Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 44 : Brians Sexual Awakening

Episode Date: October 30, 2019

Happy Halloween you freaks. Brian talks about UK porn magazines and tells James all about Frasier.

Man, we're back. Hey. Take the food on your mouth first. Hi, James. Hello, Brian. We're back. We're just talking with Frazier there. Yeah, we were.

You've never watched Fraser. I've seen it, but I've never given it a proper goal. You know what I mean? Wacker loves Frasier a year. It does, yeah, yeah, yeah. A friend Wacker. A friend Backer loves Fraser. I want to get a T-shirt for a reason.

Get him a Fraser T-shirt? Yeah. Just, um... Oh, I'm caught too excited. They're hitting the Fraser. Well, yeah. Well, I was saying to you before is why we were talking with Frazier is. I was saying that you're like,

Ross. Okay. So, Ross was like the producer of the show. Oh. She'd take the cause and stuff and she was like,

she was the real brains you're in the operation. Oh, I see. And Fraser was the host in quotation marriage. So he doesn't know what you do. Okay. But I thought he was like,

he's a psychiatrist, isn't it? Yeah, but the thing is he hosts a radio show. He's just as screwed up as the rest of us, you know? Oh, I see.

Yeah. They drink a lot in Fraser. Is that right? That's something of her. No, that was cheers. Oh, okay. They're more like, um,

what's they do? Fraser, they drink wine, I suppose. Yeah. They wouldn't drink that much now. Okay. It's really not good. That's one thing about friends. Like, you know, they're all in their 20s living in New York.

They never drank. They never do episodes of them getting drunk. No. There was one episode. They never did drugs, actually. Bullshit. There was, like, one episode where, like, Ross smoked weed in college, and everyone was like, Oh, no!

You're right, actually, yeah. Fuck off. They treated it, like, an after-school special. Yeah, yeah. It was just like Whatever friends They're not to show They never showed

And what's all the funny It's like Chandler was doing Those of drugs Yeah He was like Coked off his head The whole time

Good old Matthew Perry And they should have Incorporated that Into the show More Could this coke Be any stronger

Ugh Gonna fucking Cut you You'd like to clean While you be cleaning Your blood Off the counter You are

Well you didn't get that In Frater No No, he wouldn't do that. Frayers was more like drink a bit of wine and like, you know. Kelsey Grammar was a huge alcoholic as well. Is it, yeah?

Yeah, apparently he'd just do railing lines before and after the recording episode. Nice. It's funny because in the episodes, it's like, Oh, hello, there are Niles, how are you? Yeah, and this is cool. He's like, oh shit, give me some more. Oh, fuck.

Oh, Niles. Oh, Niles. So it's him and his brother, and they're very competitive. Okay. They're both psychiatrists, but one's famous and one isn't. oh so frazer's famous in niles isn't

yeah yeah and their dad's and no nonsense ex-cock how come they both sound British but his dad's like New York I think his dad got cooked oh really yeah I think some some big British lad came out

they just got her mother gang banged by the Mitchell brothers from his theners oh how do you do you slag you'll have to leave you down yeah the Mitchell person and the whole man city team fucking Eric

Kentina Roy Keith We're talking like 99 Yeah they all Yeah They all went back in time And fucked Frazier's mother

I think Canton I left Man you by 97 Fuck My fucking idiot Idiot Cancell the show You're no Roz ROS wouldn't make that mistake

Ross is kind of like a trailblazer In a way Because her whole thing was She was just getting dick All the time So she's always And Niles always Always always be like

Oh look at that slut Oh really? A little bit He'd say a bit more Like, how would be a clever way He'd call it a woman a whore It'd be something like Hmm

S-L-U-T is what you are Very clever, Niles Did you write for phrase Your Browin is that? Give me a bit of time Let me think a different one Like Someone would say like something about Babylon

He'd be like, yeah What about the whore? of Babylon. That's what you are, Roz. You bitch. And then Eddie would bark. Eddie was a dog. Oh, right. Actually, Roz, the woman

played Ross wanted to remake the vicar Dibbley. Oh, an American version? Yeah, because there was an English girl in the show as well. In Fraser. Yeah, yeah. Daphne was her name. Okay. And she could predict the future. Oh. But they had that in the early episodes and kind of dropped that after a while. Yeah,

that's kind of a dumb thing. I mean, was it that she thought she could predict the future and the, you know. At the start, she could. She actually could. A little bit, yeah. What? But then to start, Frasier was like, no, that's just because when you were little girl, you wanted to control things. Oh, so he, like, he analyzes her.

Psycho-analyzed her, yeah. You wouldn't break me damn. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. Uh, yeah. I want this about Frasier, can we say it?

I don't know. There's some great storylines of Frasier. still not seen it in the two minutes we've been talking about it well I have some DVDs I can give you

not a Fraser just just self-help oh no thank you so any other crack no man no's quiet fuck

you were telling me an interesting thing about Miley Cyrus oh yeah she's got is she getting in much trouble she's a woman so she doesn't get in

that much trouble ever no I'm being still here are we no but she's famous and she's white that's what I mean she's white

She won't get in trouble. Yeah. Yeah, there's like a white woman privilege thing that people are too scared to talk about it. No, only white men of privilege. White women don't have it at all. Oh, God, I tell you where they have it. When you're working in a bar and they want a free refill of wine. And, like, we don't do that here. And they're like, get all fucking, well, like, oh, this has happened in your job?

Oh, lots of times. Really? Old white women are the worst. Free refills. That's not how it works. Of wine, like. What are they talking? Of the good wine.

In a bar? Yeah. Or just. That's a fucking subway? Like, you know, oh, I free. refill. Sometimes it's just like, I don't want to pay. What's mental? I've had some women be like, no, I already

paid you. It's like, no, he didn't. Yes, you paid for the glass that you had. This is a new glass that you want. Is this bullshit like that? Do you know who my husband is? Yeah, I sucked his cock last week, sweetheart, and he said I do a better job. What are you going to do about it? Brian, could you please stop harassing the customers in that accent?

That is the ultimate revenge, isn't it? I suck her husband's gone. Yeah, the cuck a woman. Yeah, sure, good buddy Turns out her and the husband They're into it, like, they know all about it They're sick, twisted game And you fell for a hookline and sinker

You have to go see Frasier To psychoanalyze me He's doing coke the whole time Why do you like suck them off and Frasier's like It's pretty obvious No, no, it must be something else It obviously comes from some childhood trauma No, you're judged away buffed me

No, no, it's because it's a leaving search Wait, no, we got out Oh, Miley Cyrus, yeah So, like, she does this thing The lot of famous people do now Where, like, you use being gay as like a marketing tool Oh, yeah She broke up with Liam Hemsworth

Yes Rest in peace And then the relationship Oh, of course And then she was like, no, I'm gay now And I'm always being gay And I hate dick Really?

Yeah, yeah So she was with this girl Who apart the girl's like, yeah She was a shitty girlfriend Okay Yeah So now she's with this handsome lad He's like 21

ah what is she like she's not 30 yet is she no you're saying our late 20s late 20s yeah yeah yeah so now she's with this another hokey guy and she's like I think he's also Australian as well like you know basically like she's got a type yeah she basically got like cheap Liam Hemsworth oh yeah and she's like oh yeah this is great you know I thought I was gay but I just had to find the right dick I used to people I used to think people with dicks are all evil but don't worry if you're gay out there don't worry you'll find the right dick eventually so she's basically

your poor lesos oh my god something like that yeah I'm paraphrasing that's not for me but I added in the poor lesos bit

for comic relief but the rest of it was like good so yeah so she's basically saying if you're gay don't worry there's a dick

out there for gay don't worry Hannah Gatsby you'll find a butt you'll find your own lean Hemsworth some of the

yes what's the shit Leempsworth there's a shit the Hemsworth there's two good Hemsworth there's one shitty Hemsworth

I think he seems like Pete Hemsworth. I think they're all shit, to be honest. What? They're not good. Well, that movie, Bad Time at the El Royale, I was really enjoying that until whichever one of them,

I think it was Chris Hesworth, comes into it, and he's just like trying to do this like weird Marilyn Manson thing. No, Charles Manson, sorry. But it's just not working. Like, I don't believe it for a second. I'm really, and all the other characters

in the movie are very kind of like larger than I've. But I bought into it, but as soon as he comes on the screen, just starts being, it just annoyed me and it made me hate the fellow. I'll tell you, no spoiler alerts here, but when he gets his comeuppance at the end, then it's very good. Yeah, no, it's a good movie. I just, he,

I don't like the Hensworths. Yeah, I don't like them. Well, I'm glad you said it. Come at me, everyone. When we do our Australia tour, we'll make sure to, like, go to where they grew up. Oh, aren't you bunch of bloody kangaroo laughing scam? I bet why ever town they grew up in there's a little shrine to him, and we just go and piss on it.

Take that, you fucking. Beafy cunts. Who was it? Oh, Ozzy, when he pissed on the alamo. Did he do that? Yeah, he was, like, on doing a tour, and, like, they stopped off to, like, do, like, the, uh, the turred the alamo,

and he took a piss on it, and everyone was like, Hey, they can't do that, buddy. And he was like, I'm off me bloody head on, blah. Yeah. Remember, remember when he went to Anne Frank's house? No. No, it didn't happen. Oh, okay.

Blime, what he was. So yeah, Miley Cyrus. Yeah, so she's best, I assume she's pissed off a lot of people with these comments. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Rightfully so. Well, I know,

Molly Cyrus, I think, like, can get away with a lot of things. She's like, hey, what do I know? I'm Hannah Montana. Yeah. She's dressed up like Hannah Montana. Fools everyone. Like, where Miley Cyrus though?

Where'd she go? And Hanna Montana, she went down away, fellas. And they chased, like, boodoo do, do. Like a Scooby-Doo. Yeah, yeah. And they, like, leave a dust cloud.

She walks away with a fake mustache. It's the best of her. boat worlds that was about bisexuality I don't even know that song that was the team song of Hannah Montana I didn't watch Hannah Montana it's the best I wanted to keep my name off the register dick and lick a puss it's the best

of boat worlds yeah don't break my heart yeah that was your generation that was my generation yeah so you couldn't miss that with the whole Disney channel experience yes I did no well I got Nickelodeon like Keenan and then Drake and Josh

so kind of like the good stuff before got really shit which it did I Carly and all that nonsense I carried no that was a bit too

I was too old for that yeah I got in just at the that's so Raven Sweet Life

Han Montana the early when Disney Chow like let's try live action things now

hey this is working Kean and Kel man it was great oh yeah no one's down in Keen

Kiel no one would ever ever disrespect Keenan and except for Keenan from Keenan

well so Keenan Thompson's in S&L and he's the longest running he used to be the longest-running black cast member

now he's the longest-running cast member in general and the only person who was saying he was the longest-running black cast member was you, I believe. That was the point you raised there many times before. When I was in the meetings I put my hand up and like, who are you here? Time to skiddle and I run away.

Who loves orange soda? Anyway, I love, Keenan's great though. King and Kel, remember the episode where they locked themselves in the freezer? Yes, yeah. And remember the episode where um that thing happened yeah the episode where like keene was driving in l.A. and the cops pulled them over that actually was an episode of fresh prince of belair was it yeah yeah carlton is driving around and will is in the passenger seat and the cops pull him over even though he wasn't doing the speed

limit and will he's from the hood he knows how this plays out he knows the drill whereas carlton's like excuse me officer i believe i was doing the limit and the cop is like get your ass out boy and like will puts his hands on the hood he's like don't shoot all that he knows what's up whereas carton's like well he's a rich kid he's never experienced this and he really like shakes his foundation and initially they play it for laughs right but then as the episode goes on he's like dad why did that cop pull me over i was only doing 65 and he's like i asked myself the same thing when i got pulled over son because we're black No, he didn't say that.

Like, it's real... Wake up! We're gonna kill white! Well, yeah, and it gets real, like, emotional. It's like, oh, that Carlin can't believe that there are racist police officers. I'm like, yeah, but you... Oh, God, you're in for a rude awakening, I tell you.

I've got some FHS footage that you might want to watch. Well, surely the next few years things will get better. Oh, no, they actually get better guns. They have dash cam footage and stuff on their bodies, but they seem to take that as an excuse to do more extreme, cool stuff in their head. It's like, now it's a competition who can, like... Yeah. Who can have the norliest kill?

A lot of these cops don't seem to realize, like, this is being filmed, that's a bad thing. They're like, this is being filmed, and we can watch it afterwards. Yeah, pound off. Yeah, and they're like, maybe we could submit it to Jackass. They're like, I don't think you got... Warning. The following people is shot in their face of professionals or under the supermen. vision of professionals. Do not try this at home. I don't think Knoxville would like this. We

man, maybe. I don't know why. Yeah. Bam Margera. Bam's doing very bad. Oh, he's not doing very bad. Oh, he's not doing well at all. No, Bam's not allowed to use his own credit cards. Really? What, his mom stops? His dad's in charge of his money. Oh, yeah. No, Bam, he's, uh, yeah, he's gone down a real bad path, like. A bam part. Hey, go. Do you get that, Bam? Yeah. Hey, I'm Bamarger. I'm going to shove this up my dad. it. No, it's what else were you go? Those are better days, you know?

Yeah, those were fun times, you know? Yeah. You just beat the shit out of your parents and film it and it's hilarious. Just push your mother down the stairs. And remember he turned his house into a big skate rink?

Yeah, yeah. Awesome. Oh, man. Oh, God. Yeah. He does that. Imagine if he did that he walked in an intervention. He's like, oh, and he tries to

skate away but he just goes up the wall and it down again ah hoisted by my own baton yeah per old bam he's uh he's not doing well all the other ones are doing well though aren't it Johnny Knoxville's doing all right I don't know about the rest them to be honest

he don't really have a career stevo tried to be a stand-up comedian uh he's he's doing his own he's saying what he's making money that's true he's definitely doing the best out of a lot and he got Cullen to open for him did he got Ryan Cullen to open for him wow yeah

I, Steve, oh, well, I'll open for you. No bother me. I don't know why I'm doing that. We'll cut that out. He's cut that out. Yeah, not that he's ever going to hear them. No, he wouldn't care. He won't care.

He won't hear. He's a sound of that. Yeah, he's a cool guy. Yeah. He was at the roast battle. Yeah. He gave me the old, you know. Hand job.

Yeah. That's what we'll call it. Yeah. No, he was just like, good work, kid. I'm proud of you. Yeah. You've made me so proud. Daddy?

I mean, Ryan. Daddy. Daddy, Ryan. Daddy, please be my daddy. Be my Dunnigold daddy. But anyway, yeah, so the boys, like, all did well. Yeah, Miley Cyrus is homophobic. Ah, it would blow over in a few minutes, like...

Yeah, I don't care already. But that's just my white privilege. Yeah. Well, you call it privilege, really. I just call it being desensitized. I don't wish I could get angry about anything anymore. I thought of a good metaphor for white privilege. Oh, here we go.

So say it's like, does white... people and black people are you following me so far do you have a visual aid of some kind like a diagram remember you remember power that we just watched a few minutes ago yeah we watched an episode power there surprisingly not that much black

like ass or anything like that yeah well we didn't see 50 cents asshole no we didn't do you say you saw a penis as well no my roommate said I missed that but yeah apparently you saw 50 cents dick but it's probably a stunt penis I'll have to look into that more yeah look into an extensive just get Brian down in the lab with pictures

From all the angles A white board and a blackboard Okay, see, wait, let's say, wait, let's look at a black man or white man Okay, walking down the road Sure Yeah One of them has 50 kilos of rocks Oh, just, you mean crack rocks?

No, no, no, no Just rocks, yeah And the white guy has 10 kilos Okay, okay Oh wait, no, because you said one of them has 50 kilos of rocks and then the white guy has 10 kilos of rocks

very subtle little, alright. Okay, now if the black guy complained like I got 50 kilos of rocks here Yeah. The white guy could go Yeah, well I've got 10 keels

or boat lifting shit. Shut up! Okay. Or you could go, yeah, you've probably got more rocks than me but look sure you're all carrying rocks, you know? Yeah. I mean, yeah.

give me some of your rocks okay that's what should happen right but that's not what's going to happen well unfortunately my metaphor doesn't work in real life because black people are carrying rocks around but if in a perfect world all black people would carry rocks

that's what we're saying yeah and I could take some of those rocks then he can be a high five well he tried he couldn't high fine me because he's holding rocks yeah yeah sure but okay that's I met before I feel like is you can take it like yeah show up

problems as well or you could realize that they have more problems than you do they have a few extra few uh they have some extra problems okay you go like ah look fuck we got problems look what what do you want why you an nickel oh very close there i thought that was uh wow who yeah i'm just saying we need to be help each other okay okay that's the message here i'm glad we can finally get to that well yeah i'm just glad i stayed silent for most of that. I don't know I'm wrong in that

No, no, of course not Yeah, what do you want The white guy Give him more rocks? Yeah, white people to have all the rocks Now the thing is like

For my metaphor doesn't really factor in Latinos Well Or Chinese or like Anyone else really Yeah, I guess not We all have to carry rocks

That's what we're saying What are we getting into? Why are we talking about race? I don't know I really don't know why we We're talking with power I thought it'd be funny If like you dressed up

as like ghost from power Yeah, yeah And you're like Look at me, I'm a ghost You're like But you're a blackface You're like

Yeah but it's ghost You get Ooh Oh god Yeah Now what else we talk about Well I mean Blackface

Halloween We've talked a lot About blackface Yeah Halloween's coming up You got any plans What are you doing For Halloween

Oh I haven't done Anything for Halloween In at least 10 years Okay I've gone out a few times And nights out In college But that's always like the week before Halloween

Because it was a week off during Halloween You never actually do anything Yeah, yeah I'm trying to even any good Halloween stories I remember like I had dreadlocks one year And I pulled them out because I was on drugs Oh, I remember that Yeah, yeah

Well, there were fake dreadlocks that were like Into my, like knitted into my hair You got that done on holidays, didn't you? Yeah, in Spain, yeah By a girl that said it looked like Jaden Smith Oh Yeah I was in blackface

Yeah, no, no She said it looked like Jane Smith because it looks so slick she's definitely bullshit me to get money on me like did you give her money well I paid it for the dreadlocks like how much were they I can't remember now

I also put my feet in the fish tank oh yeah that's like a pedicure thing isn't it no it's the vets we told you Mr O'Toole this is not going to bring your fish back to life we have to try god damn it we have to try I'm holding a toaster as well wait so what is it the fish

eat the dead skin yeah yeah you put it in like you sit in a nice chair and the fish eat like your dead skin how does it feel oh it just doesn't actually feel like because the fish aren't like rubbing themselves off it you know okay they're just like at your feet so like okay yeah yeah it's just touching your feet with my fingers but real gently like yeah i don't know it's kind of kind of gross though isn't it really just well i wouldn't do it every day having yeah fish eat your dead skin well what else do you want to do with this like you're feeding the fish like yeah i guess

so anyway that's the only Halloween memory i have it was having the hair and I pulled them out because I was like I was off my head on drugs like yeah so you ripped them out did it hurt to rip them out?

Yeah yeah yeah I think it messed up my scalp of this Ouch did it bleed? No okay I'm not maybe not too much I don't remember

now it was off my head like yeah just remember coming back the next day for what's wrong with you I was like shut up this is during my fun phase and I was in college

it's like it's on very fun on drugs this is because at the time we were running a monthly comedy club yeah yeah and like for like three or four months in a row, like every time you hosted

you'd have a radically different hair style. Like you had your normal hair and then you have the dreadlocks and then you did the shaved head things Yeah, and I had a mohawk and I shaved my head And then yeah, yeah, and then the shaved head It was my wild phase, you know? Yeah, I'm glad I had it

I'll settle down now, just read the Irish Independent. Oh, what's Ellis O'Miley saying now? I don't even know who that is. That's not even a real name. any good Halloween stories oh god no not really

I remember being a little kid the only time we ever went trick or treating in my life I've never been trick or trading yeah it's more American we went trick or treating once with these guys I think I'm pretty sure

their parents were like just come on let him go with you oh really let Brian go with you because he's a bit of a tired yeah it's July and he wants to go trick or treat

he's running around dressed as a pirate but yeah I remember like being like being with this this girl's walking beside me she's like I'm very cold

and I was like okay and then they are found they were like I think she was asking for your jacket yeah yeah

and then my lad friend was like she was asked for your jacket like oh well it's mine what is for you uh I'm trying

I'm trying to give a genuine answer and not to be funny like 22 kill yourself I think he was deaf in primary school

oh well yeah yeah you're too young also like She doesn't deserve it. No. What is she never done? Apart from be my friend.

Bitch. Yeah. Where is she now? Probably dead. What's she do? She's actually doing her... I think she's very successful. Everyone else in my village

has become very successful. And that girl grew up to be, Searsher Ronan. Yeah. She's from Carlo, isn't she? Did I ever tell you, the lad of my woodworking class told me he showed his dick

to Searser Ronan once? No way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was so proud of it. Like, he was a bit wrong in the head, like. He liked to, like, kill us. small insects and things like yeah

was that ooh is in like oh no isn't that's never a good side yeah it was like bad ass first you kill the small ones and you build you work your way up to elephants that's funny like yeah he's a weird kid he used to kill elephants yeah but he was like

oh yeah listen to this you know that searcher roaming one I was like yeah yeah it's like oh we were in college no no we were in primary school and whip me whip it out and show to her and she didn't like it i remember my woodwork teacher was actually very funny he was like yeah and she was a lesbian ever since really yeah yeah it's pretty funny i mean for a woodwork teacher highly inappropriate but uh pretty funny it's like first year in secondary school yeah he said dan he got a good laugh out of it yeah and then he earned everybody's respect yeah oh captain my captain he laughed me once actually

the woodwork teacher yeah yeah because he said i asked him for like what was it ticket said like oh where's the song i said sure it's in the it's on the ceiling and I looked up and I looked up like what you're gonna you fucking idiot

hey everybody where this idiot hey what are you an idiot then they pulled down my trousers and said look at it let's circumcise him right here

with a hacks so yeah so yeah he said he showed Sir Sharon his penis well that's pretty gross we should try to get him on the podcast that guy

he had his penis yeah I don't feel like Hollywood royalty and just to ask him it's good enough for Sir Sharonin it's good enough for me so is it true oh you'll be great now is the only way they have this is your

life yeah no no we get started rolling on like oh my god our final guest from night a little blast in the past what you don't show is see if you can guess who it is it's just this dick and she's like Harvey Weinstein Jesus Christ. I've got no fun Halloween stories. I used to go out, you know, kind of get up to a little bit of mischief when I was a teenager. Ah, you know, like going out with fireworks. Killing old hobo?

There was no hobos back then. They weren't invented until Obama care. Thanks very much. No, we used to go out with fireworks and kind of like blow things up and have fireworks fights, which in retrospect, a very dangerous thing to do, you know. Just, oh, let's go. fire head each other

with fireworks that'd be fun any injuries one or two yeah one of our mates actually he got hurt pretty bad and he didn't

talk to us right a month afterwards because his larynx are fucked you shoved the firework down his throat

he speaks through a tube not a tube I am very annoyed that you did this to me stop being a fucking

pussy what a bitch push him over at his wheelchair yeah no Halloween I really like Halloween. I always loved horror movies and stuff

growing up, but like... What would be your favorite horror movie? Ah, Jesus, well, like the original Halloween. That's a good Yeah, yeah, yeah. And scream I loved as well, like the first scream. How much scream a long time? Oh man, it's great. Like, yeah, very you know, post-modern and fucking tongue-in-cheek. Like, it rips

the piss out of the horror genre while in and of itself being a good horror film. It's a lot of fun. But then it spawned a lot of shitty, fucking hacky trying to be screen-type movies. I remember being in spain hearing ads for the fourth scream movie

I don't know why I've all stuck in my head like scream scream quattro yeah because it was just little screams and like it was just a little screams it was like

ha ha ha ha ha scream quadro quattro quattro quattro quattro hey deos me hey it's the evil they love for my green card

Essence oh no that's awful wow no defending that no defending that but we still will I'm never getting S&L

no, I'll tell you that. I want to watch some good horror movies over it is. I don't know, I like Halloween. It's a cool time of year. It's kind of spooky. Spooky. The weather's changing.

It comes from an Irish thing, doesn't it? Well, the Jacko Lantern, yeah, and Iha, Sawin and all that crack. Yeah, it is. There is a real Irish thing. Like, Jackal lanterns are Irish, originally. Oh. But they were made out of, like,

turnips or something, not pumpkins. What an interesting. How incredibly boring and tedious. made out turnips. That's what happens when we record four episodes. No, no, no, no, no.

Don't say that. Don't, don't disrespect yourself. Okay. This is gold. People we walk around after, so like, did you know it was actually turnips instead of pumpkins

and then girls, like a house party? He'll say, like, you know there's turnips? And girl would be like, I want to suck you off right now. Come on. And he walks with like

two different girls in each arm. Like, come on, baby. Hey, baby, there's enough cack for everybody. Tell me the fact again, Daddy. and he's like well you know it used to be pumpkins

used to be a turnip you bro yeah I'm gonna stick it in your turnip yeah James and you know it was originally James and a giant turnip

oh fucking hell that was a great film James of the J.P.H it's a real doll book wasn't it yeah well I'm gonna watch that I'm gonna watch that for Halloween I saw that in the cinema

actually but I was really it was scary to start it was spooky yeah I remember kind of been freaked out by him because remember like his parents got killed by a horse or something yeah yeah yeah or rhino really dark yeah yeah yeah I haven't seen it in a long time what else I'm gonna watch some scary movies scary movies now are all stuff involved like you know um real stuff you know like I'm just like you know genuine real murder like people love true crying now it's a really big thing so for a horror film be scary. It's got to be really

crazy. It basically has to be a snuff movie. You've got to see somebody getting butchered. Yeah. You just got to watch a beheading video. Yeah, yeah. It's the only thing that gets you hard anymore. No? No? Oh, okay. Spooky!

Just a joke! We tricked you. Yeah, you idiot. You stupid fucking idiot. I wish I went trick-or-treating more. But, like, you have to go to your neighbours. This sounds bad, but it's amazing how many

how many kids haven't been killed while trick-or-treating it's such a low number like even like do the whole thing about like you know putting like stuff in the apples that's like fairly happens and you think like why what's going on

well those are just old urban legends yeah never really happened yeah the only time it did happen was like the dad did it to his own kids as a trick like is that right yeah because he wanted to kill the kids and the wife

and he's like I'll do it like that and then they'll blame someone else well that's fucking stupid did he get caught yeah did. Yeah. What an idiot.

I guess we've learned our less. No, if you want to have your kids killed, you pay somebody else to do it. Really? Oh, yeah. You can hire, like,

get killer Joe. That's what the McCanns did. They hired the Pedestha brothers. Bhaestha brothers wouldn't get their hands dirty. But you remember that theory? The Pesda brothers, they like smashed Madeline McCann.

Yeah, that's one of those theories. That's like, like, no Jews died in 9-11. Yeah. Which is a great one. It's just like, so retarded. No, Madeline McCannes died in 9-11. The pedestrian brothers.

What else could we talk about? Oh, I went to Dublin. Oh, you did? Yeah. The big city, huh? Well, it's funny is, so we were told this, it was last week, okay, went to Dublin.

And we were told, like, two days before, like, you got to dress smart. Okay. Because we're going to, like, Croke Park. So you are, like, you know, back in the, you know, back in the 60s, you wore a suit to get on a plane.

That's the way they're treating it. they're like because you go over the fucking smartening up now I forgot about this so I just showed up

and done their Mifflin hoodie and like unshaven with like a shin fain badge on you know like yeah

hadn't showered right everyone else is really I seem like no one else would bother like

people were like wearing like um like they're going to their races or something like that it's really stupid though

like we're going to Croke Park dress nice yeah what so respect to that fuck off so I went to

croak park first and everybody else was looking fly yeah everyone's looking real fly you know wearing their tightest clothes

and the girls didn't look too bad either yeah yeah yeah it's a joke about Brian

looking at men for anybody yeah and it's just a fucking joke because I tell if it went through he wouldn't

fucking anyway look yeah yep so anyway and as we learn from

Miley it's something I need to deal with well no she said there's a cock out there

for you that's not going to help your gay problem. That's going to make it worse. It's going to make it a lot worse. You don't fight fire with fire. That's one thing. I'm telling you now. The only thing is I'm actually...

Two wrongs, don't make a right. I'm actually going to have seen a girl at the moment. And she puts it, that puts a spanner in the work when it comes to me having gay sex. Yeah, it does. Yeah. I was like, let me have some women, like, they won't that you have gay sex.

Yeah. I don't know. But when they want to, you know, go out with their friends, you're not complaining, you know? you're uh you're letting them leave the house dressed how they want to they should thank me anyway so

you're there at Croke Park looking like a hobo and everybody else I didn't look like a hobo like I didn't smell really bad so I was just covered in piss and like you know it's just okay do it look nice can I hold the Sam McGuire cup please

so I just walked around and it's not really that impressive they brought like the least impressive rooms they could like they were like the box factory in a way they're like they're like okay now the really nice VIP rooms are over there now we're not going there here's a conference center we would if this hobo wasn't hanging on you but yeah so instead let's go to this kind of generic looking conference center yeah and let's stand there for a bit and I'll tell you about the cool things we have he's like we have the skywalk up here we can go and look up now you can't see that

The area here, the players, and we have all the cups and stuff. Yeah. Sure would be nice if you go there. Don't even dream of it, bozo. He did show us where the president would, like, kind of the car park where the president goes in, like. You mean the president of the GA or the actual president? Or any kind of VIP guest, like, to kind of go through there. And I was asking about questions, like, so, like, when's the next time the president's come in?

How tights the security? Yeah, do they check for guns? just wondering like if you have metal detectors and if so would the sick of dynamite up my ass set them off because dynamite isn't metal and you have to tell me

I'm on the tour yeah so it really was kind of boring yeah I liked it the guy like who is it told you is to dress nice uh jim the guy doesn't believe in global warming oh that guy yeah yeah

class and was jim giving you shit for not dressing nice no he didn't give me shit but you know what happened was so we went to the conference centre afterwards conference center you know that modern looking building near the liffi yeah very round and modern yeah it's like all glass and then at night it lights up yeah yeah and it's roundness it probably means some kind of satanic pagan thing oh of course yeah Muslim, Jewish thing. Bohemian grove. Yeah, some kind of Scientologist, Mormon. Alex Jones was running around with a secret camera.

Yeah, some kind of a Klingon kind of like thing. Rectillion overlord. It's definitely some bad juju over there. Oh, yeah, bad jujujuice. Yeah. Yeah. Enough about Israel. Since you brought it on.

So you're in the conference center. Yeah, we're in the conference center, okay. Now, we walked in there, and they weren't ready for us straight away. you're all ready for this no no you're all ready for this nope nope and then did it stop the basketball game get out yeah

so we had to sit in the corner and they're interested this guy michael fox and michael fox like he's done i'll use his name i don't give a fuck it's place of kip uh yeah he's done like the eurovision he's done like all the big award shows in ireland he's done them all i think he's done like the vm a we had one vm a neither like

somewhere in like england the uk he did that like he's a big dog, you know? He's the big cheese. I mean, he could destroy us in seconds. He could have us killed. Yeah.

Okay. You know what? I have no fear. It's like suicide by cop. Yeah, yeah. Suicide by Fox. Yeah, I'm just walking out of hope and see this little sniper thing. So anyway, he was, like, giving this big spiel about, like, you know, where I'm from, you know, you got to really pull a lot effort in your job, you know.

Like, you go out, you go out to a nightclub, you dressed up, you look nice. You're not even be paid for that. If you're working for me, you got to look nice. Do they look at you? Oh, fuck, yeah. He was dropping a few little things. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you got, like, basically saying stuff like,

hey, look at me. I'll look my best every day. Yeah. Maybe you could learn from that. Now look at this guy. Yeah. He's a loser. Yeah.

You're a bummed. Get out of here. Wait, done their missing t-shirt. We get it. You watch the office. Take it off. Take the T-shirt. Look, you got little man tits.

Look at his little nipples. Now, check these nipples. He's a rock card every day. They're moving. So he's giving you a kind of little looks except to say you're a hobo. Yeah, and he wasn't say it directly to me, but he was just going on about like,

you got to work hard. It's kind of like that bullshit ovational style guy. You got to work hard. You got to never stop stopping. I've never had time for family, for love. I've never even fucked a woman. I just work hard nonstop. I live events.

I am events. A client calls me two in the morning. I'm up already. I've been awake for nine hours. He wants to be to help me. get rid of a body hey who do I care why am I pussy

I dig the hole I kill another person away there make the hole bigger who cares just to get myself psyched up yeah

I'm really I kill the clients as well I don't care I live events I breed events I inject events

into my fucking skull and he was just giving this big spiel and I was looking out to like one of those big cranes yeah I was thinking

I'd rather be on a crane they don't care about showering if you're on a crane you have to shower at all you can be smelly up in the sky so you're dropping out of

college to pursue your love of cranes I don't I don't want to drop out of college but like that's definitely my bucket list is just to be on one of those big cranes really?

Yeah maybe it's the autism talking about you gotta love cranes really you like cranes I love cranes just the whole

like I was just staring at the way the other way like the crane moves around and lifts things up. Yeah, that's kind of their whole thing I was just staring at that and I was like, yeah, that's definitely the autism. Kind of like when we're watching

that sex scene in power, I was just crossing my leg and I was like, oh, it's happening. Oh, God. Another smell is about to. You feel come? No! No! So, crayons, I don't know that about you.

Love cranes. Love cranes. If a woman was a crane, I'd get married. If you ever become a make a wish kid, I know what to... Yeah. They're like, do you want to meet David Beckham? And I'd be like, fuck off.

Do you want to meet him in a crane? Yeah! And David's trying to like talk to me like, shut up! Just driving a little crane around. Just knocking over buildings like causing all kinds of damage.

Oh, good. I've one of those cranes were falling over. I don't think so. I'm pretty sure they're designed not to. Well, I should say to that design flaw. Yeah It's definitely

It's hard of work now I'm sure What college No no The events Running the events Oh yeah You gotta be a big dog

Jank Is that what you want to do Do events Honestly at this stage All I want to do is become famous Off the podcast Oh okay Yeah

Oh Good bad news for Brian Oh Brian Guess what A little thing called The Tech Bubble that's the dot-com yeah that was before 9-11 wasn't it

yeah i think it was god they were living you ever watched any documentaries about that time no they were people getting rich so quick uh there's a great documentary called we live in public we live in public yeah yeah about this guy i won't go too much into it but he got famous like back then you could just like make a website and it's just a picture of flower people like we want to invest ten million dollars in the right yeah do you know how many types of flowers there are this market is unimaginably growing yeah yeah um and then like his next

post so he didn't types of flowers his next portrait was like um ohosh like it's been done do something else he's like oh shit shit and he does like uh um cat oh god you've done it again you genius how does he do it yeah they just types of crane and they're like No one cares We've only got one click Of some very weird guy He keeps sending

Big Picks to the crane So yeah This guy Like he becomes famous often there Yeah So his big thing was he Built a little compound And he put people into it

And he wanted them to live in there for a year Okay And he screamed Scream Screens he filmed the whole thing yeah yeah yeah and you can watch it live this is like Big Brother

I think it was before Big Brother oh right okay this is all live and he had like you know they're having sex in the bunk stuff like that it's kind of like Love Island I wish they'd do that with Love Island yeah did they not fucking Love Island not no they do but like they're too free

oh okay I want them being a small little confined place and then they put like guns in there as well and watch and see it's coming back the Bileland's coming back yeah of course Love Island Christmas.

Oh, yeah? Yeah. A couple of, um, contestants go on to kill themselves. There's a big thing about, um, Love Island, not Love Island people, but reality show people. Reality show people in general, yeah. Yeah, they love them kill themselves afterwards. Yeah. And like, they're doing, talking to radios if like, you know, they're endangered species.

Like, we got to protect these, poor, poor. Yeah. Yeah. So, all right, this dude then he's, uh, getting rich or whatever. Yeah, and he stuck a load of people in a compound basically and filmed the whole thing. And he did give him guns and stuff. he did give him guns like oh wow did anybody die

no but it got pretty crazy like they all start hating each other and screaming stuff some people just went crying and just went into the corner yeah yeah oh that's interesting

yeah it's a very interesting yeah it's a very interesting and then that failed what's called again sorry we live in public and then he started filming himself all the time and so just as he was getting his divorce

so you could watch his whole marriage fall apart oh and he's sort of unraveling yeah and you can kind of hear him getting phone calls going like I lost how much on stock market you um uh we can't or i'm being filmed no yeah oh god wait let's think of a code so we can talk oh wait we're still being filmed okay yeah i'd recommend i say shit that means it's not going well wink wink uh yeah i'd say that's good that means it's not going well

yeah i'd recommend it it's good i don't remember much about it i think at the end he learns a lesson helps some African kids. Ah, right, right, right. Put somebody in a compound with guns. Boy, the fun just never stops. That's 100% something in the dark web. It's like kids with guns.

Kids with guns. I told me my friend used to watch videos like scorpions fighting rats and stuff. Yeah, whenever it happens to that guy. You could see on the side of the screen people are submitting, donating money to it. I'm just saying if a scorpion and a rat can get money from doing nothing,

surely we can get a fiver for doing a podcast. I think so. we have to bat through each other Jesus Christ If we're willing to do it For free What are we talking about there It's a nice freewheeling episode

I like this Yeah Think internet Love Island Love Island Yeah They all go on to kill them sense Not enough of them but yeah

Well you can bulk up those numbers As it goes on like Did you watch Love Island? Never I want to watch it Because normal people watch it Yeah see you're always like I want to do

What the normal people do I'm out diluting myself I've never been one of them Brian Should just give up Yeah Somewhere Over the rainbow

Should I just like Yeah Just give up Trying to be normal Yeah Well like what Do you think Yeah

Rage Against the Machine's T-shirt Do you think you're Fooling anyone I'm Oh I like a narc Going like Yeah I sure love this

Love Island Yeah I tell you Those people Are having sex Yeah Greg O'Shea Am I right

I don't want Who's Greg O'Shea he's a guy that a lot of women hate but they love to hate him oh i see why what's his he's a bad naughty boy he's got muscles ah he like cheated on a girl i think he got with amber then they cheat on her oh he's a love island person yeah okay right yeah and they cheat on her and women love to hate him yeah and they hate to love him and uh i'm ambivalent sort of and like there's all he's probably going to become a media person next few years so watch out for grego shay I'll keep an eye out

Yeah If I see him in the pub I'm fucking nah Do you ever think I'm kind of thinking about I was reading up about Kate Fear The Martin's Gorsese version Yeah

You know Robert Niro Shaved down his teeth Shaved down his teeth Yeah to look more menacing I'm very confused He got surgery like To shave his teeth To make them pointy

No just to like lower him Because apparently that's more threatening To lower your teeth Yeah What? Yeah That's bizarre Well that's a good actor

Like Yeah, Jesus That's kind of got me thinking Like And what did he do after film And just have small teeth I think he got some surgery done Oh man

That's a bit much isn't it Well actors do think for a craft I can't imagine That really made much of a difference No, it'd be funny if like Scorsese is like He's not shoot his face at all They just put a black bar

over his teeth. That's on Goodfellas. Do you ever notice that? No, what? In Goodfellas, this is in all copies. I was amazed by this. I never noticed it.

There's a scene in it where Henry's going through tickets. Right. And he's an airline ticket and the airline logo is just covered by a black bar. Oh.

And when I point out to you, it's going to be very noticeable, like. Okay. It's on the screen for like a good couple, like 12 seconds. Oh shit, okay. Just because they forgot to get the rights

for like whatever like American Airlines, wherever it was, yeah. I have seen that before What was I watching the other Not too long ago They're sitting around a table And like all the logos

Of the beer cans are blurred out And it was something pretty big show Might have been the Sopranos or something Really? Yeah, yeah Or like You know one of those like really big shows And yeah just in one scene

Just the beer cans The logos are all blurred out I can't say for certain If it's the Sopranos But it's some big show like that I'm not big into like going back To a show And digitally editing anything

but with stuff like down maybe just go back and put in like mud wiser instead of bud wiser you know just edit it just a little bit because it really took me out of it I just noticed like why is that all blurred that's so weird yeah

it's like something you've seen a student film God we've seen a lot of them Oh yes I've been involved in a few of them Same same I got film I had to do a scene where I had a wife Oh yeah Yeah I was in bed

And I had to wake up and kiss her head oh yeah yeah who played your wife um i forget her name though old mrs bee and boy she was a hoa did you call old mrs nward okay right i thought the beep from it yeah it's like no her name oh no no i forget her name now i saw her like in a shop two years later she was like oh i remember you you were that bad man who kissed me and i'm like you're the guy i'm the guy you love to hate She's like, no Yeah, well I'll cheat on you What, get away from me

With Amber Who? Who's Amber? Yeah, she was like Oh, I remember you Didn't we do something together And I was like, yeah, we filmed in bed For like a whole day And she was like, well

My boyfriend's very strong Yeah It's not strong enough Yeah, well, strong enough Against a bullet yeah um so yeah i done that student film i'd do another student film where like it was like a small scene at the push a guy okay and they were just like it's not believable oh really yeah because i was kind of smaller and skinnier back then as well yeah yeah and i was more like nervous so i had to be

like hey back off and just push him they're like no you have to go hard and i was like i am going hers. You have to look threatening. I am. Like, well, you gotta shave your teeth. I love if you just pulled out of a knife. Stap him.

Ah, how's that? Yeah. You get what you fucking deserve. You've been involved in lots of student films. I have, yeah. I've acted in them and written them and directed them and all sorts, yeah.

What's the one you're most proud of and what's the one you're most ashamed of? Oh. Well, the one I'm most ashamed of, I was under the assistant director on it, but I can't really say... Yeah, don't use real names or anything. Yeah. Just make up some shit. What's the one I'm most proud of?

Well, I tell you, I did this one called, but I only wrote it, and it wasn't directed by me, but it turned out really well, and, like, we won, like, an award for it and stuff. It was, uh, did you ever say it? It was called, uh, Chancer. I have seen Chancer. Yeah, yeah, so I wrote that. I don't know if I actually saw it. the final edit i think when i saw it had to add in a few little things yeah yeah but it's like the guy he's he's on a full radio phone in competition but while he's uh at the same moment that he takes the phone call a mugger tries to mug him so he takes off running and is answering the questions

while the dude is chasing him yeah it's like a fun little you know playful thing yeah yeah it's the best thing i ever did i'll never do anything better and uh did they change your vision at all during the making a little bit well originally it was called morning mad because it was the morning madness quiz so that made sense yeah I don't know why they called a chancer that doesn't make any sense it you shouldn't let them do it well see because if you wrote it you weren't allowed to direct it and it was the director and producer that had the final say this was to sort of give the illusion who decided this name names the it was the lecturer that what's her name where

does she live I think I know her name yeah yeah yeah I just wanted to get you in trouble oh yeah they changed it to chancer and they cut a few things out as well um but yeah and overall like it turned out well like a lot of the credit has to go to the cinematographer who's our friend john you can say his real name john mcallag yeah fucking fantastic editor and cinematographer and it was really like he really put the work into it and like um yeah despite everyone else's best efforts it turned out good thanks to john there no bitterness there no it turned out well i was happy with it yeah yeah yeah and then there was one that there's actually the one that i'm like i really hate you were in it is the boxing one remember

that oh god i forgot about that oh that was awful what who what was your role in there oh i was the again yeah assistant director i remember that didn't i have to pretend to be the boxing well i wasn't the actual boxer oh you know you aren't the main guy but you were in the background I remember I was in the background for a scene boxing. But if you're in the background of scene, that means I've been boxing for the whole day. Yeah, yeah. Just like, bump, bump, bump.

No, that one was like, just had so many problems the whole way through. Actually, one time when we're filming, right, this, like, obviously this group, they're like this, basically a special needs group just walked in while we're filming. And they were all like, you know, yeah, it was really, like, we were filming

and they were just, like, wandering around in the background, I'm making loads of noise. I were like, guys, I think we should cut him. And so one of them kept asking me what time it was. Like, every two seconds, what time is it? It's quarter nine. Okay. What time is it?

Like, all the time. I used, like, the person that was minding them, he wasn't doing a good job, I'll tell you that. But he was like, just, you know, don't, just keep telling them the time. Why is he brought them to a boxing club? I don't know. Because, I don't know.

Why he brought them there? I don't know. Is he making them fight, like, bum fights? He was going to put money on them? He, I'm actually going to, like, hey, listen, I got, fuck this boxing film, okay? I got big money, okay? You know the Special Olympics? Well, I'm like, it's like Special Olympics, but they fight to the debt.

It's like the Coliseum. Which way will Caesar Cadden's thumb turn? It's the Special Olympics meets the Hunger Games. And you can be, like, the girl dressed up fancy. I see, I don't know the Hunger Games at all Okay, well you can be like Philip Seymour Hoffman And just mysteriously disappeared during the last film Where is he gone?

He didn't know D. He didn't wake up in a hotel room With a needle in his arm Poor old Philip Seymour Hoffman God, yeah Great actor What happened to him is what happened to a lot of junkies Where they fall back in it and think they can handle

Like what they used to. Yeah, what they used to handle Yeah, yeah That's what happened Greg Geraldo as well All the cool people it's like when I take a week off the gym when I go back and I think I can run the same mountain of treadmill. Yeah.

Then I end up O'Ding. And then I'm nothing in that the last Hunger Games movie. I wonder, actually they were pretty lucky with Hunger Games where like he died, but he'd done all the scenes were like he was really important. And the last

bits, they're like, oh we've got a letter here from Mr. Hoffman. I'm here in heaven. No, I doesn't die and he's like I am in a different place

of the country now and I have to leave my home planet needs me yeah but Katniss you the bomb

keep reping and banking that scrella peace bitch yeah the Hunger Games had a great ending

and then they had another ending tacked on to it never bothered watching them not for me really

yeah it's for kids like isn't it really for teenagers yeah people die so it's

hardcore awesome it's just like a water down version of Battle Royale I never I've seen Battle Royale.

Battle Royale's great. Yeah. Oh, it actually just brought back a memory right there of, um, this is risk really... No, please don't touch me. What, what is it?

Oh, missed... I got... Go on. No, no. I just have a really striking memory risk now. Yeah. I've been in the, like, an easter's.

Okay. And there was a manga of Battle Royale. Right. And I opened up because I was like, oh, I like Superman and Batman, and Spider-Man. This would be like that.

What age were you? very young very young very young like I can think of it in terms of story lines so Batman Hush was being published

at the time you're definitely autistic no I can Google that is it matter no well just for the listener you're young

you're young Batman Hush is being published by Jeff Lobe and Jim Lee it's a comic book series okay yeah so I was like and that has like

Superman and Batman fighting and Ivy and stuff so I picture up battle around and be like oh yeah I like comics opened up and it's a girl like getting her fucking head cut off and you see her tits

I remember like because I was like I know a very like sheltered child yeah yeah I remember like getting the cold sweat and feeling sick and like actually like trying to put back in the bookshelf

and almost feeling like dizzy like yeah and walking around and I was like you never came so hard in your life never even came before I was just like Sunshine of your love started playing

I fall backwards onto the carpet and I sink down into it Such a perfect day Yeah, that definitely affecting me I would imagine so, yeah Like a woman in the bookshop I feel like, are you okay

I was like, I think I'm in love With this decapitated mango woman That was the same That was the same um uh eastens where i used to i got a play by not play by it was like what is those cheap kind of magazines they're not played they're a real like hustler or something no hustler is too fancy it's like those british ones it was like oh like slag yeah is this something like that muff yeah something like that spunk yeah yeah i don't know like phm or no no f hm was too fancy it was

all those were too fancy it's like this felt like it was published by some guy in like a garage in a basement Yeah Yeah Yeah I think it was Something like It was something like

UK 16s Or something like that Yeah Yeah What? They would not sell laughing Ecent's UK 16

Oh I don't think about it Page 3 girls Yeah From 16 and up No No I'm not I think I'm exactly

No I think it was something like It was like UK 18s Or something like It was UK underage or something like You know No No

Barely legal Something like that Ecent's do not Produce child porn And believe me they don't I've sent many a strongly worded letter Dear Easton Yes, it is me again

And I'm pretty sure you know what this is about I went in I wanted to buy a copy of James Joyce's Ulysses And UK 16s And you tell me there's no such thing as UK 16s And now you're out of Ulysses But it's Bloomsday

It was something like UK Bare Illegal or something like that Right right right Yeah, yeah. And I remember, like, picking it up, because the top shelf and it was very small. So you have to, like, really jump up to try and get it, like, and, like, it falling down, had to grab it real quick before hit the floor, like, and being going all red. And then, like, kind of giving, like, put my head down, like, giving the money to, like, the man in the shop and, like, running out of the store.

You're walking in, like, Martin Cattle and the general. I have my face covered. Yeah. I think that's, uh, that's a very strong memory you have as well. Yeah. I had a few porn magazines See, I would just buy Car magazines because I used to have pictures

of girls with tits out That's all I needed back then I would be in the cars right now as well Yeah, I never really got into cars though Is this more for the tits Got in trouble because I ripped out a page And gave it to my cousin He asked me for it But then he got caught with it

And then I was sitting down Giving the talk It's like, this is not how you should look at women It's like, I know I could only see their tits It's ridiculous mom I'm as angry as you I want to see their muff

I want that UK 16 muff oh little strange she loves in my yeah so oh that's great

I think we can end it there yeah okay yeah this episode was sponsored by UK 16s I don't know why I said that that's not a magazine

no that's just from your subconscious yeah yeah barely I've also bought one about milfs as well and they were like real milves

they weren't models this is Daphne from Dover It was stuff like that It was always like fake like Daphne from Dover Bend her over Woolie Lids

Sorry Yeah I'm like why is the magazine talking like this I know but even when you read The way of the articles were written It was right Faw she loves a baby my name

Yeah that he would spell it like Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Co. Blimey. Co. Blimey. Oh, look at those lovely melons. Oh, how about it, the night? It was bare time. Yeah.

And that's kind of like Battle Royale as well. Like, oh, she lost her head. Oh, yeah, it's a piece. You get a 16. Oh. Okay, let's end this. Oh, it's end of this. Before we go,

is there anything you want to say to the audience? I'm very, very sorry and please don't put me in prison. Goodbye.