Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 73 : Once Upon A Brian In Hollywood

Episode Date: July 21, 2020

Sober Brian and Tipsy James talk Tarantino and Free Britney.

yeah so what did you think of the film uh i really liked it i um you know it was very uh you could tell you could definitely argue it was a more mature film from tarantino up until like the last you know you know spoilers ahead spoilers ahead oh yeah we're going to spoil this whole mother but it's a very kind of like reserved you're just sort of seeing the inner dynamics of hollywood decapio plays this tv actor who's on the way out his career is on a down slope you know brad pitt is kind of like his assistant, his helper. So it's kind of like showing these fading stars and people who never even got to be stars

and they're on their way out and it's, you know, it's kind of very character-driven. It is very character-driven and again, it's not what you expect because you hear about the film, you see the cast, you think, oh, it's going to be like a Pulp Fiction style. Exactly, yeah.

It's going to be like five different stories. Yeah. And then they all kind of converge around the Tate killing. Yeah. And you're expecting, oh, it's going to be end with fucking like Brad Pitt, karate, chopping Charles Manson in the head.

You know, it's going to be some kind of crazy thing like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or like, oh, guess what? Samurai sword. Sharon Tate picks up the samurai sword and then it goes full like kill bill. Okay, let's just, I mean, the big thing, the way, you know, as he likes to do, change in history, Sharon Tate doesn't die in it. But I think everybody, first time you watch it, because everybody familiar with the Tate

murders and the Manson family and all that stuff, they're expecting to. see a big massacre in Sharon Tate's house where she dies. Yeah. I didn't expect it to not go that way. So he had me fooled. Well, you know what? I was expecting that. I was expecting it was going to be an altered history thing.

But the film was so mature and sparse and set in the real world that you're like, maybe he's just going to show the killing. Exactly. And I tell you what, if you want to see a woman getting murdered, okay, the haunting of Sharon Tate. Oh, that's like a... The Hillary Duff one. Oh wow Hilary Duff

Lizzie McGuire Yeah Yeah yeah That's a fun one Because she's Sharon Tate His little animated version Of herself I can't believe this

She's uh It's Sharon Tate And she's in high school Yeah She's having crazy problems And Polansky That's when they meet Polanski's you know a little nerdy kid

In Lizzie McGuire I can't remember Gordo I think it was Gordo Yeah It was Gordo Yeah Gordo

Yeah Gordo Yeah I remember Frankie Munes Was in Lizzie McGuire No I don't remember that one episode as himself as himself yeah yeah oh it's like wow you're frankie munez yeah yeah yeah brittney spears had a cameo in uh sabrina the teenage witch as herself look up and her yeah well it's really funny she's like Sabrina the teenage witch he's like oh must be so great

to be a pop star and loved by everyone and then brittany spears goes sometimes that's the loneliest place to be hit me baby and then they start singing and dancing yeah and it was real it hit me with the fields it was deep that was the first time i ever thought oh maybe Hollywood stars aren't all happy. And then on set, the dad came out, Britney Spears' dad came out, just dragged her by the hair, said, don't reveal too much. I've got a contract, you bitch.

Yeah, have you seen all that shit free Britney and all? Basically getting her, because he's like, he's got, he's her guardian, but also he is like control of her finances and what she does, her personal life, her medication, whatever else, I don't know. Isn't she on an allowance of like 203 euro a week? It's been cut down. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

She has to go to Tesco wearing a mask. They give her euros as well, not dollars. So she's going around Vegas. I know 100% believe that. What? That like the family control her and they give her like. Yeah, well, she had like a mental breakdown. So they're like, she's...

Oh, did she? Yeah. Oh, did she? 2008, wasn't it? Yeah, she shaved the head and all that stuff. Maybe she's just trying to look. No, I think... In the media were like, oh, evil.

I'm pretty sure she was institutionalised Yeah Oh great Yeah Who told you that Dad I am just basing this on TMZ

I was like Did he tell you down the pub did he I've given her 203 euro The stupid bitch Have you seen crossroads Fucking shite What a twat

Yeah Yeah And Jamie Lynn Spears is like She's bringing up Her bastard child That Dan Schneider impregnated her with You heard that theory?

Yeah, it's so funny that, like, Jamie Lee is like, I'm the lucky one. I get $207 euro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's on that Nickelodeon dollar. Yeah. No, it would be so easy to do that. But, like, she's not the only one. So many of these stars are like, yeah, my dad controls everything.

Yeah. They have to, like, divorce their dads. Yes, emancipation. Yeah, yeah. Macaulay Culkin did it. Cory Feldman did it. all the cool guys all the hip cats yeah but like if you're got a son yeah and he's making money what are you supposed to do just like you know not take every single penny and leave him a broke

spastic yeah yeah i mean it's so easy live in the real world people you got power over him yeah exactly yeah it's like look i wasn't there for you when you needed it now give me your money now i know i put you in a room with producers and left you there and whatever happened happened i haven't seen your documentary yet but uh i'm taking all your money corey you little bitch yeah memory used to put you in the trunk do you want to go back yeah yeah yeah i paid for that car it's probably bigger than that shoebox you're living in on ventura boulevard yeah you freak we'll get back to the film in a minute but like we're really tangent brittney brittany is like she's doing a residency at the moment i think in Vegas that's why it's even

better it's like you shuttle her from the from the venue from the loony bin yeah yeah back. You get on stage, you throw peanuts at her. Slip right up. You're going to say the amazing Britney space, shaking our tennies and ass. Here we go. Yeah, yeah. She does her songs. She has no idea what day it is. She doesn't know who it's, she thinks Bush is still president. She doesn't even know 9-11 happened.

She's like, why are we going to the World Trade Center? Later, Brittany, now dance. Yeah, it's just so easy. Bring her round on a chain. It's just, yeah. Per Britney, though. I mean, per Britney, though. I mean, per Brittany. Free Britney is what we're saying. 100%. 100%. And like, it's actually

is picking up steam now. It's not just... It's not just like conspiracy theorist types. It's like gone mainstream. Yeah. But like, but the way the people are like decoding her Instagram stories, like, oh, do you see the way she moves slightly to the left? That means

MK Ultra. Yeah. You know what I mean? They're really like going deep and like the decoding the subliminal messages. See, that's the problem where they've gone from like, is it possible that like you know a celebrity is being used for money yeah like no that's not enough it's the CIA it's aliens Nazi moon base it's all happening hit me baby one more time what is that that's about Venezuela oh Hugo Chavez is like I don't even know if that's accurate is it

I don't know probably not I don't know I'm a real brittany well look uh let's start with so this film opens back to once upon time hollywood okay so this film opens now i was i think i was overtinking this film when i first watched it right so you always starts off with the interview yes with cliff boot that's uh cliff booth is that that's brad pit brad pit and then rick dalton is decaprio yeah decapio now it starts off with a black and white interview with them yes yes and you remember okay now i was overthinking this the guide interviewer goes what does the stunt man do

and Cliff says I take his load oh yeah that's funny yeah isn't it yeah I like that and then they both kind of laugh now I immediately think gay gay yeah oh you thought they're gay together

so the whole film you're just like waiting to see that broke back mountain two lads in the tents yeah I'm watching this with gay glasses gay tinted glasses yeah yeah rosé tinted glasses yeah I'm like every kind of like even subtle thing, I'm like, ah,

I know what that is. I see what you've done there. Every time he smokes a cigarette, it's like, aha, oral fixation with a phallic instrument in his mouth. I said that while just sucking on a big pipe, a big rusty pipe.

Sir, we really can't let you bring that in here. Hey, they're not, I brought, I sneak in my popcorn. I just found outside of road. You do that popcorn trick

where you put, but instead of your dick, it's a lead pipe up through the bottom. in the box and then you reach it who's like oh what's this just myself yeah I bring a girl with me and she's like what's he doing

it's four plate so they're not gay okay okay so it's the two guys now here's a good question yes now Brad Pitt won an Oscar for this film yes for best supporting and DeCaprio did not win anything

for best lead yeah do you think that's acceptable personally everybody said oh Brad Pitt steals the show he's amazing and he's amazing he is fucking great in it personally I think DiCaprio is way more to do yeah he can show off way more

you know the stutter yeah I didn't even catch that properly the first time I watched this yeah yeah yeah like I was like he stuttered a little bit but the second time we're like oh this is like it's all the time he's good at like stuttering more important meat and stuff like that yeah like when he's under more stress and stuff yeah when he's talking to

Pacino he stutors more well I gotta tell you Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, yeah, we'll get to Buccino in a second. Yeah, we'll get to see the good acting as well. Like, he has, like, he cries a lot, but it's like he's got this, he's so good at being, like, pathetic and hilarious. Like, when he's in his trailer, he's like, why the fuck did you have to have eight whiskey sours, you're fucking alcoholic? And he's just, like, smashing the mirror.

It's like, do, do, do, you fucking idiot. I love that. Yeah. That was so good. It was so funny. It's so good, and he does it well. Like, I feel like if, if this was Sean Penn. Yeah, it'd be too serious

And that crying He would be like I gotta go Like just ball And like have red eyes And be like I am Sam Yeah, go full retard

For no reason yeah Yeah No doubt Yeah He impregnates a hooker in that film Isn't he I am Sam Yeah

I never seen it I think he gets a A girl pregnant Oh And then it's like Oh Well Refeal the AIDS

Yeah Yeah Yeah What are you talking about? So, like, it's the two guys. But look, Brad Pitt is great. He is great, and I think this is a real statement film. As in...

He's away from Angelina. Okay. He's like, look, I still got it. He takes that shirt off. He still got it. But you know what? It's good that he's leaning into, like, the whole thing about that character is he's like, the older guy.

He's like, he knows he's not the hot young buck anymore, but he still got it. He's got, like, self-awareness and maturity, but still that little bad boyish thing. And he's the perfect. age for this. Yeah. If he was like two, like, even like 10 years younger, it's like, oh, it's pretty boy. Too young. Exactly. He's just the perfect age, but he's still, whew.

Yeah. Oh, mama. Oh, and he took that shirt off. But he took that shirt off. We're still wearing the gloves, the big worker man gloves. I was like, boy, howdy. Well, there's a, there's a new kink. I didn't know I had, but there we go. I dropped my pipe. That's all you're in the cinema. There's steps, so it was like, as it rolls

the rolls down the steps Oh Jesus Where's my pipe You're just like rummaging under people's feet I need my pipe Yeah So anyway look

Just to set up what happens Okay So Dalton is down his look He left He was on a popular show called Lancer Lancer

Was it Lancer No he's Lancer's the pilot he's doing Yes But he's the Cowboy show What was it called Something Justice or something

justice or something like that was it? I can look it up but I think it's better if we just don't look it up and we don't know. We just don't look it up and we don't know. Bounty law. Bounty law, that's what it is. Yeah, yeah. So he was on Bounty law, huge success. He decides to go off and do the movies. He goes over to, where is it, France or

Sweden or somewhere to do like an art house movie? He tries a few things and we see that he might have been in the Great Escape. Yes, but... We don't know if that's just him fantasizing or he actually had the chance and that was great, actually. It was very well done. It was very well done.

I actually have to say it was interesting that they did the CGI for the great escape and put them in the film. Yeah, yeah. Did not do that with Sharon Tate. No, no.

Wait, what do you mean? Sorry. When we see a film in the movie we see the wrecking crew. But it's actually... It's actually heard. They didn't put Margot Robbie into the film.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Even though it would be very easy. Yeah, that's true. I suppose maybe, you know, that was just tarant. Tarantino's little homage to Sharon Tate, like give her some screen time because the story, she is an integral part of this movie. So he obviously has a lot of love for her. So show her, you know, don't edit in Margarobie.

Actually show Sharon Tate as a tribute. It's like, oh, she was wonderful, you know. I actually feel like the great escape scene is almost a kind of like, yes, I could do if wanted to. It's kind of letting everyone know that this is a choice I've made to keep the original footage of Sharon Tate. It's like, I know how to do it. Instead of some nerds, like, you should have put... You actually fucked up Tarantino. That's the wrong actress.

That's not Margot Robbie. Just in the middle of the premiere. Somebody stands up with a lead pipe. Well, well, well. So-called great director. Hoisted by her own batar. Can't even tell blondes apart. Blonde lies matter.

All right. No, they don't. No, they don't. Who is? So, look. look, Rick is back in Hollywood and he's doing TV now. Okay. And he's playing villains.

He's just doing like little cameos and like similar kind of crappy TV shows. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The villain who gets beaten up? Exactly. And then he is just meeting with Al Pacino. Yeah. Now, who is Al Pacino in that? Is he just like an agent or is he?

Oh yeah, Al Pacino's not, well, he's obviously based on the stereotype of what an agent's like, but he's not based on an actual real person. Right, okay. but yeah he's going like listen uh rick you're getting beaten up every week on tv yes uh the audience sees you as a fucking sad sack now they see you as being defeated which is just like it sublimally puts in their mind that you're on the way out yeah you're a has been and a few years nobody's going to want you and you know why you think there why because it's true yes yes and deep down rick knows this yeah and pachino's like listen you can go off with me and do italian movie

Or, what, get beaten up by Batman and Robin? They say Italian quite a lot, yeah. Which, they mentioned Batman and Robin in this, and I would have loved. Adam West, Batman? I would have loved. Just look, so just put him in an episode. It's not that hard. Just put him in.

Just to see him, to see DiCaprio as a riddler, would have been so funny. Holy statutory rape, Batman. DeCaprio's girlfriend is only 14. And he's like, just one minute there, old John. That's more John, man. John Wayne is Batman Well, Pilgrim, what are you doing here with the penguin? Yeah, the ultimate villain.

He's like, actually, she's 18, and she's just 18. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they're like, oh, rats. Same twat channel, same twat time. I don't know, it's so dumb. Yeah, yeah. But that's why they love the show. People?

No one. Oh, okay. Yeah. So, anyway, like, Rick is at crossroads And now he's got Lancer coming up Okay And Lancer is this new pilot

He's doing with Tim the Elephant Right Scootie McNara is in it as well Yes for a brief scene Brief seconds Yeah Yeah There's actually a lot of people

In this I'd forgotten about the first time I've seen it Yeah Who was Luke Perry again Just he was a guy He was yeah You know the actually good acting scene Yeah

Yeah Yeah Where he's like He has a little girl in his lap That's a great scene So Luke Perry is the guy

he's talking to in that scene And he says Was the movie dedicated to Luke Perry because he died before it was released? No, no

Tarantino would not allow that What, Taranteneen is going to like... Dedicated to Harvey Weinstein Yeah, Tarantin is going to ruin the film

but dedicated it to a C-lister Fucking 90210 I mean Bert Reynolds also died before like It would make more sense to dedicated to him Was Bird Reynolds

He read for it For which The Bruce Stern part Oh really? He read for it and they were all ready to go and then fucking... And then he died. It's a fucking idiot.

Oh, yeah. This was his comeback. It was his 14th comeback. He really needed this one. You know he hated Boogie Knights? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know why? Why?

Because he was... No, I'm asking you, sorry. Because he was shown as like a has-been or whatever. Like, everyone, I think... Well, I don't know, this is pure conjecture on my part, but everybody, I think, after that movie came out because, like, that character, you see him,

you know, as a big hot-shot porn producer, and then he's like he's on the way out and that college kid is like you're a fucking has been you're a nobody and everybody drew parallels

between Bert Reynolds' character and him in real life it's like oh it's great because he actually is a has been and a joke and nobody respects him

yeah I assume that is something to do with it but I could believe Bert would have that kind of ego yeah or even if it's

completely imagined by him he would be like this is of this whole film which is a way to make fun of me and that's that

that's the way he would look at it like they're all in on it yeah Waldberg, that big fake penis at the end. That's actually my dick. Oh, they modeled it on mine.

Oh, how dare they? So let's get into the juicy stuff here. Okay. So after the meeting with Pacino, they go home, guess who lives next door? Sharon Tay? And Roman Polanski.

Now, how do you feel? Like, I feel like the way Sharon Tate is handled and this is very good. She's almost angelic in the film. Yeah. Like, she's given people, like, she's given rides to hitchhikers

stuff like that. She's like dancing all the time. She's just like full of life. Yeah. Now, Polanski, we don't see much because he was gone for most of this. Yeah. Plus, you've got to be very careful of not betraying Polanski in a favorable light, especially after, I'm sure you're familiar with the Tarantino interview on Howard Stern. Oh, am I familiar with that? Am I ever? I told him to say that. Ah, this guy with the lead pipe, he, uh, let me know what to say. What did he say exactly on Stern? Basically, he's, I, you know, this isn't verbatial. him but um it was something along the lines of hey man it was a hollywood party she was doing drugs

she was 13 yeah but what was she doing there she knew what she was getting into that was basically the crux of it like that was the someone else also around that time their point was was a bill marr it was someone uh their whole point was he's only got in trouble because it was anal really yeah if you have missionary sex with 13 year olds if he's 69ed her they would have put him on the cover of time magazine you can't say nothing it's a loophole weird that was his was that like a joke

or was he being serious it was maybe he's a joke but even like as a joke you're kind of like hmm I don't see I don't like

Bill Maher personally I find him very like condescending and arrogant and I don't I used to like him as a kid yeah that's when you're supposed

to like him yeah well I see like you know sure yeah okay maybe I do agree with some of the stuff he says but I just don't like

him or how he says it and he's so smug and like he can't laugh at himself, he takes himself so seriously. He's a weirdo. Yeah, I'm not a fan. Apparently he just basically doesn't do anything. He just kind of like goes to his house from the studio and then

this smokes weed. Nice. You know what? It would be funny now. It makes me like him a bit more. You all be funny. You know the way like Britney Spears's dad? He just loves controlling people. Yeah. What if we switched it? Okay. We put Bill Maher in a blonde wig. We drug him up, okay? So he's all

I'm all hopped up on goofballs. Yeah, so he's all like, oh, am I? Okay, we just... Oh, the ludes are kicking in. Yeah, yeah. And then we switch them out. Yeah.

So then Britney Spears can host real time with Bill Maher. I'd be better because you won't say the N-word as much. Oh, well, you don't know that. Maybe there's a reason why Britney's dad has to keep a tight leash on her. Oh, maybe. I'm telling you, they're all a bunch of... No. She's finally free.

My chance to shine. They're a pack of... But it would be fun You see, you know, Bill Mard is getting abused Yes, it would be, I agree That would be very funny Yeah, just, you know But he has to dance

In any context He has to dance in a little bikini Yeah, he's got the little schoolgirl outfit on New rule Hit me baby one more time And you actually get to hit him Yeah Yeah

So anyway, Polanskin this now Yeah You don't, he doesn't get shown a lot He's not shown He's dressed like all Austin Powers Yes he is but I suppose it's actually the opposite

that was the fashion back then it was the right thing It was a trailblazer I do kind of wish Maybe it was too late But I feel like if this film was in production now Tarantino would have to do some kind of scene Of him being a creep

Or like a, or him like falling over You know something just to like Just to show him in a negative light Or basically for Tarantino to say I know he's a bad guy I'm not he just I can't do this story and not show him, but I'm letting everybody know

that I know he's a creep. Because the rumor is he used to, the rumor now is he used to hit her. Polansky beat Sharon Tia. Yeah, yeah. Where are you getting that from? The Joe Rogan experience. Ah, okay. Actually, it's a very good episode. I forget the name now. There's a guy who he did a whole

book about Manson and the CIA. Oh, yeah, that guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he said that the rumor is he used to beat Sharon Tate. Right. Oh, there's a rumor now. I don't want to speak ill of Polanski You know

That's the last thing he needs He's got enough troubles The only way that would work Is he speak ill about him Okay I talk shit And he comes over to Ireland Right And then he gets arrested

And I'm like yeah It was all part of the plan I would have got away with it too If it was not for these A sneaky podcasters Now we'll see who it is Old man Polanski We should have known

I fucked her in the ass What? You've got her in the age Zoinks Or whatever the fuck Shaggy said I don't know Yeah It's zonks yeah

You don't forget that But But um But right But um Sorry Yeah So anyway

He used to hit her And apparently Again This is what the guy And Joe Rogan said Okay Is after the murder The

Found a tape Okay That Polansky Had filmed Of Sharon Getting fucked by other guys really yeah now apparently the police were like well it's not really evidence it's not yeah you want to kick him when he's down you know he's i mean that's not necessarily like swingers and

yeah yeah yeah yeah they were just coming out of the i mean this is the 60s right it's the swinging 60s yeah it didn't specify that was anyway like bad yeah wasn't like he was like you know better do this yeah yeah or else you know uh or also get my friend marilyn manson after um so there was a tape of her i said i said i said Marilyn Manson said Charles Manson. No, I meant that. You meant that? Yeah, yeah. I wasn't a mistake.

No, I wasn't a mistake. Yeah, I was like, I got a time machine. He's going to come back. He's wearing crazy makeup. And they still blame him for Columbine. Even though it doesn't happen for 30 years. I want to start that conspiracy where it's like, you know who killed Charantate?

Charles Manson was influenced by the music of Marlon Manson. Hey, Charlie, you know that new sound you're looking for? Well, listen to this Okay, look, we're getting silly here Yeah, we are, yeah Let's get back to the actual film All I'm saying is They don't really touch too much

On the, you know, the future of Charles of Polansky Okay They kind of, he's just a character there And in actual real life He was in London for most of this Yeah, exactly So we very, we only see them

When they move into the house And then the Playboy Mansion The Playboy Mansion And then that's pretty much it That was actually filmed in the Playboy Mansion Is that right? After a Heft died? Yes.

apparently it's just the neighbor bought it you've heard the story haven't you no the neighbor bought it and heff was like please just let me live here till I die really and he was like okay because I feel sorry for you so Tarantino went to the neighbor like can we film here and apparently the neighbor was

like not interested at all he was like yeah do what you want I don't care yeah apparently the neighbor is just some rich guy probably like some guy he invested in like some hedge fund manager some shit hedge fund and then like he also own stock in Apple. I'm just making this up now. He's probably a guy like he owns stock and Apple and that's like number seven on his list of

investments. Right, okay. Yeah, he probably got sticks and Halliburton and shit like that. He probably owns like some kind of water supply system and he's just waiting. Yes. Yeah. Okay. So anyway, they filmed it there. It would be funny now if they took a chance and

actually like got like, you know like if they got Samuel Jackson to play Polanski. Yeah. Just like to have a bit of fun with it. That would have been good, not. That is a tasty 13-year-old. That's Bill Cosby. Oh, yeah, it is. Yeah, yeah.

Well, no, I was doing the Pulp Fiction that is a tasty burger. Oh, yes. That is a tasty. It is Bill Cosby. I'm sorry. But because you're doing dialogue from Pulp Fiction, you can't get me. Even Samuel Jackson's like, it doesn't sound like me, but. Yeah.

On a technicality, it's an impression. Yeah. I apologize to Samuel L. Jackson and Bill Cosby. Anyway. Yeah. As it goes along, they kind of, the storylines diverge a bit. Right. So we, the way it goes, okay, is Brad Pitt goes off, meets the hippie girl.

Yes. Go to the, uh, let's talk about this first. Okay. He meets the hippie girl played by, uh, Margaret Quigley, I think her name is. Margaret Qualey. Yeah, Qualey, yeah, and guess who got inside there? Pete Davidson. Pete Davidson.

My man. Of course. Of course. Pete did, he like a little fucking. We got that big dick. Yeah. Everybody knows he is, uh, yeah, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he. He hangs down.

That dick is like a heat seeker, and it's just like... Just going at every single actress. Yeah. Well, I mean... That little slut Pete Davidson. Word spreads. We should slut shame him. We should.

You smelly whore, Pete Davidson. I would definitely suck off Pete Davidson. Oh, if I had to, yeah. Like, yeah. Just bring a lead pipe. It's like, you are in for it tonight, baby. I was laughing at the idea of, like, you know, Pete Davidson gets hired by S&L, and he has to teach Lorne how to get chicks.

Pete, please, your charisma is just intoxicating. How do you do it? Well, borderline personality disorder because my dad's dead. Yeah, Lauren is like so amazed by this. He's like, I wish my dad was dead. I wish my dad died in 9-11. My dad just some dumb Canadian.

Yeah, yeah. And then they go on double dates together, and Lauren's like, I'm freaking out now. Just take a hit off the love pipe, man. Well, I'm not really a fan of mind-altering sub. instances, but okay. Lauren pulls a white.

Okay, now we're getting silly again. So anyway, what do you think about the scene? Because some people are a little bit mixed on this scene of Brad Pick going to the ranch and meeting all the hippies. What do you think of the scene? I mean, I liked it. I mean, like, it didn't like what people are saying that it was... Inconsequential.

Okay. Well, everybody, like, the first thing I heard about this movie when it was getting made is Like, it features the Marilyn Manson, Sharon Tate murders. So knowing that going in, that that's like a big integral thing to the plot, I think it makes sense or stands to reason that you would see Spawn Ranch, the Manson family, how these people lived. Because it's very interesting, and maybe not a lot of people know about it. So it's like that whole thing with the old man who owned that ranch and they banged them

and that's why he let them stay there. That's true. Like, that's a real thing. Yeah. So I think I like that. scene. I like it. I think if you

didn't know, because I watched this film in America with people who had no idea who Charles Manson. I watched it when people were so young, they don't know Charles Manson or Marilyn Manson.

That makes me sad. They're very young, okay? Way too young. Oh, if I got caught. I had to, I transported them over estate lines as well.

So they get you on human trafficking? Yeah, yeah. So I watch, they were very young. And afterwards, I had to explain the whole film to them.

You had to actually had to explain in the concept of cinema. You've never seen anything that wasn't on a phone. They didn't know what a Brad Pitt was. So I actually like the film that they don't explain anything.

There's no text to the start going like, you know, 1969. You know, the golden age is almost dead. Yeah. There's none of that. You just have to figure it out yourself. So they were very confused when they walked out with that film.

Okay. Yeah, see, that's the thing. Anybody... And they didn't get why the rant, they were like, verbatim, they were like, what was the other ranch? Right, okay.

it's not like afterwards you go like oh yeah no well that's the thing because i know because i know the story of charles manson the tape murders all that stuff like if you went in and saw that film not knowing any of that stuff that's a very interesting but i could imagine frustrating um point of you because you'd be so out of the loop i'd be very i'd be interested to talk to somebody who didn't know about any of that stuff and just asked them well what did you think was happening then yeah if you didn't know any of the well when i talked to them they all said they talked to thought they were going to attack him right there right so i think that's why they're blue bald because then he just drives away it is a very tense scene but then there's even um

there's the bit where the dude slashes his tires and then he fucks him up yeah yeah well again they were all like oh something but they're all going to attack him now it's going to be like fucking the walking dead yeah and it didn't and i like that but i see where other people would be like if didn't know the history just be like oh what and also you you also you're kind of expecting like charles to show up yeah that's true we don't really see him a lot either. Have you seen the deleted scenes with Charles? No. Not that much

substance either. The biggest thing they cut out is you know when he goes to see the house and he's talking to because he's actually looking for like the guy from the beach boys who used to live there, right? That's where he goes. He's going to the house and he's kind of like, is anyone

here? I'm not a murderer like that. Okay. In the deleted scenes, Brad Pitt sees him on the roof. Oh, okay. He goes, Wollabootabuta, boota. Charles Manson does? Yeah.

Okay. To Brad Pitt. Yeah, yeah. And then it smiles and walks away. Right. And Brad Pitt, like, puts his shirt back on and takes it off again. Yeah. Nice.

Nice. And then again. In my version, I've just looped it. It's like Stanley Kubrick makes him do 400 takes. Do you ever hear of a 24-hour cycle? No. It's a film. It's an art project where they slowed down the film cycle.

so it lasts 24 hours Okay Yeah And I did that But just the scene In him taking his shirt off And they're like Is this an art project

Shut up Yeah For art Yes it is Yeah Have you met my lead pipe Yeah Called Lucille

You got some explain You got some explain You do So this scene I liked it a lot It's fun to see Bruce Dern in anything Yeah

Still kick And what age to say you know He is Very old 90s? He's at that age now where people even ask the age

He's like He's old He's fucking old old He's like Kirk Douglas old Not that bad He's still like But he's in that territory

Of like nobody even He's just old He's on the edge Like Kirk Douglas Near the end Was gone He was proper gone He was just a bean

In a wheelchair Stage where Brittany was like Geez you're gone You need Free Kirk Douglas But no Bruce Stern's still Pretty lucid

Pretty with it He was being a few films Recently He was in peanut butter Falcon as well with Shia La Booth yeah again playing the old guy

he doesn't really have much range now he wasn't playing the guy down syndrome although that was what he read for initially

he wasn't playing Jake the snake but yeah Bruce Stern is still that with it Kirk Douglas near the end it was so sad he was very

he was gone like yeah he was on Bill Maher's show actually bring it back to Bill Maher and Bill Maher was like I love

Spartacus what do you think of Spartacus now looking back on it you think it's a reflective of her times he's like

do that make the dark dark go away I want to do black face it's black face he just stop his feet so eventually someone does black face just to stop him crying

just gives them some shoe polish to play with Michael's like okay I'll do it for you but don't anyone catch me to the ranch. Yes. Now, while this is going on,

we get to see the Caprio scene. This is where DeCapio shines. He does the Lancaster scene. Yeah. He does a take. He fucks up. Yeah.

He goes into the trailer. He has a bit of a breakdown. And then comes back even stronger than ever. Fucking nails it. I love that scene. I think genuinely might be my favorite scene of the whole movie.

Because, like, he gives the performance. He fucking nails it. Everyone's like, wow, that was great. And then he gets so emotional and starts crying. And just, it was, like, such, such good acting. Like, he was so fucking good. And it feels like everybody just focused on Brad Pitt's performance. I was very surprised, like, nobody is talking about how good DiCaprio was in that film.

It's, it's kind of upsetting, like, but anyway. He is one of those things that, it's almost like a magician. If you do it right, it looks simple. See, it's the same thing with Django, which, no, Tarantino film, like, he shines so fucking bright in that. No, I would say he's way better than Django. but he's great in Django as well. I'm not talking bad about him in Django. I'm just saying like this is,

I feel like this is better. It's a more like measured real human performance. Where in Django, he's having fun. He's like a cartoon villain almost. He gets to talk about black people's skulls. Yeah. He's having a time of his life. And boy, does he, I mean, he makes some valid points.

I mean, we'll do a whole other episode on that. Oh, I've got no. Phrenology, baby. Would it be weird if we just did a whole phrenology episode and then just acted like, oh no, we're just chatting about it. the views expressed in this episode are not our own because it's funny

it's too big because we've got a little bit of clout now and people kind of think like oh these guys are liberal and they're not racist and then we're like well hang on your hats hold my beer

you can tell a lot by the skull shape I really I want to do this though I really want to do a phrenology episode we should I actually have notes about FGM what's FGM

It's female genital mutilation. Okay, that's not as fun. It's not, yeah. No, it's not as, it's not as. Phrenology is just so ridiculous and obviously not real, whereas genital mutilation does happen and it's very sad. You know what? I'm going to create a poll on a Facebook page. What do you want to see?

Phrenology, yay or nay. No context. They don't know what we mean. Oh, do it. Yeah. What are we out here? We're doing well now. Okay.

We're speeding along. Let's go. Let's go. And we've got loads more to go. Just be true So yeah I love the scene Of him doing Lancer

And I think it's a good choice The fact that When we see the scene Yeah We're not seen as like an old timey program No yeah We're actually seeing You know

It's shot and like Did he shoot it in 70 mill? No No he didn't It shot like the rest of the movie Okay And I feel like that's good Because if they shot it like

We're watching It through an old camera Let's say Yeah The whole time you're thinking like Oh it's all the rest of the movie timey. So it kind of, you're a little more detached from the performance.

But they're trying to capture, I think, the feeling you'd have you were actually in that time. Yeah. If you're in the 60s watch this on TV, you'd be like, oh, it's old time. You'd be like, this is a great actor. Yeah, yeah, because to them it was an old timey. Like, the way they watch TV then is how we watch TV. Now, they don't know anything, you know,

different or that's what they're, that's what they think TV looks like. So they're totally invested in the performances and the story and what have you. And yeah, I was invested as well. I love the if they ever were like look for fun we're going to do like a half hour special just a half hour Lancer special

I'd be like yep I want to watch that that's yeah the little girl was great as well yeah who is she was that her first movie an unknown and I'm so glad she's acting in the post me too error yeah oh cause oh if this was in 90s oh you know you all aboard like a drop of blood in the water

and all the sharks come like yeah she'd be like remember Poultergeist yeah on the set of Jeopardy Yeah, Jesus, yeah You hear that story? Oh, I have, yeah. That's a grim one.

We're not gonna, I'm not gonna go on to it. Let's just say that little girl got her anus ruptured and they're like, it's perfectly normal. We'll leave it at that. Yeah, and then everyone's like, that's normal. Yeah.

She probably ate some bad Mexican food. That's what happens. She had some Chipotle and, uh, yeah. I'm just saying, okay, I'm glad that, I mean, it's probably still dangerous in Hollywood. Yeah. But I'm glad that we're a little bit more.

There's more awareness on it now. And there's definitely more of a platform for people to come forward. worried about these experiences? Because that little girl is... Hopefully. That little girl is bait. She's a Shirley Temple level.

Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah. She, another age that would be Judy Garter. She would be hooked on pain killers already. Yeah, yeah. They're giving her speed just to keep her awake

for 18-hour takes. Her and Tarantino are doing lines together. And Tarantino's like, wow, you are way too hyper. I can't keep up with this bitch. She's wild. So let's see your feet. No.

Let's just skip a bit. Okay. But we'll say, She is great in this, though. Yeah. Great performance. But anyway, all right, move along.

I do, I do kind of wish with Tarantino, with everything else, when he's indulgent, I'm like, yeah, I don't care like this. With defeat,

it's just too easy a joke now. Yeah, and it's, he doesn't, he doesn't disappoint in this movie. There are several feet. It's too much. He's kind of leaning into it now.

He has to be aware of the fact that it's a joke or, basically it's at meme level now, you know? Like Brad Pitt joked about it when he won an award, not the Oscars, but some other award.

Yeah. I want to thank the academy and I want to thank all the feet that were in the movie. It's that level of a joke now and it just takes me out. Like literally she's in the cinema

Margo Robbie. The feet are up. She puts her feet up on the chair in front of her and their bare feet. She took her shoes off. Let's say if I had like a elbow fetish. Yeah.

And every single film I made had like a girl put on whipped cream on their elbows. People like, this is a weird choice, Brian. Yeah, yeah. For your holidays. cost drama Just the girl in the red dress

Withed cream on her elbows I do my version of like The 1916 Rising And I know everyone like Just put him whipped cream on it As they're saying I've got to feed the British Like

On the elbow Michael Collins is licking it off All right Yeah Go on let's go No No you're staying with this I'm just thinking about

I might have to go into the bathroom So we skip then Okay so things are going well for the guys and they're like fuck it's go to italy right so we skip we go and we see them

doing an Italian Italian movie what the clips are very fun to watch it's kind of like a little montage sequence isn't it yeah of them doing all like yeah the only good gringo

the dead gringo yeah and then he meets that Italian actress and they get married and yeah DiCaprio I mean DiCapio yeah and they kind of come to an agreement

on the way home that listen Rick Dalton's like Look I'm married now I don't need the big house I'm going to move out And you know Hopefully get something

In pilot season But I'm kind of done I don't need a go for I don't need a white hand man Yeah okay So he's basically like This is the end of the road For Cliff and

Rick Dalton Yeah yeah Cliff Booth And they're like Look let's have one final blow out Yeah Let's get the drinks in Let's get a little silly

So they go out together Yeah They're like who knows what will happen you know maybe something exciting maybe a maybe a mass murder will do something interesting who knows yeah actually one thing we forgot to mention uh when brad pitt met that a hippie girl she sold him a cigarette laced with lsd yes so uh then that's the smoking gun yes yes yeah the mcuffin as it were yeah yeah so they're gonna have one final big party and this is the night of the killings yes in real life in real life it's that date and we do see like members of the uh manson

family kind of sitting in a car talking about we're going to fucking kill these pigs so before that we see Sharon Tate and them this is all based on real fact the restaurant they actually went to you know they also had a night out yeah girl's night out yeah yeah she's heavily

pregnant at the time heavily pregnant yeah it's weird it just during this scene starts a voice over which hadn't happened at any well no it did it did a bit didn't at the start maybe one little bit is it Paul left Tompkins oh no god no I wouldn't let him.

Who does the voiceover? It's a fucking, oh, why am I so dumb? He's actually in the film. Okay. He's in the film. Who is he in the film?

Fucking, he did work with John Carpenter. He, he's in escape from New York, escape from El. Oh, Kurt Russell? Kurt Russell. He's not right.

Yeah, he's not right. Yeah, so he's in the film. I don't know why. I could have sworn it was Paul F. Tompkins. I was from Bull Jack Horseman. Yeah, well, he is not in. there and I'm happy. Okay.

You're not a fan? Oh no, I am. It's just like, you know, it's just not the... I mean, because in my head now, it's like you're taking away the job from... From Kurt Russell. Yeah, and I'm... Stay away. Yeah.

Yeah, Kurt Russell needs this. Kurt Russell is not in BoJack, okay? He needs to keep Goldie Hawn in, you know, Plastic surgery. Well, their kid now is actually, he's got their son. Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell's son is now an actor. He was in, um, he's been a few things. He was in 22 Jump Street. Oh, really?

He played like that big jock guy. Chan and Tatum is friends with. I can see that. Yeah. I can see that. So he's in a few things. Anyway. Actually,

and Michael Madsen is in this as well, a very brief clip. Yeah, who is he again? He's in the bounty law clip. That's what it is. I think he's literally a guy going like, heyo, hello there.

I think Madsen definitely has some dirt on Tarantino. Do you know what I mean? I think it's more just like, let's be honest. Madsen's not like, he's not in like a Marvel universe film, you know?

No, no, I know. And it's just like... That's what I mean, though. Like, his career is pretty much done except for that every few years he pops up in a Tarantino film. Apparently he's a great hang though. Everything you heard about him was like

you want this guy on Night Owl. How good, he's fucking incredible in Reservoir Dogs. Yeah, yeah. I love Michael Madsen. I'll just say that. But I think the reason why he's not bigger is the fact that he's a good hang.

You know what I mean? He's too much of a... Well, I heard he did get arrested for beating his wife, so... That's what I mean. Good hang. This guy knows how to party. Yeah, if you want a guy to come to a house party

and, you know, do his party trick. all right yeah yeah so they're back now they're partying they're back in the gaff they're back in the gaff they're back in the gaff after the party okay

yeah you know you can see the mindset where Rick is like I'm making drinks and he's got the blender and he's sticking ice and

making cocktails margaritas yeah and Cliff Boot is like look I got this magic duby an LSD list cigarette yeah yeah

and he's like perfect time to smoke he's going to smoke He's going to smoke it and walk the dog. He takes the dog for a walk. Now the dog is great in this. Yeah, the dog's, what's the dog called again? I can't remember.

I can't remember either. He's a good dog, though. It's a great, one of the best movie dogs ever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like this dog... Fuck you, Lassie. This dog could rip Lassie's head off. Fuck you, Air Bud.

Yeah, we're calling out all the big dogs. Yeah, yeah. Imagine if to film AirBuds, okay. Yeah. Isn't them playing basketball? Yeah, the dog joins a basketball team. And they're like, there's nothing the rules against it. Yeah, pretty much.

Imagine if the rival team were like, don't worry. And just the dog comes in and just rips their fucking trots There's blood everywhere Yeah So then as you're saying the hippies are there Right One of them runs away A nice little comedic scene

Okay yeah she's like I'm gonna just go get something from the car And she fucks off Yeah These are the hippies by the way The Manson family hippies That are going to carry out murders Yeah

Yeah Tex and Yeah Tex Walker is not his name And what was the girl The mad bitch I can't remember now I'm a little disappointed that Lena Dunham wasn't part of the group

that gets murdered Yeah She's just annoying though There's definitely Pulled some strings Because Kevin Smith's daughter's In there as well

Is that right? Yeah She's one in the group Not in the end scene She's in the Spawn Ranch scene Yeah And you see her

Especially in the scene At the beginning Where they're just Taking out garbage Stuff like that Okay Yeah Yeah

She's another one That could Oh no I don't mind her Really I feel sorry for her Because her dad's Kevin Smith

You know She walks into the kitchen He's reading a comic book crying It's so beautiful How embarrassing would that be Just like your dad I mean you talk about Tarantino being the ultimate man child

I would argue Kevin Smith is way worse To Tarantino You're right, you're right yeah You're right he's just in that fucking hockey jersey Hockey jersey and baseball cap Just smell stinks of weed Recovering from his heart attack

Because he's in his 50s now It's just like fucking put on a suit or something and you're right to crying he just every single like he just cries about like Marvel movies and all it's like what are you like a nine year old

not even ones that like other fans would like yeah like At Man and the Wasp yeah he's like it was so beautiful because Ant Man the Wasp came together and we all need to come together if black people and white people

could be like Ant Man the Wasp and just shrink down that would solve all our problems Yeah, and she, fucking, fucking Harley Quinn. That's her name, by the way, Harley Quinn Smith. That's fucking so stupid. Yeah. Fuck you.

Do you imagine just how embarrassed? Fuck you, Kevin Smith. I bet she just wished, like, I would have so much respect for her if she was like, you know what? I have to go, maybe I just, like, fiddle with the gas knob a little bit. Yeah, yeah. Just let Kevin Smith die. And, yeah, it would be for the best.

It would, yeah. Like putting a horse down, you know? Yeah, and bury Jason Mews alive with him in the coffin. Like a pharaoh. then he would be silent bob he's just dead hey hey oh jason you still doing that nooch nudge smoking weed smoking as they're dumping the dirt on them yeah yeah he's been buried alive anyway look here we're near to the end we're near the end both of the podcast and the

film yes so they're about to go into sharon tate's house okay but then rick dalton comes out he was like you fucking hippies yeah because they're like uh in the driveway and their car engines real loud and Rick Dalton goes out you fucking hippies get the fuck out of here stop making noise this is a quiet street and I'm sick of you freaks beat it so then they're like you know what forget the race

war angle let's it turns in because they're look their hippies aren't LSD yeah they're all drugged up they'll immediately like go like oh what are we here for oh yeah he's on TV let's go kill that guy he's on TV promoting violence and we're going to kill him that's violence

and they're like whoa man It's like a commentary on society, man. Yeah, yeah. But even the way they do that in the scene, it's very clearly for comedic and tongue and cheek. Oh, yeah. You know, it's a parody of that sort of 60s hippie ideology where they thought every great idea they had on drugs.

They were geniuses and philosophers. So then we get to the best part of film. They come into the house. Brad Pitt's in the house. He is... Tripping balls. Feeling the effects. Yes, yes.

And they do a very good... Even the way, like, you know, he turns on the life. And he's like, whoa. Yeah, yeah. That was great. He's very, very good, like, kind of drugged up acting. Yeah. Not, like, ridiculous over the top.

He's just like, oh, boy. You ever see, like, in movies sometimes where it's obviously, they don't know what drugs are? Yeah, yeah. And, like, you know, they, like, smoke it. Like, an eyes wide shot when Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman smoke a joint. And then they're just, like, so, like, it's the most hacky, weird over the top. But I have to think because it's Kubrick, it's meant to be. I feel like that was a joke on the actors.

It's like a whole hyper-realistic dream thing. I'm talking about in other movies I've seen, like in sitcoms, like they smoke one dupe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the next scene, they're like, you know, running around the car park being like, well, I'm a fairy, I'm a fairy. You're like, hmm, it's not really. That's not what happens. You just, you watch the Simpsons, you eat some pizza, you have a wank and go to sleep. That's the life of a druggie.

Yeah, a lot of life. Speaking from experience, that was literally. how I went to bed last night anyway and what a life it is I was all so drunk I'll put that in there too it just gets better

and better I'm having a lot of problems Brian I'm like are you Hugh Hefner oh my God it's motley crew yeah

they're right of film about you the dirt the dirt part too just me on my bed I've seen this video too many times anyway

yeah you like just when you come you have to like your heart flutters that's not a good I have to go on a ventilator right after coming. Yeah, yeah. So, like, so the hippies come in.

Right. Brad Pitt, you're like, oh, no, what's going to happen? Brad Pitt sets the dog on him. And then we have a beautiful scene of violence. Horrific, grotesque, over the top and hilarious violence. It was. It's so funny. It's great.

I've never had more fun in a cinema that I can remember in such a while. I was like, yes, like those tears coming down from my eyes. I was laughing. Like Kevin Smith. Yeah, yeah. But in happiness. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like,

this is fucking amazing. I love, it's great. It's one of those scenes, I was actually looking at other people being like, can you what the fuck? Yeah, and everyone else was like, what's wrong with you?

Now, see, I had a different experience because in the cinema, I saw everybody, we were all breaking our shit laughing. Yeah. The whole cinema were just in stitches and hysterics.

It was fucking great. It's such a release. It's really is, yeah, because everybody is expecting a horrific murder and then he does show horrific murder but in a ridiculous over the top cartoonish way

and it's very funny as well it's cartoonish but it's so well done fact that like the dog food not only just breaks the nose it looks like it actually makes an indent in the skull it like proper like her nose is proper hanging off her face after that and then just like the close up

like hard cut scenes of him smashing her face into different surfaces look I mean there are three or four different services so funny so well done it makes such such an indent into the head and look let's be honest guys okay for the fellas okay

hey guys yeah tell your chick to beat it leave the rooms sweetheart yeah this is just for the boys it's for the bro dogs the bros with a Z okay yeah yeah sometimes it's good to see

you know what I'm saying alright let's move on sometimes you just got to see it what a release if that scene hadn't have happened you would have hit a woman that night. I'm just saying

I think that helped a lot of people. Saved a lot of lives that night. Oh my God. Helped a lot of marriages. There's like an unhappy guy

in a marriage and he was like you know what? I'm not going to get the dog. I was going to train a dog to bite women's necks and now I'm like ah, I feel chill now.

I'll get a cat instead. But like it's like people can complain about violence but you're completely right. These people would have killed a pregnant woman they're based on real people

who literally murdered a pregnant woman in cold blood. Yeah. Fuck them like. So you can watch this and not be like Is this problematic? Well people did make that argument that it was problematic that it's glorifying violence against women for comedic purposes. Blah, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like

good. Yeah. And we just hit stop right there. The end. Yeah, yeah. But you know, like it's anyone with any kind of sense will realize what they're doing. And also it's not like if Eli Roth directed this, like that scene of violence would have been like them torturing

it would have been yeah just real long drawn out torture porn it would have been Brad Pitt and DeCaprio would be like let's torture this bitch for 10 minutes you know and Eli Roth is so dumb he's like yeah it's cool because I'm allowed to do it yeah it's not really the same Eli oh well actually the funniest part so all this massacre and violence has happened in the house and then but the entire time Rick Dalton

DiCaprio is just out in the pool kind of floating on his inflatable chair listening to some music or something. And then one, the main girl, she gets thrown out through the window into the pool and he's like, what the fuck? He freaks out. So she's in the pool, blood everywhere, going crazy. He

walks off screen. He's gone for like two seconds, three seconds. There's a wide shot and comes back into frame with a massive fucking flamethrower. At that moment, the entire cinema just erupted with laughter. It was incredible. So good. It was the comedic

timing of the whole thing. It was perfect. flawless. That whole bit there is like there's not a single shot wrong with this. Just even the way like one of the women like gets back up and she's like like

she's like almost like a puppet she's like shaking weird. She's just insane. Yeah, yeah. It's glorious. It literally is like probably the best thing has ever happened in my life. It's the only reason

I'm still here. I was going to end it all that night until I saw that. I can't think of like a better moment. moment in your entire life really I like look there's good moments in my life

sure but I didn't have a flame thrower no hey who could argue with that logic that's you make a very good point I think of like you know romantic moments in my life stuff like dancing that would have been better if you had a flame thrower just saying it would have been the cherry on top

I wouldn't have flame throw with her I wouldn't be good if like just to have it there and you know what would be cool actually if I could just flame throw someone yeah and be like oh they were murderers they were going to murder a pregnant woman, so it's okay. You're going to murder Sharon Tate.

You're in Balin. We're going to murder Sharon Tate. Yeah, so the film ends then. Yeah. Now, I'll be honest, I was kind of half surprised when it ended there. I thought, like,

you know, Charles wouldn't show up or something. Yeah. But I'm actually respect the fact that it ends there. It just ends there. Brad Pitt goes to the hospital. But he's okay. But he's okay. All the bad guys are dead. And then Rick Dalton. is just like oh what a crazy night and then the neighbors

it's Emil Hirsch who's like playing some guy that was friends with Sharon Tade and they're like whoa what happened over there and DeCabry was like a bunch of crazy hippies broke in and I burned them with a flamethrower it's like well that sounds like a good time want to come in for some coffee

yeah that's let's chat about it and then Sharon Tate's like hey is that Rick Dalton bring him on up here and it's a happy ending for Rick Dalton it's a real fair neighbors. Sharon Tate is alive. Her baby is going to be born. Palanski

is not going to rape a 13 year old. You're right. You're right. Because of this, well Well, no, probably. Let's be honest. Polanski probably will have done worse. Yeah, it's true. Thank you, Charles Manson. You saved us all. Maybe Manson got a glimpse of the future.

You know, you deserve this. Forget Helter, Skelter. Forget the race war. Now it's Polanski. I'm after. So, that is the film. That's the movie. do like it. I really love how, I know he had, he talked to the family a lot.

Tarantino talked to the Sharon Tate family a lot. I think this is an excellent tribute to her. Yeah. Yeah. Because it just, as you said, shows her in a wonderful light, full of life, energy, kind, warm-hearted and then you don't see her get brutally murdered, because that's what everybody was expecting.

So it is a nice, like, relief. Like, oh, she lives. She doesn't Yeah, you could do, like, you know, they come in and then she beats them up because of girl power and all that. Right, right, right. But it would almost feel a bit too...

A little too cartoonish and a little bit like, we all know this didn't actually happen like this. Yeah. Almost like, for an older like, if you had like Abraham Lincoln beaten up John Wilkes' boots. Sure, yeah. It's like, yeah, it's the past. Right. This is... A lot of

family members are still alive. It's like a little bit... Yeah, that's true. Yeah. Let's just... For Tarantino it's very surprising he did like very delicate. He was, this is definitely his most reserved, mature film. He holds back on a lot of stuff. Obviously, it goes insane at the end, but as you say, it's a great release

because it's been building and building and building. And some have argued that up until that, it was very slow and kind of boring. Personally, I fucking loved it. I thought it was great the whole way through. You know, okay, maybe a few dips. Maybe it's a little longer than it should be, but for the most part, I really did like it.

Well, you definitely, if you wanted to, could cut out stuff but at the end of the day you're like hey sometimes a road trip you're bored for a bit sure yeah you know it can't all be just like you know popcorn action you know sometimes you got to

go with the story but apparently there's a lot more footage I don't think this is going to happen but it was something that was kind of said when the film got released people were like there's so much more footage Tarantina was talked about maybe doing like a taking the movie re-editing it and putting

it out as like a fucking six-part or ten-part series on Netflix. What I've heard is a lot of the footage is not actually like additional, it's not like crazy shit, it's more just like extra dialogue scenes. Right, okay. It's not like just a whole subplot where like Charles buys a helicopter, you know? That's the Airwulf theme. Are you familiar with Airwolf Brian? Not as much as I should be.

No, obviously not. Get out of my bedroom right now. That's the rule. You want to be in this room? you got a no airwolf baby Jan Michael Vincent rocking the shit you bring a girl back and you're like there's a little quiz here

As I'm going down Oh could you please stop that No Chan Michael Vincent You have a can of dog food No So like I like to film a lot

Apparently in the haunting of Sharon Tate Yeah They do the exact opposite and it's It's just a gratuitous brutal murder I haven't I've heard like people talk about this. I've heard a lot of people talk about this is apparently they have their cake and eat it as well

where originally they have them beaten up the people who are breaking into the house. Right. And then it turns out that's a dream sequence. Oh, okay. And then they get brutally murdered. Yeah. And they show it.

And then they show like Sharon Tate's ghost flying away. Are you serious? Yeah, something like that. That is awful. So this makes me appreciate. Fuck you, Lizzie McGuire. This makes me appreciate. Tarantino even more.

Yeah. Before we go, this will be fun now. If you have to rank the Tarantino films. Yes. I know Kill Bill is one film just to make it easier.

Okay. It's not getting in there so don't worry about it. What do you mean? Just rank them like worse to best. Okay. Maybe like... For me, Resort Dogs is his best film. Yeah.

No, well, okay, maybe... I used to say that. I... It's my favorite of his. Yeah. It's my favorite of his. I would say, I think you could argue it's his best.

one. I don't know. It's a tough one. I just love it so much. So it's really up there for me. It's like I can't even be objective about it. You know what I mean? Yeah. I think I think this is probably though you could argue in terms of filmmaking, storytelling, etc. Yeah, could you say this is his best one? I don't know. Oh no, I wouldn't say that. What would you say? I would say pulp. Like no one wants to say pulp. No one wants to say it. So I'd say Pulp slash Jackie Brown would be my two favorites Okay, Jackie Brown

is a great one now but here's the thing it's an adaptation he didn't write it's based on an Elmore Leonard novel I'm not going to take that way from it well I will

I actually wish you'd do more adaptations It'd be good just to be interesting Jackie Brown does a lot of people disregard it it is fucking great though

I rewatched it recently that's why I'm okay and you know what in Glory's bastards is something that every time I watch it I get a little bit more

from it Okay. And maybe it's because that was the first time I'd heard of Tarantino. Oh, really? That was your first, okay. So it's got a special place in my heart. See, for me, Reservoir Dogs, I saw it. Yeah.

I saw it when I was like 14, but it fucking blew me away. Yeah. And that's the thing. It's one of those films that a 14-year-old watch can watch and love. But as you get older, you appreciate it so much more and like how he did so much with so little, do you know what I mean? It's an impressive thing. And you started wearing a suit after that, didn't you?

True, I did. I'm not even messing. I used to have, like, fantasies of, like, walking down the street and slow-mo wearing a suit, sunglasses. I'm pretty sure that film is the reason I smoke cigarettes. If I were to put it down to one thing, it's a Michael Madsen chopping off that guy's ear. God, I just, I wanted a cigarette there and then. You call off your teacher's ear. What? Well, I don't know why. For show and tell. I just take out a razor plane and sunglasses and start playing the music. it's from a film it's culture Philistine troglodyte yeah okay we'll wrap it up there because we're over an hour oh we're over an hour

yeah I think we'll wrap it there let's just say our favorites then no I was gonna say yeah it would be pulp because no one wants to say pulp but it is fucking great I'm saying in terms like how well made it is

and how influential that's true yeah yeah I would say pulp Jackie Brown and then right under that would be reservoir dogs and ghost bastards

then everything else I this is my opinion now I think hateful A is better than Django really yeah

controversial statement to leave it on yeah you really how are you backing that up that's me that's me I just say it

and walk away we don't have time to even go into it that could be a whole episode in and of itself a little teaser there yeah yeah

oh okay you'll be funny if I was like I think hateflay is better than Django and I also think that Israel shouldn't exist and people are like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

He fell in, it's not better than Janko. Jamie Fox did so much. Even the fathers of Zion, he'd be like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, pump the brakes there, buddy. He caught his hand when he was filming that scene. Yeah. Do you know how many times he says the N-word? It's poetry.

Yeah. Okay, well, we'll end it there. It's a great film. Yeah, great film. And I like, I'm going to watch it again. Yeah. I'm going to take some acid, watch it again. Yeah.

yeah, I'm going to take some massive can of dog food and find a woman and have a good old time. But then you come to and it wasn't a woman at all. It's just yourself. I just bashed myself in the face with a can of dog food while I was on LSD. Oh, I'm like Tarantino. I'm Brad Pitt.

Take your shirt off. I take my shirt off. Everyone's like, ah! You're just on a roof. Wearing big worker gloves. Bashing myself in the face with dog food. There's James again. God, he really loves that film.

He really loves it. Well, who could blame him? Who could blame him? Okay. My neighbour's just accepted. That's the end of the show, guys. Thank you. Thanks for listening.

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