Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 41 : Mrs Browns Boyz

Episode Date: October 28, 2019

"Watching this was like being stuck in a K-Hole."

I'm in James. Wait, I talked of a song party. Go on. If you want to get with Brian, you got to get with James. That's the... You just entered into an oral contract, which is binding. There's no way of getting out of it. It's worth package, yeah. You have to otherwise, you're a liar.

You're a bad, you're going to hell. of you try and getting a mortgage now you piece of shit we're very litigious yeah so we're back in the podcast yes and a few episodes ago we said we do a review for it chapter two oh yeah did you watch it i couldn't find the link i have it i haven't watched it yet oh you have it we're oh really yeah oh well oh scary if you uh i couldn't possibly comment uh on how i have it but yes i've acquired it oh cool yeah i'm i've got an inn with um McAvoy you bought it off the dark web you'd be surprised

the amount of other films featuring cloud stalking children feature on the dark web had to go through quite a few before I got the actual one and James McAdvice done a lot of them that'd be a great defense it's like they find stuff in your computer like I swear I was trying to download it chapter two

I don't well actually downloaded 40 hours of Look at it Chapter 2 I've just hidden bathroom footage Oh god So I couldn't find it

But instead I watched Mrs Brown's boys The movie Equally horrifying Yeah Which First of all it's called Da movie

The movie D-A Is it da or is a D comma Oh like Dunbelievables Yeah like Don't I'm not sure now

Oh Okay Either way it's wrong Either way it's retarded It's like, it's not good No, no How was it? Did you enjoy it? No

No I think it's like They're not aiming for anything No, it's pretty lowbrow And they're not aspiring To make a good film So they almost see can't even criticize them Like they aimed out

They wanted to make a lazy comedy movie And they succeeded Yeah It's so surprising How popular that was I think his popularity has declined a little bit but at its height

and it was fucking everywhere everybody was yeah it was literally it was bigger than Nelson Mandela's death if you remember that story what the Mandela effect

no no no no no when he died they interrupted Mrs Brown's boys oh did they yeah it and people were outraged

people were genuinely outraged oh my god that's hilarious who gives a fuck about this guy I want to see dermo and damo where the fuck the names are

yeah I've never watched a full episode but it's been on, like my older relatives are very fond of it. Yeah, that's the only time I see is when I'm walking to the kitchen. Yeah, yeah. And my parents are watching it. Yeah. Now I leave.

I say, I'll never come back. I'm my little bindle. I'm ready to leave. To the air, turn, I'm like, this is what you need to be doing Brian now. Look at that day or the gas. If you wore a dress, you'll be very popular. I don't know why your mother sounds like that, but that's not too far off

either. No, it's not actually. That's the sad thing. No, they haven't, they probably tinked that. They haven't said it to me, which is good because, you know, I don't want them to... Because it will be part of me going like, maybe I should. Maybe I should, and it's not working out any other way. So you watch the Mrs. Brown's Boys

The movie. What's the plot? Well, I'll tell you, I'll just run through, like, I made some notes and I was watching it, okay? So I run through, the interesting part is. So it opens up, okay? Well, first of all, I see shots of Dublin. It must be drone shots, but they pick, like, the worst...

It's just the roofs and some houses Like Okay, right, right You see some random houses There's not like No hallmarks of Dublin You don't see the spire You don't see anything nice

Okay Just some houses and thingless Is that like yeah We're like okay This is this a movie Thought you were watching a Ken Lodge film It's like some very grim Depressive

They cut my benefits And they killed me Kez They've killed Kez The Bastids Yeah So it's like It's some shots of like A few houses

Okay And then we cut like Mrs. Brown, okay? And she's waking up and she's getting ready for life, you know? Right, yeah. Getting ready for the day.

And they film it like in the sitcom set. Okay. And is it shot any differently? Does it look more filmic at all? No. No. No.

It looks like you're watching a sitcom, okay? Okay, right, right. But then here's the thing. She's breaking the camera a little bit. I'm like, how you doing? Oh, I can't talk. I'm busy, which she does in the show she breaks camera.

Yeah, yeah. I'm going to call her she throughout the review. Oh, it's very progressive of you. I don't know. I don't know. But anyway, yeah, so she breaks the fourth wall, talks to the camera. And then she walks out of the house, and she's on a sound stage.

Oh, wow. Okay, and then, okay, there's a sheet behind her, a background of a city. Yeah. But it's not real. But then she pulls down the sheet, and she's actually in the city. Ah, okay. So it's very kind of Charlie Kaufman-esque, you know. Makes you think, you know.

Yeah, yeah. Where is reality? Sure, yeah. Are we participating in the film? Are we in the film? It's almost like an existential philosophical crisis. I just started crying. I didn't know what was going.

So she like, and she like looks to camera and goes, it's the movie, like all excited. So now we know this isn't your grandma's, this is Brown's boys. See, she probably does that because the core section of our audience are people with Alzheimer's. So they're like, what's going on? Yeah, they're free.

gosh she's got to be like don't worry it's still a fellow yeah well all of them like this is the first time leaving the house a long time yeah so they're in the cinema like they're scared so just have her go like don't worry okay don't panic this is the movie yeah okay so then um it's her and love other mammies going around Dublin okay and I think they're pushing prams I don't know I don't know why she's pushing a prams she doesn't have any infant's children she's like when those old women you see and they're pushing a pram but their baby dies you know but no one wants to say anything so you got like oh she looks very nice

yeah just the can of soup in the brow yeah yeah like oh oh I'm on a picnic that's a very nice

baby yeah oh the nuns didn't take your baby there's just like a nice grave

in a phone and chew just cans of soup yeah oh geez they've gone off so she's pushing around

it's like a big musical number okay they're all singing and dancing it's to a song by the script awful song

wow well they're a terrible bad real generic awful like it's okay life's so good just kind of like shit stuff like that and I want to look up the song

on YouTube out of interest so I looked up and all the comments are like jeez I love this movie oh this reminds you Mrs. Brown's boy

what a great movie this movie changed my life this movie got me through some dark times I was going to walk into the GPO with a gun before I watched this film it saved me

and lots of others another reason I hate it so she's doing that and then we get to see like what Mrs. Brown does outside of the house Oh okay we've never seen her

outside the house I'm not sure Right okay This is the first time I'm fine now about this Right okay I thought she's living in the house Yeah

on a sound stage Now this is real life okay So she works in a fruit and veg store Okay Yeah And you know

Now that's not a Very rude or you know unprogressive terms she doesn't work like in a mental hospital or something I thought you're going to say

brothels but like fruit and veg all the same thing yeah yeah a mental health hospital

except they don't get paid yeah what's the phrase one man's trash the little man's little man's brothel so there she's working

in the fruit and bed and she gives the customers a bit of cheek you know stuff like hey do you want she was actually

kind of make that joke like hey who wants to look at my veg. Look at my touch my plums and then someone says yeah and she's like

ah you feck off you dirty bastard ah I'm only joking yeah and then Hitch and R bring her in back on

Mrs Brown you know you can't do this several complaints have been made oh geez they want to have a go on

the melons oh ho can have a go on their old meat and veg okay this is the kind of we're talking

by Mrs. Brown everyone's very uncomfortable they're calling you the Irish Weinstein Weinstein Weinstein

the movie oh it would be funny if like nobody to talk about someone high up in R.T. He's a pedophile.

Yes. It'd be funny if it was Brendan, but because he's dressed the woman, he gets him out. Yeah, that's a little claws in the law. Kind of like when Caitlin Jenner ran over that dude when she was transitioning. Exactly, yeah. It was Bruce that did it. It wasn't me. It was Bruce. I mean, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

She's working in the fruit and veg store. And she's just going on about how, like, oh, this is great, you know. I've just places been here. My grandmother's used to own it, and her mother used to own it. this long tradition this proud Dublin

this is Dublin yeah like tradition yeah and there's a guy who works like close to her he's also

like works a stall and this is hilarious now he's Indian but they keep calling him Jamaican oh

yeah right okay yeah wow and he's like I'm not Jamaican like ah

whatever Bob Marley oh what you big beat and then they do another musical for her in blackface the only good

like they keep doing this joke over and over and over like he's Jamaican even though he's in I'd say every 10 minutes or so right it's like you know even even this Jamaican guy he's like I'm not Jamaican like whatever you big Jamaican okay yeah no payoff with that really like I'll spoil it now there's no scene near the end where he goes like uh no you're Jamaican or something like you know no he just gets pushed around the whole film and he just takes it. Wow. Because he's been you know...

That's pretty horrible. This is Dublin, you know, so... Yeah, yeah. His type aren't, you know. He didn't... Does he even get in? And the joke's like,

oh, Mrs. Brown, Jamaica and make me crazy. No. That's actually very offensive. How dare you? How dare you? No, they would slap him if he said that. If he talks back, you know...

So, see, when they're raised against him, it's like, ah, it's a bit of crack. Yeah. On Mrs. Brown. And if he says anything back, like, you're off the film. Get out. I'm not putting up with that.

that's pretty hot what year did this film come by 2016 okay wow I'm surprised that shit was allowed yeah

so it's all going well you know she got the fruit and veg stall and she's being racist and like you know life is good yeah life is good

but guess what one of the other women is coming by and she's like Jesus another stall closed down she's like really she had that stall for 80 years

like yeah well they're all closing down now because of I forget to name the businessman some businessman slash politician is closing it all down

And his name, this is funny now His name's like Patrick Richardson It spells out prick His initial spelled out prick You know Like something like Patrick Richardson

Something something So it says vote for His election post says vote for a prick Yeah Okay Hey hey hey Taking him Wow, that's some real hard-hitting political

satire there She wrote for the Daily show In her early years And she left as soon as Trevor, now I'm not fucking writing for the edge of you know Look at that Jamaican

Okay So now we cut to the businessman It's where he got us through He has like a treaty model Of all the little stalls Yeah Why does he picks up each individual stall When it shuts down and laughs

And then throws it to the ground Like ha ha ha ha another one Another independent business down And okay he's also hanging out with he's hanging out with Russian gangsters Is that right? Yeah So it turns out it's all the scheme

So he wants to shut down all these stalls So he can sell it to the Russian gangsters So already a bit like You know Crime And then the Russian gangsters come in And she's like Hey big fecking Jamaican you

If you say it again I will slit your fucking throat You hooh Oh ho ho You big Jamaican bastard Smook an old dooby And you'd feel better I swear to God

You would, I'd kill you Anyway, no That doesn't happen No, we should do All right Okay Okay, so the politicians In with the Russian gangsters

Yeah, so if that's not That's bad, okay But guess what Mrs. Brown's daughter Who's actually Brennan O'Carlo's wife In real life Is she the Northern Irish one? Yeah, yeah Yeah

She's got a new job She's no interest in a fruit and veg store It's like, oh mammy, there's no future in that And she's working in an office you know so that's that's bad okay right right right no she's not the northern Irish one I'm thinking of somebody else really she's blonde yeah

is she Northern Irish his wife maybe she's always like oh mammy oh no no I think she yeah no it doesn't matter but yeah go on so she got a new job working where sorry uh some office oh okay but that's portrayed is like really bad like you know like she's betraying the family family yeah yeah yeah right the idea of like this woman

like wants to like do her own thing it's like bad and Mrs. Brown even shows up in the office and calls her a boss the dickhead and stuff and he's like, oh, ooh and I never and just leaves there's no like repercussions at all

like she had to weigh with a lot of stuff in this so you know things are going they're kind of like on the rocky roads like oh she does make she goes to confession she doesn't make a good joke now where like she says oh I don't pay my taxes I change my name to Google

oh Jesus hard-hitting stuff That's two, two sacred cows. Wow, she's, uh, no holds barred, but she doesn't care who she offends. She's like diced back in the day, right? Hickory, dick, woo. Yeah, so anyway, this guy comes along, and he's offering her big money. For what? To sell the stall.

A freaking bed style. Yeah, yeah, like big, like, we're talking like thousands. Okay, right, right. And she's like, fuck it off, I'm never going to do it. And then he's like, what about four million? She's like, oh, Jesus. Yeah. Four million?

Yeah. fruit and red stuff like it's big money maybe not exactly four million but she's like fuck off but then

people kind of find out about it that even the offer existed and they're like you're not going to do what are you and she's like no of course it won't

and even the Indian guy's like go on Mrs. Brown and she's like yeah good work you're Jamaican how often do they make that joke I'm not exaggerating about five times really yeah

yeah yeah yeah let's see I want to get this right now all the like the interesting plot points but we do find out her mother when she was running the stall

forgot to pay taxes on it she forgot to pay for the rights to the stall or something like that okay it's like a street like a street vendor

yeah she used to pay to have license or license that's it yeah so she forgot to pay for license the mother okay you have to renew her

something like that and the mother never renewed I'm not really 100 sure but she owes it turns like she owes the city a lot money now so she could sell it

and pay off her debt yeah yeah yeah but she's like no I'm not going to do that so she hires Simon Delaney yeah from Bachelor's walk yeah he plays a lawyer

and his name is Tom Cruise okay but Cruz C-R-E-W-S and they really have fun with that so what kind of Tom Cruise jokes do they mean oh they're not jokes now

it's like Tom Cruise Tom Cruise Yeah That's it That's basically it Yeah Yeah Not even any

Like Scientology jokes No not like that Jesus no No No no There's not even any jokes Like Jesus Where's Angelina

Not like that It's a bit like It's your name's Tom Cruise as well Huh That's it Yeah That's that's right Like yeah

Okay wow That's He doesn't even Have anything funny to do He's really wasted In this film Yeah That's a shame

it's a sad sad state of affairs so no one else likes the idea she doesn't know what to do okay she owes this money doesn't know what to do and the Russians are kind of like coming at her

like threatening yeah yeah but she hits them with like fruit and stuff they run away these tough Russian gangsters are like we'll get you will get like she hits him with like

I know like a carrot or something they're like we'll get you next time where they could just put a gun and make her suck it or like murder her entire family like Russian gangsters don't fuck around yeah

she like hits them with a cabbage we must flee so um she's standing up to the thing though she's going to take it to court she's like this is wrong but she doesn't have to pay the city for this okay why I shouldn't have to pay this thing

that's been there for years well how is she in the right here I don't know beside the Lainey's where like okay yeah yeah I've got Tom Cruise as me liar There's a subplot now where we follow one of our kids. She's got lots of kids in the film, like seven or something. Yeah, yeah.

Now, one of the kids, I think his name's Durr, there's Buster and Dermal. Okay. One's the kid and one's his friend. Right, right. And they're like the, Brendan thinks, Brenno Carle thinks these are the next generation, Lauren Hardy. Okay. He wants to do a spin-off just these two guys because they're so funny. Oh, wow. Okay. Buster and Dermal.

Yeah, yeah. So we see these two guys, and one of them helps out Mr. Wang in a blind ninja school a blind ninja school yeah so if you're blind they want to be a ninja you go to Mr. Wang of course now Mr. Wang is played by Brendan O'Carroll oh wow yes now

he's doing full on like oh yeah like he's doing full like he basically paints his face yellow oh my god he's like oh yes Mickey Rooney oh yeah me racial stereotype like that like really like yeah but they

they get around it by going but literally in the scene where he's introduced to go like, sure, he's just an Irish lad playing an Indian. I'm sorry, playing a Chinese guy. I've got, my race is mixed up now because of like, the Jamaica team. Every time you be

a Chinese person. All right, Jamaican. I'm so confused now. I was actually trying to not say Jamaican and I made it worse. But like, but it's okay. They say to the audience now, the break character, sure he's only an Irish guy playing Chinese and Brendan... How is that the defence? That's what the problem is.

Yeah. And, and, I'm Brendan O'Carle is going like, oh, yes, me, ha ha ha, ha, oh, lads. Like, he started, he breaks character in the film. And then he goes back to his... Oh, yeah, so please. Yeah, that's their defence. How is that in defence?

He's like, don't worry, it's just an Irish, I'm playing. Yeah, that's the problem. And they say that throughout the film, whenever he shows up, there's always someone going like, Asher, he's just an actor playing Chinese. Not like in the context of the film, he's an Irish guy.

Yeah, yeah. this is like no don't worry it's just Brendan O'Carroll that's so weird that's very bizarre did they get in trouble

for any of this none no that's so crazy you think that would be a big thing like yeah because he's not even doing like a subtle

Chinese accent it's very like he's proper like dinga dingin ding ding ding ding ding ding ding like whenever he talks like yeah

and like Shane Gillis got so much shit and this guy yeah well let's not get into defending Shane Gillis well look

He used a lot of slurs Well I say when Brendan O'Carroll Host Saturday Night Live He's probably going to do Mr. Wang And they'll all love it because he's Irish Like, oh Ah, ha ha ha ha ha, god Okay, so

You think, like, introduce these blind ninjas Right, okay They'll come back later on, don't worry Oh, good But they know what they're doing This film, all right? Okay, and so when they're blind ninjas or do they have like the sunglasses

and, like, canes or anything like that are? Or how do they portray them as well? This got, they don't canes, the sunglasses, I think, okay, right, and it's like some stuff where, like, you know, they're falling over.

Kind of like Mr. Magoo. They're not in any way good ninjas. I see. They're walking into walls and things. Okay. One of them actually,

the bit during it were like, Buster and Dermow were talking and one of them, I think, like, steps on glass or something like that. Okay. And falls over,

and a big squirt of CGI blood comes up. Oh. Yeah, like a lot, like it's a Rob Zombie film. Oh, really? Yeah. Okay.

Huh. So you're like, geez he seriously hurt himself but he's blind so it's okay he's a blind ninja so it's funny yeah

so they have to do some stuff to raise money okay so they try a bingo and a few other things the gay son says he'll swim the channel

okay he'll swim the channel okay but then we cut the next scene he's like I thought you meant the canal and he's wearing a like a

a borat kind of bikini okay right right right and then everyone is like they're supporting him as he runs towards the ocean and they play like the

you know that music to play when they're running that's from the Oscar winning film Oh charades of fire Yeah they play the charades of fire music And he walks into the river from him and he goes like It's feckin' freezing and he runs out Okay right And that's that that's that

That was like 20 minutes That was a long old scene I thought you meant to canal Oh yeah Oh god Yeah and they really like They show a lot of him just running along the beach then afterwards like...

In that like Man-Kini Yeah, yeah Okay Which is just straight up Ripped off and bore at Like yeah There's no There's nothing else to it

Like There's no double layer It's just like Let's make him wear that Because he's gay And that's what they wear That's what they like Yeah

Yeah And then I just like let's make him Speak Chinese as well Okay They don't but like It sounds awful Yeah it is awful

I don't even There's no rig I'm trying to describe Plot points But like None of them like come in any real order No it's just like It's just like

Sounds like a real jumbled-up mess. Yeah. So anyway, some of the old lads then, like, I think he's her brother. There's, like, one old man who lives in Mrs. Brown's house, and I thought... Is that the one they call him Daddy or something? Yeah, but he's not her husband. No. He's her...

Is he her husband? No. Is it her brother or something? I think so, because they mention the fact that her husband's dead. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right. This becomes a plot point after later on the film where, like, she was a single mother. Right. okay, she's a single mother

with like 12 kids yeah, yeah, that becomes a big plot point later on in film, but we'll get to that so the old guy is like we're gonna blow up the Russians okay, yeah, like we're gonna plant a bomb in their car, no I'm serious and I think they hint that like

the old guys who are all ex-rah lads all X IRA so they have this funny scene of like an old guy running towards a car with like a stick of dynamite but they're like Jesus, he is Parkinson's and he blows up are you serious? Yeah, yeah, he blows up

on the car as well Does he die? Yeah. Oh. Yeah. That's pretty. That's not the first debt. There's another debt coming along, okay?

Okay. Or like this old woman comes along and she's like, my mother remembers seeing your mother, she's talking Mrs. Brown now, seeing your mother actually pay for the license. Oh. Yeah. So Mrs. Brown's like, great. If we bring that to the courthouse. No, listen. And we get her to sign an affidavit, that means that's proof.

But I don't have to pay any back taxes. Okay, wow. So... It's like the wire. Yeah. Well, listen to this. So, Mrs. Brown's bringing her to the courthouse, this old lady. The old lady accidentally walks from the bus gets hit.

Oh, my God. And Mr. Brown's like, ah, feck. Ah, that's your jace. Yeah. Oh, fucking out. So that's two debts already, yeah. And a blind guy got, like, seriously injured. Hit an ephemeral artery.

Yeah. so they're like jays we'll still she might um if he's got paid we still run to the revenue office you know there might be records of it yeah yeah so they run in and brendo carl forgets his lines when he runs into the office okay so he goes like ah uh i'll have a bag of chips and everyone starts laughing yeah yeah they're basically falling over in their backs like yeah yeah because that's a big thing in the show they break character and stuff a lot so they do that in the film they do yeah there's also an

understand where Russian gangsters talk and he kind of like he drops his accent for a second he's like ha ha ha jesus lads how tell you is I'm Russian heat yeah yeah okay and is it did you find it charming or endearing at all when they break character no no no

quite the opposite turn my fucking stomach you are kind of like you're wasting your own time and you're wasting my time I paid money for this I mean because they have a blooper reel at the end as well oh really yeah so many bloopers at least keep it for the end then if you're going don't take just in the middle of the film

and this is an important scene as well in the revenue office and they just drops character and have a bag of chips yeah and they're like oh he's a genius he's a bloody genius I wonder the BBC love him so much and then for some reason like to do a bit

of funny stuff where like the woman in the office is like on her headset so she's having two different conversations oh like the Bluetooth headset yeah and Mrs. Brown's confused by this so she just gives up

and leaves the revenue office and then she gets the two two lads to try and sneak in with ninjas oh derm and bustar

yeah they have to sneak in with ninjas the revenue office okay yeah so this is night now and Mr. Wang's there as well

of course yeah yeah and now they've got all these ninjas and there's an electric fence and they're like

okay when I say go and before you can finish it one lad runs to the fence And he said, why do you go when I say go? Another lad runs to the fence. And Mr. Wang was like, oh, you don't know what to say go, like that.

And he's like, and then when he says go, they run to a fence. Yeah. Yeah, this happens for another, well, I felt like five hours. It felt like it was in a K-hole. Like, it just kept going. It just wouldn't stop. Oh, Mr. Wyat is there the whole time. No, I say go, not no.

Yeah. but listen this okay the press gets to hold this story now what story what's the story Dublin woman won't pay money that the government always offer

okay right yeah so it becomes a huge thing and Joe Duffy appears in it oh really yeah he sounds different he's kind of

because he knows this is his big moment to shine that might be it he sounds like he's acting yeah and he's not a good act that's why he sounds different

instead of just being like natural on the radio he's doing like Ah, Mrs. Brown He's like he's over and the It's a little Okay, right

You're really what Dublin stands for You know Yeah And you're like no And then Mr. Wang comes in Oh Joe Duffy

I'm big fan to do Yes please You represent Dublin You're racist And you're not funny And then somebody

rings in I'm fucking sick of it Joe I'm fucking sick of it The Chinese and the Indians and the Jamaicans They're everywhere

Um Pff Yeah Um so like the news it becomes big news story she's on the front pages of all the newspapers

like in the treat like it's the biggest story ever like and it's like Dublin woman stands up for herself and they have a news reporter

interviewing people and she's like I'm with here I'm with this Jamaican fella and it's like I'm not Jamaican and the news reporter's called I'm a bike

I'm a bike yeah I don't get it I don't either what is that I'm Ima her first name is Ima

and then the last name is bike That's how they end the scene This is RT News I'm a bike Oh okay As in like Everyone's road her Oh I see

Right Is that a common Dublin thing No I'll call a girl a bike Maybe but no Like the village bicycle You know that's like Yeah

Yeah But I don't get it like What so the news reporter It's just called I'm a bike Maybe she's And they show her name Downscreen

In case you couldn't figure it out Like Right Right and then parentheses whore she's a

stop it for a minute and Brendan O'Carles go out that means she's dirty she loves big willies that's what she loves

I don't get that's very weird well that's slut shaming that's what that is well if you want slut shaming this and this again

if you want it oh I want it oh yes so they keep going like oh Jesus Mr Brown you were a single mother

as well and you raised all these kids didn't put any of them in care she's like yep yeah that's true her eyes start darting around

oh yeah okay yeah so they keep doing it but she feels bad for some reason so she goes to confession to confess the sin and the sin is okay she actually did put the kids in care took them out and they still kept collecting the money

oh yeah oh well that's she's stealing even more money from the government very duplicitous yeah yeah so she's scamming the government but all our kids are like 40 oh this is back in the day like yeah yeah okay yeah yeah um So I think what it works

I didn't really understand this She did put them in care And then took them out But she was still getting the money I don't know how that works How does that work So you put your kids in care You don't get money

Or you do I don't know Oh I think she put them in care But still collecting child benefit That's one of it is Right Okay yeah yeah yeah Alright

I mean how's that even Is that possible Can you do that Well if you're Mrs Brown Yeah No No what happened She went as Mr Wang

Every night Why he took me like the children child welfare yes please thank you and they were like no it's okay it's an Irish guy

pretend to be Chinese I like that in that that logic it's like it's bad if it's a Chinese guy yeah

but the fact that it's an Irish guy pretending to be Chinese then it's okay I see that's what how is that the defense because that's the exact problem

if that was the irony it would be funny yeah but it's there's no irony there's no irony to this They're being very sincere when they say, it's okay, he's an Irish guy. That's Brendan thinking he's clever,

like, I'll pretend to be the Chinese guy. And they can't get me that for that. But they can't get me then? It's either that or we cast a Chinese actor. I am not doing that. Oh, my God. It's so weird. It's so weird that, like, it's so offensive in so many ways

and it was just, it was the biggest thing ever. like it's an RTE and BBC Anyway we're getting a little derailed Yeah yeah So now the court case is coming up now Okay And they have to hire a liar Yeah

A different liar I think Right Simon Delaney is not working out like So decide to get one A solicitor What do you call it A liar in the Irish court system There's solicitors

And barristers I think it's solicitor I think yeah I need a solicitor Yeah So they get a solicitor And guess what disability he has Tretts

Oh, of course, yeah We're in for a laugh while you're here Yeah, so what is he? Oh, God, he is not appropriate. Wait till he meets Mr. Wang, oh, then we're in for some problems. There, we definitely had no shame healers territories. Okay, but the thing is, like,

he does Tourette's don't even really use it that much. Okay. He drops the odd wank. sometimes but that's about it like he just says wank yeah every now again your honor wank uh let me just say

like that's about it like instead of like building up to like you know like he's maybe has it under control and like fuck shit good yeah yeah yeah he just every now and again is like we'll get our wank or something like that or like

and that's it like it's really underused oh okay so it all comes out in court about Brendan O'Carroll was going for subtlety with that scene yeah I don't want to be a little

bourgeois with this you know just the odd wank yeah go on I want to take a sly look at Tourette's I'm really say something okay I'm holding truth to power and by power I mean Tourette's so the court

is going on the court case like and it all comes out about her scabbing yeah so now she's shamed she walks naked through the city and they boo her and they put a red

a on her on her fake tits okay so then it gets all emotional and she's like oh geez it's sure they said you can only the nun said to take

one of them I sure I couldn't give up any of them at all because I love all my children so much and all the kids are like oh mammy you're so great yeah so then okay

it turns out that there was a braille copy of the receipt What? Yeah, just don't... No, ask questions here. I'm sorry, I'm going to have to ask the questions.

A braille copy of... There is... Well, what receipts are... Of the license for the stall. There is a braille copy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, that's in the office. So, what happens is the Russian gangsters

took the original one. Okay. But the Braille one is still in there, and they're like, who do we know who can read braille, who can sneak into an office? Oh, shit. Yeah.

Mr. Wang. It's not racist. It's Mr. Wang, time to shine. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Yeah. So there's a braille copy of the receipt. Standard practice. What the fuck?

That's just beyond retarded. I'm sorry, that's so stupid. Yeah. We'll just rush past this. Okay, so it's really not funny about what I'm going to say now. Okay, so they break into the office then. Yeah. And they're, like, you know, they fall off things and, like, they're banging the other things.

Right, right. You know, kind of standard. Yeah. And they get it, and there's a big chase. and they get the receipt they get the Braille receipt now okay and then Mrs. Brown gets in

there's a big car chase through Dublin oh is a car or what is it I think you're on a rickshaw or something like yeah and then they're running through Dublin and it's kind of cool because you see places that you would have seen like you see the Haypenny Bridge and stuff right okay and you kind of see like you know the black people talk about

seeing themselves on screen and like it's representation okay it's kind of like why felt where you're watching Mrs Brown's boys I was like I feel on that bridge I feel I can relate to this now

like okay now this is when the Russian gangs would start shooting before they haven't used their guns now they're like

phew pew phew and the bullets are banging off like things they're close Mrs. Brown but she never

gets a flesh woman to oh okay and then they jump off into Liffie to jump off the Haypenny bridge until Liffie

and uh it's not sanitary at all no you ever see anyone jump in uh No, wait, maybe once No, I don't think so, but I have seen people

swimming in it, like... Really? They have a charity swims in it, and I don't know why anyone... Like, that is a disgusting foul, putrid collection of water. I saw him fishing a guy out once, he was alive. Okay.

And he was just shivering, like, they had to get him naked, basically, because his clothes were, like, making him colder. You know, I was in, you know, quick side story. Yeah, let's get a sunny story here. I'm so bored of it. I was in Galway there over the weekend

And there was like this I was on a bridge I was really drunk and I want to take a piss So I kind of like walk down There's like a little walkway You could walk down under the bridge And you're right beside the open river And I was just taking a piss

And some lad is walking past like Hey you're going to kill yourself I was like no And he was like hey everybody This guy's going to kill himself But it wasn't in a Oh no Let's protect him kind of way

It's like hey look at this fucking idiot He's got to kill himself I was like I'm not killing him I'm just taking a piss. It's like, what an asshole! Really? I'm doing, you fucking pussy! Jesus! Yeah, it was very, like, he was hammered as well, and I'm pretty sure he knew. He was just

being facetious, but imagine I was, I should have done it. Look at his asshole. Yeah, look at this asshole. You've got to kill... Oh, are you sad? You're going to kill yourself. Oh, no, boo-no! Like, you're a very, very unsympathetic man.

Who still uses bridges? You dork? Yeah, so that was a weird moment to put it. Anyway, so back to Mrs. Brown's God, that would be better if she's... It was all too much for her. She just jumped. And then the next shot is then like

fishing her body out. And then they pull off the wig and like, this is a man all along. And then it just cuts to Mr. Wang and he goes, oh! It just like disappears into a hail of smoke. He goes off to sell gremlins or... Whatever the fuck he does.

So, yeah, they're running along and they run to the court, okay, with the soggy receipt. We're like, we have it, we have it. Turns out it was a betting slip. Okay. Yeah. They got the wrong bit of paper. So it's Dermal and Buster have the real receipt.

Oh, this. And they think it's a betton slip? No. No. They just haven't been checking it. Like, oh, Jesus, here. So then they hop on a horse, and they jumped the horse over a garter car. Okay.

And they run the horse into the courthouse. Okay. But here's the funny bit. They run into the wrong room. Ah. Yeah. And Your Honor, that is, when he raped me.

Hilarious. No, it's just like, it's an actual court case where like, where in the doll did he touch you and then the horse jumped in and crushed a little girl's head.

Ooh! Your Honor, that was the penis that sodomized me. Mr. Wade, back again. Um, um,

this is, this is nonsensical. Like, what's happening in this film? How do they get a braille copy of some stall ven,

your license mixed up with a betting slip. Because they're in a rush. They've ever been chased by gangsters, James. Have you ever been chased by gangsters? Yes, well. It's stressful. You get confused. All right, so they're in the court case, on the horse.

Yeah. What court case was it, or does it? Oh, they don't go into it. I think it was just people, I don't even sure if it was actually an active court case. Just see one of the judges. And one of the judges, like, we've introduced earlier. Yeah.

She's like, you're in the wrong room. And then they've got to walk out backwards with the horse. and in the blooper reel at the end we see lots of funny bits of the horse where it won't go the right way oh okay and then there's Brendan Carroll stabbing out of the leg

you fucking prick to her this is my big moment I'm going to host SNL and then Mr. Ryan says up no you won't now this I can help it

ooh so the one with Touretz he's stalling So he's like, ah, and he's doing, like, this big history of, like, stalls in Dublin. And they actually have a, your man from Father Ted. That was very good. That was a little play on words there.

He was stalling. Oh, I didn't even notice that, yeah. Sometimes I say these things. You're just a natural comic talent, Brian. Anyway, sorry, who was the guy from Father Jack? Oh, fucking Frank Kelly. Yeah, yeah. In one of his...

Final roles. Yeah, he must be, he must have died. He does look old. Yeah, I think he died. in 2016 that's his legacy maybe that was what he saw mr wang and he was like jesus sick well no mr wang isn't in any of his scenes he probably thought like oh it's not like a good uh roll from me

like a kind of courtroom kind of drama i like it and he saw the racist character and he's like jesus it can't get any more racist can't it and then he saw the indian guy he's like oh fuck i'm gonna jump off a bridge Oh, God. So they burst in them with the horse, and they got it. Yeah. And Frank Kelly, whoever's name is,

Seasons, like, I declare Mrs. Brown the best mother in Dublin, and hiss the gavel. And then they all walk outside and they start dancing. Okay. Yeah.

And then the camera pulls up and you see all the rigs and stuff for the film. Ah, okay. And why? Because again, like, we're breaking Fort Wall in ways you can't even imagine,

it's just a depressing indictment of the fact that a lot of money and effort went into this horrendous piece of shit what's that you know the door was perception that book that's what's kind of like watching this film or say i do one thing to realize me is so the film's over by the way okay so it ends it ends and here's the thing it says it's dedicated to all the all the fathers what fathers just don't know that's what it said all the fathers? Yeah. Fathers everywhere

or something like that. Oh, why? Surely there should be some mothers. Yeah, yeah. Huh.

I hope someone's father dies during the making of this film and they're like, you know. God. Yeah.

God. Uh. And then we just get the bloopers. Oh. So many bloopers. How long that go on for? Nearly all the credits. Really?

Yeah. Oh, God. And it's all just kind of like basic stuff with like, What am I saying? Ha! Like...

And that's Mrs. Brown's boys. The movie. The movie, yeah. Wow. Now... Sounds awful. I'm not joking now. Brendan O'Carroll...

Now, he's had to push back these plans because of the touring because of Brexit. Oh? But he had plans for... Obviously, a sequel. Because this film was huge. It was the most successful Irish film

of all time, I believe. Something like that, yeah. It was number one in the box office. Yeah, it got a lot of money. How was it? so popular it's actually infuriating how is it so popular well i think it's almost like um the people who are into it like the fact that critics are against it because they look at it's like there's a london elite who want everything written right and we're just working class uh people who like our comedy

you know a man we just like see a man the dress it just it really does remind you of that show uh in extras remember when the whistle yeah yeah just like silly wigs and glass and and catchphrases and all. Nobler. Was it gobbler or not? Nobler. I don't get it. That's what they're missing Mrs. Brown's plays.

Well, the funny thing is, it kind of like, you want to hate the film. Yeah. But you do get the vibe, a lot of people in it are just regular, not even actors or actresses. Just everyday folk.

Yeah, like a lot of them, it just feels like... I think a lot of the main cast are his, like, are like relatives or they're married to them. Or he's fucking him. Or both. Or both.

Yeah. come on yeah yeah why do you think that son's gay he left actually didn't he quit why did he quit and his he went to a hut they weren't looking after him right enough oh right okay he was the star and no one else knew it or treat him like

they're all terrible actors as well it was also interesting it so there's like I feel like just like 10 main characters in the show and none of them like have any acting train or anything they're all just like being hanging out with him and they don't introduce any of them okay so it's kind of like

they're coming with the they're expecting you to have knowledge all these characters yeah yeah which I suppose if you're a fan of the show you would so like there's lots of times we're like it's them all in the house together the whole family I'm like who are all these people

why who are is this is he a son or a boyfriend of one of the women are like what who is this like and they don't answer these questions and they're making other one to watch the show to find out oh no

it's like twin peaks I want to find I want to dig deep Oh god How many seasons has it been actually Like six Yeah Is it coming

Because it feels like it's gone quiet Now what's happening She's a chat show now Who does? Mrs. Bryan? Yeah yeah You ever seen that No

Come around to Mrs Brown Oh On RTU I assume Yeah No wonder They're bankrupt Man fucking hell Oh it's a joint production

With BBC as well Oh okay Yeah That's probably the only reason it's still going Where like It's all all like funny stuff She's not like any serious, like, you know

She's not talking like Syrian refugees You're like, you're big Jamaican bastard you It's all like you know Peter Andre and stuff like that Yeah, she's like her own piss of them like Do you ever feel like You're a snob

You're not liking it No I because the thing is I like a lot of really lowbrow stupid things Yeah Because even in the stupidest most lowbrow thing You can find little

Like you know comedic performances that are silly but you enjoy you know like the early Adam Sandler movies for example I can watch them and get an enjoyment of them I really can't enjoy this and it's probably cause it so

it's like the big bang theory I can't enjoy that you know what I mean and I do catch myself I really look down on people like this yeah like really yeah like I won't even voice so much like there's a girl

and she's a really nice person and she was saying like I know I was just hanging out of she like oh I can't wait to go home to the new Mrs. Brown is out and in my head I just like you know

have you heard Hugh Lewis and the new just for a second this flash of anger this uncontrolled anger I was actually kind of scared by myself I was like

where did that come from I have to leave yeah yeah you're not safe oh I better put my hands away just in case I just wanted to bite off her nose that's really like honestly

like you know Kate Fier that's honestly what I wanted to do like we just rip her flesh off This rip her flesh off her face. I don't know why. But am I in the wrong for thinking that? Yes, you are. Or is it Mrs. Brown's fault?

Are you going to blame her then? Yeah, yeah. This is like when they try to blame Marilyn Manson for the Columbine shootings. You're going to blame Mrs. Brown's voice. You're like, okay, let's be, you know, you and I, we're freaks. You know, we're in the wrong. 90% of the time. But like, we're in the right here.

We are in the right here. This is a terrible show. And like, don't get me. All of my, like, immediate. family and it's all the older ones but they all love it like they'll sit around together and watch and have a good time and I just want to get fucking violently sick right there in front of them just on top of them all yeah yeah I know no but it's me I'm you know why can't I just be like ah you know what it's not for me but they enjoy it so it's good no no no no we got set off

it turns my fucking stomach it's like we got like I don't know we got this guy net destroy all this. That's why I don't recycle, Brian. I think, you know, we're a parasite and a plague in this planet and we need to be eradicated. Do you think, though, because there's some really bad comedy from the 70s and 80s that I really

enjoy. Because of how bad it is. All those carry-ons and are you being served and all that? Yeah, okay. Oh, my pussy's bleeding. It doesn't work. That's not on the tundra. That's why you've never got a right I want to put a penis in my pussy

You're not getting this That's work both ways Oh my pussy just got demolished by a big black cock I suppose it could kind of work We'll save that for the blooper rail maybe Yeah, yeah I suppose it could fuck your cat We'll keep that in

Cog could mean chicken Yeah yeah we can work with this But I enjoy all those things Do you think like generations from now Look at this kind of like a charming kind of way I don't think so because you know what another thing I think annoys me about it is it really like the fact that it's so popular it really sends a message to the rest of the world

this is what Irish people think is funny and like you know we always you know there's a real problem with us especially in like mainstream Irish media where they're like they're really try to push this agenda of oh Jesus we're all big fecking each it's aren't to be you know you know Amos and Andy yeah okay that was a sitcom back in the day where it's like was a white guy playing black people or was a black people playing black people? I don't know. Well, anyway, it was like

a very cartoonish version of black people. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Oh, and no, I'm thinking of Ebony and Ivory where they were like, one was white. No, no, this is like an old sitcom was like a, I'm thinking TV. Okay.

And there's black people and they're always like trying to steal chicken and stuff like that. Oh, really offensive. Yeah, yeah. And white people are like, yeah, we like it there, they seem safe. Oh, okay. Yeah.

It was kind of like, this is what they're all like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, right. And then Malcolm X came along and changed that. And that's what we need. We need a Malcolm X to come along. And just kind of like kill Brendan O'Carl. We didn't land on Mrs. Brown's boys.

They didn't land it up. All right. It's one turns to do civil rights thing. It does. You know, it's just the laziness, that thing. Even though sitcoms back in the day, you get the sense of, like, these were old-style gag writers. Yeah. They're, like, really working on something.

There should be, like, you know. comedy has evolved a lot and this is a real like this is something that belonged back in the 70s or 80s the guy who plays Dermot I didn't even mention this to film because it made me so sick

but his whole thing is in the show as well is he comes out in funny costumes okay so throughout the film like the first time we see Dermot he's dressed as a gecko what's a gecko it's like a type of lizard okay

yeah the next time we see him he's dressed as like fucking like Elmore or something like he's always dressed different costume and never explain it oh really they don't even address it it's just he just shows up

in a funny costume yeah and in the sitcom I've seen it like we're like um did you get your suit and he comes out dressed as like a fucking cat

and he's like oh I put on the wrong clothes and then we laughed and it's like I want to find he lives in Dublin I want to track him down I want that Veronica gearing him

just beat the shit out I can't I want to hire the actual Russian mafia but yeah it's just it's frustrating it's really frustrating

because it really just paints us all to be fucking idiots yeah yeah I don't know but again it's big in Australia

and stuff like that yeah they tried to make an American remake no they didn't did he on HBO oh my God yeah but guess what

Brennan Ocarl said no to it he said no to yeah because they wanted to take out oh no sorry they wanted they wanted to CBS

they wanted to make her Polish and they want to take out the swearing and he was like, no way swearing maybe No, if you want somebody to play a Chinese I'm your guy Well, he talked about

He wanted to do a sequel to the film And then a Dermon Buster spin-off And then a Mr. Wang spin-off Oh my God He thought Mr. Wang is a really interesting character With many different facets I actually wanted to happen just so I mean that would be the wreck and ball

that will destroy the house of Mrs. Browd. There's no way that that can be allowed. Mr. Wang dies in a truck. Oh, Jesus Christ. Yeah, that was like, I think he's so loved in England. Like, he could do anything. Yeah, it's so popular and has made so much money. He will be allowed to do whatever he wants.

Much like Jeremy Kyle back in the day, not Jeremy Clarkson, like, he could say bad things, the BBC where, like, almost powerless. Yeah. I think Brendan O'Carly, has even more power because he's the main guy you take him away you've got nothing

he like writes it directs it stars and it plays multiple characters like I mean let's okay for one second I'll just you know

acknowledge that you know he has obviously built this huge fucking mega hit of the show built it from nothing he's been doing it for years

like you know what I mean so I'll give him props for that but it just kind of frustrates me it's just very low bra and it's just

do you ever hear of Medea Tyler Perry She's like the Irish Medea Yeah that's a very good analogy actually But I think Medea now She tackles more serious subjects as well So she like you know hit smack someone wear titties Yeah

And go like you need Jesus and stuff But then she'll like say And stay off the crack You know Mr. Brent doesn't even do that Yeah She's all for the crack Heyo

See what Brendan what Carol needs to do Is star in a David Fincher film Did you ever see Gone Girl Tyler Perry is very good, isn't actually Oh he's also in Vice Oh is he yeah I haven't seen Vice Oh he plays Colin Powell

Column Powell Yeah yeah yeah Yeah Brin O'Carroll Should do a serious role Just be interested to see if he could do it You probably could But it has to be as Mrs Brown Oh Mr Wang

Yeah yeah yeah He takes on the triads Him and his blind ninjas No they're like It's a very serious Period drama Yeah It's kind of like sensibility

But we're a feminist edge to it You know Right, right They're lesbians That's the twist And he's like, I'll do it But I got with Mr. Wang Ha ha ha ha

Ah All right Let's wrap that up Okay So that was Would you recommend Anyone to watch it? No, it's not even entertaining

No, it's just boring Yeah A lot of them is like I got the joke You almost like You know like S&L you know the way you'll see a bad S&L sketch sometimes and you're like

How you don't even get done Something must have happened Or like another sketch that didn't work Or like Yeah There must be something behind the scenes thing That this is why it's so bad Yeah

That's the whole film It's a collection of like bad S&L sketches It's just It's mind-boggling how popular it is And it you know I don't know It's very It's strange

It's just bizarre how it's Something like that can exist In this day and age like it wouldn't make it in any other country that's the other thing maybe england England yes yeah England but definitely not like uh like in america or like it's America like like what is this yeah that's true why why is she dressed as a woman I don't like it yeah oh definitely deep down this oh wonder would they like it down in the south I tell you that Mr Wang this one damn good

character you got there buddy that's hilarious i think they would like in the south because they do like the irish okay and she is christian she goes to mass and stuff like that and goes to confession so i think they would like her in the south but she's gonna get a song who she loves oh well everyone no one's perfect you know he has to be like redacted from every episode just digitally that'd be fine the the american edit we're like uh like George R. Bings. Yeah. What could insert instead?

Just the guy, you know, but instead like, they take out his dialogue and instead of a face just has a Confederate flag. Okay. Yeah, let's end it there, yeah. That's been fun.

Goodbye. This is Brown. No offense, Brendan O'Carroll. If you're listening. I'm going to kill you!