Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 6 : This Is For You Matthew

Episode Date: February 3, 2019

We're back and it's all because of Tallon.

Oh my God, it's Brian and James. We're back again after how many years? Oh, I don't know how many years, long time, long time. It's good to be back though, good to be back. Stop that fake radio voice. Sorry. Hi, it's Brian and James in the morning. How are you feeling the traffic is crazy?

The ethnic... What? Oh, sorry. This is an awful for that. you do your black face with Gun on Electric Shock O.J. Going electric shock O.G. I heard the song, that Electric Shock OJ song.

Yes. And I thought, okay, that's, it's not the best. No. But then you see the video and you go, oh, wow. It's on, like, full, yeah, he did full blackface. It's really, like, it's the most offensive thing I've ever seen. He's not hosting the Oscars. No, he's not.

Anyway, how long has it actually been since last time we recorded? I feel like. Like the summer, I think, is definitely been a few months. And since then, you know, we've literally done nothing since then. No, not at all. If anything, our careers are going worse than they were once ago. I know people who started podcasts in the time that we stopped, and they're already making millions. They're in the studio.

Yeah. The only reason we're back is literally, we only have one fan, Matthew Tallinn. We're doing this for you, Matthew. Matthew, this is for you. Thank you for listening. Literally the only person who said, nice podcast. or it's giving us any encouragement. Yeah, he's literally the only one.

I'm not messing. Before you said that, I mean, I was ready. I written the notes. I got the stool. The rope was ready. I was watching you. I was saying, go. Yeah.

And then Talon sent me message saying, like, who it's done. Wed's the next episode is like, well, I better put it on hold for talent. I put down the crossbow. You know, my dad owned a crossbow. Did I ever tell you that? No, he owned a crossbow.

What was you doing with that? I don't know. He had it before I was born. He loved it more than me. But, yeah, he had a crossbow in, he just would be in the garage, just hanging up. And any time my friends would come round, he'd, like, take it down and sort of stroke it in front of him. He'd like, see that, lads, that'd kill a, well, he'd use a slur of some kind, which I won't say. Oh, no, he didn't use a hate speech, did he?

He did a non-woke hate speech. But, yeah, he said this would kill a person from several hundred yards. He was very proud of his crossbow. Born 700 yards away in a different country. for a continent starting with A. Possibly. Africa, I'm sorry. I mean, yeah, I got that.

In case Matjitown didn't get that. I don't want to slander the dead, but he was a good guy. But, yeah, he owned a crossbow. It's pretty weird. My dad owned a gun, so. Yeah, my dad had a couple of guns, yeah. He is not a contest. Well, I'm sorry.

Yeah, and he went to Vietnam. And, yeah, he used to take me shooting, actually. So it was the only time we ever did any bonding things. He'd make me go out and kill small animals. And I got hard I won't like Cool Yeah

I feel like we talked With this already On the podcast I'll do it Yeah Alright sorry I don't know if we talked With my dad

Kept the gun under the bed But sometimes I'd take it out Kind of like look at it Oh yeah He kept it under the bed My bed Your bed Yeah

Oh my god Are you sure It wasn't loaded I don't think Oh right You don't They just left a loaded Gun under their child's bed

And see what happens I always taught me funny Like if you try to do A Columbine But You were so dumb, you came in on a Saturday. What do you mean? They're gone.

What? There's some administrative staff here. You could possibly... It's not the same. Oh, my God. So, yeah, it's been a long time. Has anything changed in your life since we last recorded? Fill in the listeners.

Well, I started working in a Centra, pretty close to my house, which is nice because I can walk to work, which is good, because I don't like to could drive when I'm stoned but yeah I'll literally live in a dream I'll smoke a joint I'll go into work and I'll sell chicken rolls to assholes cool it's like clerks it is like clerks yeah do you ever see the original ending the guy gets shot you get shot yeah I did say that do you ever watch that thing someday hopefully that'll be me I wish they had done that because then they wouldn't have made clerks too which was a pile of shy but I love the first clerks the first one you forget how good clerk's first one is you know like Kevin smith's early work like I

always, I don't know if somebody used this to describe them, or maybe I came up with it myself because I'm a genius, but I always thought of Kevin Smith as the Woody Allen of Generation X, you know? The sort of disenfranchised 90s kids. He sort of like spoke to them. But then they bought Woody Allen,

Kevin Smith, it both ruined their reputations over the years. Yeah. Kevin Smith made Tusk. And Woody Allen got tricked by Mia Farrow when she adopted that sexy Chinese girl. Yeah, you know Woody Allen, he's got no willpower. If you leave, like, biscuits or cakes or underage Chinese girls, he's going to...

It's not his fault. It's not his fault. You know, they found... They don't know how to fuck old Sunni is. Did they know? No, they found her, like, wandering the... They only know how old she's by, like, checking her bones or something like that. You cut off a leg and count the rings.

They just found her, then, like, the adoptsage she gave her to me up, I think. Jesus Christ. But they don't know. Like, she was wandering on the streets stealing food and stuff, and she probably thought this is the worst that things are going to be and then Woody showed up This doesn't sound like it went through

the proper procedure of adoption that doesn't sound like they filled in any forms he just like picked her up off the street Oh the adopt stage I don't know like how it's I don't know how the adoption works but look

she's all right now Yeah she's fine She's living in west what Upper East side Upper East side yeah yeah Like making millions She's not even making Well, she just sits back and enjoys it.

Yeah, she sits back and remains silent, and that's how she earns her money. No, this is not really bad. Like, she does, she's a smart lady. She's not like, she speaks English, didn't she? Yeah, she does. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw an interview with her where she was like, I don't know, but everybody's freaking out about, you know, whatever.

I was 19. But, like, the big theory is that he was obviously having a relationship with her when she was underage. And the reason that they got married was because a wife can't be made. to testify against her husband. Yeah, but I feel like it's been such a long time now she would have testified at some stage. Yeah, yeah. I don't know.

Again, this, like, as controversial as that was, and as fucked up as it is, the bigger issue is whether or not he molested Dylan Farrow. Up in the train. Yeah. No, up in the, Ike, looking at a train. New is one of them.

He opened a train when he was playing when Atik. The train. Always ran on time, much like his sexual assaults. That makes no sense. But anyway, no, nothing, nothing at all. But yeah. You drew across the line there.

How do you feel about Woody Allen? Like, can you still watch like Annie Hall in Manhattan? Of course I can. Yeah, they're fantastic films. They're great films. But it is just, it's on, it's, imagine how. Manhattan a little bit less. Yeah, he is like going out with a 17-year-old.

Well, like, if it kind of ruins your enjoyment, of it because you are thinking about that the whole time which is annoying. I'm the real victim here because I can't watch his films without thinking of that. He went like that one in Oscar, I believe, didn't it? Yeah. But there's like a very famous story that just prior to it

being released, he like phoned up the whatever you call it, like studio and begged them not to release it. So he obviously, you know, the whole time he's making the film's like, she's 17. It's fine. I mean, it's fine.

And then he just sort of realized after, oh, wait, no, this might look bad in retrospect. I don't know. Okay, you know. Yeah. Anyway, we trailed off there. Actually, I don't know what. I don't know what. Well, I don't want to say this, but speaking of rape, I have been reading a book about rape.

So we could segue into that. Let's do it. Well, you just did. Yeah. Seameless. So what's the book called? It's called Asking for it by Louise O'Neill. It's about this girl that she gets raped by some galads and they piss on her and then they put it on the internet.

Jesus. Christ. Yeah. And it's, is it a true story? No, it's fiction. Fiction.

It's pretty good, actually. I like it. Because it's not like, you could have done a really boring version of it, where it's very like black and white, but it's kind of like, you know the way get out.

Yeah. Yeah. You could have done like, he's black and they're evil white people and that's it and got a really boring and predictable. Yeah. This is more like that, where there's more shades of gray to it like.

Okay. Where she's actually a bit of a, she's a bit of a prick in it. Oh, right. But then she's, so she really was asking for it. but then she gets raped and he realized like just because you're a prick doesn't mean she get raped

which is kind of like the moral of story. You needed to read a book to figure that out, did she? No, I know. It took me a while ago. Not sure I agree with this. Well, it's pretty, it's pretty, it's dark as fuck. Yeah, I would imagine. You know me, like, when things are really dark,

I kind of make jokes about it out. Yeah. So, like, there's some bits you can't help but like, oh, like, Jesus Christ, because like, it happens, like, early on. Then the rest of it's like her, like, she like tries to kill herself twice. The mother becomes an alcoholic

And the mother is screaming out You deserve it and stuff like that The dad like loses the job The guy team Wait hang on let me just Her dad loses it Mr Johnson Can you come in here please

It says your daughter was sexually assaulted I'm afraid we can't employ you anymore We're a happy company And the galads lose The big match because The big match and the town turns against the family Because the match is more important than that They're literally like

They're knocking on the door at night How does They're committing sexual assault on this girl Because then they're not allowed on the team Ballantoon Ballantune is the name of the village Where it takes place all right And then Balantune loses the big match

And then it's her fault Oh my God So at all the locals come around You bitch All the locals It affects tourism because it becomes a big news story So like it's on like Wait so tourism

was booming in Ballantune before this. But then it goes so like and all the shops closed down. And she thinks it's not her fault and like it's awful. What? So she's blamed for the 2008 economic crash.

You are asking for it. It's everything's put on her like it's not the Joe Duffy show. They say something else but it's basically Joe Duffy show. Like all the caller are saying like she deserved it. Oh, Jesus. It's very fucking grim. And so is...

Even the local priest is on their side. It's on the lad's on the last side. Well, that's not surprising, giving their... The only thing he disagreed with is how old she was. But, so what's the resolution? There is none. There is none. She's sad.

She tries to kill herself the second time. Her brother, I liked her brother, Brian, is called Brian. And I'm Brian. You identify with him. And Brian's pretty cool, because he doesn't rape anyone in it. Oh, nice guy. So I'm like, hey, I can root for this guy. He's not an alcoholic.

He's not, like, the dad, like, they catch the dad at one stage going, like she's your fucking daughter like oh jesus yeah god the brother doesn't do anything bad so like i liked him he's like he's the one going like she'd take it the court and the you know everyone else is going like best not oh better not yeah and in the end she doesn't and the guys get away scot free so they they totally get away with it there's no like even though this video of her then pissing on her when she's asleep Jesus Christ yeah that is grim as fuck it is pretty grim now it's annoying because The library's closed today, so I can't get a new book, so I just... What are you going to read it again?

Hope for a different ending this time. Oh, it's like Bander Snatch. Which is the nickname for her fanny, Bander Snatch. Boy, it's a very good book, you have to say. And who, sorry, who is the author? Louise O'Neill, it's only her second book. Irish writer, which I loved. That's cool, yeah.

She's very interesting. I read an interview where she's a very interesting woman. and I hopefully I'm here one day and I she doesn't hear this podcast she's definitely going to think we're all right cons and spit on us and I'll be around oh no well we better I'll edit all of this stuff out because as you know all of the no leave it in I want her to hear the industry pays very close attention to this podcast yeah yeah but I'd reckon I'll give you a loan of it James it's very interesting I'd actually I prefer the audiobooks if you could now right by Gillsberg Godfrey back down me fish daughter I was thinking because I think it has been adoption, I think it's been optioned you know

Oh, into a movie. I was thinking it's weird that the Weinstein company didn't option. Like Harvey thinks it's a comedy. It's hilarious. She gets raped. I love it. Oh God.

Where is Harvey now? Has he, like, why is he not in jail? Like, seriously. There's going to be a corp case, and I'm going to be very pessimistic here and say he just gets away, like... The thing is, he was such a powerful person for so long. He's probably got so much dirt on people that, like, he's still getting protected behind the scenes, if you know what I mean? Well, there's so many pedophiles in Hollywood that we only know the ones who that we know about got sloppy, like singer and all of them.

Well, we won't say which singer I'm talking about. Well, Brian Singer. Brian Singer, yeah, but we... Well, if he is a problem, he can come. and yeah we'll we'll have it out fist of cuffs you know what i mean i know because i i personally know he's a pedophile because he's raped lots of same children i braved oh right and you're brian and he's brian so you identify with him as a character ah i see well he's a he's a bad he's a bad man he's a bad man but you know they're the only ones that we know about but there's lots of them that that were

actually smart and and didn't like fucking literally post pictures themselves dressed as superman which is underage children. Have you heard of an open secret? It's a documentary. Like it really goes into, it sort of alludes to the fact that it's the, the only cases we've heard are the tip of the iceberg. But they actually make an argument

that if you are a pedophile, there's no better job than to be a casting agent because, you know, parents who don't give a fuck about their kids who project all of their insecurities onto them, make their kids become stars, they'll let their children, their four or five-year-old children

go into the room with this total stranger they won't ask what happened it's fucking it's perverse it's so easy it's so easy and these parents like let's be honest a lot of these parents like deep down the kid is just a money making machine

absolutely it's not even a real person so if whatever happens doesn't really matter as long as you get the contract worked out where you get most of the kids money yeah and that always happens like the parents like steal the kids money He didn't, like, Macaulay Culkin emancipated from his parents.

Corey Feldman did the same because they were, like, trying to steal their money. It's fucked up, man. Yeah. So, yeah, like, there's a lot of them, so Harvey would have the dirt on a lot of people we don't even know about it. Yeah, yeah. Like, a lot, do you know the Lilita Express? Oh, Jerry Epstein? Yeah, that pedophile playing.

Yeah, yeah. So all that stuff, like, he's probably got filers and all that. Bill Clinton was on that. Yeah. Hey, Jerry, my mom, the Lolita Express. Don't tell. Hillary, oh my God. But you know who else I heard was on it?

And this really upset me, Chris Tucker. Chris Tucker from Rush Hour. Yeah. Sorry, I can't do that one. But no, like that really, I would not have expected that. But you know, Chris Tucker, he then became a born-again Christian. So is it possible on the Lolita Express? He saw something or did something so fucked up that he's like, I got to turn to God and save my soul.

Only God can save me now. Yeah, yeah. I mean, you know, whatever about the Lolita Express. I could forgive that but Rush Hour 3 what a piece of shit he really should have asked for God's permission

I wonder if Jackie know about this I don't need that express Oh no So what you wouldn't do Chris Tucker's voice Or I'll do Chris Tucker's then Jackie See I can't really do a good Chris Tucker That's why

Your Jackie was good though Thanks man Thanks I wonder if he'll like it We'll know next week Special guest Tell us about this communism I think Harvey will I think a lot of these guys

Like even the time they do They'll be in fancy prisons Yeah exactly Like the end of Wolf of Walt Street Where they're like playing tennis and shit Yeah yeah Oh God They'll be just doing high fives with bankers

And stuff like that Yeah yeah Jesus God wouldn't it be great to be rich You just get away with anything I don't we wouldn't though We'd fuck up We'd be the Brian singers of the

we'd be even worse than that we'd just be we'd be the guy who like the rest of the rich guys have to kill because we're just too like we're not hiding it at all we're just inept yeah yeah Jeffrey and Epstein Jeffrey and Epstein well he's in jail yeah take that Jeffrey who is he I only know he has the plane he was like I'm pretty sure he was a big Wall Street guy and he made a lot of connections just through finance and he's friends with a lot of celebrities like a lot of people were on that fucking playing with them. Like Bill Clinton, Chris Tucker, did I... No, like, this could be wrong. I thought I heard Bono was on it, but that could be... Not Bono. Not Bono.

You're dancing on dangerous ground now, James. I'm not saying, no, I probably... A slander singer, but Bono, fuck off, all right. I'm probably wrong about that. I literally will throw charity if you talk about Bono. Okay, I'm sorry. It's a beautiful day. There's no...

You'll never get away. He might have been on the plane watching, but he didn't touch him. Yeah, and I think Trevolto was actually the pilot. we all know now oh my god i can't believe luleta express oh my god this is a great

the only way like impressionists they have like a way to like bring their oppression to set yeah like does that guy you like you know I broke down my car and then these two people

so and then Arnold walked past and Stallone walked past so you get on stage and like yeah I was on a plane full of pedophiles and then

no see my impressions aren't good enough to take to the stage I could you know do shitty half-hearted impressions on this podcast but I would never like because like I think to be an impressionist in the modern like these days

you have to be damn fucking good at it I think damn good you have to get like you actually have to like kind of create the impression for other people to copy yeah yeah that's true you've got to figure the little mimicry things and the little thing and sometimes it doesn't even have to be like accurate you can get exaggerated a bit

yeah as long as you sort of capture the essence you get the spirit like like a lot of the SNL sketches, like their impressions they're not actually like they're cartoonish. Yeah, exactly. They're not accurate. They're not like going to like trick anyone

you're thinking that it's like it's not like Alec Baldwin thinks he's... Trump! And Trump watches S&L, what am I doing? I don't remember this. Oh, God. Yeah, it's not like that, but

you're like a regular Colbert there. Oh, fuck him. yeah low hanging fruit man to be honest i'm so bored if anyone it goes after trump like it's so boring a stage yeah i i stop i actually like i will watch some of those um topical things but i'll try to like ignore the jokes and just this yeah yeah i'd be the same like i enjoy john oliver but i don't find it very funny i find it informative i just i feel like he's trying to get these points across and the jokes are almost like just fucking stick that in just tack it on something silly about

chucky cheese like the Olsen twins He loves something like that I actually would wish he had the confidence to just be like I'm going to do like a two minute bit here without a joke Yeah yeah

Or just without me at the end Having like a big cat on stage With a hat Yeah Because it's very impressive Like he sits there You know And he just like 20 long segment

And he belts out all this information And it's great to watch But yeah just the jokes Well he's got Turing it down to the lowest common nominare Which is something I refuse to do on this podcast This is most definitely an acquired taste

This is highbrow radio This is stuff you listen to at dinner party Drinking some wine Anybody's listening to this Think the left Radio 4 on It's Wagner and this Do you listen with radio 4? No, I never

Oh good I listen to a lot now Because I'm in Dundalk so I get it on the radio Yeah I've actually kind of started to get a bit indoctrinate into it now Where like even yesterday There was something about the Roman Empire on

and it wasn't any good but I just listened to it just to give the impression It's kind of like white noise now Where it's like Yeah I understand that I listen to the actors sometimes now It's just a kind of comforting thing

It's like Oh these British actors He never heard of They're doing something They probably don't even like That's still running That's been going for like 50 years or something Oh even longer than that yet

And they've gone through everything The actors like See that's the legacy I want this podcast to have You know I want it to last through the decades Yeah it's really like The way they got them through the wars and all that There was political strife But the archers kept people going to

I want Brian and James fuck each other be like that We're like, you know We're in a bubble right now I hope they're listening to this over in Syria And just like one day we'll get to go over They don't know You know we're talking about the pedophile plane I don't even know what plane is

There's like They just have the pedophile Pedophile bicycle In Syria that's it There's like tribes are listening to this they don't even know how you don't know what this is they all list the music box

they think this is like words from the gods yeah yeah God we are no we're not went to my head for a second I'm grand I'm grand

yeah because we're in a bubble right now financially yeah I think that's true especially when you see like the fucking the rents just increasing and increasing and people like it used to be like you know the working class

couldn't afford to live but now it's like middle class people can't afford to live they're literally their one paycheck away from getting fucking evicted it's scary man owning a house is like something that young people that's like being an astronaut yeah exactly

it's like don't be dumb dumb don't dream that's what they say to us and then like older people will go like sure when I was like it was just so easier back then you could get a job and then you'd work hard like it was just a natural progression you get a job you earn money you'd get a house

even if you'd just become a coal miner and after a while you could afford a house yeah it's true and then you you'd be grand and you die at like 40 from cold lung, black lung wherever the fuck you'd be, yeah. Our generation is going to be so much worse off than our parents. Like, and like, as you say

we're in a bubble, when do you see the bubble bursting? Like, do you think there's another recession in the near future? Yes. Yes. Well, that's, I could just pretend to be like a fucking David McWilliams type because it's going to burst eventually. Yeah.

It's going to burst right now and it'll eventually. It's, but it is a cycle. It's a recurring cycle that has happened throughout history. and when we're in the bubble people just seem to forget it's like oh it's okay get a loan get a mortgage on a house you can't afford and then two years later you're getting evicted oh what went wrong and the cycle just keeps speeding up and up because there's no real consequences for the people on top absolutely not like 2008 that showed it you know the government bailed out the bankers using taxpayer money i remember the exact moment when i realized this whole economy thing was bollocks all right okay the exact moment yes eddie hobbs is on television remember him Eddie Hobbs. Yeah, yeah, RTE guy. Yeah, yeah. He had a show, okay, this was just before the bubble burst in 2008,

like maybe 2006, 7, right? Right. He had a show. Basically, McWilliams was on one side going, like, it's going to burst. Okay. And Hobbs in your side going, like, we'll have a slowdown, but we're going to be grand.

Yeah, yeah. He was big into, like, the, it's all going to be okay, keep spending. Yeah, yeah. And then he said, at one stage, Eddie Hobbs had a program, and he quoted the Simpsons, okay? Oh, okay. And he said,

we got to think of the children just as Moe would say on The Simpsons why don't we think of the children? I remember thinking Moe doesn't see that It's hell and love, joy You fool! This man can't be trusted And that's when I sold on my bonds

Like the big short I backed against the bank And I'm made big You're like Ryan Gosling Oh God That was a great film That was a brilliant film And I love it

I've seen Vice yet. No, I haven't seen Vice. Have you? I was going to see it, but then my friend started having sex with his girlfriend instead. So you watch that? Me, you don't need to buy a ticket. No, I mean, like, his girlfriend came over, and some reason he wanted to spend time with her instead of watching a fat Christian Bale. Oh, okay.

Wow. Makes me sick. Yeah, I don't know. Sounds like he's got some major dysfunction. I did see the favorite, though, speaking of... The favorite... Oh, what do you call her? Olivia Coleman?

She's great. Rachel Wise, Emma Stone, all deserved fucking awards. Really? Brilliant film. I would say if I was a real regular Roger Ebert now, I'd go to the favourite of one of my favourites. Well, no, you wouldn't be saying that as Roger Ebert. If you were Roger Ebert, you'd be like, hello, the favourite is... Because he had to talk with the speaking spell after his jaw got removed.

I believe Olivia Coleman is the greatest actress of our generation. He looks like he opened the Ark of Covenant in the end. Oh, God. Yeah, so the favourite. No, I have heard good things. your great film and the best part about it was i went kind of empty screening there's some old people in the back some young people in the front right you could tell a lot of them thought it was going to be like a downton abbey yeah thing like that yeah in the trailer sell it's like a comedy

kind of thing leave out the fact that there's very very graphic depictions and scenes of lesbian sex yeah which you could tell the old people in the back very uncomfortable young people in the front very confused it was great oh nice and you were just there in your element I'm familiar with the mechanics of this Yeah, yeah, there's literally a dialogue going Like, I love it when her tongue's inside me Oh, well, who doesn't? It's a damn good feeling

I haven't had a tongue inside me, yeah Have you not? Well, my mouth. Never, no, I never, you never got a rim job? No. Oh, I get rim job and rim shot mixed up. And that's how you lost your job as a jazz drawer. Oh, it's inside me.

That's, you know, when I was... Give me a rim. Give me a rim job, Brian. I was working with Bob Holt. He wanted to take a drum. All right, this kid doesn't know what he's doing. Get him out of here. But actually, I've never had a rim job,

but I have had a finger in the ass during a blow job. That's a good feeling. I haven't had that. I haven't had that. I'm putting an open call out to anyone who's listening. And Matthew Townsend's anyone who's listening. So, Matthew, get that finger ready, baby. Stick an old Hengen bar up.

Matthew Tallinn phone home Get that finger illuminated shove it right up Brian What a topical reference All the E.T. What if E.T. And Mr. T had a baby. Yeah, I know right.

And then they pull his finger up with it. Come on. Wait, before you move on, I've never even seen E. I've actually never seen it either. I taught the alien look weird. Sounds boring as shit. I taught the alien look weird

and I judged people by I didn't like it so I just walked away It was on TV once I walked away I was like that looks like a freak Yeah it's it's pretty much just the story of Jesus But with an alien Should just killed it Yeah they should have

But back to the favourite Finger in the ass Oh wait sorry We're on different wave lads here Back to the finger in the ass Well it is my favourite So it's kind of Oh hello

Do you like that one Matthew A finger in the ass I girl try to put me them once but I kind of freaked out. Yeah, see, a lot of guys I've heard that I was like... Well, you didn't prepare me for it. Yeah, well, tell you, the first time I happened to me, um, happened to me. No, I was consensual.

I was, uh, yeah, I was having sex with a girl. We were... We were on her couch, and she didn't tell me she was going to do it. Yeah. I was only like 17 at the time, and she just showed her finger right up my ass, and I was like, oh, what is that? Okay, I keep doing it. E gad. Yeah, so...

The monocle fellow. It's kind of like every time I come now without a finger in my ass, it's kind of boring it's like anti-climactic yeah it's a bit like coke yeah exactly after you do coke after you drink without coke it's like oh wish I'm a coke yeah exactly exactly after you have a finger in your ass you can't come without a wish I had some coke to shove up my ass yeah yeah so a lot of guys though a lot of guys kind of freaked out about the finger in the ass because I guess they think it makes them kind of gay but like how insecure do you have to be about your own sexuality that during the act of having sex with a woman

which is probably the least gay thing you could do you're afraid of looking with a finger in the eyes. Who's going to walk in, see you having sex with a woman and be like, oh, yeah. Look at that funook. Look at that funoic. Tone, what are you doing?

Tone! Christopher! Oh, Marone! Back to the favourite. I think we should end this. Oh, really? We're nearly a half hour. We actually are a half hour.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, we'll wrap up on the favour, okay? Okay, go for it. Great film, you should see it. You see Emma Stone's tits very much. Are they actually hers, or did they, like, CG? No, they're actually hers, and she insisted on showing them. It wasn't even in the script.

It wasn't. She did a rewrite just to get her tits out. It wasn't, it wasn't, but, like, she's thought in the scene, actually, it makes more sense in the scene. It's the show, I don't spoil it. Basically, it's to show intimacy, so you see the tits as, like, a very romantic kind of scene. Very erotic kind of scene, so it adds to it. And what would you give them out of 10? What would you say?

I don't judge women like that, you bastards. Well, I've read Asking for her. I'm woke now. You're woke. I've got feminism coming up with balls. All over the place. That might be comical. I've got asking for a tattooed on my lower back.

Like a trams down. Just bending over like, hmm. It's got an arrow pointing down as well. Oh, God. So, yeah. Matthew Talon, go watch the favorite. It's a good movie, apparently. There you go.

Every episode now is dedicated to Matthew. Yeah. I should say, though, we're big fans of Matthew. He's very good comedian, and he's a nice guy, so we're happy to have him listening. Brian's nodding in agreement. I am nodding. Yeah. I didn't know what to say to that, because it was genuine.

I don't know what to do you like to do. Yeah, yeah, I know. I felt uncomfortable being genuine. Yeah. So let's end it. Okay, so that, I'm James. I'm Brian. You've been Matthew Tallinn.

And we just fucked each other. And hopefully. You enjoyed it. Thank you. Good night. Don't forget that finger on the ass bit.