Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 83 : Sex and The City 2

Episode Date: September 7, 2020

We talk Sex and the City, Batman, more people we hate and we really try to not be too racist.

Yo. Okay, we're recording. And we're off. This is day two. Day two. In James's house. Have we ever done this before? No.

Two days, back to back. Yeah, so we record a few episodes yesterday. Yeah. Then I did some coke. And drank some Copenburg. Yeah. I had one can and that was enough for me. I felt all dizzy and sick.

Yeah. No, I was extremely. It was curious how dizzy you felt. Especially because I was trying to offer you that can. It's like, here, Brian, you'll like this one. This is better for. for you. Yeah.

Did the old switcheroo. Yeah, yeah. So I was just very hung over from the night before. You were, what were you drinking? The night before? No. Oh, last night. I just Heinigan.

You're drinking Heinigan. I was drinking very small, fruity cans. Yeah, yeah, a little fruit cake cans. I said, give me the gayest cans you got. I was like, no, that's too gay. I was like, have you got cum-flavored Copenberg? And you're like, you've got... In a can shaped like a cock.

Yeah. Yeah. He's got, well, we've got a strawberry and lime. And it's half salad. What do they call? Like fun-sized cans? Yeah, yeah. Fun-sized, yeah.

Here comes fun. There's also another word to describe it that starts with NF. A couple of more syllables. Yeah, we've got a good episode lined up for you today. Yes, we do.

Boys and Girls, okay? Yeah, yeah. We are going to talk about sex in the city too. Okay. We'll watch it downstairs. Yeah, well, I mean, you put it on and we sort of like skimmed through it just to be like...

Well, what's even sad there is I actually watched it last night as well. Did you watch it in its entirety last night? I passed out watching it last night. Okay. So imagine this. It's me and the boys, okay? James is a pussy.

He went to sleep. That's right. I was a pussy. I went to sleep. That fucking fun-sized. Okay. And then so it's me and the boys, all right? We're all just doing coke with the cat.

Yeah, the cat got up on the table and nearly tucked the coke. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That was bad news. It's good training for having the baby. Yeah. This gaff is like the train spotting gaff. We're all just going to wake up one morning.

somebody's going to be crying and I start crying it's like now we finally know that it was James's cat and I mean he fucked in another cat and gave birth

of that cat I actually sired that cat with my penis yeah yes oh god what depressing

you'll be so funny if you hear the screams yeah let's say like one of your roommates hear the screams like oh god it's the cat

and it's just you it's just you're just dead in the ground like whew yeah thank God cook a shop a hit rent Yeah, yeah

So it was me and the boys And the cat, all right Yeah And Dave, I was like Hey, this be funny Let's watch Sex and City too Yeah And they were like

Ah, it's not that funny Brian I was like, Shut up You just like Come into the Gaff And like I passed out It's like

Yes, the cat's away And now Brian can play It's like we're gonna watch Sex in the City too So then the boys all went to bed I kind of ruin the party Yeah Single-handedly

It wasn't really a party it was just there some boys hanging out hanging out doing coke and drinking some dogs yeah yeah

you know it's funny you know it's funny you're gonna crack down house parties yes that's right yeah they come in it's like ah

there's only five of them that's grand they're doing coke yes but there's only five of them yeah so social distancing with the coke very long notes

yeah that's right like a long straw sniff the coke yeah we stapled a load of fivers together just to yeah but I was saying

if you want to like crack down house parties yeah just send me okay yeah bag of coke in a sex in a city DVD where's your DVD player what do you mean you don't have one you fucking idiots I got Blu-ray as well don't worry

yeah yeah laser disc VHS you've covered all your options so this is sad now so I watched this film last night while you're on coke yeah okay and then I was like James the next morning I was like James let's watch it again it'll be even more ironic ha ha ha ha ha it was insane though like obviously I'd never seen it before but it's so like you made a very good

point like it came out literally just after the recession I think the movie came out in 2010 was it 2008? 2008 so literally as the recession happened and the whole thing is like they're just in Abu Dhabi just buying clothes and like fucking Sarah Jessica

Parker's having trouble with her husband's like okay guess all I'll go stay in the other apartment on the upper east side of Manhattan Because we're having problems. This is a big problem that the main character has. Carrie Bradshaw's her name. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So she's married to Mr. Big. Mr. Big. Yeah. Oh, hello. Okay. Oh, why'd you call him Ned? Because of his cock. All right.

Big old dick. Yeah, okay. So she's like, oh, this marriage is suffocating me. Yeah, yeah. I still want to be young and have fun. And he's like... Even though she's like 53. Yeah, she still wants to go out to all the cool hip parties.

Like, when she shows up at like a fashion show, all the other people think it's a benefit now. It's like, oh, what do you have, lupus or something? Like, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So she's like, we got to go out and have fun and go to nightclubs all the time. And he's like, oh. He's like, honey, you're 58.

I'm 67, okay? Can we just sit down and like watch a film? We don't even have to watch the film. Can we just sit down? Please, all I want to do is sit down. So he's like, can we just sit down? And then she kicks up a big fuss. Like, oh, I don't want to be here.

So she goes to the second apartment they own In New York During the recession Very relatable Yeah, yeah, yeah And she's like, I just need two days on my own In this apartment, okay? Yeah, yeah

To work on my book So then Mr. Big Because he's trying to like Make this work It's like, okay, how about okay From now on every two days I'll go live in the smaller apartment Okay

Yeah And then you can stay in the big apartment All to yourself Yeah Will that be okay And you can bring your friends over and everything And she's like what do you mean you want you want to spend time away from me this is supposed to be a marriage

so yeah she kind of uh well this film does tend to contradict itself quite a lot yeah so she decides to go to abou dabby with the girls so samantha befriends a sheik okay yeah Samantha's like the uh whore i was going to say a free spirit but yeah the free spirited whore. Yeah, well, I just, I got into Abu Dhabi mindset. The Western Filt. Yeah, okay. So Samantha's befriended a sheik.

A sheik is like, um, uh, what'll be the similar? Like a, not a T-shock. It's more like a religious role. Okay. Yeah, but they do have like sort of, uh, you would say they argue they have political power status and stuff. They have the power that like a bishop had in Ireland in the 50s. Wow.

That's good. Yeah. They can make you disappear. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just throw you in a fucking septic tank, you know? All right, so she befriends a sheik and what. And then he's like, I'll pay for all expenses trip for you and the girlos to come over to Abu Dhabi.

Yeah. And have fun. They're like, yeah, Abu Dhabi do. Ah, do they actually make that joke? Yeah. No? They do. Yeah.

And they go over there and they have crazy adventures. Right, yeah. It's like, oh, look how different everyone is. It's so funny. They're all wearing burkas. This, like, fucking Star Trek. the sand people no don't make that joke yeah yeah yeah so um well they don't they say something worse than people okay so they're having crazy adventures which is basically

just like drinking a lot and being loud yeah yeah okay are like being kind of not even promiscuous but sort of dressed slightly provocatively and all like the men are like yeah so like there's one scene like uh they get up and i think like Samantha's got some cleavage, okay? Yeah, yeah. Oh no, Samantha's talking some guy, okay, and gives him a boner. Yeah, she, like, puts his hand,

her hand on his leg. Yeah. And then, like, people around them were like, oh, kind of staring angrily. And then your man stands up, he's got a big boner, and then, like. And then a woman at Burke was like, oh, humana, homina.

I'll have what she's having. No, you will not. Yeah, like, that woman's like, you know what, fuck my religion. I want a boner. Yeah. I just want a cock. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So I was laughing at the day of, like, it would be funny if, like, that woman ripped off her burqa and she was wearing, like, a bikini. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that basically happens later on. It does actually, yeah, too, yeah. So what happens later on is, so some reason, we're kind of skipping past a lot of this. Yeah, it's because it's not worth mention. But, like, at one point, okay, so then they have to find out, they find out, like, they don't get the hotel room for free. It costs $22,000 a night.

And they can't pay for it, so they decide to, you know, run away from the bill. Yeah. You know, skip on the bill. So, like, they pack up all their stuff. It's like, we got to get the fuck out of Abu Dhabi. But when they're, like, trying to escape the hotel in secret, they still get the bellops to carry their luggage for them. It's like, that's not how you run away from a hotel.

They still get the staff to do all the work, all right? Come on, you dog. Yeah. But it's like, if we don't get there in three hours, we're going to have to fly coach. Yeah, that's the big, like, ticking clock. That's the dilemma. That's the big, like, was this directed by the Safty brothers? This is so tense.

It is just so detached from reality. And it's just, these are just sort of upper class New York socialites. Yeah. So these, these, these, these, these, those kinds of problems. So these awful women are running through Abu Dhabi, okay, trying to catch their flight, okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Samantha Jones is having hot flashes, okay? Yeah, because she's having the menopause.

And I think she's taking pills to prevent menopause, but it's actually made it worse. I don't think there are pills that can prevent men pause. Well, she was saying in the start of the film, she was tricking her body. Yeah, I know. Yeah, she was like, she definitely was taking loads of pills, but I just don't think there's anything that would do.

Is there any pills? Probably, it's probably bullshit in real life. But in Samantha's mind, it's like, this is working. Okay. But then she has like super menopause. Okay.

She's, um, it's horrendous. No, I'm joking. She starts getting hot flashes, okay? Yeah, and then she like drops her purse and condoms fall out.

Yes. And then all the Abu Dabbi. men are like my worst oh I see and she gets up like that's right it's condoms because I like to fuck yeah she starts like humping the air and everything and giving them the finger

giving them the fingers like fuck you and fuck me and all this stuff and they're all like and in the film it's just like huh a harumphorumph yeah but really they would have been like tied up gang raped and murdered with bricks yeah there and then

and the American Embassy would have been like well you play with fire dot dot dot we're not going to kick up a fuss about this now you actually kind of done us a favor like it actually is against the law

so like maybe they wouldn't get gang raped yeah no I was being facetious well they might have well even if we didn't get gang raped yeah they would have at least got like in prison

and it would have been like an international incident yes 100% yeah I kind of like when what's her name got caught that coke what was her name Michaela

what did you call her Michaela something Yeah. I don't know, whatever. I know what you're talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or, like, there's a case recently where, like, some frat boy went to North Korea and, like, spray painted something.

Oh, really? And then they kept it in prison for, like, I know, like, a couple of months. Yeah. And they had to, like, it was a huge debate between the Americans and North Koreans to get him back. That's so funny. Happens a few times, especially, like, in Kepa Bita Zeta for life, bro. Imagine it was just like a hazing. Yeah.

He was just a pledge. Like, all right, pledge. You got to go to North Korea and spray paint on the embassy. and then play beer pong I gotta play beer pong with Kim Jong-il Road trip 3 North Korea

I gotta dig up his dad so yeah so this get away and they find some Muslim women in Burkis who bring them to their secret Yeah so yeah The fucking sex of the city dolls are running away

so that they don't get murdered by the angry mob And then they like women are like Follow us And then they go into this tent and the women are all like oh you're from New York we love New York fashion

and then they all take off their burkas and then there's a voiceover and just then beneath years of oppression and conformity we saw the New York Spring Collection and they're all just wearing like fancy fashionable clothes

like they're wearing the newest clothes yeah it's like what these women in a tent in Abu Dhabi have got like yeah I don't know and they're like we love Americans. Yeah.

It was so... Americans have done nothing wrong ever. It was like at one point they're like

have you ever been to New York? No, but my brother went didn't come back if you know what I mean. Still haven't

got a postcard. Heard they found his passport though among the rubble if you can believe that because I fucking can't

but anyway yeah so then they escape from Abu Dhabi go back to New York they've learned nothing

nothing at all they come back even works people yeah if you can imagine yeah and then like fucking Carrie is finally like I guess I can spend time

in my husband yeah because I've seen Muslims that's the moral of this story I saw a bunch of mozzies so I guess I'll sit in once a week and watch a film with this old cunt

yeah who gives me presents every day every day he just comes back he's like oh you've forgotten what there's marriage things all about

out sweet cheeks so here you go and just gives her like a diamond ring it's like and just then i realize that i can make sacrifices too but yeah it's just such a detached fucking insane retarded film and then it ends with Samantha jones getting plowed on a car by like a guy who's like 22 yeah and like do you notice he was fully naked but she was wearing her dress yeah like she didn't show any skin whatsoever and they're like in the middle of of the desert and yeah there's like

fireworks going off in the background and there she discovered the land of the free and the home of the horny that is not

that is terrible that is like really bad yeah where was that was that back in Abu Dhabi or in America I think it's America probably America

and they're even playing that well this old fucking menopausal bag of bones is getting plowed on the hood of a car That'd be so funny to play it like a military funeral This is what they stormed the beaches of Normandy for

This is what they fought and died for Like a guy gets his legs blown off Okay For no reason whatsoever Like oh I had to defend fucking Carrier Helmont Samantha

Yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah Yeah terrible terrible But I think even by like the fans Who are loved the show were like This is awful This is ridiculous. We forgot the Irish nanny.

Oh yeah, there's an Irish nanny with big old tittas. Yeah, so like I think the black-haired one Miranda, Charlotte.

Charlotte, her husband gets a nanny, okay? She's like, oh, great, I'll help around the kids because we've adopted like two fucking

non-whites. No, yeah. She kind of did that Brad and Angelina thing that's kept adopted. Two foreign kids, okay? Yeah, yeah.

Two non-American. Well, they're American. Look. Anyway, yeah. Let's just move They didn't come out of her fanny. Remember how we said we were going to avoid racism in this episode? Look, I'm just saying they didn't come out of her fanny?

No. You can tell? They didn't. All right? Because I've seen the fanny, all right? You have, yeah. So the husband has a nanny, okay, Irish nanny, real bad accent. Terrible accent, yeah.

And the whole joke is that she runs around with no bra. And she's got big tits. And it's like proper slow-mo, Baywatch, they're bouncing up and down. Yeah. That's the whole joke. And like all the dads are like, yeah, all right. Look at her mind, though. kids, it's so fucking hot.

Literally go, like, look at her lucky charms. Yeah. So, and the whole thing is like, oh, she's jealous of a nanny. Right. Just tell her to wear her, bra. Yeah, exactly, yeah. Take her to Abu Dhabi and put her in a burqa. Problem solved. But at the end, it turns out she's a lesbian.

Yeah. So, like, just like, oh, good. Yeah. Now I'll let her near my kids. Yeah, I don't know. It was a weird one. Now, again, we didn't watch the full thing. You just sort of skipped through. to the really stupid bits. Oh, we didn't miss anything.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not like we missed the whole science fiction subplot. It's like a Sex of the City 2, Tenet crossover. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When that nanny runs, her titties bounce upwards

and downwards, forwards and backwards. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, Tenet, but like, let's say, okay. Tittet. Yeah, yeah, but let's say, like, Samantha walks in,

there's just jizz everywhere. Yeah. It's like, what happens? Like, it hasn't happened yet. Then a guy walks in. and starts catching the jizz. Yeah, the jizz starts shooting back into his dick. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I wonder if there's got to be like a tinnet porn parody. That would be great. That'll definitely happen, like the come shot in reverse. Oh, that'd be so easy to make as well. And it'd be more entertaining. Yes, it would. Yeah, yeah. And Chris Rone's like, damn it, why didn't I think of that?

Like, yeah, because he catch the bullet in the film, you catch the bullet, okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So in this, like, yeah, if they, like, the cum, a woman's like, and this jizz comes over her mouth. Yeah, it looks like she's puking out jizz. and into the guy's car. That's a fetish. It is now.

Do we just create a new fetish? I think we did. Yes. Finally. Finally, we've achieved something great. We'll make that for the Patreon. Yeah,

yeah, yeah. We'll make a video. Yeah. Video to come, guys. Yeah, I like that. Lads, lads,

lads, banta, banta, banta, banta. So that's sex in the city. Sex in the city, too. Now, I hadn't seen the first one, maybe, or really, any of the show. Maybe that's what hindered my enjoy.

But see, I lived with, like, Leanne and another girl, like, a few years ago. They watched it all the time. And then I was going out with this girl and her and her friends watch it all the time. So I've sort of seen bits and pieces of the show. I get the vibe of it or whatever. Do you think a woman, and I say woman, I mean, like, let's say a 22-year-old now. Yeah. Could get any enjoyment out of the show.

Or does it feel like you're watching the show from the 70s? Yeah, I think it would. It feel like watching, you know, Melrose Place or something. Like, a lot of the stuff in it to be like, Oh, is that like a, is that a thing, was it? Yeah. Oh, like, you know, like, let's say like it's depth over like Charlotte. Oh, I think it's Miranda.

One of them buys a vibrator. Right. It's like, oh, my word. Yeah, yeah. Well, I would just be like, yeah, I got three in my, you know, three under the bed. Three in my bag right now. Yeah, yeah. Just going right now.

I got my kids to carry my vibrators. You literally, you got a bag and the bag is shaking. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I think a lot of stuff you're like, is like, is like, like it's almost quaint now exactly yeah plus it's like so obviously there is absolutely no mention of social media smartphones the internet there's some mentions of internet porn yeah do you remember that episode no i don't know uh some other girl gets her sex video leaked online right and samanta's jealous

so she's got to film the best sex uh oh my god yeah yeah and it literally in the um yeah that is kind of her whole like character is she like loves sex she loves to fuck but she has to be very audacious about it's like I need to have a sex tape right now is like what's her job what does she actually do though oh publicist

one of those New York jobs that doesn't require bricklaying right so it doesn't make sense to me hey I'm a New Yorker I love I love cack and I love sausage and peppers all right on my hero sandwich and I'm going to make a sex tape it's going to be fucking great

yeah sexist city but they're all like working class like one like one works the fish factory just cutting the fish another one like brick layer

plumber yo I was I was hanging I would miss the big over here you know what they call him that big old fucking

sausage in his pain oh oh by the being just because they're working class though it doesn't mean they're Italian they're immediately

turn Italian like let's say if you're working a good job okay and then you lose it Yeah. Let's say you're like, oh my word, I've lost my job in the banking firm. I got to go work in a motherfucking hostage factory. Oh, if I don't bring all the gabble gold, the wife, she'll give it all the bala-ballo.

I just give me the boo. But then you get a phone call. Hey, who's this? You got the job back. Thank you very much. Wonderful. Tell Johnson that we're going to push ahead with that merger and I see some great acquisitions coming our way. I really do.

One second. Hey, Tony. I quit this fucking job Stick it up your fucking ass I'll see you Monday Johnson Alright take care Yeah Yeah

Somehow this ties into sex in the city So what I was going to say is she makes a sex tape And it's the best sex tape in New York Okay And she leaks it to everyone So everyone gets like You've got mail And it's like Samantha getting rolled

Okay And they're like oh Oh Samantha They put her on the cover of the New York Times Yeah what would it say woman does good woman gets

fat yeah it'd just be yath queen it's like Samantha Jones gets fucked in small print

also the second tower fell within free fall speed I obviously the show did it did the show

finished before 9-11 before 9-11 yeah they missed that so ended 4-9-11 came back like 2005.

They did the movie and then they did the second movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they managed to skip that, thank God. Okay. I don't want to see the characters react to it.

I don't want reality. I don't want to make it. Oh, look, it's getting soft. Maybe give the North Tower some Viagra. Yeah, yeah. Building 7. I wish I knew somebody

that would go down at free fall speed if you know what I mean. Al-a-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-ha. Yeah. Yeah, I think I think younger people would be like, what is this? But like it was kind of a trailblazing show in that like these women were like young, free, single, very open about sex. A lot of people loved it.

Yeah. At that time, it was even sort of critically. Yeah, yeah. I wouldn't say acclaimed, but sort of held in high regard because it was the first show to be like unapologetically women are like owning their sexuality and stuff. Like even some conservative people were like, it's a guilty pleasure. Okay. Like, there's a writer called Orson Scott Card. Yeah.

And he's like a science fiction writer. He wrote the Enders game series. Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah. And his whole thing is he's very, very religious. And I think he's either Mormon or like he's one of those like extreme religions. Okay, like that. And he's very anti-gay.

Yeah. Hates gay marriage. Right. Very anti-gay marriage. And he's one type that's like, it's not just like they shouldn't get married. So when the parody bender's game came. out he was very uh hey come on no he's like it's not just like

they shouldn't get married he's like this is actually like a sin this is degrading society this is Sodom and Gomor yeah this will lead to like beastiality yeah yeah and uh well yeah I guess time will turn not

prove me wrong gays prove me wrong the balls in your court and I'm sure you'd love it yeah yeah but even he was like I love these gals yeah look I just feel like

I'm hanging out with these girls and they're my friends Yeah And even he was like I love it So from Mormon to Horman Huh?

Yeah Hey-oh I'm on fire Yeah Yeah Yeah So yeah So yeah

So that was sex The city too Do you remember Actually We'll move on From Sex and City in a minute Yeah This is not meant to be

A Sex and City show No It's stuff No But remember Remember there was One episode Where they went to

Like this New Age woman Who was teaching How to give The Best Hand Job Okay And she She was like, let's say, an eight-year-old woman.

Yeah. And she's demonstrating on her 80-year-old husband. Oh, right. And let me guess the trick is Parkinson's. That's not yet. She barely has to do anything. She doesn't even realize she's doing it. No, so she's giving him a hand job.

We don't see it, but she's like moving her. You see? Yeah, it's shot in a way. Yeah, I get you. And the husband's like, ooh, oh, oh, you like, that he's making faces. And Samantha's like really interested. She's like, oh, my, I'm learning so much. And Charlotte's like, oh my, I can't believe we're watching this.

And, like, Carrie's like, he's gonna blow. And then he jizzes. Yeah. And then they're like, where did the jizz go? And Charlotte's like, I wonder where it went. And it's on her head. What? Yeah.

I'm not just ripping off there's something about Mary? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Just straight ripping it off. No, like, was it even like a, you know, homage or a little wink? No, it wasn't like the hair didn't go up. Okay.

It was just like there was some come on her head. Right, I see. Yeah, and the Orson's got carried, it's like, I love this. Come on a woman's hair, love it. That's genius. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. An old man getting wanked off and it comes on a woman's hair, love it.

Two consensual adults who are of the same gender, evil! It was actually funny as well. In Ender's game, the villains are called The Buggers. Oh my God, really? The Buggers. Yeah, yeah. I imagine it was probably buggerers. It's like, ah, come.

on Orson, could we just do they want to destroy the planet? Worse. I mean to have you and if it has to come to it I will have you throw baggery. West Nail and I. They're not going to destroy the planet. They're going to make

gay marriage legal. We've got to stop them right now. So that's a sexist. Yeah, let's... Do you want to like, okay, here's there's a fork in the road. Okay. You can pick the one less travel, okay? The one less racist is the one we should go for.

Do you want to go... No, there's actually no racism in this, okay? Well, I'll see about that. Proof me wrong. Do you want to go... Prove me wrong, gays. Yeah, we'll have to have it. So there's a road, okay?

Okay. One of them says Batman. Oh. Okay, two roads. One of them says Batman. Okay. And one of them says people we hate. Which road do you want to go down? See, this is interesting

because they're both less traveled because I don't know who you've picked for the people we hate, but also, I haven't seen the Batman. trailer oh but I am I think I want to know

who you hate a little bit more okay right okay we'll do that I'm being honest well you know what

I like I don't like to let the fans down we're going to do both okay oh yeah the choice

was meaningless there is no free will it's all destiny baby this predetermined manifest destiny

it's a minority report yeah oh I said I want to get racist you're just driving

you've got three women tied up in a pool. Tell me when they're going to commit crimes. Please let us out. And the twist is I committed the crime by kidnapping them. Okay, so I'm going to pick a woman, okay? Her name is Stella Emmanuel.

Stella Emmanuel. Yeah. Okay. Now, to be honest with you, this was started off of the people we hate by the end of it. Maybe I kind of respect this woman. You kind of came around a little bit?

Maybe a little bit. Sounds like you went in a bit of a journey there, Brian. I'll let you decide. So I'm on the fence right now And I'll let you cast a final ballot Which way will Caesar Catton's Thumb turn, huh? So Stella Emmanuel

She is a doctor Okay She has been retweeted By Donald Trump Right And Trump Jr. They both praised her on Twitter All right

She's also Anti-Mask Anti-Mask Okay And anti doing anything to prevent the spread of corona. She's like, it doesn't matter, just open up everything, open to the water parks. Right.

There's no pint. Open up the brothels. Yeah, brothels, let young people run around the nursing homes. Yeah. Coffin everywhere. Let's just do it. Yeah, yeah. Trump Jr. even said she was a spectacular and a must watch.

Okay. She runs a right-wing group called America's Frontline Doctors. Okay. And like, was she just like a general practitioner or is she like a specific field of medicine? I think it's a general GP, yeah, yeah. Okay, right, right. You hear that and you think like, well, she's a doctor. And hey, American frontline doctors, that sounds like a good group.

Yeah. Well. Not a wrong with that. Turns out she's got a few little, uh, kooky ideas. Okay. So, for instance, she says, The gynecological problems, okay? Yes.

So problems with your vagina are caused by demon sperm. Demon sperm? Yeah. Wow. Okay. As in sperm from demons or demons or sperm of humans that have been, has the sperm itself been demonized? Or is this actual sperm from actual demons? No, these are demons, okay?

They're crawling up, they're sneaking in your house, okay? They're crawling through your window, all right? Had you kids, how'd your wife These demons are sneaking the women's houses And jizzed inside women And giving them, you know, like Periods and stuff like Wait, period? She's saying menstruation

Well, no, any kind of like You know, like, gynecological problem So I don't really know much about vaginas So give me an example of like a gynecological problem Uh, well, I don't know Cramps or uh, yeast infections Yeah, yeast infection, it's perfect, okay? Yeah

So this demon, this little rascal here Yeah, yeah Beelzebub Okay Beelzebub Yizu-Zoo. Or Bielza blob. You get it?

On the blob. There we go. We're on fire tonight. Yeah. Tip their waitress. Bielza blob. Okay. He sneaks in, jizzes inside a woman.

Right. And gives her yeast infection. Okay. Yeah. You know, I can't disprove that. That's, right. Exactly, yeah. She also is against any kind of vaccine.

Really? Because she said that they make you non-religious. A vaccine? That's a new one now. I haven't heard that. Dave, there's something in the vaccine the government put in and it stops you believing in God. Is she still a licensed doctor? Yeah.

Even after all this wild shit. Okay, wow. She was also against homosexual terrorism. Homose... You can blow up the Eiffel Tower if you want. But you better not be a... It's the buggers. The boggers.

Yeah, yeah. She's all for Al-Qaeda and the Taliban, but not the buggers. She's also believes that there's alien DNA in a lot of medical treatments now So you know Roswell? Yeah

They got a lot of alien DNA From Roswell And they use that now For like You know skin grafts and stuff like that Are you serious? Wow What?

Why would they do that? What's her theory I mean Is the one? Yeah, I'm just sold immediately I know it! I knew it! Has this woman got a newsletter? but uh no what books i want to buy all the books right now okay uh yeah i don't know

she didn't really go in detail she's like now do you think she believes this or she just sort of making shite you know no i think she's very religious and i think a lot of this stuff she definitely if not she's been doing this for like decades i admire the commitment okay she's like 50 something now and this has been her whole life like when harry potter books are coming now she was one the guy one of the people like burning them. Right. And trying to get them banned. Okay. Because they promote witchcraft. Okay. And homosexual terrorism.

Dumbledore. All right. Yeah. Okay. But it's interesting because she's a black woman, all right. Oh, okay. Okay. So... And the minefield begins. Yeah. Okay. So she was posting us stuff on Twitter being like, you know,

um, us doctors got to stick together. Yeah. So a lot of people would see that and wouldn't, like bought her to Google like who this woman is. Yeah. So like Madonna was going on about it for ages.

Oh, as in like she's a genius. Madonna was like, yes, queen. This, this bitch be keeping it keeping us safe. She's a bad bitch and she don't give a fjuck.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. This bitch keeping us safe. Yeah, yeah. Donald Trump. There's hoars in his house. Donald Trump should listen to her. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

With no idea, like actually like Donald Trump likes her. Right. Okay. Yeah. They're really, celebrities have to be so careful when they're retweeting people,

but they got to make sure they know who the fuck these people are because that can really come back to bite you in the ass. Yeah. So that's Stella Emmanuel, okay? Okay.

It is interesting in the fact like a lot of people, because she's black, retweet her and was like, yes, a black woman that knows finding actually knows something about medicine. All right.

And then, they're like oh actually oh yeah yeah so i mean does she have a big following yes yes and it's growing every day wow imagine if jim o'darty practice medicine yeah okay yeah right and was a black woman yeah okay her power is even stronger yeah yeah yeah so like that's the level we're talking about jesus that's that's crazy man and she's on the lot she's getting brought into a lot of tv shows now because a lot of the more crazy stuff yeah she's just like ah I don't want to talk about that. I want to talk about people dying right now.

Right. She doesn't go like, it's not like she goes like, look, I don't believe a demon sperm. She's like, I don't want to talk about a demon sperm right now. Yeah, I'll get to that in a minute. Okay. You got to talk about people dying right now. She's like, hey. She's clever about it then.

Yeah, she knows just to say enough, just to titulate it a little bit. And people in the same way people are like, hey, look, Trump said some crazy things in the past, but he's the man for the moment. Yeah, yeah. And so people are like with this woman, they're like, hey, maybe? Yeah. I look, I'm not smart enough to see if she'd write her wrong. I'm not a doctor, I don't know, but this woman, she has a license, and maybe she knows. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I don't know. Yeah, so, okay, demons spur. They actually asked Trump, like, hey, why did you retweet this woman? Yeah. Do you support her? And then he just went, he's rambled about how, like, people don't like him. Yeah, exactly. He can't ramble, like, people don't like her, people don't like me.

He's the greatest deflector ever. He can just, like, skip over Anahen, like, yeah. no bother to him water off a duck's back so this is like this will happen in Ireland very soon I think we're kind of already has happened I mean we have

like there's the likes of Gemo Dardy John Waters we talked yesterday on the episode with James Moore and about who's that guy that Irish computing forever yeah computing forever and then there are these little like sort of fringe networks of right wing hunts

that are like based in Ireland popping up all over the place yeah they're fringe but we're going to actually have like proper like medical doctors. Oh, okay. Actually get swallowed a pill as well. Yeah, yeah, that'd be great actually. Like if my GP turned around, it's like, James, have you heard about demon sperm? I'm like, oh boy, here we go.

Yeah. Well, tell me more. Just give me the antidepressants and let me get out. Yeah, he's like actually antidepressants are demon sperm, even better. And some of my own sperm. Yes, James. I've been jizzing in your antidepressants. ah you rascal you you totally got me bro

you got me what a goof yeah well jokes on you I knew about it so I win in the smallest possible way why do you think I don't know doctor sperm when I taste it bitch please I've been around the block oh yeah this ain't my first rodeo

yeah yeah I I guarantee you're in the Celtic Tiger baby I've seen it I guarantee it it's gonna be the other way like at the moment there's like a there's like a group of doctors and they all basically

believe the same thing there's going to be way more like fringe doctors okay and they're going to be proper like you're going to a regular doctor

like a sucker I got leeches yeah I got leeches take the demon sperm out of you I'm giving my leeches antidepressants

they're going to suck out the bad juju I got the happiest leeches in the world okay I'm going to perform an exorcism and then a brisk

yeah yeah oh god so you're right so so that's my people like, hey, okay. Now, what side do you want? Are you inside of, it's funny or she's actually hurting people? I mean, you're right. Like, that's the thing.

I, you know, it's the same with like Alex Jones, you know, I'll just look at it and think, ha, that's great, that's funny, I enjoy it. And then I was like, oh, wait, you actually have to think about the fact that this, there are people who believe this. And there are people who are like, perfect, no need for a mask, I'm just going to start licking the bus stop. Yeah, yeah.

Well, look, I mean, there's always going to be a certain section of a popular. that are mental that hold crazy beliefs that do crazy stuff and there's no way you can really police that you know unless we're in some sort of uh mega city one yeah judge dread yes exactly yeah yeah which uh hey i'm not saying uh mean maybe that's the way we need to go here i'm just saying like you know you look at judge red and you're like hey fascism can be kind of cool if the nazis wore those cool helmets yeah we'd all be singing a different shoot if they if they talk like carl urban

and who knows, you know? Yeah, that was great. Now, did you ever see the Sylvester Stone? Oh, did I? Judge Dred with Rob Schneider and who else is in it? See, I always confuse it with Demolition Man and Sandra Bullock's in Demolition Man. Yeah, Sandra Bullock, it's a lesser-known name in...

Yeah, in Judge Dred. But I love Judge Dred. The 90s one? The comics, the 90s one, the new one. I love all of Judge Dred. Okay. It's so fun. Yeah.

And I don't people, the comics are very satirical. Like, it's a, it's a parody of fascism. Right, okay. That's the point of it, okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I think a lot of people... Miss the point? Yeah.

All right. And, like, in the comics, even now, it's very obvious. Yes. It's a satire. Like, especially because they always bring in, like, real world elements from now. So, like, there's, like, characters that... There's a character looks very much like Boris Johnson. Okay, right.

And, like, I think even in the comics now, there's a pandemic. Are you still up to date with the comics? You still read them? I keep up to date. Because the main writer I think his name's John Wagner Like he retired years ago Right okay

Like literally Judge Dredd started Like in like the 80s Yeah yeah So he's retired so I don't really read it now that much But I'll keep up to date you know Sure It's kind of fun Yeah

To see what they're kind of take on it Yeah And then it's no I like the fact that like It's their satire Is like there's a guy who looks like Boris Johnson Then he gets shot by Judge Dred

That's it There's no like That'll show up There's no, like, oh, I'm making a comment here about his connections with David Cameron and the Bullington Club. No, it's just like, he looks like Johnson's bang. That's satire now, is it? A shot him in the face, brilliant. I think this very, because Judge Dreves in the comic called 2000 AD.

Okay, yeah. I think the very, I think the second or first issue had like a woman who looks like Margaret Thatcher getting shot in the face. they know what works yeah they know what works yeah there's a rich tradition so speaking of comics you want to go on to Batman okay let's do it now I haven't seen the trailer

but I've heard a lot of people they look they seem to be excited about it but you know it's a good cast Pattinson is a good actor you got Colin Farrell is the penguin and Paul Dano is the Ridler yeah yeah I'm intrigued here and you got a lot of other people

you got fucking guess who a lot of people just playing regular cop like Barry Keoggan Barry Keogan yeah that'll be interesting

one of the Scars Guards I think is in it as well John Totoro yeah it's just playing like a random gangster

okay Zoe Kravitz yeah his catwoman oh right okay so they've got a big cast

before we watch this trailer yeah do you know about the Jonah Hill connection no I don't

it's very interesting so basically oh wait I think I do know this he was meant to be the

penguin or they offered them the penguin but then he didn't want to do it because he didn't want to be the fat ugly guy So it's funny they were like Jonah

we need someone to play the penguin Danny DeVito did the last time Okay So you're perfect Yeah We want you to play the big Fat disgusting monster Yeah

He was like I actually lost a lot of weight So I don't really want to play that Can I play the riddler They're like no The riddler's skinny Yeah the riddler's skinny Yeah the riddler's skinny and cool

That's what we've got Paul Dano And he was like Come on guys Please I don't want to play the penguin Yeah And you're like, no, you're fat. Even when you lose weight, you'll always be fat. Yeah, we've seen the early films, okay?

We've seen you fat. I've seen war dogs. I've seen super bad. You can't run away from that because you physically aren't you able to. You know, fat fuck. I might be exercising some personal issues here, Brian. I apologize. So they finally, finally got him for the riddler.

But then he was like, I want to be paid. twice as much as Patinson. Oh, really? Yeah, and they're like, we can't do that. No, come on. Jonah, come on. He's just, he's got some notions. Like, don't get me wrong.

I'm a big fan of Jonah Hill. I love his stuff. But yeah, he can definitely, he just, he's got a weird, uh, psychological thing when it comes to, oh, they're going to call me fat. It's like, well, yeah. Because you kind of wear the fat kid for a long time.

I think it's that. And it's also, I think, a little bit of like, well, fuck it. Okay. It's like, yeah, I'll take it. it if you pay me twice as much. I think it was him being like, I probably won't get this, but I'm going to make the big

swing. Right, okay. And like, if I miss, it's like, oh, I don't get to be in the Batman movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who cares? I'm Jonah Hill, I can. Yeah, he'll be fine. I can, oh, no, I have to do another indie film. Yeah, or just like that I actually enjoy making. Team up with Seth Rogan and the boys again and do

something else, you know. An American Pickle, too. Yeah. Disaster artists too. Yeah. But this time it's about the making of disaster artists Ah, very good Yeah, it could be fun, yeah Get someone to play Franco

What, who'd you get? Franco Get Davey Franco to play James Franco And James plays Dave And everyone's just really confused Yeah, yeah And then James as Dave Gets a lot of acting students over

To do some training Yeah, yeah So this is it. It's directed by Matt Reeves Okay Who did the Planet of the Apes films Right, right, right, right, okay The three new ones

The good ones Yeah, they're actually entertaining Not the Walberg one No This goddamn, maybe something nice planet Okay, so let me just turn up The brightness now So we can not see it

But you don't turn it up The full brightness No, I'm not worth that You don't deserve, like Okay, I see So it's D.C. D.C. All right, here we go

Now, I wasn't expecting We'd get so much of a trailer Because apparently they've only shot like 30% of the footage Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. Oh, wow.

So they probably, though, release this. Just like, we have a bit of footage. It's going to be another while before we can actually shoot the rest because of corona. So let's leak a trailer. No, this was released officially. Oh, yeah. But I mean, they probably made the decision. I don't know, whatever.

See, they had an event called DC Fandome. Right. To promote all the upcoming DC movies. Okay. But this is the only one that had footage for because of Corona. Oh, right. So it's so sad. They have another film coming out called Black Adam.

Oh. Adam, okay? Yeah. It's Dwayne Johnson. Okay. And he plays an Egyptian superhero. Right. Pass.

Yeah. Okay. But because there's no footage shot yet, it was just Dwayne Johnson narrating over like concept art. Just like, well, what do you call it? Blankin. Storyboard. Yeah, storyboards. Yeah.

And we're like, this is supposed to be awesome. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So this is, but this is the one they showed. Okay. So we're watching the trailer for Batman. man now.

There's a man with a mask and says no more lies. No more lies. I really can't see this very well. It's a lot of glare. You're fucking this up,

Brian. You're fucking in up. The riddler is up to his old tricks. He's leaving clues around the place. He's solving riddles. The dastardly bastard. He's just got a book of riddles. Aha!

My schemes! I have a bed, but he's not sleep. Nicholas Linthurst. Lice. So he's leaving clues And Commissioner Gordon's played by Geoffrey Wright Who's Geoffrey Wright? From Westworld

He's other things He's a black Commissioner Gordon And there's Batman there There's Colin Farrell Oh wow He put on a lot of weight Yeah Wait before we just before we continue

So Colin Farrell As he was making this With the fact that he had to gain a lot of weight Because you know He has to be a big fat, disgusting monster Sure He had to gain Jonah Hill level weight Okay

So he got a black card from abracababra Oh, is in like just free Unlimited Wow Yeah Nice Abra Cababra

Yeah Are they still Yeah They're an Irish Company actually Yeah they're an Irish company Can you still find them anywhere Yeah yeah

I can't remember the last time I saw an abracabra Well apparently they're still going He's just got one in his gaff Yeah He just walks in And just staff Just like chained to the walls

Hello Mr Farrell What could I get you Call me Penguin I'll have a cabb please But please I need to get home see my kids please no okay so

we see Batman there Robert Pattinson that's Robert Pattinson looking very goth yeah he is very gosh he's got like an eyeliner

later on as well and then we got so he cravitz there playing Catwoman it's just showed Colin Farallow as like a regular guy

how did he turn into like the gross penguin looking guy do they say how that happened no we don't see Colin Farall we don't see

skinny Colin Farall No, I know, but we saw him there fat, though, but he was just regular looking. Maybe, I don't think he's the main villain in the first film. Who's that guy? He's just a random mask guy, but look at him beating the guy. Okay. He's battering him.

Yeah, I see that. Yeah, that's what Batman does. Okay, cool. Does he beat him to death? No. Yes, he doesn't kill. He murders people in this one. And then, like, he's driving around.

The Batmobile is very kind of low-key in this. Yeah, yeah, it's just a Ford Focus with like, yeah like graffiti just the word Batman Batman but like he ran out of space

it's like bat and then M-A-N very squashed together he's filled bat with two T's so that's the Batman trailer

yeah whatever I don't know I wasn't really look I'm not I've said this before I'm not a superhero movie guy I'm not into them

yeah it's not for me now I did enjoy the Nolan trilogy but like you know so this kind of looks interesting

I'd say out of all the superhero stuff. Batman is the one that I would like, you know, I'll check it out. And the director said he's going for seven meets Chinatown. See that I like that. That's interesting now. It does

from the trailer I'd say it looks very dark and gritty. Like I really enjoyed the you know, Wacking Phoenix as Joker. You know, that was fun but again that really wasn't a superhero movie as like an origin story. But yeah, you know, I probably would go see that just, you know, it looks interesting. For the crack.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he said it's going to be very much a detective film called the Riddler. Okay. And Paul Dano's going to be the Riddler, so that'd be fun. I like Paul Dano, he's great. You ever see Paul Dano's wife? Oh, Zoe Kazan? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They did the movie Ruby Sparks together. Oh, did they? Never seen that? No. That's great. Nice

little rom-com. Oh, I never seen that now. I saw her name, what's her name, Kazaz? Kazan. Kaz. I saw her, she's in that TV miniseries, The Plot Against America. Oh, okay. Yeah, that's where, um, I was telling you, it's where like, um...

It's alternate history? It's alternate history where Charles Lindbergh becomes president. He's like, yeah, I think we need to solve this Jewish problem. And it's great because John Totoro's in it, all right? Yeah. And he plays a cool, hip rabbi. Right. And he's basically an Uncle Tom rabbi, all right.

Okay. So, like, so Limburg hires him to be like the rabbi, the Jewish consultant, okay? Sure. And he tricks him because he's like, we're going to help Jews relocate. And he's like, voluntary relocation, yeah? Yeah. Sure, yeah. Voluntary. So, this,

I think his name's like rabbi, I don't know why, there's like, but Rabbi John Totoro. Rabbi Jesus. Hey, hey you Jews, you can trust me. I'm a rabbi as well, okay? Get on those trains. Hey, I'm a rocking rabbi,

and I'm here to say, get on the train, it'll take you away. Where do you go? Nobody, no, keep your fucking out shot! Because you got to go. Bitch! Brup, brup, brup, brup, brup. John Tutoro

In the house Yeah He improvised that Yeah he did Yeah And they were like It doesn't really fit With the rest of the show

But fair plate It's good You got skills Brough John Titoro Giving us some bars Yo Yeah

Yeah Much like we watched A little bit of a film Called Project Power Yeah We watched like Yeah About 10 15 minutes of it

Yeah Didn't really get our attention But there was a kid In it who rapped Yeah Did that inspire you It did Yeah

Well look I've got the I've got the poetry of the streets in my heart man what can I say growing up in the rural back end of Monaghan you know it's basically like being in Brooklyn

you know even worse yeah yeah instead of being beaten by cops I was getting shit on by cows and beaten by cops yeah and the cows they don't wear body cams they could shit on me and get away with it it's like one of these days

a cow shits on you then plant some crack So I was going to say Zoe Kazam, wherever her name is, she's very good in the show. She plays like the housewife who's like, I don't like what's going on here, David. And her husband's like, come on, honey, there's not going to be, there's not going to be another Holocaust in America.

Don't be crazy, dull. Have you watched it all? Yeah. It's a good, yeah? That was a long pause. Yeah. But I don't think you, I, you know what? I watched it, I was like, I watched it, so, you know, I've gone through it.

You'll need to go through it as well. Okay. Yeah, I just live vicariously through you. I would just read the book instead. It's a Philip Roth book. Read the book instead. Okay, all right. You'll get the same thing out of it, and you get the pros as well.

Have you read the book? Years ago, years ago, yeah. I would say, though, the series, like, eight episodes. It doesn't really need to be. Could have done it in five. Could have done it in a GIF. Just a meme. The Holocaust was bad.

Just that little like troll face crying It's like Holocaust bad Yeah You get the same gist It's pretty much The body of it Yeah

Yeah Oh yeah So yeah So yeah Anyway I was gonna say It's Paul Dano In this Batman film Yeah

And And the other one is Zoe Kravitz Yes Do you know what for Zoe Kravitz Lenny Kravitz's daughter Right Yeah

Yeah I don't I'm sure I can't think of anything I've seen her in I probably have But I just What's she known for? What? She was in Buster Scugs

Oh, the ballad of Buster Scrugs Yeah, I didn't see that Okay, she was in a lot of stuff we wouldn't have seen Yeah, yeah She was kind of like the young hip Cat for a while there She was the next big thing Now she got old

Yeah, what is she now, like 26 Yeah, now she's like fucking what You're dried up old hag She belongs with the Sex and City girls You know, in the skip Yeah, she's 23 going through menopause Yeah Getting hot flashes in Abu Dhabi.

Getting stone to death. Do you know she, me too, Lily Allen? Wait, Zoe Kravitz did? Yeah, yeah. So I'll tell you, so Lily Allen released a book, all right? Yeah. I tell a little book, all right? Okay.

And then she mentioned some pretty scandalous stuff. Like, apparently during her tour, she used to get, like, female hookers. Really? Yeah. Is she, she, uh, she's, like, bye or something, is she? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So she'd like just get, like, female hookers and, like, you know, sciss her or, while on drugs.

Right. Just to, you know, take the pressure off during a tour. Sure, yeah. Like, we've, you know, I've done Edinburgh. You've got to cut,

you gotta cut loose somehow. Yeah, okay. All right. And in the book as well, she talks like, yeah, I was so,

uh, one time I snogged Zoe Kravitz. I hate that word. Yeah. I've always hated the word snog. It's just so, yeah,

hits the ear wrong. It's just gross. Yeah. Anyway, go on. It doesn't, it doesn't, like, sound consensual. No,

doesn't it's snogged. Yeah. I don't know, it sounds like a chemical agent or something Oh, yes, now that you're high on snog, I'll do whatever I want, I will have you. It sounds worse than violated. Yeah, you know what I mean? Like if someone was like, your daughter got violated.

Yeah, you know how some people have a thing about the word moist, it just makes them feel uncomfortable? That's how I feel about snog. Yeah, anyway, sorry. Your daughter got violated, well, he shouldn't get snogged. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So anyway, she was like, yeah, I snugged Zoe Kravitz in our book.

And then like a few months later they had Zoe Kravitz on a TV show hosted by a gay man Okay Just not important Okay Just the gay man Yeah okay

Who? You don't remember the name? No No I made sure not to I hit my head a few times Gave myself a concussion on purpose Good call

And he was like No He was like So I read in that Lily Allen's new book That you two had a little thing Together Okay

And she's like, yeah, she can call it thing. I can tell it. She just came at me and forced herself and snogged me without my consent. Wow. You know, and people are like, ooh. And they're like, so what do you think about her now? I don't think about her at all. Ooh.

Boom. You get her, cat woman? Yeah, yeah. This cat got closed. No, that's a tiger. Idiot Like the show Claws Arr

Do you ever watch Claws? No, it's claws Pretty good It's drag queens Getting up to no good Okay Like you know They're always up to crimes

Okay Really? I think like Robin Diamonds And things Okay And then Dean Norris is a cop And like

I'll get you drag queens Yeah You drag queens are up to no good And I'm gonna find out what He's basically boss hog I get Oh I'm gonna get

No scheming drag queens well those drag queens better get out of town yeah yeah yeah it's so funny like that's great it's like all every season like i'm like something about those drag queens and then eventually's like wait a minute they're drag queens yeah that's what it is yeah yeah he doesn't know what drag queens just like a cool woman those are wigs and fake tiddies yeah yeah i've been wanking oh no i've been had yeah i've been bamboozled Oh, so yeah, anything else you want to talk about James? We're almost at an hour, so let's wrap it up with one last thing.

Well, I don't want to talk about race too much. No, we kind of, in the last couple episodes, we said we really need to just ease up on that. Yeah. It's getting very, uh, I will say one thing. This is very pro, uh, um, this is anti-racist. Okay, okay. So, uh, it took you a long time to come up with that term. It's, uh, well, what's that thing that I don't know, anti-racism?

Yeah, I said it was like a new language. Anti-racist? I don't do much about this, but I did think it was interesting and kind of like, this is so fucked up. So the head of the Toronto Raptors, okay? Okay. I'm just going to look up as... That's a basketball team.

Fred of you... I won't bother looking at there. Head of Toronto Raptors, okay? Yeah. Last year, they won the championships. Okay, they beat Golden State. Right. So the whole team runs into the court to celebrate, okay?

Yeah. He's the owner of the team, okay? Yes. He's a Canadian black man, okay? Okay. Or maybe he's black in America and he moved over to Canada. All right. Yeah, okay, whatever.

Like, so he wants to go down to the court to celebrate with his team. Sure. The manager's down there. Yeah. Okay, everyone else, okay, he wants to go down. The sheriff's deputy who's minding the place, like, yeah, you can't come out there, sir. Really? You can't come out, okay?

Now, the sheriff's deputy, his version of events, okay? It was like, I was doing my job. This crazy man came. I told him. and then he attacked me. Okay. So that was his story, okay? Right, right, right.

And there was, like, conflicting reports, okay? And the security card, the deputy sheriff, okay? Yeah. He sued the man? He sued the Raptors guy? The Raptor's owner. Okay. For physical and emotional damages.

Well, I think the deputy's wife also sued. What? Because she was emotionally damaged as well. Was she there? No. No. Just, you know, the stress of being married to a man who almost died. He's been beaten me for 11 years.

and it's because that thing that happened three months ago so I need money it's because of the Raptors so then a year later the body cam footage got released oh shit okay and it literally was him like

you can't come here sir and push them all right he started all right and then the owner was like sorry I don't he's like push him again and then the security guy was like

oh fuck this and then pushed him once okay wait the Raptors guy pushed back yeah once after being pushed twice okay so this footage got released now. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

A year later, even though the police had this footage there and then. Okay. And did they, he didn't, like, successfully sue or anything, he didn't get any money, right? But he tried. Okay, he tried. Yeah. That's mad. So, apparently the sheriff's deputy, uh, they've had a few bits of, you know, misfortune in the past. Okay. Like, they keep

accidentally retweeting, uh, white supremacists. As you do. From their official, not like the sheriff's account. The other way, like, the, the office would have their official account. Twitter account. Yeah. They keep retweeting it from that account.

That's amazing. Being like, oh, sorry. I meant that from my personal account. Yeah, yeah. I didn't know who David Duke was.

I apologize. I thought he was a cool guy. It's a cool name. David Duke. Yeah. So, yeah, I just thought like that's insane how like, even at that level,

like you own a basketball team. You own the basketball team that won the championship. Yeah. And when you go to celebrate, like, nope, not you. I don't trust you. even though like he would have been

I assume on the sidelines the whole time he was up in the boot like the special booths he was he was trying to walk down to the that's what it was the deputy guy just sees him up on the corporate booth eating caviar and like

not on my watch buddy and he's like that's how they trick yet they buy a team on purpose so they can sell the weed probably get them all high on the dro. The only reason he bought that team, okay, was to harass

security guards. Like me. Actually, let's talk about one other thing, because I don't want to end on race, okay? So, I was bored one night, okay, and that's what I'm going to do. I watched Jerry Springer too hot for TV. Oh, where'd you get that online? Online, yeah, daily motion, yeah. Yeah, not even YouTube, can't handle it. Because there's full

tits, like. Yeah? Yeah, yeah. And like, did they beep any of it? No. Oh. This is too hot for TV, Jays. Well, you know, that's almost too hot for life. They sold as a DVD as a videotape. That's crazy. Imagine that you're like, I'm going to send $19.99 in the post to get a videotape of some tits. Imagine if Jeremy Kyle did that.

Chew up for TV. Yeah. You smelly bastard. Now, what they do is what's great in this movie, let's call it a movie, okay? Okay. Because it's like 90 minutes. Right. Did you watch the whole thing?

I skipped through it. Okay. After why, you're like, I kind of get with this. Yeah, exactly, yeah, yeah Okay, so it's great Is they cut out any context at all Oh, so you don't know Like the setup

We don't know why they're fighting Okay So it literally is just like scenes of like And here's your other woman And another woman comes on They battery each other You crazy bitch Yeah

Or you're like And here's the other man And two guys batter each other Yeah, yeah And there's no You don't know why you're doing it Oh, that's shit I don't like that

So it kind of gets tiring Yeah, yeah But they'll always be like They'll have the text sometimes at the bottom saying like you know my husband's a woman right

or something like that yeah and one of them was like I'm trying to they don't you use the PC term and this so I just say a transgender got my got my wife pregnant

and there's like six people on stage fighting right right I kind of want to see a lead up to that yeah absolutely yeah yeah and some of it

so a lot of the girls just come out and just flashed their tits really yeah a lot of it is like if a guy cheats on her she's going to come out like yeah you can't have these motherfuck yeah this is what you're missing yeah they're just like saggy old titties hanging down to her knees yeah all the women have big fake tits okay and it's their 90s tits oh yeah yeah so it's like there was no sense of like let's make this look natural yeah yeah it was just make it bigger yeah it doesn't matter what it looks like

like the kind of stage like he's like i cannot do any bigger like this is like i just can't do it yeah yeah she won't hold it was like this is as big as it'll get before they explode, the woman's like, make it bigger. So all the women have fake tists and all the men look like Loufregno. Okay. Yeah, they're like fucking huge. They're all like in their 50s, but they still roied it up. They've literally, they've still got the needles sticking out of them, okay? And they're all talking like, no, they don't talk like that.

Come on now. Because he's deaf, people. Loufregno's deaf. There's some, like, there's, like, the crowd in this are amazing because they are loving everything. Yeah, they're like, woo, woo, woo, whoa, whoa. Jerry, Jerry. Like one on one of the segments, okay, the text of the bottom of screen says, my daughter's a 14 year old prostitute.

Okay. And she won't give me family rates. Yeah, yeah. Bitch charges me double. Yeah, yeah. No, so like, Jerry Springer's like, so why do you do it?

And she's like, because I like sucking dick. And the crowd were like, woo! Yeah, it's like, just cheering on pedophilia. Yeah, like, you know. The crowd are acting like it's a Super Bowl Do you reckon she was actually 14

Or is this like an 18 year old I don't know But like whatever way the audience Are loving it And other things as well Any kind of like Child sex industry Yeah

Any kind of like thing of like Yeah And you know what Fuck that bitch Woo Yeah Yeah well And then the girl will be like

Yeah well fuck this guy Woo They don't care They have no allegiance No yeah Well see What I reckon it is They get the cross

all drunk as fuck before they like start the show probably like you know there's like laughing gas that they just leak into the studio yeah there's multiple moments where it's like there's only one way we can see who's going to get this man strip off

yeah oh nice stripping competition so it's just like these two women stripping off at the same time okay yeah all things are going wild and Jerry's just watching me like yeah I was governor Yeah And this

This will never get any better than this This will never get old I get paid to do this What does he do now Does he still have the show? No I got cancelled He hosts a show now called Judge Jerry Because he did do

He was like the kind of America's Got Talent guy for a while Like you know backstage guy Well his Wikipedia page is awful What do you mean like I mean like I've never seen a Wikipedia Wikipedia page like it You're like, you know the way to say like citation needed?

Yeah. Every single sentence says that. Okay. Like, it seems like he just did the page himself. Like, all the text is, all the text is gray. Oh, really? Yeah. That's weird now, because he was a real, like, cultural icon on in the 90s, America.

Of, like, he sort of epitomized that whole, like, trash TV culture, you know what I mean? But anyway. Yeah, I think a lot of the, in the Wikipedia page a little bit is like, and Danny does, a great job. Yeah. And he's got a big dick. Every paragraph ends with his at the end of every paragraph

his dick has grown an inch. And his eight and a half inch dick. Rule television. Man, there's a bit in this okay where there's another strip off okay. But one of the strippers is pregnant. Oh. And the camera fully zooms in

on her belly. Oh, wow. And she dances for five minutes or so. It's a long dance and it's in no way sexy. Wow. Yeah, I can't imagine it is. that's uh that really is the bottom of the barrel like yeah too hot for tv yeah yeah i can see a pregnant woman dance with her tits while the husband just looks sad

nah nah da da da da da da da da da god bless america and then she gets booked on top of a car and the land of the free and home of the horny we're over an hour here okay perfect let's wrap it up it's been a fun one yeah all right uh let's just then it there we're just signing off uh thanks for listening and godspeed yeah bye bye