Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 57 : How to get ahead in Drogheda

Episode Date: January 20, 2020

Brian and James talk about the end of civilization.

Yo, yo, what's up? What's up? It's just the one mic this time. Yeah. Ah, yeah. We still need to figure out how to... We need to get our shit together with the technical... It's so hard.

Yeah. It's not that hard. It's just we're a pair of fucking mottling. Fools! Yeah. I had to stifle myself there. This is why if we were on our team, we could do ourselves. Well, we're not allowed in our team because you keep saying offensive things.

I'm preventing us For being on RTA We'd have a Comedy Central show Ready to go if it wasn't for me Holding us back You're the only thing to hold us back Screaming the end word I haven't said anything

I never will Oh yeah You actually see Because there's election coming up now That's right The general election Yeah And to be honest

This is always a dream I had For the podcast If we could do like An election An election can update And I swing the vote Oh right Yeah, that would be like, remember Rock DeVote?

Remember that? Yeah, yeah. Like, you know, rocked a book. That was like the anti-Bush thing, was it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember that. So I always kind of had a dream of like, we get to a stage where, like, we're actually heavy haters when comes to political punitive. We can stage, like, political coups and stuff. Do you remember when Russell Brand interviewed Ed Miliband's?

Yeah, well, this is kind of around his, uh, don't vote for anyone kind of phase. Well, he was saying don't bow, but then at the last many He was like, you know what? I'm here with Ed And he's a bloody good fella. Give him a vote. So that was it. Yeah, but it was too late because people couldn't register by then. So the Conservatives won. Like, if you're, I mean, if the only reason you go out and vote

is because Russell Brand told you to, I don't want your vote. It is not relevant. Well, oh, go have a little vote he won't. You see, Brand's the power, though. If he wanted to, he could, not swing election. but he could definitely get people influence. He can certainly influence, yeah, 100%. So imagine people are coming to us,

almost like Don Carleone. Okay, you know, you know, Leo Radker has to come to us on his knees. On his knees. Then he has to kiss my ring. But you're not aware, and you're like, oh!

Oh, no, change! Yeah, that would be great. Do you know who you're voting for in the election? I'm so like to honest I'm very like disconnected and uninterested in Irish politics probably will just vote Sinn Féin because up there are yeah no fuck it like well like you know people like you know the green party or like people before profit or like any independence like are never gonna whenever I think about those parties you know like the social democrats yeah yeah remember the Simpsons was like I might vote for

third party candidate go ahead throw your vote way yeah that is what it is yeah so like phenofal and finnigale are just there to sort of maintain the established order whereas shinfane there is possibly a slight chance of you know some kind of change happening probably not though it's probably very naive on my part i got text from jerry here g dog jerry adams yeah a natural text from yeah because i signed up for the shin fein newslet ages ago hello brian i hope that's text finds you well should we call him. Yeah, give him a buzz. Are you serious? We're going to call Jerry Adams?

Well, let's be honest now. It's not Jerry Adams. Hello? Why does us keep happening? What kind of funny prank we call them? Like your refrigerator running. Is your refrigerator running? Well, you better go blow up

some Protestants. We're better going kneecap it. So look, it says Jerry Adams. Look, I phoned you last week in your efforts to get Milda and Rory elected as loud T-Ds. Many comrades got back to me, not me. Should we call him? Oh no, I can't call him. I don't think, yeah, you probably can't call

him. It's probably... Oh, should I text him? Well, yeah, but that's not as funny. Like, I mean, what, they're just going to listen to you text. Hey, listen to this guy. This is like Howard Stern with the prostitutes on the simian. Oh, he's texting. Jerry Adams. It's so hot.

Robin's laughing. Hoo Howard Who how are you Don't ask about no IRA now You know he was never in that Sorry I'm so sorry I'm so sorry

That's your Mary Lou MacDonald Predator That's what she sounds like Mary Lou She realized Actually very careful Mary Lou

She's suing someone At the moment For defamation Oh what were they saying This other TD on Twitter said she didn't care about Morris McCabe. Remember Morris McAid the guard? Oh the whistleblower guy

Yeah and then they accused them of being a nonce Because he was saying that they were making up Statistics about drink driving. I'm saying when I got accused For being a non-ha. You were trying to lift the lid on the drink driving scandal. I was trying to lift the lid in the whole, you know, age consent scandal.

It's too low. No, it's too high. You joined Nambla. Your favourite film is Hook. Go on. Why hook? Apparently, it's a lot of people claim that that's a real Nambla film

because it's like Robin Williams. He's like a, you know, who comes back as an adult Peter Pan. You know Nambla, the N... Oh, do I? Oh, do that? Yeah, yeah. I'm getting texting as well.

I'm excited up for Sinn Féin and Nambla. I get confused. It's going to be a fun year. Hello, comrades. 2020's looking good. But yeah, no, because he's like this old man who goes back to the lost boys and they're all these like runaway kids

and there's like the scene where they're all like touching his face there's a real like creepy undertone to it I'm laughed at the idea you're going to the voting boot and you just write Namla why does this keep happening

so um I did one Namba now control Ireland this is unprecedented oh or uh yeah you know maybe a Catholic church joke in there a bit of satire no no we need to draw a line

yeah yeah don't go too fire. We're trying to stay PC, you mongol. You fomoke. Yeah. So Mary Lou McDonnell. She tried suing... So it's in the courts now, as I'm still. So better be careful about Mary Lou. Okay.

Don't say anything about it. Okay. Come at me, bro. Catch you on tide. How about that? Yeah. Yeah. Bad baby. What about that, uh, was it footballer or basketball player? Some famous professional athlete who's like 30-odd got caught texting that chick, bad baby

you know the catch me outside he was texting her and then she screen shot at the messages like

here don't be texting me you're 30 and I'm 16 oh wow that happened to Drake as well did it

yeah Drake was texting you know the little girl from Stranger Things 11 yeah fuck off

he seriously he was he was man she's a child see he's smart enough he didn't actually

put out I would say like I'm going to fuck yet he was like hey he would love to me up winky face

winky face I don't know what did he send her a cucumber number what's he called um obergene yeah over gene uh that picture him just choking a rabbit just that meme of like uh him going oh yeah yeah 18 or pussy oh six or you're pussy yeah he didn't say anything too crumby day but he was definitely texting they're going like hey big fan news we should be friends we should be friends yeah but none of your other friends are

allowed to come it'd be funny if it's like except for that gap that fucker with the no teeth yeah he can join you can join giving an old suck job yeah he was stopping your left and he was like you know if you were 10 years younger I'd love to fuck you 10 years ago is won exactly yeah did we hear Nambla

so Mary Lou McT oh yeah it's a shit thing in general election speaking of saying bad things in the internet yeah now a lot of the candidates have to sign pledges before they can run for selection basically saying that didn't say anything bad online oh on their Twitter and stuff like that

yeah that's me the promise that's man anybody who was on Twitter back then all said some bad shit 100% remember like the first week Twitter existed when did it come out like 2009 was it he was a little bit earlier

possibly yeah yeah it was just a slur machine yeah pretty much everybody's just like hey you dirty yeah that's how they used to sell it yeah pretty much you're that little bird the little blue bird the N word

yeah yeah but um so because the last time that had a general election or even a local election actually people get caught out by shit that they said previously on twitter one girl was talking about how like she saw a traveler on the bus once and she didn't like it and i forget some other girl saying something else it happens in england even more yeah i'd imagine so and like you know america is a big thing but like i mean i'm glad i didn't i'm on twitter now but i wouldn't join it like two years ago and the only

i very rarely tweet and the only thing i tweet are like jokes that are clearly jokes sweet Even if people go, oh, but you said this? Yeah, it's a joke. It's not like an opinion on anything. Have you any, like, Twitter skeletons in the closet? You afraid? They're coming after you, Brian? Not really.

I got in a fight with a woman on Twitter once about Captain America comic books. Yeah. I don't know. It's actually a very stupid line of questioning. He's like, oh, are you afraid of something you might have said on Twitter, whereas they could go through any episode of this podcast. No, no, no. Be like, well, you're.

done, cancelled, goodbye, and unsubscribe. I did get in a fight with a woman on Twitter once. It's the only time I got on the proper Twitter fight. And after I was like, this is so dumb. I never did it again. Okay. So I learned my lesson. It was about a Captain America comic where I forget, I think what's his name?

Falcon had sex with a girl in the future, but he knew her as a... A bit of a Drake situation. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. And then the woman was saying that was creepy, and I was saying, no, it's not, you whore. because I was young and angry Wow, what age were you?

I don't know fucking I was in secondary school probably too old I didn't say whore I didn't say whore I didn't say whore I was being so

I was being facetious Yeah I was being horish You know Dardy hoa No no no I was just saying like

No it's not And then she kept going I was like Oh you're an idiot You know And it kind of like But it was such a dumb argument Yeah

Yeah And it is kind of creepy It is Yeah If you knew a little girl Went to the future And fucked her you're just a smart pedophile

well like I mean okay smart people you're the world's the world's most competent pedophile is like time machine well I'm going to build a time machine you know what's so funny okay let's say oh the time traveling Pito

let's say okay you see you're walking on your street you see a little girl okay she's like what are you thinking of the right age she's like what's acceptable she's like seven okay and she's got like

no little dress on oh yeah okay she has to shame you know because you're so old and bitter the lack of shame from her

yeah it's the innocence yeah so you're like I'm gonna fuck that kid okay but I'm gonna build the time machines

I can do illegally but ironically the time machine takes you like 30 years to build so she actually Like, she comes Of age

Yeah, yeah But then by then It's like Oh Then does he go back Or what does he do? The time travel in Pito No, he just hangs him

Or does he Maybe the Clintons Hang him on that Yeah, I like the idea He builds a working time machine It's like, oh, she's too old now Bro I'm just throw it in a skip

What use is this A time machine Oh, Jesus Christ yeah that was a B plot in Back to the Future movies that we never got to see that's an election issue I want What about the time-traveling Pidos

Oh Joe What about Joe Joe Time Traveling Pidos They use the Flux Capacitor Right I'm telling you now

The Flux Capacitor Yeah They get the science The science Yeah And then they They they do Joe I'm telling you now

looks got past that man look oh look it up yeah peed out thank you very much talk to Joe talk to Joe you what's really funny is

so this whole crime scandal is gone at the moment with that kid got okay so yeah this 17 year old kid who was like a drug runner so he got caught up in this gang feud

and Drahada and basically he got murdered hacked up to bits and put in like different bags and spread around the city. Yeah. Pretty fucked up. So they've been talking about this in Joe Duffy a lot. Okay. And it's kind of funny because

there's a guy on before Joe called Ronan. Okay. Ronan Collins, think his name is, and he's a real life. Hey, buddy, welcome to the show. He just plays music. Right. He's a very, like, reserve. Let's all have a good time. So it's good. So they have the morning news. Okay. And then they have him, and they go back to more news programs. Right. Okay.

So he's like a pallet cleanse. He's nice little break. Yeah, I get you. But during a show, he always goes to Joe like 15 minutes before Joe starts to find out what's on the show so he's like oh everybody yeah it's gonna find out what's happening what Joe

he's coming up next Joe what's on the show and Joe's like we're going to be talking about the almost satanic murder of a young child his limbs are cut off and it's on his head

in a burning car do you actually use the word satanic yeah yeah he said the almost satanic murder of a young young child in the streets of Dublin it is just the beginning all right

then Ron and goes oh looking forward to that show Next up we go I'm going to head to Eastry with Bruce Springsteen He can't run He can't run anymore No, he can't

He's got no leg So you heard about this What do you think about this? Well, it's fucking crazy, man You're yay or nay It's got my thoughts I'll tell you that Hot or not

Yeah What, it's just like you So it's like a Drodda feud Is it between a gang from Dada And a gang from Dublin Is that right? I believe it's a lot It's very messy.

Yeah, there's a lot of gangs. But, like, you know, they're just, like, sitting at home watching episodes of Narcos going, oh, yeah, that's great. Chop him up. Or maybe they don't sound like that, but they definitely do. Maybe they, yeah.

From Drada. Oh, hell now, hey, you're going to chop him up, hey. Yes, those two accents, they're fighting. But, yeah, so this kid, but, like, fucking hell, it really is sending a fucking strong message, like, hacking the kid up to bits and, like, dispersing his body parts around the city.

But now there's an even more fucked-up element to it, apparently, you know, I haven't seen them, but allegedly there are videos circulating of, like, the kid getting hacked up, but also him begging for his life before they murder him. And, like, they show pictures of, like, body parts and, like, any of the such-and-such gang want to come after us, this is what you'll get, blah, blah, blah, et cetera. I mean, you know, we didn't see this in West Side Story. You know, the Jets and the Sharks, you know, they just had a bit of a dance. Hey! Yeah. Well, they're doing a remake of West Side Story.

Oh, like, Sett and Drada. Oh, I'll start a crump key. What's on the way to do? Yeah, I'd watch that. That would be more relevant. I would say that, yeah. I don't even know the plot of West Side Story, but they probably don't cut a lad's head off.

No, probably. In a burning car. Oh, it's so great, man. It's, like, very grisly. It's so awful. Can you imagine being in the parents? No. Can you imagine, like, let's say,

your call to the car station. Yeah. And you already know your son is dead. And you go when the police officer's like, I know this is really hard for you. And it's very distressing, but it's just your son's foot. He just waves the foot around.

He puts it on his stick. He's like, just imagine him walking. Is this what it looked like? Is this how we want? Kind of like a Charlie Chaplin thing, like two forks, you know? Oh, jeez. I do a bit of prop comedy.

I'm actually doing a show tonight, you know, if you want to come and sit downstairs in international. I'm not that upstairs. I'm not after the incident. Yeah. I keep bringing dead body parts. They say don't bring your work home with you, though. Oh, Jesus Christ. But it is awful.

It is awful, yeah. It's proper cartels. Yeah, it's pretty, like, it's kind of setting it. It's a new precedent, almost. Like, no, in fairness, we've seen similar things before, like the Scissor Sisters murders, they hacked up that dude and Trum and the Liffey.

That was more like revenge, crime, and passion. That's like a good 10 years ago, I'm pretty sure. I've actually, I thought they were banned. They are a band. Cisor Sisters are a band, but they're not, it's a different... They got away with it. That's what happens when you write a number one hit, you know? Wow.

Gonna take your mama out all night. Yeah. Wow, you do a lot with your famous back. then. What a golden age. Wait, describe the sisters this dude? There were just these two girls like British were working class Dublin

and their mother was going out with this Nigerian lad but he was like very abusive. But I think there was like kind of substance abuse issues amongst all of them and probably some criminal records and stuff like that. But essentially this dude was beating the mother and

eventually the two daughters, the sisters decided, I think it might not have even been planned just sort of as he attacking her, they stabbed them and they freaked out, so they hacked them up and threw them in the Liffey, essentially. They got caught. Wow. I think they're out now, or at least one of them is out. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, like,

you know, it was kind of... Did they have an agent? Represented by Lisa Richards. I mean, this summer, on the gated theater. Do you bear it knows? They certainly will. They're more interesting, yeah. And less offensive. You know, it's so funny, it's like, they killed someone, okay? Yeah. But they were like, yeah, they don't see retard in the podcast. You're evil.

We're two evil white men, so we're the worst. Yeah. But, yeah, it's been a crazy, crazy story. It's only going to get worse. That's the thing, man. The retaliation, like, it sets the precedent. Like, they're going to have to be real grisly and horrible. See, if you cut off a lad's head from their gang,

you're not going to retaliate by sending you a letter. No. They're not going to do the whole, like... I got half of mine to go to the authorities about this. They're like, oh, we'll get you back. And they, like, set fire to a... They're like a old bag of dog shape. Or they unscrew the salt in a restaurant.

Now hold on. Yeah, I guess what? I just keyed your car. So we're even. Well, like, you know, it's weird to kind of be talking about it because it's still a very fresh thing. I would say we're not making fun of it. It's horrible, but, you know.

This is what we do. We take the darkness and we cast night. Just jokes. Just jokes in it, yeah. Is it a fit? now. But, you know, yeah, we just take a... We're just trying to make sense of this crazy world. This crazy

world. It's a defense mechanism. It's a sickness, really. You can't take anything seriously. I'm sick! I got into my pants. Yeah. Yeah, but, like, I don't know. It's going to get worse, I think. I know. That kid and

court got stabbed. Yeah, there was a stabbing court there. He was a student. Yeah, it was a house party, and apparently he liked someone they just stabbed him. which I have annoyed that many people in house parties even recently

but you've never been stabbed no it's probably deserted no probably yeah I'll be trying to dry January how's that going I got blackout drunk that's right there oh

how is that where'd you go I went to a guy's house well it was actually it was a leaving party because a girl I know was going off to Brazil so we're a leaving party

and I was like I'm going to drink and it's always happens I go off drink for a while and I go back on and I go a bit too hard Yeah, it's the thing. That first, when you take a break drinking, that first one back, it's like, oh, this is so good. I poured a load of Jack Daniels into a wine glass and downed it.

Yeah. Was there still wine in the glass? Yes. Nice. One little bit of all. Rock and row, baby. I'm not a savage. You've only a bit of wine.

You're like, I was the Osport. Yeah. I downed a lot. Apparently, I got very loud. Yeah. I get very loud when I'm drunk. Yeah. People always tell me to shut the fuck up.

I end up wandering out with a house, and I went to a car park from a car. Yeah. I walked in a house. Oh, my car wasn't even in the car park And I kept pressing the button on my keys Even though there is no button Yeah Jesus, you got really

I got blackout, like Wow I walked basically, you know the Malthouse did dock Yeah I basically walked from like that area To the Marsh's car park Blackout

That's a long distance Yeah And like did you have any incidents In the night Like any run-ins of people Like no No, no You tend to drink

You usually accuse people Of being autistic or whatever Yeah, well it did deserve it I have a sense Like gay dar No I didn't I just remember like I was still off my face Like I was wandering on the car park

And I was like where the fuck is my car Where the fuck is one of the way down in the back of it Everyone's sleeping so cold It's very cold like Yeah And I vomited already Okay So my cold would love vomit on it like

Ah yeah Because I tend to vomit like Instead like out I go like Just all down yourself I'm like I don't want to get it on the road That would be consider it. Some poor fuck

from the council to be helpful. So I was up from my car and I was like, oh God, where is it? Where is my car? And I was like, maybe if I believe my car is here. So I was trying to like visualize the car and make it appear.

Oh, like manifest. Yeah, I read the secret. Of what to do in your blackout drawing. But that's good though. You didn't burn any bridges with anyone. No, apparently not. Like that's good.

I don't care. That's progress. Yeah. I'm not going to drink again for another while Yeah, you do You go through long periods I'm not drinking Yeah

And every time I do I'm like oh god I've ruined everything My life's over No really it's like I don't drink for long periods Yeah Because that's how long it'll take for them

To forgive me from last time Right Yeah okay This keeps happening Where I start getting nice little routine It's going well And I start drinking And it's like in the six days later

I'm like oh god It's like the way Polanski only makes a film Every 10 years now He's got to like Wait the sufficient amount of time that it all died down That's the only thing

I'm worried if a blackout might end up in Jack Nicholson's house In the jacuzzi Yeah Actually I'm kind of like I'm kind of half paying attention to you Because a girl Oh

There's a girl that I'm kind of have seen Oh no I am seeing I kind of have seen her And she listened to the Grey's Anatomy podcast Okay It's not happy Oh really? Yeah

Oh wow Yeah Why We roasted this yeah because it's terrible yeah well you know oh yeah and so she likes the show obviously but it's not a reflection on her

or so what does she care well you know what you're going to do what was she saying or just like you roasted it okay she wasn't happy

no well my sincere apologies to you on specified person let me just text her back real quick it's like texting Jerry oh like she's actually texting you about it right now yeah yeah oh okay

oh Jesus wow this is great we're having to apologize for our content well this is the first one eventually Sophie Hagan's going to be answering

like they make apology yeah nobody cares what I say I can say whatever no one cares no one cares I'll just go out and scream the N word we're like yeah whatever

I'll do it it's almost like a superpower you have the most depressing superpower in the world I texted they're just saying like, you know, it's only jokes. Calm down sugar tits.

Daddy likes to play, yeah. You know you want it. She knows. Sorry. Yeah. So, anyway, what are we talking about? We're talking about the election. So the election, yeah.

That young fella getting hacked up. I was, oh, speaking of getting hacked up, notice this is no segue at all. I was trying to make a segue like, so there was a guy Paddy Hula. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah, he got hacked up by the press.

He did, he did. Just because they were bored and what he did. Just because they quoted the thing that he said in context. Now you get in trouble for that apparently. Do you know Paddy Hulahan? No, I had seen like he had a, yeah, he has a podcast. Is he like a boxer or something? He was former M&A.

Pretty good. Okay. But now he does, he's kind of like a media personality. Now he's got a podcast and he's running for Shindfayn. Shidvan. Yeah, yeah. But he said some pretty. horrible things on his podcast.

What's funny is, I don't want to get conspiratorial here, but it's almost like with Donald Trump, where he starts off saying something racist. Right. So this time Paddy O'Hulaham was saying that he doesn't like Leo Rackardkeur

because he doesn't, he's not a family man. Okay, the insinuation there that he has a problem with his sexual orientation? I think that's a say, he's saying like he's not a family man. He doesn't have a wife and kids. So he's weird. I think he's no kids.

Okay. And also, because he's got Indian blood, he wasn't raised, he wasn't raised in the stories of Ireland, you know? Because Irish people were raised on Ku Klux and children of Lir. And we know what's likely to be really Irish.

And he doesn't because he, you know. That's a fucking stupid argument. He's also, it's that kind of like, he sounds almost like someone from Boston. Yeah, it's like,

hey, you're Irish, it's like, real Irish people don't give a fuck about their heritage. Real Irish people weren't raised with stories of Ku Kullin. you know what I mean No he's definitely kind of retarded

He's got that little like You know fighting Irish tattoos back Okay right That's his whole personality Yeah Yeah Well if he took two seconds to realize That there is no Irish culture anymore

We're just another gentrified Centralised Shitty European city That's been Americanized And capitalised and privatised And sold off to the highest bidder prime It's all crumbling apart But yeah

There's no culture anymore He's spoken word there Be a fucking idiot Yeah Irish culture is like a STD. She should be frozen off and chipped away. And infected

a monkey with. But yeah, so he's gotten in trouble. But then he also said some other shit about it. So he said that and what's funny is, everyone was kind of like, that's a bit messed up. It's on the line like... But you know what? I forgive you. Mary Lou forgave him. She was like, I accept.

The T-shock was like, Leo's like, hey, you know what? I've dealt a worse. Hey, he's got my number. Hmm. Yeah, okay. It was all the story. So he kind of dodged the bollock there.

Then the press listened to his podcast, no shame podcast. It's ironic. Yeah, no shame. Yeah, yeah. We'll see. Yeah. And then the podcast with Terry McMahon.

Derry McMahon. Now, you film maker extraordinaire, hacker, degenerate, beautiful bastard profoundly. Working through Hollywood, the goddamn bastards that run this industry, they're trying to get me out. They want me out of town. Well, I ain't going, buddy.

Sorry. Yes, I've had dealings with Terry. to the audience, because I haven't really dealt with him. Okay, Turingman is a filmmaker. He is a very interesting character. Like, he's very charismatic, well-spoken, intelligent, definitely. And he's all for kind of pushing the envelope, like films that he has made in the past are definitely,

they're like pushing envelope, they're edgy, they're out there. He has sort of in recent years become known for his real long Facebook posts about, you know, certain issues. in the discrimination in the industry or like you know what he said discrimination he means basically i'm a straight white man and i'm being overlooked oh he's like that is no he's not really like that he's a lot he's cleverer than that you know what i mean but he definitely is a very um what's the word like he strikes me as a type as like it's my way or the highway i'm not going to be told what to do and he would bump heads with like industry people or studio people uh so like yeah

and he's like you know he kind of got to respect him because he kind of kind of, he went out and made this film on his own, completely off the back. What was that film? Charlie Casanova. I haven't seen it. It's interesting. Like, the script is good and the performances are good, but it's not shot very well. Like, it's really, like, technically, it's, like, very hard to watch.

But that film did really well. Like, it went to Cannes Film Festival and stuff. Like, it did really well. And, but we actually, myself and John Clark, you know, John, we made a documentary. And we interviewed him for it, like, and he was very, it was kind of about the Catholic Church. And again, very well-spoken, intelligent, articulate. But again, a kind of very, when you meet him, you'll never forget him. He's very, like, he's, you know.

He's a character. He has a character. Kind of like an S&L character of like a crazy hot shot Hollywood kind of film. From what I heard, Bill Hayter could do a very good impression of it. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So anyway, he's got a new movie he's written and directed, because. it's like some boxing movie

I think it's been in production for a while because I remember a long a while ago my friend John was telling me about it yeah so anyway he's working in his boxing movie so he goes on No Shane podcast right to promote it yeah

so him and Patty start talking I don't know who started we start talking about like how young girls will trick men into having sex with them underage girls yeah underage girls seduce older men

take photos of it and then blackmail them saying you basically just banged a child, you're now at Pito, give me money, or I tell your wife. So that's what they're claiming is going on. Yeah. Now, I want to get your taste. Okay. I mean,

I can't say... Let's do a little debate here. I can't say one way or another if that is happening. I mean, it's not like it's beyond the realm of possibility. Like, anything's possible in this day and age. You know, but I'm sure if it is happening, it's only a very select

few people. It's not like this big it's all like every 14 year old girl's like yeah I'm going to bang my neighbor and then blackmail them because I want to get the new fucking Nintendo Switch you know what I mean? Good reference they are that do you? I'm down

with the kids but I didn't you know what I mean I've got pair of Elish and I play Pokemon on my game boy color come on lad And I want it now counterpoint They're out always Sorry basically yeah They're all out there okay look

These girls They're in the little DREpsies These girls now Okay They're watching the internet They know about teens Okay

They're smart Oh yeah Yeah, you're there Okay, all right They're seeing You're the Legion of Supervillains Yeah They live in the swamps

Okay Legion of Doom Legion of Doom So what is this The Legion of Poon Oh that's good idea I'm just saying There's society out there

I'm a trick wealthy men White wealthy men Yeah The most vulnerable demographic I've read the Facebook post And they're all trying to trick us

Because they know our dicks are big And they want it They want my big slimy to They thought they can think about Like a dog out of bone Oh Jesus Christ I love them like I'm just saying like

A lot of girls going to a puberty They need dick It's like yeah They go to the doctor It was like a dick to a cox called me in the morning. Yeah, obviously I'm joking a little bit, all right? No, you're choking a lot.

You're not taking me down with you. That's all the joke, folks. It'd be funny if I was on a podcast with them. And I was like, yeah, you're right, guys. That's why we need to build a time machine. Like, go back. What was it? Go back or go forward?

It depends on you're into it. Go back, probably. So if you see a 14-year-old girl, you go back 14 years Wait nine months Wait nine months And then You know

Go out for lunch Okay So What has been the backlash Then for Patty About all this Guess what Go on

Sinn Féin Yeah Got rid of him Kicked him out Gave him the old boot The heave-ho The Hive Yeah

I'm sorry this is not What Chin Fain represents Now If they're Protestant Underage girls Maybe I could understand on that, but a good Catholic girl now. No, not to doubt it. So they kicked him out of Sinn Féin.

Yeah, yeah. What's he doing now then? Is he wandering the streets? Yeah, he made a statement, yeah. Oh, okay. He made a statement, but again, I feel like the Irish bloodstuff about Radgar is way worse. It's very, yeah, that's very offensive. It's not way worth. Like, basically they're saying, like, ah, young ones want to be a pipe. But no, it's kind of like, you know, it's making out that, like, teenage girls, underage girls are, like, plotting and this, like, nefarious. dealings to like you know in trap and blackmail a man via child abuse essentially

like that's very sinister well I know but like I feel like the racism is worse that's why I made a comparison to Trump because early on in Trump's run for president he was saying like builds a wall

Mexicans are rapists that sort of thing and people are like yeah I see where this guy's coming from Yeah, my boat. Yeah, and then when you grab the pussy, grabbing by the pussy, that comment came out. Well, people were like, hey, that's too far. Well, apparently not.

No, actually. He's still in there? What do you reckon? Trump 2020? Yes, 100%. I don't like it. But that's the way it is. Hope he gets his teeth smashed out by golf clubs.

And that's satire. I know, I hope he meets a fucking 14-year-old girl who tricks him. Yeah. A 14 year old girl from Phibsborough Come on, Donald, you want a bit of that day Okay, hey, I don't care that you're 14, all right? I'm going to jizz all of your little shamrock face, you little, okay? I'm the goddamn president of the United States.

Oh, he just thinks that's a good deal. It seems like you're great kids, okay? I've watched the show, have you watched the show? Actually, this is right, this is infuriating me as well. What's that? So the American election. Oh, there's a big thing going on now where, you know, Elizabeth Warren.

Yeah. She has claimed that Bernie Sanders told her in private that a woman can't be president. Oh. Yeah, yeah. When did she say this? Two weeks ago. Okay, I didn't hear this now.

So she's saying that. Well, actually she leaked it. So someone from her team said that, oh, he told Elizabeth Sanders. Elizabeth Warren, that a woman can't be president. Yeah, yeah. And Bernie denied this straight away. And she's like, oh, no comment, but it's true. You know, if you like that, you know.

She's saying no comment, but her team are going like, yeah, it's true. Okay, right. So they had a debate there a few days ago, and that was one of the questions. And you can tell, I think it's very raped against Sanders. Really? Because the interviewer immediately goes to debate, moderator, like, so Mr. Sanders, why did you say that a woman can't be president? Yeah. And then Sanders is like, I didn't say that.

Okay. And Elizabeth Warren was like, yes, you did. Oh, Jesus. And he's like, ah, but if that was the case, then why would I have tried to, I tried to get you to run in 2016 before I ran. Yeah. Okay. Okay. And also just videos me in the 90s saying that women should be president.

Yeah. Okay. So. And she's like, well, girl. Do you believe that? Yeah. Well, girl power. Okay.

And they all cheer for her, all right. So then after the interview, after the debate. The debate. Okay. They stills our mics on. Okay. So she goes over to burning She's like, did you call me a liar?

He's like, what? What are you talking about? You're crazy bro, get out of you. And she's like, I think you called me a liar on national TV. I think you called me a liar. Okay. He's like, I'm not getting it just now,

but you know, you technically, you called me a liar. Ah. She's like, no, you call me a liar. And when they're having to debate, the moderator guy comes over, he's like, I don't want to get in the way, but I just want to say hi.

Big fan of both of you guys Then Bernie's like, yeah, hi, boy Good on it Yeah So that's American election Okay, right Yeah

See Bernie like I mean I think I don't think he has a chance To be honest No Trump's going to win Yeah, it's a shame

But that's the way it is That's the world we live in You know It's going to be interesting To see what comes after Trump now You know what I mean How do we go back after this? My hope would be a swing

things really to the left. Well, you get like a total, like, really hardcore, liberal. No, not left in terms of, like, um, uh, socially. Yeah. I mean left in terms like, you know, Medicare and, okay. And maybe like, you know, maybe the banks shouldn't rape everyone. Just somebody's a little bit like, you know, like, because nowadays, like, it's even the people in the Democratic Party, like, you know, how about bankers only raped certain?

children. Yeah, yeah. This is absolutely the problem. Go back to Russia. This is the goddamn United States of America, buddy.

Actually, speaking of Russia, Putin resigned his whole parliament. What? Yeah. He got the law to resign. Did he? Yeah. The pen

is mightier than the sword. Yeah, yeah. Apparently it all went in one day and he's like, you know what, guys, it's been fun working with yet. Now hit the bricks. Yeah, yeah. And it was like, here's your registration letters. I've already accepted them.

What? Dios Mios! Yeah, that's what they say. Hey, Dios Mios! You're diso hard here in Russia. Handel, handily, hamlet. Riva, riva, riva. Riva.

Yeah. They all took off your sombrero. But I'm so tired from the walk to work, Senor Putin. Maria needs her medicine for the diabetes. Life is hard in Russia. I think I mentioned this on the podcast. cast before but I'll listen to a guy

he was a, I think a BBC reporter Yeah, he's working in Russia back in the 90s Okay. And he said Look, it was very obvious that they were Bugging him. Okay, right, sure. And like, the Russians? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, that's kind of to expect that if you're a foreign journalist. Yeah.

Working that. But he said sometimes they'd play a little mind games with him. Okay. Like, one time they left a book on his bed, so it came in and did someone have been in his apartment, he's like, what's going on? Yeah. And they left a book on his bed called How It Satisfy Your Wife. You've just been pranked, bro. You've been pranked, bro, by Russian Jackie.

Yeah. So, yeah, it's like, you know, Poooolew's got to be a sense of human. Yeah, that's pretty funny. Yeah. I like that. We should do that. Just break into journalist's hotel rooms. How to bang your wife.

The James Canway. Don't make her come. Rule number one. Don't make her come. Never let your wife. come. Now, you can cry either before or after you ejaculate. That's up to you. I like to do it

all the way through. I'm so sorry, please. I've sweat so much, please. And then she wakes up, and then it's a whole big, you know, when they get all nagging, oh, giving it all that calm down, love. Yeah,

she knows. Sorry. Oyo, o'o, o'o, o'o, nudge, a bit of ours your father Weston Oh, I've been blowing bubbles in your ass Oh, so love

Sorry, I have no idea What we're talking about now Politics Yeah, this is what happens When we're talking about politics So yeah, that's the kind of thing Because it's going to be a short election Yeah

And they've done it at a time Where it's really People won't even be answering the doors They're not even going to go around to houses That much Yeah, no, good I'm glad they don't do Like honestly if they came to my door

we're like sorry leave me alone not interested well you made a good point there we were downstairs with your friends is that um um um you're paying rent now in the big city that's right yeah now these things actually matter to you yeah they do affect me yeah we'll see we just found out our rent is going up so i'm going to have to pay 30 euro extra a month it's the first time i've ever been properly invested in the housing crisis i mean all those poor children sleeping on the streets I was like, hey, baby, that's life in the big city. What are you going to do? But now my rent's gone up by 30 quaint.

I'm like, this is a creature. Something needs to be done. Remember four he used to walk out and don't want to throw coins. Yeah. I'm homeless children. I'm actually like trolling right. Try and stick it into their forehead. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Have a Fredo on me, you piece of dirt. That's awful. All you change. But I'm all turned around now. Maybe I was wrong. No, usual apples, I think. Maybe they're not scamming the system.

No, it's horrible, though. But that's the thing, the gaff isn't any better, but they can just increase the rent every year. Like, there's a 4% cap. So, yeah, that's what, so literally my rent could go up by, like, 30 to 40 quid every year, and there's nothing I can do about it. It's got to sit there and take it.

Yeah, like a man. Yeah, yeah, just bend over and grab my ankles. Like a man. Well, another big issue is homelessness, as we were saying, yeah yeah so what happened recently okay is um oh yeah they were doing a thing where they were cleaning up all the useless tents you know cleaning up all of their uh the only places that they have so but in their mind they're here like oh look these these awful homeless people keep leaving tents here for the reason don't know why uh you know is this some form of banksy graffiti art

so they had these guys they're cleaning up okay yeah i'm not sure how i don't really gone the details i think they were like just throwing the skips they're like smashing the tents down yeah fucking as a homeless guy one of the tens. Sleeping in that life. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And now he's got like life-altering injuries. Jesus. Which is kind of vague.

It is pretty vague. I mean, that kid was head cut off, but like... And certainly a life-altering injury. But he couldn't make... So, ma'am, your son has lost to say, What can we do, doctor? Well, not very much. To me many, many years of treatment.

Are you fond of... I knew he's familiar with taxidermy at all, or possibly a puppet-making workshop. I've got no strings to hold me. Oh, it's awful. God, it's awful. We could haul out the head. Oh, this is really bad. That's so bad, isn't it?

Jesus Christ. So, yeah, they gave him life all three injuries. Yeah. So now this is the big thing about the election is crime and homelessness. Crime and homelessness, yeah. But it's weird it is. So people in Joe Duffy are. proper, like, you know.

Yeah, what was the reaction to the... Which one? Okay, the kid getting chopped up. What was the reaction there? Kid getting chopped up was basically, it's because of love hate. Ah, really? Yeah. They're blaming love.

Because love hate didn't get another season. Yeah, no, they had to make up their own. Because that influenced kids, because before kids didn't know a crime was. Crime didn't exist. There's a bunch of gangs, they were like, what should we do? Let's just pick some daisies. And then that happened, they're like, oh, yeah, let's do that. blame on love here.

Some people are so fucking stupid. And what they're also blaming is anyone who's ever done drugs ever. Oh, okay. So if you buy a bag of coke... Yes, which I have. You're literally giving money. I literally chop that boy's head off. Yeah, you're actually worse.

At least the guys who cut him off got a little bit of exercise. Well, I did a bit of coke, got the old blood pumping, you know, probably not in the right way, but hey, I sweated profusely. That's a take that drives me insane. the um if you do drugs you contribute to this kind of thing yeah that argument yeah

oh sorry you're texting yeah apologies listeners no no no no let's all put everything on hold no no but you're right that argument is really dumb though isn't it like if you take drugs you contribute to it yeah well it's not like people go like uh that's why i buy drugs that's the only reason i buy the drugs and throw them in the bin it's not yeah don't even support my love the gangs. They don't even want drugs. You get money like, just better go to a bad cause. You better chop somebody up with this. This is going to be sponsored

a gangster. Just like give them a voucher to like B and Q or something so they can buy a hacks up. No, in the same way he sponsors someone to do a run. Okay, you sponsor him's like, no, I want. To do a pert. For charity.

But he's like, they have to like dress his silly characters. Yeah, they just have like the turtles. Teenage You've been big The hell Teenade an hour man Dressed up like Donatello

Wait Donatello Who had what now Okay I bet you Okay let's see my views Leonardo He was the blue one Had the sword

Yeah That's exactly Yeah Okay Donatello Purple He had the big stick Yeah

Yeah Raphael was the red one He had the two Like handheld Pitchfork kind of thing and then Michelangelo was the orange one he had nonchucks

That's great Thank you very much Thank you very much Do you remember who's the party dude? Yeah, Michael Angelo Yeah Raphael is cool but rude Give me a break

Michael Angelo is a party dude He raped the woman Had a friend party April You better not report this you bitch Have some pizza Shut up I don't even talking about it.

This is absolutely nonsense. I don't tell it was a dark web. Oh, Jesus Christ. How did we get out to this? Crying. Oh, yeah, crime. So, yeah, that's the... With Joe, I'm getting sweaty.

I know, I really... Let's see if the radiator's on. This is a small room, so... Oh, I'm liking this dog. It had some energy. I'm hard. There's like a sauna in here. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We should just go shirtless. Yeah, we should. They get the video aspect. shirtless and I'll go bottomless we'll have half and half. Alright, so what we're talking about? Crime. Yeah, so they're like, you know, if you buy coke ever, it's your fault. You contribute to this. Which is such a bullshit

thing, because, like, we need, look, they're raising the house prices. Yeah. I need to get high. Exactly. You need to forget this horrible world, so I want to disconnect. You make the country worse and you don't expect me to get high. Yeah. Like, why shouldn't I show up that supermax? Yeah, why not? And then

the other thing with Joe Duffy with the also a lot of people are very pro vigilante poops I'm surprised that hasn't started already but that'll definitely kick off the next couple of years yeah that's hilarious the kick-ass sitting Dublin oh Jesus

but it's all guys with hurls and stuff I've learned like if Dublin just turns into like the warriors and we all have like different gangs are all dressed up they're all of scramblers I love that

That'd be great A full descent in anarchy And we record the whole thing Yeah We're just like sitting on top of the empire Just like drinking blood out of a skull Yeah And then

For the homelessness It's all like you know What do you expect Living in a tent That's as you get Why don't you get a house Can't knock that down Have you ever read Three Little Pigs?

Use bricks, you bloody twat. Yeah, that's kind of their argument, is it? Yeah. Yeah, it's still depressing this in the Joe Duffy. Like, the scum. The scum! Like, Joe's not bad himself. Yeah.

He has to be good because he'd been paid for tea. Well, he knows he's just sitting back and letting it all unfold. The whole time thinking these people are monks. When there's a woman there going, like, we should bring back interment, you know, like that. Yeah, yeah. For anyone who sells weed, you know, they should bring back internment now. and public executions and like, you know,

look like that. And Joe, obviously, you can't say that. Yeah. But in the back of the head, he's like, yeah. Yeah.

It's where he's having a wank like, go on. Well, he's rich and he's got a nice house, so he can like just bulb the gates. Yeah, that's it.

When, you know, society crumbles, he can just put up the shutters and he's all good. Like, I got a gun, I got canned food, and a 17-year-old, uh,

something. I don't know what it is. That's the surprise. It's rude to ask. that's literally a kinder surprise crack it open and get your prize some assembly required all right

yeah we got anything else we're coming to the end we're coming to the end I just want to say I remember I was talking about that girl was the girl the greatest anatomy girl yeah yeah got all sort of okay what she didn't like actually was

in the story I said I watched that bottom episode of way group of girls okay I just watched with her. Oh, so you were trying to make it out like you were a pimp like P-D-D-A up in the game? No, I didn't say that. I watched it all my bitches. No, I didn't phrase it like, I watched them all and we were all in bed naked.

They were all awake. Dear penthouse. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I always thought it would be a funny idea to like on stage to do a penthouse letter but it just gets really depressing and then it ends as a suicide note. But anyways, so she got annoyed that you said you were watching

and with a group of girls. Yeah, yeah. But... She probably told the same as you as talk, she told us big dick in it. Yeah, yeah, just like hanging out with my hoes. Yeah, I'm swatched over her.

Yeah. And she liked it. She's a fan. She's a fan, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I just, like, you know, having a warm place. Just to not be alone. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Does she listen to many episodes, or just that one? Hope not. Hope not. Worn to the warm place to go. Yeah, you'll be out of the street. You'll be in a tent getting battered by the council. to go back to my cobald apartments yeah

Jesus you need to get out of that place yeah I'm going to move out too it's so hard but so grim I told you for that I'm looking at places to move into yeah and there's one place and it's like yeah but you can't stay on the weekends and you got mind the dog

yeah that's mental yeah and then it's just the occupant of the house dressed like a dog yeah yeah oh I'd be so funny like he like okay I've got to get the dog now he goes upstairs coming down. You got to milk me.

That doesn't do it. You're a milk dog. I'm going to cut your head off. If you're buying coke, it's your fault. Oh, Jesus. Yeah, well, the whole, it really feels like, it just feels like we're descending into chaos, you know, like we're coming to the end times.

I don't know. Maybe that's a bit narcissistic. Let's just take some drugs and watch the Lyleons. Let's do it. I also watch the Lylem. girl oh yeah she liked that too yeah yeah well i don't like it hey it's popular yeah no not overall i couldn't i can't stand it like that it's kind of funny because um this start new the winter season started okay okay so um what to do is to bring on the contestants one by one right they all

like oh hi yeah yeah and they're all supposed to be sexy young people right okay and then like um they're waiting for the last contestant all right yeah and they're like apparently it's supposed to be a big surprise or surprises yeah and then like what happens to think like

if the producer gives them information so like they find out twins twins okay

boing and then showing the lads the lads freak out like they've never even heard

of the concept like like it's a Victorian freak show they're like what twins

PT Barnum shit like yeah yeah like one of them was literally going have a heart attack I'm coming to this a bit

I was like twins you know what that means twins there's two of them twins like that then the twins come on there's awful looking monsters oh really

yeah yeah I thought they only got like sexy oh no they're meant to be sexy but they're like fake tits like the board they're like it's funny like they're like a lot of people like they're 22 and they've been Botox to fuck yeah they already look a lot of older

yeah it's weird they're 22 or so like maybe in their 20s they look like Courtney Cox now oh really Yeah, Jesus Christ. It's like they've put all their work in looking good and it'll last until the end of the season.

Yeah, man, that's definitely got to be a form of body dysmorphia to be like at age 20, getting like fake tits and collagen lips. But like, you know, you can do it up to a point and it looks fine. But then when you overdo it, it looks really bad. And there's no coming back from it. See, it's very hard. It's almost like having a gambling addiction. It's very hard to tell when to stop.

Yeah, again, body dysmorphia, they think they need all this work. even though they probably looked fine at the beginning with. It's almost like you're chasing something. It's like, why do this little thing? Then I'll be happy. And then I feel sad again. It's like, oh, I must get more surgery. Exactly.

It becomes an addiction, like 100%. The twins thing as well, I can never really get into the concept of twins because my mom's a twin. Oh, really? Yeah, ruined twin porn for me completely. I would love to fuck. Especially the ones she started.

I just couldn't get into that at all. I'm not attracted to twins, but I'm attracted to the idea of like sleeping with like two girls who related to each other. really making yeah see that's another thing like the twin thing if you're like having a threesome with twins

do they do stuff to each other so like incest they better they will when I if I'm holding a knife or else I'm going to release the gas well so you want to make like a two sisters bang each other

yeah yeah well I sit in a rocking chair and slowly die stroking you're gone yeah times are different back to so yeah

Love Island I haven't been watching it properly I kind of you know what's interesting about Love Island

and a lot of these reality shows is how many of the contestants go on to commit suicide yeah it's actually a big

number of them that go on and top themselves like Love Island and fucking Jerry Mikhail and all those really

exploitative shows well all of them deserve it I'm not joking like there's a guy in this new seasons he already left

because he's getting so much abuse I don't think anyone liked him he's called Ollie Ollie they aired some kind of like massive estate in England like he's going to be like when his dad dies he's like a billionaire okay and he's kind of like rift and like you know he went on he's like

I can't wait and then like as soon as he gone to the island all these things came out about like his past Instagram pictures of him like with dead animals oh really he's a real hunter okay well that is very big and like upper class society but he's like not even like hunting like it's conservation with all the shoot his funny antelopes to save the alligators or whatever no he goes like those kind of like pay to play kind of place right where like it's they let

a wild boar loose and then you have to go hunt it no it's not even that like they like they'll drug up they'll kind of cosby an antelope okay and then they're like to have like the guy sitting there with his gun

in one position and then they push the antelope in front of the gun and then go fire and then the guy fires and... What the hell? It's just a fucking shooting range with a live target. Yeah, and then you get to think picture.

As if you're like a world-class hunter. Yeah, and you just pretend they don't have. Fucking rich people. And then you go around to your... Go to me like Slobney's hold up, a printed out picture of you with a dead animal. I'm going to look at this. I'm going to do this to your pussy.

Drug it and shoot it. I've got to sit there pussy. And then shoot it in the open. That is actually the idea of. of like, you know, that's almost like pain that someone's like push, you just stand there in an erection

and you get someone pushes the girl. On to your thing? Yeah, yeah. And it moves her butt cheeks. So like, you're just doing nothing or just standing there. Yeah, minding your own business. I know, you're on Nintendo Switch.

I don't say my deal. Yeah. Yeah, so he left. Okay. Yeah. Well, so some of them deserve it. Not all. He'll be fine, though.

He's going to be a billionaire. Not all of them deserve it. I'll say that. It is sad when something them kill themselves. Some of them. Yeah. But, like, you know, you go on a show like that, what do you expect? Like, do you know what I mean?

It's like so exploitative. They're never going to show you in a good light. Like, nobody wants to watch 12 people who are really nice to get along with each other. They want to see assholes be assholes and hate them for it. But I understand because also it's sexual, but either go all the way or don't, you know. As in they don't bang on the show? They do bang, but it's under the sheets. You never see it?

And it's like night vision. And do they actually bang or is just simulated? No, they're banging. They're really banging. Okay. And in fact, sometimes you can hear them, like, didn't look. The squelching? No, not that.

The audio isn't that good. Okay. You'd have to get someone with boom mics. Like a folly artist in there. It's like, oh, to replicate the sound about penis entering a vagina, you actually stand on a watermelon. That's been held by an African boy. That's a big vagina.

Don't tell me why, but that's what works. That's the African. Actually, Love Island is filmed in South Africa. Yeah, you were saying. That's crazy. Do you think, you know, when Mandela was in prison, this is what he picked her? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It is kind of like, you know, it's not segregated. Isn't it? Well, are they all white or? No, just some, they let one black person. Okay. No, they'll have some black people on it. Okay. So that's nice.

So that's kind of like Mandela's dream. Yeah, I suppose. You know, sometimes you don't get exactly what you want Yeah, well, this is why we fought against apartheid So we can have... But we didn't fight against you. No, we didn't. But I, you know, I heard about it.

Yeah. Yeah. You know, I remember thinking that was a bit fucked up And then I went back to... Abusing some woman on Twitter For an odd-liking a comic book. You bitch! I'm going to cut you!

Remember Danny Dyer did that? Yeah, like he used to write for a Nuts magazine. And it's like, Danny, my ex-girlfriend, I miss her so much, what should I do? And he was like, fucking cut away, Stanley Bligh, should be too ugly, normal fucker. Something like that, wasn't it? It was, Stanley Blade or Acid? I don't need to type, but I think it was a Blade, yeah. I don't remember a Blade, yeah.

I remember making Novel time. And where could one find such an item? It was different times, I was like, good one, Danny, yeah. Hey, someone's speaking the truth. You and Paddy should run together He got a lot of trouble for that But hey, he's on these tenders now He's all worked out

Yeah I always had a soft spot for Danny Dyer It doesn't take himself too seriously No, he's great Yeah, he has a laugh I'm just saying Keep talking with toxic masculinity now And stuff

We need some with Danny Dyer around Yeah Well who is that guy What the fuck was his name Something Dan Dapper, Dan Dapper, oh, yeah Dapper Lass

Yeah, that was him Yeah And he was like Real like sexist and like... It was just not funny. It wasn't fun, no, it was terrible. That was worse than being sexy.

But he had a huge audience and then it was like, you know, it was kind of taken away from him overnight, but again, you're right, it wasn't funny. I remember being in a house once, this guy was like, I'm going to put on some of these videos. Yeah. I was like, oh, no, I know. I was outnumbered. They were all loving it, were they?

Yeah, so they put it all on. I was watching, it's all collection of vines. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I remember going for a while, I'm like, oh, how many is it? Is there much longer in the six-hour videos? It's like, oh, Oh, Jesus. So I watch the full hour of him. Yeah, just going.

Never recovered. That's why it kind of leaks into me now. Yeah, I'm kind of a victim. Yeah, you're the victim. If anybody's offended by anything said on this podcast, blame dapper laughs. Yeah. She knows. Yeah.

That's the whole thing. It's like, yeah, she wants it might. She knows. Yeah. And I don't think she does want it. Yeah, she does, you bloody poof. That's the whole. Stay away from her dapper.

She's from a blackmail you. she's out in 12 I'm there with sniper like I'll save you dapper oh god I think we're good leave it at that actually one more thing

I'm just thinking like Roman Polanski for you said that's the defence what dapper labs no no like the other way they're on the podcast like these girls are going to trick you having sex with them to click we got a phone in here we don't even have phone ins

someone called Robin Pulaski Hello Terry, big fat Love Charlie Keshenova I don't know Where is he from, Plansky? Is he like Romanian or something? I think something like that, yeah

I think him and Terry would get along They probably were good I'm not even talking with the Wade I'm not talking with that at all I'm just saying like I think they're both like driven filmmakers Yeah, yeah

Yeah Go go check out some Terry McMattan films What should I check out? I'll tell you what was good actually Patrick's Day Mo Dunford's in it and it's a very good performance. What's that?

He, uh, bloody Benny sapped. Basically, he's a mentally challenged fella who finds love with this suicidal divorce but there's an overbearing

mother. And it's not great, but Moe Dauford's performance is good. Is he like, can he give consent? Uh, I don't know. She doesn't care. She knows. She wants him out. She watched up her laugh, you know?

Now, she's mad for her. man she's just banging that big retard and uh you see much sex yeah no it's quite tastefully don't actually yeah it's quite like uh not interested you don't see the you don't see it going in so no point

what's the point yeah exactly no point yeah we need more uh full on penetration absolutely yeah full penetration that's what every film's missing that's gonna be one of my platforms I run for that's what fair city needs to like get its audience back the news needs that full penetration

yeah yeah and uh coming up well definitely you know in fox news yeah there's definitely an idea roger ails had oh 100% drunk why don't you fuck i'm looking forward to that bombshell movie that should be good actually i heard it's not great oh really i heard a little too tame oh okay plus it's been compared to that uh the loudest voice yeah yeah which was good i liked it russell got an yeah he was very good anyway you know so um thank you roger ails thanks roger ails No, think about, okay. Roger Eels did a lot of bad stuff. Yeah.

It wasn't for him. Musclecrow wouldn't have got a golden globe. There you go. So, you know, swings around the boats. The ends, justify the means. Apples and oranges. Peaks and troughs. Peaks and troughs.

Yeah, yeah. Okay, let's end it there. I'm getting tired. Okay. Roger Ails was a bad man. Before we go, should we just want to thank the audience, James? We thank you for what? Not being degenerates who like this.

I think this, was this episode in particular really bad, or is that just me? You know what's funny, we talk about murder and rape all the time, but you throwing that fredo with that cage. That was really bad, wasn't it? I don't know where that came from. It felt like you had done it. No, I definitely didn't. That's not a real thing. Do it.

I will. Bye. Goodbye.