Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 42 : Big Cadden in Little Galway

Episode Date: October 28, 2019

James is back from Galway so we talk about Watchmen, Lil Peep, Katherine Ryan and Eddie Murphy.

Go! And we're off. We're off. Episode 42. Episode 42, yeah. 42, you know the story about 42? No. 42, it's in the novel Hitchhuggers Guide to the Galaxy.

Okay. It's the most important number in the universe. Why? What? Does anybody know why? That's the thing. They don't. Oh, okay.

Yeah, it's English, and it's quirky. Do they, like, address it or even try and, like, find out why it's something? People, so in the novel, it's a science fiction novel, okay? You've heard of it? Oh, yes. Douglas Adams, yeah So, well, the listener might know of I'm not insulting your intelligence

Well, you certainly are But I'm a big man, I can move past it Anyway, go on So I'm going to hit me there But no, yeah, I never write it It's one of those things where I'm just like I should have write up what I do you It's a very Monty Python style

Okay, don't bother It's a very Monty Python style Kind of book Yeah, it's very highly regarded, isn't it? So in it, the scientists build a computer That's meant to answer The Meaning of Life Okay

And the computer just says 42 And they're like, what the hell does that mean? Right. Like, that's another question. Ah, okay. Yeah. So then, like, he wrote that in the book and it's probably just like a funny, like,

thing of like, well, it's just a 42. Yeah. Then people have spent years, like, trying to... To figure out what he means? Yeah, yeah. Much like number 23. Yeah. People have put a lot of importance onto it.

The number 23. Well, I know that was a pretty bad film starring Jim Carrey. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah, well, yeah, well, there has a, like a lot of sinister connotations to it I've never seen 23

the number 23 wasn't good would be good to watch for the podcast might be maybe we should do that we could do that yeah yeah yeah we watch Mrs Brown's boys now let's watch that something equally disturbing

and they both like cause you go insane well see you've watched it I didn't watch Mrs Brown's boys don't I definitely won't after your harsh review yeah okay so so look last few weeks

yeah I've watched Mrs Brown's boys and you were doing the Vodafone comedy festival Oh yes I just got back from the Vodafone Comedy Festival I did a roast battle And came out the victor That's two wins in a row

Two wins, two roast battle wins Very good Yeah well I'm happy, well it Ryan Hineau It was um Yeah it was good now The fucking judges Were

Kevin Kevin Gilday and Barry Murphy And similar to the last roast That's when the real roasting happened when we went over at the judge's table because they had a microphone and they did not hold back they said some very harsh things to people uh so yeah i think uh even in the last one there was uh yeah there was a few lads that uh you know really damaged the old ego on them i think you have to you have to do that like let's think it's a roast battle like you can't go in expecting not to get your feelings hurt

getting your ego destroyed isn't that like importance yes yeah i'm always destroying it unintentional I say to myself this will be good for me in the long run I'll destroy my ego all this embarrassment I'll be

I'll come out stronger this is character building somehow it's not no at all just grinds into the ground but yeah it was a lot of fun

I got an artist behas which I've never had before like these are like pathetic victories to anybody who've had any level of success but to me

that little laminated badge was everything that'll keep you going her six months I was able to walk into the venue and nobody asked me to leave Brian having one guy did but that's for Tell the story you told me about Sean Wals Oh yeah well

This is it Holly Hollywood gossip Well I went into the main tent And Sean Walsh very funny British comedian was on stage And so then he finished his set He came off Rich Hall came on

So I was like watching Rich Hall And then who comes right up beside me old Sean Walsh himself eating a packet of tato crisps just like a regular human being and he even licked his fingers I was like wow I feel that's that success if you wanted to earn his respect I should have licked his fingers yeah allow me sir and not let go that went then we just mock the weak necks you're just there

just hanging on you just locked your jaw like a rat just like a lot they have to pry me off with a crowbar car yeah he was worth it but then there was like this place that they rented out as like an Italian restaurant for like all the comedians to hang out afterwards and there was like a lot of cool people kind of floating around like

Rich Hall and Reginald D. Hunter I didn't talk to any of them obviously but I did attack him I've a look at you like oh would you like it Would you hear what happened to catch him rhyme No somebody broke into her house Yeah yeah yeah well I've got an alibi

Yeah, ha, you went coming at me. I'm your al-boy. She has a show called Your Face or Mine, and I want to do a spin-off where I ripped her face off and called it, Your Face is now mine. I like Catherine May, which is right. Yeah, she's really good. Apparently, someone broke in, they're trying to steal her laptop.

Okay. The laptop had, like, scripts and stuff for her Netflix series. Oh, wow, okay. She's working on a show at a moment. Yeah. So that was, like, a big deal. Then her boyfriend came along and battered him. Fair play, man.

Yeah, what a hero. Does that make you feel weak? Why wasn't the guy that he battered? No, I know that, but like, do you ever think, like, if someone was, like, after your girl, would you, like, be, have the balls to batter her? No, no. No, wait, wait. They come in and savagely attack her, and I feel so masculated that I turn around and beat her then. This is all your fault, you bitch!

This will impress him. Don't beat me up. Lads, come. Look, I'm happy to go. No, I love it. Would I defend her? Someone was battering catching Ryan. Would you have the ball to jump out and, like...

Yeah, but I'd probably be doing it and thinking, oh, I'll definitely get a little Netflix show out of this. Yeah. I would like to think that I would, but again, you never know where you're going to react in those situations. Her boyfriend's a big lad. See, I'm a pretty big lad. Like, I think if I could swing on somebody, I'd do all right.

Like, I've been in a few fights. I'd just snitch on him. It must have. Let's get him, fellas. I'm going to tell the teacher. What teacher? Ha! Yeah, the story with her is,

That's her first boyfriend, I think. Okay. What do you mean? Like... They were like a high school sweetheart. Oh, and they got back together. She went off for years. Yeah.

Off in London. Just getting dick everywhere. Just swaying the dick. Yeah, she's slinging puss, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She got a kid, actually. She's a single mother. She's swinging pussy, knocking people's glasses off.

Yeah, she's single mother in London, yeah. And then she came back to Canada, I think, in the last... This year or something like that. to film something and then she met him and they started banging again that's sweet

yeah isn't that nice and he's a big guy and that's definitely like you know if he can batter up people

yeah so what he's a big hot beat kick yeah yeah for all we know he like hired these lads to break into the house

and that's like something I do is like all right okay here's what's gonna yeah yeah she's gonna

go up to bed off to dreamland and then you sneak in and give her the old roper doper Well, who are you? Please get out of here.

Come on, fellas, don't you want to earn? You hire, remember those Nigerian guys who attacked Jussie Smolet? That was then. Oh, jeez. Yeah, that's nice. She used to work at Hooters as well. Yeah, I remember she did talk about that. Yeah, she's great.

She is great. She's very funny. And pretty hot, let's, you know. Yeah. Let's call a spade of spade. She is pretty darn attractive. Oh, yeah. Yeah, very sexy.

but you know that doesn't mean you should attack her Ryan I don't condone that for one minute or more poorly your laptop

like that had her stuff on it like she can recover from like wounds but you can't rewrite stop trying to

justify your previous behavior but you can't rewrite something but you save it all to the cloud now you know anyway

you know who else actually got back with her childhood sweetheart who Nikki Manash is that right oh she's quit

quick... They do say that now. Actually, I'll go a good bit of rap news to talk about. Okay. That's where everybody comes for the rap news. We're like the sorts. Yeah, it's like two white guys. Here's your rap nose.

Oh, let's trust him. Apparently, there's a rap beef going on. We'll tell you where, just after this. And no, it isn't the local butcher. Oh, here we go. Sorry, go. So she's dating this fella. it turns out he's convicted rapist

or pedophile one or the other well like she was like 16 or something like that maybe he got statutory yeah yeah and some of her fans are like what's the deal with that and she's like you don't tell me what to do okay yeah

so she is she married to this no no no no she's not a marrying kind of woman okay he's a convicted pedophile wow or rapist I tell you I mean I know like you know in hip hop they always go for the bad boy but I think that's taking a little too far wouldn't you say

yeah it doesn't make you think like maybe maybe we need a thing you know it's this or leather jacket it's one

and I don't agree with leather I look far with pita I care about animals okay you say pita or pito yeah

god that's mad what a rap news is there little peep's mother is suing the record studio I don't even know if a little peep is Pete? No, no. Oh, he's good. He's...

He's... He's one of these kind of, like, uh, emo rappers and I? Yeah, emo. What is that about? They all, like, dress... The rappers nowadays dress, like, how I used to dress when I was 16. Yeah. Like, an all heavy metal gear, you know what I mean? They're, like, taking Xanax and... You were just bored in the wrong time period, like, yeah? But anyway, so, yeah. So, little people. Yeah, he died. He OD, yeah, from Zanis. Oh, okay. Uh, and what's funny is, like, not funny, but, like, just before he died, like, a few

days beforehand. He had like a birthday cake that was in the shape of big Xanax. Are you serious? Yeah, that's how much he loved him like, yeah. Well, yeah, it's not like it's a quirk, you know, they're a highly addictive substance, like, hey, we know you love Xanax, we know you're hopelessly addictive to them, so here's a cake.

Maybe like in Trainspotting got like a needle chip. Yeah, yeah. How do you go rent? I know you love the gear, so I got you a cake. It's a needle. You get it? It's a fucking joke, mate. You get it. Yeah, fucking those cunt, do you get it?

Yeah, so that was... So, anyway, he died. His mother is suing... It's now suing the record company. Okay. But she's saying that, like, they encouraged him to take drugs. Okay. Well, they probably did, because it's a big part of his image, right?

I know, but all the songs, before he'd got signs, all his songs are about, like, drugs. I just love Zanny. I love them, Zanny. It was stuff like that, yeah. Zanny and you're panty bitch. That's pretty good, I mean. You like that? Yeah.

See, I could have been, uh, could have been a... Could have been a Xanax addicted rapper I've got the first part done I'll tell you that I could have died of 23 They're very surprised I didn't You made it to 30 You?

Holy shit There is no God So she's suing them And she's like she'll win No I think it's just a mother Like not really knowing what to do Yeah Just not being able to accept the fact that her son

Probably just likes Taking drugs Yeah But like listen look He had He became famous he got lots of pussy and he just OD the 23. Now isn't

that the dream? I mean, I guess Yeah, I don't know. Now his mother is making a big kerfuffle about Throwing her Toys out the pram Little baby having a straw Oh, my son's dead, boo-hoo

Well, it's your fault, love Alright, where'd you think he got them zanis? It's your fault, you daff bitch No, I'm not, that's fair to blame isn't it? You're not going to do that. Well, she's not the victim. Well, I mean, her son died. That's pretty bad. Oh, yeah. Oh, yes. I forgot other people have emotional attachments to their relatives. Well, I will say this. I'll joke inside. I like them a lot. I actually liked them a month before he died. Oh, you just got into it. Yeah, yeah. Take my look. See, to be honest now, I think that's good because, you know, when you find an artist that you like, when they got like 33 albums, you're like, oh, Jesus. This guy, once he got, like, two albums. Yeah.

bang that out in the day, that's no problem. Just one EP, only one proper album. There you go. There you go. Not a lot of work there then. It's funny, a lot of critics, like, his album came out, and they were like, just his shit, and he died, and they're like, wait, wait, hang on a minute. There's something, uh, some truth to this thing.

Yeah, yeah. Hey, Xanax are great. And, like, isn't that, what do they call that style of rapping now, the sort of, like, you know, they call it mumble-rap rap, but that's like a derogatory guitar. Mumbly, emo rap, kind of, yeah. No, they've taken the word mumble rap And they've embraced it, like the N word Like, they've taken it and they've embraced it

And now, you can't say that word No, I can't. I can't because I like the little peep Some of the songs are legit good though Was he white or black? White. Okay, yeah, so that's the thing, like, they're all these little whiny.

He's a white boys can't handle their shit Yeah, yeah, he's a little bitch That's what he is, I should call him a little bitch. And he's not like the other rappers He never, like be up a pregnant woman or anything Like, now he never will. Like XXX extantiation There's Exxxatian and Kodak Black, and they both have real bad histories of, like, battering, like, women.

I know the first dude, he's dead, is Kod Black's dead? No, he's still like. Kodak Black. Oh, Kodak Black, sorry. No, XXXXEan, he got shot. Yeah. And he actually see his body lying in the car. Oh, can you?

Yeah. Roll up, roll up. Yeah. Doot do, do, do, do. The only way, like, you can buy, like, Bonnie and Clyde's car. You'll care. It's funny if you could buy, like... The car that he...

No, ex-extantian's corpse, and they're like... Just mounted on your wall? Yeah, like, hey, look, you know why it's just recorded. Yeah, let's change the topic here. Okay. Oh, we're also talking about rap. I listen to a bit of Kanye's new album. Ah, Jesus is King.

Is that it called? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's his gospel album. He's gone very, very religious. Very religious. Yeah. In fact, he was saying that he didn't even want people to have, like,

to have sex when they were recording the album, unless they're married. Oh. yeah yeah all the people working on the album all his team like he was like you know no extramarital sex what yeah i bet you he was still banging bitches back to front or whatever nah i don't know what that means it means nothing but yeah like i can't imagine that he like i'm sure he's had a lot of no he's he's married so like he's yeah but he's can you fucking west he's literally got to have women throwing themselves at him all the time they

must have famous people like that must have a kind of agreement yeah like jay's Jay Z and Beyonce He cheated on her once and she made a big carfuffle over it That whole thing was like such bullshit It was such like a marketing thing It was like they definitely had an agreement

They're both banging loads of people all the time But then it just got leaked to the press And he cheated on her So they sat down with the fucking marketing team Okay what can we do How can we profit of this? Oh yeah There's a female apartment Oh it's very clever, yeah let's do that

And now everyone's going out Their solution was their solution was I'm going to release one album about it you're going to release an album about it they're going to release

a double album about it yeah it's bullshit yeah but anyway that's obviously because like they have an agreement all famous couples

like look at will Smith and Jada Pinkett they both they each swing oh they got divorced now no he doesn't oh he does

that's what Gemini man's about have you never heard that's a little smith rumor I've heard that's been going around a while like

I just the dude there's a lot of people there's a rumor that he's... Professor Griff He's a rapper from back in the day. I can't remember what group he was I think he might have been with, I'm not sure he's like in the 90s, but he was going on

oh yeah, we'll smell like he's like always banging dudes, like but he bangs dudes and women. Now I can't, this is completely unsubstantiated and I have no way to prove it, but I'll take it to the grief. I'll die defending... No, I'm sure we could prove it somehow. I don't care, like... We could prove

in some comical way. If we broke down the podcast, okay, we're like, you dressed me up as a young twink. I don't have much work to do to be honest. And you have me walk around Bel Air and high heels. Oh, I hope Will Smith doesn't fuck me.

I think though if you're Will Smith or any of these people that are like super rich and super famous, you probably bang so many women and you just get bored of it. It's like, yeah, I'm going to try some dick. I think it doesn't matter how straight you are. Eventually you're going to get sick of a

that's right that's right yeah that's the old guy to call it just rule of thumb you'll get sing of it eventually yeah trust me on that yeah but like those guys like

they're like Roman emperors yeah literally they have but I think it becomes the idea of like they just get they get you know kind of more turned on by the fact that everybody wants to bang them than by the person that they're banging

if you know what I mean they're high on their own sense of power and you know fame i don't know it's just something we'll never have to worry about well maybe though well no will smith's divorced now yeah because he's slig and dick if he married a man yes that'd be big yeah oh yeah so his new film jemini man where he's like he fucks a younger version himself does he actually fuck him no oh see that would have been good yeah no it's just he's fighting a younger version of yeah i hear it's an absolute snooze it was written by the guy who wrote Game of Thrones

Not George or Martin obviously The one of the guy who brought a television Okay one of the creators Yeah Here it's a pile of shy Huge bomb

Yeah Another bomb for Will Smith Let's actually go back What good movies Has Will Smith ever been in Let's really quantify this Because I can't think

Of a single one There's some film called 6 degrees separation Yeah That apparently is good Okay Well You've never seen it

I've never seen it There's a film where like he's homeless with his kid. Oh yeah, Pursuit Happenness. And Jaden's in it. Yeah, well, you know what?

That loses points because that's the reason why Jaden Smith is now famous. I think we can all agree that's not a good thing. What else was he in? Yeah, exactly. Men in Black?

Yeah, it was good when you were seven years old. I watched Men in Black recently. Yeah, it's not good. I had a good time watching it because I was in the hotel in America. Okay. And I watched it.

Ooh, here it comes Men in Black. Yeah. Galaxy Defenders That's good It was in 90s though Yeah, it's very 90s And look here Don't get me off

Remember I filmed 7 pounds? Yeah, I saw that That was so depressing What is it He got killed by a jellyfish At the end wasn't it And like he like offers his organs To a bunch of people or something

I don't know I was stoned when I watched it And I remember thinking This is depressing That sounds depressing I just want to watch Happy Gilmore I go go go go Yeah

No What it was a miss what it was, I don't know, he's not, I don't think he's ever done anything really that good but look, he's a talented guy, he's good-looking, eh, he was in Bright, remember that film? Yeah, that's shit.

Bright, I like, the message of Bright is like, because they're going for a racial thing. Yeah, but they're all like monsters. Anybody who's different to you is a monster, what a positive message. I think the evil elves are meant to be Jewish, and I think, like, well, you're bringing your own agenda

into the film now. Oh, well, maybe I am. you know they said that about Harry Potter actually the ones that run the banks in Harry Potter they have like little goblins with like

really big long noses and they said there's a very anti-Semitic undertone to the whole thing I wouldn't be surprised if like they put it in as a little easter egg for the Nazis

but yeah they probably screened it for like we're testing huge except with the neo-Nazis how do we get those guys we need that neo-Nazi dollar you know because they're probably like you know

I love magic well I hate Jews I wonder if something that spoke to me yeah yeah well fair play to them they knocked it out of the park with that one yeah how do we get on to this Will Smith I know

I don't know Harry Potter oh this reminds me there's another story about cosplay okay so just a big kind of it's some BBC news of all places it's a big controversy now because like can cosplayers dress up as black characters

Oh, this probably stems from the whole Justin Trudeau blackface thing Well, no, it's like people have gotten the exact opposite What do you mean? So they're all in support of it Who are? The cosplayer community Oh, and they're saying I should allow to express myself By pretending to be black

Is there any character in particular that's being used as a reference? Yeah, the character is this big man Now I can almost like excuse this because she's like, the mask is almost could be like Judge Red so you're only to your chin and her arms

so if you painted them black well brown right what's the character oh some fucking shitty video game thing and now people are like you know

she should have the right to do this yeah the cosplaying community has been they're really treating like they're gay like they're their own people and they're right

like you know we can't even get married No, yeah. God, I don't know. That's really stupid. You can get married in the north now. Oh, if you're gay. Yeah. Yeah. Well, no, they switched it. You're straight. It's illegal now. Yeah, they just got that in recently. And abortions are legal. Is that right? Did I... I don't know about that. Was that not a big thing? Maybe, yeah, maybe. But it's only like the last few days. Yeah, yeah. And it's funny is that it came in at midnight as well, which makes it sound sinister. at the stroke of midnight

they will be allowed to get married how do we present this like the DUP are on the building and the gate are all outside like look at their watches like Tick talk Tick talk and they're all like you know

like Bain and Dark Night like the fire rises and then they break into the house and the gay rape them they grape them huh no actually no because it's like they touch like you know like Medusa

Medusa you look at her you turn the stone Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You look at them, you turn gay. That's what they think. Sedusa. Yeah, yeah, that's the way. Yeah, that's a day, too.

But, yeah, so you can get, but, like, you know, yeah, it's kind of, yeah, people are, like, hailing it, but it should be allowed, like, for a long time. Yeah, it's a little bit, like, this is too late to, like, be proper celebrating. Yeah, you know, obviously it's great that it passed, but it really shouldn't have been this long until it passed. It's like if I starved my dog for two weeks, and then gave us some food. who's like, geez, I'm a great guy,

aren't I? It's like, no, this should have been, yeah, this should have been able to get married a long time ago.

Well, you know what, fair play, I'm taking a, I'm taking a risk here and I'm going to say fair play to the gays. Yeah,

we're going to alienate a large portion of our demographic. Of our demographic, yeah, yeah, yeah. The same ones that really liked

Harry Potter for the wrong reason. I never, you know what, I'm actually proud of myself for not noticing that before. Oh, see, I never noticed it was actually

somebody, it was on another podcast I've heard it on. I think it was on Pete Holmes' podcast he talked about it. Oh, well, that explains it. Yeah. Well, he's a real, like,

hippie-dippy love everyone type. Yeah, and he's religious. Yeah, he was, like, real Christian for a long time. I sure really liked Pete Holmes. I like... Oh, no, I really like... Pete Homes' stand-up is great. Yeah, I love his podcast.

I love crashing. Like, I'm a big fan of his. He seems like it'd be a cool guy just to talk to because he's very, like, I'm just open to all experiences. I think he'd be fun to hang around with you. Yeah, yeah. Other comics, you know, you're like,

oh, I'd like him, but like, if I hung around him, would be doing, like, he's probably, like, a real bad person to be like. I was a big fan of Sean Walsh, but I saw him eat that packet of Tateau Chris. Yeah, yeah. It made me sick. You wouldn't catch Pete Holmes doing that. You should have told him that. I'm sorry, who are you, mate?

Yeah. Brian and James fucking John. You should have done it like, you know, your own Joker goes on the Niro's show. What do you get when you cross a mentally ill James Cadden? with a successful comedian

In Potato Crisps Who are you? You get what you fucking deserve And they take my laminated badge away from me No please I thought it was legal

I had the badge It says Artists passed I could do what I want That was art But yeah The Vodafone Comedy Festival

It's a lot of fun I'm hoping to do it My dream now is like we have our own little show there and the Rochene Dove. So we're like podcasts happening, the two Johnny's.

Yeah. That's why I want to have our show next year and it's like Brian and James and the Rochene Dove fucking each other. Yes. Well, yeah.

See, the thing about this show is we've had people come up to us like saying how much they love it but it's always like they always sort of look over their shoulders like, I just want to tell you, I really like the podcast

but please don't ever tell anybody that I said that. Thank you very much. It's like, you know the way... Nobody wants to share this podcast. You know the way they have voting polls? Yeah. They ask people who they've voted for.

And they all say, you know, oh, I'm definitely voting against Brexit. Yeah, yeah. I love immigration. I'm definitely voting against Brexit. And I'm getting, like, geez, fuck, I'm not fucking making them so much. Oh, you keep, you keep!

You like that. That's kind of like what it's like here. There's all these people like you are afraid. To like, you know, say in public that they like this show. Yeah. You know, I totally understand what. I watched the show Watchmen. oh fuck yeah the new watchman

the HBO thing yeah how was it very interesting now I don't know if I like it or not yet well have you heard like I mean it's got huge it's got really good reviews from the critics but the audience

but it's obviously a very like all the like 4chan right wing people are like going on IMDB and Rotten Tomatoes and leaving really bad reviews saying this is like so you know in your face racially motivated blah blah blah well here's interesting

yeah we'll get into this in a second do you know much about the show as in the actress why the alt-right are angry about it well because aren't the antagonists neo-nazis yeah yeah but there's more to it than that so in the show Robert Redford is president

okay the Sundance kid yeah they call presidents they listen to some radio show it's like the Sundance president is at it again it's actually Robert Redford it's not just him playing the president no Robert Redford is president oh wow

is he played by Robert Redford not yet but we're getting to him apparently oh wow that's cool yeah the whole time it's like you know

the Simpsons like we're not going to get to the fireworks factory I just want to get to Redford it's so annoying because they have a picture

of him in this side of the classroom in one scene and this is a little on the nose they've once seen the show like the kids are just naming presidents

which is like I get you got to convey that to the audience because you know like President Nixon President Reagan that's all the presidents and

not Reagan Redford is the president right now which we already know but let's just say it out loud so what happens is Redford is president and he's given black people reparations

Oh okay Redfurterations they call it Oh wow Yeah and I think there's also mention the fact that they might not have to pay tax or something like that Yeah yeah That's been stupid isn't it

Yeah so because of this it's led to an increase in white supremacy Oh okay Yeah so it's not just like they're evil, racist and that. It's like more to it. It's a little more nuanced because, yeah, I mean so what, you just

don't have to pay taxes if you're black? Well, here's why they make a fact that it's red for durations, okay? But the reason I'm thinking about the tax thing is a bit in if they're interrogating a white supremacist. And he's saying, no, I love everyone. Wink.

And they're asking these questions like, do you believe all Americans should pay tax and he says yes they're like that's a sign you know so that makes me think

okay they also ask him but the thing is like the white supremacists believe these things are actually right what they're in the right

in all these issues not on the like you know wow right no no no I mean like the white supremacists believe that

you know the squid at the end of the graphic novel no I don't see I don't know the graphic novel okay well excuse me hard to explain at the end of the graphic novel

a big squid appears and destroys New York Now that squid was invented by humans And they made it look like an alien attack Oh, okay Yeah, yeah So the white... Kind of like a false flag

Yeah, false flag So the white supremacists believe That was created by humans Okay So in the context of the show They're actually right Yeah Now what is HBO trying to say

With this information I'm not sure Neither do I I really need to watch the show You've actually very I'm intrigued by this Now here's another thing that's interesting Yeah

The police Are very at tortate It's like a totalitarian state Like they hide their faces Okay And they can use brutal force So they can just shoot you if they want No not that

They have to ask permission To get the gun unlocked Oh Yeah yeah That's a bit in it where like The black cop is going I think I'm in danger I need to unlock the gun

They're like are you sure It's like yes And as he's pulling out Yeah But yeah this woman going around she's a detective okay yeah and she wears a mask and like she beats up suspects even though i don't know if like and she proper beats the suspects so hard that blood comes in from under the door you don't see you're beating up like yeah right right right but because

she's black a lot of people like yeah go yeah squeam like that but she's like she's a dickhead cop basically yeah yeah she's abusing her power okay dirty harry but she's black so people are like what's going on so like it's an interesting show it's interesting, yeah. I don't know what to think of it though because... So what do you think what is their message? What are they saying here? I think they're saying it's all shades of grey. Okay, right, right, right.

Obviously... Which is probably the most accurate representation you get, because there is shades of grey and everything. No, it's not like they show the white supremacists, like, in a good light. Yeah. They are bad. But they show them a little more nuanced or like... No, not even that. But they make some valid points? Yeah, I think they're just

going, they're going for like... They're trying going for like we you don't know what to think and that's the point okay um that's interesting now and i tell you do make a very political statement to start we're to start off like a race riot in the 20s yeah so i guess that's showing something so and now all this backlash that it's gotten from like obviously kind of like right wing types like so because the way is it this or like i just heard about how annoyed like kind of right wing people were getting about it so I assume the show was being like extra woke and like you know white

people are bad black people are good basically that's how they were saying it but from your telling it sounds like it's a lot more nuanced than as you said shades of grey it's definitely they're definitely going towards the side of white supremacy is bad well now

obviously they're obviously like it's not like they're going crazy it's not like no one Trump after Shardsville's like there are people on both sides on the clan were bad but also people who weren't in the clan were bad it's not like that you know but they're just trying to make a little bit more interesting

I'm actually very intrigued by a white guy getting lynched by a black man so I did how many episodes is there? There's one episode so far oh it's only one episode so far it's weekly yeah yeah okay right right oh so I don't know what to think because it's an interesting world and I really don't like any of the characters oh really really don't any famous actors in it Don Johnson he's great in it John Johnson he was in Miami Vice

Yeah, and he's also doing cocaine and this as well. Hey! Yeah, so he has the jacket, and what the sleeves rolled up? No, he plays like the head commissioner. Okay. Yeah. It's interesting.

I don't know what I think about yet. It's David Lindelof, and I don't know what... He also had lost, so I really don't know. That's what, yeah. Yeah. And he's a show called leftovers that a lot of people like... Leftovers, I haven't heard of it. He's on HBO, it was like, um...

What's it about? It's basically about, like, um... Let me guess, the rapture? Yes. Yes. Yeah, that's it. Genuinely, he never seen. seen it.

Yeah, so they all just because when you told me lost, it just that's, it sounds like

he'd go over some, because you know well, he didn't do what was that one fast forward or something

like, or flash forward where it's just like I didn't even watch it. I remember that show but it was like the

premise is like everybody in the earth blacked out for like five minutes or something and then they woke up and it was like five minutes later

and everyone was trying to figure out what the hell was that that was the premise of the show. It wasn't like they blacked out but

I saw the future. Was it? I think yeah. I remember watching way more than I should have. Yeah, I didn't watch it at all. It saw one episode, again, Stone.

There's a recurring theme here. But I know, it just wasn't very good. The only thing I was intrigued by is because Seth MacFarlane was in it. Yeah. He was acting in it, like, you know? So, yeah.

So it just like, yeah, when you said leftovers, I just thought, okay, it's obviously going to be some big high concept type thing. Yeah. I, you know, it was,

I know, David Lindelof does these shows where, like... The premise is good, and it's good acting in it. The execution, it's just, it's kind of like he writes himself into a corner. He's just not good a story. Yeah, Lost was never going to, like, they had so much insane shit happen. The only thing about Watchman is, there isn't actually real big mystery. It's just like, this is the world, and these are things happening.

So you can't really fuck up too much. And leftover's never finished. People say it ended very well. Okay. I only got one season, I assume. I got two seasons in. There's three seasons all together. and

I just really did not I didn't enjoy watching it but I kept watching it because I heard it was going to get better and it did get a little bit better but not good enough for you to keep watching not enough to justify the entire first season which did not like

it had a Johnson from Peep Show in it oh yeah and it had a you know I can't imagine him as any other character and he's completely underused really? He just plays like the sidekick to someone and then like I don't even know if he dies just disappears from the show

very disappointing. This is bullshit. He's so great in people's show. Yeah. He's so funny. He's in it. Christopher Eccleston's in it. Ah, okay. A lot of good people that you like from British TV or internet and just really underused. Right, okay. Justin Turo's in it? The guy that's Louis Thoreau's

cousin who's banging Jennifer Aniston. Yeah, and I'll tell you now, the most famous scene leftovers, okay? There's a bit where he's jogging and you see his cock swinging around. This is not the first time we've talked about this. it's unbelievable it's big big old cock it's swinging around so much

that like big swinging dick I don't understand how people in the scene didn't have to tape it or something like that they tried yeah yeah

they couldn't tie that monster down it's got a life of it something like and it's not meant to be they're not focused on it but he's just jogging and it's swinging around so much it's like sentient you know like the ventriloquist

with the evil doll that comes to life and says things to it that's Justin Thore's penis you fucking pussy There's also a scene in the first episode That's very kind of Not nice to see

And like don't really go into it So like his daughter Justin Drew's daughter At like this college party And they're playing this game On the app Where like you have to do things That the app says

Oh Bad territory Yeah yeah And then like One of them like The girl like She has to get with this guy So they go into the room

She's like I'm not really feeling it And he's like Oh I'll just jerk off since she just starts jerking off and she just chokes him as he's jerking off what?

That's the first episode and it's like wow I don't want this is not fun where is Justin Tyros penis he comes in to save the day

it's got a caper out of his dick it's a margaret quigley oh yeah god she's hot I let her chuckling the barefoot girl

from a from once upon a time Hollywood yeah which Pete's not bang anymore Pete Davidson yeah he broke up with her he's a

he's a weird one now I don't know how it's going to work out for Pete he's been showing a lot of erratic behavior in the last while. He's barely on SNL these days because he's doing his own. He's doing suicide squad at the moment. Ironically because he's depressed.

He is. Yeah. But yeah, you're on Margaret Quality or whatever. Yeah, they were banging for a while. God, she's hot. I'm surprised Suicide Squad didn't get much grief over the fact that the word suicide. Yeah, but it's been there for so long, isn't it?

Is it like a comic book series? Comic book thing, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, it's such a piece of shit film, like, you know. Well, the sequel, they're going to have a Pete Davidson in it, so. And then the spinoff as well, Margo Robbie's character, getting a spin off. With Ewan McGregor playing Black Mask. Black Mask.

Now, in the comics, he's a man with a black face, but I tinks. And then the cosplay... I'm just not comfortable with this. Could we just not do this place? And then the cosplayers are like, can we play that? He's in Doctor Sleep now, the sequel to The Shining. God, that'll be terrible.

Well, I don't know. No, it'll be good. It's Mike Flanagan. He's a director. What did he direct? Yeah, there you go. Oh, I'm drawing blank. Oh, hush.

Never seen it. Okay, what about the other film where the girl gets tied to Gerald's game? Oh, that? Yeah, yeah. That was good. Oh, no, that's the first half of it. Oh, really? Oh, yeah, it wasn't really doing it for me.

It gets good in the second half. Yeah? yeah yeah yeah should I spoil it no because somebody might be wanting to watch it that's one criticism I've gotten we do spoil a lot of things okay well I won't spoil it but there's a bit in it where like her abusive stepfather makes her sit on his lap

oh yeah and you were sold that was it for me this is a lot of an interesting scene that I really watched over and over and over yeah we won't spoil it then it's good though okay yeah I'll give it another go it's not that good but I don't know

I don't care about anything. Just the last thing you hear is a gunshot. And that's the end of the show. I'm off to join the suicide. It's gone. I'm actually going to the bathroom for seconds. Are you serious? Yeah.

Do you want to talk just to the audience? No. Really? Not at all. Okay, fine. What do I tell you? What will I talk about? You can talk to them about it.

All right. This is very unprofessional. You're doing this all the time. Probably going to cut this out, I think. Yeah, okay. Nickle and Mark. All right. You know what?

I'm going to read your notebook then. No, don't do that. I'm going to try and decipher your notes. Don't do that. Why not? What? I don't know what's in there. Oh, oh my God.

No, Brian, you can't. You can't be serious. Yeah, so I have to talk now. We're definitely cutting this out. Yeah, well, it's making a note. All right. All right, I will then. Minute 40, we're cutting it out.

Brian's went to the bathroom. And now I'm sitting in here, in my room, by myself, talking into a microphone. phone. You know, I'm 30 years old. This is not how people of my age spend their time. This is very bizarre. Is this all I have to my life? Oh God. Yeah, this is it. This is probably the highlight of my week as well. Depressing. Very depressing. Definitely cutting all this out. This is awful. Yeah. I'm going to read his notes. I don't care. He makes a lot of notes. That's the thing. That's what he does. He makes notes about things and writes jokes and then he just

throws it all at me and I don't know what's going on. Then I look like the asshole. Well, now I'll turn the tides on him. Let's see what he says. Yeah, Mrs. Brown's boy is a movie. Okay, we talked about that. All right. God's not dead.

Oh, that'll be interesting. Oh, he's back. What are you talking about? What are you talking? What are you talking? I was saying words. Out of my mouth. I don't even know what I've written here.

No, I actually didn't read your notes. Genuinely. I was going to, but you got back too quick. Yeah. Well, you would have found out my talks about Terminator Genesis. Terminator Genesis I'm actually intrigued Yeah go on

I watched I like you're holding the mic as well Like shit's going down Like they're coming for me It's like This will be my final broadcast I regret nothing

I regret that vacation To Rwanda Hotel Rwanda It sounded very pleasant In the brochure Rwanda It sounds like a fun name It does

Rwanda Have you ever watched Hotel Rwanda No I watched it, but he was too young to we understand Don Cheadle, isn't it? Yeah, it's a great film He's a great actor

Yeah I was too young to really understand I went to a phase of watching like what we're considered the great films Okay And just not getting any of them Like

Was that really considered like a great film? Oh I just had the DVD Okay Watch that and Citizen Kane I've never seen Citizen Kane Oh really Well see it's known Because it pioneered a lot of

Film techniques Like editing And different like very utilised a lot of like shots that were very unique at the time or whatever

but yeah I don't know Orson Wells what was he like 21 when he made that very young yeah ridiculous David Fincher's doing a movie

Billy about about Citizen Kane about the making of Citizen Kane oh is who's playing Orson Wells

oh I don't know yet I know Gary Oldman's playing the screenwriter okay oh wait so did Orson Wells not write it oh maybe he's

playing the producer or something like that I know Gary Oldman's involved and there's no way he's playing orson wells i mean he's a good actor we can't play a 21 year old orson wells you know i think zach aphron played orson wells in a movie a few years ago i could see that i don't think it was very good though oh well i'm not going to see that then i think zach afron's a better actor than he gets credit for you know oh yeah he just yeah he's just known for

high school musical and shit like that he's actually quite funny as well it's got good comedian oh he's great it's annoying because he's so darn good looking oh he's got like the kind of perfect body. It's not too big. Yeah. The way the rocks got a body, you're like, that's fucking... Too much. Like, how does he, like, sit in the toilet? Yeah, that's a good point. I mean, the rock's basically disabled. Like, he...

Prison of his own design. Like, if he sat in my car, he'd break it. Yeah. He's too big. Well, see, in America, things are built for size because Americans are pretty fucking big, like, over there. I know, but if he sat on his bed, he'd break it. He'd like the Hulk. He just keeps it. He's like the Hulk. He just keeps breaking things. His poor wife.

That's another lad who hasn't, we were talking about Will Smith earlier. Like, I like The Rock, but what has he done? That's actually good, really. Hobbs and Shaw? What's Hobbs and Shaw? The Fast and Furious spinning? No, well, obviously, that's terrible. Okay, well, he doesn't really do dramas.

No, that's true. He does that show ballers. Well, he's not even funny, though. See, Zach Efron got good comedic time, and I don't think The Rock does. I think it's just like, hey, look at this big beefcake. He's hilarious. Like, oh, he's not. I watched a clip on Pornhub of him having sex.

Did you? Not in real life. You smell You're a pussy There's a show called Ballers in HBO And there's a sex scene on it I watch And it just doesn't look real

Like She's such a small little woman Oh really Yeah and he's so big You're like how is this like How is he fucking early Is he on a desk Okay right

And you're like how is the desk Supporting the weight of his pounding He's too, yeah He's too big He's too muscular And these are all compliments But just like you know I mean obviously he's in

Yeah Incredible shape Yeah, it's impractical to be that ripped, I think That's so funny when like He, like in Hobbs and Shaw It's him against Jason Stato And they act like, you know These are two big alpha dogs

Yeah, yeah Like no You fucking, Dwayne could just pick his head Just rip his head off his body Like a fucking a bottle of wine or something like that Like, don't put your fucking ends on me, Mark Fucking do you in the slagic Just the size difference alone

Like there's a bit of their sitting on the plane In body muscle, but they're sitting on the plane okay and they're like arguing and it's like this is an argument like he's taken up most of the screen at any moment he could just destroy him yeah

just one headbut would just break his spine and do they have like actual fist fights and stuff they do but it's like the way to do it is like Jason Statenham has a speed oh like he's more of a technical fire okay right right you know when they were working that film they had to have the same number of punches

and like they could never get beaten by each other like yeah with all these different things like you know that's so stupid yeah they're little ego's like yeah that's the thing i imagine he's a total ego like when they're fighting they have to have the exact same number punches yeah and still like stevens of guile he could never be defeated on screen yeah yeah he refused to he wouldn't even take a punch on screen he always just had to like batter people i've seen clips of his new films like he still he still makes like three year yeah but they're all like straight to DVD or what does it go straight to now DVDs don't insisting.

Straight to iTunes or whatever like. And he doesn't even open his eyes for a lot of it like. Yeah, he just like... He's in very bad shape as well. Yeah, yeah. He just kind of like, let's say it's like six guys going to attack him. He's like, ugh. And it's like very gentle like hit to the chest with like a limp wrist.

And the guy was... Yeah, he's obviously on wires. The guy goes, whoa! And do like a backflip into a fucking can of empty box. No, like some empty boxes. I'm going to take you to the back. Yeah. bank

yeah isn't he philanthropist rapist yes yeah yeah yeah what was that SML

like when he hosted SNL he was like the only guest that they all said we're never having him back to host

but you were telling me he like wrote a sketch yeah apparently he wrote his own sketch for it

and he was just like a rape victim no yeah rape victim goes to a therapist I'm sure what is the

therapist gonna do and then the therapist get this rapes her that's him just clapping as own sketch Adam Settler and Norm Macdonnell

for this So the only ones that could make it work Oh no, David Spade Yeah, you could make Yeah, David Spade would probably be the rapist Nah No, I see he'd be the victim Have you watched his new show?

Who did, lights out No, what is that? Chach show? Yeah, but he only gets comics on This kind of like Okay They, they They kill all the sacred cows

You know? Oh really? Yeah it's just like Kylie Jenner is in the news and then like the three comics to get on that all look kind of pressed

because it's such a dumb format Yeah Such an outdated and shit format It'd be like Yeah she looks like a goose Or whatever like Yeah And is it actually like

The same kind of Like chat show Does the monologue and things I've only seen clips Okay There's so many of those They're just They do have some good comics on it though

They're like Burke Kreischer and Tim Dillon And, like, people that I actually like that are a bit, like, up-and-comers, you know? Yeah, yeah. So if it helps their... Careers. Yeah, I suppose, whatever. But with David Spade, you're, like, he looks so bored.

And it's so, like... He'd be better off just doing a podcast, we can just talk the way he wants, and there's no time limits or anything. Yeah, true. I don't think he'd have much of a listenership, though, would he? Like, who's tuning in for David Spade? It's all about the guests that he has on. You know when those 39 people died in that truck? Yes.

My first reaction wasn't, like, I wonder what David Spade... things I had 39 people in a truck was my birthday party me but he's openly said

the only reason he cares about being famous just so he could bang lots of women yeah which you kind of have to be like ah at least he admits it he is known for me

a real dirty dog but in a good way he's not you know he's a hound dog yeah hound but like consensual like so

boom hound do you see that Polly Shore put up a documentary on Netflix there recently it aired in Showtime

a few years ago but he only put up on YouTube now Is it Polly Shore I'm not Polly Shore is dead No it's a real documentary

It's not a mockumentary And it is just about It's so sad looking It's just him going around these random little small comedy clubs And he can't get any pussy I see he keeps complaining

the whole time I've never got so little pussy on a tour before Jesus really I just can it's been the whole tour I've got no pussy whatsoever

yeah because he's like in his 50s and he dresses like he's a surfer teenager in the 80s and this is a few years ago so his Alzheimer's-y mother just keeps calling him Oh really? Mets he's still alive

I'm gonna book Pryor I'm gonna book Richard Pryor Mom he's dead Jesus Christ that's hilarious Yeah it's very depressing It's very depressing Yeah it sounds depressing

A lot of documentaries about comedians turn out to be very depressing like the Joan Rivers one and the Gilbert Godfrey one's a bit grim apparently the Ralphie there's one coming out about Ralphie Mae and it was following him

like in the last years of his life and he just was really obviously very overweight and depressed I was going to say the big reveal is he's fat he comes out as fat to his family you guys I have a secret to tell you I'm not big boned I'm fat

he stops wearing black I know I've been fooling you all these years Well, he had fucking If you don't know Ralphie Mae was this Large comedian He was morbidly obese He was fucking huge He got a gastric band

And he ate his way through it And that's not a joke It kind of is though Well, that's what actually happened Yeah, I know He just kept eating And eventually he broke the band The band wasn't designed for that

That's fucked up man Yeah Imagine that kind of addiction Yeah I don't understand that with food like just how uh yeah well like i mean to be honest food nowadays like especially like the shitty food

it is just chemicals like chemicals like chemicals that are just like acting on your dopamine receptors just like any drug or addictive substance really you know that's all it is just like your pleasure centre or a ward centre just lights up like a pinball machine sugar like is a fucking mad addictive substance i'd say you know the way those people those fucking assholes are like

Hey, instead of being addicted to this, why not get addicted to feeling good about yourself? Yeah, yeah. You're like, oh. I don't really hang out with those people, but I'm. Oh, I see him sometimes around the college. Yeah. The happy people. Happy people.

Yeah. I just don't understand why I can't be like them. Well. But if the podcast becomes successful, we won't need to be like them. We can just regress. Will this never grow? Will this become famous? Yeah, yeah.

That would be nice, wouldn't I? And then die in the next five years. Just die in a Vegas hotel room is finding about cocaine and hookers. No, not Vegas. Not Vegas? An Arama hotel room.

I got you loads of cocaine and hookers there and know what you like about that, do you? It won't be cocaine hookers. It won't be like fucking... Methadron and underage Vietnamese brothel workers. Oh, no. Mr. James.

No, I was going to say just like just a guy like we couldn't afford a hooker so here's a some guy jerking us all here's Trevor

I'm like oh yeah what's the crack what they're you watch much guy do you just snorting baby powder and getting jerked off

by a plumber we hit top of the world ma it looks like we made it yeah oh

we're ended there I think no you want one more thing Let's do one more thing, yeah. Well, you're talking about Terminator Genesis there? Ah. No.

No. I'm talking about God's Not Dead. Yeah, we talk about God's Not Dead real quick, yeah. So this is a film, I was going to do a whole episode about this, then me and James Washington were like, ah. Yeah. It's not even funny enough to like, so basically the concept of the film is this young college kid, he's a Christian. Yeah, oh, by the way, the movie is like super right-wing Christian propaganda. Yeah, yeah, very, very much Christian propaganda.

I'm not done well at all, like, they can't really act, the dialogue, it's just completely clunky and unnatural, but anyway. Basically, this Christian guy goes to college, and the first day of class, the philosophy teacher, makes them write the words, God is dead. And then sign their name with the contract. Yeah, yeah, and then all the students do, because they're all liberal sheep, you know, godless sheep, okay? But then this one brave man, his name's Josh Whedon. Yeah, which is very weird. Also, the director of Avengers. Don't know what they're meaning.

Yeah, I don't know what they... I think the message was, you know, like, the Josh Whedon, who directed Avengers, like, he's promoting the fake gods. Okay, right. And Buffy of Vampire Slayer is, like, you know, he did that as well. And it's like, that's another fake god.

You know? But anyways, so he stands up and says, I'm not going to sign this. Yeah. So then Professor is like, all right, then you have to prove to this entire class that God exists and if you don't

you fail the class basically yeah yeah and it's not done in the funny way no it's really stupid yeah but like I mean like I mean the professor he's not going like hash you prove me wrong

he's like prove me wrong if you don't I will end you yeah even but like when the guy starts talking he like pulls him one side did you fucking clever huh you're gonna prove me wrong I'll kill you I'll kill you

I'll kill you god damn you know he's like really like psychotic yeah no he says he's gonna ruin this like the guy the guy wants to be a lawyer and he's like i'm gonna ruin your law career i'll make sure that you don't get a law degree yeah if you prove if you don't stop this i'll make your family pay it's so bizarre and then the few other subplots were like there's a liberal journalist as well yeah who's like anti-religion and she gets cancer yeah but like on the back of her car There's a bumper sticker for like, what, what is it? I love evolution.

I love evolution. And then meat is murder. Those are two bumper stickers. So, of course she gets cancer, because it's a Christian film. But she's like, a real business career woman. It's like, I'm too busy for cancer. I need my career.

She's on the phone and she's like, what, what's that? And I got cancer, cool. And I'm like, sell, sell. Actually, speaking of bumper stickers, she had two bumper stickers. On the way up here, I saw a bumper sticker. I don't know what it means. It said, I heart killed air.

and it was a picture of Elvis. And the same bumper sticker? Yeah, yeah. Oh, wow. What does that mean? That's very, I have no idea. Should I tell those people that Elvis isn't from Kildick? It'll break their hearts. Oh, he's the king.

Oh, Jesus. Yeah, so. Yeah. We didn't even watch it to the end. We watched like an hour of it. It was like, oh, this is just bored. Then we got bored. Yeah.

We found out that the professor dies at the end. Yeah, and he converts to religion while he's dying. He gets hit by a car. Yeah. And Reverend Dave, who's like a minor character, shows up and gives him the last rights. It's like, please save my soul, Reverend Dave. And Dave's like, yeah, you're going to heaven. And he learns the error of his ways.

Yeah. But he still goes to hell. Good. That'd be a good message. It's raped by demons. It doesn't matter if you repent. It's too late. God's angry.

I'm on a highway to hell. Yeah. Yeah. And just down there and he starts a band with Hitler and Joseph Garbel's. Harold Shipman on bassoon Thinking of one actual musician He'd be down there

Who would be down there Every musician ever By today's standards Yeah I mean like Elvis was banging like a 14 year old He married a 14 year old So who knows how he was banging them What's interesting is they're doing a new Elvis movie

Yeah And they're going to address that Well they should because yeah He was a pedo And Tom Hanks is playing the manager So I know what the manager is probably like It's been good for you.

Come on, get that 14-year-old pussy. Yeah. Yeah. Some young Poon-Tang. You want to be a rock star? Hey, man, I'm the king, all right? I don't know if I want to bang a 14-year-old pussy, I'm going to do it. I'm the king, all right?

But by today's standards, that's wrong. Yeah, as we found out now, it's illegal to have sex with a child. Found out too late. The crazy liberal agenda. the chickens have come back as a roost. That liberal journalist in the film, she'd probably all like, oh, you can't do that.

You can't shoot ducks and you can't have sex with children. Yeah, and then she got cancer. Good for her. Also a really hot Muslim girl in it. Oh, yeah. There's actually one thing about the casting of the film,

everyone was really good-looking. It's funny, the cheaper to film, the good-looking, the more better-looking the people are. None of them were good actors. No, well, you know, you got to cut one or the other, you know? Yeah, you can't have both.

Yeah, I'm sure there's some elephant-man-looking guy. was really good you want quality acting you have to hire Wallace Sean is he dead no I don't think so my dinner was out yeah yeah

Wallace Sean that's a name there yeah yeah I hear that kid giving you the hip references Wallace Sean we don't know my dinner we don't know a little peep

but we know Wallace Sean ironically Wallace Sean also died even overdose and his mother's also still in the studio Oh, Jesus Christ Yeah, so anyway

God's not dead Piece of shit film Yeah, awful piece of shit But huge box office success That's the thing Well, there's a whole Underbelly of Christians Who feel like they're not being represented

In like the liberal mainstream media Yeah, yeah So any show Like in their head It's illegal to worship Jesus Yeah It's like they're being persecuted Yeah

Which I mean Christians are being persecuted In different parts of the world But definitely not like In the Western any kind of, yeah, or Ireland or anything like that. Just people are going, oh, I don't believe in what you believe in. Oh, you're persecuting me. I'm like, well, no, not like that.

Well, it's kind of like the same people are like, oh, these fucking whiny trans, oh, want to... They want to be treated like human beings. Yeah, yeah, that's okay. But they're also going around telling people like, you can't say Christmas anymore. Yeah. I just heard it there. It's just, it's a real, like, what's the word, cognitive dissonance or whatever? where they're just like

they're just so set in their beliefs and even though like so much shit contradicts what they're saying they don't care it's so like you know Jesus will like love everybody but uh you know what does it

fags go to hell or so what was that Westboro Baptist Church Godhead's flags Oh you're referencing them Yeah Oh I told you just Tell me your own opinions Well you always thinking recently

Christians though like They're very anti-gay Like a lot of them Yeah and also a lot of them secretly gay. Yes, well that's true. A lot of them, a lot of those pastures get caught in bathrooms, you know, the whole thing, you drop a penny and you have to go into the stall.

Oh, yeah, yeah, the old, uh, roadside, you know, what do they call? According to their story, they dropped a penny and they taught it was on the guy's penis, they like to suck it to find out. Yeah, it tastes like pennies, all right? Ooh, and I love it. Yeah, I think...

Well, I've gained a few pounds. A moment on the lips, forever on the hips. all over my face okay we're going to end it there I think this is a good one what should we do next let's do another episode you need to tell your friends about us

because you know please tell your friends yeah we need to get popular real quick we really do I really put all my eggs into this basket because if you don't spread the word then it's just a matter of time before one or both of us

you know we'll go out in a murder-suicide type thing I watched Dolomite is my name recently And it's great It's a very fun film But in that film He sells his house And all his possessions To finance

The fun this movie Because he believed in it But it worked out for him It worked out Now Yeah I hope If there's ever a movie made about us

Eddie Murphy plays both of us Yeah Oh That'd be very fun Yeah Isn't he This summer Eddie Murphy

and Eddie Murphy of Brian and James But he'll do his like offensive white guy He'll say Well hello Welcome to Brian and James Fuck each other That'd be great

I'd love it You know when that's We'll both be dead though So we won't be able to see it But You know Eddie Murphy He apologised for love

Of the stand-up Yeah well rightfully So I mean It would be funny if like He's like I apologise for everything Apart from saying Those faggots of AIDS on their lips

Because they do wow that's a quoting yeah yeah yeah what was he said those fat yeah he said walking around with that aids on their necks yeah yeah oh no he said the word fag a bunch of times yeah yeah yeah and there's really no way to defend it at all kind of like how we just said it right there there's no way to defend it we're not wearing red jumpsuits which when we do live shows I 100% want to have red jumpsuit yeah that would be amazing We're all, we're in, we're, it's one and we're sharing it. All right, let's end it there.

All right, we'll end it there. Okay. Thanks for listening. Bye.