Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 49 : Risky Business

Episode Date: November 23, 2019

Two Honorable men talk about an Honorable man.

So, yeah, your roommates are away. They're both out of the country. One is in New Zealand and the other one's in France. What exciting lives they leave, yeah. Yeah. And we're still here. I'm still here. We're going nowhere.

Yeah, well, you went to Don Abate today. That's pretty glamorous. I went Donabate, yeah. It's like, I'm living life to the fullest. I do like, no offence to your roommates, but it's kind of fun when, like, there's no one around. We have the house to ourselves. Oh, absolutely. You can be, like, risky business.

Yeah. Well, we're just going to hire a prostitute and fall in love with her. Is that risky business? Yeah, doesn't he, he hires a prostitute, but he falls in love with her. But he has, like, a crazy gaff party as well. Oh, I thought that was pretty woman. Is it, there's multiple films. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that happens in a risky.

No, in fairness, I've never seen it, but I'm pretty sure he does get a prostitute, and he, like, falls for her, and they end up having sex on a train or something. That is, like, the male fantasy, especially if you're autistic, is, like, the idea of, like, having sex on a train. they come around asking to see your ticket and you're like do you have a student card I think he's a male fantasy

kind of like I'm going to make to save this woman you know it's kind of like this poor woman is having sex with lots of men but I'm going to save her and she can only have sex at me

and she'll be happy it is a very like you know male driven the man is the hero to rescue the princess from the evil cocked dragons that she sucks off for money to feed her crack addiction

you know that old fairy tale yeah yeah and then Tom Cruise comes in and represses his sexuality enough to get it up with her you know and then just little dance he dances around in his underwear sacrifices a baby to Elron Hubbard

yeah that was in the director's cut allegedly allegedly but yeah we're all on her own we can do whatever we want we can yeah it's like home alone it is nice now because sometimes I use your bathroom up to I'm afraid someone's going to walk in.

Yeah. But no one's here, so I can just, you know. You can leave the door open. Yeah, yeah. Take a nice big, steamy dump. Well, I'm used, when I lived in America, we shared a place with like 500 people. Yeah. So, like, people are always walking on me.

On the bathroom? Yeah, yeah. On the toilet. On the toilet. Yeah, they always walk in on me. Pinching the loaf, as they say. Yeah, so I got used to it. No, you can't go without it.

Mom, I need you. I need you to watch me make. Come on, Brian, you can do it Who's a big boy? I just need some encouragement I need encouragement, it's all If I mess it up I don't like hanging shit right

Do I ain't crack with you James Nah man Well, I mean We just had a very busy afternoon there Let's tell the audience about what's going on We had the B-side comedy boys in my house And we were recording some little promos for the live podcast we're doing

on Thursday in the workman's. I didn't realize it was this Thursday so I'm even more excited now I need to promote it more but like yeah it's doing me good now it's gonna be fun yeah yeah yeah we had fun chatting with them

a little bit of interview a little bit of horse play you know we had we let her hair down we frolloped a little bit I took my shirt off yes she did and yeah

sour day afternoon quite frankly we were all having fun I took it off everyone was sad The only way Putin He takes his shirt off People like, wow, it's the leader right there

Yeah I take my shirt off I'm like, oh He looks sick I'm not voting for you I'll tell you that I'm not phone for pooing either Yeah

It was a fun afternoon But no apart from that Now it's been all quiet Just working away Blah blah blah Same old shit What about you Any scandal

What's going on I might have a job in the Guinness Doorhouse but I don't want to say too much just because of a jinx it I'm kind of a little bit worried about my internet history yeah well I mean

this podcast is definitely you know I didn't mind it when it could hurt your career but my career oh no no I'm pretty sure my career is safe you know

turns out it's pretty hard to get fired where I work so I'll be putting that to the test well your career actively encouraged to be more racist what do you think you can bring to the job Mr. Gabbin.

Well. Yeah. Your company is like a racist quota. If you don't meet it. Yeah. If you haven't said six N words every day. You've got to go time out. We've looked over your numbers and frankly they're terrible.

Yeah. So again, guys, just to stress it, we are doing a live show on the workmen's. It's, first of all, it's I don't know her. We're blocking the Berka and... I think so, yeah. Yeah. so they're doing a recording episode and then we'll be there so they're there to you know counterbalance they'll get the audience warmed up and they'll be there to pour cold water on the entire experience

nice icy cold shower it was funny because their podcasts all about feminism and like pop culture and like wine stuff people like Beyonce and Lizzo and Mariah Carey and Mariah Tarry yeah how you're doing Carrey how are you doing now I have Mariah Carey on the side of fried rice please so it's going to be all that kind stuff so their fans are probably all like who yeah they'll be like very open-minded liberal kind of politically active people wine drinking Greta like you know Greta supporting yeah Labour voting yeah that those kind of people you know people who the enemy yeah yeah yeah I'm joking I'm joking people who think Harvey Weinstein was bad

It's going to be like real progressive people and we'll show up. I feel like we're going to really ruin the night. We are the turd in the punch pole, quite frankly. Because even that whole like, don't think Harvey Weinstein was bad. I hope people don't think like we're actually pro-Harvey. No, of course. Well, so the thing about this, anything we say could be taken out of context and used and, you know, against us. But obviously, it's all jokes.

You guys know that. Well, with deep fakes now. Ah, yeah. It's even gone. They could actually do a thing where they have us saying something, politically correct yeah how terrifying would that be I would be so shame that would turn my stuff I would have to issue of press statements I do not endorse this statement I was like there's a video online with me being sincere and I do not

endorse this well there's a saw these like fake ones now we're like you can see like a video of Jeremy Corbin promoting Boris Johnson yeah yeah it's kind of like I'm a weak man oh I'm so weak I'm dumb I'm Jeremy Corbyn yeah vote Boris and you're like that seems real well you heard it straight from the horse's mouth i knew he'd concede i saw it coming no backbone at all but yeah it's interesting like and the technology is only going to get more sophisticated it's going to be a thing now we're like a movie star will get really popular and then they'll just murder him and just have the digital version because it's cheaper well the movie studio's dream

is to bring what's named that guy he's dead the celebrity he died in the car crash James Dean yeah the dream is that

to bring James Dean back and have him play a black woman yes yeah that would be like the Hollywood studio's dream it's just okay what we can just not pay actors and not cast minorities

this is great like we love this here at Miramax we're making a few changes oh god yeah it's crazy a little bit deep fake thing yeah oh another thing so a new story came out

about uh julia roberts was um at one stage considered to play harriet tubman harriet tubman is african-american for anybody like harriet tubman if you don't know if you losers don't know if you dorks if you you fucking pieces of shit don't know harriet Tubman. She was an abolitionist

back in the day. Don't ask me dates or anything out there. I'm not going to, I wouldn't even know the dates. Yeah, so she was against, she's a black woman who escaped slave. Yeah, she escaped and then she facilitated the escape for other enslaved people and, yeah, she was very... Lady Django, that's what I call her. Ah, okay. To her face. To Julia Roberts's face.

Well, that new story came out. I just want to stress now, Some people assumed that, like, it was Julia Roberts was pushing for this. Yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no. It was some studio executive who was like, hey, we get Julia Rabbits to play. What's your name? And, like, the director was like, but Harry Tubman was a black woman. And the studio guy was like, ah, they don't know.

Yeah, the quote was literally, it was so long ago people won't even remember or care. It was like, wow, okay. It really kind of like, it kind of opens a window a little bit. they go, oh, oh yeah, they are pretty bad. They should have cast Jim Carrey as Malcolm X instead of Denzel Lofington. Oh, yeah. That would have been fun.

Think of the fun he could have him with that, like, Malcolm X is talking over his ass. Just bent over, talking, we didn't land on Plymouth Rock, Blemish Rock landing on us. Yeah. Oh, I didn't know Malcolm X did so many voices. Wacky characters.

Rubber-faced Malcolm X. oh god yeah so we're talking about oh yeah so hopefully i'll get my job in guinness okay yeah yeah but i if i don't i've got the dirt oh yeah i'll bring it all down yeah if i'm going down and bringing everything with me all the institutions man so no other crack of you just working hard well i wouldn't say that i mean i show up and i'm uh mediocre at best mediocre and at worst incredibly negligent and not a good employee

but hey what are you going to do you know I'm trying here what are you going to do fire me I'm union remember Jimmy Hoffa no yeah no other crack I'm not even gigging all that much

I'm actually kind of getting annoyed at myself I'm really not gigging as much as I should be you know I need to be out there hustling hustling the streets pounding the pavement day and night looking for gigs doing gigs and selling the ass Yeah, well, I tried to sell my body on the street But I wound up in debt

So that didn't work out Whoa, sirens Blue lights flashing the cops Coming to shut us down It's the fuzz, man It's only a matter time Before a sniper is started We're surrounded

It's gonna be like Waco, the ATF Step away from the microphone I'm not doing it man I'm not doing it I'd love it if we got killed on the podcast We got murdered Yeah Just dice your gunshots

those aspects are down and people be like what a waste of life oh god well what else has been happening well I think you know the big story

maybe I'm bringing it up too early but a lot of people talking about Prince Andrew that's what I was going to bring up you Randy Andy and again I just cannot stress it enough I go to a classful

normal people and they do not want to talk with Prince Andrew but it's literally global news I know everyone's talking everyone's talking about it apart from my group I try I like I'd be writing this girl sometimes I'm trying to talk with Prince Andrew I'm like look I won't play your clip unless I can talk of unless I get 10 minutes 10 good minutes of Prince Andrew time so yeah I've been going down a real Prince Andrew rabbit hole yeah so we'll get to

the whole allegations at first okay well I did a little research in the history of Prince Andrew right you know so he's a second son of Queen Elizabeth. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So he kind of like got the cruise through life a bit. Yeah, he kind of was the original Prince Harry. He was the party boy.

He was kind of known for his shenanigans in the press and stuff. Well, the newspapers would have like, you know, Andrew Shag at the week and stuff like that, yeah. And like, uh, which woman has the brave prince conquered this week? Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah, it used to be really like, like, really like lads kind of like, go on, Andrew. Yeah. Go on. Shad

Give a one for me Don't ask consent Yeah Well see I think When Prince Harry came along Prince Andrew got a bit like You know he was stealing his thunder And he was like

You want a bad boy do you I'll give you a bad boy Come here my dear I like the idea of like So Prince Harry was playing like snooker naked And Prince Andrew's like How can I beat this now? I know

I'll ring up my old pal Epstein pal Jeffrey How's a going Earl boy? Yes To the Prime Rib special If you would

So Prince Andrew Now He was a wild boy You know They went to the army Yes And he was in the Navy Yeah

During the Falklands The Falklands Yeah I'd like to do more research On like How much he was Actually involved In the war

I can't imagine They would have had him Too active I mean he's a member of the royal family They're not going to risk him being murdered. It's the same when Harry

was in Iraq. He was never going to be in the line of fire. I always imagined with Harry, they all probably put him in like a helicopter and like Suffolk or something like that. And they had to drive around a bit and he was like, do you good? Yes, you did. You saved the world.

Yes, you did. Your mummy's very proud. But she's dead actually. But her ghost is happy and she wasn't murdered at all. Yeah, I imagine like but honestly though, I imagine he's kind of like flew around some areas that they knew were pretty safe yeah yeah and did some pretty routine stuff I doubt he was actually like chasing down at one Iraqi going like I've got

yet this is from my granny it's the Prince Andrew it's the Prince Andrew yeah but then he married Sarah Ferguson yes who was a friend of Francis Diana actually yeah oh okay yeah they all kind of got connected and they went skiing together and stuff like that and is that how Sarah Ferguson came into the fold through Diana yeah I think so well a pair of commoners again to say commoners but it's like they're multi-millionaire

oh yeah but they're not like but you know royalty you know what royal people think that they're they've been hand chosen by God that there's a divinity aspect to it that they're chosen people or whatever anyway that you know get to murder plebs whenever they want

or you know get your foot a massage by an underage sex slave you know that's what god wanted so he married sarah ferguson yeah and it ended in divorce okay now i didn't know this whole thing about how what happens when you get divorced in the royal family so he's got she's got kids with prince yeah princess beatrice but she's not allowed go to like certain functions okay so she wasn't allowed go to kate milton's wedding now i think with megan markel they probably let her i the royal family family she doesn't even count I'm a big Megan Markle fan.

I think it's crazy how much hate she gets from certain sections of the population who vote. Yeah, well, it's a man, yeah, it's a hard fucking wife. I mean, she was just like a working actress and she was successful. Things were going well. Then she married in the royal family. It was like, you've got to quit all that stuff that you love to do. You know what's kind of like, remember the Simpsons we're looking to, dog and then the cat shows

up and get that damn cat out of the way that's what it's kind of like Kate Mildon like oh she's lovely isn't she she's grey get her out what's her name Megan what she was in suit yeah

that third season meandered get her hunt so yeah what was going to say so they got they got divorced okay and she's only allowed go certain things and she got heavily

in debt Sarah Ferguson and apparently if she remarries she loses her I think she's still a duchess she still got some little title but if she remarried she loses everything Oh I see

Yeah okay So things didn't go well for her But she still defends her husband Even to this day Okay Yeah Well I heard that Prince Andrew

Like she got in a lot of debt So Prince Andrew actually got money off Geoffrey Epstein To pay for some of her debt So she's obviously Which you know kind of show is Two Size Every Kind what i mean jeffre epstein okay sure like he was an awful rapist but like he helped him he helped sir ferksin

he must be a good guy so i mean when he's in the gates you know like talking to st peter he's like oh i also did this i also helped some dumb woman who lost all her money okay so these allegations about i have to say allegations now about prince andrew been going for a while Yes A long time Ever since the Epstein Murder Oh

Controversial I'm saying it It's not like every single Meme of the world Right now Ever since the Epstein murder Yeah You heard it here

First vote Yeah Well technically they did We were like Before he died We were like He's definitely going to get Suicited

Oh yeah We called it Anyway Go on But like I know So then he did get Suicited

Yeah And it's kind of like Oh I win I guess Yeah Yeah, oh, he can't testify now in court If people wouldn't get free Woo, I guess I'm so smart

So Allegations are flying wild Of Prince Andrew So he's like, I know I'm going to do I'm going to go into news nights And talk to Emily Maitliss Yeah Who is known for being a tough bitch

She's a tough cookie Yeah, yeah, she is one bitch You do not mess with it Oh She's kind of like a female Paxman Yeah If Paxman was a bitch If Paxman had a pussy

Yeah Pax pussy Paxman pussy Yeah yeah She's very good She is Yeah she's very good But I don't understand

What he thought I'm gonna go with The real difficult interviewer I don't Well yeah I'm not sure what the logic was in this at all Well his PR guy quit

Really? Yeah Yeah Before or after Before Okay The PR guy was Maybe woman

The PR person Was like Look Look Come on Andrew, give me something here. You didn't actually do it, did you? And there's a long pause.

He's like, oh, well, I guess I'm leaving. I know what that means. I should have got Johnny Cockburn to help. Yes, that would be good. Reanimate the corpse of Johnny Cockburn. What rhyme could you do that? Won't be good. Alright, if he doesn't sweat, you must forget.

There you go. Perfect, yeah. We'll get to sweating thing in a minute. Okay. So he goes on to this, news night interview and it is a train wreck oh it's yeah it really is instantly the entire press

Twitter the no money press I mean the English press and the American press all in the world oh yeah no one said no one was like we thought it was actually quite good it was universal that motherfucker's guilty and yeah everyone was in agreement it was one of the rare things that everyone around the world were united like people from Israel and Palestine

would both be like this was bad come on guys I know we've had our troubles but this guy's fucking crazy so I think kind of shows like

how sheltered and dumb Prince Andrew is where he probably taught like look I'm Prince I'm royalty yeah

all I'll do his interview and I'll turn on the old charm you know and they'll be put in my hands you know they'll love it apparently even after the interview

he was like Johnny Good that was great wasn't it that would bloody well I think he did you yeah Smetrick Do you want a little tour of the palace? Emily, you're looking

quite nice. Do you have a daughter of a chance? Yeah. He thought it went well, even though So have you watched the interview? Yes, I watched the full thing. What was your tape on it? Well, it just

The one that the big huge glaring thing for me was the sweating. The sweating is... So it was like in an allegation that one of the victims made she said that you were very handsy and you sweated profusely

on the night you were dancing with her and had sex with her and then his argument was well it's actually impossible because at that time I couldn't sweat it wasn't I couldn't sweat because I had suffered like an overload of adrenaline by being

in the fire in line during the Falklands War so I was unable to sweat I really don't think there is anything medically no or scientifically that could back that up that's like such a Chris Morris idea

or like Armando we knew she idea of like I actually can't sweat because I ODed off

war that's like a lie that a 12 year old would come up with you know it's like

well actually I you know but again it goes back to what you were saying very sheltered he just sort of

thought of course the plebs are going to swallow anything I have to say I'm a genius they're idiots

you know and then immediately people find pictures all these pictures have been sweating and then what was

the other ones like she said you were here at this shit. No, I was in a pizza blaze. Yeah, in walking. It's so funny. It's like, do you remember, um, this woman? He's like, no. And you remember being this house? He's like, no. You remember this? He's like, no. You remember Pizza Express 15 years ago? Yes. Do I ever? Oh, I remember it like, like, I had a double pepperoni and was bloody smashing. I tell you. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. The plebs no good food. I'll give the mess. Yes, yes. No wonder they're all such fat bastards

that was still rolling he did laugh a few times in a year you know what's interesting every time they mentioned

Epstein's death he gave a little chuckle like so do you think he was murdered well I guess I couldn't

possibly comment go back and watch it anytime Epstein's death is mentioned he gives a little chuckle

it's not a bit would go like why did you do well this like I'm still kicking myself over I think in his

head he's been all charming like Hugh Graham It's like two weeks notice. Yeah. Oh, I'm terribly sorry. I molested your child. Yeah, what a frightful misunderstanding.

What a frightful misunderstanding. Four weddings and a rain. Oh yeah, it was a disaster. Yeah, absolutely disaster. Like, there's so much about it. Like, he, like, try to frame it as, like, it's a mental health issue for himself. Yeah, that's right. He did throw in mental health issue for himself.

that were pointed in me what was his angle there he was just like saying all these allegations been awful for me making me face the horrible things I've done have you no compassion I wouldn't be surprised if his next angle's like you know all this stuff is making the queen sad yeah so like you know if she gets real sad she might die so like if you accuse me something you're going to kill the queen but he Prince Andrew's one step way from just going like um you know they're asked push like my mommy's the queen and just pudges her in the face that's why he wants to do yeah you can tell he's just oh it was a train wreck like his whole defense so he finds out epstein is a sex trafficking pedophile yes and he's like well i was

going to new york anyway so i thought i'd give him a piece of my mind so i decided to stay there for three days probably even longer yeah now his whole thing was like it was That's what he said It was convenient for him to stay there But he's a fucking prince He could literally stay in the most Upscale He could have a whole hotel

Rented out just for him It's not like he was like I had to crash on a couch It's just ringing him up Jeffrey out of boy May I crash in your Gaff We're having a bit of a Swaray

Like I've had things in the past Where like let's say it's a night out Yeah And you're in Dublin let's say And you got to stay Crash in the couch Yeah And the guy might be a little bit dodgy

you know but you're like oh look I'll just suck and I'll stay here yeah yeah yeah but I'm not a prince no you're not

and I've told you this many times I still walk around dressed in purple but yeah it's just like there's such whole everything he said

there were so many different illogical like things it didn't make any sense and when they asked him why did you stay with him yeah he was like this is a quote

my judgment was coloured by my my tendency to be too honorable. Uh-huh. Yeah. What does that mean? So basically, I'm such a nice guy. I couldn't say no to him.

My problem is I let paedophiles walk all over me. I'm not going to peer pressure, you know. When they say raper, I'm not going to say no. Don't you want to be cool? Just like passing a joint around. I'll admit it, okay. I smoked a jazz cigarette. Rape the child

He never really even Apologized that No he didn't apologize once That was a huge criticism Never said I'm sorry for the victims I have empathy for them Anything like that It was just

Well this is all gone really bad for me He didn't even like say too Like even like Anything too mean about Jeffrey Epstein himself Like at one stage he said Jeffrey Epstein conducted himself On a manner in unbecoming

Yes in a manner that was unbecoming and she actually goes Unbecoming he was a sex offender Well I'm being polite I don't want to mean to the man It's a the pot calling me the kettle

Pido Yeah Just what It was a train wreck But it was fucking hilarious But now Have you got anything else On the actual

No He's been Sort of removed From all royal duty Yeah What does that even mean Like Because it's not like

He was a noticeable face No, well he probably was in certain circles Like, I mean, you and I don't really get invited To functions held by the royal family Not yet, not yet As soon as they hear this though Imagine the Queen just listen to this Having a little chuckle

As a little daft bastard But she probably looks at it as like Oh no, Andrew You weren't raping again, were you? He's like, well, mummy, I'm sorry, Mama I just can't help myself, me Just feast on the blood like I do, you fool so yeah a lot of charities have dropped him now yeah because he was working for a lot of charities

that involved with like other kids or people being sex trafficked which is almost suspicious what's the old jerry sandusky thing he had like a children's charity and he was and jimmy savile yeah savel cosby did a lot of stuff like that yeah they're all the scope yeah so it'd be interesting now is he gonna go for a little limo ride in a Tunnel in France, perhaps. If he doesn't, okay, what's going to happen is the FBI

are going to get involved and the FBI don't care if your royalty. No. They're not going to be like, like even the British Secret Service little baby like, come on,

he's the fucking, he's a queen son. Give me a break. Yeah, I mean, like, scandal in the royal family has never, this is nothing new. This has existed since

royal figures, you know, have existed. But now it's like we're in this age of like the media is so, social media especially, is so, like, they're they can't silence everyone whereas like the newspapers or TV they could

silence them to an extent but you can't silence social media so now it's like there's no hiding anymore so I think he will become much like the black sheep much like back in the day they had that you know the king who abdicated and married that commoner okay he married an American right oh I forget his name he's in the crown stuff like that yeah yeah so the same way that like oh well he married an American and he advocated and this other guy raped a child so and they're both equally kind of like uh they're both equally terrible and when he steps down he'll just live in a nice mansion yeah he'll always be looked after they'll just

like they'll keep him out of public eye i imagine they'll send them somewhere maybe uh what's wonder somewhere england owns that they could just send them there like oh like uh one of Send him to the Falklands. Colonies or something? Send him to the Falklands. Yeah? Back to the Falklands. Yeah, yeah.

We can go like... He starts shooting Argentinians. Maybe they'll like me for do this. I still can't sweat. Yeah, it's interesting. It was just mental, but like... As soon as it came out, everyone was like, what the fuck?

All those pictures of him, like, in the area 2000s were like... He is just sweating up a storm, and he's like hanging out with all these girls, and he's got this big, big bloodshunds. her eyes. Yeah, he was just like... And then in the interviews like, I've never even partied before. Oh, a part maybe a bit of Jim Rummy in the...

A spot of Cludeau perhaps. But party no, not I. Never. Yeah. I don't know. Well, I don't think there'll be any real come-up and spur him. Like, they're not going to... They're never going to put a member of the royal family

in prison, are they? I really don't see that happen. Uh, no. I, look, the only thing is like maybe the FBI try and extradite him but imagine if a war starts because this oh wow between england and america well england they are yeah yeah big time like the only thing they have is they have those missiles um in scotland's trident okay so i think the other best hope is just the fire missiles at themselves i don't think the british people would allow a war to start over it because they'd be like this lad's a fucking idiot

like he was always a joke do you know what I mean they don't care about him enough like it kind of comes down to the queen you all be real public statement execution by a queen herself guillotine

queen no the queen does away a sword but she's really old and frills it's like it takes her a lot of attention she's like Mr Burns with a baseball bat it just takes fucking hours okay maybe maybe she doesn't do

herself but she watches like yeah she's probably getting Harry to do it he'd be up for it this would be a laugh way killing your uncle that'd be fun

but I think because people are such Game of Thrones fans as well that they probably like yeah this makes sense it's makes sense yeah of course this is what happens

yeah yeah I think that is the only way if they did that did have so much respect from the public that's true yeah it would really win them over like

god they hate nantes so much they killed their own he's probably maybe he gets like you know they just like cut him off

completely and he has to go and like I'm a celebrity get me out of here kind of thing like you know comes like a reality TV star if you know

just a series called I'm a rapist getting out of here and they wouldn't run out of celebrities like I'm a rapist get me out of here

Anton Decker his legal team God what's a good babe that I'm a celebrity thing you have been watching it you were telling me

you're trying to fit in with the norms yeah girls I know watch it and I try and watch it and it's just like I can't even make jokes about it it's like watching like a TV show in a different language I just don't understand what's going on yeah like every and again they introduce these new celebrities and it's like how do people find it entertaining that's what they're just sitting around all day kind of so depressing how is Caitlin coming up apparently there's been a lot of transphobic stuff been said online about

Caitlin has there yeah being transphobic stuff said in the room I've been in I'll tell you that much oh really yeah well i know you think because oh you kind of forget a lot of people don't know anything about trans issues so like there are actual grown women going like so can she get pregnant okay right and then like you're going like look at bruce there and I was like oh that's um dead name yeah and they're like no it's not and I was like oh well that's your argument oh I'll tell them that then I guess you win that puts that issue to bed yeah well I'll say this now I don't think they're being they don't think they're being transphobic just being like

it's ignorance more than hateful yeah but they just like talking shit about women so I think Caitlin should take as a compliment that these people are talking shit about they treaters won the girls in that they like cyberbullying talk shit about her yeah yeah they tell her to kill herself yeah and she's just gals being gals

that's what we do you drink some wine and cyber bully a girl got women it's really open my eyes like women are so mean to the women oh man it's proper like psychological warfare they like fuck with each other on levels we could never understand oh yeah yeah like they work out proper battle plans like okay on monday like a yeah i'm gonna compliment her but on tuesday i'm gonna say something i just like just kind of destroy her confidence a little bit

yeah when's they'll build it back up down to hers are gonna fuck her boyfriend and i'm gonna film it i'm gonna send it to her And I'm going to say she is A smelly fanny But you're flat Yeah Yeah, God, it's They have real long

game plans, like Yeah, where men are like Oh, you bitch You fucking prick And I get them And then, well that's that resolved Yeah, well Good to see you, Dad

So yeah, it's Um Oh, you're Kail and Jerners coming off very well well I'm surprised the contestants themselves are very interested in her they did if you're being mean though did she tell a story about like how like before she transitioned she used to dress up like a woman well she was a woman but yeah yeah how do the phrase is right she went before she transitioned before she came out in

the public yeah she used to wear a dress yes and drive around yeah okay and she was saying like he used to drive around really fast oh yeah I know I know like like you're really using the word drive here or not yeah maybe you shouldn't bring that fact that yeah yeah I wonder like what Caitlin should say is like oh that woman I killed she dead named me

so I dead named her good so I dead lifeed her it's like to punish her like instead of criminals just transphobic people so it's her and a bunch of people I've never seen or heard of it before.

Andrew Maxwell, he's in it. I was going to get to him. Oh, sorry. Yeah. Well, okay. I've gotten on the scene now. That's my big surprise. All right, well,

as if it's a surprise. I'm like, guess who's on it? I've ruined it. I've got the scoop. Well, hang on. Who do I know? No, I haven't watched it, but, okay,

Caitlin Jenner, Andrew Maxwell. Ian Wright, the footballer? Yeah, do you know much about him? I just know he was a footballer and like a kind of TV presenter on like match of the day type shows and stuff. So he's a bit of, personality

who else I know that the presenter of like one of the like show like she presents like I'm a celad gossip show

also they're using their own celebrities almost yeah yeah it's like I don't know she got in some trouble for something

I don't know yeah I'm not really paying attention to it at all yeah I don't know I don't really know any about them okay

okay so I don't know any like it's just how do you for I think it's for dumb people to laugh at them go like, oh, they're dumb, aren't they? Yeah. But it's like, even though...

But it's already kind of got this level of desperation to it in that these are all has-beens kind of or whatever and we're just like laughing at what they're willing to do. At least... Because they have to do like bush trucker trials where they eat kangaroo cock and shit like that, you know? It's very degrading. I'll tell you what is.

So smart people can look down at dumb people. But dumb people, what are they going to do? Well, that's where racism comes in. Well, that's thing you're not allowed to be racist anymore. Says who? Can't do bloody nothing without Johnny Law getting involved. Yeah. So now the only thing they can do is just watch on a celebrity going like,

He's an idiot. If I was there, I wouldn't eat that. Fucking shit bag. And then they feel good about themselves. like they drink a little wine and pass out yeah and then that's when

old Brian O'Toole comes out to play it's wine o'clock baby why do you think I'm watching just biding my time oh that's a shit show Andrew McFill

like he's all right in it but like yeah he's pretty funny I just want to escape I remember likeing him when he was on the panel and stuff back in the video I've met him

oh you've met him have it I was right he wouldn't remember me now oh well you never know hey tune in time it's celebrity Guys, I remember this guy called Brian and he just made me want to quit comedy because I thought if these other fucking cons that are getting into it, I'd rather not. And then Caitlin's like, wow.

Wow, that's amazing. Yeah. Your Caitlin sounds more like Dr. Evil. It does a bit, doesn't it, almost like Lord Michaels, kind of, yeah, yeah. Very similar. Let's see yours then, huh? I'm not going to try. It's a dangerous ground.

So I can take from me. And do you have someone to talk about? Eh, nothing really is coming to mind, I mean. I, um, I watched a movie there. What did you watch? It was called Pirates of Silicon Valley. Oh, I know this movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's about it. Have you watched it? I've never seen it, but I know about it because I know about it, because I watched Steve Jobs that was directed by Danny Boyle. And then Pirates Silicon Valley, I stumbled onto, like, the Wikipedia article. So it's like, it's a movie about Bill Gates and Steve Jobs. when they were really young, isn't it? Yeah, it's about their relationship.

What do you think about the Steve Jobs movie that Danny Boyle is? I liked it. I liked it more than I expected to because I had actually heard a lot of negative things about it. It didn't do well at the box office. No, yeah, I heard, and I watched it, and I really enjoyed it. I thought Seth Rogen was really good, and it actually as Wozniak. I think the Cutchner, what's his name, the guy from 70s show?

Cutcher. Ashton Cutcher, yeah. He did a movie about Jobs the year before. Yeah, and it... Like, bombed. It bombed. I think that kind of soured the general public on Steve Jobs movies.

Well, I liked the way it was basically like a three act play. Yeah, it was, yeah. Like, and he's always kind of like backstage just before the big, you know, big reveal of the next big product. You actually could have done that as a play. Yeah, you really could have, yeah, yeah.

And it would work because the whole thing is the presentation. Yes. So, like, it would be Jesus. That would be really good as a player, yeah. Aaron Sorkin missed the beat there. He did, he did. He did kill him Wockenberg as a play.

Oh, really? He adapted it. Yeah. Well, that's how he got his start. A few good men was originally a play. Like, he wrote a few plays, and then somebody liked it so much they wanted to option it for a movie. And then he just, he went to Hollywood and never looked back. You got to take it to the crack for a while? Crack. I know he was a cokehead, but I didn't know he's a little bit of crack as well. Yeah, it might not. It might not be true. Well, you know, all that walking around in the West Wing, you know, you've got to be, you got to be snappy, snap to us. You've got to hit the crack pipe once in a while. Just imagine him and Rob Lodge are going crazy. walking a token hitting the crack pipe well there's middle eastern crisis is getting work

oh shit god damn they think they're filming a scene but just walking around an empty warehouse martin sheen's buying it from his son charlie or probably amelio emilio has to sling crack now the mighty ducks money is all dried up but he still got to skates the flying v it's gordon bombay just skating around the place like with assless chaps selling drugs like he's actually still doing burden charlie he doesn't have HIV yeah so i yeah i like that film the one bit stuck in my head is like steve jobs washes his feet in the toilet yes i remember that yeah and was that something that he did like regularly apparently yeah yeah they up afterwards yeah so okay see pirates of silicon valley how did you like it well well i was going to say before that like

okay see i keep doing this i keep ruining things on no i'm sorry bry no it's okay people listeners like to Real story. This is where people go to live show. Just me. Undercutting it. Rune the bit. Rune the bit. Rune the bit.

That's my signature move. He's gonna ruin it, yeah. It's all about timing. Just don't say the punchline. You slowly sneeze. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, well, let's talk with Silicon Valley then. Okay, so I just watched it one night because, um...

Okay. I don't know. It always used to come up when I would go on like online and Google Silicon Valley. The show, yeah, yeah, yeah. It would come up and I'm like, I mean, and watch this.

And I had a bit time off. It's a short movie. It's a TV movie. It's nice and short. Okay. I was like, oh, this would be good. Okay, so it's about the relationship between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates.

Now, we all know these two guys. What do you know about Bill Gates? Well, I just know, you know, he was behind Microsoft and, you know, Windows, obviously. So the whole rivalry, Max versus PC. But he was, you know, I remember growing up, Bill Gates was always cited as the richest man in the world, kind of like, oh, you know, you're a smart as Einstein or if I was Bill

you know, oh, could you lend me a five or who am I, Bill Gates? Yeah, he's richest man for a long time. Yeah, he was the richest man to work for a long time. So I knew that about him long before I knew how he acquired his wealth or any of the, like, you know, he was like, he created, or yeah, he founded Microsoft and stuff like that. i learned about from the simpsons yeah he's in the simpsons is it that episode with mensa is that i forget what was but in the in the simpsons he's betrayed it's kind of like whiny little like nerdy guy okay and i was like oh well okay and then like see real footage like oh it's actually kind of like bookwormish or something like very i don't know like a beta like the original

beta male just scrawny and nerdy and they took over the world yes he did and he gave all those kids malaria the meek shall inherit the earth he did what now uh yeah didn't he invent polio oh no he he tried to cure it oh that's what it was so anyway in this pirate silicon valley okay we start off it's steve and was okay yeah steve jobs and steve was near two steves okay two crazy college kids okay and they're like uh they're in college and steve's already got loads of confidence steve jobs job we'll call jobs and was okay jobs and was yeah so jobs already full of confidence he's all he's going around going like you know hey this is just i can't wait to become the biggest most famous guy in the world yeah he's always walking with that i'm going to change

the world how i don't know yet but i'm going to change the world and he's eating an apple he goes apples are good for the soul oh really yeah a little bit of foreshadowing where was is like the shaggy or something like that he's a goofy kind of guy yeah yeah and uh was really good at foot pulling pranks okay it's like one of the pranks we see is um he he he just sounds not as impressive for say it out loud go on he builds his own little remote for the TV that's pretty and he changes the channel okay universal remote yeah and this fat guys watch TV is like well he gets up and changes it back and was changes it okay oh yeah that's pretty yeah yeah I mean like those I mean it's they're they're not going for like

crazy funny yeah but I suppose you know pretty funny they build their own remotes just to fuck with this yeah they're kind of irrelevant irrelevant irrelevant they like fucking people like messing around okay they're not serious nerds right right they're a pair of pranksters yeah you're not just don't hitting the books all the time okay but in comparison see bill gates and bill gates like i gotta get my computer code ready oh no and he's got a roommate called balmer balmer balmer yeah and he's actually played by john de maggio who's bender oh wow bendor and futurama yeah yeah yeah yeah and he's the best part of film okay yeah at first i thought he was like he was like really overdoing performance yeah you look up the real guy and

he's exact he's like this big kind of party guy like okay he's just pure cocaine like oh wow he's all his show he's like and what who was he in the bill gate like who was he to bill he was a friend of bill gates and uh worked with him in microsoft yeah and eventually i think became a ceo or like something like that he became very high up in okay so but in this balmer is like a real frat guy okay He's like, come on, man, let's get laid, you know, right there. And Billy, it's like, no, I got to get the computer code ready and stuff like that. And he's like, come on, let's get some chicks.

And then they go to the strip club, right? Yeah. And he's like, you know, look at the melons on her. And he's like, yeah, yeah, whatever. But I got to get this code right. Otherwise the system won't work. Yeah, you're a loser. Okay.

So we see the two guys, you know, jobs and gates. Okay. and then we go along and we see Bill Gates get famous real quick okay okay yeah yeah yeah he builds he's like he's the hippie look of first right uh because he was real hippie like he's doing acid all the time with Bill Gates or no no well he uh Gates Gates was doing ass no sorry jobs jobs there's so many steves in this balmer's called Steve as well are you serious yeah yeah yeah god damn it yeah yeah three steves and a bill huh yeah yeah California just wasn't very

inventable names like okay so Steve Jobs yeah I heard that about him he was big into acid and very hippie-dippy yeah they do a good job of showing how annoying it can be

to hang out with someone in asses yeah like it's not like you know some movies they show it from like the point of view of the guy on asses like whoa yeah it's all weird visuals and this a lot of it's just like

him just sort of sitting down he's just jobs in the corner like singing like laughing to himself and people like boss and next trying to get some work done yeah yeah so and also the whole thing is like they both gates and jobs both hate IBM okay yeah yeah the big financial yeah they're the man yeah okay they're the stiffs which they do a bit in the film which I don't do any other time where they show a fake ad from IBM where the guys go hi we're IBM and we're

gay oh yeah huh why why I don't know. It would be in the 90s. Oh, so this is like where IBM and we're gay is and the movie makers were calling them gay? Yeah. Huh. That's weird. It was 90s. All right. But it's weird because no other

bit, that's a bit of like silliness that isn't in the rest of the film. It's like a fourth wall break. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's not in the film at all. That's weird. There's one other bit in it later on where like they're about to sign a big important deal and Bonner actually turns to the camera and goes like,

this is a big important deal okay yeah and he goes like this should be framed in a wall and then they go back to the scene all right huh yeah sounds kind of weird like uh you know and so like um gates is trying to like uh sell his idea of his whole Microsoft idea to IBM and they're like there's a lot of this in the film as well lots of like why would don't want more people want computers oh right you crazy uh and there's also something like none there's no baiting it we're like he's like this is a mouse to use a people a mouse what kind of crazy operation you run in here what are you some kind of friend what are you IBM that's what we call gay people now you're IBM yeah a bunch of IBMs they work for Nazis know that

yeah they created the sort of punch card system that allowed the Nazis to create like the filing system for like facilitated the Holocaust basically yeah but it's funny in the film don't mention that they're they're gay I mean you know assisting with the Holocaust is one thing but there are a couple of buffdies blowing each other look business business okay if you all work with certain people you don't like that's just how work if you have to contribute to mass genocide hey got to make the cheddar you know don't be a little cry baby yeah you don't be a little IBM do you yeah yeah

God, but yeah, they did. They helped with the Holocaust. Yeah, so let me just find out where I'm going here. So, real quickly, you kind of see, I keep getting some of the names mixed up. Jobs. See, Jobs becomes successful, because he's like, oh, I've got to stop being a hippie kind of guy.

Okay. I'm going to shave my hair. I'm going to, like, clean shaving, nice suit. I'm going to sell Apple. Yeah. And it works for him. while Gates has been like loser guy he kind of goes off

and works for a company and he's getting drunk, he's actually drunk driving and stuff like that, yeah, yeah, he's one bit where he's like he's eating a pizza while driving and he gets, he finds like a like a, like a, like a the GCB kind of thing and he gets into and smash into his own car and stuff like that.

Jesus. Yeah. But he actually do that? I don't know. That's mental. I feel like he's too boring to do something like that. Yeah. Although, you know, maybe he's like a, like very intelligent people can be self-destructive when they're like you know in situations they don't like probably yeah so my therapist tells me anyway yeah someday I'm gonna create Microsoft right therapist like yeah sure oh you probably just drink yourself to death

water the other okay so eventually Steve Gates gets a little bit successful yeah and they have like a tech fair kind of thing it's not Steve Gates by the way it's Bill Gates yeah Steve Gates I don't know why it's so confusing names like Gates gates and jobs it's a job yeah so gates yeah it's a little bit successful okay there's like a tech fair and he's at one side and jobs at the other side all right right and people walk in and they're like oh my god Steve Jobs oh my god yeah yeah yeah and poor old gates and the other side oh sad yeah yeah oh oh oh we're gonna get a JCB and kill these people yeah yeah so um eventually Apple has gone

from like just their parents grow parents like house basically yeah to full on their own building and they're doing great okay yeah and then was walks in one day and he sees jobs have an argument with this woman he's like it's not my baby

it's not my baby oh because they also did that in the Danny Boyle film that's right yeah yeah yeah and they do not betray him well in this no comes to the baby yeah that you know he was a very he was a prick let's be honest like he was oh he was yeah yeah but yeah he just denied this child to forever like yeah yeah yeah like

like and he becomes more of a dick as it goes along and the throughout the film they're going like uh Steve the woman says it's your baby and the DNA sets it your baby and uh it looks like you and we're pretty sure it's your baby and he's like no it's not okay all right that's all you're the head of apple I suppose love my new iPod uh yeah and uh never really they don't show that in a sympathetic life no no did he eventually at the end yeah he's kind of like

look I didn't pay child support but let you come to some family occasions just don't interact to real children Jesus Christ but he died in the end so like good fair dues yeah and like they show some really bad scenes with Steve it's one bit with jobs

he's one bit where he's interviewing a guy to work for Apple the guy's like a real pencil pusher kind of like yeah yeah I'm very good at calculating and loss adjustment and code. It's like, really are you? Are you a virgin? Oh, wow. Yeah, and he says this and he puts his feet up on the table

and he's not wearing socks. Okay. Yeah, he's like, you're a virgin? And the guy's like, no, I met my wife in college. And he's like, yeah, you know what? You're a virgin, you just don't know it. What the, what does I even mean? Yeah, the guy just leaves all sad and was just like,

ah, that's not nice, like, well, I don't care. Also, that's not my baby. How many apples a day do you eat? You don't get the job, asshole. Get out. Okay, but now we cut back to Bill Gates, all right? Things starting to go a little bit differently for Bill Gates. Oh, things are looking up, huh?

So he doesn't deal with IBM, all right? Oh. For Windows, but he gets to... Has to march in the pride parade. No, he gets the... He doesn't deal with him. so like they put Windows on their computers okay yeah well he gets to keep the operating system he owns Windows outright yeah and the guys at IBM are like well

I guess there's no money in operating systems and that's when Ballmer turns to the camera and goes like yeah there is whey he just chops up a big fat line yeah so they made they're so happy about this to go roller skating afterwards of course they do they just start working for IBM they have to start roller scale Yeah, and there's a whole bit where like, um, like, you know, Bill, um, Bill Gates interacts these women and they're like, oh, get away from me because he's like bumping into him, like, um, roller skates, like, oh, hello. Yeah. Do you know, do you know windows? As in I look through your windows at night, you bitch. And they're like, get away from me, you freak. And then

Balmer's like, you know, when you become millionaire, like they won't tell you to get away. He's like, yes. It's kind of weird, but I'm right. So I just have here, Steve yells his girlfriend more. He does a lot of yelling at people. Yeah, I've heard he was an, he was an angry guy. And he finds out the baby's called Lisa. So he's like, oh, I'm going to call my new operating system, Lisa.

Why did he do that? I don't know. And they're even like going like, oh, is that someone connected that your little jitmy child? It's like, no. Don't even know what you're talking about. just coincidence okay it's not my computer all right

I just called it Lisa yeah so um the next thing that happens is Xerox you know Xerox the printing company yeah okay

they have all this stuff that they've been working on like the whole idea of like a mouse and like pointing a click on screen and even like the whole idea of like

you know the way you have like the start button on the corner yeah yeah all that stuff Xerox invented all that oh was that right but the guys

who worked the head of Xerox are like why are we making this this isn't Xerox this is useless I can't photocopy this yeah yeah let's go I go like we do four copies and nothing else yeah and we will continue to make full copies

and we will never go out of business all right and then jobs is kind of going like well I guess I can take that equipment for you yeah and they take that and then come super rich Jesus well actually buys a plane and crashes it really yeah but don't really cover too much like oh it's pretty cool yeah it's pretty rock and roll

yeah not really well buying a plan and crashing it and just be like yeah fuck that shit no it doesn't he

he's why he has like he the next scenes him like with a bandage over his head he's like oh I gotta get back to coding and the other after his plan crash

yeah and like Steve is really pushing his people now jobs okay like some of the people he works to work for him have a teacher

that says 90 hours a week and loving it oh okay in fact at one stage like there's a guy working his computer and jobs is like that's not right and the guy just breaks down and just punch like punch his jobs in the face really yeah yeah wow and he's like get get out you can't handle it you can't handle the heat can't handle the heat get out of the kitchen also it's not my baby what

you heard me so yeah he I told you 40 gets the paternity test that says is his daughter still won't go still won't talk to her yeah yeah good um bill gates and steve jobs finally meet the uh is this now what this is near the end of the film okay so they're both successful now right right and they want to work together and uh they finally like agreed to work together but i think then like one of it betrays each other they did a lot of computer talk now and i wasn't really too sure about all right right okay it's a great line here we're like a family yeah a mafia a family oh yeah

well instead of murder it's computers yeah um uh I know I'm looking at notes now it's really not

the last bit here is not interesting like so it came out before he died I said yeah it came out before it died like basically at the end if you want to like no so like eventually

Bill Gates kind of betrays Steve Jobs a little bit Oh, see I thought it would have been the other way around No, no, Bill Gates betrays him a little bit And the whole kind of deal is they both stole stuff Neither of them actually like really embedsiting themselves Okay, right, right They were kind of like Stan Lee, remember I was telling you about Stanley

Yeah, yeah Stanley was kind of like, I want you to make a Spider-Man And then some artists would create Spider-Man like, jeer thanks, I invented that Yeah Yeah, make me like, you'd be like, even less he'd be like

make me like some kind of like group of heroes and someone would create the Fantastic Four like perfect

I invented that yeah yeah yeah they're names so I know I invented those names

yeah and like it kind of worked out for everyone else you know was started teaching he was kind of retired a little bit

and he just teach his computers yeah kids now and stuff like that and uh well they had a big fall not

they did yeah yeah well again Steve Jobs is acting like like an asshole everyone yeah and it kind of ruined

the whole generation The whole generation of people who go, like, well, I guess we want to make a business. It's got to be like steep jobs. You got to be a con. I got to be a cunt. I got to, like, not look after the kids. Just abandon your children.

I got to get women. They're going to be a millionaire. Yeah. That's like, there's definitely some guy who's written, like, a book, like, how'd become a millionaire. And it's like, step one. Don't pay child support. Don't wear condoms.

Don't pay child support. Yeah. Raw dog, that bitch, and then dump her. Yeah. Steal every idea from someone else. uh take poor people to court they can't afford lawyers so eventually they become bankrupt and kill themselves no probably did yeah yeah not with this particular case itself like yeah okay well yeah our we've hit an hour now so we've hit an hour now yeah yeah uh before we

go um I'm very excited about this workman's game our live show yeah it's going to be interesting now it's going to be interesting just to see it's quite a dichotic me our podcast and theirs like side by side uh i haven't listened to theirs i'm pretty sure they haven't listened to ours well what's funny is there's just going to be animation between a like a buffer kind of thing yeah yeah yeah a palate cleanser which either way it's going to be like it's going to be us our awfulness in a bit of animation to see with it down or it's going to be some animation like oh this is nice and then we come on it's like welcome to real life a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down which is why children are so easy to

a detainee. Hey-oh, and now those are the kind of singers you can expect in the workmen's club, November 28 come on, come on, bring your kids, but I wouldn't advise it. We're not going to touch them. No, we're not. We're like Steve Jobs, we go nowhere near the kids. We go in the opposite direction.

Yeah. Pull the partner, I'm out of here. We will call her operating system after that kid, and then just annoy it. It's like a coincidence. All right. Well, I think that's the end of the episode. Is it? Is it not?

Well, we're over an hour. Yeah, we're over an hour and out. This is the 49th episode. 49th, so number 50, coming up. Next episode will be 50 Shades of Grey. Yeah. Are you excited? I am.

I didn't watch it, to be honest with you. But you did. I did, yeah. I guarantee it. It's definitely much sexier than the Steve Jobs movie. Well, I'll be the judge of that. That's what I mean, like, near the end of it, I just kind of trailed off because it's just, like, oh, it's just near the end, it's just them kind of talking. Yeah.

And I've written down to dialogue, but it's not that great. But if it ends up. it with, let's say, Steve Jobs and Bill Gates going like, look, we got rivalry here. Almost a tension. Almost a sexual tension. And they start fucking each other. Call me Lisa.

Call me Lisa. And that, and then, but Bill Gates, okay, he's hidden a bit of poison, his penis. Yeah. So when, uh, when Gates sucks them off. So when Steve Jobs sucks Bill Gates' penis, okay, he gets pancreatic cancer.

and then refuses conventional treatment that's the funniest thing ever I'm fucking idiot I would have been the guy if I was like Steve Jobs friend would be like yeah don't take the medicine that's for suckers man

just herbal tea Yeah he like he like visited a sham and got like you know herbal remedies And guess what they don't fight cancer You know what if you're listening to his podcast Do you've cancer don't do the chemo That's for suckers Don't you want to be like Steve Jobs?

Yeah, rich and dead. Yeah. I tell you what, anyone who gets chemo is an IBM in my book. That's weird. They did literally go like, we're IBM and we're gay. What is that? That's so weird. I actually want to see that.

No, I'm going to look that up on YouTube. Anyway, good luck, guys. We've been IBM. Good night.