Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 80 : Trump-tarded

Episode Date: August 22, 2020

The Secret Origins of Donald Trump.

And we're off. This is the Trump episode. Trump, yeah. It's about time. It's about time. Oh, we're going to shake this whole administration. Look out, Mr. President. We do this episode about Trump, okay?

And then, like, there's like a scene then if someone running into the Oval Office, Mr. President. What is going on? I bet you Trump's actually a big fan of this podcast. He's like, no. Why have you forsaken me? We've turned against them. He was just about to subscribe to the Patreon. Then he saw this episode.

He's like, oh, no. This is about his early days from like his birth to him being like, I'm running for president. Okay. And all that time. So his origins. His origins, yeah, yeah, yeah. So let's go. Kick it off.

This is Trump. Yo. Donald J. Trump. Yes. Heard of him. Okay. First things first. Yeah.

Do you know much about Donald Trump's origins? Just like he's a rich kid. and he got his start in business by his dad gave him, like, was a $20 million loan or some shit like that? I think he said like a small million dollar loan. But it was like it was quite substantial loan. Yeah, yeah.

So how did his dad make his money? Like, what was his dad? His dad was, here's interesting. So dad was Fred Trump. Right. And he made money off property. Okay. Okay, this is what I'm getting from.

This documentary, Trump American Dream, and also a little bit of extra research I did. Right. So he was making a sweet money off the property, like social housing. He was accused of racketeering of just basically general bad shit. Like one of the big cases was he didn't like renting houses to black people. Okay. And then like the government got involved because, you know, that's bad apparently.

And another interesting about Fred Trump, okay, is at one stage he got arrested for being in the clan. Really? Yeah, there was a clan protest. A bit like Black Lives Matter, but the opposite. So listen to this. So you hear the clan, you think, like, oh, it was against black people. It wasn't. What actually happened is all the Protestants in New York were sick of the Irish Catholics running the police force.

Right. Yeah. So the Protestants dressed up like the KKK, because they wore the KKK, and marched New York. Right. Because they were so angry with the fucking Catholics. Yeah. You know? A bunch of fucking potato eating scum.

Yeah, they were A-Cab. A-Cab. All Catholics are bastards, okay? So, and then the KKK got arrested by the police, the Paddies. By the Paddy Cops, yeah, yeah. The scumbag Catholic paddy cops, okay? And one of them was Fred Trump. Fred Trump.

Fred Trump Sr. Nice, nice. When was this? Like, uh, 1990. 1999. It was right after the Matrix came out. They're all wearing leather. This is a cool KKK. I'm like morbius, but without, you know...

The one bad thing about them. This is like the 30s, I think. Right, okay. So despite these few things, you know, the accusations of racism because he was in the KKK. Yeah. God, you can't do anything these days, can you? And the charges of, like, not renting the black people

and, like, also I think he would steal a lot of money from places like from government funding and stuff like that like I'd say the government would give him a contract to build houses

yeah he'd like embezzle a lot yeah yeah a lot of like the walls made out plastic sure yeah

the walls would be tin file you know so he made a he made a good bit of money right he wasn't like mega rich he wasn't like

one of the Rockefeller's no no he was rich enough like yeah yeah I think him and Donald have a real chip on their shoulder

but the fact that they're new money they're new money also I think in their heads they're like oh they're generational super rich

fancy posh whereas we are fucking New York yeah okay yeah I'm walking here yeah we grew up on the streets by streets I mean like a penthouse in Manhattan that was on a street yeah yeah so technically

in their heads it's always like there's a bit of a difference between them and like sure like you said the Rockefellers yeah like the Rockefellers or like a the Vanderbilt's. They're like old wealth. They've been there for generations. Hurst, stuff like that. Yeah, exactly. I think a bit like in the Sopranos when Polly went to Italy. Yeah. Things a bit like that. When they hang out with the super rich, you know, they're putting fucking ketchup on their spaghetti and stuff

like that. Yeah, I get you. And Hirst is like, oh. Yeah. Look at these fucking bums. It's kind of like if we went to Boston, we call them like plastic patties. Do you know what I mean? They'd be like, hey, I'm fucking Irish. And but really we're like, No, you're not Irish. Shut your mouth. So it's that kind of thing. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, Trump has, Fred Trump has three kids, three sons.

Right. He also's daughters, but they didn't really do much. So let's leave him out of it, okay? So there was. He got them lobotomized, like Kennedys. Like a good, honest Kennedy. Joe knew what to do. Stick an ice pick in her and hope for the best.

Okay, so three sons. Three sons, okay. There was Fred Trump Jr. Okay, FTJ. He was going to be. the fucking king, the leader. Right. Okay.

Then there was Donald Trump, the middle child. Yeah. And then Robert Trump. Okay. A dud. Frado. Yeah.

A dud Trump, if you can imagine such a thing. I know it was yo. Yeah. He was the Eric of that generation. Right, right, right. So, Fred, I'm sorry, Junior. Yeah, Fred Jr. Junior was meant to be the guy, okay?

Yeah. But Fred Sr. Sr. loved to pit his children against each other. Of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Donald would all. always take his father's side and always bully the older brother.

Ah, okay. Always bully him, okay? Right. And Fred, Sr., liked this. Right. He liked that. Got that killer instinct, Donald. You got what it takes. So, for instance, like, you know, let's say Junior's playing with some toys. Yeah. Donald's just come in and break him.

Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Just to show who's boss. Yeah. And then he'd accuse Fred Jr. Break them, like a false flag operation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he grab He grabbed Junior's pussy Grabbed him by the boy pussy Yeah

Yeah Nobody's gonna believe you You little bitch Yeah So eventually Look at what you're wearing You whore you wanted Yeah yeah

So Because he's wearing a little He was little hat With the propeller on it A little sailor Oh no with the little propeller Yeah Yeah yeah yeah

He's like Slot Okay So this is like years Of like him Senior playing These psychological games Right

And I think he'd love To have his kids debate each other and he also like you know be like who's going to be my favorite son today you know stuff like that right right sure so and like donald would always win always agree and immediately was like daddy i want to work in your company right whereas junior was like i want to be a pilot and donald and senior would make fun of him all the time being a pilot yeah they'd say you're going to be a sky bus driver sky bus driver yeah yeah that's the best they could come up with Terrible. You're fucking Oscar Wilde, New York.

You're going to be a sky bus driver, you're fucking... So eventually, Junior starts drinking. Oh, okay. Yeah, right. And drinks himself into an early grave. No shit. Yeah, yeah. How old?

I think 30s or 40s, but it was like a ugly alcoholism. Like real bad alcoholics. Yeah, and it was also thinking of like he should have died like 10 years earlier. Right, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kind of like a roommate I have at the moment. It's like, yeah, he should be dead, but he's still drinking, okay? Yeah.

And because of this, Donald never drinks. Is that right? Yeah, he's a teetotler. No shit. Yeah. Wow. What's the age gap between the, like, Donald and Fred Jr.? Minor.

The whole kids is very minor. Okay, right, right. Two or three years maybe. Wow. That's wild. So basically, it was going to be, Donald's going to be the head now. Yeah. So now, 70s, New York. Okay.

It's basically the Joker. There's a garbage strike. right okay there's filth everywhere yeah and by filth you know what I mean yeah yeah yeah

bunch of Puerto Rican hoos yeah yeah there's filth everywhere it's it's rats okay so just me or is it getting crazier out there

yeah yeah it's the French connection okay it's it's shit New York Popeye Doyle baby yeah New York is in serious debt yeah

I think every other state is like fuck you yeah we're not giving you money get yourself out of There are gangs of baseball umpires Walking around in face paint

Beating each other up Yeah Yeah, yeah It is awful, okay Jeff Goldman's going around Raping, yeah That's his first In a, what was that movie?

Jeff Goldblum, yeah, he rapes Death Wish, yeah, yeah He rapes the guy's wife He raced the guy's wife's like, You rich cunt, I fucking hate rich cunts I'm gonna show you what I do to rich cunts And people watch them

Like Jeff Goldblum is so sweet I'm going to rape you now rape finds a way yeah must rape faster must rape faster

must rape faster yeah it's drastic power yeah if anybody's not familiar with Jeff Goldblum's work that's really gonna anyway hey like what is James talking about

oh no he's had another aneurism James this isn't the Patreon episode you can't say that anyway okay so New York is shit is what I'm trying to say there's racism everywhere it's shit. Yes, yes.

Donald is now head of the company. Okay. I didn't know it. I thought like Fred Senior died and then, you know, Donald talked over.

What actually happened was, was, was, uh, senior was dealing with a lot of shit from the government because of like charges of like, uh, like corruption.

Yeah, corruption, basically. That he was like, I'll just give it to Donald. Ah, so senior was around until the 90s. No shit. Just watching everything. Right.

Obviously, I'm sure still had like a hand in everything behind the scenes kind of thing. kind of thing. Well, apparently he was way more conservative by conservative

I mean like money wise fiscally. Okay. So like you know Donald of course like I'm going to build the biggest

fucking building. Big gold building is like real tacky shit I'm going to build a casino I'm going to do this and like Fred senior was like are you sure Donald

maybe just you know just business is good just build houses don't let black people live in them that's good honest work that's what we should be doing not this skyscraper shit. But Trump did like

Didn't he build like a lot of gaffs in the ghetto, the projects and stuff like that? Yeah, that was him doing what his dad wanted, but he wanted bigger. Okay. Yeah. He got dreams. So it's the 70s. He's a rich guy, okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's, he's, you all, I'll say this now. This might not be war, okay? But Trump back then, he was big and he was kind of good looking. Yeah, sure, yeah. Yeah, yeah. And, like, definitely charismatic and look, he had enough money and personality. I'm sure he got a lot of pussy. He did.

There's an interview with him in the 70s, okay? And swear to God, the woman who's interviewing him is creaming out of her nose. She is so wet for him. He just said, she asked him like a simple question like, are you happy being rich? Of course I am. Oh, Donald. Oh, you're so witty. Oh, pardon me.

Fucking lobby up my ass, Donald. You dirty bastard. So he's like, he's basically the king of New York already. Like he's a playboy. Yeah. he's Bruce Wayne Right, okay He's evil Bruce Wayne

Okay He's evil Bruce Wayne okay He's evil Bruce Wayne Yeah he's good looking But he's like Again like as I said before He's not happy just

Building social housing And not letting black people live in it He wants bigger So there's a hotel called a Commodore Right And he's like I'm going to make this a big tower It's a small enough hotel

He buys his sky rights to it Because he wants to build it up Like make it one of the biggest skyscrapers In New York Yeah And he even then He's pushing his weight around So he goes to

He goes to New York Because New York is so broke He can hold him over a barrel He'd be like I'm gonna build this big skyscraper Yeah But I don't want to pay tax on it For 40 years

Wow Yeah And New York is so weak They're like anything Please build something Yeah Yeah So tax free for 40 years

Yeah yeah Yeah So again like he Right place right time Yeah Because people are like Oh my God The story of

Donald Trump is amazing. It's an unbelievable story. But basically it's like oh, a rich guy in a poor city was like, oh, I can do what I want. Yeah, it's not really anything new. I mean, it's a tale as old as time, you know? Yeah. Oh my God. Guy with money got more money because

he had money. And it's not like he was designing the building. He was like, I want the building there and they're like, yes, sir. And like, I mean, obviously New York City in the 70s was so heavily controlled by the mafia and stuff. Yeah, but so does, like this... Trump was smart.

Okay. He was like, okay, I'm going to have to deal with the mafia here. Sure. But I need someone on my side. Right, right. So enter Roy Cohen. Okay. Do you know much about Roy Cohen?

No, no. Okay, he is one of, people call the most evil man the world. Oh. Okay. He loved fucking people over. He loved using the law to his advantage. he was an attorney An attorney

He worked His big break Was the McCarty hearings Oh wow Yeah Where he was one The big guys with McCarthy Right

Making people, ratting people out Okay Right One of his big claims of fame They brag about a lot Is one time He got a brother To confess

Something his sister did And he got Sister the chair Holy shit really Yeah yeah yeah God damn He got a brother To rouse sister

And sent her to electric chair yeah and he was he didn't even care if it was guilty or not he was like he was bragged

about the fact that like I don't even care if he's guilty wow yeah he was a one of those guys

okay okay and also interestingly enough I'd recommend this there's a HBO show called Angels

in America all right and Roy Cohen's a character in it and you know who plays him Al Pacino

oh Al Pacino doing Al Pacino not in any way no way similar to Roy Cohen I can the chair

yeah yeah now right Cohen's also interesting to cover this in the miniseries as well because right Cohen okay

uh evil person he right he the reason Donald Trump hired him is because he

was an attorney for all the big mobsters okay yeah yeah like the five families yeah

he yeah he yeah I think he dodges the comboes yeah yeah I think he looked after

all five nice yeah attorney for all five that's why Donald's got him because he

wants someone in the inner circle okay listen he was also

he was also very anti-gay okay okay would crack down the gays a lot Right

Guess what? Die of AIDS No shit Yeah Yeah Yeah Really? Dye of AIDS

And so was he Like in the Yeah Yeah Oh yeah He was super gay I like it Now Roger Stone

Talking about him Afterwards Could Roger Stone Worked with him Okay I know Roger Stone Yeah He worked in the Trump

Campaign 2016 Yeah Yeah Roger Stone This is almost Straight quote Okay

He was like Yeah I mean He had a lot of Bys around him And yeah Yeah, you had sex with men. But he wasn't weak.

Gays are weak. He wasn't no fluke. I mean, sure. He liked to get fucked in the ass, but, uh, hey, you know. That was Roger Stone's take. He's like, gays are weak. He wasn't weak. Right.

He'd fuck young twinks a lot, but in a manly way. Right, okay. He'd make them pay. Yeah. Yeah. And like he'd do it as he's bragging about getting that girl in the chair. Okay. So I'd recommend that Angels in America.

When was that? When did that come? Late 90s. Okay. And I won those of Emmys. Right, right. But literally, Pacino is in no way doing an impression. Okay.

Kind of like Jimmy Hoffa. He's just doing Pacino. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Patrick Wilson's in it as well, actually. Wow. Patrick Wilson is a twink. A young Patrick Wilson? Yeah, he's a twink that Pacino's like,

you want to come to my place? Maybe we're gonna... You've got a great ass! You want to catch AIDS with me? If you know what I mean. Uh, hoo-ha! Okay, so he does Trump's dirty work. Right.

Okay. And because of him, Trump is fucking loving life. He's taking over, taken over New York. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And what was interesting is, so in the 70s now,

he kept a kind of low profile. Terms like, so let's say that he does a building, okay? Yeah. He pays for a building, it's his building. He wouldn't show up for the cutting the ribbon. Okay.

Yeah, he kept kind of a low profile. Is that right? And he wouldn't call it like the Trump building. Okay. He called just like, oh, the, Domador, something like that, like. Yeah.

But then the 80s hits. Okay. And things get big and the cocaine. The Coke gets better, baby. Yeah, yeah. And that's when Trump starts to realize, like, oh, celebrity can really help me. Yes. And I am a brand myself.

Yeah. And that's when it's like, it's Trump Plaza. It's the Trump Tower. It's like all these things like, he is, front of center. He's doing all the interviews. Yes. Because before he was, like, do all the interview, just like he would be on all the shows. Yeah.

calling the random radio shows sports talk just to get his name out there right it was kind of around the I think mid to late 80s where Roger Stone first broached the idea of you should run for president I think was when he initially and Trump was like no no no God no no

but we'll get to that later on kind of planted the seed Trump always like playing with the idea really yeah he'd always be like I'm just saying I could do better I'm not going to run but I can't run but I could probably do a great job I do a great job and everybody knows I do a great job

because that's what I do. I just like how Trump talks he just like makes the same stupid point four times in a row yeah and he it's very simple talking yeah baby very simple

like too like is that just how he talks or is that like I need to like you know it's funny how people are like you see what he's doing here is very smart

he's repeating his message a lot and he says very simple that's because he is simple yeah it's not like he's going like A clever way to tap into the subconscious He's just like

He talks He's just retarded He is just an idiot Yeah He's got that dumb rich confidence Yeah Where he's like Yeah I'll just say it

And he'll just start talking And he's going Yeah He just keeps going When you're watching him going Like it's very big Very big Very big

Because he doesn't know what to say next It's very big And it's getting bigger And that's what people want to see They want to see it get bigger Because when it's big They like it when it's big So when it gets bigger

It's going to be big Next question And that's literally how that's his press conferences. People are like, oh, someone must have trained him. Ooh, very clever, neurolinguistic programming. As if, like, when he gets off the stage, he's got a British accent, he's like, oh. Did I appease the troglodytes to an absurd degree?

Yes, I believe I did. So his big achievement in the 80s, okay, Trump Tower. Yes. The big fucking tower, okay? He gets a woman in charge. What? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Record scratch.

People say Trump isn't woke. Let me prove you wrong, my friend. He puts a woman in charge. Take it a school here. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, okay. Let's her design the whole tower herself. Oh, so this is an architect.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. She designs the whole thing. And they have a bit of trouble with the mayor at the time with Ed Conch. Okay. And he was a real kind of hippie-dippy. He was like, I'm surprised he never got assassinated because he would literally like take the train himself. He was a big, like, I'm just one of the people. Right.

Kind of like, uh, canneries, gets rides the subway. Exactly, yeah. And he literally stand at the bridge and like welcome people

just on no security like welcome New York everybody. Well, come on in. Welcome to New York. We're very friendly. Okay. Yeah.

And he was very against Trump. Mr. Conch, we need you back at the office. No, no. I'm doing what I need to do right here. I'm waving. Everyone knows.

Nine to five. I'm waving. Work eight nine to five. And he didn't like Trump. Okay. And he didn't like the fact that, like, you know, the city was giving him so many tax breaks. Right.

Because, like, the city needs this. Okay. But Trump again just pushes. He was like, well, I'll just leave New York then. They're like, oh, no, please stay. Okay. And they build a big tower. And it's like, Trump's like, like, you know, he looks over New York and he weeps.

Because nothing left to conquer. Right. Okay. He's like, it can't get any better. Yeah. Then Reagan brings him deregulation. Nice. everyone goes full on Gordon Gecko

and it's party time party time okay everyone else is doing coke Trump doesn't do coke he's just raping people okay okay sure yeah but then he goes like hey I've conquered New York

Atlantic City is next okay and that's when he gets it's a weird choice Atlantic City because they just legalized gambling there before it was Las Vegas that's it yeah but now Atlantic City

yeah right right he opens three casinos at one stage in Atlantic City okay he's huge okay yeah yeah yeah even though where is atlantic city geographically where is it close to like what does it i have no idea yeah it's one of this place i've heard jokes about it yeah exactly but i don't exactly know where it is but anyway i feel like it's somewhere around new jersey or it's like a drive from new jersey maybe yeah yeah it's probably not yeah i think you're right it's not too

far from new york yeah it's funny because you look at it and it's so weird because it's not that big and it's like big buildings and then like not the far out it's like complete poverty yeah yeah yeah it's like it's it's not a place for people it's a place to people it's people like fly in yeah have fun and leave yes the people working there people that are like cleaning the toilets they're stuck there yeah yeah yeah you can't really have much of a life there i imagine yeah so trump meets ivanah oh wife number one oh listen this he loves her so much he puts her in charge the fucking casino oh there's a pattern here okay he likes putting his family wives or women in charge of things I think kind of for the PR I think he kind of likes you know a woman is kind of in charge but we all

yeah she reports to no one yeah but Trump dog right okay yeah yeah the big T yeah and also you can say like you put Ivana in charge of casino because like you know a wife can't testify it's like a little extra bit of security yeah I'll tell you one little weird thing

I heard about Ivana it's Ivana isn't it? Yeah um so this uh journalist i know called whitney webb like she like followed the whole uh jeffrey epstein galane maxwell thing she claims that uh according to a number of victims of the epstein uh pito ring that gillane would drive around to like uh not high schools but middle schools looking to procure women and more often than that who she took with her vana trump really apparently now yeah They used to go to middle schools and, like, they would only get the intelligent girls or the creative girls. They didn't want the duds.

They wanted the, like, special students, right? I don't know, to create a super race of sexy geniuses. I don't know. Look, this is something. This is just something I heard. You know, there's no way to correlate it. But I don't know. I choose to believe it.

I heard Obama's not American. Michelle Obama's got a big old dick. Yeah. I've heard what Joan Rivers said. yeah and then they killed her yeah she died at the such a young age

she's just so much life left in her you're near the end I looked at Joan Rivers like that woman can live another 50 years yeah exactly she doesn't look a day over 20 you know if you dig her up right now she looks the exact same

because she was so fucking plastic oh yeah yeah yeah that shit don't decomposed she'll survive everything bio degradable titties let's say it's a nuclear war okay it'll be like the pyramids

and Joan Rivers corpse Like the plutonium seeps down into the soil And she just comes back up What are you wearing? Michelle Bammo's a beef Big old dick Anyway, we're at But anyway, look, that's what I heard

Well, I believe that Because Ivana was very smart, okay? Yeah To a stage where she manipulated the media as well The stage where people were like Ivana, Ivan, I want your picture, Donald, get out of the way Ivana, Vanna, yeah, yeah, they like Like they're divorced

When did they separate Like, 90s? You'll get to that in a minute. Okay, right, right, right. Before the 90s. But because of this, Trump didn't like her anymore. Oh, because she was still in the spotlight.

Yeah, yeah. Ah, okay. There's some very good footage. They'd have part. It was like, this is a Vana party to celebrate her running the casino. Right. And Trump would show up and they'd be like, Avana, Ivana, Vanna, Vana. Yeah.

And they're pushing Donald over, you know? Oh, right. Pushing him into the skip. Yeah. In fact, Trump was quoted as saying he didn't like her anymore. and he didn't want to sleep with a woman who's had kids

even his kids oh that bus is destroyed believe me I've seen it because it's like a manhole cover on Fifth Avenue

she had all the important kids yeah so she had Donald Jr. Junior Eric and Ivanka Ivanka

yeah and Marlon Maples had Tiffany who the fuck's Marlon Maples the second wife oh okay yeah

and they say that's why Tiffany isn't around that much because they're like ugh yeah I've never heard of Marla Maples or Tiffany. Yeah. Tiffany Trump.

Yeah. T.T. Yeah, the other daughter. Okay. She hangs out with Magic Johnson's awful son. Why, what's so awful about him? Oh, God. Part from the obvious. Look, I don't sound homophobic, okay, but there's a level of camp that is just violently annoying. Oh, okay, so he's gay then.

Yeah. Right. But, like, insane. Insane. Is that how Magic Johnson really caught AIDS from his gay son? Yeah, that's how it worked. Yeah. But his son just, it comes off very annoying. It comes off, like, just the fact, like, you're just hanging out with fucking Tiffany Trump, and they call themselves, like, the rich kids of Instagram.

Okay. What age? Like, what are they, like? Too old. I think they're, like, in their late 20s. Okay, right. And they're still like, we're crazy. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, they're still hanging. They're still acting, like, they're married, like, they're Mary Kate and Ashley, like, in their, like, when they were 15, you know, that's like, we're crazy. We're buying diamond rings. Yeah. Okay. I'm going to throw him a homeless people way Yeah

Alright so So Trump kicks Ivana to the curb then But before this because he's such a legend Yeah He starts dating Marilyn Maples Who was like this actress Okay

Was she hot? Oh yeah Yeah yeah What was she in? I'd never even heard of him Nothing An aspiring actress I should say Ah I see

An aspiring actress slash dancer Which for Donald is perfect He's like yeah I can make you a big celebrity Sure Yeah Yeah when you're famous do what you want

grabbing by the pussy yeah yeah yeah so he starts dating her doesn't keep his secret that well brings her to boxing matches

oh yeah yeah yeah just like you know it's like the fucking Larry Holmes fight Mike Tyson fight okay one the biggest

matches in the world yeah and he's there on the first seat with his mistress basically not hiding it at all so it was a real

like fuck you to Ivana yeah in fact listen this okay at one stage he went to a ski resort okay he brought both of them like a wacky sitcom he's got to run from chalet to chalet it's like fraser just excuse me one moment won't you darling and he just legs it over like oh sorry i yeah i had to get something from the car and she's like where's

the wine oh i got to run back and he's like who's do you have lipstick um lipstick on my cheek that's from the gardener yeah that's So, of course, this turns into a big thing where, you know, Maple's like, he loves me more than you, and the divorce happens. Okay. And it's a big divorce, okay?

She takes half the shit? Oh, it takes a lot of money, okay? I don't know exactly how much. It becomes very litigious. Yeah. And they're both leaking stuff to the press. Okay. So the most famous thing, okay,

is Trump, Donald, okay, leaks a story that Maple said Trump was the best sex she ever had. Do you ever see that headline? No. It's a full page. It's a headline of the paper. Okay.

It's like, Trump was the best sex I ever had, said Maples. And Maples, like, I never said that. That's great. Yeah. Let me see where I am now. Divorce. Yeah, it's divorce. So it's like, oh, he's got a divorce deal with it.

And also Black Monday. The Wall Street crash. Yeah, everything comes tumbling down. 81, was it? It's the 80s, yeah. Don't ask me well. You haven't written it, okay? Okay.

So imagine poor old Trump now. divorce financial crash he's like 800 million in debt right yeah he's denying this but that's what people are saying

okay serious debt because he's all borrowing money sure and he was like during the good times he bought like a football team a yacht

an airline right Trump airlines okay he was spending crazy money yeah now it's all come crashing down okay

poor guy just down on his luck can't catch a break yeah yeah yeah yeah and um let me see where he am now he doesn't want to have sex

at women who has kids he's going to the press the press are attacking him as well and he starts talking to the press as John Miller oh okay so he's suiting him yeah he starts calling up and talking about like no business is great

my name's John my name is John Miller let me tell you something that Donald J. Trump is the best sex I ever had he fucked me in my ads and it was great I loved it Yeah

And things are going Bad for him But then he Put his business His company Public Okay Yeah

And then he has a little bit Of a bounce back Right And again It's almost like He was too big to fail Sure yeah Because like

Like let's be honest If Trump Went fully bankrupt How many companies Would just like Would go under Three casinos To go under

Multiple buildings Yeah Yeah Shopping places Okay Right So he used his a little bit of celebrity

to be like no I'm rich again and then people are like well I guess he's rich like a rich person would lie yeah sure then just get buying

his stuff again he had a little bit of bounce back right and then he really like bragged about like the fact

oh yeah I was down and out I was the story Ivanka tells where he pointed to a homeless person was like that was nearly me

that's amazing yeah you see this piece of shit I was nearly I mean I was never black but I could have been that guy you know what I mean Yeah

Yeah Basically the story is He had loads of shit He bought too much shit And he has to get rid of Get rid of someone I lost my airline I was basically homeless

Yeah that's what I mean Like he was grand the whole time He was never in actually any danger Of course yeah But just like in terms of how he rates Financial success So like He's like he had to shut down

One of his casinos Yeah Yeah Still has two You have to shut down his airplane Okay Yeah Still got multiple buildings

and towers and shit like that. Yeah. He was never in any real danger. But when his, he released a book called the Art of the Comeback. Okay. Sequel to Art of the Deal.

Art of the Deal was a big, like New York bestseller and all. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Have you ever read any of it? No.

I've read bits of it. It's funny because it's, um, it's kind of like Finnegan's wake. Okay. It's like James Joyce, just like a stream of consciousness. Right, okay.

It's basically like reading his tweets now. There's no substance or anything. Right, okay, right, right. And all of his funny stories are like just, uh, duh. like like uh you know be like yeah i was doing a deal uh they said 10 i said 5 5 is better than 10 do the bad scrunch the numbers yeah yeah yeah like one of the stories he loves telling the story

okay so you just uh opened up trump plaza right and there's a rumor going around that queen victoria no queen elizabeth yeah not queen victoria she's dead thank god yeah queen elizabeth might be staying in uh the plaza right so a newspaper calls them they're like is it true the rumors that queen elizabeth is staying he's like i can't call comment. Okay. And then the book, he's like, I said I can't comment.

That way they don't know if it's true or not. It wasn't true, but they don't know that. Right, right, right. I trick them. I'm so smart. I like that. Yeah, yeah.

So this, this is what I've talked about so far the first three episodes, okay? Okay. Episode four starts with Jesse Ventura. Are you telling me, Donald Trump is going to be president? Yeah.

Wait, was he a fan of Trump? He was because Trump was big into wrestling, at least the organization. Of course, yeah. He was like in, like he featured in a couple of times, didn't he? And he would host the W.W.E. a lot. They'd have it in his hotels and his casinos. I'm going to lay the smack down on your candy ass, Trump. Yeah, yeah.

So he'd watch this and was like, oh, I enjoy wrestling, okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then here's the big thing that changes everything. I would argue this is one of the most important events that's happened. in the history of the world Okay Jesse Ventura Yes

Runs for governor Right and wins And wins And Minnesota Minnesota And he wins And his Listen to this now

Yeah His whole strategy Is I'm an outsider Yes I don't take no guff Right All this other guy I'm gonna shake up the system

This other guy is a criminal Yeah Okay He works for them I work for you Yeah Yeah I'm gonna make everything good

Oh yeah I believe Jesse Ventura Yeah he's gonna you really gonna clean up the system yeah yeah and you see all the campaign speech seemed like tensing

these are the biceps of a governor you fucking beeps this is for Arnold so this is like really the first yeah the first time well this is like what in the 90s 90s yeah yeah yeah so this is the first time you had like these debates

there's like two guys like because Jesse was the reform party right so they got a Republican Democrat both being like we believe that tax and bend it doesn't work anymore we need to tighten our belt buckles

and then Jesse Ventura comes out and just bends like an iron bar into the shape of a pretzel Ernie questions you yeah yeah so he becomes go he wins yeah he wins and becomes governor of Minnesota yeah and actually

you never watched Watchmen did you the show yeah no well in the watchman universe Jesse becomes Robert Redford's vice president okay and does hinted that that he gets killed by Redford

because he was going to expose the truth and is it actually Jesse Ventura in the show you don't see him in the show

no but this is like what you find out the show goes along because yeah Jesse Ventura like he did have

that show conspiracy theory right and it ran for like two seasons and like you know that was his

whole thing is like are you telling me the US government is manipulating the weather to turn I don't know

whatever like yeah you know what I mean Turned the frogs Welsh. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, again, like, this is the first example of, like, celebrity, running and winning.

Right. And Trump sees this. He thinks, huh. Okay. Uh, you know, I'm not going to run, but that's interesting. Yeah. But other people see this. And this is pure grassroots.

Without Trump's involvement, regular people. This one guy, he makes chairs, okay? I forget his name. He starts by himself a little Trump for president campaign. Oh. Yeah, yeah. And he just starts it himself, okay? and it becomes so big

that they actually have a little like fundraiser for it and Trump shows up and he doesn't actually say now it's going to run but it's like oh thank you so much yeah this is great buy my book and then leaves right okay yeah but even then like

regular people are like we want Trump be president okay right yeah yeah yeah and even on Howard Stern he's kind of like joking about it law yeah he did allude to it for a very long time yeah it's so funny because in this documentary they play clips of Howard on sorry of Donald on Howard Stern

yeah and but if you didn't know what Howard Stern was he'd be like who is this man why is he being like you fucker huh you fucker Donald yeah literally well I really can't comment Howard but I think we both know I did yeah yeah okay listen so this he just he this is he's on his third wife now

Melania Melania the best of the best I think oh yes oh oh oh oh baby on the Patreon I'm going to video me jerking off to her Sweet Cherry Pat They call it a tribute Yeah

Yeah okay So he's just married her And he's on Stern Right And Stern's like Put your new wife Put your new wife And she's like

Hello So you're fucking him You fucking him I am yes Every night Every night Yeah yeah Oh yes

Yes I have to have the sex With him If not He keep me in cage Outside When it is cold So I put balls in my mouth.

Oh, yeah. And what are you wearing? What are you wearing in the cage? Something, huh? You're naked? You got those big titties, huh? Yes, I have the big titties. Howard.

I just want to say I'm a big fan of show. He's Robin there. Oh, child, you crazy. Yeah, sorry, go on. Anyway, I keep forgetting this isn't Patreon. Yeah, yeah. Patreon really unlocked the door that shouldn't have been unlocked. yeah Howard the whole time was laughing

yeah the whole time's like yeah yeah everyone forgets just like I have sex and my wife yeah how sleazy Howard Staird was back in the day and it's funny in context if you were like a girl watching this like imagine you're a girl and you're 20 okay and you'd never heard of Howard Stern

and you're like I want to learn more about this awful man Donald Trump and you're like what kind of radio show is this this isn't Joe Duffy imagine Joe Duffy is like and do you ride her up the hole does she love it does she oh I bet she does

you take big dumps do you and what are you wearing now Mary what are you wearing I'm wearing a cardigan but jeez do you have a crucifix near you just shove it up your hole little you

you dirty bitch you talk to Joe we'll be back after this Joe Duffy I'm telling you Joe they bleedin louis how they do I'm telling you now anyway

okay let's skip to 21st century baby it's the year 2000 yeah 9-11's only a few months away oh yeah yeah Y2K didn't happen we got nothing to worry about

yo it's the end of history yeah do you ever hear that no some people were saying about Y2K no about 21st century they're like it's the end of history what they were saying is and someone wrote a book about this is like

all the big shit's gonna happen has happened okay and from now on okay there's going to be no proper history is this going to be a time of peace a time of unity I'm sorry racism is over who put forward this theory

this guy wrote a book I'll look it up in a second okay basically the thing is like racism is over basically the fart of the deal yeah I don't know anti-seemitism it's all basically over

and now it's just going to be good times peace and prosperity going forward capitalism we got capitalism we fixed everything sorted yeah yeah yeah We've got a perfect system in place And nothing is going to happen That's insane

This book was published 9-11 Yeah, he's like How's the second edition doing? Not well, sir, not very well at all We gotta add an epilogue Just saying, I was wrong I'm actually going to look this up real quick That's amazing, I never heard of this at all

The end of history, okay? The end of history But it's so funny So they have a clip then in documentary Of 9-11, okay? Of course, yeah I don't remember this. So it's footage before even the second tower comes down, okay?

Yeah. And the news report is like, this is crazy. New York, this is crazy. And we've got a graphic on screen that says New York under attack. Right. But like it's a stylized graphic, like a flag in the background. And like the writing is like the type of font is like kind of like, you know the way it's like broken font. It's like someone took a bite out of font.

Oh, right. Yeah, yeah. It's like someone really did a good mock up here. Like the Apple logo, it's got a bite taken out of it. Yeah, it's like, no, it looks like, imagine like the words have, like, been through some shit. Right. Like they're all, all right, okay, they're like chipped and cracked. Yeah, like chipped and cracked.

Yeah, like chipped and cracked. Okay, New York under attack. Sure. I'm wondering, let's be honest here, do you think they made that real quick as the tower was burning or they've got that in their back pocket? I mean, who knows, man, to be honest. I mean, major news companies do, I'm sure, have, like, pre-made shit just in case. something were to happen, you know what I mean? But, like, who knows? Who knows?

So let's say, like, I wonder, like, somewhere in a vault, do they have, like, stuff like, you know, New York... Jesus has returned. Yeah, stuff like, you know, New York is flooded. Yeah. Or something even crazy, like... Like, nuclear missiles or some shit.

I bet you'd have this, okay? White House destroyed. Yeah. They definitely have those graphics. White House down. Yeah, yeah. They definitely have all those graphics ready, just in case, okay?

Ever since it's all Independence days. They were like, we need to get ready. I looked up to an album called End of History. That's a parody. Let me just end of history book. End of history. What an absurd, you know, hypothesis. You know what I mean?

And, like, is it in any way sort of ironic, satirical tongue and cheek? Or is this guy dead serious? Like, nothing else is going to happen. It's all gravy from now on. Francis Fuki-emma. Fuki-Fuki-Imma. Fuki-eem at that right up, didn't they? Hey-oh.

Let's call him up. What are you wearing, you piece of shit? Francis. Francis. You got big tinnies, Francis. Fuck your wife. You fuck her in the ass. She liked it?

Oh, child, don't be asking him that? Yeah. Howard sounds different. He must have a cold. It's so funny, though, because back to 9-11, okay? Oh, of course. Towers are falling. Yeah.

And they get Donald Trump on the phone. Right. And they're like, Donald, what do you think about this? And Donald's like, it's crazy. New York will never be the same again. Yeah. Just his level of insight is amazing. It's like, yeah, this is big.

I'm going to say it right now. This is bad. Yeah. It's not good. It's bad. Things are going to change. I mean, I saw one plane in one tower and I thought, this is bad. Then I saw the second plane, the second tower thought,

now it's really bad. This is bad, bad. This is double bad Like literally his analysis is like It's like that Michael Jackson song bad I think that's what this is about Yeah His analysis is like

New York would be different Okay So New York now This is a tragedy 9-11 is a tragedy New York is in pain Good thing finally Somebody is coming out and saying it

New York, the people New York are in pain Oh They need something Yeah To distract them Yeah. Oh, just having some sausage and pepper. I see your fucking plane going to build.

I'm like, ew! Yeah. Yeah. So they need something to distract them. Okay. Entertain them. Yes. Educate them.

Maybe teach them how to become someone's apprentice. Oh. Trump launches the apprentice. Bam, bam, boom. Or whatever. I never watched it. And you forget, I forgot, like, how big the show was. It was a bigger than American Idol.

Was it? So was it? 2001 that I got on. No, no, no. It's a couple of years there. Okay. I just linked the two. Just So the apprentice saved New York from the tragedy of 9-11. I'm going to say it did more than Pete Davidson's dad. I like it. I'm going to say all those firemen should have just instead of like helping people, she'll start pitching the NBC. Okay, so, so the apprentice. Prentice, I don't know, 2004 or something like that. It's a huge hit straight away. Right. People are lining up

to the blocks to be part of the show and what was it exactly like so what were they an apprentice to Donald Trump to work in his company

as in what capacity wherever he decides okay and you don't say nothing okay really yeah I pick you to win okay

yeah now you gotta fucking do I say okay yeah okay so and this is the season three winner it was a black guy

oh I know people say Trump's racist yeah well that case and How many seasons has there been of the show? Like 12. Yeah, he was the only black guy ever.

So listen to this, okay. He let a woman design his tower. Obviously, if she designed it wrong, he'd push her off. Yeah. And he let a black guy win the apprentice. Obviously, if he'd messed up, he'd, you know, put him... Pushed off the tower. Put him back in the, you know, put him in the time machine and send him back to when time to write.

To meet his dad. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. And the KKK. Randall Pinkerton interviewed him on the documentary. He said something interesting. He said,

that Trump starts his day by someone gives him all the magazines and papers and they're all got little notes in them, little bookmarks, and he reads what they've said about him. Are you serious? Yeah, that's how he starts his day. Wow.

Yeah. I mean, I imagine that probably would wake you up better than a cup of coffee if you're like a narcissist really gets off and the fact that people are talking about you, you just read all the shit that they're saying, you know? So imagine if you win the apprentice

and your job is to pick up magazines and find anywhere to make it. mentioned Trump and put a little bookmark in it. And who is that guy, Pinkerton? Daniel Pinkerton. Was he in The Apprentice? Yeah, he won the Apprentice season three. He was black.

Oh, he's the black guy. Yeah, yeah. Okay. I noticed that and I was like, oh. Guess who's the real walk guy? Yeah. All right. So the Apprentice is a big hit.

Big huge hit, okay. All right. And then Trump decides it's time to get on Twitter. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. And he gets on Twitter. and that's when he really realize it's like people love me

because obviously he can block anyone who says anything otherwise and so he's just getting nonstop even better than newspapers and magazines nonstop people saying he should be president yeah people like we love to show Donald direct feedback for his audience we love to show Donald like

you said echo chamber before yeah this is like the ultimate echo chamber okay we love this company needs to be the gecko chamber oh boom boom you like that that's actually too good for this for this show I could write for Colbert

That was a legitimate wordplay That made sense And said something interesting Why are you so surprised? No, for this show I mean like Hey, I can be pretty Funny and clever When I want to be

Yeah It's not all just racist voices And homophobic slurs, you know You do that There's more to me, Brian You go like Gecko chamber People are like

Imagine this, okay It's like a A musty kind of They're playing jazz In some New York club Yeah You get up and go like Gecko chamber

and like They clap And then you go like Then you do robin Then you do your robin voice Yeah So he gets on Twitter Okay

And when he's on Twitter He stumbles upon One of the greatest conspiracies Okay Hit me Obama Oh shit You think he's American

No What Trump said he was born in Kenya Yeah Right Well he didn't originate the theory But he really pushed it he pushed it And he'd go on shows all the time

just like shows birth certificate Yeah Yeah That was the big thing Where's the birth certificate Remember people People used to call Obama

Obungal No Remember that No I don't That was the big This The Republicans had O bungo

O bungle O bungle Oh bungal That sounds kind of racist What's Obongel Bungles And you bungled something

You made a mistake Oh okay Right So like guess who Obongled something again That's right Hussein Obama Hussein Obama

Who's saying Obama Yeah Yeah Sounds more like Oh, son of me, boy. Another guy called him

Ball Sack, Obama. Okay. I showed him. Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's good, but it's no gecko chamber, I'll tell you that. We'll never top then,

I've peaked. I've peaked. You're still down in the trough. So, you dog. Someday I'll get there, won't I? Maybe.

Someday I'll stop eating poop. All right, so he's pushing the Obama thing. Yeah, he comes a birter. And he is pushing it He was also big into the 9-11 Truth Movement for a while Obviously just appealing to that sort of

Well obviously the whole like right wing conspiracy theorist Alec Jones was a big Section of his like voters Yeah definitely yeah Yeah Well I think Trump comes from a different school Where it's like You go to a dinner party and you become

You play devil's advocate You say something that will like piss people off Yeah It doesn't matter because they're rich Yes And they're below you, it doesn't matter Yeah And he still has that mentality

with Twitter and being the president where he's like, I'll just say this and who the fuck cares? And also like a lot of these Republicans understand this and Democrats don't is if you flip flop or on an issue or you get caught lying. Yeah.

None will happen most of time. Yeah, it's true. Yeah. Yeah. Like if you say... Because there's been so many what the left have thought were a gotcha moments. Yeah. There have been so many like too many to count and not once has there ever been any real repercussions

nobody cares because again the echo chamber thing his audience are never going to like you know believe shit they say about him or care what they say about him do you know what I mean so let's say in 2016 yeah someone went to Obama Trump and they were like you were a birter

yeah uh in 2008 do you want to apologize for that he just be like no I wasn't I never never never heard of a birterism before I never even heard of Obama before yeah okay and the worst that's going to happen is they're going to make fun of him on S&L.

Yeah, exactly. Or Colbert or any of that shit. No actual repercussions. Yeah. So they're like, oh, why don't I lie? Yeah. If I lie, I'll make more money. Yeah.

And he's right. Yeah, as if any of them are like, oh no, oh, Colbert won't be friends of me now. And all those people as well, they will go on Colbert afterwards and Colbert will be nice to him. Yeah, exactly.

I mean, it's all bullshit. it really like nobody actually cares you know what I mean it's all for show you know who started one of the people who really pushed the birterism thing as well apart from Trump the Hillary camp no shit yeah yeah yeah yeah one of Hillary's guys

pushed it I suppose because Hillary did go against Obama yeah oh eight wasn't yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and they also released a photo him dressed up like Aladdin and we're like Arabian yeah they're like Obama claims to be

you know, a Christian you know but it turns out Come on go back to Kenya you Beep Turns out he worships

a blue genie who killed himself Yeah So there's this big pressure On Obama To release his birth certificate And people literally bought Billboard signs

That said release the birth certificate Okay You know show us the birth certificate You fucking Beep Like that okay Yeah And eventually Obama does

Like look here I was born Hawaii And then Trump immediately Goes like Oh photoshopped No no No Trump weirdly goes like I'm glad this happened

I feel like I helped Obama By doing this I feel like by doing this We can get this awful thing out of way And now Obama can focus on being president So I feel like I should be tanked Yeah What a great

That's a great move Yeah yeah He's quite a strategist isn't he Like he just knows How to diffuse anything With more bullshit Next thing that happens, okay, that the White House correspondence dinner. Okay.

Okay. Trump is invited. Okay. Obama's hosting. Right. Obama roasts Trump. Yeah. Like, he's like Jeff Ross.

Yes. In more ways than one, I'm sure. Oh, yeah. I've seen those flight logs. Hey-oh. Was Obama on the flight logs? I'm not sure, actually. I mean, I have to think he was.

Or maybe he was clever enough to, like, I don't know. I don't know. I feel like Obama Hope Obama At least got his own plane Yeah That's true He could probably

He took Air Force one To Little St James Yeah Yeah He took Air Force one Yeah He didn't need to like Get on the Lola Express

He had his own I actually looked up I don't I feel like if Obama was On the flight logs We would have heard You'll be so funny if it was just Michelle Obama doesn't know

Michelle is like You know the mastermind Just slinging dick Yeah Yeah Yeah Obama was like What's why are you covered in blood

and Michelle's like ah don't wear your pretty little head it was white wine Wednesday with the girls

yeah yeah um so he roast okay uh Trump at the

the correspondence dinner yeah yeah yeah uh and you know he says like hello when Kenyon

at start some funny stuff in it like I'll give it to Obama like he is quite good he's quite funny

when he wants to be like well he's good at reading what obviously yeah the shit they wrote from but he can deliver

he's got a sense of delivery and timing yeah yeah you know what I mean I don't think he was like working on his fight he was going up at the comedy store just thinking wow a bunch of perverts

around here imagine imagine you're about to do a set in the cellar i gotta follow obama you get bumped by obama and he's like chapelle he does like uh he does like three hours long yeah yeah and it's like kind of half riffing half like the bird man chronicles or fucking called the bird revolution yeah that's it yeah he just gets up as like talks about the people the kids accused of michael jackson i don't believe these motherfuckers Yeah, yeah Obama just a thing

where like hits the mic of his knee Okay, so the correspondence Does he know where Obama does have a Netflix special

Well, well like No, sorry A Netflix deal Like a show Right No, he's a Netflix deal Okay

So he's released A few things already And I guarantee you Because Obama does Like speeches And he does like Talks Yeah

He's gonna release a talk As a special Like I'm put money on that Like a kind of Ted Talk thing I'm putting 30 euro down in now okay that Obama will release a special in the year

when you say special what do you mean it will be him on stage talking yeah and it'll be him like talking about his life so he won't exactly he can't call it a comedy special no he won't call a comedy special but it'll be eerily similar to like a comedy special yeah it'll be kind of like a TED talk kind of thing it'll be funny stories and it'll end of him you know going like uh yeah that's when i realized we still got a lot of fighting to do yeah black lies matter sponsored by Coca-Cola All right

Yeah, I guarantee But before 20-24 We're gonna see that, yeah All right But he'll also do He'll do like He'll fuck a chair You know, he'll do some of like

Crowdwork You know like Damn you got big titty Oh, where you from man Where you from? You're a goddamn whore Hey, I like those big titties Yeah

He'll do like kind of like Patry stuff as well Yeah Yeah Beautiful titty meat you got right there I mean, it's not cleavage, but you know what I mean. The titty meat. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So that's going to happen. Yeah. 30 quid now. 30 quid, okay. So in the year 2024, yeah. Hopefully have 30 quid. Or I'm still alive.

Yeah. Who knows? No in my luck, I'll be alive. And you won't have a 30 quid. I only have 25 and then you'll be a landlord. You'd like Fred Trump. In a KKK rally. Yeah, yeah.

A little short, aren't you? I'm sorry, James. Well, well, maybe we can come. come to some sort of arrangement. I notice your wife. Very pretty little thing. And she comes out, Oh no, Signor Caton, please.

I cannot. My heart is to Brian. He's like, hey, you want to be out in the street? You goddamn. And Chuck my... And you're like, James, will you stop doing that voice? You're from Monaghan. Okay.

I have to do the wife. I'd be like, you don't understand. He used to be on a podcast with me. No, Gecko Chamber. I'm telling you. It was very good and organic in the moment. Now he lives in Texas with Joe Rose. but back in the day

we used to podcast with me it's so depressing like he'd become huge and I'm still like doing the podcast and Shane is still like He's the only Patreon member

Yeah yeah And you're just like You pretend that I'm still here But you're just like editing like old things That I said Yeah yeah Putting them in

Yeah Just random black voices Anyway Okay So I'm because of this He gets embarrassed So Obama Roastered Trump

at the... Trump is E. Barrist. Okay. So he's like, fuck it, I'm running. Okay. Yeah. And he comes down to the escalate, remember that? Yes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and he's like... Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah. He comes down and he's like, I'm running for president. Right. And, you know, you got people like John Oliver and St. Myers are like, this should be funny.

Yeah, okay. Right, right, right. Then he proves them wrong. He does. The underdog. The underdog. underdog is a multi-millionaire underdog rich kid

rapist slash possible pedophile finally got finally finally got a win finally yeah it's a bad darn time yeah yeah yeah the trump stories basically normally does like um comedy films back in the day where it's like you know the the slobs

versus the the rich kids like revenge of the nerds or like porkies or something like that or like uh you know like animal house or it's like right yeah the slabs then like the rich kids Tuga, Tuga, Tuga. It's like that, but the rich kids win and become president, and then... The slabs get put in jail.

And then try to ban Muslims. Yeah, it's true. Yeah, yeah. It's not a happy ending. No, no, but it's a realistic ending. Yeah, that's basically how... It's just how the world works. Yeah, rich people get to do what they want,

and no amount of fucking, you know, Harvard-educated comedy writers can change that. It's funny as well that like just constantly throughout the documentary Trump's all telling

these stories like you know he lives now he's rich enough to live in like this fancy fancy place okay yeah

but all the other rich people they don't respect him right so he plays the music extra loud just to piss him off he still got the little bit like

it is he is yeah like to be honest in that in the elite circles he is kind of the underdog the outsider

the rep you know kind of that nobody likes he's kind of like the Van Wilder you know what I mean I don't know no that's a bad analogy but yeah

Van Wilder was like likeable yeah that's true he's more like who's the villain Van Wilder again I don't know some like rich kid wasn't he a rich kid

who shits himself he might have yeah yeah that's that's that's Trump yeah if that rich kid shit himself and then became president but yeah

okay so he runs he wins We don't need to get into the rest of it That'll be part two That'll be that Yeah Yeah So that's the Trump story

Okay Overall You enjoyed the documentary To an extent Like it's not like It wasn't like Avengers Endgame It didn't like

Trill me But it was interesting To watch Even though A lot of stuff You already know Yeah And to be honest with you

I prefer to air your stuff Because I like New York In the 70s Sure Yeah Like that stuff As it got closer To modern day

It was like Yeah I get I know Yeah you got Well, you probably knew most of the story. Yeah, I like that. I knew Ray Cohen was kind of gay. I didn't realize how gay he was and the AIDS and all that.

And just how much, like, he just have, like, you know, he basically have, like, boys everywhere. Okay. You know, do everyone doing whatever he says, you know. Yeah, yeah. Nice. I like it. Pretty sweet. Pretty awesome.

Yeah. There's actually a Rykewen documentary I might watch next for a show. Yeah, what's called? Right Cohen. It's all, like, see no evil, hear no evil or something like that. Right, right, right, right. It's him and Gene Welder. Yeah, so that's about it.

Also, right Cohen is his son called Michael Cohen. Who I think is either arrested or on bail at the moment. He worked for Trump. Yeah, Michael Cohen. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did he like... He was somehow involved in the Russia stuff. The Russian thing, yeah.

Well, actually, we could end it on this. The Comey rules coming out with Brendan Gleason as Trump. How are you feeling about that? After watching this, I want Young Trump. You want Young Trump? Maybe Donald Gleason, like they do flashback scenes? No, it'd be Brian. It'd be Brian.

It's Brian as Young Trump, but he's doing it as a love-haic character. What was his love-haired character again? Was it like Humpy or something like that? Huey. Huey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Humpy. Yeah, Huey. But, yeah, the Comey rules, it's annoying because it's not an interesting story.

really yeah yeah watching for the performance but the whole thing is like the russia stuff which he got he got out of yeah yeah that's what i mean like these liberals they keep trying to get him on stuff that's the thing like they're they're releasing this just kind of before the election but as we've said you know several times here it's not going to change anyone's mind the people on the left are going to be like see but like you know they're already preaching and converted whereas the people on the right are just like ah fake news but also the story is uh he was accused of doing stuff at russian Russia, I probably did, and then he got away with the D-end. Yeah.

I was like, well, that's not... If it ended with him, like, resigning like Nixon... Just does that walk of shame? Yeah, yeah, that would be interesting. But because it's such a non-story recently, it's like, uh, who cares? Yeah. I actually listened to a radio drama based on the same thing. Okay.

Yeah. Any big names or... No, it's BBC. Pretty boring. How is there a Trump impression? He didn't appear. Oh, okay. It was about the FBI investigating.

Did a woman playing Stormy Dan? He was at one stage and I was like, why are you listening to this? It's a British woman and being like, yes, I'm Stormy Daniels.

Yes, I'm Stormy Daniels. Yes, he did. Jaze on my teeth. His penis looks like a mushroom. Yeah, so I'm not, I'm only excited to watch the clips of

Brendan Gleason. Yeah, I reckon it'll get old pretty quick though. Who do you think would be next? Because we're going to have a fucking avalanche of Trump movies, especially if he loses,

because then they'd be like, yeah, Free Rain. Who do you think else is going to play? I'm thinking Christian Bale.

Yeah, I can see Christian Bail doing it. You know, would Alec Baldwin do a serious one? Who knows? No,

no one believes that. Also, no one wants to see that really. No, no. But who wants to see it anyway, really?

Like, all those resistance people be like, oh yeah, going to drink some Prosecco and watch them take down

Donald Trump. Yeah, I'll tell you what, people will watch the good fight. The good fight? Yeah. What the fuck's that?

It's a spinning off of the good wife. What's the good wife? It's about attorneys. Oh, right, right, okay. Man, I thought it was a parody, some of the stuff in it. It's insane how lib-tarded it is. Really? Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Just the, what they think is fucking destroying the establishment. Right, right. So weak. Yeah, yeah. And just like, like one of the episodes with them finding the pee tape. The pee tape? You remember him getting pissed on by Russian hookers?

What? I didn't hear about that. Steele dossier. No, Donald Trump getting pissed on? No? Oh, what? I don't know. This is obviously very early on this came out, wasn't it? Yeah, this is around the election, 2016 election. Yeah, yeah.

There's a rumor that, like, they compromised Trump. They hired two Russian girls to piss on him. That's nowhere near the level of shit you could use against Trump. Yeah, and also, like, this is the 21st century. The whole thing is like no kink shaman. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And now, and sex workers have rights, stuff like that. Yeah, yeah.

And now a rapist can't get pissed on? What kind of world are we living in now? Soviet Russia. Anyway, here, we're well over an hour. Yeah, let's just wrap it up here. Wrap it up, yeah. Overall, I don't even want to. I was going to say I'm going to watch another thing about Trump.

I don't want to. It's boring. It is boring. It's just, you know, we've been inundated with all this shit. Like, you know, it's, you're kind of only choice. is to just, you know, switch off. Who cares? Yeah.

You're desensitized at this point. Yeah, switch off, don't try. If people are building camps, let it happen. Yeah. And hope that you get put in them. Yeah, if you're lucky. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Imagine being, you're not even allowed to go to the camps.

Not for you. Imagine you're getting on the train while your friends. They go to the death camp. And they're like, Brian. No, sorry, pal. You're not allowed to quick. gas chamber debt we're just

going to let you die in a ditch I'm going to send you back to Carlo no I go to Carlo

my little red balloon okay yeah I'll send it there yeah luckless just end it

we're just kind of rambling now next up it's from Brendan O'Connor oh right we're talking okay yeah

yeah that'll be fun from one evil man to another to another who's worse you decide. Well, at least

Trump's entertaining. Brendan O'Connor is a horrible person, but boring as well, you know? Well, listen to this, okay.

Trump definitely, when he stopped seeing president, either this year or four years from now, yeah. He's definitely going to get like a fucking

radio show. Oh, 100% like Fox. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And, or he'll be like Antidicumia,

you know, in the compound. Yeah, with a gun and a fucking 16-year-old transvesti like. Nice.

Yeah. Yeah. here's hoping and you'd watch that yeah you would watch him just be drunk one round way a gun while the Seinfeld music plays in the background and the girl's scared you'd love that okay but Brendan O'Connor's like

oh I wouldn't even watch you if like yeah it was a snuff film you're just gonna hold snuff film yeah just him and Miriam O'Callaghan just hold it down a four year old while Tobity comes in with a chain song dressed up like

what's the name of Evil Santa Crampus Dressed up like Crampus Merry Christmas, you've been on the naughty list This is the lately Thai show We've made a few changes

All right Let's end it there Let's end it there All right Bye Bye