Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 60 : Dublin Oldschool

Episode Date: March 3, 2020

*WE LIKE EMMET KIRWIN AND HE'S BETTER THAN LEO. Me and Emmet Kirwan, Smokin' marijuana, Got a gun, Killin' Garda Síochána.

Hey, we're back. All right. Whoa. Getting, coming in hot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Actually, let's start off strong. I was thinking on the way over here, what about, you know, Jimmy Hoffa?

I'm familiar. What about he's from New Zealand, and it's Jimmy Hacker? Yeah, now act out that. So he'd be calling up and say, I hear you do gay dances. So, yeah, we're very, back new episodes in the new gaff as well in the new gaff yeah you're coming up in the world not really no wow it's in the same estate yeah okay so it's not exactly like i'm moving it's not like

it's not like a jefferson's i don't move oh yeah i just i kind of glad to move because there's a lot of people out there that really want to break my legs and yeah so now it's just keep ducking and weaving like you know yeah yeah never sat on the same place what was it the nero said in heat Oh, never have anything in your life That you can't walk away from in five minutes Yeah That might be my motto for last 24 years It's interesting

Because it takes in about five minutes To get up out of a chair and house That ideology doesn't really work Yeah I was actually listening to a Scorsese interview When he was talking with that With the Irish man Whereas a lot of times

They do something And they be like You're acting like an 8 year old man Yeah I'm sorry could you try and like get out with a chair like a 20 year old man no I can't a 20 year old person of color

yeah well you know progressive like he wants to stay hip with the kids who's uh I don't know who are you talking about I suppose De Niro is of color yeah yeah actually I I heard a great uh I read a great YouTube comments so I was looking at a lot of uh you know Emmett Kerwin yeah yeah so I was looking up a lot of stuff at him on YouTube

with his talks and that. Yeah. And one of the comments was like, yeah, I'm a person of color, bracket's white. And I hate Emmett. Hashtag race traitor.

Race traitor. Yeah. Now, he wasn't talking about I didn't do a race in the video. Yeah, I've never known Emmett Kerwin to be like very big.

Like, is he part of the... No, he was talking about like the housing crisis, something like that. Oh, okay. But then someone's like, we all know what he really means.

We know who's taking those houses. I bet you the person who came up with that comment was like real proud of himself He's like, I'm so fucking clever I'm a person of colour, white I'm flipping it, making him think So we should probably say who Emmett Kerwin is For the people that don't know

If you, I mean, that's a pretty big You know, the people that know Emmer Kerwin To the people that don't, that's a, you know So far So far, yeah, yeah, yeah You explain Emmett Kerwin He's an actor well actually you know what interestingly enough he first came to prominence in the show was it a

steve and sarah is that what it was called i've heard about that show there was two of them there was two of them yeah one was about a north side couple and the other was about a south side couple the first one was the north side couple and he was then it was some other girl this is like going back this is going back nearly 20 years i'd say like early 2000s i remember being a kid and hearing people talk with dan and bex and thinking i was too young for it yeah well see the whole thing was like it was literally you know, you're finding out about this couple's relationship, but the whole show, I think, was mostly video

diaries, like them sitting down in front of a camera, talking about their relationship, you know, kind of explaining things that had happened. I don't know if you ever got to see them actually as a couple outside of that. I never watched that. I was very young. I think that was the thing because thing is like, RTE are so cheap.

Very cheap. This is probably during the boom. This is in the Celtic Tiger. In the Celtic Tiger. This is like 2003, when they had the most money they ever had. It's like, And ever will have Ever will have And they're like Let's get two webcams

Oh my gosh Two like Northside plebs But with cameras Amazing Yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah And they were like For them

I was like When the BBC The I Claudius They were like I don't even get that one What is it I Claudius Yeah yeah Do you know I Claudius

No I didn't Oh is it in English I'm not the weird one here I think it was the 70s I think It was the BBC's This is our big production Right

Okay They had Brian Blessed Patrick Stewart okay i know patrick's shirt who's i don't know brian blessed berns alive you know okay no well we really went down a rabbit hole you did i again what my point was yeah i'm actually if you want to get real nerdy here i'm actually listening to a podcast about i claudice at the moment of course you are yeah yeah yeah well i mean you're on the dating scene now so you always got to have those uh things to you want to come back to my place and listen to it and you'd be quiet

let's watch i claudius it was filmed on three sets and somehow still the most expensive BBC production ever yeah and for the it's actually i think it's a little known fact that the nicolodian show i carly is actually an american remake of i claudius yeah yeah yeah because you know um i claudius for his time was uh very groundbreak they showed nudity oh yeah and also male or female well female of course like well that boring they weren't no i want to see floppy cox this isn't hbby own the early two thousand this is bbc in the 70s it's a bit of tit because it's history oh that was the way to get historical tits yeah yeah and they have like historians on the shows like is this what the tits look like back then they certainly did oh boy smashing a smashing pair yeah so

they showed tits and they also um they had a scene where because caligula's in the show as well okay no it wasn't a hundred days of sodom didn't go that bad but i think they did show a baby getting cut out of a womb. Oh. Oh, it's more like they implied it, but, and maybe they showed,

like, a little hint of, like, a, nabilical cord getting cut. Right, okay. Maybe a bit of blood going across the floor or something like that.

Sure. But even that was, like, at times, like, oh, my God. Yeah, I'd imagine so. Pretty out there. There's also Patrick Stewart's really good in it because, like,

the whole thing is, like, his wife and his daughter about big sluts. Oh. Big Roman sluts. And he, he's, like, almost given up caring at this stage. It's like,

there's one baby, like, is there anyone in Rome And he's, like, questioned all his, like, people who are under him. Okay. Like, do you sleep with her? Yes. Did you sleep with her? And he goes, not exactly slept.

Oh, yeah, very horny. Yeah. I molested her, sir. That's what I mean. And that's what I mean. I Carly was similar because. Yeah. Yeah.

And she was, like, jizzing on their feet. Yeah, yeah. He was like, let me get a close-up of this, sweetie. Let me see those little dozy woesies, huh? You little hoo-uh. He also ripped the baby out of woman's womb, but it wasn't on camera. No, there was a Jimmy Lynn Spears. You know, there's a theory that Dan Schneider is the father of Jamie Lynn Spears's bastard child.

I could believe that. Yeah, well, I choose to believe it. Is he also really fat? The baby? He could be, yeah, and the baby's got a foot fed. Well, no, the baby's probably, like, he's probably about 12 now or something, I'd say, is he? She got pregnant in, like, 2008. The baby's really big in the Tarantino film.

How did we get here? I, Claudius. What are we talking about? Oh, Dan and Beck. It's a Danubex or Steve and Sarah. Maybe Sarah and Steve, no? There's definitely Dan and Bex. Yeah, I think they were the South Side couple of them.

And Emmer Kerwin's one was Sarah and Steve. I don't know. Anyway, so we're talking about Emmett Kerwin. He's an actor. And, yeah, so that's how you got his start. But he also did, like, theatre. And he's a spoken word poet-type guy. He does poetry.

But he just made a movie called... Spoken word, if you don't know, is... It's like stand-up, but it's respected. And you get pussy off it. Yeah. And you actually impress me. pussy the best kind yeah yeah oh god all all those girls with self-harm scars oh come to daddy daddy like um but yeah yeah it's like i know it's respected you get art funding for spoken word

yeah that's true stand up you get people throw bananas that yeah the government actually comes to your house and takes money off you when you do stand up yeah a lot of people don't know that but uh you get your benefits cut see his big thing was Dublin Old School yeah that's a he made a movie called Dublin Old School like a two years ago was it yeah a few years ago yeah yeah

might be in a bit even late like in 2014 maybe okay right so you've just watched it I watched it two nights ago I got home from work and I was feeling depressed because you know work isn't going too well for me tomorrow I think they actually are trying to get rid of me

really they're giving me it's reduced hours every single week so every time you go back it's less and less hours until you just walk in, it's like, all right Brian, see you later and you walk out again. I was like, ooh, another adage graft, ooh!

They also keep doing this fun thing where they don't put me on the rota. I have to call up going like, am I working this weekend? They're like, oh, we'll get back to you. And then they don't get back to me. They'll have to call them up again. That's legit has happened. Oh, that's legit happened.

Yeah. Like I called up. like let's say I'm meant to be working the weekends I called up on Thursday like am I working tomorrow and he was like oh yeah Brian sorry I'll get back to you nothing and then Friday morning I called up like ah

am I working or yeah what's going on they're like oh yeah as if like fucking this dumb idiot wants to know when he's working why doesn't he just know in his head so yeah it's going bad and work doing a lot of weddings

there's the same song over and over again oh yeah what oh like uh proclaimers oh uh what is that 500 miles but i will walk they played that like twice really in a row like yeah oh wow back to back shut up and dance with me oh this girl's gonna murder me do do do set up and don't talk yeah don't talk don't talk fucking yeah that's the radio this is a talking stick i'm gonna beat you away after I beat you with it, you will be allowed to talk. Your larynx is going to be in my fucking shelf. And they're like, this, this wedding band isn't really what we're on.

It's not the right vibe. So, yeah, Emmett Kerwin. So I got back and I was like, it was earlier than I expected. And I'm not going to get back around four, and this is two. So I was like, oh, my God. Yeah. I'm going to party. Yeah, it's time to get wild.

So I was like, look, I can't actually have a house party. but why don't I watch a film with parties and stuff in it? That's just as good. Something might say even better. Yeah, it's like, yo, I'm living the dream. Dublin old school.

It's like the wolf of Wall Street. Yeah. Let's go, let's go. Because I heard it was about drug use and stuff. It is. It's all expecting like a Dublin train spotting. Okay. Which I think is what everyone was going for in this song.

That's what they're trying to do. Yeah. And not so much. They did not succeed. No. Okay. No. So I'll tell you what, I've written notes about the film.

Okay, let's just go to share it. This is a rare location. in that we've both seen the film this is great wow so the last time we did a film and he was Mrs. Brown's Boys the movie

oh okay yeah I think there's a lot of similarity between these two films yeah I think they both really touch on like a part of the psyche

of the Irish condition okay yeah all right that is very powerful but completely unintentionally though yeah yeah yeah I think it's very part in fact

Dublin nose could be better if Emmett was wearing like a dress yeah or actually know what i was thinking what i was thinking is because you know the way emma curwin and i actually quite like emickern i've been his talk stuff like that i like him yeah he seems like he's been on the late late he did actually there was one interview he did in the late late show talking about leo yeah it went a bit viral didn't that's one about talk about okay so he went to trinity at the same time as leo oh yeah okay so you know chris cross sure two roads diverging in yellow wood that kind of thing

I get you So in a parallel universe This is Leo's film And Emmett Kerwin is the T-Shach Yeah Yeah And Leo is doing Dublin Old School

Okay And the way technology works now It wouldn't be that hard To deep fake And just cross over Deepfaked the entire film And just put Leo's face In every scene

As every character I can imagine Well, It's kind of like being John Malkovich Yeah Yeah But it's being

Leo Vareker Yeah Okay I like it Yeah So that's an idea Emmett if you want to like make a bit more

if you want to maybe create like a Dublin old school universe kind of like the MCU yeah well actually what films do you put in with that so Dublin old school let's say yeah so like in this universe let's say he beats Colin Farrell and Colin Farrell's a hitman

intermission yeah he does multiple Colin Farrell's in this universe okay who else Killing Murphy could show up as the grand son of the Peaky Blinders character okay yeah yeah Oh, I like it. Liam Neeson's showing up.

And I was like, where are those black bastards? Liam! I don't understand what was, that was perfect. I mean, please, you know, I've done, taken three. I know how a film is made. Weren't you know if an Oscar was? I was, but I didn't agree with my character's motivations. So that was quite a challenge.

Why would he save them? I didn't understand it. He didn't read the script fully. He was like, he's making a list of Jews. I like with this. Yeah, yeah. They're doing what? So anyway, yeah, Dublin Old School.

So it starts off, okay, with lots of narration. Yes. There is a lot of that. That's a recurring thing. Yeah. So he's doing his, these are actual, because it's based on a play, stage play. Now, in the stage play, it's a lot of voice. Well, like, it's him doing lots of different characters.

Oh, is it? Yeah, yeah. Was it a one non-play? It's almost. It's like a few extra people. Okay. I mean, he won't play and a brother and that. Right, right.

But it's very limited. So with a play, it makes sense to do us in narration. Yeah, a lot of the, like, the voiceover, the narration, it's all like his own poetry. And it's, yeah. Anyway, go on. Yeah, it's poetry, but it, is it? No, not to sound mean, like, but it's just, poetry on stage is one thing. But when it's on film...

When it's in a film, you really have to justify it? It seems very stark. And it's easy to make fun of it. Yeah. And especially if it's not great, which it is kind of like, if you just took a comedian's jokes and printed them on a page. Yeah, it's the same. It's a very good comparison. Yeah.

You'd be like, why is Chris Rock saying the N-word so much? You know, you wouldn't get it. Why can't I say it? That's the bigger question here. Yeah, like, boy, this will make sense. When you see in real life, you're like, oh, it's perfect. Yeah. In every way.

Every one of those N-words is perfectly crafted. Like a beautiful sandcastle. Okay, so it's like starts off narration kind of stuff like, you know, you know, we're all just people, all just atoms doing cocaine in a universe that's expanding in itself. You know, yeah, you know, like the Heisenberg principle, we're all just stars in the universe that doesn't even care about Tony Blair. You know, that kind of stuff. Yeah, to be honest, that is really not far off what it actually is.

Yeah, yep. Yeah. And then you see lots of people doing cocaine. Yeah. sexy and you're like this is this is what I want oh yes non-stop partying oh yeah next scene Emmett he's called Jason this film Jason but I'll call him Emmett call him Emmett call him Emmett yeah so Emmett wakes up on the street oh you heard on that no I mean once we did have to sleep on the street but I was like 17 we couldn't get into a club and so I had to get a bus back to

morning at 6 in the morning so he just slept on the street for a couple of hours but I never like woke up on the city streets I mean with kids laughing at you yeah like how would that I don't know maybe it does happen but it's never happened to me I don't know it hasn't happened to me yet well you know there's still time still the night's still young

so um he wakes up on the street and these kids are making fun of him like oh what's your are you a junkie yeah you know like Dan he's like no I'm not and then like you pervert he's like I'm not a pervert and I mean ew he said he's a pervert you know and he's like get away from me yeah you know um

which you know kids are mean they are mean yeah they are um and then he meets his friend he tainted sunday it's actually friday oh fuck i'm late for work oh so already we're off it's like wacky this guy's a wild card and then he meets dave the rave who's a drug dealer remember him dave the rave yes oh my god that character was fucking Dave the rave is almost so annoying he's almost like the uh how's it going amigos are you ready for some tasty cha yeah we're gonna get

spliff test like I'm not messing that is literally how the character goes on yeah yeah that is literally he's the comic relief oh well

no and he's almost like the guide throughout the film so Emmett almost like shaman yeah

he's almost like Emmett is like um like Dante's Inferno almost he's going down these levels okay

and Dave the Rave is like the guy in the boat in the river sticks you know leading him through the fire that is the Dublin Gaff party scene you know

Dublin Northside it's actually very similar to Nero's yeah okay um so the guards come

so Dave the Raves like you know want to this he gives him like a bottle of liquid ketamine yeah that looks like piss yeah yeah and then the guards come

like oh shit and Dave the Rave he's so high he falls over like oh yeah again comic relief of course and then the guards are after him's like

oh shit over a kind of park district 13 style like he's parkour yeah he's jumping over walls and uh going through like letter boxes and things you know he does a back flip and goes through a cat flap and stuff like that and he jumps over another wall and he dropped his phone okay yeah oh by the way i should say this is dublin and it's a bank holiday weekend yeah so it's going to be a big one so again so again like ulysses we're following one character through a short amount of time yeah okay and he's going to get wanked off. Yes.

Like Bloomsday. That's what Bloomsday is all about. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. He's chased by the guard. He's late for his job in the record store, but doesn't really seem to, no one seems to care. Oh yeah.

He just shows up and they're like, ah, Emmett, you old rap scallion. Yeah. Late again. Yeah. And then they have a bit of music talk. And the manager is a bit, another comic relief because he's like, he says that he got the music store because his grandfather was a spy for the English. Okay. And his grandmother

kicked all the Jews out of Limerick in the 1930s. Oh. Yeah. Wow. But a anti-Semitism slash humor. I laughed at that. Because the way, the timing and everything. I was like, oh, this is good. Well, I'll tell you, that's Mark O'Dardy. No, not Mark O'Dardy. Sorry, he's the guy

who is in Adam and Paul. What the fuck is his name? I am. The guy who plays the manager or his boss is the guy that wrote Adam and Paul. What else is his name? It's Mark Lenny Iber No, Lenny's the director I don't know

I'm blanking I apologize What we're gonna say to him But it's just he's a very good actor Like so you know Probably the reason you're laughed Is delivery's good Because he's actually Yeah

He's a few talented cast members I'm sorry Not to be I'm being a cynic here We're being mean on purpose But you see this is like us You know we're making fun We're betters

Yeah that's right Yeah kill your Kill your gods Yeah Yeah kind of like what Ari Did when he tweeted about Kobe Yeah Emmett Kerwin is our Kobe Bryant

Emmett Kerwin's only thing stopped me for me successful. Once I get him out of the picture, it's, yeah,

hopping on the gravy train. Then I'm going to do my own dubbing old school. It's going to be called Brian's double in old school. And I'll act like... A shot for shot remig.

Like Gus fans sad psycho. Well, I'll act like I've never heard of Emma Kerwin. I'm like, no, this is Brian's dub in old school.

There was another one? Oh, I didn't know that. So, the guy's like, I don't really know how this works, this world that we've been thrown into. Okay. They works in a record store, but the guy's like, hey, there's some

DJs coming over, you've got to mind him. Yeah. Okay, so I think, yeah, he's, like, as long as running a record store, the guy, his boss is like a DJ, maybe like a gig promoter type. Yeah. So, yeah, there's some big DJs coming over from where England, and he wants Emmett to, like, you know, show them a good time, kind of be like the Fredo, you know, kind of make sure that they, you know, get everything that they're

looking for. bring him to a little donkey show yeah yeah no tallah donkey show so um he's like yeah yeah cool i might do a bit of DJing myself and they're like oh you can't DJ you're always monged out with it on those pills you're addicted to it no DJs do pills Emmett yeah that's just a straight up fact DJs it's like being Olympics okay it takes dedication you gotta have a completely clean body just vegetables vegetables and uh ghb yeah well i know a lot of djs they're very big i have to say like what do you mean like i mean big isn't like they're pretty like they're all like play rugby in that okay right right so yeah it is kind of like a yeah it's like a macho thing to being a

dj because it's like it's like being a musician but without being a buffy you know it's like being a cool musician yeah yeah you can still be how you can still have street grade on the If you're a musician, it's all like, oh, I'm in the smits. Oh, I've got feelings, but I don't got you, baby. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's what musicians are. Musicians put themselves out there. DJs are smart, like, no.

Yeah, I'm not even going to say anything. There will be no words. I'm just going to go, do, do, do, do you know, to look down. Yeah, I'm going to look down. I'm going to have my headphones on. If somebody comes up to me, I'm going to spit on them. I'm a DJ. Yeah.

I think that's why a lot of DJs I know are big, because DJs do go hard on the drugs. Yeah. So I think the younger ones die off. Okay. So it's only the strong survives. Yeah, so Viti's an example. Oh, yeah, yeah, he's dead. A little scrawny cunt.

Yeah, look at him. Yeah, look at him. Yeah. You can't because he's decomposed. In the back of my car. Like, dug him up. I took a pill in a vitha and then dug up of Vichy's bones. I do like the idea of like the show of Vichia was cool and it's kind of like, does he know?

Avichy doesn't think you're cool Does he think I'm lame? He doesn't think anything Mark Okay So they're walking out then They're talking about You know they're shooting the shit

They've taken a little bit of MD Okay Guess who they bump into Emmett's fucking junkie brother His junkie homeless brother Yeah yeah yeah Now by the way Where do you stand in the whole

Like you shouldn't say junkie debate? What? Is that a debate? Yeah they say You shouldn't say junkie anymore It's dehumanizing Oh but

Oh okay You should say drug tape or you know drug enthusiast spliff monster heroin addict is that demonizing if they are addicted to heroin they are a heroin

they are a heroin addict by definition everyone's got like their own special thing now like you know the way paedophiles like we call tolls yeah yeah is that a real thing that's a real thing yeah what talls yeah why look at the way they look of it look at it all right it's like yeah it's a relationship I'm the tall one and the kids The short one

So I'm the tall Why don't they just call Them self Legals It's the same Accurates Yeah I'm illegal

My son This relationship is illegal It's ill ill So he's also my son So he meets his Tall brother His heroin Addicted

Without Residence brother Yeah Did we dodge a bullet there yeah we did yeah we sidestepped it because i listened on on live line once where did you hear this i haven't heard this argument on live line yeah yeah because the guy was going like ah these junkies joe and joe was like you can't say that you can't say junkie anymore and the guy was like ah all right knacker then thank you let's continue uh just to clarify i mean members of traveling community just in case you were confused we're also junkies yeah and petals a bunch of tolls oh you're

they're like with their Sharia law yeah okay so what to have a bit of a talk him and his brother you can tell us a strange relationship obviously you know yes

one's homeless one isn't and he hasn't seen his brother in a while the brother went off to England for a bit because he was sick of people looking down on him just because he's a homeless heroin addict

jokey worthless tall yeah yeah okay so yeah so um I'm gonna go to England where they respect people like me where the streets are paid with gold

that's my new version of Oliver Twist and Fagan's just like a really good dealer Yeah Oh Fagan is Dellboy What Yeah so um

It just kind of goes like All right look No I'd be angry at you But I'm taking a little bit MDMA So I've got loving my heart now So uh fair play to you I'll see you around junkie brother Yeah

Okay So he and his friends Go off to the pub Right This is kind of a scene is no way of relevance of the plot, but I'll tell you what it is. To go to the pub, his friend goes to get some more pints. Right. Emmett sees the cat next to him on the table.

So the guy next to him in the pub has a cat on the table. Right. And he's like, you know what I think? And the guy goes, wait a minute. And he talks to his cat for a second. He goes, the cat doesn't care what you think. No one does. Oh.

Yeah. I don't remember that bit. Yeah. Okay. Well, it actually says The cat doesn't care If you're alive or dead Well, it's accurate, I suppose

Yeah They don't They're very uncaring animals Now let's just come back Now I was thinking what happened is He has a I have to give props this film There's no like hallucination scenes

Okay Didn't go full train spotting Right okay So I was expecting a cat To come back there on And start talking to him Talking to it's like I don't care If you're alive or dead

Yeah it didn't happen no actually I respect that okay I actually I do respect the fact there's very few hallucination scenes

in the whole film or like scenes where the proper like monged out or whatever yeah or well not from their point of view yeah

you can never see like you know the walls moving all blurry and bright lights and all that stuff it shows a bit of restraint I admire

probably a lack of budget as well oh yeah actually yeah actually yeah actually yeah so then he goes to a session

in the middle of the day what a crazy man man. Yeah, I call the guards. I'm watching them. They're doing it right now. They're doing, I just give them to my address. They're here, they're in my room. Because I didn't know how films work.

I'm like, arrest them officer just pointing out of the laptop. I did like, the power goes down. He got to wait. Emmett! Yeah. Yeah. So one of the guys, the session,

just has a big plate full of coke. Yeah. Near the microwave. Okay. What happened you put it in the microwave? Um, I don't know. I have no idea. I don't know.

Has anyone ever done that put cocaine in a microwave? No, that's my new, the new Mitt Busters. There's them just junkies. I don't know. What happened on my modley? I mean, I'd probably just get obliterated, wouldn't it? Probably a big waste, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Or like, now you've got, like, radioactive, uh... Oh, and become a super junkie. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Like, it's like doing PCP, you're high, but you have superhuman strength. Yeah, you can, you can, run up a wall and then eat a baby okay

so then a guy shows up at the party with the best yokes ever actually it's about a two minute scene at him describing how good these yokes are I'm not going to go through it because I was already bored Emmett takes some of these yokes rides his bike to the gig he's a mad man

he's a wild man he's almost 40 that's the other thing about this movie it's like they're all kind of acting and talking like they're in their 20s but they're all pushing 40, and visibly so. It's like grease. Yeah. In fact, he should have done it in a leather jacket.

Hey! Hey, any of you crazy cats want to take some of these yolks. Let's get high. So he rides his bike to the gig, all right? And before this, they're all like, oh, you get too monged out of it to play. You're silly little music. Don't get it with your drug problem, okay? Sure, when he gets there, he's too high on drugs.

He walks up to the decks, all right? Self-fulfilling. Prophecy. Yeah, yeah. Like, yeah, like a... The Ides of March. Caesar. So, yeah, so he's walking up to the decks,

and the guy who's DJ informed was like, you all right, man, he's like, and like, and like, his jaw is up going up and down. His jaw's swinging. And the guy's like, you know, I'll take it from here, and Emmett's like, yeah, and he goes in and get sick in the bathroom. Oh, kind of like Eminem and 8 mile, Mom's spaghetti.

Yeah, instead of spaghetti, it's ecstasy drugs. Yeah, but imagine if it, you know the way Eminem, like, he got sick. but at the end he became a good rapper this is like that but if he just went home and never rapped again he just didn't learn anything yeah yeah

it's a good point yeah this is eight mile without the success if he actually just went and worked in like the metal yard just stayed there till he died of an opiate addiction you know what would be great now when Eminem is like 60

yeah we bring him back and we filmed the alternative ending where he's still working in the memory he's based a few fingers now

you know I tell you that that's an S&L sketch of the future yeah that's what that is and they get

Britney Murphy to show up but oh no oh no she's never looked better yeah oh she died

from pneumonia wink wink wink yeah pneumonia of a pillow to the face yeah so yeah

he's stuck in a keyhole after this so he's on he's on he's on cat and yokes and coax and all of them yeah yeah he did dissolve the drugs yeah he sees his ex bad buzz oh wrecks the buzz such a one from can't cope won't cope the one they're still alive

yes the one that's still alive bit i'm not starting not starting you know way like to say patten oswald killed his wife i'm not saying anything okay but you know the connections are there my friend i'm going to make a loose change style video about barry mciggins daughter from cat quote quote oh it's just those of like black and white shots of her face and i zoom in on and then like a star of david blood sacrifice do your research sheeple um yeah yeah no she didn't do it no she's very good in this she is she's very good she's great in this and she's got a nice little career yeah she's done a lot of she's done a few things she's in the horror film the girl with the hole

whatever it's called they're all no i'm not gonna the girl the girl with the hole in or what it was something like the hole in the house there's something like that she was in um yeah she didn't can't cup one cup as well then she was in like a

like a one off pilot called headcases that was set in a salon like a hairdressers it was god awful but um she probably didn't write yet no she didn't write it but yeah she's well even she's good in this but I I think she's

one of the saving graces in this film I might just because she's hot She is very hot I'm so fucking horny Yeah She is very attractive Yeah I try to have sex

My laptop Good Not for the first time Yeah Is that well all those Wow You really went out at hard Yeah

A lot of The screen is Cracked up the shit Why does this Why is the N word Written over That's the only The only thing

That makes you calm now Yeah That beautiful word um okay so yeah his ex shows up yeah yeah and he they're all like stay away from her man you don't need her anymore yeah so he takes more friend he takes more pills with another hot friend he has okay um um and then like it's then like they're all deciding where to go for the after party right and the girlfriend's like hey look uh i don't really want you come back to my gaff for the after party oh this is the ex girlfriend yeah yeah okay like everyone else is invited but

Not him? Yeah. And he's like, yeah, I don't care. Yeah. But you know what? He does care. Oh. How do you know that?

Acting. Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And the music as well, like, the music that's, you know how to feel, which is good. It's handy, like. You're a boff in here. He goes back to, yeah, I study film. I remember that film, do you have to watch that film was like a Chinese man and he's evil? That's all of them, in my opinion.

No. What was it now? It was like a real old black and white. film and it's like he gets a little white girl this is opium something blossoms yeah yeah broken blossoms yeah yeah it's like really racist it's funny how like when you go to study film the first two

things they show you it's like broken blossoms a birth of a nation yeah yeah it's like the two most racist films ever it's like it's bloody genius yeah yeah I have a problem with that shut up get out of my fucking class now obviously just ignore all the racism but these are great films and you're like there's other films

be made since then I haven't seen anything past this point This era is really Oh captain my captain This is all I need to know When you're using digital camera Take a bird of a nation So it gets back to a different gaff

Okay And the guards have raided it Okay And the guards are still there You remember this scene? Yeah Yeah, yeah There are people in the gaff

And the cops come in And they're like Yeah And it's kind of like a comedy scene It's kind of a comedy scene because they're all like making up dumb lies and some of them are like

yeah I only have like a little bit of weed and a little bit of a little bit of empty made and a few yokes and a little bit of acid you know it's like yeah

they don't care what you're gonna do pig yeah it's felt really I got really angry at the guards after it's like fuck the gal

yeah I'd lynch one right now yeah yeah and we will we should start a movement okay we're like we just like there's like three guards hanging from like a tree

you know and when the arrest was like Emmett told me to do it that's another Dublin old school related incident yeah we start like this whole society

not to spoil it but watchmen's kind of like that oh yeah oh is it yeah they're kind of start a cult and they kill cops yeah no Vaseline yeah

you know in WA B yeah yeah it's kind of anti-garde yeah and then um you know emmett leaves again his bike gets stolen it's all going bad for emma like right okay um what's what's going on it's the morning now he he still hasn't come down properly he's still buzzing yeah baby you ever had that it's early in the morning yeah when you're yeah and you're still on like yeah yeah yeah ask your friend if you can stay back at her she said no no

you do it anyway you hide you know i am buzzing oh yeah no i've been there yeah yeah yeah it's charming in a way like it's like it's like a huge grant it's like it's like an 80s sex comedy it's like porkies you know yeah just hiding in the in the wardrobe just buzzing off your tits you've got a knife you know sniffing her underwear and she catches like james wow wow i guess you must really like me no one would have cut themselves that much oh you're a real gentleman. Yeah, that was 80s comedies. Yeah. It was a lot

of like, you know, well, he installed a camera in the girls' locker room. To show me how much he loves me. That he sold it online to Vietnamese people. He built a robot that can take girls' bras off. And that charms me for some ways.

Much removed bra. Yeah, I got to bring my robot to the pro. we're talking about so yeah he's out of money he got no money he got no bike still doesn't from the night before he meets the brother again yeah and he's like he'll can borrow a bit money off yeah oh yeah and the guy's like got a sock full of change he's like yeah that'll do a sock full of pennies so he can buy more drugs do you know actually um emick her and like what's

the story is he like rich or is he actually did he actually grow up in this environment uh i don't know i assume he did like um he seems to have a you know kind of a north side accent so he's probably from that area socially conscious yeah well he's obviously an intelligent guy like you know and creative and stuff and it would be quite depressing it turned down he's like charlie hot he's grandson or something of that you know and it's just this is an act for him like you know the way the verses high lads like they're like oh they're actually they're like they're like from the shakespeare acting company yeah i think they're like from eaten really no no but they're not from ring's end it's a bit rough is it not no it's the

Compton of Europe. Is it? Cooleo told me. And he wouldn't lie. He's from gangster's paradise. He doesn't know what the fuck he's saying. Dude, it's like, say this and say this like, yeah, anything, man. You only suck your dick as well.

No, stop asking. Come on, please. Do you hear public enemy broke up? Did they? Yeah. What? Happened during a Bernie concert. Oh, is that right?

Yeah. Apparently, um, Flavor Flav is anti-Bernie. And Chuck D is pro-Bernie? Yeah, yeah. Okay. It's Flavor Flav of Trump guy? I think he's I think he wasn't But then he was like wait a minute

These tax benefits I'm doing pretty well here Okay yeah Yeah boy So yeah Emmett borrows the sock full of change From his junkie brother Okay

You know as we've all done Of course Yeah I'm borrowed Wink wink you know like that And as he's walking away His brother starts getting Bet up by someone

Okay And then it's like Rather you than me Walks off Tough break kid Which actually to circle back for a second after the guards raided the house

one of his friends got arrested and the friend was like can you give me my inhaler and Emmett was like see ya Jesus yeah Emmett's a real piece of shit here yeah yeah in the film

no no he's a nice guy we're definitely going to meet him with some stage like do you think so? Yeah I'm going to have him on the show oh maybe he'd come on we'd hit recording batter us both and then just leave. That's why I bring a knife. One of our better episodes.

Yeah, I think people really like that. Just an hour of you hear you hearing us going like, oh, please, I'm sorry. And he's like speaking, like, do his spoken word poetry. I bring my fist of vengeance down on your deceitful face and put you in your place. You're a disgrace. Oh, please, but I'm sorry. No. So he uses the sock money from his junkie brother.

Yeah. And he goes to Dave the Raves house, and he buys a few bumps of coke with change. Right. You ever going to a dealer with... Change? No, no dealers except change. I knew one who did. Really?

I didn't personally give him change, because it's just awkward, you know? Yeah. But he was a very friendly dealer. You didn't know him, like. No. He's a really friendly dealer, and he would take change, but only from people like he... That he knew. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Okay, I suppose I've never really been close enough with any dealers. Any dealers I made, I barely know, do you know what I mean? Do you have come friends with either? Yeah, or two. A lot of times it's not fun. No, it's really not. The magic really wears off after a while.

And then it's kind of like, if you become mates with them, you have to kind of stay there. If you go over to their gaff, you have to stay there and, like, hang out with them for a bit. And I'm overly nice. So a lot of times I have to, like, in my schedule, go like, okay, I'm going to be there now. He's going to make me stay for, like, 40 minutes. Yeah. him and his weird girlfriend are going to be

kind of arguing amongst themselves and I'm going to be stuck in the middle and he's that's an actual human shield yeah and they start battering each other sometimes he's going to fall asleep sometimes

this happened before like he gave money and he just fell asleep on the couch and he hasn't given me the bag yet and it's like and you just like you just like

fall asleep right beside him and it's like yeah I was like oh sorry talk I talked This is how drug deals worked. Did you ever, I remember when I was a kid, I was really afraid that I wouldn't be cool enough to buy drugs. Oh.

Well, no, when I was a kid, I think, I'm talking real young. I was like, I'm never doing drugs. Stay pure. And then I got older. It's like, oh, Jesus. Then reality hits. Yeah. Give it to me.

Give me the drugs, please. Thank you. Yeah. I thought it looked too much like a narc. Yeah. I wouldn't be able to get drugs. But then I found out if you have money, you're cool enough to buy drugs. not too many sting operations for 50 bags of weed you know what I mean

no really freeze buckle oh you're going to jail so yeah he buys some sniffs off Dave the rave yeah meets the girlfriend again the ex yeah meets the ex-girlfriend should say well I got confused her because he kissed her oh yeah that's right up in the bedroom yeah they're about to get eat on very saucy but then what happens This is a scene, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. He passes out from his drugs. For his drugs, yeah.

Ruins everything. And she's even like, you know, I asked you to move in once. He said nothing because you're too high. Yeah. He's like, what are you want? You're high on the cannabis spliff, weren't you? Yeah, yeah. And he's so whacked out of it.

He's like, baby, I am buzzing, yeah, leave me be, yeah. Leave me be on these crunchy ease, if you please. Because I'm a bit of cheese. I'm an easy single. You can't mingle. Have some pringles. I've got the munchies. He's doing his poetry again.

Oh, God. Okay. Actually, speaking about drug dealers fall asleep, Dave DeRaeve falls asleep as well. Okay. So Emmett wakes up first, and he just takes his sock off Dave D'Rave and gives it back to his brother.

Oh, okay. I forgot about that. Yeah. I forgot about a lot of this film because I watched it high as you're meant to do. Yeah. And also, it's not very memorable, so... No.

I'm glad I made these notes, because I've actually forgotten a lot of this as well. A lot of this, I'm like, he had a brother. Hey, that's Emmett Kerwin? Jesus. So then he goes to this big party. He has to, you know, remember he has to bring, like, the talent. The DJs. Yeah, to this party and, like, look after him.

Yeah, yeah. So, yeah, he does, he brings us his party and this kind of, like, nice, kind of fancy estate, kind of, like, building area. Right, yeah. And it's, like, it's going off in there, you know? like a rave mango and matman show up you know mongo and matman mongo and matman yeah i think it's mango and math man or mongol mongolite it's like a radio show okay you're listening to mongolide and the math man bleh and then matman's like two plus two is four

you're really blowing out people's ears of it yeah i probably did yeah sorry i apologize mongo and matman are great are they yeah they're two like uh rappers they're like versatile but with balls oh yeah where are they english no they're dublin oh are they yeah oh okay oh very good like versatile but they're not fucking fair

yeah come at us versatile no they definitely fuck us up yeah yeah like I think they like your style though yeah I think they would they're pretty funny actually I genuinely like versatile yeah genuinely do please don't hurt me versatile so yeah verse um Emmett drops the cocaine, he's doing it off the floor,

and then the girlfriend comes over again. That's right, yeah. He, like, drops the bag and it goes everywhere, and then him and his mate just look at each other, and then just hit the ground and start sniffing off the ground. Yeah, yeah. And his friends, like, I love floor drugs. They're the best kind.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you can find a lucky penny when you're down here. Yeah. Bit of fluff, you know? You know, what's going on if you know is. Some dog shit. You know, it's a nice little cocktail. Yeah.

Yeah. But then, yeah, his ex-girlfriend shows up. It's like... Then they start kissing and then they have sex They bang on the roof And does it start raining? No

Oh, I just imagine that part I'm surprised I didn't have Probably budget They probably couldn't afford rain Yeah In Ireland of all places Yeah

Yeah yeah But yeah While they're banging His voice over Poetry starts again Doesn't it? No, even worse She starts doing poetry as well

Oh, that's right Yeah In Goodfellas Yeah it switches To her perspective I thought it turned me on It turned me on He gave me a guy

Yeah, I liked it Yeah She starts narrating again She starts narrating for like She starts narrating for like less than two minutes Okay Which is funny because then like You can kind of imagine that like

Em, it was like No, she can't talk Poetry's my thing No one else can do it with me Yeah Yeah Yeah Oh you invented poetry

Yeah Yeah Yeah uh to start doing whippets he passes out yeah i've never done a whip it uh i think i did whip it once yeah yeah i saw stevo's dead mother yeah uh so there's lots of tripping and strobe effects and stuff like that yeah there is a flashback to him and his brother watching tv as kids yeah yeah yeah and it's kind of like you get the sense that it's a bit of a rough environment or not a yeah yeah yeah yeah there's like shots of like their dad and dad's on doing his belt oh oh

you know what that means oh yeah tight jeans yeah no need for the belt so yeah you know we've all been there yeah

the dad realized it was more a shorts guy yeah I'm gonna go at the track suit yeah that was like the big reason

the brother does drugs like my dad's my dad's on shorts every night he'd come into my room wearing shorts and a loud Hawaiian shirt

but he's not from Hawaii I'm sorry I can't do this Cultural appropriation Okay Yeah, they have a big party Like I want to say someone knocks a hole in the wall

And he goes through the hole Yeah Yeah I think that's supposed to symbolise You know like blasting through your ego Or something like that Some bullshit like that And then some lady comes in

She's like, what are you doing in my apartment? Get out So they all have to leave then But it's morning anyway And the talent Yeah, I don't even remember remember this thing yeah i'm you're honest with you

at one stage i went to go take a shit okay i didn't bother pause it because when i come back there'll be 20 minutes go no i literally there are partying i was like i won't take a shit here i'm interesting and you didn't pause it i didn't pause it that is hilarious they were still partying

okay right i think they're doing the same line when i got back like yeah so party's over he meets his brother one final time right on a park bench which ironically

I've also talked to a junkie on this exact same bench I recognize the bench oh really it's near the key it's opposite

the haypenny okay I talked to a junkie there once kind of scary yeah I'd imagine so because I'm too nice

so at first like how are you doing he's like yeah I'm good yeah what do you say oh really he like that

he kind of yeah you never want to ask you never want to talk to anybody on in Dublin or if somebody comes up to

talk to you they either want something from you or they're not all there. They can really turn on a dime. Yeah, they really can just, you know, can switch in an instant. He started telling me how, like, he'd be stabbed before and he didn't care. Yeah.

So, yeah, it's the only thing that got him off. And I was like, are you saying you want me to stab you now? No, no, no, no. And then, like, I opened my eyes and it wasn't junkie tall. It was a child. I was self-defense. this junkie oh wait you're not allowed to call them that anymore yeah imagine if i stabbed the child they call it junkie and you're like hey you're stabbing a child don't call it a junkie okay oh it's substance abuse enthusiast oh it was emick curran oh the poetry yeah i think um if a real direct not real i'm i would say a real director but a different director would have taken his script and cut out

all the narration. Yeah. It's really cheesy. I really didn't like it. I hated the narration. Like if Lenny Abramsam, Lenny Abramsamson. Abramson. If he'd taken this, I guarantee he would have cut out all the narration.

Yeah, yeah. Probably, you would have cut out a lot of dialogue as well. And recast the different actors, use the new script. Yeah, yeah. Just not have made the film. And then you get room. That's how room started. Emmett was like, what if it's me doing drugs in Dublin?

He's like, yeah, I like that. But what if it's a woman in a room? In a room? And then it's like, yeah, I can see that, yeah. And she's doing poetry all the time, right? And then he's like, eh. We'll see. We'll see.

You write your poetry. It's a hat and a hat. Yeah. So, yeah, he's talking to his brother. Turns out the mother's dead. Want, wah. You know, what am I supposed to care? Yeah.

Everyone's mother's dead. Good. Dead or close to it. Dead or close to it. Not close enough, but yeah. Perhaps a little push. What's the, I picture you and your mother. It's like, what's the film, whatever happened to baby Jane?

What? I don't get that. You know, whatever happened to baby Jane, that film were like, it's an old woman in a wheelchair, and she's, like, criticizing the daughter. Okay. Yeah. And eventually she pushes the woman down the stairs. Oh, okay.

Right. I picture you and your mother. Yeah, but I'm in the wheelchair. wheelchair and she pushes me down the stairs yeah you bitch and she pushes down the day she like verbally abuses me the whole time yeah and then pushes me down the stairs that is pretty much and the audience goes who you go girl yes queen yeah your mother's played by Tiffany Haddish oh my god yeah yeah yeah oh get your fat ass up motherfuckers oh mom please i'm sorry

you ain't no shit so the mother's dead and the brother doesn't take this well yeah he's like oh what the fuck um the junkie brother didn't know no because he was gone for a while so he couldn't find him so he's like the funerals a year ago and then he's like how why didn't you tell me

he's like if your mind was clear you understand that I told you you were gone so it's not my fault is it a lot of things aren't my fault are they yeah yeah were you in the needle so they're drinking they so he leaves again they're drinking on shot we've gigged there together yes we have we've both bombed there together oh many times many times actually the two worst

bombs i ever had were in on shot yeah i never had a good gig in no i had one good gig in on shot and uh no i take it back i never had a gig of his happy way in on shot where i'd have gigs was like yeah they laugh but i don't feel good about it yeah it was the right kind of laughs no but you know what you know me it's like yeah I was really struggling there and like I had to go hacky for a little bit just to do a crowd work and at the end you're like I wish I could go hacky I'm not

if I could figure out how to be hacking when I say hacky I mean I just do my like popular stuff no no I just I do like the oh you couple oh I sure I wouldn't know about I'm just a big I'm just a big farmer yeah it's that kind of stuff like this real self-dep creating just makes me sick you know

he talked to the audience he's a bloody genius I'm well I do sometimes when I'm bombing I do the whole self-deprecating like gosh I'm just a little guy with glasses

with a little Mickey show what I know it's basically I'm basically shook and joiving like yeah it's like I'm an Uncle Tom

I'm an Uncle Tom for Carlo people yeah so we were drinking on shot and the boss shows up and he's really happy with Emma because like you showed him

a good time and coke off the floor I like your style kid you're going to the tap they bring him like Wicklow or something like that onto like a raft and Emmett says that the raft

is powered by imagination, which is just not true. What? Yeah. I didn't remember this at all. Do you don't remember this to go to an outdoor rave? I don't remember the outdoor rave. I didn't know they took a raft there. Yeah, proper little raft and it's powered by imagination. That's what he says, but I doubt that. I'd like to get a scientist involved. Yeah, I don't think there's anything

in the laws of physics that would back that up, you know? Not to judge Mr. Kerwin of being ill-informed. He's a liar. I would love to go to one of his live shows and heckle him and just be like, uh actually it was it was on water okay and then like i get my buddy

Neil deGrasse Tyson to touch of a woman that's science motherfucker do you ever see like Neil deGrasse Tyson he's such an idiot when it comes like social stuff okay like um remember one time after some after some shooting

by social stuff you mean don't molest women no not even that like oh yeah was this he tweeted something after a mass shooting Yeah, after a mass shooting was like Only 70 people died Okay, I think it's after the Vegas shooting

Okay Like 70 people died But there's an infant number of universes And stars in the galaxy So in a way, it's not that bad Yeah, he's definitely He's probably autistic Oh, he's definitely yeah, yeah

I remember another time Like he was on the fucking Joe Rogan show And he was saying he doesn't have a phone case Because he trusts gravity Okay Was I even mean? I don't know What does that even mean? Yeah, I think it...

Trust gravity to what? To not break his phone? Yeah. I mean, I always assumed Neil deGrasse Tyson knew how gravity worked. No, Neil deGrasse Tyson... That's just affirmative action on my part, though. Neil deGrasse Tyson should have just stayed in a little room, writing his books. But then he got famous, and he thought, like, oh, I'm funny.

He was on the Big Bang Theory as I can do this. Oh, God. I watched an episode of Big Bang Theory recently, and they were playing Dungeon and Dragons with Kevin smit okay and william shatner oh wow yeah wow yeah what what can you say about that yeah just look it's more how tragic it's very tragic but you know what to be honest william shatner is still the coolest one in the room in my opinion yeah and he is not a cool man but it's so funny that shatner is like old and decrepit and he still looks better than smit because smit is like this is like him post heart attack yeah and he's lost a lot of

to wait, but the skin is still there? Yeah. Oh my God. He looks like a fucking... And he still dresses like he's 19. In hockey jersey. Yeah, in a hockey jersey and a backwards baseball camp. It's like... It's my superhero costume. That's what he says. Is that right? Yeah. God love to assassinate his kid.

Yeah, she's terrible. Yeah. He's a great sniper. Yeah. No, his wife's actually worse. They're both bad. But to be honest... I'm his housekeeper. They'll all get it. I just watched the Jay and Silent Ball reboot. We should do an episode about that. It is fucking. grotesquely bad

horrifically bad let's get on to that you know what you watch something like that you're like you know what Emmett Kerwin he's doing his fucking he's doing something good here

yeah yeah he's fighting he's trying he's trying you know how easy it would be for Emma Kerman to be like yeah it's going to like big mama's house you know

like that I'm going to get like cameos from all my friends you know yeah he probably could have got like Killian Murphy

and like Brendan Bison to show up I don't think so and fart you know but that man so anyways

go on a raft powered by imagination allegedly we'll have someone look into that Yeah, yeah And then like there's some DJs going And fucking Emmett gets up and starts DJing Yeah

He's finally doing it He's living his dream And Dave the rave actually goes Like everyone stop quiet quiet To the whole audience And then points to Emmett And then Emma starts DJing They're all like, whew!

Yeah Everybody, staff, listening to the music Now listen to the music Yeah It's like that's the whole reason They're there is listening to the music You didn't need to get their attention But also like people in the crowd

not going to be like, oh, Emmett's DJ now, but in the past he couldn't and now he can. Just like, I'm on... I'm off my face, okay. Shut up. I'm running away from emotional trauma. That's why I'm in a field at 4 in the morning

and I'm 63, all right? And then like, did your dad also wear shorts? No, he fucked me. I wish he wore shorts. He wore jeans and the buckle kind of dug into my ass when he was fucking me. You ever did that to a girl? kind of poker with the buckle

No I don't know Pull your jacks down Pull your No you kind of don't pull You don't take to You just undo the zip Yeah

But it's so ungentlely Sometimes like I'll do it And it's like The buckle's sticking out like that Why don't you just drop your cacks It's busy like And if you put a little bit of cyanide On top of the

Well I don't know I think that's very disrespectful To just like Pull your cock out of the fly I mean Show a bit of class You're in an alley with a woman.

You know? None of you can see straight. You're in a back alley with somebody that you don't know. The least you could do is pull your trousers down. Like a gentleman. No, you won't pull it all the way down. I'm woke. You won't pull it all the way down.

Oh, the breeze on the bare ass is a nice feeling. If you have it all the way down, there's no deniability. But if you have it like... I was just taking a piss and she backed up into my bag. I was given to the Heimlich maneuver. Ah, okay. And my fly was undone. Yeah, yeah.

Okay. Okay, very good, very good. Hey, we're all learning something here today. I was teaching her about science. Via Neil deGrasse Tyson. He does some DJ bullshit and it's like, you're like, is this the end of the film? For the last 20 minutes, you're like, is this the end of the film? Please let this be the end of the film. He goes back to Dublin and he's like, where...

But it's like a big success. It's like, yeah, he did it. Everyone's like, well done, Emmett. Yeah, he goes back to Dublin and he's like, where's my brother? And he asks some junkie. He's like, where's my brother? He's like, he's down there. Yeah, it's like, where's my junkie brother? It's like, why is some random junkie going to know who your brother is?

Yeah, it's funny. Like, in this film, like, all the junkies know each other. It's all, like, a little network. Yeah. It's like, you know where Cheryl Holmes had all those little homeless boys that, like, would do things for him. Okay. I didn't know that. The Baker Street boys, he'd recall.

All right. They were, like, his little birds. So he goes to the rent boys that he made, like, do things. Yeah, so he'd be like, find out about this guy. Yeah. Okay. And they'd go around to. Like, all the little, like...

Go suck off the Prime Minister and tell me what he... Let me know what the crack is. Well, I didn't miss the Sherlock Holmes, but he didn't tell me nothing. He just hurt me real bad. Well, good. I'm very proud of you.

Yeah, sir. Why do we make them do this? Elementary, dear Watson. It gets me fucking hard, mate. All right. Fucking love it. Little slags. Anyway.

So he finds his brother. Brother is dead. No, he's not. No, he's not. He thinks he's dead. for a minute yeah he like goes yeah to some like flap house or crack house just like an abandoned building full of junkies yeah and he finds his brother who's comatose

from his heroines yeah yeah he smoked a big joint yeah yeah he did yeah he did a dangerous joint full of weed it was so the brother is like dead for a second yeah that's why he thinks and I was like oh this is good would end it please be oar dead brother but brother's alive turns out okay this is how it ends okay so then they're like jesus what was wrong with you oh sure look what do you expect you know we've got it in my jeans you know like that you know we're all sick in the way

yeah it's like okay look let's get on a bus together so they get on a Dublin bus yeah and then the brother's like you smell like piss and and um and it's like yeah the end like midnight cowboy is that how it ends no well it does end with them on a bus together yeah oh really yeah one of them sick yeah yeah one of them's sick doesn't Hopman's character is really sick. This is not doing anything else, but I was in a cafe recently and they only had one poster on the wall.

Okay, it was Midnight Calvite. Yeah, yeah. Perfect. Just a nice little cafe in Black Rock full of old people. Nothing says croissants and apple tarts like a fill of a male prostitution in the 70s.

Scones and John Bight with AIDS. So that's a double an old school. It's still in old school. I admired the attempt. Yeah. It wasn't, look, there are some bits in it that are good. It's not like, it's completely awful, like, you know, but just, it doesn't quite work at times. I really didn't like the voiceover narration stuff, the, you know, whatever.

When I watched it, I always thought, Disp Bears a stage play. Yeah, that's exactly that. And I'd say if you went and saw a stage play, you'd enjoy it. Yeah. Because. And the great thing is, this film doesn't destroy the stage play. Eddie can still do it It's not like this film was so bad

That they passed a referendum Yeah That said Emmett Have his tongue removed Yeah Imagine if it was like Look We'll allow women to get abortions

But Emmett Kerwin can't do poetry anymore Imagine if Emma was like Ah wait wait wait wait wait These women don't really need Reproductive Rights Come on guys But yeah I like Emmett

And I would actually love to have him on the show I think he's funny He definitely will not come on this show I think we could Like I know to get him? I actually have mutual friends on Facebook with him. Oh! Well, look, if we get Emmett Kerwin on the show,

that'll be egg on my face. And I will take that egg. I'll be happy to take it. Yeah. Yeah, let's do it. The ultimate irony would be, like, we get Emmett on the show, and Emmett's like, yeah, James, I like your stuff. Do you want to do a little podcast at me? And I'm like, what about me, Emmett? And Emmett's like, yes, so anyway. with James. And that is like that Emmett and James.

Yeah. Poetry. Poetry. Poetry. Poetry slam with Emmett and James. Yeah. Yeah. I like it.

I like it. Yeah. So yeah, that's... Okay, so that was double at old school. Yeah, we've hit an hour there. A nice little hour now. I don't think we have to cut anything out with that.

No, I think that was good. There's a few things we mentioned the N-word a little bit too much. And I was like, we're not even going anywhere. Not enough, in my opinion. We're just saying the N-word. Yeah. Ooh. yeah yeah so anyway that's uh that's good now anything you want to say before you got any little

final things about emma carwin or the dublin did what's your favorite irish film before we go my favorite irish film yeah oh god i don't know in bruges that's a good one yeah i think that's probably the bet um martin mcdonna i think anything with mcdonner yeah macdonna's yeah they do good stuff yeah anything that isn't macdonna i did like what richard did that was good that's lennie abbson i like that he had sex with girl in it remember that yeah remember you just fucking, this girl got on him as rode his cock. Yeah.

Yeah. That's what I like. Garage. Garage is great, actually. Garage is my favorite Irish film. Yeah, Garbage is fantastic. It's actually crazy how good Pat Short is in that. Yeah.

But, uh... Garage is like... What's up? It's so good because it's kind of like Hardy Books. But without... Like the comedic element? Just like the real tragic aspect of Calh. You could definitely see, like, a remake of Garage with, like...

Owen Colligan? I was going to say the viper Okay Why not both Owen Colgan could do If they did the garage As a stage play Olin Colgan could actually do

A really good Yeah Yeah I'd be cool I'd watch that Yeah Yeah Let's make it happen

Yeah I'm gonna That's our That's our future Yeah Yeah It is actually our future Yeah

Where we drink with some young ones And then we get in trouble We show them some porn And then have to drown ourselves Spoilers I can't wait Bye Bye.