Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 72 : Love/Hate and Big Tiddies

Episode Date: July 15, 2020

We try to talk about Love/Hate but keep getting distracted by tiddies.

And we're going. Okay, everybody, this is Love, Hate, Season 2. Season 2. This is when it gets real good. Yeah, yeah. A lot of good shake gets introduced. Yes. Frow, Fran comes in this season.

Fran, the crown in the jewel of Love 8. Yes, the jewel in the crown. No. I said it right. Pround in the jewel. Yeah, you know, you get a little tiny crown, you put in the big jewel. Yes, okay. And then you wear it as a hat.

then you take over India that's how it works and you get asked to leave the Shriners convention what's the Shriner they're just some weird like the Freemasons it's just like a weird

man group that everyone's like oh they're probably running the world well the only reason I know is because Simpsons make jokes about the Shriners convention I feel like Shriners the whole reason Simpsons probably did it

is because it was like an old reference to them yeah yeah so now it's like a reference to a reference we don't understand Yeah, yeah They have weird hats I think they wear those

Fez hats Again, my knowledge is based entirely off the Simpsons So that could be Completely inaccurate You hear that guys Do you see someone wearing a fez

These are shriner They are trying to take over the world And you've got to take the law Toad your own hands Don't be a pussy We're going to start a rally Get an AR-15 Hands off our Shriners

Stay away from our beautiful Shriners Hands off our Fez hats Okay, let's get into another group of men Yes Love hate A group of men here A gang Menly men

Well I've noticed in the first two seasons Is it's gangs Okay But it's one gang It's all infighting Yeah They're always at each other's throats Yeah

Always aggrover bullshit You know Yeah Just calm down guys Yeah Well a lot of big egos A lot of big swinging dicks In the room you know

See sometimes you gotta be happy We have a small dick Yeah I've learned that That's why there's no like power struggle in this podcast because we both know our plays. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tiny little dicks. Because you know what?

You can go your whole life, be like, no, I've got a big dick. I've got, and then they get angry at people who have big dicks. Yeah. You know when you're walking around, okay. And you just know. You know, you're in a changing room of a gym. Yeah. And everyone's got a big dick, right?

You're like, no, you're, fuck you. Fuck you. As I have Mr. O'Toole, as we've told you, this is a chidger room for the under tens. Yeah. They're bigger to mine. I hate these 10 year. roads walk around bragging their big cocks

they haven't even hit puberty yet the year of I so yeah what I'm saying is you can be self-conscious you can be like listen I've got a little dick just own it

yeah I've got a little dick let me on the bus I'm wearing a mask I've got a bus pass I've got a wearing a mask over my little dick yeah that'd be a good little like a little prank

I'm wearing a mask so why put you're naked it. Yeah, but I'm wearing a mask, so you can't say now. That's true. Well, from Monday, from tomorrow, it is required, mandatory. You have to wear a mask on the bus. Yeah, but it doesn't say in the law and clothes. No, no. I think that's more of a... Oh, a legal loophole. I'm like Dershowitz. You don't have to wear clothes on the Lillita Express. Just a mask. The Lewis Express. Delita Lewis.

Oh, you have good fun with this Anyway, look, love hate So this is season two So we start off season two Just to give you an idea What's going on Darren got shot last time He got shot in the last episode

Of season one But he didn't die Unfortunately No He didn't die He's having a few PTSD episodes Because he's a little pussy He's having

Oh, I got PTSD Oh, I'm sad because I got shot We all get shot man Yeah, relax 50 cent got shot nine times She don't hear him crying about it. And then he rapped. Darren, what have you done?

What have you done? I'm so happy Darren didn't start rapping. Well, he went on to do Umbrella Academy. Yeah. Well, that's all right. I haven't seen it. It's based in a comic I like. But it would be funny if he was like,

yo, uh, John boy, let me lay down these sick beats. Alexander Hamilton. Well, I'm rapping Daz and I'm here to say that gangs and drugs are the only way. Lay it down for all the holes and the cops roll up. because they po-po yee yeah he didn't do that no he didn't do that

what a bit more interesting it's like what he'd get him his character of something interesting if he'd like trying to get out trying to get out

of these streets by rapping yeah well he has nothing to do in the season really no all he does is just kind of

chase after Rosie yeah but in a weird kind of like oh I love you I'd never touch another girl you're the only one

for me Rosie yeah and Rosie after a while was like you're a bit of a dick like you act like you're better than arresting but you're also like shooting people but you always act like

oh these crazy criminals and I'm just stuck in the middle they're making me do it yeah he kills a lot of people in this season yeah but at least Nidge kills someone he goes like ah well it moves on fucking Darren's all like pussy about

he's all like oh oh what have I become oh I better go to my therapist and tell him I've shot someone yeah I just gonna take a lot of yoga to get over this so you know what let's jump into it okay go through the best part of this season yeah

Darren gets a friend yeah his weird the weird friend yeah that what happens is we Fran is introduced and Fran sees this young fella queuing up in the dole queue but then he chases after him because this young fellow owes

Fran money and then Fran takes him to his weird farm where his caravan is and sets the dogs on him yeah then Darren intervention Now, why does Darren intervene? I don't know, because he's like... Because he's a good guy?

Yeah, I guess so. But he murders the dog. He beats the dog today. Well, you know, that's an old screenwriting trick is you want to make your character likable. Have him kill a dog. And that gets the ladies pretty hot. Pretty hot under the collar.

Oh, there's nothing. Women love more than seeing a dog get hit by a baseball bat. I believe it was a lead pipe. But, you know. That's, when I'm trying to impress a girl, I stand outside her window You bring the dog Just find a dog

I'm holding it up Like a beep Like a boom box Like John Cusack And say anything You're just beating it And Peter Gabriel's playing in the background Will you go to the prom

Oh Oh Oh So yeah So he befriends this guy For some reason Yeah he saves him From getting

eaten by a dog So then he like takes him under his wing is like oh I'm gonna lock out for this young fella not only takes him under his wing they kind of become like

best friends and he trusts him where like later on he's being creepy with Darren's sister okay he keeps like stalking looking at her

through the window yeah calling her a princess yeah you're a lovely princess and Darren's like look he's a nice guy to his sister

being like yeah he sneaks into your house and watches him and you're asleep but he's a nice guy he never had a family of his own he's sound

yeah he's very weird young fella Because what happens is He walks into Darren, Darren invites him Like a vampire Darren invites him Into the house

For a what's it A kettle Or Sunday Oh it's something like That he's like I have no kettle Yeah And she's like

I'll give you a kettle And he's like That means she likes me She just She gives him an old kettle It's like I was gonna throw this It a skip

Yeah But you can have it You bum This old rusty kettle It's full of dog hair That means She loves me Because she's a beautiful

prince So, like, he starts watching her And, like, sneaking into the house and stuff Yeah, he's always, like, watching her through the windows And all. So then, like, she... And women, they fail to see that for the romantic gesture that it is. Yeah. Unless you're fucking Cusack.

But, yeah, so, like, so the sister sees him standing out there watching in the middle of night. And then says to Darren, there's no way broads are, you know, says him, hey, your friend is watching me? Yeah. That's a bit weird. And he's like, well, I'll look in.

to it. You know what? I'll say something to him. So then he goes like, not even like angry. He's like, you can't really be doing that with my sister and he's like,

oh well I never had a family of my own. And his defence is I'm not watching her I'm watching her and her kids because they're a family. Oh well that makes sense. Okay, I thought it was something

nefarious but it's actually quite wholesome. You want to sleep on the couch? More than welcome. Yeah, here. I'll get you another kettle. That'll sort you out That's all this guy needs

That means she real likes me Oh is this the guy here cutting himself Who's cutting himself? Oh it is Yeah, that's the young fella That's kettle boys I call him We're actually watching it It's on screen right now

Yeah, I watch an episode of season one there Yeah, he's cutting himself Oh, what a crazy kid He's an emo, that's what he is This is what like if an emo was born Inner City Dublin But didn't have a family If an emo never discovered

The music of Gerard Way It just goes around stalk And funny, he's listening to the black parades He beats a swan to death Carry on Ah, here's Frano Yeah So other characters, okay

So Tommy Tommy, he's shacked up with What's her name? Chavon Shavon Nidge's cousin or niece Nige's niece Yeah

Now what's funny is So Tommy's got her pregnant Yeah Now last season she was underage. She was 17. Yeah. So Tommy has gotten

a 17 year old pregnant okay, listen to this. Now he's got a kid and we saw earlier in this episode he was in his underpants watching Saw 6

smoking a joint yeah watching Saw 6 in his underpants after getting an underage girl pregnant wow you can't live any better than that. This guy, he is the hero of the story

that is like it's very much like Joseph Campbell the hero's journey you know with Jordan Peterson's like clean your room I'm like no man sit in your underwear don't clean your room

sitting in your underwear smoke a giant watch sauce six while the baby cries while your underage girlfriend looks after your bastard child yeah well she's not underage now she's 18 now all right which he makes it she's an old hag

yeah he's got to be out there looking for some no yeah yeah some yes yeah yeah um so Tommy it's funny about Tommy as well is in this season this is him as the smartest yeah he kind of is a peak performance Because later on, he has a little bit of an accident.

Yeah, he has a... Well, that's season three, I think, isn't it? Yeah, season three, he has a bit of an accident and gets, uh, let's say, a little uneducated. Well, in this, he... His mensa application gets denied. Well, in this season, he's like Stephen Frye. Debating the existence of God was gay burn. It's so funny that...

So, spoiler alert here. Later on, Tommy gets brain damaged. Yes. Literally no difference. He's actually more endearing. I think women. actually liked him more when he's retarded yeah could I have a

fizzy orange and women are like oh gosh that really yeah that gets me going I can change him no you can't love unless you're a fucking neurosurgeon so what else Nage is doing all right Nage is rising up well see this is kind of season two is the beginning of John

boy's downfall he's becoming more paranoid the cops are after him taking his stuff they take his car he's like doing more coke and he becomes convinced that there's a ghost in his gaff he's like always watching the CCTV he's like, do you see that little bit of

distortion there that means there's a ghost you see that static that's a ghost okay I've tried calling the ghostbusters but they're all women now I am not calling Kate McKinnon I have not letting Kate McKin

inside my house I'd rather have the ghost The ghost She's the ghost of the feast Kate McKinnon versus the ghost of Qie Oh God So let's talk with John Boy

John Boy, yeah John Byte There's not much talk about Nidge Because what I like about season 2 is We've seen Nidge getting pushed a lot By by John By and he takes it Yeah And then at the end the switch feels earned

Yes, that's true actually So let's just say it okay They have John By killed Yeah Nidge basically goes Because it kind of looks like Who is it kind of You don't expect it almost

It's like somebody else Is gonna have John Boy clipped No they were going to kill somebody else Oh but they killed John Boy instead And then Darren Just switched and changed it to And killed John Boy You never realised that was the plan all along

Right okay Was it Ado or Elmo or someone Possibly yeah maybe Elmo I'm not sure I feel like Elmo's always in trouble He's always yeah A little rascal They're always accusing of being a rat

him he's always getting up to mischief isn't he him his dog nasher and they always bully that posh kid they're always bullying mr wilson yeah that's a different that's a different dentist yeah yeah yeah eating cow pies with desperate dan and you kids get that reference and pie face yeah pie face is actually offensive pie face was his friend yeah but you know that's offensive is it yeah why pie face is a term for eskimos really yeah i didn't know that because also

there's a character called Pye Face in Green Lantern Comics. Okay. And he was an Asian guy and he called him Pye Face. Oh. Yeah, and apparently it's offensive for some reason. I'm not sure why. But just don't look, hey, little tip guys, do you have an Asian friends? Don't call him PiFace. Yeah. Just learn his name.

Hmm, well, hard work. But yeah, yeah, so... Let's agree to disagree on that one. Yeah, so with Nage, we just see him taking those of shit from John Bye. Because John By is getting more and more fucking annoying. He's more paranoid, more like,

He's also lashing out. He becomes more violent. Which we'll get into as we go along. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But just to get back to, what we're going to talk about, John Boy and his misses. Yes, the Debbie. Debbie. The wonderful Debbie.

Yes. I love Debbie. Yeah. I tell you, if I met her, you know what I do, get on my knees straight away. Yeah. Be the dog to death right in front of her. Yeah. And give her a kettle so she knows you're serious.

Yeah. Give her, I'd be like, this kettle belongs to my grandmother. She hid up her ass. She hit up her ass. My grandmother was at the Holocaust She was a guard She'd be damned If some

Crout was going to get Their hands on her birthright My grandmother was a guard And she saw a kettle Off this fucking Art Spiegelman's mother Okay Who would be

I'm trying to give a good Jewish reference Oh I don't know Who would be like Who do we know Was in the Holocaust whose parents were in the Holocaust George Soros

Yeah Max Maxwell actually Oh Robert Maxwell His parents were in the Holocaust So like yeah I saw Robert Maxwell's

Grandmother's like He's dissent Are going to get up to no good But I shove this kettle Up my ass All right We're going to Yeah we're getting

Kind of Yeah we're getting silly here We like Jewish culture Yes we do I'm pro Zionist Yeah I don't like Jews We like Zionist

I think that's about His PC as you can get And you can take that To the bank Oh yeah Yeah, oh yeah Anyway Okay, so Debbie

And John Boy They're a couple They're a couple When we meet them And it's already gone shit Yeah, well she's like Is it It's season two

When she's introduced Is it? Yeah, yeah But she's She likes to hash And maybe a little bit Gear on the side She gets into the gear

Pretty quick Yeah, she does Yeah And what's so funny She's just smoking a little joint And he's like Ah Debbie would you stop that Now

What if the guards walk in While there's a mountain Of cocaine Yeah, he's just doing lines of coke and popping pills and drinking. No, he's literally hanging upside down as a funnel in his nostril. And Nidge is pouring it in. And Nidges is like, one of these days. But she is very hot now.

Yeah, she's very attractive. She used to work, she worked in River Island while this season was airing because she was like, I don't know if this love, hate thing's going to be. Which River Island? Probably one in Dublin. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We should go there. The one I'm not allowed to go to anymore. We should go there.

Is Debbie here? Where's Debbie? I've got a kettle Debbie Just waving the kettle around banging people in the face with it You don't deserve this This is for Debbie

Just show up with a bag of heroin And a kettle She will be mine You don't even know a real name It's like where's Debbie It's just Get the manager There's another one

It's a third time this week The show's been off the air For 10 years for God's sake Well there's repeats now Yeah So it's over the back It's just a new generation Of mental alerts coming in

Where's Debbie? But Debbie is very hot And their relationship is on the rock, shall we say? Well, he's, yeah, he's just very controlling And he like, he always looks down on her For like doing drugs Even though he's a drug addict He's just one of those, you know, dickheads

Who's like, I can do drugs, but not you Yeah Clean this gaff up, you smelly bitch And John Boy is getting more and more power So like some of the things He gets Nid to do worse and worse things. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So like probably the worst thing gets them do is

the fire bomb, pipe bomb Linda. Yeah. Do you want to explain Linda? Well, Linda is Fran's wife and Fran and John Boy go into a bit of business, but it goes south so then they start kind of having a go to each other. John Boy is getting too big for his boots and he's like, you know,

why don't we just fuck over Fran? Yeah, pretty much yeah. Now the monk would never do that. No. The monk is a good man. He's a calm, reasonable. man and I hope he sponsors his podcast. Yes, well, we have been trying to reach out to the monks people. Jerry Hutch, if you're

listening, keep up to good work. And I know you'd never betray us. No. Like, the evil John boy betrayed the beautiful frang. Yeah, yeah. So anyway, let's talk with Linda Moore. Okay, so yeah, Linda Nidge and Linda actually know each other from back in the day and they start

banging. Almost immediately. Having a little affair. They meet up and they start banging in the car. Proper banging. There's some good sex faces from her. Very sexy, very sexy scenes. You know what I like about her sex faces? It's not like, ah, it's like, bleh. You're like,

nub it in, you fucking baldy cant. You know, it's not sexual, it's like fucking animalistic in the back of a car. It's just pure love. Spunk up my hole. Yeah. Spaff on me bastard tits.

But yeah, so then John Boy's like Nige, I want you to pipe bomb Fran's gaff when his misses is in the gaffe No I can't remember why do they want to do that

Because Fran and Fran tried to shoot him But he did succeed to shooting him Did he? Yeah I can't remember

Because remember They basically Fucked him over They were like Oh yeah Guess what Fran You know we went in this

Together We lost your shipment But our shipment came in fine Yeah Yeah Yeah Even though they just

kept boat Yes Yeah And then Fran was unhappy As you would be And you can't really write

To the Better Business Bureau Take them to the small claims court So instead To whom it may concern Have you no shame, sir But yes So then essentially they fall out

They start beefing And Nidge pipe bombs The Gaff while Lenda's inside And she gets all fucked up And what's interesting is Because earlier on they established That she's fake tits Yeah

Now fake tits cost around 8,000 Okay Just you know Okay I thought you were going somewhere with that. No, for the Patreon. Four grand a titty. Someday with the Patreon money we could get fake tits.

Okay. And then the girls would like us. Yeah, yeah. So anyway, yeah, sorry, she's got fake tits, all right. Yeah. So the fire bomb, the glass went into her silicone. Oh, and it had to remove the implants. And it's bleeding into her. Yeah, yeah, that's right. So they had to, she had like a big scar on her face and they had to cut out of big fake

titties. Yeah. And she's not happy about that. That was the doctor. I'm sorry to tell you this, but we've had to cut out your big fake titties, yo. and I'm very sorry You flat chested bitch Ooh God damn

Yeah Dr Snoop Please He's a new doctor Affirmative action He's really No he's a white guy This is not how

This is what Beaumont does No he looks like Michael Rappaport It's a she man He got a busted ass fake titty Those tithes are chump So yeah So Nidge He doesn't really want to do it

Because he likes Linda Yeah but he does anyway He does of course And we see Nidg slowly I mean even at the start Season 1 He was a bad boy Yeah

But like you know In this season like this one guy He owes Nidge money And the guy's like Oh sorry Nidja I don't have it this week I'll get for you next week And Nidj is like

You've got a new PlayStation Don't you? You got a nice watch Yeah yeah Sure you know yourself Nid Oh oh we just saw fucking Linda Linda? Yeah.

Very, very sexy. A bit of meat on the bones, but in a good way. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You make them jiggle, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, let's get back to what are we talking about? I don't know, I'm just kind of distracted. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Ah, gosh, darn it. Um, oh, God, I've actually... I'm flustered, though. Yeah, yeah, God. I'm not used to seeing attractive women, even on screen. I'm not used to seeing them in hijabs. Burghers. I only watch, like, Saudi Arabian.

Oh, now it's John by an age. now I'm even more turned on. God damn it. It's just wall to all I can be in this show. I just spunked. All right, okay. So, yeah. What were we talking about?

I can't remember. I actually can't remember either. Yeah. We'll get back to him a second. Okay. What I've seen is Linda, you know, she's not feeling too well because she got firebom. Oh, yeah, sorry. Oh, Siligone.

Yeah, before that, though. So Nidge, the guy owes Nidg money. Oh, yeah, yeah. And he decides fuck all the shoot him the knees. Yeah, he just shoots something. Yeah, and it's like, don't fuck with the Nige. so Nage is slowly getting more like you know fuck if I want something in life

I gotta go get like he basically is like there's no point in playing by the rules or adhering to the hierarchy of power structures he just got a fucking take out everybody that's in your way and you rule the show yeah as well you gotta turn off those emotions just firebom that girl he spunked in even though she got big old titties

yeah well not anymore that's what I think if the doctors were able to save the titties no I don't know there's no logic there's no logic In fact, it's quite sexist. It is quite sexy, isn't it? Well, it is sad, though, because she loses, um... She gets pipe bombed. Yeah.

Then she kills herself. She kills herself because she is like a big scar on her face and she basically, uh... Yeah, I guess she decides she doesn't want to live, so she kills herself. And then Fran is like, ah, Jesus, I'm angry. But it's more like, you know, if he scratched his car. Yeah. Ah, Jesus. Yeah.

Because he gets a new Linda straight away. Straight away, yeah. Which is all like, it's the universe, Nietzsche. Do you know what the man like? Linda's dead and I'll always love her but here's some random tramp and I'm gonna bang her right and her name's Linda

Yeah her name is actually Linda It'd be funny if her name actually wasn't Linda He's like you're Linda now My name's Michelle What was that Linda? Oh wait this is the scene This is also this feeds into John Boy's paranoia Describe the scene to the audience

Okay so they're in the lawyer John Boy's lawyer's home house And somebody rang the door Now the daughter goes down to the door and kaboom they firebomb they throw petro bomb and now the daughter's face

gets all burned the daughter's silicon tits the daughter's fake titty's this is the second thing we've seen this week the fake titty doctor snoop is like she

it's a motherfucking double rainbow of it there's a war going on right now and there's two sides there's real titties and fake titty fake titties have got to go now I'm picturing cat Williams

Cat Williams Live in Dublin He's so topical Yeah so like Just to explain a little bit more So John boy It's distracting that we have it on Yeah but it's good though

Because we don't lose energy like Okay right right So John boy he's like I'm gonna even firebom my fucking lawyer Yeah basically he gets it in his head That his lawyer is conspiring against him With the Gardees So he petro bombs their gaff

And the lawyer's daughter gets like third degree burns Now this is a running team in most crime shows and in life in general, okay, is these guys have some nage as well. They get really powerful. Yeah. And they're like, okay,

I'm just going to start killing everyone. Yes. For the most minor infraction. Yeah, they basically get in their head that everyone's against them. That's why you should never be a lawyer of a big time gangster

because eventually they will kill you and your family. I know, they just burn your daughter. And it's like, look, I made a lot of money off John Boy. Yeah. If he wants to burn one daughter,

I've still got a son that's, you know, half decent looking. Yeah. so what else what else happens well there's the the weirdo go back to him he like yeah let's go back to the weirdo so he's still fucking watching thing yeah so darren's been like here stop creeping on me sister yeah blah blah blah and like he like goes around to the gaff and like he has like darren invites him around for christmas dinner so they have christmas dinner in mary's house and the weirdo lad what's his name luke luke i call him kettle boy kettle boy gets a bit too tipsy

and starts telling Darren's sister Mary, he's like, you're a beautiful princess, and that's how I treat you like a princess, because you're a princess. He says princess. Yeah, he says princess a lot. Yeah, he says it.

And then she's basically, she's very noticeably creeped out, and she tells Darren not to give him any more booze. So then Luke goes off and a huff, and he goes down by the canal, and as you do, just when you're a little bit angry, he punches a swan to death. You know, it's funny, he punches a swan to death.

But then he starts tenderly, caressing it. Yeah, but all the other swans just gather around him. Yeah. As if they're like, you're the new king now. King Swan. Quah! Quah! And subtitles, like, you are now king of the swans. That's like my new anime series. That's like a deleted scene.

Stuart Carlin was like, I'm not sure if this is going to translate. Yeah, he was like, maybe for the kids have a little scene where a talking swan gets up to adventures. The Talking Swan is to firebomb some bitch. Yeah. But eventually, like, Darren realizes, look, this kid is going to keep creeping on my sister.

and you know when you have a rabid dog there's only one thing to do much like the swan you got to put it out of its misery now in the show they shot him yeah but it would be funny if they gave him some of ironic saw debt or like he's chained up to somewhere and the key is on one side yeah but uh there's a swan he has to beat a swan to death with a cattle yeah that's how he gets the key no i'm trying to how do you make it more ironic so

he has to the key is attached to a swan's leg he's got to catch it but he's got no legs yeah so here they are now Darren and Luke

they're paling around but anyway let's just get to the end of it okay so eventually to take him him and Nidge Darren and Nidge

take the Kettle boy out and they shoot him they make him dig a hole or something and while he's digging the hole they just shoot him and leave him there but there's a scene

in it near the end where Nidge is thinking about me Yeah, Nidj has got the gun in his hand And he's just looking at Darren And for a moment you kind of think Nidj is going to shoot Darren Why is that again?

Well, I think it's loose ends as well Because Darren's doing on a nose Oh, about the fact that Nidge pipe on the gaff Well, the fact that they killed John Boy Oh yes, you're right, sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah And also Nidg really loves swans And he's like, you invited this man Into our lives and he killed a swan

this cannot stand you're just as bad here's Stumpy by the way we never said Stumpy is the one that shot Darren Stumpy's a kind of a non character Oh no Stumpy In season one he like beats

Rosie and she loses the kid Yeah I mean hey That's a well you think that's a non character That's just you're you're so desensitized To that she was yapping away And that's what happens Oh there's Linda again

Oh look at those titties nice sexist yeah that's what you want look at that fran the man right there yeah and he knows

like you gotta treat him mean keep him keen yeah yeah yeah yeah it's a shame she's dead because she would have loved you know him having no teeth that's right

his teeth get knocked out yeah probably those are actually he actually is just missing teeth so he just took him out oh really yeah it's like good good for the show

that's cool so at the moment speaking of The moment we're watching a stripper A stripper dance in a pub or some lad Who is his lad? That's Aido's brother Okay Yeah, yeah, yeah

And all the girls are watching me like, yeah Good one boys We're having a good old time of it Yeah, yeah, yeah And this is where Linda meets Nidge Nige and it's like Ah Nitch, yeah, you love, do you still have a big cock And he's like, oh, Linda, you go on now

You're saucy little minks I know what you mean when you say Oh, do you still have a nice big cock I can read between the lines sexy code she means

I have a big Mickey oh what's funny as well is okay so Trish yeah

who does not get enough scenes in this no I would like her to have she's I think Nish

Trish Trish Trish Trish is kind of accepted the fact like yeah my husband goes off

sometimes he's gone for a while yeah and I don't ask questions that's pretty much it

the seasons go on he gets more and more powerful he's running the show he will be full on gone for days shacked up with brazers and she's just like here if he comes back at all whatever he'll be gone for like a month yeah literally with uh in a fucking brothel yeah he's like ah you know yourself

don't be a bitch ah trish would you leave me alone I made the brothel for that sake and Trish be like well you haven't seen your kids a long time we have a third one now yeah he's black don't ask any question that's actually funny because his second son is born at the end of this season.

And what do they call him? John, as a little joke. No, they do it so the police won't realize. Oh, is that what it is? He actually says it. It's like, sure, you know, throw the cops off a bit, you know? Yeah. No, I think he's kind of laughing about it as well, though.

Oh, yeah, yeah. It's a bit of a, like, yeah. It's a bit of like, every time I look at, he goes to his son. Every time I look at you, I think about the man I killed, the former boss I had who I got some dumb guy called Darren to shoot. you mean that dweeb from umbrella academy yeah there all right what else happens in season

uh nidge gets an s t d from fucking uh oh from banging uh linda yeah yeah yeah yeah i thought this weird so he gets genital warts yeah and they specify genital warts okay and he gets the nurse to burn him off or freeze him off yeah and he's going like oh oh oh oh it doesn't hurt that bad it does i've had it done it does hurt where did you have it though i had it like on the like very close to the tip and it was very uncomfortable oh on the penis yeah

like kind of on the foreskin oh no I had it on the legs uh face on my eyeballs I was like a Kronenberg monster no I had it kind of like around the pubic area Okay yeah yeah I suppose okay I take it back

I called nid your pussy sorry Well I suppose it depends where it happens I was like nookin nudge fucking pussy It's pretty uncomfortable Oh there's Debbie eyeing up Tommy Tell you all the girls love Tommy Yeah, it's crazy how as this show goes on Many girls will drop everything

Yeah drop everything And risk so much Ruin their lives just to get a bit of that Tommy Like Debbie will just suck off Tommy In John Boy's apartment Yeah While John Boy's like walking up to Sayers In fairness now she is doing it to get heroin

But no she also fancies them as well Oh yeah sure like you could suck off fucking anyone for heroin That's true Believe me Is that why you always have heroin? Yeah, yeah. Just walking around Gerriss Street.

Who wants heroin? Touch it. Busy day. No, I'm collecting it. Oh, oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. Okay, you're going to suck it off people. Yeah, it's like my version of Pokemon Go.

It's worth it. Yeah. When I'm sucking them off, I do it like, I pretend to press a button for an elevator. I'm like, going down. You do a little bit? Yeah, yeah. I'd like to suck them off.

So, yeah. Well, I was kind of fucked up. from this series. I think it's season two is poor old Debbie, okay. She's with, uh, she buys heroin of Ado, I believe. Yes. And she goes unconscious. And he starts trying to rape her. He does.

He's in her, like, I believe he's in her. Okay. And what's weird is, okay. And then Tommy bursts in. No, no, no, Darren, I think, Darren or Tommy burst in and they're like, ah, Aido. Yeah, he's like, you're a scumbag Aido. And just, that's it. Like, basically like, you're rap, scallion. And he's like, what do you

expect? Don't be a cock-block. Sure, boys and he buys and he buys. Yeah, that's pretty much it. Yeah.

No, it's in like a jacks in like a cubicle and he just starts banging her. And what's weird is like Tommy knows that's happening

and for a minute he's like, ah, well, I even bother. Ah, sure, I suppose I will. Yeah, sure. I guess I'm the hero.

Yeah. Maybe this will impress Rosie. It is very gritty. Yeah. Guess what, Rosie? I stop the rape halfway through.

I'm a pretty nice guy. And he's like, oh, you're virtue sighingly. quite diplomatic because I let him go over a few minutes Yeah, we'll see you don't

You know He's just one of the boys Yeah, yeah He's a mate Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah But yeah, there's all sorts of love triangles

going on here Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah Nage is cheating Debbie's cheating Everybody's cheating Uh, fucking Ado's Licking

what looks like whipped cream Off a stripper's titties Yeah, yeah Everyone's having the best It's like It was the best It was the best of times It just makes me

Realise that I really went down the wrong path In life I should have sold heroin With the boys well you know what's funny is like so a lot of these guys like

they'll end up dead yeah before they're 40 yeah and they'll still be happier than us yeah that's true yeah their lives are so much better yeah yeah

well that's uh what else see what happened you know because it's playing in the background so we're getting distracted yeah yeah i just want to get to something i want to what else happens in season two

uh what's a weird scene in season two is there's a bit in episode two where they get the new coke all right and Tommy and a few other boys they all cut it up together in a hotel room

oh well this is yeah they do speedballs yeah they do coke and heroin but then they all like pass out and like Tommy passed out in the fucking hallway

yeah well they all start vomiting and he pass up but no they do a speedball so it's like coke and heroin so that would really

fuck you up like you know yeah but like they all do it so I'm maybe I'm naive. I was like, it must be bad coke. Yeah. But they never get back to it. And Tommy tries to run away.

Because it was the speedball. So it was coke and heroin. So the heroin really mongs you out, like, you know, I guess. Or plus it was pure as well. They were cutting it. So they were doing it while it was pure. Yeah. So it'd be a lot stronger and it'd fuck you up a lot more. I suppose. But anyway, some of the boys get arrested, okay? Yeah, Edo gets arrested. Yeah. And what's so funny is, uh, John Boy finds out a lot of information from

teletext. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, yeah. Hotel raid, drugs raid and hotelies. Just on the teletext. Like an old woman. It's so funny the idea

of like John Boy, just like, just like, just stay of the art here. This comes from a satellite. This is how I keep on top of my drugs empire. Teletext. Yeah, yeah.

You wouldn't catch Jerry Hutch doing that now. Jerry Hetch uses Jerry Hutch. He uses a, what do you use? now dial up carry your pigeon yeah yeah yeah

so John boy okay finds out what do you rest but he's got an informant in the guards yes it's like some culty guard yeah he's the most fucking ridiculous

yeah and it's like here you go that'll keep you in rent boys for about a week the way that you go through them yeah and he's like oh Jesus now sure I can't help myself

with their red guys you know they're running around in their little charts he is he is such a fucking comedy character It's a proper country bump Yeah it's like How you doing

How you get down down there and all John By Basically scenes Where John Boy is like Have any information He's like Well my son's got First Communion coming up

And he's like no About the crimes Oh what What do they wouldn't know That don't be all The top The big stuff Yeah

And it's like here Enjoy the rent boys Or something like Yeah Yeah He's basically going like Yeah No a lad

A lad got caught drunk driving There yesterday That's all I know I didn't get his name or anything I'm still trying to find out if that's illegal or not The lads won't tell me I've just figured out there's a thing called Pulse

Did you not look at the teletext That's where you get the information Yeah That character he's in like season three as well He's a little bit of comic relief Yeah yeah I wish he did more scenes of him Where like he slips a banana

Slips on a banana Right into our rent boys asshole Just as the cops walk in Oopsie Daisy Wow Yeah So yeah As we go along here

I'm just look at my notes here So John Boy actually tips off the guards About Fran shipment Oh right okay Yeah yeah So like Fran and John Boy They start They're like rivals basically

Yeah yeah yeah But again it's completely John Boy's fucking fault Like he disrespected Fran He properly fucks him out of I think it's like 300 grand or something Yeah, big money. Big money, yeah, yeah, yeah. What is Fran in this?

He's just, um... He's just like, well, he's kind of... He's got land. He's got land and he has like dog fights on it and he's kind of, he is, he's the one, now, we were talking about John Conner's earlier in a previous episode. He's introduced in this episode, John Connor's character, he's like a traveller. He's the one who makes the pipe bombs for Nidge, the throw. So I think Fran introduced Nidge to John, to, like, John Conner's trial.

So, Fran kind of, has connections to the traveller community so he's kind of possibly a settled traveller himself I'm not even sure yeah they never really

go into it too much he's definitely got money he's definitely involved in crying yeah he's definitely he's kind of like low to mid level criminal yeah

and he wants to kind of step up into the big league he's trying to graduate here yeah yeah exactly yeah and you know the best education is true practice you know exactly yeah

oh what time we're on 39 minutes oh really yeah I thought I'd be longer so did I yeah it's probably not a good sign I really just was like, oh, no. I've got to talk about this fucking show more.

What else have we got? We're definitely missing stuff here. Oh, yeah, I'm just going through the notes here. Yeah, so they have John Conner selling the pipe bomb. Yeah, yeah. Now, that's serendipity. How so? Well, the fact that you have such a guy who, like, is such a small scene.

Yeah. And then you can bring him back and he's actually like a good actor. Yeah. Two seasons later. Two seasons later. And then that one little throwaway scene becomes quite a, you know, it's like a pivotal moment like it develops into a rivalry

between Nidge and John Connors what's his name in the show? Patrick Patrick yeah Patrick but so like you bring him in there's immediately like oh there's drama here because he knows about Fran it's interesting he well not even interesting but it's just a side note he's 21 no in this

are you sure about that or you just said it well look he's 30 now it says look I'm going by Wikipedia if Wikipedia is to be believed he was born in October. You don't believe that fucking crazy Wikipedia, do you? It's controlled by the Pito's. That's why, yeah, they're trying to

sully the good name with John Connors by saying he's younger than he is. We saw the Facebook profile to Linda and this. Yeah. Facebook or MySpace wherever like. And it says 21, ha ha. Okay. That's what John Conner's like.

Even now he's like, I'm 21, ha ha. Well, it says he's 30 now. Yeah. if you're going if he's young he's young so he's 21 in this i thought he was i thought he was 31 yeah he seems a lot older but anyway look um we just saw there uh just so we don't forget it nage was on uh linda's page yeah her social media page yeah her name is gangster vodka bitch yes pretty fun isn't pretty pretty yeah we see this is like 2011 back when social media was just a silly thing

that people used to like put up pictures and movies that they liked and now it's like this is how it's being used by like the president to bring in executive orders

like we have all given social media way too much power and influence over our lives and now they control everything it is funny yeah I'm thinking back when I first got Facebook and I was like oh I can like all the movies I like exactly that's all it ever should have been used for

but now it's like now it's like Trump being like I'm going to send guns in I'm going to send armed military into this black lives matter area yeah it really does affect social discourse in a very

real way and it shouldn't you know we've given it too much power but I'm going off on a tangent here what should we do well it's too late now they already control everything it's too late there's no going back Pandora is out of the box

pipe bomb yeah let's get John Conner's on the phone we're going to pipe bomb John I need three pipe bombs Bezos, Zuckerberg and my dad just my dad's just he's not only doing

Facebook around here I've got personal issues with him Yeah yeah Okay so what else are we Are we There's definitely stuff that we're missing

I think in Oh yeah I'm just going through the notes here There's John boy He's got like a secret stash Of drugs and money John boy is very Very fond of the coping

He is hard on the coke in this, yeah, yeah. And he's just staring at the CCTV monitors saying, oh, there's some more ghosts. Yeah. Who are you going to call? He does look at the picture of, oh, Jesus. There's Debbie's hoop.

There's Debbie's arse again. Exposed. Yeah. This is great. I think people will like it the fact that we're watching the show. Okay. Because then they can imagine the tits.

Nothing gets them off like hearing. and oh there's the lad there's nidge just shooting somebody in the legs yeah yeah but I was laughing the idea of like

people like listen to us we just say like there's tits and they're listening wanking like yeah there is tits

yeah a bunch of truck drivers have pulled over just wanking we're like Howard Stern yeah yeah describe those tities so I like this

we actually get a bit of backstory with John Boy and I do like as well with John Boy there's never seen of him being like you know why I do this and what for the

Honey, the women know for the power. Yeah. There's nothing like that. We don't need that kind of corny dialogue. Yeah. But we meet his daughter. He's right. He's got a daughter.

Yeah. Red-headed daughter. Yeah. Well, dyed red hair. I don't think it's natural right now. Hmm. Yeah. Suspicious.

I think we can all put two and two together there, Brian. John Boy's like, you know what? You're dead. You're done to me. He finds out that she dyed her hair. It's like, I'm going to order her. a hit on her. Nidj.

Throw a pipe onto a you do that for me Nidj. Nidj is like I'm writing her too, John Boy way.

He got an STD from John Boy's daughter In for a penny in for a pound Yeah so anyway We see The daughter

The red-headed daughter Yeah And we get a little bit idea of the relationship Where she's kind of like Oh dad You're wearing a bulletproof vest You're not up to anything

Dangerous are you? He's like Ah no Here's a car I bought you get taken by cab you're not watching the news are you no and no teletext either

no judge I promise whatever you do whatever you do okay you can do heroin you can do coke you can sell your pussy on the street but do not look at teletext

it's dangerous it's bad for you we get a little kind of idea what his relationship is with the door but John Boy is like a known figure

in the criminal he's in the papers yeah he's proper oh like she knows like it's kind of like tony soprano like his kids know but they kind of deny you know how dangerous or violent he is they're just sort of like ah you know he like deals a bit and that's how he makes his money well you know if it's a bad it's a bit italian america sometimes he got to turn to crime

because there's so much anti-italian um racism yeah right that's right yeah and that's the same way that would john by be like look there's so much anti-atlantic racism in Ireland I have to I'm not even Italian but you're from Skiborange shut your mouth

I just love Frank Sinatra but yeah he's like a known person yeah kind of like Jerry Hutch yeah and the name niche is like his key enforcer yeah yeah right hand man

like they're all known like they're all in the papers and stuff yeah yeah yeah so what was your point there I'll just say so daughter knows like and he buys her a car

and then later on the car and then later on the car gets tucking. Tuckin by the yard. Yeah, yeah. And I'm not sure if this is season, I believe this is in season two where they want to leave a bit money. So John Boy gets shot.

Yeah. And I want to leave a bit money to the daughter and mother. Right. And then Nidj is like, I'm not giving money to the whir. What did she ever do? Lying her back?

Who is this his daughter? No, the mother, like, he just didn't want any John Boy's family to, get any money. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is like, you know, I don't blame him. Your nage, you've taken so much shit from John Boy, you're like, this is the final, fuck you.

Yeah. Fuck you and your family. Yeah. We also get more of an update on Warren's piss situation. He keeps pissing himself. He pissing everywhere. Pissed in school. He pisses on Santa.

Yeah. Well, oh. Fucking, another thing about in this season that we forgot, but it's a pretty good scene is when Darren shoots Stumpy. He kills Stumpy. Yeah, what was the... The context of it is John Boy wants Stumpy killed because remember you were talking about

how they get arrested in the hotel room because they all did drugs but while they were cutting up the gear they passed out and the guards came and raided and arrested everyone Stumpy was meant to be there as well but he fucked off to do a gig because he's a DJ so then John Boy gets it in his head that Stumpy's a rat

and he wants Stumpy shot and he wants Darren to do it so Darren shoots him and then there's a cool like time lapse scene where you're just you're on Stumpy's body while the Gardi are all like taping off the scene and

they're playing a bit of the Dubliners I believe or Luke Kelly that song I believe I watched these so we're watching it now on RT player but I watched

illegal versions online sitting out to hear the song and I'm pretty sure the ones I watch the change the music for rights reasons because they're probably getting the DVD rips Right, right, right, okay. So I'm missing out. I might have to re-watch the whole thing.

Well, it's just a cool little scene, and it's a song by Luke Kelly. Yeah, this is actually the episode that I happened. Oh, look, Debbie's smoking gear. Debbie on the gear. Good woman. Yes, Queen. You can do heroin just like the boys. She's such an inspiration.

Yeah, she really is. I want my daughter to watch this and I know that you can do heroin. Yes. And then you can sell your, when your drug lord boyfriend gets murdered and your forced to go on the game, that's okay. Don't feel ashamed. Be proud. Yeah. Don't be a loser and go to college.

Oh, there's the that's the cop there. Well, let's not just point out things we see. Sorry, well, that's the cop who likes the rent boys. Okay. With Debbie now, we see her kind of deterioration this season. So she's doing gear

with Ado. Yeah. This is a very sad scene. She, I'm trying to remember the context now. She goes to Ado's Gaff and we'll pass out on gear. Yeah. And then she, like, pukes in the goldfish bowl. And the, yeah. Remember that? And then she dumps the goldfish into a sink.

And then she just let the water run out of it. Yeah. Oh, fuck this. But she also steals all the heroin from it. Yeah. And then she goes, locks herself in John Boy's bathroom, okay? Yeah. And then John Boy is like, open the door.

She's like, I'm all geared up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, then he knocks the door down. She's like, you've got a bit of a needle sticking out of her arm. She's on the floor. She's like, I was taking a bat. I forgot how to take a bath Is this right?

Yeah. It feels a lot drier than usual. Yeah. I thought this was a bat needle. It's acupuncture. Yeah, yeah. You're not spiritual at all, John Boyd. You don't understand Eastern medicine.

My yogi told me this was good shit. I think she pissed herself as well in that scene. Yeah, but then he basically drags her out of the gap. Yeah, by her hair like. Get out. junkie bitch I think that's okay so what else

we're kind of jumping all around the place yeah but I like that like it makes it more fun yeah anything else to say about this season what are we at we're at 50 minutes

so we'll wrap up good yeah that's basically it yeah basically at the end they kill John boy motherfucking John boy

okay and then Nidge breaks at the house to get where he's hidden all the documents and stuff like that yeah all the like the secrets okay and then he looked at the camera again he sees the glitch and it's kind of like oh

so yeah it's kind of like a nice little scene to represent that the paranoia of being on the top will he will inherit that also oh before we go we have to talk with the painting oh yeah the painting he's painting might be the best

piece of art that's ever been produced in Ireland it's like a big mural or like a tapestry and it's got like it's John Lennon, Jimmy Hendricks Michael Collins two pack

two pack I think Biggie's up there as well JFK's up there as well JFK and it's kind of like the Last Supper instead of the apostles and then in the middle

as the Jesus character is Huey Hughie and John buys the corner Brian Gleason yeah and I think it's an amazing piece of work I think it really says something about like

the way dumb people like this is what I call art yeah yeah look at that two-packing JFK it is really cool though I mean like oh no no 100% I would it's a little gauche

it's a it's a bourgeois no not very subtle they should take down hang it up in the hang up the Louvre yeah they should burn that

fucking smiley bitch yeah yeah whatever her name is cheeky cunt with her eyes always following you oh what else I've actually been to the Louvre

and the Mona Lisa is very underwhelming yeah it's very small and surrounded by booming frogs yeah I look at it I'm like

where's two Where's Huey? You just go up with a sharpie and start drawing on it? No, it's like, do the right thing. I'm like, there's no motherfucking Irish people up here. Yeah. Where's Tupac? The real motherfucking Irish people.

You goddamn Whop, motherfucker. Hey, please, sir, please leave the museum. You are being very disrespectful. Shee. Oh, fuck you and your busted silicone tinnies, motherfucker. I'm out. okay i think uh i think that's uh that's a good way to end it there yeah yeah yeah so do you like this season i did yeah yeah well they really stepped it up like in terms of uh it kind of i think with

season one nobody really knew is this gonna take off but then by season two they're really like they're flying it's kind of like all the best aspects of the show well definitely these first two seasons feel like movies yeah yeah and this feels like an excellent sequel and they do a really good job of having all these different stories and all these different characters doing things and like let's say Debbie for instance yeah there's no real story wise in this season to focus on Debbie

yeah just that her downward spiral but they did because it's interesting and she's a good actress yeah there's it feels very spread out and it feels like a complete movie yeah yeah like if you said like these are the only two seasons love hate you'd watch and be like it was a good show yeah yeah it's a really good show like very

each season feels very complete you'd want more I think people still want more you know I think it felt unsatisfactory the way it ended was season five it felt like there was more to say even one more season

or a movie or something but oh well it's never gonna happen maybe someday John Connors can yeah he's gonna blame Roger O'Gorman for the fact there was no season yeah yeah

it was the Pidos yeah yeah so this is the great season I really enjoyed it I watched the whole thing in one day. Yeah. Yeah.

Just drank some white wine, watched the whole thing and I was like, this is better than having a girlfriend, right? I'm just going to go

with my dad and put up dead crows everywhere. Yeah, well, that's from a different episode. I know, but if they don't listen

to that one, they shouldn't be listening to this. You're right. If you don't listen to them all in order, you're a fucking piece of shit. You hear that?

What James's referencing is like, sometimes I have to go around my dad and hang up dead crows. Yeah, yeah. To scare the other crows.

Yeah. Very satanic. So they're going to use this against us. But yeah, it's a great season. Oh, just before we end it now, we're about to see Linda get rolled by Nidge. In the back of a cow. Yeah, well, a perfect way to end the episode. Yeah, beautiful.

Yeah. Nige is a real charmer. We should have, you know, it would be great now. This sex scene, we'll both start wanking and whoever finishes is the top dog. Yeah. No, but we're like, we're not having a biscuit because that's unhealthy. No, we both just have to eat our own jizz. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Lots of protein. Yeah, but it's manly because love hate. It's all right because it's a woman getting fucked, so it's not gay. It's like when you wank off

with gah players. Yeah. Yeah, like that scene, the deleted scene in normal people where Connell had to wank off

and the lads jizzed on his chain. But Connell's such a fucking, well end in a second, but Connell's such a fucking wimp you probably could get him to wank. If you were just like,

hey, Connell, you better wank for me now, he'd be like, ah, sure Jesus, okay. I suppose,

yeah. Here, If you don't wank in front of me right now, it means you're banging that weird chick. No, no, I swear to God, I'm not. It's the only way I can get in the Trinity. Yeah, look at them now, going at it. Anyway, let's end it now,

so we can watch the sex scene in peace. In peace, all right. That's the end of the show, guys. Thanks for listening. Bye.