Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 54 : The Crown Season 3

Episode Date: January 14, 2020

Brian watches the Crown and James wants Brian to stop talking about the Crown.

all right so this is the crown episode yeah yeah you're a big fan of the crown i'm a big fan in the crown uh second season i got a little bit bored of but this third season's great because what to do is uh every um two years they have a new cast yeah so before we had olivia coleman no no before we had clear foie and matt smit okay playing the uh the uh the coolest couple since uh bonnie client you know like that uh playing queen elizabeth and prince philip yeah so they were that for the first two seasons and now we've got uh olivia coleman and tobias mackenzie okay both very good i really like olivia coleman's great in it which is kind of like and in fairness to her like the whole point of the queen character is that like she's very proper yeah proper like so she's

not crying she's not like sophie and peep show she's not like getting sick doing MD in the jacks yeah yeah her brother's not sucking off superhounds no there's none of that good stuff in it

so it's kind of like you kind of wish she had some scenes where she'd like flip out and get angry but you're like that's the whole point she doesn't

she's very she keeps her shit on the GL she's been raised to be the queen since she was like two yeah

or something like that like so like all her training is basically like how to be the queen she knows nothing else yeah

yeah so you know haven't seen any of the crime no i haven't seen any of the crime no okay so the way they work is like new cast every two seasons yeah and every season's basically a decade okay so what decade is this this is us entering to swing in 70s oh oh they play a bit of bowie in one episode and like whoa i know what year it is yeah you know which is cool because it starts off in the 50 so it starts off like the 50s and it's the king um jared harris okay yeah and he's pissing blood that's the very first shot of the show oh really

It's in piss and blood. Gross. Yeah, it's like a Farley Burr's movie. Queen comes to the door. He's got jizz on his hanging from his hair. Is that some hair gel? No, like the queen, the princess at the time is knocking door. Like, what's going in there?

He's like, oh, I'm nodding. And he's like, pissing blood and shitting himself. Jesus, he's played by Jeff Daniels. He's like, whoa. I'm just brushing my teeth. Flush, you bastard. And he comes in with jizzle, he comes out with jizz on his hands. Then, like, his daughter, like, rubs her hair.

you get the job. Oh, I get it. I'm going to see. We know 90s comedy. Okay. So it starts off with him, and then the first few episodes is him, like, getting his health deteriorating. Okay. He gets sicker and sicker.

And then Queen Elizabeth's take over. Right. Yeah. Yeah. And then, like, she has to deal with stuff. Like, the fact, I told me before, she's been raised to be the queen. Never even taught her, like, anything else, like. She doesn't know what numbers are.

Really? Well, she knows numbers. I'm exaggerating a little bit She knows as a spell Yeah, yeah, yeah But she doesn't know much Of the outside world I'm assuming

Like a lot of times She has a visor coming in Like we need to do this with Egypt And it's like Egypt, what's that? You know, like Shouldn't talk with that either But like, you know

What's scat me don't need And they're like We shouldn't ever talk So like the first two seasons That we kind of like Get to know the characters The Royal Family Um

So, you know, we got like Princess, what's her name, the sister, Margaret, and Lord Mountbatten. Oh, he's in it. And God, Lord of Muntbatten, every time you see him, we're like, oh, we're going to get to the IRA.

Yeah. Yeah, I can't wait. That's going to be, probably only like the first episode of season four. Them dealing with the Ra. I think, because it's weird. It's been three seasons, okay, going through the 50s, 60s and 70s.

We've had like one mention of Ireland. Really? Yeah, one. mention a scene where they go to the north and they're all waving going, we love you and then they leave. Okay. You're like, wait a minute. Wasn't there more to it to just, uh, or maybe

I'm wrong, I don't know. I don't know history very well. Yeah, yeah. I guess you just, Irish people just loved England. The end. Which weird, this new season, there's two episodes about Wales. Really? Yeah. Is it like a Gavin and Stacey crossover? Did I make that joke

the last time? No, you didn't know. Yeah, like the queen meets this Rob Brydon Weils We'll come to Wales pit Oh that's not even a very good I can't do Welsh Yeah it's a difficult one now

Well that episode's about fucking Prince Charles He's going to learn Welsh Because he's a Prince of Wales Oh yeah And he's like It's a bloody difficult language You're like shut up

Or I'll get Andrew after you Randy Andy Actually we do see Andrew one stage He's only like four or something like that Like he's walking around You're like oh He's going to grow up

become something he's gonna grow up to go to pizza express and definitely not rape anyone and he can't sweat yeah which is funny because like they interviewed the woman who like um so what they did is they interviewed the woman who was accusing him a rape yeah they interviewed her first yeah and then played her interview afterwards and her interview she's like oh he was sweating all over me yeah yeah oh maybe he's innocent then yeah oh look it's right did you can't trust them. Yeah. So, yeah, it is weird.

There's no mention of Ireland. Do you have a tradition of like, they have a president show up? Okay. So last year, we got very weird choice now. Dexter played JFK. Oh, right. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, he kind of has that classic American vibe. I didn't buy it. I think, you know what? I think he was trying too hard to be JFK. just talk normal yeah yeah you know it's like you know frank langella in nixon yeah yeah in the frost yeah he wasn't doing a full-on like like you know doing the mannerisms and all that like he's just kind of you're like okay yeah i'm buying this like um dexter was trying i don't was real name yeah i don't

anthony michael c3pio or something like yeah anthony daniel's uh C3PO yeah okay okay dexter yeah yeah he was trying to do that basically a mayor couldn't be impression and it wasn't great now. And this season we got Clancy Brown of all people

playing Lyndon B. Johnson. Oh, okay. And another thing because season one, okay, we'll get to season three in seconds. Season one was great

because we had all the Winston Churchill stuff. Yeah. And Winston Churchill was such a great character like you have anyone play it. It was John Lithgow.

John Lithgow. Yeah, great actor. Yeah, and we actually get... He was also in Dexter. Whoa. Oh, he was.

Yeah. What was his... He was like a serial killer or something that Dexter was trying to get... It's like Trinity or something like that one. Yeah, I don't know. I never liked that show. I thought it was kind of stupid.

I didn't like it either. You know what I didn't like about it? It was, they gave a serial killer like morals. Yeah. He only kills bad. People, I was like, that's lame. Didn't he end up banging his sister in it? Oh, I might watch it now.

I take back what I said about it being lame. Oh, he was him getting to the whole JFK thing. Oh, yeah. Ash, not with a condofeo for you. Just shock my dick. Yeah. Imagine if he did all nine seasons of Dexter in JFK voice. just like but he's just like yeah he's from miami that's just how he talks yeah yeah so he

wasn't great but what was the same so he had john lickow okay and he was in the first season and he had like a small cameo in second season he actually has a cameo in this season okay and he's only after to come back oh okay right right so it's nice he gets to him interact with Olivia Coleman yeah and it's like oh he's interacting with two queens it's like doctor who with two doctors yeah so we're just going to jump straight into season three okay okay so the um first episode is called olding right okay set in 1964 and it's just the election of the new harold wilson right yeah yeah okay big fan are you i know nothing of harold wilson he was a lefty he was a prime minister wasn't yeah yeah yeah he's a lefty now he's real big into workers rights and all

right okay yeah he was a troublemaker labor party yeah yeah and he kind of sold himself as being like i'm working man yeah like that even though as you find out later on he's not really working man you know he like he puts on like he even has like he admits it like you know i smoke a um i smoke fags of cigar stuff like that because it makes me seem more like about yeah yeah yeah yeah i do the whole like the whole thing like i i like to put my sleeves up so it looks like being working even though i'm just a just a guy who like works in offices and stuff like that pencil pusher yeah a little pencil pusher okay so um um so he's being elected and he's like he's in his background okay listen this he's been a repubour

Republican and in England that means he's against the royal family. Oh. Yeah. So Prince Philip doesn't like this. He's like, oh, he's trying and get rid of us. Yeah. And the Queen's like, oh, I'm sure he'd be okay. The other bit of news, Prince Philip heard, is that he went to, he used to have communist leanings. Oh, and he hung out in Russia. Oh. This is real. That's a red flag. There was a

rumor throughout his whole time as Prime Minister that he was actually a Russian spy. Oh shit, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like the whole time, like, that was like, same way that like these days, people were like, oh, Trump works a Putin. Yeah. That was like, it was like the kind of easy joke to make.

Right. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. So Prince, uh, Philip is talking about all this and the queen's like, oh, it's ridiculous. But in the back of her head, she's like, oh, hope he's not Russian spy, you know? That'd be a bad buzz.

Okay. Yeah. So then she talks to the, I forget the title, but he basically like the, the royal, uh, art discoverer. Okay. Art advisor. Art advisor. Anthony Blunt, okay.

And he's basically, what a cushy job. he basically, like, picks what art's going to hang in the palace. Oh. Because apparently they're rotated. They just change it up? Yeah. Oh, I didn't know it. I think they've got so much art.

Jesus. They put, like, 5% up at one stage and the rest in, like, some castle. Oh. Yeah. And they're like, okay, let's just change around. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And one guy just changed, like, is in charge of that. Huh.

And she's talking to him, the queen's talking with him about, like, you know, do you think these Russian spies are, you know, he's like, yeah, I've heard it as well. She's like, oh, no. This guy hangs up paintings. He knows what's going on. Yeah, yeah. And I will say this is the first This isn't a great episode in terms of quality

Because a lot of like scenes There's like kind of comedy And a lot of like really over the top Like you know like She's looking at Like a Russian flag And looking at her picture Harold Wilson Like

Hmm And then she looks So like that's going on all right And she's trying to get a hang of like What she thinks of this new prime minister And, like, all the other prime ministers are like, oh, you're a majesty. And he's like, oh, what, then? What are you?

What are you? Yeah, okay. He doesn't like. Oh, I love? Yeah, yeah. Nice legs. What time they open? I'm just one of the legends, in it.

Come on, love. Have a laugh. You slaps her arms. Have a logger. Yeah, man. And the queen's like, well, I never. And then she starts dancing with him. He's a man of people, you know.

Yeah. He's a labor party. That's what they're all like, you know. A bunch of hip. smoking their doobies. So then she gets a phone call from Churchill. He's on the way out.

He's dying like. So we get one final scene of her interacting with Churchill and she's like, oh, you've got us through the war. I'm just an old man. He's not, he's talking.

I'm just an old man. Just an old chuck of coal. I don't die of shudding. These labour scumbags, he got to get them up. He's not happy with labour. he doesn't like yeah yeah and then she's like oh you know she starts talking about like how great and like because she she was he was his uh her first prime minister right yeah okay so it's almost like she lost

her virginity oh he popped her cherry yeah her queen cherry her queen cherry god i like to sound i still would watch she 90 now and she's dead i still yeah but there was a little just to divert remember like last week there was like that thing the queen is dead people were like it was like a but it came out the same day as that Prince Andrew accuser did her news night interview which I bet you Prince Andrew's like please die please distract this from this lion bitch

I've got a cunning idea it was a wacky scheme by Prince Andrew to kill his mother yeah well you know what's so funny is like so the rumor was that she died and someone came out and was like no I can assure you she's not dead can we see her no They just prop her up with strings, weekend of Bernie's.

Oh, they could actually really could now. Like, what they could do is, like, she could just... CGI. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. They could make her young now. They could, yeah. She'd come out, I'm feeling better than ever.

You know, it's just the Queen's Speech. She was like, 25 years old. Let me hit you up, blood, with the Queen's speech. Yeah, get me. She's got Indrisus Elba's body. She starts talking about Sky Television at one point. Oh, I thought it'd be funny to have, like, the Idris Elba challenge. we got a break into a family's house

and tell them about Sky they're like you can get Sky and Sky Cinema and they're like why are you covered in blood Please get out I love Sky It's Christmas

The one's by Murdoch Oh Jesus So anyway Back to this So this is a nice little scene So she's telling them about how great You know you wore And like how like you know

You were my first prime minister And yeah You know you were so kind to me So like that Then it turns like just falling asleep Oh You know like that like you know and she kisses them on the head okay and then the next scene is like they're at dinner

table and they're all like eating big peasants and stuff like yeah yeah yeah and they're like oh i hear it's poverty in britain now you know then they get the phone call churchill's dead oh then the show like his funeral which apparently was the biggest day of funeral for like a non-royal in history of britain like oh yeah yeah oh prince andrian won't get that no he won't throw him in a head ditch on the a one put with a shoebox flush another toilet Yeah It won't fit

So we have What I didn't like about this Is so we have the funeral Of Churchill Yeah This should be like A big thing But it's almost like

That's the B plot For because like Then she's at the funeral And she sees Harold Wilson Talking to the Russian ambassadors Oh She's like

Oh no Really like a sitcom Where she's putting her ear up Against a door Oh my God really And then like She hears like Wilson being like

I sure love working with those Russians and then she's like oh but he's talking about white Russians the drink that's not actually happens no no that that is what happened it's something like that's what I'm going to remember about yeah yeah and then we see um Washington

DC and the head like the FBI is getting a phone call like what's this there's a KGB mole and high up in the English government oh my word and we're like oh I know who it is yeah it's Harold Wilson because that's what the show told me

and it definitely would They wouldn't pull me... They're not going... Definitely wouldn't be a twist. No, no. Okay. They wouldn't pull the rogue from under me, you know? So then we have this kind of funny scene where he, like,

the head of the FBI calls the head of MI5. It's like, I got to tell you who the spy is. It's like, who is it? We don't hear it, okay? Oh, I can't believe it. It is that person. Yeah, yeah. Of all the people, it's that person.

Who would have suspected it? But anyway. So then, like, um, head of the MI5, okay goes to the queen and he's like I'm sure you've heard who the mole is and she's like yes I have and like I was shocked I was even more shocked that a little conversation yeah yeah and she's like

I can't believe it's Harold and he's like say what sister you crazy yeah it's not Harold and she's like oh well who could it be next scene the guy who does the paintings

oh no he's talking about a certain paintings like you see here you can tell that the artist was hiding something the man wears a mask in the painting as we are all wearing masks in real life as he's saying that like the bobby's come in

that's plagiarizing the mask the Jim Carrey movie oh yeah we all wear masks metaphorically speaking I'm sure um yeah the writers of the crown were heavily influenced by the mask well there is that bit where the dog wears a mask one of the queen's corgis gets the mask and starts like pissing on people

Okay, so the Bobby's come in for the art guy Yeah, they come in and they arrest him Okay, but listen to this, okay The head of MI5 is like, this is real now The rest of it was kind of joking a little bit He was like, listen He made his way all the way into working in the palace And that kind of makes us look bad

Okay So if you could just like Not fire him Right And just like wait a few years until he retires Like just bows out himself And then we can arrest him Okay

That'd be great because we kind of look bad Yeah, yeah. And the queen doesn't like it. Eventually, she's like, oh, I suppose it, we gotta, like, protect the image of our intelligence services. Yeah. And it's a kind of royal embarrassment.

Because if it could come out with, like, you know, oh, if he's in the palace and he's a Russian spy. Who else could make compromise? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So she has to... Doesn't look good. So she has to give a fucking speech about him at his party. Oh, I'm saying he's a great man.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and she's like, oh, she's livid, okay. And Prince Philip is like, oh, oh, why did you? do that you fucking cow no it's like one of these days elizabeth one of these days no he's kind of like oh how could you do this like i hate the man i'll tell you what i won't talk to him at least all right sure yeah but then the anthony blunt the royal artiviser kind of comes over to philip and he's like yeah you know i guess we've all hiding something philip's like what do you mean he's like i've got the pictures oh yeah yeah and what

pictures of these they don't say they don't say yeah So compromising pictures of Prince Philip. Yeah. What could it be? Well, they don't say it, but they do a very, it's kind of common knowledge that Philip, like, cheating on us? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Were they legal, though? Hope not. But, like, they do a very good job in the show of, like, hinting towards more kind of, like, scandalous rumours, but not actually fully saying it. They never say it. That's very, like, it's like a cock tease, you know?

You want them to get into. to like the nitty gritty of it all. Yeah. It's kind of like, so I was eating some chocolate there. Yeah, you were. You caught me in the hop. That's how you keep talking from a minute.

Yeah, well, I couldn't think of anything else to say. I haven't seen the crowns. I suppose yet. Yeah. This is what I love now. I love seeing something that I haven't seen. And you're not allowed to see it. I actually took your Netflix away from you.

What are you allowed to watch the Little Mermaid on VHS over and over? And even down, like, you better not watch it. You better not make notes on it. we're not trying to make any jokes about it you fucking give me a pen and you have my fingers broken oh please like they do very good especially in season two where it's kind of about like prince philip like i'm wondering what's place in the world is he's like i don't i'm basically a sidekick of my wife you know like that where to have him like going off the places and hang around with the natives yeah and as i've seen at him like watching a black woman dance he's like

licking his lips oh really oh is she topless yeah yeah oh and as a scene of him like dancing with her and that's implied that like he had the bit of dalliance he banged her like Yeah, yeah. But they don't actually say him. Jesus. Yeah. So that's the end of the first episode. Okay.

It's kind of like a little bit of a comedy with like a little bit of like intrigue. Right. Okay. And especially that's the one thing I've known about this show is like you're always going Wikipedia afterwards. Like is that true? Yeah. And it was like he was employed by the palace for like another like 10 years.

Jesus Christ. And he was a Russian spy? Yep. Full on Russian spy. So obviously they like, you know, squashed all that like no more Russian spy stuff from him. Or is he still like? Oh, no, there's definitely, like, he was under watch. There's no way you could have done here.

Like, I think he's basically on house arrest, something like that, but, like, he had to pull up the... The paintings. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. A fate worse than death. Oh, no. Then he's got to talk about these shitty paintings, something like the Renaissance.

Kill me now. Boring. Okay, so we'll kind of go a bit quicker through it. Yeah, yeah. The next episode will call Margaretology. Oh. Okay. And this is all about Princess Margaret,

played by Tim Burton's... X. Oh, Helen the bottom Carter. Yeah, yeah. She's very good. She is great in this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And what I like about her and this is they kind of put it in that Margaret's good with voices. Okay. So Margaret's good with doing American accent. So a few times in it she, like, kind of does an

American accent just for fun. Which kind of adds like, it just makes Margaret, like, Margaret's always been known as like more kind of the party. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's the younger sister, like, you know. Kind of like the Prince Harry of the family. lady print harry yeah especially we get later on in the show where she gets more like you know sexual

all the sexy stuff comes from her like nice yeah so like this is margitology this is all about her like um she has to go to america okay and it's kind of half a holiday and half like meet a few place and shake hands you know all the royal family loves Arizona they're like oh we love it here and and just check their card like uh south carolina get me the fuck out of here don't let them touch me yeah yeah so they talk about like uh she's over there where her husband's like a photographer and he's like a real kind of bad boy like oh yeah like he drinks and smokes just as much as her they're constantly drinking in this as well yeah margaret yeah yeah so they kind of go a little bit into like the um margaret's kind of jealousy sometimes she doesn't like the fact that like

base your sister's in the fucking money yeah she's like every time she goes and like buy some stamps she's like has to pay with money and then get something that has a picture of her on it. That show flashback of like, you know, Elizabeth's like, I don't, like their kids, like, she's like, I don't want to be queen. And then little Margaret's like, I'll do it instead. I want to be queen. I love controlling people. I love taking their rights away. Yeah. But alas, she doesn't become queen. So they go to America and we also see President Lyndon B. Johnson. This is right after the Kennedy assassination. Yeah. So he's the president now. And they really, do it. Clancy Brown, you know him? No. Mr. Crabbs? Mr. Crabbs? Yeah.

From SpongeBob? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No. You know Mr. Crabs. I know who it is, but I don't know who Clancy Brown is. So he's an actor. No, he's great. Like, he's been lots of things.

Okay. He was Lex Luthor in Justice League, the animated series. Okay. Oh, so he's a voice actor? No, he's a lot of things like. Okay, right. His biggest work is voice acting. Right.

He was in, um, um, Pet Cemetery 2. All right. Okay, that's enough Clancy Brown. All the Oscar. Yeah, he's great. He's great. He's great. He plays the president, and he does a good job, like, you know, to compare, like, the English kind of upper class to him where he's like, you know, well, what do you want? What's this cock sucker up there?

Yeah, yeah. I come from the palace. The queen wants to meet you. I don't want to meet the queen where a stuffy palace. And, like, there was one scene particular where, like, the guy who represents, like, the white house is, sorry, the palace site. The queen formally invites you to a dinner party in the booking palace. and he's like, he's pissing at the time. Yeah. And he's like, what's going?

He turns around and gets a little bit of piss on the guy's shoe. He's like, hey, he's good luck, motherfucker. What do you say? That's that guy ain't going no barrel of sure. He's been like that. That sounds boring as fuck. I'm going to do coke and titty fuck some bitches. Well, I sent you to that article where this is true now.

There's one time a reporter asked him like why he wants to go to the war on Fiatan. He just took his dick out. Yeah, yeah. This is why. Have a look at that, sweetheart. that's war baby what is it good for making you come good god you are you are that'd be great he's like he's called your dick war this is the war hammer it's like yeah it's like me you like i call me dick war you call you dick famine um okay so um there the and like the palace are all

like we can't get through to this president he's too he's too american for us us okay yeah then margaret's over there and then she they're like let's invite let's have margaret go for dinner party with her and margaret's supposed to be all prim and proper okay then she gets drunk and starts telling dirty limericks to the president and he loves it ah yeah yeah okay it's like you know um um there once for us a man from then tuck it yeah yeah yeah his dick was so long he could suck it yeah yeah yeah yeah there's one i'm trying to think of the one that she ended with that was like the closer her closer limer something like in her twat some girl

showed to stick a dynamite up her ass then our pussy landed in Vegas something like that okay that's not the limerick

no it's a general it's a synopsis okay yeah yeah I'll take your word for it yeah

for a limerick contest don't just say that like you know like if you're ever in a pub quiz what was the dirty

limerick I got this one guys yeah yeah yeah she put dynamite in her uterus and then went to Las Vegas

please leave the pub quiz it's supposed to rhyme it doesn't rhyme I'll be bad rapper like you can be one of these like mumble rappers

like put a stick of dynamite in your ass bitch pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy gang pussy bang juice world died I heard that yeah I didn't know him

really no great guy was it yeah yeah I went to his house for Christmas last year I mean his mother watched La La Land again I might be getting confused

Yeah, he was good now Okay It's funny like how He had a seizure of drugs, I see Yeah, it's funny how like rappers Back in the day would shoot each other Yeah Now they're just dying from self-medicator

Yeah Now they're all depressed And dick to the pill Drug life Yeah Yeah Because of thug life You got it

Oh yeah Did you see that Get that as a stamp tramp Yeah Yeah A stamp trap Yeah Anyway back to the crime

Okay Um Yeah yeah so basically like um she does a great job with the president and she kind of fixes british relations they haven't been so good like because this president he didn't really like the whole idea of like these monarchy like yeah yeah yeah and no england is so retarded like they think like oh yeah we're equal us in america and america's like get the fuck you're basically a parasite yeah yeah yeah yeah you're just the shit on the end of their shoe yeah it's kind of like you know when england was like we're going to help them in the war yeah in iraq they're like we don't really want you okay sure we can use you human shields yeah yeah and then when it comes to like uh look then yeah like basically fucking what's his name uh shit there yeah Tony Blair he like had to take the rap for that whole thing and Bush got off scot free yeah it's funny like um um every day like Tony

every time Tony Blair doesn't interview like what about the Iraq war you scum and then when Bush Jr is like tell us about Ellen talk about your paintings like he goes on Kimmel's stuff now and Kim was like you're a wacky guy yeah yeah I hear you do paintings I mean just talk about that for 15 minutes and nothing else it's the only thing your publicist will allow us to talk about

and your new book your new book is about your life from like 2014 to 2016 like that's all covered but you don't mention politics it's all about gardening it's shit it is yeah

so she's a great job in America and she goes to the queen hey can I do anything else yeah maybe I should do other things like that yeah yeah yeah and then all the boys are like don't never do that oh she's a wild card yeah yeah she has opinions yeah that's not allowed

and then that and then the queen's like no sorry and then Margaret's sad okay it's the running teams with the show is it Margaret's sad well actually running teams they're all sad deep down well yeah they do say that about like people in extreme wealth and power that they're all like miserable

good well you know like succession okay yeah they're all rich great show but they're not like insane no but they're definitely dysfunctional yeah dysfunctional but like there's a difference between that this isn't more cult like we're like one the members literally raised to believe that she's like connected to god well that's the whole thing about uh royalty they think that their bloodline there's a divinity to their bloodline they have been specially chosen by god to lead the people yeah that's what they fundamentally believe you know they don't fucking say it as much now because they know that how insane it sounds

but they still believe it like picked by God yeah yeah and that doesn't get many kind of ego problems well that's kind of why like Andrew raped that woman yeah the Lord wants me to do it now bend over you hoo-uh the Lord works in mysterious

ways okay so next episode is the first Wales episode okay this is about the Aberfan disaster Do you ever hear this? No one has. Yeah. Okay.

A disaster in Wales. Yeah. The only disaster is that people survived. Every day is a disaster, they're like, that's the one bright spot. It's like, every time a child is born in Wales, it's a disaster. Every time a child is born in Wales, an angel loses its wings. Another 9-11 happens. So this is set in October, 1966, okay?

Summer Love. Yeah, not here. they're not an Aberfan okay it's a little town in Wales okay and we start off

and it's like you know it's proper whales you know it's like I'm a couple of them gossiping you know

it's like working class and I'm like what's going on here this isn't the queen I got scared all right where's Margaret

where's Helen Bonn and Carter and what's the more dirty limriks why is their Welsh people this shouldn't be allowed okay and you see them all

like doing their Welsh stuff you know being poor being poor and illiterate and having sex with sheep that's a big thing in the whales isn't it sheep shaggers oh yeah yeah that's what special signs now

please instead of like sheep crossing it's sheep fucking yeah um sheep dogs just are like pimps they're like icebergs like yo this bitch got too many miles on our hey okay so we see welsh people doing welsh things yeah then we see a little school and the Welsh kids like, sir, what, uh, what, what's going on over there? They're pointing out the window and he's just like, nothing. Keep a, watch your books. Yeah. And the one of the kids like, sir, that mountain's moving.

He's like, no, it's not. Look at your books. Like, well, sir, it's coming right out. So he looks up and like, basically the mountain right beside him. Yeah. It's a landslide. It's going to hit the school. Oh, okay.

Oh, no. High on your tables. As if that's going to fucking work. Jesus Christ. Typical Welsh. Yeah. I assume. I don't know.

I don't know anything. thing about it would be funny if like now this would ruin the scene now but he's like the scenes like him like so that it's a landslide he's going to hit the school he's a hundred tables and he watches he goes like may God have mercy on the song something like that

yeah yeah we're funny he's just like fuck it just grabs the kid's cock might as well go out swinging him die doing what he loved yeah yeah it's like Pompey

find them yeah so basically we find out our family was like a town and a big mountain collapsed on it a big mountain collapsed on it killed like over a hundred kids alone oh basically the whole half the village right right right yeah so big disaster and it turns out the national coal coal board we're just like drilling drilling yeah it responds to be drilling okay and like people like oh please don't drill there you're going to kill the children I don't get don't you don't call you don't Bint. Yeah, yeah. I like that.

Like bint. Bint. So, like, it's this big, huge disaster. And one thing I didn't like about this is don't really focus on the whole National Coal Bowl coal board caused it. Okay.

They kind of didn't mention it. And at the end, credits at the end, they mentioned, like, you know, several members were, like, arrested or for, like, negligence. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But it's more about the fact that, like, so, um, the queen has to visit it. The, Harold Wilson, the Prime Minister, like, you got a business at your man. Yeah.

And she's like, oh, I don't get in the way. Plus, it's in Wales. Yeah, Wales. She has to get the ferry to Hollyhead. Yeah. That's not very becoming. Yeah, yeah. So she takes like two days and eventually she's like, oh, I'm going to do it.

It's kind of like that Diana movie. Where the public turn against her. Okay, yeah, because she didn't like come out and say it was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she's like, oh, okay, I'll fucking show up that even though their kids are Welsh, so don't even count his living. Okay. I was more emotionally connected to the rocks. you on the children.

Not the mountain. It'd be funny if she comes and she lays a wreath on the mountain. There's shit, son. Just squeezes what I... Okay, so she comes then

and, like, you know, it's all these grieving parents and all that. And when she comes, we're still digging up the fucking school, like... Right. So, like, dig, dig and just pulling out a leg or something like that. Yeah, like that.

Jenga. I don't know. makes no sense makes no sense better yeah so and then she like but her all the thing

is she can't cry oh yeah yeah yeah and even Prince Philip cries at the funeral really yeah he's like gets a single tear

I think of all those kids I could have fought yeah they're all dead now which is even better huh it tears of joy just gets his own shovel

I'm digging for treasure oh jeez so she can't cry okay yeah because she's english yeah yeah she just never cried even when her own kids are born she didn't cry like and she's kind of worried and then um i forget who gives it to her i think it's wilson

gives her like a tape of um the uh kids uh someone the choir singing at the funeral okay i think the parents start singing as well like the whole town starts singing right right okay it's like this big kind of community thing yeah it's an emotional i think it's meant to represent that like you know even though we have tragedy we're going to sing anyway yeah if that's going to help. No. Fucking idiots. They all deserved it.

God, I'm on a fuck. I think we start drilling a mountain again. Just me and you like with a pickax we're going to get them all. What are you doing? It takes us 20 years.

And eventually we get it. We die. It just falls on us. Just one rock just hits my head. That's so stupid. Again, this is kind of a lame episode. It's like, a lot of these episodes,

the events themselves are interesting, but kind of like, the way they kind of focus. The way they handle it is. Yeah, and sometimes the way they focus on the royal family. It's like, I'd rather not. Yeah. Now every episode has to be about, I suppose it's called the Crown.

It is called Crown. It is about them. It does feel like there's more interesting stuff going on. They are around them. Yeah, we get that later on with like the, especially when there's like strikes going on to think that. It's like more their reaction to the strikes. It's like, well, their life doesn't really change at all.

Just read something in the newspaper. Like, yeah, all right. There is a lot of that. Like, apparently everyone, you know. Hates us. Apparently everyone's served to death. Oh, well, I need to be chicken leg. I don't even want this, you know.

Just throws out the window. So anyway, like, then they play a recording of everyone in the town singing a hymn. Then she has one single tier. Okay. The end. Ah. Yeah. And then.

Cheesy. In the post-credit sequence, they say that the queen has visited Aberfam, like, you know, 20 times. Bullshit. You think that was an actress? That was just Helen Mirren. Okay. Next episode is called Bubkins, all right? Bobkins.

Yeah, yeah. What's a bobkin? I know what a blumpkin is, but... What's a blubkin is? It's like a... It's like getting a blowjob while you're taking a shit. Oh, wow. Well, I don't think that.

I don't think that was intended. well how do you know maybe the crown maybe the queen likes to get freaky yeah okay this one we're kind of run past this real quick because it's not really that well it's actually interesting but like it's kind of hard to describe what it's interesting so it's all about prince phillips's mother okay yeah so she was princess alice okay uh from greek royalty i think yeah and basically um she was mental oh really schizophrenia oh okay so they sent her to what do you call it's like the insane sanitarium or something like that the sanitarium that's it yeah yeah yeah they centered at that for like her whole life okay so she was proper mental like yeah yeah yeah and then she actually

met um Freud sigmund Freud right try to treat her because she's celebrity guest like not guest patients our next guest is like JLN over psychoanalysis yeah uh so basically uh Greece she's living in she's living in Athens and Greece for a while as a nun she because that's what schizophrenics do become nuns and beat children And beating the demons out of you But it's kind of like It's kind of like it's getting a bit weird In Greece at the moment

You know like military rules It's kind of taking over stuff like that And it might be a coup Yeah so they're kind of like we need to get it out here A coup de tar And Philip's like You want my mother to live with us It's kind of a sitcom like

And my wacky mom Yeah My schizophrenic wacky mom To live in the palace Okay then okay and he's not happy about this at all and at the same time

he's like he's speaking of television as well Philips's always getting these new trends okay oh right okay television we should be on television ourselves alright so they he contacted BBC's like make a documentary about us and you're like okay sir

we basically work for you yeah you'll kill us if we don't so yeah you got it so he decides to have film crew in the palace It's never happened before Oh, like the Osbournes Yeah

Let me just show the Osbour show on Yeah, yeah It's kind of like that Yeah, yeah Lose abyss Lose That'd be a parrot That'd be an S&L kind of parody

That will be Yeah, yeah I should write for S&L in 2003 Yeah, but you won't get hired Because you know All the stuff you said about You know About everyone

Yeah Yeah You know what I was thinking Remember she and Gillis got fired Okay, I was thinking be funny if someone's like face it shame

it's China town that's great oh I'm really good though yeah it's like a two months late yeah two months late hopefully he gets fired again he's

he's actually such a funny comic he's very good yeah yeah uh SNL's loss you know yeah well SNL's loss is um

I suppose who gains Nobody gains I don't know People who hate Chinese people Which is everyone Especially Japanese So he like he tries He wants this to be a great documentary

About us Okay But in the documentary They come off as like Worthless Really? Yeah What do you mean like

Just come off as like People were out of touch Living in the palace Okay Yeah Yeah And he's like why is it like this And I'm like well

that's how you are yeah yeah yeah so then like there's um this guy works in the garden he's actually an irish writer okay he's like he write he's the whole thing is he writes articles back in the day like going you know the royal family not very good like oh like gasp like get out of here you're bloody paddy does actually see what in the guardian's office is the Manchester guardian back then yeah okay and he's like this is my new he just stands up he's like I'm gonna read my new articles for everyone and he's like the royal family should be put in the bin and they're like woo

so Philip decides to hire him to do the interview because he's like he's against us he's like a Howard Stern kind of thing yeah so if I can convince him that we're good be a great turn about okay

so he gets here he gets there okay to the palace and Phillips is off somewhere else he's late and guess who he meets the wacky mom Oh, shit. You know, she's, like, I think she's Napoleon or whatever.

Like, she's, you know, she's dressed in a nun one around the palace. Yeah. And he starts talking to her, okay? And then someone finds him talking to like, like, I know, some butler is like, oh, get out here.

You're not supposed to talk to her. And, like, he shoes him away. Yeah. And he leaves. And then Princeville's like, where's that interviewer? Oh, he's talking my mother. Oh, no.

Okay. So he's like, it's going to be a terrible interview. And then the next day, someone's like, did you see the interview? Oh, my God. it was great what

yeah yeah it's all about how great prince uh philip is for looking after his mental mother yeah basically like that yeah like her amazing story

going to sanatorium and like getting out and like how the royal family you're so nice for looking after yeah yeah

and Philip's like you know what for a crazy bitch you ain't so bad now suck it oh yes your majesty yeah

she's so schizophrenic you can probably like schizophrenia people probably pretty easy yeah it's like hey you want the cure to the demons in your head it's in this meaty pipe suck it out

Jesus that took a dark turn we could I got a friend who works for old people there's no folks home actually close to me I could walk in wearing a suit and just pretend to be someone's husband hello dear

you're looking lovely Charles is that you yes it is and I don't even blame you for murdering the children Now let us make a love Yes, Charles, please Let's get away from this, okay?

So, we're on episode five now. Episode five is called coup. Okay. And this whole story I'm going to tell you now is also real. Basically, there was, because, you know, like, Wilson was such a lefty.

Okay, he was such a dirty, lefty, liberal labor, okay? Yeah. That a bunch of, like, conservative, literally wants to plan a coup to get rid of him. Oh, wow.

Yeah. And they came to Lord Mountbatten because he was, like, head of the army at time. Yeah. And he's like, you know, if you get the soldiers, like, drag him out of the building. What's he going to do? Yeah.

They actually have legit, they had legit plans. Like, they wrote this out in memo or stuff like that. I'm like, how would be, what would be the best way, like, would the media turn against us? And they're like, no, I know the man who runs the BBC. Yeah. BBC director will be on my side, you know. Like, they had it all kind of planned out. Yeah.

But they were like, oh, if the queen isn't with us. We can't do it. Yeah, because if the queen says this is bad. the public love the queen more than they love fucking unnamed military guys yeah yeah yeah but these aren't like it's not even like the head of the conservative party he's like backbench or stuff like that there's just some kind of nut jobs yeah some cabal of like you know right right deep state it is it is kind of like a real version of that like yeah yeah and um the queen find it's like a small and nice episode like this and by the way um mount batten is um

what's his name from game of thrones oh fucking uh charles dance Charles Dance, yeah. So this is basically a Charles Dance episode. Okay. It's all about, it's mostly about him getting old, and the country's not why it used to be, and he doesn't like the way it's changing, stuff like that.

Okay. So basically, the Queen finds out, and she's straight up like, no. It kind of gives him a bit of shit about it, you know, like that. Yeah. You know, like, you're against him. You're against me. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because, like, this is, you're against, this is democracy. Yeah. You're against it, then I don't want you around. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. What about the fact that I bang little boys? Oh, that's fine. No problem with that.

Keep doing that for a few years until you have an explosive ending. What's that mean? You'll know when you get blown up. Let's just say you're going to die on a boat via explosion. If you catch my drift. And he's like, oh, she's so... What is she mean? Very cunning.

What is this code? I must decipher. I think best on a boat. So anyway, this is like a nice small episode. She gives him shape. and then he goes off and talks to Alice because they're you know Brunner's sister

Oh my patent Yeah Oh okay Alright right right cool Yeah He's Philip's uncle like Right yeah So they have a nice

I was saying before Like I like things Where it's like old Like they're old And probably gonna die soon Yeah Same with the Irish man Same with that film Knives out

With Christopher Flummer Same with visiting your granny You just love it when they talk about I love it I love it like I rub my hands together Yeah Yeah

So again nice Charles Stans gets a nice little A little monologue about the fact like they're old and like the queen's young and like they're the old dogs being put out to pasture and he's like well probably gonna die in natural debt

there'll be no comeuppance for me the next episode is called try to read that Toasnagog Jeroomro Yeah

You did a pretty good job there It's Welsh What does it mean? I've no idea Okay I found out in the episode But I've forgotten it already Like I think it's something like

welcome to Wales or something like that. Ah, okay. Why don't I just say that? I always think Welsh is something like male language, confusing English. It really is though. It looks absurd. Like, it's just like, look at that. That's mental. Welsh people are kind of like Canadians, right? They're real passive aggressive, I think. Like, they're nice on the outside.

Yeah. So I think that's like, oh, we'll make them say funny words. That'll show them. It looks like it was the alphabet or like written by a dyslex person when he reads English. Is that what you see all the time? Yeah. Well, I see a stop sign. It's just a point. of letter Y over and over.

I just see like, does that mean go? Put my foot down. There'll be a shag of sheep. Smash to a school bus. So, but this episode is all about, another episode about Wales, okay? Okay. Where, like, Prince Philip. Oh, sorry, Prince Charles.

It's the first introduction to Prince Charles. Okay, yeah. Of modern Prince Charles. He saw him as a kid before. Yeah, but now you're getting, but the guy. And he's in like Cambridge. He's doing acting. Apparently he was actually a good actor.

Really? Yeah, they actually have a scene of him in King Lear, which is kind of like, what? he's royalty and he's doing king lear that's interesting oh it's it works on different levels

he's bloody genius what's a king lear and they're like listen charles you got to leave fancy Cambridge and you got to go to school in Wales

things like what what what da da da da da can't touch this it's party time in wales so he's got to go to wales

and listen this go to wales not only do school there but also learn Welsh and he's going to be the fucking Prince of Wales So he's going there

Like I'm sure they'll all love me in Wales He gets there And like half the place Like the ceremony of him like You know getting there And being inducted into the new school Whatever like It's like this is like actually no

I'm kind of that drain It's like tree signs saying like get out Oh really? And the rest of them are like Woo like that He looks at like people don't like us Yeah Yeah

It's like when you're on stage And you're doing well But there's that one person In the crowd that doesn't like you Yeah that's what you focus on yeah yeah but i think also like me and you we understand people don't like us we've known that since a very early age learn that very early on yeah yeah but for prince charles this is literally his first time he's understood the concept like some people don't like the royal

family okay some people don't worship us oh yeah so he has to kind of deal with that and it's also kind of like you know he's in a kind of regular school but he's got a bodyguard with him and like you know all the other kids don't want to hang out with him because yeah he's got a bodyguard And when he's trying to learn Welsh, he's like not very good. Then all other kids are laughing at him, you know. It's like when I did Irish in school. But you didn't have a bodyguard. You just had an older man that followed you around everywhere.

Are you my bodyguard? I think, well, I'm going to do something to your body. But I ain't protecting it, baby. No protection. I'm going to raw dog you. Yeah. For my own safety? I don't care.

You're going to bust that pussy up. Ain't nothing safe about this? I'm going to slay you from your twat, you're atroats. Jesus, God. Yeah. Oh, that's going to be shitting pancakes, baby. Oh, this is a good episode.

Yeah, we're near the end, okay? Yeah, we're there at the end. Oh, God. So he has to go to school. No one likes him, but he's got this one teacher. And he's a real big, a Welsh national. list, which is kind of like, you know, it's like being a retard. You know, like, it's like, why even bother?

Yeah. But anyway, so he kind of gets Charles' respect because he doesn't talk. He doesn't even call him, Your Highness. Oh. I'm going to call you Charles. That's why I call all my students. Call your students Charles. You know what I meant.

Okay. So, um, he basically teaches, um, he doesn't even teach, he doesn't teach him about the language of Wales. He teaches him about the culture of Wales. Oh. So then Charles starts to love Wales And he has to do a big speech To become the Prince of Wales Right

Okay Like a kind of ceremonial thing And he has to do a Welsh speech Okay In Wales And he writes himself And he puts a few little sly digs in there Okay

Against who Basically about like The Royal Family Oh Where he's kind of like You feel ignored By England I feel ignored

By my family Ah Because he does Because they fucking sent him away Send him away For example They send to this shit All full of you

Retards That'd be funny If I like They're all with him Before that You're like Hey yeah He relates to us

It's like Yes I hate here Because they're all Retards And like Oh Should we keep clapping then The Welsh word

For retard is like What would be like A hundred and six letters Like Ironically The word Welsh word for retard Is their most difficult

word um so and then the queen doesn't like it okay yeah that's the end of the episode oh okay right yeah i have to say i'm really i'm not feeling enticed to watch this really yeah yeah it's good acting in it yeah i'm kind of like i'm kind of making fun of the episodes i suppose when i describe them on a basic level do something sometimes sound like sitcoms yeah it is but ah no it's fun anyway are we nearly yeah nearly yeah nearly next episode moon dust okay it's all about the moon landing oh well russia this now. Again, Prince Philip, he now

he loves the moon. The moon is something that we should do. They bloody love the moon. There's loads of scenes that are like, there's busy Armstrong landing on the moon, okay? And everyone else is like, oh, that's very good. Oh, good for him. You know, the queen's like,

great. Yeah. And he's like, oh my God. And he like, he's like, he's like, listen to all like the technical aspect of it. Yeah. I wonder what speed the trusters are going. Is he on the spectrum maybe? Is that why he gets into all stuff he might be yeah yeah he's being the planes as well oh there you go it's a tell tell it's actually so he gets so into okay and this is so funny okay he gets into it and it's like oh i'd love to go up there someday the next thing is him like flying a little plane all right like that

and he's got a pile they have to have a pile of him all times because he's fucking royalty yeah yeah he can't actually fly a plane probably yeah they just tell him that he just goes up and makes the noise oh well done your majesty you're flying the plane it's just a cardboard box he's just like at a cobra box and a boutsy castle oh it's a bloody bumpy flight

in it so he's flying the little plane okay small little plane okay they probably hold six people all together

okay and he looks to the moon because he's like above the clouds it's during the day he's in the moon and he just starts

flying off oh my god I can get it old boy hold on to your hats yeah yeah and for a second

I was like is he going to fly to the moon imagine they actually went with that and he just he gets out and just like starts kicking a football around no helmet so he's flying okay and the the pilot is like um sir i don't think we should do this but he's like i'm the prince shut up yeah yeah then he flies like basically the highest thing can get before their heads explode okay then he turns off the engine and they're just kind of floating oh and he's like

the pilot's the other guy's like this is very dangerous to her and he's like haven't you ever lived okay so he's not happy all right okay and the queen realizes that so she hires a few like um religious people and she tricks them because she's like oh there's a religious meeting here i want you to um you know uh just see what it's like you know yeah it turns out it's basically therapy oh okay they're like you know oh i've become obsessed with certain things recently have you your highness have you become obsessed to anything such as the moon that's making everyone worried about you questions are very specific actually one of the priests is played by um he's a guy he's a comedy actor that you know british comedy actor he's in dead set and lost uh kevin uh kevin elden yeah yeah

it's great to see him in something that isn't this straight up comedy yeah yeah yeah and this is a word this a show is watched by like loads of people yeah yeah yeah i kevin elvin's great actually yeah so um at first he's like wait man man just therapy get to get away from me you fags you like that like that and he leaves okay he puts his gun away and leaves okay and then this is true okay he's like you know what I want to meet the astronauts

oh okay so he sends a invitation to Neil Armstrong Buzz and Michael Michael Collins oh yeah yeah to come to the palace okay and he's really excited he's sitting in bed with the queen like oh I can't wait this is great

the things they'll tell me they're like gods okay like he's like expecting them be great men. Yeah. And then they get there just like guys. So like, no,

they're kind of like, this is one swell palacy got here and he's like, so what did it feel like to land on the moon and skays upon the earth? And they were like, well, to be honest,

I was just hungry. I need to take a dump, all right? You ever try to take a dump in space, your majesty, let me tell you. Rips your fucking asshole out. You ain't sitting right for a week,

all right? You know what I'm talking? oh yeah it's kind of like that we're just like yeah i just want to get home see the game you go nix and like um prince philip is disgusted by all this like you're also fags space fags that's my two fags for the episode yeah yeah yeah i can say it like sure you can i can yeah there's a guy walking into college and geez i'd love to you bang him Oh, I would. Okay.

Anyway, like, space. Space. Yeah, yeah. So then he's like, oh, what's we do now? I'll better go back to the church ones, all right? And then he's like, I suppose I've been obsessed with the moon ever since my mother died. We're like, oh, his mother dies. Okay.

The end. Ah. Yeah. Oh, no, they do a little bit then where, like, apparently he became way more religious after that, like. Oh, right. And apparently him and, like, all those, like, priests, they became, like, great friends, like, next. like 40, 50 years. Oh, right, yeah.

So he just became very religious then? I'm not, like, incredibly religious. Like, he's, like, he's kind of, kind of, uh, liberal about the whole thing. He's got, like, more, it's more about fate. Okay. Like, kind of spiritual. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the Pisces.

So I love the moon. Like, I forget the name of the group he set up. But it was all about, like, you know, rabbis and fucking, um, the rest of them. Clingons and all that. Showing up and, like, talking about fate. Yeah, yeah. Okay, right, right, right. So we're near the end now. Three episodes left.

Oh, my God. How long have we been going? We're going, like, 55 minutes. All right. Yeah, this is an extra long, crowning episode. Yeah, the crown. This is what the fans have been waiting for. So, um, the next episode is called Dangling Man.

It's up with the love triangle between, uh, Prince Charles, Andrew Parker Bowles and Camilla. Oh. Do you know he was banging Camilla before he met Diana? Yeah. Yeah. I didn't know anything. He was still banging her while he was with Diana. I didn't even know.

The only reason he got with Diana is. Camilla's barren, couldn't give him a kid. Wow. Yeah. But he was with her the whole time. I can't wait if we get to that in season four. They won't all all all hush, hush. I suppose.

I got the inside line. Well, they show Andrew fucking Princess Anne. Oh, yeah? Yeah. And I mean, like, literally, like, they're in bed and, like, she's getting up, like, that was great. And then she's, like, ready for round two, and she's, like, goes, like, the head goes down. Oh. Gohah!

Whoia! Whoha? Whoa! This one I thought I was a... They pulled me back in. She's like, you got a greatest! And Andrew Parker Bowles, like, I beg your pardon. Yeah.

So, it's kind of about their relationship where, like, he wants to get with Camilla and she's, like, lower class. And, like, the whole fact that she's, like, with Andrew Parker Bowles. And who is he? What? Who is he, like, Andrew Parker Bowles?

he's like it's a rich guy okay yeah he's like a very wealthy i think the park of both family are still around like right okay so he's just one of those very like well-to-do families yeah yeah and he's kind like uh he's like the more badass of it too like because like he's actually lived where um charles a bit of pussy yeah a little bit pussy yeah yeah well he's been raised like that you know like now and even like um lord mountbatten's like come on you're not going to get her you know oh right Yeah, yeah, just accept it Just come on a boat with me Yeah

Which is kind of There's one complaint I have about this episode It's like, it's about the love triangle Which is kind of like It's kind of more river daily Oh really? Yeah, it's kind of like Oh, I don't know

I love you But I also love him But I love you Yeah But I'm barren And I'm pretty sure I was like What? Yeah, yeah

I'm gone Okay But in the background It's all about the miners Like the strikes Oh right Like winter discontent And all that shit

Okay Like you know There was no Like, like, some businesses only could have electricity, like, three days a week. Yeah, yeah, and there's, like, rubbish piling in the streets and all. All that stuff, okay. Yeah. So, they showed out in the background, but it's, it's, like, I want to see more at that.

Yeah, you don't give a shit about the Love Triangle. The only thing I will say is cool is they show a lot of scenes in the Palace, there's candles, because they don't have electricity either. Oh, okay. Yeah, and it's kind of cool to see, like, oh, that's real? Probably not. Probably not. I'd say they had electricity, and they're just making it out like they did.

see how heavily involved are the actual royal family in this show and like what will they allow them to show oh they're not involved in tall ah man i don't know i don't think it's it's peter morgan who's that he did frost nixon yeah but i don't think that royal family would let them you know there's probably a lot of stuff that he's not allowed to talk about well we're going to find out now in the diana season that's all i say yeah they actually show him clipping the tire brakes and going for a spin my deal i hear france is lovely this time of you so that's the love triangle and eventually like um parker bowles fucks camilla and charles is like oh i'm on my own no one will fuck a prince

yeah um so it's this second last episode we're just going to rock it through this because it's getting tired okay um what is this about like this is more about relationship stuff yeah it's about the wedding between Andrew and Camilla and um you know

they're just the one where to show Anne Princess Anne in it is portrayed kind of like a bad like you know bad bitch she's just as David Bowie and sleeps around oh really yeah yeah nice nice yeah so we'll finish off for this okay last episode okay is it's kind of weird to tell you to pick a Margaret episode

this last episode of season oh the sister yeah yeah okay so this is about the mutual affairs so it's margaret and a photographer husband and they're both bang each other like okay banging other women oh right other people yeah yeah yeah so um well first of all she knows that um her husband is banging this other girl okay and he doesn't even do a good job of hiding there but he's just like hey you're not gonna get divorce you can't get divorced in royal family yeah yeah yeah okay um and then like um she eventually her friends like come on find someone come on have a bit fun

yeah so to go to a pool party yes queen to go to pool parties her just kind of looking around going like who am I going to fuck and she's seen all these kind of gentlemen kind of guy she's like no boring boring boring who shall satisfy me okay pretty badass

yeah she's a gardener she's like that's the one for me that's the one for me yeah yeah the garden's bit like like Q from James Bond that's kind of best way to describe them Q? From the newer James Bond movies. Okay.

You know, Ben Wishaw. Oh, right. He's like a Ben Wishaw kind of copy. Oh, I see, right. He's kind of like nerdy, but also handsome. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she literally, he's at the, he's doing some gardening by the pool.

Yeah. And she's like, aren't, don't you have any shorts? And he's like, no, I don't have any shorts. I'll buy them for you right now, young man. And they drive to the shop right then. And she's like, put these on. And he's like, they're very small. Good.

And then like, he's getting changed and dress. room and she's standing like an angle she can kind of see in the reflection. Yeah yeah. I've seen him like putting the jeans down she's like oh. Yeah. Okay. It's like a diet Cokead. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So then like they start banging. Okay. And they're

going around like secrecy. They're like kind of getting sick of secrecy. So they go to a private island. Oh, little St. James. Yeah. No, even better. Wales. They go to an island and a photographer from the Daily Mail or something

takes a picture of them together because a royal scandal And guess what fucking silly old Margaret does Try to top herself Seriously? Yeah, she owes these Oh wow

This is apparently this is real Now in real life It might not be on purpose Yeah Again it might be like juice world I've always said Princess Margaret Like juice world

have always said that but it's true knew I meant so it might it might be on purpose it might not and even in the they kind of like dance around it

we're like even the queens like afterwards because she's all worried then she's like yeah oh was that on purpose like I don't even know you know like that

okay yeah so they don't really say yeah yeah okay so like they're kind of like oh but we she can't get divorced

okay but then they find out that Harold Wilson okay the prime minister yeah he's like got fucking bloody Alzheimer's

oh yeah Jesus he just found out there and he's like oh i'm going to have to resign yeah in like the next few months yeah she's like perfect she's like great princess margaret can get divorced the same day and then you'll be all spazzy so they all sort of distract from yeah yeah yeah yeah now if you mean like you could say she gave him alzimers oh maybe or maybe all communists get Alzheimer's because that's what god wants yeah my granny she was a communist look what happened her mental oh yeah big time big time that's something for

I can't wait for Alzheimer's. No I'll be dead before then long dead so that's kind of like and then basically it ends then this last episode with her silver jubilee and we've reached 1997 what's how long is silver 30 20 25 years 25 years so it's 25 years of her being the queen

and she's like well silver jubilee that's when uh and it was on the silver jubilee that the sex pistols got on a boat and floated up the river Thames outside like the palace and all and started playing like a gig and they played God Save the Queen and all and the cops came and raided and busted them up and arrested them Are you serious? I swear God there's a true thing that happened

Holy shit. Yeah. What, okay, you know, that's, you know what like, I can't believe it. That would have been such a good way to end the series. Yeah, it would have been, yeah, yeah. Oh my, it would have been like, you know, when they played, um... I'm pretty sure it was the Silver Jubilee. What year was that?

Seventy-77, yeah, no, that was the year, yeah. Oh my God. that's such a missed opportunity and god save the queen reached number one of the charts but the week of the jubilee but the top of the pops didn't they just had a blank space as number one so there was no number one that week even though the sex pistols made god save the queen number one that's so frustrating because it would be a great representation of like how times are changing yeah and it's going to like the royal family like it's not like uh yeah like there's a lot of like public discourse and like fuck the queen all this shit where they don't cover any that

on the show. I'll actually turn against the whole show now. Fuck it. Olivia Coleman, go fuck yourself. Well, it ends Silver Jubilee, them going like, do, do, do. They're all playing English music. Yeah. She wears a crown. She gives a speech about royalty. You know,

she says something like, you know, royalty pieces over the cracks. And we have to be all people to all, we have to be all things to all people and without us the British people will be lost. Yeah. And how great would it be to have that speech and then just have Sid Vicious

Johnny Rotten, like Yeah, hello Queenie, fuck off You hate punk! That's such a missed opportunity. Yeah, it really is. I actually hate the show now. I'm not jokingly. Good. Good, I'm glad. I'm glad I can ruin things for you. Well, I wish every episode ended with me ruining

something you like. Yeah. Wow. I've wasted my life watching that's 10 episodes. And you've wasted your like listening this episode. Yeah, you're in the bigger fool, but we love you. keep listening. Please don't stop listening. Please keep editing a podcast. We'll kill ourselves. I'll kill Brian. I'll do it.

If one person stops listening, you're dead, Brian. That's the Patreon goal. If we get 10 euro a year. Yeah. We can stop murdering prostitutes. Anyway. That's a promise. Scouts honor.

Yeah. I'm still disappointed by that. That's the end. Yeah, I'm going to go kill myself. Yeah, yeah, good. There will be no episode next week. Welcome to the James and James show. There will be no encore here at Gunshot.

Actually, wait, before I go, like, if I, have you talked about, like, if I dies, what I'll be next for the podcast? I probably, I mean, I'm not, Brian and James fuck each other, but you're still here.

I just do it with your rotting corpse in the corner. Do like a soundboard. Yeah, I could just, like, edit, like, just old clips of you like you did in South Park with Isaac Hayes. Just on my set, so it's like,

how you doing, Brian? I'm a farmer. I'm a farmer I'm from Carlo That's great Brian tell me more So I think about this This new

President Bernie Sanders I'm a farmer Very true I think he's summed it up For us folks Where does he come up with this Okay At the end of the episode

All right Bye