doesn't have remorse about it now. Probably not, no. She probably has had to take acting lessons for when she gives a speech. I'm so sorry

And then like Even like She swung this right way She'd get like a nice little media deal Like a little book deal About like her Yeah her ordeal Do you see actually

One of the mothers Of the Columbine killers Did a TED talk My life As the mother of Dylan Klebold I was like That is the most Tasteless

What's it like I don't know I didn't really watch all But it was just being like So You come home one day And you've find out your son

shot 20 kids what do you do I wasn't expecting this people thought it was my fault well it kind of was but anyway you know yeah but you know what I mean it's just like really cynical and tasteless like capitalises

like my son committed mass murders so now I got a book deal she's selling t-shirts yeah hey who's got two tongues and their son commit mass murder this bitch instead of I was stupid it says I was a dead kid yeah they didn't say I'm like

a lot of people do that though it's like really being infamous is way more profitable pretty much than just like any kind of dysfunction or scandal you can make a career out of it well isn't there like in America I don't know about Irish law but America isn't like

if you're a convicted criminal you can't make a profit is that right I think there's some law about that you can't just like kill the people and write a book about it oh and yet a lot of them go on to do exactly that. But I think what they do is probably their friend might write a book about it.

Oh, right, okay. But I don't know about Irish law. I don't know how it works like. We've never really had anything like that. You know, a big kind of sensationalized, sexy serial killer. You can be doing an Irish crime podcast. There's not that much, like,

there's really not much to talk about. No, no. It'll be all stuff like, you know, and they kill them in a bog. And, like, the end. And there's that land deal. apparently there was some discrepancies on the

he fell into the combine harvice there and then shot himself Do you think we're going to have like a mass shooting here or anything like that? Why not? Why not? It's hard to get guns

though I think it's It's hard to get guns over here It's not that hard You can get handguns and shotguns and stuff Do you know if someone the WhatsApp group Let's get tooled blood

yeah I don't know it'll be funny we're not funny maybe somebody could just hop at a car and drive up Oconn Street on the sidewalk

and just mow people now we're really it's giving people yeah don't do that this is what I'm telling Gavin McGinnis in trouble is this kind of stuff

like is it yeah yeah that was the whole thing he was going like you know he had a gang and he was going

like the proud boys he was like we will fight back you fuck with us we will kill you really but you didn't say that much

but part of the initiation was he had to get arrested do you want to be a proud boy you want to be a proud boy first of all you have to get beaten up and name five serials

beating up and name five serials yeah yeah so they're beating you up and you name five when you name five serials stop beating you up okay and I think the second part was you have to be arrested so you have to get either get in a fight and get arrested or fight a cop or something like that Jesus yeah and then the third one was I know something dumb as well

like that so that could be something we could do well maybe not well we'll see we'll see I don't think any of our listeners would be have the balls you don't have the balls I'd say we're going I'd say it's to go one final thing

let's draw this out to the bitter end yeah yeah um oh I don't know I've started so I'll finish why do you have anything else I watched the Indiana Jones

Irish thing sent you that Oh, right, yeah, young Indiana Jones during the 1960. Do you ever watch it? I watched it years ago when I was a kid. Really? I'd never even heard of it. Oh, like it used to be on RT1 on like Saturday afternoon. Really?

Yeah, like during like the A team, the Dukes of Hazard. Oh, I could see, that was a good mix, yeah. Yeah, yeah. That was fun, those shows, so those shows you can watch at your dad. Yes, yeah. Those are shows like... And he turned out and said, see that, that's a real man, you little bitch. Yeah. Spid on you?

He's like, why can't you be more like Mr. T? I'm trying, Daddy. I'm just there with like a mohawk and gold chains. I've been to the fool. Yeah. Yeah, those are kind of fun. It was like the only show was like the Venn diagram that like kids could like and dads could go like, you know. And then I'd be like, can watch Doctor Who?

Like, you're a fucking fag. You're a little buffed they get out. Yeah, and he just like throws a chew at you or something. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. But, um, got it, yeah, 18. We should watch the episode of the 18. Oh, man.

I'm telling you, we should watch the episode of the 18. where boy George is in it there's an episode where boy George we're telling about this what's he's like during the 80s right and like this is what he was at the height of his fame and it's like so the A team were this like underground like they're on the run from the military

for like war crimes and stuff and they go around kind of helping people and they just happen to bump into George or boy George and Mr. T's like hey boy George I love your shit man well I'm not like that honestly but um so he like

And then they're in, like, Alabama. And Boy George is, like, this very flamboyantly gay. He's, like, kind of dressed in, like, 80s romantic new wave. He's coped off his head. And he's, like, playing in, like, the deep south. He's, like, for these good old boys. And he's doing, like, a... So they actually have a bit where he's in, like, one of these, like,

cowboy bars doing karma chamelea. Come on, go, go, go, go, go, a chamele. Now, if I was the writer that episode, what would happen is the police come in, And the A team, we're like, God, we've got to hide. And George, is George, Michael? Boy George. By George, yeah.

Yeah. It's like, the best place to hide is in plain sight. So then they're all dressed as gay cowboys. And they're all doing it. Like, camera, camera, camera. They're all doing it. And Mr. T is loving it, especially. And then Mr. T realized something about himself that he's been hiding.

Like, the, you know, the reason why he's afraid of playing? You know, they have to drug him every time they go to play? Yeah, yeah. That's a bit, like. It's a bit, yeah. drug him a lot. Yeah, yeah, and he falls for it every time. It's probably going to affect his brain here's a glass of milk.

Better not be no, oh no, not this time, we promise. That's going to affect his brain over time, like, slowly his brain's just, like, rotten because of all the fucking sedatives. Yeah, because of all the, it's basically like, it's drugging him with lean, like. Yeah, um, there was like,

why were they, I assumed they were being chased for war crimes. Yeah, basically, but they were falsely accused, they were like framed or something. So they're innocent, they're like good guys, you know? It wasn't like Abu Ghrave, where they were like, you know, just messing with Iraqi

prisoners. Take a picture of them. You know, what was it? Who's the crazy guy? Murdoch. Hurling mad, Murdoch. Yeah, yeah, he was like really torturing those Iraqi civilians. They were like, he's mad. He's a wacky guy. Yeah, it was like

the grey-haired guy. Grey-haired guy, he was the leader. He was called Hannibal. yeah he's a white hair he's cigar yeah cigar i love it when a plan comes together and then there's the handsome guy yeah his name was face he was like the matthew perry of the group yeah he was like kind of the wise cracking good looking guy that all the chicks liked you know and it's always like a chick you'd be like uh yeah in every adventure meeting you a chick yeah pretty much and be like hey baby i could make you disappear and she'd like go like oh you pig and slap him yeah and then kiss him pretty much yeah and then the mad guy

who was like howling mad murdo he was like the driver of the pilot yeah he was mentally ill yes he was severely mentally ill and now we only saw the fun times we didn't see the bad times where like you know he's just like cutting up pictures from newspapers

and like piston jars just like flipping through playboy and scratching out their eyes you dirty whore we gotta kill them all mommy's little boy yeah Mr. T. was B. A. Barracus, he was the

he was the big tough dude. They always used to, the whole show was just them either getting in fistfights or shootouts or car chases. It was perfect for a 10-year-old boy that I was. It was like a real cartoon. Like no one really... Nobody ever died or even, there was no blood. There was two people

that died. A few people got died. A few people died. Yeah, but it wasn't like, you know, it wasn't like, you know, they shoot him like, fucking his eye falls out. And I'm like... Just one shot! Ah! It wasn't like a Tarantino film where someone's head explode. Yeah.

It was like insane to be big car crashes and cars would flip and roll over and everyone would climb out on skis just like whoa that was this dust himself off give me very unrealistic expectations of traffic collisions

and I learned the hard way I just kept smashed in the car the minute I got my driver was like just smashed in the cars thank God I was married to that diplomat or I would have got in trouble yeah that's really the lesson in this podcast if you're getting a car crash

immediately marry a diplomat and you're sorted that's where Matthew Broderick went wrong so there was no sequel to Ferris Bueller Ferris Bueller's day in court you murdered our Ferris you murdered her and her daughter it was like an Oma or Armagh or something yeah yeah they've done a goal somewhere like that

yeah he was just joyriding having fun you horrible con that Godzilla sequel is a disaster the death penalty yeah yeah uh yeah i think that's end it here i'm starting it lightheaded okay uh from all the fun we've been having okay that was good all right all right and we're on