Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 59 : My Boyfriend Hates Gay People

Episode Date: February 24, 2020

The boys are back to talk about fucking a twink in front of Rory's Stories.

start I'm drinking I'm drinking water by the way just in case him's worried okay I haven't fallen off the wagons nobody's worried no one literally cares nobody would stage an intervention

for you Brian I know your friends and they definitely wouldn't they all think I'm a pussy like oh Brian's dad because he's drinking drink more and I'm like guys please

I just want to stop even last night I went out and they're like come on drink drink drink drink yeah and you weren't. Well, I had two, but I went home.

I escaped. Yeah, I'm trying to drink, like, cut down on my drinking. Like, that night in Galway, when I did Show Me the Funny. Oh, we haven't talked about that. You want to talk about this? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I was just so fucking drunk that night. Tell the audience.

Well, it was a competition called Show Me the Funny, and you were in it. We were competing. I was, yeah. One of us got true. Well, anyway, yeah, I was very drunk, but I had also, because a few of the last, from work were down and you know lads I went to college with and we're kind of going on a bit of a session and I had never done a gig on cocaine before and I don't think I'll ever do one on cocaine again it's not a good drug to do comedy on yeah I didn't enjoy it I was very like obviously high energy or whatever but it just wasn't I wasn't able to be in the moment I knew like if I had to do crowdwork or a heckle or anything I would have totally blanked you know what I mean I was literally just reciting the material and it was...

Well, you were on a lot of coke. Well, yeah, I guess, yeah. Maybe if you did more, you were to push through and gotten full Russell Brand. Well, see, I drank so much as well because when you're on Coke, you can drink a lot more, or at least I can't anyway,

and that's not a good thing. But I basically, as soon as I got off stage, like you saw me, literally as soon as I got off stage, I just crashed. You just... Really hard. I'm pretty much passed out

on the table upstairs. Yeah, you just literally passed out. It was weird. It was like someone just turned off off the office. switch. It's literally like I just turned the off switch

and it's like yeah like a robot and I was kind of like oh I think he's dead see I shouldn't be doing coke anyway I'm on like

antidepressants and you're not supposed to do coke when you're on antidepressants what's the worst going to happen well okay the worst that could happen

but it's a very very rare thing it's called serotonin syndrome and you can have a seizure and die or at least go into a coma or whatever again

what the hell is that? is that your phone yeah sorry just some video started playing randomly on brian's phone about Hillary Clinton's autobiography this is weird that is very weird I think if someone say what happened and then Google just put in what happened and that's the name of a book by Hillary Clinton

did you say what happened in the Tyson fight or something did you type that in no I didn't no I didn't type anything you didn't type anything the phone is listening to us And it just said, you should read a book by Hillary Clinton. Because they heard us talk about being in the elites. I don't know what's going on. Oh, Google, we're listening to our conversation about being in the elite. I've heard about this book, actually.

It's all about the 2016 election. Oh, has she lost? Yeah, it's all about, like, you know, I lost because Bernie's a Jew. That's for bail. Yeah, yeah. It's all, like, it was everyone else's fault, and it wasn't me. It wasn't the fact that I was having neurological disorders and collapsing in public. or the fact that I'm a sociopath

He's facilitated rape and murder At the hands of my scumbag husband It's because Trump hates black people That's why And I'm a black woman, right? Yeah And everyone's like, what? And then she's faints

I like to twerk Anyway Pokemon go to the twerk I always say So yeah I was I've done gigs Not on coke but on pills Before

And it's interesting So I always assumed Like he got on stage and be like Whoa, wat, wah, what I'm just I'm like Jim Carrey I'm just free associating I'm like yeah I'm Robin Williams

before the accident You are a lot like like Rob Williams just in the last 20 minutes Yeah yeah yeah Like that okay Oh ho it's not your fault But what I've noticed is

It's more like You just stick to your set Yeah you just stick to the material And you deliver it really well Yeah You perform it really well Yeah Yeah

But like I don't think Because I knew the material Inside out But like I wouldn't have been able to like You know somebody like You know how you get heckled not even like a your shite but somebody like asks a question or kind of maybe like if you make a joke they'll go oh that happened to such and such and you have to work with it

i would definitely would not have been able to do that you but even like a few times you'd ask questions and you just like answer yourself yeah immediately you wouldn't give him a chance which actually worked yeah i was getting real because of the coke i was getting real kind of sam kinnison vibes off yeah oh okay i remember thinking like that guy's gonna die in a car crash which is funny because everyone would assume heart attack but he'll actually die in a car crash. Subversion. Yeah. But anyway, I, no, I didn't. Like, it was fun. I enjoyed

the gig or whatever, but another thing that I apparently was doing, and I didn't even realize it, I was like looking away in a direction that was not where anybody was sitting. I was kind of like staring at a wall. It was very theatrical. I assumed it was a choice. It really wasn't. It wasn't. I wasn't

even conscious of the fact that I was doing it. I was very fucked up at this point, though. This is definitely the most fucked up I've been while doing comedy and I'm saying

something So far So far Get me on the Blown minds Deas ever Just have you On TV

Dinner Yeah Fucking mic away Fucking borns The Mouty Save the hero Until you're doing Cherry again

Yeah I'll be saving it For a while So I think that's happened when you're In Galway You stayed in the hostel

I Yeah I passed out By before midnight I just went back to the hostel crashed. We had to like,

they have to bring you away after. The thing is like you got into the finals, we should say that. Oh yeah, I made it to the final,

yeah, yeah, yeah. And then we have to carry away like your fucking... Like a corpse. Yeah. Just dead weight. I was grand as soon as I, like,

it was, as soon as I performed and walked off stage, I just crashed. It was like, I know the adrenaline and the coke and the boo. What's so funny is you were

sharing a hostel with a guy that you all thought was kind of dodgy. He was pretty dodgy, man. He kind of struck me as a lad who just got out of prison. I was really getting that vibe of him like, even like when we asked him,

oh, where are you from? He's like, ah, all over. Yeah. But he was a young fella and he's kind of look, I'm not, you know, I don't like making generalisations, but like he kind of dressed like he was maybe, you know. Working class. Yeah, but maybe, I don't know, like grew up. That was a joke. Rough environment, I don't know. But anyway.

He dressed like a tradesman and that terrifies you. He talked to you, but he also felt he was very much had his guard up the whole time. No, I met him as well. He definitely had a guard up and kind of like a darting around as if like I might have to knife some guys here but it's funny it's like you were basically gone okay passed out

we're like we'll leave James in the room with this stranger who we all get dodgy vice and we're all going to go to Hiroshiin do you have a good night anyway lovely yeah yeah that's good we came back you're crying ah lovely yeah yeah

you've been chewing the pillow I would like to say that a Galway hostel is no fairy tale ah I fucked that out But you know what I was saying. Anyway, yeah. But when I got back, he was actually chatting me, like, oh, how is the gig and all? And he actually started talking me about comedians, like, Bill Burr and Bill Hicks and, like, a bunch of other ones.

And I was, like, passing in and out of consciousness. I was like, yeah, yeah, just please don't rape me in the middle of the night. Yeah. And he was like, I did, I misheard. You said, do or don't? No! Yeah. He records that way he's out to don't.

Please, beep, rape. Yeah. So, anyway. So how do we get on it? Yeah, so I'm trying to, ever since that night, I'm trying to, like, cut back in my drinking. Going well?

I mean, like, I've had a couple of cans with that, you know, but I literally stopped at four cans over a space of a night. When I say, like, cut down my drinking, I mean, go, because on that night, I went on the absolute pace, just down in pints like, and I don't really, because I get into a really bad shit. Like a Polaroid picture. Yeah, exactly.

I get all, I just, you know, just turn into a mess and it's not good. So I'm trying to, it's not like I'm done drinking forever, I'm just not going to, like, go on absolute binges anymore. I'm the same where, like, I'm not done drinking. Like, I had two pints. Yeah. And now I left on purpose, like, before.

But I've had two many nights of, like, oh, I'll have a few pints. And, like, everyone's crying. And, like, you know, white wine, spritzer, spritzer, spritzer, yeah. There's, like, blow it everywhere, and I'm, like, holding a gun. It's like, what's going on? You lose your job on Love Island. Yeah, yeah, there's a laugh that's been broken. I was thinking it's so funny, like, you know, like, honestly now, how long do you think you

could last Love Island before you kill yourself honestly like oh I don't know just think how you're on camera yeah okay you're a bunch of people you don't like they're all prettier than you yes so like the insecurities you come out straight away yeah big time it's all about

rejection basically pretty much who gets off with who is the whole thing yeah but it's all like girls going like what kind of six pack do you have that's not big enough six pack yeah and you're like me and you were like walking and I'm going hey what's the I was going yeah I go hello do you Do you watch Parasite?

I love to film. It would be so funny if we just ended up on World Island, just being real awkward and weird. True, like a hilarious mistake, all right? There's not, there's a Brian and James who are both bouncers in Newcastle, you know? They're both like stud muffins. Yeah.

Or just like, how is good. Do you ever listen to our podcast? Yeah. Get away from me. That's fair enough now. I was thinking it'd be funny if like, we get on the show, okay, and the public hate us

and I'm like oh I'm going to end it so I just shoot myself all right so like there's a big hole in my head but some reason then the public starts to like me more just your decomposing corpse becomes the highest rated

like person on the show but I still have to do like the villa games and so have you watched any of the games and show I've literally never watched an episode so I don't know the games are all kind of like real

kind of have sexual stuff like you know like you have to do like five sex positions in a minute with your partner so if you think a girl would be like trying to do

with my dead corpse or like another one it's like let's say like a girl like has a balloon on her ass and the guy has to like burst it by trusting her

so it'd be like that and she's just like just pushing the pushing her ass against me I'm just on the floor with a fly going out in and out my mouth she's like

come on Brian and the audience they're such a good couple I really hope they get together The chemistry is unbelievable She's Scottish and he's decomposing They're perfect They're made for each other

Oh fucking hell I'm actually Love Island is over tonight As we record this We're kind of dating ourselves here But it's over tonight And do you think they'll bring it back For a new season

Or do you think they'll be like Oh 100% There's two seasons Oh is there? This is the winter season Summer seasons Oh my God What?

I know yeah So they do two seasons a year Yeah Jesus Christ How long is this show been going Altogether Yeah I think down there's 16th season

That's including the two Holy shit Wow I've never watched an episode It's gotten more and more popular each year Man it's really popular A lot of people watch it But they're all like

Oh we watch it ironically To make fun of them It's like I don't care Oh I hate those people even more I hate to keep them more Even if it's just like dumb women Who are like Oh you know I've been out

You know fucking I've been looking after my kids The whole day I just need a bit of an outlet I just want to see a bit of fancy I want to see a rip lad flirt with a girl I can pretend on the girl

That's okay alright Well it's those fucking nonces Alright Who are like Oh yeah I watch it But it's like a social experiment The Guardian reading Yeah I'm actually

I watch it but it's like It's like watching a documentary Yeah it's like I'm Louis Therun Yeah yeah yeah I'm just interested in human interaction It's like it's an experiment But it's like What kind of experiment is it

Where it's like oh yeah If we get hot people on Ireland They're gonna fuck That's it you know I've read Lord of the Flood I know that's what it's about I'm not sure you understood Lord of the Flies If it did something like that

Where it's like oh by the way There's a limited food supply So If you fuck you get food Yeah That changes everything And if you I'm not even going to say

Let's just say There's another added thing You get more food If you fuck somebody You gotta find out yourself You gotta take the risk That's what I've always said He Who dares win

You got live on the edge Yeah yeah anyway so yeah so love islands yeah it's nearly gone nah I've never watched it but like are they gonna cause aren't like

you know Caroline Flack obviously killed herself but like there's been a few Jesus what there's been a few former contestants yeah

yeah also killed themselves like it's kind of like that Jeremy Kyle thing where it's like these shows do a lot of harm to the people that participate in them they kind of like

they're never going they're always going to be known as like the fucking people from Love Island I'm not it's not it all of them are going to get to continue their careers oh yeah not everyone can be more of Higgins

I found out the hard way I was like can I model for Victoria's Secret as well no they told you no yeah yeah I showed up in the garters the guy from the Victoria's Secret is the guy who financed Jeffrey Epstein

the guy the owner of Victoria's Secret oh the owner yeah yeah I hear Victoria's Secret aren't doing too great probably not well probably the clothing sections but I think the fashion show is cancelled because you know what keeps happening is like every two years

like some trans person would try and get on and then they'll have like people just have almost basically have a heart attack like they're rounding everything and Victoria's Secret really like we're not going to let them on

because you know they're monster you know like that so say something like that it's something awful and then they'd be like what why are people offended what why you think we're trans

forwards because we won't let trans people do things shut up and then like you'll always have like um just kind of shock jock kind of like people on youtube yeah who say it horrible things yeah yeah yeah but like the horrible things you just said right no no no no no I'm saying it in a good way like yeah yeah yeah and they'll be like

you know what if you don't got tits you're not allowed to quit yeah yeah yeah and then people like oh he's so clever yeah he rhymes yeah yeah yeah it's like Johnny Cochran if you got no dits you're my quit yes yes but um yeah I'm pretty sure it's happened like five times now where this won't let a trans or if to do let a trans woman on

they will and then people will act like you know to let a member of ICE or someone like yeah well you know I say that's a real hot potato Brian I say we best not really it's not really let trans women do the show even like them talk because like

us talking about it obviously Victoria's Secret are wrong but like what do you expect from a company that's owned by a guy who literally financed an elite paedophilic ring well all those he's not even the worst

is he not all those fashion guys they've all got like weird views like one of the guys recently was like oh bad fashion is like rape that that's not that's not a joke like that he was like you know the only thing worse than the whole thing about the fashion industry man

it is so fucking detached from reality it's just like such a fucking weird subculture of the elite one who actually thinks any of this shit like just it's just weird it's like we walk up and down the catwalk

and we groom 16 year old girls and we have nice clothes and that's what we do remember the Vegas shooting yeah I'd love to just do that that's a Victoria's Secret show

and the only person who escapes are trans women okay yeah yeah I just start shooting I know actually no no no actually I take that back all the models can live because they have done anything wrong

Caesar's tongue raises up yeah all the models will live it's just the rich guys designers yeah just bam bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang

they're riddled with bullets like sonny and godf That's what I was like Yeah Yeah Look how they measure good My fashion design Yeah

Yeah I've been writing a little About murder recently Have you? Because I've been going to Costa Every day to write Yeah

And there's always Kids there Playing like Hide and Seek Okay And it's still annoying Because these fucking They're not even old

They're too old Playing Hide and Seek Like Well, they're like 12 Yeah Yeah Yeah

They're playing Hide and Seek It's that Or they're watching SpongeBob On their iPads Very loudly Oh no headphones No headphones

Oh, fuck so that's the only two options And they're running around causing a muck Yeah, running the muck, okay And the fucking dumb mothers Are you, the wine drunk mothers Just in the corn drink their cappuccino Just laughing Cappuccinos to watch down the fucking volume

Yeah, yeah, yeah Oh god, they're all probably on like Just multiple painkillers They're like, ha ha ha, live laugh We're terrible parents, live laugh love And I was like Itgals Yeah, yeah, yeah

Oh that's it girl the only people listen to it gals are terrible mothers that's the only people listen to it like yeah you listen to it gals yeah exactly you listen to it gals while your son is drowning in the batch honey be quiet please I'm listening to the girls

the girlos yeah yeah I'm a 40 year old woman who thinks she's 20 I love listening to two women who are also 40-year-old and think you're 20 Yeah We just sound like in cells now

Oh no Good No, I'm not No, I'm not I'll have a bit of fun there Let's go let's go Let's stay away from You know what

Because we're almost running the risk Of becoming controversial And obviously we want to avoid that Let's talk about elections then Let's do it We don't have a T-shock right now We don't have a T-shock That's right

It's been up in the air For over a week Yeah nobody wants the It was fun I was working in a bar As they were announcing all the results And that

So I got to see Drunk people's reaction Okay A lot of up the Razz Well you are into dark Yeah That stands the reason A lot of up the Razz

There was one It wasn't Leo now There was one politician He got voted in And he kissed his boyfriend Oh On live TV Yeah

And Jesus They act like this all beheading Yeah Are you serious They're like Eo There's a whole this whole group of them

and they're probably in their 60s not even they're not even like that decrepid like yeah really

is this men or women both oh I think men were louder though okay the women are probably

a little bit I don't know they're a bit I think just joining in yeah yeah you know like oh my husband's

homophobic I better do it too or else he'll beat me yeah hey it's either you or it's me or you gay guy

I'm not getting I'm not taking a rap one of us is catching an ass one of us is getting a fist right in yes

actually speaking of that speaking of that like having a homophobic boyfriend yeah I've known multiple women at least two whose boyfriends

are homophobic no but the girls have told me that as if it's a funny thing oh it's in ah ha ha he gets gay people oh he's so if you talk about gays

he gets so angry it's so funny oh he gets like he gets real violence ah it's so funny he's so cute and like I was literally in the car once

at one girl and her boyfriend's in the back back. So even down, like, he's in the back, okay. All right behind me. While she was saying? Yeah, right, yeah. And she was like, oh, Brian's a bit boy. Do you know that? This is like, did she, she went. Yeah, it's like she was like, go and beat him. Do it. Yeah. If you were a real man, you beat him right now. Right in front of me. That's why he turns me on. While he's driving. No, she was actually, I was doing her favor. I think it was like picking her up.

Well, she sounds like an asshole, to be honest. I was picking her up for something. And she's like, oh, you might have my boyfriend tags long. I was like, you want? You just went to date? Yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no. It was like, I was just, it was like, I don't want to feel too much about who this is, yeah, but I was like, oh yeah, yeah,

the bike friend coming along, yeah, because we're picked up other people as well, like, wasn't just a date, like. Yeah, of course, yeah, yeah. And she literally was like, oh, yeah, yeah. Before he got in the car, she was saying, oh, he hates him so much. And then as he in the car, he was like,

I was just telling Brian how much he hate gay people, isn't that right? He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was just totally like, yeah, yeah, I do, yep. Good thing you knew. Yeah, yeah. That's fucking... What is this guy?

Young, like... They're all about 1920, like... It's crazy. Yeah, yeah. And she was like, Brian's a bit by and me like a little coward, like, only a little bit... I only like little cocks.

Yeah, yeah. There was no, like, ah, harry milk, come on. Come at me, come at me, bitch. It wasn't any of that at all. I was like, oh, no? I wouldn't know about that, no? What was his reaction?

He just like, just like looking He just jumped out of the car Yeah On the motorway Like no he's like A little bit like Yeah

Just some bird Watch out Yeah Cause like I'm in the back Or else I'll tell you A bit of my buyingness came out

Last weekend there Oh Yeah I didn't do anything now Tell me all But I was working in a wedding Yeah Yeah Rory stories performed

Oh Yeah Yeah You got just Overcom with lust I ran out Yeah yeah Oh God

he's wearing a wig He's talking about gah He just jizz everything Gah player More like gay player Heyo Yeah So okay you're working on a wedding

Roy Stories is a special guest He's walking the house Yeah like the Beatles on Sullivan Like he was It was so funny as well I was laughing at the idea of like What if the the bride was like Okay you can do anything

Please don't bring Rory stories to the wedding And the groom's like Sure yeah Yeah, yeah, and then when Rory's story shows up, she'd start crying. And then he's just doing his stuff, you know? Jesus, you know, where the fucking, the referee called Jobolics. Yeah, it was like that, yeah. And he was roasting people, but it's just basically, you could tell, like, a bit like the Simpsons thing, like, what's the mayor's name?

Oh, Quimby, beautiful. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was that where he obviously had someone, the names, like, that's before. Insert blank here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, he's like, we all know someone who could have played for county, but ate too many burgers. A bit like Ross Mullins over there We all know a lad who's mad for his fake tan

A bit like fucking Jackie Mahoney Over there, yeah Oh yeah yeah yeah Each time There was no There's no like They were loving it They were so like fucking stupid

Yeah there was no idea of like How does he know the names Yeah it's a bloody James Yeah yeah How does Rory know about her family He's a bloomin' shark Is what he is I don't know why someone in a wedding in the dark

things like that Let's give him more money Oh here now He must be some kind of magician Hey, pure He's like a wizard with your brain Like he figures everything out Yeah

Yeah So they were loving it Oh my God They were loving it like yeah But there was a little lad there I'm going to say little Like that's not a child Maybe about 19 or so

Right Very very like Feminine looking Oh okay With like the He had the piercing in the ears and like the nose ring and like the walk

and a real like you know he was proud like you could tell like you could tell I mean like look if I I'd put money on it like

okay yeah sure enough look sometimes you can tell like it's not a bad thing yeah it's like he's wearing the uniform like he wants people to know yeah he's asking for it's hard

yeah but like I just kept this fantasy in my head because he was like kind of hot I was like you'd be great if I just interrupt the Rory Stories.

I just started fucking fucking this little twink in the ass like writing for the Rory

stories yeah he's like you know when the ref is like what are you doing like I'm doing what the ref

do what is happening over there and then the bride's like what are you doing to my cousin and like I'm going to break this twinking ass

it ain't gonna be a white win I'll tell you that much I think that'd be the best heckle Oh, the red wedding is what he bleating Oh, my God Yeah

Jesus Yeah, but Rory's story It was like 15 minutes And I had to watch the whole things At the bar Yeah Yeah, it was like Ah, look

If you find the market Go for it like It's not even his fault It's his followers Kind of like Hitler You know, you never know He could like hate the type of stuff That he does

I hope he does Yeah, I hope so If there's any ethics whatsoever I mean half of it was He reenacted videos Another half is him to sing and like, you know, it's a long road to tippereree, and then they all got sang along.

Jesus Christ. Yeah. That's the thing, though, if you're willing to do that type of stuff, like, if you really, like, lean into it, there is definitely a market for that shit in this country. But it is definitely the people who like it. His big finale was he got the groom standing up, and he was like, here you're good at football.

Here's a football, no, do a few keep yuppies. Yeah. So the groom's like, okay, and sure he just, like, hits the ball the wrong way and goes flying knocks over like two drinks on a table and there was like and Rory's like

you know acting like I didn't expect that to happen I think he did oh yeah set him up to fail I think he did yeah and then he roasted the groom yeah

and he was like I bet you got a small Mickey which would be funny but he said that to like five other lads oh yeah he's a bit of a penis obsessive yeah aren't we all

stay away from my twink He's not for you, Ronnie Hey, he's mine, I call dibs You get chatting to your man I don't know, the boy of your dreams No, no, no, but you know another thing Again, this is going to sound kind of offensive Oh, good, he was very close to his mother

Was he? Yeah Were they just hanging out like? Oh, yeah, and she was like real touchy with him And like, you know Oh, okay, that's weird Well, not weird, but I don't know. It is weird, you shouldn't talk to your mother

You shouldn't look her in the eye If you do, you're gay I've seen Psycho I think that was what was about Kid is murdering women in the shower Actually I watched We'll leave this topping the mix Kind of dangerous ground

But I've watched Sinaius of Lambs again recently Yeah I'd forgotten like How much did talk about Like you know like Have you seen it recently? Not recently no Well there's literally a bit where Clarice is like

is he transgender and Anthony Hopkins what's his name? Hannibal, yeah Hannibal is like Clarice's like I don't think he's transgender

because transgender is normally passive and then Hannibal's like yes he's just a man who thinks he's transgender Oh really? What's that even mean? I don't remember that at all. Yeah, yeah, they actually proper like and that's how they go into the hospital

and find out who's a man if he like no, Buffalo Bill like it's being rejected for sex oh wow yeah for gender operations multiple times Jesus because I actually feel bad now

because I was talking to someone about it and they were saying like it's a bit like it's ideal stuff in the past it comes to transgender issues and I was like I don't think it is and I watch it's like oh oh it really turns out trans people are smarter than making

well there you go yeah turns out they know more about trans issues than I do who would have thought yeah I actually I regret now doing that news night interview with Graham Lennon.

Oh my God. Has he ever been fucking digging himself into a whole What a mongolay. What a dickhead for real. But this is his life now.

Yeah. This is all he does. But like he seems like why is he on this crusade? What the fuck does it have to do with him? Who the fuck's asking? Nobody asks in his opinion. He's just like,

I need to do this. It's like, what's up off? I'm trying to think of like an analogy. I'm not comparing it to but would literally be like if I just became like a real big, I was like,

You know what? Fuck Chinese people. Fuck them. I hate Chinese people. I'm speaking for all the Japanese people who hate the Chinese. And Japanese people are like, what are you doing here? I was like, shut up, you Japanese bastard.

I'm speaking for you because the Chinese children are getting turned into Chinese people at the age of six. They're getting blockers that stops him from being white. and they're like and I can't say that now because there's no freedom of speech left in this country I wrote Father Ted as like he's being dragged away by the police

for like extreme harassment actually let's go on something else okay well the elections I didn't even I forgot about elections yeah so yeah I was just saying I was watching it all live and I was seeing like the honest man

right yeah the working man turns out the real you know the real guy he's got a lot

bad opinions I literally was talking to one guy and he seemed pretty cool to start later on he got a bit you know as the night

with on he got a bit more aggressive towards me yeah yeah yeah yeah

yeah and I tell you you know you work your whole life you pay a mortgage you do everything by the book

you don't break a lot at all you get a house who moves in next you foreigners and that's why I vote

Sinn Féin as if like that's the Sinn Féin policy You know but that is the type of mentality That exact mentality is the type of mentality That Finnegale and Finnafoil have been able to use against

Sinn Féin in that This is the type of people That votes for Sinn Féin Now arguably yes A small section of the people That voted for Sinn Féin do feel like that But there are a lot of people Well he's a bad example

That don't believe that They're not like popular or nationalists. Literally one Fiena Gale One Fianna Gael politician was literally like I was just in

the camps there in Auschwitz be ashamed if that happened again but you know that's what happens with populism you know and you know who's popular Sinn Féin I'm just saying put two and two together yeah

yeah Fena Gale all the way up the Fina Gale but yeah no one knows who's gonna be teach up now it's very yeah so we don't know what do you think

do you have a well what's interesting is Leo's still going to go to the White House on St. Patrick's Day because they probably won't be a tea shock by then and they need someone to go and give Trump that bowl of shamrocks that just pisses in

A ball of shamrocks I said you're bringing me a bowl of lucky charms What is this? I can't eat this shit It must be weird for Leo to be like You know It's probably your last big thing is Taoiseach just go and Or kind of to know that you're going out On a sour note and that like

A large section of the contrary do not like you It's like you're not Everyone knows It's like dead man walking Kind of thing It's like everyone knows

You're not T-Shok But you're like Just still do the whole T-shocky stuff Go through the motion I was trying to think It'd be kind of like Let's say if there's a guy

He got fought with Prom King Yeah And everyone was like Yeah Prom King all the way And then the girl He asked his Dan said yes But then she died in the car crash

And like he still has to go To the prom as the prom The Prom King But it's not the same And he brings the corpse with him Yeah It kind of ruins the evening for everybody else And he's like, come on, say hello to her

Say kiss her hello The slow dance was the slowest dance ever Went out for fucking hour Lady in Red Oh she's the old mother the blood I've never said you're looking so lovely as you did tonight I never seen you shine so bright So

Can we pause this for a second? I want to go into the bathroom I actually like how do you pause this Just hit pause The this one Yeah And we're back

Yeah I had to go take a little piss there You had to take a little Piss out of your winky binky With my little penis My little tiny penis That's great Oh thanks man Finally someone's giving compliments about it

Most time just looking at pictures of it In the court I did a roast there Notch long ago And one of the roast was How long was it Before How long after meeting Brian O'Toole

Did you end up giving on my hand job and I was like, oh, they got my number. Yeah, I've got my reputation. I'm actually getting much better, that. What, not getting wanked off by comedic peers? No, but, like, you know, not like just chasing down anyways trying to get, like, random sex and stuff like that. You know, I've become much more zen now in that's like,

I've controlled, I'm controlling my dick now. Oh, that's good. Yeah. Haven't slept with a prostitute in ages. Oh, well done. Yeah. That's good. Yeah.

I've actually got a thing on my phone to stop me even, like, looking at the website. Like a blocker Yeah Yeah The only problem is though I can easily disable the blocker Okay But it's kind of like

You have to go through that steps It's like there's like three extra steps to do it See I want something that will stop me completely From going on escort websites Chop your dick off I might have to A guy did that You ever see a YouTube documentary about him

No Oh, some guy on PCP and he cut his dick off Ouch It's so funny because he's like Penis Cutting Propa No, because it's like this really heart-wretching documentary about like, you know, like, oh, you know, I'm so fucked up on drugs in my life, so ruined. He had, like, multiple kids. That's why he hated his dick.

Oh, okay. This is all your fault. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not your fault. Not your fault, brain, it's dick's fault. It's the dick, chop off the city. So, like, so it's like, let's say, like, 25 minutes of really heart-wetching stuff. Yeah.

And then he's like, yeah, and they made fun of me as well online. And this show a clip of, like, Sharmae and the God. You know what I mean? Like, you know what I'm like, yo. if you cut your dick off, you stupid. You crazy, man. Charlopane's a fucking idiot.

But anyway, yeah, yeah. So, what happens, talk about elections again. Yeah. I'd love to get Charlamagne the gods opinion on Irish elections. Up the rah. Beep.

So what happens a lot during elections is people find old tweets. Oh, yeah, yeah. People make gaffes. You know, people make mistakes when talking. Okay. So the two big things

I want to talk you about is one, I forget to the girl's name but she called Leo Radker autistic. Yes, I did see that. She had to apologize. Now, what's funny is it's a kind of like,

oh, he's autistic and people want to apologize and she was like, okay. But the media still has to like do like 24 hours on it because some days that's all you can talk about. Yeah, yeah, so they hype it up to mind. So I listen, I watched like a full, like episode

of that thing that comes on where Ivan Yates and MacCoo. super it's like prime time oh yeah yeah yeah it's called kind of like a Vincent Brown yeah yeah yeah I think it's called

this night show okay right which is so dumb because they're like do you know there's another one no what you heard of the other one we got Timberlake on

oh he thought it was the wrong show yo what's up guys it's JT here what's happening listen to my new album these elections are crazy man and then Ivan Yates

like what is that why is it black. JT's not black but he talks black Who'd you call him? JT Justin Timberlake What's he's like

JZ? I don't know Justin Timberlake Oh yeah He talks kind of black Where he's he used to He doesn't do it as much anymore I think he tried to go

In a country direction Yeah He's kind of going Ever since he's gone More into acting He's towed it down But remember back when he was a singer He was a real like

Wigger type Like you know What's happening It's your boy Justin Timber Lake Yeah Ooh Ooh

Ooh Baby And Ivan Yeh is like I must say even though you're a man you're very attractive

Why do you come over here and sit in my lap I'm bringing sexy back Yeah them motherfuck And there's like

an old woman watching a show I'm like Where are you going And you're going to talk about the elections Just like Just a different

leg It's giving Ivan fucking a lap Yeah Go here me go Who's the sex to go Go here me go And he's just like

I was just making it rain with 20 euro notes So like she she gone a little bit of trouble But didn't need anything like I'll tell you Leo Forgives nerdy everything like Yeah I do remember like As soon as it came out And his comment was ah look let's just forget about him

But remember when Paddy Ooolin Was like he can't be teach up He's got Indian blood Yeah And he was never trade He never taught the stories of fucking Ku Cullen Like a true Irish man

Yeah it was spastic I hope he get colon cancer Apparently though his book I know lads that read his book And they kind of like The amount of shit that he talks about in the book They're kind of like I think half these stories are made up

No I bet he's not even a fighter Yeah Well he's a hemophiliac That's this whole thing I don't bet that's not true He's not true He's just trying to get that hemophiliac pussy Pussy

Hemo pussy Yeah Hemo pussy I'm bringing hemo pussy back I wonder like you break The Hymen of a Hemophilia it literally is like the elevator doors of the show. Wow, that's

gross and disgusting. I'm misogynist and I'm a piece of shit and I apologize wholeheartedly. It's not misogynist and we're all going to die one day. It's a genuine scientific question. Yeah it is. If you're a hemophilia I'm like Brian Mhawks The university's

billions of years old and if you rip a hemophiliac hymen ooh I'm just picturing you now you're hosting a four-part BBC series Hello, I'm Carl Sagan Just you going around different schools

Hospital He's back He's back Doing experiments Snatch Adams That's perfect Put a little bull on that There you go

Yeah that's great Do that on stage No I will not You're doing a show me the funny tomorrow Aren't you Tomorrow night at the final Yeah do that No I won't

Just don't even have a set up to say Snatch Adams Like I just walk on Snatch Adams Mind Trump he wins You're going to EP

Tell her it's against the machine We said alone Oh god Yeah that's the prize You get to go to electric picnic Comedy tent I've never been I've never been now

I don't know It'd be cool I'll go like I wouldn't even go for one You What a paid slot at the

comedy electric picnic it's like the best prize you can fucking get like yeah sorry I'm watching

uh net yeah I'm watching repeat to Love Island that night Caroline's best I'm watching this

a night show Caroline's best bits yeah that's what the autopsy report says yeah oh the blue head

anyway the election yeah yeah So any elections yet So she got in trouble For the autistic thing Yeah And then another woman

Can you What's that name? Radia Medea Rida Rida? Rida Kronin Maybe it's Rida Kronin Yeah Rida Kronin

I sure isn't a B And you forgot to B No no I would I know to add a B It's Rida Rida I'd say it's Rida Yeah So she had to apologise

Some old tweets she had Now want to get your opinion on these Oh okay Now don't like Don't like try and impress the listeners by seeming woke, okay? Okay, all right, all right. Why, do you think I do?

I think, yeah, this is your version of woke. I try to be, I'm, you're afraid that on this podcast, I'm being too woke. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Trust me, Brian, of all the things that they will say about this podcast if it ever gets anywhere. Me being too woke is not one of them. Okay, go on. She said two things. One, she said Israel was like, uh, Israelis were like Nazis.

I mean, look, that is. quite Don't be woke Well it's a mental statement But certainly One could see how You know Certain military

Things that are happening Over there And the treatment of Palestinians You know Here it's some bad shit Going down in Israel I'm not gonna You know

I heard I heard a do a thing I did a thing in Israel We're like It's like if you shoot a pregnant woman That's two points That's not a joke What?

What do you mean like There's like the guys A point system Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, it's not... From the prize box. From the lost and five. No, it's not like Benjamin Natt and Yahoo's like, oh, good work, he got three points.

Triplets. But it's just like an in-private joke that they have. Yeah, but they'll even tell people like, yeah, I got like 14 points today. Pregnant ones count as two. And they like to have fun. And they even have like signs sometimes, I think, where like it's like, you know, you know, kill a Palestine today. I love killing Palestinians in the back of their carers

Jesus Okay well see that's You know that's pretty like I didn't realize There was a glorification of the murder Oh there is yeah Yeah fuck them Or Israelis or Nazis

What do you want for me Yeah Well see I think you made a mistake there Gene Oh did it Yeah because I think even if you think that You shouldn't say it because it makes You seem anti-Samaic And it's like that's an easy way for him to win

Yeah Yeah So it's like yeah We all know it's true And we all know it's true We all know it's true we all know even the dog on the street

but like yeah but you shouldn't compare it to Nazis because it's too easy and it's too offensive and like there's still Nazi it's still Holocaust survivors alive yeah one was in DQIT again really yeah he keeps showing up

no one's the heart to like you know leave yeah he walked around a canteen keeps showing off his numbers and we have to give him free chicken I don't even think he's in the Holocaust He's only He's only 27

He's like a 27 year home I'm like oh I'm so Oh The holocaust It's terrible You're not even Jewish He knows the songs So yeah

She got in trouble for that What was the other one she said then she said that a lot of Irish judges I don't even understand how you can get offended by this a lot of Irish judges were paedophiles Oh I definitely said that's true

And then you Google If you Google right now Irish judge pedophiles Look at the stories You'll get quite a few You'll get a few hits Yeah Yeah

A lot of them were like He was found out to be a paedophile And they found seven I'm not even joking 7000 images of child porn on his computer And now people are saying That he should maybe stop being a judge And the guy's like no

objection He's sustained He used to don't gavel I'm like Oh god You don't judge Judy's a paedophile No I don't think she would be

I think she'd support it You think she means little girls Little girls, little boys I'd say little girls Yeah She strikes her as a type That bangs little girls You hear that Judge Judy

I'm calling you out bro You nonce You bitch nonce I just have a problem Women in power Wow is that too is that anti-woken up for you right no i think that was just right so she needs to apologize for both those things

okay well the first one is definitely a lot crazier as saying yeah but it's not like she said it like during it during a speed like you know she said it on twitter like seven years ago and then people dig it up yeah well it's a very inflammatory statement it's very inflammatory it is it is flammatory to the max yeah um let's have a few more stories here um i was in uh costa i was telling you you were saying yeah yeah and i was doing some irish soldiers behind me and i got to hear them talk about lebanon and stuff wow i was really listening in yeah it was like a little spy yeah yeah a little sexy spy a little horny little spy i think they'd be able to spot you yeah i wasn't being something

like were you in camouflage too they'll never see me now I have my face done as well yeah yeah yeah it was interesting hearing them talk about war because like it's Lebanon but they're talking about

they talk about war like well deployment not actually war like yeah yeah they're like peacekeepers they don't really go to war at all they're just you know I was thinking it's funny

like you know American soldiers like lose their legs Irish soldiers lose their keys Ahadadio for strings yeah yeah they're playing like rolling stones as the guy's looking for his keys

where are the other in their pocket it's just a shot away it's just a shadow way yeah they're just a shuddlew they were like yeah when Lebanon there was a great crack yeah oh my god yeah they were yeah fucking shagging all around me I was

yeah yeah shag the Muslim right over yeah Muhammad more like poohamid Do they right up the shy pipe lads Oh, Benel You love it

Wow Do you ever think about going to war? For that reason, sure No, I wouldn't do well in a war I realise it The more I get older now I remember watching Dad's Army Anything like

You get PTSD I remember watching Dad's Army I think like that looks like good crack now You know I bet that's what it's like in Iraq This is around 2003 I was like oh yeah who do you think you are kidding

Mr. I've never watched Dad Zarmic Really? Oh my gosh We need to get you watch an episode No You're talking to me like I'm the weirdo You're 24 years old right You should never have watched Dad Zarmic

You know this is I swear to God is true I swear to God I remember being in school Secondary school once And a girl was like What music do you like And I panicked and I was like I like the music in Dad Zarmie

me because he used to play a lot of music from like the 50s and stuff and I was like I like this stuff kind of like

do do do do do do like swing yeah yeah yeah yeah I was like Jesus I like this now

dad darner me is great mannering what manoring he was one of the characters there was a great episode now where are you really into this

yeah they find out private I think it's Geoffrey I think his name is or yeah actually the guy is actually Daisy Ridley's grandfather Daisy who

Ridley she's in Star Wars Okay the new Star Wars So it's her grandfather plays the character So the thing is like in Dad's Army We'll get move out just a minute Yeah okay The thing of Dad's Army is they go to They're not in the war, the reserves

Okay right So just hang around Oh base camps Yeah hang around base camp doing nothing like And every now and again I have to do a little mission But I say it like Okay so it's like Jarhead

never actually get to go to war No, never go to war Yeah And this is like base camp in England Okay, right Yeah, yeah So they're even Less, yeah

See, the thing is like They're all old Oh, right They're all too old Go to war itself Yeah Yeah, so they're all like 60 or above

Oh, okay Yeah So the soldiers all find out The one of the soldier Is like Same at Haxaw Ridge He's on a Haxal Ridge Boys

Okay He's like a conscientious Oh, like a pacifist Yeah, passivist They're like Ooh, disgusting you're a finuck you know like that yeah and they all like shun him

and they're all in me especially the main captain's like I can't even look at you in the face you big fucking coward yeah I bet you love hitter you're always yeah you big fucking coward take down your trousers yeah

okay you big coward dick I'm gonna cut it off gonna make you do it you know like that okay but then they find out that actually during the first world war

okay he went down in the battlefield which is the flag and pulled back like 16 dead bodies even though you didn't have a gun oh and then they're like

wow I guess we learned our lesson okay yeah we won't spit on you why are you talking with dad's arm oh yeah so I thought war was like that

yeah okay I thought you learned a little lesson after 30 minutes like it was actually pretty bad yeah it's pretty bad yeah I've not heard good things about it like I think it's stressful

even working in a bar during a wedding yeah can you imagine like working at a bar and a war oh yeah who would have a fucking come

I got the wrong point you asked for Heineken And I bought Carlsberg I'm going to hardly carry myself So why are we talking about war I don't know Oh it's just like to talk to them with soldiers We're talking about the election and stuff

Yeah What you think will happen I don't know It looks like they're really trying To keep Sinn Féin out of power But I would like to see them kind of You know The Ra will write

again. I don't know. I don't really care about any of it. The Raul Rise again. What's that mean? Like, actually like proper, like, no government anymore. It's just like military corps. Imagine, yeah, yeah. It's just like turns into like 28 days later. That'd be so cool.

They definitely wouldn't, they definitely wouldn't become corrupt. Yeah. Yeah, like Protestants are the zombie. Kind of like the way Jews were described in Jojo Rabbit. It's like, oh, Protestants have scales and can read minds and stuff that's why we got to kill them all

and they're hanging from every tree in Ireland good times yeah yeah what do we add here we got ten more minutes right ten more minutes I've got loads of things go on and hit me hit me hit me hit me hit me with your miss shot

I'm trying to find something here that isn't like racist you're going to need a bigger book you just hear me oh god there are pages filled with stuff each page is a letter it's like

N I wait they're like Kevin Spacey and seven all right

but it's just had notebooks filled which is like just his man bought into pages it's always a bit risky

because you're like Kevin Spacey and you're like oh Star Trek Discovery what a discovery actually yeah I never told about that

that's how it came out yeah as the actor when he was like 14 wasn't it yeah 14 and he was trying to ironically you can get beamed up but I don't think he actually

banged them but he didn't touch them and stuff yeah touch them but I still think that's wrong not sound of course it's wrong not to sound walk or anything yeah yeah not to appease the people

yeah I don't know yeah so any other crap of your life James no no I'm doing placement now you're doing placement I'm very unhappy Yeah, you seem to be unhappy Very unhappy Not liking it

No Why are you working in a bar Yeah but I got I got demoted Cause of extreme Incompetence Extreme incompetence Yeah

Yeah my manager doesn't like me Wow Literally at one stage He has so little opinion of me At one stage he was going to one of the other girls Like hey just get to Hoover And hopefully Brian knows how to use it Oh my God

I was in the room like Wow I think it I kind of like I get to sometimes I'm going to show him just going to like fucking I'm a hoover

the shit out of it no I just wrap myself yeah you know just have sex with the hoover yeah he comes back

I'm I'm auto erotic fixiating myself with a hoover like Brian you've done it again you didn't say

not to do it it's like the dick van Dyke show oh but yeah this manager sounds like a real piece of work it's uh

I don't even know I don't want to get too into work because a lot of the guy in I work with very violent Oh really? Yeah

Yeah Yeah Not to me yet But they would brag About like back And they're like yeah I was battering some cunts You know

The kind of guys like You know They like they like Hey It's my weekend I've got time off Have a few drinks Batter some cunts

Jesus Christ That's why I like Wow That's scary What are you doing This weekend Brian Specifically at 3 a.m.

Come into my palace at a spider to the fly. So yeah, I'm trying to get somewhere different now. Yeah. Even if it was unpaid in somewhere like better because I'm not going to college

to become a barman. No, you're not. Why did you take a job there? Because there's no one thing like, yeah. It's like in a storehouse wouldn't have me. Yeah.

Oh, I just keep thinking that every fucking two minutes. Like as I'm picking up glasses and like, you know, mopping up some sick or ever like it's like I could have been in the storehouse. Yeah. And those fucking idiots.

Swine. there's still a chance because I know one guy who got it that I met in the interview I follow my Instagram and like if something bad happened to him I'm getting desperate like

You're gonna like hire a hip man Not kill him No Just like incapacitate him Just yeah rough him up a bit Yeah Maybe like lose a limb

I mean like he can't be a tour guide If he's, you know He's got no legs Yeah Yeah Or teeth It's a shame now yeah Yeah so I'm trying to get

somewhere else even like unpaid again like but like yeah it's a depressing life isn't it it is yeah nothing really works out for you no nothing ever does like you get a little sliver of like maybe i'll get this but man it's just taken away from you and i also interviewed for google as well okay as what like uh um it would have been in the catering section okay yeah yeah but it would be more in terms of like you're not like no why are you i don't know I don't know either But also that Google thing

Like it wasn't for Google itself It's for a company that is hired by Google To do food And I looked up Turns out the guy who used to run the company Died in a plane crash Oh Yeah

Wow I'm a fucking mong Yeah Well fuck I refuse to work in a company The CEO's lazy enough to die in a plane crash That's why I would work for the NBA Yeah

Anyway Well people know what you mean Yeah Yeah It's a helicopter but you know Yeah he's not a CEO either He could have been

Yeah, it could have been A lot of things He could have been Incut jewels James Yeah Yeah Who?

You said uncut jewels Kobe Uncut gems Oh right I said James No no Uncut gem I did yeah

It's getting late He could have been Uncut gems There was an initial Conversations But I think Kobe Wanted lots of Coop control

And he wanted to be More about him Than Sandler All right Okay Yeah that wouldn't work And I think that's why The Saffir brothers, you know, messed with his shopper.

Oh, get rid of him. Yeah, because you know what they're like. Very sneaky. Yeah. Well, I feel bad that you're stuck in a shitty job that you eat. You know what? I wouldn't even mind if I was getting the hours. But I'm not getting the hours either.

So, like, what's the point? The guy he's being a real dickhead to you as well. Yeah. I don't know. I feel like I'm trapped and the walls are closing in. And the only way out is in the ground. Oh, my God. Caroline Black Syndrome

Yeah, yeah, yeah She was right She was smarter than all of us Yeah, yeah It is almost It's kind of reaching the point of Enlightenment, isn't it? Like it's a

Buddhist kind of philosophy It's like, you know Life is suffering Do you get that sometimes If something really, I get to sometimes If something really bad happens It's kind of like a relief

Of like, oh, I knew it what do you mean it reassures you a little bit yeah something really horrible it's like okay I get cat

it's weird I do actually get calm really yeah something really bad happens like let's say like um

what's an example yeah um like even getting the moat yeah it was like oh wow it's something

yeah this is not good this is not good at all and that's all I can think of it's like yeah it's like I knew it, yeah

Yeah, I knew it Yeah I was right Yeah But I don't Maybe it's a little bit In me It's like

Oh it's gone bad here They may just be like This will encourage me To go somewhere else And be better Yeah, that's true But it doesn't happen It doesn't get better

Again That is actually quite a Buddhist philosophy Yeah Every new moment Is the opportunity For something better Or to be better Even if something really

horrible happen It's to kind of say I accept this and to understand that suffering and pain and pleasure are two sides of the same kind and you need both or whatever I'm trying to give a better example than getting demoted

like a worse thing but I'm trying to not Like somebody dying or something See I'm trying to not mention names Yeah fair enough But there is like definitely in the past It's kind of like You know

It's almost like a relief in a way Because like you'd be paranoid About something bad happening And then it happens That when it happens like oh I knew it Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, I wasn't just being paranoid.

Eureka. Yeah, yeah. Well, that's interesting now. I never, I've never... Well, take that into your heart. Yeah, that's a bit of a noodle scratcher there. Not really. I'm going to write a book about it.

Yeah, you should. Yeah, yeah. Just say, what's the book called? I knew it. Yeah. Told you so. Yeah, yeah. I knew it, but like I did it.

But the eyes really small. Yeah, yeah, yeah. well look maybe by time we record the next batch of episode it'll be somewhere completely different there's always that hope yeah every day it's the opportunity for well i can't also i kind of want a job like a i suppose i can't complain to you because you're the same way but i kind of like a job where it's like more nine to fivey yeah but you know i don't know like the structure that every day like nine to five monday to friday then that's when it's set in stone it's a bit like ugh i know but It's weird. Same thing over. Like, if you're working weekends and you're getting home at 5 a.m. every night and then you're back in at like six, it's like, oh, I can't really plan anything now because like none of my friends really want to like, oh, do you want to like meet up in the morning? They're like, no, I'm working. It's like, oh, like ships in the night.

Yeah, yeah. That's why it's hurting us with the podcast as well. Yeah, that's right. That's why we haven't actually recorded. Every time you're off, I'm working in the job, I don't really. and vice versa every time And the thing is like

It's a bit of me as well It's like Maybe if I work in this job For long enough I'll become like a better person No No Maybe I'll stop being gay

Yeah If I work hard enough If you hang out with these lads They'll beat it on you Yeah Yeah That's an option That's the Irish version

Like conversion therapy Yeah You just beat the shit out Yeah I remember watching a film it wasn't about conversion therapy I think it was about Tony Hancock it was about some comedian

Tony Hancock He was a British comedian from the 60s Keep up No no it wasn't Tony Hancock He was a guy who did up Pompey Okay If you know that It's a film isn't it up Pompey

Yeah Yeah Well anyway I did a TV drama about him There's a whole scene where he'd ghost Like a conversion therapy thing And he'd just like him though Acid and have pictures of tits on the wall

Oh as if that's going to do the trick that LSD and titties Yeah Yeah Yeah Back then

It was better The roundess She was having like 16 That was the age Yeah You had to be 16 You get your tits out in the sun

And then fucking Tony Blair came in No I think it was done before that Yeah Yeah It was like back in the 16s or 70s Whenever it came

I think we're going to end it there I'm getting a bit tiredness now I might have more coffee after this I think you probably would have noticed it if you're listening I kind of like dropped off a bit I've gotten to the sad stage now you're just thinking about your life you know what because it's fun when we start

off recording but after you do a few episodes like I have to go home yeah back to my life it is like it's like it's a sign of being like a man I suppose an adult you work a job you don't like you fuck a woman you don't like yeah it is

just shit being an adult really isn't I but I see people I know what you shouldn't compare it but I see people on Instagram and stuff like that where it's like and I could tell you some stories off Mike if people it's like

you know I just got two grand for my parents and this is bullshit I should be getting three yeah well maybe that's our problem we don't set our sights high enough where we should both aim

I don't know off a bridge in the game for the water you'll tell them and louise let's do that that's going to be a final podcast when we get the zooms we're just going to go fly around

I know yeah we'll leave it there yeah that's the end of the show guys thank you thank you bye it gets worse it gets worse