Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 68 : The Davey Reilly Show

Episode Date: June 24, 2020

We talk Davey and other Loco comedians.

this episode is about making fun of Davey Riley I can't stress this not we're just making fun we don't like the guy we want to make fun of them and hopefully just so help people hopefully maybe it won't help people probably me and James are very dumb so we don't know how to help people in normal way no no I wouldn't even I'd probably make it worse we're not emotionally healthy people no we're remote

I'll tell you a difference okay there's people out there and we're going to talk about all the rapy and creepy cunts and Irish comedy scene yeah there's people out there okay that pretend to be good, but are actually scumbags. Yes. Me and James, we don't pretend, okay? No. We... What you see is what you get.

Yeah, we're just scum, okay? We're not like full scum. We don't hurt women or hurt people or anything like that. We're just dumb and we're scummy. We're pieces of shit who make inappropriate jokes. I think that's the worst thing you could say about us. Yeah, and you know what? Does the Irish Commisee need us?

Probably not. Probably not. Look, I'll be honest. They've been very vocal about the fact that they do not need us. I'll be honest. if all this comes out about all these bad men the Irish comedy scene

and the Irish women are like look we're going to just take over a scene for a while and we'll let one token lad in each show I'd be like look I can't really argue with it because we kind of let ourselves down here yeah yeah I mean there's been

serious abuse of power across the board yeah there's a lot of rapists and creepy cunts Irish comedy scene you know how bad it is is so this story broke on like a Saturday or Friday it's a Friday I think it's a Friday So I got home and I saw on Twitter

They were talking about creepy men in the Irish comedy scene I was like oh I wonder which one they're talking about That's how bad is I'm like I can't you keep track Yeah well I mean kind of since this has come out Because what actually kicked this off was There have been like small wrestling companies in Ireland In the UK and then America as well Smaller ones and bigger ones

That basically a lot of women came forward saying And there was a serious problem in these wrestling companies with sexual abuse and sexual assault. Yeah. And that kind of got the ball rolling. Then people in the comedy scenes started talking, people in theater, film and TV. Like, this is a problem across the board. And this isn't new information. Of course, we know this.

We've seen it with the Me Too thing. But it's like, it's not even like the arts. It's like every industry. There's people that work in Central are getting sexually harassed. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah, yeah. I can't even imagine. I can't even imagine how, like, for a woman,

it's like oh you kind of feel like you know some of the creepy people and you're like oh there's some guys I can trust and then you find out you can't trust any of them yeah it's kind of like they live they live yeah you put on the glasses yeah and everyone's a rapist yeah that's basically what it's like for a woman it's like you can't and if I would say like you can't as a man you can't trust us well again that's why the davy thing because he was someone that women and men who everyone's seen as a supporter of women he offered support and advice to women who worked in the scene. Anybody, even girls or women that had been, like, assaulted or harassed.

Yeah. He was kind of like a comforting shoulder to cry on, to support. And then it turns out he is just as bad, if not worse, as the rest of them. You can't trust him. You can't trust anyone. You can't trust them. Yeah, yeah. So it really has just, yeah, it was, I couldn't believe it. It became a huge story. That's the only kind of benefit from all this is it actually has become a huge story.

Not in other times where it's like, oh, we all know, but we can say because... We can't say because of defamation. Yeah, because defamation lawsuits. And I want my 25 quid. Yeah, yeah. You know? And that is another thing, like, you know,

people are afraid to come out and say anything because they're afraid of how it will affect their career. Yeah, yeah, my career of getting 25 quid every three months. Yeah, yeah. And a little notebook. A notebook, yeah. We'll talk about all the other creepy people in the Irish scene as we go along. Well, I think...

To get back to Davy. I think Davey's an interesting figure And I've been trying to understand Because everyone's shocked Very shocked So I've been trying to understand How Davey works How he thinks

How someone could In public be one way And in private be a different way But like polar opposites Polar opposites Cognitive dissonance I believe is the term Where he can just like

I don't know fancy words Okay I'd call it creepy Yeah yeah But like I said Yeah he was you know He was publicly, he went after

Al Porter, he accused Al Porter and other people in the scene. He was very vocal, outspoken against those people for doing the exact same shit that he was doing the entire time. And ironically, ironically, I feel like his story now has actually gone

bigger. The Irish Times did an article on it. Amy Schumer commented on it. That's right. Chris DeLeia commented on it. No, he didn't. No, he's got his own problem. Chris was like, you're weird. Yeah. Chris Delea's like, wait, what, Davey? No way.

Dey never be a cop on, okay? Say it ain't so. Oh, yeah, yeah. He was like, come on. That's another thing that kind of... Davey, you got to grow up and he's like, I got a text of 14-year-old. Got this ball roll and was Chris Delea got outed as a pedophile. Yeah.

Texting, alleged pedophile. Definitely. I mean, allegedly. Texting teenage girls. But then kind of similar to Davy was like, well, maybe not similar. It is different. But Chris Delea would be, he has played a pedophile in like two or three different. different TV shows and the whole time

he's doing that exact same shit I guess he's from that like Daniel Dale Lewis School of Method acting where he's just like I got to do this for my craft ironically DeLea actually had a better apology I mean they're all bullshit apologies yeah bullshit apology but he at least had one that didn't feel like it was

completely bullshit what did he say he just said like oh sorry I didn't realize well he wasn't like I'm getting therapy I didn't realize Snapchat saved the messages yeah I didn't realize age consent was a thing I thought it's just a bad dream I had he wasn't like I'm getting

therapy online for this I feel sad yeah yeah well that was kind of David did put out a statement and people jumped on it because it was completely I feel sad

yeah essentially it's like do you have this thing I have the apology but I think we should start from the beginning right okay so again guys we're making fun

of Davey Riley and other rapy and creepy people in the Irish comedy scene not the victims we're not making fun the victims fair play to you

God bless you I don't believe in God but like good work you've taken one down let's take down more and if it means ruining our careers as well

I say go for it even I suppose I'll tell you one thing okay yeah I put up a thing on Facebook going like hey girls I didn't say hey girl

hey girl yeah I didn't say yo what up doll I got a question for you dames so I just put up on thing like going like hey look I don't think I've been creepy

or weird to any of you girls in the past. But if I have, please let me know. Right. I'd like to apologize. Yes. Now, no one commented on it. Well, no one... Nobody commented saying, yes, you were creepy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And... Because I know you're not a creepy guy or like... You don't pray in people. I mean, you're a degenerate pervers. I'm a degenerate. Yeah, I'm complete degenerate. But when I was a kid one time, I saw a dead fox.

I started wanking. Did you? Yeah. Oh. I want to do bad things to you. Foxy lady. Yeah, I don't know why. But that's what I mean.

Like, I'm a weird. person, but at least I'm honest about it. You're a weird guy, but you're up front and you don't like victimize or go after people. I don't like that, but how many, there's a lot of people in the Irish comedy scene, okay, that would never put it up on Facebook. No, that's just something. How many people, a lot of people wouldn't be like, oh, hey, have I been weird or creepy or raped anyone in Australia? Ooh. Yeah, I mean, like, that's, I mean, yeah. We'll get to that. We'll get to that. We'll get to that. This could be a two-parter. This could be a 10-part of This could be a Netflix series.

This could be a 10-part Ken Burns documentary. And again, I'll tell you, just one aspect of this, so we're not kind of using this as like canon fodder to be, oh, here's something we can do an episode about. We're not like trying to capitalize on it or be gossipy or anything. Again, this is just something that is so huge that has rocked the Irish comedy scene. It'd be weird if we didn't talk about it. Yeah, like we have to talk about it. Like, no joke, no joke. I watched the film Aquaman on Thursday

because I thought we could do an Aquaman episode That's how we were scraping to the bottom of the barrel Do you know how, I think that would be more offensive If we just did an Aquaman podcast If all the women are talking about the abuse of suffering We're like hey guess what We got an Aquaman podcast Jason Mamoa as a half sea creature

Or whatever the fuck Are we helping? Yeah, yeah, I don't think so Anyway, so let's start off with Davey Riley Okay, his history So in 1990 it's calvin okay we're in a hospital

a woman is giving birth the doctor's like push push and you know the woman's like I'm giving birth and the nurse is like you have a baby and then they raise

they raise the baby up okay it's Davey Riley the sky turns red the sky turns red a cow gives birth to a two-headed sheep you know the bad signs right right yeah

So Davey Riley, born in Cavan, okay? I didn't know we were going to go this in death. Oh, yeah, we're not going to do, like, you know, his first day in primary. What did he get up to? Okay, like, so he starts comedy. We're going to jump to comedy now. Yeah, so he started comedy. Like 18 or even less than that, okay?

And he got immediate success. He was, you kind of hit the ground running, like, yeah. And me, like, by age of 18, he'd done all the festivals. Yeah, yeah. So I think for an eagle, that was like injecting it with steroids. I started something I got great straight away and not just like great

where it's like hey I'm doing pretty well it's like Rich Hall was like you're the future of Irish comedy yes yeah little did Rich Hall know

what a dark future that would be yeah yeah that's the thing you know we can't really it's hard to stress just how successful and well known

in the scene that he is anyway does our comedy knows what we're talking about but if you don't follow Irish comedy which most people don't because why would you it's full of scum

rapist that's what it is and most of them aren't even funny either so but anyway so people might not realize but very successful very early on yeah so like if he later on it's like i didn't realize i was popular i didn't realize that power is like you kind of you should yeah yeah so by the age 18 he's already got uh he's already working with the lisa richards company yeah yeah so uh and just to tell people who lisa richards are talent agency they're a big talent agency they i don't think they're based in ireland but they've got an office here and have a lot of iret Irish talent. Yeah, a lot of the big

Irish comedians would be signed to Lisa Richards. Like, if you go on the Lisa Richards website, they have actors first, and their big actors are Pierce Brosnan and Keith Duffy. Yeah. Now, they definitely didn't have Pierce Brosnan during the bond years. No, no. They got him after the Matador.

Yeah. They didn't even have them with Remington Steel. Oh, God. You know what I mean? No chance. No. So, yeah, he probably was the big guys. And, like, when you mess up your whole career... You go to Lisa Richards. to go, I have to work with Keith Duffy now. They didn't even have Keith Duffy when he was on

Cornation Street, you know what I mean? Well, Keith Duffy's like selling mattresses now. Yeah, that's right. No, tires. Yeah, he's still... Tires, yeah. Not even with a company. No, just on the side of the road. And Pierce Brosons with him. I used to be Bond.

But in fairness, Lisa Richards, so their actors are kind of shape. But if you go on to the comedian section, it's all the really good comedians. Yeah, yeah. All Irish as well. Yeah. like all the good ones wouldn't even make fun of them

like all the really good ones you know Darrow Breen and Clifford and Stephen Mullen like really really good funny guys and good people like yeah don't like

because don't think that Lisa Richards isn't any way like part of what Davey did no yeah but I still like don't be like if Lisa Richards calls you don't be like yeah I heard what you did

yeah I heard yeah you probably encouraged them didn't you yeah piece of shit and then I'd tell me funny if like you shoved the phone up your ass but they don't know what you're doing okay you're just

we're going on a tangent where you're just kind of having fantasies of how you would abuse the Lisa Richard's company and then Lisa Richard's like I love this kid's moxie

you got something kid okay so he's already got huge success all right yeah and he's opening for big acts in the tree arena

by like 20 yeah Hannibal Burris Hannibal Burris he opened for Rich Hall like a few other ones even bigger than Rich Hall like

um what's his name keyboard David Roderdy and a few other big names as well like he's doing great so great so fast he's probably thinking like

it's never going to end exactly yeah yeah I can do whatever I want yeah want one okay yeah so then he's like okay look I basically conquered a scene already I'm gigging regularly what more's left for me in Little Old Ireland

then he goes to Edinburgh and he does his first Edinburgh show Dismorphin time Dismorphin time Yeah yeah So that's like a parody of morphing time Yeah he's big in the Power Rangers

Let's be honest It's kind of like a red flag What you think? I mean like Yes I was shocked But also I mean like just look at the show Yeah

I mean Well Zordon He's just a big giant head That's trapped in like a What is it He's like a big sentient thing That's trapped in the Time War He's a nonce.

And he's gathered together a multiracial group of sexy teenagers and he made the black guy, he made the African-American guy be the black power ranger. He made the Asian girl be the yellow power ranger.

He's a racist nonce who's, you know, interdimensional racist nonce. Basically what Alex Jones has been telling us about. Yeah, now that's funny. Now, if you want to hear an unfuny version of that,

you can watch this morphine time. Okay. You've actually watched it. I was in Edinburgh at time. I remember when he was... Great thing about dysmorphine time is he can watch the whole show and not remember any of it.

Okay. Literally none of it. And it's also, did he talk about the fact that he had body dysmorphia? Yes, he had very, very, very, very, very, very mild body dysmorphia. Right.

And he's so brave for talking about that. Okay. Yeah, and why having a show about it is like 15 minutes about having body dysmorphia and then a lot of the power rangers. Yeah. And then... What did he thought he was fat when he wasn't or something?

Is that it? See, I have reverse. He told me he was fat but turns out he's a creep. I have reverse body dysmorphia. I don't realize how fat I am, you know. I'll catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror. Like, oh, there's something wrong with that mirror, let me tell you. Oh, that's how you meant you look in the mirror.

Like, God damn, I look. Yeah. Are you Jason, my mother? Are you ACU man? Yeah. No, I think I've got very, I've got great hair, but then from the hair line down, it just, it's, it doesn't do well. But anyway, let's continue here. So, again, like, more.

success. Dismorphin time selling out every single night. I could barely get in some nights. Into Edinburgh. Like when you, yeah. Into the show. He was showing Edinburgh. Literally, I'd be like going like, can I come in? He'd be like, no. You know? Right. And he closed the curtain on me.

Yeah, yeah. And I'd be like, he's up to no good. Okay. Why won't he be my friend? Why would he let me in? Yeah, yeah. Oh, glad. Yeah. Anyway, so then, okay, he's doing so successful. Yes. And he's like, oh, God. People on the street are like, he can't top it now. Yeah, yeah.

He's done dismorphin time. He comes back to Edinburgh next year. Double-decker. Boom. Double-decker. Double-decker. Double-decker bus. So people are like, I love buses.

Is this a single-decker bus? And I love the chocolate bar double-deckers. If only we can combine the two. Yeah. Now, this show, I remember even less than dismorphine time. Right. I think it was something to do with like he's on a bus. Okay. It's like a lot of Edinburgh shows.

It's a very tin narrative. Yeah. They kind of very, they try and force this narrative and this sort of, sort of um like uh the kind of warm sweet tenderness to it's like oh i really learned something i evolved as a person you know i'm going it has to have a pathos and catharsis so i imagine the show went like this like uh so uh i'm from cabin um so i got on the bus there double decker named the show like the buster there you go uh boom uh ruPaul's drag race uh so then i was thinking i was sitting the bus there and i started thinking about life uh you know i've had a lot of

women telling lies about me I was thinking like oh what should I do so then I taught like I like Power Rangers so then I taught about Power Rangers for 15 minutes and I thought like I like farming simulator and I talked about farming similar

for 15 minutes and then I did some crowd work on the bus and then I got off the bus and then call back the end okay that's it that's probably how it went yeah you get a really good callback

at the end probably yeah well that's the thing you need the call back the obligatory callback The callback would be something like... Yeah. And audiences are always amazed by it. It's like, if you've ever seen any comedy ever,

you know that the callback is like very, you know. It is really like doing magic tricks for children, isn't it? Oh, look a penny. It was in your ear. Oh! Yeah. And that's why I always get the bus. Yeah.

And then it goes to black. The end. Yeah, yeah. And people are like, he's so brave. Yeah. Yeah. So he comes back after, and I might have the timeline wrong here,

but I don't think he's going to care about that. don't think so. At the moment. No, no. So, around Double Decker Bus, he gets the fucking comedy seller. What's it called? Yeah, it's the seller. The seller. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he gets that. He's MC in it. He's MC in it, okay? And he's like, what happened to the other MC? And you're like, ah. Don't ask questions about him. Oh, yeah, moving on, moving on.

There definitely seems to be a pattern emerging here. Yeah. Maybe it was built on like an ancient evo. Indian burial ground Yeah Indian burial There's like If you walk around the inter It's like a guy dressed the bear It's like two twins

Just like Yeah Come open for us Forever and ever We see like a picture Like it's hidden Of like It's like a black and white picture

Of like Of like a party From the 30 And Davies there Talking about Power Rangers Wish you're here Oh, I forgot something actually Yeah, so

Davey actually did a comedy course In On Shaw He taught a comedy course No, he did the comedy course That's how he started Let's not say names I don't think he's going to mind Yeah, it's free advertising

Yeah, well Yeah But yeah basically a comedian I did that course as well Yeah, it's very good apparently Yeah, yeah But I actually, no joke I found Davy's certificate

in on shot He got a certificate? Yeah, well it's like you have completely discourse I didn't get a certificate Well, maybe they changed because of recession

That's what it is Yeah, yeah But I found it Okay Wish I kept it Well, you found it Where was it Just like

Lying among the rubble It was just behind a desk Or something Okay Covered blood Yeah, why were you in Onshore Just looking for clues

Like you're in the Scooby-Doo mystery I wasn't even Buck the gig that night Hey gang We got a figure out I love the idea of like they're trying to do a show and on shot

and I'm just wandering around with a magnifying glass yeah okay so we're worried so he gets the comedy seller right okay and it's like

he starts booking the axe and see whoopi doppy I'm Davey Riley yeah he's loving life I know is this did he get the seller before or after he was doing because he was on fax

right well I should get to that as well yeah the YouTube channel fax I think this is before this morphine time oh he got facts he got facts

he got Fax, yeah. Very early. So Fax, if you don't know, it was a reaction channel. I think it was started by some, like, a millionaire, like, from, like, the Eastern Bloc. Yes, thank you right. And he was like, I wish to watch Irish people react.

What did look like when Irish people drink Pepsi Cola? Let's find out. Yeah, he was like this eccentric millionaire. He's like he wants to pay Irish people to react to things. Probably for sexual pleasure. Well, didn't, I heard there was something. He was, yeah, and then Fax shut down. Well, here's the thing.

Yeah. When you have the most successful YouTube channel in Ireland, yes. It's not weird to shut down immediately without any explanation. Yeah, that's the thing. Facts was huge. Like, they had like millions of views,

like hundreds of thousands, maybe even millions of subscribers. Millions in America. In America, they were huge. Like, they all had like big followings, anybody that was featured.

And a lot of Irish comedians were featured. A lot of really good ones. Yeah, and really good people too. And then the channel shut down overnight. And that is in no way, no just literally overnight fax is gone ask no questions and the official version the story was oh they went bankrupt the company went bankrupt which makes no sense and ran out yeah so how could

you go bankrupt filming irish people reacting to yeah yeah okay so yeah so facts shut down anyway facts shut down uh and then they started up try as the yeah the tri channel was the phoenix that emerged from the ashes kind of like new order after joy division kind of like yeah yeah anyway unfortunately no one hung himself I'm talking about the owner and not any comedians

would like so that's like facts and try very popular YouTube channels so that's what I mean is like Davey was having

nonstop success from multiple avenues he also started some podcasts right he started stone faced films okay

podcast right and that was great because it was two guys being like I respected women for six hours today oh I respected women

for seven hours today okay yeah it was great They were progress flexing. Yeah, they were really weren't. They're all talking about like, I watched a film directed by a black man. Woke flex.

Well, I watched a film directed by a black woman. My black man was in a wheelchair. After I crippled him. Yeah, yeah. Tushie. And he also didn't there are one called 40 Minif Feud. Okay. Which was like, you get a comedian on, you talk about a famous feud.

Right. Which was very funny. I never, I would never even. Yeah, it was hilarious. I never heard of these podcasts. Yeah, well, what I mean is like he was like nonstop. He had a, you know, a lot of, you know, what's that? And behind the scenes, okay, he was doing pitches for like RTE.

RTE, BBC, MTV. Netflix and Sony as well, according to his website. Oh, wow. Yeah, so he was, he filmed pilots for things. Yes. And apparently he could have got on Russell Howard's good news. But, just fell through. He just got lazy, I think.

Okay. That's why I heard. Well, that's the thing when you have having someone. success. You might I don't need Russell Howard that bitch

fuck Russell Howard I don't need you right now and you're like ooh what if penguins ate Mars bars I don't need that

I bet you I bet you he could do with some good news right about now that's inappropriate so like what this is the interesting part now with Davy

okay I believe that this is when things started to crack because it was nonstop success right

and then he had a kind of stop where he's had failures now the pilots haven't gone through Right His Netflix shows

No sorry he's not the Netflix shows His Edinburgh shows They're good but they're the same Right okay I think he probably thought like I'll do a Netflix I'll do I'll do Edinburgh show Then another Edinburgh show

And then they'll have Netflix Right okay But that didn't happen He was like oh what's going on I taught everything I did The successful straight away I guess people maybe just got sick of it Or just weren't digging it anymore

I think that's just What's meant to happen is You're not supposed to be successful and have things get better every single year. There's supposed to be a grind here. I think he probably hit a wall where he's like, oh, this is weird. So maybe you think him getting so much success

so early on, he maybe, in the long run, kind of hindered... I think it's a weird thing where it's like you get an ego boost straight away and then it's like you come down to earth. He basically had what, like, people have like careers where to like have like, they're big rock stars and then they stop being successful

and they can't deal with it. I think he had like a mini version of that. Where he's like, oh shit, what's going on? Even though he still had a great life, like... Yeah, yeah. We're not even talking about, I'm just talking about in general, like, what happened. So apparently, like, I know it was personally, he kind of slowed down in the scene. I didn't see him headlining many places.

Yeah, that's true. He was just kind of hosting in the cellar. He wasn't really gigging outside of there or anything. Yeah, and I thought, oh, well, maybe he's just writing, which he was. He was working on play, apparently. And I'm still doing the tri-channel videos. Yeah, still doing the tri-channel stuff. And I was like, hey, look, why should I be suspicious?

Yeah. Okay. And then, should we just jump to what happened? So then, as you said, I get home. Yeah. And you text me and you're like, look, watch out. I was just scrolling through Twitter. I was at work, scroll through Twitter.

And I just see one person put up a thing more Davey Riley. That's not, maybe, yeah. I'm not going to say, but, you know, he basically, this girl made some kind of allegation and then I kept scrolling through Twitter and I saw it from different accounts, different people saying different things, you know. I mean it's all on Twitter but you know you can

go and look for it yourself. Yeah, it was on Twitter and then it got picked up by like chortle goss, even gripped.I.e which is like an alt-right kind of website. Yeah, I'd never heard of it until you told me about it. So they probably have the idea of like this is what happens when you're woke. Yeah, yeah. This is why you can't. This is why you got to

be racist like us. Yeah. The only people you can trust are racist like it's all right pieces of shit yeah um so i'm just getting up the apology now so yeah i said like so like this goes this happens like very quickly and i think davy because he's such a sociopath was probably like oh i'll just put a nice little apology out there that'll be yes but not actually admitting to anything i'll be clever okay and then uh i'll just uh hey go back to playing farming simulator all right so you have the apology there yeah okay so he even starts this tweet is about me Yeah, just a little bit like

We don't even get to see which tweet he was referring to Because that account could put on private or something But even like the diss tweets about me It's such a guess who this tweets about Yeah, I'm so adorkeable It immediately has a vibe of like I don't give a shit or like You know he's kind of brushing it off

Just like ah whatever This whole thing Davey had It's kind of like this fake awkwardness Whereas like I don't know Yeah I guess I'm being accused of Something

Yeah I don't know do you like funkal pops so this is the actual thing and now let's as a lawyer here let's break this down right and there's a huge amount of truth it what yeah he it's it's even got like a grammatical error

I actually hate him more now and there's a huge amount of truth it yeah he was meant to say there's a huge amount of truth in it but it just says truth might he probably was a bit distracted yeah watching wrestling yeah so there's a huge amount

of truth in it. Yeah. So that's like, he's like, I'll admit to someone. Immediately, first line grammatical error, but also there's a huge amount of truth in it, which kind of implies it's not 100% accurate, it's not

100% factual. You're not a complete line, bitch. Yes, pretty much. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Only a little. Yes. Every day, I regret my actions. Embarrassed and remorseful for the pain

cause. For the past number of months, I've been receiving addiction therapy and attending online meetings to address my behaviours. And then you're like online meetings but that means like... It doesn't even go to the room. Well I suppose...

Yeah, that means it probably happened during the coronavirus. Yeah, so this is only something very recent that he's tried to address. Even though the accusations say this has been going on for years. There were some girls that said that this exact type of apology was basically a reiteration of something

he already said to them, that he's like, oh, I have addiction issues and I'm receiving counseling. So that was just obviously a line that he would spin, you know. I've got dysmorphia. Yeah, yeah. He just sends him a link to his Edinburgh show. Yeah, but no, he sends him the band camp link.

So you still got to pay for it. God damn it. A.B.C. Anyway. So the only person who's done the worst apology is probably Kevin Spacey. Yeah. Yeah. I would love to see Davey do like a southern accent. You love me for it. You think I'm going to apologize?

Okay, but hey, listen to this, okay. He says, far too late, I know. So he's in addressing what we just said. Yeah, yeah, far too late. So he's almost like, I know what you're thinking. Yeah. Checkmate. Yes, yeah.

Convinced myself that I'm not a malicious dude. So how... What's dude in an apology for sex sexual misconduct? He's one of the turtles. Cowabunga. You're not Raphael. Dude, this is totally not bodacious, okay? malicious dude it's a it's a total bummer

it's gnarly to justify it to myself held others accountable but not myself which is true like Al Porter exactly even said when Al Porter apologizes he's like this isn't how you do an apology Al yeah yeah maybe someday I'll get to school you on it

oh Al is loving it right now oh my God Al Porter it must be yeah Al is just grabbing cock just so happy right now I can do it like a kid in a candy Starr. Manipulation, hypocrisy, cowardice,

reckless disregard for the health of others. Behaviors I saw on peers that I was vocally critical of. But ignoring in myself, regretted every day.

I would love to say I didn't intend to hurt anyone. Oh, he's texting me now. Stop talking. Love that. the podcast. You better be putting that on Patreon. Yeah, he's just texting me a link to Double Deckerbuss.

Stop texting me. My mother's texting me. I would love to say I didn't tend to hurt anyone, but I did hurt them, so ultimately those intentions were or are a part of me. It's no way to treat anyone at all. I'm sorry.

Yes. So immediately people started commenting this is the most self-obsessed narcissistic non-apology I've ever heard you're a piece of shit blah blah blah blah there was some

some of the comments were like I'm gonna find you yeah it was like one guy was like I can't wait to bump into you on the street one guy was like

I was just shit in the bag and I'm gonna put it on your face yeah well I said that I sent that before I found out yeah I have to admit now

I didn't like Davey I didn't know him enough I just never felt like we vibe together. No, but he did. He was very standoffish and he was kind of like you, it didn't benefit him to talk to you. No, because I wasn't

a woman. Yeah. He could like a trick. Or like a comedian that he could kind of step over or use to, you know, get more successful. I was in the same building as him for a month where he had a show on like the third floor and I had a show on the second floor.

Right. Could barely get a conversation go with him. If I did it was like, Oh, had a pretty good show there, yeah. Yeah, yeah. And that was it. He was, yeah, he would never, he wouldn't conversate with you. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah.

That's true. And, like, I'm only, like, maybe like two or three times my whole life tried to talk to him and got nothing out of him. But again, look, that's like, you know. I made him laugh once. We shouldn't be making this about us. It's like, oh, he didn't talk to me. Do you know what I mean? Like, obviously, he has abused and manipulated people.

That's what I mean. That's what I mean, like, don't even. think that we're doing it for ourselves again to all the women out there we're scum okay we're scum and we're taking it's like he didn't laugh on my joke yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah feel bad for us how long we'd be doing uh hang on where are we at now oh only 38 minutes oh perfect we haven't even got to the other rapist okay yeah yeah yeah um you probably should have said that so excitedly oh we haven't even got though oh so many presents to open yeah I will say this though

Do you want to think this Connect connection okay Davey Riley's straight edge Okay No drink no drugs Right I don't even believe that's true You think he was just lying

I think Davey's kind of guy who From a very young age He was like if I build my personality This way I'm going to get women Right So I don't think I don't think he was like Nervous in real life

I don't think he's like I'm adorkeable Yeah I'm awkward Can I can I send a picture of my dick It was a perfect it was a like carefully constructed persona i do not think he liked ruPaul's drag race okay i do not think he would constantly be like uh well uh i'm i'm not gay but uh i'm not straight

either yeah exactly yeah he was really kind of just leaning into this sort of you know kind of woke rhetoric i guess some people have used the term performative wokeness yeah which is a very a very accurate description of it i think that exactly what i was that nails it on the head There was, like, no part of him that was, I think he was just a good actor. It was just a, it was a facade, like. There was no part of him that was like, I actually loved the Beyonce album. Yeah. I am going to get on stage and talk about how much of the Beyonce album.

Exactly, yeah. Talk about how powerful it is. Yeah. And then, uh, get some Snapchat names and, like. It's just saying you really do have to be very careful of these kind of, um, very vocal, like, male feminist size. I'm not saying that everybody who's... No, that's even worse. He's actually ruined it then for guys who were genuinely, like...

Genuinely, you know, feminist. That's what I mean about when the alt-right got hold of this story, because they can be like, see, this is what they're like. And he was tweeting Black Lives Matter stuff, so therefore everyone in Black Lives Matter is Davey Riley. Yeah, and Derek Chauvin is innocent. Yeah, Derek Chauvin is actually a hero, and Davey Riley's the villain.

That's the way they'll spin it, and it's because of Davey. Yeah, yeah. I don't think he even, like, I guarantee it, like he'd be on stage being like, oh, I love this, and oh my god who's your favorite drag queen and then you get home and just crack open a can of lager

stick on the footy yeah yeah yeah watch the snooker the darts yeah just completely changed yeah all right

he'd take off those pink Doc Martins be like fucking gay shoes just throw him at a dog I fucking hate this I'll fucking hate this

I'll fucking hate Oh, God. Oh, busy day. Busy day. Yeah. So what else can you say about Davey? I think the only way Davey can save himself now is if he does like a justy smallout. What do you mean?

Like, just pretends he got attacked. Okay, right. He got attacked on the way the game stopped. It's just, it's insane how quickly this blew up. Like, you know, as we said, like Irish Times, goss.comer tweeted about it. Yeah. Like, it's crazy. Like, you know, it just exploded.

But that's kind of, it reflects. both how well known and big of a Irish comedian he was in the scene but also how shocked everyone was because he was this kind of performative because he was so good at acting

yeah yeah yeah he was so good at the act very manipulative yeah yeah yeah and if if I had known him better I probably if he made an effort to laugh at my joke I probably would have got suckered in as well yeah yeah and I probably

had been more shocked but you weren't shocked when it came out well I was but it's like it's not like he was my best friend you know what I mean like yeah yeah other people have suffered way worse yeah there are people who are genuinely good good friends with him saw him as like a pillar in the Irish

community that he was a great guy yeah and that's what I mean like this podcast we might make things worse but look this is very bad if you can like have a little chuckle about Davey Riley after all this yeah that's that's what we want yeah that's all we really want about this like we're not trying to be brave here like no no we're not like I mean

mean, you know, the people that came out and exposed his behaviour are the brave ones who deserve. Listen to the women. Yeah, don't listen to us. Oh, yeah, delete this. Yeah, we're idiots. Yeah. So listen to all the women and then when you're finished with that, okay, then put this on like a burner phone. Don't put it on your regular

phone. Put it on a burner phone, going to an alley and listen to it. And then break the phone and half. Break the phone and half. Swallow the SIM card. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. We're just trying to help guys. Yeah. So like, Davey, is one of numerous cases

of people in the Irish scene who have been there's a spectrum and on the spectrum there's like kind of weirdness where it's like hey what if I raped you

yeah exactly those kind of inappropriate sexist jokes and other things were like I've literally seen emcees being like all right this next comedian is a woman

but don't worry she's funny yeah you know shit like that his next comedian is good tits yeah exactly yeah yeah there's been comments like that like rape jokes loads of shit like that yeah yeah and you know what like i've you know i've you know i've just stood there when that shit went on and didn't say anything because i was like weak and like scared to like oh i don't want to ruffle any feathers or like piss off the promoter yeah so i just ignored it because i was out of self-interest so i'm definitely culpable to an extent you know Well, I'll hold my hands up to that.

Look, I try not to blame anyone in the past for doing anything. Yeah. But in the future, it definitely is like, if you decide to, let's use fake names, okay? Okay. So let's imagine there's an imaginary world where there's a guy called Kevin Epstein. Okay. Okay. Right, and he runs a club called the Rape Bunker.

Okay. Okay. Right. Now, if you did a gig in the Rape Bunker before, I don't mind. But if you're gig in the Rape Bunker now, it kind of looks bad yeah yeah yeah and like I'll be honest okay

yes Kevin ran the rape bunker I tried to get gigs there he wouldn't have me on yeah yeah I wasn't good enough I did one there and yeah yeah I don't know that's what I mean like it's like

I like yeah but like I do feel shitty about it you know like it's I feel shitty but even now when I it took until now for me to say anything

Yeah. If I'm being 100% honest, it's because I'm afraid of the optics, right? Of how it looks if I don't say something. So again, that is me being motivated out of self-interest, self-preservation, trying to save myself. 100%. Do you know what I mean? That's why I mean we're scum. And of course, I know this stuff is bad.

I don't in any way condone it. And I completely stand in solidarity with the victims and the people speaking out. And, you know, I feel shitty about it. but you know me just lying about it saying it's outrageous and I'm not in any way

you know can't be held responsible that's not going to help I think the thing that's going to help now is honesty so honesty yeah that's again

that's why I put it up on Facebook like have I done anything weird yeah I want to know I don't think you have but I'd like to know I haven't done anything

to anyone but I have ignored things yeah and just you know which is pretty bad as well yeah it is

you know like and again I'm not like close or connected to any of these people I'm literally on the fringes, hearing something from somebody who heard something, from somebody who heard something. It's also, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I'm not big in the scene. We're not big. Do you know what I mean?

It's Chinese whispers. Yeah, exactly. So, like, you know, you hear things. Well, no, it was Chinese whispers. And then you actually hear the woman saying, like, no, he actually did do this. And you can't be like, oh, geez, sure I don't know if that's. Exactly, yeah. Yeah. So, like, you know, I think if we're going to, like, talk about all this stuff, we might as well, you know, It's only right that we say, you know, we're a part of the problem, I guess. This kind of code of silence, don't want to ruffle any feathers that might affect our careers, blah, blah, blah. And also, like, to stress this, people don't know who the rapist is or who the creepy, scummy guy is.

Because they don't look like cartoon villains. Like, that's what you'll have, see some people on Reddit and stuff that are like, oh, all those try people definitely knew about it. Yeah. No, they didn't. No, they didn't. Because it's not like a character, don't go with a cape and a hack going like, I'm off to rape a woman. Yeah, exactly.

It's not like that. And like, it's not like anybody like even said like, oh yeah, he's the one, blah, blah, blah. It's like, you hear things like, oh, I've heard something about him, but he knows, blah, blah, blah. See, it is this kind of deniability that everyone has. Nobody wants to outright say he's the one, or at least they didn't before all this. But now that's kind of changing. and for some reason our legal laws are you know i was actually going to say like it's almost as if the legal laws were built to stop women accusing men of rape yeah i was like well actually they probably were probably were yeah yeah no like i mean yeah people like you know police officers people judges lawyers those people also not all of them but some of them definitely like do horrible shit like this abuse people abuse women and use the power structures that they have, you know, that they basically are in control of

to make sure that they never get caught, you know what I mean? So there's Kevin Epstein, there's local rapist, there's a, that guy whose name sounds like an anti-Semitic slur, apparently he's really bad. I had never even heard of him. We're so disconnected. We're hearing about people who are creeps and we're like, who's he? Yeah, exactly.

I didn't even know who that guy was and everyone's like, yeah, he's huge. Like, I'd never even heard of him or his company or anything. like that. That's what I'm saying. You and I are so on the fringes, so unsuccessful. But even if we wanted to do, we couldn't like stop or like say anything really. We're not Woodward

and Bernstein. Nobody's listening like to know. We're not going to go to the press. Yeah, exactly. Stop the press. We got a story for you. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. No more film parodies for you, scumbag. Yeah. Oh, it's so funny. He does a parody of Lord of the Rings. You've never seen it before. No, I've never heard of him,

his company or what they did. And apparently they had really big guests and everything. They had huge guess yeah they had great jokes like waff billball had an avocado okay like that's kind of stuff like yeah yeah i mean i see that i'm like i don't even care if he's a rapist you're just annoyed by that yeah yeah but anyway yeah so like that's the look that's the irish comedy scene it's and the only way to stop it is you can't stop it by going like we're just going to find out uh by looking at them yeah the only way really stop is by setting up some kind of like system this is uh for women to do yeah um setting up some

some kind of system or network, like a Facebook group or something, and then have like a no tolerance thing where it's like, oh, sure, he grabbed the girl's tit in one club. Sure, like, that's just how he is. You know, he can't have that. He has to be like, oh, he watched jackass and he got too excited. I think there has been talk of like setting up some kind of support structure or even unionizing the Irish comedy scene.

Uninizing, I think, is morally wrong. Oh, really? Union Buster Go scabs No but I'm just saying like If women set up some kind of system Where it's like we're not going to let creepy men in this club Yeah

This is a okay And if the system was set up in a way We're like listen Brian You haven't done anything But we listened to your podcast And you did like Funny voices Like offensive stuff

And you said the word retard And we don't want you in the club I couldn't be like fuck you i have to be like listen if you want to be safe in a club i'm not going to be like yeah but no i want to it's not fair yeah yeah well that's true i suppose you know we have you know we joke around about some very outlandish shit on this podcast we are very we have in the past if you consider it i don't consider them rape jokes i consider them jokes you know about rape yeah i know what you mean yeah there's a difference like you know if you make a joke

that involved are surrounding something about It's not necessarily ha ha ha, this rape happened, how funny. But I mean, that's the offence we could use because we're scum. But if a woman was like, we just don't really want that. Want you here. I don't understand. Yeah, I'd be like, yeah, okay. That makes sense.

But I put on Pink Doc Martins. But I know, I can say, you know, you and I, like, we've never done anything, like, remotely. No, I've even checked around because I, you know, sometimes I'll be drinking and I'll be like, Did I do something weird? No, you're just sad. Yeah, you're just a loser. Yeah, you're so loose. We just felt sorry for you.

Yeah, yeah. I suppose that's better. The worst thing you could say about us is just like the Atlantis shit we say this podcast, you know what I mean? But we're just trying to entertain. And I guess we just do have a style of humor and a sense of humor. That is kind of offensive, I guess. It's been described as unleashed.

Unleashed. Yeah, yeah. Oh, I like that. Yeah. But yeah. No sacred cows here. Yeah. Well, that's the thing, you know.

You know, at the very least, we are fucking honest. I will say that about us. Yeah. We put our fucking, you know, we lay our cards out on the table. Like, we're not hiding or pretending to be these very woke progressive things to enable our ability to fucking, like, hurt women and shit like that. As some cunts in the scene clearly do. We're not like that, all right? And you know what?

We're so retarded. We couldn't, we wouldn't even know how to do it. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. we're like you know we'd be like I'm going to use my power and influence and like you you gotta be my friend to get on the podcast

they're like well I don't want to be in the podcast I'm like damn well I'm no Davey Riley check mate yeah yeah yeah you know what I mean like yeah fucking hey come at us you know what I mean we're pieces of shit but we admit it

what are we on here well yeah I guess but there have been other things we can we can finish on Dalia All right, we'll talk about Delia. Delia is actually kind of more fun because we're away from it. Exactly, yeah. See, that's the thing.

We joke about all this shit when it's like big American celebrities because we're detached from it, right? There's a detachment. Whereas this is like affecting people that we know personally. So that's why it feels very fucking weird to talk about it.

People that we know personally and their feelings have been hurt and that's really upsetting. Yeah, like they feel betrayed and lied to by this guy. they considered to be a friend and a good person. You know what I was reading about

yesterday? Literally yesterday because I was looking up stuff about creepy people. Right. Bill Cosby, heard of him? I'm familiar as please. What defamation things are you going to say about me?

Yeah. That's an example of the offensive voices. I don't think you could be called a racist for doing a Cosby voice. Cosby is like a cartoon. Cosby is so ridiculous. But anyway, go on. Yeah, no one's going to be like,

what black guy is that is that one to be Malcolm X you know so anyway Cosby what he'd do is he would have a read through a young attractive actress and he'd go like get me the youngest attractivist

active actresses you got okay okay so he'd go to the writers beforehand like hey this script okay of the Cosby show make a little raunchier they'd be like really Cosby show yeah make a little bit ronchier you know just a little bit

you know yeah make it a little bit you know a little bit of spicy So then to get the woman in And they'd be reading the scenes And he'd be like What, what are you guys doing This script can't be put on television This is the prime time television

Show for families I cannot be grabbing titty It is just deplorable Yeah he'd be like in the script It says grab a titty Yeah I'm not gonna grab a titty Like this Hong Kong

Yeah you writer should be ashamed of yourself And then when they leave You're like you know what honey Come back to my room You're probably upset from all that I'll come back to my room and have a little drinker, drink. Like, that's the way he'd do it. I think that that's kind of what these kind of guys who are like,

I'm a nice guy, you can trust me. Yeah, that's the thing. They use the facade of a nice guy. Oh, my God, I love feminism so much. Get in my van. My feminism van. Yeah, I've got, move my feminism couch into my feminism van. I've got a feminism mattress, a tear-stained,

feminism mattress in my van and we're going to drive right through the patriarchy and smash it to pieces. Yeah, it's just disgusting and awful. It's bad. And it, but... Yeah, ah.

But anyway, what we're saying? Delia. Yeah, so, you know, another straight-edge person, didn't drink or do drugs? That's the connection I was going to say. Yeah, yeah. Two straight-edge guys. Probably only clear head just to write apologies. Yeah, yeah.

Well, Delea, I feel like, obviously what DeLea is bad. But it's easier to make fun of him. Yeah, because he's such a... He's a celebrity, like a legit celebrity. He's such a dunderhead. I said it. He's a fucking shit comedian. Yeah, he is like, we actually, it's funny. Our last episode,

were we talking about it on the podcast or off air? It was just off. Okay. So we were talking about DeLea's last special no pain because it is being called like one of the worst specials of all time before like these allegations came out. So we were both saying this guy's not funny.

But then I was like, but I did like him in workaholics when he played a paedophile. I thought that was funny. And then he played a pito and that show, you. Yeah. And now it turns out he's an actual paedophile. Yeah. All right. But what's so funny about DeLia is, you can go back at all these clips and be like, what a fuck.

He didn't even do a good job. Yeah. That's how powerful you are in Hollywood. You can just be a dunce, a dunce rapist and still, like, get away with it and still be like, well, I don't know. You just like, basically, you can walk around with your dick out and be open. openly texting people like teenage girls yeah yeah just be open

and just be kind of like hey everyone I'm late for my meeting I was texting a 14 year old and people were like we didn't know oh Chris we didn't know his dad was directed HBO

work for his dad is a as a working director has done he directed doogie Houser and he directed Krista Lee Special Ah okay

yeah both of equal artistic merit Yes but like did you see that episode there's a podcast called The Fighter and the Kid, right? They're talking about something.

And they're talking about like somebody screenshoted some Snapchat messages and he's like, wait, how did they find out that stuff? I thought Snapchat disappears. And then the producer is like, no, you can save the messages if you want. And just his face is like, oh, oh. He basically

pulled his collar. Oh, oh no. That's not I mean like he literally, he didn't even do a good job of hiding. He could be like, oh shit, really? Because I've been texting a 16 year old girl and that she's underage yeah yeah and I just

realized now that's wrong yeah yeah what we were recording well what you're gonna do yeah my dad directed dogy house or I can do what I want that's a thing that'd be funny if Davey said that my dad directed doogie Oza maybe his dad directed an episode of ERA

to the ground his parents got divorced actually oh is that right okay his mother I was about to say where his mother lives What street I got a bag of shit She's just got some new furniture Yeah But with DeLeia like

And there was that case And now so all the comedians have come out Against it And it's funny because all the comedians are like We're so shocked about this We're so shocked We didn't know about it We went on tour of them

Just once We didn't see anything I was actually blind Yeah Yeah Cataracts were acting up You know Yeah

Like I actually have this condition where I can't sweat or recognize the ages of women I have just kind of particular type of deafness where I can't hear

a woman scream just a certain frequency my ears don't pick up yeah yeah yeah Delia is I don't know the depressing thing is

for a lot of these guys doesn't seem to affect them no Delia can just keep doing this podcast me like I guarantee Dealia will just do a two camera kind of thing

like guys like I messed up bad he'll just start crying yeah oh no I didn't know oh no he goes Jewish oh no he'll do like the funny voices yeah yeah yeah yeah um and then like he will keep a certain percentage of his fans yeah just live off patreon and maybe he won't be like doing the comedy store and hanging out with Justin Bieber no but he will like uh he'll be able to make a living and still have fans. Well, he's from rich families, from wealth. He's going to be fine financially. And even like, a lot of the guys we've

named, like Bing, we call him Bingo, because he's Mexican. Locco. Yeah, so he'll be fine. And then Kevin Epstein He's still working. Yeah, yeah. Kevin Epstein would be like, you know, just, you know, he's creating a new little St. James.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know one of the Little Islands in Galway? He's building a white church. She's like a temple Yeah Yeah Davy I'm probably Davy

You know Just go to live in Russia Yeah it's hard to know I need to like him in Russia It's hard to know What's gonna happen It's pink boots I think they'll like that

Yeah It's hard to know Yeah Look There needs to be change And we won't help No We'd like to help

But we are no help And it's up to women To create some kind of System It's up to all of us To The police won't help

no powerful people won't help you ever watch debt wish no Charles Brosnan oh yes

wait I have seen that yeah with Jeff Goldblum I'm just saying you know just go around killing people I'm just saying

like that's to be something needs to be done I definitely have to change defamation law and stuff like that yeah yeah now there just there needs to be

more culpability we all need to make more of an effort to call out this behavior when we see it and not ignore Because we're afraid of how it will affect our careers

Yeah, and maybe like Again, like Trust women a little more And give them more of a platform Listen to them, yeah, believe You said that, you're like, listen to them No, I was, what? I do, I was sincere.

Okay, right. Wow, okay. That's what I mean, like we're not even good at like Yeah Because Davey could probably do really good We gotta listen to them Yeah, yeah, very heartfelt. Come on, girls, it's just us.

Yeah, yeah. And then he'd all go off into the night Like a vampire Yeah I think that's it I've kind of We're having a little bit of fun Probably too much fun

Probably yeah I've depressed myself now Because I've actually been thinking about People who are sad And I would like I really do hope that people don't listen to this And think that We're making fun or making light of it

Or we're reveling in it No we're not like This is really Like it's a shitty thing We're just really shocked by it And again We're the type of people And comedians are like

this when something fucking weird happens like this something bad you try and process it through humor that's how we deal with it it's a defense mechanism it's definitely not the most emotionally healthy way to deal with it I'll acknowledge but you know we don't

mean any harm by talking about it we're just trying to process and we are sorry to the people that have been hurt by these things and we hope that you get the help you need and things start to get better for you because it's long overdue.

Yeah. Is that heartfelt enough for you, Brian? I think really, the only thing that would really help is some kind of inglorious bastard style ending. Just carving a swastika into his forehead. Probably, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, okay, yeah. Let's put that in the doll. Let's see if our new t-shock will do that, the coward. Niehol, Martin. Yeah, yeah. I'm trying to give a good way to end it, but also be serious. um yeah just set up a network i'm saying like it's easy just set up a network all right yeah and uh don't let weird people uh have take control of you and uh you know be in lookout yeah and um the truth will out

that's a thing like people that do this type of stuff think they can get away with it forever and that's not the case eventually they will be fine out don't accept this stuff don't be like oh sure yeah it was a bit weird but like he does film parodies so it's okay don't be like that Okay, yes, he did a Jaws party where Jaws had a Guinness and like that is hilarious Oh my God, it's hilarious It's so funny

I've never seen it But it's not, it's not acceptable No Yeah, yeah Yeah So, yeah So plugs now Go to Davyreilly.com

To buy your shows Oh, I forgot to mention He had a third show called Disposable Camera Yeah Disposable comedy Yeah Yeah

And that's the joke you came up with yeah three years ago three years ago yeah yeah and now we can finally say yeah I've been sitting on it the whole time yeah yeah yeah uh yeah uh fuck them uh fuck the lot of them

fuck the bad guys fuck us as well yeah uh start a all female comedy show I think we'll end it there yeah we'll just end it yeah okay uh congrats it's congrats the right word no I don't think it is

fair play to all the women who came out yes fair play and you're much better us. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it shows like strength. Keep on trucking. Keep on go, keep just keep on keeping on. Keep, I don't know. Well, yeah, we're losing it now.

Yeah, yeah, we need to figure out this episode is going to be added. But the thing is like, I'm genuinely trying to be. I know you are. That's saying we're not good at this type of thing. Keep being brave. Yeah. Keep being brave. Stay strong. Stay strong. And that we support you. We support you. support you we're doing our best okay you might not want our support but you got it you might throw eggs at us and yes do it yeah yeah as long as a free range all right okay this

anyway um yeah do fuck davy right that's the end