Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 78 : Hannah Gadsby's Space Jam

Episode Date: August 11, 2020

Welcome to the Space Jam.

it's just like it's boring it's not funny it's not entertaining I don't know who it's for look at one stage in her new special Hannah Gatsby says I've never met a joke met a joke meta joke get it

that's a pun now wait forget about the rape okay take that okay take that how can you justify that how can you write that and put into a Netflix special

you should be ashamed of yourself Yeah, yeah. You should be in the Hague. Next to Tony Blair. Yeah, both of you, okay, equally bad. Equally bad. The Iraq War and Douglas. A hundred million, what was like, what, 300, three million dead Iraqis, just fucking.

Tony Blair's just like, who, I'd rather her than me. Yeah, and Tony Blair's like, well, at least I didn't have a dog made out crayons on stage, you dozy bitch. This is a dog made out of children's skulls. Yeah, yeah. At least that's more artistic. like something Banksy would do We're just talking We're kind of just bashing

Hannah Gatsby now Let's talk about space jam Okay What a fucking segue It's just like We dug ourselves A hole And we're not gonna get out of it

We're just gonna Go on to something else I can't stress this enough If I met Hannah Gatsby I would not like her as a person Well you don't know that I know that A hundred James come on

Yeah Try to talk to her Okay About what we even talk about Well okay Let's also said though I was trying to talk

about Space Jam Yeah Fucking what would you give me Yeah Who knows Yeah Oh yeah

Biscopool We don't have this In Australia Yeah Or don't like it Yeah Too many No

No no That's what she'd say Yeah We all know That's what she's thinking We all know Hannah Gatsby Her favourite players

Are Steve Nash And Larry Byrd You know what I'm saying Okay Well you know What I'm saying I cannot wait For the leaked emails

to leak Mel Gibson style. But you know what's funny is like Douglas got absolutely no critical praise or anything or like nowhere near as much fanfare as Douglas or as Nanette? Because it was kind of overshadowed by like the Black Lives Matter movement. Which is another reason why you should support Black Lives Matter. That's the only reason I support it to be honest. We need finally some good is coming out of all this. Defund the police and don't watch Douglas.

We need to stop this awful, awful person. Oh, God. Yeah. David, you mean David Chauvin? No, I don't. Derek Chauvin. Oh, was it? Yeah, yeah.

I don't have his name tattooed on my face. No. Okay, look. All right. So basically, Hannah Gatsby hates black people. That's what we're saying. And we're going to start the episode there. Let's talk about Space Jam.

All right, let's get into Space Jam. So Space Jam. You watched Space Jam recently. I watched Space Jam recently. You were in a bad mood? Yeah, yeah. Why? I was in the...

I was in the... I was in the bad mood there. for personal reasons I won't go into like I was fighting my parents okay I was fighting my parents okay I'd move down my house

yeah I moved down my parents' house and my dad said did I tell you this my dad said I die in the street did I tell you that that is such a classic oh what's your dad's name

a Jimmy O'Toole that is a classic Jimmy O'Toole right there you'll die in this street it was like an Irish play it was so funny because I was like I was like, hey, I want to leave next week, okay?

Yeah, yeah, sorry. I'm going to leave next week, and he was like, really? And I was like, yeah, and he was like, I knew a lad once, okay? There was no contact, okay? He was like, I knew a lad once. He used to own a house. Now he's on the street. That's going to be like you.

You're going to die on the street. And my mother started crying and all that. What the fuck? Just because you wanted to move to Dundalk. Because I want to move to Dundalk. It's not like I was like, can I borrow some money. It's like I got my own money. I've saved up.

I want to move to Dundalk. not like I'm going to move to It wasn't like Hey dad I'm going to go to Trans camp Right right right I'm gonna learn how to be trans

And fucking fuck you Okay I'm gonna become a porn star Yeah I'm gonna become a gay porn star And I only fuck Puerto Ricans Got a problem with that And I'm gonna go under the name Jimmy O'Toole

Just that fuck with you Yeah yeah No I just said I moved down He only said like dying the street And I was like well Time to drive to Dundalk and watch Space Jam That's amazing

And did Space Jam Put you in a better mood No No Because I was watching it And I was like I'm doing this for the podcast.

Yeah. And there's... I know. It felt like there wasn't that much in it for the podcast. Had you ever seen it before? Oh yeah.

When I was a kid, I watched it all the time. Yeah, same. Yeah, I watched it loads when I was a kid. First time I watched it was in a friend's house. It was funny because

I invited myself and he didn't want me there. Okay. Yeah, yeah. It was just to go on a tangent for a minute. It was my friend, let's call him Barry, okay?

Right. So Barry was invite... Baza, okay? Barry was inviting other people and I just wanted to... you just did the old tool move where you just slink in yeah i was like and i'm coming too right yeah oh really and he was like okay and i knew he didn't want me there i didn't care what age were you uh this is primary okay okay yeah yeah and uh so i went to his house and we had fun like

yeah i had fun uh one stage remember because he had a big field out in the back okay yeah and uh at one stage i fell and hit my head off a rock okay and uh and uh um I was really dizzy for a long time. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it really hurt. Did you ever get that checked out? No.

No? No. Yeah. I was really dizzy. Wow. Yeah. Sounds like you probably had like a concussion or something? Probably, yeah, yeah.

So then we went into his house. So we all slept in the same room, okay. I was a sleepover? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I invite myself to a sleepover. Yeah, yeah. You can't do that anymore. Trust me.

There's still, I'm still hanging around. Hanging around the primary school. And I'm coming too, right? Don't worry, lads. bring the bays they're nine-year-olds you're like pat short in garage

you're just showing them porn and then at the end you just walk into the river because they're calling you a nuns but I still think like that was awesome all right so I'll listen to this though before

so what happened is we're sleeping over okay we all sleeping bags they do this thing where they put a sleeping bag over my head and then they all hit me what the fuck yeah yeah what and then my nose start bleeding what the fuck man yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah not punching me just messing around a little bit Jesus okay yeah and they put a sleeping bag over your head instead of like yeah yeah over my head yeah okay is this like you're so you're in it

from head to toe kind of thing so my feet are sticking out oh right right yeah yeah yeah and they start hitting you and your nose is bleeding yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah this is after you got the head injury yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah sounds like you had a real fun time and then afterwards we were like what's on RT2 and it was Space Jam So we watched Space Jam

So we watched Space Jam That was when I first watched it Sweet With a concussion And a nosebleed Yeah Yeah Yeah

And a part of sleepover You weren't invited to And I was like Oh Sleepover's a rough The price You pay for friendship Oh man

Okay Oh God Look let's get back into rape Okay Because this movie Open or Kelly Oh shit Yeah

I forgot all about that I believe I can fly. I believe I can fly. Woo! Yeah. Oh, actually, let's just give a bit of backstory to this film. So Michael Jordan.

Yes. Is like the most famous person in America at the moment. He is the biggest athlete in the world. He's at top of his game. Like, he's won three rings. Yeah. His dad got murdered. Yep.

Some say it was because of gambling debts. Unpaid gambling debts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Some people say, you know, there's lots of crazy. conspiracies about it. Some people say that he actually bet like he was a gangster and he was like if I don't win

you can kill my dad. Yeah, yeah. Geez, imagine the rush. That would have given you. I'm going to say the ultimate high. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Imagine if like, you know, he does that once and he wins.

He's like, double or nothing. Let it ride. Is that what they say? What's that thing? Like, let it ride. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll tell you what. We'll do it again.

This time you can kill my dad and my ma. Kill the whole family. I don't care. I love gambling. Yeah. That's amazing. So this is, so his dad died. and he decides to take a break from basketball.

He retires. He retires. Quotation marks, retires, okay? To go into baseball. Because his dad loved baseball. And like, when you say, because obviously then later he came back to basketball,

do you think that was always the plan? The conspiracy theory is that he was being investigated for gambling. And then the head of the NBA, who I think was David Stern at the time, was like, basically, was like, She, man. You gotta lay low.

Okay. He was a white guy. Right, okay. Jewish man. He wanted to like, yeah. Yo, let me let me talk to you

for a minute, a right? Maw fucking po-poe come around here creeping and shit fucking with my shit trying to look at my books and whatnot.

I can't, I can't hear there, I can't hear there. So you need to get your ass over there hit some motherfucking baseballs and shit. Fuck out my house. All right?

So he's basically, you got to keep on the DL for a while while they're investigating your gambling. And he went to a baseball team that I think was also

owned by David Stern or he had some connection to it. Okay, right, right. Switch him over. Right, that's the conspiracy. I do not believe that conspiracy.

You don't believe that. No, no. I just think it's insane to think that they be like, yeah, the biggest money maker ever. Because of some gambling issues, you can't play for like three years. Yeah, that's true. That's true. It's a good point. Someone made the point that Michael could literally on the court pick up a baby and just twist his neck.

And people would be like, that's Michael. Hey. Hey, sometimes. Hey, are you an athlete? Do you know how hard this is? Yeah. Do you want three rings? Do you know the pressure these men are under?

Here, take my baby, Michael. Do it again. Michael Jordan just goes to plan parenthood between every game just to like psych himself up. And the women are like, the women are like, thank you. Slam dunked that pussy. Go bulls. So Michael retires in real life now.

Michael retires, plays baseball. Doesn't do great. Okay. I think even his biggest fan wouldn't be like, he was the best baseball. Yeah, it was kind of like he was bad at baseball. Well, also, considering that the age, he went, he went into it, like, um, most people play straight from, like, high school to college, and straight into, to the end, uh, what the

fucks it called? Uh, the National Baseball League. What is it called? The, uh, not, I don't know, whatever, who cares? Yeah, no one cares about baseball, like, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, what happens is he announces he's going to go back into basketball. Okay. Okay.

And he's going to make a film with motherfucking Bugs Bunny. Bugs Bunny. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So, he's making this film, Space Jam. And he tells him straight up, like, listen, I'm only going to do, like, a certain number of hours per day. Right. The rest of the time I'm training, because I care about basketball much more than Bugs Bunny. That's fair enough.

So he was training five hours a day. Right. And doing a movie on the side. Yeah, he's like, what, in his late 30s at this point? I'm not too sure. Around, yeah, yeah. So they build a basketball, regulation basketball court in Burbank. On the movie set?

Yeah, for him to practice. Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He could have done anything. So the reason they picked Bugs Bunny is because a few years earlier they did on a Super Bowl commercial with Bugs Bunny and Michael Jordan playing basketball. And it was very popular. And it was so popular.

And Warner Bros were like, everyone loves Bugs Bunny. Everyone loves Michael Jordan. Yeah, stick him together maybe. You got, yeah, I mean, that's. We get Ivy. in Reitman to direct. Did he direct it? Yeah, yeah.

Whoa, meatballs. Yeah. Fucking motherfucking meatballs and Ghostbusters? Meatballs, man. So this film starts. Hey, I know balls. All right. Meatballs, basketballs, whatever it is.

I know it. Okay. So this movie starts, and this is why this film is interesting to me, is because the weird insight into Michael Jordan's psychology and ego you get from it. Okay. Because the fact of this film, which is a comedy, Kids movie about Daffy Duck

And Bugs Bunny Yeah Trying to dunk a basketball Yeah Starts with young Michael Jordan Practicing With his dad His dad who had just died

Just died Just been murdered Just been murdered Yeah For his gambling addiction So the fact that Michael Jordan Was like Yeah let's do that

Let's have an actor Play my dad Yeah Yeah Do you want me to dig up my dad Actually We could do like a weekend of Bernie's kind of thing

Let's gamble on it If I lose, you can take up my dad Yeah So We have it And it's like a kind of little scene of like his dad I'm like oh you're going to play basketball And he's like yeah

I was like well Baseball is my favorite sport But you follow your dreams So yeah And then young Michael Jordan Dunks a basket And then we have a montage of Michael Jordan Then

Like kind of you know Yeah High school college He's like he's hot shit Yeah yeah And like Makes it all the way to the NBA Yeah we got the space

James Space jam Yeah, they're playing that music And what's funny is So all the credits are coming up Okay, so it's like Michael Jordan And like, yeah Bugs Bunny, yeah

Wayne Knight Newman Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah Wayne Knight is third credited Yeah Really? Yeah, yeah, third credited

Yeah, yeah And be so funny if like people Someone He is great in it though I mean he's very funny Yeah, but it'd be so funny If someone like was like,

I'm only here for Wayne Knight I don't know I'm here for Newman I haven't seen basketball and I don't know what a Bugs Bunny is but of Newman from Seinfeld's in this movie I'm in I don't know who that black guy is

That troublemaker Yeah yeah I have my phone ready I've dialed nine And one And I just have my thumb hovering over one Yeah The button

Just in case Just in case Yeah so Just because he's on a golf course Doesn't mean shit So We get the montage And then we immediately cut to

Michael George Jordan playing baseball. Yeah, I think in the montage, it puts up like a newspaper article like Jordan retires. No, they recreate the press conference where he retired. Okay. And he's like, I'm retiring, I'm going to play baseball. Why, Michael? Because my dad always loved baseball.

Yeah. And then we see him playing baseball and he's not that great. No, yeah. And they reference that in the film. Yeah, yeah. But what's great is everyone, like, like all the players on the team are just like, Like, ah, you know, nobody strikes out better than Mike. He looks beautiful out there.

It looks beautiful. Yeah, they're all like just like he's still amazing. Even though he's like he shit, strike one, strike one. Yeah, he's like, oh, he's a beautiful player. Nobody strikes out like Mike. He's the best there. Literally someone was like, that was some, that was a good strike out. Yeah, go strike out, Mike, go strike out.

You did it. Oh, you're good. You thought it good. All right. Now you fuck. Hey, don't trust that guy, huh? Yeah, all right. Hit the showers, eh?

Good boy. Yeah, I'll get the camera ready. Yeah, that was a nice little moment That's what I mean about his ego The fact that he shows him Being kind of not great at baseball Yeah, that's true And the kind of joke

It's actually a funny joke About they're all like That they're all like kissing his ass Because you know that's how it went down Yeah definitely Because he's fucking Michael Jordan Like reports are gonna Like imagine being the coach

It's like Ah, you're terrible Do you know what I mean That's gonna be like Uh hello Mr Jordan And they're all The whole time They're all

Yeah Yeah Could you sign this for my kid And all Yeah yeah Now, I'll say this, and you're going to notice as the film goes on. This film was very much taught up on the spot. They're just making it up as they go?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was very much like, okay, we've only got Jordan for this amount of time. Who gives a fuck about the fucking script or anything? Right, okay. Perfect example. So Danny DeVo is in this film playing an animated character. Yeah. He plays like a character called like Swakhammer or something like that, okay?

Right. An evil businessman. Yeah. In the film, he's a cartoon. Yeah. apparently he was meant to be live action and then they just gave up what do you mean like they were like

oh fuck I don't want to stay around film more scenes that's just animated really yeah yeah he was meant to be a live action person in a cartoon world that's weird yeah yeah huh and you're gonna see this through a lot of it apparently um Ivan Reitman did live action stuff

and the animators did the animation stuff and it was like almost like separate really yeah yeah huh that's interesting and apparently nearly all the Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck stuff just wasn't written. They were like, I just say

some Bugs Bunny shit. Okay. That Billy West doing Bugs Bunny. Yeah, very famous voice actor. Yeah, he did Frye in Futurama. Yeah, yeah. There was like, do some Bugs Bunny shit. Yeah. Yeah, there was like very little like taught or preparation. It was very thrown. I mean, look, it's not a good

movie, obviously. You know, we're not saying that. It's fun when you're a kid, but like, it's, yeah, it's, it's, it's bizarre. And it's, it's just kind of perfectly encapsulates 90s Hollywood. We're just like, we're just doing this to sell toys, basically. Also, this would never get made without Jordan, because this is like a McDonald's commercial.

Hmm. And they're like, let's turn this into a film. Yeah. And the Bugs Bunny gets captured by aliens, and then they have to win a game of basketball. Against the aliens. Yeah. And then Bugs Bunny and the Looney Tunes kidnapped Michael Jordan

to teach them how to be good at basketball. So that's like a coaked-up pitch. That is proper, like, yeah. That is like 4 a.m. you've got the second or maybe even third gram up the schnaut and you're just firing on all cylinders you're like woo you're just pure sweat

and you're like I got an idea your girlfriend is in the bathroom the door is locked and she's holding a knife and a telephone she's scared and rightfully so you don't care you just got that idea the fact that she's scared gets you off yeah that's right bitch

you better be afraid I don't know Space Jam he's just smashed the door with an axe Space gem It's like the seed And the shining

Here's Daffy Oh god Okay yeah That's what I mean It's a crazy Coked up idea Yeah Because of Jordan

He got this Like They had the Jordan name on it So they could make Anything Yeah they really Once they had him

That's You know They can do anything They want It's bizarre That he would agree to do this They must have

Paid him A lot of fucking money To do it Oh yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

So basically dying of Vio is a villain and he runs amusement park Yeah in space And people are bored of it Yeah He's not getting as many customers So he's like

If I get Michael Jordan To my alien space Amusement Park He's like I need something crazy I need something wack I need something loony Oh get me the loony tunes And then he watches TV

And he's watching Looney Tunes And he's like get them Okay And in this movie the Looney Tunes are a TV show in, okay, in the world, but they also live in the center of the earth. Right. Again, it's coked up idea.

Yeah. This is like, last minute, like, where do they live? Ah, fucking, uh... Yeah, it's just like, uh, yeah, it's, I forget now. You're right, it is the center of the earth. Yeah. Because they get Michael Jordan through a, on a golf course. Like, he's reaching in to get a golf ball out of the hole and then they yank him in.

Yeah, yeah. and take them to... To the center of the earth. The center of the earth. But there's still sky. Yeah. Well, it's an animated world. It's like a world within a world, right?

What's the theory of Hollowirt? I don't know. Do you have the Hollow Earth theory? I think the Hollow Earth theory is that there's some cavemen still live in the center of the earth. Oh, okay. No, I didn't know that. Okay, well, I'm going to write a thesis. That's similar to that, but they're Looney Tunes.

Okay. And I'm going to... I'm going to really be a pain in the arts for... a lot of academics just showing up like you're hiding the truth where's Daffy so the aliens

come to somehow the aliens get through the sense of the earth to the Looney Tunes and they're like we're going to take you over and have you as slaves

okay interesting used to the word slaves they say slaves did they yeah okay huh no all right all right well well John Lewis is dead

Okay, I wonder what Farrakhan thinks about this We know, when he says aliens, he means We all know what he means So they're like, we're going to capture you And you're going to be our fucking slaves, okay? You're going to work on the fields You know, you're going to I imagine

You'll be singing plenty of tunes Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Okay, so the Looney Tunes are smart Okay, well bugs are smart Yeah, like actually, how about a game of basketball because aliens are so small okay aliens are little wimps okay yeah so obviously bugs and the guys can dunk on them because they're tiny little aliens right yeah yeah yeah okay so the aliens are like okay but they've got an idea oh they go and they steal the powers

the talent yeah the talent from famous the way they do that is they all there's like five of them in a trench coat and a hat yeah and they go to a basketball game it's just the the most cooked-up fucking movie of all time. And the joke is that they're sitting beside a woman I forget who the woman

is in Dan Castellina like Homer Simpson. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. So they're sitting beside them and they're in a trench coat and the joke is that the woman thinks they're wanking. Really?

The woman thinks there's a man who's wanking. Oh. They show like him in the trench down in the trench coat and the trench goes moving weird and so he's doing something weird in his coat.

Oh, I don't remember that. Yeah, and Dan Castellan's like shut up, I'm trying to watch the game. I definitely wouldn't have got that as a kid. Oh, yeah, yeah. I think that's the joke anyway And Dan Castellan is like Shut up, I'm trying to watch the game

Barclay is killing us They're like Oh Barclay, he's a killer Okay So then they In a kind of a weirdly upsetting scene The aliens from reason

Turned into like a weird goo Liquid goo Yeah liquid goo Just gets kind of Kronenbergi And then they crawl around And I think they go up Like Charles Barkley's nose

Yeah Yeah man that was weird I need to rewatch this yeah yeah see because you know when you're a kid and it's just like you don't question any of it you know what I mean

but it's very bizarre yeah yeah and it's the fact that like it turns into goo so it's the extra step of like not just like the like a cute little like oh we got to get the powers and they're like like a ray of gun or something

you know they zap him and steal his power yeah or he's asleep and he got to crawl up his bed yeah yeah yeah like to get yeah and they fall off something like yeah it's like up the nose and then it comes out again and Berkeley is like a spastic now yeah he can't like he can barely function even that he's like he's like he's on

K's like he's literally walking around his hands up like do you're right with K yeah he's like he's in a Khole yeah wait Magic Johnson isn't one of the players they steal from they were smart they knew they did their research aliens were like I'm not catching the bug

off him I ain't getting that shit I ain't going down Like easy heat I ain't no beep Oh man Yeah All right

So okay So that's then They basically do that To like four A good few players Most of them I don't know One of them is fucking Who's the short one Mugsy

He was in an episode Of Curbure Enthusiasm Yeah Yeah yeah Then there's Larry Ewing Yeah Ewing from the Knicks Patrick Ewing

Patrick Ewing And the other ones I don't know It's actually weird The people they chose for it because through this film they could have got anyone for this film

yeah anyone player or celebrity yeah like they didn't go for uh fucking what's his name Jordan's

second in command didn't go for any of the bulls what's his name what's his name the guy Pippin Pippin Scottie Pippin or Barclay

or not Berkeley Rodman Rodman Dennis Rodman yeah yeah although they do make a Dennis Rodman joke where a one stage

Daffy's green hair yeah he's dressed up like Dennis Rodman Yeah Oh okay But yeah That's so weird

That none of the other Bulls I think maybe Steve Kerr is in it But he wasn't in the Bulls at the time Yeah that's definitely a Michael Jordan ego thing

I mean That's what I mean You know what I mean It's like I got a movie None of you's got a movie So in terms of players But also in terms of celebrities

They're filming this In Burbank California Yeah And it's Jordan They could have got Anyone You know what it probably is as well Jordan was probably like

I don't want you picking any players Who are Nearly as good as me Yeah I want all I know he's considered the best but he didn't even want like anybody

that could get close to him he wanted duds in comparison that's why Berkeley was in it because Berkeley the whole time it's why I like Berkeley so much he always had no problem no ego at all he would always play like the second fiddle

like he was in commercials with Jordan and the whole joke was you know Berkeley be like hey can we play a game basketball I'm like yeah I don't play with the fans it's like what yeah yeah or like he buys Jordan a game of a like a not

he buys Jordan like a hamburger to like give it to him and then he's like oh cheers and he closed the door on Barclay's face and Barclay's like he's just gotta take it

yeah Barclay's great comedicly he actually is very good I remember this one and saying I'll never gamble again I'll never go out with Madonna again

he's like praying to God to get his talent back and again that Madonna references in fact that like she wrote like I think Pippin and weird she never rode Jordan

she wrote Pippin and Rodman but never Jordan yeah yeah and I take that all was kind of pissed off Jordan a bit. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. What is the other one?

Yeah, there's that scene where Barclay, like, goes, like there's these girls like playing basketball on the courts or some streets. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she's like, can I play with you? He's like, oh, yeah, you're Charles Barclay, yeah, yeah. And it's like, you're not Charles Barclay. You're just some wannabe who looks like him. Be gone, want to be, be gone.

And I remember that. That bit sticks out very clearly. That's what I mean, like, that was literally on set. They're like, hey, Barclay's funny. actually is quite funny yeah yeah Berkeley's funny that's just

stick him in another Mugsy's pretty funny too the short one he's like maybe it's all on the man it's all like psychosomatic

yeah yeah it's actually impressive how much you remember yeah it's all coming back to me now you're talking

this is where I actually blame Space Jam for my ability to do racially insensitive voices

yeah it is their fault it's all space jam it's it's their fault it's Michael Jordan's the last dance indeed

though that's why they have so many they have all those scenes of them like getting checked up and stuff

and having them doing the funny jokes and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, you remember, there's one with Patrick Ewan where the doctor's like, have you been suffering in any other part of the body? You know, something like, it's an erectile dysfunction joke,

and he looks like, say, what you say, motherfucker? Yeah, that is not what he sounded like. That is not what he sounds like, of course. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Oh, yeah, he says, the doctor says, like, have you been unable to perform

in other parts of the body? He's like, well, I'll show you right now. I'll show you right now. You can just hear that music from Pulp Fiction Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-ha-ha-ha. Just Charles Barclay in a gimp suit. Yeah, so...

So they steal the players, okay? Yeah, so the aliens steal the players' talent and they become the Mon-stars. They become these big... Not M-Mong stars. Mon-Stars. Yeah, you said that, yeah. Mon-I didn't. I didn't put a G in there.

No, no, I'm saying you didn't. No, I didn't. I just said that. Okay Yeah, yeah Why are you even putting that in the mix Okay, right You're right, yeah

All right, so the mongoes What is whatever they're called But yeah, the mons It's like, oh, they're superstars No, they're monsters Like fucker and fuck a patch They're bomb stars Yeah, yeah

Nailed that shit So then the Looney Tunes panicked now Like, oh shit Yeah We gotta get Jordan So they're basically all Rided up aliens Yeah, yeah

So they're like shit We've got to get Jordan So they get Jordan while he's playing golf With Larry Bird And Bill Murray And Wayne Knight is like his Helper He wants to be like

He's always like He's a suck He's like a kiss ass Yeah he's a kiss ass He's like a little like Oh Mr Jordan please Yeah yeah So again this whole scene here

Was like we got a scene of him playing golf This is not funny And they called up Bill Murray And they're like Can you come in tomorrow Yeah what's the story behind Bill Murray How the fuck did he get Bill Murray Is he just such a huge?

basketball fan? Yeah, that's literally it, yeah, yeah. Is it? They're like, look, do you want to come in? He's like, yes. And you're like, what about, do you want to talk about money? No. No. So he came in, and that whole thing there is just Murray. That's not in the script at all. See, I don't really remember that scene, but I do remember, like, I'm pretty sure I had seen Ghostbusters. I remember loving Bill Murray as a kid, like, and I loved him in this.

So Bill Murray's not in the script. So he's just, the whole time he's on screen, it's just him improvising. It's all him, yeah. That's great. And some of the, some of some great stuff, like, when so the ball goes in the hole when you're playing golf game and Jordan's reaching down to pick it to get it

and Wayne Knight he's taking a picture yeah because he got a hole in one even though it was a magnet being held by Bugs Bunny to lure the ball in God it's weird that I remember all this shit

you see it sticks in your mind yeah yeah yeah it's weird how things like get molested you forget about and it never affects yet never affects it or actually you just watch Space Jam 17 times in one day

or when the kids post sleeping bag over your head and hit you or your father tells you you're going to die in the street

yeah all these no that shit matters yeah we're talking bugs bunny we're talking beast jam base chair

want to fly like an eagle with a fly ride it to the future so there's a funny bit in it where like they pull

Michael Jordan down through the hole yeah yeah so he disappears yes and there's a second we're like

like going like what the fuck and then they see it right they see it okay they're about to take the picture and Bill Murray's

goes, what type of camera is that? That's great. Yeah, and again, like, that's all Murray. Oh, he's so good. Otherwise, the scene would have just been like, Jordan playing golf, gets sucked in. Yeah. What type of camera is that?

That's great. Yeah, yeah. Ah, Bill. So, this is funny now, not intentionally, but, so Michael Jordan gets pulled into a loony tune's world that completely contradicts everything he taught about reality, reality, science, religion. Yeah, all of it.

I mean, if Bugs Buddy exists, there is no gods. Yeah, you know what I mean? It just proves everything is false. Yeah. Okay. And then they're doing crazy things to me. It's like, this is like an MK ultra mind experiment

where they completely shatter your reality to create a disassociative identity. Okay, so like, this is fucking insane. Like, literally bugs bunny kisses them. Like, m'm like, mw-muh, and then... Yeah, and then Jordan's like, what going on here? Yo, it's great! No, he literally is, it no emotion.

Am I being punked right now? Is that what's happening? There's no emotion. I was like, what's going on here? yeah well like that's one thing about Jordan he can't act either like well I actually see what rewatching this Jordan maybe it's because I watched the last dance but Jordan's kind of like the Hulk

where like he doesn't need to act he's the fucking Hulk okay right okay like with Jordan it's like he's Jordan you don't need anything else but you're right as soon as he's in there it's like alright yeah what go on here so this is what's up and then like you gotta help us defeat aliens like yeah I can do that

I accept your call to adventure surf you know what I mean yeah I'll play some it's just like yeah

all right under me just showing him the facilities there yeah this is kind of a dump

it's like if you're in luny to his world he's like critiquing the facility I'm not sure this hoop is

regulation it's like you're in an animated world how are you not going mental yeah

yeah that's class I never even thought about that oh he's just he should have

just like he should have just like tried to kill himself there and then you know he just like

So we're the basketballs. That's amazing. Never wants to go like, wait, there's aliens. Yeah. He's just like, all right. Yeah, yeah. I tell you, just, uh... It's great.

Just cool as, you know? It's great. That's as cool as you can be like... I mean, that really is keeping your shit together, you know what I mean? His heart rate never, like, increase at all. You don't even break a sweat. He's just like, yeah, yeah, all right. Yeah, yep.

Do you want to gamble? You got cards in this motherfucker Listen, I have a game, okay If I lose, you can kill one of my kids Oh, God Okay So, um There's just there

There's actually kind of like Disgusting joke We'd all start spitting on the floor Yeah, spit shine Yeah, it was very unlooney tunes Like They don't really do that kind of Scatological

No, I guess But this is like 90s You know Yeah, it's gross out humor Yeah Like, Anyway, like, goug and gunge was like really big in the 90s.

And like Coleman Camerty has his hair. Yes, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wouldn't mind. Well, I'm thinking more of the kids shows. Like,

it was all like, the gunge, you know, they pile into a big pile of schlitt. Just green slop. That was the whole thing. It's like, Gunge,

yeah. Yeah, that was Nickelodeon shows. Remember, like, imagine if R.T did a version of that was, like, just dump kids, like a slurry pit.

But they don't come up. The gudge. The Gond's is just like, bubbles and then they'd never come up and then the bubbles stop. Yeah. Tune in next week. Just Marty Wheelan's like Jesus, that's mad. Yeah. So let's get sexy here.

All right, here we go. So they're playing and everyone's shit. Obviously like Tweety Bird is bad. Sylvester. Sylvester Taz. Yeah, none of them can play. Can anyone here play basketball? And then Lola Bunny shows up. Lola Bunny which definitely

Lola Bunny definitely awakens A lot of fetishes for people. 100%. I mean, she is very sexy. She is the OG. She's like, she's got like the, what is it? Like little, she's wearing like a basketball jersey on like the, it's like the strap is like hanging

off her shoulder. She's very curvaceous. She speaks very sultry and say, like you are proper like, God damn, I want to fuck that bunny. Yeah, well, that was definitely another coke executive. Like, make the rabbit hot. I want to fuck the rabbit. I want to see those rabbit tinnies. Make the rabbit underage

Harvey Weinstein was like the consultant For how fuckable can we make a rabbit I noticed like watching it again The animaers really made sure To have like the ass cheeks She is up and down She is so curvy I mean she's so fucking hot

It's ridiculous She is tick She is yeah She got big juicy ass Nice big tinnies You know pretty face It's weird It's fucking weird

I was so turned on by that rabbit It was crazy If Hannah Gatsby saw that rabbit She'd get so wet Oh, I'm chilling you now. I'm going to fuck that, Ribbyt. I'm going to shove his rot out,

mawacant. That's going to be your third show. Lola Bunny. In my asshole. You've seen Nanette. Now, welcome to Lola. Oh, wow. Lolita.

And she's great. We have a scene of like, Girls can't play basketball. Yeah, and yeah, Bunny's like, let's see what you got. Doll. And then she dunks on his ass. And then she just goes right up to his face.

It's like, don't ever call me. Dahl blows in his face And I just Like whew God damn It's all coming back to me

Now she just walks away Definitely having a wank over that tonight Like Holy shit She just walks away And she's Her ass is swinging Man

She's so curvy I actually You've really Rewaken some shit here I'm gonna have to I gotta call my therapist Like hello David I'm having an episode

It's happening again Oh no Yeah you kind of like You know Of mice and men I'm like lemmy I'm gonna fuck a rabbit to death Pet the rabbits

Yeah you're gonna fuck it Yeah but you're right I thought it was consensual George Very sexualized Yeah yeah yeah It's very interesting Yeah

And if you go online And Reddit and stuff like that's This whole subsections Of Lola fandom Really? Yeah I watched the funny video Of a furry convention once

Okay And it was a guy He was vlogging the whole thing It's like We're going to the furry convention Yeah And he gets there and it's a very sad

because I think it's like a new jersey or something like that oh I want to fuck the shrabbit over here so the place feels very empty right the audience for Q&A's

is like half full less than half with who are they're famous furies oh yeah yeah yeah yeah oh wow

like furry porn stars I guess I think just people take pictures I think furries are like but are they like in the full costume that you can't see

their body in place at all so then how are they famous No, I saw in the video They had like Q&A Then like a Fashion Walk kind of thing

Right, right Yeah And then they had a It was in a hotel Okay Good So then they had like A late night

Disco thing Land of the Free Huh And it was so funny Yeah That's what my People were like Yeah

That's what That's what our forefathers My dad died Faced down in a muck For this When they were storming The beach In Normandy

They were like Two Two guys in rabbit costumes They're gonna fuck each other It was so funny Because they go to It's a disco thing for furries and there's people who's kind of

standing there awkwardly in full costume and the guy who's filming the whole thing is like we're gonna dance, yeah! And the next caught is him like in a stretcher and he's like, I broke my leg. What? I'll show it you, yeah, it's like, I broke my leg, I danced and fell weird. And then the fucking

the guys who are bringing them away you can tell they're like, what the fuck? So they're bringing them away. He's still filming the whole thing. Like, they're taking me away and everyone in the furry convention is like, Go, go, go. What was he dressed as?

I think he's a bunny ears. He wasn't really, he didn't commit to it. Oh, I'm glad he broke his leg. Yeah, he deserved it. Anyway, let's get back to... Let's get back to that sexy bunny, Lola. No, we talked too much about her. Yeah, yeah.

Now, after this, a lot of shit happens, I won't go into... They have to get, like, Jordan's magic shoes, like his special boots. Yeah, so, uh, bugs and Daffy break into his house and get his, like, shorts and jersey and shoes they get chased by a dog and yeah yeah and then they meet the kids and it's like hey we're just uh helping uh your dad's helping us play a basketball game and the kids like oh yeah of course yeah that makes sense yeah yeah yeah yeah have their dad's kind of sense of like don't ask any questions that's right yeah that's where granddad went wrong he asked questions and he went bye bye yeah yeah that'd be funny if like bugs just like you ever hear a conspiracy

about your granddad What's that, Dak? Yeah. So anyway, let's get to the game, okay? So they have the game. Yeah, okay. So, yeah, there was like the, you know, they get better, I guess, right? They get better.

They practice. They think they get better, okay? Yeah. But on the night of the game, oh, they don't do well. No. There's actually a few timing problems I had with this scene. Okay. So the players are all coming out, okay?

And it's all like, you all ready for this? Yeah. How long do you say? sing down so we have to worry about rights issues we signed up for a full 40 minutes. Yeah I would care. I'd do it. So like Bugs Bunny comes out first like

Bugs Bunny, woo! Yeah. And then Lola comes out. It was like woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, and then Daffy comes out. To silence. No, things like, in my head I remember they went silence straight away. It dies down which is not funny. Okay.

The applause dies down to nod and he's like, seriously? But it would be way funny if he came out and a immediately stopped. I don't know. And then someone else came out. No, this is a serious problem I had. The only problem you had with the whole thing.

Because I was trying to wank over a lot of the time. And then that happened. I was like, oh, you needed them cheering you on. You ruined my wank. And I'm never getting invited back to this sleepover. Dear Michael Jordan. For shame. They put a bag over my head and it was your fault.

I'm still dizzy. Yeah. So they play the game They get fucking destroyed Yeah I mean like In the first quarter Remember what's the foghorn leghorn

Yeah yeah He gets burnt to a crisp He does He dies Yeah They murder Foghorn leghorn Yeah yeah

I'll say I'll say boy I ain't letting you big Pituitary alien motherfuckers come up in here This is my house Yeah he gets caught He gets got He gets got

They clickety clack During the break Okay Yeah So they'll have it Tweety Bird is on life support Yeah, he's in an iron long machine Yeah, yeah

They're new Everyone is in bandages Oh, excuse me, Mr. Jordan Are I to believe That Tweety Bird caught polio During this game That's and that's why he's in the iron long I think not sir

Yeah, I think not Yeah, they're all fucked You're not pulling the wall over my eyes Everybody on the team is fucked Yeah But then bugs has an idea, okay Yeah, yeah, yeah He gives them a bottle of water

The secret stuff Yeah, but he has it label saying secret stuff and he's like Jordan this is your secret stuff right and George's like where you get there he like freaks out just beats the shit out of bugs bunny

little snitchin motherfucker you know what I mean? Yeah and then he's like oh these aren't needles oh I get it wink oh pletia oh yeah yeah yeah so then they all drink in they all feel fucking great

they feel strong yeah yeah yeah and they go out and at first they're fucking killing okay yes yes yes And what's so, like, they're not, this is not regulation, like, No, Daffy has, Daffy is a moped. Daffy has a moped. Usamedy Sam has a gun. Usabody Sam and, uh, what's his name, the bald one?

Elmer Fud. Elmer Fud. They do like a Pulp Fiction tribute where they're like shades and, uh, suits and they shoot. And they're playing the Pulp Fiction like, d-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-a- I remember seeing that and thinking, I remember thinking that's a reference to something. Even as a kid, I was like, they're, there's a joke. in there because I think I'd watch the Simpsons so I got from a pretty early

age like the idea of reference and stuff you know what I mean but I wanted to see it yeah but anyway that's I digress yeah okay so they're doing well but then after a while it starts to wear off yeah they're like oh no give us some more the secret secret stuff yeah and they're like it was water

it was all inside you all the time you had the magic yeah but they're like oh but I still we need something we're gonna lose oh no now that I know it's but sleepboat won't work or what are we going to do and then

I'm just trying to get my facts right here they put Wayne Knight in the game Newman yeah no one else they put Newman in the game

and Newman gets crushed do you remember this scene yeah he literally gets flattened like a pancake yeah and then they blow air into them and then a CGI fat Newman

floats around like a balloon with the air and it's all and you know the way like Lola Bunny awakened something the people.

Yes. Do you think Wayne Knight getting filled up with air and being blown around like a balloon? Do you think

that like awakens something? Possibly. Do you think there's a convention somewhere of people all dressed up

like Wayne Knight? Somebody just has like a steamroller over and Wayne Knights tied to a train tracks. Yeah, yeah. We're gonna make it real.

That'd be so funny like it's a sexual fetish to dress up like Wayne Knight to dress up like Newman. Like you have these hot girls. Yeah, and they're all just wanting to bang you

because you're Newman from Seinfeld Yeah, yeah, yeah It'd be amazing That'd be so good Hello, Jerry So Newman So Newman gets crushed

Okay And they're like Who else now? Bill Murray Bill motherfucking Murray Bill Murray shows up And once again They were like

This ending is shit We need something funny Bill can you come on Can you come here again Can you come back And once again Bill is just like Okay

And just improvises Yeah Yeah Like it is pretty funny Like he never calls them Bugs He's called them The Duck

The Duck the duck yeah the rabbit the girl rabbit yeah yeah and even like there's I do remember this

scene where Daffy's like oh so how did you get here it's like oh I just had a teamster drop me off you know

I guess that's how it goes in showbiz I was like a little like a fourth wall break and remember thinking that's brilliant when I was a child I think in one stage

someone goes like is that Dan Aykroyd oh yeah Davido's character goes Hey Dan Aykroyd is supposed to be in this picture

yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah. Because, hey, we're in the ghostbusties with Bill Murray. That's the joke. If you didn't get it, that's the joke. Yeah, yeah, all right. Good thing I didn't get it.

I was like, what's going on? That's the wrong actor. You just like, threw his shoe at your television. Yeah, yeah. So, they're all playing now, and because they've got Murray, yeah, the help as well. And because, I don't know, teamwork or some shite. Yeah, sure, yeah.

Yeah. They all start playing well. Yeah. It's near the end. seconds left. Right. We can go a bit longer on the podcast

because I'm going to cut out some of the start. What? The start was gold. A little bit of the start of my cut out. All right.

Okay. Because we went off and, you know. We did. I don't want to offend Crystal Leah. Anyway, right,

go on. Yeah, so anyway. So it's the seconds left and Jordan's in midair with the ball. Yeah. And then for some reason

he stretches his arm. His arm stretches. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like half the length of the court and he dunks the ball. Yeah.

Now, this would have worked if earlier on, like, Jordan was like, hey, why can't I do crazy things? And they were like, you got to believe in yourself. Yeah. You got to be loony, and then you can do whatever you want. Yeah. That would have worked then. Yeah. But instead he just stretches down for no reason.

No, I'm pretty sure he was like, did he not be like, hey, how did you do that one thing? And then they were like, oh, you can do anything in here or something like that. I don't know, maybe I got that wrong. You've seen it way more recently. Maybe they say that. I don't know. you know what i'd be honest with you i wasn't like i didn't have subtitles on yeah and i wasn't like sitting like i was doing other things like sure i was on my phone one yeah yeah yeah maybe you say

that you know what i take it back then who cares i regret killing his dad now i don't know yeah yeah um so um they win yeah the the loony tunes win yeah um just before we finish this were you a fan of loony tunes in your kid yeah yeah i wasn't were you know i was a weird kid I was like... Do you don't like them? The lack of internal logic really annoyed me. Oh, really?

Yeah, yeah. The fact that Lute Bugs could do anything. Like, when I was a kid, I was born into like Batman, the animated series and Justice League. Yeah, I loved the animated series of Batman.

Yeah, I like that because it's the real world. Okay. This is reality. Yeah. It's like Ken Loach. No, like, I enjoyed them. But I never always loved them.

I know some people who have a weird kind of like, oh, when I was a kid, they were, I was like, I want to be bugs, Bunny. No, I never. Like, I mean, I like the, I like the fact that he was like a, like a smart ass, you know what I mean, and always joking or whatever. But I mean, that's a typical character archetype of kind of the wise, aliki protagonist, you know what I mean? So, it's not specific to him. I've heard Chappelle talk about, he considers Bugs Bunny to be a huge influence

on him. Yeah, yeah. And I know Conan O'Brien said that when he was a kid, he watched nonstop Looney Tunes. Well, see, there was a lot less on back then, you know what I mean? So, Yeah, you had to watch There was nothing else on Yeah, exactly Or nowadays, like me and you We can sit down And watch behind the candelabra

Or, you know, just skip to your favorite scenes That you think I'll like I did not like them I curated the scenes It seems like a weird movie Yeah, anyway, that's back to Space Jam So they win the game

They win the game And Danny DeVille was like Yeah, you monster's more Like you're a piece of trash You fucking whore I'm gonna beat the show you You fucking wait till I get you home off this dinner party.

Yeah. I embarrass me in front of my work colleagues. Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf? Right. So anyway,

then the monsters are like, oh, you only pick on us when we're small. No, Michael Jordan's like, why do you take

shit from this guy? It's like, because he's bigger than we used to be. Wait. It's so weird that you, that's the exact dialogue.

Yeah. Man, I watched this movie like a hundred times when I was a kid. I had the VHS and a very unhappy childhood. I watched.

This was all I had. Whereas I watched this with a head injury. At a sleepover. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. But yeah, that's it. So then they beat him up. They, like, they shove him in a rocket and he blast them out into space.

I presumably murder him. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah. Kill your bosses. Kill your boss. Yeah. As run the jewels, I'd say. The horrible, guys who wrote horrible bosses, too.

Obviously, big fans of Space Jam. I only watch two. I watched Horrible Bosses 2 every day. Yeah. The first one, not for me. Don't like the premise But the second one Do you remember the joke at the start

Of Horrible Bosses Part 2 No Oh the Nick Kurt Dale Yeah Is that but when you say that very fast It sounds like something else

That was a space jam joke To cut out Bill Murray had an idea for a joke All right So then So then the monsters They have to give back the powers To the players

And Let's see if you can remember this now All right, okay, so right Michael Jordan's like Come on, we won the game You have to give them back their powers So then Jordan Goes back to the rail world

He calls all those basketball players And he produces this glowing basketball And they're like, yo, what's this? And he's just like, just touch it, trust me, trust me Just touch it You'll get your powers You'll get your powers if he touch it Yeah, what is it?

Shut up. Yeah Just Don't take the Blindfold off Keep your fucking nice close Yeah

No And Barclay's like Woo Be gone Wanna be gone So they touch the ball They all get their powers back They all start playing

Basketball again Now you missed one thing though Why He has to go to a baseball game So he lands a spaceship You're right On the fucking diamond He just says

Ladies and gentlemen Michael Jordan Yeah just ascended the bitch in a animated spaceship I'm well this is the craziest thing I've ever seen since Babe Ruth hit 12

home runs oh yeah you're right that's crazy the spaceship lands and then Jordan come down like Michael Jordan see it's this is obviously pre 9-11

when you could like do big things at major events and get away with it they're like Michael Jordan also a spaceship but Michael Jordan the animated spaceship like isn't it oh my God it's Michael Jordan

at the baseball game where we knew he was going to be you know what it's like the animated spaceship is irrelevant yeah oh that's great so anyway so then you're right he meets the players

and he's kind of walking away yeah he's walking away and they're like what is it basically is like ah he he doesn't have it anymore he's past it and Jordan's like

only one way to find out Yeah And then it's like Welcome to Space Jam And Jordan comes back to And that's the film And that's the movie And then Jordan wins

Three More Rings Was it three more? Yeah Wow Six all together Wow That's what I mean Like

That's crazy The fact that he retired And then came back And he did it And he did it Yeah yeah That's amazing That's yeah

That's Space Jam Yeah now Here's a team What a wild ride Space Jam too With Lebron James Yeah is coming.

Okay. I am unironically excited to see. I kind of am too. Yeah. But you know why? Because I've seen LeBron acting. He's actually pretty good. He's pretty funny.

He's like a funny guy. I'm just looking up Space Jam. I just wonder now, it's going to be... Now, I'm going to ask, will there be a Black Lives Matter aspect of the film? Possibly. Or something about inclusiveness or being progressive. Because the whole thing is filmed. It's all done?

It's all done. When Well, COVID kind of Fucked everything up Kobe did Yeah Yeah

So like It's kind of In limbo Right now I'd love it If Kobe was One of the players That they talked

The power Oh sorry It's COVID Oh COVID Yeah I thought you I said Kobe Oh no

No That's what I mean Like What will they do Will they have A reference to Kobe Will they

Will Bugs Bunny It'll probably Be dedicated to Kobe maybe Will Bugs Bunny Go to a hotel In Colorado What's up

Your ass doc Yeah Yeah Yeah what was the quote he said it was something like he didn't know what pre-cum was that was it okay they talked to him we found

he was like I used a condom like we found a pre-cum and he's like what's that yeah and he's like oh oh oh oh excuse me for a moment yeah yeah you go outside and just screams oh no yeah so space charm 2 is coming out yeah it's gonna be LeBron James

Don Cheadle as unknown villain Okay Is that it? No, there's a lot of people here Mostly players on the list here Clayton Anthony Davis Chris Paul A few WNBA players

Because you know Oh right of course Yeah Makes me so angry Hannah Gatsby Hannah Gatsby Hannah Gatsby is playing Is Hannah Gatsby

playing Kobe Bryant Someone get me away from me yeah so I'm reading up here the filming is all done apparently you're going to have a lot of

characters anime characters from other Warner Brothers films as well I think Mr. Smith might be in it from the Matrix Okay right

so it's gonna be it's gonna be crazy yeah it's gonna be like all the Warner Brothers properties yeah will be showing up and getting up to crazy stuff

it'll be interesting because one would assume this is gonna be a lot more like scripted and planned and put together as opposed to the original that was just like hey remember that commercial

let's make a movie version and whatever happens happens Yeah Ryan Coogler is the producer and he's done like Fruitvale Station and Black Matter Oh okay Creed Okay so it's definitely going to be

Like this is I wouldn't be surprised They're aiming for some emotion That's why I'm wondering if they're going to have This will be interesting now I will put money on it It will have to Well the studio allow it Because it's a big risk

dedicated to Kobe, yeah, it is a bit That's the risk They could catch heat for that Like, yeah But nobody really talked a lot about The rape case after Kobe died No, it'll be something real generically

Dedicated to all those Who Believe in Inclusivity It'd be something like that milk toast And that bland Dedicated to all those who believe That all lives matter Imagine if you just said It's like blue lives

Matter. Welcome to the Space Jam. I wonder who's doing the soundtrack. We didn't even really talk about Art Kelly,

but he did the soundtrack for Space Chan. It's not like he was on set. Yeah, I guess. Yeah, just use his song. Like, I am excited to see

what happens in it and I really, I really like fucking LeBron James. He has three rings. He should have got more but unfortunately

the Warriors are just incredibly good. Okay. And I'm excited to see his acting career. Yeah. I would love it if he just became, like, The Rock. Yeah, well, he's, I don't know, he's more charisma than The Rock, I don't know.

Like, let's be honest here. If Vin Diesel died and they were like, we're going to replace him with fucking LeBron James. Yeah. Would anybody, even Vin Diesel's family care? They'd be like, whoa! Yeah, yeah. He'd be like, this is so much better. It's about family.

Not you. Yeah, LeBron. He definitely has a bright future in acting, I think. Yeah, yeah. 100%. If he wants to it, he could do anything like. Yeah, he might not be ours, yeah. Same with, like, a lot of these guys, they could have done it.

Like, Jordan could have done more. That's true. I do feel like I would have loved to have one other Jordan film, like one, like, action movie, like a Beverly Hill cop kind of thing. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, who would you, think about the times. Who would, let's say, like, it's an action, action comedy, okay? Okay.

Who would you put them with? As in, like, a buddy cop thing? Yeah, maybe, maybe it's more, like, okay listen this okay okay this is what they did with fuck I'm so tired

green hair Dennis Rodden Dennis Rodman sorry yeah he was in two action films was he both of them it was like you know he's an assassin

he teams up with like a cop or he's a basketball player and he teams up with an assassin What are the movies I forget the names of them now they were very bad shit so let's say to do a film okay where Michael Jordan

is a basketball player you know big big stretch and the government puts a chip in his head for him to be an assassin yeah yeah or something like that and then like

someone else has to like save to help him they got to team up with another guy as saying another scientist who would you pick I'm thinking Cage Nicklaus Cage around that time like

let's say two years after Space Jam 90s I mean you need somebody like comic relief you know who can basically carry Jordan because he can't act Jim Carrey maybe Now let's be honest here

Is that too big though? Might be a bit too big Jim Carrey would see that Now think of the times here You can't pick a black actor Because studios back then I didn't Oh no I'm not saying you did

You're always so defensive Oh my God Jim Carrey Don't tell me No No I've been lied to He's not one of those I'm gonna burn my

Yeah, I'm saying is because studios back then, let's say, because I would have picked like Eddie Murphy. Okay, yeah, sure. But there's no way they would have put two black people's a lead for a big budget film like that because it would have been scared. Yeah. Yeah. I'm being honest here. You're right. You're right.

So I think Jim Carrey makes sense. Yeah. Jim Carrey or I feel like I'm missing some. Willis? Willis? Yeah. That's too much. You need someone who's fun.

You need funny. You need somebody funny that can like, that. because Jordan will be the straight man You know what I mean inevitably And Jordan probably because of the chips in his head He can have scenes of like I am George He has no emotions that makes sense

Okay yeah Yeah yeah I think Jim Carrey is the best chance Yeah yeah I think I feel like we missed out On one really shit action movie With Jim Carrey Or Adam Sandler maybe

You remember because Adam Sandler did that movie With Damon Wayans called Bulletproof Oh no no sorry sorry sorry, Chris Farley. Chris Farley. That would have been great. Yes. Yes.

That would be great. Oh my God. What year was Space Jam? Because Farley died in 97. I think Space Jam was like 90. Maybe I think it was like, well, I think it's like late 90s, man. Let me listen. It might have also been 97.

96. 96? Oh no. Damn. You would have got him just at the end. Yeah, that's depressing actually. Yeah, yeah. Oh, imagine how depressing that would be were like,

they're filming the movie and then he ODs and Jordan be like what a quitter oh man that'd be good no Michael Jordan and Chris Farley

yeah because if you look up the trailer I'm watching the film but the trailer for Dennis Rodman films yeah he's got green hair and he's a sass

he's jumping off a building with two guns it's proper it's ridiculous yeah yeah yeah yeah sure that's what I want I want a scene of like

Michael Jordan surfing and he's got a gun and Chris Farty's on a surfboard as well going whoa yeah Anything else you want to say before we end this? No, that was a fun little trip down memory.

That was a very fun. I'm so impressed but your knowledge of it. It's actually disturbing. I mean, if there was ever a better example of how mentally ill I am is the fact that I remember Space Jam was to such a degree of accuracy. I want to bring you to a casino. Okay. And then like, I'm like, I want you to count cards.

I got to leave the table. Never got to leave the table. I'm like, okay. I'm like, James, what does he? have and you're like, uh, in space Jam? I just start quoting space job. Oh yeah, that'll be great.

Oh yeah. Okay, we're going to end it there. All right, that was fun. Bye guys. Goodbye.