Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 82 : The IRA Spy Who Liked Animal Porn

Episode Date: September 3, 2020

The story of one of the most notorious spies in the IRA. Plus a new segment called "Oh Brother" and loads more garbage.

So let's talk about the IRA. Let's do it. James, let's just start off. The IRA, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Look, I mean, where I grew up is very, we are very sympathetic to the cause. And I may or may not have known people that may or may not have been somewhat very active back in the day.

Yeah. I can either confirm or deny. But I will just say that I'm talking about me. Where I grew up, it's very pro-Iron. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, very sympathetic to the plight of the Fienian man.

Well, then the people who are pro IRA will like this episode, we're talking about a fucking spy. Snitch. Yeah, a tout. A taut. You're a taut?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're a taut? Yeah, yeah. They're posting them pictures of your tats on Instagram and you're talking to the Brits? Yeah, we're talking about... Brits and tits?

We're talking about a big titty got girl, okay? We're talking about... Yeah, they're talking about a spy. Right. Freddy Scapaducci Freddy Scapaducci

Yeah, yeah That was his name Yeah Really? That sounds like Someone from like Oh, Scapaducci Oh

No, it's like Oh, Freddy Scapaducci Over here Oh, you uh Chuck your wall motherfucker My right He sounds like

He sounds like he won The five families He does Like a big wop Okay Yeah Yeah But actually he's

A full on Nordy Right And he And what is the origin of that name, Scappadoucci. I mean, that sounds very Italian-American. I didn't go into it, okay? But listen to this.

His name's Freddy Scappadoucci. I assume maybe he's got like some kind of Italian heritage. Right. Okay. But he was code named Steak knife. Steak knife? Yeah. Ooh.

Yeah. Because he always ate his steak with a knife, I'm assuming. Is that the reason? Instead of his hands, like a Protestant. The old Protestants eat the steak like on the off the floor, like a dog. Yeah. wait so why was he called steak knife just that was the code okay

it's funny because that was a code now and even like talking about him even recently in like the Daw and like you know the Northern Assembly it's like let's talk about steak knife they still use steak knife and it's still like I'm going to bring up the issue of steak knife

okay yeah yeah they don't call him Scappadoucci all right wait so who who called him steak knife the the uh the british government oh so he was a spy and it was like operation steak knife yeah yeah no he was the code name his code name was steak knife oh right right okay let's say let's say um uh one british secret agent is talking another one he's like uh his house steak knife he's like steak knife is steak knife is good right right right end scene okay so he was under cover now is his his real name is freddie's scabeducci so what did he actually call himself oh he's When he was in the Ra, when he was, like, undercover with the Ra, did he use a different name? No, Freddie. He wasn't undercover.

Like, well, sorry, let's, let's explain this story. Yeah, I'm very, uh, confused. Freddy Scappadoucci. Yeah. IRA man. Grew up in the North. Okay. Fucking loves the IRA.

Okay, right, right, right. He rises up the ranks. Right. He is fucking loving life. So he turns, then he's a turn code. Yeah, but no one knows why. Okay. Okay, so basically, he's doing great in the IRA.

then he gets arrested for something small okay okay and next thing you know the UK government are like he's on our side now oh and that's when he gets the name steak knife right okay okay now um he is a spy okay and guess what he gets a job being the head of uh the nutbusters the nutbusters okay who are the nutbusters Every time they see some seb-texts, they just jizz themselves. No, no, no, sorry, sorry, it's the nutting squad. The nutting squad.

That's what lads on the pole, you know? Okay. You know, when we go out to the nightclub. Yo. Hey, baby, you want to fuck with the nut busters? Come on. So, yeah, sorry, sorry, they were called the nutting squad, okay? The nutton squad.

Yeah, but nut is in, like, nut, because in your head, that's what they meant. Okay. So they were in charge of finding IRA spies. Oh, right. So listen to this, he's a spy. He's in charge of finding spies. Finding spies, whoa. So to keep up the cover,

sometimes he'd have to kill another spy. Oh, shit. And, but did spies know who was spies? No. No, right. But the government did. So the government allowed it? Yes.

Wow. And he'd say, I'm going to kill this guy. And the UK government's still going like, oh, well, he's our guy. We've got to pull him out of there. They let him do it. Yeah. Because they're in their head, they're like, hey, Then it solidifies his position.

Yeah, and also like, oh, no, like, worse comes the worst, one of our informants, who is a criminal, is dead, less paperwork? Yeah. Yeah. I suppose, is it. Okay. So, um... Maybe they just didn't like the guy.

Hmm. Well, they wouldn't have liked any of them, but they're using them as, like, a means for an end. Yeah, but I don't know, like, they had, uh, you know, serious hate for him, but whatever, yeah. But even, like, there's other spies that weren't for Scappadoci. We'd be calling up their handlers, okay? And be like, yeah, I think Freddy's going to kill me. And they'd be like, no, he's not, no. Don't worry about it.

Yeah, get in the van with him. You can trust him. You can trust him. He's just a nut buster. He's just got a jizz on you, that's all. Don't worry about it. Oh, man. Don't worry with the nut busters.

That's like the mitt busters spin off. The nut busters. And all their things are like, is it a mitt that you can like, you can like what'll be one their things like can you like

can you like wank in zero gravity let's find out Jamie let's find out yeah okay that's the wank and the the gingerheaded

one is there oh the hot one yeah yeah for moral support what was the weird one who had like the goate and berry

or and his sister was like you molested me when I was the the one the one with the the berry was a normal one

oh okay the one with the the other one was the one was the one who the sister said like you molested me

yeah didn't he called himself the rape monster? Yeah, that's right. Here's the rape monster. Rape monster,

part of the Nutton Squad. Don't make me horny. You wouldn't like me when I'm horny. My secret, I'm always horny. Yeah, so back to the Nutton Squad.

Like the sister accused him, but apparently the entire family were like, nah, don't believe her. Yeah, they were, like she's very unwell. But anyway, whatever.

Yeah, she's fucking, you know, one flew over the cuckoo's nest, you know? okay so yeah this is a document getting all this

from a documentary I think it was a channel four documentary okay a nice little simple documentary no flashy stuff wasn't trying to be

entertaining yeah no production value whatsoever well I love is he the guy who's doing the show

interviews a lot of former IRA guys right now what's the point to this he's interviewing an IRA guy yeah

does not show the face yes and the actor doing the voice yes so all we see her hands yes

what's the point to there can't you just like say I interviewed a spy and this is what I got I interviewed someone from the IRA and this is what I go it sort of creates

the illusion of like you know oh you know it has to be all very cloaking daggers in the shadows they should blur out the hands yeah

blur the hands and nothing else yeah yeah blur my hands they're gonna know my hands everybody in the nutton squad we know each other's hands up very well

very well indeed you want to be a nut buster so I'll give you the example of like the UK okay letting this to happen so the UK paid a guy to set up a real estate company okay

so he would sell houses to IRA members okay so he set up a little real estate place okay in the north and the IRA would come to him because they'd have him like go to IRA meetings and be like oh I like this a lot I'm not a spy and then like you want some houses and the IRA be like

yeah we'll buy some houses off yeah yeah and then he would have the houses all bugged wow so this is a good guy like obviously he's a tout okay yeah but for for for the uk's point of view this is a good agent okay wait and sorry i know you probably said at the start but uh how did he exact how exactly did he become so scapiducci no the the realtor guy well he was just the guy they hired okay yeah so they come to you with money and you're like you won't do this you won't die and was he like a Realtor? No.

So what? He was like a secret service guy or something? Just someone, I think someone just, who might have had connections to the IRA and wasn't like a member or anything. Right, okay. Like someone in the community.

So let's say dairy girls, okay? Yeah. Let's say they come to Tommy Tiernan. Yeah. And they're like, we want you to do something for us. And they have him set up like a little, you know, selling houses.

They pay him. And then Freddy comes along and kills them all. Okay. Freddy Scapiducci kills them all. Kills all the dairy girls? Yeah, all of them, yeah, yeah, yeah. And, like, with this guy, okay, the guy who sold the houses, yeah, shot him in the back a few times,

but he was still alive, even shot him in the head. You know, imagine that with the Derry Girls. Season 3? I haven't watched it. Okay, right. So, I'm not going to yes and your little improv game there, Brian. All right, okay. Yeah, I'm pulling the rug out from under you.

Sorry. Okay, well, anyway, so. It's going well. Yeah. All right. This little cat and mouse game they have. Yeah. Freddy is very popular in the IRA.

Okay. And he's doing his job well. He's killing the spies. Yeah, and every now and again, you know, the IRA be like, how did the British soldiers find those guns? Freddie, how would it do that? It's crazy. Freddy's like, I don't know.

He's twirling his mustache. He's very handsome, I have to say. Oh, yeah? Freddy, back in the day, very Henry Cavill. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. Superman. Like IRA Henry Cavill.

IRA Superman I are a Superman Duh Duh Duh Duh Jerry Adams Probably wanks over O'Mla But then

Okay Something bad happens Okay Freddy Kills someone He's a bit sloppy And the regular police The regular PSNI

Find fingerprints Oh Now remember The PSNI Have no idea That he's a spy Yeah of course They're kept in the dark

Okay So Freddie goes in the run And then the UK Government Let's say MI5, okay? Yeah. MI5,

arrange an alibi for him. Oh, yeah. So they get him out of a jam. Right. Okay. But now the FBI are a little, sorry, not the FBI. The IRA.

Oh, the IRA. The IRA, a little bit suspicious. Like, how did you get out of that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was a little bit too easy for you, Freddie. Yeah, yeah, yeah, fair enough, yeah. Okay. So, but they're like, they have suspicious about Freddie,

but they're like, oh, we can't really, because he's so high up in the ranks. Yeah. It makes us look bad. Oh, right. If he gets killed. If he, yeah, if it turns out, if everybody finds out that he's, you know, been doing the dirt, to be honest, it makes us all look bad. And also, Freddie probably, you know, they're in the back of their head, like, if we shoot Freddy, we don't know what Freddie has, like, stored away.

Maybe he's got some documents somewhere. So, yeah, you got to kind of find out what he's giving them before you kill him. Yeah. So what they did instead, we're just like, we're just going to ease him out of it. So it's like, you know, Freddy was like, are we all going off to do some killings today, boys? I'm like, actually you stay home today. You stay on the bus.

Ah, you just stay home now. The light in the bathroom has just been awful. Oh, it's given a lot of trouble, Freddie. Yeah, yeah. You're the man for the job. Yeah, yeah. So, yeah, they were going off killing and Freddie was, like, doing the weeding.

I'm landscaping here. It's very important. Okay. And eventually they kind of like eased them out. And Freddie knew what was going on. He was like, those fucking cuns suspect me. Right, right, right. So Freddy, like, little girl's like, fuck those guys, okay.

You know where he goes? What? ITV. And now on the UTV, we've got Freddy Scarpadoucci here. Oh, he's been telling fibs about the boys up the road. There's plenty of trouble in Shank Hill Street. Yeah, yeah. Is that what happened?

No, it's a, what a wonderfully niche joke. Yeah. Any kids who watched ITV in the 90s will appreciate it. that. Listen, okay. I like to keep it young. He gives an interview, okay, with a show called the Cook Report.

The what report? The Cook Report? It's not a cookery show. Okay. He didn't like, we're going to make some omelets. Oh, it's a, as in a cook,

as in, I, I just let a big black fellows bang my wife in front of me? No, not Cook either, okay. I mean, the guy who ran, the guy who presented the show was called Cook.

Let's say like Stephen Cook. It was called the Cook Report anyway. Right. So Scapaducci does an interview, okay? Yeah. Guess what the UK government does? What? Shuts up ITV.

Well? Yeah. They stopped the interview of going ahead. Yeah. And the interview only got released like 2003. Wow. When was... The troubles.

Oh, so we're talking, what? Like 80s? 80s? Early 90s. Right. Right, right, right. Wow. So Scappadoci is like, damn.

Like, you know, I was going to be famous. He's a like big brother the next year. Yeah, he was like, first this, then... Will, Fridio. Eddie, please come to the diary room. Yeah, this is all a way for Freddie. You have me in here with prods? I ain't fucking shit.

Yeah, Fredi just want to get in Corey. Yeah. All right, sorry, go on. Okay. So he's like, oh, damn it. And then he just kind of, like, lays low for a while. Okay. He's kind of like a man without a country.

Because the IRA don't want them, and the UK government are like, well, you're not giving us anything. Yeah, this seems like a very foolish. Why did he just, like, go to ITV? Because it's just, like, the IRA have, suspected him and basically turned their back on him. So, why does he fuck over the British government? Was it kind of

like a rebellious, fuck you? He was still very much like he is an IRA guy. Yeah, at the end of the day, to the core, he's an IRA guy. Okay, right, right, right. Well, it is interesting that we still don't know why he flipped. Yeah, yeah. Oh, do we not? No. No. Now, we might get to a suspicion

later on, okay? Yes. But, oh, another thing, you know what he said to ITV? What? You know who he ratted out? Who? The big man himself. We talk in M. M. We're talking Mugginus, Martin. Martin McGinnis? Yeah, he was like, he is head of the IRA. Right.

He rat out the biggest dog he can rat, okay? Okay. All right. And then I TV were like, actually, we're not showing this. He was like, I actually like my kneecaps, so no. We don't want to get bombed. So then it's just like, oh, fuck, well, everything's, nothing's happening. But then, a few years later, a UK agent,

is sick of this. He's sick of letting his informants get killed. Right. He's like, this is morally wrong. Okay. These people have come to us. They're helping us save lives and then we're letting them get murdered.

And not even just like murdered like back of the head, tortured. Tortured. Right. Yeah. Yeah. In fact, Freddy, there's tapes of Freddie going into like how he will torture someone and get information.

And it's exactly love hate season three. Okay. Yeah. All the intimidation, the tying to a chair naked, dehumanizing basically stripped them naked, tying to a chair and all the basic torture stuff like pulling teeth

pulling teeth, pulling fingernails Yeah, yeah And he's like, it's fucking class Oh, I love my job So eventually one of the English agents Like, I can't handle this, fuck this And he leaks Freddy's name Oh, right, okay, yeah

When was this? I think it was the 2000s Or like 2003? or something, was it? Maybe around it. I'm not too sure. I had it

down somewhere, but I can't remember it now, okay? Basically, he leaks it, okay? Yeah. So now Freddy's name is in the press. Right, right. And he's like, oh shit. And where is Freddy at this point?

Still in the north. Is he, like, so the Raa had known for a long time? Yes. But why didn't they ever go after? Well, see, they'd known for a long time, but it was always like, there's a little bit of doubt,

and now it's very clear. But this is what the Raa do, okay? The Raa come to him, and they agree to sue the UK government for what would you call libel

for ruining a good name okay yeah yeah now this is the theory but a lot of people will back this up former IRA members will back this up

that this was not just Freddie himself suing the government this was like the IRA themselves being like you have to do this to keep up fucking appearances for all of us

not just you okay it doesn't make you look bad It makes us look bad Because you're such a big member of it You were fucking head of the team The Fine Spies You are a nutbuster Yeah yeah

Or the Nottin Squad Does that name me Norton to you You have brought shame To the name of the Nutting Squad And is it to join the Nutting Squad You got a like New Soggy Biscuit So he

Soos Okay Now obviously this case Doesn't win Okay But during trial He commits perjury because he says he was not a spy

but he was yeah and the UK government have a wealth of information to correlate that he was a spy like literally got documents going like Scappadochi equals steak knife okay now they were going to get him for perjury

but then apparently like with perjury if you are in threat of your life it doesn't count oh okay yeah like if you're in school obviously like if he said he was a spy yeah that's the serious like it's one thing

but he's suspect but he flat out says I'm a spy the IRA have no choice but to kill them yeah yeah yeah perjury though how much like how how much time can you really get for perjury like it's kind of a bullshit charge isn't that like

it depends it's kind of like depends on the gravity of the case I suppose and also it's kind of like when they catch a black kid with weed it depends like on the cop like yeah they can give them how much they can give them as long as they want, basically.

Yeah, it's like, if I'm in a bad mood and I find a black kid at weed, it's like, well, you know, Rikers Island for six years and get violently raped. Okay.

You know? And that's, you know, and I fucking love justice so much. Yeah, yeah. So anyway, okay, uh, it fails. And again,

like last time, it's like, okay, we don't really know what's going on. The court case fails. We're not going to assume for perjury. Yeah. And we just let,

you know, just let him there, okay? And again, he's a man. with no country. The IRA don't want him. UK government don't want him. Now, 2018,

okay, they're doing another kind of like crackdown on IRA agents. They raid his home to see if they find any information regarding the IRA. Okay. On his computer, they find some images. Oh.

These images are not pictures of IRA members. Right. Yeah, okay. Okay. He was charged with I think the actual charge was something pornography like indecent pornography Okay

This is child porn, is it? You know what, James been lying to you? What? I told you it was child porn Before we start recording? Yeah. Animal. Oh, animal porn?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's a nice little surprise. Stick knife, you old dog. That's more fun, isn't it? Yeah, it is, yeah, that's true. Because you can play it right, like, ah, beast reality.

B.C.L. He's a bit of crack. Like, child porn is just very sad and depressing for all of all. But Bicieldi, ha, go on you. Yeah. I was like, I take all back. Good man, steak knife. Steak knife for president. The IRA here then, like,

come on, you're back in. You're back in the nut busters. Oh, my God. Wait, did they say what animal? No. But listen to this, okay. And I swear to God, this is what he said to the judge.

judge. So the judge was like, you're a sad man. You've had a history of, I think at this stage he tried to commit suicide, alcohol, like alcohol abuse, stuff like that. Okay, right, right, right. So Scaramucci court said, I prefer women with big breasts. I meant no harm. I'm just depressed. Jesus Christ. Yeah. Imagine that, you're looking for guns and you find animal porn.

Wow. Wait, what's his, I was depressed. so I was bashing No harm I'm just depressed I normally like girls with big breasts It kind of rhymes

It's like a song Yeah Yeah Do this The Scapaducci shuffle I just like big breasts I feel depressed And when I wank over a cow

It feels like the best You Blah braducci Blan Scabadoucci Order order I'm out of order You're out of order

This whole cords are out of order Yo! Yeah, so that's Scapaducci. It's a nice little fun story. So, did he go to jail for the animal? No, I think he's like two months in like, you know, suspended sentence. Yeah, in a vet. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, I asked you like, oh no. Community service in a veterinary house. Oh, this is awful. I'm so unhappy. Scappadoucci, you've done it again. Always landing on your feet. Mrew! Yeah, yeah.

that's like yeah wow that's wild poor old i r so he's still alive then he's still alive yeah um yeah and how come like yeah i guess it's too high profile now also now it's like he's old he's been caught with animal porn yeah who's gonna be like the guy who's like i'm gonna take him out yeah exactly it's kind of like you know time has sort of uh fucked him over so much that i think in their heads are like if we put him out now it's fucking we're putting him out he's doing him a favor like yeah yeah yeah imagine that taking him out to the woods like in sopranos and you'll like you pass you know the one of the exits

and scabedooch is like oh starts crying yeah yeah he knows that's coming he knows what's coming yeah yeah so that's scappadoucci now now um I haven't been able to find his email address you want to get him on the podcast

yeah yeah that'll be great now that'd be great we have mutual loves just send them some images we're like there's more where that came from scabadoo yeah I know what you like yeah I try to them in like there's like a picture of a cow getting fucked under a box or like you dressed as a cow just like

oh yeah and then like when he gets too close like James pull the string so that's that's me now I'm going to talk with some other stuff but first of all James anything you want to talk about update in your life you got a cat oh yeah we got a cat yeah yeah I got a cat I mean, it wasn't really My decision I was just sort of told

We're getting a cat And I was like, all right, yeah, that's cool It's a nice calf though, I like it That's basically what's going to be like, you know When you're married We're getting a kid Okay And you won't get to name it either

Oh, all right, yeah I'm going to name it after my ex-boyfriend Not unsuspicious about that And he's also the godfather Yeah, his name's John Redd John Redcorn Who's John Red Corn? From King of the Hill

Oh no I never watched King Oh okay Well there's a character in it And like his son's Native American And he's not Native American Oh right And the girls His wife

Her masseuse is Native American called John Redcorn I see right Yeah yeah It's King of the Hill good Very good Yeah Yeah very charming

Okay I remember watching it as a kid But kind of being like I don't get this But I remember thinking I don't get this and I'm annoyed that I don't get it you know what I mean

Because I knew But it was like I think I just couldn't Identify with it It was a bit more dry And like sarcastic and like You know whatever Than the Simpsons were like

Just straight up wacky comedy Like a lot of the humour King of Hill was The silences Yeah exactly And like Hank Hill looking at something And just like Oh

yeah yeah exactly whereas like i wouldn't have got that type of stuff as a kid like you know yeah i really liked as a kid yeah i remember like um well you were obviously a lot more sophisticated than me two points of lager and a king of the hill you were the coolest kid in school yeah yeah oh man when i get home from school crack open a can of uh a can of foster yeah yeah oh i was living life come on gaza yeah yeah yeah no king of the hill during the day and at not a night, oh, two pints. Two pints. Oh, getting a bit saucy.

Yeah. King Hill was pretty, it was very family friendly and I think I think an old woman would like it. Like everyone would like it. Okay. I must stay, how many seasons was there? Like 11.

Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah. There's some great episodes. One great episode where like Hank is bringing his mother and her friends to like this little museum that sells like miniature dolls, something like that, okay?

And they go there and stay the night and they wake up at spring break. Oh, okay, that's good. So then he's got to get the old women out of this weird little place, like this little town, but there's like, he can't, there's like girls bikinis everywhere and they're like spray, they've got like water guns with vodka and they're putting into the old lady's mouths.

Yeah, there's some great funny episodes in that. Okay, yeah, yeah. There's one really funny episode, but it's very dark where his neighbor, his wife left him on Christmas Day. Right. So he tries to kill himself. Ah. Try to jump off the roof, but it's like a one story.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he just breaks his arm. Okay. Right, right, right. And then, like, they're like, oh, we got to mind them over Christmas. Jesus. Fucking, you know, suicide watch. Yeah.

But then, um, he goes into his room and comes out and he's his wife. He's his wife. Yeah, he dresses up like his wife. Oh, wow. Like, yeah, uh, identity disorder. He's like, I'm Lenore. Oh, wow. And he pretends to be his wife.

And he keeps doing this thing. Like, I got to get Bill. And he comes back and Bill's like, oh, Lenore's back. And then I go back in and Lenore will come back out. I'm like, I love Bill. I was such a fool to leave him. Oh, my God. Yeah, yeah.

And what? The whole other. Family words is like, hey. Yeah, they're like... Just shut the door there. What's the son's name? Bobby, yeah. Bobby, just shut the door there.

Bill's having an episode. But you know how... Oh, dad, I don't want to do that. I remember his voice, the kid's voice being like, oh, dad, I don't want to do that. That's Pamela Alden. Adlin. Oh, is it? Yeah, she's great.

Yeah, she's great, yeah. But anyway, I'll just tell you how it finishes, okay? So imagine this. Like, you're trying to have a Christmas and he's going around, like, pretend to be his wife, okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So what happens? Hank Hale has to wear a dress

To be the wife Yeah and be like Bill I left you And I'm not coming back Yeah and then Bill has to go like I needed that Then they have Christmas together Wow that's weird

Yeah yeah That's cool I like it For an animated show Yeah it's really good Yeah yeah yeah I like that And it doesn't end with like I like the wife coming back

It's like you gotta accept the fact That like Yeah your wife left Yeah Like four years ago Clearly mental Yeah Yeah yeah

If anything I judge your wife for having stayed as long as she did. Yeah, for fucking Bill Daughtry of all people. You know, he plays Bill Daughtry? Stephen Root. Oh. Yeah, yeah. I like Stephen Root. There's some great stuff in her. There's an Asian guy in it who's, I think it's actually played by an Asian guy. Very progressive. I mean, like, for then. Yeah, yeah.

Wow. Mike Judge could really he saw it coming. He saw it. Yeah. He was like, oh, okay. Yeah. Like, Mike Judge is like a full-on genius. Yeah, Mike Judge is great. No, yeah, yeah. I love, um, like, um, like, idiocrycy is a lot of fun.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Apparently he wanted to do, um, like a mini series or like even just like some, uh, mini episodes, like for online. Yeah. In 2016. Of, for the, um, for the, of, for the election. To make fun the, uh, Trump stuff. Yeah, yeah. And Fox were like, nah.

What was the other show he did? Obviously, there's been some. and butthead. Silicon Valley. Silicon Valley, that's it. Imagine that. King of the Hill, Silicon Valley, office space. Office space, yeah. Wow. Yeah. He's got some great stuff. A guy

just like chugging along, doing his thing. Yeah. And he's, I like the fact that he's kind of conservative, but he's not like insane. Yeah, yeah. He kind of toes the line by well. Especially with King of the Hill. It is very much like, you know, family values are good. And they are kind of like rednecks, aren't they? Yeah, but like it's kind of like, well, not like,

Yeah, they're not, like, ridiculous caricatures. They're kind of like, you know, a regular family in the suburbs of, like, South America. Like, South America. Not South America, but like the deep South. Yeah, they're in Texas. Texas, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And there's some kind of just charming with the fact that, like, yeah, they're like in Texas.

And, like, you know, maybe like Hank might be a little bit like, you know, like, don't want to see gay people kissing in front of me. Yeah. But, like, there's no hate in Hank Hill. Homer Simpson was kind of like that, though, fairly conservative to an extent. There's no hate. But the thing is, like, that wasn't really home. Comer's character, like...

No, I suppose not. Like, the point of Hank Hill is he's repressed. Okay. And he's kind of like, hmm, he's kind of like afraid of the modern world. Wow, yeah, yeah. Like, an episode I loved when I was a kid, and like, it's actually really, I think, really true in a way. There's an episode where, like, Hank goes to, like, the store, to buy some timber. Right.

And he meets a guy played by Drew Carey. Okay. And they're, like, both, like, real kind of silent, like, like, the 2x4? Yeah, yeah, yeah. See that game last night? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he keeps meeting them every weekend. Yeah.

And eventually Jim Carrey's like, and they never really have any real talk. Just like, you know, yeah, that game last night. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What kind of hammer are you using, okay? Then eventually Drew Carey's like, by the way, I'm actually a moving. So won't be around. And Hank's like, oh, okay then. And then like, Drew Carey drives away.

And Hank is like, goodbye, you son of a bitch. That's great. Yeah, just like, that's like. But in his head, that was like, that was a pretty great relationship. It's the best friendship I ever had. Yeah, yeah. And he's like, that was great. We just talked about timber, football, nothing else.

No feelings. Then when he's gone, there's like that little kind of, little break of a second, I was like, see you. See you in heaven, fella. Good night, sweet prince. I don't know why it's Bill Clinton all of a sudden. I'm going to miss you, man. That's what he said when Jeffie died.

Goodbye, you son of a bitch. I sure as hell Hope those pictures don't come out And they have Yeah See that? You always so funny Mindy Kaling actually tweeted something

Me like you know Because this is like All these celebrities are found Hanging out with Jazeel Maxwell Yeah And she was like Oh maybe she took a picture with me Yeah

And then they found a picture of Gizal Maxwell holding Mindy Kaling's book Oh really? I mean like I love this book She's at the book launch Of Mindy Kaling's book She's like yeah Pretty great

That is weird I would be surprised I feel like Giselle Maxwell would be the kind of person like yeah I mean I started a child sex ring

and I helped my friend rape children but yeah I read a book by an Indian woman so swings a roundabouts peaks and troughs

baby peaks and troughs yeah you hear apparently some of the evidence they have on Giselle includes like

nude pictures of Giselle oh her name's Galeen oh what's they call her Galeen okay Giselle

but I think the mix-up is because the way it's spelled, some people say Gislayen but you didn't do that either you called her Giselle You're Johnny Gaza Gaza Maxwell

Yeah yeah yeah Oh Gasser You've got the P-Dor ring On the little Satan James I just fucking love tics But not too big Tits in development I don't know whatever I'm

Tits in development Arrested Okay Yeah What was going to say Yeah So the evidence She's trying to hold back the evidence

Because it's going to be like nude pictures of her Right Of Giselle Giselle Galane Galane Yeah yeah But it's spelled

Gislin Yeah Glein Everyone says Apparently it's Gileain Who cares She's a nonce fucker Glein

Glein Glein I'll remember forever now So Jebidaya Maxwell Yeah What else we got going on okay i talk of a new section so we have a section called people we hate yes yeah now you want

to do someone i won't reveal it yeah okay oh yeah i forgot you know what i've been yeah you know let's just jump into it now well no i really i didn't do any research on it or anything and i would have been against it oh really yeah why because i just don't feel like should we just tell people who we're talking about no no i'm gonna i'm gonna do it no that you said you're okay i'll just give a little this is a preview now okay no What do you want me say? No, don't say anything. Okay, right.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Happy with yourself, yeah? I was willing to let it go too, but then you had to say you were against it, so now I'm determined. Okay, well then, next week then? No, I'm determined. Yeah, next week.

Oh, you'll all see. Okay. You'll all see. It was, it was going to, I was going to do it on David Hogg. He was like the kid that survived, was at the parkland shooting, and then became very vocal. Like, obviously, I got. got nothing you know fair play to him for like surviving and you know obviously uh he you know he's trying to like deal with gun activism and like get like gun rights changed or whatever blah blah like

that's all good i just meant him as a person i find very uh i just he comes across like a real prick like an asshole like i just don't like the guy no i look at his face and i just think oh fuck that little prick but also it annoys me is like he really did capitalize on his fellow students being murdered. Like when they were hiding in the closet, he took out his phone, started interviewing. People, it's like, oh, how do you feel about this? Like, get that fucking phone out of my face.

We're going to die, you retard. And he's like tweeting about it and shit is like, hiding in the classroom, L.O. Hiding in the closet. Yeah, do you know what I mean? I don't know. It just seemed to me, like, from the moment it was happening,

in his head, he was like, oh, I could really make something of this. I could really make a career here. And that is what he's done. And you could argue, no, he's actually trying to promote gun safety because the gun thing in America's insane. Okay, arguably, yes, I do agree with that point. But you have to admit, you couldn't watch everything he's done

and not a party who do has to come to terms of the fact this little fucker is capitalized on this shit, knowingly capitalized on it. And because of that, he's kind of a piece of shit. That's what I, that's all I have to say about it. I'm not going to do a whole episode about it, but that's my that's my two cents on okay can i retort go on okay i would say yeah that he is 20 years old first of all what now he's 20 yeah yeah okay so i'll give him a leeway from that okay

secondly i'd say that like when you say capitalize i would say that he's from a generation where he thinks like just the best way to get my message across no he hasn't he hasn't really you're really like you know he hasn't used the gun thing to like get on like um a reaction reality show or like, you know, I just think you can look at him and see that this is a type of person that inevitably, whatever happened in his life, he would

have found some way to push himself to the forefront of whatever the thing is. He just has that aura, that presence of I'm here and I'm going to change everything and nah, nah, nah, nah, and it's just all about him, him, him. Let me ask you this, though,

hypothetical. What if he had a cleft palate? That was maybe make him more endearing I mean, yeah, is a lot of the hatred, I'm not to say new, okay, I think a lot of hatred is the fact that he kind of looks like Timothy Charlemagne's like, like, ugly brother. I don't know, yeah, no, I wouldn't

even say he's like very good luck and he's not ugly or anything. It's, he, the aesthetics though, it's like, just kind of like... He just has a condish face, that's what it is. But what if he looked like the elephant man? And contish. Well, yeah, if you look like the elephant man, obviously a part of me would like... Potatoes. Yeah, that... Well, look, that purple...

Potatoes! Yeah. Should we ban guns? potatoes ban potato gardens yeah yeah i don't know i just remember like seeing them because obviously the whole thing

with the school shootings in america is insane it's at crisis point something needs to be done so it's just testament to how much of an unlikable conti is that even when he's on the right side

of the debate i go oh i just hate this fucking guy like i am you know i think you know people should not be able to own automatic weapons I think that's just insane the whole gun thing in America is insane

they shouldn't have guns ban guns tomorrow I'd be like yeah fair enough that yeah I got no problem ironically I disagree with that part is that right yeah okay well look it seems like you're against gun control no sorry sorry you're against guns and David Hogg yeah I'm pro hog

I'm pro-gons but I'm not even against guns either I'm not like, you know, I just look at it and think, okay, you have this many mass shootings happening every day. Maybe you should just ban guns. And then people are like, well, that's a, you know, that goes against my civil liberties, blah, blah, blah. I was like, yeah, fine, but really when you just crunch the numbers, I think, it's going to be more sensible to ban guns. But I'm not like invested in the debate, you know what I mean? Because I'm not from America, so what do I give a shit? You want to own guns and shoot each other, then power to you, let's add it. You know, just think the rational thing to do would be to ban guns.

But a logical thing. Like, if you're a robot, you're like, how do I fix this? Exactly. Ban the guns, problem solved. But anyway, it's so, when I agree with everything that he's saying, but I just don't like him as a person, I don't know, go, if you don't know who he is, go lock him up and tell me he doesn't just exude a real egocentric, narcissistic, me, me, these little pricks die.

He hasn't used this to promote, like, any kind of... Not yet. So, like, his reggae career ranking. Not yet. Yeah, he's not... No, you know what he's going to do? He'll try to be a politician. He said this.

When he's 25, he's going to run for the House of Representatives. Yeah. Because 25 is... The minimum age. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so he is thinking in the long term of how this will benefit him. It has benefited him in the short term and will continue to benefit him in the long term. But he's benefiting him in a way that will, in his head, benefit others as well.

Yeah, because I think, you know, okay, well, if he does think that now, he's just a bit naive, but I think by now, he's smart enough to realize that that's actually bullshit. He knows nothing's going to change, but he also knows I can just ride this fucking ticket all the way to Washington. I'm thinking President Hogg. He knows that. President Hogg. Yeah, well, he's probably

thinking that too. Well, he's definitely, since he was 20, had people been like, listen, baby, I'm going to get you to the White House, do what I see. I don't know. He just seems like a piece of shit to me. I think it's aesthetics. I really, what, just because he looks like a prick. I would tell you what, if I was his campaign manager, I'd say dress down, get ugly, work, go Clark Kent. But it's not even that he's like particularly good looking

or particularly ugly. He's very middle of the road, meh, whatever. I don't know, he just exudes countishness to me. Look, again, the segment is called People We Hate, and you're the one who suggested we do this segment. Yeah, I know, but another point of it was to have to convince the other person. Okay. It's like Room 101. Who is yours again? Brendan O'Connor? Yeah, you didn't, like... Well, you want to work immediately, like... Because I, you know, I don't think anybody in their right mind would try and argue, you know, for Brendan O'Connor.

I mean, what's he ever done that's worth saving? Yeah, you played it safe, Brian, you're a coward. Okay. You're a coward. Well, I've got other ones. At least I'm right out here. I got my balls on the table. My nuts are in a vice and I'm like, come at me.

Come at me, hog. Take a swing. Come on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I've got guns, hodge. You want to come near me I'm going to shoot the little bullets That make you feel all sad inside

Oh please don't shoot bullets at me They make me feel bad Yeah You little bitch Oh a couple of bullets in your chest Make you bleed out and die do they Well back in my day Men were men

All right You little pho Whatever happened to the strong silent To Gary Coopers Cooper, you can shoot him six times in the head and he'd be fine. He was gay, Gary Cooper. No!

Anyway, there you go. I did my people I hate segment and I didn't even do any research. That was all passion, baby. That was in the moment. He did the moment. I'm like Trump. I'm Alex Jones.

I can't take this crap anymore. You know what? You win. Thank you. I'll put my... I'll kneel down now and let you say that he's hateable. Yeah.

Yeah. Anyway, I don't know why I kind of picked him and then I was like, I don't really want to. And then when you said I'm going to disagree, that's the only thing that really spurred me on there is like, oh, you disagree. I'll show him. Yeah, pretty much. I'll show the whole world. Oh, but yeah. No, hey, David Hage, he's a good guy.

I'm only Josh in here. Hey, man. I'm only Josh in you. We're going to get him and Scappadootian on. But I don't. Do you think now? Okay, so you wanted to actually go into another segment And I just ate up about 20 minutes

But that's great, that's what I want Okay It's not like I'm like, James, shut up You're ruining it I've got notes It's a script, okay? What was the segment you wanted to do? We're at 45,

Okay, so there's people we hate Yeah I want to do another section as well I think I like having sections Yeah, it's good Called O brother Oh brother Yeah

And this will have like Oh brother Sponsored by State Farm Okay Okay And every week We pick a shit brother Okay

And go into his history Right Right Okay That's fun I like that Yeah yeah yeah Because I'm always interested

In like the failed brother Yeah that is definitely The more interesting Can you imagine what's like Someone's like You look a little bit like A famous guy It's like yeah

That's my brother Yeah And then like you know Petchler Diesel catch your card you know so you're planning to terminate this pregnancy

yeah yeah so do you want to I'll have choices for you oh okay do you want to go into Roger Clinton oh okay

do you want to do a Clinton a candy or Trump ooh Trump is in Robert Trump who just died I guess saying as he just died

out of respect we'll go with You know what? There's not much about the Trump one We'll do him and Clinton Okay, I like that Because really I did want to say Clinton

Because, you know, it's just going to be more fun There's not much on Clinton So basically Bobby Bobby, oh sorry, yeah But Bobby Trump Robert Trump

Robert Trump, yeah Okay The runt The runt of the litter Yeah, yeah The youngest The youngest one He was the one who was like,

Well, so basically there was the three brothers One of them wanted to be a pilot They all say he was a Sky Bus driver And he drank himself drank himself to debt, yeah, yeah, yeah. And Trump was the alpha one. Yeah, yeah, big dog.

Yeah, and little fucking Bobby was like, I'll do whatever you say, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's my big bro! Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So basically his whole life was just being in the company, keeping his head down. Yeah.

Apparently, it's being known for being quite nice. Okay. And being quite philanthropic. Philanthropic. Hey, is that giving money charitable? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I think that's how you pronounce it anyway.

Yeah, no, I think you're right. It took me a minute there. filling i because i you said philanthropic but then my for whatever it i was like misanthropic i was that probably the option yeah yeah yeah yeah because misanthropic's like you hate people yeah so it's probably the opic part is like the yeah yeah yeah you know like just show my big fancy words yeah what's the word that your dad always gets annoyed that chronological chronological yeah yeah you said chronological once and he got angry at you yeah yeah he's like oh using your big fancy college words he didn't like he like it's like i started speaking latin he was

like what gobbly gook sick super tyaribus so anyway he kept his head down and then Trump Donald put him in charge of one of the casinos

okay now apparently there was a fuck up with the casino right and Donald gave Robert a good old fucking verbal hiding oh okay

yeah I think in public as well really it was like you fucking idiot you fucking you cretin you're a fuck head you know I heard the Harvey Weinstein beat the living shit out of Bob Weinstein in public one time?

I mean, that's like, oh, brother. That's another one there, okay? Oh, brother. Yeah, okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, I think he kind of, like, fired him. So Donald Trump fired his brother. Yeah.

Fired Robert. Right. And then during the election, yeah. Robert, no one asked him to do this. Robert came out and was like, my brother's going to be the best president. So sad.

My brother's going to be the best president ever. And if he ever wants anyone to work for him, I'd love to be a part of the organization. Oh, what was this, like, an interview he did or something? Yeah, I think he was the one who organized the interview. Oh, that's sad. And it's basically him begging for a job. It's like, oh, I hope he becomes president.

If he ever wants anyone to help him, his little brother's right here. Oh, God, the poor chap. One brother's dead. And I wish I was, too. So eventually Trump gave him some fucking easy job on his organizations. Right, okay. And apparently he was, like, involved in, like, some video game company. Oh.

Like he invested in some video, Batista, I think. Batista. A pretty big one, like, one of like the Big Four. Or Ubisoft. Not that, uh, EA Sports. It's in the gay. Yeah, no, I think it's Batista. So, like...

Was it an Atari? Do you kids still play Atari? Hmm? A Sega Mega Drive 2. Sega Dreamcast. Oh, boy. Yeah. Yeah.

And then, um, uh, listen, this, okay, this is a nice little story for the women, okay? Oh, yeah, honey. Yes, Queen. Married his secretary in 2020. Boom. Died in 2020. Damn. Yeah.

She is, I hope he signed a pre-up. Oh, I hope he didn't. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Imagine being that secretary, being like, okay. Was she, like, a lot younger? No, it wasn't like crazy. It wasn't like, you know, just out of high school.

Yeah, I don't know, like 40s. Oh, my God. Yeah. Wow. Okay. Fair play to him. Yeah. It's like...

How good is that? I bet you Trump's like Make sure that bitch Doesn't get anything. Oh, definitely. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Trump is definitely 100% Like, he's calling up

Nick Crowle's dad. Like, can we have an accident? I left Big Mouse. I think it's a great show. Yeah, he's like, I just throw this whore out of my house. He's like, get the nut busters. Get me,

Freddy's scabby. Yeah, he was like, Freddy, I'll give you, um, one picture of a cow in a bikini. I know you bother a lot

Don't get that tramp out of your house No bother Okay so that's basically So wait there's no real Nothing about Robert Trump really No Apparently he was a nice guy Nice guy died

What was he 71 something like that Little I think it was the youngest one So maybe like 60s No I think he was 70 He was definitely You probably know more than me I just remember seeing Trump's brother dad at 71

Because I remember thinking So that means Trump is like in his mid-70s then? Somewhere like that, yeah. The only kind of other interesting thing is that his daughter, Mary Trump, yeah, wrote that book.

Oh, as in, yeah, my uncle the scumbag or whatever. Maybe his daughter cousin, whatever did my uncle's a scumb bag. No, I think you're right. I think it is his daughter. And then he tried to sue her to get the book stopped.

Yeah. So then there's a thing where like, after Robert Trump died, I think it was the Washington Post, their headline was like, Robert Trump, who sued his daughter? has died.

People were like, that's very distasteful, you know? Yeah, yeah. What was in that book? Like, was it more so just the... It was about the childhood.

The childhood. It's basically about, like, you know, Trump, uh, rot, um, about the Fred Trump senior

kind of like, pitting his kids against each other and make a toxic environment and Donald Trump loving it and loving like the idea of like, you know, killer be killed. Right, okay.

And just like, you know, love the idea of like, yeah, I'm going to fucking emasculate my brothers. That's, I mean, it really does seem like these, you know, sort of rich elite types

when they're brought up in this very dysfunctional, competitive environment really does seem to they emerge with that real killer instinct and then they become very successful. It's like you either become a killer or you completely collapse like fucking Fred

Jr. Kill or be killed. Yeah, yeah. Or like fucking Robert just like, oh, just do what he says. Please give me a job. Yeah, yeah. Well, yeah, apparently a lot of people had, even like a lot of people were like, I hate Donald Trump so much. But Robert was nice.

His brother was so, like, you know, overshadowed and, you know. Yeah. And it's kind of like, the name Trump is going to be ruined. You can't really be like, oh, he was a good fella. Because he's like, you know,

he's got Trump money. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. Poor guy. I don't know why he died. I think it was natural causes. I think it was some old, yeah, old age or whatever. Yeah, but Trump's still going.

He didn't have that speed, you know? He's not doing a fucking mess. Yeah, he's not like crushing Adderall and goblin Big Macs, you know? Yeah, yeah. That's what keeps. you young yeah yeah yeah the trump diet okay so i was so roger clinton then so poor little trump is an orphan now yeah yeah an orphan well an orphan with no brothers even i'm an orphan yeah uh so

let's finish up now okay roger clinton yes older or younger uh i think older okay uh nicknamed the headache the headache yeah oh wow by the secret service So I know we're steak knife We got the headache Yeah Yeah That is great Make steak knife

Sound so much cooler Wow I mean Think about it When you're in this Was it Secret Service Is that who Yeah

Yeah Like your entire job Must be fucking headaches And just Dealing with problems So this one person Is such a fucking pain in the ass You nickname him the headache

Roger Clinton Okay You go on Wikipedia Look him up It says He's best known For being the brother of you know Bill Clinton sure and also for his cameo in Fred Clause

yeah wow with Vince Vaughan yeah yeah okay so basically I looked up to the scene in Fred Claus where Vince Vaughn the movie okay Vince Vaughan is Santa Claus's brother brother yeah yeah yeah so he goes to a meeting right for brothers of famous people okay and in the meeting there is Frank Stallone okay Stephen Baldwin and Roger Clinton Wow So a little kind of joke That's a real fuck you to Stephen Baldwin

Because he actually was in movies Stephen Baldwin is very funny in the scene Because literally he's a bit in it Where he gets angry at Vince Vaughn And then the therapist there's like Stephen, Stephen, calm down He's like, you're right, okay You're not Alec

You're not Alec He has to take a mantra Like you're not Alec You're not Alec Stephen Baldwin was great in the usual suspects Yeah yeah Yeah he's pretty You know right wing

now. Oh, like he's an insane like born again Christian. He is real like, you know,

those Trump impressions, Alec, not right. Oh, okay. You are hurting national security.

Every time you do a Trump impression, ISIS wins. Yeah, yeah. So anyway, Roger Clinton,

okay? Yeah. Known for years of being a fuck up, the lazy brother. Okay. It didn't do much.

He was like mostly hang out in bars and play music. Okay. His band was called Dealer's Choice Dealer's Choice Yeah, okay

Now, which is ironic because he was arrested for possession and drug trafficking Oh yeah? Yeah, coke Yeah, yeah Yeah, well he had to keep

his brother in supply, didn't me? Hell! Bill is apparently notorious, Coke had Yeah Well, I'm sure they all were I mean, like, yeah, it's pretty honest

But like he was, you know, even by a president's standards big into Coke. That's like, that's like saying like a rock star standard it's like exactly yeah he was on like charlie sheen level coke do you think all of them did coke though i don't think like the republicans did well no me i think they did to be honest but they wouldn't do coke i think they do like what the doctor gave them yeah like umphetamine pills like yeah yeah oh doctor i feel tired all time oh we'll just take

a couple of these i think if you said coke to be like oh isn't coke that's like crack isn't it that's what blacks do isn't it i'm not black but what about this mixture of cocktails i'm not black but I'd play one on TV Anyway Yes But yeah No but I'd say Look

Presidents are all Doped up Yeah so he like He was a fuck up He'd several Like DUIs Constantly caught with drugs Yeah

Yeah Did jail time Like you know Like just a real Fuck up Okay Like that Um

Real dud muffin What's it Okay Listen to this okay I once age He got so my DUIs They hooked up a thing called an ignition interlock device.

You heard one these? No, no, never. It's a breathalyzer hooked up to the engine. Oh, yeah, so if you have to breathe into it and if you have drink on you, the car won't start? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Imagine that, you're like the president's brother. The president's flying in Air Force One.

Excuse me, ma'am, will you breathe into this for me? Yeah. And he's like, Hillary can get your urine. I got a piss test coming up Hillary Don't be a bitch Pokemon Go to rehab

So So good old Bill You know You can't say Bill wasn't a good brother Okay You can't accuse him With that

You can use them a lot of things Certainly you accuse them I'm pretty sure That's very far down On the list He gave his old brother A Presidential Pardon Oh wow

Yeah For the drug trafficking Yeah Wow And when you Like how Are we talking like a big operation

like or probably less than thousands in Mina, Arkansas yeah probably less than a thousand maybe a grand at most okay right but it's not like he wasn't like

he wasn't like Pablo you know right it wasn't like the mastermind yeah and that's all I have to say about Roger Clinton okay where is he now

still live and you tell you what in Fred Claus at least that was 2008 but in Fred Claus he looks okay okay he definitely looks like

homeless Bill Clinton he looks like if Bill Clinton was like Like a hippie or whatever No no I mean like just like hard times Bill Clinton Oh right okay right right right You're Bill Clinton now He's kind of like a bit skinny

Yeah he kind of lost a lot of weight Yeah Yeah those pictures came out of him Getting a neck massage From one of their Epstein victims Yeah and that's wrong is it Oh apparently apparently The Looney Left Don't let you do now

Can't do nothing these did You know the conspiracy theory about Trump on the island No, uh On Little St. James What about it? So basically, you know the way

It's a paedophile island Sure, yeah And... Oh, he was there like, uh, undercover? No, no, no, no. He was like steak now? No, like even worse

to this, they say the people, like the QAnon people say that Trump was there just checking out the place. Right. But he only, he hung out with the staff.

What? Yeah, he was like, I don't like these rich millionaires. I'm gonna hang out with Lupe. Yeah, yeah. Hang out with the Mexican staff. Someone on the

people you yeah you're right though they do say he was like steak knife he was there just like undercover gathering information like he was

fucking a kid he was fucking a kid he was wearing a wire at a time like and this is all part of his plan David Speed is going down Hillary Clinton is going down

David Spade really yeah that's what they say they say you know what David Spade does with videos in his house okay that's because he's wearing an ankle monitor because the Q-in-on people got him. Yeah, that's what it is.

Yeah, Trump is going to lead him away. Yeah, it's not because, like, everybody's in fucking lockdown. Yeah, yeah. But, yeah, like, their whole thing is like, oh, we don't have time to go into it. Also, we've talked about it before. Have we? Yeah, yeah. Well, anyway, yeah, it's retarded. I'm very aware of it.

Yeah, yeah. So, what time we, let's see now? We're just over an hour there. Just over an hour. Let's think of one little thing to end it. One little thing to end it, yeah. One little thing. Back to David Hogg.

Oh, no, no, no. Oh, you know what? I hate him even more. But I will say, though, just in his defense, again, okay? Even if he hate him, he could have gone way worse. He could have become a TikTok star. Yeah. He could have, like, started, like, a hip-hop career.

I guarantee you, though, once he gets of age and becomes a politician, he'll be real fucking annoying. I'm going to call it right now. Yeah, I see the tide is turning, my friend. Oh, yes. Yeah, yeah, you'll all be sorry. Oh, I'll tell you what we can end it is on, okay? So I'm watching the West Wing right now. Oh, yeah.

Well, I'm re-watching bits of it. Not, I couldn't stand the whole thing. Yeah, I never watched it. Yeah, and it's actually insane looking back on it, how, like, idealistic it is, especially with Trump. Right. How do you're like, the president's so fucking great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, every time the president talks, every time Martin Sheen talks, it's all, like, someone going to like, that's our president.

Just like a tear on a diaphragy. Yeah, yeah. And the whole thing is, like, he's the smartest man in the world. Like, he's, like, got PhDs and, like, he's an economist, like, you know. So, like, the whole thing is like, uh, president, you got to dumb it down for the people. And it's like, I will not dumb it down. I will not use small words. I will talk to them and honest, okay?

Yeah. People are like, that's our president. I'm so fucking gay for our president. I'm so fucking gay and Jewish for our president. Oh, my God. And, like, yeah. I want to touch you sminkle. Sorry.

And they're always, like, just, like, basically up in TV. years like I was trying to think like how crazy that is that would be like if I did a show about the LAPD okay

I'm about just I fucking love black people so much and it's just about like every every black child is a miracle and the cops are going

around and every time you see a black kid they're like we gotta protect this precious precious boy from the evils

of crime from the evil white men yeah yeah it would be like that level like oh this is

not reality at all this is like Lord of the rings. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

Sure. But it was like highly regarded, like the West Wing was like critically acclaimed. The thing that all Aaron Sorkin's things is, you can go like, this is dumb, idealistic. Yeah. And then someone will get you and be like, that's actually pretty good. Yeah, it's pretty, some good bits in it. Like just one bit I watched recently were like, um, uh, someone gives the president as a gift

a map of the Holy Land. Okay. And, um, you know, he's like, oh, this is great. I'm going to hang this up. my walls like from like fucking you know hundreds of years ago okay it's like an ancient artifact okay he's like well hang this up in my wall and the fucking oval office and people are like you can't do that he's like why doesn't recognize Israel oh he's like but this was made like 500 years for Israel even existed like it doesn't matter doesn't mean how you can't

hang it up okay oh that's a brave uh okay thing to include it's like a really funny kind of like so he it's a running joke for the episode he's bringing people in being like what do you think of that and you're like doesn't recognize Israel he keeps trying to explain it like doesn't matter doesn't matter

and then like near the end there's one bit where he's like talking to one final guy and it's like I gotta ask you something like oh by the way

Mr. President that map get rid of it doesn't recognize Israel wow yeah yeah so and it's kind of played off for laughs

yeah yeah it's a funny scene like yeah it's kind of like the president keeps bringing up these reasons why yeah in fact it was made like 500 years for Israel

was even an idea right not So it's a political statement. Wow. And he's like, as if I'm about to recognize and I see this map and I'm like,

oh, actually no. Let's bomb it. Somebody just draws in Israel, like just writes it on it. Oh, here it is. Yeah.

Just a little star. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What would be a good little like, hmm. No, I can't think of anything. I'm kind of tired now. Yeah.

I was trying to think like what would be a good little sign for Israel. Just a picture of Larry David. Bram. There's a picture of Larry David Where Palestine is meant to be And like, yep, see? Fixed it.

Yeah, but it's like the West Wing is like It is kind of like, it's like Ah, you're playing my emotions now But sometimes you do a good job Yeah Especially early seasons Because, uh, Sorokin left after like season four

Is that right? How many seasons do? Seven. Okay. So, um, he left to do fucking studio 60? Yeah, a few other things. so basically it's it's following the bartlett administration

Bartlett is like Martin Sheen Martin Sheen yeah and then the last two seasons they're like half Bartlett and half like the next president Guy coming up Yeah so it's Jimmy Smith's versus Alan Alda Alan Alda

Okay yeah yeah And they're like running for president And even like so Alan Alda is meant to be the Republican president nominee at least Yeah And his first speech as the nominee is like I just want to say

A lot of people want me to disrespect the former president and I just think he's a great man like this who the fuck yeah nobody would do he's a great man and I might disagree

with him politically and philosophically but he's been a great captain on this ship that we call America yeah yeah yeah it's just like oh yeah as if like

that's exactly what happened yeah yeah as if imagine if Trump was like I just want to say Obama's such a great man he wasn't born in this country but he's a great man

instead he brings like victims that accuse the opponent's husband of rape to the debate and then it says like the other people running for a Republican nominee is like yeah your dad was a zodiac your dad is a zodiac killer and your wife's fat great

anyway that's that's I think that's it we'll end it there we'll just end it there I think uh thanks guys go to the patreon.com Brian and James Brian and James Patreon for extra content extra episodes and more video we're going to start putting videos up there

yeah going to put a little video up there so it's going to be great like a little after show kind of thing yeah our opinions on the show yeah peek behind the curtain you know oh but not too much like you don't want to see behind the green door you know you don't want to see the curtain behind the curtain

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah imagine like people see like what it's actually like it's just to get depressed yeah and it's just like it's almost like a sweatshop and there's trampolines outside just in case trying jump like a net just yeah yeah yeah okay all right let's end it there went it there goodbye