Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 56 : War and Tesco

Episode Date: January 18, 2020

WE TALK ABOUT WAR AND TESCO

I don't want to start. Well, we got it. Okay. We've started, baby. We've started, yeah. That's a perfect allegory for life. I don't want to start. Too late.

You're in it, sweetheart. It is, yeah. It actually is a good allegory for life. Because you don't want me for more. I'm a bloomin genius, Brian. Well, at the time you realize everything's bad, it's like you're already 24 years in. And then it's too late. Yeah.

Anyway. I've left it too late now to kill myself. You know what you want to say never. Buck up, champ. 20-20. This will be your year. I mean, if you're a teenager, there's like a poor. tree you know he never got to live life

yeah but I've killed myself now he's like oh he actually lived I bet too much James if he went out of 12 would have been perfect wait how many times he repeat college he did first year three times ah yeah he

made the right choice it's it's a lot of people get depressed around this time of year yeah yeah Jesus I didn't know we were going we're getting all deep now are we Jesus that's why I've deleted Instagram

I keep seeing things and gone, no. Have you deleted it, yeah? On my phone. Oh, okay. I'll go onto my laptop sometimes. The real life Instagram where you did a pair of binoculars. Yeah, yeah.

Like. What was that noise? Shut up. Instead of like liking someone, like, I have a Brit with the word like written on it. I like the matroche of the window. Straight into her head.

No, I've noticed quite a lot of people have actually unfolded me. Really? Yeah. Like a noticeable amount? Well, people that was like, oh, she... Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I suppose you don't want to get into who they are.

No, but, yeah, good few people, like... Oh, that's... Yeah, see, that was getting at me, and then I just stopped. I purposely don't lock at that for that reason. Because then it's like, it gets in your head. It's like, especially in, like, if it's another comedian. No, not comedians. Oh, these are people in your actual life.

These are real people. like here about oh comedian cunts yeah it gets pretty better on

this time of year yeah yeah I was just the luck and pain on your face was amazing

oh wow what did you for new years I was working again yeah I was working no I got shafted

this year with the Christmas roster I was working for all of it for a normal New Year's would you do anything crazy well actually no

it's not true I was off Christmas Eve and Christmas Day but I did have to like go to Monaghan on Christmas Eve yeah be there Christmas Day

to be back up Stevens's to go back on like a long few nightships so it was very you know anyway what would I normally do

for New Year's man I've avoided it for the last couple of years really does my head in yeah do you not get a little bit panic of like New Year's

after do something special nah well well well learn my lesson yeah no no I always feel like you have to do something nice.

Okay. Well, I've stopped smoking weed. How about that? Yeah. But even though I didn't really. But, you know, I stopped buying it. That's really all I've done. I know a few people like that.

I want them for free. I've known people like that were like, oh, look, a doctor says I can't do coke anymore because my heart might explode. So now I just do it apparel, but I don't buy it, you know? Yeah. Like your heart's still going to explode. Yeah. Were you a doctor?

Yeah. Well, no, my practice. Unnecessary surgery. I've done a bit of female circumcision in the past Oh, have you? No Yeah Actually, I was watching Tommy Tiernan show

The other day And they had a woman on who got female circumcised Oh, and I bet he got a few knee sloppers out of that You actually did, yeah Jesus, no, who? You can tell in his head he's like, oh, where do I make the joke here? Because, like, you can't have it all just be like, you know, sad You got to throw in a joke, go there

So she was like, do you know much about female circumcision? He's like, I wouldn't do it myself And the crowd loved that. you know and what did she what was her reaction she started crying he had her slap we're live you stupid bitch ah cabin you're traveling as well are you you dozy bitch uh we're talking so yeah new year so yeah Tommy is great by the way yeah he's great yeah he's great best we're just yeah we're just having fun and I love the fact that American comics love him as well like yeah well like he's got you know man he's really on the show he's great like yeah it's such a great idea and like

Like, he can do it so well. Oh, actually, speaking of that, okay, I've got two instances of people saying they don't like Tommy Tiernan. Okay. And when they give me the reason, I'm like, oh, you're an idiot. What are the reasons? Well, the first one literally was I talking to a girlfriend of someone that we both know. I won't say who like.

But the girlfriend was like, oh, I don't like his show. He doesn't know who the guest is. It's so rude for him not to do his research. He's clueless every time. Yeah, she was like, so. offended like he didn't know who Vogue Williams was fucking idiot and the second girl was some girl I don't even remember her name I remember talking to her some party I was just stuck with her like yeah everyone else trying to pawn her off and I ended up

with the duds hey looks like you point next thing so I was like oh what do you do do a bit comedy he's like oh I don't like comedy like oh that's a good star so I don't like Tommy here neither as if like I'm like you know his manager and she was like yeah because like he was doing a show in a hotel once and my cousin

was trying to take a picture of him when he was leaving he wouldn't take a picture he was so ignorant hope he dies yeah yeah it's like he's probably like just walking out of a show

he didn't want to take a picture yeah she didn't even say like he said something mean to it's like oh I don't want to take a picture no let's address it I mean he's better than you and he doesn't need a picture

with you you swine yeah maybe that's like going a bit far but it wasn't even like she said oh she tried to take a picture and he was like Get away from me, you fucking piece of shit. He was like, oh, sorry, I can't. How rude.

I have glaucoma. You bastard. Which makes me like Tommy even more. Yeah. He's great. It's funny going on Twitter as well, because a lot of miserable constants don't like him. Yeah.

But what's interesting is because of the show, a lot of people have changed their tune. Yeah, I think it's definitely one-him, a new audience. I'm a new kind of, respect in his abilities like you know he's uh yeah he does very well nice he's great conversationalist yeah he is yeah and he seems to genuinely care about what he's talking he does come across as genuinely like emotionally invested and all but he is you know I've seen him act before now in fairness the only couple of things I've seen him in like there's only one

film that he did that I'm aware of I'm sure he probably did more but uh he's playing like a struggling stand-up comedian but he kind of comes across real kind of like uh i don't know not pathetic but like real like the nice guy yeah nice guy finished last kind of thing and he was good in that like so he could be faking it's not real brian that's what i'm trying to tell you he's a liar he's a lion well my friend saw him in a play oh he said he was very good in the play well yeah it's a bit we just eat some paper he just for real every night he died paper just in his lower intestine just a big ball of it

because he doesn't like digest this which is a big stuff and they do an interview with that girl about the female circumcision she just throws up paper all over that's what I think of you we'll be right back she starts crying

and he's like, I'll give you one back or blah it was a good interview but New Year's New Year's New Year's. I eat good New Year's oh what did you do i ended up going to like a few people i kind of know where was this uh carlo oh carlo see time few people i kind of know and then like uh i end up i didn't i didn't drink i was thinking of drinking you know but i was like i kind of went

drive home more than because if you know if you drink it's like i'll stay on a couch or something yeah yeah i'd rather just leave and a once instead of gaff then you're at a gaff party yeah yeah party's a strong word okay a gathering yeah people in a house yeah people playing Hamilton. Hamilton? You know the Hamilton a musical? Yeah? Yeah, people playing that

as music. Really? Yeah. Jesus. That's a way. I would not expect that and I, you know, I didn't think

Carlo was a big Broadway time. Oh, no, this is like Prohibition, you know, you gotta play it like real quiet. That's not Richard Kavanaugh. Yeah, and fuckle gau.

Yeah. They only listen to Richard Kavanon and two-pack. in Carly, but the one of just got Tupac, like. He's still alive. Actually, this is going to be a bit racist now. Oh, good. But I used to work in a charity shop.

Yeah. Well, volunteer. It was for a PEOC that I failed in. Okay. Yeah. But the woman who ran it was, like, the second you put out a Tupac book, a traveler's going to steal it.

Is that right? Yeah, yeah. Travelers love Tupac. And they steal literature and Tupac? Only Tupac books, not an else. And they love Tupac. Get other people to read it to them. them or is it a lot of pictures?

No, they can read, James. Oh, I thought there's a negative generalisation there, very culturally and sensitive. I am ashamed of myself and I wholeheartedly apologize on behalf of everyone here at Brian and James, etc. Good night. Yeah, well, that's what she said. I was opposed to the idea. Okay.

That's disgot. Where's a two-pack hook? You had to put it to the test? Yeah, yeah. I put out like bait, you know. Just on a mouse track. Like cheese, yeah, yeah. I had a string.

Just a gun. Pretend you're a farmer and they were breaking in. I should have shot them both. Jesus, it's a kind of a competition because farmers hate travelers. It's like, do they hate Muslims or travellers? Which one do they hate more?

Or gays. They hate everything, kind of. Yeah. They're very angry people. Yeah. The worst thing, like, when travellers start, except in Islam. Yeah.

Having gay sex, that's when... That's when... That's when things get interesting. Yeah, yeah. I think we're in a, we're in a bit of a red spot here. Yeah, yeah. Let's move along. Anyway, so I was, what was talking about?

Hamilton, okay. Hamilton, right. Travelers aren't big into Hamilton yet, but they should. They'll get there. Alexander Hamilton. I don't know any lyrics from Hamilton, no, I don't. That's literally one lyric. I don't like musicals.

Really? I don't like them. I just cannot, no, don't dig musicals. I'm sorry. I know, it's not like, oh, I'm better than it or any kind of stupid, like, oh, you know, whatever. Well, you kind of are. Well, no, not.

It's obviously a lot of work and talented. Those ponds is dressing up, pretend to be something else. Like cats, for example. I mean, look at that. That fucking tank, so. Yeah. Obviously, there's a lot of people out there that are... Well, tanks, well, cats, the musical didn't tank.

No. That's, like, the movie. The movie, yeah. Well, that was because of other factors. Like, what? It's, like, based on cats. I know, well, it looks shit. it looked really weird

freaky it was like a bad ass and true yeah yeah it was just Jason Derulo CGI nightmare but anyway so the New Year's yeah new year

so that's this party okay yeah I was like already kind of depressed because you know it gets tired around this time of year and then like I was like I was like all this kind of pretty shit

I was like I'm so happy I'm not drinking I'm going to like drive home you're gonna get out of there yeah it's like I have an escape pod yeah it's like alien you know leaving them all to die I can hop I have my little tight like panties on yeah like Ripley of course and I'm hop in the car and drive away yeah okay and then I get a text for my dad oh yeah and the text says um sorry to hear about the debt of your mother

she had a very long life oh my god so I hear that I see the text yeah and you and I kind of know my mother is not dead yeah yeah because the way he phrased it's like it's not it's Obviously, it's not a message of father would say this son. Unless my dad's turned autistic. I was like, oh shit, my mother's dead and my dad's autistic. Oh, Jesus. But, yeah, but I still kind of went a bit white for a second and people noticed it. Yeah, yeah.

They were like, and do you? They're okay. I was like, it's kind of hard to explain it because I was like trying to process it. Sure. Because in my head, I'm trying to like, is there any way my dad texted someone else about my mother's death? But who else would he text? because I'm an only child. His other son?

Yeah, yeah. Oh, the mystery defense. Yeah, I immediately jumped to that. And then he jumps in. Faddy is so too. Me. You're evil twin, Brian. And I'm here to steal father's fortune.

Where'd you grow up, dabbling? Oh, well, yeah, that figure's what they're all like up there. So, yeah, it turned out as a different guy. Okay. But that was a nice little way to start a new year, you know, a little jolt, you know. A little jilt of the system. I kind of recommend it sometimes.

Like, you know. Think in your mother's day. Yeah, kind of like, oh shit, I've got to revaluate my life. Hey, I'll go one better. You want a better thrill. No, no. Anyway.

It's like heroin. The first one's the best. Oh, that's a whole other level there. Yeah, yeah. But, uh, well, there's still time for me. Yeah. you know another time I'm rooting for you

maybe next Christmas anyway yeah so that was New Year's that was New Year's yeah we got down but anyway what do you want to talk about now James well man there's so many mad things that have been happening lately

it's kind of I don't even know if we're going to not to us obviously our lives are tragic and boring I mean in the grand scheme of things what do you want go into there's a lot to get to what do you think is the most World War III well it's that's kind of already ended

yeah that nothing came about but for a couple of days there people were like it's kind of like blue balls like you kind of like you kind of wanted it to happen didn't you a little bit yeah

so did I that's fucked up isn't it because you know the way there's all those memes going on like oh no conscription

yeah ha ha ha I'm going to I'm going to get really fat and drink wine and then I won't be able to get conscripted by the army ha ha ha

picture of a cat that's memes now is it you know sacred art form you're the basing it's you're making your own memes now you can tell

yeah it was like all that kind of stuff but I was kind of a little bit like and I have these thoughts sometimes I was like maybe the war

would set me straight what do you mean like as in you'd go fighting my war yeah because I don't like sometimes I'm a bit I can be a bit feminine

you know yeah deep down I think deep down I'm a finook I just can't accept it okay so I was like maybe the war would set me straight

what the fuck it's the way remember I was telling you before really i deep down kind of want to go to prison no you never told me oh yeah yeah i've always had this fantasy yeah no you do not want to go to prison i always had this fantasy of like if i went to prison right it would help my stage presence oh god no yeah you do not want to go to prison well you're saying you're saying bad things that happen maybe i need to go through those bad things wow maybe i need to meet the sisters we're i'd like to say Brian O'Toole fought

the good fight but unfortunately no more than me like he didn't even put up a fight he presented himself he walked him backwards to the roof whistling whistling dixie but yeah so I thought war was going to happen okay so I was like look it could be good way to get out of college because I hate DKIT I can't drop out again but I went to war I'd be like yeah he was a war hero yeah you think you'd come back I think with this day and age it's all drones well I think it'd be drones

and it'd be awesome like you know bulletproof armor just shooting Iranian children so that hard yeah it'd be pretty easy like you know you'll be funny if like I'm just I'm going to go to war okay

but I'm just a drone operator okay but I still come back in a wheelchair an iPad yeah you don't know because you weren't there man but my little cutlass like ah yeah but like yeah for a while when i say the article people were like you know preparing for the worst yeah yeah they thought dune bag might get hit yeah of course where's dune bag again clear or carry no is it clear i think it's claire yeah i don't know yeah i'm in real bad of geography

that's a little trick as well actually dune bag um because i was working in america I was working in America with all the Americans think oh you're Irish why think of Trump now you don't know what way of the conversation is going to go

yeah because they are very polarized over there and whatever side they're on it's usually aggressive yeah and I've made the mistake before in America of like well I think he's a little and you can tell him

drive you're like watch your step boy you know I'm saying I think he's a little and they're reaching for their guns so I just go like oh well he's got a golf course in Ireland lovely golf course ah that's a good little diversion yeah yeah yeah just go into Tiger Wood and I found out that when you say that they're like okay and

they just give me their opinion okay and sometimes it's like I think he's worse than Hitler yeah and then sometimes it's like you know I you know he's the greatest president ever I love my president I take a bullet for him I take a bullet for every president Apart from, you know. No president's earth to be shot. With an asterisk decided. Apart from certain someone. You may have seen him on funny or die.

I let me pick. What? That makes no sense. Is it bad man funny or die? He was, yeah. He was on between two friends. Oh shit, yeah. Oh, I forgot about that.

Yeah, so it works, Brian. No, no, I didn't, I didn't. The bit works. He didn't say I didn't, though. Well, I need you to address. No, yeah. It does work, yeah. No, it doesn't.

Well, Steve Corel was also one funnier, don'ty, so it was, yeah. Steve Carell wasn't President James. No. You're Justin Bieber wasn't president. You see, he's got Lyme disease. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's also, like, it's a good thing of Trump.

But you see, Justin Bieber's got Lyme disease. Yeah, it's a good diversion, isn't it? But yeah, is that fatal? How do you get it? It can be, but, but, but, But they say it's like if you're in like the beach or like walking in long grass, like barefoot or in shorts. Ticks, little ticks like insects that come from deer apparently carry this strain of disease. But it's really fucked up because it doesn't show up like in normal blood work.

So even as they're deteriorating and gotten a lot worse, doctors are like, your blood work's showing up fine. There's nothing wrong with you. This is all psychological. And it's like been a big, there's a lot for the longest time. Doctors are like, Lyme disease is not a real thing. it's all psychological. You're just mad in the head. Yeah, pretty much.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, shut up. Doctor, please. Wee. Wee. Should have done a patch item. Life is east. Oh.

Living and die. Live life to the fullest like me. I'm going into my bedroom with the belt. Leave me alone. Oh, look at this stick. so he's got lyme disease yeah geez i'm kind of getting worried about my health because a lot of my friends are going to fall apart to this stage yeah because i know a lot of people i assume you know as well you know people that like back in the day you thought were cool

yeah and they were hard living it's like awesome and now like you look at them they've got a kid and they're missing teeth yeah i don't really have anyone like that oh well let me introduce It's a little dinner party Yeah, but like I don't take care of myself to the best Like, you know, I don't even wash my hands all the time Like, you know Yeah, I've noticed

I just shit myself Rubbed all over the walls It's like a little mini protest in my house He's done it again So that's the only way can get Lyme diseases from ticks Yeah, well I don't know Like I don't know enough about it I just know like a person I know got it

Like a kind of relative and so I learned a lot about it from him but yeah it's real fucked up sounds bad like Jesus well I'll talk to

oh look we do a lot sarcasm on this show Hey can we just get real for a minute Get yourself checked If you fucking them ticks Get yourself checked

Yeah Well imagine like You know bug chasing No what's that Bug chasing is people who try and get diseases Really Imagine the amount to the girls

who are like I want to get Lyme disease up Justin. After Justin Beaver. Haley, Haley, Baldwin's going to get Linesiesies. No, it can't be

I don't think you can be transferred. Well, go, because I was worried her dad would get as well. Who's her dad? Oh, Alec? No, Alex's the uncle.

Oh. Well, they're probably all fucking her. Hope so. There's Alec Baldwin, Stephen Baldwin. Billy Baldwin? I think it's Billy Baldwin's daughter.

Okay. Billy Baldwin's the worst of them, isn't he? Isn't he the one that he's wandering in the hotel room naked? No, one around the lobby

be naked just off his face on drugs possibly i don't know enough i know the one stephen baldwin who is actually really good in the usual suspects you know he's also great in two old die young the nicholas winning riffing oh is he in that yeah yeah he is great in that oh wow but like the thing he kind of lost credibility because he went like insanely religious i mean literally like almost like preacher-esque like Stephen baldwin yeah Stephen bolden he went like do you ever see him on eight out of ten cats and like literally Joe Jimmy Carr is ripping him and he's like hey dude that's okay because the Lord's going to save us all brother we are one blah blah he's literally just gone deluded man fuck then I might have made a mistake there it's not

even I think Stephen Baldwin is the father of haley Baldwin then okay because didn't he even problem with drugs as well though he probably did yeah I'm sure he did he's like born again Christian he was a scumbag for a long time I think listen guys we make a lot of jokes here want to apologize okay Billy Baldwin is on too old De Leon okay so he's good in it he's very good in it but I want to apologize to Baldwin Brothers to suffer enough we know they're avid fans of this podcast because we use a certain word that Alec in particular likes to say amongst his friends with a you know cocktail in hand which one was on the Sopranos were any of them was Sopranos one of the movie Chris made that's

Billy that Billy Billy Billy yeah Billy's in you all die on you. It's funny how Billy Baldwin's almost like shorthand for like you made a low budget film yeah he was like the joke

the joke's like Chris made a film and they got Billy Baldwin yeah pretty much yeah oh well

imagine if Tony's real film snobbs like you got Billy Ball he's just like it's a Baldwin he's writing a review

on Rotten Tomatoes it was a piece of talk I can't believe that it's not a good one I can't do a good Gandalfe it is a hard one it is yeah

his voice like it's so intertwined his weight yeah yeah it's like very nasally if he lost weight he sounds really different

well he can't know he did sound different yeah in earlier films like not too much not too different but definitely there was but even in the character

the tone of voice that was acting as well like obviously remember he did Kevin Finnerty Kevin Finnerty in the dream sequence of the brand oh yeah that was fucking mental

what was it his voice was more like hello yeah it was kind of like it lost the kind of Italian American which is like when you see him in other films he was in a film called Enough Said with Julie Julia Louis Dreyfus Julie Louis No Julia Louis Dreyfus

Which was good but very different It was like real like indie rom-com But it's interesting to see Gandalfini man He was a fucking great actor He was yeah he was a great actor Anyway we were off a track Yeah sorry I went Iran

Let's get into it I can bring it back Okay James Gandafini was in Zero Dark 30 Zero Dark 30 was about Standing in Milan getting shot That was in some country That was in foreign land

That was some Arab's or something like that Where are we going now? Yeah, yeah I'm not getting on your magic carpet, mate I'll tell you that now All right I'll take the stage, mate All right

I don't need that The British ambassador so yeah the war where Iran so basically the Qaeda war Iran supposedly funded an attack on an American embassy

in Iraq Baghdad Iraq an attack on the embassy which barely denied damage to all no one was hurt right so retaliation Trump blew up

their top general General Salami or Salamani yeah okay salami but you see the way to kind of compare it is like

because Iran doesn't have such a celebrity different cultures we have in the West yeah so they love their generals okay so would be or they at least fear them enough to pretend they really liked him

okay he was well loved okay all right because his old thing is he stood up to the Americans oh right like he even said like to the Americans it's like, look, you know where I am, come get me.

You're not going to get me. And they did. Well, after like, you know, 10 years. Careful what you wish for, mate. The Twilight Super. Didn't see it coming, did you? It but a proper twist. I don't know why I'm doing this.

So, yeah, so they blew them up. So it would be kind of like if Iran killed Will Smith. Just terms of like the popularity. You're like, oh no, I want another Gemini Man movie. Oh, yeah, I heard that was absolute shite. Man, name me one good Will Smith film. Like, you know what? You enjoyed his work when you were seven?

Like, do you know what I mean? I can't think of a good one, actually. No, there's really not. Was he done a drama, I think. He's done the pursuit of happiness and all. Anything good? Huh? Anything good.

No. He did that one concussion movie where he did, like, the accent of the doctor. And it went a little something. Like this. No, no, no, no. 20-20. Well, no more voices. You cannot actually do that accent because it's so silly,

because the guy in real life's like that's not why I sound like at all and he's like what do you do in here wah wah wah he gets he don't de hate he's bad damn it I promise

let's know it's just shit oh very unnerable it's just going up and down like yeah there's a guy who analyzes accents okay

he's really smart so he can do his accents like he can do accents and he can do accents and he was he was analyzing Will Smith's accent in concussion

he said it was atrocious okay just going up and down it did seem a bit kind of mental and they keep like slipping back into american like you know yeah awful well yeah so it'd be like if they killed will smith when they killed general salami all right yeah and um then iran did a bit of talk we're going to fight back big speak like they were kind of like yeah you want you won't sell mike i was trying to think of an analogy for all this it'd be kind of like it say if you were a regional manager of tesco yes as a dog run around the place I've had this exact same thought

I'm glad you're finally bringing it dog running around yapping okay you're like that's an annoying dog now so you go out and you kick your dog in a face and you walk back in the Tesco the worst thing to happen okay is the dog might run back in the store and bite a customer

but it's not going to destroy Tesco okay and that's your analogy that's kind of like that because in my analogy okay the old lady that gets bitten by the dog represents American troops So the American troops might die Okay

But the co-manager Tesco won't Okay Yeah That is a good analogy Yeah, it is Yeah, that works He's open his ivory Tesco Tower

You've So what you're doing is You're taking The military industrial complex And compared it to a Tesco Express Yeah Yeah, yeah Think of it actually kind of works

It does, doesn't it? That's, isn't that what Who is it? Don't tell me someone came up with his baby No, no, no no but when he gave his final address which president talked about

like the military industrial complex I think it was Eisenhower yeah beware of the Tesco Express it is the misdievous yeah yeah it's actually a freaky speech man and he was speaking truth because ties back to what we're talking about

this Iran thing military industrial complex they're going there for the oil and the opium well I think definitely a lot of people wanted war definitely yeah I think there was a it would have released a pressure valve that's currently in our society right now we really feel the pressure is building and building

a building and something's got to go well if you think about it that's probably why no I won't say it I chickened out really I was going to make a connection to trans people no I don't think we should yeah

it was a good one picture okay a trans person works in Tesco or none I've been silly like but you could say like um like they wanted war but i think trump didn't i think trump if it was a different president i think we would have gone to war yeah that's true because it was a trump decision there is a big vocal anti-trump but there was a huge vocal anti-bush and you know the iraq war was wrong and really that's what this is the iran war if it happens

It's just like a shitty Hollywood remake of the Iraq war. It was uglier people. It was interesting because Trump was talking big. He said he'd fire 52 missiles at Iran, one for 52 hostages. That's a reference to Argo. Oh. Yeah, did you watch Argoo? No, I didn't.

Heard it was good. I've watched it or Ben Affleck food. I've watched the town. I like the town. Yeah, so that's... Time was good. No, I'd give it to Affleck, man. He's a decent director.

Like, he's got some good stuff. Anyway. Yeah. he grabbed a woman's tit and that's rug so he can burn in hell well you could say like the fact that he grabbed the tit it's because he hasn't gone to war maybe that's because the right needs to work

in a Tesco Express if we were at war all the time we wouldn't have time to meet him that's what yeah that's a good point people like Harvey Weinstein sitting around eating you know lobster and coming in bushes and stuff like that you know coming in the pot of plant well if he had a gun you know

we'd be okay I mean, the guns take it out with some, you know, Arab doesn't account to the human, you know. Oh, wow. We're never getting Ness and now, I'll tell you that. No, actually, if things change in the culture, you know, it could be a chance where it's like we get in trouble because we didn't say the N-word. So you're saying we should say the N-word? right now. No, let's save it for later.

Count down to the N-word. Yeah, no. Well, I could see definitely culture changing, becoming way more right-wing. Not even right-wing, but maybe just being kind of annoyed of this very vocal,

almost extremist, leftist view. I always considered myself on the left. Like, I was never, like, I was always liberal, more liberal and conservative, but like, Jesus Christ,

some of the way the people on the left behave is just fucking objectionable and irritating as fuck. Which is why we need a one. We need a war. Yeah, well, okay. Bring it back to war. Yeah.

Well, we're not going to get one now. Well, I don't know, man. This could just be the preamble. I think Iran are too scared. Yeah, they definitely should be. You see that general crying? No. The general on TV, or Iranian general and he was crying.

What a pussy! What a little bitch! Mwan's going to get slapped up. Yeah, take that. Yeah. you know plan B talks like that and he's white so I'm just doing an impression of him who's plan B again? He is the rapper guy

he made that movie Ill Manners and the soundtrack was like the soundtrack of the movie was actually like it played throughout yeah you little rich boy that's a bad that's a bitching yeah that's great that's great the classical music is started yeah didn't show John Prescott getting hit

yeah yeah that gets me all right all you up yeah it does makes you just want to go punch That's when I'm fucking a girl. I'm like, oh, you're a little rich boy. I'm just pumping her like, you know. I've got a violin in the start. It's ironic is I'm going to come inside her

and she doesn't have plan B. Oh, bravo, bravo. Yes. I throw it. I get a morning, I play a prank in women's sometimes or I get their morning after pill. I throw it out the window. it's you and me baby yeah yeah what are we talking about there i know we should move on something

yeah we're talking about war and iran i think we kind of that's the thing like i'm expecting like this would be great for the podcast and trump like idiot ended it yeah but you're right they the u.s military is just way too powerful and they're the hugest most like they're like no like america's entire economy is like really heavily reliant on the defense department like literally apparently whatever goods and stuff are still produced in America like I heard Tim Dillon talking about this. Did you hear about it? He made a really

good point. It's like whatever you make like rubber or metal or wood or whatever it all goes, you can't make wood but you know what I mean? Like I'm talking shy. But it all goes to the defence department. They're the biggest purchaser of like everything essentially if they went up

like if they lost all their money that they're getting like the literally billions of dollars. Well there's entire town that are like look there's a factory in this town and we make the tip of nuclear missiles just the tip

that's all we make and if they shut it down everyone in the town won't be able to buy their oxycon which they desperately do but you've seen that happen in a couple of cities like Detroit and like

yeah so if they shut down the military you know one like is kind of good of a world superpower that's on our site yeah you know okay

who's that America oh okay yeah I mean like compared to like Russia or China alright yeah

I mean like look who do you want on your side you know America America is kind of like imagine you've had a big older brother

okay yeah and you know he he collects knives okay and he's a little bit scary and a little bit

you know wrogging the head not far off actually yeah very familiar and you're like oh he might

do someone like if anyone comes near me he'll attack him yeah yeah so if anyone look that's where the analogy falls apart he definitely wouldn't anyway yeah but it's like if russia attacked us we have america yeah yeah yeah america you got america backing you up yeah yeah yeah so it's saying like it's hey look it's it's it's not perfect but like we're neutral anyway well well we say yeah yeah yeah but then like they're playing stop over yeah yeah yeah it's funny like they stop over and like it's clearly like they've got people there to bring into guantama bay like yeah or like human trafficking for the clintons yeah

Yeah Just a bunch of little children Yeah And the Irish are like Ah well Don't you hate it Do you want to pint Yeah

Hey How about the tall Find the Guinness That's funny if like Bill and Hillary Like are flying a little plane Okay Yeah

Got like You know 40 children from Colombia And they're all tied up Okay Yeah And they got bags in their head Yeah

And they park down Like we're in Ireland Stopping for an hour For petrol Let's go to the Guinness Storehouse you've just taken like 40 children still bagged and hand tight

they're still bagged they're walking just bumping into things like and Bill's loving it Jesus this will be great it'll help me with my improv oh I'll be great with the improv now oh let's go okay you're crying a lot

I don't want to talk to you too much let's keep going here now Jesus this big pint of Guinness you drink Guinness yeah oh yes black and white where it should be not like that I move on, Bill, me improv, yeah. Find me at

Bill Guinnessorehouse.com. Next. Oh, I can't wait to gas that place. Yeah. You'll show them. Yeah, yeah. I'll show how big and strong I am. Yeah.

But, um, we're talking about? I have no idea. You distracts me to everybody. I'm sorry, I did a little, yeah. Wasn't even good. Well, that's no, but I was enjoying it. Oh, okay. Thanks.

Yeah. It's worthless. Anyway. Yeah. But yeah. So, we're not going to get. get war no we're not get war but um ah shit yeah should move on to the royal family now okay what's about the royal family uh prince harry and his missus ah what really can you say they've decided

to step down from the royal duties and apparently the queen is pissed off and philip was like i told you see what happens yeah yeah yeah yeah i do it down philip you're not well i keep forgetting megan's black good yeah people she shows you're very But honestly She isn't black No Well I mean she I think she does

She is Well Or you identify as a helicopter Yeah As 900 comedians have said Yeah What's that show you were talking about? Oh there's a thing

Called Comedy Unleashed Where it's like literally just All like It's that catered to Britain's right wing But it's not fully right wing There's some good stuff on there But like some of the comics are literally just like you know

yeah fucking people who voted against Brexit should die you know it's like that kind of

religion of peace people get blown up made you think yeah it doesn't a lot of it's just kind of like well it is interesting again

there's people getting on stage and it's just saying like kind of basic kind of stuff you know like yeah oh feminism feminism is shit

isn't it and the audience goes wild really It was like a release valve, you know? Wow. Yeah. Believe all women, some women are cunts.

And, like, I'm like, whoo! Well, the women aren't. Obviously, no. The men are loving at least. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Actually, speaking of Islam, I was listening to an interview on the drive up here with a guy from Charlie Hebdov.

Oh, right. Yeah. Did he work there when the thing happened? Yeah, yeah, he did, yeah. And he survived, obviously? Yeah, yeah, it wasn't a ghost. Oh, okay. Wow, that's cool.

it was it because it's five years to the date as we're recording this to charlie hepto yeah so uh do remember charlie hebdo to be honest to be honest i didn't pay too much attention to it to be honest well i thought um i was surprised i i kind of assumed like charlie hebdo was massive in france it's pretty niche actually yeah like yeah the shoot one was great for it like publicity-wise like, what do we need to really drama, I'm impressed. Yeah, I don't even know what that was. That wasn't French.

It sounded close enough. Kind of French and kind of racist. Yeah, it was definitely both of those things. Coming from the right place. No, isn't it? Nah, well, they're all frogs. What do you want me to say? Frog, is that offensive?

Do they, do you, like, get annoyed at Frog? I think Frog to them is like Patty to us. Yeah. You know? Paddy and Mick. Or Mick or Limey. Limey's not offensive. Who causes...

No. Oh, Limey's British. Yeah, British or Limey. And Yanks. Tan is... Yeah. They're just an even slurries. You know what my favorite is?

Bee! Anyway. So, yeah, what we're talking about? The war I ran. We covered out... No, Royal Family. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Whatever. What can you say? I don't give a shit about that at all. It's like a non-story. Do you care that they're... I care a little. actually I'm interested I don't want to sound like a tan here or anything like but I am kind interested in wild family I mean it's an interesting thing you know it's a big cult that's

true they're all satanic petos oh not even that like even if you take away I'm being facetious apart apart from you know a few of them probably are like but even just the whole idea of like Prince Andrew Epstein all that shit yeah but even like the whole idea like these people are born into like a thing where it's like oh you're supposed to represent God yeah like that you're like defender to fate that's what their and like they believe like the reason their royalty is it's like a divinity thing

yeah like their bloodline has divinity from God or whatever the fuck yes the fact of the born mental they're born into that and the fact that like hey look some of them probably fuck children and stuff like that but some of them don't and that's the crazy thing in my head

is like they don't go crazy like okay actually keep themselves like fairly sane I think to be honest the the princes Harry and William seem fairly chill guys yeah like you compare that to the children of celebrities yeah who are like wild as fought yeah you compared like you know even though harry was kind of the bad boy for

while but then uh his title was usurped by old prince yeah prince andrew but like you know prince harry was like playing ping pong naked and like doing a dress as a nazi you know funny stuff playful shooting iraqis from his helicopter you know just having to laugh just the lads he's like one of us boys i forgot you were shooting him yeah I take it back, yeah, yeah, I was going to say like he wasn't that better, yeah, I suppose, yeah. But he was like, I can kill people too, you know? I'm not just some

silly boy. I'm just like you're working class folk. Yeah, yeah. It must be weird to grow up in that. Yeah, but also like there's a thing, you know, wait a minute. William never shot Iraqis. Not that I know of. Unless, you know,

though, he did that in his spare time. Well, when he goes to Balmoral, you know. you know for Christmas vacation they released one but he never went to war I'm saying like Harry is expendable

yeah and really like you know he's just leaving yeah wasn't there always a theory that he wasn't Charles's kid he's definitely not no he's definitely not

he's definitely not like him he looks there's a gardener that looks like him is that right and they've asked the gardener he's like fuck let's just say

oh dirty Tiana fucking you're having a laugh boys fucking twice three times let's just say the curtains

mash the drapes you know what I'm saying you know what I'm saying where you up are you up oh oh how's your father oh what beg your pun

yeah I was looking after daffinels you please sir stop doing that what are you well like he is kind of like

the thing is like it's not even a crazy secret yeah no everybody it's like they have actually asked him

it's what they're oh really and he said no He's like, well, it isn't for me to say. Yeah, so it's like an open secret. Everybody knows, but it's just not talked about. So, like, it's probably, you know, he's not.

Hey, look, what family's perfect, you know? Hey, you're preaching the truth there, brother. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck. What are you trying to turn this show in? We've all learned something. We've learned just different Baldwin's and... We're like the modern-day Mr. Rogers, you know.

Howdy, neighbor? James. fuck me, Jeff. That's not what he's down with it. No, he wasn't from the south. He kind of had a weird voice though. He had like a voice that was uniquely his. You guys seen that Tom Hanks film where he plays Mr. Rogers?

No, I don't want to. No, me neither. I saw a documentary. Was it good? I feel we've talked about this in the podcast already. Oh, have we? Yeah, yeah. Oh, I don't remember. We talk about a lot of shit. We probably do repeat ourselves quite a bit. Oh, I know. I've got a good memory for stuff like that. Okay. Do I repeat myself? No. Okay.

I stop you if you do, if I know what you're repeating yourself a little bit. I'll steer the conversation a different way. Oh, you're like a bloody illusion is playing with me mind. No, I'm like a conductor of an orchestra. I'm like, I'm just you tuba. No, I don't like that analogy.

Anyway, so that was. Okay. You're um, uh, let's not try and figure out what I am. What are you out about 10 minutes left, Brian? You're like the doctor that told him not to get chemo. Oh, that happened?

Yeah, Steve Jobs. Oh, right, yeah, he went all holistic. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, what a fucking idiot, man. He had all the money in the world. He probably could have saved himself very easily. Well, I'm glad he didn't. Then we wouldn't have got that film with Ashton Coucher.

Did you watch that? No, I haven't, no. I've watched the other one, the Daddy Boyle one. Yeah, that thought was good. Rogan was very good in it, actually. I watched a social network when I went home from New Year's. You know what I told my mother was, I was like, oh good, my mother's not dead. We'll watch a social network.

Yeah, celebrate. It was fun. Yeah. It's a good film. It's a good movie. I mean, you can kind of see sorking, the way he writes screenplays, you can kind of see what he's doing. Like, it feels very sorkingy the whole time. Yeah, yeah.

You can see his fingerprints all over screenplay. Yeah, the West Wing definitely had a very distinct style to it. But it's just like the constant, like the dialogue would just be fucking endless, like, on like, obviously the, you know. famous like steady cam walking and talking shots West Wing was good at the time I remember watching it was in primary school Are you serious? What are you?

When I was in primary school So I remember I got the DVDs Like 11? Yeah, yeah So like kids are playing with like Pokemon, it's like, I'm watching the West Wing You know it's so funny, people would make fun of me Because I swear to God, it's true okay

I remember one summer They used to play a prank at me sometimes They were pretending to invite me to a house Sorry, go on I remember one time So they pretended to invite you to the house What does that mean, like, clarify You know, they'd be like, you know, you want to come to her house

Like, yeah, okay No, no you can't You know, stuff like that But I do remember one time There's a guy who You know, who'll remain nameless It was like, hey, you want to come to my house All the lads are here and watching the Westway together

Is that like a dig at you? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was, too, I was like 12 of the stage. I was, you know, I was pretty hip. I was like, I'm not falling for that one again. Fool me once. Shame on you. But yeah, they knew I liked the West way in the East

and make fun of me for that. I was a weird kid. You, yeah. You know, when we... That doesn't shock me. When, um, the rest of them were learning Irish in primary school, I'd read, I get a Christian novels. I was such a pretentious

You're a weird kid Yeah yeah Yeah So he would not have survived in my Like I didn't survive You know what I mean I was the freak And I was

Good Way less of a freak Than you were That's what I mean That would be in my war Like Yeah Going school in Monaghan

It was rough That would be my war in Iran Yeah I did So if you think Okay If in Monaghan school If you

If me was walking around With my murder New Orange Express I was trying to talk to people about Agatha Christie Well you know what Corrected Yeah well definitely yeah you would have been But there was a lot of that going on

Because I was like obsessed about like certain stuff That other people found weird But they were a little more mainstream than yours Like WWF was really big It was like that The attitude era I was like I'm too good for that Oh really

Oh sweaty men grappling each other I think not. I want to read a book about a guy getting poison with cyanide and then Miss Marple's got solved the case. Ladies. Yeah.

But no, I was definitely the freak. I did not have a good time in school. Are you a freak? I was the freak, man. Yeah, I was definitely like the weirdest. I was like the oddball man, yeah. Did you embrace it? No, I struggled with it completely.

I was like always tried to, like, very actively tried to like fit in. It's like, okay, if I do this and say this, maybe they won't hate me. Yeah. so it's a lot of that and uh you know a lot of uh yeah it didn't work out too well looking back on a lot of trial and error mostly error you know what i mean but then i eventually reached a point but it took a long time but i was like 14 i was like oh fuck these cunts they don't like me so

fuck them and then i got all like real rocker and grungy and all that shit see that's why i missed that one yeah i'm still at these like why won't they like me no i've been watching love island they're person. Maybe we've watched Grey's Anatomy with him to like me. Yeah. No, no. It doesn't work. It doesn't work. Try the West Wing, ladies. Yeah, I was big into the West Wing back in the day.

Yeah. The first four seasons are great because Sorkin wrote them. Okay. And actually Sorkin was like, wasn't he like mad on Coke that whole time? That's why he wrote a lot for, it's very rare for a guy. It was like 22 seasons, 22 episodes per season. Yeah. You know, traditional American network kind of show. How many seasons?

Like seven all together. but he wrote four he wrote a lot of the episodes like a lot of them right okay yeah usually with big shows like that there's like a team of writers yeah yeah yeah showrunner kind of you know

David Chase of the subranos he always had a firm hand on the storytelling but there were screen writers but I think Sorkman was like 100% even like writers room's like shut up yeah I'm doing it myself he's just watching Grey's Anatomy somebody tries to talk

so it's good yes President Bartlett Martin Sheen yeah it's president and then he's got all these people around him and then like, um... Do you like corridors? It's probably pretty gay.

We got a lot of them. It's probably pretty bad, looking back on it. Like, yeah. Like... See, it's like post-9-11 patriotic kind of stuff, isn't it? Well, you know, 9-11 happens during it. Oh, is that right? Yeah, it was so funny.

See, that was a good episode. No, it's so funny. It's like, uh, so everything's going well. They're doing a story arc about, you know, um, elections coming up. Right, right. President Barton's getting ready for election. Yeah.

Then they take a break because 9-11 happens. Yeah. Then they come back. against the cast all like standing there going like hey everyone we gotta give it up with brave men and women firefighters they're the real heroes not just actors you know firefighters are also kind of brave why did the towers fall like that the truth leads to me out there no give me that microphone yeah um charlie sheen pops up get out of the way down they got talk investigate 9-11 man i'm oh tiger blood baby yeah so they're like here's a story about

acceptance it's not continuity but we hope you like it and then do a little like episode but it's not connected to anything else about like um I'll say again I think they reference an attack has happened but don't really go into it right there's like a Muslim guy and they're questioning him but turns out he's innocent oh I guess I learned a lesson okay well that's definitely not how they treated it in real life yeah I doubt at the end they shook hands like you Muslims are all right. It's just a cheeky look to the camera.

It was very like, there was a real sense of hopefulness. It's kind of sad because you're like, it didn't go like this. It did not go like that at all. They came for them in the night and took them away from their kids. One of the characters is mildly annoyed because of the attack,

which I went to, it's like, it's cause of you, isn't it? It's like, my wasn't involved in it? Okay then. well I'm not angry anymore and then it's kind of like President Bartlett's like you know good for you President Bartlett for not like some you know for not doing what the republicans want you to do and go into war like you know good for you and then like clearly Andrew Sorkin Arn Sorkin Tye could influence the American public well you know what it's interesting with movies like that and you hear this about military films as well like any films that are kind of would be depicting like the white

White House, I imagine, like, you know, has like some sort of government body that is like keeping it a very close eye on how they betray it, stuff they're allowed to say and not say. You hear that about the military as well. Military movies, apparently all have like consultants here in the military, which makes

sense, but then obviously they, it's not just given them, like the information, but kind of dictating how the military's betrayed all that shit. Well, the military have a whole division for the media section. Yeah, yeah. For let's say Transformers, okay? Yeah.

They're going to need jets and shit. Yep. What do you think, do you want to make it themselves? What? They don't? No, I know. I thought,

we'll keep in my shame, but I, well, no. No, they get the military. That's where they get Transformers from. I thought you're going to say something else there for a second. It's the, all the CGI stuff,

you know, like that, you know? Okay. It's not actually, it's just the, they've actual transformers. Oh, is that right? No, I'm joking. All the jets and stuff, they get off the military,

and the military are like, yeah, but you can't make us look dumb. Yeah. You can have the soldiers, you know, be girly or anything like that. You got to make them look tough and behave, you know. And that's how you, that's, and they're hard to be like, okay, people in Middle America will watch and things. Like, like, oh, gee whiz, if I join the army, I can fight Megatron, you know like that. And then when they go to actual war, it's like, you know, they get the legs blown off.

And they're like, where's Megatron? I wonder how the military felt about Top Gun. Top Gun has that incredibly homoerotic volleyball scene. They put it in. They put it in. Yeah, yeah. They were like, we're gonna let you use the planes With a bear be homerotic

What's like playing 80s music? Well, they're like shirtless and hugging each other Or playing volleyball? Well, membership skyrocketed after that film Oh, yeah Everyone wants to be a pilot Probably all people who were like, yeah When do we play volleyball?

I want to play volleyballs are They show up in shorts With the ball, like, and the net They're setting it up Where do I sign up, boys? It's like Paul named like you. Oh gosh. Well, yeah, Aaron Sorkin.

Yeah. Yeah, he did that. He did, um. Newsroom. You watch the newsroom? I watched. Well, okay, I only ever watched the first episode, but I like that rant that Jeff Daniels went on. You know what I was like, it is all right.

And I watched a video about the newsroom where I broke down like the later seasons and how, but it was kind of of like fan fiction news fan fiction some of it's really bad okay well okay I literally watched the first episode you don't like that rant that Jeff Daniel goes on though

about America I think I'm too cynical okay alright because in the context it's literally all I'm basing it on so I'm definitely wrong I admit that you know what you know what ruins that scene so you know it's a college girl

going like why is America and grace country to world's like what are you fucking talking about it's the word you know it's like we're seven literacy we're like you know he gives all these stats yeah yeah yeah and then at the end of the season she shows back up and he gives her a job yeah okay he's like you know what that question changed me and i respect that and he gives her a job in the office that's pretty fucking stupid yeah isn't it yeah yeah yeah i feel like that didn't you see i only watched the first episode and all i remember is the rant i was

definitely very stoned when i watched it yeah yeah yeah i thought it was a good rant oh probably it's like talking is good i didn't watch anything after that but it was just like you know It was a well vocalised point about You know how America thinks it's great But it's definitely fucking deteriorating rapidly In a lot of ways Well you know what, the whole world is this year Well that's true

It'll just feel like we're in the end times, doesn't it? Like I've heard people like make that point before Like we're exhibiting the same signs As all the greatest civilizations Did towards the end We're going to end up like Atlantis Apparently under the sea baby Under the sea

We've got no aquaman to save us Jesus and Mamo is Well for me Aquaman will always be Vincent Chase Okay Is that? You know Antaraj? Oh yeah

That's right He's playing an Akoman Yeah Yeah yeah Yeah That's another show That didn't age well No definitely didn't

Some people I've been accused of rape From that show Yes they have Yeah I've been watching It's a kind of guilty pleasure I've been watching little clips of

It's a great performance though from Jeremy Pitt Yeah I've been watching a little clips So I want to be confident and yell at Asian people But yeah It is very like racist and homophobic

And sexist And he's a rapist And I'm just covering ourselves So they don't come after us He's doing stand-up now Yeah That would be interesting

It is funny how like Jeremy Piven Okay he was doing really well And he got accused of rape He's like my career's over now I've literally got nothing left I guess I'm doing stand-up Where we are like

I want to do stand-up I want to do the thing that rapists have to do when they've got none else It's like community service for rapists Think Harvey could It's special Oh no

He's way too hot Harvey I heard he's There's going to be a settlement And it's going to be like 52 million or something like that Yeah Really not that much

Not that much no But like he can't come back There's no way he can come back Other people have come back as well remember Roman Polanski came back yeah but that was like this is

that was like one incident that I'm aware of maybe there were more I'm not sure but this is one yeah well then this is like 30 odd years

of like systemic abuse I'm surprised he hasn't been killed or anything yeah do you know what I mean it's pretty like you've been part pressed

to find someone he's got so much dirt on other people though that's the thing that's the only thing that keeps him as protected as he is

because it's like so open and shot it's fucking ridiculous yet he's still you know and he's got black cube looking after him yeah like that fucking they're like spies there is really kind of like um intelligence

wet works kind of like intelligent kind of like intelligence kind of thing yeah and they're like you know the A-team yeah Harvey's like Harvey's like please A-Team help me Hannibal's like we gotta kill all the victims

I love it what a plan comes together. I ain't break with no bitch! Crazy fool? Was I in his milk? You know what's so funny is they kept drug in Mr. T. Literally every episode they had to drug him to get him on the plane.

As the show progresses, his brain deteriorates because he's getting drugged. So by the end of it, he's just like piss himself and like walking to walls. I ain't no fool. Like, who's he talking to? Oh, yeah. Mr. T.

a good man a damn good man oh yeah Harvey he can't come back I don't think no but not likely he'll do just live in a nice house

and like you know Just live off the millions that he has stashed away Yeah like I mean Like he's gonna have a good life Yeah I mean do you think he's actually crippled

We're gonna end in it soon Cause we're at an hour Oh we're really over time Uh Nah Apparently it's from a car crash It should happen I don't know

Really? That's what they say But I don't know I don't like I wouldn't put it past him to try and it's almost cartoonish though isn't it the scenes of him walking in on the fucking walker frame

I didn't make this joke someone else I think was Frankie Bile but they were like it looks like he's just tired from all the raping Jesus Christ but I was saying it would be funny if like you know the way like he gets out of the car

hobbling he's hobbling and he was like boo you're a bad man boo and he's like and he just like you know the fall and will he want I'm where he fought and jumps back up. He jumps up like, ta-da, and we're like, ooh. I bought it.

Hey. Hey. Come into my factory. I got a golden ticket. It's called an NDA. Run, Charlie, run. He's going to get you. Yeah, NDAs are useless now.

Apparently so. Do they have to give the money back once they find? I'm probably going to go down that road. You know, I wouldn't be surprised that. thing in the past. Yeah, they probably should be it's going to be something where like, look, NDAs don't count if you've been raped. And I think that's disgusting. That is. Yeah.

But that you were so funny, you'd be like, look, almost like, you know the way like, the law of limitations doesn't work for murder or stuff like that. Yeah. It's so funny to be like, they're like, look, there's a new thing now, NDAs don't count for rape. Okay. And it'd be a whole group of people going like, then what's the point?

Yeah, very true. Yeah. Well, I think we can end it there. that was a good one that was a good one there's a little bit in the middle where we kind of died down a little bit this is post game analysis

yeah I was saying should we not hit stop before we're going to this no no the people need to know this oh we're giving the peek behind the curtain yeah there's a little bit of a drop that I want to apologise for and as always if you were offended

there's one thing I'm cutting out that's on you I'm cutting out one thing and the game now will be go back to do it and try and see if you can catch where they audio drops out for a second so that'll be a fun little game and whoever wins we get to stay in your house for a week yeah yeah yeah yeah oh no don't tell him that bit that's the little surprise so like one i should have pressed that before i said that yeah so like imagine like one of the

fans like oh it was it this part here where the audio dropped out you're like yeah and then like give me your house keys yeah yeah yeah like and subscribe i'm gonna wear your dog just cut your dog up and wear it like a hat nice for listening that's what you get for listening yeah then I'm going for your mother goodbye