Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 43 : Derry Girls and Anal Sex

Episode Date: October 29, 2019

We talk Derry Girls, Fleabag and Harvey Weinstein.

I'm doing, I've done it Yes We started There's no going back now This is the one I can feel it now It's going to be the one that makes us This is gonna be it

Yeah How do you think we'll handle Finn Fortune Brian? Oh not good Not well at all You know Grand Tft Auto We have to get all the stars Yeah

That's what our life's gonna be It's gonna end up Us driving an ambulance around The FBI Just around Vice City And they're sending Like Harrier jets To shoot us

darn. Oh, God. I'm just like, it was just a podcast. We didn't know. So let's just jump straight into it. Okay, we're in. All action.

39 people dead. Why do you think? 39. Why not 40? Make it a nice round number. Jesus. Yeah, I don't know. It's horrible, obviously.

Yeah. It immediately made me think of that episode of The Wire. Oh, what happened that episode of Wire? Well, it's not even the episode. It's like the opening of season. it's either season two or three that takes place in the docks Let's just backtrack one second

39 Chinese people die in the back of a truck Yeah Go well Where the truck In the in the shoulder wire By David Simons Yeah

Oh please credit me Yeah yeah Well there's like a container filled with like immigrants That die They suffocate Which is exactly what happened In this story

So the truck 39 people found In the back of the truck And they all suffocated And it flows as well uh-huh and froze did a freeze yeah yeah they were frozen like a bit like um that guy in goodfellas you think that's what it is they were involved with a big bank job and robert de nero got paranoid i think one of them bought a big coat for his wife

big off get out of you go right when i tell you i don't spend the money i love with that scene his wife's like but why show it shut up what i like to call shut up oh god that's close anyway it's not funny though. It's not funny at all. Yeah, but look, so in the wire, how many die? Oh, I can't remember. It's a lot, though. I think it is like 30 or 40, I don't know, a long time since I've seen it. The police gets involved and it all gets messy. Yeah, yeah, the cops get involved and see, like, the docker, the guys that work on the docks, barely make any money. So obviously, they, you know, turn a blind eye to drugs and stuff to, like, get a bit of money. So then there's a lot of corruption, so they're freaked out,

the cops are coming in. But anyway, you put, like, yeah, so this truck, was found in Essex, right? Yeah, Essex. But went through Armagh? Was the driver from Armagh? Drivers from the north, yeah? Yeah, he's from Armaa. Have you seen the picture of him?

No, no. God, he looks like... The picture's him smiling. It looks like he's posing for a selfie. Oh, God. And he's got the little chain around his neck. And he just looked like he's off to a teenage disco. He just sucked sleazy, does he?

Yeah, but he looks like he's having a good time. Okay. Which, you know, isn't the best picture to show someone after, like, you know, involving the murder. Yeah, well, he's been charged with me. murder. Has he? There's two other people that are being charged

with human trafficking and manslaughter and I'm pretty sure the driver is getting a full murder wrap like. The other two are a couple. Yeah,

they're a couple, yeah. Again, this is an ongoing investigation so the best thing we can do is speculate. Yeah, it's all speculation.

I don't make anyone 's coming here for the facts. And make some wild rumors. I hear Tom Cruise did it. By Tom Cruise, we mean Simon Delaney's character and this is

Browns boys. The movie. The movie. The movie. But obviously it's a very tragic. Oh, obviously. You shouldn't smile when you say that. No, I'm going to.

You're still smiling. It was very tragically. Obviously, it's fucked up. And actually, the guy, the trucking company are based in Monaghan. That's a bit of home price. Yeah, yeah. Hey, what are you trying to insinuate?

I was in Gaul. Oh, no, I wasn't even. I was in Dublin the whole time. So my hands are clean. I'll tell you that. For now, anyway. You're not catching me. I was, oh.

Yeah. I invested in the top, the best shredder money can buy, so... Yeah, yeah, no, it's mental. Yeah, 39 died. What's the Trudden Company call? Oh, I've no idea what they're called, like... They actually have texts of some of the people in the truck to their parents. Oh, my God.

Yeah, saying stuff like, I'm not going to make a... Sorry about this, I'm freezing, stuff like that, yeah, yeah. So, yeah, obviously, like... That's fucked up. This has become a huge news story, and the most retarded way of looking at that is, like, the people are like oh sure if they're white no one would care which is 100% like I think I've seen on YouTube comments I've seen are like sure if if 39 white people died it wouldn't even be in the papers don't he care about them because they're Chinese

oh fucking hell which is like the worst take yeah and that's like but this happened before actually 2002 no 2000 the year 2000 just before for the Willenium. Willenium before Wilstid truck Willenium get in jigger with it

na nan nan nan man man I made a know about dead in the back of a truck get in jigger in

I think more people died in the other one that was actually the defence used during they are going are you guilty

of this na na na na na na na na na na I'm trying I actually wrote how many people died

in 2001 yeah but yeah so this is like the second worst case this kind of thing of

like people being human trafficked and like dying in transit Yeah I know

I heard he was 25 You know I'm not victim blaming here or anything like that obviously it's real fucked up but like

if they have a phone why don't they like try to call the police or something because they don't know who they're fucking also they're trapped they're trying to hide

sneak into a country like yeah but if you're dying like no maybe that's a very stupid thing of me to say

but they have a phone yeah but they don't know where they are what are they're going to call up and like hey look I'm in the truck

somewhere somewhere in England you could just call like uh well yeah I assume they knew they were going to England so just like ifs and butts were candy and nuts well I don't know it's just the fact that they have a phone or they had phones on them yeah to know I don't know it's bizarre I never really talk about that see you think outside the box outside the truck that's something they should have done hey oh no no it's all off obviously it's awful yeah and hopefully they have the anyway hopefully the people involved a charge even just human trafficking and general shouldn't be happening well all these people like this is their last resort yeah these chinese people like they're either in debt or something bad has happened to them in china yeah

they got to get to fuck out that's a good point actually yeah you're right they're probably the last thing no one is authorities oh yeah like that's thing in their heads like if i call the police um yeah probably people back in china are gonna find out yeah and they kill my family or something like yeah yeah okay it is yeah but um it's kind of like it sounds bad but um when i heard he was 25. I was picturing it's this young like, oh no. It's kind of like Rodney from Only Fills and Horset. They're just like, oh, Del.

Oh, Del! You never believe it. Oh, Rodney, what have you done? You doth, Pillock. What are you up to, hey? You can smoke of those fanny fags again, did Rodders. And then Uncle Albert shows up. During the war, I'll kill people

who look like that. Yeah, yeah. That's awful. Ah, God. Well, that's the podcast. some people tune in for. That's what they want. They just, yeah. Look, bad things happen, and they want, like... They want desensitized sociopaths to make jokes about it.

And you came to the right place. Yeah, I just looked up here. It was 58 people died in Dover 2000. Same thing. Jesus. Dover. Yeah. Worse than Essay. If it wasn't tragic enough, they... Well, it's a lose-lose, because they either die in the back of a truck or they live. and wind up in Dover.

They end up giving out sweets and battenes and nightclubs in Dover. Oh, Jesus. Yeah. It's an awful, awful thing. Yeah, it's fucked up.

And it's just like something that us white, privileged fucking assholes never had to worry about. Well, never have to do it. Unless something was really wrong. We end up on the back of a truck. Which could happen?

A truck to China. Like, it could... I know, things could go bad. Yeah, they could. Especially if the troubles kick off and we have to get out. quick when they find out about all the IRA jokes who made. Oh yeah. And I've got a darn good

IRA joke that's been... It's been kill him. Yeah. Yeah. And then ironically... I imagine the riot came after us though. Wouldn't that be something? Well, I've watched Derry Girls recently so I imagine it'd be quite funny. It'd be me and you

are, like, you know... School uniforms. Yeah, just as school girls. We've got some quirky friends and we're off to adventures. Oh no, look at that. The IRA just blew me I haven't actually watched dairy girls I've heard very good things I recently watched the first season

on Netflix and I was so relieved to find out I actually enjoy it because all these normal people I watch like it and I'm like oh what if I don't watch and I don't like it then well if I do watch and I don't like then I'll just be a freak you know I'll be a fucking idiot

and I watch it and I was like oh I'm just like the others I do like dairy girls I belong yes finally it was very nice who's the girl that made it Lisa something Lisa McGee Lisa McGee see I saw her other show that she made before Dairy Girls called London Irish

And wasn't that a bit racy? It was, I thought it was hilarious But yeah, very dark Like there was stuff about underage sex and that There is lots of, it was very edgy And it really pushed the envelope And, uh, but it was very funny Great performances, very good writing

Where does she come from, Lisa McGee? She's obviously, where does she live? Well, she's obviously... How much money does she make? What's her blood type? Yeah, yeah. Well, I assume just based on the London Irish, she is, you know, And Derry Girls, she obviously born, grew up in Northern Ireland, then went and moved to London.

But London Irish is great, but got fucking slated by the critics. They basically had to go with her saying, she's not funny, she's shy, because it's just shitty. The English critics are the Irish one? Both, I think. Yeah, it just didn't do well at all. They'd only got one season. Personally, I loved it. So I think I will like Jerry Girls, if it's similar.

I think you will. I was surprised by how much I liked it. I'm looking forward to it. The first episode is a joke about, like, should I spoil the first episode? Go on, yeah. okay okay if you haven't seen derry girls don't listen to this it's a comedy you can't me spoil it too much there are laughs yeah laughs and goofs and a little bit you know make you think oh what it make you think inside your nugget in the brain could you handle that could you you

dath bastard i've watched that going like maybe the troubles were bad it's changed my perception well i do think maybe subconsciously just lisa mcgee preparing us because the trouble's going to kick off again oh yeah yeah so like people watch derrickers I'm like, oh, maybe it won't be so bad when the troubles kick off, you know. A few bombs in the background, and, like, you know, I'll have some crazy friends, and I'll discover what it's like to be a woman. So this is, as she's preparing us for what, the inevitable horrors that come, kind of like that episode of The Simpsons that predicted 9-11.

Don't get me started on that. That's not too bad, but to everything that's the means about, like, Donald Trump being The Simpsons in 2007. Oh, yeah. predicted it. It's so fucking retarded. He didn't. The clip that they show of him was from after he announced

he was going to run for presidents. Yeah. Yeah, he announced it back in like 2003 or something. No, no, no, no. The clip of this actual clip was like 2016. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. But what happened is in The Simpsons, they made a joke with President Trump back to 2003 or whatever.

Yeah, yeah. And people are conflated to and being like, oh, they predicted it. Ha, ha, ha, isn't that funny? I'm like, I will punch you. and your boyfriend. Why won't you love me? Why do you make mistakes about the Simpsons? Brian, please put down my time.

I'm gonna do it. You can't stop me! I just send her videos and we cut myself. This will teach you from making mistakes with the Simpsons. Did the Simpsons predict this, did they? You bitch! They did. Yeah, Lisa McGee

Yeah, yeah So Derry Girls is very funny Yeah I don't know why See, we're trying to talk about something normal Yeah And everybody likes

And just had to go into South Harlem Yeah, yeah We really can't help ourselves How do we Look, Derry Girls is very funny Okay That's the review

I've watched I've watched I write for the Irish independence And it's just like Trails off and you're going to We're going to fucking kill you all first I kill my dad

I kill my mother and it's a very good show Channel 4 about done themselves so I watched the first season Netflix and it's four girls yeah

and uh from dairy yeah yeah and free dairy oh they call it free dairy no they don't okay but some people do

yeah some people do well the very first scene is like someone like scribbling out London and London London Derry yeah yeah yeah that's yeah you don't want to make that mistake it is funny

like it is set in dairy yeah but it's like a different dairy yeah well funny to say it in london dairy and it's like it's just like this Protestant clown who goes around killing Catholic children ah we all float down hair church I

come on down the fuck are you hey he's got a little flag he's like Pennywise the clown in a bowler hat and satch marching with a fucking drum he actually did a very good job in the show portraying the orange order is just like basically

like monsters. Oh really? Yeah. There's like an episode where they get stuck in like they're accidentally driving the parade and there's orange order

people everywhere and they're like closed the windows and like oh god don't make eye contact and they're all like bleh like that like proper like day to dead style shit

oh yeah okay it's very there's definitely a Catholic like a sectarian element to it yeah but it's like biased towards us yeah yeah well she's obviously Catholic

yeah yeah so it's four girls one of them's like the kind of protagonist yeah and she's like the normal girl but she really

I've seen my one problem with this girl she really overdues the facial acting okay like just

a lot of yeah a lot like I'm doing faces like he's definitely doing faces there

yeah like I can confirm that those were faces if something crazy happens instead of just doing like one like oh

she does like nine different oh blah brach whey hey chat ahead whar

hey oh what I'm gonna do here? Hey, wise guy, huh? You're just... Yeah,

so it's her and then she's got like her kind of larger nerdier friend. Okay. Turns out, here's the little thing.

It turns out she's a lesbian. Ah. We find that out the end of the first season. Season one? Yeah, yeah. Because,

um, and the main girl actually doesn't like it at first. Oh, really? She's got a problem with it? She's like, ugh. Get away from me.

You're being disgusted in Newark. Yeah. You're worse than Protestant. The only thing worse, a lesbian Protestant. Lesbian Protestant, my God. I'm pretty sure the only way you can kill them is with garlic.

No, I just said lesbian Protestant they got an idea in my head of like... Wait, no, you said it, don't be... Yeah, you just said oh, when you said that thing, that was you, Brian. When I said lesbian Protestant, I got an idea, you ever see the film Contagion with Dustin Hoffman? No, I've never said it. Oh, where he finds the disease spreading.

Okay. Yeah, it's kind of like that. Oh, right. We're going to nuke the place. stop it from spreading and who else there's like the other girl who's like her cousin who's like very weird

but she's okay with being weird you know like you know oh she's very comfortable with herself yeah yeah we're like she's like what's an example of her weirdness

like into the chocolate fountain at party she's just walk back with chocolate all over her face and just be like yeah like it's all over her close like yeah I was enjoying myself you know she doesn't really care

about social norms oh I see so she's autistic yeah but back in the day that was considered quirky yeah she's just a bit

mad in the head that's all making it on with it actually wait just to diverge a minute do you hear about that woman in Ireland with the baby

you're gonna have to be more specific there right it's in me reading the news a woman with a baby coming up a thing about a baby do you hear about that have we seen this have you heard about this

yeah this woman this woman found out her son was autistic okay so she's mother it. What?

Yeah. And then she got away with it because she said she was insane. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah. Jesus. That's fucked up. Yeah.

I didn't know we could do that. Oh, no. That's horrible. That's awful. Yeah. Well, like, think about it like. Jesus. Yeah.

Wow. That's, uh, yeah, can't even make that funny. That's just really fucked up. Yeah. Oh, dear. When did this happen recently? Like, it just got, she got convicted of insanity. Okay.

Like, last week. And what was she? was that the only example of her insanity? Apparently she found out then she got really obsessed with autism and then like she smothered a baby because she was like oh

don't deal with this I'm a career woman I don't have time for this but that didn't happen in dairy girls no no I can't imagine Lisa McGee wouldn't go that far she knows funny yeah so they do a really good job of balancing like these kids having fun

but with kind of like darker the darker element of like you know there's bombs going off and people are dying yeah yeah and you gotta be careful and you gotta check like the cars and stuff yeah yeah but I think

I've heard the portrayal it's almost very normalised like yeah very normalised just their everyday lives yeah see I just missed that to be honest because I was born in 89 and like

there were still elements of it like growing up in Monhen but like the Good Friday Agreement was 1998 like so I was still I mean, by the time I was 10 It had really all got Like all gone away from my area The Good Friday Agreement

Or is it called now The Break Time out That's what they go Round two Ding ding ding Do I want to ring the bell there Apollo

Ding It's the I have dragon It's a dreamer That was a reference to the end Of Rocky 3 Yeah boy I'm surprised you didn't get it

By it It's just Jerry and Ian Hayes and it frees frames and then hit each other It's the high on the tagger Yeah So like it's all about She's like

This girl in this crazy world This crazy messed up world And they've also got A cousin from England Who comes over And he's English Yeah And because it'd be too

It'd be too dangerous To put him in with the other Boy School They're sticking in the girls' school Oh really? Yeah So he becomes friends with them Like

But they always give him shit Like For being British Yeah And they all think he's gay Oh because he has an accent Yeah, yeah, yeah

And is he gay? No, no. So they end up banging in any longer? No, there's an episode which is kind of like pretty racy, there's an episode where like they bring a load

of Chernobyl children. Oh. Yeah. Apparently it's a real thing they used to bring Chernobyl children over to the north. Say it's not so bad, right? Yeah, yeah.

So each family gets a little Chernobyl kid. Diet problems. This place is real shit hole. Let me tell you. Not good. Do not like that all. Yeah.

So they all. all get like a Chernobyl lad When I say kid They're all the same They're the same age as them like Okay So there's one hot one

That really likes the English kid Oh It's a girl Yeah yeah Oh yeah It's not Lisa McGee wouldn't go that far Yeah

I don't know man You want to stay away From that radiated pussy You know what I'm saying Better wear Johnny I better double bagging Turex extra safe I sure hope so

This is funny actually One the girls Has him on the lead The Chernobyl came in the lead just case he tries to run away. That is pretty funny. And one of it turns out actually isn't from Chernobyl at all.

He's just from England and he got on the wrong plane. And he's too scared to like tell, reveal it so he just like pretends to be from Chernobyl. Oh, because he's in like Catholic...

Yeah, because he's in like the heartland of that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's pretty clever thinking on that kid's part. And Tommy Turing's in it, he's great. I've heard he's very good in it. Oh, yeah, and it's good to see Tommy

doing it. Well, like, you know, Tommy he's fucking great comedian. Yeah, and I want to see him push his acting abilities more. Yeah, because he's definitely more capable than, like, you know. I think he can tell in a lot of the episodes. So it starts off, he's just kind of background character.

And through six episodes, he starts getting like B plots and stuff. Yeah, yeah, because they realize he's, you know, when you have that kind of talent, utilize it, you know? Like, there's an episode where they go on a vacation, uh-da-da-da-da-da, they go on a little holiday to the south. Yeah, to the south. Yeah, yeah. I think it gets our hip, back in a round, get around. Yeah, and I kind of focus on him, like, because he's in charge of the trip, like, Right, right, yeah.

Yeah, kind of more. And actually, it's funny, they actually find there's an IRA lad hiding in the trunk because he's trying to get out of the country. Ah, yeah, yeah. They have to, like, decide what to do with him. Yeah. Yeah.

But in that episode in particular, like, they really get to, like, because the kids are annoying him and they, like, he gets to do, like, um. Like angry dad stuff? Yeah, he gets to do angry dad and they have to, like, they make him, like, the waitress gives him a Coke instead of a tea, and they're all, he's standing up for yourself. You need to tell her, and then he does, and she starts crying,

he feels bad about it like there's just some great stuff for him in it and he gets to do an Australian accent in that one stage yeah I mean this is fun because he gets to do

like really bad Australian accent and purpose yeah because he pretended not to be Irish yeah he's great Kevin McAleer is in it as well oh Kevin

you ran into him once in you I did I uh you called him a beep no come on no I get on I actually no

very pleasant story I did the Carripen Cross Arts Festival and he was headlining And so it was like a little backstage area And, you know, before the gig We were just kind of chatting And he was very nice, very pleasant

But like, we didn't know each other So everybody was just kind of like Talking or whatever And then he actually watched me do my set And when I came off he was like Oh man, there was some like You had some very polished bits there Like how long have you been doing now

I was like about two and a half years Three years really is that all wow Very good keep at it Like it was just very nice And he's like a real OG of Irish He really really he is like and you kind of forget how good he is oh man he's so good like and he's just got such

a unique delivery and style and this role in Derry Girls is definitely written for him he plays the boring uncle yeah yeah and it's just so dry where like the whole thing is he was kidnapped by I forget who was kidnapped by he was kidnapped by someone the tiger radiator and beat battered and he tells the story such a boring way

where he's talking about the shoelaces and where he got the shoe like they're tying me up using my shoelaces and where did I get them now I think they got them was it 78 or yeah yeah yeah just great I really enjoyed him I wouldn't watch Season 2

Oh man he's fucking great And like his I'd never seen His stand-up either But he just has This very dry Delivery

And very almost Like this His character is It's almost Stuart Lee-ish I think Stuart Lee likes them Yeah

You know You can see that But Kevin McLeer Has this sort of A faux superiority It was like Oh yes

Well I was reading About a certain Philosophical I won't bore you With it Because you wouldn't understand And things like that

you know it really kind of talks down to the audience but in a fun way it's obviously a part of his character not like when I do it you bunch of pricks yeah yeah he got the Simpsons wrong oh we're back to her

yeah yeah yeah she really man that made me sorry there's an actual story there is yeah oh it's not even a story like I never met her it's a woman that she never met oh like a comment online

yeah yeah no it's just it's just the name this person like okay um but like basically like remember when Gritty Turnberg was staring at Trump She posted a meme of like Lisa staring at Trump and it On the captioned from 2004

And I was like, it's not You fucking By the way, Derry Girls is a very funny show Yeah Well yeah actually I really must watch it I think you should watch it The first episode they get detention Okay

And the nuns watch them But she dies They don't realise it So like she fell asleep The silly bitch And then they're like you know Oh it's so weird That she falls asleep

Her eyes open And there's no There's no lads bathroom. Yeah. So for the boy, so he starts pissing a bucket. So then they walk in with them messing around with dead nun and he's pissing

in the corner and they're like, jeez, what's going on? That's funny. Yeah, it sounds like a good shot. For our first episode, that involves like a nun dying. Yeah. You got me hooked.

Well, see, the thing, and even back to London Irish, like, at least, like, as you said, and, you know, right, like, so the show London Irish was very, like, edgy and all. Like, and I really enjoyed it. So she's obviously, she doesn't shy away from kind of like the dark. humor

man I bet she'd love us yeah she probably this is everything I want to avoid yeah this is everything well she wouldn't be able

to appear on the show because you know she wants to keep her credit she could be the artist formerly known as Lisa McGee

we could get her on and like you know the way when they interview some people and like they all through the voice we'd have to go

this is Lisa X no that's true of it L McGee that's a Simpsons reference do you know the Simpsons I do yeah

The fuck What? But you'll wait Phoebe Waller Bridge You know her Ah, fleabag Yeah

Yeah Okay, so that's kind of like And she married Martin McDonough Oh Or she'd be dating him Who is obviously Who wrote the pillow man Yeah

But that's also Kind of fucked up shit Yeah So I'm just saying I don't know Lisa McGee She's single or not Yeah

Well If you want to get with Brian You gotta get with James Da-da-da-da-da-bed Comedy Never ends last day medication ah congratulations

i've been too afraid to get myself then chlamydia free lisa maggie hey all right he made it right yeah there you go

actually speaking of martin mcdonough I read another one was plays oh did you yeah the cripple of inish man oh I've heard about that one

yeah yeah it's a good it's another one where it's like you really just get off and like just writing fucked up tain just being edgy

describing it as poetry being an edge lord basically yeah it's all like you know so it's a cripple guy in Ireland Inishman wherever that is

forget now I've read it like a while ago and this Hollywood producer comes over to make a documentary

about it she's like she's maybe director or something like that yeah so it's kind of

like the clash of like if I didn't describe the plot because it's all dialogue like the clash between Irish and American

and like yeah there's one bit in it we're like um so he's telling her like sometimes it gets so cold

you have to shit yourself okay sure yeah I guess sometimes they're and they get so cold have heard of a blanket

fucking hell Hey you dumb Mick It's called a coat Why'd you put it on You don't have to shit yourself What are you crazy huh So he's like He's like somebody have to shit yourself

So she's so cold She's like really It's like yeah I'm gonna do it now And then she's like Okay And he's like You should do it as well Do it

And she's like Oh you know It's like Do it do it And other people in the room We're like come on do it So then she shits herself And I'm like

Ah She fell for it Yeah Yeah You'll shit yourself gag And then we can relate To as an audience because she's like, oh, we thought she's some dumb American,

but she also shits herself, and I do that all the time, so. Maybe I could be in Hollywood. And you're like, he fucks Phoebe Waller Bridge, like. Writing her flea bag. Oh, gross. You don't watch Fleaback. I haven't seen Fleabagbag either. I hope I like Fleetback.

It's just a collection. It's just this podcast as me said, haven't seen that, haven't read that. I'm a non-cultured swine. What I do in my free time? Jesus, everyone loves Flea bag. Yeah, everyone's raven about it. Even he was in America. Emmy.

She won't. an Emmy, didn't she? Yeah, multiple Emmys. Ooh, Emmys. Even when I was, like, in America, there was ads for Amazon Prime. Yeah. And that was one of the big shows

they were promoting that they had, like... Fleabag. Yeah. And it's a British show, though, isn't it? It's a British show, yeah. They have a few American people in it.

Okay. Brett Gelbman. I don't really like him. No. Anyway, sorry. Sorry, Brett. I don't want to watch this now. Who else that?

Olivia Coleman's in it? I love Olivia Coleman's in it. I love Olivia Coleman's in it. Playing like her mother. Yeah, she's great. He's no Brett Keltman. He's not winning an Oscar in time, too. If we say that now, who knows?

Yeah, yeah. It would be egg on our face. He could hear this to go, I will. I'll show them. Yeah. And his Oscar speech is like, fuck Brian and James. Fuck them all.

I was in Netflix's love. But yeah, people are raving about playback. I've only seen the sex scenes on Pornhub. Oh, a lot of sex scenes, is there? Not really. Not enough. The first, I think the first season, this her like being a woman in

London okay Joy's being a single woman in there there's one bit in it we're like she's like

she's talking with sex like he's gonna put him my asshole ah and she's not up for it no she is

oh she is yeah okay yeah that's what I like put the show because normally in like these kind of movies

it's all like the girl going like or TV shows ever it's all like oh I don't know if I'm ready for anal

sex and cities all like that Samantha's like Samantha's like oh do it honey you got to try it It's like eating lobsters.

It's like eating lobster, you know? You gotta take it up the asshole. Right up the shit pipe, baby. Put in flea bag, it's like just, I'm giving like, yeah, in my ass. Yeah. You got a problem with that, America? I take it up the ass. What are you going to do about it?

Give me my Emmy. Yeah, I'm going to shove that right up my eyes. Plenty of room. How empowering with that, like move over Lena Dunham. Yeah, you think molesting your sister was cool. I stand up for her doing that We've all We are recording, Brian

Oh yeah, hang on I don't have a sister How are you going to dig your sister? I don't have a sister I'm only for molesting sisters If it's your sister, not mine Now I had a Paddington bear I hadn't seen

It's been through the wars Or thank God Paddington can't write a blog About me Roland Farrow gets into Interviews Paddington No actually no I don't even know what i'm saying what so she she touched her sister but they were both kids there were kids yeah i think she said she put stones in her vagina well that's gwynette paltrow's all the time yeah but you know

she's on that diet so uh you know she needs to get her nutrients somehow she's on goop goop that's the name her company what's goop that's the name of gwynette paltrow's company okay and she sells things like you know uh positive stones and stuff positive stones yeah that have been infused with psychic energy and you put them up your fanny that's the only way they work so Nina Dunham she's touched her sister and I think she told it in her book as a kind of humorous way

and then people are like she's just about Harvey Weinstein yeah well see then another thing one of the writers on girls actually did rape somebody and she stood up for him so that was another it was a collection of things

that she did and said that turned people against her she really hasn't helped herself in the last few years no no but um especially season six of girls. I'm right, guys. Who, went off the rails.

Adam Driver didn't want to be there anymore. So, yeah, Fleabag. I was just thinking about... Got to check it out. Yeah, well, I hope I do, because it does feel good when you watch a show of women in and you like it. You're kind of like, hey, I'm not a bad guy. Hey, I can relate to these women.

Hey, I'm not a bad guy. Yeah. Yeah. Speaking of shows with lots of sex, in it. My roommate's watching Power at the minute. Oh, Jesus. There is a lot of sex in that show. That's why all the girls are in. All the girls I know are mad into it.

It's like softcore porn at times. It's like, okay and they're banging. In our episode they'd be banging like three or four times. And I mean they are going to town on each other. Me and you watched a bit of an episode together. Yes. And we both like, you know, we both looking at like, crossing her legs like, yeah. Yeah, it's true.

We both went to the bathroom at the same time. And I only have one bathroom so it, uh, shit dot weird. Yeah. I've seen 50 cents bear asshole more than once now. 50 cents in it, is he? Oh, he is. He's in it and a lot of other things.

Oh, God. Well, the main guy in it is like, women love him. Well, you can see why he's a big, beautiful man. And they shoot the sex scenes in more like a woman's kind of way. It's like very kind of flattering lighting and nice music. Kind of like softcore porn is. Yeah, yeah. It's more sensual.

Like, a man directing a sex scene is like, ugh. And it's just like. in a racial. It's tickling then it's not like shots the man this is like

a lot of asshole shots yeah you see like his ass going up and down and up and down up and up and down

yeah up up up down and then he's done yeah and then he hits her and cries just like God intended

and we're like what a conflicted character what did that awful woman do to that poor poor man so in the show I need to get into it I may do a full episode about it

Yeah we should maybe The one bit I thought It's like six seasons of it though But there's only six seasons Yeah That's a lot of A lot of 50 cents asshole Not enough

The only bit I thought was funny in it I was like I watched the episode with you Yeah And the FBI agent is It's like the second episode The whole series Yeah The FBI agent is trying to trick this guy

Into giving her information Yeah So she shows him a picture of an underage girl. Yes. Yeah. And so like you've been texting this girl

and we're going to do you. And no, but like the girl that he's been texting is his boss's daughter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like underage. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So he like panics and tells her everything. And then later we find out that wasn't even a picture of her. That was just some picture she got from like the child porn locker. Ah.

Well, maybe, okay, then one of us has that wrong or else that doesn't make sense. How? how could he show a picture be showing a picture of an underage girl and say we know you've been texting her surely if he's texting the girl

he'd know what she looks like wouldn't she no this is like didn't show the face oh yeah yeah yeah you obviously examined that picture a lot harder than I did oh I didn't know because I was like nonsense alert I didn't know what was going on and then we saw some more black ass and I was like what

your Carlo mind just paved in of itself this is like sensory overload here I will watch first see and I quite enjoyed the trashiness of it Yeah, there's a, and it's like a lot of, like, it's just like sex and violence, so yeah, it is. Like that, so we watch, they end up cutting up a load of people and, like, stick them in places.

Yeah, that was pretty funny, right? Yeah, I'm just like, uh... Wacky, like a three stooges sketch, you know? Yeah, like, they call off the guy's head, and I think it's, and the brother's fucking a girl, and he looks at the window and she's the head. Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah, yeah, mama me.

Oh, hey, Dios me, oh. Hey, when I asked you to give me head, that's not what I talked about. and then like um bugs bunny shows up yeah what's that back yeah so yeah power I'm gonna watch more power

I'm gonna watch more power and we can fleabag and dairy girls I got a lot of shows that I gotta get through well I think first of all watch dairy girls because when the troubles kick off again watching power won't help you I wonder if the troubles part two would be more like urban you know

or be drive-bys and stuff. Well, it'll definitely be more hip-hop influenced. Yeah, yeah, like look at kneecap. They're from Trouble's area. Yeah, we've been introduced that to the world. What'll be the next thing? So we've done knee-capping all right. That's like, like, lame.

No, I meant the music outfit. Oh, is there in music? Oh, do you have you never heard of kneecap? No. Like these two rapper lads from Belfast, but they rap in Irish. Oh, I didn't know that. They're pretty fucking good, man. Well, I thought we meant we invented, like, the concept of kneecapping.

No, we probably didn't, didn't we popularized it. Yeah, well, we did we do. did you? They made it sexy. I like that kneecaps stay. Blah, br-a-br-br-blah. No, check out kneecaps. I think that future troubles

be more like cyberbullying. How dare you? You're plagiarizing my bit. No. Yeah. Oh, is it? I have an exact bit like that. Okay, well, no, it'll go a different direction.

At the millennial IRA, instead of clatt and car bombs they're going to cyber bully Protestants into killing themselves. Okay, no, we'll go a different direction then. I've told you that bit, Brian. I know. plagiarizing. How dare you?

Parallel thinking? No. Oh, I'm Amy Schumer. That was, I thought, I'd know what that was. That was your attempt to be dominant. It's like, yeah, I'm going to tell his joke right to his stupid face. There's no, he's too much of a pussy to stand up for himself. Too much of a fag.

Oh, that's your new favorite? No, okay. But, uh... Okay, we'll go a different direction then. We won't decide your bullying. There'll be, um... Oh, God, it's such a good bit. I know.

I know it is. Damn you, James. I know. Yeah. Like comedy genius. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What else can we talk about? I don't know.

I don't know how we got on this. Is this the same one? We weren't talking about... I genuinely, when we're recording, I can't remember. Did we talk about this on this episode? Talk about what? We're recording three in a row. Yeah.

Were you talking about Will Smith in this one or the previous one? The previous one. Jesus. I definitely have, like, dementia or something. Will Smith wasn't in the troubles. Was he? Got him, jogging with it. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

Was I n'enna rah-rah, getting jockey with... Okay, let's talk about Harvey Weinstein. Ah, yes. If you want to talk to you about this for a while, and I've saved it for a rainy day. You'll never guess what he's been up to... No, yeah, go on.

I saw it on the news and put my back pocket, like, how do I tell James about this? Yeah. So, Harvey Weinstein went to a comedy club. Yes. Well, actually, no, I think it was more like... It was like a charity event or something. It wasn't just like a straight-up...

It wasn't like he didn't pop into the comedy cellar. Yeah, I'm not sure, no. I haven't read the story. I think it was like some kind of benefit for actors or stuff like that for real faces A little ghost of you to show up Harvey A little benefit for young

Young defense It's a benefit for people that have been exposed For their predatory behaviour Yeah all the whole gang are there like Matt Lauer and Charlie Rose Spacey the whole Cosby He broke out prison just for this I'm back baby I'm back

You can't give me away so have you seen any video this no so it's so funny because so harvey weinstein he must be surrounded by yes men so he decides to go with this thing where there's going to be comedians yeah okay bad move and like he probably asked like his guy

he's like do you think don't mention me do you think people are still talking about me he's like no harvey no yesterday is fish and chip paper that's all that is yeah you'd be good they won't they won't they won't the balls talk with you harvey like oh good good good so

I really have a last thing right now is comedian making fun of me. I just want to go and be entertained. I've suffered enough. I deserve it. I deserve a night off. So he gets on stage. No, he gets on stage.

No, the comedian gets on stage. I really wasn't planning on doing this, but what's the deal with all of these talky, talky women, huh? Imagine if he did his own Netflix special, where it's been described as the anti-Ninnett. I'm raped a bunch of birds Very sorry I've got some quick comments in now Yeah

So Harvey's in the audience Yeah First comedian gets on stage And this woman I wrote her name down somewhere I think her name's like Beckley or something like that Okay Kelly Backman

A Rape Survivor Oh okay So she gets on stage and the first thing she says is um no as a comedian you're supposed to talk about the elephants in a room this is more like just a freddie kruger in a room and the sex she says that someone goes shut up oh really yeah yeah oh wow they just go boo straight away like oh jesus yeah they meet because it's it's his gang mostly oh right and then a few women are kind of like whew like that yeah yeah shut up you know and then she did not makes another joke about like um you know i didn't

know i have to bring my uh pepper spray and rape whistle to the show and again like shut up okay don't disrespect them actual people are saying no the word yeah shut up yeah yeah

um so it didn't go too well that's uh that was the movement that was spawned after times up called shut up wasn't very popular

didn't uh didn't catch win there just walking around just shut up badges just Casey Affleck walking around have you heard about Casey Affleck's new film

no it's set in the world were like there's no women oh god that can fucking bitch no women that can bitch about you um

they actually want to ban the word bitch in Boston really yeah well someone introduced that I think they want to make it a hate crime to call somebody a bitch yeah why it's just like

the fact that you have to ask James no but like I could call what if you call a guy a bitch no just if you call a woman a bitch that's a hate crime well that's what they introduce it's not going to get past

especially in Boston of all places Yeah Yeah I don't see that happen Boston where they say The N and F word Every other Yeah, it's true Yeah

That'd be so funny If like, hey look at this Beep Bitch over here Look at this N word bitch over here You're like hey Bitch F word

Hey you can't say that middle one Hey don't say bitch All right Apart from that Have a nice thing The other one's this is Boston So you're allowed to say that We're a very racist

plays. So, okay, I don't know. Harvey, Harvey, Harvey. So, um, then, like, she got removed, that woman, Becky. Comedian? Yeah. Who removed her?

Um, just some... One of Harvey's guys. Oh, wow. I think the club as well, like, it's best if we just get rid of you. Oh. Just crawled at dumpster. Jesus.

That doesn't sit easy at all. No. And then a woman, during the break, a woman started giving him shit. Okay. Giving poor old Harvey shit. Yeah, he's just trying to have a nice time. saying stuff like detruth

saying you know all of these totally substantiated things yeah yeah because he's a monster and he was like gotta get her out so they got to remove two women

from the show that's fucked up man that's yeah that's really fucked up but like in fairness like these women are kind of lucky because like Harvey's got a little team around them

and aren't they all like ex Massad I heard he did have some kind of like yeah ex military people like doing private what are they like a private security

fur or whatever like black ops kind of guys like yeah and obviously people that have no morals and are willing to do whatever it takes to earn money like like if those women are Palestinian they'd be dead yes they would yeah yeah they just got kicked out with show so consider yourself lucky yeah and that goes a little message for all you for all you women are chatty braids out there harvey wants to see a show but it does show like just how he still has power completely unconnected he is from like the world where he's like he was definitely like when he made that joke he was like

I can't believe you are making a joke about me I can't believe it because he just has lived in such a bubble you know they've actually done these like they've done like tests or studies or whatever that say that you know a person living in like

you know fame of like rich famous powerful people it does the same thing to your brain as having like a severe head injury. Apparently, like you're just the way you behave and think and feel just really morphs over time and you feel really entitled and desensitized and like, I should be allowed to do what I want, basically. And that's what we all want. That is what we're aiming for, Brian. I want that head injury. And I'll give it to myself if I have to. Just whacking ourselves at wrenches. Like, we don't understand how, like, what was that of the study? We don't really, we don't read the study fully. It's like, well, if we hit her heads, we get famous. yeah i don't know where i heard that somewhere like but yeah definitely living in that fame bubble just warps your perception of reality you know what though people say like hey when you become famous you're not really happy well i'm not happy now

it's like uh it's so true yeah and i'm not happy yeah oh you wouldn't like It's always like someone who's like some rock star in the 70s like, oh, you wouldn't like it. I spent four years of fucking and sucking and taking the best drugs in the world and traveling all over the world. Didn't make me feel happy at all. It's like, well, I'd like to try. I'd like to give it a cook.

I'd like to have the option. Yeah. I think I would be like... That's hilarious. Genuinely, that could work is a bit on stage. That's great. Yeah. That's great.

It really is all those like jagger and all that. the true happiness with your family yeah that's half of you fucked 40 models 40 models a day and did the best coke yeah oh fucking hell is great

god can't wait till the Patreon downstairs I know yeah then I can be on happy you can make it happen for us everybody you know you know that thing people say

like at the Oscars you thank God and Harvey Weinstein yeah yeah isn't it ironic that those are both two men or two people that are like basically kind of like rapists are you accusing God of being a rapist?

Well he got a girl pregnant and then got made his friend tell her under her age as well she was 14 was she? Yeah Mary Virgin Mary is 14 where is that in the book that's that's in there definitely I'm not made I like I've definitely oh my God you don't see that in the nativity no you don't well unless you are willing to pay a top dollar You go to Thailand The lady boy nativity

But like You think about He got Mary pregnant Yeah And didn't even have the decency To tell her Sent Gabriel the angel

And Gabriel told her And then she started freaking I was like oh it's okay He's gonna be He'll be there Don't worry Yeah And she's like

I won't have his shit No Yeah She needs some alimony or something yeah yeah half yeah but yeah you're right gods and knots

we're saying it yeah God's not dead but he is a pito that's the message that's the overall message God is nonce God is nuts

the upcoming Richard Dawkins book God's and nonce Dawkins is on that Joe Rogan recently I saw that yeah as was Edward Snowden yeah he's getting good guests on

yes he is Interesting guess. Yeah. Yeah, he should get Brendan Shaw on again. Do, I love fucking chicks. Is that what he says? No. I don't know he's the shit on it.

I haven't watched much about Brendan Shaw. I watched a bit of his stand-up and it was really bad, so it just made me hate him. Someone did it. Let's see on YouTube I saw someone edited clips of him new stand-up. Yeah. But I don't know if I should trust those clips or not. Well, no, but you can just watch the stand-up and know that it's not. So I'm going to sit down

watch his stand-up some stage and then I'll know for sure. You know, he's just like, kind of, he saw Rogan. Rogan can do it, like,

you know, but that real, like, frat-boy mentality is like, yeah, dude, I'm begging chicks. I'm really funny,

so I'm going to do stand-up. I think Rogan really, like, popularised that. Like, a lot of fucking frat-boys think they can be stand-up comedians.

But it's not for them. Well, Rogan... Well, Rogan's very good at least just retaining knowledge and, I've been a con-

conversationalist. He's very intelligent. Yeah, yeah. But, yeah, every so often, his, like, frat boy mentality will come out. And he'll be like, shut up, you dork. I'll give you a win. Oh, I always wonder about why he was on the show, like, because I definitely would get too stoned.

Oh, Joe Rogan? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, probably just freak out. You're trying to read my mind? You'd be like Alex Jones. Interimensional, paedophile vampires, Joe. They're coming for us. I'd love him to get Alex Jones back again

One more time Just before he inevitably dies Oh no Alex would go for a long long time Do you reckon Alex will outlive us all It's insane how huge he was Like at his peak

He was like making millions You know what I mean Yeah But like where is he now Like that's what I want to Is he still have his show He still has his daily show Yeah

It's just that fucking The evil fucking cunts In Google and that Are trying to shut him down Like, those fucking cunts, okay. I got offered a job with them recently, all right? Did you? Yeah, and we showed, we showed the visits in the college, okay?

Show us these videos, like, isn't Google so fun? We have hammocks in the offices, and you can pick your own food. It's so fun. Yeah. And, like, you're just like, you're fucking people, like, you're genuinely evil. Yeah. You know, the original, like, slogan was, don't be evil. Oh, really?

Yeah. That was fucking, why you have that in your, unless you are evil, like. Don't be evil in public. yeah well like if fred west his slogan was like don't kill your kids you know i always say don't kill your kids do i follow my own advice ha monkey see monkey do uh yeah happy yeah my notes do that as well yeah it's really annoying okay okay we're the ends i'm just going to run through a few things okay okay why we're talking with google google did something else recently i was like fuck you cunts you don't pay your taxes i've learned that from mrs brown

Let's see Will and Grace Trouble on the set of Will and Grace Oh really? Yeah You're the main girl Deborah Messing I think you're name Yeah yeah yeah She had a big fight with Megamillaney

Oh yeah And then one of them's not going to be on the show for three episodes Oh wait is Will & Grace back? They're back Oh I didn't know that They're actually coming to the end of the revival Oh really? It was like a big television thing

I heard nothing about it They came back like two years ago it was a huge big splash and they've been going since then yep oh we're extremely high ratings really yeah yeah massive but now it's going to end because of all the

on on why are they fighting well I think it's because they're political views don't really go into much about it okay but um each side is funny very diplomatic yeah but I know the one Deborah Messing she got in trouble a while ago where she was like

she wanted to create a database of everyone who supported Trump okay that's a bit yeah a bit weird in it yeah yeah like she was like going like on what list of who went to these rallies and their info and then I'm going to

and it's time for time for devil messing we put them on a mode of transportation to a place where we keep them confined see these Trump supports are all Nazis so we got to put them in a camp and send them to a camp

yeah okay so she was doing that and what Megan Mullaney was probably like oh that's a bit mental yeah I think she's gone real mental She also keeps getting the fight with Susan Sarandon On Twitter She's also just going like, you fucking can't And I don't know if she doesn't talk like that

And Susan Saranen's like, don't call me a can't you can't Ah Yeah I got this weird thing about Susan Sarandon I mean she's really old but I would God doesn't you have nice titties Oh very nice Where do you see your tits?

Where? Yeah And how much does it cost Well I've never seen them in person But I do know a man Who will reenact them for you He does a very good representation you

yes yeah yeah yeah what we're talking about Deborah messing yeah

so that's trouble on the set of Will and Grace and just run through the things do you know

the TikTok abusive voicemails trend no you know TikTok yeah

yeah people they like mine to songs yeah well a big trend

in America at the moment is they have teen girls okay and they play voice males

of their abusive boy friends and they dance to it to show like they don't give

a flip okay yeah it's kind of fun it's kind of funny I don't really care about it dancing it's kind of shit and you shouldn't really that would do that but like I do like

hearing the vice males because it's so funny because like guys going like you wore leggings to college you're embarrassing me it's stuff like that you know why are you wearing makeup

you fucking bitch like stuff like that right yeah and then these girls just dancing away to it and is there any music or is it just oh okay

just the vice mail yeah see you know if there was music I could get behind it but uh just sounds a bit I don't know, so what, that's

the new trend now? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the next step of women, like, you know, to counteract the shut-up movement that we were talking about before. Yeah. The very popular shut-up movement. That we've started something. But, yeah, it's kind of fun to what.

And something about, like, guys freaking out or stuff like that. It's very funny to listen to it. Yeah. Because I've never, like, done that myself. Said angry voicemail. No. No. Telegram for me.

Carrier engine. Morse cold You fucking bitch Yeah Yeah Well We shouldn't abuse women On the phone or in real life

Well I think we've reached We've learned a little something today Is that it then What else do you go? Real quick Yeah What else do I have There's not a shoot in America

Bore Yeah Where was that? uh somewhere in america uh fresno california yeah just video of it he got shot running away in the back of the head oh in a in a nursery school oh he wasn't in the nursery school he ran through the nursery school did he shoot anyone in the nursery school he didn't have a gun he didn't have a gun no wait what uh the kid was running away oh when i say kid like 16 i forget exactly age like wait this isn't the gunman this is no no there wasn't a good man it was this the guy and the

police start, he... Oh, I see. Oh, the police shot him. Yeah, in the back of the head. Oh, okay. And on the, on the footage, you know what he did have the body can footage.

You actually had the other cop going, nice, after he gets shot. Oh, yeah. Jesus, that's fucked up. Yeah. It's America. Yeah. Can I tell you?

You wouldn't get that in Ireland? No. No. Look at that there, no, I shot him in the bag of the head. Just fucking split open like a big watermelin. Well, I'm not cleaning that up. I'll tell you that.

Yeah. Yeah. No. It's not happening. Well, Jesus, like, I know we give, people give American shit about the whole gun thing, but if you gave the guards guns, they'd probably shoot themselves. I'm good. Sorry, I got pulled over for speeding there the other day, so I've just fucked the guards. Come on, be, talk about it. Well, fuck them. Yeah, no, I was driving home from Galway, actually, on the Saturday, and I was on the motorway overtaking somebody, right? So, 120 is the speed limit. They clocked me at 140, overtaking somebody. It's like, yeah, I was overtaking somebody. It's like, yeah, I was overtaking. taking them like fuck you and he was waiting there pulled me over breathalized me what this guy looked like just like a typical cult he twice what's his badge number do you know what you're doing

one forty there no one inch 120 that's more than you're supposed to be doing did you know what that did you're like yeah I did you mom fuck you and he breathalized me and I was you know drinking quite heavily the night before so I was like ah fuck I'm definitely they're going to take the car off me now But, lucky me, I drank so much a night before that I vomited profusely a couple of times and passed the old breathalyzer. Ha ha! Fuck the Garty! Yes, yes. That's... Caddens winning in the most depressing way of possible. You know what's funny is, if you drank in moderation, you would have got done.

That's the thing. But because... As I drank excessively and have a problem, I vomited everything up, went to bed or passed out, whatever. woke up and wasn't over the limit so I win that could be a good children's book the little James that could I drink a can I drink a can I drink a can I drink a can yeah yeah and then like yeah and then he wins and there's like you know the way like in Dennis the Menace is like he's a good kid and the other kid it was like the nerdy kid yeah yeah so the nerdy kids had like one glass of wine he was like I better not I better like go home and eat my vegetables and

gets done you get shot in the back of the head they turn them into Swiss cheese yeah yeah I don't know how we got on to that but yeah fuck the girls yeah fuck the police yeah that's what I said you want to plant drugs on us try

do it yeah because I can do with some drugs I'm out of weed nobody's texting me back well that's why the Patreon instead of money send us drugs please all right let's send it now

All right, let's end it there. Goodbye. We love you all. We do. We definitely do. Give us drugs. Or drugs.