Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 66 : The World Needs Brian and James

Episode Date: June 16, 2020

We back and James has good news

okay good we are back we're back baby we're gayer than ever the bitch he's back yeah oh ding dong the bitch isn't dead that's right yeah yeah here we are this is our first time recording in the same room since all the craziness and it's all over now it is all over yeah we're all wise weren't it corona black lives matter it was all solved everything's been resolved yeah yeah turns out it was just a misunderstanding the whole thing oh god crazy crazy times

yeah um look let's just talk for ourselves first okay good that's more important that is the important thing yeah uh this is the first

official podcast we got new equipment so hopefully we won't sound like shit yeah well hopefully we'll see we'll probably still fuck it up somehow

we gotta step up our game now you know make this sound professional yeah well we're using actual microphones a microphone each yeah

we're not just like huddled together just speaking into my laptop like a pair of mongs yeah also like we're hiding in the attic like yeah like we're anne frank recording a podcast yeah um yeah but you know they say that a hitler was like he used to do that every day like he would uh transmit like audio just basically speeches and him talking so you could say that hitler had the very first podcast you know you could make argument. Because he knew that the power of the, like, you know, the power of the human voice delivered directly to the listener's ears, feeding them the information they wanted to hear,

comforting them. He knew it helped consolidate his power. Oh, it's definitely comfort. So that's where Mark Maron got, because obviously Maron is a big Hitler enthusiast and that's where he got the idea for it. A lot of people don't know that. But, yeah, it's true. See, I missed this. because we haven't recorded since March So we haven't got to do We tried Zoom I didn't like Zoom No I didn't like Zoom either

I didn't have the energy I think everybody is sick of Zoom No one wants to Zoom now No I think that's the thing Like when Zoom When this all started Zoom was relatively new So like their numbers just exploded

So I hope that they've been saving their money For a rainy day Because nobody is using Zoom No After they should You know what they've done now Is I think they deal with China Not even joking.

Of course. There's on a deal with China where I think they sell our information to them. Yeah. So all the podcasts we did, guess who's got them now? The Chinese. Well, hopefully they'll appreciate them more than the Westerners. Yeah. Well, the Chinese are better.

Let's be honest. They own everything. They own us all. We are in their pocket. And good. Rightfully so. The Chinese are sitting back. What's the name, Dao Jingping, I think is the, uh, Dijing Ping.

is the Chinese I think it's Premier or Prime Minister or Taoiseach, the Chinese Taoiseach. Mihal Matin, big power. Yeah, I'm glad we're back. I can't do the voices anymore. Yeah, well, you know what?

I think it'd be more racist if I didn't do the voices somehow right now. Well, now you can hear the voices in crystal clear audio. You know, if a Chinese person wants to do an impression of me, I am more than willing to allow them.

Why is it, I can talk lightly all day nobody gets offended but as soon as I you know go out. It would be like in China if they were like look at me, I'm from Monaghan

doopee doop that's a pretty accurate representation and he's like the number one star they've really got my money it's like move over K-pop the new Monaghan craze But look, let's not get too sidetracked,

because I want this to be a more streamlined podcast and more professional. You wouldn't hear Joe Duffy doing this. No, you wouldn't. Yeah, yeah. Jesus, Joe. As I know, has Joe been talking, like, I don't listen to Joe Duffy much? Obviously, you know, I know that, like, like, the last big thing, the last few things was COVID that people were talking about

and kind of the impact on the economy, jobs, et cetera. Maybe people breaking the COVID rules. And obviously, there was the normal people fiasis. go, everybody. Which was, to them a bigger deal. Yeah, it really was. Has there been much talk, like, have many callers been calling Joe Duffy about the Black Lives Matter movement? Yes, but it's not funny.

Oh, okay. Yeah, but it's mostly just, um, because I think Joe was on the right side of history for once. For once. I think he, he does acknowledge that Black Lives Matter. That's good. So there's a lot of people going like, yeah, I'm don't even want to do the impression. Uh, is a, it's a lot of people like, you know, they're kind of crying and they're like, uh, you know, I walk around and, and people call me the N-word every day

and you think I'm talking about the South but guess what? It's Drodda. Wow. Yeah. Who's surprised by that? Yeah, Joe's like... Drada is a Kip. Drodda is a shit-holomis. I do think they want to win a record

for most N-words. Drada did? In our most racist incidents. Who is quantifying this? Who is like... You know, guys, I've got a no idea for a world record. I've been on to the Guinea rec.

Guinness record. Yeah, Guinness, they're like, we've done tallest man. We've done most fags in the mouth. I'm talking cigarettes. Cigarettes? Yeah, very good. What can we do next? Yeah.

But, yeah, so, yeah, they've taken the right side in terms of Black Lives Matter. I did hear, though, on news talk, they had, they're talking about Black Lives Matter, okay? Right. And they were like, let's get an Irish perspective. Okay. On the riots. Yeah. Because we need an Irish perspective.

Okay. So they got a woman from Boston who was American Irish or Irish American, yeah. The worst type of person. The worst type. You're not American, you're not Irish. Yeah. You're from Boston. Okay. And she said, yeah, I've run an Irish pub in Boston for 40 years.

Yeah. And I've never seen any cases of racism. And that's that. That's that. Hey, come in my bar. Have a drink. No, that's not really boss. So it's a good Boston.

I got to try fine. Park the car and Harvard Yard Park the car Park the car There's no racism here Alright What are you a queer

There's no racism Alright Some black guy comes in I'll let him have a drink So what Hey y'all How do you like them apples I let them have one drink

Yeah you know how some pubs When they come back Are going to be like Two to three drink Minimum or maximum Yeah Boston pubs already had that For certain people

You know Making these kinds of jokes though Ryan You know It's all fun and games Yeah But, you know, this, it's interesting now. Obviously, anybody that knows us knows we're not racist. But the whole Black Lives Matter thing and the race riots

has kind of taken on a new importance to me and my family because my sister has just given birth to, and her child, like the father of the kid, is from, I believe this to Dan, but essentially my niece, Sudan. Yes, Sudan. Is that in Africa? Yeah, yeah.

I could be wrong about that. No, I should probably fact-check that, but... Yeah. Sudan is one of those places. If you told me it was in, like, near Saudi Arabia, I believe yet. And if you told me it was near Wanda, I believe yet. Yeah, I know, I'm very bad with geography. Yeah.

But, yeah, so... It ain't Sweden. My niece is biracial or mixed race, I suppose. Corrector? Well, congratulations. Well, thank you. But obviously, like, we're all very happy and proud of my sister, and she's a beautiful little girl that my...

My sister is just giving birth to. But now my sister obviously is very concerned about race issues and stuff. So I'm just, I don't know, it's, it kind of makes me question now all the jokes that I've made on this podcast. Well, the thing is, we have this privilege where we can be like, man, you know, we watch TV about the rights in America. I'm like, man, that's crazy. Yeah. Wow, well, what are you going to do? That crazy.

But it's like, it's not really affecting us. No. taught that. But now you've got blood in the game. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like my family essentially, yeah. Like these issues are going to, and now my sister has to raise a child with kind of thinking about these things

that we've never really had to think about and she's got to think about it now on a daily basis every day. She's got to kind of wrestle with the fact that there is, you know, potent racism in America that's going to more than likely almost definitely affect

her child. So again, Is this something, when you're raised in the back arse of Monaghan, you don't really have to think about these things. Yeah, and even, it's kind of like this thing of like, oh, yeah, that is bad. Yeah, of course, like, we're all aware of racism and know it's bad. But it's a choice. I can choose to be like, oh, I'm going to watch all these videos about racism and really learn, or I can just watch Aquaman.

That's what I mean, like, I can just go into fantasy world and be like, I'm going to watch all the Lord of Rings movies again. You're somewhat detached from it, you know? It's kind of like watching. World War II movies. It's like this all happened and it's really, really bad, but there's a detachment because it doesn't personally affect you on like an everyday basis.

So it's just very interesting now. This is really, um, uh, it's more so like if my niece ever listens back to these episodes, like, who is this bad man? It's like, well, that's your uncle James and, uh, does he think that's why I sound like? Does he think we all sound like Chris Tucker? Exactly, yeah, yeah.

I imagine she'll be cool. Hopefully, yeah. I mean, if you got Monaghan Sudan blood mixed together, it's probably going to turn out good, judging from everything I know about race mixing. That's not really, I don't think that's the right term, race mixing. Oh, I don't know. Interracial love.

Interracial. I don't know. I don't know why I'm trying It's a baby It is Yeah Yeah And I think she'll be cool

She will Well apart My sister listens This podcast all the time Yeah Yeah Yeah So

My niece in utero Will have already Have already Have heard Our podcast I can think of that Yeah Yeah

Oh no So That's not good That's probably The most worrying thing I've all this Yeah

Probably Yeah But it is like They get real For a minute Yes You know It is very

stressful. You told me about this and I was feeling stressed it is from being a white guy and Carlo thinking about all the stuff about like the police and like how awful they can be and then like who knows maybe more Trump, maybe a big recession

probably a big recession. There's a lot of things that you're like oh it's just yeah it's a tough time to be having a kid in America but my sister is a very strong person and I know she'll be okay and she'll do right by the kid and look after her and raise her to be a good person. I think literally the best thing she can do is just kind of cut ties.

And just stop listening to this podcast. Yeah, well, that'll be the first one. Yeah. Do not let your daughter be exposed to any of this. To any of this. Yeah. That is child abuse. Yeah.

Most definitely. But anyway, I suppose I say all that to tell our listeners. that even with all of that kind of swimming around my head I'm not going to stop with the voices. I'm still going to do Chinese voices. It's still going to happen. My niece isn't Chinese.

Well, yeah. But maybe someday. Maybe someday. Another miracle. Yeah, yeah. Who knows? Yeah. Well, this is very interesting that. Have you been following much about the riots? Yeah, yeah. Well, I've been following it. Well, peaceful protests and something.

Saying the riots almost seems. Well, you say that, but then look at Chaz. have you followed that whole thing? Capital Hill Autonomous Zone? Yeah, that is... Seattle? That is quite funny. That's insane. So basically, all these protesters took over this area,

kicked the cops out, and now they just... It's like, we run this shit now. This is ours. Well, yeah, and what's funny is, like, I think... It wouldn't be racist to say it. That's probably not good. No. Yeah. Well, it's unsustainable. Like, I mean, you can't have that indefinitely.

I mean, Trump has even said, basically threatened the mayor, saying, if you don't fix it, I'm going to fix it. I loved the mayor's like, yeah, that's right. They took over my town. And I'm proud. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Trump's like, you should stop this. And she's like, yeah, why don't you go back to your bunker? I hope to take over more to see.

Yeah, yeah. Jealous. It's a very, it's a very interesting position to be. And because if she denounces it too much, obviously should be labeled racist. Or, wait, no, I'm saying, is it he or she? It's me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, yeah, but obviously you can't just allow, you know, part of your city to go full mad max, you know what I mean?

And it's not even a racial thing. It's just, like, human nature. It's like, you have that kind of, like, rag tag. And these people who've done it, they're not the peaceful protest. Like, this wasn't the plan. No. For Black Lives Matter. No.

This isn't, like, a lot of them are, like, you're actually making us look bad. Yeah, it's, and like, it's inevitably going. to end in some kind of violent conflict because Trump has said he's going to like send in the national guard of the military like you know you can't as as much as I support the protests and black lives matter you you know when it comes down to it America have like the highest funded military there's no way you can defeat an American army you know they're just they have too much money and nowhere near as much accountability they can do whatever they want essentially.

Yeah. It is funny though that's Seattle of all places. Yeah. That's so funny because Seattle is such a dog shit

place I knew it. Like there's definitely people in Seattle because it's all full of dipshits like who like work in the tech industry. And it's all people like

I love Black Lives Matter can we turn this to an app? Can we like monetize it? Like I remember like Seattle is like the kind of place where it's like yeah can we turn homeless people

and like Wi-Fi pods? Can we do like is that kind vibe. Yeah. It's also funny, like, trying to imagine, like,

they brought back Frasier now. Was Frasier in Seattle, was it? Well, yeah. Wasn't it? I'm not sure.

I didn't really. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I never really watched Frasier. I was laughing at the idea of, like, it's, so they knew Frasier,

okay? And obviously, like, the dad wouldn't like it. No, yeah, he'd be like, these animals. You know,

because he's an old cop. So he's probably like, you know, Derek was doing what he had to do. Yeah, yeah. So, like, but like

Frazier Niles they'd be trying to be cool Yeah Yeah They'd be trying to hang out In Chaz Yeah He's like a psychiatrist

Isn't he's like so How do you feel about that? I need to introduce him to opera And they'd be like Leave us alone Get out of here Fraser We know opera

Leave us alone You're condescending cunt You're half the reason That all this has happened Yeah It's because of Frasier Yeah And then Ross gets fucked

Yeah Again I never really watched enough but I've heard very good things though like it's very fun it's fun to

stick on like it's fun when you're a kid and you watch you think you're sophisticated yeah well I think that's what

it was when I was a kid you know I was just very high brow and it's like you know I was covered

in cow shit 20 minutes ago I can't connect with this you know maybe I could go at opera someday and then my father over here is me

and beats me silly and rightfully so maybe I could get up some comic misadventures or someone mishears something and thinks I'm gay but I'm actually not

and then the woman I think I'm dating she sets me up with her with her friend but I don't realize it and then we have a whole comedy of errors

that ends in somebody somebody getting shot yeah oh god yeah I'm just thinking a row a few notes and black lives matter

yeah obviously we support we support it of course well we talked about this already in a previous episode yeah has yet to be uploaded

yeah because I've been busy building the house which will get to build a house another stage. I am very impressed as well that you haven't used your new niece as like a prop.

No, no. Well, see, that's a thing like I did not want to. I haven't even posted about it on Facebook because of the climate right now. I didn't want to try and capitalize on the birth of my niece

to virtue signal and make myself look progressive. I know I'm progressive. I know I'm not a racist. I'm not going to use my new family member as like, hey, everyone, look at me. Look how great I am. Jealous.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah, look at me. I bet you wish you were a niece like that. You got a white niece. Loozer. Boring. Yeah, yeah. No, exactly.

So, no, I would not do that. But that's the thing. You know, these people who are online, like basically people who are born and raised, in Dublin, in a lower or upper middle class family, all white people, and then they attack their friends, are like, if you don't post about this every day,

you're basically a clan member. It's like, well, not everybody wants to, not every, people are scared and nervous, or don't feel like they have the right to speak out about issues that, to be honest, have never really affected them. I don't know. It's, it's why

do you need to weaponize it against people who have never done anything to anyone. Obviously, if you want to focus your anger somewhere, focus it on the institutions that facilitate systemic racism, why do you have to go after some guy you went to school with 10 years ago? It's like, you fucking, you racist piece of shit. Is that anyone saying this to you?

No, no, no. It's you in the mirror. I just have... You idiot. Yeah. Yeah. No. It is funny seeing some people like, and, you know, they're trying to,

best. I understand, you know, the anger is justified, but I just think directed at the right place, don't be going after. But are they going after you? No, no, no. They're not, like, nobody said anything about me, but even like, I haven't felt threatened with. No, no, no, no. But I have seen it, like, you know, you know, if you don't say anything, you are, you are a racist, you are part of the problem. It's like, well, not everyone is comfortable. People, you know, especially if you're raised a certain way you were taught. You keep your head down, your mouth shut. You don't see anything.

Growing up in a border town where it was the Rha on one side and the British Army and the other, you were told to keep your opinions to yourself. The last thing they wanted back then was you to become like a black power. Just going in with the leather jacket and the beret. Yeah, yeah. You watch Malcolm X, you know, this is my life now.

The revolution will not be televised. Yeah. It's a Gil Scott Herald. Yeah. There's a laugh at the idea of, like, the Protestants and the IRA are both like, what do we do with this guy? What is this kid doing? We didn't land on Plymouth Rock. Plymouth Rock landed on us.

Yeah. No. Yeah. Yeah, look, I don't know. Another very interesting aspect of this whole thing is the number of comedy shows that have been taken down from Netflix. Oh, yeah. Well, that just ruins everything. Little Britain

Yeah Which I mean Yeah Like every third sketch In that show Was like black face Or brown face I mean they really

I forgot how much black face So much black face In that show Also like there's no real Reason for it No it's just them's like It's just Like they're not even doing

African voice They could have very easily Done those sketches Just as like In a white fat suit You know Essentially But a lot of them

Like It's like You didn't go full racist or you didn't go non-racist you kind of went in the middle it just seems lazy it was very lazy

it was you know there's no real reason for it and they never like reference the fact that there are white people in black phase at least in certain shows

most shows like that I can think of like 30 Rock or always sunny when they do black phase they acknowledge the fact that's the jokes that's the jokes

scrubs did it as well yeah yeah they acknowledge I did it that it and I'm doing it right now Yeah, yeah, yeah That's why I'm not on scrubs

But yeah But yeah, but like that stuff That's the whole joke Yeah, like people forget Like back in 2005, 2007 Blackface was great It was It was the talk of the town

If you wanted an Emmy You do Blackface That was it Remember everyone was doing The Harlem Shake? Yes Before that was Blackface Yeah

And there's no consistency to it as well Because there's other shows Were to do Blackface And it's like Oh but there's a historical context there yeah like mad men they did blackface okay um well that makes sense because it's said in like the what is the 60s 60s yeah yeah yeah but people forget like back in the 60s as well black face was like something's like look it's my daughter's wedding i need some entertainment get al johnson jolson on the phone yeah yeah it's like

i want something black there yeah obviously not a black person but if i hire some jews to do black face that'd be good enough for my little girl everybody wins yeah yeah yeah uh So back then it was acceptable just because it was funny. Yeah. And then in like 2005 or so, edgy comedies were doing it. Yeah.

And the whole joke was like, you should be doing blackface. Oh, I didn't know. Yeah, exactly. Sorry, Turk, you know. But then, you know, well, when was Little Britain? Like, maybe around 2003, around that time?

Well, Little Britain, the joke isn't that like the white person's wearing black face? No, it's just like they just wanted to be a character. Yeah. And so, yeah, yeah, yeah. also other shows like Mighty Boosh League of Gentlemen. But that's even more stupid because they're

not even doing Blackface. They're doing like horrific grotesque parodies of like the gollywogs. Yeah. Yeah. Like the kind of it's a parody of British culture and like no one's looking at like the Mighty Boosh and going like that's meant to be a black person.

Yeah, I don't think any members of the BNP or like watching the Mighty Bush thinking that's fucking great is that. Oh, I love that Noel Fielding is proper mental you see that one where he's the

moon but it's a big pie on his face that's brilliant is that yeah I don't think

any member they're not reading in Twick I don't think so yeah the moon represents women

Muslim women you know they're up in the sky causing trouble yeah as they do yeah yeah

yeah yeah but it's like I don't think any black guy is like let's say it is like

a black guy okay and he's been shot by the police and he's on the street and he's bleeding now and he's like call an ambulance I'm like gay don't worry we've cancelled

mighty boot they've pulled the episode he's like I don't watch that like black people have bigger problems than like yeah

it's always sunny doing like a fucking parody well I haven't heard anybody mention it's always sunny yeah that could pull it okay but that's the thing

like is it the full show or just the specific episodes just the episode right it's like you're gonna make me angry dundah and you wouldn't like me when i'm angry okay i'm not threatening anyone yeah but then another thing is like another very irritating aspect of it is like corporations like netflix or amazon you know kind of really promoting this black lives matter thing when it's just like a publicity stunt it's a PR thing yeah and they kind of takes focus away from the fact that they're like just essentially

raping American society by paying no tax. I mean, this financial meltdown we're all heading for, fucking Amazon could very easily rectify that or at least help by contributing money by paying their taxes. Apple is another example. But when they kind of, they, you know, apply their, or essentially, you know, promote this kind of rhetoric, which, you know, is the right thing to do,

but they're doing it for the wrong reasons, you know what I mean? it's just good PR for them it avoids them having to answer tough questions maybe you are thinking like maybe you could have said Black Lives Matter before yeah exactly yeah late 2020

you know it's not like this was like a new thing like this has been around for a while somebody just runs into Jeff Bezos I'm sir we've just gotten work African Americans are being unfairly oppressed what yeah yeah you crazy sir that voice is probably

not the right way to go. Why didn't these lazy people tell me? But it's their fault in a way, isn't it? They should have kicked a bit of fuss. They should have mentioned something. Maybe sign an online petition or, you know. He's listening to like hip-hop music. N-W.

Yeah, it's like, wait a minute. I thought this was fictional. Say it ain't so. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's like, come on, we had Ferguson before this. We had Eric Garron. We had multiple cases. Multiple cases.

Yeah, yeah. It's like, I already knew about this. I already said my piece about it. You did or Jeff Bezier? Well, I liked the post in 2014. It was like, yeah, I've done my bit. Yeah. I thought we solved this.

Yeah, well, apparently not. No, you should have given it the heart reaction instead of the thumbs up. That would have solved it. The thumbs up, they're like, is he, he likes this. Yeah, see, that's the thing. It's hard to do. You know, what I just was reading about recently

is, you know, Mark Furman still has a TV show. Wasn't he like a Fox Correspondent for a while? He's got his own TV show on Fox Nation, which is like Fox's Netflix. Jesus Christ. It's like, you know, Furman's cop report.

Well, they're at it again. Who's the prize? My first guest, Derek Chauvin. If I'm saying that right, Chauvin, hey, it's just an honor. You can say it any way you want. It's a least of my problems, I'll tell you that. I tell you there's loony left over here

Colin Kaepernack kneels and it's grand I kneel and it's talk about a double standard am I right Mark you said it maybe we should start playing football

anyway here's an ad for like old people meditation let me tell you there was a football player back in the 90s and I had a problem with Derek but the less said about that guy

the better he's on Twitter now but uh it would be funny if Mark Furman was like I actually like that guy I respect him As much as I hate African Americans I hate women more So that guy's okay in my book

We're talking about OJ Simpson there For anyone who didn't Oh I talked talking Tugga Woods Where do you go on to So yeah It's like I could very well See a situation With Derek Chauvin becomes like a sleet

Like one of the other cops involved In the George Floyd case He's out in bail Because the public paid his bail The public? Yeah Wow He had like a little Kickstarter for him and he's out.

Is that, yeah, because one of them had like a, did he, he had like a record, like a criminal record before he became a cop. Yeah, he had a record worse than Mark Wahlberg. Like Mark Wahlberg looks at him and go like, Jesus Christ. Hey, guy, just relax, huh? You blinded too many Koreans. Two is acceptable, okay? You can do two and still be in a Transformers movie. Yeah, yeah.

You'll never work with Paul Talk. Thomas Anderson, if you keep blinding Koreans. Derek was like, I want to be an actor. But, no, I mean, it's very interesting that Mark Furman, I mean, he wrote books, TV, like, news correspondent. He got referenced in Captain America Civil War. Really? Yeah. Well, he is a bit of a punchline as well.

Yeah, like the Falcon, who's a black hero, says something like, oh, you're worse than Mark Furman. And I told me funny if, like, he was watching out with his kids, and was like, eh? Look, Daddy's on the TV. Pretty cool So I'm going to play a tape for you It was used during the trial I'm not sure if you ever heard it

Yeah just maybe ask your friend to Sean to go home I don't think he'd like this Yeah yeah okay all right No let him see no Let's stay here After I show you my Nazi memorabilia Yeah Did he have Nazi memorabilia? Oh yeah

Okay He was a he He was a rotten apple a rotten apple real jacket yeah can we how long have been recording

about half an hour does it say yeah yeah it's it there oh good good I think maybe like let's not do a full hour let's maybe do like

40 minutes or so okay yeah I think we have we talked enough about this because I just want to like check to make sure everything's okay

before we start okay yeah sure because we have a new technology guys yeah it's probably a good idea we'll hit stop and hit play just make sure it's all good. So,

tell you what, we'll just wrap this off maybe. Yeah, we'll wrap it up. And then we'll test and we'll come back with a full hour. Okay.

Yeah, because we can talk about the election and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Big news, okay? Big news. So just to wrap it up,

I would say it's good to be back. Things aren't going very well for me. No, me neither. And, you know, enjoy us when you can. You know? We're both spiraling.

Yeah, I am, woo. Yeah. It's funny because when you're working doing construction and farming, which is what I'm doing at the moment,

We're working on the farm And my dad's also Start building a house Because my dad Is basically mental And it's like Oh, spend a minute With my own thoughts

No way, Jose I'm just gonna start building a house No planning permission Don't need that, yeah I'll just start building a house straight away Yeah So when you're building a house

And you're depressed You kind of forget about it Because you're like Working in the foundation Right Like oh I'm doing a little job here Yeah And as soon we start digging

You're like Oh Jesus Christ Because it all floods back to you all the people you wronged, all the bad things you did, all the people who hate you, all the, all the mistakes.

It all comes flowing back. And then you're like, oh no, for like two minutes. You're like, oh, tiny putting foundation, kind of putting the installation, you know, and then you keep working.

But I've, hopefully, I've applied for a job in KFC in a few other places, so. In Carlo? No, Dundalk.

Oh, right, right, right. So let's see what happens. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I will say that I think, we won't start a Patreon yet

because I think it would be a bit weird to be like yeah Black Lives Matter is pretty cool but you know what's cooler Hearing the opinions of two people

where you're not sure if there is or not you're going to give a hundred euro to Black Lives Matter you're going to give a hundred euro to pay out someone's bail who got wrongly arrested by the police yeah that's cool

but you know what's even cooler Brian and James is Patreon but I think I think it is time in the near future to start doing a Patreon? Yeah. Well, we'd need to like advertise, get our numbers up, you know?

No, we don't. No? No. Then how, we're never going to earn any money if we don't have more people listening. We'll earn and then we'll just have that in the bank and then we'll get bigger and as we're getting bigger. Okay.

Yeah. Okay. I wish I had your confidence. Well, uh, it's all fake confidence. I don't believe what I'm saying. Yeah, let's wrap this one up. All right, yeah. We've got a lot of fun stuff to talk about the next episode.

I will say, thanks for listening, everyone. Thanks for sticking wheels. We took a long break there. It's good to be back. We, you know, hopefully things are getting back to normal. And we stand in solidarity with the protests in America. We do stand for now. Yeah.

I don't know. I said that. Until the powers that be do what needs to be done. Wink, wink. Until we start being sponsored by the police. And they're like, hey guys, blue lives are the best lives. You know who's the real minority here? The police.

They should do 12 years to save, but it's 12 years of police, man. 12 years of cop. But it makes no sense. The history's all wrong. It's like a police working in the field. Just like sing it. Yeah, yeah. And Obama's whipping him.

Even though it's set in the 1800s, it makes no sense. Okay, I think we're going to end. it there. Okay. I don't know how to end it. One final. Okay, I'll end it like this. I want to congratulate my sister, Laura, and her fiancé Omar, on the birth of their daughter, my niece,

Aisha. She's adorable. Okay. So congrats, guys. All right. Let's turn it off. Oh, congrats as well. Yes, say congrats, you piece of shit. Laura's faithful listener to the show. Thank you. Yeah. Goodbye.