Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 65 : The Two and a Half Men Tribute

Episode Date: March 17, 2020

We talk about Carry On, A Touch of Frost, Obama and then read a Two and a Half Men script to honor our fallen heroes who died protecting our freedoms.

coffee, weed, antibiotics. We're just crushing it here. Yeah, I'm doing yogurt off some girls' tits. Yeah. Yeah. Greek style. Yeah, yeah. Well, if it's Greek style, it'll be a little boy. And believe me, that was his first choice.

But then I discovered democracy, so it's okay. Okay, yeah. I don't discover it, I found democracy. You know, what's very interesting, it's funny, is because that oil rig one's like, I'm proud of the fact that we didn't go straight to a paedophilia joke. Yeah. And then literally the first joke you make is like, Yeah, I was banging a Greek boy

Yeah Yeah, well I'm released now You know, you gotta love what you do Well that other podcast Like we were wearing like suits And stuffy colours Like we gotta be presentable now We have to present those two people see four

And now Now I'm just loosening the tie I'm like yeah baby It's rocking row Don't make you horny It's like MTV Crabs Yeah

Yeah That's how I kind of feel You ever get, I've noticed when recording a podcast When we first recorded a podcast I used to be all nervous Yeah, yeah And now when we record it When walking up to record it

I feel like, you know like When SEAL Team 6 are going to assassinate someone It's like they're fucking ready They're ready, they've humped They've done the training Yeah, yeah They know what they're doing here They know what's going on

It's all fun in games baby Bang bang bang bang bang Bang bang! Yeah they shot Bin Laden made And then they all died One after the other I think there's only like one of them left See, I don't know what to believe

Because I heard that But then there's a guy Who goes around fucking Fox News and stuff Who claims to be the guy who shot Bin Laden Yeah, yeah And he's like, yeah, I shot him And people were just like, do you have any proof? He's like, you wouldn't have proof, would I?

Because it was a secret mission, you idiot Yeah Anyway, show me your girlfriend's tits Yeah Yeah, yeah He's on Howard Stern claiming to have shot bin Laden Let me see some titties, Howard, they'll tell you everything Come on, get some truckers to call in

all right Robin get them out you need to find out what happened of Bin Laden she's never got them out you're crazy no no wrong yeah can't do the voice James you know that let's talk with something else

I thought this is funny so I go at DKIT represent yep Dundalk we actually we checked the elections they might have announced elections are happening today

yeah yeah well that is why people are tuning in for this yeah why are they talking on an oil rig we need to know It was so funny It's like we're like Let's give you live updates

In the election But by time to hear This will be like Two weeks after or something No No announcement yet But we'll keep you informed We'll stay with this story

All night if we have to But anyway Yeah Yeah So like There's a student nurse In KIT Dundalk Institute

Technology Okay yeah And she's actually Shut her doors What do you mean Shut her doors Because of Corona What

She sent an email Going like If you're sick Don't come to me Oh the student nurse has Yeah So it's just like You're on your own

Yeah it's just like martial law has been declared in GKIT every man for himself the head just got up with a trumpet like and when you hear that it's like all crimes legal now boys get me the yorks

yeah because it's Dumbach yeah yeah they do you love your drugs up there don't you make you feel proud does it yeah it's actually hard to get drugs now in Dundalk what? Yeah I don't believe that to be true at all

Yokes I mean obviously coke you can get nobody Coke, you fall over a fucking banana and there's cocaine, yeah. In Dundalkis, when you go to a shop instead of giving you your change and just give you a bag of Coke. Yeah, yeah.

Coke is everywhere. Yeah, it is. Why do you think cocaine has become more and more accessible to the common man like me and you? Okay, well, it's becoming... I remember when I was growing up, right? When I was like a teenager, smoking weed, that's grand, but like Coke would be like, no fucking way.

I'm never touching Coke. What are you talking about? But it has become more normal. I think one of the things that really normalized that was the head shops and the kind of like you know around 2008 to 2011 or whenever so that essentially for those couple of years you could walk into a head shop and buy synthetic coke synthetic weeds synthetic pills all legal like literally you go in there as like with 50 quid come out with a big bag of drugs and get fucked up and like even people that never touched coke before like I had never done coke but like when methadron was right. I was like, yeah, fuck it, give me a bit of that, got mad into it, then got into Coke. So it definitely was like a, I think it, I mean, I'm not blaming head shops entirely, but I think they did contribute to the normalization or destigmatization of Coke use. Thank you and good night.

It was a great time back, I kind of missed it, but think about, there literally was a time in Ireland where like you wake up in the morning, you get your dole, yeah, you go to a head shop, you go to Paddy Power. You are explaining my life. That was my life. Really? I didn't do Patty Power. you pussy you go paddy power you go to the pub yeah and uh repeat repeat repeat

where else would you go uh no like you know what was great about it there used to be like in dublin like a 24 hour hatch so literally after the nightclub but like three in the morning you go pick up another little bag of coke for 30 quid and go back to the gavs and like it was ridiculous it was so but like i have a lot of like mental health problems now and i'm going to say that that definitely was a contributing factor because still nobody really knows was in all that shit, you know, it was just kind of like the chemical compounds were tweaked slightly to like for the legal loophole. So I was smoking shit and snorting shit didn't know what it was, didn't care. I'm so jealous. I was a fucking idiot though. I'm so

jealous though. How stupid is that? I was like, hey, here's this mystery substance that's going to fuck me up and I don't know what it is. Hey, a man wouldn't sell me a bad drug. They'd get sued. Yeah. Yeah. Your honor. I know me lot. Well, at least you got drugs made by someone else. I've got to make my own. Oh, do you? Just in the bathtub. Yeah.

Pouring, like, perfume and parcel and dawsing in and mixing it all around. Bleach. Bleach. Just bleach. And what else? Like, just some crayons in there and just bubbles. Gummy bears just to sweeten it up a little bit. Sugar, spice and everything nice.

I end up making the Power Puff girls. I'm like, I can't sniff this. I can, but. Yeah. Yeah, it was crazy, though. say that definitely contributed to head shops big time. Well obviously like I think we are going to get to stage

where like you just go on tour or like the dark web and get your pills and no one you can't even stop it like it's too prevalent and the government just gives up. Good. Who made it illegal? Who made head shops illegal? Is it Brian Cown? Yeah I think he was in he was the T-Shark at the time. Yeah.

Did you ever see like great clip of a St. Patrick's day a few years ago when Brian Cown was T-Shuck where he went over to America and Joe Biden was there. Right. And Joe Biden, of course, he's always fucking up when he talks. Yeah. And he was like, yeah, you know, poor Brian Cowan. He said something like, Mr. Cown, the T-shock, good to see you.

I'm sorry to hear about your mother's dead. I mean, your father's dead. Someone's dead. One of them's alive. That's what matters. Yeah, 50-50. Yeah. Just mumbling his words.

You win some, you lose some. You know, the reason that's why gay marriage is legal in America is because, like, because Obama wouldn't say yes. Obama, they're asking Obama he's like, well you know it's a complicated issue, state's rights and then Joe Biden asked Joe Biden is like, yeah, what, is it legal?

I don't know, I support him. Obama supports it too and Obama's like, shut the fuck up. Motherfucker, I will kill you. No, again, no. That's not even how I talk. Isn't, isn't. Oh, I am Obama.

That's close to us. Hey, it's Obama. Hey, hello. I don't mind if you do the voice, James. I think you're a very funny young man and I know there's no malice and what you're saying. It's all for fun and comedy.

understand that. Mr. Obama, thank you for being on the podcast. Well, call me Barry. Oh, peace out. Barry. No, don't peace out. Oh, no. I ruined it. I ruined it. Ah, I was so close. I was out the door. Take the money and run but I blew it. I blew it.

Is this Baird of Maron? Just fell at the last. Well, Mark, he's an interesting guy. A little bit of a downer, a debby downer, if you will, where you guys are fun-loving hip cats and I'm into it. I like it. We love her Scooby Snack. Yeah, we sure do. Hey, who doesn't?

So how has it been, ever since you've been president, you've got a Netflix deal? Can you tell me about that? Well, I can't really. End scene. Yeah, that's my new play called James is in a lot of trouble. James and the Voices. You know, it's very problematic when the voices in your own head aren't even the most destructive force in your life. not even the most destructive voices in your life it's the voices you choose to do out loud while

you're being recorded it's uh i really like i mean if this ever takes off i'm done i'm over like let's be honest i'm fucked i'm ruined i think it's funny how like um let's see going to a therapist you know i've got voices in my head and they're like oh no are they problematic how do they sound yeah because if your voices sound like an educated black man that's okay okay and they're like the educated black man tells me to kill people yeah don't care about that

that's fine but he said okay this is PC I like it yeah yeah but this uh mince audio minstrel show

you're doing okay auditory minstrel show where you got this black on your head telling you give the charity that's wrong okay listen to the educated black man

who's telling you to kill yourself okay wow I'm a therapist yeah and a damn good one but yeah so Obama got on Netflix deal

we talked but just I think in the past but what do you think he'd do with Netflix? Well like a talk show kind of thing would it be or maybe politics? No, just producing shows

he's not actually hosting it Oh he's just producing Yeah Oh right Oh that's interesting What would he do? A bit of Weinstein What?

No I'm joking Well Weinstein was a producer Yeah yeah Okay But yeah So what kind of show What do he create? I think documentaries

about black culture Yeah Black experience in America Yeah, that's probably good Yeah Do you think he'd do one Like I don't think he'd want

feature himself in it though would he like he might do a kind of thing where he's like he's hosting i could see him doing something where he's like we're going like uh it's like let's say the show on each episode he's like we're going to look at some of the brave women in the world yeah like those clintons have a podcast where they talk about so like obama gets a netflix deal and fucking hit the clintons need a podcast jesus so basically we're on the same level as the clinton's right yeah yeah we have leveled the play no we're actually better off because like Hillary legitimately lost to a rapist. Yes, that's true.

So we're not... Because she's married to a rapist. Oh God, yeah. She's coming out her from both angles. Well, they're everywhere. What do you want? Yeah, yeah. What?

Change it? Come on, guys. The system's rigged. Wake up, sheeple. Yeah. For some reason, Obama's become a bit of a film critic. We're like, at the end of every year, he releases his favorite films. Is that right?

Yeah, yeah. What's been on the lists? Irish man. He loved to Irishman. Oh, okay. That's cool. A lot of stuff you think, like, oh, his publicist probably told us.

and put it on there. Oh, right, yeah. Yeah. But he, like, he doesn't point anything interesting. You know, the way, like, Tarantino will be like, oh, I love this film called Crawls about Alligators. Yeah, I watched that. I wasn't blown away, I have to say.

It didn't really do it for me. Uh, I wasn't blown away either, but I pretended like it because Tarantino told me to. Yeah, yeah. Maybe if Tarantino hears that you like it, he'll, like, you know, put you in his next picture. Yeah, it's like, you know what? Just close-ups of your feet.

Ugh, this is the first time I've ever been turned off by feet. get them out of here. I cure them. It's like conversion therapy. Just pictures of your feet. Because I got bad feet. Yeah. We talked about that before.

Your feet are pretty mangled. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like they're weird looking. Yeah. Kind of like flippers. Remember those telidamite babies? No. Who?

Telidamide. No. Oh, telidamide was, I think it was a morning after pill that was sold to women in Britain. Okay. And gave the babies. It's emotional It mess with their biology And they were born, like, deformed

A bit like that film Dark Water was telling you about Yeah, yeah And then once again the company was like, oh, you probably gave Burtum wrong It's your fault Probably something your breast milk, is it? A company wouldn't do something bad

Yeah You find his bad, Jacks, love, Don't take it out on me, all right? Just because your sprang came out all fucking daft in the face You're fucking taking me to a task, are you? Yeah. Well, I've had it.

I'm not listening to it anymore. That was... See, that voice I could do till the cows come home and nobody minds. Yeah. So when he introduced his black cousin, he's got a black neighbor.

It's like love thy neighbor. Yeah. Remember that show? Yeah. Bring it back. That's what Obama's going to do now. He's going to do an American version of love thy neighbor.

Well, technically. You know what, explain... All in the family kind of... Explain to all the cool kids out there because they're probably too young to understand. A lot of our listeners, like 12. explain them what Love Dinabur is like this British sitcom from the 70s about this like working class British guy who's racist and a black guy moves in next door and he calls him all of the all of the bad words you can call him under the sun all those words you say when you're drunk or when I pretend to be drunk just so I can say them you're just on a box and like oh I think I'm getting drunk As soon as somebody sits down beside me

Must have had a few cherries Oh, I feel it Yeah, oh, fucking hell Yeah Well, yeah, so I love the idea where yeah It's about a racist guy Now, the black guy Get any good zingers in

Yeah, see, he kind of always does Sort of subverted and hits back at him For being stupid and racist But like it got cancelled like very quickly I think, didn't it? I don't think it lasted on it. It wasn't like Only Fools and Horses.

Well, more similar than you might Yeah. Only Fools and horses, I don't know. And the cold light of day definitely doesn't Not very progressive. There's definitely some stuff in there.

I can actually list the stuff. Okay. So, the first episode and this stands out even I think back then people like, what? So like Del Boy randomly just goes

Oh, Chinese, Japanese, I can't tell the different. difference but there's no it's not connected than anything else he just said it maybe they're talking about like he says like he's chinese and rodney's like oh del he's actually japanese he goes yeah well i'll tell you uh cut david now i'm afraid we've talked al jiv they won't let you say that could you just say chinese instead of that other word you said so there's that and this is all early on yeah there's another episode where like there's a whole thing like del or rodney see two hot fucking chicks

at the bar, okay? A few tasty birds Rugny, yeah, yeah, and they're like, let's boogie on over and talk to them, okay? What, love, what, what, what?

So, Dell does the old, like, nudge, like, how you doing? They turn around. Yeah, I'm waiting. Trans. Oh, they were trans? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And how does that Dell boy react?

Not the way I would. No? Yeah. How would you react? I'd be like, celebrate good times. Come on. Rodney,

we're on a winner here. You days wins, Marsan. This time next year will be millionaires. Yeah, but no, Dell does not do that.

Okay. Yeah, Del freaks out as if they're werewolves. Okay. Yeah, and basically runs out there. And Rodney's like, why are you running,

Del? Goo! And runs out as well, like Scooby-Doo. All right, dive. Trit-da-d-d-tr. And then Trigger rocks up

No problem boys Yeah I don't know Trigger's like I'll take both of these Yeah yeah I'll take two To talk to Yeah you know Because I care about their personalities

Yes exactly I'm not I don't fettishising them That's not even just as bad as what Dell did Wow Trigger was very progressive Yeah Yeah People often forget that what is Garrier Yeah

Yeah That's why he was called Triggers Because he's progressive And if he's He was that's where the word trigger warning comes from yeah it's a trigger warning comes from because they're like

don't let trigger hear that oh fucking hell but only foes in horse is like it was progressive in terms like he had a black friend called Denzel and like you know he didn't throw anything at him no

so yeah very progressive and they were friends from childhood Denzel and Delboy yeah apart from that it was fairly good it ended very strong

and then they brought up back for three extra specials that I personally found were unnecessary to the plot Okay How did it end originally? They find a watch

Oh the watch And it turns out to be worth Yeah yeah And then they walk off into the sunset Yeah And it's kind of like The perfect happy end

And then it comes back And granddad's still alive Yeah No sorry Uncle Albert Albert Remember Uncle Albert? Yeah Yeah

He was funny because he was like a war veteran, but they all mocked him. Yeah, yeah. I have horrible dreams at Nardale. I slide a coming to get me. Oh, shut up, Uncle Albert, you doff get. Who giving it all that during the war? I'm Dell, please.

Every day is a waking nightmare. I just want to die. Could you help me, please? I need some pills or a doctor. Shut up, you old slig. And that was pretty much on Galbra. Oh, Galbra was like, I saw things. I liberated the camps

I saw awful things and you're like loser get down and sell things down market they did make fun of him though because he tried to talk about his wartime experience

and they just put like I've shats at you beat yeah but yeah it was a good show so that ended three extra specials they come back

Uncle Albert's dead yeah shot himself Really? No, no, he just died in the old folks home. Okay, right, right. And they actually do a funny, this is actually kind of funny. So he dies, and they get a letter from a friend from France.

He used to know Uncle Albert, I think they went to war together. Yeah. In a little French village. So they go there, all the lads of big beers like Uncle Albert, and the joke is that he fucked all the girls. Oh, wow, that's pretty elaborate, isn't it? Yeah. They actually go to, like, where is it again? A little French village.

Okay. Well, they're going there, I think, the people. pick up something else as well I think Uncle Albert left some things for them

I don't remember that one now I don't remember that one and then it ends and also this is great remember when your one is

the miscarriage yeah that was great that was very fucking hard hitting I wasn't expecting that from yeah

yeah yeah and that's great great acting from everyone involved David Jason's like a treasure like he's a great

actor I mean he was great in a touch of frost you know he's great loving touch of frost it's always like Another one's been rape, Sodge.

It was always like rape or like another child just got murdered. Yeah, yeah. Lovely Joply. He kept forgetting. Got some money in your pocket. There's bound another ripe child in the canal. I actually read the books. Oh, oh, touch of frost.

Before I watched the show. I haven't even watched the show that much. I just, I'm always sort of blown away by your childhood. Yeah, yeah. What year were you born? You know, you know. What are you read for? 95.

You're reading a Touch of Frost books and then watching the show. Not only going to read the books, okay. I distinct memory. I used to have a CD player that I would put in a little bag and put around my neck. Like a disc man.

Disc man, yeah, yeah. And I put it in there maybe like disc man. Yeah. And if my mother was going shopping, I get bored. So I'd be listening to Touch of Frost, okay? Audio book. Yeah, an audio book, a CD audiobook,

while I'm in pennies, whatever. And there's one scene in it where I think they're in best. investigate in a house and Frost bursts in and there's like a little lad riding a much

older woman I remember getting a boner and pennies Oh my God Yeah listen to a touch of frost narrated by David Jason There are so many fucking layers

to that that's incredible Oh my God That's amazing It really you never see so amazing It was just like like Wow So whenever I see David Jason

What age were you earned this? Primary. Wow. That's pretty incredible. I listened to a lot of audiobooks when as a kid. Harry Potter.

All the Harry Potter's was by Stephen Frye. Stephen Frye did very good work with those because he actually would as Harry grew up he changed the Harry voice. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, he didn't think of that did you? No, I didn't. No, sorry I was genuinely interested there. And like, yeah, all the characters. Like he gave distinct voices to all the characters.

And like he could have seen where you could almost take out that Harry said Hermione said stuff because you could tell who's good that's great now Stephen Frye

like I couldn't like in terms of people to like do audiobooks he'd be high up in the list wouldn't it yeah

yeah very like great you know you know what's funny he narrated the English audiobooks okay and they got a different

guy to narrate the books in America I think his name was a oh I think he's in the carry on films oh okay so another British guy

No, I'm not going to bother looking up. Yeah, but he did a different... I don't know why the American ones were like, we can't. America's not ready for Stephen Frye. Yeah. It was like when Dudeorite thing came out. You're like, I don't think... It's the most dangerous audiobook of the year.

This is changing everything. So I remember, like, as a kid, I got Stephen Fry narrating philosopher's stone. Okay. Stephen Frye narrating Chamber Secrets. Yeah. Stephen Frye narrating... Wait a minute. This isn't Stephen Frye.

Some other cunt is reading Prisoner Asgaband, and I was, like, pretty upset. Yeah. Yeah. What did you do? Nothing. I just rolled over and let it happen. I just let the anger brew up inside for you. And that's why now when I get drunk at Punch Walls.

He doesn't do the voices! I think I could do an audiobook. I think, yeah, yeah. I'll do the right thing. An audiobook. Yeah, adaptation. James Caden presents

James Catton Joint Oh, fuck it Yeah, yeah He does all the voices Yeah But imagine if you're like I'm not doing

Italian voices There's a line Yeah There's a line I respect the Italian He's just trying to run His pizza ria He's just being

Anseled By all these troublemakers There's no black people On the wall Look That might be right No need to break the window Do you ever read

The Times of the time about to panic about to do the right thing? No, no. Oh, it's insane to read now from our modern day perspective. But it was a very, you know, like it really was a trailblazing film

with the whole race relations. I know. It was just showing the anger of like the, you know, modern African American communities in those areas. But like respected white. I must say white now,

okay, writers for like the New York Times and like, you know, hip New York magazines that would think... Yeah, kind of liberal guys. That would think they're progressive were like,

Spike Lee is playing with fire here He's a harness Black people are probably just wild out You know When they're gonna be wild Yeah yeah When they see this film Like they won't even be able to control themselves

It will tap into a part of their mind That's that's not white Really? Is it really that? No they were like expecting like This could cause the apocalypse Yeah they did people will die Haltor Skelter Yeah they were like people will die

Cause this film And it's because Spike Lee is playing with black fire the most dangerous Yeah Yeah Well That didn't happen And that's how I felt

Listening to Harry Potter Not narrated by Stephen Fry I think it was Cummings I'm gonna look it up actually He was in Carry On He played He was like the straight guy in Carry On I never watched Carry On either

Again the fact that you watched Carry On is just great Even my parents found Carry On to be too late I used to get the magazine What magazine? What magazine? There was a Carry On magazine Why?

It was like In the 90s? No, in the 2000s Oh Yeah Okay Yeah It was a

It was a It was one of those magazines For like he got a free DVD In each Oh right Right Yeah Yeah

So you could build your carry-on Collection Of course From one to To 26 or ever I guess you're ever Bring in any chicks Back to the Gaffee

What you want to show Them the carry-on Collection Yeah So she knows on game Woo Yeah Yeah, you like carry on

Let's watch it, all of them Don't talk to me, during You've locked the doors I was Jim Dale's name of the guy Jim Dale, yeah, yeah Okay Oh Let's see here

Oh, poor guys Some of the ones in my class They might not be able to go under J-1s now Oh, because of coronavirus Yeah I'll send them a carry-on DVD That'll, yeah I have memories

I was so weird as a kid It's all coming back to me now I remember going to see my relatives in Cork and I brought I carry on I brought a carry on video with me and I was like

I want to watch this and instead of like talking to him I just put it on the sitting room and watched it on my own and these are like relatives we probably haven't seen like two years yeah yeah and I'm like

Oh yeah we're gonna go play a bit of football I'm watching Barbara Walters she's doing stretches and something's going to happen oh Jesus yeah you were an interesting kid I'll say that much Dan Doctor Who I just said like you would have been

it's a good thing you were born in Carlo in the 90s because if you were born like in America you'd be on like the heaviest Judy psych meds oh yeah you'd be in all the therapies well in America if you like draw a picture like what's going on he's obviously

mental Yeah Yeah They have like 4 year olds On antidepressants Over there Yeah

Yeah What's the 4 year old Depressed about Yeah I don't know Maybe he's this smart Maybe Maybe try to be in a relationship

It didn't work on Yeah Because they leave They all leave Yeah Either they do Or you do Either way

Either way You feel like shit Yeah Yeah Yeah actually put me Get me some of I'm gonna steal them off that 4 year old

You're just gonna fake It's suicide like, just struck it up. It's like, I need these pills. Yeah, I know. I think, again, I've seen this before in another podcast. You kind of retreat into like a different world. So, like, that's why I like Doctor Who,

because in a Doctor Who world, everything made sense. Same of Frost. At the end of the day, Frost solves the mystery. He gets the guy. And everything's okay. Yeah, yeah. Why the Frost was, in the books, it wasn't just one case.

It'd be like, it was like nine different cases. And kind of like an episode of Seinfeld. They'll tie up in the end. Ah, okay. Maybe Larry David was. was a big fan of touch of frost I could see the American remake

about La Boobbeau search There's been another Reve Kramer Do you eat my peanut butter Yeah

Oh Julie Lou Dreif is floating In a canal Frost is getting Very upset Surrending now Anybody who doesn't watch Seinfeld It's not going to get that way

Anyone who doesn't watch Seinfeld or Frost There's like a Venn diagram And it's something me and you that are in it Fucking a Touch of Frost It's so different audiences Because touch of frost with like Old people who are like We like our crime

And we like David Jason Put it together Mmm, that's nice Yeah Yeah Old people love that kind of Midsummer murders It's a gentle

crime kind of like Yeah, yeah, it's not too harsh Although touch of frost It's a little bit dark Yeah, yeah That's a bad example More like the Miss Marple thing It's just one person gets stabbed

But it's not bloody at all You don't see any blood Or any knife go It's just like a close-up of the eyes Like, ah And it cuts to a shot Of a curtain or something Like my parents love

My favourite thing My parents love okay Late night On like ITV2 Yeah They'll show Random episodes like Vera

or midsummer murders and it's real like there was a jam sale and someone got poisoned and they probably got poisoned off camera and then it's like who did it and it's an hour of them wandering around talking to a priest yeah

you're describing midsummer murders and it's like does this all take place in the one village why would anyone continue to live there it's been going for 12 seasons and people die every day I think it's like the ghetto man Midsummer murders

that village is like fucking it's like Compton you know what I mean it's like two pack people are dropping bodies every fucking day it's funny if two pack

shows up like whoa it's just dangerous I'm going back to Cuba oh Jesus Christ I think a few years ago it was controversy because the guy who created

or was working on midsummer murders at the time was like I think what's popular about midsummer murders is what he's saying now is that people see it and they see a Britain

they want to see Yeah, yeah, yeah It is like usually an all white cast Yeah, it's like A lot of times now You're forced to have diversity in shows And we're not going to do that Mid-Summer murders

And I think that's why he'd be like it Yeah Wow Yeah That's a pretty wild statement He got in trouble for that I assume Yeah He calls riots

It's like do the right thing To do the right thing Mid-Summer murder It's a very interesting think you were like comparing like ghetto movies and do the right thing midsummer murders and it kind of connects. I would argue, okay, I would argue

that there's actually more the ghetto as they call it like black inner city and that's because of a systematic thing where it's almost like Oh wow you're really No no I'm going on. No no no no it's like a systematic thing

where it's like mostly white people forced black people into these small areas, okay, of economic powerlessness. Yeah. Okay. And there's still more culture that's more relevant coming out with that than in these small English towns that are basically dead.

Yeah. There's not of any value coming out of these towns. Like, yeah. Whereas like, yeah, like, you know. English towns like, you could proper just eradicate them. And nobody would care. You wouldn't miss it. Yeah, yeah. Where... It doesn't contribute anything. It doesn't contribute anything.

To the Zionism. guys yeah we're like the ghetto like there's so much coming out with that in terms like music art film um not really like science because i say it'd be hard to get bunsen burner in there and if you do have a bunsen burner you're not using it for like experiments no no equations there'd probably some science going on but it's more just like you know cooking up some yeah chemistry a lot of chemistry yeah yeah and that's not fault them that's just because it's probably hard to get like uh yeah i get it yeah yeah here i'm from mononan i know all about it yeah yeah yeah I'm not going to do that.

I've tried making that comparison before. Has it worked? Yeah. Well, you did it to Spike Lee. Oh, so Spike, it's like, do the right thing, but set in Monaghan, do the sound thing. That's good. Have you seen Spike Lee recently? No?

He's always dressed in purple. Purple? Yeah, that's his new thing. Why purple? He looks like Wario. Wario? Yeah, the evil Mario. Oh, okay.

Sounds like more like Willy Wonka or kind of like the purple? Yeah, but darker, more royal. I think that's his fashion now I do like this thing we're talking about I think we've struck on something now of how like British rural areas are just dying Just like but like kind of that

Upper Middle Class very posh British Like oh ha ha ha man This seems to have been a horrific murder You know what's a good analogy I think I'm thinking this now okay This might not be fully formed But fuck it let's go with it okay This is the point of the podcast

Yeah To get in trouble People kind of middle class British people in those kind of towns, like midsummer murder towns, are kind of like rich people on a ship as a sinking going like, well, they're sinking down there, but we're okay. Yeah, yeah. And not like realizing it. It's like you're sinking. These towns are just going to be, in like 10 years' time, we just be like all bored of houses and all the young people have either moved away or killed themselves. Kind of like what's happening in the Irish countryside right now. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Except we never had like that, you know, time of prosperity. It's. We had like six months Yeah, six months And we didn't spend it well

No, we just bought helicopters Helicopters and methadrone From head shops Yeah That was what we blew it on We've got a helicopter Flew to the hatch Up up and away

And they just started singing The Airwolf theme song And you ever watch Airwolf Airwolf, yeah It was like from the 80s It's kind of like the 18 But they had a helicopter Did they talk?

Yeah, yeah No, that's Night Rider you're thinking of? Oh, I thought the helicopter also talked No, I was very like souped up, like high tech and stuff

had like big supercomputers and shit it was really dumb I've always going to bring Airwolf back and make the helicopter talk Yeah, yeah

Who would Stephen Frye would voice the helicopter No, America's still not ready Yeah Also like he'd be like Oh, white guy, no way It has to be black

Oh, would it be then A black helicopter? Yeah Yeah Who's a good black actor Should which the edge of the fort? yeah yeah yeah do you want to try his name no no I think you pretty much nailed it there

you know what I didn't mention in the 12 years of slave podcast is that and Doctor Strange he plays a guy with magic powers okay so I was thinking it'd be cool if like this he did a crossover yeah yeah he comes back and like you know gets Paul Dano and I was like yeah try to lynch me now yeah turns Michael Faspin into a frog I'd watch that

yeah yeah yeah the ultimate revenge and then everyone's like okay you got revenge now you can stop talking with slavery yeah reparations yeah you got one that's all you get and be happy with it

what are we out here time wise oh my god only half an hour it feels like we've been talking a long time it doesn't feel like any time to me I guess that just shows commitment no I just mean that I feel like we've covered a lot of stuff

yeah we have yeah yeah we've kind of bunched around a lot yeah let's uh Jesus my group chat has blown up There's 58 messages at the moment What group chat is this? My college group 59

60 Now I'm just counting Oh man Shit's gone crazy Forget up to 100 I get a free Nothing I'm not good at improv

I used up all my improv skills It's actually I was trying to look up the news here And the group chat's going mental Okay Well hey I've got stuff in my life too Yeah what have you got No nothing

No Alright Oh Glastonbury's still going Okay Glastonbury isn't going to let, you know, a thing, like, a virus that could kill people, stop them from the bopping. From having a good time. They're fucking living large, pal, all right. I think it's funny.

You know, the way, like, they have to issue, like, things like, please, if you're going to Spain, please be careful. Yeah. Yeah. Don't lick anybody. It is funny that there's probably a lot of Britons out there, like, people from Britain who haven't even heard of the coronavirus. Yeah. Because this wouldn't be paying attention at all. Yeah, it's true.

Yeah. It's kind of like, I remember. like when it was all kicking off in Syria I mean it still is when it was starting in Syria that's the issue travel bans to Syria Right right I think it's so funny if there's some dumb couple in Britain That didn't know about the civil war in Syria at all

It's like Siri, that seems nice Is it sunny? Yeah Oh I love it I see all I need me is sea, sun and sand And a few argy-barges would be all right Get a few laggers, you'll chat A couple of fish bowls you're having it

Syria here we come Yeah yeah I was thinking of funny like a bunch of lads on the lads holiday I was like look we've done we've done

Michaeloof we've done chats of bunch here we come Syria we're having it and they get to Syria okay and it's like

dead children everywhere and bombs going off like we're not going to let a little thing like a civil war where the lands

of show the lads on tour here we go here we go I think that'd be a great movie like if the in between her went to Syria

And Jay is like, yeah, I, uh, I started this. I shagged those children to death. Oh, fuck it out. Jesus Christ. Yeah, I actually gasped those kids. Yeah, yeah. I work for a sad. And I'm shagging his mid-siseise.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, Jesus, gosh. Oh, Jay. And then, I don't know, Simon says something nerdy. Let's write a script here. Let's write a spec script. In between here's go to Syria. Yeah.

Okay. For who was your other characters? The dumb one. Okay, so I bet you'd Neil, yeah, Neil, he keeps calling Assad Saddam. You know what? Oh, that, Saddam? Yeah, you know what? Kind of like an only foots and horses would trigger called Rod and Dave.

But Assad, he'd become, you know the way, like, like, he'd respect Neil. Neil's a dumb one, yeah? Yeah, Neil's a dumb one, yeah. He'd respect Neil for talking to him like a person and he'd make him the new king of Syria. Oh, Shaky Bird, John King of Syria, isn't he? Yeah, yeah. And Simon Byrd, his character? Will.

Will, yeah, yeah. I can't remember. It's been a long time since watched In Betweeners. Yeah, yeah, same. I was so young when I watched In Betweeners. I didn't even know what was going on. It was very, you wouldn't get it made now. It's very, you know, not very PC, the way they talk.

Very homophobic. A lot of, like, all right, gay boy. Yeah, but that's what the characters say. Yeah, I know. It's not like, it's not like, yeah, I'm just saying if it came out now, people wouldn't have a shit fail over it. Well, it's not like. Some people.

Oh, they would, yeah, but those are gay boys, like... Yeah, yeah. Bloody shirt, they're in it. And that's just what my character says. Yes, our character, in the script that we're writing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't question our process here, people. We're artists.

But, you know, like, I think you could argue, and I would, and I think anyone doesn't is, like, willfully... Ignority. Yeah, yeah. It's like, yeah, the characters are saying gay boy and stuff like that. But it's not like the writers were like, this is our way to get back all the gay boys. I've worked in this industry

for the past 30 years just so I could make something where I said gay boys I had to work in the BBC and you know what that's full of okay? For so long just to finally get my hatred out there

and I disguised as a sitcom Yeah Yeah So yeah The in betweeners goes Syria I think that'd be That'd be good crap I think we should start working on that

Yeah I'm excited now Jesus big big plans In the pipeline Big dreams Yeah Yeah it's getting worse in Italy now the corona

Oh yeah Well they're completely shut down now aren't they Yeah That's the shut down movies That's when it starts getting real Yeah Oh poor old James Bond Do you hear about that

No what happened They pushed it back to November Because of Corona Yeah yeah Oh wow Why does there a storyline About like a pandemic Or something like that

We don't know That could be bad time Yeah It'd be really bad time Imagine that Like the biggest movie Like Bond movie today It's all Billy Elish's fault

She sang the song And now we're all dead I don't know as many conspiracies about Corona, have you heard my? Oh, yeah, well, there's bound to be the whole, like, it's a man-made thing that's been used to, like, cull the population and get rid of the elderly and all this shit.

That's definitely out there in the ether. I haven't gone looking for it, but of course it exists. It's a fucking... But see, you don't really find that type of stuff on YouTube as much anymore. Yeah. Like, they, like, YouTube are actively kind of getting rid of all the conspiracy stuff.

So now it's all appearing on places like bitch shoot. Have you heard of that? No, I'm not that cool. Bit shoot. Yeah, it's like a fucking an alt-right Kind of like YouTube essentially

Oh Yeah, yeah, yeah Oh, sign me up You had me at hello Yeah, we can become stars That's what I was saying We should upload this podcast A bitch shoot

Yeah, what is it like It's the same as a YouTube I don't know How it really went on it To be honest I'm afraid about it We should go We'll go on it after this

Yeah Yeah Yeah See if we can find some fun stuff We just accidentally Become stars immediately Like We like go on

we accidentally hit play and then you like stub your toe and start saying slurs and these guys are genius I love I love the way they hate people yes

yeah but I don't know bitch shirt that's yeah it's like Nazi YouTube essentially yeah that's freedom though

freedom of speech Jimmy yeah be able to say what you want freedom mean free you know what I mean God this Irish I think Ireland's one of the first countries to do a proper,

like, we're shutting down in schools and everything. Really? Yeah. Well, apart from, like, Italy and stuff. But, like... I really hope, like... Before it becomes really bad. We're doing that, like, real self...

What's it called? Self-preservation? Premeditated? Premeditated? When I was arrested for that murder, said it was premeditated. Well, yeah, I'm kind of hoping to be great now if I didn't have to go to work.

That'd be sweet. I think we're being praised by the international media. How so? They're saying, like, it's a good thing that we're doing it now. into like after like you know after it's too late after 50 people died yeah

this could actually be a very good like a Varadkar plays his cards right he could really um he could come out of this looking pretty good salvage his reputation a lot of people going like yeah good work Leo oh man even Trump was like you know fair play despite the fact that you're you know

look I don't agree with what you do how you live your life but you shut down the schools and that took balls I like it imagine he was like I don't agree with your choice to be Indian if you want to live your life like that fine just don't push of it down my throat yeah yeah yeah um it's funny like um

if this really affects the economy because it like you know obviously if people aren't working well like the Dow Jones is like kind of you know I mean I think it's stabilized a bit now but hasn't there like it hit like the lowest number since the 2008 financial crisis and then I go a week later it dropped to like how many it dropped like seven points

the lowest that's ever tried ever kind of thing I can't wait for it to get so low we start seeing people jumping out of buildings again on Wall Street yeah that's when you know it's fun times ahead yeah yeah that'd be fun now obviously it'd be it's raining men

yeah well look I've got a gun back in my house so I'm okay you keep mentioning that it was like the third time you told me that I know yeah what are you planning to do Brian that's on my Tinder profile

what you're planning to do shoot anyone who comes near me Okay, good, cool That's what a gun's for Yeah, that's the only reason You're perfectly set up then Good, good A gun is for shooting away

Your problems People trying to break into your house Or people trying to marry your daughter Yeah Or if you have a small dick And you want to feel like a real man Yeah, get a gun Yeah, all these weight losers

That are like, you know Like, oh maybe I'll work out And get muscles Or maybe like I'll improve my personality Get a gun Get a gun Yeah, yeah Get a grip, then get a gun

Yeah, yeah Get a gun and like you know wander around and you see a cool girl have a bit of fun with her okay and wave the gun in her face and say bang bang bang you know but say it to her like and then you say you're gonna fucking pull the trigger okay I'm gonna shoot you in the face I'm gonna shoot in the face and it's your fault okay I don't even know who you are but then you pull on like I guess what I'm only messing it's a hidden camera show yeah yeah yeah yeah that'll be a fun that we've been shotguned that'll be our prank show yeah yeah where we just go around pulling guns it's always on women I'm gonna fucking I'll kill you! You fucking bitch, I'll kill you! Guess what? It's a prank, you've been shotguns. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But then the kick is we actually shoot them at the end. Yeah, but... We got to step it up, man. You know, it's so funny. We've got to be, like, jackass and Tom Green and Eric Andre, we got to step it up and we're going to shoot them all. Sorry.

But, like, we always say, like, oh, I didn't know it was loaded. Oh, no. And it's like, you done that 16 times. Oh, dumb fuck, clumsy me. It's like on the set of the crow who were like Brandon Lee. They didn't know the gun was loaded

and they shot. He was a son of Bruce Lee, yeah That's right, yeah Yeah, didn't work out well for either of them Jesus, yeah, wait, so wait Bruce Lee was portrayed in once upon time in Hollywood Yes

And he got kicked by Brad Pitt Yes And then his son Brandon Lee Yeah, got a bullet in the head On the set of the crow Connection Draw the dots

Yeah, they were boat Chinese Yeah I figured it's Yeah, I want to start a series of YouTube I want to do a YouTube video okay but it's like really obvious conspiracy theories where it's like, you know, like, yeah, one tower fell, maybe there was two

and I show a picture, there was two. Princess Diana, she was a woman. Tits and all. Oh, fucking hell Oh, Jesus, yes Please do that Yeah Oh, God

Fucking out I am Really gets a nub of all these issues Oh, I'm kind of spinning my wheels now I can't think of anything's talking about Yeah, yeah I think we've done enough We can kind of call it

Should we read a bit of two and a half men Oh, okay Yeah I thought it'd be interesting I was going to do a full episode But you know, let's be honest Well, let's see where this takes us Yeah

Let's give this a go uh yeah we let me look up the script you vamp for a second okay well for anybody that does know yeah we're gonna it's the pilot episode is it yeah it's the pilot episode yeah it's the pilot episode of two and a half man here's a little fun fact not to take it back to old ground but um cori filmman one of as in one of the two corys from stand by me and the goonies has released a documentary called my truth the rape of two corys where he like implicates a lot of men in the industry for having sexually assaulted him

and Corey Hame and he names none other than Charlie Sheen as one of Corey Hames's abusers and now we're going to read a script from two and a half men so there you go. I'm trying to find out who won the election. I don't know.

But yeah it's pretty outlandish that he's like basically released a documentary saying that Charlie Sheen raped Corey Hame. Well you think that's outrageous. Tyg just won he's now the new president's student union TAG is the new president of the student union in TGIT

Did Corey Filman talk about that? I'm going to throw myself out the window I'm going to say if Corey Filming in his documentary is like Yeah I got raped by Charlie Sheen And guess what else? Tag is the new student union president And he's going to be a very good president Anyway back to Charlie Shee

And he won't rape me I'm pretty sure Who was it? Which actress said that she caught Charlie Sheen Denise Richards? Yeah she caught Because they were married at the time They have kids together She caught Charlie She caught Charlie She watching

child porn and she was like what you do he's like get out she was like please stop and he literally turned her and said go fuck yourself yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah best come back you know you can't really that was um in the later seasons of entourage Johnny Dramm I was just

Turtle walks in and Johnny Dramas you know Turner what are Johnny what are you doing man those are kids you're watching kids hey I gotta get the part in the movie And if I don't, I'm going to watch these kids. Oh, yeah! Entourage. That was the whole show.

Yeah, let me just look up this script now. I got distracted by democracy. Okay, okay. So I'm looking up the script now. I'm looking up the script for two and a half men. I have it, I have it like in a second, yep. It's thinking on a website called simply scripts.com. Simpliescripts.com.

They got all the best scripts here. Two and a half men. They got the script of Chinatown. Two and a half man. They've got Darmat and Greg. and they've got once upon a time in America Wait a minute, this isn't the one I saw a minute ago I don't think it matters to be honest

I mean it's all fairly cool This is the pilot, it's the pilot, yeah This site can't be reached They don't want us to see The truth The truth Oh give me a second here This is going to be worth it

Is it? Okay, you got it Okay Charlie's bedroom morning day one Charlie and Tania Are the two characters in this Okay Tanya 24 Beautiful woman

Snuggles up to a bored looking Charlie It's the lying in bed It's because she's 24 Yeah He's like Old hag Yeah You're not one of the two Cori's

Why are you in my bed So I think I'll be Tanya I can't really see it man To be honest Okay Every glass Every phone is pretty

Okay All right Have your glasses Yeah Okay Tanya I'm Tanya No I'm Tanya All right

and I'm Charlie. Yeah, yeah. And then she said we would have more chance of getting into the club if we undid another button on our tops. So we did, and we finally got in, got drunk and danced all night.

My mum is the best. She sounds great. Oh, you should meet her. We can club together. Maybe she would do all of her buttons on her top. What? Anyway, don't you have class in the morning? No class today. I can spend the whole day with you. Tanya smiles at Charlie. Charlie rolls his eyes.

I would love to spend the day with you, Tanya, but I'm going to do some work today. Someone's got to pay the rent. What do you do? I'm in advertising. Oh, I can help you. I sold guide biscuits when I was 10. My teacher bought them all. I went to his house every day after school and he bought a packet. His son. His son, son was in the same grade as me we used to play dress up you play dress up with a boy in your class no he was never there

so I played at my teacher sounds educational so let's break down the scene for seconds okay yeah so the main joke here is that she was like sexually groomed and molested by her teacher as a 10 year old

as a 10 year old and Charlie's like hilarious yeah yeah Charlie wrote that himself I play the teacher Charlie wants to do a flashback scene and he's big into like and he financed it himself and sourced the actress

yeah he he went all in no guest director Brian Singer and it's just Haley Joel Osmond in a wig I see I see Pinos they're everywhere

but now what's so interesting is this is the pilot script Yes, that's the first joke The first joke That sets the tone of the whole show It's a joke about a girl Being sexually assaulted by her teacher

When she was 10 And what network was this again It was like I don't know like fucking CBS Or one of those It was a Comedy Central Well it was on Comedy Central Yeah it wasn't Comedy Central

It was one of the big networks And like the balls of like What's his name Chuck Lory He's like Look I'm gonna sell And sick onto networks What the network execs like

10 year old girls Dressed up Yeah Yeah They saw it Didn't read the rest of the script That was it You read that line

It's like sold I'm gonna write A sign a check Give yourself Whatever you want Are you reading more Yeah Let's read a little bit more

Yeah Okay Okay I still play dress up With him Every Friday I go to his house We take off her clothes And

Okay Well that sounds real fun But A bit too much Information Can I get you some orange juice. Freshly squeezed

or the supermarket stuff. Can you tell the difference? Not really. Freshly squeezed it is then. Yeah. Okay. Not as strong as the girl get molested.

Not quite. Yeah. Well, maybe you have to be there. Maybe like he sell. Well, see, Charlie is much more gifted than I am, let's be honest. Yeah, yeah. You can really sell it.

Yeah. know um okay uh so yeah now we're in the kitchen and alan's here alan burta oh who's okay all right okay Alan's the brother and Bertha's the housekeeper yeah so you want to be Alan or Bertha this says a lot about your personality uh I don't know I mean I guess you are I'll be Bertha then we'll switch genders yeah yeah yeah I want to be man again okay yeah okay I'm Alan now okay six bottles of wine again who drinks these, Bertha? Um, they're for Charlie?

Wine's not good for your liver, Grant said. Who the hell is Grant? He's my new fitness guru. He created these health smoothies. He's going to make me fit. He's a genius. People called Isaac Newton a genius. Apple fell in his head and he got smart.

Same thing happened to me, but it didn't work. They haven't even passed grade seven mass. Oh. What the hell? That's terrible. That makes no sense. Yeah, well, Bertha, like... Bertha is like...

An apple fell in her head. I think an apple, maybe a cinder block. Yeah. Someone threw a cinder block hour and smashed it when she woke up six months later. She's like, was that an apple? An apple a day keeps the doctor away. She just eats cinder blocks every day.

Now, Alan walks in. You'll be Alan... No, I'm Alan. No, Charlie enters. Okay. Have you been drinking all this wine, Charlie? What wine? Will it make ten you go away?

Yeah. Oh, he's trying to get rid of her. Yeah, she opened up to me He's like, you know Get rid of, get rid of it. If you drink enough It will make anyone go away Won't be needing this then

Yeah Charlie puts away the orange juice He picks up the bottle of wine Oh, see, they set it up earlier Oh Yeah, this is good writing now What do you mean? Because he was going to get the orange juice

Yeah And then he got the wine instead Yeah So they gave his character motivation To walk into that kitchen Okay And to do so, He's not just walking going like,

Hello, I'm Charlie Yeah Yeah, but that's a you're blown away by that he talked about getting orange juice now he's getting wide bloody genius well it shows forward planning

Jesus your your group chat's really blowing up I know yeah yeah I'm kind of sick of it Okay yeah Getting drunk as early in the morning Usually has bad consequences Charlie I got a woman up in my room Who won't leave and it's nearly 10 a.m I have a date in a couple of hours

If she stays any longer There's going to be bad consequences Jesus What's he mean by that I'm excited Yeah, he's like He was shaking his face as he said that He's holding a knife the whole time

Gee, 10am That's a record, right? Usually kick them out before eight Most of them are out before my midnight snack Oh Most of them are your midnight snack Jake enters the room Jake, I'll be Jake

Okay Hey dad Can you take me to my friend's house Can you please take me to my friend's house? Can you please take me to a friend's house. Okay, sure. This is me now.

Okay, sure. Can we go to my friend's house after? So this is what you meant about the Stephen Fry thing. You can always tell the difference. As the show goes on, I'm going to make Jake age.

Actually, you're Jake now. Whose house is it? Bales? Oh no, that boy's a bad influence. You can't go there. What? Why?

Because I heard one time he killed a mouse. So? He microwaved it It kept on eating his breakfast cereal And Charlie's listening It's going like, that gives me an idea For this dumb bitch

I gotta get a bigger microwave You can eat all the cornflakes I haven't microwave Wait having microwave you yet Okay You eat all the microwaves Oh yeah sorry This is why you would never make it

In Hollywood bro Well I fucked up my audition You'd screw up the table read We're all sitting in an hour So let's wrap this up Yeah, this is wrap. This gets to the end of the scene. You eat all the corn flakes, and I haven't microwaved you yet.

I'm so bad. And then it goes into the credits. Men, men, men, men, man, man, man, man. Berta. Oh, we're still doing that? Yes, do a few of it. Okay. Believe me, I've tried.

He didn't even fit in the oven. Look, I was planning and taking you to your mothers. So be fair. She can decide on whether you go to Bill's house or not. She will never let me go. Anyway, Charlie says you're on the thumb. What? It's under the thumb, Jake.

Charlie, why are you teaching him terms like that? So when he's your age and a woman controls his life, he will know what to say to explain to his buddies down at the pub that he has to be home before 10. Jude, does not control me. She just bought a new home gym, didn't she? Yeah, so? and you're on a health kick

don't see the connection I just want to get fit nothing wrong with uh and nothing to do with you there oh and Charlie said mom isn't with you now because you're a little short changed

Jake walks out of the room I don't think I need to explain that one to you Charlie has to stop teaching him uh Jake these terms otherwise he's gonna grow up like uh well you Jake off screen

there's naked ladies on TV Charlie Not wearing her condom can have bad consequences to Main titles Boom

Yeah done End scene Wow We crushed it Yeah We crushed it I think That's like a little

audition tape Yeah Just post it to Lord You know what would be fun Because the only RT is like They're kind of like Run down money to stage

They'll put Antie on TV Okay What if we were like Listen RT we will act out entire episodes of two and a half men just on our own

no set or props needed just the two of us no costumes either and would they film it or is it just audio is film it yeah this for TV yeah but it would just be like one camera so it's like Dogman 95

yeah yeah it's a handheld camera it's not even it's shot outside an alleyway outside Donnybrook Yeah, yeah And then you watch child porn To get into character To get into the spirit of Charlie

Yeah I go and dig up Corey here Back for one more Yeah I think RT would accept it Yeah I think they want at this stage I mean what else are they going to do

Yeah well Actually literally what else Like fair city Because we'll do that too in an alleyway Anyway I think that's the good way to end it

Yeah We'll just end it there Yeah Yeah It's been a fun It's been a fun day Yeah Yeah

That's a good one day Yeah Anyway that's I'm losing my energy now Yeah Alright Okay That's a goodbye

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