Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 64 : Any of you Bitches watch Entourage???

Episode Date: March 14, 2020

We talk, um I can't remember, I think we said some stuff about Islam and Entourage.

We record an episode there, and we don't know if we lost there or not. Yeah, well, we recorded about 20 minutes, and then some bozo had the bright idea to stop it halfway. Yeah, I thought, I thought we could pause that it wouldn't lose everything. You thought wrong. Fuck it. Buck Rogers over here. Think this in the future. I thought he could use pause.

Go back to Earth. Space, man. You're like Bowie in the 70s, radical ideas. I'm dressed up like a pirate They're going like We can use pause everybody Yeah With the recorded audio

They try not to lose it Oh look at this hippie-dippy cunt over here Just like British coal miners Are like Oh the fucking bloody puff With your bloody pose button I know what that means Yeah

You dirty bastards Paul's in the black community Means not gay Is that right? Yeah well in the hip hop community not just black why what's the it's like you know uh i saw in the episode of boondocks okay where they're like you know he's a good you're a good looking guy pause and that means like not gay oh so it's kind of like no homo yeah no homo yeah yeah yeah so uh that's what i meant

i was like i was like can we pause this episode i meant can we not gay this episode yeah yeah yeah but unfortunately we've gayed it up well you know what are we talk and the chance that we lost that we were just kind of talking about coronavirus so that you know

I mean you can figure it out yeah it's not like we were saying that is a new yeah it's not like

we had to cure this is what you need to do yeah yeah whatever you do okay the one thing you need to do

is and then pause the one thing you don't even that's what it is that's the cure pause don't be gay you need to find

a vagina immediately yeah yeah you want to cure yourself with this horrible illness I guarantee

if you told people it's like it's gazed they're like we believe it yeah you know it's very interesting before you were actually making comparisons between coronavirus and AIDS so that was a part of your rhetoric all along sir well when I said it I was like

there's like coronavirus isn't just one disease yeah it's actually like apparently it's two things like HIV and AIDS where one weakens you and one kills you right so it's like COVID-19 and then there's like I don't know like

J27 or something Yeah, yeah F, I think it's SARS Oh, SARS Oh, MERS, is that it? Yeah, maybe Sars, Murs, Q's, Mureys, whatever, like...

Impractical Jokers. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's some disease like that. And if you get two of them, then you're fucked then you're Tom Hanks. Oh, yeah, yeah. Who has Corona. And that's why you brought up the AIDS to start with, because you're talking with Philadelphia,

he gets AIDS. Well, there's actually some good stuff and I want, I hope we don't lose it. Yeah, well, look, if we don't lose it, it then you've heard this already yeah well we'll cut this bit out then no no they were so good we're going to say it twice yeah yeah but anyway we were talking about ryan toberty yeah yeah so what i was saying is that um so barry keogun oh yeah was on the late late show yeah and he was promoting his new film and then like like i'd say like six people online were like oh barry keogun

don't like him okay and then ryan toberty and this must be some kind of PR thing like Ryan Tuberley came out and released a big statement going like how dare you mock

this wonderful young man called Barry Kogan he's a beautiful angel of a man and these online trolls this is another

reason why I've left Twitter these online trolls are me they think it's a blood sport where they can just say anything

they want and this is why there should be no anonymity on the internet you should have to have your full driver's license

to even go online and then I should be able to see your PPSN number I'm gonna come to your house and throw cabbages at you

Yeah Yeah he just went on this big rant And then like nine different newspapers And articles like randest like Brave brave Ryan Toberty Takes up to the Troyes Yeah To defend little old

Yeah To defend poor little nymph Of a boy Barry Keogun Whose career is already 10 times better Than Tobberties will ever be He's in a fucking Marvel movie

Coming up Yeah he's literally fucking Hollywood He's in a movie with Angelina Jolie. But he needs Ryan Tuberty to stand up for him. Plus, if it came down to it, Barry Cogan would absolutely battered Tuberty. Oh, yeah. It's from Summer Hill.

He grew up fairly rough. He can handle himself. I'd love it if like... If Cogan just battered Ryan Tuberty? Yeah, he's on air and then took over. That's how the Late Late Late Show works. This is my show now, yeah. Yeah.

The Late Late Show, that's when he's fighting, that's what he sounds like. It comes out of him because the way their skulls are shaped. he has a criminal cortex but uh yeah that is like how lately the show works like survival of phase so if you go on there and battered toberty you're the new host like yeah it's like guerrilla's like yeah yeah yeah i like that i like that but yeah so like and then like there's all these comments are like you know what toberty is a pint you know this this internet um these evil trolls have gone too far you know and like

even like I'm kind of worried about the future now because like all these people they're going to use like they're going to use Barry Kogan as like an example of like these weak defences people who are probably retarded can't look after themselves you know like women and stuff like that

you know like they're too dumb the process you know if someone says something negative to them they'll probably like eat their own shoes because they can't know how to handle their emotions yeah yeah yeah so that's why we got to regulate everything to protect Barry Kogan and also me but Barry Kogan

because what Tobridi's just a narcissist fucking dickless fucking yeah little bitch so he's like yeah and then they won't be what they say

anything mean about me either I think he did to promote his own image because he hasn't been the news he hasn't been news for a while and also probably because every fucking week Tiernan gets huge press coverage

about like hot and he goes viral and stuff like that and he's great and Tobri's getting none of it nothing nobody but they just ended Tommy Tiernan show

now does that mean like I just read like it's coming to an end but does that mean for the time the end I mean the season's ending so it is coming back oh yeah yeah

okay good it's doing huge for RTE is the only good thing RTE have produced in the last fucking 10 years yeah yeah what's so funny that we're talking about

Tupperty talk about trolls and we're just like Toburty's a brick yeah we are the trolls but we're not anonymous no no we have our names

out there that's why I don't come at us topperty take a swing baby That's the only reason I was against them being mean to Barry

because I was like what you do be mad the bigger Mongolite is there like yeah Hogan is talent like and he just has a future

yes yeah and he seems like a pretty cool Toberdy should be this should be a targeted response I watched the film Che

oh as in about Che Guevara okay and they went in like revolutionaries through revolutionaries went to the jungles hacked their way

through took over the fucking country okay And they did it by Their group got bigger and bigger and bigger And eventually Batista had to bow the knee And I'm saying we should do that with Tuberti Okay

So you want us to go into the forest And create a massive army of revolutionaries So we can take over the late late show Yeah, yeah yeah Sign me up, maybe And then we make fucking Tobri bend the knee You know what that means You know what that means

Yeah, yeah, yeah We're going to Eifel Tower that motherfucker Hell yeah And Kyogen can watch We'll present him to Kjulgin because he's better than us I'll open up the asshole nice and why you might slip it in

Mr. Kelligan sir we have his asshole nice and raw would you like Sam oh it's a while we'll have it and because we allowed him to rape Tubby

he gives us a cameo on new Marvel movies yes our career takes off so you're saying in order to get a career we have to so create a revolutionary

guerrilla-style army in the woods take over the late night show gang wrecked tubberty and we're in the big time yeah yeah I'm fucking Tubberty that fucking wimp will probably have a problem with what we're seeing No one old

He'll get on He'll like All these trolls That molested me on live television They're bad Yeah Brave Tobody stands up to the many raped him Oh god

Are we going too far this time? It's freedom of speech In it, it's bloody freedom of speech Drop your trousers It's freedom of speech First Amendment Yeah But yeah

I feel like Tobriy Like every fucking three weeks He's like Twitter's so awful Oh my God I'm leaving this time for good And he's back Yeah

But yeah I think he knows Everyone is like Put Thiernan in charge Latey-HO Tommy Tiernan deserves the way later he could make it actually good If he's like this guest he doesn't know who's coming on

Imagine if he like knew their names To be honest So that's such a great dynamic And it just puts such an interesting angle on it Like especially when he doesn't know who they are And it's like who are you blah blah blah I watch those interviews And I actually

RT as well they're so bad They'll just put up like a one minute clip Of an interview And be like oh That's all you get Yeah, their online presence is dog shit. So they're mostly pushing the late show with Stephen Colbert. That's what they're pushing at the moment.

Yeah, they bought the rights to that. Jesus. As if someone's going to be like, oh, I could watch the thing on YouTube. Yeah. Or go on the eye player and watch a Patty Power ad beforehand. And not be able to fast forward. Yeah, yeah. But, uh, what I was saying?

So, yeah, Tiernan's doing so well. And I actually, I actually go on my way to watch the pirated version on YouTube of the full interviews. Nice. Yeah. And there's some good ones. Even people I don't care about at all. They had like Poric Harrington on or something. They had like golfers.

Yeah, they got golfers and stuff like that. People I don't really care about at all. I'm like, this is great. Okay. That Roddy Dial on a while ago. He was good. Yeah, Colomini was on. I like Colomina, yeah.

Bob Geldof was great. Yeah, he talked about his daughter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, yeah, and even the way like, you know, just the way they handle it were like, Tiernan didn't go like, so your daughter's dead and your wife's dead as well. Is there a pattern? See, it's a bit.

suspicious to me, Bobby. Yeah, you know. But he was like, he went into it in a real interesting way where he was like, you know, everyone knows about you when you want, everyone knows about your grief when they see you immediately. And is that like, is that strange the fact that like,

we're all thinking... That your wife and daughter both died of drug overdose? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like we, when we think about you, that's the first thing that's going to come up. It's not the boomtown rats, you know? Moontown rats or even Live Aid.

Yeah, yeah. Live Aid is definitely still his biggest thing. Yeah, but it's like that's what when you mention him

that's going to come up like, yeah, yeah. Like, or maybe he should have probed him on the fact that all the proceeds that were raised

by Live Aid actually got embezzled by African warlords and didn't get like redistributed to the poverty but if you give it to an African warlord

who rapes children like that's still like helping the economy. Bob probably knew that. He did, yeah. And he was like, yeah. I want coney to have it

We need your fucking money Right Okay These African warlords They have got They need a sling some dick Alright So let's fucking do it

Yeah He has like a picture Of the warlord He can't even afford a machete He's got to strangle him With his bare hands We need this to stop He gets tired

He strangles Yeah Have you ever strangled child It's fucking It wrecks you man I rest ahead I've got tennis elbow from all the children

I've strangled I have tendonitis I'm actually going to look up Tommy's interviews because there's some really good ones and like there's ones that I'm like I can't wait to like

watch this you know like you know and it's so different like I'm so you're so used to American style as well worth like so I hear you've got a story

about skiing you can tell it's very polished and yeah it's very like so hey you got this new album tell us about it And they're afraid to, like, talk about anything that isn't, like, a hundred percent, uh, sanitized of the CF and PC, yeah, yeah, it's true. Like, they had fucking, uh, Michael D. Higgins on, okay?

Yeah. And Tommy's, like, how are you getting on? And Higgins immediately, like, oh, I'm just back from Auschwitz. You know? Yeah. And then it's not like, oh, let's change the subject real quick. It's like, let's talk about that for a minute. And then we can be funny, like, afterwards.

Like, yeah. Had Shnade O'Connor on. She was gray. Okay. Yeah. They have, like, great interviews. and then sometimes they'll have more like oh just be a funny one you know they'll have like you know some woman

who's like a sexologist on and she'd be like yeah I'm big in the mickeys and he'd be like oh oh Jesus killer you must be from Leishrom are you yeah yeah that's it that's it yeah yeah there you go I can write for Tommy yeah yeah

give him your packet and he's like most of this is just swastikas you're hired I like it you got something you got Maxie. Yeah, so like Ryan's he's on edge now.

Everybody's on edge now and he knows it. He knows his days are numbered. His days are done. He is like Batista. Especially when coronavirus wipes out all the old people in Ireland there's nobody left watching

late late show. That is the only reason how he doesn't actually have any skills. No, he's not even like he's not pleasant to look at or listen to or think about he's not good on the inside or the outside no no he's just awfulness

through and through yeah yeah yeah if you cracked his skull open which I would love to do yeah yeah crack it open like a boiled egg yeah yeah it'd just be disappointing just like you know

I don't even know what you'd find you to crack his skull open he's such a company man it's probably the RT logo the radio terrific air and just the angel playing on a loop

Yeah, that's my version of Ireland's like the angel's playing I'm just smashing to everybody's head off a rock And then just you look into the distance Yeah, yeah A silent moment of reflection

Then I go back to it Back to work Back to the grindstone Yeah, so actually I want to talk about this I watched Che the first part of Che The Cheap of Harry Yeah the Stephen Sodomberg movie A bit of a slog to be honest

Yeah it's a two-part Two parts Each one is like two hours long Yeah I hear it's very slow And it's done all real cinema verte Okay Where you're just watching them

They don't really explain Much about what's going on Or make it in any way You don't make it Hollywood You know like that Like obviously I don't want it Like to be so Hollywood Where it's like

Yeah we gotta take these guys out Yeah Like Michael Bay slow motion Well the shoes Yeah yeah yeah There are dubs flying Yeah Yeah you know what I mean

Now with John Wu Cheshavar he's got a motorbike and then him and him and Batista switch faces who you good looking then he's hanging out with a door Yeah like I didn't want to that Hollywood But like it's so Non-traditional Hollywood

It's like even like the action scenes are like Very realistic where there's a lot like retreat Go a little bit ahead shoot Shoot a bit duck And even like Like a big part of his history is like he cheated on his wife like he had a wife back in like

Argentina wherever fuck he's from and then when he went off to the revolution he met another girl and he was banging her as well and they don't even really show that too much like he meets a girl and he like starts banging her but don't show it it's like he's just nice to her

like I wouldn't even know when they were banging unless I watched a documentary beforehand and he's mentioned like yeah I got a wife back home and oh revolutions am alright and then it ends with them just getting to

they're just just about to get to Havana and then ends. Okay. Yeah. I've heard though, yeah, like I made of mine watch it said it was very slow.

It was kind of tough to watch. Yeah. I think he's going for like, he's trying to make if you feel like you're with them. So if you're with them, it'd be a lot of waiting. Yeah, yeah.

Okay. Your man who plays Che is good. Is it Benicio Del Toro? Yeah, yeah. He's great. I love Benicio Deltore. I think that's the reason why Sodenberg made those

fucking Oceans movies. Because this was like his passion project. Yeah Beniso's great To do a lot They flash forward to him The UN a few times And like

It's fun They flash forward to him Like hanging out in New York All these like fancy New Yorkie socialists Who were like Oh my God It was so cool

What you did there Can I get your autograph? Oh my God I'm with Che Guevara This is so cool When I come to my art exhibition I think you'd really like him Yeah

And they kind of do Interesting thought I wish they'd play in that more In fact Like he's in this fancy cocktail party And he's like This is what the fuck is this This is not what

You know how many people I've killed Yeah Yeah and then like Gets them wet There's a few like Yeah because all those like Women love a guy who's killed Oh they do

Yeah He is sleigh on the bus But even better If you killed for like A good reason For like a revolution To make the world better That's like oh my god

Yeah That's why all those guys Get 72 virgins You know Yeah Like the woman thinks like Oh if he can like Uh

Like if he can put people In a boat and send them to Florida Was that what he did To Miami Where did he send them to? I don't know

Remember the Cuban boat lifts? Hey, you watch the movie That's the start of Scarface though What is this The Spanish Inquisition Where was Scarface set? Were they Cuban?

Oh, well no It's set in Miami Miami, yeah So that's part of it Like he just took a load Of people on a boat And sent him to Miami Okay, right

So like the girl sees I think He's what he's gonna do my pussy He's gonna put my pussy In a boat And send him to Miami He whips it out Say hello to my little friend Hey?

Yeah Yeah, Shea loved movie references. He's just doing coke. Yeah. Yeah, it's an interesting film. I'd recommend watching scenes from it. But the whole thing is a bit of tough. You've only watched one part, though.

Yeah, one part. Maybe it gets super cool. I feel like I should. But I honestly, I watch a documentary afterwards and I was like, I got way more out of this documentary. Okay. Yeah. And they really skipped, like, apparently, Shee, like, before he became full-on revolution,

he was just driving his motorbike around and getting up to a mischief, you know? Oh, he's a bit of a ratchet. scallion was it? Yeah, yeah, it's just, you know, living the life. And obviously, like, he saw the poor and he's like, I wish to do something about this. Like, a lot of it, like, some funny stories of him, like, in his friend, like, getting drunk in a, in a farmer's shed, and then they think to see a dog, but it's actually, they're so drunk to shoot it, but it's actually

a cow. Then the farmer chases him, they hop on the bike, and he's shooting. Yeah, that's pretty funny. That'd be a fun thing to show in the film. Pretty fucked up to shoot a dog. Although they're, I think they thought he was going to attack him, like, it was just a cow. Yeah. A cow is asleep. This rabid dog will kill us both. yeah yeah yeah but didn't show that in the film at all

oh okay yeah um who knows maybe they'll do another I was thinking it'd be cool like if John Carpenter did like a Che movie and Kurt uh what's his name Kurt Russell Kurt Russell is like yeah yeah that'd be great like yeah yeah and he's like proper like tombstone like Wait is John Carpenter he didn't die didn't

No he's still alive oh it's West Craven Yeah yeah no John Carpter still life apparently he smoked cigarettes all the time Nice watch his basketball Yeah well not anymore yeah yeah yeah and that's when carper's like i'm done it just goes out to the shed with a gun yeah just like wady haroldson and three billboards just writes a note to his wife with him

yeah that was so fun yeah that's a bit of a spoiler actually isn't it yeah it doesn't matter like it's no film and you know even if he know what happens it's still a good movie it is a great movie yeah yeah yeah uh i think i'm going to go see his uh new play martin macdonna what play is it the disactive of uh... Inish something What is it There's no play it's in there

Oh wait have I read this I think I read some of his plays What's the one you read It might be the Of Inish Moore Yeah the detective of Inish Moore Let me look up I think he's like yeah

Oh well you know what else It's going The Book of Mormon Yeah I really want to see that Really want to see that That's so cool That these guys who did South Park

On their spare time We're like let's do a musical And it's like Yeah It's like one multiple Tony Awards Yeah But it'll sell out soon So I want to yeah

I want to get tickets to that That'll be fun to watch Yeah Yeah Yeah And then we'd like Yeah But it's not about Islam

Is it? Fuck the cowards Yeah Yeah It's Lieutenant of Inish Moore Yeah Yeah Yeah

Lieutenant of Inishmore That's what it is There's like The cripplevinish man And the lieutenant It's like a trilogy Yeah Yeah

Well I think that's like Coming to The Gai Is it possibly Yeah I think it's the Geity But it's Yeah

I want to go see that Yeah, it's about a guy's cat gets killed and he's trying to investigate Like John Wick Yeah Yeah Yeah A clever satire on terrorism

The Bewification of violence In contemporary culture And hilarious farce In true McDonough fashion All right Yeah You was reading from your film Yeah

Yeah yeah Yeah What are we doing Fucking advertising this piece of shit Yeah I could do better Yeah

We'll write a play Yeah It's called The Real Lieutenant the initial war He keeps it real Yeah Yeah

Yeah What would be our version It's a cat We've got It's like two cats Yeah You got two cats And he got killed

Yeah Beat that Martin With your hot wife With your hot wife Is his wife hot He dated It's Fleabag Oh

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Him and Fleabag are fucking Nice Imagine that Your wife

Host SNL And you're a successful Playwright Yeah That's the life man I tell you Did they have kids together

No Flebbag wouldn't have kids. Oh, right. Yeah, shouldn't get her pussy tied down to an old

piece of shit Irish retard. I'm not familiar with fleabags I'm watching it. There's a bit where she wanks over

Obama. Ah, why wouldn't you? We've all done that. Yeah, yeah. Come on now. I wank over his ideas more than

ObamaCare yes. Yeah, yeah, yes. Oh, drone strikes. Yeah, let's go to the theater. Let's become like theater people. Yeah, we can record

podcasts afterwards. We're going to buy a Zoom and then we can record during the podcast. It's called a Zoom. Not a Zoom. Oh. Zoom was something else.

I don't know what Zoom is. No, Zoom was like a music player. Oh, was it? Yeah, it was like it was a rival iPod. Oh, it was the Windows one. Yeah, yeah, it didn't work. It was like a Newton. It just failed.

Yeah. Yeah, but we're going to get a Zoom recorder and a second microphone. My mother says she should get it, but that fucking... She'll probably die of Corona. Yeah, good. What age is your mother? I think she's like 50 Ah

She's on the way on You know what's so funny I've got I can say it I don't care I've got cousins who hang around The place you know Yeah And they every time I see him

Look worse You know Oh really? Yeah they're just like They're like Larry King Like you know They're like 40 Look like Larry King

They're just like They're just like conducting interviews From a wheelchair Yeah Yeah So tell me about the Actually want to talk about Larry Larry

You're drooling I was friends with Trump He was friends with Who was he friends with Epstein I don't think he was Not Larry King I want to talk with Larry King in a minute But I was talking about

My mother My cousins now So they smoke They just chain smoke nonstop And they always talk about like You know like immigrants Stuff like that You know like that

Sure yeah They're typical cults You know Typical Carlo lads Yeah just carol lads You know They smoke carols and talk about immigration.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The golden, their big, you know what they think with immigration? What? Put them in a glass box, throw them in the ocean.

Is that right? Yeah. That's a waste of good glass if you ask me. That's a lot of burning sand to make that glass. We have to hire immigrants to make these glass.

All right, once you make that glass box, get in it. I like how, like, they're like, okay, you immigrants, make these boxes.

Why? Don't ask questions, okay? Oh, you'll see. Yeah. Why do these glass boxes say immigrants only? And you spell immigrants wrong. Shut up. Break glass in case of immigrants emergency.

Yeah, so like, they get looking worse and worse. My dad looks healthier and healthier every time I go down. Really? He looks like Aston Coucher now. Oh. Yeah, I think he's losing weight, but not like in a sickly way. Like he's just like looking after himself. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's kind of disappointing. Oh, you were hoping he... He's going to start looking better than me, like... Ah, right. Yeah. Yeah. Well... So he probably won't die of coronavirus either.

Well, maybe. Won't get the farm. You don't want the farm, though, do you? Nah. Well, it'd be nice to sell it, and... It won't be nice to sell it and just have one big blowout, you know? Yeah. Just go to Vegas and die in a hotel room.

Like Nicholas Cage. I was thinking more, like, I'll go to Vegas and see if any country shows playing and, you know, buy some ammo. Just wait, you know. Stephen Paddock. Yeah, yeah. It's still funny, you still don't know why he did that.

No, oh, no. Just like, well, I guess some people just go crazy and shoot people. Anyway, let's move on. Yeah, they really didn't investigate it too well at all. Best not, well, Eminem did a video about it, so. Did he? Yeah.

What do you say about it? No, it was a music video, but the music video was him in a Vegas hotel room. Shooting people? No, it was him, like, setting up, and the SWAT team came in and killed him. Oh, wow. Yeah.

That's pretty dark. That's no, Slim Shady's change, you know. Yeah, yeah, wow. Slim Shady, you know, like. Slim Shady, like Jim Brady, baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's not fucking around anymore. He's like straight up terrorism now.

Really? Yeah, yeah. He's one of the proud boys. Yeah. Slim Shady kills like 80 people in Las Vegas. And we're like, oh, Slim. Slim Shade is whack. What won't he do?

Actually, speaking of like, wiggers I like him now you know Michael Rappaport yes there's a great clip online of him talking about Chapo Trappos Okay

Now if you don't know Chapo Trappos Socialist podcast They're a socialist podcast They're very funny Okay Even if you don't agree with their policies You can still laugh at the jokes like Yeah that's what I like to say about us

Even if you don't agree with everything we say Or anything They're like Even if you don't agree with them I don't know how we're going to finish that sentence Even if you don't agree with them They deserve to be euthanism You can still hate them

Yeah No they're like even if you agree with them You can still hate them We're that unlikable And even like The racist people hate us Even when we did that 12 years of slave Podcasts were like slavery's bad

There's liberal people going like I agree with them But God I hate them To be honest I'd rather prefer I'd side with slave owners before them. Dude, these piece of shit.

They're bummed, Tuberty. Yeah, actually Chappo, I'd recommend now. I've become kind of addicted to it.

I'm working a new job now. I won't say the name the company because actually the company I like the company so much they don't deserve

to be spoken about in this podcast. Oh, because we're just sully the name of this good company. Like, yeah, yeah.

It'd be unfair to them. You're talking about your mother, but not that, not the new job. I'll talk about the company at work beforehand is called Four Seasons Carling,

the manager was what's his name I've forgotten the manager's name already Yeah He kind of He was a bit of a prick Yeah Just prick

Let me look up his name actually Yeah I can't believe I haven't eaten That much today And his address Dermit Dermit Dermit was his name

Yeah Yeah Dermit was the name of my uncle He used to like Psychologically Abused me as a child Really? Oh yeah

He was a real jerk No but he'd be like No I'd be like I'd be like full I talked about this before But he was like You know like everybody in the family thinks you're lazy

and you never worked hard and I was like I was like seven years old I'll try to be better it's like no you're not any good and it's like here James go and do that thing over there like hammer that wall you know do some job and then I'd be bad at it and he'd be like look at this fucking idiot

I'm trying so hard he was a fucking weird me complaining about my dermat doesn't seem that bad now when I'm like my manager's like yeah he's move of a dick you know yeah yeah he made me work during work Oh, fuck him What a scumbar

Yeah But yeah Is your uncle so alive? Yeah, he's still alive Okay He lives in Sweden We should get him on the show And he's still just abusing you

And because I'm such a And then you join in Because I'm such a worm I'm like survival of face I'm like yeah James No one does like you Oh that's true

Oh man He's like Do that shit all the time He was a real weird You know what Uncle Cadden I just got I'm called Uncle Cadden I'm like

You know we should do a podcast instead. That'd be great. You do a podcast with my uncle. So I'm working a new place now It's in a brewery

Yeah So there's lots of times You're just on your own So I'm just in a podcast a lot Because what I'm doing Like you don't really need to be Like listening To what's going on

It's just you're on your own Just doing things like Right Right right Right So Listen to a chapo Trapp house at the moment

And Michael Rappapaport Found out about them Yeah And he was giving them shit And I thought this was fake He literally was like Oh these chapo socialist probably a bunch of

PC nerds fuck them you know and like I've noticed the way they speak they always try and use a hip hop dialect it's chump it's chump yeah he called it chump what does that I don't get it what does that mean I don't know it's chump

yeah he said so it's not like a popularised term that's just something he said it's like it's chump it's kind of like it's whack but I don't think he even realised the irony of like someone complain about like white people using hip hop language he's like literally the oldest

Wigger alive Yeah, yeah He's like in his 50s like That shit's crazy dog These motherfuckers don't know I'm putting them on wax son Yeah You know what it is

It's like aren't you 76 Yeah He's pretty embarrassing Yeah I always liked him though No he's a great character actor Yeah He's a very good actor

It's just when I'd say If you're just hanging out And be like Please stop talking Yeah Just talk normally man Stop like Stop saying fizzle and stuff

Yeah I won't even say that one I bet you I bet you every now and again Rappaport it just slips out Oh definitely What up Matt

And that's why he wasn't invited To host the BET Yeah yeah For a second time I bet you he's like No I can say it I do the documentary About Tribe Qual Quest

I can say it Yeah I got his permission Who's permission Ah I'm some black ghost by the way i like chapo trappos a lot i haven't listened to it but i must try you should yeah there's some great episodes like um and it's interesting now because um because bernie's kind of doing okay in the elections

they're trying to use um chappo's a way to attack bernie oh because of his affiliation with it because they kind of they say some kind of wild shit don't they yeah well it's not even like they're actually so much more tamed than us and like on purpose like because they know they can't me say it, they can't be like, they can't talk about molesting Ryan Tuberty on air. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They can't just be like, like, for instance, they didn't know like

what, say and what not to say, which is something we haven't developed, yeah. Like, you don't go up to them like, yo, Joe Biden retarded, bitch. You know, they like, they say it more eloquently than that. Okay, right. And they try and like, be more truthful than us and stuff like that, yeah. Like, the big thing they're trying to tack Chapo

on was like they're being sexist against Elizabeth Warren. Right, okay. Because they support Bernie. Yeah, yeah. And the big thing they use is, like, they always hiss when they talk about Elizabeth Warren, because she's a snake.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then that's literally their level. Okay. It's like they hiss when they talk about her. That's as far as they go. Yeah, yeah. And they do a live show and mention it, and then the audience all hisses.

Right, right. They use that as like, oh my God, their angry mob all hissed because of their hatred of women. Yeah, okay. So they try and paint them as like a bunch of kind of incels. Yeah, yeah. It's actually, this is how bad it's gotten.

because one of them, Will Menaker's name, his dad actually used to work for New York Times. Okay. As a fiction editor now, he just, like, not like, even, like, as a proper journalist. Yeah, yeah. Write fiction reviews, basically, okay? And his grandfather was actually possibly a Russian spy. Okay. Okay.

Now, when I say Russian spy, I mean, like, he might have gone to the Kremlin and going, like, can I give you some information? The Kremlin was, like, you have nothing to give us. Yeah, yeah. And the FBI investigator, like, he's probably useless. that's about it like but now they're kind of go like

oh this is obviously a Russian way to to to um

the conspiracy's theory is the Russians are using chapel trap house as a way to get Bernie to be a

democratic nomination because they know he'll lose the Trump okay and it's a secret Russian way

to get Trump elected and no way he can stop that's by voting for Joe Biden oh wow yeah

yeah that's but fucking mental but I'm worried now like let's say we come out against like let's say we become like real shin fein because i'm become more socially conscious now because i watch chay you know like that so i'm like yeah we should like you know you know power to the people uh you know bankers should be executed um in front of their children yeah yeah yeah and then their children we should

take the resources for ourselves and stuff that live in a socialist uh paradise paradise like like um socialist wakonda you know like that yeah sure yeah so let's say we went and we're like we're pro-shin fein i'd be worried that they could use our past statements in the podcast the way to attack shin fein oh yeah the fact their affiliation of us yeah yeah yeah more detrimental to their like history with the IRA look the omobalman was bad have you heard this podcast where the IRA make a statement going on we are in no way affiliated with brian and you ah i would like to put on record that we do not in any way endorse what these monsters say now yes I will shoot a child in the face

to free this country but I will not speak disparagingly about 12 years of slave it was a wonderful picture okay and slavery was indeed very bad over to you yeah

the issue of a child in the face but only a Protestant child come on not an animal yeah yeah yeah that's class yeah I would love that one I would I would like you smirch the good name of the IRA

yeah yeah I think we could become an Irish Chapo Trap House. Yeah? Yeah, we start like affecting policy. We need to do something to get our numbers up. Yeah.

Jesus, yeah. We're not even hitting double digits these days. No, God. Even the fucking, you know what I was thinking? This is real depressing, but like, say if I

like just rented out, like, no, if I built a studio, a bit like Anthony Coomia, okay? I just set up a little studio in my bedroom okay and it's like a tree camera set up okay and it's like a live feed

of my room okay and I just got naked and like wore Joker makeup okay and just like did loads of cocaine okay

and just started screaming like obscenities and just screaming like crazy conspiracy theories about like how like women started coronavirus okay you know because they want to kill

white men or something like that okay this all sounds good to me That will get so much more views than us. That's true. Yeah, you should definitely do that. Well, when 40, that's like my backup plan.

This is my plan B. Okay. Yeah, yeah. That's your plan B. Yeah, and then you call us something like that will get people's attention like a guerrilla Holocaust or something like that, you know, like that.

Just something completely abstract that gets people attention. And then I'm just like wanking on camp and, you know, talking about Jews. And I would get more fans as well. I would, yeah. I get a definitely more dedicated fan base. even IRA would back you

yeah the IRA oh this is what we're all about finally somebody speaking the truth doing it in the way it should be done they have me do live show like let's say like Mary Lou's going to do a speech she has me call on beforehand

just just in the you know just wanking naked like and they're like that's it that's what we could become if we united I'll tell you, well, that's a good plan B.

I've watched that for sure. Yeah, anyway, what are we talking about? Yeah, Chapo, Trappos. I'm going to check my notes. Yeah, check your notes, yes. See if we have anything to talk about. All right. Let's see, if we're salvaging the other one, you know,

we're kind of coming up on like an hour. How long was that last one? It was like 20 minutes. Yeah, yeah. So we're at like 40 minutes now So yeah But like I'd rather just be safe We'll just keep going

Okay Yeah yeah And then like if that can be the bonus one Yeah Yeah yeah Yeah But what a bonus For the listeners

Like they're like oh I lost my job And I have no reason to live I might as well Oh a bonus episode A bonus episode Put away that rope and stool It's all gravy

And then the listen's like Two minutes are like Give me back that rope and stool I'll tell you why I watched as well Last Temptation of Christ Oh The Scorsese movie I've never seen it

Interesting Yeah Again I wouldn't recommend it really Yeah yeah You could tell like Scorsese's religious And this is him like It's almost like he's struggling with religious identity on screen

Whereas a lot of like William to foes Jesus He's going around telling people What the love of God And everyone else is like You fucking crazy and a lot of people say he's crazy are making much better points than him

where he's like we need love and we need bread and he's like with love you can get bread and you're like you're crazy and they don't really have an answer for that okay so it's kind of pointing out that there's you know

like to sort of adopt a religious ideology is all well and good but how does it actually benefit you yeah yeah sure okay but I don't know if that was the intention or not I think it was meant to be I think the film was meant to tell you about like Yeah, he just persisted

Even though they point out all the arguments They just pointed out how his logic was completely flawed Every single way And he just powered through and he got crucified Like a real hero It's a happy ending It's funny how like Catholics and well Christians Like their hero is a fucking wimp who got crucified

Yeah, a little bitch like yeah Where you look at Muhammad He's just riding around on the horse killing people and fucking like a 12 year old girl Like a real man Yeah That's a profiting And said your watch too

Yeah like a high tea He was like the rock He was Dway in the rock Yeah Yeah Yeah Oh my God You know the way

You can't make a movie About the Prophet Muhammad Yeah Well maybe you can't You can't have him As the main character So like There's movies being made

But it's always like Guys around that time And they're like Hey This guy over there You can't see him This guy over here called Muhammad, he's talking about crazy stuff about Allah. And the guy's like, oh, he sounds pretty good.

And they're like, hey, Muhammad's going, Prophet Muhammad's going to war. Let's do it. And they'll show the war, but they'll never show Mohammed. Okay. They'll be like, oh, we're fighting here. And Muhammad's over there. And apparently he's a really good fighter, but we can't show it. But trust us, he's kicking ass.

But the rock is so likable. Yeah. I think he could actually be cast as the Prophet Muhammad. And ISIS would be like, we're okay with this. Even the Ayatollah Khomeini would be to be like, yeah, you know what? I do like... I smell what he's cooking.

Leng the smell down on all the jihad. Yeah, he smells... The smell he's cooking. Why he smells, it's like Islamic caliphate. But yeah, so he cast him as like the Prophet Muhammad and Kevin Hart to be like the wacky sidekick. No, he'd be the 12-year-old girl. Yeah, yeah.

Banged by the rock. Yeah, yeah. Break his spine in three places again Which again, people used that as like a way to attack Christians as a whole No, sorry, Muslims as a whole They're like, oh, your prophet Fucked a 12 year old Yeah, so get on my shop

You're not allowed in Asda now, you know? But like Jesus would have fucked 12 year old If wasn't such a cook like Yeah, that's true, there's too much of a bitch Jesus didn't have game to fuck a 12 year He didn't fuck anyone Well, what about Mary Magdalene? Well, the official story, he was a hoo-

You know what's so funny as well? In the official story, he died a virgin. And they're like, we prefer that and they think that he... So Jesus is the original in-cell. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, because he'd be hanging around with the whores. Yeah.

With the prostitutes, I mean, sorry. He didn't bang him. Yeah, and he was like, oh, no. He just hung out with, like, 12 guys. He's like, you better listen to everything I have to say. I'm just going to talk about my magic daddy. Yeah, because men are magical. It's a man in the sky that controls everything.

And women are awful. Boo. Yeah. my mother didn't even have sex So like So obviously if we're having a fight now Muhammad would win against like All the like and then like

But who played Jesus You got Dwayan there off Johnson is Muhammad Who's a good Jesus Or like Andrew Garfield or something They would be someone like that Ansel Adam A baby driver Oh baby driver

A baby driver He's got a car as well Directed by Edgar Wright Yeah It's like fast cuts Of like wine going into a chalice communion bread Chish

Chish Chish Chish Yeah But yeah Last Temptation of Christ is an interesting

movie More for fans of Scorsese is like an interesting oddity because he made it right

for Goodfell's as well It's all right Which is interesting Like How was it received actually? Very controversial

Box off his bomb Okay They Someone tried to burn down They actually did They burnt down The cinema in France

Cause of it Oh wow People got seriously Burned Jesus Do you Who? exactly

you know why he was controversial you know the story about it no so listen this listen hey kids I'm listening yeah hey so Jesus it goes in the normal story Jesus

okay he's like going around talking to this shit yeah yeah and he's like you know drop of knowledge on some foods you know he brings Lazarus back from the dead it's a bit and he's like hey why don't you drink that

water you're like yeah where is this wine whoa whoa yeah this guy's crazy he's like David Blaine Yeah, and then they're like, hey, why don't you eat all that fish? Like, there's no fish for, oh my God.

Look at all these hair fishes. This guy's fucking awesome. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's the name? Harvey Kytel plays, what's the name, Judas in it? He is the best part of it. And you know what? When he first shows up, you're like, hey, it's Harvey Kitell playing Judas.

It's hilarious. Yeah. But he's actually such a good actor, and you kind of forget, like, how good an actor he is. He's so good. Because the whole thing about Judas is, he's proper like, this is Jesus. He's fucking great. Yeah. He loves Jesus.

And eventually he just gives up. like you're fucking crazy Jesus I can't help you anymore and I need some cash yeah need my silver 30 pieces of silver yeah yeah yeah

Bowie's in it as well Punch his pilot I think yeah he's only one senior like why didn't have more this this is way better just hearing William the foe talk about like his daddy

wait so so it's controversial because it goes the normal story okay and then Punch his pilot sentenced him to be crucified and then he's up on the cross and they're hammering in the nails

and everything. Yeah. Then a little girl shows up and it's like, hey, you know what, Jesus? It's okay. I'm sent from heaven. Heaven. Yeah. And I'm here to get you down. And he's like, what? And he's like, yeah, it's true. Look, everyone's going home and all the guys who are crucified him just walk home. And then they pick Jesus down.

It's like, oh, well, what do we do now? And she's like, yeah, you're done. You've done your job. You prove to God that that you're going to sacrifice yourself. And now, it's okay Okay Yeah

You can just go Live a normal life now Wow Jesus is like Oh Alright So then he goes With Mary Magdalene

And uh To start a family And they show him Fucking Oh really Yeah They show him Insider

Oh yeah Give me that Jesus Dick In out In out You're ready For the second Coming

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah In one more time Come Um No homo

Yeah And then wonder why she's not satisfied And then hit her Yeah, yeah, yeah So it's kind of like What's put a time in Hollywood Where we're all waiting for Sharon Tid To get murdered

That doesn't happen But listen to this, okay So then they have a kid, Kid dies Oh Yeah, his wife dies Mary Magdalen dies Okay

He's like, what the fuck This is awful like And then he sees like Some, you're walking along the street And he sees a guy preach about Jesus And he's like, I'm Jesus I'm like, no you're not He's like, what?

Oh What's going on? And then they flash forward to like he's old he's in old age makeup and everything's burning oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and then like can I guess

is this all a dream that he's having while he's crucified guess who the little girl was Mary Magdalene no his mother of Mary virgin Mary I would no well I don't know it's all a dream it's the devil

oh it's the devil this is why you failed church this is why I was the worst alter boy the devil appears the little girl the most innocent sexy Yeah Yeah yeah yeah

Yeah yeah Yeah Yeah, devil was a little girl Okay So it was a trick All right Okay Yeah

And then all the You know Judas in there You fucking asshole You ruined everything You piece of shit I believed I believed in you

I was right to betray you You fucking piece of shit Okay And he's like Oh God And he runs out And everything's on fire He's like God

Oh no This is I feel fucked up God and then he wakes up on the cross on the cross yeah okay and then he looks up and he goes I see it now and it cuts the white

oh okay so like he sacrifices himself to save the world yeah okay yeah I don't see how that's controversial because of the sex scene now this is based on novel

where he also had sex okay because that sex scene people went crazy and they were like I think they were like throwing blood on cinemas and stuff like that hopefully their own blood murder yeah

you're at the wrong what it's not straight oh I'm sorry this is for planned parenthood I don't know what you're talking yeah that's interesting yeah that that bit is interesting but I think if you're religious you get more of it because you're like

yeah that's right Jesus is telling them the truth but if you're like me because I've been poisoned by Bill Maher and his goddamn Bill Maher and his sneaky Jewish ways you know so I'm just watching him like why is anyone listening to this

you know remember that documentary religious. Yeah. But like everyone's like, yeah, it's so like, you know, like they were really like patting him on the back. But he's going around to these like places where the people are like kind of living in shitty impoverished areas. They're not very well educated. And religion is the only thing that gets them through their horrible life. And then he's just there like, you're an idiot. You fucking idiot. You believe in some man. What? Just because your four year old died of leukemia, you think he's in heaven. No, he's rotten. in the ground you fucking idiot

just showing up at like a funeral for a child and they're like let's say a prayer and he's like wait a minute what are you fucking stupid hey new rule your kid ain't in heaven he's in the fucking ground I've been Bill Maher thank you very much good night worm food baby yeah

yeah it was like kind of dumb and he was going to do a sequel as well and he was like what are you going to cover in a sequel yeah but they're still you go back to them 10 years and it was like you're still an idiot yeah I don't know I don't like Billmore I don't think many people do

People who like him are like Older people who like They're liberal But they were liberal But they've kind of like They've got mortgage now And you're like Yeah yeah

I don't want to fucking I want to fucking give pay taxes Well see they realize the futility And being you know In any way Politically motivated Because it's all run by the same thing You know

And it's all just Go on towards the same End Yeah and they're kind of like Yeah I believe that Fooey back in the but I've grown up Yeah

But I don't know Like I was all for like peace and love And liking everyone But then all these Muslims got here And I was like Wait a minute Oh wait a minute 9-11 baby

Waiter There's too many Muslims in my soup What is this Muslim doing in my soup? I believe it's the backstroke sir Get out You're flier Yeah All right we're hitting 50 minutes

Yeah let's We'll finish up a minute All right I'm just going to look up and see what films I've been watching lately This is always a good I watched Mulholland Drive Oh I've been

I really want to rewatch that actually Well it was international women's day Yeah And I was like how do I celebrate this And I didn't want to be You know what I was going to tweet some about International Women's Day

About how much I respect women and stuff like that But I thought hey wait a minute You know what would be really respectful If I let the women speak Yes so then you took the gags out of their mouth and then they said too much so you put the guy back in

oh no no no bad idea bad idea, bad idea do over I was like I'm gonna let you speak okay I'll remove the ball gag but bear it not be anything negative about me okay

I'm watching you and this is loaded so just watch what you say yeah just say you like Mary Curey shut up yeah Yeah, yeah. So it was international woman's day and I was like, I'm going to watch this Mulholland draw. I haven't seen it before.

Oh, it's great. It's great. Yeah, yeah. It's so disturbing. It perfectly represents what it's like for a woman to be in Hollywood. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like there's a scene in it, if you haven't watched it, seen it where a woman is singing and she's seeing her heart out, then she just collapses, but the song keeps going to because it's pre-recorded. And that's Billy Oedish's future. That's going to be her future. Because that's like basically the metaphor there, I believe, anyway, is, yeah, we're using you now. If you collapse, it doesn't matter.

We own the rights to your music. We don't give a fuck. It's like you cease to be a person and you're more commodity or a brand. Like Michael Jackson, like his music still sells, you know, but he's dead 10 years. You sing your heart out, you fall on stage and it's throwing you a fucking skip. Yeah. And then they make money off your course. They make more money off you when you.

you're dead. So Billy Elish, watch out. Yeah, watch out. Plus, he's a guy from debt roll records. Shug Nite.

Yeah. Shug Nite's back. He's coming for you, Billy. Run, Billy, Ryan, it's Shug Nite. Will Billy Eilish escape the grips of Shugnight?

Find out next week on Hollywood. Hollywood Squares. Hey, you want a bad guy? Here I come. Yeah. Yeah, Billy Lish, we should watch out, because there's a, the thing with any one in the industry, but definitely women much more. Because women, it's like, if you're over 30 in that industry, they treat you like a coronavirus.

Yeah, that you're literally on the way out. You got to self-isolate and you can't go near us. Speaking of the grimness of Hollywood, I mean, it's a bit, we'll just briefly mention, Harvey just got 23 years. Yeah, he's going to jail. Yeah, obviously, you don't want to speak ill of Weinstein. Great man that he is. Yeah, he got 20. I was thinking to be funny

Okay If like this probably won't happen He won't be in like Gen Pop Like he'll probably be in like a fancy prison Yeah But it's funny if I was picturing Like detrow him in prison

And like three guys show up And it's like A white supremacist Like a nation of Islam guy And then like MS 13 Like some Latino And they're like Yo we got to talk

All right And he's like What's and they're like We want you to produce our film Okay It is the year 233. Okay, here's the elevator, bitch. All right. Yeah, it's like, yeah. You listen to this, okay. It's Star Wars meets Star Trek.

It's never been done. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is going to happen. Yeah, with little hints of the girl the dragon tattoo. It's a winner. And then like Harvey Weinstein at first, he's like, no, I'm not in the industry anymore. But he's like, God, yeah, yeah, try to get out, you pull me back in. And he starts prison pictures, okay. Oh, yeah. Production rip. Prison Pictures Productions Yeah, prison pictures

Productions, okay Tree Peas Three Pea Productions, okay And the whole thing is like We make movies, all right but they're written, produced and shown only prisons Yeah, yeah

And it's like a It's a way to get, um You take troubled criminals, okay and you get them on the arts and they teach them how to molest women Because they're like Yo Harvey I don't know how to do it

Do I just reach up and touch your tits? And he's like, no, no, no, no. No, come on, John. That is so basic. All right, just listen, okay. You got to invite them into the hotel room. You come out, you're wearing a robe. What?

Oh, it's massage time, honey. And they're like, so I got the robe tied? He's like, no, you untie the robe. You let them see it. Yeah, it's just flapping around, carefree, like a candle in the wind. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So, yeah, Harvey, he'll be back.

It's funny as well that they've put them in prison just as coronavirus hits They've isolated him He's actually safe right in all of us Yeah So does it like Imagine coronavirus

Only killed the women that accused him Yeah Harvey you've done it again Son of a bitch What a good plan What you were really thinking 10 steps ahead there We create this fake virus

In China And we pretend that they're dying Well actually this Israeli agents killing those of Chinese people and then they moved their way to Italy and they killed those Italians and then the England and stuff like that and it was all to the big scam

to kill like three broads well you know he actually during his sentencing his hearing he gave like a big speech did he though he was advised not to and apparently it's like really weird and kind of almost accusatory and just like I'm a nice guy and these women

or blah blah we should try and find I'm pretty sure the transcript is online I'm a victim of the system yeah pretty much shit like that he's comparing what's happening now with the Me Too movement to like McCarthyism and the 50s

and all communism Red Scare thing so it's like it's really long like I kind of skimmed through it but it's really long we should yeah we should actually

maybe I'll look up the words Harvey Weinstein speech Yeah yeah you'll find like an article about it but we're already like

hit him an hour so we don't know what a great way to end it is read out the full speech another bonus for all you hip cats out there I'll just read

like some excerpts from it so I'm on a thing here I'm CNN.com yes he was confused bragged about his charity money he raised money for 9-11

when he funded Al Qaeda yeah yeah yeah lamented that children won't speak to him that's sad they probably didn't speak to him beforehand.

Yeah. He's like a notorious asshole. Like he's a piece of shit. Yeah, that's right. I've said it. Harvey's a dick. Yeah. Well, that's even worse

than we said slavery was bad last time. We were really taking all the hot takes. What are you going to say next? Six million is a unrealistic figure. No. Like, I'm always interested in like men's a policy. apologies when they're me-toed because they have to like dance a fine line

of like yeah this is completely untrue but I apologize to women for the things I definitely didn't do yeah I have great remorse for all the men and women going through this crisis right now in our country you know the movement basically started with me and I think what happened you know

I was the first example and now there are thousands of men who are being accused I think that and I can't help looking at Jessica and Mimi and hope that something of our old friendship it means

could still emerge he's basically like I hope we can still be friends yeah yeah we're still cool yeah we good

we good yeah yeah it's really long like the speech like the full time yeah I'm trying I was going to read it out

and it's like such it's so it's so rambling it's like it is kind of like the ramblings of like a semi-dimensioned

old man you know what happens is when you read it you try and fix it up yeah and you're like wait I can't fix this up no it's actual

gibberish But yeah, I would say go and read it. The full thing's online. It kind of half of it doesn't make sense. It's a lot of like, you know, so, you know, the friendship thing and, uh, yeah, I grab the titties. I like how he says here, I know great power in the industry. I was just a lowly executive. Oh, I was just a janitor, basically.

And he said Jennifer Aniston should be killed. You wanted to kill Jennifer Aniston? Yeah, yeah, and Affleck as well. And Affleck. yeah anyway I'm just going through it here you're just reading

but we're still recording yeah you just keep talking yeah just give me a second like I'm trying to get to the end it's so long it's very long yeah it's very long I didn't even read

the whole thing all right yeah yeah imagine if it's like yo peace at the end it goes your peace

this is the end word yeah all is forgiven yeah yeah look do you think you'll do the full 23 years

of course not No, I doubt it And you know what Probably won't even die Like He's still like Got money A lot of these

Rich people now Just get young blood And get pumped into the system Sure Yeah Yeah So like you know He'll probably live to be like

107 Yeah And he'll be a strong 107 year old You know Yeah Kind of like What was his name

David Rockefeller Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah And still doing pushups And shit

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah No he'll probably Run for president just come on a pot plant

that's the state of the union let's just end it on a good one like because we can't just end on me silently reading and then like going on like Weinstein I'm surprised they haven't done a Weinstein movie yeah that would be interesting who would want to play

well actually no entourage I've been rewatching a lot Entrage, which does not age well. Really? They might as well call it Me Too, the TV show. It's very, like, it's sexist, misogynist, homophobic,

racist. Like, I'm not like a, you know, particularly woke individual. But even I was like, Jesus Christ. But there's a character in it called Harvey Weinberg or something. Oh, yeah, actually do. Yeah, yeah. He's like, really like loud, abusive. Like, this fucking cunt, I'll slit your fucking throat.

Yeah. And it's clearly meant to be Harvey Weinstein. So he's already sort of been portrayed on the screen. But it's funny, the amount of people watch them, like, what a legend. Yeah, yeah. They've got posters of all the entourage guys, and they're like, this show spoke to me in a way that, like, you know the way, you know way Muslims

got the Quran? I've got entourage. Man, that show is actually so, like, is it? It's, like, I couldn't believe it. It's like, I was re-watching it, like, and it's just like, it's so just overtly, like, really sexually aggressive and abusive

to women. It's like, ah, this little whole, I thought. a fucker fuck the three times who gives you fuck you know she fucked everybody she's sucking it's just like continuous but like it's always portrayed and like oh these guys are really cool and likable even though like they're real pieces of shit the women and again i'm not like a fucking you know real who you're trying to impress yeah but you know speaking ill about entourage but i'm just saying they worked hard you should rewatch it because it has not aged well at all really no not at all yeah i know i won't say names but i know some people like legit like

They even know themselves now But at the time they were like Man I fucking worshipped that show I mean I watched it when it came out But in my defence I was like 15 So I was like this is class There was a bunch of guys walking around Secondary school

Pret to be Ari Get him on the phone That fucking asshole Yeah But anyway Yeah just this praying to have a little Asian gay guy to yell at Like that was their dream

Every for Christmas They're like mommy can I have an Asian gay man To yell at And they're like maybe next year If eat all your greens They were a movie as well Yeah, I didn't even see I haven't watched the movie

We should watch it for the show Yeah, let's do that That would be fun, yeah Yeah, yeah And then we can get Jeremy Piven On the show, yeah He can tell us how he didn't sexually assault those women Yeah, yeah

Yeah, on the set of entourage actually Well, was it? I think one of the incidents happened on the set of entourage, yeah Oh my God There's been a few cases against him As long as Johnny Drama's okay I don't care

it's a bad show as well it's actually really badly written the dialogue is terrible see there's not really much it's awful it literally it's like we're going to make the movie we're not going to make the movie

doesn't there's not really anything else like it's like oh the movie's happening people didn't like it okay here's the next movie you know what I mean it's like very cyclical but even Silicon Valley is like that but at least Silicon Valley is well written

and funny is not well written like the character development is non-existent I like shite. It's just not a good show. There's no real progression for the characters.

No, no, it's just not good. Like, they would, like, they tried to do anything. I think I remember we're like, what's the main guy was like addicted to the drugs and then Eminem, Eminem beat him up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, that was in the last season, I think. Was it? Yeah, yeah. No, I used to think it was great, but rewatching it now, I'm like, but like, whatever about it. Are you rewatching it right now? No, see, I'm not like rewatching the whole thing.

I was back at Monaghan. Okay. kind of on the we have like sky Atlantic is it yeah yeah so it's like the box set so it's just kind of like

it's interesting it's a bad show but I couldn't stop watching it it was like it's like McDonald's or something it's like I know it's bad but I just keep going back

for more well you know the way women and to an extent men but mostly women like watch like Love Island but even worse than that they like a lot of women

like watching like the real housewives and it's all these really bitchy country women throwing wine at each other and they like that because it's like oh yeah I'm just like

that and it's almost like the worst part of themselves can be shown on screen yeah that's true it is like yeah it's like you know vicariously living out the worst aspects of you

as a person in like this it's kind of like you know like eastbound and down yes it's kind of like sometimes it's kind of fun to watch Kenny Powers

be a piece of shit but that show was like smart enough to be like oh yeah but this is like ridiculous like we're turning up to 11 like whereas entourage is like like there's no self-awareness.

The entire time it's like, we are awesome. Yeah. It's so cool. It would definitely, it would definitely be a political statement. And I wouldn't do it now. It would be funny if you started just walking around town, like, Dublin,

full entourage get up, like entourage t-shirt, entourage hat, special entourage shoes. I got like a Johnny drama tattoo on my chest. Yeah, yeah. He spoke to me, man. And you know, like, Flavor Flav is a clock around his neck. You got that with a TV just playing it. just a full TV

I have terrible back problems but it's worth it because I love and you're such like edge lord that you're like we're having a woman's book group

to discuss the work with Emily Dickinson you show up like Yo Where all these bitches Yeah Median Yeah

We're gonna get Aquaman too All right Yeah Pablo Ascalor Maybe Quiet you awful man but yeah yeah

anyway that's I think that's yeah that was a good one now you know what even if we lost the first 20 minutes I think

we salvaged it yeah yeah so we're pros yeah yeah and you know what if we lost

the first 20 minutes it's the listener's fault yeah pieces of shit that's what you get for like an entourage scum entourage

oh yeah you know what we watched 12 years of slave yeah next movie entourage it's a natural

and we can draw lots of parallels bye