Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 7 : RTE Are All Scum

Episode Date: February 4, 2019

The Truth about RTE is Revealed.

Live from James House It's Brian and James Fuck each other Live from where the fuck are we My living room Yeah Yeah yeah Say we used to record in my bedroom

Now we're in my living room We're coming up in the world Yeah Actually I know these two guys I can say their names I like him Roger O'Sullivan and Dennis Lane They record a podcast

Called a Fair Enough City podcast Which is a plug there pay us But they record in the studio Yeah they're like you know and they haven't been going that long either like a few months and it's really it really caught fire like it makes me sick

fair play to them oh god I love to record in a studio actually I'm like my dream I would love to do like a proper radio show but you know we come into like a proper studio yeah yeah sit down we've got the mics so we don't even have a microphone here

we're just recording straight onto my laptop we get you know a simian we make girls come on it and then I do too much heroin and fall asleep yeah you really are the Artie Lang of the Irish comedy scene Wow, thanks man

God, have you seen him recently? Yeah, he looks glad. His nose is collapsed. It's just, every time I see a new picture of him, his nose is more and more deformed. It looks like it's made out of plasticine. Do you think it's the drugs? Yeah, see, the thing about Artie is he never injected heroin. He always sniffs it.

Really? Yeah, yeah. That's even worse. He said he could never, he just said he could never manage to, like, find a vein, and so he just figured he'd sniff it, like? That stuff, that really puts you all. off the drugs like yeah yeah when you see that but he's man he's just got serious like it's just always when he goes into rehab he relapses so quick like yeah he's got some demons like you know

well his dad fell off the thing uh fell off a roof and yeah when he was this tragic life yeah he was meant to be helping him and his dad fell off the roof became a quadriplegic fully spasticated what don't use that one what fully yeah okay partially spasticated uh from the neck down. Mr. Lang, your dad has gone full spastic. I'm a doctor. I can say that worse.

I'm playing the character of a doctor. I can see. Yeah, Jesus. Yeah, I've actually, I've gone off the drugs completely now. Not like for now.

I'm obviously going to go back on it. I'm not, not gay. But I will. So you did dry January? I did dry January almost by accident because I did a lot of drugs on New Year's. Yeah,

yeah. And I kind of like took a little break. and I got back to college and I decided just to go a few days without it because I'm on antidepressants now

so I don't want to be like messed around with that Welcome to the party pal I'm all yeah yeah that's one thing because you remember

like I used to make fun of people of antidepressants and throw bricks at their house and cyber bully them yeah tell them kill himself

yeah and now I'm on them and I've learned my lesson it's so fucking hard to get on antidepressants I've been trying to to get them in a while and you have to like go through all these fucking hurdles yeah you really have to make a case like you know yeah yeah and it's so like dumb like are you sad are you really sad on a scale to one to 10 how sad you're like 10 please just give me the fucking you have to like

you can't in the meetings with psychiatrists stuff like that you can't just be like give me the fucking pills you can't yeah yeah you got to like kind of yeah just allude to the fact that oh yeah you have to really like if you don't give him to me yeah you might not see me again so yeah let's talk about your presence that's like the hip thing to do and that's so what are you on we we get some of that sad pussy what do you do you sad but they all look sad when you look at them from a certain angle like a frowny face yeah a pussy the natural sound of a pussy is wah-waw every time a girl quefs it goes wah-want yeah so yeah i've been on them i think a few months now you've been on on what uh fuck like five years yeah five years nice yeah i'm on two i'm on two separate

ones. Oh, really? I'm on cerchraline and retasopine. You're on searcherline? 100. See, I'm only on 50 milligrams of that, but then I'm on 45 milligrams from metasopine. How do you find them? Do you... It's genuinely good. Like, you notice this so much the difference. See, that's interesting, because I never really did notice it. Like, I think I just, I maintain a level of feeling okay most of the time. Well, I will, I have a tendency to spiral. Yeah. So I stop spiraling. So it's not like I'm jumping around the place. singing a song like oh what a beautiful morning yeah it's not like that but it's just like i don't fucking like miss two days of college because i can't like fucking get out of bed get out of bed yeah yeah

and then it's weird because every now and again like you i'll get like a little bit of like depression yeah and it's kind of like oh wow this is like because now you're kind of out with the tornado you know you're actually like wow this is proper debilitating yes but when you're in it like normally you just kind of feel like this is what regular people feel like yeah you just like kind of feel, oh, I just feel like shit and whatever. So, like, a few days ago there, I got, like, a wave of it. I think, I don't know, I don't know why, like, just probably, like, personal stuff. Yeah, yeah.

You know, relationship kind of stuff. I got you. I got, why won't you fuck me? But, like, yeah, so, like, a few things like that. And I got a little bit of a thing, like, oh, and I was like, whoa, this is, like, what I used to feel like all the time. Yeah, yeah, but now you can kind of look at it from an outside perspective. Yeah, and go, like, okay, I know how to, like, I can get out. where before I know myself

that would have been like three days of just like feeling shit yeah yeah and putting on the mask of like you know like I can feel like shit but then someone comes over you have to go like

yeah hey how you doing it's horrible yeah just like and so did do going on antidepressants does that affect your recreational drug use at all like

well you were the one who told me not to take MDMA yeah I've heard that if you mix MDMA with antidepressants there's a slight chance of something called serotonin syndrome basically too much serotonin rushes into your brain and you go you have a seizure or you go to a coma that sounds pretty cool it's very rare though i think that's what a dog stanhope's girlfriend happened to her bingo i could be wrong about that but she went into a coma well she hit her head i think well. She found just hit her head.

Oh, right. Okay, that could be it then. I also think bingo has a good few problems. Yeah, she's pretty, yeah. The name bingo, be it. I love bingo, though. I actually just outpoh not in, like, when I saw Stanhope live, there was one stage where, like, bingo handed him a drink.

And the audience went wild, like. Yeah, they all cheered for bingo, yeah, yeah. But anyway, yeah, anti-depressin. So, um, beyond them for a while now, and it's pretty cool. Like, a lot more people, more people on them you think, like. Yeah, it's true. Well, see, I haven't, like, you know,

this is probably the most open I've ever. spoken about it. I don't necessarily hide it from people. I'm not like particularly ashamed of it, but it's not something that I willingly discuss. Also, you don't want to be one of those fucking like, Baz people who like, it's like, oh, this is me now.

Yeah, yeah. This is what my life is dedicated to and you go around. They do a fucking Facebook post. All those big long Facebook posts start the same, I don't normally do this, but blah, blah, blah. It's like, shut the fuck up. Anyone who puts a Facebook post about Drany Press is a cunt. That means how I have actually done Facebook post about my

but yours is funny like you make it funny yeah yeah it's weird you put that up and i got a lot of good response and you got a lot of few some people messes you going like are you okay yeah which i yeah i'm grand yet yeah other people going like i also feel that how what should i do oh yeah i'm not i can't give them any help see that's a big thing as well and a lot of people especially like people who are in the public eye or whatever if they discuss mental health they'll get you know people will reach out to them looking for help is like you know everyone kind of has to help themselves you can't really rely on i can't i really can't help you yeah i can't help you know watch men my raw sharks like you know they'll ask me for help not say no yeah yeah it's like uh

well like see that you got a you tough love you know i tell them the fuck off just do it you pussy and they haven't texted me back so my advice is working i guess i helped them yeah yeah I don't know, like, I'd kind of, would you ever see a time where you want to maybe try come off them then? Oh, yeah, yeah, definitely like, I'm going to America this summer, so I don't want to be off. I want to, like, wean myself off them after that. This is really just for getting through college, stuff like that. Just living in Dundalk. Well, that would put anybody on antidepressants.

Yeah, I'm in America, that's the land of the free, so I'll be okay then. Land of the Free and home of mental illness. I'll be a white guy in America. I'll be loving life. I live like a kid. Oh, Jesus. but uh yeah kind of opiates opiates are really big in america oh yeah you know i had oh yeah yeah yeah dude get that oxy cotton bro i i was kind of fucking around with opiates for a while

not in a major way but i kind of had a bit of a codeine addiction like code well it's not really cool i don't know what i don't know what it's like a opiate painkiller and you get it in like sulfidine and neurofen plus that's the only stuff you can get kind of over the counter but like I used to have to, because I was doing so much of it, I'd, like, hit up four or five different pharmacies in a day. This is back during, like, the head shop days as well. No, this was a half. This is only a couple, this is only a couple

of years ago. Maybe, like, even less, like about a year ago. I'm not that, like, I kind of kicked the habit within the last year. Yeah. But again, it was very mild. Like, I was just kind of doing a bit more than the recommended dosage every day. Just to kind of, it just sort of took the edge off.

You're like dependent on a high stage? Definitely, yeah, definitely. You know, like, when I stopped doing it, I got definite withdrawals. Like, I was, like, sweating. I couldn't sleep. I just felt really shitty. Like, I had the flu kind of thing. But, again, it was so mild.

Like, so it just, like, I just had a tiny little glimpse of what, like, a heroin addict must go true. A lot of people in America, like, the oxycotton. Yeah, exactly, exactly. So, like, yeah, it's fucking, it's rough shit, like, you know. Well, the great thing is now you can really milk down to a one-man play. I wouldn't really, though. What the fuck can you talk about? I was like, oh, I did some painkillers.

too much meh whatever I just The crowd gets up and gets a I get a

standing of it they carry me out like at the end of Rudy there's that man of Tony I don't know

what the fuck's Rudy I don't what's Rudy it's a movie with the kid from

with Sam from Lord of the Rings he plays like a little shithead I didn't see it I didn't watch

that now I watch Ice Man what's Ice Man it's the Michael Shannon movie where he killed oh he's

Richard Kulinski he's the hit man yeah yeah I saw that yeah it was okay not great They really skim over the He murdered like 100 people

They really skim over that Yeah, it was like It was kind of boring It was like how can you make it boring He killed 100 people Yeah Michael Shannon's great actor Oh my really elevated by the performances

Yeah yeah he's great I'd like to be more like Michael Shannon Have that kind of sense of like Fear around me He has he is a real sort of Menace Yeah very menacing aura about him I'm too friendly

I'm very smiley The whole time Especially when I'm nervous I got interviewed by the police there because, well, I can't really say it's an ongoing investigation. Basically, someone that I used to live with when missing.

Okay. And the police questioned me. But not like proper, like, didn't bring me into a room and put a finger in my ass. Yeah, yeah. You didn't, like, hop in a white bronco and drive across. No, just kind of like,

just kind of like sat me down in, like, the house where I live and just kind of ask me a few questions. And I got too smiley then tried to have to crack with them. You had a bit of banter with them? I tried a bit of banter like to ask some questions.

I would know, from carlo oh you're not laughing it's so uh oh no you can't go into it too much because it's I don't think they found her yet oh Jesus but um yeah the guards if you're being interviewed by the guards don't try and have the crack with the

especially if they're reporting on missing person's kids especially Dunn dock guards like where I'm from Ballin guards are more kind of like just like fat lads and bikes yeah yeah these are like proper like they've been trained to deal with the rack A couple of guards have been murdered in Dundalk

Dundalk's a bit of a rough spot, to be honest Uh-huh Yeah It's true Straight out of Compton, yo Yeah, well, didn't they call it El Paso? That's right, because after the troubles A lot of like former IRA

Kind of went and hid out Oh, it's definitely all ralads around Dundalk Yeah, definitely, yeah Yeah, yeah, just a few guys Now we did a photography project once When I was in first year in a media course Yeah And we were taking pictures of just

The streets, stuff like that a few lads pictures of they were like you better fucking get rid you better fucking get rid

those pictures right now and then watch just delete the pictures so they're probably on the run oh fuck

it's okay I'm doing a photography module I used to do James's course well kind of like a media kind of course

yeah yeah and now I'm doing event management which is more like it's more of a regular people course just like norms

yeah it's normal people that's why I kind of miss it because when we were doing like the media course with the artsy people

everyone was a freak Well, I was all like fucking gays and lesbians and emoes and people dressed as pirates. A beautiful melting pot. Yeah, autistics and all it was, you know, cool people like that. And now I'm with like the normal people. They're all like young and they've all like, you know, they'll watch Love Island and listen to like the 1970, whatever the fuck that band is. But like it's just very different vibe.

Like I miss hanging out with weirdos. Yeah, yeah. Well, you know, you're never too far away from weirdos in the dark, like, you know. Yeah, but the fun weirdos, not the ones that like, like. We'll stab yet. Yeah, a friend of ours actually got stabbed in a house party not too long ago. Yeah, I didn't want to go into that, but... Well, yeah, I probably shouldn't say.

Well, he got stabbed. Well, he didn't get stabbed. Butter knife. Butter knife, but he's a hemophiliac, so that's a big deal. If he gets one cut, he could bleed out and die. Butter knife. Colonel mustard. Oh, good times.

You ever get stabbed? I've never been stabbed. I tell you, though, one night I was out in Sligo and ran a nightclub. we went to buy some weed this guy's like come on i'll say you some weed so we walked down to the beach he had a caravan on the beach and like we did the deal he sold us the weed me and my friend and then he took us into the caravan and he took out these pair of nun chucks and started doing tricks with them you suck them no no i didn't suck anybody not against my will anyway but then he chased after us when we walked away really and he pulled a knife on us and he put it up to my throat and said if you

tell anyone where you got that weed, I'll kill you. And I was like, why would I tell anyone? Like, leave me alone. That was the closest ever came to getting stabbed. Jesus. So, yeah. That's another reason why I'm kind of like off to drinking drugs for a little while because I'm about the second end up in a weird situation.

Oh, God. And I've had too much of that where, like, you wake up and you're like, I definitely done something bad. I need to get out quick, make my escape. You just check your phone and while they're gone. You don't even care. Leave it all behind. You just want to burn the house down and run away.

Yeah, next topic. Next topic. I'll edit this, huh? No, no, they need to hear it. Talon needs to hear this. This is the process. It's not all smiles and I'm talking about rape. This is the nitty gritty of it all.

Oh, God. I'm trying to get what else I've done this year. I'm jobless. Well, you're doing take me out, aren't you? Oh, I am doing take me out, yeah. It's not the real take me out. It's not the real take me out. It's kind of like a piss take.

But it's a genuinely really funny guy. Funny guy, really funny. So I'm doing take me out. That might be good because I am quite lonely at the moment. So you're really looking for. for a woman you think you could find the one i like to settle down a bit you know okay you know a woman will kind of like yeah it's true it'll give you a bit of structure you straight you know yeah yeah she'll tell you how to dress i need that yeah it'd be good for you

so what's uh do you have any moves how you're planning and roping in the ladies like what's your plan you got any uh yeah because before like it's all like get drunk go to ridleys yeah that's nightclub done dark and like try and pull someone so but i want to go in proper like daty dates candles and stuff like that your expectations are very high candles I'm just I don't know

he's Seinfeld he's always going on just lunch dates with women and stuff like that yeah that's true remember he dated in real life he dated that 16 year old

or 17 year old yeah big tits good for him yeah but she was like still in high school yeah

that's fucking hey bah boom boom burrum Jerry Jerry It's not statutory 17 I don't think in New York

Oh you've done your research We know a guy Oh fuck that guy yeah We don't really know him We know off him Don't fucking Don't drag me into this Jesus Christ

We're moving on Moving quickly on Yeah this episode is going to edit this Unlike previous episodes Oh wow Oh my God James what James what do you want to talk about I suppose the Oscars are coming on

The Oscars are coming up Do you have any thoughts I think it's bad that they fired Kevin. Kevin Hart. I don't say Kevin James. I always get them mixed up. Get Kevin James the host. Yeah, King of Queens.

As Paul Blart. He just like writes around on a segue. Oh my God. That won't be offensive to anyone. Yeah, but like Kevin Hart, I don't know. What do you think about that? I thought it was bullshit. He said, he said, I'm going to say it.

Yeah, go on say it. I'm going to say it. Well, I'm not stopping you. Yeah, I am okay. Say it. I don't care if I lose any gigs. you'll end up on the list I don't want to say it

don't say it but yeah he had some homophobic tweets He said a bad word 10 years ago Yeah yeah right But like I think his argument was I have already

Apologized for this stuff And then he went on Ellen Is it like Ellen's representative She kind of is though Self appointed Yeah yeah And like Ellen was like Give him a job

And the Oscars like No No Once again the gays have ruined That are black man's life Yeah so now they're kind of like desperate in the Oscars and they don't really have a host because no one really wants it. It's like a poison chalice now

because whoever accepts it, someone's going to find something wrong with you. Yeah, exactly, man. Everybody's got dirt on them. That's the thing. Like, fucking when Twitter first came out, nobody realized that it was going to like dominate every aspect of your life in the years to come. It was just silly, you know? It was a silly thing that you tweet stupid jokes.

You could tweet and just like, it was gone and eater. And now, like, especially when I, if I tweet or put someone on Facebook, I have to look at it from like nine different angles. Yeah. Like a defense attorney and go like, what, what's it going to affect me like you have to get Johnny Cochran in just to like

if I want to send a death threat to someone now I've got to think about like Yeah yeah you don't It's not hate speech is it I want you to die But not because You're from Egypt That's got nothing to do with it

It's just because of your sexual orienters Jeez you're really hammering that hole Yeah I am yeah I always get worked up Because my friend Kevin Where the fuck his name is Hart Kevin Hart

Yeah yeah Ah, Kevin. You know what I saw his last movie? Fucking, what was it called? Night School. What a piece of shit. Is it? Oh, horrifically bad.

Like, he's a talented guy. He's very funny, but he's kind of doing like an Adam Sandor thing where he's just like churning out shite. Yeah, well, hopefully, I don't think, it's working for him, so why would he change, you know? Well, it's not working for him anymore, but. Oh, we're seeing a lot of, we're seeing a lot of controversial things. I'm going to eat some biscuits actually during this because we're rock and roll. This is. They're going to hear this on the moment.

Mike, did they? Yeah, they will. Yeah. You'll be like... Oh, for God's it. He just like spilled a bunch of biscuits all over me. It's rock and roll. I'm going to eat him now. Gonna eat them off the floor. Yeah. Yeah, you're like motley crew. Yeah, we're saying like Artie Lang was doing heroin and stuff like that. We're in biscuits during the show. Yes, plain digestive.

You're really, uh, you're living the rock and roll outside. I'm going to do these off of transsexuals cock. Rock and roll. You know, I'm progressive. What's interesting about you is you could probably get a transsexual quicker than a packet of biscuits because of your life choices. Transsexuals are more like available to you. They're both tasty to me. Oh, this is award winning.

No, actually, no. I will say you, big congratulations to James. You got into the cherry competition? Yeah, the cherry breakout act of the year. Audience vote, yeah. Audience vote, yeah, I was very happy with that. It was a great night, though, great crowd. Everybody did really well, so I was just, I was delighted when I, yeah,

I got the audience vote, so... Competition is kind of bollocks, though. Yeah, that's the thing. Competition. That's me, because I've lost all my competitions. You know? It's all bollocks, though.

People only win because they're talented. It's all political, man. Yeah, political, just because they have talent. Yeah, yeah. It's all bollocks like... Well, I'm still very happy to be in the final. You shouldn't be. I'm a hack.

Yeah, you can't sell your soul if you do that. Like, that's why I don't win in my purpose because I maintain my dignity. I want to be like an edgy, underground sensation. Yeah, yeah. That's why I just get on... I'm going to move away from comedy and just do, like, I own Benjamin, just like...

Just do live streams where you, like, block people on Twitter. Well, I just think, like... Because we're trying to become successful podcasters. Are we? Well, yeah. Nobody told me. You couldn't tell it for this in this episode. Okay.

Especially, like, the gap in the middle there. Yeah, yeah. Which we're going to... I've said for it, we're definitely editing this podcast. Yes. Because I went off in a gazed there a bit too much, but... A little too much, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I will say, though, just, like, I am pro-gay.

Yeah, you are. You've had some gay experiences. In the time since we recorded it, I've shifted the man. Yeah, I've shifted men before. I was ashamed to admit it. I remember in a previous episode, I was seeing how I hadn't shifted the man. Oh, so that got on my head. You set yourself a little life goal, did you?

It's just like shifting a woman. It is. If he's not shaved, it's just really like, you close your eyes, you don't know what you're doing. Well, see, I've only ever done it when I, like, proper off my face on yokes or coke or something. I haven't done sober, so I suppose that makes me homophobic. But I will shift the man on sober next. Okay, we could do it right now, Brian. We're not going to, of course.

I'm eating biscuits right. Yeah, you're right. I don't want digestives in my best. No, in another episode, let me get Jackie Chan on. You did not tell me that this is what we'll be doing. That is so offensive. Shut up, Jackie. It's not offensive, but talking about shifting Jackie Chan.

Okay. Okay, that's fine. Let's do, let's do a bit right now. Hello, Jackie. Hello, Brianson. I will shift you. No, you will not. I will rip man's throat for his heart.

That makes no sense, Jackie. What are you talking about? Shut the fuck up, Jackie. Please, I can't fight. I always use stunt dolls. That's the plot of the foreigner. Did you see the foreigner? I didn't know.

Fucking Pierce Brosden is Jerry Adams. It was fucking hilarious, man. Jerry Adams must have such an ego on him now after James Bond played him in a movie. I saw him buying bread in Tesco. Did she? Yeah. He lives in Dundalk, doesn't he? You can tell, by the way, he walks.

like Brennan's bread you can tell by the way he buys bread I definitely was never in the IRA he's got a cookbook out now actually oh really yeah it's about cooking just cooking during negotiations

so like Jesus Christ so like he's doing like interviews and he's like you know when I was with Ian Paisley I remember thinking of myself what's the best way to cook eggs and then like they're asking things like you know

Jerry with Brexit is happening and you know there might be a hard border how do you think this will affect you know will the IRA come back and he's like I don't want to talk about this I want to talk about the best way to make waffles Jesus Christ

yeah he should start his own podcast well I was saying is we want to be successful podcasters and my goal is their Patreon account okay and then we can pay the rent by podcasting but if we want to be really popular we just just go full alt-right and just because

there's a gap in the market for that kind of thing that's true yeah we could really so we just go like full like in-cell alt-write um upload our manifestos online yeah go full what's arlanza is that the guy you like adam lanzas he was like these whores won't fuck me no no that wasn't adam lanza adam lanza was the kid that did sandy hook oh was it who was the guy then he was like the handsome kid who yeah he was all these girls won't have sex with me so i'm going to kill him his dad was like a fucking hollywood producer like he was a good looking kid from a Hollywood family how do you not get laid like

I don't know he probably was he was getting laid but not like enough yeah just really little cunt but yeah if we go like full that we'll make loads of money and just if we just get rid of our morals okay well that's no problem we are desperate enough let's end it on

an alt-right note all right what do they believe in is it's all like you know women are yeah women are awful and Jews control everything we got the white it's so funny You know the way the whole white genocide thing?

No, what's that? Well, people say, like, you know, the minorities are taken over and white people are going to go extinct. Oh, Jesus. That's what some people say. That's what some people in the bus. That's what my, that's what my granny says. So anyway, but, like, it's funny because you'll see, like, YouTube comments. So you can watch a video of, like, sneezing panda.

Yeah. It'd be like, yeah, this is funny. But seriously, though. White genocide. Yeah. Seriously, though, there's too many Muslims this country. Did you notice how the panda was more black than white? Genocide.

That's a metaphor. Sharia law is taking over. On that positive note, I think we'll call it to an end. No, I've got more spicy opinions. Oh, you've got more, okay, dear God. Upskirting. What's upskirting? They've recently found a guy in England for upskirting.

That's where you put a camera on your shoe. Oh my God, and take pictures of what? Yeah, but they find... How is that a... How do you get a camera on your shoe? I've not heard that for. I guess I probably have, but just the mechanics of it. Yeah, so you get a camera.

camera on your shoe and you can like put it under a girl's skirt is it like a little GoPro? Yeah yeah yeah Jesus Christ. So before there's no legal precedent for it but now they've set a thing in England where like you can't do it now. So you're just you're out 300 quid because that camera that you just bought for your shoe? Yeah yeah yeah. Oh god

he's the real victim here but like it's funny because they try to pass it through the English parliament and I think like upskirting is bad as a pretty partisan issue and there's like one old guy who's like A man should have the right

And you don't want to be that side of history We're like Jesus Christ So if we want to be popular We go like we're the pro upskirting podcast Okay pro upskirting, yeah let's do it It's my freedom of speech Summertime is probably the best time to do it I guess

Are we giving people advice now How to Upskirt with Brian and James Let's go one little other thing All right, all right One last thing Well I'll tell you what actually You know I'll tell you something interesting Do you remember just before Christmas

you and I shot a gig in Joe Rooney's house? Oh, we can talk about that? Yeah, yeah. Well, I just got some information about that that you're probably not going to like. What is it? I'll tell you. This is live on air.

Yeah, this is live on air. I'm breaking the news here. Essentially, so a production company, like we're trying to film this. It's called Just for Gaffs where you put, you staged live comedy shows in people's houses. So we filmed the pilot episode in Joe Rooney's house. who, by the way, was a great, great guy.

Let us film his house. Yeah, very sound. But the production company came back to me, and after reviewing the footage, they said that both my material and your material is just too edgy and objectionable to approach RTE with. Really? Yeah, yeah, so that's what they said.

And they said that, and I won't, no, I probably shouldn't say that next part. But, well, there was another criticism they had of another comedian, but it's not fair to say it. I think there's a badge of honour that we're too edgy for... Yeah, yeah, so... But, yeah, so essentially our material is just too... It's too hardcore, bro.

Oh, fucking RT, like, TPM there. Yeah. What was their lyrics thing? The lyric that they want... Was roll it up and smoke it or something? Roll it up and smoke that curry. Yeah. Which doesn't even make sense.

So, like, TPM are like this band from Dundalk. Funny guys, all right? Yeah, yeah, good guys. So they were going to perform a song... They kind of, like, have funny songs. They were going to record a song on RT radio. Yeah. The lyric was smoke that curry

Yeah, yeah And they weren't allowed on Because No, basically RTE Asked them to remove that lyric Or change it And TPM refused Literally right before

They had to go and perform it So they literally just said No, we're not doing it Fuck you And then they kind of started This whole campaign Of like hashtag fuck RTE And stuff

They're going to release a song I think I'll fuck RT soon Yeah Well like you don't need RTE To stay in age No you really don't like But like

If RT off their show I'd spit in their face. Because we don't need it. We've got a podcast now. Yeah, baby. To reach a wider audience.

It's a fucking RT player is shit. Yeah, that's true. It is a piece of shit. Have you watched, even like, it's always crashing. It's, it's, it's, it's bollocks like. I haven't even used it, to be honest, but I've heard bad things about it. You can't skip the ads.

So, yeah, basically, that's, we're going to end this out. That's how we're ended up. RTI are all pedophiles. And that's how you end the podcast. Tuberday, like, he has, like, uh, ritual, child abuse parties in his gaff. This is true now. You know, Late Late Show? The symbol's an owl.

Yes. Bohemian Grove. The overlord of the owl, the ancient ones. You all those kids in the L'A. Toy Show. You don't see him afterwards. No. They're all. Because they've been thrown into a pile of soup and Gay Byrne and Ryan Turbrily and Pat Kenny are getting fat off it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The bastards. This isn't, we're not going to get in trouble for this, are we? I don't care. I don't care either. I'm not going to stick up for a bunch of satanic paedophiles. Fuck those guys. Well, if they offer me a job, actually will work with him. I will work with pedophiles, nobody. Absolutely. I'll kill a kid. I'll kill ten kids if I get a gig in RTE. And with that. And with that, this is Brian and James, and we've just fucked ourselves out of a career. That's what we do. That's what we do. Thanks for listening.

Good night.