Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 79 : Brendan O' Connor And The Birthday Boy

Episode Date: August 16, 2020

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Hey, yo, how are you getting on? It's the birthday, boy. Hey, it's my birthday. 31. 31, yeah. You know what? We recorded a podcast a while ago, and you were kind of down yourself. You were like, this is going to be the last birthday.

32s for retard. I am making it to 32. You kept dropping these hints, like, yeah, you're going to miss me when I'm not around. Yeah. Oh, I really, I wouldn't give you the satisfaction. To be honest, the. only reason I don't kill myself is because I know you'd milk the shit out of it

so I'm not letting the amount of grief pussy out just messaging random women haven't talked like five years just showing up to my funeral with like yeah just like some Viagra in your pocket ready to bang

my grieving mother I come to your funeral on a white suit with a sombrero yeah I'm just my my pockets blue chews are falling out of my pockets blue chews everywhere a trail of blue chews you finally get sponsorship from the podcast bluechoo.com this funeral is sponsored by blue chewed and do it

use promo code james is dead uh yeah yeah so you're down yourself you're dropping hints i really wasn't what are you down no more than usual yeah yeah yeah yeah and then uh Jesus, the bed you broke. Man, yeah, that bed is so, it's shit like, because it's the planks.

Yeah. I know, we've, so we talked about it before. This is part with the fans love hearing about the bed.

So anyway, yeah, so anyway, you were down yourself and then you got some presents. Oh yeah, I got to my roommates brought me presents,

yes. Alcohol and books to indulge my two favorite, my two loves. You're like a professor. The written word and just the

decaying of my liver. You know what's funny is... Don't dodge it! That's right! You know what's so funny is, like, so a professor he'd drink like single malt, okay? And read Tinnison. On the rocks. Yeah, yeah, and read Tinnison. You're drinking Pironi.

Peroni and they got me books about gangsters and murderers. Yeah, yeah, and reading about El Chapo, wherever. Pablo Escobar. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're reading about Pablo and the... What was fucking, um... What was De Niro's character in Irishman? Oh, Frank Shearing?

Yeah, Frank Shearing. I'm like Frank Shearing I'll kill Natalian I don't care I'm gonna murder Jimmy Hoff As you swig from your Peroni Peroni's pretty upper class though It's an upper class beer It is yeah yeah

It's definitely like For where you are in life It's what you should be drinking For where I am in life Who the fuck are you to come in here And tell me where I am You piece of shit You fucking mong

Get out of my gaff Fucking pay bills in this gaff Fuck you Yeah, I'm just going to while out on you. Typical birthday. This is good, you should be drinking more often. But what I meant is, okay, is I wouldn't without drink Peroni because I'm not at that level yet.

Okay, right. I'm still at college. Do I have to drink like... Like Karpaki? Yeah, Karpaki and like Tesco vodka. Were you around... Remember there was a guy selling vodka around Dundalk? He made it himself?

He made his own vodka? Yeah, yeah. Oh. Where did he sell it in the college? Not in the college. He wasn't involved with the college. Imagine it was like

he's the dean Welcome to DKIT And here's some vodka I made in my bathtub Yeah There was like bits in it No one knew what the bits were Like gold

But instead of bits of gold It's like Dog hair Debris Yeah It's like a fingernail And like Yeah

Yeah just little bits and pieces And like What's this in my two And you pull it out And it's like Some wood shavings Or just a bit of bone is this a femur

it's like a prize remember when cereals just have prizes yeah yeah yeah just a random bit of metal that's full of rust but anyway yeah yeah he sat it around and like a few people drank it I had a tiny bit and I was like I think I might have to sit down for a while really yeah yeah yeah I wouldn't was it was it vodka or was it potching

no it was that's why I was thinking as well no it was vodka now let's be honest okay he said he made it yes let's be honest here yeah he could just have bought Tesco vodka and put it in a dirty bottle you would actually hope that's what he did I'd prefer

that to be honest. How else could you do it in Dundalk he's not actually going to do it himself with potatoes. Who knows? Maybe maybe. Well see it's probably not that much different from making potching like right? I do remember watching videos of them making

was it vodka? Probably in Russia like and it was just like you know it's time that's patience. Okay. The longer leave it eventually it will become somewhat drinkable. Right. But it could be like days, could be months.

Okay. It could be years. Yeah, I really don't know anything about the process of fermentation. It would be so funny, if I try to, I'm like,

I'm going to grow vodka. And I have like, I have like the whole set up for weed. I have a whole grow house set up with all the lights. Just on a potato. I'm like, any day now. Any day now,

yeah. Pow, bottle of vodka. Nice. Nice. Yeah. Yeah. So, um,

uh, been up to much in the last week? In the last week? No, uh, working. Just been at work and stuff. Uh, it's getting very busy now with the NBA and NHL are both back. No, NHL I don't watch, but NBA, I've been watching like crazy recently. Well, you've been watching illegal streams, right? Yeah, yeah.

And you've been showing me like, man, like the level of racial abuse. Like, it's to an absurd degree. So let's, look, this is what story is. Okay. There's a website I go on to, to watch a legal stream. is NBA. Yeah. Like Pirate Bay,

but for NBA. For NBA, yeah, yeah. So you have to click on to the website, go on to the game you want to watch. Right.

And there's a little comment section on the side. Right. Now, you think the comments on the side of the game would be like, yeah, way to go, LeBron.

Nice three-pointer there. Yeah, or like, hey, LeBron ain't shit. And then someone else going like, fuck you. Yeah.

Instead, it is just insane. It's either anti-Semitism. Right. And it's all stuff like, you know, who owns the slaves? Really.

You know what I'm talking about? They want white people, what are they? Do some research. Oh, yeah, they're white people wearing yarmacos. Right, right. And the other stuff is just pictures of Ed Norton. From American History ads. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Doing the curb stuff? Yeah, that's it, yeah. Just that little gif. And it's this nonstop, like, the only good, beep is a dead beep. Okay. No, it's like the only good star, star, star, star, star, star. And I'm like, the only good star, star, star, star, star. And I'm like, wonder what that stands for?

Let me try and decode this message Do you want to good Whigger? No, getting close What happened to Wiggers, man? Remember Wiggers? Oh, they were great. Wiggers now, I feel like it's just become part of life

because you know the way black culture becomes white culture after a world? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we take the best. Yeah, but like, I mean, you know, Wiggers were, yeah, it's true. Wigger, it's kind of been like it's sort of absorbed

into the mainstream culture where people talk like, oh, yo, man, what's up, that's whack or whatever and they'll just be pasty white kids but it's not as jarring as them like walking around in like a du rag wearing fuboo it's like what it is my peep well you know what it is is uh it's a generational thing sure so the kids grown up now it's like yeah this is how i talk you know what's been a minute you know and but while wigger kids okay yeah they're like rapoport is the best example yeah yeah they're going like in their head going like is this

what they say come on you can do it you can do it you can be black you can be black uh you Yo, it's been a minute. Oh, fuck's sake. Hey, yo, it's been a moment. Yeah. Oh, no, that's not right. Oh, damn it. Let's go back to Rada.

Oh, fiddle sticks. Yeah, yeah. See, they were very much white kids who were like, I'm going to be like that. Yeah. Where white kids now that are growing up in this culture. What are you like it or not, James? I have no problem with it. Yeah.

I'm all good with it, you know? But yeah, it's insane. So, like, it's the side is full racism. Yeah. And but the game itself, they're pushing this agenda. that sounds like I'm against it they're... Wait, who's pushing

what agenda? The NBA, like, yeah. What agenda are they pushing? Put the ball in the hoop? Those evil scumbags! The way I said it... This is white genocide. They're putting a ball in a hoop.

I was talking about Black Lives Matter, but I made it sound like they're pushing this agenda. What I meant is... Yeah, there's little like promos and stuff promoting Black Lives Matter. Some of them are a little bit over the top where it's like, we believe that black lives matter.

If a white person's silent, that equals black debt. Paco Bell. Taco Bell, because nobody still cares about Mexicans. Yeah, yeah. It's like, they're trying their best, and a lot of it is like, yeah, good. But some of it is like, this isn't ad, by the way, so I'm not going to fully believe. Yeah, exactly. Like, the Nike ad they have at the moment is so funny.

Really? I don't get offended by it by no people will. Go for it. What is it? What is it? It's like a split screen thing. Oh, yeah. So, like, let's say, um, uh, try this on this, James, okay? See if you can pick up the message, okay?

Okay. So it's like half the screen is LeBron James. Right. And the other half is Megan Raponi. Who's that? Uh, she's like a big football, uh, star, women's football. As in soccer or? Sorry, soccer football.

I think it's soccer, yeah, yeah. It's not American football. Yeah, it's not American football. Yeah, so women's soccer, okay? Right, right, right. She's probably the most famous women's soccer player, okay? What ethnicity is she, may I ask? She's a white lady.

Now, let's say if you can, you did, you did. You did media studies. Well, I did, yes. Let me try and deconstruct the semiotics. It's a split screen, okay? LeBron's on one side. Right.

Megan's on the other. Black man, white woman. Yeah. But they're saying the same thing. Okay. Yeah. Right. And what are they saying?

What exactly, what are they saying? Well, what do you think? Is there stuff like, just like, like, Black Lives Matter? This is a Nike ad. It's like, we believe that we need to do better, and we need to make sure this stops, and we've got to make sure that people understand. Black Lives Matter is not a controversial thing to say.

Yeah, okay. Yeah, that's a fair. I would agree with that argument. So the ad is all... Nothing wrong there? The ad is all stuff like that, okay? Right, right. So it's like black man, white woman.

Black woman, white man. Like, all these different famous people, okay? Oh, so they're kind of like changing, right? Yeah, yeah, right, right. but then they do something very interesting at the end do they I swear this is true they show

they split from they go away from format here okay this is out of the box there's a woman on a skateboard in a burqa okay okay and she's skating towards the center of the screen

right the transition point kind of like that Lumier brothers film up the train pulling into the station people just get up and run out of the cinema terrified as the woman on the Berger come

the skateboard She's going to kill us all I've seen the bodyguard I believe it was the Lumier brothers I could be wrong with that But she comes to the transition point And after transition point She's a gay man

Wait how do you know she's a gay man Well he's where He's literally holding a rainbow flag Okay right yeah yeah yeah Still on the skateboard Yeah yeah right right So Burke is gone Burke is gone

Right now There's many different ways To get offended by this Okay like think of the options okay this is what I like about this okay so option one yes you're a white guy

I am who hates Muslims you're like ugh they shouldn't be on TV they shouldn't be on skateboards or TV next one okay or gays actually your white guy hates gays then what if you're a Muslim

who hates gays yeah and doesn't think well I'm sure like certain Muslim guys would not like to see a woman on a skateboard yeah that's another reason to be offended but also the idea of like oh is she better now

because she went she's a gay man now okay she's like Pokemon they evolve right she's went from what is it Charmander to Charzart

yeah so like they got Muslim woman to gay man they got a Muslim woman to fight Pikachu okay and she won gotta catch a ball and she won

and then she evolves into a much better thing like a gay man on a skateboard now yeah of course yeah yeah so like you could get offended

about that. No one's, I went online to see if anyone was offended. Again, I don't care at all. I think it's kind of cool to see a burqa skateboard. Sure, yeah. I want to see her do some tricks. That should be, you know, Tony Hawk. They all have burqis? Yeah. That would be a good challenge now.

All sports just have burqas, you know, MMA, ice hockey. Ice hockey. That would be interesting. Yeah, but I went online to see if anyone was offended and people who were offended were the usual lot, you know? Right, okay. So what the racist? A lot of people like, I don't want my kids to see this, what if they catch something.

Right. My kid owns a skateboard. What, do you tell me now he needs to put on a burqa? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Their whole thing is like, you shouldn't wear a black clot over your head. Right. On your body.

White, and that's it. A little pinty hat. I mean, I would imagine that wearing a burk on a skateboard will actually be quite dangerous because it's a long billowy piece of clothing. It could get like, caught under the wheels and you could fall off? That's what I mean, yeah. That's the only thing that I could think of that's problematic about

it. Not from any ideological standpoint, but just, you know, health and safety. Yeah, really. And if you talk to these people, probably like, sure, you can't even say that. You couldn't even stop him. You couldn't. You try to put a helmet on her, you end up in jail. I've seen them.

They're skateboarding all over the place. No elbow pads. With the, you know, worship in the ear, the dragon, wherever they do. With their chopsticks. Their chopsticks. They're little dots on their heads. With their shrimp on the barfie.

With their bangers and mash. Yeah, yeah. They're all just like in his head, all foreign. Just an awful combination of everything he hates. Oh, yeah. But no, I haven't seen these ads now. Well, you're doing the Russian versions. Yeah, we just said.

out the Russia. Believe me, they would not send that shit to Russia. Oh, no. Hell no. What are the Russian ads like? Do you see the ads? No, we don't see their ads. No, no, no. Because, like, we just, like, we stay with the live feed of the game, you know what I mean? So it doesn't show any ads on the Russian channels, just, like, promos for, like, other sports. So we never actually see any of their ads. Like, I imagine a lot of their ads are very much, like, if you want to be, like, Putin, do this. Yeah. Yeah. So if you want to have hair, like, Putin, I don't know, he's bald. Bullding Well no He's got like He's got hair He's like that back in the sides But nothing on the top Yeah I'd say all the spokespeople

Have like a vague Putin look to them Where people like you know Let's say he's advertising shampoo He looks like Putin He's got He's on a horse with no shirt Yeah yeah yeah My shampoo

Or I kill you Yeah and they're like well I'll do it They can't argue with that Yeah Was I talking about this on the podcast before But it's so funny that like When Putin

You know Got in the power his whole thing was like I'm just a regular guy you know I'm boring job I drink a little too much naughty I get up to note you know yes

I definitely didn't do anything involving the KGB I never cut a man's throat I am not an elite assassin I can murder you with a spoon yeah he's just trying to win the guys he's about like Jim from the office or Jim from everybody loves Jim

Jim Belushi yeah yeah both of them actually wait no that wasn't no according to Jim that's what that show was called. Oh, you're right actually,

yeah, well, let's be honest, me and you aren't exactly big... Jim Belushi fans! Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, no. Jim was the best.

The best Belushi was Jim. I like Jim Belushi. I like Stephen Baldwin. Emilio Estavis. Well, he kind of is the better of the two. Yeah, I like Charlie Sheen.

Who's some good failure brothers? Yeah. There's lots of them. Bill Clinton's brother. Oh, yeah? Yeah, he was a drunk. as well. Joel Murray.

I actually do like Joel is great on Madman. Yeah. Oh, is he in Madman? He's, yeah, yeah. I actually,

I rewatch Madman recently. I've forgotten how intrigal he is to the plot. He's only in like 17 episodes out of like the seven seasons.

Right. Every time he probably has like won the best arcs. Okay. In it. Not to get in too much but he's like has a drinking problem

and then he kind of like deals with it and comes back being like sober. Right. But he's one of those sober guys he's like, you know, yeah,

I'll still go to the parries and like, Okay. He's very good at, like, he's very good like taking a drink, like, cheers, tanks, tanks, and then, like, just, you know, throwing it in the sink.

Yeah, throwing it in somebody's face. Yeah, because especially back then, if you, like, you weren't drinking and people noticed it, yeah, yeah, we got a problem here. You're not one of those, uh, I'm trying to put the word gay and communist together.

Gomminist. Communists. Comia gay. Yeah, commia gay. Communists. Yeah. There you go. Yeah, that's a good idea.

Yeah. So any, um, gay communists. out there we just helped you hit us up we know that's our key demographic gay communists um yeah oh i actually want to make some corrections okay from the previous podcast we've done as in today or no from last week all right what happened uh correction number one habadashery okay okay is not for hats oh okay how did you did somebody somebody message you directly no what happened is i said on the podcast we're habitashries for hats yeah to sell hats yeah and these down and I was like, I think that's true.

Okay. And I was driving home and I was like, I think that's true. Now I was trying to go sleep. I was like, much like what's the Edgar Allan Poe story where the heart's beating? Oh, the telltale heart? Yeah, much like that. Yeah. The telltale habadishery. I was like and then like around three o'clock

in the... You woke up in a cold sweat, paddock. Oh! No! No! Zink! Zink! And I checked and it's not for hats. is it for that?

For sewing. Okay. Yeah. So an egg on my face. Yeah, you look like quite the fool. Now, who's going to respect me now? Now I try to chat up to teenage girls. They're going to laugh at me.

What was the other correction? Okay, the other one was actually for you, if you don't mind. Oh, please. I know it's your birthday. Yes. So we were talking about felching. Okay. Yeah, it doesn't involve a corpse.

Yeah. But it is orifice around the... It's sucking the jizz out of... the pussy or assholes. That's it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But there is another one that does involve a corpse.

Yes. What is that? That's going to say, you can win on a technicality because you can do it with a corpse. It doesn't specify... Okay. There's not in a rule book

about it not being a corpse. Well, I don't know. I guess the hip cats that I hung out with, I hung out with some pretty wild dudes. Yeah. And when I learned about felching, it involved a corpse.

So, hey. I imagine it's better way of corpse. Probably. Less complaining. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, God. A one of these days

And you're like Oh no, you're dead I can't do anything to you Weekend at Bernice 3 Felching But it's the modern day Weekend at Bernie's We're in a gay relationship

And got a problem with that Me and this corpse Are gonna get married Yeah, that's right That's what happened Yeah How'd he die He fell off his skateboard

Broke his neck The Burka got caught On the room Yeah So like Felching can be with dead It's like a blowjob Can be with a dead person Yes it can

Yeah well no not necessarily because can a dead cock get hard hey does not be hard for blowjob as i've learned okay yeah yeah you can suck the jizz out saw from a corpse is that what you're telling me no no i'm not saying a successful blow job okay but you can attempt a blowjob yeah that's a good point yeah let's be honest here we're both men of the world okay sure uh surely at one stage you've had a woman tried to give you a blow job and it doesn't work and eventually you have to like ah look here well i yeah i have not come but like only when i'm like really drunk or whatever. Oh no, I mean like it's just soft. As in wouldn't get hard at all. Yeah, yeah.

It was like, you know what they put on the bait to catch fish? Yeah. That's basically what she has in her mouth like. Right, yeah, a little like worm on a hook. Yeah, yeah. I mean, you know, I have had to like sling it up half mass, you know what I mean? That's, it's not, it's never good, but I can, yeah, I can, you know, it gets close enough to a decent attempt, you know? It's a solid effort. Yeah, no one's going to like, um, you know the Olympics and they hold up the numbers. numbers up yeah yeah yeah it'd be like five stick the landing fives and fours like not not completely disrespect like um it's so it's a it's a not

you feel bad though when you don't come yeah yeah because like it's not you it's me I'm on antidepressants and I drink heavily so it's your fault you bitch yeah yeah you know you class them you trick me you glass them in the face because uh you know equal rights or whatever

happy birthday If you tell anyone of them Yeah I've been drinking So this is what you did You like waited for me to get all liquored up Before I recorded this episode Yeah this is like me playing my mind games now

The talented Mr. Ripley over here Yeah just me and you in a bath Like yeah Yeah well perfect con Or just get you all liquored up And I'm like so women Oh yeah Yeah

I just start bombing Look, you should be able to joke about glass and women. I just did it, baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And, like, what? We're going to, like, convince someone to do it? Yeah. I mean...

We can't convince anyone do anything on this show. No, God. We don't have any listeners, so it's fine. Well, we have a few. A few diehards are great. Thank you. We love you all. We love you all.

Cody is one. Kieran, Dowling. Shane. Oh, Kieran listen sometimes. Shane's a patron. Adam Tallon, if he's still there. Mooney, my friend Mooney. Kieran Mooney.

Oh, no, I got a couple. There's also Connor McKenna over in the States. Is your sister listen anymore? Yeah, my sister listens, yeah. Is she had the kid yet? Yes, she's had the kid. Oh, you told me, yeah. Yeah, we talked about it on the podcast.

Quite some time ago. Yeah, remember I was just checking my phone the whole time. Oh, you're still talking about this, isn't you? I was too busy looking up habadasharies. Yeah, and you still got it wrong. Yeah, I was looking it up, but not actually reading it. I was like, I know. I'm just like looking up things I know and not reading.

but yeah no we got a few we got we got some dedicated listeners we're very lucky it's just a shame that we can't like break out into big numbers you know well give it time give a time keep drinking oh keep drinking yeah we gotta drink myself to death before we get success we find the big glass and women fan base they're like finally no one else was talking to us we have live shows yeah yeah we're like like like galler okay but instead of a watermelet And just glassing And we just walk around With a broken bottle

Mm hmm You all ready Does anyone to be a volunteer And like The girls The first two rows May get wet Yeah

You're like anyone to volunteer And the girl's boyfriend's Like her her Do it And then we afterwards Have to like Listen guys We're just joking around

By cutting her face We didn't mean it It's just a gag What we're doing Is actually very intelligent It's a goof Yeah It's a comment on the patriarchy

Yeah. Okay. Oh, yeah. So I was trying to get sponsorship. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you message around some people. I purposely sent 100 emails.

Nice. Took me a whole day. Yeah, fair play. I was near the end. I was sweating. Yeah. I was downing Red Bulls. Yes.

At one stage, my mother came in. I was like, get the fuck out. You whore. You bitch! Yeah, yeah. And you glaster. Yeah, it's catching on. What's for the podcast?

My dad walks in, it's like, good work, son. Finally. Something we can agree on. Yes. For him, I was like pulling the sword, the scaliber out of the stone. Hail, King Arthur. Yeah, yeah. So I emailed companies, okay.

Most of them didn't get back to me. Okay. Fair enough. I had one sex shop get back to me. They were like, we don't do this. But happy fucking. Happy fucking. Yeah.

Oh, that was nice. Because I told them up front, like the name of the show is Brian and James Fucky Jitter. Yes. Yeah. Deal with it. If you don't like it, get out. And apparently they took that advice. Yeah, a lot of them did get out.

They didn't even get in, to be honest. They never, yeah, they didn't need to get out. We had one guy message me and he was like, oh, I kind of do stuff for like companies. I kind of help match a podcast with a company. Right, right. But unfortunately, we're not American and we don't have a big American fan base. Like, yeah, you told me that and it's like, if we had a big American fan base. American fan base, would we fucking need this guy?

Does he, like, ring up Mark Marron, just like, I can take you to the next level, Mark. You need me. Hey, Mark, do you want to get sponsored by a sex shop in Dublin? Who sponsors Mark these days? I don't know, Stamstackcom and other shit. The big names, yeah.

The big ones, probably blue-choo. I didn't message Stamstock, but again, they're American. Yeah, yeah. So I message, like, the post office? We just ring up, we go to the post office. Yeah, yeah. Will you sponsor our podcast? What are the services

people in the like elect air eartricity Yeah You even ask Like oh could We get Satanta to sponsor us Like

If Satanta ever hears this podcast I'll be fired immediately And rightfully so That's why it's a race Against Time for us to get Sponsorship before you get fired It's like an episode of 24 We're just running around

Do Doo do Dooo My daughter's running around gets attacked by a cougar. Yeah, it's not going well. Nah. But, you know, I'm still going to keep emailing companies.

Do it. And you know what? I was friendly the first round. Second round. I'm going to get a little raw. No more, Mr. Nice guy. Yeah, yeah. Going to get a little raw.

I'm just going to start sending them threatening emails. You know, that kind of like, let's say I messaged the head of Tesco, okay? Yeah, Mr. Tesco. Yeah, Mr. Tesco, I'm like, uh, your daughter's doing well in school these days. What? I hear she's tough for a class in the swimming team. How do you know this? I know everything. Yeah. Yeah. And it's like, I'm like, I have a sniper on your daughter, okay?

Two snipers. One aimed at the head, one at the womb. Okay. She's either going to be dead or not have kids, okay? You have a choice to make. Yeah, yeah. I should only get shot on one, okay, regardless. Yeah. So if you're lucky, it's the womb. Yes.

Okay. Yeah. The only chance you have, okay, is to give us 20 euro a month. And he's like, well, 15. Done. Done. Like it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I'm like, this will help to pay off the snipers who cost, the Israeli snipers who cost 20,000, 20 grand per second. The massage are very pricey. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I lied and I said she was Palestinian just to get the price down. Bargain. yeah finished your peroni there finished my beer yeah what do we add here half an hour half an hour's not bad yeah you know what we haven't even got to brandon o'connor yeah i thought we were going to talk with brendon o'connor and we were having

so much fun yes we were didn't get to him yet so let's get into it okay well is this just is this a part of a new thing that you're doing yes okay this is a new segment on the show called people we hate right so every week either me or james pick someone we hate. We go into the history and why we hate them, why they're hateable, and why you should hate them. Okay. And let's be honest here why you should docks them, attack them, get those snipers back.

Go to their home. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's actually one bit, I wish I saved it for the Patreon episode. Yeah. But, um, look, let's just get this out of the way, okay? Okay. Brendan O'Connor. Yes. His son... Oh? You know.

What? Let's just say he should be off limits. I don't know what that means. Let's just say he, uh, he, he's, uh, he's, uh, he's swimming, uh, no, I was just, I was going to say swimming with the fishes. That's dead. Yeah, that is dead. He's got Down syndrome.

Let's just say, let's just say he's swimming with the crayons. Swimming with the crayons. That tastes so good. Let's just get down the way, okay. The sun has down syndrome. Yeah, yeah. And that's in no way my fault. No, it's not.

I don't want anyone to start. Why has Brendan O'Connor tried to blame you? He's taking you to court. I don't want anyone to say it's a kind of rain dance. Brain dance. Yeah.

Yeah, so let's just get that out of way. Right, okay. Get the silliness out of way and let's get into the serious. Like, obviously you shouldn't hate him for that. No. That's the only likable thing about him. Right.

Okay. I didn't know that at all. Yeah. Well, he uses him a lot in his column. Actually, even using it sounds, saying like he uses him a lot sounds like I'm going to be negative. Like he talks about him a lot in his columns, okay?

His awful, awful columns, okay? Right, right, right, right. Brendan O'Connor. Yes. A guy, we all kind of know, but we don't want to. No, no. He's someone we, I think,

there's a lot hateable people out in the world. Yeah. And Brendan O'Connor kind of sneaks around, okay? And we kind of don't notice him. Yeah. Okay. He's, yeah, it's kind of like, he's so boring that you don't really pay attention to him.

But on the rare occasions, you do pay attention to him. You just think, Oh, this is a very unpleasant, unlikable individual. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. But you think, like,

oh, he's not as bad as, like, Stalin? Yeah, Stalin or Hitler. Yeah. You'd be wrong, my friend. Oh, okay. So, Brendan O'Connor, born in Cork. Right.

Okay. From a young age, Wunderkind. Okay. Debate Society. Oh. At a young age, he was doing comedy. He was singing. Comedy?

Yeah, yeah. Really? Stand-up comedy. Fuck off. Yeah. I think a big part of his personality is, fact he's a failed comic. Okay.

He does have that bitterness. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, back in the day, if you're a failed comic, you had to go into, like, writing and write, and write funny, funny columns. Okay. Wait, how long was he a comedian for, roughly? A few years. He did, he was doing the interlaw. Really?

Yeah, yeah. Oh, wow. Listen to this. Wow. His character, okay, was a satirical poet. Soterical poet? Yeah. Okay.

You'd make fun of poets. Okay. Yeah. So what, he'd just get up there and do intentionally bad poetry? Yeah, yeah, in the intro, yeah, yeah. Right, okay. That was his schick for a while, okay? Okay, fair enough.

And then he got into writing. Oh. For the independent. Right. Now, apparently his older brother got him into writing. Who's, what does his older brother do? You know what he does? What?

Sleep with the fishes. Oh! And he doesn't have Down syndrome. Okay. Yeah. His older brother got him in the writing and then died. How'd he die? I didn't see

It didn't really go into detail Okay I assume I hope it was something painful Okay Hopefully I hope it was like He had to listen to his brother's stand up Or like he was driving behind the truck

For like you know rebar Rebar You know those pipes Oh yeah yeah And like And one like came out and flew through the Yeah I hope like it was A whole final destination thing

Yes Or you see a thing in final destination Where the girl's in the sunbed And the thing falls over And you can't open the door Yeah And then they just slowly cook alive Yeah

I hope that was that's what happened Yeah, I hope he was in a bikini And he got burnt to death Listening to roller coaster Oh, yo Okay, so he's a You know, he's writing He's doing some poetry, some comedy

Some singing Sure And he's like, this is great He gets onto a TV show called Don't Feed the Gondolas Gondolas Yeah Which does play on gorillas

Darrow Breen was on there Darrow Breen and Sean Moncrief Right It was a tree of them Okay And I watched an episode you get an idea what the show was yeah and it's funny because it's like the panel

but it's the 90s right so Lewinsky jokes are like topical they're huge right yeah yeah yeah uh and it's funny because you know like Darrow Breans doing like stuff that like it's not groundbreaking but it's like it's just funny yeah yeah Bill Clinton like Pinocchio but instead of his nose getting bigger it's like oh oh you know yeah it's more meat

than wood you yeah yeah like he's put their jokes yeah sure yeah maybe like he probably looks back and like oh you know yeah but I'm sure at the time it was great like Yeah, yeah. So it's, so Sean Moncrief, he's on news talk now. Yeah. And his daughter's on only fans.

Yeah, and she seems pretty funny, like, I watch her vlogs and she's pretty funny. Okay. No, she's, she's all right, like. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What did I, I say nothing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not chills. Okay, so Sean Moncrief was a straight guy on the show, he was the host.

Right. And he batted back and forth. Okay. And it's funny watching him play, because Darrow Breen gets a laugh. Yeah. Big laugh. Of course. Brendan O'Connor says something.

Crickets. Yeah? Crickets. Brilliant. It's almost like someone turned down the laugh track. Well, see, that is the thing. If you have, he just exudes a very unlikable persona or his aura. It's hard to describe.

It's almost like you don't even need to conceptualize it. It's just something you feel. Yeah. He has an unlikable feel to him. And I think if you're a stand-up comedian, and you have like this inherent unlikability that sort of radiates out, people pick up on that

and you don't get laughs. Yeah, and also like, I know also a lot when Darrow O'Brien says something he's completely at ease. It's like, ah, sure, imagine this, okay? Yeah. Smile, smile, smile. Yeah.

With Brendan O'Connor, it's kind of hard to verbalize this, but after every joke, whether it works or not, you get to kind of like kind of like grumpy, kind of dower, kind of like, okay, look, as if everything he says like, it's either like, that didn't get a laugh

or that didn't get big enough laugh Right, right, okay I could have said that better People don't appreciate me Yeah, yeah Or even like if it's a big laugh He's like, Darrow Brains, we're gonna say

something funny next. Fuck him. Fucking prick. He'll never host Mock the Week. I don't know what Mock the Week is yet, boy. I'll see to it

that it doesn't happen. So listen this, Don't Feed the Gondolas is a relatively successful show for RETE, okay? Darrow Breen leaves. Of course. Big and better things.

Sean Moncrief leaves, bigger and better things. They're both, even to this day, very successful. Sean Moncrief, big radio show every day. Sure. He's actually one of the only people on news talk who seems to have some kind of like conscious. Okay.

Yeah, he's not like... I've never listened to him, so I really wouldn't know. I mean, he's middle class, but he's not like retardedly middle class. Right, okay. Like, I was listening to Pat Kenny wants a news talk. He's like, yes, as I'm sure, we all, we've all got gardens. And like, he lives in this world. Pat Kenney lives in this world.

We've all got, like, lovely gardens in our house. Yeah, lovely gardens and atrium. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And all his stuff is like, so you're buying your second fridge, what should you look for? Now, should it be bigger than your first fridge?

Yes, I believe it should. Yes. Yeah. So, it's then, they all leave. It's Brendan O'Connor on his own. Okay. So what year was Don't Feed the Gondolas? Monica Lewinsky.

Okay, so that's like mid till eight, 90s. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, 97, 98. So Brendan O'Connor is now in charge of the show. Oh. He's the only one left. Oh shit. And the show

Nose Dives. Who comes on to replace the other two? Just not comedians like. I think it's a rotating A rotating cast of people like And people like Ivan Yates Like not like

Yeah, okay Oh, I love his take on things. God, it's awful. It's just all so awful. So the show goes down And Brendan O'Connor doesn't take He, Brendan O'Connor blames the lack of funny people

in the Irish comedy scene. Oh, right, okay, yeah, sure. He said there was no one funny around to have on the show and that's why the show failed. Yeah, this is around the time of Tommy Tiernan, Dylan Moran are all coming up. Yeah, no funny people. I guarantee you, he probably was like, no.

Yeah. I don't get it. That's the thing. He wouldn't have wanted anybody on that could upstage him or outshine him, which is literally anyone. Yeah. So he just gets duds on to make himself look better. And then, of course, the show tanks.

Where instead of, like, he should have just been the host and being like, look, I'll have it the odd funny thing, but I let these funny guys take control At the very least He should have been able to look at it As a business decision Say, okay, maybe I won't be the star Of the show

But if I get good people on At least the show will still be successful And I'll be like heading this ship Or whatever, you know But his own narcissism wouldn't let him do that And actually to bring that back for a minute Remember when you had the show cut an edge Yeah

So I know two comedians That either open for him Or one definitely open for him or, well one definitely open for him did crowd work crowd work like the warm up act

for the audience yeah yeah right right people like I know I think two who actually did it and then one who tried to do it

and was turned down okay and he was told this by a producer and then the other comedians were like yeah that's true and there's a reason

why the two comedians I know Warren invited back because he doesn't like people being that funny really when he sees the guy doing crowd work he's getting laughs

he's like fuck you really yeah holy shit so you can just tell he has that very bitter petty like insecure thing

where he just can't you know if he's not the star if he's not the funniest the most likable blah blah blah he's very resentful of anybody that's better than him yeah yeah which is literally anyone yeah and he actually stopped comedians doing that yeah there's no crowd warm ups now is that right yeah yeah

for his show well he doesn't have a show now but no he didn't have but at the time he's like no it doesn't set the right tone I don't want the crowd to be in any way enjoying themselves. That will ruin it for me. He can only

get off if he knows the entire audience are miserable. So, okay, now this is a real ragged and richest story, okay? He loses his show.

He's like, what am we going to do now? Oh, I'm just alone in my house. Who's in the house? I'm in the house. Wait, that could be a song.

Wait, this is after, don't feed the gondola. Yeah, he looks at the cross and the wall and it's like, I got an idea. He releases, Who's in the house?

Jesus in the house. What was the name of the... He was, he went under... Because he was, like, dressed as a priest and all. Yeah, it was like Fader... Fathers Flip O'Malley or some shite like that, probably. Yeah, I had it written down some... But it was like the fun-loving...

Cardinals. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And this is after Father Ted's success, by the way. Of course, yeah, yeah. So just piggybacking off that. Where most people were probably like, oh, this is like Father Ted, is it? Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, yeah. That was huge, though, that song. wrong person died That song was very big though I think it did come It did reach number one When it came out

The first It got number three Okay right Right Okay But still like For a song It's like

Who's in the house Jesus And were there any verses Was he like Spitting spitting rhymes Oh yeah Yeah Yeah actually

You talk for a second There I'll get some lyrics Well yeah The lyrics We're probably like Muffeus Don't know

When I'm only streets I'm a can of my fucker y'all don't want to meet is Jesus in the house this is how we do he big enough for me yeah we're coming for you what

skinny bop something like that was it no not as good as that no okay no it's good they're actually like I got right there so it was Father Brian

Father Brian yeah not even like funny yeah not even funny I think you said Fader Flip O'Malley which would have been great that's kind of funny

I won't be said I won't say like oh it's the high of weight but it's like yeah yeah it's no gecko chamber yeah yeah if you didn't listen the previous episode you won't get that and that's your problem that's your fault okay it's not my fault that i can't get hard what uh sorry i've got issues on my mother you're letting me drink too much brian it's my birthday i've been drinking i'm very sad you shouldn't let me you're just on your phone there what are you looking up the lyrics yeah look up the lyrics yeah i can't i can't

god oh no i can't read i forgot you why was i given this job you're the main researcher oh this is the ad for male illiteracy have you been trying to look up lyrics to who's in the house on your podcast we've all been there yeah oh no i i'm the panic has made me type in instead of song i wrote s o n space g you've ruined it ruined it forever yeah but i just i remember the song being out like i was very young and this came out so this is like late 90s I think 99 maybe 2000 who cares what the lyrics it wasn't

it goes like it was shy you want to be cool go to school yeah exactly yeah it wasn't like yo pull the trigger I'm fucking out here slinging his crack rock the side of catlings too now suck my cock you know I wasn't like that yeah okay so it becomes a huge hit and he's like

I'm back baby let me tell you I'm back the second coming yeah yeah yes then he gets on you're a star oh so that was like uh you're a star that was kind of like a irish talent show yeah yeah i know that because my friend in school uh like one of my best friends in school he was a dancer and secretly he went to the euro star edition but then they showed him like on the show and like everybody in school oh see hi saw you dancing in the fucking euro star man what he at liquor yeah you know what i mean yeah that was some monon colloquialism

there for those unfamiliar with the dialect Were those dreams beaten out of him Yeah It didn't I don't think

It panned out No That's so sad Like the amount of people I know Like they were talented Yeah I say like

I knew this one kid in school They used to draw These really cool Like Swastik But they're like 3D man

No they're like These like robots And drag Like kind of like Real creative Robots and Dragons Okay Okay

I was thinking like In secondary school He was like Legit good at it Yeah We were like This is like really

talented. A lot of work with, like, even like the buildings in the background of the window. Like, if you just took the just as a picture of a building, as a drawing of a building, that looks great. Okay. But there's also like a Godzilla there. Right, right, right. And then like he got bullied a lot. Okay. And he stopped doing it. Yeah.

Then I remember like years later, I met him. And I was like, oh, do you still do the drawings? And he kind of looked at me like sad. Oh, that is sad. Who's in the house? So anyway, like, so Brendan O'Connor, he's riding high here. Okay, so he's like the judge and Euro starts like him

Louis Walsh and some other Bint. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. He's riding the dragon here. Yeah, yeah. And his columns are gaining traction, okay? In the independent. Yeah, and he's talking more about politics, okay? So, listen this, he actually starts to get into the well-to-do

okay, because he marries a journalist, I forget the name of the journalist's name, but it's a media family called the Caddens. Oh, what? The Caddens? Yeah, with one D? With one D? Yeah, yeah.

Oh, okay. Yeah, it'd be funny if I found out I was related to them. Yeah. And like I, like, the black sheep, just a mongol that shows up. Oh, we didn't it meet you yet. Do you do the newspapers? Oh, no. Away with you, boy.

Away with you now. And what I read, okay, they're like, they were described as a journalist slash media family. I never heard of them, no. Yeah, they probably keep low, you know. And what, so they're kind of like the Irish Murdox, really, are they? I think they're much less. powerful well obviously

they're probably kind of like oh we used to run a newspaper called the the Dublin Irish uh the don't talk

democracy yeah yeah yeah yeah uh the the Dublin Irish uh

shit rag the Dublin we used to run that and then the gays fucking ruined it but so you don't know what they control or

no right okay not much yeah probably like a house yeah right and there's like

12 of them in one gaff like a room Romanian family. Yeah, and they're like, we run the media. Who's in the house? Fucking everybody's in the gaffe, hey.

Okay, so listen to this. He starts getting a big ego, okay? Oh, does he? So he got invited to Bertie O'Hern's daughter's wedding. Cecilia? Yeah.

She married one of the fucking Westlife cons. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he had a radio show for a while. Mickey Byrne. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, another guy. Awful. We'll do a show by him, I tell you that out there.

But, um, awful. Literally worthless. a human fucking just you know like a you find like on the street like a used condom yeah that's him

without the jizz without the jizz yeah without the life force he's just an empty test tube that's all he is so he's invited to the wedding

okay he keeps at getting a birthday to do an interview okay and Bertie's like nah yeah

it's my daughter's wedding yeah and apparently he got into a fight on the way back on the plane where was the wedding like over in

foreign land right Santa Ponza yeah Magaloof with the lads way Costa del Sol baby

okay wait so you say he was trying to get him to do an interview yeah like like for the

independent yeah yeah right okay and Bertie's like I'm trying to my coke here yeah leave me alone

doing coke of a brown envelope yeah I can't keep track of all these brown envelop yeah yeah

then they got into a little bit of a scuffle I think really yeah did Bertigie fucking lay

him out I hope so apparently I think it's more like a fuck off yeah you fuck off

off and then that's it like That's hilarious Wait why was he there though Why was Brendan O'Connor there At this time Celebrity guest kind of thing Yeah celebrity guest He was like fucking hilarious

That was like For the daughter like Guess what honey I got you Brendan O'Connor I wanted Brendan O'Carroll Yeah I just he's like Because I heard about this girl

During the boom times He was like this rich guy in Dublin And he got Lionel Richie To fly out and sing for his daughter's wedding Right It really was like he got Lionel Richie for like 20 minutes Yeah, yeah, yeah

And then comes, sings a song And he had to pay for like the flight in the hotel And I think the hotel for like six days He's still there It's like, oh god This was not a good investment She's like, I've lost everything He's like a Sunday morning

Yeah It's not worth it Fucking Lionel Rich tea Yeah Yeah But like he's still like He's fucking loving in life, okay? Right, right, right. And he writes

a lot of these columns that looking back on it would be considered problematic. Oh, yeah? Wait, wasn't he a supporter of the Iraq war? Yes. Yeah, yeah, I remember that. Not like, oh, one column. It was like a non-stop, like, don't let these liberals trick you. This is a necessary

war. Okay. And hey, why no stop? Why stop in Iraq and Afghanistan? Yeah. Let's take over his whole fucking, every little pat of the desert. Bunch of fucking, yeah. Yeah. Camel jockeys. Yeah, yeah.

I'm sure Camel jockeys are offensive, right? Probably, yeah. It was one of those things that you can kind of get away with. Yeah, you can kind of get away with camel jockey, I think. Again, the context.

So if we're talking about someone being racist. It's not as bad as sad. Yeah, yeah. Like, if we're talking about someone being racist, you say, oh, I hate those camel jockeys. But if you, like,

just drop that in public. Yeah. Unless you're at the races. And they're like, that's a horse. Like, oh, my mistake. Oh, my mistake. And you're just like, yeah. I got away with him.

The perfect crime. All right. He's pro-Iraq war. Listen to this. Okay, it was crazy. He was pro-Iraq war. The list of things he was wrong about was insane. Pro-Iraq war.

Yeah. Pro-buying houses. Keep spending. Celtic Tigers is never going to end. Right, right, right. A big thing he kept saying was the Celtic Tiger will never end. Don't listen to these economists who are saying that it will. This is a great time.

Right. Buy more houses. Take borrow big. Borrow against your children's future. To be honest now, if anybody did take Brendan O'Connor's financial advice, you got what was coming to you. Yeah, yeah. You know?

I'm trying to read... Was he anti-abortion or anti-gay marriage? I feel like he'd be opposed to those things. He's one of those people that's like, I'm not against it. I'm just saying you have a luck with it both sides. Yeah, right. He's probably one of those people just to like stir up. bit of controversy, you know.

I can't find the exact quote, but it was like, with the economy, it was like, this is the, this is never going to end. Yeah. And then when it did end, he was like, I told, I tried to tell you, you wouldn't listen to me. Yeah, yeah. No, it was kind of like, I got fooled, but you know what? Everyone got fooled. Right, okay.

And no one knew it was going to happen. Except for all the people I told you not to listen to. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, those crackpots. He also, he said the Romanian beggars aren't as polite as Irish. British beggars. He took out a full three-page spread for that one. Imagine just the height of the Iraq war as well.

He's like, stop the presses. I got a scoop. That's amazing. But that's such a middle-class thing. Why can't you be polite? Like the Irish beggars. He just died on the street. Yeah.

He was also big into, he wanted to bring the word knacker back. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. Nice. When he wants to start a band called Knackers with Attitude. Knackers with Attitude. Yeah, yeah.

Which is such a, like, you know when you start comedy and you're like, hmm, let's think of a joke here. That's such a, like, hacky. He was probably sitting on that for about 12 years. That's such a hacky, like, when you're one month in the comedy, think of that and like, okay. I'm a genius. No, you think it down, like, how can I make this funny?

Yeah. What can I, okay, obviously that won't work as a joke. Was there something else in that, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And imagine to think, like, not to like, I'm going to try. this out in an open mic to be like, I'm going to write a fucking column in a national newspaper.

Oh, he was arguing he should be allowed to say the word knacker, is it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, does he mean knacker is just as a general oh, your scumbag? Or specifically for travelers? Both, yeah. Okay.

You've seen the travelers should start the band. The best of both worlds. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I should be able to say it to the Romanians. Get out of here, you, knacker. Yeah, yeah. uh oh here's a funny little thing now it's kind of just go off for a second uh he defended uh remember enda kenny said the n word no i don't in 2002 what he said the n word i'm going to look up the exact story here because i read it and i couldn't

understand so he was at dinner meeting okay right what was enda kenny in 2002 though just like politician minister for he was in the opposition minister for n words yeah he was in the opposition and so just give me a second here Okay I'll keep talking Hey Knackers with Attitudes

Yeah Well Nacker is not Imagine if you're like Your big jokes Like Nackers are attitude Dish or call it Beeps How has nobody thought of that

Yeah Ncker kind of is To Travellers That's like the N word For travelers But only because they don't realize There's a K A silent K in front of us

You know Bunch of illiterates That's very Travelerphobic of me Very ignorant I was trying to be funny but it didn't work that says what happens when you

give me a few drinks on my birthday and let me just riff Well this is like your perfect birthday It's like we get to talk about End the Kenny saying the N-word So Enda Kenny's at an event Okay And he's telling a little joke

Okay He's talking about There's a war going on right now It's two sides I've been in Africa When I'm at the end I'm not looking for the media Okay, okay

So he's talking about Going to Morocco, I think, all right? Right. Okay, and he's with bartender. Sure. Okay, so this is, Mr. Kenny recalled that the barman Had shiny teeth.

Oh my God. Okay, and his friend had spotted a name That won the cocktails was called it Lumumba. La Mumba. Yeah, okay. As in a Samantha La Bamba?

This was a reference to Patrice Lamumba, the African national leader and also why Patrice O'Neil got his name. Oh, okay. Okay, cool, cool. Who was the first prime minister of Democratic, the Republic of Congo and was assassinate, okay? Right.

So listen to this, okay. Kenny, okay, he sees a cocktail called La Mumba, thinks of the dead guy called Lomba, and his brain starts working. he thinks of a joke okay okay mr kenny said

that lemumba was some who would kill Dan's Lagura in the war who's Dan's Lagura I've no idea right

that's the joke yeah yeah I don't how is that a joke yeah wait where did he say this is that a speech or something yeah yeah I'll tell you exactly where everybody quiet down

I got something to say. Yeah, yeah. Okay, it was the marked of the departure of a... So it was like a retirement party, yeah, yeah. For some... All one. Yeah, some Fianigail minister.

Right. And he says that. What's so funny is, okay, so... So he called Patrice Lamumba some... Beep, who killed some other guy. Okay, so basically, what's so funny, the full quote was okay, are he some beep who killed Dan Ligura,

not racist. Oh, he said not racist? Yeah, he said not racist. Wow. Javé's character not racist Okay, so that's basically the controversy

Okay, wow Now Brendan O'Connor defended him and said I swear to God this is true Enda he's a storyteller Oh An nation of saints and scholars

We're poets Natural storytellers Sure our poems all have One word N words That was his like when he used to stand-up comedy

satirical poetry and it was just all N-words yeah I'm trying to look up Dan Ligurin there's a lot of looking up It doesn't matter Yeah he's probably some guy

who died in like a war Well he was some guy That was killed by a BEE! Now we know Now we know Thank you, Enda Kenny Okay Yeah

Okay so Brendan O'Connor defended him Yeah So things are going well For Brendan O'Connor Okay Yeah And also for Enda

Oh yeah He gained a lot of fans. Hey, that's how he became fucking T-shock. They were just like, I like this guy's style. Too hot for TV. It was kind of around that like jackass MTV era of the early 2000s. You know, this is the rock and roll T-shock that we need. Yeah, yeah.

So, finally, it finally happens. He gets his own TV show. Okay, cut nitch. No, the Saturday Night Live, the Saturday Night Show first. Oh, sorry. The Saturday Night Show, okay. Now, this is when I first really noticed him because what happened is he had

Tuberdi's night and the late late show. Yeah. Almost like a, you know, a Fallon, Set Myers thing. Right. Or like Letterman and... Leno? Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay? So what happens is Pat Kenney steps down.

Tuberty takes over the Late Late Show. Right. And Brendan O'Connor is given him a Saturday night show. And Brendan O'Connor, the show is a disaster. Right. Okay. He didn't really have that many big moments. I always remember

he had a monologue at the start Oh And this is this is the whole monologue Okay I remember this clearly Like a car accident Okay Right

So it's the show starts Yeah He comes out He goes Thank you everyone Thank you coming to the show Thank you Great, great night

We've got some great guests We got Oliver Callin And I know Michael Barrymore Okay Oh why Yeah okay Great show

First of all Let's talk with news Jedward We're in New York this week. They should have stayed there. Anyway, we're going to the show.

That was the whole monologue. There was a team of writers been working on that all week. Job well done, boys. Some guy was like counting the syllables going like, is this funny? Like Studio 60s, like will this work? Will they find the beats?

Do you know the power of comedy? We can change the world. So I mentioned Oliver Cal and Michael Barrymore because it was probably two biggest guests. Okay. He actually had Barrymore on.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, wow. He had, Callan, the big thing was like Callan revealed he was gay. Okay.

He came out on TV and, right, right. And, you know, Brendan was like, in his style. Swung for him. Brendan called him the N word.

Oh, you're like my son, are you? Yeah, he's like, oh, are you? Jeez. You know,

there's like, there's no, like, I'm interesting, yeah. Yeah, it was, it was,

like, okay, and how does that experience, you know, shaped your, you know, your childhood and blah, blah, I was like, yeah, yeah, you haven't said that before, have you? It's fucking mad. Yeah, but definitely when he said that I'm gay, definitely was that the head moved back a bit like, his chair just slid back, like a record scratch. Ooh. There was somebody playing piano, like in a saloon and it just stopped. Mamma me.

Okay, and he had Barrymore on as well, because Barrymore doesn't really do that many public appearances. No, not since it's the unpleasantness. Yeah, and he had Barrymore on, and Barrymore did some funny stuff on stage. Sure, yeah. He took, he ripped up Brendan's cards. He was like, yeah, you don't need this now, yeah, yeah. And then he drank Brendan's water, and he's like, oh, there's no alcohol in this. Right, right, right, yeah.

You know, and no one mentioned the elephant in the pool. It was a chakoozy. Oh, was it? I don't know, yeah, something like that. Yeah, yeah, God. Which, by the way, if you're successful, you should be allowed. you know what I mean Just some fucking hood rat

Scum that he picked up in the club Yeah And sure they ruptured his anus With some sort of implement But hey It's party time baby I'm just saying okay And I swear to God

Okay If some dead twink winds up On my lawn Okay I don't want to hear some fucking bitch Some bitch Some bitch give me what Oh yeah

Yeah Bitch bitch Yep Yep, yep, yep. People forget how good Barry Moore was as well. Like, he would literally, he would go off script, crowd work, he'd run up into the crowd and just start shifting grannies against their will. It was wacky entertainment, you know?

It was a better time. It was, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, the late, sorry, the Saturday night show. Failed. Yeah, it goes for a while, because RTE seemed to have this kind of thing of, like, will never let you fail. Yeah, yeah. If you're in RTE, we'll just keep giving you the show.

There must be some kind of like blood ritual sacrifice shit going on. The fact that they still keep these absolute gobs shites, unentertaining fucking duds. Just keep them on the payroll. They must have dirt on somebody or something. Brendan O'Connor has four seasons, I think, of middling viewing figures that get worse and worse. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then at the start of the fourth season, he's like, listen, guys, sorry I tell you this, but this will be our last run. and the people in the audience like, huh? Okay. It was the first applause break in the entire show's history. Literally, it's like such as he's like, this is a last show and like a silence for a second

people are like, oh, I guess I should go, oh, oh, oh, that's bad. Somebody just at the side poking them with his stick. Yeah, yeah. Oh, no, you are my favorite, I guess. You're our Carson, Brendan. Yeah. So the show fails. Yeah.

Next season, cutting edge. edge. They're like, oh no, it's the format as a problem. Yeah. The whole interviewing people, that just doesn't work anymore. Yeah, interviewing

celebrities. Nobody wants to watch that. Yeah, yeah. Who wants to? So cutting edge, it was like a round table discussion, right? Yeah.

You know, the hard hitting issues. Yeah, hard hitting, they mean, like, they'll have like a black woman on, okay? They'd be like,

so black woman. I'm not going to remember your name because it's probably something weird like La Mumba, okay? It's Sandra. I knew you killed Dan Lagerin. I know what Enda says about you, okay? But it's like, so...

Don't take your voodoo out of me, eh? So, a black woman, is there racism in Ireland? She's like, actually Brendan there is. And here's it. Yep, yeah, yeah. I don't believe you. Well, there you have it, folks. Straight from the black woman's mouth.

And so it'll be one, like, serious topic, okay? Like, oh, should, you know, should kids get raped? Okay. I don't think so. And the rest of it Maybe, you know, I'm an old fuddy-duddy And I don't understand the new ways But in the rest of it would just be like

So vegans What's the crack with that? Yeah. I'm sure I love a bit of a steak What's wrong with that? It was such fucking like middle class Like be vegans or like Is there enough parking in Dublin? Yeah, yeah

Or like Vogue Williams comes on To talk about anxiety or some shit Vogue's on Vogue is on to be like Yeah Or people on Twitter are mean to me But they're all fat losers who can't get

pussy that's why they hate me yeah yeah it's like oh no I'm not actually a awful person most fucking awful person she is horrible didn't she says something like oh like foreigners should be put in like direct she was basically pro direct provision no no worse

worse after Manchester bombing she was like listen I know people don't want to hear it but Muslims should be put in cages I'm hot so I should be able to say to her like it's subscribe She was basically like We should have camps I remember she had some shows

Like I was talking about anxiety or whatever So was this OCD person Like real bad OCD And her whole thing was like Anytime she left the gaff She had to have a backpack Full of stuff like you know Kind of in cases of emergency

And Vogue is like Oh my God Ridley you're ticking all that Jesus that's mad Yeah Full on laughing at this like Mentally ill person Oh I would love to cut her nose off

Despite her face Yeah She is shy She is just She's scum I'm getting too loud Personified No, get louder

Yeah Bitch, fuck you Where's the broken No, I'll joke aside She's a cunt Yeah, she's a cunt Yeah And listen, listen guys

Okay, I don't want to offend anyone But she is a con She is a horrible cunt Yeah A fucking malignant cunt Hey Oh Yeah

Like a Puerto Rican whore Ah yeah So we're not Anyway Back to Brendan O'Connor Anyway, we should do a Volga, well, I think, yeah. Why do we bring her up?

I don't, I don't even know. No, we're talking about guests on the cutting age. Yeah, yeah. So, it would it be like, it'd be Vogue on and be like, so Vogue, are you too pretty? Yeah.

Sometimes I think I am. Boo-hoo, hoo! Boo-hoo! Yeah. Yeah, and like, you know, we all have to look at her. Yeah. Okay.

You're just like, you were completely lost your trajectory there. Back to Brendan O'Connor. He's just stabbing the page. So anyway, cutting edge goes on for a while. He's got, like, some people on. He's got, like, Al Porter on and talk about... Again, like, we got Al Porter on talk about gang violence.

Is that right? Yeah, yeah. And Alporta's like, this isn't a gang violence issue. This is a mental health issue. Now, bend over you. Let me have a little grab of you there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. actually this is true

swear to God not a joke before the whole you know me too Al Porter okay yeah yeah

Brendan O'Connor was a big fan at Al Porter oh swear to God he said he's gonna be next Barrymore

that's great oh how right you were you imagine how in noostradamus yeah imagine how in night Al Porter is

was like well I just grabbed the cock and got cancelled I didn't even get to like kill a twink by rupturing

his asshole yeah yeah So just to wrap this up now, okay? So the cutting edge... It's over now, isn't it? It goes for a while, gets cancelled as well. Yeah, because it's shy.

Yeah, and you think, like, RT'd be like, well, that's the end of that. Lesson learned. No, full-time radio slot on RT Radio 1. Right. More of the same, then, just him talking shy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And also, he edits the Irish Independent, okay? Okay.

So you get to read his columns every, I think Sunday. Every Sunday. Right, right, right. And his columns now are ridiculous. Okay. Because I think he's like, okay, I tried to be an offensive comedian

that didn't work. So now I'm doing like kind of gentle rib-ticklers. Right, right, right. Stuff like, this is an example of something he'd write, okay? I think I read this.

There's a new craze in Dublin. Everyone's addicted to it. They can't get enough of their fix. They'd sell their own mothers for a bit. You know what I'm talking about? Coffee. Yeah, yeah.

it's that level of like oh if I read that you wouldn't laugh you'd like yeah it actually if I read that it would annoy me

yeah it would like who the fuck wrote this it's that level of like let me try you and take another one to see how easy it is okay

right um let's think now okay it'd be something like vaping okay right right right okay

they like to do it in public they put it in their mouth have a long hard suck because it makes them

feel good what am I talking about immigrants these Romanian immigrants these impolite

Romanian vapors people walk around smoking immigrants yeah this was a very fun one yeah yeah

this is what I mean like you drink you have a few drinks in you yeah I'm always better when I'm drunk Oh, I've been that, but you're giving me energy. Okay, I'll have another couple of drinks.

I'll do another one. Who else do we hate? I would do another one. Yeah, I'll do another one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because we can't, we went too long here now. So, yeah, let's wrap it up. We've got a lot more talk about.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the end of the show, guys. Yeah. Oh, in summation, we hate Brendan O'Connor and Vogue Williams. And we love Enda Kenny. We love Enda. He's a great show. End is a storyteller.

End is a real ass. Beef! My man! All right, good luck.