Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 53 : The Killing of Ray D'Arcy

Episode Date: December 12, 2019

We go OFF on all the sacred cows and talk a LOT of shit about Ray D'Arcy.

snuck that up with me. I didn't even know we were hitting record. Yeah, I don't like to give you any kind of chance to prepare. That's why the live show didn't go well. Oh, God. Yeah, I suppose you should talk about the live show. Well, before we talk with the live show, I just want to say it to start. We have a new producer, basically. Oh, yeah. Yeah, Shane McKenna.

Describe Shane. Who is Shane? He's a friend of mine from Monon, a musician guy, and he's a big fan of the podcast. And he listens to it and he said, you guys, the content is good, but the quality needs to be improved. No, he's not the only person say that. No, he's not. Basically every person who's ever listened has said. It's basically inaudible. Yeah, pretty much.

But now he's, like, offered to mix them. I think he's just throwing on a bit of compression. He said it's not hard and he could show us how, but I refuse. I put my fingers in my ears. I refuse to learn. Yeah. But, yeah, so thank you, Shane for improving. And we'll be sending him this one, too.

I couldn't even send him the right file. Oh, really? Because he was like, all doing it's like, cool, I'll send him to you. just sent him the wrong thing I sent him like a private folder PDF of MindCamp a private folder of pictures

I found that feature me funnily enough yeah because you photoshopped your face in love like pictures of guys getting fucked by horses

like it's art so yeah big shout to Shane yes thank you Shane I said to Shane if you wanted to plug he can plug it we can plug it

yeah he can plug it as well if you want Well, he didn't say anything to me about that. He doesn't have anything yet, like... No, no, no, but when he does... Well, someday he might get a project now because of us. Oh, do you think so? Yeah, we're like...

I think any project he gets might be taken away from him because of us and his involvement with this podcast. No, I think people, the music industry, would like us, because we're sexist. I think they'll relate. Yeah, yeah. We'll, like, talk about the pussycat dolls and how they're... Did you hear about that, actually? No.

They performed on like X Factor A Britain's Got Talent and offcom had like 400 complaints Why? Because the performance was very sexual. How is it sexual?

They were dressed provocatively and dancing provocatively as if that's not the way every girl band and even boy band You know, that's the whole thing Like you know Get attracted people to grind each other

To auto tune shite music That's the whole thing But have they seen these people Who complain like Have they seen any other music video that's been made in the last 10 years Yeah, I don't know

Girls, it's full on porn now Exactly, yeah No, I'm not you joking, some rappers They released their music videos in porn hug Yeah, yeah, there's a band that did that as well Called Ramstein And it was a full on, and all the members All banged, like, porn stars

And a couple of them ended up getting divorced From their wives Oh, funny, wait for you see no music video You come to love, yeah? Oh, no, uh, three, yeah. Oh, Ram's, I, typed in Ramstein, first thing comes up at Belfast. Oh, yeah, that's where they shot

it. Ah, I just sucked off the lad from Ramestine. Oh, it's just great. Don't like the music, but a lovely cock. And the Proz is like, you see, you see what happens. That's why we have to kill them all. And they're like, they're German, like, they're not

Catholic. Ah, same thing. Ramstein point. I look that up there when you're all around. Yeah, please. I'm just watching this Pussycat's dolls. I didn't watch it. No, I just heard people going off about it, but yeah, they are dressed quite provocatively. They're probably in their 40s now, I would say.

Late 30s, early 40s? You couldn't tell. No, they're all really hot. God. And they're, they wonder they're real breasts? Probably not, but they are, yeah, I'd say they're all very, like, heavily surgic plastic thing, you know? Well, my regards to the doctor.

Yeah, that's great. My compliments to the chef. And what? Young, young. I'd like to slice that off. Table foot two. With a knife. I always bring a knife What a weird I'd put that in the microwave Yeah

They used to go in your poached eggs What? Shut up As I'm being dragged out With the X Factor taping I'm being plaitful It's banter Oh God But yeah

What's the story the Pussycat does They're like just You know Girl band And they're known for their Provocative performances I guess Girlpower

Yeah exactly it's empowering it's feminism etc it's all good no all joke inside like they're very fit and fit in the sense of like exercise not fit as in like a fit bird well they are also

very attractive as well oh I don't even like there's tummies are so nice but yeah so the partner of this got a lot of complaints yeah oh what it would have been on at like six in the evening when there's like kids and stuff

yeah good yeah of these same people the same people complain are like They're like, oh, my son's gay. What am we going to do? Make him watch this. It's like Barth and the Simpsons like this. Make him watch the Pussy Cat dolls. Zab.

And then you cure him. Yeah. So, what were we talking about anyway before that? I just getting distracted now. I turn it off. Jeez, look at that. I know. I'm not turning off.

It's placed on a loop. We're now the Pussy Cat Dolls podcast. Yes. Let's have them on. I'm going to Google them real quick, see if I find out any dirt. What are you saying before that? I have no idea. I don't know how we got talking about this.

How is your, weekend being? Oh, or your week? My week? I've just been working all the week. Yeah, working. I did a gig there in Saturday, actually. How'd it go? It went all right, because there was very, it was a very small crowd. So it was kind of like we were sort of debating

beforehand, well, we just pull the show and we just decided, fuck it, we'll go ahead with it. I was on first, and I was expecting it to be a fucking nightmare, but actually went pretty well, like I was, you know, considering how small the room was, how few people were there. It went pretty,

went pretty well so yeah and then but I wasn't I was doing that gig while that stand up be funny thing was an RTE

did you watch it I did I did and let me just wow it was like it really goes to ship like look look

you can I'm sure a lot look all the people on it were comedians yeah you can't take that way from and it's not it I

from the start, it would not be easy to perform in front of those fucking cunts known as the Ray Darcy audience. Like anyone who says like oh this goes to the Ray Darcy show shoot him. Buried them in unmarked graves.

They're wrong. They're not right in the head. I don't know yeah who goes. Do people apply for those tickets or like does Ray Darcy just send them in the post and hope the people come? I think they go to nursing homes and they just take them like they don't know what's going on. like come on

and just grab a wheelchair Ray Darcy comes in with Zig and Zag is like we're going to the show it's basically elder abuse

yeah it's very tough audience like the crowd weren't were kind of like what's going on they weren't like the worst people

you could bring to a stand-up show pretty much yeah and not even like we're going to bring him to a comedy club we're going to bring him

to the fucking is that same studio they shoot yeah they show probably yeah down in Donnybrook yeah

yeah that studio I imagine is haunted by the ghost of like Cherry Ryan Yeah Just like Nearly all the

Because I tell you what The audience used to go in there It's a story of like This little This little boy Lost his mother In a car crash And then he lost his sister

In a car crash And then he had a puppy And the puppy got shot By a car crash You know They used to misery Like It's like these people

Trying to make him laugh And like everyone So just As you explained Like they did A stand-up competition Yeah All white

comics. That's the first thing I know is. Oh, of course. Yeah. And I wouldn't have tuned in otherwise. No, but isn't it that so weird? I'll pay by TV license if you keep it like that. Sorry, come on. Well, I suppose it is that kind of Ray Darcy crowd. Yeah, they didn't want

like, they would have burned the place down. I just imagine like, I'll mention it was such a great committee. Like, if Martin and Golow, like, yeah, on stage, like, if certain people start crying, like, make it go away. They think this is one of the sad segments. as well yeah

but like this thing there's so many really good I don't want to say non-white does that there's other terms

for it like what's it like you ever hear Bame Bame yeah that's a new term

it's like black Asian minority something like that okay or there's other like Pock

people of color people of color I've heard that one TEOC non-white yeah pretty much none of them

on the show no strange I imagine it's Ray Darcy yes he yeah he said

I'm not having that yeah so the got four comics on and made him do sets in an awful environment with judges that should not be involved

No, there were two comedians. They had Emma Doran Now, I take that back, yeah, Emma Doran. She's good. So funny to see Emma Doran in the show and she's right tells a joke. Yeah. And then Ray just fucking just steps all over it. Throwes a wet blanket right on it like, yeah. Basically he goes, oh, are you excited? Basically

like, he goes, are you excited for it? And it's just immediately like, shut up, shut up. Because she got and said, because the prize, whoever wins gets their own pilot and Emma was like, I've tried pitching pilots here, it never really worked out. And right there was a, shut up! They'll shoot me and you! But her joke about

like, what was something like, you know, I pitched a lot of pilots with my friend fucked on an airplane or something. Yeah, it was something like that. I was like, no, but my friend rides of Ryanair pilots. Yeah, no, she's like I've had... We're really butchering this joke. I've fucked more pilots than my friend that works for Ryanair. Or something like that.

It was a good job. Yeah. But Ryan completely stepped over the punchline. It's completely stepped or you basically like show up woman. I'm trying I'm trying to talk to what? Who took your muzzle off? No. The best thing Emma should be hosting. Yeah. She's like I told you before RTE are actively looking for

Ray Darcy's replacements. Yes. I think this was his last show. Last show ever. I think yeah. There's no talk about it coming back. Yeah, I think Tommy Tiernan is going to take over the slot, isn't it? I think they want Tommy to do his own thing. I think RT people like Tommy's too wilds.

So what they're doing is they've done five test pilots or five women. Oh. None of them Emma, which is weird. Wow, you've really got your finger on the pulse. Where are you getting all these? A little birdie. Ooh, a little birdie. Yeah, yeah.

Edward Snowden leaked it. Julian Assange said like the embassy is like, the Redarcy must be gotten rid off. He's an absolutely sheet. Yeah. This is like his final secret. this will blow the lid off everything yeah yeah so yeah

they've done five test pilots of five women now most these women they're not comedians they're radio shows I think one of them's Jennifer Zampelli yeah yeah yeah people like that then kind of like TV radio personalities yeah Tara Stewart

yeah who aren't like that fucking Vogue Williams probably one of them all no oh you know them all no I don't think it was Vogue Williams because Vogue is I tell you Vogue wanted to put Muslims in concentration camps Did she?

Yeah, yeah. Said they don't concentrate enough. No, James. Oh, look at this card over here. Should have kept this for live show. Hey, I was coming with the zingers on the live show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll talk with the live show in a few minutes.

We'll get to that, yeah. But, um, so basically, it was right after the, um, explosive Arya and the Grande concert. Yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah, yeah. Where that guy, I think he was a Mac Miller fan. No, he, uh, he was a big fan of eye. Harley and when they cancelled that he just lost his mind and went

Sam forever so like he blew up the place and I think he like killed some people yeah he did yeah yeah so then the day after Vol Williams weighs into the argument and she's like look I'm not race or anything but these

these people like they should be put in interment camps yeah yeah and this is like I think it's like her fashion blog or something like that was perfect platform for it this is exactly what you need I don't know why she came out about this yeah and then like people like, that's a bit wrong. I think for like 20

May she argued it on Twitter going like, no, I'm right. And then like, probably like some company to work for like, you can't go after them was. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. They buy all our beauty products. I didn't hear that actually. She's an awful woman. Oh, she is. You can tell. I remember like she was

doing some thing where like she was meeting people of social anxiety and she's interviewing this one. It's like on a TV show. And like the one like she got real bad anxiety. So she always, she never leaves house without a backpack. That's like, it's basically like her, you know, survival kit. And at one point, Boggs is like,

Jesus, really, you bring all that? Basically saying, you're fucking mental or what, like, it's like, clearly you're doing a piece on this woman who has mental health issues, and you're basically there like, look at this dad bitch with her survival kit. You shared a series for a while I was like, Bulg, investigate,

what can investigate? She's not fucking... She's Louie Theroux, hanging out with, like, ultra-Zionists. So she's fucking hanging out with deep throat and, like... sobbing watergate like it's like bullshit like

no she's not a woman like I'm not saying she is a Nazi but she is the kind of woman that would become a Nazi to sell a product like you know if society was leaning Nazi Nazi-ish

she would go down which is even worse to be a Nazi I think just to sell her handbags ever I mean being a Nazi is one thing but a Nazi who lacks conviction yeah that's unforgivable

you know a faux Nazi no you ever see her in tommy tyrant show no oh so she gets all and Tommy doesn't know her because why they fuck Woody why would he yeah yeah yeah I'm just exaggerating yeah yeah yeah yeah your fists are clenched though oh I'm so angry I don't know why she's more beautiful than me yeah I want to be a pretty girl um but anyway like Tommy just like I don't know yet but I'll talk to you anyway you tell her she's this disgusted she's like how could anyone not know about me yeah yeah you're just an old man what do you know yeah you've been on instagram oh god put them with the

ray darcy audience that's like so yeah that was it was a tough room what are we talking about oh yeah yeah yeah i'd go all angry there somebody mentioned a woman in power and brian just so no i'll swing it back i'm saying emma should be the host yeah yeah she's been working she should probably change the name though she's the host like no that's or t's one thing like yeah legally you're Ray Darcy now you have to shave your head and be depressed she should be she's funny I remember if you don't know I'm a door

and look it up but she's a comedian she was pregnant doing stand-up yeah that's the first the first time I saw her yeah she was pregnant if I'm like you know I've got an examiner more I'm like oh I got to do a gig oh no this is hard and she's like lactating on stage she wasn't but no that could have happened

yeah she was crowning during her uncle was she such professional she probably could do that you know the way Ali what's her name Wong Ali Wong she's done two specials pregnant yeah the only way Emma can top that is to actually give birth on stage

on a Netflix special yeah yeah now she says a joke gives birth and the baby does the tag umbilical cord tag she did that she did that Ray Darcy no problem but yeah Ray Darcy's gone

yeah so it was and then they had Michelle Vistage as the other judge well no no there was oh wait sorry So it was four judges. Four judges. Emma Dorn and Barry Murphy

who were both comedians. All good. Michelle Vizaj. A pedophile. A legitimate no satire pedophile. There is no joke here,

I am making legit threats an accusation. What was that guy's name? I think he was a writer for like the Irish Times or something. Oh, well. So that's...

proves my point. That's a hat and a hat. He had glasses. And he only has glasses. Is it a paed Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true. Yeah. I wear glasses, but they're

decorative, no lenses, so I'm just, uh, you're just, what, a decorative paedophile? Decorative pedophile, yeah. I'm just, uh, I really wank in front of them. I don't touch them. I'm just an enthusiast. Yeah, yeah, but, um, oh, yeah, he was awful, like, yeah, he was just sitting out with his arms cross, like, I'm better than

all of these people. And he's definitely one who's like, oh, that one said the word dick. Yeah, harlot. And, Michelle, what I loved about Michelle Vistage. is one I don't like her no and two like so at the start Ray is like

oh you're excited for this and she's like yeah I am I hope the funniest one wins that's it really just no energy yeah because she doesn't need she doesn't think she's better than this like well but arguably she kind of is because she's definitely the most famous person there because she's really big and that

whole like RuPaul's drag race scene in the UK and all yeah I'm looking her up right now she's a singer television host radio DJ television producer media person out. What do you call it? Jack of all trades. Jack of all trades. A master of none. Yeah. With fake tits. Yeah. God, she's been all the RuPaul things. I'm just wondering to have Irish

ancestry talk. She keeps going over to Ireland. Yeah, because RT are fucking stupid enough to give her a platform. You know, but so funny is like R.T. like, she's not even the best out of RuPaul's drag rates. There's other ones there that are better. Yeah. Well, she's not actually a drag queen. I know. No, no. She just plays one on TV. She, but like that thing, she's probably like

the worst out of the bunch. Yeah. And that's the only one they could get like. Oh. Good. I'm looking up her breasts now. Yes. I'm just a very horny episode.

There's a whole Wikipedia paragraph dedicated to her kids. Very thirsty episode. She has sex about men and women. Oh. I was saying here she has something called Horatio's disease. Which led to her. She does impressions of the guy from CSI.

Yeah! there's no cure she's on her deathbed she's all uh she's all like like um miss bazache yeah like a chemo patient like she's all like she's basically skin and bone and she's like after Chernobyl

yeah yeah she does the pressures of David Caruso how sad is it that I know that guy's name yeah that's impressive like I didn't catch us right away like I was like where's he going oh yeah ratio from CSI yeah she had to get her fake tits removed yeah like the girl from Gilligan's Island for all you kids this thing

Killingen's Island Was that an episode? There wasn't an episode Oh it's in real life Yeah wasn't like I thought they were like Because they're stranded on the island Maybe they use their fake tits

As a flotation device To get the safety Well I thought you meant They had to get him cut off And the professor To say coconut It's like okay How am I going to do this?

You put the name in the coconut And cut your kids Oh we're getting too But what we're saying But what we're saying is Emudorne's better than radars Yeah We can say all the sexist

Stuff we want That's basically what we're saying and you know the show happened I know it's a tough the audience were awful yeah they were awful like Justine

who's very Justin Stafford or Stan Stafford Stafford yeah yeah she went on she just mentioned the word she said my whole and the whole you could hear

there was an audible gas of like oh oh my lord people fainting yeah yeah it's like when you know Elvis started dancing

suggestively they're like well I don't understand like they must they got a crowd this kind of proud, like, probably taught, like, gay

Byrne was, like, too much. Yeah, too edgy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like... Basically, Brendan Grace was there, Richard Pryor. That's the best way to describe it. Yeah, Brendan Grace, like, geez, he really tells like it is, doesn't he? Some of those bits now. Speaking truth to power.

Yeah, yeah. He's a prophet. Do you think, yeah, he's like Bill Hicks? Do you think, oh, he's probably killed by CIA? For his comments on the he like did he made commentary on the gulf war dressed as bottler bad jesus now mr bush i don't take it's very good to go out there taking the eye oh oh do not go with natural gas or a bit of turf yeah picture now he's like smoking a cigarette

and he's outside wakel as bottler as they're burning the fucking children alive with flame chores they say it's wrong but uh yeah so this was a bad crowd awful yeah yeah it was um it was kind of like going to like your local sports hall and going like a little like a stand-up competition but just guys you guys yeah yeah basically lads from the town yeah it's just kind of like oh this is like it's not even like the the axe fault no it's just like a really like all the acts like uh god bless him you know michael rice tries

best. No, no, Michael Rice will take Michael Rice is too good for Ray Darcy. He's a very good comedian. I was saying like it would be great if Michael Rice just hit him.

Like did he even do his set. Did he even do his set just like hit and then whipped his dick out. Yeah. Smack him around with like like pistol whipped him with his cock. Ray starts crying. You know.

And he keeps going like just he smacked him around and the audience starts sharing because it reminds of their childhood. Oh, God. Yeah, it was a... Well, yeah, I think that's all we have to say about that. Okay, so... Speaking of live shows.

We did our live show. We did our live show. You like that segment? God, I'm such a professional. That is like great. I know you're practicing it when you're driving up here. For hours. I like hired a whole team of people.

We've been like, we've been up all night. You're just in the mirror just slapping your face. You want to be on X Carson? Yeah, of course you do. Um, so tell them about the life. show. Okay, so we did a live show in the workman's club. When was it? It was like a week ago. A week and a half ago. Yeah. It's all a blur now. It is a blur. Yeah. Well, it was very weird. First of all, it was a small crowd. Very small. Very small crowd. And we get in there. And what really threw me, and I didn't kind of anticipate this. But so we go in and we sat down. Yeah. So we were at eye level with the audience, which I've never been before. I like feeling superior. Yeah. You like to stand up and lower. word over them and just you know but being on eye level with them i couldn't look at them i was i kept looking at you at one point you even go james stop looking at me and look at the audience did i

yeah you actually did oh well just that you were right in the last episode of the podcast i even said like i'm probably going to get snarky when i panic yeah yeah that's exactly what happens that's like did yeah yeah i'm right through my shoe with you yeah yeah yeah yeah you're a little worm yeah remember i took my dick out and started slapping you around i do yeah and you made me call your red dors yeah so basically yeah we did the show. It was, it was, it was, it was good. Yeah. Not as good as we would have hoped, but, well, it wasn't a disaster. Look, during those three people in the front, though, we didn't know who they were. They fucking hated us. I will say

if you're listening to this, okay, so I started a show by introducing what the show was. It was like, it's me and James, we're comedians, we talk about things. We try and talk with news, we always end up talking pedophiles. Yeah. Which is a good kind of like a log line. Yeah, you're britt. It's an elevator pitch. You know, like that. you know if we're trying to sell it to hate to know actually it's like driver macdonald but with more pedophiles yeah yeah yeah that's a lot of pedophiles so like that's how he said and when I mentioned the word

pedophile that one girl looks scared she did one the girls we had a ray darcy audience like one of the girls she looked around as if she was trapped and like she went to leave yeah yeah and we it went all right it went all right James I have to say had a good few zinger I was kind of more the straight man and I was throwing things to you

But like after a while I was like I kind of went quiet for a while I was like oh god now this is just you sort of explaining the plot of 50 Shades and I'm not saying anything Yeah and it's like oh Yeah just to let you know we went to do the 50 Shades of Gray episode

Yeah so basically I mean it got recorded I don't think we're going to release it though Because we'll release a snippet to the bad parts Okay yeah To the fans if you pay $600 in Bitcoin will give you a second of the clip just a second like and it's worth it and it will not be compressed

that cost extra I'm actually laughing just to go back to Shane for a minute I had the same thought as you for a while it's like people say like the podcast doesn't sound great like what's her name Maria? Yeah Maria yeah people are saying it doesn't sound great and I'm like

ah yeah but like I don't want to listen to it yeah that's true I never listen back to it but that's like not a good excuse like you kind of feel like ah yeah but look i don't listen to we either so yeah yeah it's kind of your own fault isn't it you clicked on my face yeah yeah but uh it went well it went all right yeah i think it was a good it was a good kind of you know introduction i think we'll be more prepared for the next one you know we kind of went in thinking we could just sort of half wing it lucy goosey style or whatever but uh no next time we'll be more prepared you know yeah i i kind

wasn't expected to be so hard riffing when you have an audience. Yeah. It's kind of weird. It's, you know, it's like the opposite of stand-up or stand-up if the audience is going to give you energy. Yeah, there was no energy coming from them because they're just kind of, they're listening and they're like, what is this? Nobody really

knew what was going on. But stand-up, we need the crowd. Podcasts, you don't need the crowd. So when you add the crowd, it's kind of a weird mix you're not used to it. That's true. Yeah, it was a totally different energy in the room. Like, I think we thought, oh, we've done plenty of gigs doing stand-up, and we've recorded many episodes so just put it together and it's but it's oil and water you know it's a

different scale yeah it was like doing my first stand-up gig it was it was very i don't know how to do this it was different yeah yeah yeah but i think that's good like you know no no never doing that again so podcast is dead sorry shame yeah yeah you just got the job he lost it the job where we don't pay him uh we'll pay him at some stage okay we'll buy in the house You know the way like those rappers talk about I bought my mama a house Shane's my mama Well gonna buy my house

You're gonna buy my Shane mama Yeah yeah but it's not gonna be a nice house No like the house and money trap I'd never seen that Oh I think it's money trapped Money trap The Tom Hanks one What is that?

Let me look it up real quick I've really brought show to Halt now Yeah Yeah I guess I'll keep it going Yeah This is kind of a good Representation of the live show Yeah

You kind of look something up And I just sit there quietly It's the money pit. The money pit. Oh, yeah, that's another one. It's a Tom Hanks comedy where to buy a house and then like the flowboards don't work. Oh, okay.

Oh, right, right. I get you. Yeah, it's a money pit because they sink all their money into it. Oh, that's clever in it. Oh, good little word play. Oh, that's too clever for Ray Darcy audience now. Like, I don't get it. There's no pit.

Have you heard of this Mr. Rogers movie that Tom Hanks is going to be in? I've heard good things about it, But I've seen the documentary And I kind of like Plus I didn't grow up with Mr. Rogers No, me neither I literally have never watched Mr. Rogers In my life

So I'm just like, What a loser What a pussy Yeah He should be raw dog in bitches You He spent all his whole life teaching children

About deal with their emotions And didn't touch them once Gay If you don't touch kids You're a fag You don't touch kids, you're a fag you know of all like the documentary is great okay there's a great clip in it i'll send you the clip okay where i think it's the day after either bobby or jack got assassinated okay the kennedy

one of them got assassinated and it's a clip down of um um what's the name mr mr robinson rogers mr rogers yeah yeah mr rogers and like um so he plays a character of a of a cat yeah a little cat puppet I think it's a tiger actually yeah yeah and the tiger's going like what does a fascination mean and then the woman who's like playing the nurse server has to go like

well a tiger assassination is when like a political rival kills you for good with good reasons Jesus Christ no it's not like that but she has a real actual proper like it's when the bad man makes a good man die

okay it's a real dictionary definition thumbs it down no no no she doesn't dumb it down Oh, she doesn't. She gives the actual, like... Well, you see, Tiger, there was the Bay of Pigs, and that was an absolute disaster. You're familiar with Cuba, yes?

Yeah. What's Cuba? Shut up. Yeah, and she's like, basically, uh, you piss off the mafia, that's what you get. Hey, they can whack a president. They can whack a union boss. The little Tiger Pupp is like, what?

It's from the Irish man. Yeah, yeah. It doesn't come out for another 40 years. No, she basically said something like, you know, what's an assassination? It's a kid show. Well, an assassination. the act of killing a prominent person

for either political, religious, or monetary reasons. Okay. I feel better now. Yeah. Yeah, but it's an interesting documentary, and it's probably a good movie as well. Yeah, yeah, Tom Hanks. Do you know much about him?

No, Mr. Rogers. I just know that he's considered, like, the, you know, the epitome of, like, wholesome entertainment. He was a really nice guy. There's no skeletons in his closet. He's an absolute... He was a saint, basically, you know? And everyone's kind of like,

Nobody can be this nice. He's got to either be a murderer or a paedophile or a Democrat. Hey, old satire. You like that? Yeah. Papa boy, Papa boy. How we're starting the penis, then? But yeah, so, but no.

The truckers are listening to this. They're like, yes. The truckers driving Route 66 are like, yeah, these guys, no. But yeah, so he was a real wholesome guy. Yeah, people are so cynical now. They're like, oh, he was a nice guy. and they're like, no, he wasn't. There's no way it's a nice guy.

He must have been a murderer. No, Ronan Farrow is just non-stop on the case, trying to find something. I think the biggest dirt they found on him was like, you know, sometimes he'd tell a dirty joke. Okay. You know. Yeah. And that's it. But his idea of dirty joke would be like, something like, like, uh...

Two Polacks walk into a bar. No, it's probably something like real kind of innocent, you know, like, oh, what comes out of a bull? Bull shit. You know, something like that. Oh, yeah, something like that. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. And then they'll be like, what's bullshit?

We were really writing a tangent here. We went from Money Pit to Mr. Rogers and I don't even know how we got here. Yeah, how did we? I have no idea. Well, we were talking about our live show, but I think... Live show, yeah, we set up. We should have got a puppet. Yeah, we should have got a puppet and explained assassinations.

Yeah, well, really, I think next time I'm going to try... More props. Just let the fans know, we're going to try to do a few more live shows after Christmas. Yeah, yeah. 2020's going to be our year, baby. God. Hopefully, if I get a nice placement job, I'll be. able to start planning

out live shows Oh yeah How's that going actually Not good Not before Guinness didn't Yeah they turned you down

Actually I want to talk about the shi about The Agio company Oh yes They're the guys who run Guinness Yeah So if you look up

Guinness controversies Uh One of them was that like apparently Allegedly now Guinness were shaking down certain places

that weren't serving Guinness products Oh really I'm sending a few heavies in To mess up the joint Yeah and they're doing

that kind of typical I had goans. Yeah, like, oh, sure it would be a shame if your, your mother got shot.

Or somebody didn't use a coaster. Yeah, one of those two. Yeah, sure it would be a shame if every single member of your family got killed by us. But, hey,

accidents happen, right? Yeah. I'm just going to look up to things I want to get it right now. They had an anti-drinking campaign a while ago, which some people, taught was a little bit sexist.

Oh, okay. It's, well, it was that don't let women drink because they get too narkey. Wait, I'm just trying to find... That's their anti-drinking, Captain. Yeah, uh, anti-victim blaming. I think they would call it, he's a victim blame. Oh, like if a woman gets drunk,

she deserves what happens to her? No, basically, I'm going to find a picture just to show you. Okay. So, they were trying to do the whole thing, like women shouldn't be drinking too much because they'll probably end up getting raped. Uh, which, you know. try putting that on a poster yeah yeah but basically it said don't let that point for you home

was like i think that was a slogan oh yeah oh yeah so i'm showing james the picture of the ad okay that it had up now it's called who's fought now off there's no this doesn't make one of a guinness i'll say that now it's called the ad says it's the poster now who's following in your footsteps out of control drinking has consequences and it just shows a picture of a girl she's a young girl she's got my scour running she looks a bit kind of she doesn't look good right now she looks like she had a rough night

and her friend or mother is in the door behind her I think it's meant to be the mother but it clearly is clearly a young woman playing the mother possibly younger than the girl in the foreground you know why because that's the agile people because they're such constant

and they're sexist yeah they're sexist to tell you that now makes me vomit okay that's why you refuse to work for them yeah they said you want the job's like no because I care about women I took my dick out okay so the ad now okay

one the girl the victim in this okay yeah is showing a lot of cleavish she is I did notice that but I didn't say it out loud because I loam is sexist oh wait what because you know definitely

the ad guys are like yeah she's a rape victim we gotta make her sexy you gotta see those titties right yeah yeah yeah let's have a bit of fun as well you we work hard we play hard yeah

so it's to stop out of control drinking but it's kind it is definitely like going like, you know... It's like a victim. It's basically like if a girl drinks too much, this is what happens and what you expect. Yeah. It's because you were out of control of drinking. Yeah. I know we can stop this by drinking Guinness.

If you don't want to get raped, drink Guinness. Oh, God. Yeah, it's a fairly bad ad now. Yeah, yeah. God. But yeah, so... I'm glad that we were the moral compass for this. So I didn't get Guinness because I was like, they're morally, they're not good. No.

It's not going to interview Google coming up. Oh, well, they're, hey, they're golden. They are. They're listening to us right now. They are different. Oh, that's the thing. Google actually are.

They actually, Google listen to you more than the people in your life. Yeah. Listen to you. More to my therapist. Google actually take... As soon as your therapist leaves,

he Googles, how do I help this fucking sap? He's fucked. Your therapist is this daydreaming about, you know, killing people. where Google actually listen and they

decide they make choices based on what they hear and decide what products they should tell you so they listen to your therapy sessions and decide which antidepressant is the best for you yeah yeah hey why not and you know what that sounds great

I want to work with them I want to work with a company that fires any employee that mentions the word union yeah that's why I want to work for yeah and it's so funny because we had Google people come to our college and they're like it's so fun we have hammocks and you can choose what you want for breakfast which is like I assumed you could choose like it's like yeah you can have apples or bananas or bull we're crazy Google you know and it's like oh yeah but didn't you do a lot of bad

shut up we've got a hammock just like I just chokes you a banana has some potassium bitch yeah so what will you be doing at Google then oh I don't probably won't get especially now don't say that uh the it's I'm probably I'll end up by to work in a hotel in the bar or in the council. The woman, the placement officer I have, is very big to try and get me work for the council. Oh. Dundalk Council.

Wow. That'd be... Mon the town, Brian. Would you like to work for the council? That'd be fun, won't it? No, it won't? It'll be awful. I'll be one the guy. He'll just stand at the side of the road, leading on a shovel in a high-vis jacket, smoking a cigarette. Cat-calling

women. Yeah. Like, walk past. like they train you how the cat call like no you got to mention the ars and the tits you got to demean them brine okay you're gonna make them feel bad it's called neging yeah yeah is this what's like in the council how is this gonna fix the roads hey why don't you shut up with your little ars okay come on the town imagine you loved it though you quit comedy is like this is my new passion yeah god just verbally abusing women from the side of their own well like just to clarify it wouldn't just be like digging holes for the council yeah like no organizing things yeah yeah yeah yeah so what can the offense with dundalk have supposed it would be like football matches and things yeah they're big into their football in dundalk right i mean orio park a lot probably yeah god that'd be awful it would just with those guys no offense to dundalk people but like you know I don't want to be like

every day like just having to deal with like small disputes yeah you always stuff like that was like he's building something in my garden and the walls leaning over

on my place and stuff like oh okay and then like you know I'm going to kill him it's like oh maybe you shouldn't kill so I put a pipe like he submits an application

and put a pipe bomb in his car and I'm just not paying attention so I just stamp it yeah approved the council says I can kill your dog

oh god all right so diageo then what else did you find out about them that's it really it like i really front i was trying to find i was trying to be like vulg williams an investigative journalist you know i was trying to find out all the dirt actually you know a sad thing it's actually probably it's actually quite a nice company yeah it would have been really nice to work for them i got some they actually did an under underwater bar oh put a bar in a submarine and they brought a few guests down there who'd they bring like Epstein's jet The Lonely Day Express

Clinton and Chris Tucker I love this kid Oh no Yeah it was it It was Epstein Who else Epstein Bill Clinton Prince Andrew

And Martin Morrissey Yeah all down there And the kids are down there They went down with you kids They went up, there was no kids They shot the kids out like missiles Kids are we going to be going down to

you better believe it, baby, hey! What else do they find out? They actually funded a movie in South Africa. Oh. Yeah. It's an action movie.

What apartheid? No, no, no. Yeah. Well, they actually probably are pro apartheid. Probably, yeah. No reason to say that. Just if you go to the Guinness

storehouse. Well, do you ever notice that the, you know, pint of Guinness is all black except for the white cream at the top? They just noticed, yeah, pint of Guinness, okay.

The white, there's the top. Yeah. The minority, the small amount of white people are at the top. No, the black people are all at the bottom, full of bubbles. Oh, what are we talking about? Yeah. There's racist there. Guinness are racist. Yeah. That's what we're saying. But yeah, they funded a movie in South Africa as an action movie and I think lots of scenes of the guy, like, drank the point in Guinness, then punching someone. Okay. You know. Be to get here in my town.

You're going to have these guis. I'm going to fucking shove it up your ass. Yeah. Let's see, what, we're doing well for time now. Are we? This has been a phone. We're at 40 minutes now. Oh, wow.

So I want to talk about two movie traders with you. Okay. Okay. I'm ready. So, I want to talk about the Ghostbusters movie. Oh, with Paul Rudd. And the Wonder Woman movie. So which you want first?

Let's go ladies first. Wonder Woman. Oh, well, ironically, ladies first. It was the Ghostbusters movie. It was Ladies in it. Oh, no, I thought you talked about the. new one with Paul Rudd. That's what I mean. Like, yeah, yeah. But they actually, in the

trailer even go, like, doesn't mean a ghost site in 30 years. Ah. In the trailer, just so you know, like, those women doesn't exist. Okay. So just like put that out of your mind kind of thing. So let me find Wonder Woman there. And have you seen the trailer for new Wonder Woman? No, I have not. And I haven't seen the Ghostbusters one either. Okay, well, disagree. I don't

watch anything just in case you want to talk about it on a podcast. So I just sit in a room by myself between, like, I will record next week. I'll go home and sit in the room quietly, just not. I'm just picturing you just slowly rocking back and forth.

Oh, I can't wait for the podcast next week. Yeah. And your cares are like Brian dying, like, who killed them? Was it awful? I know it. Wait, let me just look up to Wonder Woman. So Wonder Woman came out a few years ago,

the first one. Yeah. Directed by Patty Jenkins starring Gail Godot. It got a lot got a good response from people from people who were Wonder Woman fans I'll say that okay I didn't watch the movie myself I watched a few minutes of it

on a plane and I was not in the right mood for it I'll say that Fair enough Plus I heard someone I need to watch the full movie actually the first Wonder Woman movie because I hear it had some weird

politics in it Oh kind of like gender politics No I mean kind of like kind of real pro war Oh really The set in World War I think they have I forget the prime minister who was like

wanted peace well he's betrayed a real like weak like oh maybe we shouldn't go to war yeah and especially because

it's World War I so it's not like they're like the Germans are like real villains yeah like World War II

you can have one or one punching Nazis and we're like ah yeah they're Nazis yeah World War one's like

oh they were there's not a lot of interest in it like it's never really yeah people don't care it's like sexy also the Germans

were kind of like right not right but they had oh wow no no in World War one I mean because it was more just like

they were being treated badly they felt like they were being treated badly by the rest of Europe if I believe right and then it kind of went bad from there so they're not like as evil Nazis would be so much simpler yeah okay plus like the whole

angle that Gail Godot was Israeli woman oh right yeah yeah yeah yeah band in a lot of countries oh shit okay because if she was actually in the ID is it IDF or VFD one of them's a serious unfortunately And an Israeli like

kind of like not militia group but like a military Israeli military thing wasn't it? Well if you're in Israel you have to do military service

Okay right Yeah the Israeli Defence Force That's okay The Israeli Defence Force VDF is what Count Olaf is in in a series of fortune events They're different things Okay

Yeah So yeah she was part of the Israeli defence forces Which everyone Every Israeli has to join Okay That's why you're so hot in Israel Oh

because they're, you know. Because all the girls like, when they're like 16, they have to join the armies are training and start working out. Oh, I see. They're swimming around in little dresses. Jesus Christ.

We need to fight those Palestinians, baby. But Emma Doran should take over right there, see, so we're not sexist. Okay, so like that's why very fit people in Israel. Right, okay. So she was in the war during a war in Lebanon where like thousand people

thousand Lebanese people were killed and like 100 Israeli people because there's a huge difference so the thing is like the funny thing is Gail Godot is probably responsible for a debt of children

oh like she probably killed a few children in Lebanon and she's still not as bad as other people in Hollywood like she didn't fuck them or anything that we know of yeah but like it is like Gil Godot is actually

if you're into that sort of thing like she is kind of like you know she's like in the army she still give you a lawyer she smokes she works out every day she's like a miss miss israel or something like she's like she's not very I want to see she's a bad actress

but like she could only play Wonder Woman okay like she couldn't play like if they were making a historical movie about like Harriet Tubman yeah that's what I mean she couldn't play Harry Tubman she's a bad actress yeah she's not Julia Roberts yeah only Julia Roberts should be able to play Harry Tubman that's my two cents

so this is the trailer for Wonder Woman, 1984, is what it's called. All right. And it's, because it's period piece, it's 70, 80s. So, I'm just playing the movie. For anyone listening at home, I'm playing the trailer now. Yeah, but there's no sound. Yeah, well, you don't need this.

I'll tell you, the whole time you're playing the, How does it feel? New Order. Treat me like you do. Yeah, yeah, they're playing that sound. Okay. So we know it's the 80s. Yeah.

Now. Ian Curtis has hanged himself. It's the 80s, man. Woman is murdering children kicking us so it's 1984

yes queen and they've got Kristen Wigan this and she's gonna play cheetah cheetah is a villain okay yeah

see I don't know anything about like no superhero stuff okay no just it's very 80s in this yeah

you see there have gone full stranger things yeah where it's in the mall I think it's even looks at same mall

and there's Wonder Woman there oh yeah now that's Pedro Pascal okay

now can you tell who he's meant to be a parody of? Donald Trump? Yes, with the hair The hair and the fake time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So think about that. You fucking Republican bitches. Yeah, Wonder Woman's going to beat up Donald Trump and there's nothing you can do about it. That's right. The Trump character has been played by a Mexican. Oh, whoa. He means sweeter. Yeah, yeah. Salt in the wounds, baby. Yeah. Yeah, I like it. This is going to be the reason Trump loses in 2020.

he's going to be impeached because of the Wonder Woman sequel I just seen it who is that Beano playing me I refuse to have it because I guarantee the movie's going to be real on the nose like he's like I'm going to knock down that school and build a tower yeah

a sex tower because I love business yeah I'm gonna oh and the orphans are like the crying's like yeah oh yeah I love orphan tears and putting my name on things there's no better look than orphan tears just ask my daughter

hell yeah he's probably going to have a joke with that like you're even Wonder Woman you're even sexier than my daughter and he grabs Wonder Woman's pussy but imagine if like Trump saw it and he was like you know what they're right I am a bad man

I quit and it does like the bixing the Nixon like the sign I am not a crook but he'll do it like that but I'm a bad man and he flies away So we're back Watching Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman, yes Is Gail Gaudot? Is it Gail or Gail? Maybe it's Gail. Gail Gaudot. Gail Gaudot. Dame. Yeah.

Crazy Dame Gadeau. And that's Steve Tremor played by Chris. Steve Trevor, I think, yeah, played by Chris Pine there. Oh. He's the, he's bit on the side. Yeah.

You know, he's basically the Bond girl in these films. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. Where she's the one going like, hey, why don't you take off that shirt and do a little dance for me sweet.

shake that ass I don't want to you show up you show you it yeah look at Captain Kirk over here take him off

I want to see it I hear you're sure or another girl be me up scatty it's just like yeah he grabs Chris Pines she grabs Chris Pines

pussy so there like now you can see it's the 80s everything's gone bad then the Wonder Woman's got saved the day and there you look

he's very trumpish he's very trumpish yeah now what's funny is one I like to do is I watch these kind of dumb action superhero movie trailers and then I watch the reaction videos and those are very fun to watch

because people are way too hyped for it Oh right They're like oh shit Like their react as if Gilgado was actually just jumped off a truck and punched them on the face How'd she do that? Yeah yeah they're like even the most minor things

that even the director probably was like This is just a scene, it's not much to be impressed with it Oh my God Americans man they're so fucking in like, oh, that's awesome. Whoa. And not to get like fully racist here, but like the best black guys reacting

to like superhero movies is great. Yeah. It's great. Like, they stand up a lot. Yeah, it's true. It's very like live at the Apollo in the 90s kind of thing. Yeah. Well, that's seen because they're not repressed, like white ease. Yeah. Yeah. So they like, if they see Captain America Troy Shield

they're fucking like. They're going to start wild and out. They're basically a leapfrogging each other and like, you know, like, you know, they're just their break dancing. You get into a high fight. Oh, my God.

They're like, woo! You know, like, they're loving it. We're like, there's a, there's a little reaction people I watch. It's just a whitey, a stuffed shirt with a monocle going, where, oh, it's kind of like that. There's a British family. I forget their call.

It's like a dad and his very attractive door. And how old is she? Let's not, let's not look it up. Old. It's like, Strodeckers. pussy. You don't look it up. She could be 18?

No, she could not be. Schrodinger's pussy. Oh, that's beautiful. Well done, James. I know. I'm going to drive home happy now. Wait to tell my mother this. Yeah, Mom, Schrodinger's pussy. James, I having her review in three weeks. I thought you were dead. Yeah. I'm living it, baby.

But they do reaction videos as well. Okay. A lot of times, just like, oh, we're going to watch a video now and the door clearly isn't there. Okay. And then they'll like, let's say Wonder Woman. They watch the woman like, there she goes. Hmm, that's like quite good.

Hmm. Yes. Wonderful effects. I would say that film is wonderful. Because it's Wonder Woman. Anyway, that's the end there. Please like and subscribe. Stop sending messages to my daughter saying,

show me your feet. From the handle, Schroding is Pussy 69. We are not sending you any pictures. You cannot see my daughter's feet. Those are my feet. they belong to me I made him

and I brought him into this world and I'll take him out Oh god That's what Dan Schneider used to do He used to openly asked for girls to send pictures Of their foot Well if you're the head of

Nickelodeon Yeah that's cute Well we may do it Dan Schneider episodes on stage Back to the trailer So she's kicking ass Yeah look she's got her magic whip

Oh yes And you can see like she's doing all the stuff And Steve Tremors little like bitch Oh no help me Wonder Woman Help me Wonder Woman Like he's tired up and his clothes are falling off. Yeah, yeah.

His clothes have rotted. But instead of titty cleavage, you just see, like, there's a slit in his trousers, you see a bit of bald sack. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the women in the eyes like, oh, look, she's riding the lighting there,

literally. Ride the lightning, metallic style. And now she's got her golden suit. Oh, yeah. Yeah, wow. Just looks like generic superhero, shite, like, you know. Well, I think it's good that a woman

is allowed being a film. Well, yeah, sure, that's great. It's the first time this has ever happened. Before Wonder Woman, it was kind of in Shakespeare plays, it was teenage boys Oh really? Teenage boys would play To play girls, but that was Hollywood until like 2016

Yeah, you know, name a film that came out Before 2016 Any film? Any film, it thought. That had a woman in it. That had a woman in it? Yeah, yeah. You can't.

Oh no, I was a woman played by Robin Williams So yeah, you're right, you got me. Yeah, yeah, that's what I meant like, every woman literally can't they don't every woman was just a man

no women exist they're not crazy women didn't exist that's just Samuel L Jackson no no no that was Robb Williams

he was very fond of doing like the black guy boys when he was riffing you wouldn't catch us doing that no we would catch me doing but like

yeah yeah that's the thing like this women weren't really allowed you even see like the Golden Globes nomination yeah no women directors oh really yeah okay but you can tell because they voted um

forget the name is the director of parasite but he's did you ever see parasite no it's a film that came out this year very good it might win best foreign film okay right foreign film yeah yeah but they have them as they list them as best director not best foreign director

but I don't think that's a category hoping that's no yeah well no there is there definitely is best foreign film or something but there's not best foreign director I don't know I think it's the best so they vote so it's all white guys from america and then him okay i think in the board like should that counts to the woman but yeah people are kicking up arms with golden globes not okay don't worry rickie's going to go in there and oh satirize a lot yeah so that's basically

the golden globes are like yeah we're not going to vote we're not going to nominate any blacks or women's or mexicans or anything like that but rickie will mention it so it's okay So why think about that Wonder One movie? Yeah, no, not at all. Not into superhero movies in the slightest. Would you like if I watched the first one, described it to you? Sure, I guess. I mean, that requires no effort on my part, so if you want.

Requires effort for me. Yeah, exactly, yeah. And it's the excuse for me to watch Wonder Woman then. Yeah, it's for the podcast. And my mother's like, why are you naked? She catches you with, like, Beastiality porn. It's for the podcast. Yeah.

I'm making notes. You dig up your dead dog and make a film with it. all right so what's this next on then this is ghost busters it's called ghostbusters after life is that the stranger things kid yeah yeah so it's interesting now the wonder woman was going one woman trailer was going for 80s vibe

yeah and this they've got fucking the kid from the 80s show it all comes back yeah yeah people love 80s and so you haven't seen this no so it's directed by uh Ivan rightman's son Jason rightman yeah yeah

now Jason rightman's very good yeah he's done some very good yeah he's done some very good stuff. Do you see up in the air? Yes. Yeah. That broke my heart. Great film. That was very, I surprised how good it was. It was very good, yeah. I just threw it on because I was like, I need something dumb to watch, and I got invest in it.

Thank you for smoking. Was that him as well? Was that Jason Wrightman? He's done a few good film. He did that show the movie The Frontrunner. I haven't seen that. That was a Hugh Jackman one. No, I haven't seen that. It was about a politician he gets caught in the affair. Bill Burroughs was in a plane a guy from Boston. Oh, cool. He yells. Yeah.

Well, you're banging some broad, some gold-diggered horse. He's a great man. He can know what he wants. That wasn't in the script. I just loved how he could riff. But, funny enough, every time he rift, he'd say the exact same thing. Gold-dick-and-hors! Like, when he was in the Wonder Woman movie,

like, Bill Burroughs supposed to be in the new Wonder-Wong movie. I was just like, we got this gold-dick-and-hoff. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. breaking bad he's like I'm cooking mess

good don't let your whore wife get any money the hooah okay could we cut please because he's doing it again yeah bitch

it was funny sorry go on it was funny at first but now the woman who plays Skyler is legit scared I talked over your Jesse impression there

yeah it's okay that's okay we'll sneak in another stage yeah yeah yeah let's see what time were at actually What are we? Probably getting close to the... Oh, geez, we're at 56. Oh, wow.

We'll talk about this and then we'll... We'll end it, yeah. We'll call it a successful episode. Yeah. So, this is Ghostbusters Afterlife. It's meant to be the third film in the original continuity. And we're not, because they're not counting the one with the all-female cast. They make a point of it saying, like, this is the first ghost sighting 30 years and...

Melissa McCarty's dead. Anyone who says anything else? as a lib-torn cook. Yeah, yeah. And praise myel. Yeah. So we, I think we try to watch that Ghostbusters film together. In my gaff, yeah, I know, so we got like 10 minutes in.

We weren't in a good news. No, I was just like, oh, let's watch something else. So this is it now. So you got Finn Wolfhardt who, the amount of women on Twitter who are like, oh, he's underage, but oh, boy. Really? It's nonstop. Wow. It's a stage where he's like, please stop.

please stop asking me for feet pictures Jesus Christ What they're sending them clit picks are they Oh yeah the amount of like actual like well-known celebrities Have been caught and they're like oh Hey Shut up Yeah

If I want to sexually harass a teenage boy I should be allowed I listen to Lizzo So okay So basically the plot is They're moving away from the city It's very stranger thing So it's like

This kid they have to go to a town And weird things are happening yeah okay and they're like oh who's the mom there she looks familiar I don't she kind of has like a header graeme look but she's not and see that little there's a okay so he's the teacher

that's Paul Rudd yeah yeah it's like you found this yeah and he's like this is a cool replica and they're like replica and they're like how do you don't know about the Ghostbusters because he's a fan oh but because

but they really they're real people yeah yeah because look they're watching YouTube footage of the original oh wow that's cool yeah and then they're like oh your granddad used to live here and they're going through the granddad stuff oh and guess who the granddad is harold ramus yeah yeah and he's dead the dead one yeah yeah so that all that stuff is like i like that so um just some little girl here i think she's meant to be the grand daughter daughter of harold ramus right okay so they actually play harold ramis's

dialogue from the first movie oh really over it yeah yeah which uh I won't make it until 2019. I think he says that in the film. And what's interesting is it don't play the Ghostbusters music at all. Oh, cool. So yeah, they've kind of unleashed something crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is very strange things.

The teacher has to help him. The teacher has to help him. And then they're like in the truck and like, you know. But you know, Stranger Things was obviously, you know, kind of heavily influenced by Ghostbusters. That's why it's almost like a snake eating its own tail until it dies. until Harold

Harald Ramos dies Yeah yeah It's like crossing the streams It's just gone too far And are the old Ghostbusters Are they all making a cameo in it? Yeah they're all making a cameo They're not in the

That's why I'm very impressed With the trailer I don't not gonna probably watch it I don't care about Ghostbusters really But you know I loved Ghostbusters as a kid Yeah the originals But I'm not even going like

I watched the animated series I actually watched it Yeah it was bad Apparently is a reference The animated series in the trailer I didn't get But like I'm not really

like, I'm not like, again, their action videos is people are crying. I'm not joking like this. I was going to end it all before I saw this Ghostbusters trailer. There's literally a guy with like a noose and he's like but he slips in a way

what? And those black guys, they see the what's it called the Ecto one? Oh yeah. And they just start fucking each other like there. There ain't nothing wrong with a little bomb and cry.

I mean like they see they just start ripping the shirts off and start dancing. of course I'm like I wish I could dance but yeah so that's the movie didn't they didn't show any of the original cast

even though they're in it probably not for long probably like a cameo they got Weaver they got Akroyd is going to be selling vodka the whole time yeah and talking about aliens yeah he's mental man

he is like way into all that stuff it's like I have had several encounters with like extra stress through your life he talks like he's on cocaine all the time you see he's got asperger's or something like he's like on the spectrum like that's what happens when you have genius level intellect intellect i can't say it yeah okay genius level intellect yeah osbergers aspergers aspergers asperger's and just 40 30 years of cocaine yeah well he's definitely

well those old s and l guys are notorious for their heavy drinking they were like always getting into bar fights like Dan acroids like a biker he hangs out with like in biker gangs yeah they were men They were proper men, yeah. Well, we're all cook beta cucks now, you know? Like, you know what I'm sitting? I'm sitting on the bed right now all with dangling my feet. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're really. You look like Scarlet O'Hara right now?

You like that reference, kids? Yeah, sure you do. Do you like that as much of my Gilligan's Island reference. The kids are just like, oh, those black guys are listening to this to be reacting. Ah, oh, Jesus, all right, we should probably wrap it up. Yeah, yeah, but that's the end of the episode. It's been, it's been fun to be back. It's good to be back.

Once again, big shout out to Shane. Thank you, Shane. And actually, big shout out to everyone who came to the show. It was fun. Yeah. It wasn't what we're expecting. I was expecting, like, you know, live aid. But instead, we just caught AIDS live.

Yeah. Yeah, big thank you to everyone who came out. And thank you to B-side comedy for having us on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thanks to everyone who came out. And it was really nice. And shout out to Garret and... Garrette Lyons and I Don't Know Her podcast.

Yeah, I don't know her podcast. Listen, that's actually two. I don't know her a podcast. Oh, really? Yeah, there's one, an Irish one. The other one, they're like white supremacist, I think. Oh, okay. I think they're, yeah, I think they're pitiful.

No, they're probably nice. They're probably nice, yeah. But the Irish, I don't know her is the... He sure it's on a podcast by Prince Andrew. Hey, oh, oh, got that in about a month too late, but... Well, hopefully it'll strike again. We can only hope. Figures cross.

It's funny, like, that's Prince... we'll end in the second like that's Prince Andrew's whole thing he's like that interview went so well I can probably do it again he's ringing up Geoffie like Jeffie where oh yeah this is the third voice man

I've left you this week oh boy yeah okay that's the end of the show okay thanks for listening Bye