Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 55 : There's a bomb in the Hospital

Episode Date: January 17, 2020

We talk about college exams, watching a gay man sleep, Ricky Gervais and Grey's Anatomy.

Got two mics? Yeah, we got two mics. My roommates got me a second mic for Christmas. We should say thank you to the roommates. Thank you very much. It's a thoughtful gift. Although, I have to say, I know this is a reflection on me. This is a reflection on me.

But like, the gift of the second microphone was so thoughtful. And the fact that I hadn't got them anything, I immediately went from, that's very nice. God, I'm a piece of shit. Fuck, they're actually dickheads. How dare they make me feel this bad for not getting the medicine when they got me this very nice

thoughtful gift I immediately within like three seconds I went from oh this is lovely to Willick and fuck off did you get to

anything at all no I didn't I feel really bad because again it's a very thoughtful gift and I just got them nothing you didn't do the kind of

like oh I got you something but I was thinking of doing that it's on its way and it's like oh it's just a bag of weed they don't smoke weed and oh but you do like

oh no I didn't know I guess I got to smoke it all myself no I'm actually I haven't um off the weed not off and off like but I haven't bought a bag since remember the last time we were in your gaff recording yeah I said this is the last I'm not going to buy another bag I haven't that was true yeah yeah yeah and now in fairness like when joints have been passed around like in parties or just hanging out somebody else's gaff I have taken a few cheeky tokes but I haven't bought any

well so like your body isn't care if you buy it or yeah that's true yeah it's not like I'm spoken every single day now. It's just very intermittently. Kind of how you should do. What's it like now that you're off to skunk? I see everything very clearly and I don't like it. Yeah, no, it's fine.

It makes me, when I get bored, I'm like, okay, you're bored. So actually do something to something like... What are you doing? Writing new bits, you know? That's good. Yeah, like I've kind of started getting more. Really, like in 2019, I wasn't like, you know, gigging as much as I should have been at all really

but I hope and to rectify that like you know you'd be surprised by the amount of hours in a day when you stop smoking weed yeah a lot far too many in my opinion and you start doing things and answer all those missed phone calls Sandra hello he's dead

oh no it was six months ago Brian well don't worry I got a present for a funeral a big bag of weed oh you don't want it oh it's okay sound around I spoke it but yeah back to the presence they got your microphone yeah that's really nice

at them very nice of them and we spent like the last half hour trying to set it up and I'm sure it's a very simple thing but we're fucking idiots we couldn't figure it out so now we're just back recording on one mic it's not even ours I like how funny it is that like everyone says the audio

is shit yeah the audio is shit I can't listen to it it's actually causing tinnitus it's causing a repital ear damage I have an ear infection after listening to your podcast. Yeah, yeah. And we're like, okay, well, like, well, we didn't pay you to listen, did we? Yeah.

Fucking return. You know, like that. Then we get all defensive. And your lovely roommates buy you a mic. And we're like, oh, we don't know how this works. Yeah. And then we just get angry. It's your fault.

Fucking bricks. Yeah. It's a nice little insight to who we are as people. But in the next little while, we're going to learn how to use it. Yeah. I've got a camera coming as well. Oh, yeah. Big things happen.

happening in 2020 baby yeah my uncle says you're going to find the camera for me on the dark way don't worry brian i've got this covered and he gives me a camera's already film one out don't watch it unless you're into that kind of thing in which case let's hang out more you ever seem to film eight millimeter this is the sequel 16 millimeter on oh baby do we put it to good use oh baby she ain't 16 she's 16 she's 16 words I can't, you know what I mean? This is a little little people's song. She was just 17.

Do you know what I mean? No, I don't. What does he mean? Seinfeld had that bit, actually. Did he? Yeah, but he did it in front of McCarthy. Oh. It was weird.

You couldn't do it now. Like, they're honoring. Paul McCartney, like, Rock and Roll Hall of Fame thing. Yeah, and Jerry gets up. He's doing like, hey. Oh, hey, did you all, raped that teenager. Are we doing this now?

That's a bad, Seinfeld. I can't do a good sign. well that's because you're not on the weed anymore that's true yeah it's funny because he makes jokes are going like come on Paul what did you mean we all want to know and everyone's laughing but also

Seinfeld himself oh he did yeah he was fucking a 17 year old she was still in high school when he was like at the height of his fame this is like when Seinfeld is like the biggest sitcom on TV and he rocks up to a high school he like yeah he took her out on

dates and she claims or he claims that they never banged but they definitely did she had massive tits did she massive tits okay for a 17 year old that's very impressive my my oh well endowed my deal but it's putting a ticket Jerry goes to prom and stuff

Prong King Jerry Seinfeld and like you know like the producers and everything are like Jerry where are he is I'm busy I'm gonna be voted prom king tell NBC to go fuck themselves yeah Well, what are we talking about?

This all ties back into the second microphone. So I got a camera. Oh, yeah, you got a camera, yeah, yeah. And it's coming. So then we're going to have a video aspect. Yeah, yeah. And we're going to learn how microphones work. It's going to be great.

It's going to be fantastic. We're really going to take over, Brian. I'm almost afraid of how successful will be. It takes a while to get good. Apparently so. Yeah, like, even TV shows. TV shows don't start with all the cameras working. everything they don't start with it's just people uneducated people who are

unemployed saying all right buddy you got a camera figure it out like early SNL was just like a guy with a camera will they done he was like trying to shoot the whole thing with a Polaroid camera yeah yeah yeah and Lauren's like you're idiot that's not how it works figure it out he was trying to do a flipbook with Polaroid pictures so yeah the camera's come on, we're going to have video and audio and it's gonna be great. It's gonna be great. This would be the last batch of like bad episodes.

Yeah, so strap in. Yeah, so get them while they're on, kids. This would be like, you know when you have like bootlegs? Yeah. Like, you know, Bob Dylan or something like that? Yeah, yeah. You know that R. Kelly Pissin video was like a bootleg and it's like ha ha, this is hilarious. Like, no, that's child porn, sir.

Yeah. It was like a bootleg. They sold it at like, you know, car boot sales and stuff. It's like, our, our Kelly piss video. Who wants it? I suppose back then it was like a party. Yeah, it was like a hilarious kind of like a jackass type things like, oh dude, check this out. But no, that's child for.

That was an audition for jackass. They all had to line up and piss on a kid. Yeah, that's why he wasn't out near a Wii man. Because he got too excited. Oh, God. So. So you got a camera. You got a mic.

Mike. I'm getting a camera. So yeah. You get any other presents? Uh, no. No. uh just that um some clothes some money just from uh the mother uh very nice you know nothing wrong with money yeah yeah yeah so just have to use it for bills though so it's kind

of depressing but you know happy christmas when your kid you get money it's like oh i'm gonna buy like well we don't really know what money is like how how it works yeah i'm gonna buy a submarine and your father hit you because you're an idiot yeah yeah every christmas and i deserved it like yeah of course you did yeah but nowadays like oh i can pay rent for next week millennial christmas yeah yeah i can pay rent and not end up on the street god it's almost inevitable though that seems that's the way it's going for me definitely yeah you've got a nice little job yeah you've got a nice little learner that's true yeah well like it's not really i'm never flush it's literally impossible if it's go wrong for you

yeah that's true yeah well we'll see yeah we'll see this is the start of year at the end of the year we can do this uh there's some story as I could tell, but I probably shouldn't. Yeah, let's not do. Maybe someday. It's not get you fired, yeah. Not just yet. I should be there at least a year. But you've got something. I've got nothing. Well, you're in college.

Just did your exams? Yeah, but I have this moment of knowing again, I'm like, I'm in a course but this is not a good course. Like, this is... Yeah. Yeah. Do you know, are you not like feeling it? Well, like, at the end of the day, you're going to learn how to be an event manager. Yeah.

What fuck is that? What kind of? a made-up ballets is that like yeah I'll do this shit oh Jesus no it just it'd be so much easier just like you know

I know what you're gonna say just do a beginning of midsummer if you know what I mean I haven't seen midsummer all right well watch midsum watch the first five minutes at midsummer and I'm like oh you hear that kids pause right now go watch midsummer and come back

all your kids watch midsummer and then do exactly what you see it's a good film it's not the best film i actually had an argument with a girl yeah just before i watched it and it's all about breakup it's all a metaphor for a break right okay yeah yeah yeah so i don't think i was in the right state of mind okay our good friend of ours thought it was best film of the year who's that now johns ballon oh okay very good it's all the best film of the year again i haven't seen it i did see hereditary and i like that although there are a few parts that i laughed out loud at in the cinema and I wasn't appreciated

because they weren't meant to be funny Did you actually laugh at us? I genuinely laughed at it I could imagine the bits of you were laughing at you. I was stoned though so I was like Because I think me and you were very similar and we both like you know

bad things happening in children Jesus that tickles the funny bone Brian I don't know why The real niece laughing Yeah I just walk around Crumlin Hospital laughing my ass off Yeah You're like this is hilarious

It's like a five year long set up to it two second punch life I'm just imagine you walking around a tongue that's like throwing peanuts but yeah so what I was talking about so yeah college is like midsummer

that's what I'm trying to say it's a horror film but I did all my exams there yeah how'd they go it's good some gay guy fell asleep okay yeah you see Brian this is a very special and unique talent you have you can detect someone's sexuality

even when they're asleep but not saying anything I don't sound bad here He definitely was gay Like I'll put All the money in the world All the tea in China On this gay guy He had the earring

And he was in the uniform Oh I see Died hair earring Okay Only gays have that And these are two things I've had in the past Like

But yeah He fell asleep And he was like proper like A cartoon All you'd miss him was like The little Z's coming out Oh really Yeah

Like he can actually see the Zs And he was like Just head down Like that And he was close to me and he's kind of good looking as well so I couldn't stop looking at him so you were distracted by the attractive attractive

attractive unconscious mind yeah almost like you know I wouldn't no one's ever asking for it no ready for the exam ooh but like because at first it was like oh he's asleep

that's a bit funny I gotta do my work and I was like oh I wouldn't he still asleep yeah he is yeah but then I kept thinking about it and the more I kept thinking like Brian stop looking at the gay guy's asleep then I kept thinking like oh was the gay guy asleep like it was it started going around my head almost like um jack torrance okay yeah yeah or

like i looked down with the pages roll like working no play for gay guy makes brian a dull boy yeah yeah well apart from that the example well okay well that's good yeah yeah yeah i may find out who that guy was yeah so do what he just slept with the whole thing did he actually do that it was near the end oh i see this is a very confident i'm finished i'm going to Oh, this is confident game. Okay, confident sleep. Yeah, this is like, I've done, 100% already. I can, like, cruise down in sleep, yeah, yeah, where I'm still writing away, like.

Okay, just stressing out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, well, I don't know, you know, what else can I say about that? I wasn't there. You should have been. I should have been. It's actually the security is pretty lax there. Well, actually, that does bring me to, and I did tell you this before, but during an exam in DKIT,

because I went there briefly. No, I went there graduated. That's something you're proud of. No, deeply ashamed. It's like people like, yeah, I did time. I went to DKIT. That's why I want to meet my lunch and very hunched over. He's like, what's you need? What's you need?

Just picture like when you finish DQIT, you walk out and a guy you hands do like Just your personal effects. My hands like a full one from the 80s. This is the Nokia 3210. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. World's the world moves awfully fast nowadays when I was a boy I only saw one transgender but it seems they're everywhere now that's offensive no it's not no he's from the 40s

and that's what's his name Brooks but he hangs himself anyways so it works out get rid of that if Brooks's manager was trans he wouldn't have hung himself no no no no no no all but anyway no just real quick that story at DKT during an exam You mentioned security is pretty lax.

I know this because I went into an exam. And when I got in, I was like, oh, shit, I don't have a pen. I have no pen. And I asked a few people are going to borrow a pen. They were like, don't look at me. And I was like, fair enough. So I actually went out into the corridor where everyone had left their personal effects and school bags. And I rooted through them until I found a pen.

I'm not proud of that moment, but it was, you know, it was literally the exam's happening right now. Yeah. You got no time to act. I can't go to his shop. college shop is very close by it's very close by in retrospect it was and probably something I could have done but you know what Brian

it was like an episode of 24 you know you just had to act well you're like Marie and breaking bad I'm just there for the thrill you're going to love this marriage to Dean Norris our marriage has lost the spark

which is an awful fate God we would have the ugliest children oh god he just hits you the head by a rock it's a mineral it's a mineral jesus well yes he just went rooting through the bags and i found a pen and there's no one around no well i got away with it so you could have taken something else like that's true i could have but i didn't i was like this was like i was aware that in the moment this is a bad thing to be doing so i'm not going to capitalize on it in the way that somebody else might i'm just going to take a pen that i need in this moment you're taking like

pad. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, a spare bra. Some girls through in there, like, dear, dear penthouse. Imagine if, like, you're going through, and it turns out one of the girls the day before she went to the gym, okay, she's throwing her clothes in her bag, okay, hand-tong, and she woke up kind of late, like, oh shit, and just ran in where her bag, yeah, and she says it's, like, a smelly clothes, and you get, like, jackpot. And you're just, like, huffing this bag, okay?

Like, you're almost passing out. just like the scene with fucking Dennis Hopper and blue velvet Baby wants to fuck Mommy Mommy Yeah you're saying all that

Okay Sniffing the bag Just sniffing his bag It's just sniffing his bag It's going to get a pen I have an exam Yeah That's exactly what happened

Yeah But actually I was saying security It's pretty lax So I'd recommend I know this and this Like you can just steal pens Steel pens

plant a ball and whatever you want to do. They don't check your ID when you're walking in. No, they don't. And you just walk in, like. It's very laxy, daisy. Well, I remember actually when I started, and you were in my course when we started. Remember that very first course? Yeah.

There was a guy who went to the college for like two full weeks. Turns out he was just a brother of one of the girls who was actually in the course. And he wasn't meant to be there. And then like two weeks into the course, he just walks up to one of lectures and goes, Hey, man, how's going? I'm not actually registered, but like, can. I go here and he was like what you mean can you go here it's like yeah I'm not actually on the course like wait so you're not registered to be you're not a

student here it's like technically not no but you've been coming for two weeks yeah and you want to be on the course yeah get out you're mental you're clearly mental why have you been coming here for two weeks if you're not meant to be here you're mental get out no and don't shoot anyone on the way out that's all that's a true story that's DKIT ladies and gentlemen I kind of remember that a little bit yeah But also, like, that's all the consequences you get. That's someone who's like, hey, get out.

It's like, okay, I got two weeks of education. I wouldn't call it that. Yeah, so now I know, like, how to do team building. I know shutter stops. I've heard the word shutter stops, so I win. Yeah. Tungsten, bitch. Tungsten.

But, yeah, that's so, that's DKEI too. Good times, good times. What, he taught was probably, like, a music festival. You sneak under the fence. Yeah, yeah. imagine he kept the con going for like the whole four years yeah and then he's accepting his diploma

like guess what bitch is well see they wouldn't have him what was he thinking because his name is not on the list and after a while they're people are going to be like I don't know your name what's your name you just feel like oh I transferred from Darton he's like you know

you know what the paperwork's like oh yeah yeah this college I tell you yeah he could have yeah he could have yeah be like Liam Caprio and catch me if you can. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're talking to that earlier, yeah, yeah. I'm a pilot, what, get on?

Yeah, so he gets confused. He's like, are you in this class? Like, ah, you know, I'm just doing a few, uh, puddle jumpers. What? I don't even know what that is. That's what he says in the film, like, okay. Yeah, when they're like, are you pilot?

Like, yeah, just flying a few puddle jumpers. That's what they call the old planes. You know, I have hired one criticism of this show in that we tend to make very obscure references that nobody gets. Yeah, I'll throw ass on her face. Yeah, that's what you do. Yeah. You don't get our references.

this fuck you it was also like yeah well like if you went to college and the lecture was saying

things didn't know what's that I've never know to that I don't understand this yeah

learn yeah because we're really dropping some knowledge on your flip snowflake we're dropping

who said that it was actually a shit the guy who's like been helping us out so probably we can't

go after him too much well well it looks like I'm the he is To-shaie, Mr Shane That's the only name you could have said That would have really

Anyone else And you would have like Give me their address Yeah We're going over there right now That would be good We keep recording While you drive over

And beat them Yeah Yeah Yeah But we kind of forget What we're doing On the drive there Where it's like

Yeah yeah Good good Have you seen The New Star Wars You've been J.J. Abrams Is shit Yeah

Yeah Let's go to his house Instead Yeah Yeah What are we talking about? Oh yeah So, look, the exams went well.

Okay, good, yeah. So that's why I haven't really had time to prepare. That's my excuse for this episode. I haven't had time to prepare my notes and stuff like that. We've been rambling a lot, but, you know, a lot has happened. So many things that we won't fit it all into this episode. You know what? Before we get into crazy news stuff, we should finish off.

So how was your Christmas? My Christmas was pretty uneventful in that I was working night shifts for most of it. So, yeah, I was just like working. And any time it wasn't working, I was driving a Monaghan. So literally no drinking over Christmas. So you're working. working over Christmas yeah now I'm picturing you're on your own okay and uh in a mind shaft there's like uh tinsel and stuff around the walls was kind of falling down

and uh you're not for oh yeah and you've got a little bun just with one candle in it yeah has anyone got a light said shut up and for some reason the Christmas tree has already turned brown it's a fake tree but it already turned brown it's the fake tree roared that's how depressing this Christmas is well the fake tree just has a nooks around it's it actually

pretty heavy metal kind of thing to do I bet Marilyn Manson does that I bet he does the upside darn crucifix oh yeah that'll show up I usually have done in work

yeah I should have yeah that'll impress him like you're moxie yeah so yeah did you do anything at all for like Christmas

when you're working it was a little like you know no no to be honest it was actually quite busy do you have like a sweet or something well yeah

there was there was like there was sweets and stuff left yeah around left over basically the scraps from like

all the other departments they what they do is they get like a little chocolate or like a rollo they put in their mouth then they spit it out have that you dog

they spit out in the bathroom floor they go it must be Christmas I go out in the bathroom. Saints be praised to gather the children.

Don't you... Turn into Muppets Christmas Carol. You're on crutches. What is it, sir? Oh, this row will soon sustain me through the cold winter. Oh my God. Yeah, that's pretty much

what it was like. That's why I'm picturing. And I like what I'm picturing. Well, that's what my Christmas was like. How was yours? Wayne was pretty sad. Okay. Sadder than mine? Well, at least you're doing something.

I suppose. I was getting paid to be there. Double time. Oh, that's great. Yeah. Oh, I take it all back then. Fuck you. Well, no, it wasn't double time, actually.

You do get a 250 euro bonus. Don't mention actual money. What's the tax man? Oh, I don't care. Hey, you ain't getting me, baby. I'm like MC Hammer. Remember a Beatles song? Oh, Mr. Taxman.

Yeah. Well. That's not how it went. It was something like that. Yeah, something about the tax man. They were like, Mr. Taxman. She was 17. going to tax that ass if you know what I mean

yeah I remember that yeah that's a good one yeah but so my Christmas okay is we're just on our own on Christmas none of her family came over like no extended family came over like okay so it's just me and parents oh right and the day before my dad I know I think my dad gets sad disorder or something like that like

seasonal affected disorder I think it gets like that sometimes. It's like the weather changes and people want to kill themselves. That cock turns, you know. Yeah, yeah. The weather cock, the men weathercock. Weathercock, of course. Yeah, when that turns and it starts getting dark, that's an, yeah, so my dad's, starts

getting depressed. So what, uh, what do you notice? What are the changes? It just doesn't talk. Okay. Yeah. Just doesn't talk at all. We sat, Christmas dinner, uh, we sat and it was so quiet, you could hear the cutlery.

Oh, okay. Yeah. Just absolute silence. Yeah. It is hard because it's really, there's no other day where you're forced to be indoors with your immediate family the entire day and actually spend time with them, you know. But it's not something we're actually very good at. No, we're not good at all. So because it's Christmas Day, in the back of your head you're like, oh, this should be special.

The fact that this is a shit day is like worse than a regular shit day. That's true. There's like an added pressure to it. It's like, if it isn't nice, then fuck. People are going to ask me why I did Christmas Day. I'm just, I have nothing to say, you know? Yeah. Make up a lie.

I said, oh, it's fucking, uh. I was raw dog and some hoes on the yacht, baby. Yeah. Yeah. Who's a good porn star? Eh. You know the one that did Deep Trow? What was her name, Linda or something?

Liveda Loveless. Yeah, yeah. Oh, I was banging Lindelubless. And you can't prove me wrong. She's been dead. the 12 years yeah it was a

Christmas miracle she died in a rose again yeah Linda Loveless she just had life she did

they made a movie about her with Amanda Seafried yeah apparently it was very sexual I didn't see it but very full on

I haven't watched actually I should watch that next Christmas with your family yeah your dad still says nothing

this would cheer you up daddy oh my dad starts do a little jinkin Oh, the porn star died Of an overdose It's like to see you in Mary Poppins When the old man starts

Floating in the air Well, what was We didn't watch that What we did watch was After dinner, we turned on TV There's no TV we're having dinner Yeah, sure Which made it worse

We turned on, we didn't watch the news We didn't want to watch the news No So instead we went on to Some random channel on Sky That shows non-stop train documentaries. Oh, I bet you that's soothed

Gisal, isn't it? That's like your value basically. I don't know why. I don't know why. It's something about trains really really camps me down. Don't know why.

Probably because it were glasses. I'm a boffin. I'm a naked. Yeah, it's probably because I'm so cool. So yeah, it was an Australian train documentary. Of course. And it comes to trying.

Yeah, yep. And there's another one. Well, in this, they're trying they add a bit suspense they're like oh we're going to do the biggest uh um biggest train load okay so it's like they're carrying a big load and this is the biggest load ever okay yeah and then they're like oh no where's the forklift and then and then they have a commercial break and you're back like oh there's a forklift problem solved yeah and there's a bit in it we're like they're going along yeah and they're losing time you're trying to beat world record wow you're really

invested in this you should see how excited he is talking about this They're losing time. So they've already told people we're going to do the big slow ever and we're going to do it the fastest ever. Yeah. So they're going along and there's like a bridge ahead of them

and there's all these train spotters are watching them, okay? Oh, just Scottish people doing heroin? Hey, yeah. Oh, no, but train spotting. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, no, okay. I take it back, yeah.

All right, thank you. Let's move along. It wasn't good. It doesn't need analysis. Yeah, all right. Let's go. No, I know what you mean. The film.

Yes. Yeah, yeah. The Danny Boyle film from 1996. Is that reference you obscure? There will be a harvard referencing system sent out to the helm of each listener. Thank you and good night. We should have a little glossary. Yeah, we should.

We'll be like David Foster Wallace is a little like glossary in the back. Infinite jest. Is that enough for you, you scribe? Anyway, they're going along the train, okay. But they're losing steam. Oh. Literally because the steam train trains. It's a steam.

Figuratively because they're losing pace. Oh, that's like a double metaphor. Yeah, the train sporters are watching. kid. And they're like, oh God, the narrator's going like, if they don't win this, they're going to lose respect amongst the train spot and community. A very, yeah, very hip crowd. Once you're in that inner circle, you don't want

to lose it. You might the pussy you get. It's kind of charming because there's like these simple Australian guys and all they know is trains. And there's a bit in there where they're taking a break and they decide to take some pictures of the train. That's their like that's their break. Yeah, yeah. Sounds like you fit out with these people very well.

It does look good now. There's a bit where frying eggs on the on the shovel okay you know the over the fire yeah you're just throw the cold into the fire yeah they're frying some eggs very old what the granddad used to do very bad for you know you just get it's basically that's that they don't clean the the shovel no yeah it's just like a fried egg with coal it's just a coal flavored egg yeah yeah yeah you're basically is more cold an egg in that life is cold vegan I don't think so yeah so yeah we watch that. And what's funny as well is

they don't have commercials. It was just the entire channel was sponsored by Angel Has Fallen. Oh, the movie Angel Is Fallen, yes. Angel Is Fallen, I haven't seen it, but it's the Gerard Butler film. Yeah, it's like the third one. Yeah, yeah. Was it the White House is fallen? It was

Olympus. I watched that. What's the London? Is London? London is fallen? Yeah. That's like straight up, like these Muslims are killing everyone. Oh. And Gerard Butler has to wipe them out. So I was like, my can't a picture. Yeah, yeah. Jared Butler, he's like, you know,

he creates a weapon that can burn every Koran. And then this one, it's like the president gets assassinated. Okay. And then they pin it on him, is it? Yeah, but also trying to kill the vice president who's now going to become Morgan Freeman. Okay. Who's going to become the president now.

The first black, oh, wait, no, no, no, never mind. No, no, sorry. Yeah. I don't recognize it, but anyway, it's long. Yeah, but the whole thing. channel was sponsored by the movie the DVD

oh right yeah on DVD now oh it came out in cinemas but because it's probably an older crowd watching it so they don't even bother like talking about

on iTunes it won't know yeah yeah it's like on DVD now yeah so that kind of really excited of course

so that was your Christmas and then I tried to watch a film what did you watch Christmas vacation oh the Chevy Chase film yeah

but it didn't make me happy no no no It's very... It's not good. No, you know what? Now he's in a bad mood watching it. Yeah.

I think those old 80s movies, there's like a pacing issue. It's just like, I don't know, it's like there's something that is very, you disconnect from it. It's like you don't invest into the narrative. It feels very staged and like, here's the next scene.

Here's the next scene. I couldn't verbalize that. Yeah. That's exactly what is. Because I noticed this with a few of those that kind of films that are considered classic comedies from the 80s, and they all have that issue and then

anyway, yeah. Because like it feels more like each scene is a little sketch. Yeah, just sort of mashed in. It feels like S&L people wrote it. Yeah. So as a feel, even the first scene in Christmas vacation is them driving along and they get stuck under a truck.

Yeah. So they might die. Yeah, yeah. Okay. And the wife's like, oh honey, what are you doing? And the kids are bored. And it's like, I don't believe. Yeah. I know it's a dumb comedy, because no one seems to really care about the fact we're going to die

if I don't care and then just go off the truck and they crash into a tree and it's like okay and then just go home yeah and it's just like that's it and you just completely forget about what just happened

and then the next scene it's like he's walking along and he's a hot girl and it's like oh breasts and he's Merry Christmas yeah dude yeah no but again

I kind of as we're saying this like even though I'm agreeing with what you're saying this is like they are just dumb movies and you do kind of you know you should but I don't know it's even just something

about the comedy in it as well isn't it's not good no it's just dated it's very old well I feel like even at the time I wouldn't have liked it

compared to other comedies like compared to like Animal House or Caddyshack yeah Caddyshack still works but yeah Caddyshack works

but it's the same kind of thing actually Cadyshack is more feels more realistic where like you have characters that aren't

that feel real so then when like fucking Chevy Chase or Rodney Dangerfield show up Yeah They're a funny guys And he's the

He's the straight man Yeah Yeah Jordan Galecky's in Christmas Vickies Yeah The fucking big Big Bang theory

Guy Man he's a great career Yeah man He went from that To Roseanne He's gone from like Biggest show ever To biggest show ever

Yeah He actually has Yeah Although he did go quiet Sort of in between Oh poor him Well he's doing fine now Yeah

I think he's the second highest paid TV actor of all Of all the time The moment Who's the Fucking Sheldon Because he's got

Young Sheldon as well Oh of course Yeah Wait I thought it was cancelled Young Sheldon isn't cancelled But Big Bang Theory is Well they ended it Oh okay

They wanted to keep it going They wanted their like Yeah you're right actually Yeah they did it Of course they didn't Of course they didn't I'm an idiot I'm an idiot

Yeah Yeah I'm sorry Yeah they want to keep it going It's I couldn't believe How pop it's still It was still the number one show It's insane

yeah I don't know how man that Chuck Lorke guy because he did the same with two and a half men he takes these really generic shitty comedies but they turn out to be like incredibly popular which I don't know like it's kind of like a whole other level of like okay I don't really

respect the comedy or the show itself but the fact what he's managed to do multiple times it's like create these just gigantic successful shows oh I love it it's impressive I love it I love to do the the lack of creativity and just like the complete selling out like let's just capitalize on this

crazy you know who people who care about selling out and all that people record podcasts and never get anything in life okay only losers care about it okay not like us oh we're do you know how good his life is who chuck lorry i have no i couldn't imagine it's amazing i'm sure it is yeah he did darman greg as well did he not as big but you mike and mike and Molly. Yeah, again, that was another man. But even like some of his shows, like he has, he created mom, okay? Oh. Which is a show like, like, I don't know about it. Apparently it's like one of the biggest

comedies ever. Is it? We just don't know about it. Yeah. Jesus. Okay. He's got a new show coming out. I think I told you. It's about it's, um, an American soldier PTSD and he has to live with an Iraqi. Sounds hilarious. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They have to room share together. Is it an actual like sitcom? Yeah, sitcom. Yeah. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Oh my God. The United States of Al, something like that. Okay. Yeah.

That would be funny. You could definitely get a lot of jokes out with that. Because, like, I'm going to picture, let's say, like, the American guy is having, like, dreams of his, you know, he's a soldier, okay? Yeah. So he's having, like, Hurt Locker-style dreams. Flashbacks about, like, his friends get turned into red mist. Yes. Okay, like that.

Yeah. And then, like, yeah, he's like, oh, he wakes up like, oh, what's that bad smell? And it's the Iraqi guy, he doesn't know how showers work, you know? Jesus. Even though he's been living in America over the last six years, he's full on. Oh my God. He says, hold on citizen, okay? And then, like, the Iraqi guy comes in, and the American guy goes, like, you smell, okay?

And you don't belong here, okay? And then... Cheer the laughter. And then... But instead of, like, laughter, the audience throw tomatoes down. See, now I'd watch that. Yeah, yeah. Definitely watch that.

Yeah, yeah. It's very actually, like, it's almost, it's very risky, isn't it though, the soldier in Iraqi, like. Or are they going to, they're going to do it real heartwarming, cutesy-wootsie, they reconcile all their differences. Well, they'll do cutesy, cutesy stuff at the end of the episode, we're like, you know, oh, you like, hitting women. Maybe we're not so different after all. If we can bond over this. Yeah, but it will be a lot of, like, um, stuff like yeah we're pushing the envelope but we're pushing it because uh you know we we're not afraid to say the truth all right but it will only be uh jokes against him like yeah like

it might be a joke like yeah well you blew up my village it's like shut up and that's just like 9-11 that's his comeback every time 9-11 I was 12 oh yeah no no that's how they do actually because they'll have the thing where like he says racist things yeah but like he's an ignorant guy so can get away with it but we can still laugh at what he's saying yeah because deep down we know we know it's wrong no we know it's right

it's wrong but it feels so right and it will be a whole thing we're like people with like liberals will get angry at and that'll like make the networks go like yeah we're doing

something good yeah no like that's the thing now it's really become you know we've talked about before but controversy is becoming a commodity yeah like if somebody if people like look at

you know Shane Gillis nobody knew who the fuck he was and if you just went on S&L. You would have forgotten about him. He was another cast member. Oh, I think he would have been, he would have blown up. No, I think, well, yeah, maybe. Because he has no distinct voice.

Yeah, that's true. I'm like, you know, dead heads? They follow Grateful Dead. Oh, okay. I'm like that with Shane Gillis. Okay, you follow him around. I just take acid and follow him around. Like, well, forget about that for a minute, but like, yeah, like, it's like, you know, that really uh, it's just like any bit of controversy

is like really good press now. Right, yeah. Because all the people were like, what's this? The left don't like this. Well, I'm going to go and support it then. There's a whole industry of people who every day will get up and be like, can you believe you can't say retard? Can you believe it? You cannot say retard.

It's disgusting. And the next day, welcome everyone. News just in. I can't say retard. And that's the entire. That's basically what Ben Shapiro is. Yeah. It's like, can you believe it?

But they like pick the worst of the worst. worst. They were like, the one woman who's like, oh, men are shit. Well,

guess why everyone? Like, now we got... This is, yeah. I actually, like,

he's not been... Have you ever heard of Sarkon of Akon? Yeah, yeah, he's like a real crazy right wing, dude, isn't it?

He's... He's... He's an idiot, like, yeah, but he's clearly a fucking idiot. I saw one of the videos. I have to rewind him. He was like,

oh, is this a bit or what? He was like, oh, he was quoting some woman who was like and she was saying something like hey the Me Too movement isn't that complicated women shouldn't be raped

full stop and he was like that's a good point sure you say that and he literally without any kind of like sense of irony was like oh well you see the thing is when you say women shouldn't be raped

you're applying that men should be raped and that's the problem of feminism you can't stop raping men you feminists that was his argument that was his like oh I've used

logic to defeat you there now back to our main story I can't say a retard yeah yeah but it is like it's such a it is funny scene we'll talk about

you know did you watch Ricky Jervais uh yeah what's the moon goals we actually got the live feed and work not to brag or anything no

well you weren't allowed watch it no I wasn't I was put in the cupboard the cabin cupboard that's what they call it yeah get in your cabin beast yeah anyway

I heard it was good though Ricky Jervais at the golden mode but it's funny how like Rick Jervais is a fairly kind of liberal guy you know he doesn't like Trump yeah or Brexit or things like that it is he's been very clear on that like yeah well a lot of right wing

people saw them and were like yeah that's it he's telling the truth yeah yeah yeah yeah that'll show him yeah yeah but like you know people are saying like oh it's so edgy it was like it really wasn't it was almost it's quite predictable like don't get me wrong it was good but it was like

The things that he made jokes about are such huge stories and so intrinsically linked to Hollywood. Obviously, he was going to make jokes about it. Well, the thing is, like, it's not really about the jokes. It's not about the jokes themselves, because if he did those jokes in his special normal care. Yeah, that's true. It's the fact they're doing it in front of celebrities and you can see their reactions. Their reactions. That is the big, yeah, component of it.

And I don't think actors have realized yet just how much of America hates them and how that number is growing every year. Yeah, true. as more and more people become radicalized so left become more alt-right and become more racist and just start seeing the truth I think

especially also because studios are relying less than actors and more on properties now really like what do you mean it just mean like it doesn't really matter who plays Captain America okay it kind of does but not really because they think oh just fire someone and get a new guy

and play Captain America. Oh, okay, right. Look at Spider-Man. Yeah. They keep getting new Spider-Man. Yeah, that's true. Or Batman, they get new Batman. Yeah.

It's more about the proper. People are definitely getting fed up with it, though. Well, we are, but like, you know, have you seen the China box office stuff like that? No, yeah, I suppose, yeah. People who can't speak English love those films. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And all us white folks look the same to them anyway.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was going to do the voice, but I don't think I will, right? You know, I do the voice in New York. We've talked about that. It's 20-20. that was your new year's resolution it's a new decade no more voices

I definitely won't stick to that so I think actors and actresses are going to become less than less popular in the next few years and we're going to see more killings oh yeah yeah like do you mean like

Heath Ledger make it look like accident no no I mean like just proper like Jennifer Lawrence two in the head you know corn will get pie in the face you know stuff like that yeah okay yeah

yeah yeah people don't like celebrities anymore no i think i think we love to hate them we love to hate them because you know why also because we're all becoming bitter and addicted to the pills yeah so we don't like

beautiful people no social media also adds the ability to actually reach out to celebrities never had this before in history where fucking joe pie muncher and susy shithead can tweet like fucking johnny death and go oh i don't like pirates to the caribbean

be in oh fuck you yeah and he has to like actually and he just takes out when I'm for her come here you bitch well I will strike you my dear yeah I mean I thought Rick Jervais thing it was fun to see celebrities reacting yeah a lot of them do the good natured laugh

and that's boring I like the ones that look angry yeah that's true but no but like none of them care that's the thing about actors like they're really good actors especially the ones with sustained success they are only there because they are complete yes men or women they will do and say whatever is popular to maintain their thing like you know well i mean jervais they don't they have no beliefs so they can't really be offended is what i'm saying they almost don't qualify as human beings most of them that's going a bit much but anyway no i think most of them like

they kind of just go where uh popularity takes them or it's like oh i'm going to be like this but I don't think I even agree morals but it's going to be interesting where Jervais goes next because he ended this basically roast this opening monologue by saying like

oh don't talk about things you're all fucking morons so how does he talk himself next year if he hosts it no he said this is he kept saying this is my final time I think he said that before though so if he did it again

he'd have to just like just start killing him you know he just like hey Jilenhall Jake Jillenol he got a pretty face let me show you He just gets a knife and starts cutting it He cuts his ears and nose off

Makes him meet his own fucking dick And that's the tag He swallows the dick He's like ooh What you offended He's just a joke Don't mean nothing He's just jouts

He's like He's like scalping Tom Hanks It's like oh Afterlife on Netflix Oh Oh you'll actually do the next year he should do him on log but he has Derek

I could actually see him doing something like that coinness that would actually be pretty funny if you went up there and it was like a real sincere goof like you know named the David Bread dance at the end like

dude yeah that would he be yeah that would be funny what are we at now 45 we're three quars in

we're going to do an hour Yeah, we haven't really talked about any of the big stuff I'd say we'll leave the big stuff till next time Okay, all right This is just us kind of like Just getting back in the swing of it Hey, bitches, we're just warming up You ain't ready for us

Yeah, yeah Your pussy will get so wet Yeah, that's right We've learned how microphones work And you're all gonna get it Yeah, yeah Pussy gets so wet I'm gonna finish that

Pussy gets so wet Yeah, you're gonna need your slippers Perfect yeah perfect oh no you think a better one no I think you're a pussy's going to get so wet you better bring a cruise ship ah okay yeah right because it'd be so wet yeah there would be adequate liquid to sustain the floating of a cruise ship I've been studying for my exam so I haven't really been like okay on the ball but now that I've got no exams I can just like go into a wall and just start you know it's like it's going to a dark room

just like mutter to myself your pussy so way you're gonna be like M and M and 8 miles just riding around on the bus like just like pussy so wet ding ding ding ding ding

ding ding and then you come home when your mother's getting fucked by Michael Shannon you're yo mom what's you doing yeah

Michael Shannon oh is you ever watch it when he was General Zod no I don't even know Superman he was General Zod

He wasn't Myles comes out with Cape Oh we're getting silly now Oh it's going Ridiculous We'll end on a little thing now So I've been hanging out With girls recently

Oh I know you wouldn't think so Because I haven't tried My pussy so wet No no You gotta perfect it Before I'd drop it on those stank holes Now I'm going like Kramer

To like burst into the door Your pussy so wet fucking out you should end it like Kramer as well I think you found the perfect ending Your pussy's so wet And you know what

People like you'd be hanging from trees Because your pussy's so wet Oh what the fuck This episode's mental Yeah we actually are way too obscure Yeah it's going really weird Yeah okay Let's just bring him

relatable yeah let's bring it back down to reality you might not even have time to do it we'll do it quick alright okay I'm gonna talk with Grey's Anatomy okay wow oh yeah you were telling me you've been watching it with these girls you're hanging out of it's weird because multiple girls I think it's because it's on Amazon Prime yeah so multiple girls I know have all

started Grey's Anatomy around the same period around Christmas okay so they're all like oh my God I'm on season 2 now it's great oh they're all like watching it together and talk yeah yeah yeah yeah it's like it's a water cooler thing for them like yeah sure yeah so i've um i walked in recently and i watched two episodes with them okay it's a two parter episode okay what season uh season two okay it's a very famous episode a lot

people say it's the best episode oh okay so basically um i'll describe it to you yeah oh i'm ready yeah okay so there's like i don't like character's name so this is called him things again so dumb doctor is the guy he's like a dumb jockey kind of doctor okay right pretty boy at the start of the episode he's a dream or three of the female doctors and they're called nurses oh thank god just sidestepped that that could have been brought us a bit of controversy yeah anyway uh three waitresses i mean doctors three secretaries dressed as slutty nurses oh listen this in his dreams they're naked showering together what yeah you see you see the back oh right okay so no tiddies yeah no titty that's okay yeah and he wakes up like that was a crazy dream

now remember that for later oh comes back does it now so he brings them in the shower and forcibly strips him I have a dream you nurses

get in the shower oh sorry I mean you doctors getting the shower and getting naked for me don't be sexist so so a patient comes

in all right. And there's guest star Christina Ritchie for this episode. I like her. Yeah, she's great in it actually. So she's one of those ambulance nurses. Paramedics, where we call them? What do you call them? Yeah, paramedics. Yeah. So she's got her hand on the patient and stop the bleeding, okay? Right. And they're bringing them in. Like, what happened? And the wife of the patient is like, oh, him and his friend were testing out their new explosive rocket launcher. Okay. Yeah, because him and his friend like to make rocket launchers together, okay? course and they're like oh wait a minute the rocket launcher's in him and it's unexploded oh my god okay so they burst into examination he's got a rocket in him yeah yeah where in his uh belly

uh yeah belly or something like how big is it it's uh it's about the size of your hand okay okay so they're like christina reach you've got your hand on the bomb yeah she's like yeah and like oh my god you can't take away it's going to explode oh yeah what is it a landmine something like that okay yeah So there's a bomb Already this is fucking stupid As fuck by the way So there's a bomb inside him Okay

And if Christina Ricci Moves her hand Yeah It's going to explode But listen to this okay They already brought him into the ER okay And the oxygen supplies

Right underneath Oh Yeah yeah So if he blows up The whole hospital Not only will the hospital explode But all of Seattle Not really

Well some Seattle People will lot of people die Really The hospital is in the city. Oh, I see, okay. So it's under the main gas tank. So, like, it will cause unbelievable damage. Kind of a, you know, stupid place.

All right, go on, yeah, yeah, yeah. It will kill everyone. It will kill, like, and Seattle, that's where any better is from. That's true, grunge. Well, those people probably all wanted to die. Oh, yeah. Yeah, high suicide rate in Seattle. If Kurt hadn't shot himself, you know.

He would have blown up at the Grizzan anatomy explosion. Yeah. Yeah, okay. So they're like, oh, my God, it can't get any worse, okay? one of the other main doctors like the chief of staff is pregnant and she's going to labor

right now wait the chief of medicine yeah yeah she's this black lady and she's pregnant she's giving birth why is she working in a hospital if she's literally about to give birth well she's going to give birth

she might as well do work friends you know okay fair enough well she's going to go to different hospital oh wait so she's not there in an administrative capacity no she works there normally but she ends up getting up to doth flakes yeah yeah but is she there as a patient

or is she there working? As patient, yeah. Oh, okay, see, I thought she was there working still pregnant. I was like, Jesus. She's a tough black lady, so she's still trying to do work. You've got to relax. Yeah, yeah. Linda, whatever her name is, okay?

Okay. That was a good choice. You could have went real bad there. Okay, right, okay. So she can, the husband of the, uh, Linda. Linda. Is driving. He gets in a car crash, okay?

Oh, okay. And his brain, he hits his brain, okay? So McDreamy. no McDreamie Yeah he's Has to do An open brain surgery Okay

In the hospital Okay Right Right Right beside The patient He's going to explode Are you serious?

Yeah Yeah Wow that's a lot of pressure For McDreamy So the bomb squad comes in That's a retarded amount of pressure For McDreamy

So the bomb squad comes in Okay And it's Kyle Chandler guest starring It's the bomb squad head Oh I like him Yeah he's great in it Yeah

So he comes in You gotta get everyone out here And McDream is like listen I'm a doctor and I'd rather die and let this patient die

so I'm going to keep doing it and you know if my patient explodes so be it yeah that's a bit dreamy okay so also there's another doctor okay and he's so stressed out he's a heart attack oh my gosh wow it's all gone wrong

hasn't it? Yeah it's crazy okay yeah all right so Christine Ritchie's holding the thing Oh, she's still got her hand on the guy. Yeah, she can't move it. And is this guy conscious? No, he's unconscious. He's unconscious the whole time, right? Okay. Okay, so it's her and the anesthesiologist

Ah. Okay, is there as well. That's the guy who gives the anesthetic. He's got the good stuff. Mr. Bojangles, baby. Oh, I'm so stressed. Am I doing all myself? Hey, Mr. Anesthesis, man. Come on, move your hand, bitch. Okay, so he's just. like talked

Christina Ricci he's like he's panicking as well okay because he's got to keep giving him anesthesia yeah the patient could

die right so he's just like oh yeah why don't you try giving him anesthesia for a minute Christina Ricci

she's like okay with her one free hand yeah one free hand he's like good good listen I got kids so I gotta go

wait who is this guy the anesthesiologist oh yeah yeah so he just walks out so now Christine Ritch is just on her own doing the anesthesia

and hold the bar So this guy goes, yeah, I got a cut out for about. There's like a guy with a missile inside of him. Well, he literally walks back when it's like, listen, I got kids. Oh, that's in like, oh, sorry. Yeah, yeah. I say I misinterpreted it as he was just like, yeah, I'm going to split early guys. That's cool.

Yeah, you got a good hand. I got to pick up my kids. We got the chick from Casper here holding things down. It's all good. She's going to end up like Casper. And I'm going to end up like Casper. Okay. So, um, she's past.

panicking now. Of course. And Kyle Chandler Women. Typical. You know, Kyle Chandler was trying to be like, hey, listen, calm down, okay, I'm a bomb squad guy. Crazy broad. Yeah. He hits her a slap. Calm down, crazy dame. He's like, you're all relax, okay? And also, the only other doctor that came in is McDreamy's

girlfriend. Okay. Now, McDreamy's a wife as well, but he's secretly in love with another girl. Is this your one? Grey, she's the one, and she's the one who does the stupid narration? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fucking, it's like scrubs meet sex in the city. You know, all the worst way is. Oh, it's awful.

Yeah, it's awful. And the narration kicks in as well in just weird times and a lot of it's just like, you know, Dr. Say they get a sense of when people are going to die. Well, does I know

it could have been me. You know, it's like, kind of real dumb shit like that. Yeah, sorry, Christina Ritchie's panicking now. Yeah. And Gray is like, come on, don't panic.

You know, you're going to... Come on, sister. You're literally going to blow up Seattle. Yeah, yes, queen. Yeah, yeah. Okay. And Christina's like, oh, I can't, I can't, and she runs out. But she took her hand away.

What, Christina Ritchie runs out? But she's... Just then, Grace puts her hand straight into patient. Oh, okay, I really don't think that's how it works. It's insane how she's going, oh, now, bear in mind, she's putting her hand into a man, a human being. Oh, okay. So, like, that would probably cause damage. She's like, whoa, and just stroke your hand in her face.

Oh, that hurt. Yeah. Shut up. So now, Christina Richie runs away. Okay. She freaks out. She's all crying, like, oh, no, I didn't sign up for this. Oh, yeah.

I wasn't even supposed to be in here today. Right, yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah, good. We reference there, Brian. Yeah. Kevin Smith. All right.

So now Gray's is holding the bomb. Yeah. They're like, oh, fuck. And they're like, better not tell McDreamy, because he's gonna freak out. Oh, yeah, because that's his piece on the side. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like, this is insane.

Yeah. So then Kyle Chandler's the walker, so they moved the trolley away from the oxygen. oxygen supply okay they're moving okay yeah and then seems like you would have done that straight away but all right so oh by the way this is the second part or now oh wow this is this all this took two hours okay so I'll just stand around going like oh no I also just a whole subplot about catching Heigles in the show oh yeah yeah there's a whole subplot about her like she's like go we could join him in and she bangs some nurse uh male nurse oh she bangs some male nurse in like a car really in a

staff room or something like that wow and she'd actually like let's take her pants we could die in a minute I'm going to take

my pants off you barely do the same so I go okay Catherine Hegel okay that's fucking ridiculous but during that was

during that scene they play like silly music okay yeah that's kind of like the comic relief yeah yeah

yeah nice such a Samantha thing to do yeah big slow tired woman you know women are like

when you think the hospital's gonna blow up yeah man for me You're about his nurse Yeah, where do you think I learned it from?

He kept in bomb threats in the hospital Just to get her off So it was near the end, okay? So, okay They're moving it, okay And Carl Channer gives her a big speech Like, listen, I know you don't like me Because I'm a bossy guy

But you imagine the person you love And you picture them And you get this bomb out with them You gotta keep real still and you've got to slowly take the bomb out keep it level but picture the person you love so Gray's close your eyes and she sees McDreamy

and McDreamy's like I know he can do it I love you take that bomb out of him I've cut it up your ass you dirty hooey dickory dickerickory talk I'm McDreamy you want this cat baby I'll give it to you

so she slowly takes out okay and Carl Chandler's like perfect and then he walks out he walks outside and already like what was going to happen and Gray's is like happy now

it's like oh perfect then she walks out and then Kyle Chandler explodes and covers her in blood yeah okay she's covered in blood she's like oh no she just seems sad she's not like freaked out oh no oh this was a new shirt

so then Katrin Haigel another female doctor are like oh let's get you to shower oh oh so they bring her the shower and wipe the blood off her face and dumb doctor walks past and looks in like oh and the narration is like sometimes what you dream you get what you dream about what's not what you expect yeah and then you get sexually assaulted in his shower and knife point covered in blood sometimes you get Mondays right Fuck off

That sounds awful That's the whole episode Oh, at the very end then Gray is going to see McDream He's like, oh, I taught about you Yeah And he's like, well, well We all died tonight

We all nearly died But look, I still love you And he walks away Okay Is he banger? No, he doesn't Oh But you're like, I need to watch

The next episode Do you? I didn't Okay And so these people That you're hanging out with They're loving it I'm like in it's like watching kids uh look at peppa pig they're so entranced really yeah

i'm not even on a like uh sort of ironic like this this is pretty stupid there's no irony there's no irony there are so engrossed wow they are so at the stage right if i when kyle chander showed up i was like oh it's it you're like shut up didn't want me talking at all wait so you just said no that's kail chatt i didn't get a chance yeah didn't get a chance yeah didn't get a chance he so he shows up the bomb squad like hey they just shut up yeah Brian

oh really yeah wow God they have you well trained don't they yeah yeah I'm still a man he's going to the bathroom he's going to the bathroom

punch yourself oh he'd be more confident I walk in you know what that is Kyle Chanther okay and your pussy's wet

oh my god so yeah that was grazing out of it what are we at an hour I think we can leave it there I think we can yeah that was fun that was very fun

good to get the you know blow away the cobwebs yeah get the juices flowing again yeah and boy we got some juicy stories to sink our teeth into Brian

yeah yeah so please listen to the next one and the next one please listen to the next one we're never going to stop no we're never going to stop until you start listening then we'll really not stop then we'll really get bad yeah get ready it's gonna get so much worse it's legit treat happy new year

happy new year everyone thanks for listening please uh spread and like the word and be nice to us bye