Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 69 : Love/Hate Season One
Episode Date: July 3, 2020We talk season one of Love/Hate....
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jump in, okay? Well, first of all, tell me why you like love hate.
Well, I like love hate because, you know, it's very, it's very stylized, flashy, you know,
kind of glamorizes violence and gang culture, which, you know, I don't really agree with necessarily,
but it's just interesting to see something like this come from RTE, when 90%, you know,
and that's being generous, of their content is the most, like, just lukewarm, watered down,
you know, just non-entertainment.
you could imagine, you know what I mean?
And then comes this very sort of slick, well-made, flashy, violent gangster show.
And I remember hearing about it before it came on and it's like, oh, that'll probably be shied.
And it's great.
It's actually really enjoyable to watch.
You get invested in it.
You get so invested.
Like, you know, when it was going, it was fucking huge.
Like, everyone was like, oh, did you see Love 8 last week?
It was a water cooler show.
It was, yeah.
And people would buy water coolers just to talk about it.
Just so they could stand there just in their front garden.
As people walked past
Yeah, you all those houses
that have like a washing machine out front
Yeah
The washing machine
Like can you believe Fran did that
Jesus, that was mad wasn't it?
Yeah, yeah
No, for years I used to say like
Oh love hey
For an RTE show that was great
Yeah
And then rewatching it was like
For a TV show this is great
It's actually really good
You get really into it
You don't need a pony asterix to it
Like this is just genuinely
really well directed
It's a lot of fun
Maybe not well directed
Like a few things with direction
Yeah there are
You know it's not like a perfect show
like you can see it takes inspiration
from shows like the Sopranos
and the wire, but it obviously isn't as good
as either of those, you know what I mean? It's close.
It's good, no, don't know, it is very good.
The writing is great, the acting, the performances.
The performances are great, great characters,
great, well-written characters in it.
All great people who should be, if the world made sense,
they'd all have HBO shows.
Like Tom von Lawler and Peter Coonan,
they all have very successful Netflix shows
or HBO shows where we need.
Peter Coonin, like, he was so,
so fucking good in it but like literally like
Aiden Gillen had a career before it
Robert Sheehan had a big career before it
Tom Vaughn Lawler was like a stage guy
and then but his movie and TV career
took off after Love Hate
even what's his name?
Something
Merck oh fuck
Killian? It's not
Killian Scott. He's like doing a Netflix show
it's like an American show I don't know if it's any good or not
but really the only one I can't
haven't really seen do anything is Peter Coonan
which is a shame because he's so much fun in
we don't get to him in season one
and you feel that in season one
because I was like it's kind of like
where's poochie
where's poochie?
Yeah yeah
yeah you miss Fran in season one
and he's great
he would be a very good Andrew Stanley
if they ever made an Andrew Stanley
movie yeah I remember you did say that movie
not we won't go into rock why
but if they ever made an Andrews
if they ever made a bio pick of a bingo local
the other way they did that Bohemian Rhapsody film
it just Andrew Stanley
calling bingo and live it.
Yeah, yeah.
We are the champions.
The final 20 minutes is just bingo local.
But, yeah, let's move on for that
very quickly, yeah.
But, yeah, they're all great now.
So, and for me, I have to say,
like, I apologize to you
actually, James, because a few weeks ago,
you were told me that you were watching love hate.
Yeah.
And I did a proper, like, why?
You rolled your eyes.
Yeah, I rolled my eyes.
And scoffed.
Yeah.
You fool?
I scoffed.
Me and my other friends were like,
oh, well, lose.
just sitting around drinking brandy smoking cigars my other friends from the rich uh the rich part of camp
the rich part of carlo yeah yeah we're like is this is this your friend and i'm like no then we all went
off in our segways you went and play you went fox hunting together y'all had like the red jackets
yeah yeah and the hats and with the guy with the guy from prodigy yeah keith flinty he was a big fox haunting
guy we loved it but i take it back now it's it's a great it's even better than i remembered yeah it's a good
show and I watched I meant to watch the first season for this podcast you'll make notes
yeah ended up watching three yeah you know because there's only like six episodes of season apart
from season one which is only four so you fly through it you know you would and also it doesn't
need to be any longer like um like a Netflix show like this was Netflix it would have extended
to 10 because you know the algorithm oh we got to keep a viewers occupy for a certain amount of time
yeah yeah it's like we we don't have to budget for anything else so we just do four really good
episodes then six maybe for lucky yeah i think they were just kind of rolling the dice and you know nobody i don't
think they expected it to be as big as it got but um oh it's very good like you know it's a phenomenon
but even like the so let's let's jump into episode one let's jump in episode one okay so episode
one like the very first scene is a guy leaving prison he's got a bit of swagger may i interject please
may i interject yeah this is what i want to talk about so the very first scene is actually
oh not to be all ben japiro oh wait it's a time
Tommy banging
No, the very first scene
is Nidge watching
how to videos
Of a gun
Yeah, an American guy
describing guns
Right, okay
And if someone want to talk about
as we go through the seasons
Nidge loves
watching internet videos
Does he's always watching
Like beheading videos
Yeah
Or so he's like
He's a very
I think in a different world
Nidge would have been like
An A-chan guy
Yeah, like if he wasn't
involved in Gangland
He'd be trolling people
on the internet
Yeah, he would have been a 4chan guy for sure.
What do you call it?
Edge Lord type.
Yeah, like there's a scene in season two where he's just watching, on his laptop,
he's just watching a still image of 9-11.
I don't remember that.
Yeah, literally, I had to pause it.
It's a still image.
It's not even moving of like the smoke coming out.
And then Trish is like, what are you up to Nage?
He's like, ah.
Ah, Trish, would you leave me alone?
I'm watching the 9-11, yeah.
Roy, I'm under serious pressure here.
Are we?
Could I have five minutes watching the 9-11, please?
Yeah, something like that.
this is how he relaxes.
He goes to the knocking shop.
He unwinds.
I can only come when I'm watching
the towers fall.
So yeah, we show him
doing that, okay, and that's like your introduction,
like, oh, this guy loves crime.
Okay.
I wonder if he's a criminal.
We find out there on.
So then we see, go back to your point.
Yeah, so your man leaving prison,
he's got real swagger,
and they're blasting Biggie Smalls.
Do you know, what's real like, you know,
it's like, edgy and in your face,
you know, it's kind of,
but it's very slick, well made,
well shot and edited, you know.
It's definitely, it's an opening statement,
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's kind of like it sets the precedent that this is going to be kind of like we are going to sort of glorify this gang culture. They kind of unapologetically say, look, these people are out there. This is the lives they live. So we're going to show that. And also I think it's like a statement of like, look, this is modern Irish crime. Yeah. We're fresh. We're hip. We know Biggie. We know Jay Z. Okay. This isn't the general. This isn't Veronica Gehrin. That was all the time.
shit. This is new. This is the new school.
Refresh, we're hip. It's poochy.
It's poochy. Yeah. It's like
Martin Scorsese and Francis Ford Coppola
how they were like the new
cinema, you know, the new wave of
filmmakers. They were going to shake things up
which, you know, again, we had never
really seen from RTE, you know, a couple of
things, maybe, a couple of a few
half decent Irish dramas,
but not great, you know what I mean?
But this was a, this was a high
benchmark, you know? Like this was
the first montage, RTE-
made that wasn't like soilage
and ghosts yeah
so they were like this is insane
there's loads of montages in the first season
yeah yeah yeah this is insane we can do it
like that that montage thing you know
is very reminiscent of like
I think it's even season
two of the Sopranos it opens
with that montage of every
character when I was 17
it was a very good year
when I was 17
Christelia message me
ah yeah
so yeah so first episode
We're kind of like run through it's a bit
I'm not going to go scene by scene
No no no so it's your man coming out of prison
And he's only like he flips off the guards
On the way out
He's got we're like oh who's this crazy character
Remember he goes into a shop and a nice
Indian man?
Yeah he's like reading a magazine
He's like, I'm not fucking paying pal yet
I just got out of a joy
And I was like crime really does pay
And like there's some like tasty young one
His words, not mine
Yeah yeah
He gets a phone call from his brother
And who's his brother
Robert Sheehan
Robert Sheehan
Robert Sheehan
The worst part of the show
Yeah big time
He's so hard to buy into him
As like a hardcore gangster
Is he meant to be like
Did he just kept wondering
Did he grow up with the rest of these guys
Yeah that's it
Like he's meant to be from that area
He's like
He's considered one of the like
Hard lads
People are afraid of them and stuff
Because like what happens is
His brother gets out of prison
One while he's on the phone to him
Outside the shop
He gets shot
Yeah the brother gets shot
Yeah yeah
And, like, it's like, and now everyone's like, oh, Darren's going to take revenge.
Like, that's the word on the street.
And I was like, really?
Because he looks like fucking, looks like a member of NSYNC had to go into crime after Justin Timberlake made it big.
Yeah, not only go into crime, going to Irish crime.
He couldn't even do American crime.
He just has, like, kind of like, fake tan and a little goatee or like, what is it, a soul patch or something?
It's, you're like, how can we make this guy look menacing?
Yeah, and he really does, and he just looks like, um, you just don't take him seriously.
He's the worst part of this show
and I realize this watching it even more
he is definitely the worst part
because before I was like
ah look you have him in for the girls
Yeah he's spit at eye candy
Tommy and the girls love Tommy
way more
Yeah they do
Well he you believe him though
He's a believable scumbag
He is believable and he is believable
He is believable and also Tommy is dumb
And that's his character
He goes to the flow
And he gets into he can't control his dick
He's just getting the ride all the time
And the time he bangs a chick
They're like please Tommy more
Every time he bangs a chick
they're like, I'm going to slit my wrist
unless I can see that cock again.
I'm going to get some of that Tommy Dick.
I'm going to end it all.
With Darren, okay,
not to spoil the rest seasons,
but after this season,
like his motivation this season is
I've got to get revenge my brother.
Yes, yeah.
After that, he's got no real motivation.
No, no.
That's believable.
There's kind of like that little love interest
with, uh, what's it, Rosie?
Rosie, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But him with Rosie,
the first season, we're like, oh, okay, missed it.
After that, it's just him like checking Facebook.
Remember that, him to checking Facebook over and refreshing the page,
over and over and that's maybe like oh how charming
but even that like I think you know it's like wow
they're using Facebook and an RTE show
the future is now
it never been done it had never been done you know
some guy threatened to quit
the head or T's like I'm telling you
this won't last
false prophets
be aware of false prophets
yeah um yeah we should have mentioned
Rosie's in this played by Root Naga
Ruth Naga yeah it's kind of like our first big role
was yeah I'm watching
Jesus the bed keeps breaking yeah the bed it's fucked
But watching her and this
is kind of like
watching
early at Braun
where you're like
okay,
it's like watching
LeBron in high school
let's say
we're like
he's not as good
as he will be
so it's kind of interesting
to watch
because she's great
in other things
yeah
in this
she's I think maybe
it's because
she's acting
with Robert Sheehan
maybe yeah
I don't know
I thought she was good
and she has some very good
monologues
and watching her
she's going to go
on the bigger
and better things
yes
maybe it's because
she doesn't really
have that much
to do in this
who is it
Meryl Streep
or Helen Mirren
at the Oscars was like
Ruth you're amazing we all love you
or something like that
and yeah she's great like
yeah but like again
you know that kind of little storyline
between Rosie and Darren
it never really goes anywhere
just sort of meanders
you're not that interested
and after a while
they literally gave up on it
because she just doesn't come back
yeah she just leaves
and again with his sister as well
basically you could tell from season one
Darren was going to be this like
complex conflicted character
he's got his sister and his girlfriend
who are like, please, you need to get out of this
life. And then they just kind of abandoned
all that. It's like, no, you're just a scumbag.
They all slowly disappear. Everyone in his life
disappears. Yeah. Because, like, probably
it's written by who, Stuart Carlin?
Stuart Carlin. Yeah. Okay, he probably has
writing and was going, like, I like writing
the Nage scenes. Yeah. I like writing
John Boye scenes. Yeah, yeah. I like what,
writing Fran scenes.
Darren is a fucking slog.
Yeah. It's a pebble in your shoe
to quote the great Aaron Sorker.
Yeah.
so by the second season he's like oh no maybe he's a weird friend yeah yeah the weird friend oh we are kind of
we'll get to that yeah let's go season i would like to not spoil too much in later seasons okay
right right right so yeah we should probably say you know we only listen to this if you've seen love hate
yeah so the brother's dead yeah but that literally happens it's like the second or third scene
in the whole yeah yeah yeah you know and i think it's the credits role isn't like to do the love
hate thing yeah which that brings back some memories that little brum brum yeah it's a cool little
title card
Yeah
But some reason
That really sticks in my head
Not much of the first season
Stuck in my head
Because I was so young
Except for that
Love Heard
That and all the caravan stuff
What age were you
It came out in 2010
What age were you
Oh you could probably do the maths
I was too young to understand it
I really couldn't
I'm not very
I failed leaving certain maths
Well I probably back then
I was like ordinary level
Leaving Cert maths
Back then I was like
This isn't Doctor Who
Well I want to watch
Your parents made
You watch Love Age
Just didn't normalise you a bit
You're right
I was like
This isn't Faulty Tower
where's the trotters
I've got some money
you're bucky
This time next year
Nidge boy
We'll be millionaires
I should have said John boy
That would have made more sense
Idiot
This isn't porridge
This isn't open all hours
I just like BBC sitcoms
This isn't step-dow and son
Fucking wordsal gomage man
Yeah
So look
Getting back to this
Yeah
The brother gets shot
Yeah
And the next scene
And I thought this was like
A kind of a weak scene
To be honest
is the sister
Dudley, Ruth Dudley, I think her name is.
Okay, yeah.
In real life, in the show, what's her name?
Mary.
Is it Mary?
It is Mary, I'm pretty sure.
Mary.
Yeah, okay.
I'm Mary.
Yeah, so they're in the house sad
because the brother got shot.
And there's a paparazzi guy.
Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Outside the house.
And she goes out and shows the paparazzi baby pictures.
And it's like, that's my brother.
Yeah, yeah.
This is my brother.
And in the show, the paparazzi guy is like, oh, I feel bad.
But in real, I feel like, this is great.
some mental cases after coming out with
Alan Alan
She's here now with pictures
Can I keep the pictures
They'll be they'll sell great
Put me on the front page
Baby pictures
Baby gangland
Shot in face
Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
They do have like a picture of him's a baby
And a picture of him dead
And be like
This is what the gangland does
But yeah
And then
You know so she's like
This is my brother
Like she keeps saying that over and over
And then at the end she's like
What does gangland even mean anyway
It's like
well that they're criminals
and they sell drugs and kill people
and your brother was a part of it
just because you show me a baby picture
I was like Hitler was a baby love
what are you saying
just because you were a baby once
doesn't mean you can be a sconebag
anyway I'd love to see the monk
try that
oh I used to be a baby
oh well
that's what uh Kenahan
Daniel Kinahan he got kicked off the
do you hear about that
yeah yeah Tyson Fury
they found out he used to be a baby
yeah I've killed people
but I was a baby once
that would be a fun thing
if they ever did season six
to get into the boxing world
but we'll get it to that later on
it could be like a prequel to love here
do you see them as kids
running around
yeah
so there's a bit of tension
okay because someone was supposed
to collect the brother
yes from prison
yeah yeah Tommy
Tommy now Tommy's way better than I remember
okay he's great
as a character or the performance
the actor I can't judge
because I haven't seen him in much else
but in this I'm like
I really love
like this how dumb and just like he is just like a one of those beautiful idiots you know he's just
very good looking and girls love him but he doesn't know what's going on it's kind of like a loyal dog
yeah that doesn't really know how to be loyal a sexy loyal dog that you're as soon as you bang you
get addicted to that doggy cock yeah a bit of pedigree chum yeah yeah yeah so he he's been
banging a sister right he's banging uh Darren sister Darren and Robbie so he was supposed to collect
Robbie from prison, but he was too busy
getting his hole. Typical Tommy.
So by the end of the first episode,
we're like, okay, it's a bit of tension with the brother
and with Darren and Tommy.
And we're introduced to John By as well.
He's like the head honcho.
Yeah, John By, who I think this is Aiden Gillen's best
performance, and even better than Dark Night Rises.
For the two seconds.
Yeah, yeah, when he fell off the plane.
Because he was too dumb.
But he's great in this, yeah.
But Aiden Gillen just has this quality.
He's so menacing.
has this magnetic screen presence
and these eyes that just
like pierce right through you. He just
is menacing. You couldn't imagine him as like
the doting dad. Like he was in Sing
Street and he was like the dad
and it was a musical and they're like
dancing and singing. I was like, no, he's a
scumbag. He should be cutting somebody with
it would be good with En Sing Street.
It's like, yeah. He leaves and becomes
John Boy. He comes back with loads of money
like, Dad, where do you get the money? Don't fucking
ask me questions. It's not your fucking business.
You're right. He's not big.
but he's very menacing.
Yeah, very menacing.
You know,
he just,
and, you know,
again,
the performances of everyone
because everybody's very afraid of him.
But he does have those moments
where he'll just snap
and lash out of people.
Yeah, and also,
we're introduced to his brother.
Yes.
Half brother.
Brian Gleeson.
And they make that point a few times.
I wonder why...
Half brother.
Why do you think multiple times in the show
they're like, he's my brother?
Well, half brother.
I know he's your brother.
Well, half brother.
Yeah.
I think it is kind of
because that character
has never taken seriously.
He's never going to be.
be in charge or run the show
he's just kind of the donkey brain
brother that Aiden Gilling has to look after
Yeah
Do you know what I mean?
And he has to look after
He has to look because this character
What's his name again?
Huey.
Huey, yeah so Huey
He's a wild card
Very violent, aggressive guy
He'll, you know
But he's on,
he can't control himself as well
And he's not very clever
He just goes around
Being violent and a scumbag
And even as we meet him
He's already deteriorating
Yeah
He's kind of in a downward spiral
Yeah, he's going off the rails already
And as the show goes on
It gets worse
Yeah, yeah
What did you think of him?
Brian Gleason
Um
I be honest with you
I was like this is like Fran
Before Fra yeah
That's true
This is like a beta version of Fran
Yeah
Where it's like
Like a less enjoyable version
Yes I think
When Stuart was writing it
He was like I like this character
Now I've killed him off
Yeah
In this season
I can bring him
A certain character back
And make him more interesting
but that same kind of style.
Yeah, yeah, just that crazy...
Because, you know, Brian Gleason this is good in four episodes.
Yeah, but you couldn't imagine it maybe...
He couldn't have been in every episode after that.
It wouldn't make any sense if this guy's off the rails.
Yeah, exactly.
But he's still around.
Yeah, yeah.
Five seasons later, he's still around.
You can tell, you know, what the other characters,
maybe Seer Carolyn wasn't sure how they would develop.
But from episode one, he knew that Huey was going to wind up dead pretty early on.
Yeah, well, Huey's like, that's the arc, basically.
Yeah, exactly, yeah.
Like, that was, you know, he knew that from episode one,
that that's how it was going to play out.
Although I have to say, for the most part, apart from Darren,
who's like the damp squid.
Damp squib.
Squip, yeah, yeah.
Apart from Darren, he's a retard.
Everyone kind of comes fully formed enough.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, you see Nidge.
Nage is great because, you know,
he is like the right-hand man,
the kind of second in command,
but he's like, you know, everyone knows you can't really trust him.
He has the nickname Nidge Weasel because he is that kind of,
you back him into a corner and he'll do what he needs to get out.
He'll fuck anybody over to get ahead, which is great, you know,
and, you know, that as the show goes on, that propels him,
but is also, you know, a downfall thing for him as well.
The guy, Tom Vaughn Lawler, said when he was playing Nidge,
every season he played him differently.
or he felt that it was a different character
he was playing. Yeah, well there's
definitely an evolution of the character
as he goes on as he kind of
gets more powerful but then the
pressures of being
at the top and everyone coming after you
like I think he does that very well
you know kind of a similar
not similar
obviously not really in the same league
but like that Gandalfini thing in Sopranos
when like it's the pressures of
being at the top as well as the domesticity
of everyday life kind of
intertwined and just like pressure on top of pressure and he does it very well.
Well, I know this in this show as well and for most part is true in actual real gangsters in Dublin.
There's very few actually old lads who have gone through the system.
You're like in Sopranos, a lot of these guys are like late 60s.
Yeah, yeah, they've been around.
And they're still working.
Yeah, yeah.
In Dublin, not so much.
Not so much.
Because it's not as organized and it's such a smaller place as well.
Yeah. Plus, a lot more in, I would say in Ireland, a lot more problem with alcoholics and drug addicts that like, you know, die of their own hands or whatever. And then I'll say there's the gangland violence. But whereas like, you know, in Sopranos, it's kind of, there's only a few kind of alcos or junkies and they're all looked down. Like Chris, Chris Maltesanti. He's like a fucking, you know, dead weight. It's like, oh, you're just a fucking junkie and you're all, you're fucking everything up for us, you know. Whereas I imagine in.
Irish. It's just like, ah, he's a bit of crack. He loves a bit of sniff, and he loves the
pints, and he loves shooting people in the face. I think Ireland as well, if you die in your
60s, like, he had a good run. Yeah, exactly. You'd be a proper old fella, you know, in that
game. Because, like, they show this very well as well in love hate. It's like, they have
little kids running around doing their bidding for them. Yeah, little kids on bikes. Little
little kids on bikes kind of like moving the guns around or keeping an eye out for the cops or
whatever so it's like it really shows well that like um you know if you're if you're born into a
certain area there's a good chance you'll be getting into a life of crime from very early on oh yeah and
we see that as the show goes on other characters get introduced to exactly yeah some may some
some rise up the ranks and some don't make it yeah um so as the show goes on we'll just talk
season one yeah as the show goes on we see like them getting up the shenanigans so yeah drinking and
drugs and prostitutes.
Yeah, and also just the basic day-to-day thing of like,
and it's so simple.
You're like, I could do this.
We're like, you know, it's just a little boat comes along with some cocaine.
You just stick it in the back of van.
And you're away with it.
You just drive to a spot.
It's like, you'd be a fool not to do it.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, that's just one part of it.
You probably would be made to kill someone eventually.
Think you could do it, Brian?
Can you kill someone?
I think I don't think it's the moral ambiguity that would hold you about.
It's just a, you're a bit of a, you're a bit of a butterfingers, a little clumsy, a little goofy.
You might mess it up, you know.
Yeah, I'm a bit of a clown.
You might like, you know, you show up and you would have gone, but you're slipping up a banana peel, you know?
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
With my two friends.
Oh, I've done it again.
Oh.
No, I think, I'll joke inside.
I think, yeah, as you said, killing someone, there'd be no moral reason not to kill someone.
It would just be, oh, what if I get in trouble?
Can I record my podcast in prison?
Well, they let me sneak a zoom in the Mount Joy.
You just shove a zoom up your ass.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, but...
During my conjugal visits, I just have you come over.
And we record a podcast?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, fucking hell.
Yeah, prison cast.
So, yeah, we see them doing things, and we kind of see...
Again, kind of like sopranos, to bring it back.
We're slowly introduced to how bad.
people are.
So, like, Nidge and Darren and all these guys, even John buy a little bit.
It's like, oh, okay, I suppose I could work with these a little bit.
Yeah.
Oh, these are just unhinged.
Yeah.
It's not even like they're bad.
There'd be no way to do business with these guys.
They're just wild.
They're all, like, they're all heavily drinking and using cocaine all the time.
Like, like, I piss off people all the time.
Yeah.
Like, these guys, like, if you just, like, look at them and they think you look at them wrong.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, the character in it who, like, has the car shot.
car shop he's kind of like a south side or like
hi hi guys oh my gosh
I love the new place John boy
yeah he's like they're using him
because his dad has like a
not a chop shop but like a car
garage and they use it to like store
cars that have drugs in them and things like that
they use it this is the first time I've used
them I think he's kind of like
uh sure yeah like he's friends with Tommy
yeah I sure Tommy yeah like
look you can use it you can use the place once
yeah yeah and of course Hughie's like
I want the fucking car yeah
And then, like, they invite him over and he's like, remember the guys that coked out?
He's like, I'm like, Superman.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's like, what the fuck you say about me?
Yeah, it's Elmo.
Elmo gets mad out of it.
Yeah.
And he, like, punches him in the face.
That actor, Lawrence Kinlan, he, like, grew up in a rough hair.
I think his, both his parents died by one, one went to prison or something, and then the other
died of a hero, like, he had a very hard life.
But anyway, Elmo, he, like, gets coked out of it and punches your man in the face
for luck.
I think it's really weird
because the guy's like
trying to dance with him
kind of like
he's approaching a girl
in a club
and they're like
and Elmo's like
what is he looking at me
what the fuck's he looking at
and he just turns out
and he just turns out
and he's saying that's
because Elmo was getting horny
yeah I'd say so
he's giving me feelings
oh my repress
homo feelings
I'm gonna batter him
much if Elmo's like
Elmo got hard
he's like look at this
look what he made me do
he's making me suck his dick
this gay guy made me hard
let's kill
Yeah, yeah
So it goes along
I should mention as well
Trish
We cannot
We can't not mention Trish
Trish is great
Nidge's wife
Or well
Fiancee in season one
And Tridge
Tridge
Trich
That's like
Like Heidi and Spencer
Yeah
The couple of Brangilina
Yeah
Tridge
What a beautiful name
So on attractive
Like
Tridge yeah
Jesus
There's Tridge in the OK
magazine
And they look at
That's what the shoot called Warren.
Yeah, so just going to Nidja's family for a bit.
Trish is great and she actually has things to do
and is a good character throughout the series.
Warren is a little, he's a real brino tool.
He's a bit of a goofball.
Yeah, he's always pissed himself.
Had another little accident and skew.
Don't worry about it, Warren.
Yeah, he's so nice to Warren.
Yeah, he's a very joting dad.
But is it in season one where he,
basically gives that speech
That's season two
Yeah
But it's not a spoiler
Just say he's like
I don't give a fuck of anything
Basically he just
He just says to Tommy
Look I'm going to say something now
I don't give a fuck about anyone
Okay genuinely
Like Trish I love her and all
But I don't really give a fuck about her
The only one I love
The only person I care about is Warren
After that everybody else can go fuck themselves
Yeah
And you can feel that he really means that
Like he doesn't
He genuinely has no empathy
Even in the up in season one
In the first episode
they're in the funeral parlor
with Darren's
brother Robbie just got shot
and Darren says to Nage
could you stay with him for a minute
I don't want him to be on his own
and Nidj is like yeah yeah no worries
and as soon as Darren leaves the room
Nidges just looks at the body
and takes out his phone
and just starts scrolling through it
and it's a wonderful little moment
of this guy is really no empathy
for anything
and also it does show as well
in this world
it kind of shows that Darren's been away for a while
because for these guys like
yeah he's dead it happens
what's the point saying a prayer
Yeah, exactly.
Just want to look at some pictures of 9-11.
Yeah.
Building 7.
And then we have Warren.
He's the kid.
Yeah.
And then later on, they have other kids.
Well, I'll have to say, like, his relationship with Warren is good.
And I could definitely feel it for poor old Warren.
I was pissing himself.
Yeah.
Remember that bit of his party where the clown wants to get paid?
Right.
Yeah.
He says, you're on here 20 minutes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That poor old clown.
Does he batter the clown?
No, he just.
He gives a talk, gives them shit.
Imagine that clown was like,
I went to France to study clowning.
And now I'm performing for these troglodytes.
Yeah.
But, yeah, so.
So we should just say, let me just check time.
We're at half an hour here.
Perfect, yeah.
So just to speed along the plot now,
because it's a short enough plot.
Yeah.
We have the storyline of Nidge and Trish getting married.
Yes, they're getting married.
Okay, so that's one thing on fucking old Nidge's head.
Yeah, yeah.
And during this,
Huey is starting to spiral out
and getting worse and worse than usual.
Yes.
And I try to remember exactly what happens.
Huey kills somewhere?
Yeah, he basically,
Huey kind of pals up with this traveler guy
who lives in a caravan
and they go and do a job together
and then they're drinking and doing Coke, right?
I could be getting ahead of myself.
Let me just check.
I'm trying to remember exactly.
Yeah, he teams up with a traveller guy to go and kill someone
And then he ends up killing the traveller
Just in a drunken rage
Yeah, well, that's kind of
A huge just a force in nature
He's just like a violent psychopath
At one stage he says, I thought this was great
He says, I've got the Penguins of Madagascar in my head
Now, that's the best description of mental illness
I've ever heard
Yeah, just the voices won't stop
Yeah
That would be great if like you go to your psychologist
I've got the penguins of Madagascar in my head.
Yeah.
Give me a few blueys there, pal.
Nice one.
Few Zimos.
So there's a hit on Darren.
There's a hit on Darren.
Just to speed up, like,
basically it's a hit on Darren.
We find out that Huey killed Darren's brother.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because he owed him 300.
300.
Yeah.
And he's like 300 million?
3100,000?
Like 300 quid.
Yeah.
And John Boy's like, you fucking idiot.
But, you know, that's the thing.
The whole thing is like,
you killed Darren's brother.
Oh my God.
Now Darren's after.
his little scrawny bum-fluff Darren
What the fuck's he gonna do?
Like does a scene
Spends half his day in a tanning salon
They try and put a hit out on Darren
Yeah
And like fucking
Did it fail for some reason
And Darren shoots
Is it Elmo?
No
Ado
Not Ado
Oh fuck what do you call him
Is Elmo Aido
There's Elmo and Ado
It's the one that is banging Ruth
Like Rosie there together
Oh what's his name
Oh it's not him
No?
No, it's not him.
Oh, it's later on.
Okay.
He gets shot later on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But, like, yeah.
So, and then Darren's, like, the nice guy where, like, he shoots one of the guys in
the stomach and he calls the ambulance afterwards.
Yeah, okay, yes.
In the show, we're supposed to be like, oh, my God, he's a gangster, but he also cares.
Yeah.
I was like, why are you wasting your time, you fucking idiot?
Like, this guy tried to kill you, like, you know what I mean?
All right.
Let's keep doing that.
As a show goes on as well, we're like, oh, Darren, like, he'll kill someone, but then he'll
look out a window, he'll feel sad.
He's kind of, yeah, he's meant I'd be this
Conflicted, torn character
He's the only moral man.
Yeah, essentially, he's like,
he's getting drawn back into this life of crime
even though he's a good heart.
And it's just like, bleh, boring.
He really is terrible.
Yeah, it's just, it brings the show down.
Yeah, he is like a B-list level character actor.
Yeah.
But because he's mildly good looking,
he got bigger parts.
You got to remember that he was just coming off misfits.
Yeah, he piqued them misfits.
Yeah, yeah, like, well, it was kind of
breakthrough role but also his best role
he did take with it. And also he's not the lead to that.
No. He's a funny
guy, yeah, he's the funny guy, yeah, he's the funny guy, but
he is definitely the best character
in Misfits because he's funny, like
Yeah, and the rest are just like whatever.
Ever since then, well one of them was a legit racist.
Yeah, that's right. She got, you know,
she like started calling some
whatever. She beat up some Pakistani guy
or something like that. Yeah, yeah. In a taxi
or something. It's something like that, yeah.
Yeah, yeah. Just like the
show. Yeah, yeah. And she's like, where's my
superpowers
what was her
superpower again
I don't
remember I forget that
show a lot
one can make people
horny
yeah the girl
like she touched
someone
and they just wanted
to fuck her
I really don't
think that's a
superpower
any girl really
need
especially this day and age
it's like
I basically all women
have that superpower
I mean really
if a woman
touches a guy
he's like
she touched me
I'm gonna
yeah
that means
I can do what I want
yeah
exactly yeah
it's not a good
superpower
I'm gonna mirror max you
anyway
okay so yeah
whatever Robert Sheehan
yeah he
I do not like him
I'm he really holds
the whole showdown
yeah
for a while
yeah
yeah
yeah
so yeah
there is a hit out in Darren
by John Boy
and Huey
to protect Huey
from the fact that he murdered
Darren's brother
but the hit doesn't go through
and now it's like
oh shit but
Nage is well
wedding comes up.
Yeah, yeah.
And then they
crashed the wedding.
They crash the wedding.
Like Vince Vaughan
and Owen Wilson.
They're just driving
around and like
wearing a bulletproof vest.
Yeah,
in their head,
like John Boy and Hugh
you're like,
we're going to show up,
we're going to get some Poon Tang.
Will Farrell's here.
Mom,
we want to meet love.
Fuck.
Yeah, but they show up
and they kind of ruin the wedding.
Trish is Scarlet.
She is raging.
Yeah.
And poor old Nidji
is not getting his hole tonight.
Oh,
she's making them wait
for ages.
Yeah,
yeah.
He's very
horny.
Yeah.
That just adds
to his stress.
Warren's pissing
all over the place
and he's horny.
He's trying to
bust the nut.
Yeah,
yeah.
Yeah,
if I don't bust
the knot,
I'm gonna bust a cap.
Yo.
And then Huey,
big mouth on him,
just ruins everything.
He's like,
ah,
how are you doing,
Nidji?
Do you like the prostitutes
in Amsterdam?
The prostitutes
that you had
sex with your penis
and just, yes.
Very subtle,
Hughie.
Yeah,
very subtle.
What's he talking about?
Nietzsche? What? No, I should. You didn't, did you? No.
Ah, Trish, no, don't be asking me that now. You know, I wouldn't do that.
Yeah, so it's very, like, but it's on the wedding day, and she's, like, she's obviously very upset.
So there's this whole stress, and there's this kind of like, as the episodes are going down, like, what's going to happen?
Yeah.
And the way they resolve it is, uh, so Huey's going around with, I think Elmo and someone else.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they got to pick up something.
Yes.
and um think something for elmo okay and then
hughy for some reason takes it a gun
and he thinks it's not loaded is that right
he kind of wants to do the kind of shoot at the feet thing
or at least freak out your guy right because I have a young fellow who's driving
right okay remember he keeps giving the young fella coke
yeah yeah yeah and the guy I don't think we ever seen again he's like
all right I'll drive and he's like do the coke
okay I will um I'm coked up now thank you very much
yes I am off my tits
and we're taking a left up here
Yes, I am so high.
But yeah, so he takes, they get out of the car, he is a gun,
and for whatever reason, he puts it to his head and pulls the trigger,
thinking that...
He thought he was a crow.
Yeah, what, what exactly, I can't remember why he did it?
No, he did it because he took the clip out.
He was like, ah, she's not fucking loaded.
Yeah, but there was one in the barrel.
Yeah, and he pulls it and blows his head off.
Right, right, right.
This is what I was saying about direction now, the way it's directed.
They do it in a, they decided to do a slow mode.
slow-mo thing
where it's like bang
wha
yeah
no
my head
I think if they played it off
it's like bang
he just falls down dead
yeah like
just like what the fuck is that
you be holy shit
it's crazy
because they do it
slow-mo thing
to do kind of like a weird
like it's like something
out of a music video
or something
they do it like
they're storming the beach
of Normandy
you know the way
like the only way
do it kind of like
when a bullet goes off
And Tom Hanks is looking around
Right, yeah
The ringing in the ears
Yeah, yeah
Do it like that
Where everyone's like
Whoa, and it's like
Ooh shake
And then he falls down
And like by the end of it
You're like
I get it
He's dead
He's dead
Yeah
Yeah it was a pretty
dumb way to
Kill off a character
But I guess
That was kind of
It reflects he was crazy
Always on drugs
Didn't have any sense
And that's what happens
Yeah
They also
He does actually
Brian Gleason
His credit
He does some good
Shot into head acting
because he's not dead for a while
he's like
yeah he's like
oh is there a bullet in my head
yeah
oh my doctor says
I'm not supposed
to have a bullet
in my head
he's like Chandler
could this bullet
be anymore in my head
yeah
yeah so he's like
how you're doing
and then Elmo's like
the driver's like
should we help him
and Elmo's like
nah fuck him
yeah
yeah so because
Hughie's dead
that resolves
the kind of
the guy who killed
oh Jesus sorry
the guy who killed
Darren's brother
is now dead
so that kind of resolves that whole thing.
One actually seen, I forgot to talk about, in the wedding,
when they do the dancing down the aisle.
Yes.
That was so weird and out of place.
I think it worked, especially that time in Ireland.
Because remember, in this time Ireland, it just got YouTube.
Yeah, there was that kind of thing where they do the kind of dance down the aisle,
but it was just so, it was just very weird.
Did it in the office as well?
Did they?
Remember in the office where they go to Niagara?
Is this the American office?
I never watched them
Oh and that
They basically do the same scene
We're like
They have a big dance
That works
And then Dwight shows up
He's like
Ah Jim
You like the hookers
Did you?
Alright Jim Paul
How's it going
A few sniffs in the jacks
Yeah
Alright Pam you're looking well
Did he enjoy the brassers
Did he?
Go on you go thing
Sorry
The gym looks at the camera
It gives a cheeky little
I have to deal with this guy
Look at this wacky character
Yeah
Yeah yeah
But I liked it
And it kind of like a moment of like
Hey they're a crazy family
Yeah yeah
I didn't like it
But you know
Each to the room
Is like
Yeah I don't know
But it's just
It just felt very out of place
Like you know
Kind of they're going
It was kind of testament
To the fact that season one
They were still very much
Finding their feet
They didn't really know
What kind of show they were yet
Because they tried to
have this kind of sometimes silly thing silliness you know there is some comedic moments in love
hate but i think when it comes from the kind of darker side of like you know uh fran pissing on
some woman's grave you know that's very dark but it's very funny oh it's very funny but it's
you only get that in the office yeah no but then when they're just doing the silly little dance
and then the next scene john boy shows up and we're both supposed to go from ha they're all
dancing to, oh no, here comes this
scary element. Here comes trouble.
Yeah, exactly. You know, is this a weird tonal
shift that I don't think quite
worked, but I applaud the
attempt, you know, I'll give them props for that.
I disagree. I think it did work. I think
for a wedding it worked, and we'll agree, disagree.
Okay. Well, this
is my Zoom recorder, so you better
fucking agree with me. Just smash my
head over.
Yeah. Just ring up your mother.
Did Brian enjoy the prostitutes? Did he?
Yeah.
So just to wrap this up a little bit
So one plot point we didn't mention
Is Rosie, the young one that Darren's chasing after
Has a boyfriend
Yes
Stumpy
Stumpy, yeah
Now Stumpy's bad news
He's a bad egg
Yeah he beats her up
He does
He beats the baby mama
She's pregnant
Yeah so she loses the baby
She loses the baby
Because he batters her
The baby mama lost the baby
Yeah
Yeah
And he's a you know he's a DJ
So
That's even worse
you go i've never met a good dj yeah exactly show me one dj that doesn't that doesn't beat his baby mama
until she like loses the kid yeah every single dj chris evans battered billy piper
nobody knows remembers chris evans when you say chris evans everyone thinks uh what they call on
captain america but they don't remember that specky ginger cunt who used to like whip his dick out
in front of people yeah well that was what entertainment was back then you know the big breakfast
you want a big breakfast to have a notch on that love
That was the good old days.
You wake up in the morning.
You get FHM.
You drink a can of Stella.
You do a few sniffs.
Yeah.
And then you go into Channel 4 studios and start harassing B-List celebrities.
Well, his whole thing for a while in his radio show was, I'm going to get drunk on the radio show.
This is crazy.
Yeah.
This is sad.
You were just an alcoholic.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He was like in his 50s still trying to be like the wacky 20-year-old.
Oh, it's crazy.
Billy?
Where's she gone?
She was like 17 and he was like 30 odd.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What was her big song?
Because I want to.
Because I want to.
Yeah.
Why you want to bank Chris Evans?
Because I want to.
She didn't want to.
No, she definitely didn't.
She taught she did.
But that's because the drugs worked.
She really thought like that was going to help her career, Chris Evans.
The big breakfast.
Anyway, let's...
She better off dating nage.
But let's just finish it off.
Okay.
so Stumpy has a problem with
Darren
Yeah because there's a clear
chemistry between Rosie and Darren
because they used to be boyfriend and girlfriend
Well Stumpy's so insecure
He's the kind of guy's like
Oh, you share the cigarette with a guy
I'm gonna beat you till you lose the baby
And you say I'm overreacting
Yeah
Dirty bitch
Fem Nazi
We can't do nothing these days
But a Countess Markovitch
yeah yeah you know they're setting up
new standards in the workplace
for what you can and can't do with women
and apparently I can't beat a woman
till she loses her baby
ugh
PC gone mad in it
I hate Jeremy Corbin
so I just finish up
so he has a Stumpy and Darren
are enemies okay
yeah yeah yeah so Darren goes to meet John Boy
and John By is basically like hey look you lost a brother
I lost a brother
call it even yeah look hey look it
happens you say tomato I
say, tomato, let's call the whole thing off.
Shit happens, okay? I'm a big
crime guy. I don't need
to be scared of Darren. Yeah.
Because you're my worst nightmare. Yeah,
they really is like, you're so, oh, no,
Darren's after us. When John By and
Darren me, I think it's meant to be like, you know,
in heat when
De Niro and Pacino. Yeah, yeah.
I will not hesitate.
Brother,
you are going down.
Yeah. So they have the
truth. And we're like, oh, it looks like
everything's going to be
A-O-K
Yeah, yeah
And then Darren's walking home
And bang bang
Yeah
Get shot
It's stumpy
Drives off
We're like
Darren's dead
I got excited
Darren's dead
At the end
And then like
All the little munchkins
Come out
It's like
Darren's dead
He's dead
Yeah
Yeah
A wizard of Oz
That's basically
The first season
Yeah
For first season
It's great
And it only gets
Better from there
It gets a lot better
Yeah, yeah, like season one's definitely the weakest
But again, they're still finding their feet
But there's some genuinely good stuff in it
Like, you know
There's some very good stuff and there's some nice little scenes
They don't need to be in it
But like, like, let's say
When Nage and Trish are like
Finding a venue for their wedding
Yeah
And I always like this kind of like
One class in somewhere where they're not supposed to be
So like...
Yeah, it's kind of like very upper class
And then they're like, well, this room is actually
$20,000 euro
And Nage just whips out of water cash like
cash out of it.
right pal yeah
just lays it down
cash will be
perfectly fine
so
they even play it off
or he gives
like 2,000
quid to that
woman and she's like
ooh
and then puts it
in her
notebooks
like oh
she just
he just sticks it
in her bra
there you go
love
yeah yeah
just slaps her
on the ass
as she walks
Nigel
ah Teresa
I'm only messing
me
sorry
yeah
there's some great
stuff
yeah
yeah it's a lot
of fun
it's a fun
show
definitely
one of the
best things
RT is
ever produced.
Watch it on the player.
Yeah.
It's the only thing
Orte have done
that we actually sold
to other networks.
Yeah.
And we're actually
work in other networks,
you know?
I'm just annoyed that,
you know,
I think they could still do something,
but...
I kind of hope they don't.
Do you think?
But like,
I don't know.
Unless it's a...
Season 5,
not to jump ahead
and not to spoil anything.
But the way of season 5 ends
just has this very abruptness
and it feels a little bit,
I'm not sure
if that was their intention.
I don't think it was.
I don't think it was.
I don't think it was.
I don't think it was.
don't think they intended to leave it
at season five. I think there was more
to be developed. Maybe
just one more season even, but
it's too late. Well, listen, we're
going to wrap this up in a minute. I will say, the way this
is going to work now, for the next few weeks, we're going to do
season by season. Yeah. And then
we're going to do an episode
where we do what could
happen in season six. Okay. I like that. Different
ideas and theories. Yeah. But I'll just
give you a little hint of what I'm thinking.
Yeah. Fran, El Camino.
Okay.
he just
it happens like
five minutes
after that shower
scene
he just limping like
oh Jesus
I've about to
pick what you need you
oh god
give me a fucking cushion
there will you
for Christ's sake
yeah yeah
yeah
God that's a grim
scene
but anyway
we'll get to that
oh we will get to that
we might just do
a whole episode
on that scene
moment by moment
every
agonizing painful
freeze frame
zoom in
we'll reenact the scene
we'll bring in someone
and that's why we're not allowed back in the
snooker hall
yeah
we'll bring in someone like
we're going to reenact a scene
from a TV show
well that sounds fun
yeah now sign the documents
cool
and he's like
why is there plastic everywhere
oh you'll see
yeah
get on boys
are you a fan of Ronnie O'Sullivan
not that it'll matter
okay
let's rock his own
yeah well so that was
love hate season one
yeah and it was going to be
more coming soon enough.
Yeah, yeah.
We are going to go to a party soon.
We're going to a party.
We're going to fight to a party
and we're going to reenact it.
I've got my pool
cue and just
you're going to be wearing a towel.
Yeah, oh, I can't wait.
So anyway, that's love hit guys.
It's love hit.
Coming up next, season two.
Season two, all right, good look.