Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 74 : Apple Tax and Magdalene Laundries

Episode Date: July 23, 2020

Sponsored by Dragon Dildos

So, James, you've been drinking. I have been drinking, yes. What's that like? That's terrible. But, you know, just makes the hours go a bit quicker. I don't know, yeah. But we were talking about my friend told me about this dildo, because we were talking about it be great if we got sponsored on this show by, like, you know, sex toy companies.

Yes. But I was thinking, like, just like standard run-of-the-mill dildos are a bit too mainstream now. They probably wouldn't want us associated with their brand. Oh, yes, modern dildos now. it's like who cares yeah exactly yeah you know like sometimes you'll be talking to a girl and she's like i've got dildo you know as if like i'm supposed to be interested yeah yeah yeah yeah so on every other fucking dog on the street who cares but my mate was telling me about these new crazy dildos that um i guess like a dragon dildo it's called or something like that where you know you uh used it on

yourself but then it also lays an egg inside you i've seen dildos that are like dragon's tails yeah but I have not seen one that lays an egg inside you again now this is my friend telling me this

when we were drunken stone so it could be bullshit who knows I haven't even looked it up normally when you're

drunken stone you're like man I fucking love you yeah with you it's like man there's dragon dildos we're going to lay an egg

inside you he was telling me about it this isn't just one of my bipolar romantic episodes where I'm like I'm telling you man

there's a dragon dildo egg pussy yeah as he stare in the mirror you're just trying to slap yourself Yeah that's insane I wonder what the egg does It's like a vibrating thing

And you tell me Is women just walking around With vibrating eggs inside them That's right Every woman on the street Has got vibrating love eggs inside them That's a fact Don't like that now

No yeah They're all walking around With a bit of pep in their step You know If people knew about that Like if you went back in time To like 95 95

You went back to 2003 No, no, to the divorce referendum, okay? Okay, right, right, right. Okay, and you told them that? Yeah. Let's be honest, okay, a lot of the men would be like, oh, well, can't let that happen. No, no. And how would they combat it?

I'd just vote no. Vote no? Yeah, yeah. Keep them locked up. Pretty easy, actually. Yeah, yeah. So you've been drinking. I have.

I haven't been drinking that much until two days ago. Okay. I got invited to a house party. A wacky, crazy house party. Yeah, a crazy, not really that crazy at all. It was just us doing coke in the field Love it Yeah

Now I'm going to make up names I'm not going to say the actual real names Okay So let's say Greg No Rick Rick

Yeah okay So let's say I went to Rick's house Okay To Rick's house And it's very weird Because Rick has cool parents Okay They're pretty laid back

What age is Rick? He is just about 30 Okay Yeah But he's got like a younger brother Who's like You know 20 something

two or something like that yeah, yeah, right. And these parents don't see the mind, like, I'm not used to that. Okay, so his parents are pretty cool. I'm almost uncomfortable with that. Right, okay.

Like, I've been in, like, people's houses where, like, they're making, like, sex jokes with the parents, and I'm like, this should be illegal. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, I got you. It's happened to, like, I remember being, like,

a girl's house for dinner once, and she made some, like, a reference to, like, something about sex I think it was something to do with jizz or something like that and like my shoulders went up like I got proper

like I think it probably went red like everyone's like laughing I was like what like fight or flight your cortisol levels just spiked yeah yeah like my monocle fell out I was like oh my word

my egg fell out my vibrating love egg fell out of my ass yeah yeah and I was like does this impress you is this cool enough for you.

Dumb family. Yeah, yeah. So, like... So it's weird to be around kind of parents that are liberal and laid back about like... Yeah, so like we're

even just drinking in the field because we were so much booze this party. Okay. And the parents were hanged with dad was just hanging around. Really? Yeah, chatting.

And there's like coke being sniffed. And was, did he know the coke was happening? I'm not sure. Like, it's kind of like probably an unspoken thing. Well, he did at one stage be like, ah, are you smoking your shrooms,

are you? And they're like, no, dad, we're not. your dad we're doing coke okay you're embarrassing me this was smuggled into the country and a four year old's asshole you know nothing about drugs it had to say it'd be like

you know like your dad's like you're playing your Xbox are you it's PlayStation Dad shut up yeah yeah kids playing with your holoops it's virtual reality old man and we're jerking off fuck you oh can I join in

you're not cool enough do a TikTok dance so we'll shoot you in the knee. Oh, okay. Yeah. It was a very chill coke party.

Okay. Like, it was just us in a field. And a lot of people didn't know as well. And I haven't been to a party in a while, so I'm a bit rusty.

I haven't spoke to people, so. Literally haven't. Apart from you. Yeah, well, that doesn't count. Yeah, really doesn't count because I talk to normal people. I'm like,

uh, uh, don't say anything weird. Yeah. Charim Tate got murdered. Any thoughts on that? Yeah. yeah um so so that girl's head gets smashed in a can of dog food i like that a lot what's your

name yeah so hacking out with me is not good for like uh interpersonal relationships with other people so but like it wasn't really like no it felt like it felt very clicky like everyone's just kind with their groups right kind of like high school and just doing coke sure and the dad is wandering around and i was like oh this is weird and what's so strange is like so It was outside and it was cold and we had like a generator thing giving us heat and that just broke

or just went off and suddenly got really cold and everyone was like time to go into the house okay so we all go into the house and we're just in the kitchen and I'm like the party's still going okay yeah yeah yeah

and they just start to know it was curry the parents did the parents made it in advance so they're giving us all curry I'm like okay just for round two and you're just like what is this ethnic food this wouldn't be allowed

I did not sign up for this no no sex jokes and curry oh my God I'm like, they really are cool parents. They've got ready meals. Oh, everyone know that's a gateway drug. Yeah, yeah. So, like, reading curry, I'm like, okay,

this is get our substances up. So we've been drinking for, like, hours. Right. Going to eat some food here and then, like, round two. Sure, yeah. And then they all go off to bed. What time? What time is this then?

Yeah, okay. Well, in hindsight, yeah, makes sense. But at the time, I was, like, pouring coke out on the table going, like, anyone would have a line with me? And they were like, no. Oh, we're going to... We're having chicken Vindaloo, Brian. Put your coke away.

Like, it's so sad the fact that, like, I'm like, anybody want to do coke of me? I'm basically going, like, I'll give you free coke. Yeah. If you sit around with me for a while. And they're like, we'd rather not do coke. We'd rather go and lie down in the dark. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So funny, the fact, like, you know, cocaine, like, one of the most addictive things in the world? We'd rather not do it than spend time with you bring. And we love cocaine. We've been doing it all night, but... You're the only one with cocaine left. we're heavily addicted we would suck dick for coke

we would not talk to you that's when you brought out the can of dog food I'll change your mind so like everyone goes to bed and I've done lines more lines than them where were the parents

when you were doing lines they're all upstairs they're all upstairs I hope they're doing lots of coke yeah yeah yeah she'll offer the parents some just broke into their room like just kick the door open

they're in bed like you're just nuzzle in between them just sniffs for everyone. Like a little gremlin. Like a dog at the end of the bed. Yeah, yeah. Oh, he's dreaming, he's running. So I'm, so weird.

So I'm in this house. Everyone else has gone to bed. I'm just kind of wandering around the kitchen and just like, like just kind of vibrating. Yeah, and my phone died. Okay. Now, actually, the charger in my bag, I forgot about it. So at the time I was like, okay, I've got no phone.

I need something to entertain me. Sure, yeah. So I go into the sitting room and, um, There is books to read. Boring. So the books on offer are normal people. Oh, right. Okay.

The world's greatest speeches. Okay. Which is a collection of speeches. But they're all in German. Actually, there's no Hitler in it. Oh. Yeah, it's mostly just like Mary Robinson and Martin Luther King. Both equally important cultural figures.

Yeah, well, let's be honest. If you had the chance between, like, which one should have got assassinated by the CIA? you know yeah that would be fun to switch to files and they come after mary robinson yeah yeah yeah i'm like a hero so and then i found they had like a steward lee book oh okay how i escape my certain fate yeah yeah yeah so i just read that but i was too coked up to really like to absorb the information

it was like reading on a roller coaster like it's just not yeah yeah yeah so then like i passed out all right right and i wake up next morning everyone else is outside playing football. Really? Yeah, they're all having fun, they're all like out there eating rashers frolicing in the sun. And I felt like such a fucking gremlin because they're all like having fun. They're like Brian, you okay? Yeah.

Do you want some rashers? I'll get some in a minute. Yeah. Okay. And they're just dying. You're in bits. Oh, they're laughing. They're having fun. They're being physical. Being physical. Oh, playing football. Oh, even even like one of them was just like jumping around.

There was one girl there that was like a proper. She was like, A lot of them were actors. Okay. So you know what actors are like, you know. No, I don't. They avoid me. Sorry, yeah. No, I know what you mean.

Kind of liberal. Yeah, like, hello. A lot of like hand movements. Jazz hands. Yeah, yeah. Like one girl. Make them laugh. Make them laugh.

One girl at a party kept doing like a Russian accent and like dancing. And she like picked me up at one stage. She picked you up. Yeah. Okay. She was a huge girl. Strong, strong woman. Strapping young woman.

Yeah, yeah. Broad shoulders. Oh, yeah. nice child-bearing shoulders so like yeah I actually got sick a tiny bit but I was very proud I only got like the tiniest bit sick where like in the bathroom

no on the sofa on the sofa but it was so small I just like wiped on my shirt flip the cushion no I just wiped on my own shirt oh okay but what a good guest I am I just come out and like look it's on my shirt I did good yeah I'm a big bull

So everyone else I don't actually know, it's funny I was passed down on the couch and Rick's girlfriend was in the bed as well just screaming for sausage rolls Oh really? Yeah, yeah

Bring me sausage rolls Well, she's a writer So she can get away with it like She can get away with it, yeah, yeah, yeah As a white male I get none cisgender scum Yeah, yeah

No sausage roll Actually if I screamed I probably could have Probably could have Or just went over and taken some sausage rolls, I'm sure it would have been fine. Oh, I felt so bad.

So I finally got up in the mother was like, oh, Brian, how about I make a nice little toasted sandwich? And I was like, okay. Yeah, I was like, oh, I'll nibble this, okay? Yeah, yeah. She makes me two of the biggest sandwiches I've ever seen.

Like, the lumps of rash her were like the size of my tongue. Okay. Yeah, they would give you a heart attack straight away. Right. Then she's just sitting there and I'm eating in front of her. I nibble like two bites and I'm like, um, that's lovely. but she's just like finish yourself she's like

have you ever seen the movie happiness with the dad do you ever see that movie no that's too much of a time no no I get which no I need to know now okay all right so there's a scene I jerk off and I let the dog eat to come is that you're saying no no no

there's a scene like he's a suburban family man and his son brings over a friend to like have a sleep over and he makes them all like chocolate milkshakes but laced with sleeping pills and everyone passes out but the kid

his son's friend who he wants to bang isn't there so he makes him a sandwich is like aren't you going to eat your sandwich

Billy yeah and he's just staring at him while he's eating the sandwich and yeah that's probably

what happened and I walked out at house later on the word pedo was written with spray painted and I'm like

what's that mean they're like don't bother your precious little head and I kind of you know what I needed this though

so there was loads the cans down the field and Rick and his brother were like we want to go down and clean up and I was like oh I'll help okay I immediately regretted uh oh really because it wasn't just picking up cans it was also like um because they brought down like furniture chairs and tables and that little horse box down we all did the coke in the horse box oh like uh like a thing it's like a trailer that you transport horses in so that was where the coke was happening okay was it still smelling a horse shit uh you know what who cares who cares when you're

doing coke in a horse box yeah you're winning no if you're doing coke in a horse box can't be like uh excuse me uh is this horse box sanitary yeah yeah so we had to like move all the furniture clean all the furniture and um i was very weak okay a lot

of times had to sit down like I was meant to pick up a chair and just sat down in it okay yeah just not good but it was it was a fun I've still got a lot of coke left over so okay you know and anybody listening Yeah, you want to come hang out with Brian? Literally anybody won't do coke with me?

Anyone at all? Yeah, yeah, that's good. That's good. I'm glad you had fun. It was all right. It was a very sedate kind of party. Sure, yeah. And I kind of wish I'd brought some friends.

People were asking about you. Oh, but me, you say. Yeah, they're saying you should have brought James. What's that big freak that you hang out with? He's still alive, is he? Yeah. They were interested in what you were up to. Okay.

Yeah, and I was bragging. What'd you tell him? Tell him about your job and stuff. Oh, yeah. Be a big city boy making the big books. I can't exaggerate a bit. I'm fucking like Gordon Gecko. Yeah, I was like...

Read is good. Yeah, I kind of said like, you know, you own the Chrysler building. He owns half in New York. Yeah, yeah. He's been on the Lolita Express 11 times. Yeah. And let me tell you, he was active every time. He did more.

and Bill I was like it was like that episode of the twilight zone like where there's just like the gremlin on the wing

you know that was me on the Lolaida Express Clinton was like there's something on the wing ah you're crazy Bill just bang that

14 year old I'm telling you he's out there man that's a bad Bill Clinton but anyway and so before we start

recording I want to talk to you about things happened today. Actually, one happened today and one happened

last week. One bad, one good. Okay. So, bad news, Jack Charlton died.

Yes. Good news. Nicky Minaj pregnant. Oh, okay. Connection? I think so. Do you believe

in reincarnation? The circle of life. Yeah. Wouldn't that be fun if Jack came out? Jack Charlton, yeah, so Nicky Minaj's

baby. Is Jack Charlton? is going to start managing the Irish football team. With the head of a 40-year-old man. He just comes out one of those paddy caps and like a blazer. Yeah, I like it. I like it. I really like, so Jack Charlton did die and I actually don't know much about him at all.

I feel like left out. He was a big hero like in the 90s because he was like managing the Irish football team and brought them to the World Cup and stuff like that. Italian 90. Yeah, Italian 90. I remember I watched that with my granddad and he died halfway through. a role play about it it was a you know

wasn't live you weren't born then was obviously a replay you know I'm so dumb so when he died this shows you how like I think I've become dumber over quarantine because I'm not thinking that much I don't need to think sure

yeah but I literally was like oh Italian 90 let's think now I was born in 95 so I probably would have been 5 when that happened my brain's turned a mush yeah yeah I'm no good to anyone. No, a lot of people are going

full donkey brains during this whole thing. I talk of a new one now. Say mongoose. Yeah, I liked it. So it's like... Yeah, he's gone, you know what it's like? You can call him one and then say goose at the end. You mong! And then five minutes of goose!

Yeah, and then like, ah, can't say nothing. Can't say nothing. Yeah. The special needs teacher is like... Wow, foiled again, rats. Yeah. That's tricky dick for you. So, um, Jack Charlton died, Nikki Minaj pregnant. Now, I found out, so I knew, Nikki Minaj, okay, her boyfriend. Yes.

Has done time for rape. Really? And armed robbery, I think. Wow. Or connection to some kind of murder. So he's, uh, he's like, has a criminal past. Yeah. Okay.

Now, I heard about that before and I just assumed like maybe he, like, statutory, something like that. Right. Oh. Well, this is like hard or, like. Really? He's a bad guy. Okay, Jesus.

Apparently, he was dating Nikki when she was 16. Is he older than her then? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. He was like 22 at the time or something like that. Right, okay. And the legal age in New York is 17. Oh.

Jerry Seinfeld knows that very well. What's the deal of the statutory laws? Jerry Seinfeld has done his research. Yes, he has. So it's interesting that, like, Nikki Minaj, who's like, could have anyone. Yeah. Has gone back to, like, the guy who bankers. there when she was 16.

So what? They broke up and now they broke up and now they broke up when she was 16 I think okay and now like

you know she's got all she probably has got all the dick well yes what's that song Barbie dreams where she just talks

about all the rappers she fucked yeah yeah she probably fucked like you've climbed the highest mountain you fucked every like for

imagine like you fuck like all the NBA you fuck an entire like NBA team basically and then like the best rappers

and after that's like nothing can compete with that so then you're just like you know what I remember being 16 I'm going to go back to the old reliable he might be a rapist but it's an interesting choice especially given his criminal past

she caught any heat for that like barely Annie why are you with this guy can you imagine if I was dating him I could imagine that we'd get the podcast we had cancelled they'd come after us yeah he's such like you know he wears an ankle bracelet still and he's only got allowed to go on the internet

now. So he's like on the sex offender's register and all? He's category two sex offender. I don't know what that means. It's like

it's like hurricanes like Okay. Yeah. He's category two which means he's a probable danger but not like an immediate danger.

Right. Okay. He had to get written permission from the judge to go on the internet. This is only recently. Wow. He wears an ankle monitor. When did he get charged or arrested?

Like when did this all happen? Well he's done time. He's done. like four years for one crime then like eight years for another crime okay right okay so like while he's been in prison nicky's been off doing the work it's pretty sweet actually nicky went off did all the work that's his retirement right there he's just like watching the n tv awards from his prison cell is like yeah big payday coming my way you put one baby nicky minage you're set for life yeah well keep that in mind yeah yeah yeah what do you think i don't think i haven't been trying to

I'm pregnant, Nicky Minaj, it's all I do. You've been doing like a voodoo style. Like a rain dance. Yeah, yeah.

It's like a pussy dance. Hey, uh, so far it's not working but by God you're going to knock you're not going to quit. Um, so

anything you want to talk about? Oh, gosh. No. Don't, don't pass the ball to me, Brian. You're the,

you're the one who steers this ship. Well, I'll tell you what, I'm going to give you a chance, a choice. Okay. So,

some of the topics I've been looking up recently because you know I like to make a few notes and think like oh that's interesting okay so we have Apple oh the tax bill the tax bill so Apple not giving us money and our Irish government's like good good yeah we didn't want that money

no we don't need that money you can talk about that yeah we can talk about Hasbro oh yeah okay I want to talk about that actually yeah okay I got your interest there so this is something I saw did you yeah because you showed me that like just screenshot of that thing.

Yeah. So I saw this in Instagram and I'm like this is obviously there's no way this is real. I get some research and it's like oh this is actually real. So Hasbro, okay, the company that makes

Monopoly and board games kids board games. Yeah, Buccaroo and stuff like that. Buccaroo. Yeah. The funnest games in the world, okay? And Kerplunk as well? Yeah, Kerplunk.

You cannot feel sad playing Karplunk, okay? You bring that into a hospice. Laughter everywhere. okay. It's like Pach Adams. Yes. So it turns out Hasbro, the company that owns all these lovely board games

okay? Yeah, yeah. They were like who should make the pieces? I know the fucking victims of the Magdalene laundries. Yeah, the Magdalene laundries. The women who like had sex out of wedlock once. And then the parents were like, well,

you're going away. Time to basically be a slave. Yeah. Now I heard I thought it's like, oh, it's probably back in the day. Apparently, let me look up exactly. It was from the 80s to 2012. Holy shit. Are you serious? Yeah. They're still Magdalene Laundries in 2012?

Apparently, they're not actually Magdalene Laundries anymore, okay? Yeah. But a lot of these women who grew up in the system, they're not... You can't really be like, okay, we'll learn the code. Do they become nuns or whatever? No, they're just kind of like...

I think they got like just little houses to do things, but they were kind of like, sure if you're in the house you might as well uh do you like kerplunk my uh my mom got sent to one of those really this is a true story now yeah yeah oh i didn't know this i'll tell you this okay so my mom and dad okay uh they were together when they were younger i think like my mom was 17 my dad was 19 or something like that um but they had a kid out of wedlock so my grandparents forced them to they sent my mother away she had to give birth and give the baby away for adoption probably two Americans. No,

some Irish family. I think she got adopted by family in Dublin and raised here. And then years later, I think like maybe 20 years later, something like that, this girl, so yeah, it was a daughter, and she found my mother and made

contact and they established a relationship, got to know each other. Her name's Donna. She's my actual sister, my oldest sister, but I didn't grow up with her. And I've met her and like, you know, she's like in contact with our family. now and stuff that's crazy so yeah it's a it's a wild thing like my mom like sat us all down one night when i was like 14 is like okay i got something pretty wild to tell you yeah were you like

disneyland i'm just there in a mickey mouse hat oh let's go waving a flag is goofy got to be there no i was sent to the magdalen laundries was goofy there did you play a buccaroo uh yeah but no obviously it's a very uh fucked up and tragic yeah that's fucked up because you kind of think like you kind of have this it's easy to be like oh that was in the past that was back when Judy Dentch was a kid like no yeah that was back in the day

but it was so recent yes this is like in the 80s this happened so like the early 80s or mid 80s and it's crazy that like it was just a thing of like oh what happened to her oh she got sent away

well it's for the best yeah exactly like the fact that people were just like oh they're just sending children away to have kids and then force them to put the kids up adoption and then bring them back

as like, did you enjoy your holidays? Yeah, I'm just emotionally scarred and traumatized for the rest of my life. Fucking Catholic Church, man. They really fucked this country good. And not even that, like, they were like, okay, how can we make a bit of money off this? Yeah.

But also the laundries as well. That was their main source of income. Yeah. So what else did they do in the laundries? Okay, so we'll get back to Hasbro in a second. But what else did they do? It was mostly, so this is real now. It was mostly laundries,

probably like production lines that make clothes stuff like that you know basically they did what kids in sweatshops do okay but at least the kids in sweatshops

like at least they're like in a warm climate you know at least the weather's nice at least they weren't in Ireland yeah they're not in County Clare imagine like

imagine like you're in a sweatshop it's in Chum just little Vietnamese children in a sweatshop in Chum imagine that in Vietnamese like whew we really dodged the bullet there

so yeah it was like mostly production stuff like that right uh hasbro was like a bit of color that was like the only kind of fun thing is it not fun but you know what apparently what happened is so the popularity of the washing machine really hurt them okay right right right so then after a while they're like oh I can just wash my clothes I don't need to get some uh

damaged women I don't need to get oh I don't need abused women's do this I can just get a washing machine a washing machine see the washing machine actually hurt the magdinal and and andries in two ways so obviously there's the clothes right but now the washing machines are in the house young women didn't need to go bang and get some strange they just sat on the old washing machine going back and forth oh yeah you know they bust a nut job done it probably affected nun membership as well because all these older nuns were like i sure i'll give it a go immediately after they're wearing like hawaiian shirts they go to like san fernando valley and start making porn they sit on the washing machine one time next minute they're in like the deuce they're like deep throat that's how Linda Lovelace got her start

she sat in a washing machine is like woo yeah party time next stop holly weird Hollywood land okay so how's roamed buckaroo and kerplunk you know what's so crazy I was like this must be like some insane scandal yeah

so if you look this up very few people are talking about this right nobody cares the biggest person talking about this us blind boy talking about it blind by tweet about like twice okay that's the first thing that comes up okay right if you go on hasbro's wikipedia page yeah it's not mentioned there's even a list of controversies and it's not under yeah the controversy like uh when they were making the star wars ties because also make ties right they didn't make a female tie oh that's the big controversy didn't make a lea didn't make ray so for new films they made like fin and poe and didn't make ray

People are like, this is the worst thing Hasbro has ever done. Hasbro are like, yeah, sure. Oh, it sure is. Yeah, yeah. So, Bukaroo. And they were like, you're right, we're going to make that tie. And then they were like, called up the Magdalene Laundries. Like, are you girls still working?

Get to work. Yeah, yeah. People, and then they made a tie and people are like, girl power. Yes, queen. Yeah, yeah. Buceroo. Did you ever have Bukaroo or Karpunk? I had all those games, but I was the only child.

Yeah, yeah. So I just play it myself. And then, uh, yeah. your mother actually it was very similar to the Magdalene Laundries in your Gaff Yeah I'd have a baby

And they'd throw in a mass grave Yeah K'plunk is actually this They would shout Karpunk Every time they threw a baby Into the mass grave And anytime like a girl Had a miscarriage

Bukaroo Ah you threw the baby You wacky broad And the nuns are like It's a bit of banter We're having fun here Is it a crime God what a bunch of sad sacks

are on this place. So yeah, I didn't realize like Hasbro is so huge. They have the license to make all the Star Wars games. Yeah. They make the games and the fucking toys.

Okay. That alone, that's insane. I mean, that's where that's where the Star Wars franchise became so big because of fucking merchandising and stuff. Guess what else they owned? Go on.

Hasbro. Go on. Debt Row Records. No way. Yeah. They bought it recently, like, last year. Death, how is, I thought Death Row Records

was like, dissolved. It's probably Under a new name The back catalogue Oh I see Yeah Nah nah nah

It's the motherfucking Buckaroo Yeah Yeah all the masters So who is the guy Who was like The big dog Shug Knight?

Shug Night yes Now Shug Night is like Part of the Hasbro family And the Magdalene Laundries Yeah You my fucking bitches Better clean this shit up You hurt

Huh A bunch of stank assholes Getting pregnant shit Yeah But those nuns are fucking Tocry rude grip motherfucker those nuns are tough

they shave him yeah that's true they probably they can fuck him up yeah those nuns that hang him off a balcony like he's vanilla ice

yeah yeah vanilla ice is watching me like finally ice ice baby yeah yeah Hasbro are complete cuns fuck it hell man

yeah because death row records was like like probably the most controversial record label of all time they were connected to murders

so much like rape and sexual assault went on in the building. They were pistol whipping people during meetings. Violent assaults, drug dealing, and there's the whole rampart scandal. They were connected to that. They were ridiculously fucking controversial.

They were a criminal organization that made music, basically. Yeah, and now they're part of the Hasbro family. And now they're going to make like a death roll board game. Where it's like, you know, you roll a six so you can beat up a honky.

You get, I get to be Dr. Dre. I get to slap that bitch D. Barnes in her face. You play as EZE. And you just start coughing a lot towards the end. Any number you roll,

it's like you got AIDS. It doesn't matter. Another AIDS dick. Yeah. You know the way like in regular monopoly you go to jail? Go to jail. Don't collect $200.

Easy E. It's like immediately like, yeah, you go to. Go to the AIDS clinic. Yeah. And you don't get out. Actually, speaking of Monopoly, I didn't realize. You don't know what it's different versions of Monopoly?

No, I didn't know that. Do those, you know the way to do like a teamed version. Oh, sorry, okay, yeah, yeah, like a Simpsons Monopoly. Yeah, Simpsons Monopoly, you know, any kind of brand at all. Saved by the Bell Monopoly. Monk, Monopoly, you know the show Monk? There's not. I really wish there was.

What other great shows? George and Mildred Monopoly. Keeping up appearances, monopoly. It's bouquet, darling. Well, that probably is that. The soprano's Monopoly. Now, that'd be good. That is actually real, I think.

Is it? I think it's really, yeah. Blue Blood's Monopoly. CSI Miami Monopoly. It's all those different types. Right, right, right. They actually had a version called Monopoly Socialism Edition. Okay.

Yeah. How does that work? Basically, it's like a parody of socialism. The only thing I find more confused. than socialism is the rules of monopoly, I'll be honest. So that wouldn't be a good time for me. The bank will pay out when you need it, but there's high taxes. Okay.

And a lot of the games just like jokes about like, you know, veganism. Right. So we're wearing skinny jeans. Okay. Like it's obviously like, I think the tagline, so it's like monopoly, socialism addition, because capitalism is for winners. Okay. So it's pretty obviously.

Yeah, yeah. This is a board game where they're making fun of the idea of like, you know. It's pretty funny, actually. I think there's no way to win. Okay. I like that. Yeah. A lot of people didn't.

No. They were like, this is the worst thing Hasbro's ever done. I mean, I have played Monopoly when I was a kid, like, but I never enjoyed it. I was like, ugh. Let's play Bukaroo. I love Buccouroo. Do you ever play Monopoly with people who actually, like, get into it? No, no.

My family, like, I'd only play it with my siblings at Christmas, and I'd be like, ah, this is shite. Let's just go watch. Muppets Christmas Carol Yeah, you get bored for it after a while Yeah It's something like

For me Monopoly with my friends A lot of time It's like Yeah, we'll play it But it's almost like Something on the background Sure

We're playing it But we're just talking Yeah Yeah Yeah But I've played Especially I played with Some Austrian people once

And Jesus Like they got so into it That one stage I left for like half an hour Yeah And I came back They're still arguing But the same point

Really? Yeah I have the Property Development Deal on this property that's not is that Austrian I don't know

I'm not too sure yeah I'm drinking they definitely they made up their own rules I'm drinking a lot they definitely

there's a whole subsection Austrian monopoly yeah I was like what's going on those camps boy

the trains run on time here don't they yeah so how are you feeling with the drink oh what do you mean grand

yeah well to be honest I was just very hungover so I'm having a couple of beers just to take the sting out

of it but I've been yeah just drinking all weekend. Well, you've got like no job. You've got no work. Yeah, I'm off for a couple of weeks because I had booked holidays ages ago because me and my friend were meant to go to America to visit my sister.

Yeah. She just had a kid and stuff. But obviously that's not happening now. So, and like, you have to use up your fucking, like, annual leave days because if you don't use them up by December then you just lose them. So, yeah. So now I'm just off for

two weeks. Just been drinking and smoking weed. It really hasn't not much different to my regular days off but now I just can do it more and there's one thing about drinking and doing drugs the more you do them by yourself alone the more fun they are it doesn't get depressing at all

that's cool that's what they don't tell you that's something to tell the kids you're the way to have like fucking like Bresi or someone to come around and be like mental health's the most important thing you like kick open the door and be like don't listen to this man he is a fraud an imposter you see brezzi's a podcast does he

brezzi's mental health podcast oh i'd say that's a laugh right makes you want to puke doesn't it and it's all he has a guest on every week and it's like you've ever been sad yes we should listen to it we should actually review it on this show that's i want to do that yeah obviously we're not going to be nice to brise oh i i want to be mean yeah i want you know what i was kind of annoyed about our john conner's episode that he didn't catch wind of it because how great would it have been if John Conner's like came after us and battered us would have been so good for the podcast. No one came after us. No one came after. I tweeted that link to Jemmo Dardy. Roger Gorgman,

did you? The head like the heads of Renewa, Hannah Malice. I wanted someone to beat me up and nobody. Nobody came after us. No one did. Yeah. I sent him your address. I was like, come at me. My address. Yeah. My schedule. Yeah. Come at me. He's here all the time. A list of my phobias. He's stoned and drunk at the moment. So it'd be pretty easy to take them easy target it and to be honest he's so unhappy he'd probably just let you do whatever you want like no he wouldn't put up any fight or struggle like like an old dog he's like kneel before him like do it oh yeah yeah do it do it pointing at your point at his temple be like here this is the good spot that's the sweet spot baby but yeah i want to make fun of brezzi i think

that'd be good because i want to like make fun of podcasts and we've talked about a few like i was thinking of uh the two johnnies sure yeah i've never listened to it but uh like they be fun to make fun of, but they're almost like too simple. What do you, because what's their, what's their thing? What's their schick? Their schick is like riding girls and silage, you know? Okay.

You ever play gah and then fall off a tractor. Right. But there's no badness to him. Where are they from? They're like country lads, are they? Nigeria. They lied. They lied about their passports. When you lied the girl in the silage?

Yeah. Well, that's the real accents. Yeah. We can't do this because it seems a bit racist. So we just put on well actually ironically

they're doing racist tipperary accents. Is that right? I think they're from tip or somewhere around there. Oh, but Jesus. Oh, you know when you're right

and up the whole boys having the crack. It's like that but it's more like, it's more like friends or like, oh, sex.

Oh, I'd like to have a bit of that. Okay. Oh. Bit of hanky panky how's your father? Yeah, but the thing is like they're too simple to make fun.

I wouldn't feel right. Okay. But it'd be like making fun of like a kid with like a problem I say fuck that like making fun of a kid with MS they're very successful so they're already

like we're in terms of the totem pole they're up there and we're not even on the totem pole so who cares I know I'm just waiting the same with it gals yeah I'm just kind of wait until they fuck up and then we can like jump on them properly okay I like that I cannot wait

when you say jump on them you mean physically jump on them in real life oh oh for legal reasons I meant verbally proverbial assault Well you could easily break their hips They're so old Yeah

Oh what age are they Well again I don't know I've never listened to the eight gals But apparently a friend of mine Is friends with one of them And she was listening to his podcast It's like

Oh yeah you were talking about the eight gals Like I went to school One of them And the real sound So if we were actually making fun of them Like even that count of it Oh they're old I think they're only like 30

Yeah I'm 30 And then like you know What age are you 25? 25 yeah because I listened I I'm with a lot of I talked a lot of like younger girls they're like oh it's so gross they're like 30 oh really yeah yeah well is there kind of whole thing are they doing that whole like ha we're just starting coppers having a laugh that type of thing but I'm promoting the stereotype now of like oh get get to get to the fucking laundries would you yeah go make some buckaroo you bitch like a 30 year old woman should be able to like look at yourself like yeah like a 30 year old woman should be able just like you know get wrecked on the pill and go to copper or stuff like that ride a Brazilian dick and who am I to be like

oh you're just you're gross Well see Here's the thing now This is kind of we are the first Like my generation Maybe one's a few A bit older Are the first generation

In this country to experience Kind of extended infantilization And arrested development Because growing up our parents There was really not a lot of emphasis on youth culture and how great and cool it is to be young. It was almost the opposite. It was kind of people wanted to grow up, get older,

work the farm, take over the land, buy a house, have kids. They wanted that adult life. Whereas now it's kind of generations of people in my age, a bit younger, a bit older, are like, nah, fuck that, like, I'm just going to keep drinking and doing drugs and hopefully die when I'm 40.

Yeah. Do you know what I mean? There's, you know, and kids don't realize that yet, but they will. Like, by the time they hit their, they'd be like, I don't want to stop drinking and doing drugs, fuck that, like, what am I going to get a mortgage, no thank you. That's not like, it's not like, the other choice is not like, oh, wait, I can get a mortgage

and work a really, really, the job that will destroy my health. Yeah, yeah. And I'll have no free time whatsoever, and I'll never, I'll never get a pension. Sign me up. Yeah. Oh, boy, oh boy, well, lucky chap I am. See, that's the thing. People, like, when you're younger, plus it was so much easy.

easier back in the day to get things like a mortgage and start that real family life. It's a lot harder to get your foot on the property ladder now. Just the cost of living is increased, whereas the wages haven't, which is, you know, you can kind of... Back in the day, okay? Yeah. Even like the 80s, okay? It's like you can leave school.

You didn't have to finish school. No, you didn't, no. Leave school, get a job. And it wouldn't be a good job, okay? Be like working in a factory. Something like that, yeah. But it would be a job where you could actually have a... family have a kid and buy

like a council flat or something like that you could like provide for your family working in a factory back in like the 80s you wouldn't buy it's not like you're like it's not like your fucking Scrooge McDuck you're not like rolling and swimming through you got a big vault full of pennies and you're swimming through it but like you could get

boy you could afford to send your kids to an all right school I had the NHS to help you boy and life was not good I wasn't good but it was a kind of of life where like you work hard and at the weekend you go to the pub you watch the darts and you're like that was it like well at least like look it's hard work but on christmas i can get my kids some prezies

yeah exactly yeah and then i can you know what then i break into the house i buy the kids the presents okay yeah but then i take him away just to see the looks on their face yes then i get a life then i get a rent boy and then i get another one yeah then i get the rent boy pregnant somehow it's a miracle but not a good miracle and then I find myself in Nazareth just got my rent boy on a donkey and we're going no room at the inn for the rent

boy yeah that would be I think that would really like push buttons if I did it it's a story of Jesus but it's a rent boy yeah and it's like suck on that literally take that nuns yeah well see it's a lot harder

to do that now because of kind of wealth inequality but like you were talking about the Apple tax bill there briefly. You know, because of like, we have such low corporate tax in this country and there's so many companies like multinational corporations that are like have headquarters here, like our GDP or whatever, we actually, it's weird, we look like we're a much richer country than we actually are.

Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? And like, that's what's caused like the rent prices to increase so much and the cost of living to increase, whereas wages haven't gone up. people are struggling worse than ever and it is because of fucking companies like this that are coming in making all this money paying very little taxes

and anything they do pay doesn't even fucking come back to the economy. Basically what happens is we're bringing a company in, we're not getting any benefits and also the people who work there like can we get all the poor people out of Dublin? Yeah, they're kind of bumming us out. Because I don't want to

walk around and see someone from Monaghan. I've got anxiety. I have social anxiety. If I see any working class or culties it triggers me, okay? It triggers me? If I see a homeless person on the street

they can't even finish sentence. No, no. Yeah, they have to call their therapist straight away. They have to get their emotional support dog because they saw a homeless guy. They're like that girl in Sopranos, you know, Meadows, room mate. Yeah, yeah. That is the most horrific thing I've ever seen. She's just got a

newspaper up her hole, relax, would you? It's grand. So that's the way it's meant to be. So basically, yeah, talking about Apple for a minute. So we could have got 13 billion... Billion. ...from Apple. Yes.

Okay? Yeah. And Europe was like, hey, Ireland, you should take that money. Yeah. And Ireland's like, no way. No, thank you. That wouldn't be sound. Yeah.

Who actually made this decision to not take the money? Well, it's definitely... Look, honestly, it's Apple. Yeah, okay. Yeah, that's fair enough, actually. say to them, there's a room somewhere and every T-shock since Enda got this...

Charlie High. Who was the first one who brought them in? Would it have been... Brian Cowan, probably? No, no, I think Enda Kenny. Yeah, okay, so whoever brought them in, it was like, listen, this is the facts, okay? You are my cum bucket.

Yes. I'm not saying meeting over. They just walked out. And then, like, Enda's like, if you got to admire that, that's how the Americans do it Steve Jobs he has like one of those big

like presentations at Comic Con comes out with his little turtle neck is like Ireland my dick jizz Ireland

my dick jiz that's right we are putting them all together I'm gonna fuck the shit out of Ireland and not care but that's that's a real

niche reference if people don't get it If you don't get it you're a fool you're a mongoose you're a mongoose that's what a mongoose sounds like we're so ridiculous here I know yeah

this is why I think it gals actually like us yeah I think that's why we should team up to like fighting them yeah but anyway back to Apple from an end okay so that's really the truth of it is people and people Irish people were such so deluded

we actually say this out loud we're like Apple come to us because we've got a great workforce and we're just great crack. We're just signed lads. And you know, like, we're an Ireland of saints and scholars and we just know how to tell a story.

Yeah. And this keeps happening. We're like, so originally we had the double Irish. That was a tax loophole. It's called double Irish. Right. And then companies have come in and be like, oh, we're just going to pay you nothing and you're going to take our shit. Like literally, if Apple were like, listen, we're not going to pay you tax and everybody has to

dress up like Sailor Moon. Yeah. And we'd do it. Yeah. If they were like, listen, everybody in Ireland has to dress up

like a French maid and do a little dance for me, we'd be like, yeah, sure. It's be, we're great crack.

Saints and scholars. Cheryl, son. Sherroddy, we're the country of a wild. What's a Patty Casey's song? He's just dressed as a French maid. We're saints and sinners.

Yeah, we just do that and we literally would be like, yeah, we're, It's not in due with the tax. Yeah, we're just signed, lads. So Europe keeps going, it's almost like, basically, Ireland's like the battered wife.

And Europe's like the good, the well-meaning. Like the social workers coming around. The social worker, yeah. Look, Ireland, come on. You know it's never going to change. It's like, no, Apple loves us. You should see how nice Apple are to us when you're not here. How about we just take you away from one day, okay?

You can chill out in a hotel. room yeah okay uh wait wait till he gets he calms down irons like no he needs me he needs me it was my fault yeah i'm just apple steve jobs comes Ireland like fucking yeah marlin brando and like what is that one streetcar name desire yeah yeah yeah yeah one of these days Ireland one of these days to the moon yeah so like yeah we're in an awful relationship and we'll just take anything. We'll take it. We really love just being abused by power structures. First, it was the British, then it was the Catholic Church, now it's multinational corporations. And even our own government are just little simps and cooks who just bend over and take it from whoever's given it. So we really, like, they have to be some of the most least respected politicians and government bodies in like the Western world. They definitely are. Yeah, we're a joke.

This is how much of a joke we are, okay? So everybody around the world calls us a leprechaun tax. Yeah, yeah. So we had to shut down the double Irish thing, okay? Right. So we were like, okay, and we immediately brought in, it's called the Green Jersey Tax. The Green Jersey Tax. And it's the exact same thing.

Okay. Listen, guys, you pay nothing. You come here, raise the rent prices. Yeah. Sound cool? Yeah, people are going to die. Sure, but don't worry. We're making heroin more.

readily available. That'll keep them quiet. And Love Island's coming back, so you'll not hear a peep out of them. I mean, they're repeats, but to be so mongoosed off the heroin, they won't even realize. I thought she were dead.

Did she not kill herself? What's she doing back? What was her name again? Caroline Flack? Oh yeah. Jesus. Blast from the past. Why did you bring her up? Because you said they would show repeats of Love Island, so I'd be like,

in my fictional portrayal of a love island viewer no no no no no you wanted to get to the bottom I'm sorry sorry I'm treating you like your Ireland and I'm Apple do I tell you a spokesperson from Apple actually came to my college is that right yeah okay she wanted some unpaid internships

from Apple yeah and it was so funny because she just kept she obviously had no like respect for us at all so she kept going like she just showed up with a van It's like, you, get in. No, her presentation was literally just like, it's great, guys. You can pick any food you want in the canteen.

Bananas, apples, pears. And we've got hammocks. You can't sleep in them now, but you can look at them. Oh, yeah, you can't like, we obviously got to keep working nonstop. But you can look at them. It's just cool to be in a building with a hammock, isn't it? Sometimes Tim Cook flies over. He lies in the hammock and you go, ooh.

Yeah, yeah. Now there's air hockey. You familiar with air hockey? Probably not. Doesn't involve a potato being shoved up your ass, but it's a lot of fun, trust me. She was like,

we got a whole canteen, okay, and we change up the foods. Sometimes during the week, it'll have different foods. I don't like the idea of Millhouse having two spaghetti dinners.

But, like, it was so funny, like, as if, like, she was talking to bog children. Look at that. She just comes in, turns on and off the light switch.

Ooh. huh? Yeah. Come work for Apple. As if we're like the ones from Toy Story would be like ooh, ah.

The claw! Yeah, yeah. The claws aren't asked her. She's talking to her friend like, I just think this, wait till we show him dimmers. They'll fucking jizz themselves to death. So did many people sign up then? Two.

Two. Yeah. And they're both dead now. Well, I think they're both not doing it now because. Oh, well, Corona, right. Yeah, yeah. It's actually funny. Google came as well

Oh actually no sorry It was a company that's subcontracted by Google Right Okay And they do all the food for Google in Dublin Oh okay So they're a catering company Catering yeah yeah

What Yeah so like that's like saying We're the cleaners in Google You'll be one of the big wigs Come work for us The reason I made the mistake at the start Because originally the lecturer said Google are coming

Oh my God Are you serious? Google are coming yet. They won't know the difference, the fucking mongoose cunts. And I was like, what are we going to be doing? Oh. You'll do so many things. You can watch them eat.

Well, actually, they specify, do not watch them while they eat. It makes them uncomfortable. Yeah, yeah, you can understand. When they're finished, you can pick up the plate. Don't eat from it, okay? That is still property of Google and that is theft. You can only have the food once. it's been digested by them.

I forget the name of the company now, but basically they came to us, did a big spiel. Also in the spiel, they barely referenced the fact that they're catering. They kind of reference more in fact like Google

have done all these amazing things. Oh my God, are you serious? Yeah, such a ff scam. Wow, that's amazing. So they really were there just to trick fucking donkey brain people into like, joy, like,

I'm working for Google, mom. It's all my dreams you come true. Oh, we all so proud of you, Billy. The idea of like, I'm cleaning a dirty plate And I'm like, I'm doing code I'm doing the Google It's brilliant No, they're definitely okay

Actual Google goes like Trinity And UCD and DCU And then the fucking janitorial staff Go to Dundalk And that is so funny That they like didn't reference They're just like Oh we'll just trick them into it

Like that's so funny The only thing it cheered me up is I looked up the company and their CEO died in a plane crash. Okay. Yeah, so it's like, well, that's what you get? Oh, fuck.

What are we out here? We're near the end. 50, yeah, okay. One last thing. This is something I was talking to you about and it's a weird memory I can't believe I've never like told you it before. Okay.

I was telling you about the time I went to the Rocky Horror Picture show. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you were, yeah. You have no real experience to the Rocky Horror Picture Show. I know what it is, but I've never watched it. It's a musical, but it's camp, but it's also dirty. Yeah, yeah.

And it came out around the time that, like, it was a political statement. It was kind of, it came out around the time where, like, sort of a conservative Christian ideology and really gripped America, and that's what sort of the status quo would adhere to. Then this movie comes out that's very liberal, like sexually, but there's also like a LGBT kind of thing as well, right? There's a character who's transvestite and stuff like Dan is proud of it. Right. And this is part of this whole counterculture of like, you know, John Waters and like, you know, pink flamingos.

And this whole like, you know what? Old school. You know what white man? Yeah. Fuck you. But what's so funny is like the people that like push that sort of the tipper gore types who push that right wing sort of, not even right wing, just conservative ideology.

Behind closed doors we're probably doing way more freaky or shit. Oh yeah. I mean with like, they were in fucking, you know, Bohemian Grove chopping off at Child's head. That's what I mean, like, the LGBT community were like, can we just like, you know, like, as a man,

can I kiss another man? What, what, what? And then as fun, maybe wear some tights sometimes. And they were like, that's disgusting. To the gallows with you, boy. They were saying, that's disgusting as they were cutting a puppy's head off. Playing keepy-uppy with it.

Why can't you be a good Christian? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So anyway, so when I was like 18 or so, I got into this whole idea of like counterculture. Okay. Now I was a very... 80s counterculture. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What year was this though? Like 2014? Something like that, yeah. It was like 18 at the time, okay? And I was like, I want to be like that.

Now, I was, I barely drank. I just stayed home watching like ITV detective shows. Right, touch of frost. Yeah, stuff like that. A bit Taggart You're feeling a bit naughty Tiger Or spend another murder I stay up late in night

Wack into Tiger Imagine if my parents Walk in and watching Tiger And I switch at a babe station Brian We know you're watching Tigers No, I was looking at tits Yeah

You know it's big into like Morse and Lewis You know That kind of stuff right That's literally what Alzheimer's patients Have to watch at the home Yeah And I'd be loving it, you know? You're just bracing yourself for the future.

So I was like, you know what? I want to like, I want to break free. Okay. I want to be different. So I'm going to go to the Rocky Horror Picture show. Because the only way to do like live shows. Live screenings of it. Yeah, where people dress up and stuff like that.

Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm going, I saw, it's happening in Dublin. I think it was the sugar club. I'm not sure. Okay, okay. Some club is like, you know what, I'm going there, okay? Yeah. So I show up, just wearing a long coat.

Yeah. All right. Everyone else there, they're dressed up, okay? They're having fun. They've been pre-drinking. They're loving life. They're chatting amongst themselves. Like, oh, what's your favorite song?

Oh, did you know this interesting fact? Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm just there staring at my shoes. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And, like, do not make an eye contact to anyone. Right. I was like, I'll embarrass myself.

I'll look weird if trying to talk to anyone, okay? Yeah, you've actually got like, you've got a pen knife in your pocket and you're just gripping it tightly just in case. Yeah, yeah. So then they go into the screening, okay, and they play the movie. and everybody else is singing along

and I'm in the corner again just like I didn't take my coat off just in case but in my head I was like I'm in the counterculture it's like this is like the 60s and so you were loving it

were yeah yeah this is great yeah yeah so then at the end they're having like this kind of party okay there's like a bar people are drinking they're having fun and I'm like okay I'm just going to because this is too much for me okay

I've had my fun yeah yeah but I was like I need proof I was here okay so like a wimp I go up to some random girl I'm like can I take a picture with you did she say yes she said yeah but I feel like it was the same way like you know like when a celebrity

helps like I make a wish kid right yeah yeah yeah yeah she's like okay so I like take a picture I do it really badly it's like a blurry picture and she's like is that goes like yes that's like perfect yeah because they didn't want her

no I'm bad and taking pictures oh that's great thank you very much and she like leaves straight away can I see it no it's for me yeah

yeah you wouldn't like it uh now I just walked home and I was like I'm so wild wait it's a

were you were you living in the dock at the time were you uh I think Carlo Carlos so you just drove back to Carlo uh got the bus

oh got the bus got the bus home nice and I was like I am a sweet transvestite I got home and I got home

and was up farming next day and I was like no one knows my secret where did your parents think you were I think I said

I was like going to see someone Oh okay seeing a friend Yeah yeah yeah Right And I was like

Oh I'm so naughty Yeah yeah Oh man that's great Yeah that was like my early days And that was

you dipping your toe into what would eventually be quite muddy waters Yeah but it's weird that like I completely forgot that and then just suddenly popped back

in my head. Yeah, I don't, I remember it was like last week we were talking about it. I can't remember how it came up though. I just popped in and it was like, oh my God. Yeah. It's kind of like had another one recently where I was just thinking about primary school. Right. And I've always said like oh, I never really got bullied in primary school or anything like that. Then suddenly just got a memory of all the

kids pissing on my shoes. Wait, what? I have no context. You got to explain that. I have no context. It just flashed back. Like a hidden memory, okay? Pissed on your shoes.

How many kids? I take like six. Oh my God. It just suddenly came back to me. They're all pissed on my shoes. I'm standing there in my socks. I've no idea how they got my shoes. Okay.

Okay. Was it your own PE or something? It was in, um, they know, they must have brought it into the toilets. Okay. How did they get your shoes then? I think the shoes must be in the uneral. Urinal? Yeah, urine.

Why are your shoes off? I don't remember. Okay. But I do, the reason it brought me back, okay, is the smell. I remember putting the shoes back on afterwards. Yeah. Because I was like, I'm not going, don't let him win. What are you, three?

Primary, senior infants, maybe. That's fucked up, man. Yeah, yeah. But I don't remember any other type of bullion. That's like, like, so senior infants, what were you like six, seven? Something like that, yeah, yeah. a real like that's a definitive moment for you like i've forgotten about it that's amazing well the fact that you forgot about it and it came back only kind of signifies that it uh it left such

an impression that you couldn't deal with it until you were older that's no i don't believe that no that's bloody death speakies that what are you Freud I don't pay you for this nonsense yeah yeah no it's probably they're probably doing it's like a like a hazing thing right You were joining a fraternity in Carlo with six years. I was six joining skull and bones. George Herbert Walker was like, man, pissing his shoes, boys. Yeah. It's like it's the only way I can be president someday.

I shot Kennedy and I pissed in O'Toole shoes. Oh, fuck it out. Okay, is there anything else you want to say before we wrap with him? We're over an hour now, so I think we'll wrap it. You know what's good, there's still a lot of things I want to talk about, so we can do another one later on. I had a break and then come back to it This has been a very fun one

Yeah, yeah, very free We covered a lot of things here I feel like We did well there I will say again with the it gals Yeah I have no problem with you yet But test me

But as soon as you say something racist We're coming for you We're doing a full episode about you Yeah we're coming for you And that's just the rules of the game Same to Bresi Same to the two Johnny's We're coming after

Oh you motherfuckers Yeah yeah yeah Who else I can't think of any other other pod Blind boy But we just say Oh he's so good Why won't he be our friend

Yeah we make fun of blind boy Like oh You wear a bag in your head What are you ugly or something Yeah What were you on the term Train Spot on 2 soundtrack Were they actually

Yeah they were yeah They're videos in the movie That is quite an achievement Yeah yeah God he's so good Yeah And I'm like Yeah but it was Train Spot on 2

Not the Originally, you fucking idiot. What are you? Just do that for like an hour. Oh, I'm blind boy. Blah. Yeah, that's you. And then...

Mental health. And then he's so intimidated by our alphanus that he just gives us his fan base. He takes the bag off his face. Like, hey, on you're going, no, no, he's not from the dog. And we're like, now we're going to have bags in the head.

We forget about the holes. We're like, we try to use. the same bag on both of our heads and we just suffocate? I've got a horse outside. I'm like literally I'm dying I have a plastic bag on my head and dying like it's a mental health problem

this is because of the Celtic tiger that we're all suffering okay I think that's good now we're going to end it there we love Blind Boy Blind Boy is good he's one of the few Irish people that I'm not like ugh disgusting

you couldn't falter him for his success it's well earned That's great. That's thing why with the it girls I haven't seen anything from them yet I'm like

this is amazing who knows maybe a year from now could blow your socks off maybe they'll be in a train spot and tree maybe yeah

yeah yeah it's a fucking brilliant fucking podcast yeah like Bigby really loves the gals

yeah I'm fucking locked inside for 20 years fucking listening to act girls that's fucking great yeah

he's like he loved her makeup tutorials he goes to rob a bank but he's got like contour makeup all over himself we are replica can I be fucking on robbery

we are fucking replica anyway okay let's end it there bye guys thank you and girls bye bye