Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 62 : The Whacky Happy Incel Hour

Episode Date: March 6, 2020

We talk Studio 60, Hot Summer Nights, Rocky,

And we're back for another one. Dogs are getting coronavirus. Oh shit, you hit record? Yeah, I did, yeah. Wow. I like to trick you. You're blindside me there. I was, uh, had my head in my phone.

Yeah, I always try and like surprise you. Yeah. The perfect case scenario would be if I'd sneak in your sleep. And hit record. Yeah, I just kick you in the head and press record. You're like, oh, what the fuck? Oh, welcome to the show. And because I'm a consummate professional.

And I like, hey, all right. Hey, everybody, you're listening to the Colin Jim Jim, Jim radio show. Brian, I was expecting the sand man, but I got the O'Toole man. Hey, I'm improv in here. I just woke up. What do you want for me? Is your refrigerator running? I mean, out of my head. Oh, I smell burning toast. You know what I want to do, actually? We have another prank call on the show yet. No.

Now, I'm working somewhere at the moment, but I'm planning to leave soon. Okay. So I'm already planning on what kind of prank I can call. I love to prank my boss in the moment. Really? And be like, you know, is your penis running? because it's small you know something like that

something real clever is your wife allergic to knives in the face guess how I know that yeah you better go catch it yeah I was thinking of like let's say I quit the place

okay but then I send in a new CV looking for a job on the CV I have my managers down as a reference okay wait what let's say I leave the four seasons that's what I'm working okay

okay yeah and then I send the new CV in and I'll say like a manager of the four seasons I'm looking for a reference oh right right just to fuck with him and he's like what's going on here and he gets his car and it blows up like a casino

and then we just hear a voice over I know this is the work of Brian O'Toole I don't know what I was with this crazy kid as soon as he came in I know he was going to be my downfall what could I do I loved him I just was coped up all the time what a diamond

Yeah, I'm Sharon Stone Yeah, you're Sharon Stone I'm tying the kid to the bed And getting fucked by fucking James Woods Joe Pesci as well They both bang her in that James Woods That's his best role I think

He's great Oh, do you ever see him in Once Upon a Time in America He's great I didn't finish once in a time in America It's a long movie, it's four hours It wasn't anything new with the film It was just that I watched it

And I was like, oh shit I've got like stuff to do Yeah, yeah In my life I don't know I like to watch it like I always watch it around Christmas time like one a day

when I've got nothing going on. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. How many, how have you watched it? Three, three or four? Well, I need to catch up. That's like my next big thing I need to watch. Yeah, it is.

It's four hours long. That's a fucking Christmas is a good time because literally it's just like, you know, you've nowhere to go and nothing to do, so you might as well chill out. I've been watching a few films. Oh, you've got a little list there.

I keep a list of everything I've watched in 2020. You watched do the right thing. Yeah. Recently. I remember you tell me about that. I think we talked about in the podcast. Did we?

Yeah. Oh, okay. Like, you know, I'll tell you. A lot of what? Whoa, you stamped yourself there. Wait, see, you've watched all those. Yeah. Did you watch Dr. Sleep?

Did you talk about that as well? I don't know if we did talk about. I think we did actually. Oh, okay. Dr. Sleep, not so great. Natural born killers. King in New York with Christopher Walken. Yeah, that was great.

That was great. Yeah, yeah. God, like, you watched that and you're like, oh my God, this black guy is so good. What's his name? Morbius. Oh, you mean Morpheus, and that's Lawrence Fishburn? Lawrence Fishburn. Larry Fishburn is he's called back in the day.

Larry, oh, I tell you what, actually, that brings me to something. Lawrence Fishburn, right? Yeah. Oh, wait, no, we talked about that already as well. His daughter is porn? Yeah, and Spielberg's daughter's daughter, yeah. Man, I need to stop smoking weed. Holy shit.

Wasn't Fishburn like, I don't like this? He was like, I'm going to, he tried to actually buy, like, all the copies. It's like, so the producer was like, hey, this is great just keep making more fucking Morpheus will spend

his Matrix money on that's why they're making Matrix for because Morpius is broke trying to buy up his daughter's porn you can take the blue pill

or you can jerk off over my daughter oh okay let me think about that excellent we've entered a matrix but don't look at that

don't look at that go over to that section because that's just my daughter. I tell you, I watched the first two Rocky movies. Okay. The first one's pretty good, man. First one's like a legit film. Yeah, yeah.

First one's good. You're always surprised. Even the second one isn't awful either. It's funny. The second one has a lot of the stuff that people think is in the first one. Yeah, that's right. Like the steps and the chasing the chicken and all that stuff. Yeah, all that stuff is in the second one that became more iconic and kind of like parodied as well.

Yeah. Like those first two films you can watch and be like, yeah, that's a good. little, like, two-movie run. But it just gets so much worse. And who would have thought, like, when was the first one? 79? Yeah, yeah. And he's still, like, Creed 2 was when, like, two years ago? Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, ridiculous. So, Creed 2 ends with him going to see his son. Okay. The son in the, yeah. Yeah. In the fifth one, his son, his teenage son, in real life, played his son in the movie. And then that son grew up to become

a heroin addict who died in a hotel. room you know who else like michael douglas's son did the same thing is he dead too yeah michael douglas's son um uh was a comedian no way comedian hooked on drugs died yeah holy shit wow yeah you know tom hanks's son not calling the other one he's a rapper yeah what's his name fucking uh faux dizzle or something fo dizzle yeah same with diana deluces son's a rapper as well no way and he does any and one of his lyrics is like you think it's hard to black Try being the son of an Oscar winning actor No way you know what

You may think it's hard being black But I think it's harder being the son of Christy Brown Yeah There you go Yeah he's always going to stop by the police And stuff like that So yeah What I'm talking about

So yeah So Creed 2 ends Not to spoil Creed 2 that much But he goes to his son His son is in Canada Yeah Wink wink heaven Okay

So be funny if the creed to end of him going like, I'm going to go see my son and he walks to a room and the young creed's like Rocky, that's not the airport why are you doing? Bang!

Sir, gun, chat. I got to do what I got to do. My kid needs me. Hey, I'm coming. And then after that, Stallone was like, that's the last Rocky. I think that's a great way to end it.

We're going to do their creed, but it'll just be creed. Rocky's down the picture. Okay. Now, so Rocky Balboa is gone. man no no he changed his mind oh okay he this is what he says okay there's going to be another creed movie creed tree he's going to be in it as a coach right but there'll also be another rocky movie okay and this will be him like creed it'll be him finding an immigrant an undocumented

immigrant and training him out of the box oh my god he wants to he's thinking about doing a rocky prequel series but rocky's a kid okay and that'll be a tv show jesus christ he's really you have to handed to him he's been dining out on this for his whole life really like you know look at but so interesting how like look at like um uh who'd be a good example uh Stephen Seagall

yeah he does movies now in their direct video yes and no one cares no Stallone somehow has still managed to and he'll latch onto a black director and be like you're going to make creed and then like he'll get nominated for a fucking Oscar yeah yeah yeah to be honest yeah he's very he like

when I heard about idea for creed i rolled my eyes kind of thing oh that's just a dumb cash crab but then to see the actual um like i've never watched it so but i heard it's decent i refused to watch it i heard it's decent i don't know i didn't watch it for religious reasons but the fact that he actually managed to do something that everybody thought would be a joke but actually have it be considered you know you know you know pretty credible it's a film and blah blah blah you know because again he is really playing the race part and it meant a lot of people well you know well there's So many black fighters out there were like, yeah, this fucking inspired me.

Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, this really was affecting me. Okay. Yeah, there's a lot of black people out there really affected by this. And I kind of forget sometimes that, like, other people watch movies. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

My scene was just me. And it should be catered to me in that scene. Yeah, yeah. If there's no white character, that's why I would do the white thing confuse me. Who am I meant to me? Yeah, wait, am I a Korean or Italian? What's correct? but yeah like

I was listening to a podcast called The Rwatchables and they had a black film critic on it and he was talking about like in the black community this was a really big deal yeah and the white hosts were like

you know what are you doing in here who left the door on log yeah a black man in the podcast what will they think of next what next stealing the white

Man's art form. What next? A female secretary? Yeah, is there anything as a white person's art form? Yeah, podcasting is the widest art form ever. Hello, listen to know our podcast. We do it on our own in a room and we talk to ourselves. And we just expect that people want to hear it.

It's the most self-indulgent, narcissistic, deluded fucking thing. Nobody's listening. to it, Brian. We're fucking idiots. And black people are like, so do people like it? That's some white people's shit right there. Yeah. So I watched the first two Rocky. I like him. I'm going to finish him. I want to watch Rocky Tree.

Rocky Three is a lot of fun because it's Mr. T. Yeah, Clubber Lang. Clubber Lang. Yeah. The kind of like rumor is that there might be Lang's son in the third greed. Oh, because in the second one, wasn't it? Drago.

Dregos son. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So now it's just going to be like, yeah. Culberland son. Mr. T. Jr. Yeah. Who could play Mr. T. Jr.? I'd love it was Mr. T.

If they've gone hooked on steroids and he comes back and he like. Oh, where is Mr. T now? What does he look like? He hosted a show on BBC Radio 3 a few years ago called World's Funniest Fools. Oh, wow. And he did it dressed up in Mr. T costume, but it looks like he's going through chemo. he doesn't look healthy at all and he's like oh you I

I pity the fool Peter the fool who is on dialysis I get no blame or have a function of the kidneys Help me please It was just drooling It was like him going like

Look at a picture of a man falling over A like no banana And then he didn't like That's the fool and coughs of blood I watched two Rocky movies I watched a few good men I've never seen it

oh that's I want the truth Yeah That's Sorkin Soorkin movies When I watched him I can't not think about Sorkin Okay Yeah As in like he's got a very distinct style

It's a very distinct thought that almost takes you out of it It's almost like Like a Wes Anderson film Yeah, yeah, you're just thinking about that whole time But this is like Early Sorkin So it's not as refined Okay

And it's... Plus he wouldn't have had as much Cloud back then So it's probably a lot more influenced by studio and producer You know, it's a Rob Reiner Aaron Sorkin production Which is a bad mix I think

Yeah Fincher makes more sense Because it's more like And the Rob Reiner tries to make it like Kind of sweet Yeah, he's playing like all this Sappy music Yeah

And he's trying to make it like More powerful than it is I think, like, Fincher is a more kind of cynical director. Yeah, I get, like, how he gets, like, yeah, okay, I get you. That was all right. It was fun, like... A few good men is the one with Tom Cruise and Jack Nicholson. I want the truth.

Basically, what happens is, there's a soldier, it's not very good at being a soldier. Okay. So these other soldiers, batter him. Okay. And they're meant to just batter them. It's called Cold Reds when you batter a soldier, like, a bit like a full metal jacket. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah.

Cold Red? Oh, that's an actual thing. yeah yeah they put they put like a drag down his mouth and battering but they go a bit too hard and he dies okay yeah and then the two soldiers are like they're like they're not revealing anything they're like well would you shit happens yeah they're like yeah they're like yeah and um cruise is like huh it might be this really powerful general but i don't know and then demie moore's like you gotta go after him because truth and justice the american way and he's like yeah i will because you're hot yeah yeah i saw you in stripteese yeah oh yeah she got paid like talk about an

indecent proposal baby yeah and it turns out Nicholson was the one who ordered the cold reds

yeah but he that's why you can't handle the truth his old point is like yeah

he was a shit soldier he put other people's lives in the line sometimes he got a batter him

and if my men went a bit too hard so it's proof that he was fucking weak yeah that's why he can't

handle the truth you can't handle the truth and you kind of walk away I'm like, yeah. You agree with Jack Nicholson? Right, you know.

Yeah. I mean, they betray the soldiers kind of a weak thing. It's like, I want to be moved. They're mean to me. They made me run up a hill. I had to get up at 5 a.m. And I like to get up at 4.30.

Yeah. They won't let me smoke weed or watch, I know, Seinfeld. I want to eat cereal, watch Seinfeld. But they say there's a war. Oh, fuck. What's up for? funny as well in the movie is like David made this when there wasn't really an active war going on

so Cuba's the big enemy Oh yeah they're like What year is it 90? It's 90 something But I think it was just before Desert Storm or something No because the Desert Storm was 93 wasn't it? Maybe it was after Day or something Yeah yeah but there was no active war going on right there

So the whole thing's like Cuba could be a shred Okay right And Nicholson's great he says He says a few geyslers in it Oh perfect That's when he's at his best Yeah yeah That's when everyone's at their best.

Again, unscripted. He does a lot of, like, you know, Demi Moore's, like, above Tom Cruise, like, positioned. Oh, so it's like, you take your orders from a chick. Yeah, from a bra, yeah. From a bra. Yeah, you know, nothing better than getting sucked off. Getting sucked off by woman and power.

This is his actual words, okay? Unfortunately, I'm a general, so unless depressing becomes a woman, I won't be able to experience that. Because the president's the only person who's hired in him. Wow. Yeah, he's like, unfortunately. Wait, that's the actual line. Nothing better to be sucked off by a woman in power.

Yeah, by a woman who's above you. Jesus Christ. And he's talking about how, like, it's shame that the president will never be a woman. Because I ain't voting for that Elizabeth Sanders, bitch. That fake Indian. Oh, my God. She's not even Native America. Yeah, I heard about that, yeah.

Yeah. Nificent just goes off in the 90s and no one knows what you mean. he's good you'd be better for some parody so much okay yeah it is like uh well yeah in the simpsons they paraded it is yeah loads of things like what else well i can't oh you can't can you not you can't mad about you toochet paul riser yeah paul riser says it perfect yeah who's the girl mad about you holly holly no it's holly hunter hunter's the one in i think it's holly hunt oh it might be hunter's like bonnie hunt maybe Holly Hunt Holly Hunter Is an Oscar winning actress

Yeah she's in Ozark Right That's Laura Dern No it's not I don't think so Oh god Let's let's go back to IMDB Yeah

Yeah this is not fun for the listener By the way It is Just type in Ozark It's not Laura Dern I know that much What was Laura Dern in then Marriage story

Yeah And she was great in that Even though she was a big liar And her Orin Lini. We were both wrong. Let's look I'm mad about you. Let's look at Mad About You. Yeah.

This is the Mad About You podcast. I heard actually, do you remember like when the Sony hack happened? Yeah, Helen Hunt. Helen Hunt. When the Sony hack happened, right? And a bunch of emails got leaked. Apparently there was emails leaked from Paul Reiser where he was like begging like Sony to like or whoever owned the rights to like mad about you to like, please make it into a DVD. series i need the money and stuff like that yeah he was like begging them basically like please i need

this can you imagine like you're at your worst okay yeah let's say like he's probably got pay alimony yeah he's like desperate and he's like he like he wakes up he's probably drinking when he's wrote that okay and he wakes up next thing he's like oh my god that was me and my worst but at least at least only the execs we'll see yeah yeah now it just gets the leaked and he's like no i'll never get the mad about you spin off now no one will respect paul The good name of Paul Reiser. Actually, Paul Reiser is in Beverly Hills Cop, though, we were talking about earlier. Oh, is it? And he's very funny in it. He's great, yeah. He's good. He did a sitcom pilot a while ago, where it was like Kirby Enthusiasm, so he played himself. I actually watched a bit of that. It was not good. And what's his name? Umid Jeli.

Ahmed Di Jali. Yeah, he was in it as well. Yes. Hmm. Yeah, it wasn't good. Wasn't that? No. His wife was hot, though. Was his real wife? No. No. Well, Paul, you. you slide devil I know what you're up to yeah yeah well so I watched the two Rocky movies and I was like this is great and I went over to a friend of mine and we were thinking what to watch and a lot of stuff I want to watch is like foreign films about cancer and like you know women losing their clitoris and stuff like that it's like stuff that people tell me it's really important but it's not going to be fun yeah I get you yeah so my friend's like hey let's just put on the dumb movie hot summer nights hot summer nights yeah I've never heard of it I looked

up had a 40% of Rotten Tomatoes. I was like, this isn't look good. He's like, yeah, but it's got like Thomas Jane and Timothy Charlemagne and like Paul Finch Fichtner. Who? Finchner? The banker from Dark Night. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's good, actually. So he's like, look, it's just. No, that's William Fitchner. That's it, yeah, yeah. You fucking idiot. Oh, I got mixed up between Paul Reiser. You have ruined this podcast. So he's like, oh, let's just watch it.

Awful film. It's the worst film I've seen in 2020. Really? came out in 2014 but it's awful like it feels so much like a student film that would have made in DKT was like yes these guys sell weed yeah it's like a nerdy guy

he sells weed and he gets with a hot girl and they all have guns and the cool guy in it is called Strawberry Jackson or something like that oh fuck sick yeah no Hunter Strawberry yeah that's the cool guy's name in it yeah okay and Timothy Charlemagne is like awful in it where he's like playing like

a version of a nerdy character who's got these cheekbones and like i can't get a girl oh i'm such a loser yeah what's he what was his like breakout role i don't think i've ever seen a film with him in a uh timothy charlemagne the god his wife's what he's yeah i don't know the breakfast club with timidie charlemagne do what bitches be shut up

oh these white hoars uh yeah what's he in not in good I don't know yeah I don't know no he's in lady stuff I haven't seen ladybird

and like you know nah yeah I don't know I just know right now everybody's kind of freaking about Timothy Charlemagne

yeah he's like the new hot kid yeah well I heard somebody else making this point on a podcast but it's like he's

very very androgynous like I know that you know kind of like the Hollywood heartthrob there was always a bit of

indrogy but he's really you know that's kind of that's but it's sort of like, you know, it meets with the current times, I guess.

It's interesting how, like, the heart trawl back in the day was, like, 60-year-old with Charles Bronson. Just, like, hairy with a bit of a beer belly and slurring his words. Hey, you stupid bitch, I'm getting revenge. He just gets the guns, start shooting people.

Like, were they involved in your wife's murder? Hey, heavy diswish. Apparently, uh, years i don't even know if that's a good uh yeah it's gone from that like a real kind of like androgynous like um just like somebody seen a shop window yeah yeah kind of like yeah kind of like yeah just like very safe and skinny non-tretoning yes exactly yeah yeah yeah so get this okay uh it seems like it's a really boring story and then they try to make interesting by adding a narration and do a like you know wolf of wall street they'll have lots like this guy end up

killing himself oh right right or like yeah this guy he was fun and he ended up uh he died in a car crash. Right. They do lots of that in film to distract from the fact that the plot's really boring. Okay, yeah, I get you. Definitely like an afterthought

and post-production. It's very obvious. And you know what? There's a narrator throughout the whole film and you're kind of like, who is this narrator? Okay, turns out with just some random kid.

Oh, really? Yeah. Just some random kid living next door. But who was not in any of the scenes and was not of knowing anything. And they didn't explain it. Yeah, yeah.

It's like, he's just some kid. Yeah. So they obviously. Yeah, obviously. out of that in like and you know what it's them leaving so basically they're selling weed it's like any story you sell weed and they're like let's sell coke

and then it gets too big from him and they have to leave town not even happen it's not even like some crazy like gunfire or anything oh it's just like yeah they have to leave town strawberry gets shot hunter strawberry

hunter strawberry gets shut such as fucking stupid name are you serious yeah isn't that's hunter strawberry so he gets shot and they leave and the next shot is like a guy in a more bike but we don't see his face and that's meant to be Timothy Charlemagne.

Oh my God. But it's so obviously it's like looked up some stock footage of a motorbike. Because you know why? Because the whole thing is set in like Boston, Cape Cod Deppan area. Yeah, yeah. Next scene is like him riding a motorbike to Route 66. Yeah. Okay.

Jesus. Yeah. Yeah. It was awful. You do have to wonder how some of these films get made. Like, do you know what I mean? And, you know, when something is so obviously shite. I mean, are the actors, they're just doing it for the paycheck, or do they think it's good? Are they

like fooled into thinking it's good? Thomas Jane shows up in it, and he does nothing. Yeah. Because the whole thing is, so Hunter Strawberry's dating this girl, turns out it's the sheriff's star. Okay. And they've set up the fact that Thomas Jane's the sheriff, and he's a mean, bastard, son of a bitch, okay?

Oh, he's a, okay. Yeah. So then, like, he finds out Strawberry, who's a known drug dealer, okay? He just can't get him, but he knows he's a drug dealer, okay? He's dating his daughter, and he just brings him out and goes like, I knew you're dead, and I respected him, and I wish you'd get out of the drug game.

Okay. And Starby's like, shut up, old man. And just bangs his daughter some more. And then at the end, if Strawberry gets killed and fucking Thomas Jane, like a cook, pays for a funeral. Oh, gee.

Yeah. Like a cook. Yeah. That's a real cook, isn't it? Someone fuck's your daughter, and you pay for a funeral. I was saying Because it was like

We're like An hour in Nothing interesting happened And I was trying to guess Because I was expecting To have going to twist Right So I was thinking

It'd be really good If like Thomas Jane Found out Strawberry It was fucking his daughter Okay And then we And then like

We cut the strawberry Okay And then Thomas Jane pulls up in the cop car And it's like I want you look at the trunk And he opens a trunk And he's this dead daughter

Yeah I'm local I kill my own daughter I'm going to blame you That would have been good That would have been something interesting Where I said is just like Oh we stole some coke

And William Fitchner Yeah Is the dealer He's like the bad guy Yeah yeah He shows up in one scene Okay And he's like

Hey you're selling coke You better not Yeah the fifth Yeah he's like yeah You better get out of town I was gonna kill you Because I'm the big coke dealer here Yeah

I've got a girl playing piano Where tits out In the side of room You see nice wide show what do you mean no and then it's like okay and then they leave yeah that's it

it's so depressing the girl playing tits play a piano with her tits yeah just in the background that's so funny that is that is power yeah it's power she's obviously a very talented musician

but she still got her tits out I'm like a patron of the arts the other way to the vinci's it's like a government funded art scheme yeah but uh with one little twist yeah like fichner is the best part of that movie because they go to buy the drugs off him okay right and it's like him and like three black guys on a couch

all with guns and he is like wearing shorts like pink shorts shirtless like welcome to my place okay right hope you enjoy the music yeah and the tedies and he's like you're trying to muscle into my turf and he pulls out a gun i wouldn't do that if that's the end of him right yeah yeah Is that gun even loaded? It's none of your business. Yeah. I don't know. It sounds awful.

What was it called a good day, summer? Hot summer night. Hot summer night. It was such a weird. I actually kind of wish the structure is so weird in it. Because like his mother shows up at a start. You never see her again. He has to move with his aunt.

Move in with his aunt. Because the father died. You never see that again. They mentioned the father was killed. I assumed that would come back in some way, like when the gangster killed his dad. That doesn't happen. They mentioned a strawberry.

killed someone in the past that never comes up Jesus Christ yeah it sounds awful yeah there's also a weird scene where like so Charlemagne Timothy Charlie May okay he gets to this girl and the narrator is going like

she was the hottest girl in town okay listen this he says her ex-boyfriend killed himself over her and this show a scene of a guy hanging Jesus yeah yeah we should never go back to that and they also say like there was this one kid who loved her so much she takes

some chewing gum out and puts it on her table and this nerdy kid gets the chewing gum from the table and puts in his mouth and that hangs himself and that way her goes he died in a car crash two weeks later

he still had the chewing gum in his mouth oh my gosh that is fucking retarded but they never go back to that awful this is the worst to I've ever heard of my life

it was so bad yeah yeah oh my god yeah it really just sound like a real student just like just like fucking yeah you're just like yeah guns and drugs but they think they're just including that they don't know like what's story structure what the drug dealer double cross them yeah i'm a genius my god how do i ever think of that watch out iron sorkin you're gonna have them walking and talking yeah yeah yeah That was his big thing. That was his big thing.

In West Wing, they really pushed that. Yeah, like, they're always walking. It was like, every season was like, let's do an even longer scene as they're talking. What are they talking about? Doesn't matter. They'll be walking and talking. No, people will be so distracted by the walking, they won't listen to what they're saying. It's so funny how, like, remember Studio 60?

That was Matthew Perry, also? Yeah, yeah. That came out, like, the same season as, uh, 30 Rock. Oh, really? And everyone's like, poor old Tina Faye. She's going to, like, let's be honest. We all love Tina Faye, but Aaron Sorkin's a god, you know. Aaron Sorkin, he's got a show about a sketch show, it's going to be so much better than that dumb bitch, Tina Faye.

Tina Faye fucking, what don't you just, why don't you hang yourself with a piece of chug over there, Matthew, yeah, yeah. So why are you even trying, okay? Oh, you've got Alec Baldwin, who cares? We've got Matthew Perry. Yeah, we've got Matthew Perry and Bradley, Bradley, Bradley Whitford. Bradley Whitford? Yeah, yeah. was that uh i think though was it considered like it was canceled after one season but critically it was

actually critically for the first episode people liked it and it went downhill okay very quickly and it's based on like a saturday night live type yeah yeah yeah but they were like we're writing powerful sketches here yeah they were going to change the we're going to change it we're going to stop the war with our sketches oh god yeah yeah they treat it like like he did it like when he did west wing you could do like the over-top stuff because the government and it's high stakes. Yeah it was like a sketch. We might have to go to war with this country if this diplomatic thing

doesn't go right. And in Studio 60 he was like, this sketch doesn't work we're going to have to write another sketch. Don't you say I can't get on that. Yeah. God damn it. Matty Perry's just sweating. I'm trying my best. Sweating like doing heart surgery.

I watched some scenes from it and it was ridiculous like some of the stuff. Really? Yeah, it's like so flowery and soul like self-indulgent yeah yeah yeah it was awful it was like the newsroom yeah that was another show where the pilot was good and the rest of that

you know how listen to this no studio 60 starts yeah we're one of the old actors ranting yeah yeah you've been a big rant about how America isn't the greatest country in the world so what makes this sketch so good the way used to be damn it yeah it is a good

rant though well the one The newsroom was good, yeah. You know what Jeff Daniels is Atticus Finch? Okay. And they did a Kill a Mockingbird play. Yeah, when? Two years ago, like. Okay.

Aaron Sorkin adapted to this day. Oh, sorry, Aaron Sorkin. Yeah. I'm wondering why you... He made Atticus Finch racist. Okay. Yeah, yeah. He was like, we've got to adapt to the time.

If we can have a white guy not be racist. Come on, it's 20-20. Oh, you're fucking retard. By the way, we say retard. out in this sketch yeah yeah um they made acous finch racist but they also remember did a sequel to kill a mokinburgh i think it was called like to the watchman or something like that okay and um the whole controversy was to think lee harper harper lee i mean wasn't her right mind when she agreed to sell the manuscript i've never read to kill a mackenberg oh but you know the basic plot don't you no

Oh, yeah, I know It's like a... Black man gets raped... Black man gets accused of rape and a white girl But it was the racist brother Made the white girl say it Okay, right

And then there's a There's like a big beast Of a brain dead Monster Lives in one house called Boo Radley He's a favorite Robert Duval I think Oh, right And he comes out at the end

And beats up the evil white guy Oh, okay That's, yeah Yeah He's mentally handicapped But he's against racism so in a way shouldn't we all be mentally handicapped

yeah yeah it's a new system is that where like Rick and Jerva got the idea for Derek by watching the like watch the fucking Robert DeVall and to kill a mockin for it it's like oh bloody cheese it's like I'm going to do that okay

but Robert DeVall makes him human I'm going I don't like that aspect of it Robert DeValle didn't make him a caricature. I don't agree with that. Oh, God. Yeah.

Awful. Yeah, Derek is shit. Yeah. Actually, a friend of mine today messaged me, Ricky's performing the three arena. And he was like, do you want to go? Because you like comedy? I was like, no, because I like comedy.

That's snarky. It is, isn't it? Yeah. Ricky's good in small doses. Yeah, I would look, you know, come on. The office is like a landmark show. And, you know, extras is a lot of fun I even liked

Life's Too Short, you know Bits of it I didn't, I like to when Val Kilmer showed up No, but like the bit with like Barry from EastEnders And fucking Les Dennis and Keith Chego Well, that was like they were using stuff That worked from extras

Yeah, I suppose I like Kilmer No one really talked about Kilmer He was in the Christmas special Yeah, yeah Yeah, that was like a one-off thing Yeah Back when you could talk

Yeah he played like a guy who's like going like remember me and batman you're like you're not christian bale oh get it no because christian bale's batman who batman okay property of dc comics i'm no and you it's a new cell of improv yeah it's a new cell of improv yeah yeah uh who can uh that be fun type of improv it's like who can uh no and the most you can just under caught each other like shut down the most situations hey remember when uh we went to get ice cream no but remember when you raped that child yeah well i got the evidence right here come out and you bring a child yeah yeah this is an improv child it's a real child yeah yeah yeah well what are we talking

um kill a mockinberg oh movies you'd seen iron sorkin yeah yeah uh what other movies have seen wow these people are really getting their monies right they're not paying I know. They're not even listening for constant. God, can you imagine the press, the stress, okay, is when we start charging for this. We actually have to put effort into it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that'd be sad.

Well, see, right now, it's only you that's kind of putting effort in. I'm just sort of here. But if it never get to a stage where people are paying for it, then I'll put some effort in. See all those people who listen, you can all go, fuck yourselves. It's always like you're holding listener around something. Do you want me to try? You want to see what I got? No, I'm trying very hard.

Send 50 euros with a Zurich bank account. Then I'll, you know, read the newspaper once. So what other movies have you seen? None that I haven't talked about in the past episodes, like. So we just be repeating ourselves. Okay. Yeah. Well, we just, how long have we been going?

Half an hour. Half an hour. So we got 30 minutes. Just write it out, sit in silence. No, I like the idea. We just talk. Okay, we're just talking here? We don't need something, man.

Oh, do we now? You've let to go, Matt. The amount of shit. podcast out there. Yeah, I know. Like, I listened to I Claudius podcast.

I mentioned it before. Yes, you did. It's a very good podcast. Okay. To go into the history of I. Claudius, both the TV production and the history itself

of the Roman Empire. Are you literally the only person who's listened to that podcast? I'm driving around blaring this in my car, driving around like the second of schools. Trying to lower the kids

with an I Claudius podcast. I love about these second school girls. I like Claudius Yeah yeah They stay the same age But like They're part of the maximum fun network

Of podcasts Okay And they have ad Through their podcast In the middle of it And it's always like The most painful thing Ever

They're always most like the most cliche Like you think Claudia's podcast Is cliched No I don't I really don't Not cliche but niche

I'll say niche Neish okay That's the most niche thing ever And he listens to something It's like Yeah we're two gay black guys love board games

and Jane Austen novels. So if you love board games and Jane Austen novels, why don't listen to our podcast? Or it's like, yeah, we're two lesbians and wheelchairs and we love fucking Lego,

all right? So if you want to listen to the lesbian wheelchair Lego podcast. Like and subscribe. Yeah. Yeah. Well, see, you know, you do have to, I mean, that's going to a real extreme. This is a real one, okay?

What it was like, we're the game show podcast. And it's like, it's two guys watch game show as a comment on it. Oh. And then people can call in. Okay. And try and answer to, like, take part of the game show itself. Like answer the question for to see it on the, for the TV show gets it. Wow. Wow. Okay.

So let's say they watch Who Must Be Millionaire. And people can call in and try and guess the questions. They could probably just watch the episode with themselves. Jesus Christ. And one of the people on it, this isn't the ad. they're like an even a 15 year old girl calls in all the time and it's her

favorite podcast okay yeah it's like boy don't brag about that don't brag about that's you get me on register in the age of cyberbullion you know yeah yeah like you're really opening yourself on that 15 year old girls have a lot of problems yeah big time yeah I grew up listening to a podcast

where people watch game shows and um yeah my dad molested no I've never been outside I've never been outside this room. He molested me and I just stared at Chris Tarrant on the TV. I wish I could phone a friend. What were the options, phone a friend. Phone a friend.

Asked the audience at 50-50. Asked the audience. Will this stop? Please ask the audience to call the police. Survey says, someone's coughing. They're making a movie based on. Michael Sheen's playing Chris Tharns.

Oh, really? It's not a joke. That's a... yeah i think peter morgan the guy who wrote the crown and the queen i think he's writing it it's about the coughing scandal yeah they were like there is somebody would cough it's such a stupid fucking like how do they ever expect to get away with that you know what's so funny cough when basically afraid of it doesn't know any you know there was somebody on the game show who wants to be millionaire and like you know so chris darned had asked the he'd ask a question

gives you four options and the land had a mate and the audience who would cough every time Chris Harrent said the right answer is just like what why didn't you just get him to go on the game show if he knows all the answers because this is like 2002 or something he couldn't be Googling on his

phones you know what I mean it's like why isn't he just on the game show I don't know yeah I just laughed at the idea of like because that was a big scandal yeah yeah I'm laughing at the idea of like newspapers being like okay what story should you cover on this girl said she got

touched up with Jimmy Sable No, no, no This guy coughed This guy was coughing On a game show It was, people were like Outraged by him Bloody disgrace

Clarkson hosts a new But wasn't he the first guy to ever win a million I think so, yeah He was the first guy to ever like win it And then it turns out, yeah That's so funny Have you ever looked up Chris Tarrant's life?

No, Brian No, I haven't It's Googling it right now No, I actually remember He got in a fight in a Chinese restaurant Yeah, he had a vision of the coronavirus He tried to stop it at the source Yeah, he's a bit of a drunk, I think

Okay, right, right You know, but think about back then He probably taught, he's probably taught Like, it's never going to end Yeah, like, it's hard to remember But at its peak, it was fucking huge Everyone watched Who Wants to Be a Millionaire

I remember, like, being a little kid, and it was on. It was kind of like the fucking World Cup every week. Yeah. Another one was, uh, the weakest link. That was huge for a while as well. Yeah. And then it just went away. I think she's, she's not dead, but.

No, Judge Judy got, it's, it's finished. Oh, has it? Yeah. Oh. It's a long run. They're doing a new show now. It's kind of like, um, citizen Judy or something like that. Oh, right.

Yeah. She's one of the people now. I see. How long is that show going for a fucking year? Yeah, yeah, yeah. one of those shows would probably like tape

nine episodes a day yeah oh oh james lipton's dead oh celebrate

good times come on yeah he just died just now like yeah oh wow he's looking up

what news inside the actor studio is no more yeah do you ever watch that yeah I mean it's they always seen the bit

it's like it's but yeah it is definitely self-indulgent but if you actually like the actor like the one with

Chappelle is fucking great yeah Chappelle's one is really good. Everyone brings up the fact that, you remember, like, what's his name? Bradley Cooper was in the audience. Oh, yeah, yeah. And whose episode was it?

Do you remember? Probably someone who's not as successful as Bradley Cooper. Yeah, isn't that funny? But that... I was just going to say, like, but everyone uses it, like, see, work for him? Yeah. Like, yeah, he's the one... The one guy.

The one guy. That's not a good thing, like... No. If it was, like, every episode, you're like, oh, look, you can see this guy in the audience. there's johnny devb there's marlin brando he went back just to do a little catch-up you know you're like i'm a little rusty on the acting yeah no inside the actual yeah it's again it depends on the actor you know if there's if there's like stuff that you don't know about them or you're interested in yeah i think it's i don't i i'm kind of sick of listening to you know artists

i spent so much of my life listening to like actors and stuff talk about movie and stuff now I just like listen to a fucking like a coal miner or something like you know you know just a plumber okay yeah it's just a nice road trucker you know something like something simple I bet you're all saying the same thing and uh you're not you're not allowed to repeat it imagine if like um let's say a plumber talk about in the same way that like an actor talks for acting like he's on stage and people are asked him quite like what what how do you do it he's like I just when I grab a pipe I just stop being myself and I become the pipe yeah And I drink nine points of lager. And beat my wife. Yeah, I stumble home. Just one guy in the eye. You go, my son. Actually, let's change your subject here.

I want to talk about podcasts. There's two new podcasts that are coming out this week. So he just had a go out inside the actress studio over being self-indulgent. But, ah, well. anyway oh oh the shoe is black on the other kettle right up your age yeah which podcast there's two new podcasts come now one is the hilary clinson podcast oh i heard about that yeah she's going to interview people from all the probably definitely a plumber tell you

i love if she interviewed a plumber yeah why didn't you vote for me because you're a fucking dame but you even know what you bend is she she it's she cannot like her podcast is not going to good. She's not, she's not good, like, on the screen. She's not like a media personality. She's not savvy. Like, Obama was smooth as fuck, you know, he was really good at all the TV appearances.

Just hot chocolate. You know, well, whatever. Yeah, yeah, hot chocolate. Yeah. But, uh, even, like, Trump, like, is ridiculous to the same degree, but at least it's entertaining. She's not even entertaining.

She's just, like, really bad. Like, did you ever see? Was it on the morning show? with like charlemagne the god and like she said she like carries around a bottle of hot sauce in her handbag it's like yeah got to half that hot sauce yeah yeah so she definitely went with advisers like what did those people like okay and she probably had other ideas i'm gonna say it what she carried around we can all guess okay of what picked their items or pieces of food she might carry and they're like no no you i always got my piece I'm always strapped.

I'll tell you that. If any fools want to run up on me, I'm going to bust a cat. I'm going to while out. Yeah, those people like, they're just so bad, like, actually, she doesn't even know how to be human.

Yeah, yeah. It's like a robot doing a bad impression of a person. It's weird because Bill is so good at it. Bill's smooth as fuck. Well, you have to be if you're a rapist and a murderer. Bill could make sure talk to his victim and charm him. Hey, man, now, I know you got some ideas in your hands.

head and a couple of bruises on your face you think something went down here, baby, but you know you wanted it. Yeah, yeah. She's probably like, I don't know when he pulls up the saxophone. And she's like, you know what? What instrument do you think Hillary should learn?

She brings out a triangle. Yeah, a triangle. So fucks it up. Bing! So yeah, and she wants to talk to people. what is something like masters of their field okay and she said she got the idea from Conan

okay yeah she was on the Conan O'Brien podcast oh is he on a podcast yeah he's got a podcast called Conan needs a friend oh it's all right you know it's I imagine he gets a pretty good guest yeah it depends on the guests like yeah it's entertaining I say like it's when he gets a comedian

now it's entertaining he got Michelle Obama on that wasn't too her bits aren't that great you know no no not a tight five anyway no no no tight not in the Hey, hey, when she was on, like, she didn't make a tiny fun show-based story. She's all talked, she's just talking about, you know, like, racism and, you know, institutionalized abuse of power and stuff. I was like, come on. And I'm the director is on the side, just going, hey, tell me about it, man.

My wife's gone. He got a divorce. Oh, did he? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. That's Andy for you. He should have did the old Patton Oswald.

Yeah. funny if that becomes a new term for it is that an actual theory I hadn't heard that oh yeah it's a well it's a big theory like that he murdered his wife obviously it's not true

obviously it's not true because people are like oh it's not weird like she was writing a book about mysteries and murder and then she died oh really

because that's never happened before no one has ever written a book about murdered ever died before wait how does that why would he have murdered her though you know why because when she died he finished the book

oh really Yeah, and then he sold it, he probably made a bit money off. Oh, my God, that's their evidence. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow, Jesus Christ. Ugh, God. I think he actually caught the killer. Oh, she was actually murdered, was she?

No, no, no, no, sorry. She was writing a book about a killer, okay? Like a small-scale serial killer. Oh, right. And then Patton finished it, and because he finished it, the police got new evidence because they were interviewing new people, and they caught him. Oh, wow. Yeah.

Jesus. That's interesting. Yeah. That's the fuck. I didn't know about it. But any of this is... Detective Patton... That's a movie.

Yeah, that's a great movie. That's a movie right there. Well, the way you do is a movie is the stress of, like, everyone's saying, like, you killed your wife. Kind of gone girl. Yeah, yeah. And she's not even dead. Oh. She comes back.

And kills New Patrick Harris. And this is all just to, like, promote her new book. Yeah. And then she kills fucking Patton Oswald. Happy ending. Yeah. And it's a feminist movie for the ages. Perfect.

We should make it. And then she's in the new Ratatooie. Twatatoo We've got 10 minutes left of this Hey Alright We're having a good day Hey

So what's it So yeah Hillary's starting her Podcasts And what's the other one? The other one is The Sopranos podcast Oh yeah

Fucking Who is it Fucking Chris Multesanti And Bobby Bacala Yeah And they might have Meadow on She's so hot

They might have meadow on And like Michael And Perione Yeah They'll have a few them on I haven't heard much about writers or producers yet i think it's all cast okay which doesn't seem that interesting to me no to be honest it'd be good to get the writers on oh like are they gonna try to get david chase on

i hope to get him on something like he probably wouldn't do it he's like i'm busy yeah what's he doing oh it's brown's prequel movie yeah yeah i think he tried a few other things it didn't work he made like a comedy with zach alfenacus oh really yeah didn't go well never heard of it yeah it got limited I think you got like VOD release Okay Yeah I don't know I'm not looking forward to it too much

Is this gonna be like again It's people going like Remember we shot that scene man Yeah and we went to the bar afterwards Man that was crazy I would like to hopefully they go into You know What stuff was like on set

And like apparently there's a lot of tension Between like David Chase and Gandalfini And Gandalfini Like he was really like self-conscious about acting We'd hit himself and stuff Yeah Yeah he would like His wife said he would like punch himself

get real violent and smash the gap up said like as he went on in the role he started like drinking more and doing more drugs and just like the character really took an impact on his emotional well-being gains weight throughout it yeah yeah well he probably would have just gained weight anyway I think I think a lot of people who are like

more into drugs like they're like yeah you can tell in some scenes yeah yeah yeah he's sweating weird yeah he's just like yeah it's such a good performance like it's fucking unreal Have you ever seen The Sopranos conventions? No.

You've never seen a sadder bunch of men. Just the sad is fucking not a woman in sight. Okay. Just fat, fucking New Jersey, fucking Italian waltz. Yeah, we just show up, be like, man, that meant that when you killed Vido, it was the best thing. That's what we did, too. We found out he was a flunuch. I killed gay people because of the Sopranos, and you should be proud, Mr. Chase.

You won an Emmy, so it's fine. man are you actually mafia people yeah Gandalfini used to get invited to like like mob bosses

like you know birthday parties and shit like that like that's like a hard because like if they offer it to you you kind of have to go

because if you don't you know you don't want to piss them off like don't want to disrespect them same way didn't have like Sinatra Jr.

in a few yeah he's in a few episodes yeah yeah that's right yeah Must be weird Have they ever done a movie really about like Well I know this natural estate A pretty like

Protective Okay Of the legacy Yeah I suppose like Godfather would be closest To do a movie about like his Connection to the Mafia Johnny Fontaine

Yeah yeah Yeah I know is there like I'm sure there's a lot of untoward stuff about Frank Sinatra out there Sports Azee spent like 10 years trying to make it And the family were like You can't do this, you can't do that okay right right

what you can't show them in any kind of negative light whatsoever he's like what about the multiple cases like you know are there

I don't know oh yeah well like rape cases and stuff I'm probably you know what it's not even

that it's like it's like getting people batter and stuff like that you know let's say someone writing newspaper headlines

like yeah oh yeah I heard that he wanted to get Woody Allen whacked after that whole son ye thing

yeah yeah yeah because like what a woke guy now that's you know the way

like social justice warrior that's a real social social justice warrior it's like you actually start whacking them like imagine the mafia got real like into like you know

we gotta protect minorities identity politics yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you think there's two genders I wanna get whacked oh we're on here

got a few more minutes yeah we got a few more minutes anything you want to you actually said don't throw the balls to me yeah well like I'm literally coming off

like a string of night shifts and I'm had very little sleep and I'm also been kind of under the weather so I feel like shite to be honest yeah I've been sick as well for a little while yeah I'm not surprised one this room is fucking freezing

yeah Jesus proper cold it is really cold yeah it's uh it's not fun is it but it's supposed it's a big bad world and like you got a wardrobe here where it loads of peeled off stickers obviously this was a child's room at one point it really does paint a picture you walk in here

it's like it's like picture what it's like it's like car is two and Liverpool It'd be sad This is like a 40-year-old man Like here Why didn't like the lad You know

He wouldn't even make the effort Of peeling this like Washing the stickers No Didn't even move the kid Because like It's like a little toddler Just with flies

And I'm too lazy to move it Like I'll do it tomorrow Oh god Get your own little compost heap In your room Yeah It's not alright gaff Yeah

I don't mind I'm only in college For one more year And then Who knows I might try and leave the country for a while. Yeah, I think that would be good.

Go to Brazil. For get the past. Yeah. Leave it all behind. Yeah. No, I'll still do the pot. I'll be like Maccavy. You know, like that guy, John McAvey?

Oh, yeah. I'll be on the run, but I'll still call into the podcast. Like Edward Snowden. Oh, I have to, just you on a screen. There's a video, it's like, it's you talking the still image of me. It's like, wow. Yeah. And it's like, you go like, um,

so Brian why do you think it was the new I don't know Avengers movie like yeah oh god they found me I'd be compromised where's my cyanide pill oh no oh these are skittles

with the duck Halloween trick or treat indeed oh no what else can I look at now I'm just going through like my notes A lot of disturbing shit here

Just pictures of people I don't know I just I kind of I'm not looking forward to this placement No You're going to hear a lot of me complaining about placement Yeah yeah I've really liking the idea of us

Like pranking your old boss Yeah I want to do that That'd be great What can we actually do What would be a good prank That wouldn't get us arrested Oh Just call them up

But what can we say like Well okay obviously we have to do in a way that like hides you know that he doesn't know who it is or whatever and then we're releasing it on this podcast but he's not gonna hear about this podcast and if he does what's he going to do yeah what's he going to do like

we have plausible deniability I'm sure somehow we can be like that's a different Brian James yeah yeah that you just use our pictures for promotion yeah just we could say you know what here's a good way to cover ourselves we'll go we just got this prank call from a couple of unnamed

pranksters who knows where these who these people are. It's like, I won't name the names, but you said that you know a guy who's going to start an anonymous podcast soon.

Yeah. Now, we won't go and do much detail because I'm done with the blow up their spot. Yeah. But I do like the idea of anonymous podcasts

and what would be cool is if we record it on like little tapes, like cassette tapes, and then we leave them around certain establishments. Okay, so let's say like someone walks into a doll

and just like, oh, it's like open up and they're like, oh, it's tape, then white powder bursts out. Antrex, bitch It's a prank, bro Yeah

The only thing about the anonymous podcast Like how can you actually Advertise it though You couldn't put it up In any of your social media really You have to be like Hey I just heard this new podcast Yeah

These two guys who obviously have big cocks And yeah And they're gonna be like Hey, that thing you advertise That sounds a lot like your voice Oh shut up No, we have to max device Yeah

Imagine we start restart the podcast And it's like We sound like fucking anonymous hello you are listening dubriang and james oh no we said our name we do not forgive abort we do not forget

we do not forget anonymous you don't really hear about anonymous anymore I think they sort it all out they probably well like I think like the government kind of went after them did they like they got jail time a few of them and stuff like

yeah so they probably cracked down so it's really not worth it like you know to be like one of these kind of like cyber terrorists or whatever like because I really hope we get I know in trouble it would

to be honest that's the only thing that's going to help our careers yeah but I keep I keep saying fag and it's not working what do I have to say well I mean the big enchilada will I just do it? No that's like

Everest we haven't earned it yet you're not deserve oh god yeah I'm not even joking. Remember I told you a few podcasts ago

there was a guy online who's complained about parasite winning the best picture who's kind of going like those damn Korean shouldn't win

best picture that's for good white movies like Joker he's so white he's so white he's look he's actually literally white

yeah he's literally white and he's the best of all of us you know we should all be white like him yeah

inside and out I don't mind Koreans have put face makeup on look white so he put his video complaining about Parasite. And he got all this negative publicity.

And now he's getting loads of views his videos, though. There you go. Because people, again, like Howard Stern, they're always saying, people stay, people who like him, listen for half an hour. People hate him, listen for an hour. Yeah, exactly, yeah. That's the thing.

That's what we need. We need people to come after us and try and take us down. They came after Chapo Trapp House here in New York Times. Yeah, I saw that, yeah. That was so embarrassing. It was, yeah.

Yeah, especially that one woman was like, Yeah, Chapo Trapos is like when you get to pretend to like jackass or else to be attacked. I was bullied into pretending I like jackass. Because remember back in the Air 2000s, I'm busy. In the Air of 2000s, fucking bros will go around and did ask every woman. You like Jackass! Yeah, yeah. And if not, it was like the knockout game.

You just beat the shit out of them. Punching the back of the head. And then the cops would be like, did she like jackass? Do she like the work of Knoxville? that's what happened to Rihanna she told Chris Brown she didn't like Jackass and he whooped that trick

and now Chris Brown won the award to those French Oscars and has a very successful podcast I was thinking it would be funny actually going back to we were talking about Polanski won

an award at the French Oscars yeah okay you're the way Brando sent out a Native American girl what you remember Marilyn Brando won the award

oh right to accept it on his behalf it's funny if Polanski he won the award. Let's say, remember we won for the penis, okay? He won, and he sent out with a 13-year-old girl. Yeah. To pick it up. And she's just limping

the whole time. Yeah, yeah. And she's like, you know those extendable collars? The ever dogs. So she takes the war and goes, thank you, and then he pulls the country. She was flying back. Oh, Jesus. Jack Nicholson's in the audience is like, man, I'm glad I wasn't home.

Oh, boy. The postman, I was nuts to us. Even the postman knew to get the fuck out of there. Yeah. Okay, that's the end of the podcast. We're wrapping up now. Okay. Do you feel like you learned something from this?

No. Never. I'm always worse off. Every episode we do takes a little bit more from me. Yeah, it really is like a virus. Yeah, yeah, it is. We are the original coronavirus. Yeah.

The coronas. Spreading. Spreading hit music. All over your face. you'll be coughing up blood from all these hit musings so what's your plan now for the rest of the week I'm going to go back to Monaghan and I haven't been home in a few weeks so I'm just going to go home and chill out

you know I'm kind of trying to save up some money so I need to book some flights going to America Oh yeah States coming to America Yeah yeah they're making a sequel to that Oh yeah yeah that should be fun I haven't seen the first one have you not It's directed by the guy that Dolomite is my name

is it? Yeah. I thought I was directed with John Landis. No. Is it not? No, it's Dolomize my name guy. Okay.

John Landis wants to direct it, but he wants to have a scene where there's a helicopter. I think I'm thinking of trading places. Oh, no. Okay. No, he wanted to have a... No, the sequel I'm talking about him.

Oh, sorry. Coming to America. Oh, right. Landis did the first one. Okay, right. But in the sequel, Landis was meant to direct, but he wants to have a scene where Eddie Murphy flying a helicopter

and you're like, it's a bad taste. He's like, well, about with my son? Just, yeah, he's a rapist, isn't he, Max Landis? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think he was openly bragging about how, like, he likes to mess with women's minds and, like, you know. Jesus Christ. Like, you make home and cut herself, it's like 10 pints to Gryffindore.

Oh, my God. You know what I'm saying? Dog. You know what I'm saying, Mark? He's on, he's on WTF. You know, I'm saying, Mark, you know, when you can get a girl to cut herself, and Mark's like, yeah, anyway. So, do you ever meet Norman Michaels?

I got a story for you. Yeah. so that's cool i'm going to go home tomorrow yeah uh tonight i'm going to sit in this cold room and watch the ken burns vietnam war documentary oh 10 hours 10 hours yeah you'll get it all i'm at hour two now okay yeah and how's it looking you're gonna be happy ending anything i think you're gonna wrap this up pretty quick it's literally there's a journalist in it yeah this isn't just back when kendi was still like president and he was like my big worries that i wouldn't get out to vietnam in time and it'd be over by the time I got there yeah how long did it

go on for again it was like 13 years or something it went on well into Nixon yeah yeah basically up to Watergate

it's fucking ridiculous yeah yeah so I can't wait you'll get lots updates in Vietnam hey hey yeah for all you

hit cats who listen for the I Claudius buzz yeah yeah we're gonna be hitting up some Vietnam vibes I can't wait to be

TikTok's like short videos yeah but it's like just us going like I think anyone over

30 on TikTok it's for kids isn't it it's for dancing like yeah I this sounds bad I love to like when I see people

dancing on TikTok I'm gonna get fucking smash your knees in like that doesn't sound bad at all right it's a natural reaction oh thank you doctor

weird if you didn't think it like that you're a cool therapist not that old one who told me to stay on my meds lame yeah I showed him

I showed them all where's the clock tower okay I think we're going to end it there you have any final messages to say to listeners anything thank you

thanks for listening fuck off yeah