Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 61 : Zack and Cody and the Coronavirus

Episode Date: March 3, 2020

We's all gonna dies.

oh it's cold it is cold yeah yeah that's one of the perks of a new gaff you know yeah it takes me back i remember living in gaffs where you can see your breath indoors i miss those times you know yeah did you actually live in bad gaffs yeah like um like some of the old like uh dublin buildings like are um there's like no insulation in them like and uh there's no double glazing windows at least you know uh some of the ones i lived in i actually lived in this gaff like uh i'm It was like a two apartment, two building. Yeah, two apartment building. And beneath us was a heroin addict slash dealer named Kenny.

And he was a full-blown junkie. And like, there used to be like, you know, sometimes there'd be like mental fights going on downstairs. And one time we went down, like the door was broken and there was blood on the walls. And sometimes we could hear a baby crying, like proper train spot and shit. And then it stopped. It did. But then one day he was just gone. And the landlord came out and was like,

where's Kenny and we're like, I don't know, it's like, he owes me such and such amount of money for rent and he just bailed and that was it, never saw him again. It is. Yeah, it's probably dead. That sounds fun though. Or running for Congress. Yeah. Yeah.

Corrupt. Take that. Yeah. Yeah. Better than Pete boo the judge, am I right? Mayor Pete. He dropped out. Did he?

Yeah. Oh, wow. Okay. Today, I think, as we record. Oh. Getting serious, like, looks like. he'll be Bernie. Do you think it's going to be Bernie?

The Democrats are probably trying to stop it, but at the moment, yeah. Joe Biden actually won the latest caucus. Okay. I forget exactly where it was. I'll look it up real quick. Yeah. But Joe, Joe's always getting in trouble for things he said.

Do you hear the thing he said about South Africa? No, what do you say about South Africa? He told people that he got arrested in South Africa when he went to try and see Nelson Mandela in prison. And then people were like, no, he did. didn't. Yeah, and then, like, his response was like, oh, did I say arrested? I mean, like, I couldn't move.

I meant I had to stay in a four-star, so pretty much the same thing, you know? Yeah, and his version, it was like, you know, he went over there and taught Mandela how to play basketball. And that's what they missed the movie, White Men Can't Jump on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, like, oh, what? Emy Cloberchards. He's dropped out. the race as well. Oh. It's really narrowing now. Sanders will probably

quit soon enough. Do you think? Yeah. Wow. She's kind of losing and no one really likes her. Yeah. I don't know, like they say that like this whole coronavirus thing is going to hurt Trump. How? I don't know. That's what people are saying. That was my question too. How? Who's saying this? You said it. No, I didn't do. You legitimately said it. Yeah. I probably have it in my phone. When? He was like, yeah, they're saying that's going to hurt Trump. And I was like, How does that hurt him? Oh, I think I meant the economy.

Okay, well, you said Trump. But, yeah, that was my argument. It's like, how can he, like, how is it his fault that there's a virus outbreak? You're not going off what I say, are you? You know what, when I say, James... But how do people have... I don't mean what I say, baby. Okay.

Yeah. But, yeah, no, like, how is that? But, yeah, because the economy, well, yeah, the Dow Jones took a serious hit. Biggest fall since 2008, apparently. You know what? Maybe what I meant was... Trump's being criticized because he put Mike Pence in charge of the coronavirus. And Mike Pence is a kind of sketchy past when it comes up with that because like...

It's like a climate change in iron and stuff like that. Yeah, and also like when, uh, AIDS went up when he was... I think he was a governor of some town or city. Okay. I'm going to look at Mike Pence's history. So, and then like he was real, like, uh, the only real cure for AIDS is abstinence. Abstitants? Yeah.

So like he didn't like, he was against like, you know, condoms or any kind of like... Okay, right. sexual health training or anything like that's in the aid to end up like yeah so but well i think when people say it is like um kind of uh his reaction to the coronavirus or like preventative measures or lack thereof and because everyone's so scared of coronavirus that will sort of transcend any trump's great blah blah blah people are so freaked out about it so maybe that might hurt him in the re-election i don't know but who's who's to know it was indiana okay yeah he was uh i think mayor of indiana or like he was governor for Indiana and HIV went way up because of him and just because of him all right kind of like the monkey you know yeah but so coronavirus what do you think are you worried um it's starting to affect real things now how like the rugby and oh yeah they had to call off the rugby and mission impossible stuff like that you know things that matter tom cruise does all his own stunts so he's going to contract coronavirus on purpose well i didn't think with this tom cruise is actually probably

in the danger zone because it affects older people yeah but he's like you know a multi-millionaire and obviously very big into health and fitness so he's probably I don't think he maybe people his age are in trouble but I don't I think he'll be fine well that's what I mean like yeah when when movie stars start dying from this then it's going to become real because the moment a lot of people dare out to it's like yeah some foreign ones are dying but you know good yeah yeah another toothpick um but then if the guy who plays like Mike Armantrout dies

that people were like oh this is actually a pretty bad thing like this is getting serious Mike Ermintrout is after the break of bad yeah

he's old he is old yeah he was in Beverly Hills Cup was he was yeah yeah he's really young in it like

obviously but he plays like the sadistic henchman to the main bad guy oh nice he kills Eddie Murphy's best friend at the start I've never seen

Beverly Hills Cup they were so the first Burry Hills Cup oh man it's fun It's great. I do know, wasn't it? It was pretty last minute he got a black guy in there.

Really? I think, yeah. I think Eddie himself had to rewrite a lot of it. Okay. Well, yeah, you can kind of tell in the performance, like there was probably just like

scenes where he just sort of went off script and the director's like, let's just keep filming this because it's really good. It's kind of, yeah, it's Eddie Murphy at his best, like, you know, but it's a good, like,

it's kind of like one of the better 80s action comedy movies, you know? there were a big thing back then but uh no it's a little bit I'll better watch it quick before we all die so I was thinking like for the coronavirus

I was trying to write bits for it because we're standing up comedians case you didn't know oh so I was thinking like how other comedians would do it okay so like let's say like a nerd comedian would do kind of something like you know like um you know just gonna stop the filming his new Star Wars movie

which is good because Rise and Skywalker was bad okay yeah he'd do that because his angle. Right, right. So he'll be pro-coronavirus? Yeah, okay. But in a black comedian, probably, like, you know, like, only white people get coronavirus, because if my, if I, coronavirus, my mom would slap out with me. Okay. Yeah. I'm not sure many black comedians would agree with you that that's the bit that they would write, but, you know, however. Well, I'm just saying, like, I mean, a redneck comedian, be like, you know, if you got coronavirus, you're a redneck. you know you're a remake when you're dying of a disease they have no cure for get her done yeah i don't know i um coronavirus kind of boring like yeah but like the pandemic they're trying to make it exciting well i'll tell you what like

the media is really pushing about i'll tell you nothing i was in a like a pharmacist on um o'connell street right yeah and uh so they have like little printed out paper signs everywhere say i'm surgical face mask two euro and then underneath that for a box of them 175 euro and there were boxes

of surgical masks everywhere and I probably shouldn't have noticed this but it was noteworthy in that the three pharmacists behind the counter were all Asian hey I'm just saying

whoever owns that pharmacist there's obviously like well are you saying he started no I'm saying that they have noticed that this is going to help sales so let's push it the surgical mask thing I think the Asian pharmacist

angle is a bit of a stretch instances of racism have gone up because of coronavirus especially in the UK there's been a lot of like get out of my shop you okay you know that kind of stuff like

yeah but then he's like but this is my shop yeah well not anymore yeah yeah that's what you do in it

you spread it round yeah welcome to Britain get out of your own shop yeah Boris is king now Boris is a new kid Is that right? Isn't there like

They don't know how many kids He actually has? Yeah literally on Wikipedia says Five or six Or six or something A number of kids Question Mark And he looks at that

It's like Oh only single digits Thank God Yeah I got most of them That's why he was really Pushing for Brexit Because they wanted to

He wanted to ship half of his kids Out of here I imagine it was kind of like He had loads of kids and it was like night of the long knives kind of situation where like on one night you had him all killed and only the few survived like

yeah and one of them raised up to come his enemy oh okay and then take him you know like a Star Wars situation yeah yeah but anyway he got his a girlfriend he's like I think it's like the first prime minister to ever just have a girlfriend just that his squeeze his steady gal

yeah because normally a girlfriend sorry normally a prime minister has a wife a mistress yeah wife all the But the wife and mistress

are both to keep up appearances when really he's going to you know getting yeah he's going to Hampstead Heath

and getting rent boys yeah yeah there's been a good for you prime ministers oh yeah shock age you slake yeah

him and the old guy from steptoe son fucking wurzel gum in all three of them just going harder than one little

rent boy that it's from a place that used to be part of the empire yeah yeah and he's oh jesus but uh so yeah he's got uh yeah so he's got a missus now they're saying this is probably gonna be his first kid that like he's part of the media right okay right yeah so he's prime minister now so this kid's gonna be like the little prince george you know it's

gonna take pictures because the other kids like they're all kind of failures okay so he doesn't want to talk with them like right so this is his like media baby where he had it you know it's going to be very much in the public eye and he definitely as he was coming in her he was like this wouldn't look great in the course like yeah because like

you know like it's funny how like people know that he's like he's always like cheating on his wives and he says fucking around stuff like that he's like oh it's Boris for you yeah

he's a bit of a lad he's bit of Sid James you know oh carry on Prime Minister you know like that okay but now he's getting old

and he's probably like you know I'm Prime Minister and I got like slow down so I'll have this kid I don't really like okay yeah I'll knock up this bird

yeah and have a kid and uh you know i won't put it about so much okay and now yeah yeah this will help him this will okay but his other sons like it's typical they call you ever hear the term fail son failed son fail son no that's the term that's used a lot for like rich people's kids is fail son

so it's like um a lot of these times these kids like they'll go through like nine different careers okay daddy i want to be ahead of a newspaper and so they'll like get them their job that they want kind of thing. But just keep switching. So it's like, yeah, I want to be like the head of a fashion magazine.

And he's just like, I'm putting a call. Yeah. He's like head of fashion magazine. He's like, this is shit. I have to write editorials. I don't want to do this.

And then he's like, oh, I want to be a Hollywood producer. Yeah. He's like, this is shit. I can't do anything anymore. That casting couch is just gathering dust. Yeah.

It's going to waste. It's not fun anymore. Yeah. Harvey ruined it. Harvey too flew close. He flew too close. to the sky his wings melted yeah and now he's in a zimmer frame well he just got convicted he did yeah yeah yeah it's interesting it so he got convicted and then like two days ago

roman plansky won an award yeah it's like the french oscars basically yeah yeah yeah so and like there was big like a lot of actresses walked out i think only like two walked out oh really was it okay in french in france they're very forgiving for all this stuff yeah well i mean let's not pull that thread too much well no let's actually let's go into it like okay I know that a cat calling is a big problem in France like very aggressive cat calling

well it was interesting because when Me Too first started okay yeah and people were like you know maybe you shouldn't harass women you know it was a crazy time thank God those days are behind us yeah so it's like they're like maybe you shouldn't harass women a lot of French actors came out and they were like

you know if you what is wrong with you you silly little girl you think you shouldn't be molested it is part of life if you haven't been molested you were like a dog you know like that they're like really like yeah now you think it's like almost like cult members being like

you know don't talk bad about my leader or are just independent is this cultural difference yeah I think it's definitely a cultural thing but I don't know again this yeah I don't know enough French people or enough about culture but that isn't that like the old cliche and stereotype

like the French you're very sexually liberated to an almost absurd degree in that they're very like promiscuous they're sexually liberated but they're all they're bored of it by this stage so it's all just like yeah my mistress is having sex with her

other mistress and I just smoke a cigar yeah and I wear my berry and I feel sad oh yeah plays in the background yeah and it's just like not like it doesn't matter how many orgies they have they're always like

just sitting there like looking off in the distance in black and white thinking about Alba if you go to France it's all black and white as soon as the plane touches the tarmac you're in black and white straight away yeah it's just like and you're dancing in a cafe with some mentally ill girl yeah well I think yeah I think of it now

like a French party it's like all these people having sex but all look depressed and are all reading like Camus as they're being fucked but like real slow and just like drinking a bit of wine and uh you know deep down you kind of wish the nazis took over i think that's that's really french people's problem yeah they never got over at that yeah um yeah well i don't know the rome polansky thing is pretty wild but yeah harry got convicted do he's gonna do much jail time what do you reckon move to france

move to france yeah yeah and he has a whole new career yeah yeah actually i'm surprised he doesn't try and do that well he can't now that he's going to jail but yeah that'll be a funny sitcom He just shows up Polanski's house. Hey, buddy. Navi, no? Yeah. That sounded like contract. I was laughing at the idea, because the other way, Nick Crowell's dad worked for the private intelligence agency or black ops.

Nick Roll's dad worked for like the shady security company. Who like that Weinstein hired to like find out info about the women who was accusing him. So this is classic stuff, you know, like, let's say a woman accuses you of grabbing her tit, all right? Yeah. You hire some private investigation firm, and you find out, like, maybe, like, 20 years ago, that girl, um, robbed a banana or something like, you know, something like real small crime. That discredits her. Yeah, it's like, oh, yeah, 20 years ago, she went to a pub, and she ordered a pint, and she walked out without paying. Okay, so, therefore, we've all made mistakes.

Despite what that video looks like. You know. She can't be trusted. You can't be trusted. Yeah. So that's what happens, okay. But I was laughing at the idea of like during court. They call Nick Crowe's dad as a witness.

Yeah. And Nick Crowe's dad is like, um, are you familiar with the show of Big Mout? My son created that show, okay? And Big Mout is all about female, uh, female empowerment and, uh, positive sexuality. Okay. So if you vote against, uh, if you convict my country, clients you're basically saying that you'll like big mouth okay uh i don't like big mouth yeah you're worse than harvey no i'm not into it personally i watched first two seasons i don't i you know it kind of

makes me uncomfortable it's just like because they're children but there's just like a really hardcore graphic sexual thing in it naked children yeah it's like naked children yeah it's like naked i don't know it just makes me uneasy plus i don't really find it that funny either i'm just yeah it's not for me i watch two seasons it's like that's enough yeah i get the idea of sexuality should be positive. I disagree with that concept. Inherently. Sexuality should be a lot of crying.

Yes. That's how you learn. I'm all right, guys. You know? Yeah, that's how you learn. You get inviting an older man to come back to your house. He spraise you with some gas. And then before you know it, he's on the phone to Nick Crawl's dad.

Yeah, yeah. And put the gun to your head and makes you whip it. You know, shove some kind of bomb up. your ass yeah you gotta like deliver pizza

just 30 seconds or less yeah yeah yeah you know I'm talking about they make it Netflix you know when you have sex Netflix shouldn't make a documentary

about it 20 years now because it's so horrific that's what that's good sex now oh god it's funny the difference

so French people are known for being liberated yes but bored by it yeah and German people are known for

being like no sense of humor kind of no but like I'm talking with sexuality why

oh okay it's like shit like you know like shitting each other and stuff like that you know going to the extreme just like real

hardcore like yeah yeah yeah yeah maybe it's because like

with French people it's like oh we've pushed past the levits of sexuality now we're just bored we're going to smoke

well with German people's like we've pushed past them with sexuality but let's keep pushing let's be efficient yeah and let's see what we can do next let's see how far we can go yeah let's build a sex club now and have a vomatorium we can all puke women's tits like nice i tell you they know that's why

their cars are the best you know is they're willing to go the extra mile yeah yeah no pun intended hey hey beep beep there we go we got a new ad campaign for Volkswagen so uh yeah coronavirus yeah coronavirus yeah yeah um they're trying to push it now in Ireland. Obviously, Ireland, if it spreads in Ireland, there's no way we can stop it. No. We don't really know how to stop viruses. Well, like, they say that they're not particularly with this strain in particular.

They're not, they're still not fully sure of, you know... Do you think it'll get to the stage where the sick people are in camps and then eventually they have to bring him to a place? And just have them put down? Well, no, they don't say that. They'll say, we're going to re-educate them or something like that. We're going to teach them how not to have coronavirus. And then like...

By throwing them in a masquerade. Yeah. And then they're bringing them away. And I'm so dumb. Like, geez, I bet they're going somewhere nice. Some old man is a single tear going down his eye. He's like, it's happening again. It's just you walking around in a red dress.

Everyone else is black and white, but just you and a red dress. Yeah. Do you think it'll get to that stage where like, you don't remember the school near you has a... Yeah, there's a school near me that's closed down. I think it gets a stage where like this closed the school's doors and then a team coming with a flame drawers. and just massacre them all Waco to place

I think it'd be great if it kind of got to a stage It's like nobody can go into work Everyone has to stay at home All joke inside Do you think it would do society well If like a virus comes It just wipes out half of us

No let's say 2% And it's mostly the sick And the elderly Like it would do great for the economy If like all the sick and disabled people died I'm not I'm not saying like I think it's good okay but I guarantee you

there's people in government who have taught like Oh absolutely yeah Definitely it was one stage Leo's like Can we make a virus That kills people Who vote for Fina Fall

Is that a take Can we kill anyone Who votes for Sinn Faye Is that possible Oh fuck it hell Like that's their dream is like That's basically what England's doing Or just culling the population

They're basically killing disabled people Raw Yeah Really Well not like Not actually themselves But they're like Because the NHS

Is so shit They're just being like We're going to Put benefits for disabled people to a stage Or like... They can't survive. The only way can get your benefits is by climbing up a ladder. You know?

It's like, you know, you gotta go to this place where there's no elevators and we're on the 30th floor. And if you can crawl up there, we'll give you your two pence. And if the cad will die on the steps. We don't care. Well, that is kind of, yeah,

there is that whole, like, eugenics thing. And then, like, transhumanization. That's another element of it. With eugenics. Yes. Do you see one of Boris's top advisors got fired because of that? Because he made some comment about those pro-ugenics? He was basically very pro-Eugenics back in the day.

Okay. It was like two years ago he was pro-Eugenics, right? He was real like, you know, I'm just saying, he was real big, like, you know, the bell curve and stuff like that? The bell curve, just like a book, it's all about how, like, racial intelligence. Now some races are more intelligent. Oh, okay, right. And that's a genetic thing. It's not because of, you know, like.

societal, environmental factors. It's genetic, yeah. Okay. The white man's smarter because, you know, of genetics? We're white. Okay, yeah, yeah. Jesus Christ.

Yeah, he's really big into that kind of stuff. I know, was he talking about, like, phrenology and stuff in the book? Oh, all that kind of shit. I think he wasn't in the phrenology itself, but he was like, eh, I'm just saying there's some interesting points. Yeah, okay. Like, obviously phrenology's bad, but maybe, uh, they are different. Schools are different. I've got a ruler.

I can put it to the test. I'm just saying, you know, I've got two schools right here. Look at them. So a guy for Boris advisor was pro-Eugenics and got fired, is it? Yeah, I'm going to look up this story now. It happened a while ago. But eugenics, I guarantee it'll become more and more popular. People, yeah, people in power, like, of course, like people that are, you know, have been established, wealthy, aristocracy or whatever,

they've been in power and wealth for such a long time. of course they feel superior because they pretty much are because they have money and wealth and you know like a legacy they can go to Gregs whenever they want they could have us killed and not break a sweat about it you know what I mean yeah his big thing is like people and benefits should kind of like be stopped from having children Jesus yeah you know so it's kind of like if you want your benefits we need your balls you know

we'll give you your five dollars we'll let you into the food bank but i have to cut off your balls and no i don't mean snip them i mean literally cut them off rusty blade with the rustiest knife i could find okay this is boris britain now yeah no there's definitely you know people that live in that world are so detached from reality of course they believe in things like eugenics and like racial purity or whatever it's not even a racial thing necessarily but it's more just like kind of class class and like feeling

superior to the great on washed or the common masses you know I was listening something on BBC Radio 4 recently and I was driving so I wasn't painfully attention yeah but it was basically there was like talking about the old views of slavery and it's kind of like slavery

was on this noble noble thing where like some races obviously not black but some races you could cure true slavery so it's almost like we'll make them slaves for a few years and that will make them better oh and then maybe after a while they might become human Jesus Christ yeah yeah that was the theory behind slavery yeah there's some guy wrote books about it like the kind of the benefits of slavery and like you know of like you know you have them slave they're slaves for like nine

generations okay but during this time we teach him bibba christiancy that's uh it's like a cosmopolitan article 12 ways to please your slave Get the most out of your slave Find your sleeves G-spot But yeah so coronavirus It is scary because I have no fate In the Irish government to contain this No not at all like

Or the health system I mean we're already like You know there's been issues with like Like some maternity wards and stuff Because like there's such a problem with over like population in not over what you know too many patients in the wards not enough space lack of funding not enough facilities that there's actually viruses and illnesses being spread a lot easier babies are getting infections and stuff so this whole like i'm just saying if there

is an outbreak uh the irish health system cannot really accommodate it or do anything even without coronavirus in like in some places like what's that big baby hospital do then uh the rotunda the rotunda. Yeah. And there, like, they're shoving babies in the rooms,

like, and there should be distance between the babies. Yeah. But they don't have, don't have distance, like,

they're shoving them in, like, on one top, like little bunk bed situations, like, yeah. And they charge them

four hundred quid a bed. Yeah, yeah. Some of them just putting them in trash cans. Yeah. Yeah, fucking hell.

I don't know. It's sad. It is, it's kind of scary, but like... Do you see in Iran? The, the help minister got it.

got coronavirus yeah yeah and he was coughing over for his going and just spitting on people fear me but it wasn't the the Chinese doctor that first brought it to everyone's attention he's dead yeah they were like he was like there's a problem they were like no there isn't

you shut up yep then he died yeah he died in Vietnam they had to release a song I saw it's in John Oliver by the way they had to release a song it's basically like don't wash your hands don't touch your face wash your hands don't go into public places

things like that you know teach people right and then people went on TikTok to dance to that song putting the song they're touching their face and stuff yeah I don't know maybe maybe maybe it would be a good thing for the planet if we just you know arrays have the population I'm just saying like a 2% of the population of earth dies yes

yeah what are you going to do you know that's the plot of of Spire Alert here I won't say the show but there's a science fiction show where that turns out that's the main premise of it that what the powers that be

release the virus are creating a virus that will kill off just like 2% okay and to be honest with you in the show they kind of sell

as this like what are you going to be dick and stop us you know this is the best thing we're running out of corn here yeah yeah we're running out of natural resources

and food and waters So let's kill off half the population. You know, they actually, in the show, I should say it. Go on, say it. It's called Utopia. Okay. It's a show that was created by Dennis Kelly, and they're actually doing a remake with Rayne, with Dwight from the office.

It's going to be in it. Oh, Rayne Wilson. Yeah, yeah. Is it a British show? It's a British show, yeah. Okay. Very interesting British show. Utopia.

I wouldn't say it's good. Okay. But it's got a great soundtrack, and it's got interesting ideas. Okay. One of the interesting parts in it is that the government creates this fake virus. Much like Corona, okay? Oh. And then they're selling this vaccine.

And that's the vaccine's going to kill off two percent of the population. Oh. Okay. But they hire celebrities. To endorse it? Yeah. And one of them is Darrow-Breen. Is that right?

Yeah. Darrow-Breen in a show is selling something that's going to kill millions of people. Oh, Jesus. I know. And I'm feeding a bit under the weather. You know, have a cup of tea and a slice of cake and a bit of this vaccination. Oh, you know. Yeah.

What's her name? Oh, crowdwork. Crowdwork. I like math. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, which is funny because Darrow Brin's so big in the science, I wonder that he realized, like, this is what needs to be done.

I wonder if Darrow Brin's kind of like, he read it and he was like, yeah. He thought it was a documentary. He taught us from the home office. He taught us to, oh, we're doing this. Well, it's about time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Jesus, I tell you, get rid of some hecklers, don't you? Oh, God.

Yeah, so, like, it could be a good thing. What if coronavirus kills off? Yeah. lot of people yeah yeah fuck it here what are gonna do you know it's it's gonna happen one way or the other you know i'll just say like there's definitely a lot of people out there and you know what i'm not gonna i'm not gonna i'm not good at small talk so i can i'm not gonna talk about the football or anything like that okay but if a virus killed two percent of the population you know you'd also talk about that yeah yeah it's like who do you lose and it's like i lost boom of appearance

same oh besties let's go for dinner yeah no fucking bitch oh we got up to three percent yeah yeah you know I'm not too worried about it Simon Harrison charged so yeah

it's all gonna be fine that young book will save us all imagine if he just comes up with a cure imagine he just cracks it it's like oh now you want to buy help

do you I thought I was incompetent Oh, you got angry at me Because the cervical check scandal Oh, you mouty bra and your cervical cancer Oh, Jesus Crazy dames Now I got the cure

And you all voted for Sinn Féin Hmm Up the rat indeed Yeah Oh Jesus Me and Lee are going to do We have the antidote And we've taken it

We destroyed the rest good luck yeah it's gonna happen what are you gonna do look we're not you know

I'm working weddings I'm it definitely happen to me yeah I'm interacting people at night like I tell you what you get a lot people go on

like you get a bottle Corona not the virus yeah oh you do you get it no no

I don't I hear Corona of actually the sales have decreased because of that. How fucking stupid is that? Yeah. Well, some people are like sales of Chinese food have gone down. Really? Yeah. Wow. People are like, I'm not going to golden chopsticks now.

I know what they're into. Run by Dara from down the road. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I know what you put in that. MSG. I know, I know it's in chicken balls now. Corona balls. Yeah. I think that's why, I'm not joking. Because the other way

call COVID-19 now? Yeah. I think that's probably because Corona is pretty powerful brand. Yeah, probably. You're right, actually. Yeah, yeah. COVID-19. Well, I think the reason that they initially called it coronavirus is because

Corona's the Latin for crown. And apparently it's shaped, like when you put it under a microscope, it's like in a crown shape or something like that. The bacteria or whatever. That's a fun little fact. Yeah, there you go. I'll go to a hospital. I mean, someone's dying from it. I'm like, guess what?

there's little crowns in you little crowns you're like a king your majesty anyway have fun dying you're gonna die hey yeah I'm like Bob Hope hey yeah

actually I saw a trader for a movie called I think it's called disgrace or deplorable something like that it's about a Miss World contest in Britain in the 80s

does not look like a good movie but Greg Keneer's playing Bob Hope in it oh he does not look like Bob Hope does not sound like Bob Hope Okay It doesn't look good at all Basically it's about like a fashion

A Miss World contest in London And some of the girls are like We god go after that Disobedience That's what it's called Disobedience So like we're going to show them So they come to show up with signs and that

Oh as insane it's sexist Yeah yeah And then Bob Hope's like Hey these crazy dames Gonna ruin my show Hey I'm gonna hit them with an open paw That's why I carry a golf club At all the time

But it looks a bit the plot looks with muddle because it's like them going after miss world and you're like oh i can get that yeah there's also like there's a black woman in it so she's like the first black woman in miss world and she's like this is my time to shine and these fucking women are ruining it for me right okay and then they're like we need to team up to fight bob hope and bob hope because i don't like either of you yeah yeah you're wrong for multiple reasons you make me sick he stole lots of jokes bob hope did it yeah hitching's role whole article about him oh interesting

i don't see i never really um checked out bob hope i don't know it's comedy that well i mean he's really what is he from like the 50s yeah yeah yeah yeah he's proper old school hey there tubby why stop eating some money cakes hey is that a joke is that something he'd say like yeah hey look at look at your wife over there how much okay yeah yeah i can see what you're a fan yeah very similar stuff yeah yeah yeah i want to go up on the stage of a golf club sometimes just threaten people like someone like you'll be great if i get up there with a golf club i'm just swinging it no casually like not threateningly yeah i'm like yeah okay anyway yeah yeah and then they give me light and i just ignore it and then smash the light with the golf club

no and then like you know i run like five minutes over and someone tries to get me off stage and i'm like get back and start swinging around i hit some moddies member in the head these girls turn a ruin missed world well yeah disobedience isn't even in the film does not look interesting yeah it doesn't sound very good I'm not uh Greg Ceneer is a weird choice to play Bob Hope Nah

I don't know Greg Cineer's alright It's good to see Greg Cineer in anything I suppose Yeah good for him Yeah he's still trying Remember he was in as good as he gets I've never actually seen as good as it gets Oh really? Yeah it's good

Is it? Yeah it's a Oh, good. It's a Jack Nicholson, plays like a homophobic guy. Oh, okay. He's called, he calls, Greg Ceneer's a gay guy, and he calls, um, uh, Greg Cineer, F-A-G for the entire movie. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

Calls him a cigarette, eh? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. For the entire movie. And even, like, the whole joke is, like, he learns that, like, hey, you're all right. For a fag. Okay. Yeah, yeah.

And that won Oscar. Oh, good. And see why the Academy like. that. Pretty cat and he's like, here look, Jack, he says we're all right. Jack's back.

Yeah. Hey, you fair. Yeah. Let's move on something else. I'm finished college now. Are you? Yeah. Forever?

For second year. Really? Now it's just placement. Oh, right. So you're just in work. I'm trying to switch. Yeah, yeah. I actually, at this stage I'd rather do an unpaid placement in

somewhere good really then yeah okay wow then what i'm doing at the moment you're really not liking it oh i'm really not liking i tried i've had a few places i won't say which places actually one place i did an interview for right and the guy was literally like um uh i got out a car and the guy was like uh at the door okay it's a small place like and it's like it's when the place wasn't open okay all right so he's outside and i got out and he's like oh you doing yeah yeah yeah yeah i'll talk to you the i'll do the interview in a minute yeah cool cool um and he staffed about my life and he was like what do you do and i was like well i did film first and i didn't like it so i um moved on to events he's like yeah yeah i'm the same i did um a music thing for a while it didn't work out and i

went into hiring i hire people in fact i'm very good of hiring people like i can even tell the way you got out of car i can tell if i'm to hire you or not what yeah jesus christ the fact that you're wearing clothes i was like hey this kid's got it no i was like this guy, this kid fucked up. Oh, really? If you showed up naked, I respect you. Wait, so, how did he even go into date?

I could tell how you get out of the car. Yeah, whether I want to hire you or not. Well, that's just mental. Yeah, that's mental. Yeah, if I didn't go into it after that. What a fucking idiot. He was like, yeah, I can tell if I want to hire you or not. Guys.

Anyway, I'll give you a tour to place. Okay. I was like, is that good thing or fancy? He sounds mental. Not even retarded, like, just fucking psychotic. Yeah, well, that's what? I can tell how you get out of that car. If you get the right.

stuff you got a big dick don't you yeah i can tell i can tell show it by the way i hold it here and grab it i can tell i can tell i got the six cents baby i know what it is yeah yeah yeah so i'm looking for a new place that's hilarious but it's kind of annoying because like i'm miss i'm going to miss the big uh well one thing it's rag week oh is it it's rag week and dkot this week party whew it'd be funny i was saying before to james if there's a because we're in a student gaff right now recording upstairs you're funny if they had a full-on

rag week party downstairs we're just like keep it down yeah yeah we're recording a podcast we come down in robes being like we're trying to record a podcast like hair curls and his mask on respect the art of podcasting okay enough of that beer pong all right

kids put down those spliff smokes much go study you have dead beats a bunch of beatniks yeah so ragwigs going on And the week after that, it's going to be in college elections. Oh. That's always fun. Is it?

Yeah. Yeah, I remember when I was in DIGAT people got, Who you voting for is like, it doesn't matter. Leave me along. Yeah. Don't talk to me. I'll watch Russell Brown's video. I'm not voting.

Well, like, you know, in a student election in DQIT, like, you're very powerless when you're... Could you think of less stakes of something that mattered less than that, really? Yeah. And they're so, like, in your face is like hey man don't you want change I was like cop the fuck on you know I actually respect

someone who goes just like yeah I want because you get a free car and get a lot of pussy yeah yeah I respect that yeah but it's sad when there's some people that go and are like I want to make a change I want to make things better I want to make um Dundalk more friendly and inclusive minorities

good look with that oh here now hey I'm not working for that yeah yeah it is funny like you know the hostings that like the debates okay and then like uh the last it's nearly always like how are you gonna make ragweed better this people are like way and then someone's like what about um more disability ramps boo no one cares we can all walk point dexter whoa then the other guy gets up what if uh more disability ramps so we can race them huh yeah yeah we party

yeah cameras in the girls locker room awesome yeah yeah I was thinking it'd be funny like we treat it like the like you know the way chapo trap house they follow

they go to like all the debates and like they follow all like the caucuses and stuff like that yeah and give live news we actually do that with the Dundalk election and we show up with little hats

with the paper sticking out of it like old timing news paper reporters okay and then we all keep them all being draft dodgers are you a communist huh you working for the red army boy uh have you ever served vietnam no i'm 20 exactly i arrest my case i'll rest my case your honor your honor there's just someone on a white code comes up and takes you away i remember last year during the debates um one girl was like um you know we got work on um um um um

funding for like mental health you know and also sexual health you know how many people here will admit that they've had an STD in the past and I was like way oh because no one else made a noise like oh you actually made a noise

yeah yeah but I didn't even do it like a funny way I was just like you were expecting everyone to go woo yeah I don't know people don't like to admit to that stuff I was feeling horny yeah I was like yeah

okay clomedia digital monsters but no one else sang along no no and they asked you to leave yeah yeah would you would you like to do that if we showed up with when we no and actually do it live no well for one I'm not a student so

already that's weird yeah no plus I'm 30 so there's just too many creepy angles I'm here to record a podcast sir have you been drinking I'm here you little I'm a journalist that's how we do it. Have you ever seen

good night and good luck? I'm one of Murrow's boys. Oh my God. So yeah, no, not to be a

not to, you know, be a party pooper, but no, I'd be very uncomfortable doing that. I've gone really big into journalism now

because you know the way like, journalism is kind of like comedy where there's like just really good stuff and then there's Bill Cosby. Okay. You know,

it's a wide range, you know, it's like anyone can be a comedian. Journalists are the same where there's like, you know, like, people who like break the fucking Watergate story. Yes.

You know, Woodward and Bird's scene and it's like fucking BuzzFeed, TMZ style stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like people going to like, let's try and get a picture of Kobe's uh, course. Daughter's burnt corpse. Yeah. And whoever does get it gets a $20 bonus. And like, yeah, let's do it.

Like they'll report the debt before the coroner reports it. Yeah. And they'll leak pictures and stuff. There's even that other one that goes like to a further extreme the national inquirer yeah we hear that like they full-on release like pictures of dead celebrities and stuff like is jennifer lopez an alien yes for like 20 years their headline has always been brad and jennifer getting back together question mark them in the open it's like they're not getting back together it's pure trash we'll see i used to work in like uh shops and stuff so it be on the shelf so i would flick through it like to be but

you know like it's uh it has just about as much substance as like uh all those other trash like fucking okay magazine or hello and all that shit that's like and now people are like oh maybe these things are bad ever since your one killed herself people are like oh maybe printing pictures of somebody who's like you know got no makeup on and zooming in and their cellulat will make them feel bad all those fucking dicks as well for like two days after carling flat killed herself to like maybe we should all look at ourselves and uh you know maybe take it all in and maybe maybe we should learn something about this and not make people kill themselves yeah and then two days later they're like they're rewatching love island yeah yeah yeah and then immediately

they're like who's the next person we can cyber bully to death come on lads just a bit of banter come on there's definitely somewhere in like okay magazine just like a tally of like who's got the most suicides oh yeah yeah and when caroline flat killed herself There's one guy It was like, bingo! It was my article pushed over the edge.

Got it. I was the first one think of the words flack and attack. Flack attack. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what did it. Yeah.

Well, what a great day. I got a little bonus because of that because that woman killed herself. Oh, how do we get on to this? We're talking with the National Enquirer.

Journalism. Oh, journalism, right, yeah. So I was going to lead into, I saw Dark Water. Oh, the movie, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, this is something I've been thinking about,

And I haven't heard anyone in Reddit talk about this or anyone on the internet. I need to talk to someone about this. Okay. And I try to talk to women about this. And they're like, get away from me. So, Darkwater, it's about the company DuPont. Okay. Who developed Teflon.

Right. Teflon, you put on pans, you put it on carpet, all that. And it's, yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Turned out the old style for Teflon had a poisonous residue. Okay. Okay. That they were dumping in a river?

Yeah. right beside a farm and the guy's cows like their teeth went black and stuff like that and they all died and he was like my cows are dying

and do punt themselves were like yeah that's because that's your fault you're a bad farmer you probably fed them wrong yeah you gave them the wrong seed

that's why they got massive tumours the size of your dog you know they had tumors the size of dormations like and then they were like

yeah well you know you probably watered them wrong probably left mountain the sun too much that's why yeah um it wasn't only that like like factory workers were giving birth to like babies with like one eye and stuff like that oh really so there were a lot and people were like getting sick and stuff yeah lots

people getting cancer stuff like that right okay and then uh just legal firm takes the case mark ruffalo's the main liar right and at first it's like you can't go against dupont he's like it's just a small land dispute it's no big deal yeah and then the main guy from dupont is like yeah yeah no bother no bother and then mark ruff was like can we get a few papers off you and he's like go fuck yourself i'll burn you down i'll kill your wife your wife's pregnant is she not for much longer i got a teflot and the shit out of that bitch yeah yeah yeah he like and this is like in a dinner party okay everyone else like and he proper like reacts he probably screams go fuck yourself oh wow ruffalo and everyone else the party's like well i never and tim robins is the head of

the legal firm and he's like you pissed him off now hope you know what you're doing yeah mark ruffalo I was like, is the young hot shot liar is out for justice? Yeah. Okay. So the thing

I was questioning, so this film, it goes from 97 to 2015. That's how long the case took. Right. Because at every step, DuPont,

we're like, yeah, it's going to take us about five years to get those papers for you. Yeah, and then when it did, they're like,

we've given you papers for the last, we've given you like, papers that would fill a fucking small airplane hanger, you know, like that.

Yeah. So in a click from 98 Mark Ruffalo was talking to his wife Anne Hathaway

Okay And in the background The TV And in the TV Aquitine Hunger Force is on Oh And it wasn't In 98

Was it not around No I never watched it Aquitaine Hunger Force Start in 2000s Oh okay Now this actually ruined my entire

Enjoying as a film Because the whole time I wanted to go out And check on my phone It's like Did it start in 19th Okay

798 Right, okay So the whole time I was thinking about that So as we're watching babies Being born Deformed With one eye

I'm like Yeah, that's bad And all that But why did they have Then the background Because that must have been A choice Okay

Yeah The fact that they picked Aquatine Hunger Force Of all the show A stoner Al Swim comedy Yeah That was hard

On the back Like they hardly It's filmed On the background No it's true They selected that For a reason And out of all the

Things they could have Picked Like just have a new like if you want especially for a period piece it seems quite specific yeah for a period piece the most obvious thing is have like a news report with bill clinton in the background right or like let's say like some baseball game that americans would know yeah just some big thing that happened around 98 but the fact that it's acquitaine hunger for us and it's actually an episode like it's dem it's a fucking talking milkshake like there's no way you can like yeah and it's like a real close-up of fucking frylock talking seven hour watch it so i don't know yeah it's like a talking milkshake it fucking meatball Okay Yeah, yeah And it's not even like

So it's like It'd be different If it was like I don't know Like a small clip But it's in the background For like the entire speech that he gives

To Anne Hathaway I don't know I'm And this is directed by Todd Hines He's like a British director Yeah Todd Haynes

Haynes I really doubt He's big into fucking adult swim No He's like big into Tim and Eric That's uh Yeah that is interesting

why would he have chosen that or like i mean i'm sure like if so you think it's not an oversight they know it started into thousand and have chosen to it's a very it's a very weird mistake yeah yeah well maybe it's uh his way of saying this is what happens you get distracted by the cartoons you don't focus on the real issues brian support that's what he did but it would be like if i did a tv show set in the 80s okay and ER was playing in the background. It'd be just such a weird, like, why is this in the background?

Yeah, I don't know. They must have had to do rights, I assume, would they? Yeah, it seems so, yeah. You know, it's also weird. Aquitaine Hunger Force also plays in the background of a Breaking Bad episode. Really? Yeah, Walt Jr. loves it, which kind of makes sense.

Because he's high on the weed. Yeah, yeah. Slurring his speech, you can't walk properly. He's all doped up. That was his pride. He's just smoking most weed. He's just smoking that endo, that droves. I wonder what he's done.

I'm going to look up actually right now. Nothing. Nothing. He actually tried to pitch, like, a sequel to Breaking Bad that fought, like, where his character takes over as the drug kingpin. Yeah. Like, you want my crystal, man? No, I don't think I like that. You really do forget about him, don't you?

Yeah. I think even as the show went on, they were like, oh. Ayrating, very irritating character. Yeah, but they were like, oh, do we have a subplot with him? No. No, let's have in the background I tell you what, even in season five where they go and buy cars

I didn't really like season five of breaking about like some bits were good but I don't know I think they kind of lost the run of themselves but yeah it's a very annoying character he appeared in coverage

of the Rio Paralympic games yeah what's he gonna say I don't know what's he going to say it's just going to be like yeah they're disabled just like me except

you know they can snowboards or whatever no it's a Rio game so I don't know They can run a relay race I can act Kind of

Not really Let's see what television's done He plays a lot of disabled People Yeah, I would imagine so Yeah He was in a pilot for a show Called Switch to Bert

Betraying Campbell A student paralyzed from a snowboarding accident Oh, that's interesting Because you were talking about snowboarding Yeah Oh yeah, that's it Yeah We're kind of coming up on near an hour

we're kind of yeah well let's let's take us something better to end up yeah our gym might's filmography let's go to you're literally

reading his credits in Wikipedia I was like I think this show maybe I think we've run our doors and tutting at them we've jumped the shark

here we go to all the sacred cows that should have been dark dark water should have been like Mark Ruffler going after RJ might

he's responsible so anyway dark waters would recommend there's a real kind of like finchery spot

like kind of feel where yeah it's just a lot of it's just photocopy and highlighting things and just kind of right you know because the real story is very the real story is fucked up yeah they they're still going like it's still happening well like they've kind of like they're obviously they've changed the forming now some more people aren't being poisoned now okay uh but what happened is because du pont such an old company that they only set up the fucking standards of chemicals and of that in like the 70s. Okay. And DuPont's got grandfathered in.

Right. So DuPont were like, yeah, we don't have anything dangerous in our chemicals. And the new government agency was like, all right. Yeah. Why would you like? And didn't like test, check it on? Okay. DuPont had their own scientist to test it.

Oh, okay. Yeah. And they actually have some deformed people in it. Oh, really? Yeah, plain. Wow. Deformed people, obviously. Yeah.

Probably shouldn't say deformed differently looking. Yeah. stay whatever you want who cares coronavirus gonna kill us all anyway and anyway Mark Ruffalo spends years in the case

and eventually he has like a mini stroke because he's so stressed out oh really yeah wow there's a bit where a CGI cow attack someone that I'm high on Teflah

the cow's lick in the pan that's hilarious yeah that's one bit I was like you could take now attack of the mutant cows yeah whereas like in a different director

that could have being like a full like 20 minute scene of like you know they're all they're chasing they're in the house and the cows are getting through the wall and like you know one guy who's got an accent here's jenny and the old farmer's like ruffalo you got to go i'll stay here you won't make it i know oh jeez tell my wife tell my wife i love i got killed by a cow she'll know what it means does this happen. If there's a video afterwards he plays the will. If you're watching this,

I've been killed by a cow. Thanks, DuPont. So he gets a stroke. Tim Robbins is really good. You know, he's actually surprisingly good on it. Bill Pullman. Oh. He shows up near the end playing a lawyer who, and it's very obvious he was drinking on set. Oh, really? Yeah.

He's mumbling his words. A few times like, I don't know what he's saying right now. Yeah, he's very mummally like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's kind of doing a sudden thing as well. He's like, oh, you're on, I guess it's okay to poison people in your world. Yeah. Let's get a drink. Like, there's one bit in it where, like, um, um, he's talking to the judge, and he says something like, uh, um, they're regulating themselves.

Woo! Like that. Oh, really? Yeah. Well, obviously, in the script, I was probably like, uh, um, they're, um, they're regulating themselves. script that was probably like a sarcastic woo yeah but he does a proper like woo like rick flare yeah yeah he's great in it okay as a drunken mess i wouldn't really because i don't really rate him like you know i never i can't remember ever going wow bill pullman was great on that no he's

also in the sinner i hate that show do you get to a bit where i'm terrible stepping on his fingers yeah yeah yeah it's terrible i'll watch up there and i came so no I didn't finish it What was the Jessica Beale got molested I don't even Yeah I think it was something like that It was awful man It was awful

And I even watched the second season And I don't know why Was your friend watching it I think it was on in the gaff or something Yeah but like But then I did watch a couple episodes by myself Just like I'll just see where this ends I was a little shite man

Trash Speaking of TV shows You know power Yeah The other way it's over Yeah There's gonna be fight spin-offs.

Oh, fuck off. Yeah, yeah. It's going to be five spin-offs. And it's all going to be, it's like Power Book 2, Power Book 3, Power Book 4. It's just another, like, trash, softcore porn type TV show. One of them's going to be a 50-cent prequel. One's going to be, you know, Tommy the white guy while the plaques are free. He is awful.

That guy cannot fucking act at all. It's going to be a show by him. He's terrible. It's going to be him going to... Yeah, what's with his face? He looks like a wax statue. Yeah. He looks real weird.

I imagine it's Botox Yeah He cannot fucking act either Like well maybe the Botox is fucking up his ability To make facial expressions But nah he's awful Like he's by far the worst person in it Which is saying something

Because there's a lot of bad actors in it Yeah Well this is going to be him like I don't know what he's doing In it I think he goes to a different town When he tries to start a new career It's like Joey

Yeah he's going to try and start an acting career and there's people I'm like Are you a murderer? Yeah but I'm on days of our lives How you doing? Yeah Yeah

Imagine if They did like a friend's reunion And they brought everyone back But they couldn't get Matt LeBlanc He's the one that's holding out Yeah He's the one just can't get I'm doing top gear

Yeah I'm just fine Yeah He's not even doing top gear anymore Oh is he not? No Okay God

I think that's why he's doing the reunion. Yeah, yeah. Well, I'm pretty sure they were all kind of desperate for it except for Jennifer Aniston. Yeah, it's so funny how Aniston just, like, sailed away and had such a great career. But she, you told me this. I did, I thought it was an actual, like, they were doing like a one-off episode, but it's just them sitting down for an interview. Yeah, probably with Ellen or someone. How is that a reunion, you know?

Well, it's first time it's happened. Yeah, I guess. But they're really hoping that people would be tricked and think, like, oh, my God, it's going to be them. They're all back. That's what I thought. I thought it was going to be like an episode of like, yeah, yeah. Whatever. Fuck it.

Yeah. Hopefully coronavirus kills one of them before they can actually get the reunion made. Oh my God. That'd be great. No, because then they'd be like... Matthew Perry, he's definitely got the weakest immune system out of them all. He's on Instagram now. Is he?

He's the last one. Okay. And now all the girls in my class are like, oh, he's so funny. Oh, really? Yeah, because he just post clips of old friends, like, just pictures of a, like, just pictures of a, like, them on set and stuff like that and like make a little joke and be like oh he's really he's such a chandler

oh my god yeah wow yeah he's such a chandler you know he was like so fucking whacked on like crystal meth and opiates that he doesn't even remember filming half that shit like I would really respect it if they incorporate

it's actually a reunion a proper union and they incorporated all that like his drug yeah so like monica's like I haven't seen chandler in 15 years and then they go on the last episode where he's pushing the stroller he just ran up with the babies and sold them both for a fucking crack

he sold fucking uh those two cold oh yeah old twin yeah yeah those two guys Zach and Cody yeah he sold Zach and Cody for a bit of crack you always so funny if they're like Monica's like haven't seen Chandar in 15 years and she turns on TV and he's debating

drugs with Peter Hitchens was that on news night where he was like yeah we need to help addicts and Peter H's like no we don't you're bloody scam

yeah they're worse than foreigners what are we like here now one hour one hour yeah you got anything else just saying the friends reunion will be just kind of like

everyone's slapping each other on the back yeah just like aren't we great weren't we funny oh Courtney when you put that turkey in your heads that was that was genius And is it going to be Ellen or is that issue guessing? I think the rumor is Ellen. This could change.

This could change, but like it wouldn't make sense in terms of like So self-indulgent. Yeah, is that or fucking I'd rather that than fucking James Gordon. Oh, he wouldn't get it. They wouldn't give it to him. No, it'd go to like Fallon or even Kimmel before

him. I can definitely see Kimmel doing it. Yeah. I know Fallon might, no, I tell you what, because he's Disney. He's ABC. this is HBO Max so this is like they really want to like push this HBO Max brand uh yeah so I don't know it'll be shite I couldn't care less about it I'm surprised I haven't milked it more like Friends the animated series a Gunter spin off where's Gunther not yeah yeah what's Gunther at right now wearing fucking Rachel's skin he's probably getting mugged right now

I mean the actor it's literally happening to him right now I was gone to her. I love, like, whenever they interview him, he's always like like, yeah, he should bring it back, yeah. He's got like a full beard. And he's just like, yeah, I think it'd be great if we brought it back.

He's lived in the woods. Yeah, no, yeah, it's cool. Just sweating on a call for my agent. Yeah, yeah. I just blew up the federal building. Oh, God. I bet you he wasn't even allowed to look at the rest of the cast on set. Oh, yeah. I guarantee, he um he's kept in a cage that reunion he's not

he's just been pulled at a stick they'll piss on him except aniston does he like it yeah he's not worthy of her piss yeah

anyway we're gonna we're gonna head off there that was a fun one you guys have been lovely yeah I know don't don't yeah I'm just thinking about Aniston's piss I bet it's lovely like

yeah I bet it is yeah you pay top dollar for that and someday who knows maybe we'll get to find out yeah if the podcast goes well yeah get her on please piss on us why do people keep asking me to do this all right please we're your little piss piss babies hashtag brian and james she's like i don't get this hashtag